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Speaker 2: All from uh Sarah, Hello, Hello, Hi?

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Speaker 1: Who is this?

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Speaker 3: Uh? My name is Sarah.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Sarah?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Uh So I've been doing something pretty

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Speaker 3: naughty at work that I shouldn't be doing And I

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Speaker 3: don't know how such people on going because it's making

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Speaker 3: me some money, but it's really illegal.

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Speaker 1: Do you do you want to talk about it on

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Speaker 1: a podcast in front of one hundred people.

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Speaker 3: I'm not using my real name, and I don't think

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Speaker 3: I know anyone that worked and watching the show, so

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Speaker 3: I think I'm.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, sure, what's what? What's going on?

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Speaker 3: Well? I work at a hospital setting technically like in

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Speaker 3: the pharmacy area. Uh, and you know, we throw away

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Speaker 3: a lot of pills, so I sometimes.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I know exactly what you you You take the

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Speaker 1: pills and then you sell them to people. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: mmm okay, Uh how long have you been doing this?

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Speaker 3: About a year?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: What I mean? What kinds of people? Are you selling

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Speaker 1: them to?

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Speaker 3: People who I don't see at all?

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Speaker 1: Like how do you how do you find these people

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Speaker 1: that you sell them to?

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Speaker 3: Mm hmmm it's my boyfriend's coworkers, but they don't know

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Speaker 3: it's me, okay.

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Speaker 1: And what you're getting them out of there? What you're

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Speaker 1: getting them out of the garbage?

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Speaker 3: No, I mean they're like it's just so easy, you

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Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like not that hard to take them.

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Speaker 1: So if that makes sense, sure, I mean I mean, well,

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Speaker 1: where where are you taking them? After them from? What

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Speaker 1: do you mean like like well, like you're not just

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Speaker 1: taking pills off people's desks?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, no. People. So we have

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Speaker 3: at the station where they order it, and then it

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Speaker 3: there's there's a shelves of all these meds and I

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Speaker 3: you know, just a lot of little pharmacy technical stuff,

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Speaker 3: and I mean it just closed into ways. So I

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Speaker 3: just kind of sometimes, you know, I just kind of

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Speaker 3: like in front of my pocket, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Okay, al right, so you work well at a pharmacy

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Speaker 1: or a hospital? He said, yeah, okay, what do you

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Speaker 3: I saw people's prescriptions?

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Speaker 1: Okay? And did you go to college for like medical

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay? And what's your ultimate goal in life?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure. I don't really have one. Okay, I

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Speaker 3: guess make a lot of money one day or more money?

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Speaker 1: I mean, what do you what do you care about?

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Speaker 2: My cat?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I am turning twenty three.

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Speaker 1: Okay, have you told anyone else that you're doing this?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 3: My boyfriend knows because he's the one like supplying it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, And what this is like adderall and like xanax

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Speaker 3: Uh no, they're like like pp helpers.

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Speaker 1: Wait, you're you're stealing and you're you're you're selling black

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, but but like it's still like it's the

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Speaker 3: I'm not selling pensan al, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Wait, so your boy so so a bunch of guys

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Speaker 1: with small dicks come to your boyfriend and you're their

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Speaker 1: viagra plug. Basically Okay, that makes this a lot funnier.

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Speaker 1: Still illegal, but funnier.

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Speaker 3: I like I should stopp soon, just because you know,

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Speaker 3: anytime I do it, I get like super nervous and

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Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I maybe they caught me this time,

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Speaker 3: and it's kind of like a little game in my head.

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Speaker 3: You know, I should probably stop.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm make you money.

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Speaker 1: Well, even though it's funnier, it's still like, here's the

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Speaker 1: thing you have you looked into what the consequences.

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Speaker 3: Are for doing I know what they are, and you're very.

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Speaker 1: Tell me what they are.

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Speaker 3: I could get in big trouble.

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Speaker 1: Tell me what kind of trouble.

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Speaker 3: Well, I could lose my job and I won't be

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Speaker 3: able to work at like a pharmacy anymore.

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Speaker 1: Okay, would you go to jail?

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Speaker 2: I don't think so, Really, you can't.

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Speaker 1: I feel like this. I feel like this sounds like

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Speaker 1: something you can go to jail for.

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Speaker 3: No. I think they'll just revoke your your centification or

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Speaker 3: anything you had, and you won't be able to work

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm no lawyer, but this sounds one hundred

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Speaker 3: I I've seen a few cases and I don't think

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Speaker 1: All right, let's you know I want to do. Let's

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Speaker 1: do something I'm gonna I'm gonna you and me right now.

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Speaker 1: What's your name against Sarah?

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Speaker 3: Sarah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Sarah, Okay, Sarah. I want you to like I

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Speaker 1: want you to imagine that you were caught doing this.

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Speaker 1: Who these the fuck is in the background right now

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Speaker 1: yelling at the teacher.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, he's my boyfriend's watching his friends, pretty league?

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Speaker 1: Can I talk to him real quick? Actually? Okay, I

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Speaker 1: mean I don't have to. It doesn't want to talk

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Speaker 1: talk to you?

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Speaker 3: Is that there? He could?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You think some of the fucking lease Hello, mister, See

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Speaker 1: you're lucky. I'm not gonna rat you out.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's good. I don't even know what we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: You have an underground viagra operation.

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Speaker 6: You about the via, not about the viagrah is this

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Speaker 6: is this guy? Trust?

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Speaker 7: Really?

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Speaker 6: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Got it?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So what you're what do you go? You know

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Speaker 1: how you know how Walter Whitey has his Heisenberg? Do

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Speaker 1: you have something like that? Like, uh, like you're the

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Speaker 1: dick supplier, you're the boner man. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: do you do? You have a secret drug dealer name.

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Speaker 6: It's weird because like I only deal with like older men,

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Speaker 6: and they kind of think that stuff kind of like gay.

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Speaker 6: You know, they don't really give me a little nickname.

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Speaker 1: What they think calling you the boner man is gay.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I tried making jokes like that to them, and they

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Speaker 6: just fucking think I'm weird. So, you know, I just

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Speaker 6: I just go with I'm like, all right.

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Speaker 1: So you what, so what do you? What do you

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Speaker 7: Me?

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Speaker 6: I work on cards?

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Speaker 1: Okay? How long you have been doing the how long

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Speaker 1: you've been doing the boner thing for?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 6: I haven't that long?

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Speaker 4: Like a year?

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Speaker 3: Like a year?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Are you just as worried as are you just as

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 4: I'm cool.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I tell you though. You know, I never I

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Speaker 6: never pressured her out. It just happened one day when

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Speaker 6: a pharmacy hunt, I'm like yeah, and they're like, can

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Speaker 6: you get me by like my old coach?

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Speaker 1: Wait, here's my thing, by the way, here's my thing

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Speaker 1: with all this? How fucking hard is it to get viagra?

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Speaker 1: There's like commercials for it on TV? Why is it

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Speaker 6: I don't know, I've asked them the same thing. I'm

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Speaker 2: So they're trying.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So they're trying to get like a super boner,

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Speaker 1: which is like a medically not okay, Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Because how would you like? They sometimes have to pop

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Speaker 1: You know, if one of these guys Dix falls off,

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Speaker 6: I tell him every time, I'm super cautious. I'm like, look, dude,

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Speaker 6: like I don't know what your conditions are, but like

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Speaker 4: Pill, you know, just to see how you feel.

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Speaker 1: How are you going to feel when you know your

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Speaker 1: viagra dealing leads to a man growing a penis the

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Speaker 1: size of a tree that falls down on his neighbor's

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Speaker 1: house and kills his whole family. That's on your hands

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Speaker 1: if that happens.

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Speaker 3: That's just something I gotta deal with.

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Speaker 6: Baby.

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Speaker 1: Listen, let me talk to your girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: Again, Yes, sir, I talking to you, mister.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 1: I do want you to imagine that you've been caught

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Speaker 1: for this. Yeah, I want you to imagine you've been

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Speaker 1: you are sentenced to uh five years in federal prison. Listen,

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Speaker 1: I want you to imagine that you were sentenced to

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Speaker 1: right like I want you to. I want you to actually,

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Speaker 1: have just been sentenced to five years in federal prison.

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Speaker 1: Can you do that for me?

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Speaker 3: You know the moments when like I do the thing

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Speaker 3: Have a good cereal meal with me, Have a good night.

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Speaker 5: Bye all from Will.

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Speaker 4: Hello, how are you hey? There's it going? This is Lyle.

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Speaker 1: This is Lyle. How are you, dude?

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Speaker 4: I'm good. I think I'm good. I'm good.

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Speaker 4: So? Yeah, basically, six months ago I was traveling in

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Speaker 1: So an uber ride led to more uber rides.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean you can die, literally.

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Speaker 4: I hear that. Uh, running around doing math is fun.

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Speaker 1: What where in Europe was this? I was in Budapest, Okay,

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Speaker 4: This has been my past six months now has been

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Speaker 4: No, although that sounds sustainable mhm.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it feels more adult, Uh what I feel like

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I definitely realized the important people in my life

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Speaker 4: It was definitely an intense feeling, but thankfully none of

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Speaker 4: In the band right now?

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Speaker 4: Oh well, they're you know, obviously gotta find a different

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Speaker 4: No, I once I graduated, I went to music college.

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Speaker 4: and then I just decided to move back to Tampa,

451
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:50,120
Speaker 4: where I'm from and kind of start teaching and playing gigs.

452
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 4: And I was able to solely make music for a

453
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 4: living for you know, eight or nine years up until

454
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,119
Speaker 4: six months ago, which you know, I'm just considering it

455
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 4: a little break. I'm not quitting by any means.

456
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 3: Are you?

457
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: Are you bummed that you feel like you're gonnaet kicked

458
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 1: out of this band?

459
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 4: No, I'm not really getting kicked out because I kind of.

460
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 2: Made the decision.

461
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 4: Uh, the the atmosphere was a little chaotic, and at

462
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,200
Speaker 4: this point in my life, I just need something that

463
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 4: pays consistently and is a little calmer so I can

464
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 4: reassess and see what I'm trying to move, you know,

465
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 4: to to another city, maybe another country. So I'm just

466
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:53,399
Speaker 4: kind of in a a little bit of a I

467
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,360
Speaker 4: don't know what word.

468
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:57,479
Speaker 1: To say, transitionary period.

469
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, good, Yeah, that's that's perfect.

470
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: What what kind of are you going? You're going to

471
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:06,919
Speaker 1: go back to Budapest and become a construction worker and

472
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: go to the asphalt where you fell and take a

473
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,160
Speaker 1: jackhammer and like destroy it so that you can kind

474
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 1: of avenge your teeth.

475
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 4: You know, it's funny. The day after the accident, I

476
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 4: went back with the tour manager who was with me,

477
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 4: and we went to the spot just so I can

478
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,640
Speaker 4: kind of see it and take in like what happened.

479
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 4: And I picked my teeth up off the ground.

480
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: Holy shit, wait, you picked your teeth up off the

481
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: ground the day after.

482
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 4: The next day. Yeah, there's like a little little blood

483
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 4: drops in my teeth, like right right on the sidewalk.

484
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: I'm so surprised that nobody because if I saw teeth

485
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 1: on the look, if I saw teeth on the ground,

486
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 1: I'd leave them there. But there's like probably some weird

487
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: guy walking around Budapest like looking for teeth. I'm surprised

488
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: that they were still there.

489
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 4: What are you saying it's that time country.

490
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know anything about it, but because I

491
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: don't know anything about it. That could be a thing

492
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: happening there.

493
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't know anything. All I know is

494
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 4: that they're hungry.

495
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here, man, What you doing?

496
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 4: Yeah? So yeah, I guess that's about it. Man. Like

497
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 4: I had to play another like twenty shows after that

498
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 4: without any real like medical treatment. So it's pretty much

499
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 4: the most intense period of my life that I.

500
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 1: Hope I have played twenty shows after that.

501
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 5: Yeah.

502
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 4: I couldn't even like like I was drinking soup and

503
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 4: I couldn't talk for like four days.

504
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 1: Fuck man, Because look when you told me this, I

505
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: thought to myself, Okay, if halfway because I'm going on

506
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: a big, crazy tour, and I was like, okay, if

507
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: like halfway through my tour, I'm like, I don't want

508
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: to do this anymore. I'll just you know, get myself

509
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 1: into a car accident and then I won't have to

510
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: do anything.

511
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 4: Yeah.

512
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: Now, but I'm like, oh fuck I could do I'm

513
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: sill gonna have to do the shows even if I

514
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: do that.

515
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, And you're gonna have to do them.

516
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 1: Without talking, all right, I can? I mean whatever. I

517
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 1: just usually I don't talk that much on my show anyway,

518
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 1: I just kind of stare and other.

519
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 4: People talk, so I can do that. Oh my god. Yeah, man,

520
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 4: But you know, entertainer to entertainer, be careful when you're

521
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 4: when you're in foreign places.

522
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: Bro, I'm gonna go ahead. Look, and you know this,

523
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna weak. There's you can't blame Budapest for this.

524
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: Oh no, I definitely don't think I paid fact that

525
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 1: you were in a foreign country at all.

526
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 4: Hey, I paid. Uh, I had like an initial dentist visit,

527
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 4: and I paid twenty five dollars for them to take

528
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 4: you know, some shreds and teeth out, and a twenty

529
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 4: five dollars dentist visit does not exist in America.

530
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: Okay, So you being in a foreign country was helpful

531
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: in this situation, because if you bust on the teeth

532
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 1: in Texas, you'd be fucked.

533
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Like I didn't have to pay a huge

534
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 4: The hospital bill was fifty bucks. You know.

535
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 1: You know when we first started this conversation, you seemed

536
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 1: like super bummed, and I'm sure you are, but you

537
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 1: seem more chill about it now.

538
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 4: Yeah. To be honest, I was just like a little nervous.

539
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 4: I had like, I've just drank a beer and I

540
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 4: only tried like two times before you picked up, So

541
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 4: I was just a little bit surprised trying.

542
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: To sound you got you got that one beer confidence

543
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 1: in you.

544
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's time for two?

545
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: What's your name again?

546
00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 8: Will?

547
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: Is there anything else do you want to say to

548
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: the people of the computer before we go? Will?

549
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 4: Now? Just uh, peace and love and stay gecked up man?

550
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 1: Later baby? Oh yeah, you know what, maybe I'll have

551
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: a beer later too, or I'll have two beers later.

552
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not that much of an alcohol guy.

553
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: I'm a big weed guy. Well that was just I

554
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 1: don't know why I said any of those things just now.

555
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 1: It felt pointless.

556
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 2: All right, all right, Paul from Thomas, Hello, Hello, how

557
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 2: are you?

558
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: How am I?

559
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 3: Well?

560
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: Well, thanks for asking. I appreciate that. It was nice

561
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: of you to ask me. That was a very polite

562
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 1: thing that you did.

563
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 3: Just now.

564
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: I welcome, I'm okay, I'm all right. Where are you?

565
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What are you doing right now?

566
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 5: I'm just in my college dorm, just vibing, drawing.

567
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 3: What do you draw you?

568
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: What are you drawing?

569
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 5: I'm drawing for my thesis project. I'm I'm an art major.

570
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: What are you drawing?

571
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 5: I'm drawing backgrounds for an animated short I'm trying to.

572
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 1: Make Oh yeah, okay, what background are we drawing right now?

573
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 5: Old western town?

574
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: An old western town, like with a saloon and a

575
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: general store and all that. Oh yeah, are there any

576
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: horses or cowboys or cowgirls?

577
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 5: Or oh there's cowboys. I'm not doing horses.

578
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 1: Okay, what uh?

579
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 2: What do you look like?

580
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 5: Guinea Caucasian mail? I don't know.

581
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: Okay, what How big are your hands? I'm trying to imagine.

582
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to imagine you sitting where you're sitting,

583
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: doing what you're doing.

584
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 5: I mean, I got pretty normal size hands. I got

585
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 5: weird fingers. They can bend weirdly, like.

586
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: How weirdly they can? Can they bend backwards?

587
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 4: They?

588
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, pretty far back?

589
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 4: Uh?

590
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: Are you drawing on paper or are you drawing on

591
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 1: a digital?

592
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 2: Slight thing digital?

593
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 1: If somebody came into your dorm right now and took

594
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: your tablet and your computer and slammed them on the

595
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 1: ground and went that's what you get and then stormed out,

596
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: how would you react to that situation? I mean, tiste, why.

597
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 5: Oh wait, sorry, what was the question again?

598
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 1: You Well, you said you'd be pissed. So you heard me, right?

599
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,760
Speaker 5: I heard something. I heard that they took the tablet.

600
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 1: You said, yes, they they take the tablet, and they

601
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: take your tablet, and they take your laptop and they

602
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: throw it on the ground and they go that's what

603
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 1: you get and they storm out. How would you feel?

604
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 4: I feel ill, feel hurt.

605
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 5: I know, I don't know why they're doing this.

606
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, what if somebody uh no, no, you don't know

607
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: them at all.

608
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I'd be a little more scared of

609
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,399
Speaker 5: anything because there's just this random person somehow got into

610
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 5: my dorm and then got into my room.

611
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 1: Okay, what if or whoever you're imagining is the person

612
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: that did the first thing? Okay, what if somebody what

613
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:10,359
Speaker 1: went into your dorm, patted you on the head and said,

614
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 1: hey man, you're doing a great job, and then left.

615
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:13,399
Speaker 1: How would you feel?

616
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 3: Then?

617
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 5: I also would be scared, but at the same time,

618
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 5: I feel kind of kind of happy that they did that.

619
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 1: Those are both scary situations for sure, for sure.

620
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, either way, I'm gonna be scared and call the cops.

621
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: You would, So if somebody came into your room, patted

622
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 1: you on the head and said you're doing a great job.

623
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: You would you'd and then left. You'd call the cops

624
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 1: on them.

625
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, because in the moment, I'm going to be terrified

626
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,800
Speaker 5: he somehow got into my room and he's he's touching me.

627
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 5: But then afterwards, after like the whole situation settles, the

628
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 5: cops come and assume take him.

629
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 1: I'd be kind of like, you know what, that's pretty cool, huh,

630
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,399
Speaker 1: would say you feel But so when the cops came

631
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 1: and they handcuffed him and took him away, you'd be like,

632
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: I should have just let it go.

633
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 5: No, No, I still be happy they took him away,

634
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 5: but at the same time happy I'm trying to make

635
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 5: good add this weird situation. So it just kind of

636
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,919
Speaker 5: feels it kind of feels good that this person chose

637
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 5: me have everyone in the world to pat me on

638
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 5: the hand say I'm doing a good job, But the

639
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 5: same time, I don't want in my room.

640
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 1: Would you visit him in prison?

641
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 4: No?

642
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 1: What if he wrote you a letter and said that

643
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: he loves you and he misses you and he wants

644
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 1: to see you.

645
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 5: I think the same thing again, I would be scared,

646
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:53,959
Speaker 5: but like when some time passed by, I'd be like, wow,

647
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 5: I have everyone.

648
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 2: He loves me.

649
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: So this is a Western cartoon? What is it about?

650
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's just.

651
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 5: It's like it's like a classic, like a Cowboys showdown.

652
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,720
Speaker 5: It's my first time really trying to sit down animate.

653
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 5: My school doesn't teach animation. I I go to Liberal

654
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 5: Arts and uh, I'm an illustration major, and I thought

655
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,760
Speaker 5: this would be a I always wanted to go into animation.

656
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 5: It's got my goal. So I mean, it's the pard

657
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 5: time to try to test that and see what I

658
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 5: can do. So yeah, it's just going to be like

659
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 5: like at what starts is open a quiet western town

660
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:41,280
Speaker 5: and then there's an explosion and then the guy emerges

661
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 5: from the smoke of the explosion and he just robbed

662
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 5: the bank. And then uh, there's a guy in the

663
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:52,439
Speaker 5: distance and he notices him and then starts to stare

664
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 5: down and then just like his tense build up like

665
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 5: who's going to shoot first? And then finally someone shoots

666
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 5: and they fall.

667
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 1: So you shouldn't have told me all this because now

668
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 1: I'm going to steal that idea. Oh okay, do you know,

669
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 1: uh you ever seen cars?

670
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:14,359
Speaker 4: Yeah?

671
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 1: You ever thought about doing that.

672
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 5: Mhm, making cars.

673
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 1: What are your what are your favorite animations?

674
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 5: I think, uh, kind of just what everyone else likes,

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Speaker 5: the Pixar movies. I'm I love anything that Genji Targanowski makes.

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Speaker 5: He's the guy who made Samurai Jack.

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00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you ever seen Primal?

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00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, I love Primal.

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Speaker 1: Prime is great. Primal is great. If Gendhi Tarkovsiki came

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Speaker 1: into your room right now, took your tablet, took your computer,

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Speaker 1: smashed them on the ground, and said that's what you get,

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Speaker 1: and then walked out, what would you do?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that situation definitely is different because I know his faith,

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00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 5: and honestly, I'd be hurt. I mean, I look up

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Speaker 5: to the guy and he somehow found the powers to

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Speaker 5: magically teleport into my dorm and just just to throw

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Speaker 5: my stuff on the ground, and hey, that's what I get.

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Speaker 5: I don't even know why I'm getting it. I honestly

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Speaker 5: just be hurt.

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Speaker 1: Gendy Tarkowski comes into your dorm room, pats you on

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Speaker 1: the head, says you're doing a great job, and leaves,

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Speaker 1: what do you do?

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'd be so happy.

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00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,959
Speaker 5: I would have the motivation to conquer the world.

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Speaker 1: Well, guess what the guy in the first scenario, the

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Speaker 1: first time I brought this up, the one that you

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00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 1: called the cops on, the one that wrote you a

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00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 1: letter and said he loves you and misses you and

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00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: wants you to see him. That guy was Gendi Tarkovski

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Speaker 1: the whole time, but you didn't go to see him

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00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: and you called the cops on him. How does that feel?

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Speaker 4: Well, now I feel terrible. I should go visit him.

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00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: You should feel terrible.

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Speaker 2: Oh damn, you know what.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'd I'd i'd just as much. I'd

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Speaker 1: have the audacity right now to run into your had

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Speaker 1: to run into your dorm room, grab your tablet, your laptop,

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00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,359
Speaker 1: smash him on the ground and go that's what you get?

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Speaker 4: What do we have something? Why are you being so mean?

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00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 2: Do you get?

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Speaker 1: Do you get grades in in animation school?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 1: How does the thesis work? Do they grade you on it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? They yeah, I do great on you. There's also

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Speaker 5: a paper that goes with that that's like the main grade, but.

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Speaker 4: Just generally to see like.

718
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Speaker 5: To see how you kind of take on a big project.

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Speaker 5: And we also have to install this in like in

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Speaker 5: a gallery on campus.

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Speaker 1: Hello, folks.

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Speaker 1: See if folks out in the universe.

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Speaker 2: All from uh Sarah. Hello, Hello, Hi?

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Speaker 1: Who is this?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 3: My name is Sarah.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Sarah?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Oh my gosh.

742
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Speaker 4: Uh.

743
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 3: So I've been doing something pretty not y at work

744
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 3: that I shouldn't be doing and I don't know how

745
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 3: to keep on going because it's making me some money,

746
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 3: but it's really illegal.

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00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: Do you do you want to talk about it? On

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Speaker 1: a podcast in front of one hundred people.

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Speaker 3: I'm not using my real name, and I don't think

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Speaker 3: I know anyone that worked. I watch the show.

751
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Speaker 1: I'm okay, okay, sure, what's what what's going on?

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00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 3: I work at a hospital setting technically like in the

754
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Speaker 3: pharmacy area. Uh, and you know, we throw a lot

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Speaker 3: of pills, so I sometimes, okay, I.

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Speaker 1: Know exactly what you you You take the pills and

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Speaker 1: then you sell them to people. Yeah, okay, mmm okay,

758
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Speaker 1: Uh how long have you been doing this?

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Speaker 3: About a year?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 2: What I mean?

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Speaker 1: What kinds of people? Are you selling them to?

764
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Speaker 3: People who I don't see at all?

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Speaker 1: I like, how do you how do you find these

766
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Speaker 1: people that you sell them to?

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Speaker 3: Mm hmmm it's my boyfriend's coworkers, but they don't know

768
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Speaker 3: it's me, okay.

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Speaker 1: And what you're getting them out of there? What you're

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Speaker 1: getting them out of the garbage?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: I mean they're like it's just so easy, you know

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Speaker 3: what I mean, Like it's not that hard to take them,

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Speaker 3: so if that makes sense?

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Speaker 1: Sure, I mean I mean, well, where where are you

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Speaker 1: taking them after them from?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: What do you mean? Like?

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Speaker 1: Like, well, like you're not just taking pills off people's desks.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, no people. So we have

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Speaker 3: at the station where they order it, and then it

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Speaker 3: gets to me and then I feel the prescriptions and

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Speaker 3: there's a there's a shell of all these mens and

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Speaker 3: ill don't get thrown away because they change the NBC

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Speaker 3: or you know, just a lot of little pharmacy technical stuff,

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Speaker 3: and I mean it just closes into ways. So I

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Speaker 3: just kind of sometimes, you know, it just kind of like,

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Speaker 3: oh it fell in my pocket, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so you work well at a pharmacy,

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Speaker 1: you're a hospital? He said, yeah, okay, what do you

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Speaker 1: do there?

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00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 3: I saw people's prescriptions?

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Speaker 1: Okay? And did you go to college for like medical

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Speaker 1: something or rather?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: Okay? And what's your ultimate goal in life?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure. I don't really have one. Okay, I

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Speaker 3: guess make a lot of money one day or more money?

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Speaker 1: I mean, what do you What do you care about?

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Speaker 2: My cat?

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Speaker 1: Okay? CA's how old you are?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I am turning twenty three.

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Speaker 1: Okay, have you told anyone else that you're doing this?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: Like like you like literally me and the people listening

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Speaker 1: are the first people then know. Yeah, your boyfriend doesn't know.

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Speaker 1: Nobody else knows.

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Speaker 3: My boyfriend knows because he's the one like supplying it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and what this is like adderall and like xanax

812
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: and ships.

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00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 3: Uh no, they're like like pp helpers. You know.

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Speaker 1: Wait, you're you're stealing and you're you're you're selling black

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Speaker 1: market viagra.

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, but but like it's still like it's the

817
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Speaker 3: genuine stuff, you know what I mean, it's well like sketchy,

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Speaker 3: I'm not selling offensan all, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Wait, so your boy so so a bunch of guys

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Speaker 1: with small dicks come to your boyfriend and you're their

821
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Speaker 1: viagraa plug basically Okay, that makes this a lot funnier.

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Speaker 1: Still illegal, but funnier.

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Speaker 3: Like I should stop soon just because you know, anytime

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Speaker 3: I do it, I get like super nervous and I'm like,

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00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 3: oh and maybe they caught me this time, and it's

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Speaker 3: kind of like a little game in my head. You know,

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Speaker 3: I should probably stop.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, make money.

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Speaker 1: Well, even though it's funnier, it's still like here's the

830
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Speaker 1: thing you have you looked into what the consequences are

831
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Speaker 1: for doing I know what they are, and tell me

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Speaker 1: what they are.

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Speaker 3: I could get.

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Speaker 6: In big trouble.

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Speaker 1: Tell me what kind of trouble.

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Speaker 3: Well, I could lose my job and I won't be

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Speaker 3: able to work at like a pharmacy anymore.

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Speaker 1: Okay, would you go to jail?

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Speaker 2: I don't think so, Really you can.

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Speaker 1: I feel like this, I feel like this sounds like

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Speaker 1: something you can go to jail for.

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00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:56,400
Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 3: I think they'll just revoke your your certification or anything

844
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Speaker 3: you had, and you won't be able to work in

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Speaker 3: that sitting anymore.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm no lawyer, but this sounds one hundred

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Speaker 1: percent like something you can.

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Speaker 2: Go to jail for.

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Speaker 3: I've seen a few cases and I don't think they

850
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Speaker 3: go to jail. But maybe I guess if that's the

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Speaker 3: worst of the worst.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's you know I want to do. Let's

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Speaker 1: do something I'm gonna I'm gonna you and me right now.

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Speaker 1: What's your name against Sarah?

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Speaker 4: Sarah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Sarah? Okay, Sarah. I want you to, like, I want

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Speaker 1: you to imagine that you were caught doing this. Who

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Speaker 1: is these the fuck is in the background right now

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Speaker 1: yelling at the teacher.

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Speaker 3: Oh sorry, he's my boyfriend's watching his friend's play league.

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Speaker 1: Can I talk to him?

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Speaker 3: Real?

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Speaker 2: Quick.

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Speaker 1: Actually okay, I mean I don't have to it doesn't

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Speaker 1: want to talk to you.

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Speaker 3: Is that there?

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Speaker 1: If you think some of the police, Hello mister, you

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Speaker 1: see you're lucky. I'm not gonna rat you out.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's good.

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Speaker 6: I don't even know what we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: You have an underground viagra operation.

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Speaker 2: About the.

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Speaker 6: Not about the viagra?

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Speaker 4: Is this is this guy? Trust for the way? Okay?

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00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 2: Got it?

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00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 1: Okay? So what you're.

878
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Speaker 2: What do you go?

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00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 1: You know how you know how Walter Whitey has his Heisenberg?

880
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 1: Do you have something like that? Like, uh, like you're

881
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: the the dick supplier, You're the boner man. I don't

882
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: know what do you do? You have a secret drug

883
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:00,839
Speaker 1: dealer name?

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Speaker 6: It's weird because like I only deal with like older men,

885
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 6: and they kind of think that stuff kind of like gay.

886
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,760
Speaker 6: You know, they don't really give me a little nickname.

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Speaker 1: What they think calling you the boner Man is gay.

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00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 5: Yeah.

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00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 6: I've tried making jokes like that to them and they

890
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 6: just fucking think I'm weird.

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00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 4: So you know, I just I just go with I'm like,

892
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 4: all right, so you what?

893
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: So what do you what do you do for a living?

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00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 4: Me?

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Speaker 1: I work on cards, Okay, how long you have been

896
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Speaker 1: doing the how long you've been doing the boner thing for?

897
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 4: Oh?

898
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:39,359
Speaker 2: I haven't that long?

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00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 3: Like a year? Like a year? Yeah?

900
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Speaker 1: Are you just as worried as Are you just as

901
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,279
Speaker 1: worried as Sarah is about getting caught?

902
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:50,879
Speaker 4: No, I'm cool.

903
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, I tell her though, you know, I never I

904
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,320
Speaker 6: never pressured her. It just happened one day when my

905
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 6: coirkers were asking me, like, your girlfriend works at a

906
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 6: pharmacy hun like yeah, and they're like, can you get

907
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 6: me via like my old.

908
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 4: Coach, Wait, here's my thing.

909
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 1: By the way, here's my thing with all this? How

910
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 1: fucking hard is it to get viagra? There's like commercials

911
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 1: for on TV? Why is it so difficult? Why is

912
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 1: it so difficult for old men to get viagra that

913
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 1: they need to, you know, talk to a bunch of

914
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 1: twenty year olds about it.

915
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,319
Speaker 6: I don't know. I've asked them the same thing. I'm

916
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 6: assuming they'd have a limit, and they just go over

917
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:27,839
Speaker 6: it's okay.

918
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 1: So they're trying. Okay, So they're trying to get like

919
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: a super boner, which is like a medically not okay.

920
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, because how would you like?

921
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 6: They sometimes have to pop like three viagras just to

922
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 6: get anything going.

923
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 1: You know, if one of these guys Dix falls off,

924
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 1: are you going to feel responsible?

925
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 6: I tell them every time, I'm super caucious. I'm like, look, dude,

926
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 6: like I don't know what your conditions are, but like

927
00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 6: start off with like a half a pill, you.

928
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 1: Know, just to see how you How are you gonna

929
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 1: feel when you know your viagara dealing leads to a

930
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: man growing a penis the size of a tree that

931
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 1: falls down on his neighbor's house and kills his whole family.

932
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:13,479
Speaker 1: That's on your hands if.

933
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 6: That happens, that's just something I got to deal with. Baby.

934
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 1: Listen, let me talk to your girlfriend again, Yes, sir,

935
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 1: talking to you, mister.

936
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:27,799
Speaker 3: Hello.

937
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 1: I don't want you to imagine that you've been caught

938
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 1: for this. Yeah, I want you to imagine you've been

939
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 1: caught for this, and I want you to imagine that

940
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:42,839
Speaker 1: you are sentenced to five years in federal prison. Listen,

941
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 1: I want you to imagine that you were sentenced to

942
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 1: five years in federal prison. I know you had no idea,

943
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 1: right like, I want you to actually, genuinely, for a second,

944
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:57,840
Speaker 1: pretend in your mind that you have just been sentenced

945
00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:59,800
Speaker 1: to five years in federal prison? Can you do that

946
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:00,239
Speaker 1: for right?

947
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 3: You know the moments when like I do the thing

948
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 3: and I get home and I think about it, and

949
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 3: you know, knowing there's cameras just.

950
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:13,839
Speaker 1: Just just out, just right now, just right, just right now.

951
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 1: Imagine that you've been sentenced to five years of federal prison.

952
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, all right, what do you wish you

953
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 2: could do?

954
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,879
Speaker 3: I would I wish?

955
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess what did you guys.

956
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: Say you would wish you didn't do it?

957
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 5: Yeah?

958
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 1: Okay, and now back to the now. Now, now God

959
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 1: has blessed you with this second chance to not go

960
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 1: to federal prison. Okay, that's I will leave it at that.

961
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 3: Okay, I guess Wait, so like if I haven't left

962
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 3: over now, can I still saw that? Does not still anymore?

963
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 3: I got to throw those.

964
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 1: Away, I don't know, give them to a throw them

965
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 1: in the forest, and then next time when you're walking around,

966
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 1: you'll see a bunch of foxes with huge cocks and

967
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,279
Speaker 1: you can take pictures of them and put them on

968
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:16,760
Speaker 1: the internet.

969
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, we'll throw them out.

970
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:22,279
Speaker 1: Then, Uh, what is your name again? Sarah? Sarah? Is

971
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:23,440
Speaker 1: there anything you want to say to the people of

972
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 1: the computer before we go, have.

973
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 3: A good cereal meal with me, Have a good night bye.

974
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,360
Speaker 2: Pull from will.

975
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 4: Hello, how are you hey? There's it going? This is Lyle.

976
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:47,280
Speaker 2: This is Lyle.

977
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:53,560
Speaker 4: How are you, dude? I'm good. I think I'm good.

978
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 4: I'm good.

979
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 1: You sound you sound like that you're in a complex place.

980
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, to be honest with, the last year of

981
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:16,239
Speaker 4: my life has been pretty crazy, man.

982
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, do you do I talk about it

983
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 1: on a podcast?

984
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:26,360
Speaker 4: Maybe part of it?

985
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:32,440
Speaker 1: All right, well, I got I got nothing else to

986
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 1: do but hang out on the phone with you for

987
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 1: however long I feel like doing that.

988
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 2: So what's up?

989
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 4: So Yeah, basically, six months ago, I was traveling in

990
00:56:55,640 --> 00:57:04,120
Speaker 4: Europe and sell off an uber shoot and shattered my teeth,

991
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 4: almost died and spent the night in the hospital and

992
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 4: it was just absolutely life changing and I had to

993
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 4: completely change or I guess take a break from my

994
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 4: job and start ubering, and just everything kind of flipped

995
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 4: its life upside down.

996
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 1: So an uber ride led to more uber rides.

997
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 4: Wow, that's a fucked up way to put it. I'm

998
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 4: gonna lose thought about it like that. I'm in an

999
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:49,959
Speaker 4: uber loop.

1000
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 1: You're in an overloop.

1001
00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 4: I gotta get out.

1002
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 1: Uh Okay, So you were in Europe and your face broke, Yeah,

1003
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 1: because you where you're going too fast on the scooter

1004
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 1: and you hit something.

1005
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I was going way too fast and I

1006
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 4: was way too drunk on the scooter. Don't don't. I

1007
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 4: don't use those scooters. People don't. Don't use them.

1008
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 1: They scare me, dude, especially like I'll like get stoned

1009
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 1: with my friends or whatever. We're walking to a place

1010
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 1: and it's like, hey, we should take the scooter. I'm like, no,

1011
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 1: hell no, I don't want to do it in the

1012
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 1: with cars and I like walking. It's the cool thing

1013
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 1: about the cool thing about walking. You can get you

1014
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 1: can do any drug and walk around and you're fine.

1015
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,920
Speaker 1: Like you can like you can't. You can get drunk,

1016
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 1: you can do PCP, you can get high, you and

1017
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: just walk and you're fine. You're not breaking any law.

1018
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,919
Speaker 1: I mean you, I mean that you are. But first

1019
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 1: some stuff. But with a car or a scooter or

1020
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 1: a bike, it's it's a whole thing to get fucked

1021
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 1: up and do that stuff.

1022
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:08,320
Speaker 6: You know.

1023
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean you can die literally.

1024
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:13,080
Speaker 1: Yeah you can.

1025
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 5: You can.

1026
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 1: You can super die.

1027
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 4: I hear that. Ah, running around doing math is fun.

1028
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:32,919
Speaker 1: There's probably a probably a I like in the Bell

1029
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:35,240
Speaker 1: curve of what I am. I don't know anything about math,

1030
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,600
Speaker 1: in the Bell curve of what I imagine getting high

1031
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:43,560
Speaker 1: on math is like it probably like the peak of it,

1032
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 1: running around high on math that moment, not when consideration

1033
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 1: of the with the aftermath, both physical and whatever you

1034
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 1: did while you were high on the math, the just

1035
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: being in that moments, probably yeah, probably awesome, Probably super sick.

1036
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that might be. You know why so

1037
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 4: many meth heads run from cops because it's just like

1038
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:11,919
Speaker 4: a fun game.

1039
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 1: Why do so many people on meth run away from

1040
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 1: cut Well, they probably run away from cops because they

1041
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:22,560
Speaker 1: are under the impression that if the cops find them,

1042
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 1: they will send them to jail for something, and they

1043
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,800
Speaker 1: don't want to do that, so they run away.

1044
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:34,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, or they just really don't want to lose the game.

1045
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:36,480
Speaker 2: All right.

1046
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 1: So you broke your face on an overscooter? What where

1047
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 1: in Europe was this?

1048
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 4: I was in Budapest?

1049
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 1: Okay, what were you doing there? So?

1050
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 4: I'm a musician. I was on a tour, so I

1051
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:57,040
Speaker 4: was literally in the city for like twelve hours and

1052
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 4: this happened.

1053
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:04,640
Speaker 1: Uh see see you're you're, you're, you're a touring musician

1054
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 1: doing a gig in Budapest and you thought that, uh

1055
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 1: you couldn't die exactly. Yeah, I've been there.

1056
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 4: I mean, this has been this has been my past

1057
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 4: six months now has been realized