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Speaker 1: The Jewels show on demand Jebils dirty Little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Text in at four

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Speaker 1: one o six one. If you have a dirty secret,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything, literally, whatever you want, because

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Speaker 1: we keep everybody anonymous. And there's a person on the

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Speaker 1: phone to tell us a dirty little secret right now.

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Speaker 1: But we didn't ask what his name is. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: just gave it away. This him anyway, what's your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret? All right? I've been doing this since the

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Speaker 1: first time I ever stayed in a hotel and I

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Speaker 1: opened the drawer because you know, you're a hotel. You're like,

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Speaker 1: I wonder what's like in here? Like, what all do

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Speaker 1: they got my child? Oh? Do kids love going to hotels?

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Speaker 1: I mean I used to love it too when I

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Speaker 1: was a kid and I would stay at a hotel,

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Speaker 1: but I never I mean they freak out when they

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Speaker 1: get to go to hotel. I used still have the

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Speaker 1: mini ball my nine year old son, Jack's. He charged

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Speaker 1: like two hundred dollars once for long distance selling my phone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, man, I'm gonna tell you though, every time

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Speaker 1: I stay in a hotel, when I see a family

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Speaker 1: with kids, like in the lobby, I'm like, you're screwed

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Speaker 1: all the stuff out of the coal bar. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, if if if there's a mini bar at

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Speaker 1: a hotel and you have kids and prepared to spend

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Speaker 1: at least a million dollars, it's like having a kid

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Speaker 1: at Disney World. They want everything. Yeah, yeah, exactly, you'll

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Speaker 1: spend a lot of money anyway, exactly. So when I

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Speaker 1: stay in hotel rooms, I don't. It's not so much

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Speaker 1: what I'm taking, it's what I'm giving back to the

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Speaker 1: next person to stay in the room. Yeah. So I

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Speaker 1: always travel with because you know, you gotta be prepared.

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Speaker 1: I always travel with a you know, a travel sized

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Speaker 1: box of condoms in the hope that one, you know,

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Speaker 1: something goes by way, but two I leave a single

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Speaker 1: unused meaning like still wrapped up in the package condom

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Speaker 1: in the Book of Leviticus and oh the Bible, and

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Speaker 1: so yeah, that is amazing. You leave a condom in

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Speaker 1: the Bible, Yes, exactly, just as like a toxymorn. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: hoping that somebody in like a moment of coming to

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Speaker 1: you know, find religion find instead like this is a

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Speaker 1: sign that I should not Yeah, or they're like, wow,

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Speaker 1: I definitely need to use these. Yeah, I guess I

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Speaker 1: guess it's you know, you're being like, hey, be safe,

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Speaker 1: that's funny. Usually, or leave money. Yeah, like that's I

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Speaker 1: think thing where people put dollars in bibles. Yeah, so exactly,

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Speaker 1: people leave money, and you know, and I thought that

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Speaker 1: was you know, that's that's a typical idea. But I

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Speaker 1: was like, what's the thing that when you need one

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Speaker 1: you can never find? And it's like, if you need

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Speaker 1: a condom, try to find a you know, like a

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Speaker 1: pharmacy or something in the nearby. Yeah, they sell them everywhere.

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Speaker 1: I've never had a problem finding them, But I would

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Speaker 1: rather find one in a Bible in a hotel room.

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Speaker 1: It's the coolest story. Yeah, noted that it was ordained

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Speaker 1: by God or something. Yeah, And so you leave, you

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Speaker 1: always leave in the same spot. Yep. Started a book

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Speaker 1: of Leviticus. Hilarious started, I mean, nothing sexier in levity.

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Speaker 1: It gets me good. All right, Well, thank you, very

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Now, if we find a condem in

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Speaker 1: a Bible in a hotel room, we know it's too

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Speaker 1: you know, I've been there. Yeah. The Jebel Show on

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Speaker 1: Demand