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Speaker 1: Doubles. Dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. I do. It's it's I've gotten myself

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Speaker 1: in a situation. Man, I'm like, oh, what do I do?

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Speaker 1: So I just turned thirty five and I'm still single,

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Speaker 1: And honestly, I love being single. I mean I date

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Speaker 1: here and there, I go all dates, but like I

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Speaker 1: just I'm super happy where I'm at in my life,

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Speaker 1: all right. And the dirty little secret is is that,

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Speaker 1: like I love my mom. Don't get me wrong, my

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Speaker 1: mom's always been a little bit like on my back,

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Speaker 1: want me to do these things and want me to,

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Speaker 1: you know, do kind of what she wants to do

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Speaker 1: and make her dreams come true. And she wants grandkids.

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Speaker 1: I'm a single child, you know. My dad passed away

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Speaker 1: a few years ago. But the dirty little secret is

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Speaker 1: that my mom's been on me about getting married, settling down,

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Speaker 1: having kids, like so much like the past, like like

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Speaker 1: ten years. It feels like so finally, I just I

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Speaker 1: told her that I got engaged and I showed her

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Speaker 1: an image of someone that I sort of actually made

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Speaker 1: up on my phone with an AI. So your mom

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Speaker 1: thinks you're getting engaged to a AI. Well, which doesn't note, AI,

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Speaker 1: but you have no idea, AI. Yeah, my mom My

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Speaker 1: mom's a little bit older, so she was like around

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Speaker 1: thirty nine or forty when she had me, so she's

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Speaker 1: she's like, you know, in her later seventies, and I

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Speaker 1: don't know if it's just like the age gap, but

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Speaker 1: she has no ideas, AI. So I like, really just

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Speaker 1: did that. I just did this to sort of get

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Speaker 1: her off my back a little bit. But now it's

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Speaker 1: like she's starting to tell like some of the family members,

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Speaker 1: like my cousin texted me and it's like, hey, congrats

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Speaker 1: on the engagement, like we heard you're gonna get married.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh my god, what do I do?

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Speaker 1: Like I feel just like so like in trapped right now, Omie,

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Speaker 1: you said you're getting married. That goes all around my

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Speaker 1: family for the next few hours. I know, I know,

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Speaker 1: I just feel like I'm like in hot water right now,

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Speaker 1: not hot water, but I'm like, I gotta figure I

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Speaker 1: gotta figure something out. Like I don't know if I

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Speaker 1: if I they got called off, if I come clean.

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Speaker 1: I just feel like if I come clean, Like I

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Speaker 1: don't know, what do you guys think any advice or anything?

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Speaker 1: I mean, oh, good luck man. Thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: us you're very little secret. All right, guys, thank you.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret.