WEBVTT - Enya Had A Cream Dream About Drew 0:00:17.079 --> 0:00:21.239 Okay, audio is rolling. 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:24.000 Hey you said that, and then you like pressed in 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:25.439 your earbuds. 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:27.520 And I know, the wax fucking smushed and like stuffed 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:28.320 for a second. 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:28.760 Then pop back out. 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:30.200 I have clean ears. 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:34.959 Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Josie is blocking 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:37.199 my good life. But that's okay because it doesn't. 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:39.959 Matter because I look good regardless. You literally are. 0:00:39.840 --> 0:00:41.960 You have a gun in your hand. He literally has 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:44.159 a gun in his hand, and it's like, actually, oh 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:47.080 you're lucky. 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:50.879 That was that easy for you. Okay, Well, this episode, 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:52.640 I have something to admit right. 0:00:52.479 --> 0:00:54.040 Off the bat. 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:57.600 The one thing about me that's not hygienic, as hygienic 0:00:57.640 --> 0:00:59.520 as a person as I am. 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:01.520 A lot of you freaks I know has noticed that 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:02.040 I don't. 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:04.360 Have all my earrings in my ear because you're a 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:05.880 freaking you probably look at my ears and you want 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:06.800 to literally stick your finger. 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:09.759 I do have an ear kink, but. 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:13.920 I don't take out my earrings nearly enough and wash them, 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:17.959 so my ear lobes do be smolling like pussy co box. 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:21.840 You know, I didn't see the ear rings in one 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:23.520 of my shotglasses in the kit's. 0:01:23.280 --> 0:01:24.839 Ear and no I didn't put it a shot glass. 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:27.720 It was a plastic yeah, And I saw like the 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:30.520 water had gotten cloudy from it being because. 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:31.080 I put like alcohol. 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:33.760 It's funny that you had a hygiene note, because somewhere 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:35.320 in here, I think I have a hygiene note. 0:01:35.400 --> 0:01:36.600 That's the one thing about me. 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:39.759 Okay, y'all need to stop interacting because we're literally trying 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:42.679 to like do our service to the people, and obviously 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:45.360 you don't find that like a respectable thing, and you 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:48.280 think it's funny to interrupt us when this I'm. 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:50.560 Saving lives right now. What are you doing? You're fiddling 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:52.200 your fucking thumbs and playing with your ball. 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:53.840 There's a lot of people where. 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:56.080 You can't put that in fry. Motherfucker, you have to 0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:57.240 blur of that. 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:01.080 Thanks Trisarah, thank you so much. 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:05.000 Work now you got to give him a different kind 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:05.600 of load to eat. 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:09.120 So I literally just woke up. I'm like read booting. 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:13.680 I ate KFC Hot Chicken, Nashville Hot Chicken, and it 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:17.200 actually like it didn't make me feel like shit, but 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:20.160 it gave me narcolepsy and I had to literally just 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:20.760 go and. 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:23.200 Fall literally when I saw you eating hours like you 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:24.320 know you're not supposed to be doing. 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:28.400 You literally can't have a meal before we work. It's 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:29.120 like unrich. 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:32.040 But I had to today because we started late because 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:35.280 I had a workout session that I slept in for. 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:37.760 You look beautiful today, by the way, really, what about me? 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:38.120 Come on? 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:41.080 You look gorgeous to. 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:42.400 Okay, it was slow, but I'll take it. 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:46.200 Yeah, you look gorgeous too. But I mean in those 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:50.520 pictures that Zamar took from Mason's brand, I looked really good. 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:51.880 You did look sexy in them. 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:55.400 I was like, damn, eat my fucking broken hair at 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:56.560 the top though I hate. 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:59.720 It so much, it's because of the caps too, So 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:01.120 you just got to get a hair cut and stop 0:03:01.120 --> 0:03:03.160 wearing your hats because it's the hats making the break it. 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:05.760 I think what it also is is when I wash 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:08.160 my hair it's vine or when I dry my hair 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:11.040 it's like violent, like I'm concussing myself, Like. 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:14.600 You gotta get a There's a microfiber towel specifically also 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:17.800 for curly hair, and I used to use one, but 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:19.200 I like refuse. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:21.519 To let my hair dry. I blow drop my hair now. 0:03:22.960 --> 0:03:24.320 I tried to do it today because I was like, 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:25.600 your hair stay in the car and I was like, 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:26.120 you know what. 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:28.560 I should let my inspired by my hair. 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:30.160 Yeah, And I was like, I should let my curly 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:32.600 hair live. And then like I saw like. 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:34.760 The especially because these since these are so short, they 0:03:34.760 --> 0:03:36.280 were like doing the thing where they curl up a lot. 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:36.760 And I was like. 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:41.680 It was it was giving every girl that saw those 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:43.960 photos of me, We're like, damn, Like he has like 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:46.720 really luscious hair and I. 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:48.560 Want to pull it off his fucking head and beat. 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:50.320 Him into the ground and I want to steal his hair. 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:54.320 Y'all need to stop playing because it's pissing me off. 0:03:53.840 --> 0:04:04.960 I can't get that's crazy. 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:06.440 Yeah, because we don't pay attention to ki and now 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:08.240 you're making us do it and it's like a lot. 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:11.920 But you were talking about hygiene and I did write 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:13.800 something down. I wrote a thought down that I had 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:16.840 and I was like, Okay, of all the things that 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:19.560 I choose not to spend money on, like I am 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:22.520 very a very frugal person, I do not spend my money. 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:27.880 I literally hoard my wealth. One thing that I've spent 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:30.080 or two things that I spend money on is stuff 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:35.719 that smells good, so like diffusers, candles, and also really 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:39.359 expensive hygiene products like shit that like I literally don't 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:41.960 need to be buying because it's way out of my budget. 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:45.360 Literally that Kanye tweet that's like I spend three thousand 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:47.720 dollars on candles a month or three hundred thousand dollars 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:50.120 on candles a month. Can someone please like teach me 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:59.120 how to budget better? Literally? I do that with like shampoo, conditioner, toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash, 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:03.000 like all those hygiene products. And yes, I do wash 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:06.760 my body and I washed my hair and I brushed my. 0:05:06.800 --> 0:05:08.159 Do you wash your hair a lot? I was thinking 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:08.800 of that today. 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:09.040 At the gym. 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:11.839 No, I washed my hair after the gym, but I don't. 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:14.040 I washed my hair at. 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:15.600 The gym, and I was like, how does you use 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:17.920 the shampoo conditioner? Because it was probably some of the 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:19.760 worst like hair products I've used a lot. 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:22.320 I just use a shampoo I don't use. In this year, 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:24.200 I used the conditioner twice and I was like, dude, 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:27.400 this shit, it's like really weird. It's like super liquidy. 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:28.800 And I also thought about it, and I was like, 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:31.440 if I was a demon, I would put nair or 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:36.640 LSD or come inside of the public shampoo conditioner and 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:39.239 body washes and ruin people's lives. But I'm not a freak, 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:40.960 but I did have that thought. I was like, there 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:42.880 is a freak that has thought about doing that before 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:44.120 and probably has. 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:46.080 Oh yeah, I'm sure there's somebody who is a king 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:48.720 for like the idea of that, and like has done it. 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:50.560 Which you're going to hell and you're gonna burn for 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:52.520 all of eternity and there's no coming back from that. 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:57.120 But like, let's be clear, my ears like don't smell 0:05:57.160 --> 0:05:59.880 in the way that if you like the odor. 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:04.200 Sucking on my neck, you're not gonna smell the fort 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:06.160 box radio. 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:08.279 But when I like touched my ears, when I have 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:10.120 all my earrings in and I give it a whiff, 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:15.680 it do be smelling like undertoe. Oh And that's my admission, 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:19.320 not the not the main hole, just my tiny holes. 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:22.880 But I mean when I'm around you in your presence, 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:25.800 sometimes I do get a whiff of like this mentality. 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:27.839 That actually might be your stinky fucking hair like getting 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:28.400 in your face. 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:32.520 No, dude, Oh my god, we ate that ice cream 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:37.120 from McDonald's last night and I was so exhausted and 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:38.560 I was like, dude, I need to go to bed. 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:39.880 I need to go bed, So I just brushed my 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:41.280 teeth and that was it. And when I was laying 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:44.000 in bed, I was like just getting this smell and 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:46.039 I was like, what is that smell? And I had 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:49.080 ice cream in my mustache? And you know what I did. 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:51.279 I didn't wake up and go and wash my mustache. 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:52.000 I just went to bed. 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:53.440 No, that kind of stuff freaks me out. 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:55.359 Last night, I really had to pee, and but I 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:58.160 fell asleep holding of zul very cutely, and I didn't want. 0:06:58.080 --> 0:06:59.760 To get up. But then I fell asleep for like 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:01.479 tye minutes and I woke up because I was like, 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:04.320 I'm gonna piss everywhere. But that's why I need diapers. 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:05.800 I just want to start sleeping in diapers so I 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:06.679 could piss myself. 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:09.320 Yeah, for the first time in my entire life, in 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:12.120 my entire life, I had to wake up two times 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:13.960 to go pee in the middle of the night. And 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:16.160 it wasn't last night. It was the night before the barbecue. 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:20.920 And I have literally no idea why that happened, because 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:22.520 I normally just wake up in the morning and just 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:26.280 like literally like like piss. The most piss I've ever 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:30.400 exacorated from my body. You've heard my morning piss, Like 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:33.920 that shit is loud and thick, like girthy piss. 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:37.800 My morning piss is viscous. There's like a lemonade stirrup. 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:39.840 Yeah, it's like caramel. 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:43.400 But what was I gonna say? 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:46.559 Oh, when I sleep with other people, that's I feel 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:49.000 like I'm more prone to waking up in the middle 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:51.200 of night and going pee. And when I sleep alone, 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:52.240 I never wake up to go. 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:54.800 It's that anxiety about pissing yourself with other people in 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:55.200 your bed. 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:57.360 Like, but I think I've said before I have pissed 0:07:57.600 --> 0:07:59.360 myself a little bit when I was in bed next 0:07:59.360 --> 0:07:59.960 to someone before. 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:02.320 Oh yeah, Like I like literally I and it wasn't 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:03.320 even a laugh or anything. 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:05.000 I just woke up in the middle of the night 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:07.040 and I was like, oh my god, I literally pissed myself. 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:10.560 Wait, isn't that hilarious? How Like there's these little embarrassing 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:13.240 things that like every human does that, Like all of 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:15.280 us like to ignore that. We we act like we 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:17.400 all don't do them, but we all do them in private. 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:20.160 Like everybody has pissed their pants like or pissed the 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:22.240 bed like, but no one talks about it. And there's 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:25.680 like these little things that like people, everyone does but 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:27.600 no one talks about. And there's another one that popped 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:29.520 in my head the other day there I was like, oh, 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:32.800 like everyone does that, but we all don't talk about. 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:35.120 I am saying this with the utmost privilege because I 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:37.560 genuinely do think it's like a blessing in my life. 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:40.240 But so many times I have micro pissed myself from 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:41.079 laughing so hard. 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:43.120 But like I always like say, I'm like, dude, I'm 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:45.160 literally like pissing myself. I need to get up and go. 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:47.680 Like when I'm at a table with my friends, John 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:51.880 Mulaney had a really I think I've literally said exactly this, 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:53.199 but I was listening to the podcast. 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:55.440 He was, if you don't see if I'm gonna smack the fuck. 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:57.920 Out of calling all the last streatment in twenty twenty two? 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:01.480 Should I do it? Should I do it too? 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:03.640 Because like I don't know if a gay person doing it, 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:05.560 like it's the like, yir oh. 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:09.880 Okay, now we have to take a break. It's gonna 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:10.920 be like a thirty minute thing. 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:13.120 I mean, like, don't put yourself in a position to 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:14.640 like have the truth told to you. 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:17.760 Literally look at your shirt, Like, how are you gonna 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:20.800 do that with that shirt on your head? 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:21.880 Is kind of cut out. 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:24.000 I know the entire episode, but you just don't take 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:24.679 me into account. 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:26.160 But you were sleeping. 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:28.640 I was passed away, and you know it's crazy? Is 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:32.840 I sleep fully clothed now? Like I'm back on my bullshit. 0:09:32.960 --> 0:09:35.520 I like go to bed like in a full outfit, 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:37.880 and then I rise and I'm good, and I sleep 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:39.719 with the lights on. I will fall asleep with the lights. 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:40.360 Hate it. 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:42.040 It drives me crazy because then I'll go in to 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.240 turn it off and he's like no, I'm like, why 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:44.640 don't you. 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:45.400 Let me turn them off? 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:49.200 You fucking freak light On the opposite tip, I stopped 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:51.559 sleeping naked because one time my friend sent me this. 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:52.560 Is gonna come. 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:54.880 Oh, I don't give a fuck, but if the earth 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:56.720 is shattering, Like I don't get a fuck that I'm naked, 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:58.520 but like, who's gonna look at me? 0:09:59.000 --> 0:09:59.320 No? 0:09:59.160 --> 0:10:01.719 No, because like if if the earthquake comes and you're 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:05.040 fully naked and you have to like run outside and 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:07.079 you're like ass naked and you have to like cover up, 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:09.880 like or like the house collapses on top of you, 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:12.000 and like they're digging through the rubble and you're already 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:14.560 embarrassed to be inside the rubble, and then they find 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:16.080 you in your ass snakes, they're gonna be like, oh 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:16.520 my god, this. 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:17.400 Girl is so hot. 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:21.000 So I'll give like the workers a little boner, would sweet, 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:24.080 like they need that, the rescue team needs a little 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:27.240 alleviation from like the terror that is the apocalypse to 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:29.240 my tits, so that you could get a little. 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:32.360 Pundge going, what but what the. 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:34.680 Fuck was I saying, motherfucker earthquake? 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:35.319 Oh? 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:40.040 I stopped sleeping naked because someone sent me a TikTok 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:40.439 that was. 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:43.160 Like, oh, when you fart in your sleep when you're naked, 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:45.520 you just be living little poop particles in your fucking 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:49.040 sheets and then you cover your fucking bed and poop particles. 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:51.240 And then it was like a joke, but I took 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:53.480 it really serious because you know, like me, I'm a freak, 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:53.920 and I'm like. 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:57.120 Oh my god, I can't take my clean bed dirty, 0:10:57.320 --> 0:10:59.160 but I'd be fucking on my bed like what like 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:01.520 poop particles, Like, bitch, they're sweat and square all over 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:03.559 that thing. Like unless I wash it, like it's whatever, 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:05.680 it's bound to get party Yeah. 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:09.360 We had that conversation the other day, like I'm okay 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:11.160 with people having sex in my bed because like a 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:11.559 little sex. 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:14.560 We were talking about would you rather someone like pee 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:15.440 in your bed? 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:18.320 No it wasn't it was in your bed or like, 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:20.079 and I was like sex. 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:21.880 Yeah, Rather, I'd rather you get a little calm on 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:23.360 my sheets and piss in my mattress. 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:25.800 Yeah, Like it stays the sheets. 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:27.200 Like I can wash it if you score on my sheets, 0:11:27.200 --> 0:11:28.640 it's like unless you like. 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:31.679 And it also smells fucking good, and like you get 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:33.439 to just leave it in there and lay in it. 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:34.320 And it gets a little crispy. 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:36.360 So when I'm falling asleep and I like can't fall asleep, 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:38.120 I can start like picking at it with my nails. 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:40.400 Oh yeah, I have something that I'll play with, Yeah, 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:43.480 like peeling it off like Elmer's glue, like off your skin. 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:45.320 Yeah yeah, you do that, shets. 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:48.199 But I'm back to sleeping naked because then I saw 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:51.880 another TikTok that I was a gynocologist talking about how 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:55.480 important it is to let your fucking cootie rama breathe, 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:57.120 and I was like, dude, yeah, that's literally why I 0:11:57.200 --> 0:11:59.160 used to sleep naked all the time is because my 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:02.440 cootie to breathe, So I'm back on that tip. 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:04.679 And then I used to like I go on and 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:05.800 off because someone tells. 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:07.600 Me something that gives me like intense anxiety and then 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:09.880 I can't not think about it because I used to 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:11.800 originally sleep naked, but then my mom was like, what 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:14.160 if someone breaks in or like a fire happens, you 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:15.560 have to run out of the house and you're naked. 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:17.080 But now I'm at the point where I'm like, bitch, 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:19.280 I'll throw on my skins robe and I'll like keep 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:20.439 it pushing, like what. 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:20.880 Like I. 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:24.840 Like zoned out because I was like you and I 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:26.440 was like, oh, I'm doing really good with eye contact 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:30.000 right now, And then I thought that my fucking personal 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:33.800 trainer literally yesterday was like, you're really fucking bad at 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:35.640 looking me in your eye in the eyes, but your 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:37.719 friend is really good at it. And I was like, oh, 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:40.040 my fucking god, that's so humilia and he was like 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:43.199 it just feels like like I like study like body language, 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:44.720 and like when people don't look me in the eyes, 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:48.160 it means that like you don't respect like the person 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:50.520 that's talking to you. And I was like, I swear 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:52.600 to God, it's not that I just like suck at 0:12:52.600 --> 0:12:53.360 eye contact. 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:54.520 I don't think he's interpreted. 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:56.640 I can't make eye contact with people I really want 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:57.320 to have sex with. 0:12:58.240 --> 0:12:59.720 That's why you have trouble looking at me. 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:01.760 That is not the case. 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:03.880 That's the only way I know I can have sex 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:06.120 with someone is if I can maybe you can eye 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:06.839 contact with you. 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:08.840 No, if it's somebody i'm at talking to, that like 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:10.520 makes me nervous, so I don't look at them. 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:12.160 But I don't think that I'm like. 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:14.840 That good at eye contact. But maybe I am. I 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:16.520 think I am like kind of really good at it. 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:22.239 So we're speaking to someone new at at that barbecue, 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:24.640 and I was like staring her in the eyes while 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:26.720 I was talking to her, and I had to like 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:29.200 tell myself to not stare so deeply in her eyes. 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:32.800 But sometimes, like my eye contact isn't true eye contact. 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:37.320 It's literally me disassociating looking through you. 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:38.520 But my eyes just so happen to be landing on 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:38.959 your face. 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:43.000 You're good at making it, Like I notice pretty soon 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:45.200 into knowing you that you're very good at making everyone 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:48.480 in the room feel like you're talking to them, which 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:53.960 not many people do. Honestly, it's usually like I I 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:55.680 don't think we've ever made eye contact. 0:13:57.080 --> 0:13:59.480 I think it's literally because I'm insecure about the idea 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:02.520 of somebody feeling left out. Like I hate when I'm 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:04.559 in a conversation with people and like the quiet person 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:06.920 feels left out because I don't know. 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:08.640 That makes me really sad. It's like I don't like 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:10.439 the nice girl I put it. 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:12.560 You know in high school when there were those fucking 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:15.800 freak ass motherfuckers who like wouldn't eat but would sit 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:17.760 with you while you and your friends are eating, and 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:19.720 like you would offer them something to eat and they're 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:21.480 like no, I'm like, actually not hungry. 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:27.800 I'm like, bitch, well shit, damn, damn, damn. 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:29.840 I feel like nobody does that. 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:30.600 Damn. 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:33.240 Especially in LA. I feel like people will zone in 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:36.520 on like one person or two people max. But it's 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:39.360 very rare to have someone like include everyone proactively in 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:40.000 a conversation. 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:42.160 Yeah, you'll heard it here, You'll heard it here first. 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:46.160 I mean, look, you have two hundred thousand people on 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:46.560 the hook. 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:51.960 I'm literally like, my diva cup is like pressing up 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:53.280 against my colon right now. 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:54.200 Does it kind of feel good? 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:55.200 No? It like hurts. 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:56.480 You need me to get in there? 0:14:56.560 --> 0:14:57.520 Yeah, I need you to get in there. 0:14:57.720 --> 0:15:00.520 Okay, Well I was thinking Joe Biden's sc me the 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:04.440 same way Michael Jackson scares me. Does that make sense? 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:08.040 Joe Biden, I'm not kidding, is like not real, like 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:10.960 and I like, that's that's my todmit like, I'm not. 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:13.440 Kidd Has anyone ever actually seen Joe Biden in person? 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:15.560 Olivia Rodrigo, we got to talk about. 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:18.320 That was not real. That was a psychological operation. I 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:21.960 don't think anybody watching this has seen Joe Biden in person. 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:23.120 There's no way. 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:23.720 Yeah. 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:26.400 Well yeah, because you bitches are seeing the president. 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:28.880 He's like in a live Madam twisodes. 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:31.000 Yes, he's full of saw. 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:33.880 We need to talk about it. They turned those bitches 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:34.400 out quick. 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:37.560 Now How they got bad Bunny, Billie Eilish, and Anita 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:39.480 all in the same month. They used to take them 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:40.320 like eight years to. 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:43.160 John Travolta got his after twenty five years. 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:43.480 Yeah. 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:46.200 Now they turned them out like fucking like pancakes. 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:49.080 Them or something. 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:54.160 Literally, you you saw that, Yeah? Yeah, like John Travolta 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:55.440 is his wax. 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:56.520 Figures make them so fast. 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:56.720 Now. 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:59.840 Oh, also, I need to get a grip because like 0:15:59.840 --> 0:16:03.320 I I'm literally so embarrassed. I find everything so fucking embarrassing. 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:09.560 Like Sky joking when she said everything is embarrassing, Like, no, 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:10.920 that is so embarrassing. 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:11.840 Everything is embarrassing. 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:15.320 Like I don't so hard to explain that to my 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:17.080 personal trainer after he called me a freak for not 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:19.480 mean contact, I was like, no, like you don't understand, 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:21.840 like working out is humiliating. I can't do it. 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:23.760 No, That's what I just said to the trainer I 0:16:23.800 --> 0:16:25.440 was working with that one time. I was like, this 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:29.680 is embarrassing. I'm like, it is so humiliating that humans 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:32.920 have gotten to the point that we are replicating labor 0:16:33.120 --> 0:16:35.240 so that we can like be in shape because we 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:40.360 don't have to Like physical labors would be like picking 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:41.840 up bricks and stacks. 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:44.120 And carrying three hundred But no, now I'm. 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:47.120 In the gym like with a three pound weight, like 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:49.160 huffing and puffing because I'm on my back, and I'm 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:52.119 like like that is so embarrassing. 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:54.080 Well, your only job is a woman is to carry 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:54.560 your child. 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:55.320 Yeah, true? 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:57.400 And then I like push myself too hard at the 0:16:57.440 --> 0:16:59.360 gym because I'm like trying to prove a point and 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:02.200 it's like I was watching now I'm embarrassing myself because 0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:03.560 I'm trying so hard. 0:17:03.960 --> 0:17:06.560 Literally, like that trainer put like a forty. 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:09.160 Pound like weight on my hips and I was sitting 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:11.359 there doing weight thrust with like it was like the 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:13.280 bar was forty and each thing was five. So I 0:17:13.320 --> 0:17:15.280 was doing it with like a fifty pound thing and 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:18.240 like it was literally excruciating, and I still went. 0:17:18.200 --> 0:17:19.960 Through and did it because I was too embarrassed to say. 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:22.720 Like, and I hurt my workout in particular. It is 0:17:22.800 --> 0:17:24.560 extremelyma idea. 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:25.000 It is. 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:27.800 I know that when I was doing pilates today, it 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:29.720 was like pulsing, like my hips up and I'm like, 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:32.199 I'm literally fucking something right now. Like I'm literally like 0:17:32.400 --> 0:17:35.119 I am practicing my stamina so I can like thrust 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:36.000 into drew later. 0:17:36.720 --> 0:17:39.639 It's easy. Yeah, it's easy. But yeah that there's like 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:43.320 a machine that replicates that movement where there's a belt 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:46.479 around you. And like the third the third one I 0:17:46.520 --> 0:18:00.840 did that I had to do that. 0:18:07.800 --> 0:18:11.680 You are too embarrassed. You are too embarrassed the first 0:18:11.680 --> 0:18:12.680 time you like kidd. 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:18.840 And you go and he goes so like he doesn't 0:18:18.920 --> 0:18:21.920 like so and he like froze. It's so nad. 0:18:23.720 --> 0:18:25.879 You want to come bounce on this lap girl. 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:29.800 He wants to be in this episode. You're not getting it. 0:18:29.880 --> 0:18:31.400 You're not getting an episode. 0:18:31.840 --> 0:18:36.320 Baby, Come to daddy, Baby, come on, come on, baby. 0:18:36.359 --> 0:18:46.480 Hey, hey you Oh my god, hey. 0:18:46.440 --> 0:18:47.200 You're really good at it. 0:18:47.400 --> 0:18:53.040 Oh, oh my god, but you always my god, he 0:18:53.160 --> 0:18:53.760 only do this. 0:18:54.040 --> 0:18:55.159 Oh it like helps. 0:18:55.680 --> 0:19:03.800 Oh my god, oh my god, oh oh, oh my god, 0:19:04.040 --> 0:19:15.480 oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. 0:19:16.640 --> 0:19:17.960 If you touch me again. 0:19:18.600 --> 0:19:19.800 I'm gonna figure that butt. 0:19:19.880 --> 0:19:20.160 Girl. 0:19:20.400 --> 0:19:22.359 I just stopped talking like that because at the gym, 0:19:22.640 --> 0:19:25.120 Drew got on the StairMaster and his ass was right 0:19:25.160 --> 0:19:27.720 to my face and out, I'm a figure of that butt. 0:19:27.920 --> 0:19:29.960 And there was like this sixty eight year old man 0:19:30.200 --> 0:19:32.480 sweating his ass off on his soul cycle bicycle that 0:19:32.520 --> 0:19:35.000 looked over and broke neck. What are you doing? 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:38.399 I was trying to get photos of Oh my god. 0:19:38.920 --> 0:19:39.160 No. 0:19:39.440 --> 0:19:43.320 When I was looking over at you, I wanted to like, 0:19:43.359 --> 0:19:45.199 I was like trying to take pictures and stuff, but 0:19:45.400 --> 0:19:47.119 your trainer was there and we hadn't. 0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:49.480 Met you, and I was like, he's gonna weird. 0:19:49.560 --> 0:19:51.400 Did the guy I've had a session with I still 0:19:51.400 --> 0:19:53.359 haven't made eye contact with and I want so badly 0:19:53.400 --> 0:19:54.399 to just break the tension. 0:19:55.240 --> 0:19:57.880 Uh, the gym gives you a fucking. 0:19:57.760 --> 0:20:01.199 Free like training session with a train, and I did it, 0:20:01.240 --> 0:20:03.040 and I just like did it because I got a 0:20:03.040 --> 0:20:05.280 free session. But I don't want a trainer, Like I 0:20:05.320 --> 0:20:07.119 just want to do classes in my little workout and 0:20:07.160 --> 0:20:08.240 like have fun and be a girl. 0:20:09.440 --> 0:20:11.240 But I just basically ghosted my trainer. 0:20:11.280 --> 0:20:13.800 And now it's like this insanely awkward thing of like 0:20:13.920 --> 0:20:16.240 not making eye contact with this human and I want 0:20:16.280 --> 0:20:18.000 so bad that to just be like, hey, by the way, 0:20:18.160 --> 0:20:19.640 just to make it clear, like I just didn't want 0:20:19.680 --> 0:20:21.760 to do I don't want. 0:20:21.640 --> 0:20:24.080 To be so uncomfortable for me because he knows we're 0:20:24.080 --> 0:20:25.760 like friends, and so I still haven't made that. 0:20:26.080 --> 0:20:27.480 I know, even when I was talking to your personal 0:20:27.480 --> 0:20:29.120 trainer because they know each other, I was like, oh, 0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:30.280 this is so awkward me. 0:20:30.520 --> 0:20:33.440 He asked me every fucking time, really, every time he's 0:20:33.520 --> 0:20:36.120 like does and You're like I want to work with him? 0:20:36.119 --> 0:20:38.040 Who is just her trainer? Like all this shit, and 0:20:38.080 --> 0:20:40.480 I'm like, no, she doesn't want a trainer. It's okay. 0:20:40.720 --> 0:20:42.240 I don't want to work it out with anybody. I 0:20:42.240 --> 0:20:43.320 want to work it out with myself. 0:20:48.840 --> 0:20:50.640 Was sticking the gun in his ass. 0:20:50.720 --> 0:20:53.840 Josie needs attention, like so bad that it's like irrational, 0:20:53.960 --> 0:20:55.480 like get a grip and get a therapist. 0:20:55.560 --> 0:20:55.720 Track. 0:20:55.800 --> 0:21:01.080 It's like we're working right, I know. 0:20:58.920 --> 0:21:00.600 You know she's not working hard enough. 0:21:01.080 --> 0:21:03.040 Just say says that he has a therapist. 0:21:03.119 --> 0:21:07.000 This is something I wrote when I was I wrote 0:21:07.000 --> 0:21:10.159 this at two fifty two am. I think I was driving. 0:21:10.200 --> 0:21:12.160 I don't know where I was driving at two fifty two. 0:21:12.080 --> 0:21:14.640 Am, sleep driving what? 0:21:15.040 --> 0:21:17.639 But it actually pisses me off because it is so 0:21:17.800 --> 0:21:21.119 accessible to make things now that anybody can make a song. 0:21:22.640 --> 0:21:24.199 This was like voice to text. I don't think it 0:21:24.200 --> 0:21:26.520 picked me up. It actually pisses me off. But then 0:21:26.560 --> 0:21:28.159 I get to thinking and I'm like, damn, I'm so 0:21:28.240 --> 0:21:29.960 full of myself because I think I know what good 0:21:30.040 --> 0:21:32.120 music is and what's not. And then I come back 0:21:32.119 --> 0:21:34.119 to reality and I realized that's the truth and half 0:21:34.160 --> 0:21:36.280 the bitches on the radio shouldn't be there because I 0:21:36.320 --> 0:21:37.959 listened to the radio and it scares me. 0:21:39.520 --> 0:21:41.680 Wow, Oh, I'll. 0:21:41.440 --> 0:21:43.240 Play the song that I heard on the road. 0:21:43.520 --> 0:21:46.400 It was actually fucking This is the song that made 0:21:46.440 --> 0:21:47.320 me have such a visceral. 0:21:48.480 --> 0:21:50.800 It's the craziest song I've ever heard in my life. 0:21:50.880 --> 0:22:03.800 Legitimately, Yeah, I feel like an Ai made that. 0:22:04.040 --> 0:22:05.560 No, dude, that's what it feels like. 0:22:05.640 --> 0:22:08.720 It literally feels like now like it's just like everybody 0:22:08.760 --> 0:22:10.720 who I hear on the radio. What was also freaking 0:22:10.760 --> 0:22:13.919 me out was that was number twenty seven on the 0:22:14.000 --> 0:22:17.840 top thirty voted in by listeners to that station, and 0:22:18.359 --> 0:22:21.720 twenty nine was massive by Drake, And I'm like, you 0:22:21.800 --> 0:22:24.720 mean to tell me that in the city of. 0:22:24.640 --> 0:22:28.959 Los Angeles people voted that song up more than a 0:22:29.080 --> 0:22:31.080 Drake song, And that was freaking me out. 0:22:31.160 --> 0:22:33.760 When I see that, though, I'm like, who's listening to 0:22:33.760 --> 0:22:36.800 the radio at this point? Whoever's voting for like radio 0:22:36.880 --> 0:22:39.159 stuff probably has way more weight than they did in 0:22:39.200 --> 0:22:41.720 like the nineties, right, It's. 0:22:41.600 --> 0:22:44.320 Like for every one person that votes, two inner thousand 0:22:44.440 --> 0:22:47.719 voted literally in the nineties, and now it's like fifty 0:22:47.760 --> 0:22:48.680 eight people vote. 0:22:48.840 --> 0:22:50.080 There's like, I don't know. 0:22:50.400 --> 0:22:52.920 It just scares me because I'm like, dude, because there 0:22:53.000 --> 0:22:53.720 is so much. 0:22:53.720 --> 0:22:56.320 Music and like I will like look up these people 0:22:56.440 --> 0:22:58.920 and they have like six hundred k monthly listeners and 0:22:58.960 --> 0:23:00.080 I'm like, who. 0:23:00.200 --> 0:23:00.959 Are these people. 0:23:01.200 --> 0:23:02.720 But then I get to think of and I'm like, 0:23:02.880 --> 0:23:05.160 there's so many people, and it's like the classic conversation 0:23:05.240 --> 0:23:07.480 that we were having one time. It's like about clothing, 0:23:07.520 --> 0:23:10.520 consumption and style, where I'm like, I find this one 0:23:10.560 --> 0:23:13.399 specific kind of style of clothing or like fashion or 0:23:13.400 --> 0:23:17.879 like music or movie unbearable and obnoxious. But really I 0:23:17.920 --> 0:23:21.960 am the lesser because that is like what is like 0:23:22.080 --> 0:23:25.800 mainly consumed by the general public, and in reality, I'm 0:23:25.800 --> 0:23:27.920 the freaking I'm full of myself and I'm crazy. 0:23:28.359 --> 0:23:30.800 This thing to most humans sounds. 0:23:30.440 --> 0:23:32.239 Good, but then that freaks me out too, because why 0:23:32.280 --> 0:23:34.040 did humans decide to like start banging on. 0:23:34.000 --> 0:23:35.280 Stuff and like making noise. 0:23:35.480 --> 0:23:38.920 It's so him cause vibrations control everything everything. 0:23:39.080 --> 0:23:40.760 Vibrations do be controlling me. 0:23:41.000 --> 0:23:45.800 Yes, Drake, one. 0:23:45.640 --> 0:23:47.600 Of my wingbots died, so I've been using the one. 0:23:47.640 --> 0:23:49.679 I don't like that much because I'm too like I 0:23:49.800 --> 0:23:51.439 just like in the daytime, I don't think to go 0:23:51.520 --> 0:23:53.000 charge it, and then I pick it up and it 0:23:53.040 --> 0:23:55.560 does the really sad like one like and then it 0:23:55.640 --> 0:23:56.159 like dies. 0:23:56.680 --> 0:23:59.520 My tooth thrush does that. I finger in myself with 0:23:59.560 --> 0:23:59.920 my tooth. 0:24:01.200 --> 0:24:05.399 Oh, I've been working on emergency or come merge. I 0:24:05.480 --> 0:24:08.440 just wanted to tell you guys before it's out. 0:24:08.960 --> 0:24:11.080 Wait, you're making merch. We already did merch. 0:24:11.400 --> 0:24:14.800 Yeah, I'm making like another item if you are interested. 0:24:14.920 --> 0:24:15.560 It a vibrator. 0:24:16.000 --> 0:24:18.240 No, it's a flashlight for like Drew's mouth. 0:24:18.359 --> 0:24:20.960 Oh love my mouth? Yeah, how did you get the 0:24:21.000 --> 0:24:21.639 fucking mold? 0:24:21.760 --> 0:24:22.000 Yeah? 0:24:22.040 --> 0:24:22.280 What? 0:24:23.000 --> 0:24:24.760 I like did this thing where I like scanned your 0:24:24.760 --> 0:24:26.640 face while you were sleeping and did a three D. 0:24:27.000 --> 0:24:27.800 What the fuck? 0:24:28.760 --> 0:24:29.720 Was impressive? You know? 0:24:30.480 --> 0:24:32.600 Okay? I thought you guys you should go to. 0:24:32.680 --> 0:24:34.720 Kill yourself and you should go and kill yourself. Now 0:24:35.400 --> 0:24:38.720 can I get a pineapposequerrevo? And you should go and 0:24:38.760 --> 0:24:41.600 kill yourself now, got to get a Pina hoose cuervo. 0:24:42.160 --> 0:24:44.120 You're talking to a worker when she was saying that 0:24:44.359 --> 0:24:47.800 the Yeah, where was that? Like a Ralph's? 0:24:48.440 --> 0:24:49.639 I'd probably like a liquor store. 0:24:49.720 --> 0:24:51.840 Also the way you set me that and like I 0:24:51.880 --> 0:24:55.120 didn't watch it, And then some someone on my timeline 0:24:55.200 --> 0:24:56.160 was like, this is Drew. 0:24:55.960 --> 0:24:58.679 Phillips in our I went to the video. I was like, 0:24:58.680 --> 0:25:00.600 this is literally the video you said me earlier. 0:25:00.840 --> 0:25:03.840 Yeah, And with that being said, here is a word 0:25:03.880 --> 0:25:05.040 from our sponsor. 0:25:05.240 --> 0:25:05.800 Sponsor. 0:25:06.840 --> 0:25:10.159 Yes, did we have two sponsors this episode. 0:25:10.200 --> 0:25:11.960 I don't know. We just did it just in case. 0:25:19.240 --> 0:25:24.560 There is big talk, no holy ship. This is actually crazy. 0:25:25.200 --> 0:25:31.240 There's this new disease going around called the coronavirus, that 0:25:31.359 --> 0:25:32.800 is it spread through. 0:25:33.000 --> 0:25:37.000 Actually think that the other day. I was thinking about 0:25:37.000 --> 0:25:37.600 that the other day. 0:25:37.800 --> 0:25:39.600 Remember when we first found out about it, and you, 0:25:39.680 --> 0:25:44.080 me and Josh sat in this kitchen because uh, Josh's 0:25:44.560 --> 0:25:47.560 parents work in the medical field, so we like got 0:25:47.600 --> 0:25:48.320 like there were. 0:25:48.200 --> 0:25:50.360 Like rumors that the world was going to shut down 0:25:50.359 --> 0:25:51.720 and we were going to be under martial laws. 0:25:51.760 --> 0:25:54.600 And it wasn't like a like a outspoken thing yet, 0:25:54.640 --> 0:25:55.200 so we were. 0:25:55.080 --> 0:25:57.120 Like, there's no way there was like medical industry. 0:25:57.440 --> 0:25:59.880 Yeah, so we were like what, like that sounds crazy, 0:26:00.119 --> 0:26:01.880 and then we were like, dude, that's so annoying. Two 0:26:01.880 --> 0:26:03.960 weeks like where we had to sit still, that's so 0:26:04.080 --> 0:26:06.560 fucking annoying, Like and I was just thinking about that, damn. 0:26:06.600 --> 0:26:08.760 Like everybody had that reaction where they were like what 0:26:09.040 --> 0:26:11.200 two weeks like that's like insane. 0:26:10.760 --> 0:26:13.520 And it was literally lit in the beginning. I was like, fuck, 0:26:13.680 --> 0:26:16.320 like I'm going to learn how to play chess and 0:26:16.359 --> 0:26:16.640 I know. 0:26:16.600 --> 0:26:19.199 I'm gonna go on bike rides and like talk to 0:26:19.240 --> 0:26:20.320 my therapist. 0:26:19.880 --> 0:26:22.960 More often, and then the world you erupted. 0:26:23.880 --> 0:26:25.560 Now it's like almost back to normal. 0:26:25.720 --> 0:26:26.000 I think. 0:26:26.000 --> 0:26:27.439 I feel like it's like back to normal for the 0:26:27.440 --> 0:26:29.919 most part, but now we're on this is the now. 0:26:30.160 --> 0:26:31.879 Now we're on the cusp of something else, and now 0:26:31.920 --> 0:26:33.160 I'm like, oh my god, is this it? 0:26:33.200 --> 0:26:34.720 Like? Is am I just going to spend the rest of. 0:26:34.720 --> 0:26:37.760 My life being like absolutely freaked out and like anxiety driven. 0:26:38.000 --> 0:26:38.520 I get. 0:26:40.440 --> 0:26:43.000 Wait, but I thought you were straight? 0:26:43.359 --> 0:26:43.639 Uh. 0:26:43.720 --> 0:26:46.720 I work in the sex industry as a videographer on 0:26:47.800 --> 0:26:48.880 sex sets. 0:26:49.080 --> 0:26:52.119 Oh you don't part take though you're like straight? 0:26:52.440 --> 0:26:56.320 Yeah, okay, I believe you. 0:26:56.440 --> 0:26:58.959 I guess I had a dream where you died and 0:26:59.000 --> 0:27:02.280 I saved it. We're gonna record it yesterday, but do 0:27:02.320 --> 0:27:02.920 you forget it? 0:27:03.080 --> 0:27:03.199 No? 0:27:03.280 --> 0:27:05.200 I wrote it all down, okay, let's hear it. 0:27:05.320 --> 0:27:08.199 Okay, And it was one of those moments where like 0:27:08.440 --> 0:27:10.240 I woke up and I almost start it crying. It 0:27:10.280 --> 0:27:12.520 was really nice. I like my voice was shaking when 0:27:12.520 --> 0:27:15.359 I was doing this. I was so fucking sad. But 0:27:15.480 --> 0:27:20.520 we were at a concert. A bunch of shit happened previous, 0:27:20.560 --> 0:27:22.320 but it's like not relevant to the dream because it 0:27:22.320 --> 0:27:24.840 was literally just like weird dream shit. And we were 0:27:24.840 --> 0:27:30.120 at this concert for the Gorillas, and we were with 0:27:30.200 --> 0:27:34.719 some billionaire that like had like an airplane strip attached 0:27:34.760 --> 0:27:37.760 to the venue. It's like giving like red rocks. But 0:27:37.800 --> 0:27:39.480 there were like two levels, so there was like a 0:27:39.520 --> 0:27:42.119 lower level and then a mezzanine level that was really 0:27:42.200 --> 0:27:44.159 really high up. And he was like, we can't go 0:27:44.240 --> 0:27:47.359 down there, like it's like dangerous and shit. So he 0:27:47.480 --> 0:27:49.600 was like, I just bought out the whole mezzanine. So 0:27:49.640 --> 0:27:53.080 we were sitting in the mezzanine and I forget what 0:27:53.160 --> 0:27:55.760 song came on. It was like Rhyanstone Eyes or like 0:27:55.800 --> 0:27:58.520 Plastic Beach or something came on and you were like, 0:27:58.680 --> 0:28:00.679 let's go to the front of the mezzin, and like 0:28:00.720 --> 0:28:03.639 we all like ran to the very front bar and 0:28:03.640 --> 0:28:06.159 it's like one hundred and fifty foot drop and we 0:28:06.160 --> 0:28:08.760 were like turning up and having literally the most fun 0:28:09.000 --> 0:28:11.600 ever like it. I remember thinking, like in the dream, 0:28:11.640 --> 0:28:13.639 I was like, this is like the most fun I've 0:28:13.680 --> 0:28:15.639 ever had, And I like physically I like felt you 0:28:15.800 --> 0:28:19.720 for Rick from like jumping around in this music at 0:28:19.720 --> 0:28:23.879 this Gorilla's concert. And next thing you know, I like 0:28:23.920 --> 0:28:26.720 look over and you're like like partying, and you trip 0:28:26.880 --> 0:28:30.680 and fall over the barricade at the concert and fall 0:28:30.760 --> 0:28:33.200 one hundred and fifty feet and you're screaming the entire 0:28:33.240 --> 0:28:35.680 way down, and I like watch you, and I watch 0:28:35.760 --> 0:28:39.160 you hit the ground, and I fucking screeched, and everybody's 0:28:39.160 --> 0:28:41.200 like trying to be like it's gonna be okay, It's 0:28:41.200 --> 0:28:43.480 gonna be okay, and I'm like freaking the fuck out. 0:28:43.520 --> 0:28:45.520 I'm like, it's not gonna be fucking okay. And then 0:28:45.520 --> 0:28:49.120 I woke up and like it was like legitimately the 0:28:49.200 --> 0:28:51.480 gnarliest thing I've ever witnessed. And you know what it 0:28:51.520 --> 0:28:53.640 is is, I think it's literally when I saw that 0:28:53.680 --> 0:28:57.040 person fall over the barricade at the Rangers game, the 0:28:57.080 --> 0:29:01.160 Texas Rangers game, it literally ex actly like that, Like 0:29:01.400 --> 0:29:04.440 it was identical to me, like watching that dad fall 0:29:04.520 --> 0:29:10.000 It was fucking crazy, gnarly boots, bloody gnarly boots. 0:29:10.040 --> 0:29:11.480 Well, the good news is that would have happened, because 0:29:11.480 --> 0:29:13.520 it would be so fucking embarrassing because like I was 0:29:13.560 --> 0:29:15.480 probably drunk in the dream, and like the idea of 0:29:15.520 --> 0:29:17.440 me like falling drunk to my death, it is like 0:29:17.640 --> 0:29:18.320 I wouldn't do that. 0:29:18.800 --> 0:29:19.480 So that's the good. 0:29:19.440 --> 0:29:21.560 News is just know that I dream about you dying too. 0:29:21.960 --> 0:29:23.960 That's good. That's good. I had a sex dream with 0:29:24.000 --> 0:29:24.760 you and it was awful. 0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:27.960 Did you really Yeah? And why would you keep that 0:29:28.000 --> 0:29:28.360 from me? 0:29:28.800 --> 0:29:28.960 Oh? 0:29:29.000 --> 0:29:30.320 Because I just thought about it when you said it, 0:29:30.360 --> 0:29:32.440 because then I woke up. It was really. 0:29:32.120 --> 0:29:35.600 Weird, and I like, you literally are so obsessed with 0:29:35.720 --> 0:29:37.520 that sexually. 0:29:37.680 --> 0:29:40.720 No, it was like alien like and really nasty. Like 0:29:40.800 --> 0:29:44.400 it was really like in the dream. In the dream, 0:29:44.480 --> 0:29:47.320 we like had to have sex for some reason, Like 0:29:47.360 --> 0:29:49.080 it was like this thing of like we like had 0:29:49.120 --> 0:29:51.000 to do it and both of us really didn't want to, 0:29:51.360 --> 0:29:53.240 and like we were trying so hard. 0:29:53.040 --> 0:29:54.640 To initiate it with each other, and it was like 0:29:54.760 --> 0:29:56.440 just so like dude. We were like, dude, this is 0:29:56.480 --> 0:29:59.320 literally like an awful task at hands. 0:29:59.360 --> 0:30:01.040 Like we were like this, this is just so I 0:30:01.040 --> 0:30:03.360 feel like we could figure this is just so too much. 0:30:03.560 --> 0:30:06.520 Like it was like, what the fuck? 0:30:09.200 --> 0:30:11.880 Okay, the big one is literally coming? Wait tell me 0:30:11.880 --> 0:30:13.760 why I would do for another earthquake. 0:30:13.440 --> 0:30:15.240 Stop, because I've been thinking about it because of like 0:30:15.280 --> 0:30:15.880 the world like. 0:30:15.800 --> 0:30:18.600 Falling apart and like everything in climate change. I'm like, 0:30:18.600 --> 0:30:21.080 oh my God, it's gonna happen, hopefully happens when we're 0:30:21.080 --> 0:30:24.200 not guys watching it, and also a zoo will survive, and. 0:30:24.080 --> 0:30:27.280 Like it'll be fine, and the next month it'll happen. 0:30:27.280 --> 0:30:28.600 The big one is coming in the next month. 0:30:28.800 --> 0:30:30.160 You're just like saying that kind of stuff so that 0:30:30.200 --> 0:30:31.480 y'all can clip this and be like, oh my god, 0:30:31.680 --> 0:30:35.360 that's like. Wait, I said someone was gonna pass away. 0:30:36.200 --> 0:30:37.840 I thought barbecue, and I was like, and then when 0:30:37.840 --> 0:30:39.680 it happened, Oh, you. 0:30:39.640 --> 0:30:43.880 Guys mentioned monkey pops in the Flea episode. Apparently did 0:30:43.920 --> 0:30:45.040 we really? Apparently? 0:30:45.520 --> 0:30:46.320 No, we did not. 0:30:47.560 --> 0:30:50.640 I saw I saw a comment that was like not true, 0:30:50.680 --> 0:30:52.840 predicting monkey pox or something something like. 0:30:52.920 --> 0:30:53.240 Wow. 0:30:53.400 --> 0:30:56.720 I literally think I remember that. Wow, it's crazy how 0:30:56.800 --> 0:30:57.200 I'm like. 0:30:57.400 --> 0:30:59.440 That's not a good things that's happening. 0:30:59.600 --> 0:31:01.240 No, it's not a good thing, but it's a good 0:31:01.240 --> 0:31:03.160 thing for me because I can predict your future. 0:31:03.280 --> 0:31:08.840 I'm just kidding. Please don't hit me. 0:31:09.000 --> 0:31:10.520 You embarrassed him. 0:31:14.280 --> 0:31:21.240 One more woman, sit down. 0:31:21.560 --> 0:31:26.960 Anybody that like you, We'll give you because if you 0:31:27.040 --> 0:31:28.640 care about it, you won't it. 0:31:29.400 --> 0:31:32.720 I cared about you, I'll cut I'll cut all that out. 0:31:32.720 --> 0:31:35.440 To leave it in you want to leave that in. 0:31:35.880 --> 0:31:36.360 Leave it in. 0:31:36.600 --> 0:31:41.160 Okay, I don't remember what that didn't happen. 0:31:41.440 --> 0:31:49.360 We realized, Drew, I wasn't joking. Somebody actually did say 0:31:49.360 --> 0:31:50.960 that about the comments. 0:31:51.040 --> 0:31:53.280 I know because I really did talk about it, and 0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:56.880 I remember talking about it. I already did it. 0:31:57.600 --> 0:31:59.160 Why are you guys doing that. 0:32:01.800 --> 0:32:09.560 Calling the last straight men? Yeah, it's like a dude 0:32:09.600 --> 0:32:14.920 that did it? Being serious? How those fucking colaps hurt 0:32:15.120 --> 0:32:15.800 so bad? 0:32:16.520 --> 0:32:19.760 Like, look, did you have a little fragile baby hands? 0:32:19.960 --> 0:32:25.920 Okay, we're back, We're back. Okay, So I have to 0:32:25.960 --> 0:32:31.720 talk about the barbecue and an interaction with someone that 0:32:31.760 --> 0:32:37.080 I had there. I think it's it's important to the 0:32:37.120 --> 0:32:40.800 story to know who it was that I was talking to. 0:32:42.600 --> 0:32:44.400 But I also don't want to say their name. But 0:32:44.480 --> 0:32:48.960 I'm also like, I literally don't give a ship. But okay, 0:32:49.040 --> 0:32:55.840 So I was talking to Troy Sevon. Yeah literally I was. 0:32:55.960 --> 0:32:58.320 I was talking to choice of because we're the best friends. 0:32:58.600 --> 0:33:00.520 Literally the most gorgeous man I've ever seen in my 0:33:00.640 --> 0:33:04.360 entire life. But I was talking, Yes, I was talking 0:33:04.360 --> 0:33:07.000 to Choiceyvon. I talked to like famous musicians and artists 0:33:07.000 --> 0:33:08.880 all the time, Like my life is fucking crazy, Like 0:33:09.200 --> 0:33:11.160 it was very but it's it's important to the story 0:33:11.240 --> 0:33:16.920 because literally all I talked to talk to him about 0:33:17.360 --> 0:33:24.920 was I'm not joking, like constipation, allergic reactions, like like 0:33:24.920 --> 0:33:28.160 like skin diseases and like exema. And it was like 0:33:28.200 --> 0:33:30.880 the worst conversation I've ever had with any human being 0:33:30.920 --> 0:33:34.040 on the planet Earth. And like literally I just like 0:33:34.440 --> 0:33:36.400 after I got home and like laid in bed and 0:33:36.400 --> 0:33:38.120 thought about that night, I was like, damn, that was fun. 0:33:38.120 --> 0:33:40.440 And then I thought about like our conversation, and I 0:33:40.480 --> 0:33:43.840 literally physically like repulsed. I was like, dude, like why 0:33:43.840 --> 0:33:44.840 would I ever talk. 0:33:44.680 --> 0:33:48.400 About He thought, uh dur and Josiah was dating was 0:33:48.440 --> 0:33:50.000 like how long have you are you guys seeing each other? 0:33:50.040 --> 0:33:50.240 Yeah? 0:33:50.240 --> 0:33:51.840 He's like are you guys seeing each other? Emmy and 0:33:51.920 --> 0:33:54.360 Josiah like sccream, Oh. 0:33:58.440 --> 0:34:03.840 Bring back Manley man My, damn bitch, damn damn. 0:34:04.280 --> 0:34:06.440 I just literally today has just not been my day, 0:34:06.600 --> 0:34:09.320 Like nothing's landing, none of my conversations are sticking. 0:34:09.480 --> 0:34:11.840 Like it's just what you're doing, a good job. 0:34:12.280 --> 0:34:16.480 Let's put this on what the screen? 0:34:17.120 --> 0:34:19.560 What is that y'all laying next to each other? 0:34:19.560 --> 0:34:25.480 Where's that from Miami? Oh, we'll insert this picture and 0:34:25.520 --> 0:34:26.880 you tell us if it's true or not. 0:34:27.320 --> 0:34:31.759 Wait, what does it say they genuinely would be so 0:34:31.880 --> 0:34:33.279 cute together? I don't know. 0:34:34.520 --> 0:34:35.839 Yeah we would. 0:34:36.239 --> 0:34:38.080 I think I think we would. 0:34:38.719 --> 0:34:39.680 We're both tops. 0:34:40.120 --> 0:34:41.080 You guys are too. 0:34:41.160 --> 0:34:46.880 Okay, I know you're not to talk me when me 0:34:46.960 --> 0:34:49.479 when I'm literally a liar. Hey, my name is Kryen 0:34:49.480 --> 0:34:50.200 and I'm a top. 0:34:51.719 --> 0:34:52.279 Fun right now. 0:34:52.680 --> 0:34:54.080 Okay, that's what I thought you were doing. 0:34:54.760 --> 0:34:58.719 Damn, my name is kin. I have sex, bitch, don't lie. 0:34:58.760 --> 0:35:00.719 Okay, you caught me. I told you I'm not a 0:35:00.719 --> 0:35:02.000 good liar. Like I'm not a good. 0:35:01.880 --> 0:35:08.040 Liar me playing this podcast in my therapy. 0:35:08.680 --> 0:35:11.120 These are my two bullies who also employ me. 0:35:11.960 --> 0:35:13.239 So these are my bullies. 0:35:13.840 --> 0:35:15.919 I'm supposed to talk to my therapists, but like, I'm 0:35:15.960 --> 0:35:18.400 just too busy having fun and doing other stuff to 0:35:18.480 --> 0:35:20.640 do that. But I'm like actually actively going more and 0:35:20.680 --> 0:35:23.400 more insane. 0:35:23.239 --> 0:35:44.600 Oh shit, Oh. 0:35:38.600 --> 0:35:42.759 We've arrived at this point. What do you think? What 0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:43.640 do you think of subtitles? 0:35:43.680 --> 0:35:47.800 Before you said the stupid COVID thing, Yeah. 0:35:49.000 --> 0:35:51.880 That was you're like subtitles I. 0:35:52.120 --> 0:35:54.120 Like, but as COVID thing. 0:35:54.200 --> 0:35:56.319 I was gonna say, like a genuine thought, and it's 0:35:56.400 --> 0:35:58.400 so far gone now you think. 0:35:58.520 --> 0:35:59.879 I think we're the generation that brings. 0:36:00.040 --> 0:36:02.680 Except I can't watch anything with subtitles when I'm high, 0:36:02.719 --> 0:36:04.840 Like my brain cannot like move that fast. 0:36:05.160 --> 0:36:08.960 So I have Me and Lucas and Josh have watched 0:36:12.080 --> 0:36:14.560 fifteen minutes of a show and no, it was. It 0:36:14.600 --> 0:36:17.399 was very recently and we were all sober, and we've 0:36:17.440 --> 0:36:20.479 watched like like five or six minutes of a show 0:36:20.520 --> 0:36:24.719 without realizing, like it was speaking Spanish and we were like, 0:36:25.200 --> 0:36:27.040 and it was. It was a Japanese show, and we 0:36:27.040 --> 0:36:29.440 were like, wait, why does this Japanese sound like Spanish 0:36:29.600 --> 0:36:32.560 right now? And we had American subtitles on what fucking 0:36:32.600 --> 0:36:33.160 show is that? 0:36:33.560 --> 0:36:35.040 It's probably because my mom. 0:36:35.160 --> 0:36:39.440 Yeah it was, it was your Netflix. What show was that? 0:36:39.560 --> 0:36:39.919 My mom? 0:36:39.960 --> 0:36:41.640 Only I think I've said this also before, but my 0:36:41.719 --> 0:36:43.720 mom only speaks Spanish, so every time. 0:36:43.560 --> 0:36:46.360 We log into my Netflix, show start in Spanish. 0:36:46.400 --> 0:36:48.680 So we watched like two Benis and then when they 0:36:48.760 --> 0:36:53.160 first when they first start talking, we're like. 0:36:53.360 --> 0:36:57.080 Huh huh, huh ha. 0:36:58.800 --> 0:36:59.040 Huh. 0:37:00.160 --> 0:37:06.520 I entered The Spelling Bee in fourth grade and oh 0:37:06.600 --> 0:37:09.000 it was bad. It was so bad. 0:37:09.080 --> 0:37:11.480 We entered it now out of fourth grade. I still 0:37:11.520 --> 0:37:11.719 think it. 0:37:12.440 --> 0:37:15.480 We had two test rounds, or we had one test 0:37:15.600 --> 0:37:18.520 round and then a serious round, and my test word 0:37:18.800 --> 0:37:22.239 was salami. Failed it, but I was like, okay, I 0:37:22.280 --> 0:37:24.879 get another chance. I like will pass the next round. 0:37:24.920 --> 0:37:26.680 And then we did it, and I was like, literally 0:37:26.680 --> 0:37:29.760 the fourth person eliminated because I was a fourth person 0:37:29.800 --> 0:37:35.759 that went and I had to spell sombrero and I 0:37:35.840 --> 0:37:37.640 genuinely don't know if I know how to spell it today. 0:37:37.840 --> 0:37:43.120 It's s O M B R E R O is 0:37:43.160 --> 0:37:46.600 how you spell it? And then salami is s A 0:37:46.960 --> 0:37:50.759 L A M. I yeah, okay, so I can spell 0:37:50.760 --> 0:37:54.040 it a fourth grade level. No, but if you if 0:37:54.239 --> 0:37:57.320 Kai like picked four words out for me to spell 0:37:57.719 --> 0:37:59.600 random ass words, I wouldn't be able to spell them 0:38:00.040 --> 0:38:01.799 straight up, any of them. 0:38:02.000 --> 0:38:03.440 Could you spell accessibility? 0:38:03.800 --> 0:38:03.960 No? 0:38:04.080 --> 0:38:07.880 A No, it's just my brain. My brain goes too fast. 0:38:08.160 --> 0:38:11.200 A C C E S S A B I L 0:38:11.280 --> 0:38:14.840 I T y. 0:38:15.400 --> 0:38:17.640 Uh Yeah again two O more time. 0:38:17.760 --> 0:38:19.280 I can't. I did it too. 0:38:19.080 --> 0:38:20.759 Fast, he said to SS. And I don't know if 0:38:20.760 --> 0:38:21.280 there's two. 0:38:21.239 --> 0:38:24.840 A C C E S S A B I L 0:38:24.920 --> 0:38:25.520 I T Y. 0:38:26.120 --> 0:38:27.280 No, that's wrong. 0:38:27.480 --> 0:38:28.040 Fuck off? 0:38:29.120 --> 0:38:33.000 Okay, how do you spell it? A C C E S, S, I, 0:38:33.200 --> 0:38:35.600 B fuck, L I T R. I think you said 0:38:35.600 --> 0:38:36.160 A before. 0:38:36.480 --> 0:38:41.239 Yeah, yeah, I really thought I got it. I know 0:38:41.520 --> 0:38:42.759 I was like, I thought you. 0:38:42.719 --> 0:38:44.719 Got it too, But then I was like something after. 0:38:44.520 --> 0:38:47.880 That ability, accessibility. 0:38:48.719 --> 0:38:50.920 I guess it also is like a bit difficult to 0:38:50.960 --> 0:38:53.759 spell when you pronounce things like differently than the way 0:38:53.800 --> 0:38:56.160 they were written in nineteen sixty one. 0:38:56.480 --> 0:39:00.759 When did the word accessibility drop? Let's look that up. 0:39:00.840 --> 0:39:05.600 I'm going to assume like eighteen sixty three. I'm really 0:39:05.600 --> 0:39:06.600 stuck on the sixties. 0:39:10.040 --> 0:39:14.400 When did the word accessibility come out? The word homosexual 0:39:14.440 --> 0:39:20.600 like it popped up like sixteen forty, Dawn, I said, 0:39:20.840 --> 0:39:22.000 eighteen sixty. 0:39:22.200 --> 0:39:26.800 Literally, I have absolutely no gauge of time, like literally 0:39:26.920 --> 0:39:28.759 at all, because look at that. 0:39:29.280 --> 0:39:31.120 If you were born in like two thousand. 0:39:30.840 --> 0:39:33.600 And four, look what comes up when I look up. 0:39:33.640 --> 0:39:35.200 When did the word. 0:39:37.440 --> 0:39:40.879 Have you looked that up before? Eighteen sixty eight? Hella lay, 0:39:42.080 --> 0:39:46.160 I would say that's early what there's been gay people 0:39:46.200 --> 0:39:48.880 before that. They just didn't know, they couldn't put their. 0:39:48.760 --> 0:39:52.480 Finger on it, in it, but no no one cared. 0:39:53.560 --> 0:39:57.680 They started caring in eighteen sixty none cared before. 0:39:58.840 --> 0:39:59.680 That's how I feel. 0:39:59.440 --> 0:40:01.520 About myself, like, no one cared about me until it 0:40:01.560 --> 0:40:03.800 was like super popular and important. 0:40:05.080 --> 0:40:06.040 Why did you shake your head? 0:40:06.120 --> 0:40:08.120 Yes, Kai, I was agreeing with you. 0:40:09.640 --> 0:40:12.120 That's not something to agree with. You're supposed to say 0:40:12.120 --> 0:40:14.040 no people cared about you before that, Like. 0:40:14.040 --> 0:40:16.319 I thought, women, you're supposed to listen to women. 0:40:16.480 --> 0:40:18.680 And then he is listening and learning. 0:40:19.000 --> 0:40:21.760 Yes, not me, listening and learning. 0:40:22.760 --> 0:40:23.720 Still can't spell? 0:40:25.320 --> 0:40:26.680 Are you trying to spell something else? 0:40:27.120 --> 0:40:34.080 Uh? No? So we are literally living in the last 0:40:34.120 --> 0:40:41.080 goad generation. We have a habitable earth, We have cars 0:40:41.120 --> 0:40:45.200 that we get to drive. What else I have written down? 0:40:45.360 --> 0:40:50.080 I have a bunch of things. We have like decent climate, 0:40:51.320 --> 0:40:57.560 we have monarch, butterflies and everything else. In like ten 0:40:57.640 --> 0:40:58.959 fifteen years, it's going to be done. 0:41:00.120 --> 0:41:02.520 I've been genuinely saying to people, I'm like, damn, I 0:41:02.640 --> 0:41:05.759 like finally came around to being like, you know what, 0:41:05.800 --> 0:41:06.560 I would love to have. 0:41:06.560 --> 0:41:08.600 Kids, but I'm like, I won't be able to have kids, 0:41:08.960 --> 0:41:09.600 Like I just. 0:41:09.520 --> 0:41:11.680 Won't if this is just a repeat of the seventies, 0:41:11.719 --> 0:41:13.680 because like literally they thought the world was ending in 0:41:13.680 --> 0:41:16.200 the seventies too, and people chose to not have children 0:41:16.200 --> 0:41:17.840 in the seventies because they're like the world is going 0:41:17.880 --> 0:41:21.680 to end, fair though now it's it. 0:41:20.680 --> 0:41:25.200 Was ending, Like there is such a small statistical probability 0:41:25.200 --> 0:41:27.160 at the fact that we made it to this point. 0:41:27.400 --> 0:41:31.439 Have you ever looked up the nuclear bomb like accidents. No, 0:41:31.760 --> 0:41:36.400 there's like recorded events where they were transporting a nuke 0:41:36.520 --> 0:41:38.480 across the United States and it just fell out of 0:41:38.480 --> 0:41:41.759 the plane and it just didn't go off, and that 0:41:41.800 --> 0:41:44.520 there's like thirty things that happened like that, Like the 0:41:44.520 --> 0:41:46.680 Cold War was about to happen. It was literally like 0:41:46.719 --> 0:41:51.360 a thirty minute thing that was called off to like 0:41:51.400 --> 0:41:54.879 shoot nukes off. So I think they were like totally valid. 0:41:55.280 --> 0:41:55.920 Well we're not. 0:41:56.000 --> 0:41:59.520 So do you think that, like it's valid to feel 0:41:59.560 --> 0:42:02.960 like it's kind of a not gonna happen situation or 0:42:03.000 --> 0:42:04.640 do you think it's valid to feel it. 0:42:04.719 --> 0:42:07.040 I feel like the trs that the world ending are 0:42:07.120 --> 0:42:10.840 lower now than in the seventies, for sure, I hope so. 0:42:11.600 --> 0:42:12.680 But yeah, the world's not. 0:42:12.800 --> 0:42:14.640 Like, how do I have Apple pay but y'all can't 0:42:14.640 --> 0:42:17.719 fix global warm that's because a. 0:42:18.840 --> 0:42:20.720 Global warming is the thing? 0:42:21.000 --> 0:42:24.120 No, Like, I'm so denxerious. Why can I do PayPal 0:42:24.280 --> 0:42:24.880 check out. 0:42:26.600 --> 0:42:30.320 On any website in the world, But y'all can't fix 0:42:30.760 --> 0:42:31.920 the temperature. 0:42:31.640 --> 0:42:34.640 Globe because every time you buy a new mew jacket, 0:42:34.840 --> 0:42:38.719 it has to travel six thousand miles via jet and 0:42:38.840 --> 0:42:45.240 pump a thirty thousand tons of carbon monoxide or carbon 0:42:45.239 --> 0:42:48.840 dioxide into our atmosphere, which is melting holes. If you 0:42:48.920 --> 0:42:52.040 need the best skincare in the world, go to Australia. 0:42:52.280 --> 0:42:54.880 They have a hole in the ozone layer above their country, 0:42:55.080 --> 0:42:58.960 so they all are constantly fix it. No, it's still 0:42:59.000 --> 0:42:59.800 bad over there. 0:43:00.080 --> 0:43:02.000 It is still bad, yeah, people, but we. 0:43:02.000 --> 0:43:05.400 Fixed this is you know what's crazy is that that 0:43:05.600 --> 0:43:07.799 was like one of the only times in the world 0:43:07.840 --> 0:43:10.080 where everybody was like, you know what, like we got 0:43:10.120 --> 0:43:11.720 to do something about this fucking hole in the ozone 0:43:11.760 --> 0:43:14.520 layer because all of our oxygen is literally leaving the earth. 0:43:14.520 --> 0:43:16.080 We're not going to be able to be here for 0:43:16.239 --> 0:43:18.320 fifty more years if we don't. And then they pass 0:43:18.400 --> 0:43:21.960 like some fucking law that like literally just stopped the 0:43:22.120 --> 0:43:25.920 production of this one kim that like was actively destroying 0:43:25.920 --> 0:43:29.799 our ozone and then it healed itself. But like, why 0:43:29.800 --> 0:43:33.160 can't we just rally and do that? Why I stop climate? 0:43:33.400 --> 0:43:36.200 Yeah, I heard that you would if you like slowly 0:43:36.200 --> 0:43:37.600 because you consume so much of it. 0:43:37.640 --> 0:43:41.680 If you just stopped using poppers like it was everything. 0:43:47.960 --> 0:43:50.840 Wow, this is the second time you've done this this episode. 0:43:50.920 --> 0:43:52.560 Do you think people are gonna think I'm like homophobic 0:43:52.680 --> 0:43:53.040 or something? 0:43:53.440 --> 0:43:55.920 For sure, I'm. 0:43:55.800 --> 0:44:00.440 Just trying to make sure, making sure? What bitch? Oh 0:44:00.480 --> 0:44:02.200 did you go get proof that I was right? 0:44:02.680 --> 0:44:02.759 No? 0:44:03.080 --> 0:44:06.479 These are yours that you left in my room. No one, 0:44:06.680 --> 0:44:08.600 those are yours that you left in my room. 0:44:09.120 --> 0:44:09.759 Riddled me this. 0:44:09.960 --> 0:44:13.520 I bought a big version and I gave die. 0:44:14.040 --> 0:44:17.239 You're gonna die. Those actually aren't mine. 0:44:16.360 --> 0:44:16.800 I know. 0:44:17.480 --> 0:44:19.040 I bought the big one and I gave it to you. 0:44:19.040 --> 0:44:19.719 Did someone take it? 0:44:20.000 --> 0:44:21.200 You gave me this one? 0:44:22.680 --> 0:44:25.120 It was the flat Oh wait, maybe this is mine? 0:44:25.360 --> 0:44:29.279 Yes, because I I swear like you never gave me 0:44:29.360 --> 0:44:33.279 a big one. I swear on my life. Oh no, 0:44:33.280 --> 0:44:36.040 Now it's gonna smell like that in here? What I 0:44:36.160 --> 0:44:38.040 used that to clean my fingernails? 0:44:38.680 --> 0:44:40.919 Yeah, this is no remember that I use a lot. 0:44:41.760 --> 0:44:44.520 Oh, I smell it. I smell the poppers. 0:44:44.640 --> 0:44:46.360 You want a more concentrated sniff? 0:44:47.880 --> 0:44:52.480 Whoa, but yeah, I heard that I unregulated porn. The 0:44:52.520 --> 0:44:55.240 porn will be regulated. That's why we're the last good generation. 0:44:55.600 --> 0:44:58.600 We're literally still in the wild wild West with the Internet, 0:44:59.200 --> 0:45:02.120 and soon it's all to be regulated. Just wait, we're 0:45:02.160 --> 0:45:04.680 all gonna be We're all gonna look back in twenty 0:45:04.719 --> 0:45:09.200 years and be like we were fucking degenerate, delinquid scum. 0:45:09.840 --> 0:45:12.400 I think like that about myself, like two years. 0:45:12.160 --> 0:45:16.319 Ago, you need to not eat whatever chicken that was 0:45:16.360 --> 0:45:17.400 before the podcast. 0:45:18.320 --> 0:45:21.640 What I literally was like, I feel like so normal normally, 0:45:21.680 --> 0:45:25.880 I feel like fucking shit, Can I please of my balls? 0:45:26.120 --> 0:45:29.719 No, but like you're giving me a little peak show 0:45:30.040 --> 0:45:31.920 through sports and I can see your bowl to. 0:45:31.920 --> 0:45:36.799 Now, I can't, can I see? Can I see Kai? 0:45:36.840 --> 0:45:43.279 I'm not gonna clean your feet. I don't want to 0:45:43.320 --> 0:45:43.560 see you. 0:45:44.400 --> 0:45:46.920 I don't think I saw anybody having anything to say 0:45:46.960 --> 0:45:50.320 about me saying my feet getting warm literally makes me horny, 0:45:50.480 --> 0:45:52.279 Like no one had anything to say about that. I 0:45:52.320 --> 0:45:54.239 didn't see a single comment about that, and it was 0:45:54.320 --> 0:45:57.799 just grazed over, which is good because that means that 0:45:57.880 --> 0:46:00.200 we have like older people watching us now who were 0:46:00.239 --> 0:46:01.080 like around our age. 0:46:01.360 --> 0:46:03.799 So you understand, because I can't stand when I see like. 0:46:03.800 --> 0:46:06.359 A person talk about like, oh my god, they say 0:46:06.400 --> 0:46:08.200 they want to like suck my toes that's so weird. 0:46:08.239 --> 0:46:09.879 I'm like, there's nothing weird about that. 0:46:12.480 --> 0:46:17.000 Just I am, Oh my god, just airing out your fetish. 0:46:17.080 --> 0:46:18.839 I find every part of the body of someone i'm 0:46:18.840 --> 0:46:20.560 attracted to awesome. 0:46:21.280 --> 0:46:23.200 Just I was working on his laptop with like his 0:46:23.360 --> 0:46:26.799 pants down, so his ass was like hanging out. Well 0:46:26.840 --> 0:46:28.719 he just he just put it away. 0:46:29.440 --> 0:46:33.279 Pull that dick out, pull that dick out, pull that 0:46:33.320 --> 0:46:36.919 dick out, pull that dick out. Dick pull that dick out, 0:46:37.320 --> 0:46:40.840 pull that dick out. Oh he's doing it, pull that 0:46:40.880 --> 0:46:41.279 dick out. 0:46:43.680 --> 0:46:45.960 I will never Oh my god. 0:46:45.920 --> 0:46:51.359 I will never ever be here again. I will never 0:46:51.520 --> 0:46:55.160 ever put up with this again. Being all the time 0:46:55.719 --> 0:46:57.840 sexualized by all of you. 0:46:58.160 --> 0:47:01.919 That's literally me. Although comments like talk about it so much, 0:47:02.000 --> 0:47:05.040 they're like, damn, Drew like has juice silently handles all 0:47:05.040 --> 0:47:09.439 of his traumas, and it's from you two. Y'all are bitch. 0:47:10.400 --> 0:47:13.000 No, we don't. Yeah, we're so nice to you. 0:47:17.520 --> 0:47:22.600 Yeah, I know why'd you take it? And I'll throw 0:47:22.640 --> 0:47:26.000 away never. Oh it is Drew putting on a show 0:47:26.080 --> 0:47:26.719 like he's. 0:47:26.520 --> 0:47:28.680 Like, okay, yeah, he's pretending. 0:47:29.320 --> 0:47:30.320 What do you have to say? 0:47:31.840 --> 0:47:34.359 Oh my god, dude, chill out. 0:47:35.760 --> 0:47:41.640 Just beare fucking hairy ass cheeks are out. 0:47:41.880 --> 0:47:44.560 Sorry my pads are writing a little notes. 0:47:49.440 --> 0:47:50.640 Together, like too. 0:47:50.480 --> 0:47:52.480 Long, because now we're getting to the point where we 0:47:52.520 --> 0:47:57.360 think like showing our cracks to each other, like the 0:47:57.440 --> 0:47:58.120 boys do that? 0:47:58.160 --> 0:48:00.719 Have you been doing that for a like opened the 0:48:00.760 --> 0:48:02.959 door and pull down my pants and run off the stair. 0:48:03.440 --> 0:48:10.200 Literally yesterday when I came, when you came? Did you 0:48:10.280 --> 0:48:11.280 just get here yesterday? 0:48:11.800 --> 0:48:12.080 Never? 0:48:12.760 --> 0:48:17.319 No, he's been never I was, I don't know, just 0:48:17.680 --> 0:48:22.760 has been like the second week of a podcast episode. 0:48:22.800 --> 0:48:25.680 He's just casulatd Vien here for two weeks. 0:48:26.560 --> 0:48:28.879 It's awesome. It feels like we're like fucking twenty agin. 0:48:28.920 --> 0:48:32.960 I know, it feels like we're roommates. Wait, guys, and 0:48:33.000 --> 0:48:34.880 they were roommates. 0:48:36.280 --> 0:48:39.040 Ah. 0:48:39.719 --> 0:48:43.120 Never, I was thinking that it does feel like thirteen 0:48:43.120 --> 0:48:43.520 oh four. 0:48:44.640 --> 0:48:49.319 You might as well have not existed back then. You 0:48:49.440 --> 0:48:51.680 might well have like not like been on the planet 0:48:51.719 --> 0:48:53.080 like you were giving. 0:48:55.200 --> 0:49:00.920 It's the way we all wait, wait can you? Thirteen 0:49:00.920 --> 0:49:02.399 o four was a very special time. 0:49:02.760 --> 0:49:04.720 It was literally the best time. I remember. 0:49:04.800 --> 0:49:06.960 Josh used to always be like, oh, the salad days, 0:49:07.000 --> 0:49:10.160 the salad days, And now I'm like, yeah, so true. 0:49:10.280 --> 0:49:15.520 The days oh days. 0:49:15.840 --> 0:49:19.680 Oh damn, only ten minutes. We talked about it. 0:49:20.360 --> 0:49:25.680 Only every time we're filming, Kai will like say a 0:49:25.760 --> 0:49:27.520 random number to us because we'll get to a point 0:49:27.560 --> 0:49:28.120 where we're. 0:49:27.960 --> 0:49:32.280 Like, well, damn, what else do I say right now? 0:49:32.800 --> 0:49:34.520 And then Kyle will be like, yeah, y'all have been 0:49:34.520 --> 0:49:37.120 going for like seven minutes and. 0:49:38.640 --> 0:49:39.120 Four minutes. 0:49:39.200 --> 0:49:42.360 Yeah, Like sometimes I believe it, and then sometimes I 0:49:42.400 --> 0:49:46.240 don't because then I remember Joe Kai is like a liar. 0:49:46.320 --> 0:49:47.920 Liar, I'm a liar. 0:49:48.600 --> 0:49:50.279 Why'd you say it with that face you have? 0:49:50.400 --> 0:49:52.919 Like, oh fucking and you don't do that. I didn't 0:49:52.960 --> 0:49:55.439 do ship, motherfucker literally hurt so bad. 0:49:55.560 --> 0:49:58.359 I didn't do anything you wish. I would tell you 0:49:58.400 --> 0:50:01.320 missed my touch? A minute, say you missed my touch? 0:50:03.360 --> 0:50:06.439 Did you with say you miss my touch? 0:50:06.520 --> 0:50:09.040 Drew? You see this? 0:50:09.800 --> 0:50:12.000 Maybe that's true? 0:50:15.600 --> 0:50:17.880 Holy Ship, that's scary. 0:50:18.800 --> 0:50:22.000 I like those things in like you want that pop 0:50:22.120 --> 0:50:29.400 up and then going downstly, Oh my god. 0:50:30.400 --> 0:50:30.480 Just. 0:50:33.400 --> 0:50:37.520 Su that was like a. 0:50:38.640 --> 0:50:39.480 Wait can you see me? 0:50:40.239 --> 0:50:40.439 Yeah? 0:50:40.800 --> 0:50:42.640 Yes, the whole thing. 0:50:43.520 --> 0:50:48.040 Wait one time, one time when I was in a 0:50:48.080 --> 0:50:50.320 haunted house when I was like four. 0:50:50.320 --> 0:50:53.600 Okay, but like you're lying now because you weren't fourteen ever, 0:50:54.480 --> 0:50:56.040 like you were never fourteen or fifteen. 0:50:58.200 --> 0:51:00.680 I hit one of the employees in the face because 0:51:00.680 --> 0:51:02.960 it freaked me out, and I swung and hit them 0:51:02.960 --> 0:51:06.080 in the face, and the mask they were wearing like 0:51:06.160 --> 0:51:08.360 turns because it was like a big head and it turns. 0:51:08.920 --> 0:51:11.920 And then I got yelled at are you taking photos 0:51:11.960 --> 0:51:15.799 of me? Why are you taking photos of me? Back 0:51:15.840 --> 0:51:19.360 there on my phone? 0:51:20.040 --> 0:51:22.640 Okay, well should we get into media, dude? I wish 0:51:22.640 --> 0:51:23.680 I had like good media. 0:51:23.760 --> 0:51:25.920 I haven't seen a movie since I started playing Fortnite. 0:51:26.040 --> 0:51:30.480 I have a good dat media. I saw Noe. 0:51:30.920 --> 0:51:33.680 Oh wait, all my friends when I was like, oh 0:51:33.719 --> 0:51:35.640 my god, I want to see Nope really bad. All 0:51:35.680 --> 0:51:37.520 my friends on the one day I worked all day 0:51:37.560 --> 0:51:38.760 went to go see it without. 0:51:38.600 --> 0:51:40.640 Me, and it was so much sweeter. 0:51:41.920 --> 0:51:44.520 The good news is someone in there had COVID and 0:51:44.600 --> 0:51:47.000 they're gonna have it, but like not with symptoms, but 0:51:47.200 --> 0:51:48.560 they're all gonna see their families. 0:51:48.640 --> 0:51:52.759 Someone monkey parks, Yeah it was me, bitch, and now 0:51:52.800 --> 0:51:57.440 you have it. But no, I saw Nope and it 0:51:57.640 --> 0:51:59.800 was literally a masterpiece. 0:52:00.080 --> 0:52:00.560 Ah. 0:52:01.120 --> 0:52:05.399 I wouldn't say masterpiece, I'd say like it was a 0:52:05.480 --> 0:52:09.799 really really amazing take on that style of movie. I 0:52:09.800 --> 0:52:11.799 don't want to say what happened in it if you 0:52:11.840 --> 0:52:14.040 don't know, because you should go see it without like 0:52:14.840 --> 0:52:18.040 knowing what's going on and going to a completely blind 0:52:18.400 --> 0:52:22.400 but like, yeah, I've never seen some of these takes made, 0:52:22.400 --> 0:52:26.240 and I've it was really awesome, and like the modeling 0:52:26.520 --> 0:52:36.080 of certain things was really fucking cool. And fuck, whoa, whoa, 0:52:36.719 --> 0:52:40.719 and no, you're gonna stay back there and you know 0:52:40.760 --> 0:52:43.600 then your lesson, you're gonna stay back there for ten minutes. 0:52:45.680 --> 0:52:52.560 Oh look at this, Yeah you got it. But yeah, nope, 0:52:52.640 --> 0:52:57.799 was literally so great, like so fun, so great. I 0:52:57.800 --> 0:53:02.120 don't have anything else to say. And the second episode 0:53:02.120 --> 0:53:07.560 of the rehearsal is the best comedy episode of comedy, 0:53:07.560 --> 0:53:09.360 the best episode of comedy I've ever seen in my 0:53:09.520 --> 0:53:13.120 entire life on television. Simply, yeah, it's unreal. 0:53:13.160 --> 0:53:18.359 It's fucked up. My media of the Sleigh. 0:53:19.840 --> 0:53:27.719 Is any song by Don Omar because it reminds me 0:53:27.760 --> 0:53:30.160 of being like seven and getting my head busted open 0:53:30.680 --> 0:53:35.160 in a bounce house, Nasty by Ariana Grande and Helmet 0:53:35.160 --> 0:53:40.400 by Steve Lacy. Josiah says Nasty is a part of 0:53:40.400 --> 0:53:41.440 his media as well. 0:53:42.000 --> 0:53:47.680 Julius by Lady Gaga, Yeah, Wichita Lineman by Glenn Campbell, 0:53:48.120 --> 0:53:56.880 and then Pondi Floor by Major Lazer A, and then 0:53:56.920 --> 0:54:03.200 we get the voo boo sways uh World Cup vibes. 0:54:06.000 --> 0:54:08.759 Oh that's for Jeru. But I found him up there 0:54:08.760 --> 0:54:09.480 and he hangled. 0:54:09.520 --> 0:54:12.759 He like puts my b hole right there and it 0:54:12.840 --> 0:54:14.120 just goes like right. 0:54:14.080 --> 0:54:16.279 In yeah, and then a little doll. 0:54:16.400 --> 0:54:19.640 It hurts, but it presses against my prostate in a 0:54:19.920 --> 0:54:30.000 very clear way. How all right, bye bye, all right, 0:54:30.040 --> 0:54:31.680 let's leave him back there, Let's. 0:54:31.440 --> 0:54:39.319 Go, Yeah, Ki, please, can you hear me? 0:54:40.239 --> 0:54:43.080 Do not? But he seems like, can you tell let 0:54:43.160 --> 0:54:43.480 me out? 0:54:44.000 --> 0:54:44.600 Can you hear me? 0:54:45.440 --> 0:54:47.799 I can hear you, but I'm not supposed to help 0:54:47.840 --> 0:54:48.640 you for some reason. 0:55:01.520 --> 0:55:02.600 Hm hm m. 0:55:04.120 --> 0:55:10.480 M m. 0:55:20.640 --> 0:55:20.960 Soup. 0:55:24.640 --> 0:55:29.480 So that up please, I just want to go. I'll 0:55:29.480 --> 0:55:29.799 cover it. 0:55:29.800 --> 0:55:38.960 No, I'll cover the Can you do it? Do it? 0:55:39.120 --> 0:55:42.120 Wow? Ah? 0:55:43.640 --> 0:56:20.440 Why sh