Speaker 1: Okay, audio is rolling.
Speaker 2: Hey you said that, and then you like pressed in
Speaker 2: your earbuds.
Speaker 3: And I know, the wax fucking smushed and like stuffed
Speaker 3: for a second.
Speaker 2: Then pop back out.
Speaker 1: I have clean ears.
Speaker 3: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Josie is blocking
Speaker 3: my good life. But that's okay because it doesn't.
Speaker 2: Matter because I look good regardless. You literally are.
Speaker 4: You have a gun in your hand. He literally has
Speaker 4: a gun in his hand, and it's like, actually, oh
Speaker 4: you're lucky.
Speaker 2: That was that easy for you. Okay, Well, this episode,
Speaker 2: I have something to admit right.
Speaker 4: Off the bat.
Speaker 3: The one thing about me that's not hygienic, as hygienic
Speaker 3: as a person as I am.
Speaker 2: A lot of you freaks I know has noticed that
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: Have all my earrings in my ear because you're a
Speaker 3: freaking you probably look at my ears and you want
Speaker 3: to literally stick your finger.
Speaker 4: I do have an ear kink, but.
Speaker 3: I don't take out my earrings nearly enough and wash them,
Speaker 3: so my ear lobes do be smolling like pussy co box.
Speaker 4: You know, I didn't see the ear rings in one
Speaker 4: of my shotglasses in the kit's.
Speaker 2: Ear and no I didn't put it a shot glass.
Speaker 4: It was a plastic yeah, And I saw like the
Speaker 4: water had gotten cloudy from it being because.
Speaker 2: I put like alcohol.
Speaker 4: It's funny that you had a hygiene note, because somewhere
Speaker 4: in here, I think I have a hygiene note.
Speaker 2: That's the one thing about me.
Speaker 3: Okay, y'all need to stop interacting because we're literally trying
Speaker 3: to like do our service to the people, and obviously
Speaker 3: you don't find that like a respectable thing, and you
Speaker 3: think it's funny to interrupt us when this I'm.
Speaker 2: Saving lives right now. What are you doing? You're fiddling
Speaker 2: your fucking thumbs and playing with your ball.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of people where.
Speaker 2: You can't put that in fry. Motherfucker, you have to
Speaker 2: blur of that.
Speaker 1: Thanks Trisarah, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Work now you got to give him a different kind
Speaker 2: of load to eat.
Speaker 4: So I literally just woke up. I'm like read booting.
Speaker 4: I ate KFC Hot Chicken, Nashville Hot Chicken, and it
Speaker 4: actually like it didn't make me feel like shit, but
Speaker 4: it gave me narcolepsy and I had to literally just
Speaker 4: go and.
Speaker 3: Fall literally when I saw you eating hours like you
Speaker 3: know you're not supposed to be doing.
Speaker 2: You literally can't have a meal before we work. It's
Speaker 2: like unrich.
Speaker 4: But I had to today because we started late because
Speaker 4: I had a workout session that I slept in for.
Speaker 2: You look beautiful today, by the way, really, what about me?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 4: You look gorgeous to.
Speaker 2: Okay, it was slow, but I'll take it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you look gorgeous too. But I mean in those
Speaker 4: pictures that Zamar took from Mason's brand, I looked really good.
Speaker 2: You did look sexy in them.
Speaker 4: I was like, damn, eat my fucking broken hair at
Speaker 4: the top though I hate.
Speaker 3: It so much, it's because of the caps too, So
Speaker 3: you just got to get a hair cut and stop
Speaker 3: wearing your hats because it's the hats making the break it.
Speaker 4: I think what it also is is when I wash
Speaker 4: my hair it's vine or when I dry my hair
Speaker 4: it's like violent, like I'm concussing myself, Like.
Speaker 3: You gotta get a There's a microfiber towel specifically also
Speaker 3: for curly hair, and I used to use one, but
Speaker 3: I like refuse.
Speaker 2: To let my hair dry. I blow drop my hair now.
Speaker 2: I tried to do it today because I was like,
Speaker 2: your hair stay in the car and I was like,
Speaker 2: you know what.
Speaker 4: I should let my inspired by my hair.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was like, I should let my curly
Speaker 3: hair live. And then like I saw like.
Speaker 2: The especially because these since these are so short, they
Speaker 2: were like doing the thing where they curl up a lot.
Speaker 2: And I was like.
Speaker 4: It was it was giving every girl that saw those
Speaker 4: photos of me, We're like, damn, Like he has like
Speaker 4: really luscious hair and I.
Speaker 2: Want to pull it off his fucking head and beat.
Speaker 4: Him into the ground and I want to steal his hair.
Speaker 3: Y'all need to stop playing because it's pissing me off.
Speaker 5: I can't get that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we don't pay attention to ki and now
Speaker 2: you're making us do it and it's like a lot.
Speaker 4: But you were talking about hygiene and I did write
Speaker 4: something down. I wrote a thought down that I had
Speaker 4: and I was like, Okay, of all the things that
Speaker 4: I choose not to spend money on, like I am
Speaker 4: very a very frugal person, I do not spend my money.
Speaker 4: I literally hoard my wealth. One thing that I've spent
Speaker 4: or two things that I spend money on is stuff
Speaker 4: that smells good, so like diffusers, candles, and also really
Speaker 4: expensive hygiene products like shit that like I literally don't
Speaker 4: need to be buying because it's way out of my budget.
Speaker 4: Literally that Kanye tweet that's like I spend three thousand
Speaker 4: dollars on candles a month or three hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 4: on candles a month. Can someone please like teach me
Speaker 4: how to budget better? Literally? I do that with like shampoo, conditioner, toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash,
Speaker 4: like all those hygiene products. And yes, I do wash
Speaker 4: my body and I washed my hair and I brushed my.
Speaker 2: Do you wash your hair a lot? I was thinking
Speaker 2: of that today.
Speaker 1: At the gym.
Speaker 4: No, I washed my hair after the gym, but I don't.
Speaker 2: I washed my hair at.
Speaker 3: The gym, and I was like, how does you use
Speaker 3: the shampoo conditioner? Because it was probably some of the
Speaker 3: worst like hair products I've used a lot.
Speaker 4: I just use a shampoo I don't use. In this year,
Speaker 4: I used the conditioner twice and I was like, dude,
Speaker 4: this shit, it's like really weird. It's like super liquidy.
Speaker 4: And I also thought about it, and I was like,
Speaker 4: if I was a demon, I would put nair or
Speaker 4: LSD or come inside of the public shampoo conditioner and
Speaker 4: body washes and ruin people's lives. But I'm not a freak,
Speaker 4: but I did have that thought. I was like, there
Speaker 4: is a freak that has thought about doing that before
Speaker 4: and probably has.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm sure there's somebody who is a king
Speaker 3: for like the idea of that, and like has done it.
Speaker 3: Which you're going to hell and you're gonna burn for
Speaker 3: all of eternity and there's no coming back from that.
Speaker 3: But like, let's be clear, my ears like don't smell
Speaker 3: in the way that if you like the odor.
Speaker 2: Sucking on my neck, you're not gonna smell the fort
Speaker 2: box radio.
Speaker 3: But when I like touched my ears, when I have
Speaker 3: all my earrings in and I give it a whiff,
Speaker 3: it do be smelling like undertoe. Oh And that's my admission,
Speaker 3: not the not the main hole, just my tiny holes.
Speaker 4: But I mean when I'm around you in your presence,
Speaker 4: sometimes I do get a whiff of like this mentality.
Speaker 3: That actually might be your stinky fucking hair like getting
Speaker 3: in your face.
Speaker 4: No, dude, Oh my god, we ate that ice cream
Speaker 4: from McDonald's last night and I was so exhausted and
Speaker 4: I was like, dude, I need to go to bed.
Speaker 4: I need to go bed, So I just brushed my
Speaker 4: teeth and that was it. And when I was laying
Speaker 4: in bed, I was like just getting this smell and
Speaker 4: I was like, what is that smell? And I had
Speaker 4: ice cream in my mustache? And you know what I did.
Speaker 4: I didn't wake up and go and wash my mustache.
Speaker 4: I just went to bed.
Speaker 2: No, that kind of stuff freaks me out.
Speaker 3: Last night, I really had to pee, and but I
Speaker 3: fell asleep holding of zul very cutely, and I didn't want.
Speaker 2: To get up. But then I fell asleep for like
Speaker 2: tye minutes and I woke up because I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna piss everywhere. But that's why I need diapers.
Speaker 2: I just want to start sleeping in diapers so I
Speaker 2: could piss myself.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for the first time in my entire life, in
Speaker 4: my entire life, I had to wake up two times
Speaker 4: to go pee in the middle of the night. And
Speaker 4: it wasn't last night. It was the night before the barbecue.
Speaker 4: And I have literally no idea why that happened, because
Speaker 4: I normally just wake up in the morning and just
Speaker 4: like literally like like piss. The most piss I've ever
Speaker 4: exacorated from my body. You've heard my morning piss, Like
Speaker 4: that shit is loud and thick, like girthy piss.
Speaker 2: My morning piss is viscous. There's like a lemonade stirrup.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like caramel.
Speaker 2: But what was I gonna say?
Speaker 3: Oh, when I sleep with other people, that's I feel
Speaker 3: like I'm more prone to waking up in the middle
Speaker 3: of night and going pee. And when I sleep alone,
Speaker 3: I never wake up to go.
Speaker 4: It's that anxiety about pissing yourself with other people in
Speaker 4: your bed.
Speaker 3: Like, but I think I've said before I have pissed
Speaker 3: myself a little bit when I was in bed next
Speaker 3: to someone before.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Like I like literally I and it wasn't
Speaker 2: even a laugh or anything.
Speaker 3: I just woke up in the middle of the night
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god, I literally pissed myself.
Speaker 4: Wait, isn't that hilarious? How Like there's these little embarrassing
Speaker 4: things that like every human does that, Like all of
Speaker 4: us like to ignore that. We we act like we
Speaker 4: all don't do them, but we all do them in private.
Speaker 4: Like everybody has pissed their pants like or pissed the
Speaker 4: bed like, but no one talks about it. And there's
Speaker 4: like these little things that like people, everyone does but
Speaker 4: no one talks about. And there's another one that popped
Speaker 4: in my head the other day there I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: like everyone does that, but we all don't talk about.
Speaker 3: I am saying this with the utmost privilege because I
Speaker 3: genuinely do think it's like a blessing in my life.
Speaker 3: But so many times I have micro pissed myself from
Speaker 3: laughing so hard.
Speaker 2: But like I always like say, I'm like, dude, I'm
Speaker 2: literally like pissing myself. I need to get up and go.
Speaker 3: Like when I'm at a table with my friends, John
Speaker 3: Mulaney had a really I think I've literally said exactly this,
Speaker 3: but I was listening to the podcast.
Speaker 2: He was, if you don't see if I'm gonna smack the fuck.
Speaker 4: Out of calling all the last streatment in twenty twenty two?
Speaker 2: Should I do it? Should I do it too?
Speaker 3: Because like I don't know if a gay person doing it,
Speaker 3: like it's the like, yir oh.
Speaker 1: Okay, now we have to take a break. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be like a thirty minute thing.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, don't put yourself in a position to
Speaker 2: like have the truth told to you.
Speaker 3: Literally look at your shirt, Like, how are you gonna
Speaker 3: do that with that shirt on your head?
Speaker 2: Is kind of cut out.
Speaker 4: I know the entire episode, but you just don't take
Speaker 4: me into account.
Speaker 2: But you were sleeping.
Speaker 4: I was passed away, and you know it's crazy? Is
Speaker 4: I sleep fully clothed now? Like I'm back on my bullshit.
Speaker 4: I like go to bed like in a full outfit,
Speaker 4: and then I rise and I'm good, and I sleep
Speaker 4: with the lights on. I will fall asleep with the lights.
Speaker 5: Hate it.
Speaker 3: It drives me crazy because then I'll go in to
Speaker 3: turn it off and he's like no, I'm like, why
Speaker 3: don't you.
Speaker 2: Let me turn them off?
Speaker 3: You fucking freak light On the opposite tip, I stopped
Speaker 3: sleeping naked because one time my friend sent me this.
Speaker 4: Is gonna come.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't give a fuck, but if the earth
Speaker 2: is shattering, Like I don't get a fuck that I'm naked,
Speaker 2: but like, who's gonna look at me?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: No, because like if if the earthquake comes and you're
Speaker 4: fully naked and you have to like run outside and
Speaker 4: you're like ass naked and you have to like cover up,
Speaker 4: like or like the house collapses on top of you,
Speaker 4: and like they're digging through the rubble and you're already
Speaker 4: embarrassed to be inside the rubble, and then they find
Speaker 4: you in your ass snakes, they're gonna be like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, this.
Speaker 2: Girl is so hot.
Speaker 3: So I'll give like the workers a little boner, would sweet,
Speaker 3: like they need that, the rescue team needs a little
Speaker 3: alleviation from like the terror that is the apocalypse to
Speaker 3: my tits, so that you could get a little.
Speaker 2: Pundge going, what but what the.
Speaker 4: Fuck was I saying, motherfucker earthquake?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: I stopped sleeping naked because someone sent me a TikTok
Speaker 2: that was.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, when you fart in your sleep when you're naked,
Speaker 3: you just be living little poop particles in your fucking
Speaker 3: sheets and then you cover your fucking bed and poop particles.
Speaker 2: And then it was like a joke, but I took
Speaker 2: it really serious because you know, like me, I'm a freak,
Speaker 2: and I'm like.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't take my clean bed dirty,
Speaker 3: but I'd be fucking on my bed like what like
Speaker 3: poop particles, Like, bitch, they're sweat and square all over
Speaker 3: that thing. Like unless I wash it, like it's whatever,
Speaker 3: it's bound to get party Yeah.
Speaker 4: We had that conversation the other day, like I'm okay
Speaker 4: with people having sex in my bed because like a
Speaker 4: little sex.
Speaker 3: We were talking about would you rather someone like pee
Speaker 3: in your bed?
Speaker 4: No it wasn't it was in your bed or like,
Speaker 4: and I was like sex.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Rather, I'd rather you get a little calm on
Speaker 3: my sheets and piss in my mattress.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like it stays the sheets.
Speaker 3: Like I can wash it if you score on my sheets,
Speaker 3: it's like unless you like.
Speaker 4: And it also smells fucking good, and like you get
Speaker 4: to just leave it in there and lay in it.
Speaker 2: And it gets a little crispy.
Speaker 3: So when I'm falling asleep and I like can't fall asleep,
Speaker 3: I can start like picking at it with my nails.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I have something that I'll play with, Yeah,
Speaker 4: like peeling it off like Elmer's glue, like off your skin.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, you do that, shets.
Speaker 3: But I'm back to sleeping naked because then I saw
Speaker 3: another TikTok that I was a gynocologist talking about how
Speaker 3: important it is to let your fucking cootie rama breathe,
Speaker 3: and I was like, dude, yeah, that's literally why I
Speaker 3: used to sleep naked all the time is because my
Speaker 3: cootie to breathe, So I'm back on that tip.
Speaker 2: And then I used to like I go on and
Speaker 2: off because someone tells.
Speaker 3: Me something that gives me like intense anxiety and then
Speaker 3: I can't not think about it because I used to
Speaker 3: originally sleep naked, but then my mom was like, what
Speaker 3: if someone breaks in or like a fire happens, you
Speaker 3: have to run out of the house and you're naked.
Speaker 3: But now I'm at the point where I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 3: I'll throw on my skins robe and I'll like keep
Speaker 3: it pushing, like what.
Speaker 2: Like I.
Speaker 4: Like zoned out because I was like you and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, I'm doing really good with eye contact
Speaker 4: right now, And then I thought that my fucking personal
Speaker 4: trainer literally yesterday was like, you're really fucking bad at
Speaker 4: looking me in your eye in the eyes, but your
Speaker 4: friend is really good at it. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: my fucking god, that's so humilia and he was like
Speaker 4: it just feels like like I like study like body language,
Speaker 4: and like when people don't look me in the eyes,
Speaker 4: it means that like you don't respect like the person
Speaker 4: that's talking to you. And I was like, I swear
Speaker 4: to God, it's not that I just like suck at
Speaker 4: eye contact.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's interpreted.
Speaker 2: I can't make eye contact with people I really want
Speaker 2: to have sex with.
Speaker 4: That's why you have trouble looking at me.
Speaker 2: That is not the case.
Speaker 4: That's the only way I know I can have sex
Speaker 4: with someone is if I can maybe you can eye
Speaker 4: contact with you.
Speaker 3: No, if it's somebody i'm at talking to, that like
Speaker 3: makes me nervous, so I don't look at them.
Speaker 2: But I don't think that I'm like.
Speaker 3: That good at eye contact. But maybe I am. I
Speaker 3: think I am like kind of really good at it.
Speaker 3: So we're speaking to someone new at at that barbecue,
Speaker 3: and I was like staring her in the eyes while
Speaker 3: I was talking to her, and I had to like
Speaker 3: tell myself to not stare so deeply in her eyes.
Speaker 3: But sometimes, like my eye contact isn't true eye contact.
Speaker 3: It's literally me disassociating looking through you.
Speaker 2: But my eyes just so happen to be landing on
Speaker 2: your face.
Speaker 1: You're good at making it, Like I notice pretty soon
Speaker 1: into knowing you that you're very good at making everyone
Speaker 1: in the room feel like you're talking to them, which
Speaker 1: not many people do. Honestly, it's usually like I I
Speaker 1: don't think we've ever made eye contact.
Speaker 3: I think it's literally because I'm insecure about the idea
Speaker 3: of somebody feeling left out. Like I hate when I'm
Speaker 3: in a conversation with people and like the quiet person
Speaker 3: feels left out because I don't know.
Speaker 2: That makes me really sad. It's like I don't like
Speaker 2: the nice girl I put it.
Speaker 3: You know in high school when there were those fucking
Speaker 3: freak ass motherfuckers who like wouldn't eat but would sit
Speaker 3: with you while you and your friends are eating, and
Speaker 3: like you would offer them something to eat and they're
Speaker 3: like no, I'm like, actually not hungry.
Speaker 2: I'm like, bitch, well shit, damn, damn, damn.
Speaker 1: I feel like nobody does that.
Speaker 5: Damn.
Speaker 1: Especially in LA. I feel like people will zone in
Speaker 1: on like one person or two people max. But it's
Speaker 1: very rare to have someone like include everyone proactively in
Speaker 1: a conversation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll heard it here, You'll heard it here first.
Speaker 4: I mean, look, you have two hundred thousand people on
Speaker 4: the hook.
Speaker 3: I'm literally like, my diva cup is like pressing up
Speaker 3: against my colon right now.
Speaker 4: Does it kind of feel good?
Speaker 2: No? It like hurts.
Speaker 4: You need me to get in there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need you to get in there.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well I was thinking Joe Biden's sc me the
Speaker 4: same way Michael Jackson scares me. Does that make sense?
Speaker 3: Joe Biden, I'm not kidding, is like not real, like
Speaker 3: and I like, that's that's my todmit like, I'm not.
Speaker 4: Kidd Has anyone ever actually seen Joe Biden in person?
Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo, we got to talk about.
Speaker 4: That was not real. That was a psychological operation. I
Speaker 4: don't think anybody watching this has seen Joe Biden in person.
Speaker 4: There's no way.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, because you bitches are seeing the president.
Speaker 1: He's like in a live Madam twisodes.
Speaker 4: Yes, he's full of saw.
Speaker 2: We need to talk about it. They turned those bitches
Speaker 2: out quick.
Speaker 3: Now How they got bad Bunny, Billie Eilish, and Anita
Speaker 3: all in the same month. They used to take them
Speaker 3: like eight years to.
Speaker 4: John Travolta got his after twenty five years.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now they turned them out like fucking like pancakes.
Speaker 1: Them or something.
Speaker 4: Literally, you you saw that, Yeah? Yeah, like John Travolta
Speaker 4: is his wax.
Speaker 2: Figures make them so fast.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: Oh, also, I need to get a grip because like
Speaker 3: I I'm literally so embarrassed. I find everything so fucking embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Like Sky joking when she said everything is embarrassing, Like, no,
Speaker 3: that is so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Everything is embarrassing.
Speaker 4: Like I don't so hard to explain that to my
Speaker 4: personal trainer after he called me a freak for not
Speaker 4: mean contact, I was like, no, like you don't understand,
Speaker 4: like working out is humiliating. I can't do it.
Speaker 3: No, That's what I just said to the trainer I
Speaker 3: was working with that one time. I was like, this
Speaker 3: is embarrassing. I'm like, it is so humiliating that humans
Speaker 3: have gotten to the point that we are replicating labor
Speaker 3: so that we can like be in shape because we
Speaker 3: don't have to Like physical labors would be like picking
Speaker 3: up bricks and stacks.
Speaker 4: And carrying three hundred But no, now I'm.
Speaker 3: In the gym like with a three pound weight, like
Speaker 3: huffing and puffing because I'm on my back, and I'm
Speaker 3: like like that is so embarrassing.
Speaker 4: Well, your only job is a woman is to carry
Speaker 4: your child.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true?
Speaker 3: And then I like push myself too hard at the
Speaker 3: gym because I'm like trying to prove a point and
Speaker 3: it's like I was watching now I'm embarrassing myself because
Speaker 3: I'm trying so hard.
Speaker 2: Literally, like that trainer put like a forty.
Speaker 3: Pound like weight on my hips and I was sitting
Speaker 3: there doing weight thrust with like it was like the
Speaker 3: bar was forty and each thing was five. So I
Speaker 3: was doing it with like a fifty pound thing and
Speaker 3: like it was literally excruciating, and I still went.
Speaker 2: Through and did it because I was too embarrassed to say.
Speaker 1: Like, and I hurt my workout in particular. It is
Speaker 1: extremelyma idea.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 3: I know that when I was doing pilates today, it
Speaker 3: was like pulsing, like my hips up and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm literally fucking something right now. Like I'm literally like
Speaker 3: I am practicing my stamina so I can like thrust
Speaker 3: into drew later.
Speaker 4: It's easy. Yeah, it's easy. But yeah that there's like
Speaker 4: a machine that replicates that movement where there's a belt
Speaker 4: around you. And like the third the third one I
Speaker 4: did that I had to do that.
Speaker 2: You are too embarrassed. You are too embarrassed the first
Speaker 2: time you like kidd.
Speaker 6: And you go and he goes so like he doesn't
Speaker 6: like so and he like froze. It's so nad.
Speaker 2: You want to come bounce on this lap girl.
Speaker 4: He wants to be in this episode. You're not getting it.
Speaker 4: You're not getting an episode.
Speaker 2: Baby, Come to daddy, Baby, come on, come on, baby.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey you Oh my god, hey.
Speaker 2: You're really good at it.
Speaker 7: Oh, oh my god, but you always my god, he
Speaker 7: only do this.
Speaker 4: Oh it like helps.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, oh my god, oh oh, oh my god,
Speaker 7: oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 4: If you touch me again.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna figure that butt.
Speaker 7: Girl.
Speaker 3: I just stopped talking like that because at the gym,
Speaker 3: Drew got on the StairMaster and his ass was right
Speaker 3: to my face and out, I'm a figure of that butt.
Speaker 4: And there was like this sixty eight year old man
Speaker 4: sweating his ass off on his soul cycle bicycle that
Speaker 4: looked over and broke neck. What are you doing?
Speaker 1: I was trying to get photos of Oh my god.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 6: When I was looking over at you, I wanted to like,
Speaker 6: I was like trying to take pictures and stuff, but
Speaker 6: your trainer was there and we hadn't.
Speaker 4: Met you, and I was like, he's gonna weird.
Speaker 3: Did the guy I've had a session with I still
Speaker 3: haven't made eye contact with and I want so badly
Speaker 3: to just break the tension.
Speaker 2: Uh, the gym gives you a fucking.
Speaker 3: Free like training session with a train, and I did it,
Speaker 3: and I just like did it because I got a
Speaker 3: free session. But I don't want a trainer, Like I
Speaker 3: just want to do classes in my little workout and
Speaker 3: like have fun and be a girl.
Speaker 2: But I just basically ghosted my trainer.
Speaker 3: And now it's like this insanely awkward thing of like
Speaker 3: not making eye contact with this human and I want
Speaker 3: so bad that to just be like, hey, by the way,
Speaker 3: just to make it clear, like I just didn't want
Speaker 3: to do I don't want.
Speaker 4: To be so uncomfortable for me because he knows we're
Speaker 4: like friends, and so I still haven't made that.
Speaker 3: I know, even when I was talking to your personal
Speaker 3: trainer because they know each other, I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is so awkward me.
Speaker 4: He asked me every fucking time, really, every time he's
Speaker 4: like does and You're like I want to work with him?
Speaker 4: Who is just her trainer? Like all this shit, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, she doesn't want a trainer. It's okay.
Speaker 3: I don't want to work it out with anybody. I
Speaker 3: want to work it out with myself.
Speaker 1: Was sticking the gun in his ass.
Speaker 3: Josie needs attention, like so bad that it's like irrational,
Speaker 3: like get a grip and get a therapist.
Speaker 2: Track.
Speaker 4: It's like we're working right, I know.
Speaker 2: You know she's not working hard enough.
Speaker 1: Just say says that he has a therapist.
Speaker 3: This is something I wrote when I was I wrote
Speaker 3: this at two fifty two am. I think I was driving.
Speaker 3: I don't know where I was driving at two fifty two.
Speaker 4: Am, sleep driving what?
Speaker 3: But it actually pisses me off because it is so
Speaker 3: accessible to make things now that anybody can make a song.
Speaker 3: This was like voice to text. I don't think it
Speaker 3: picked me up. It actually pisses me off. But then
Speaker 3: I get to thinking and I'm like, damn, I'm so
Speaker 3: full of myself because I think I know what good
Speaker 3: music is and what's not. And then I come back
Speaker 3: to reality and I realized that's the truth and half
Speaker 3: the bitches on the radio shouldn't be there because I
Speaker 3: listened to the radio and it scares me.
Speaker 4: Wow, Oh, I'll.
Speaker 2: Play the song that I heard on the road.
Speaker 3: It was actually fucking This is the song that made
Speaker 3: me have such a visceral.
Speaker 4: It's the craziest song I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 1: Legitimately, Yeah, I feel like an Ai made that.
Speaker 4: No, dude, that's what it feels like.
Speaker 3: It literally feels like now like it's just like everybody
Speaker 3: who I hear on the radio. What was also freaking
Speaker 3: me out was that was number twenty seven on the
Speaker 3: top thirty voted in by listeners to that station, and
Speaker 3: twenty nine was massive by Drake, And I'm like, you
Speaker 3: mean to tell me that in the city of.
Speaker 2: Los Angeles people voted that song up more than a
Speaker 2: Drake song, And that was freaking me out.
Speaker 1: When I see that, though, I'm like, who's listening to
Speaker 1: the radio at this point? Whoever's voting for like radio
Speaker 1: stuff probably has way more weight than they did in
Speaker 1: like the nineties, right, It's.
Speaker 4: Like for every one person that votes, two inner thousand
Speaker 4: voted literally in the nineties, and now it's like fifty
Speaker 4: eight people vote.
Speaker 1: There's like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It just scares me because I'm like, dude, because there
Speaker 2: is so much.
Speaker 3: Music and like I will like look up these people
Speaker 3: and they have like six hundred k monthly listeners and
Speaker 3: I'm like, who.
Speaker 2: Are these people.
Speaker 3: But then I get to think of and I'm like,
Speaker 3: there's so many people, and it's like the classic conversation
Speaker 3: that we were having one time. It's like about clothing,
Speaker 3: consumption and style, where I'm like, I find this one
Speaker 3: specific kind of style of clothing or like fashion or
Speaker 3: like music or movie unbearable and obnoxious. But really I
Speaker 3: am the lesser because that is like what is like
Speaker 3: mainly consumed by the general public, and in reality, I'm
Speaker 3: the freaking I'm full of myself and I'm crazy.
Speaker 2: This thing to most humans sounds.
Speaker 3: Good, but then that freaks me out too, because why
Speaker 3: did humans decide to like start banging on.
Speaker 2: Stuff and like making noise.
Speaker 4: It's so him cause vibrations control everything everything.
Speaker 2: Vibrations do be controlling me.
Speaker 4: Yes, Drake, one.
Speaker 2: Of my wingbots died, so I've been using the one.
Speaker 3: I don't like that much because I'm too like I
Speaker 3: just like in the daytime, I don't think to go
Speaker 3: charge it, and then I pick it up and it
Speaker 3: does the really sad like one like and then it
Speaker 3: like dies.
Speaker 4: My tooth thrush does that. I finger in myself with
Speaker 4: my tooth.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've been working on emergency or come merge. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to tell you guys before it's out.
Speaker 2: Wait, you're making merch. We already did merch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm making like another item if you are interested.
Speaker 2: It a vibrator.
Speaker 1: No, it's a flashlight for like Drew's mouth.
Speaker 4: Oh love my mouth? Yeah, how did you get the
Speaker 4: fucking mold?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: I like did this thing where I like scanned your
Speaker 1: face while you were sleeping and did a three D.
Speaker 4: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Was impressive? You know?
Speaker 1: Okay? I thought you guys you should go to.
Speaker 4: Kill yourself and you should go and kill yourself. Now
Speaker 4: can I get a pineapposequerrevo? And you should go and
Speaker 4: kill yourself now, got to get a Pina hoose cuervo.
Speaker 2: You're talking to a worker when she was saying that
Speaker 2: the Yeah, where was that? Like a Ralph's?
Speaker 4: I'd probably like a liquor store.
Speaker 3: Also the way you set me that and like I
Speaker 3: didn't watch it, And then some someone on my timeline
Speaker 3: was like, this is Drew.
Speaker 2: Phillips in our I went to the video. I was like,
Speaker 2: this is literally the video you said me earlier.
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Speaker 4: Yes, did we have two sponsors this episode.
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Speaker 4: There is big talk, no holy ship. This is actually crazy.
Speaker 4: There's this new disease going around called the coronavirus, that
Speaker 4: is it spread through.
Speaker 2: Actually think that the other day. I was thinking about
Speaker 2: that the other day.
Speaker 3: Remember when we first found out about it, and you,
Speaker 3: me and Josh sat in this kitchen because uh, Josh's
Speaker 3: parents work in the medical field, so we like got
Speaker 3: like there were.
Speaker 4: Like rumors that the world was going to shut down
Speaker 4: and we were going to be under martial laws.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't like a like a outspoken thing yet,
Speaker 2: so we were.
Speaker 4: Like, there's no way there was like medical industry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we were like what, like that sounds crazy,
Speaker 3: and then we were like, dude, that's so annoying. Two
Speaker 3: weeks like where we had to sit still, that's so
Speaker 3: fucking annoying, Like and I was just thinking about that, damn.
Speaker 3: Like everybody had that reaction where they were like what
Speaker 3: two weeks like that's like insane.
Speaker 4: And it was literally lit in the beginning. I was like, fuck,
Speaker 4: like I'm going to learn how to play chess and
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go on bike rides and like talk to
Speaker 2: my therapist.
Speaker 4: More often, and then the world you erupted.
Speaker 2: Now it's like almost back to normal.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's like back to normal for the
Speaker 2: most part, but now we're on this is the now.
Speaker 3: Now we're on the cusp of something else, and now
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, is this it?
Speaker 2: Like? Is am I just going to spend the rest of.
Speaker 3: My life being like absolutely freaked out and like anxiety driven.
Speaker 4: I get.
Speaker 2: Wait, but I thought you were straight?
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: I work in the sex industry as a videographer on
Speaker 4: sex sets.
Speaker 2: Oh you don't part take though you're like straight?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I believe you.
Speaker 4: I guess I had a dream where you died and
Speaker 4: I saved it. We're gonna record it yesterday, but do
Speaker 4: you forget it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: I wrote it all down, okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 4: Okay, And it was one of those moments where like
Speaker 4: I woke up and I almost start it crying. It
Speaker 4: was really nice. I like my voice was shaking when
Speaker 4: I was doing this. I was so fucking sad. But
Speaker 4: we were at a concert. A bunch of shit happened previous,
Speaker 4: but it's like not relevant to the dream because it
Speaker 4: was literally just like weird dream shit. And we were
Speaker 4: at this concert for the Gorillas, and we were with
Speaker 4: some billionaire that like had like an airplane strip attached
Speaker 4: to the venue. It's like giving like red rocks. But
Speaker 4: there were like two levels, so there was like a
Speaker 4: lower level and then a mezzanine level that was really
Speaker 4: really high up. And he was like, we can't go
Speaker 4: down there, like it's like dangerous and shit. So he
Speaker 4: was like, I just bought out the whole mezzanine. So
Speaker 4: we were sitting in the mezzanine and I forget what
Speaker 4: song came on. It was like Rhyanstone Eyes or like
Speaker 4: Plastic Beach or something came on and you were like,
Speaker 4: let's go to the front of the mezzin, and like
Speaker 4: we all like ran to the very front bar and
Speaker 4: it's like one hundred and fifty foot drop and we
Speaker 4: were like turning up and having literally the most fun
Speaker 4: ever like it. I remember thinking, like in the dream,
Speaker 4: I was like, this is like the most fun I've
Speaker 4: ever had, And I like physically I like felt you
Speaker 4: for Rick from like jumping around in this music at
Speaker 4: this Gorilla's concert. And next thing you know, I like
Speaker 4: look over and you're like like partying, and you trip
Speaker 4: and fall over the barricade at the concert and fall
Speaker 4: one hundred and fifty feet and you're screaming the entire
Speaker 4: way down, and I like watch you, and I watch
Speaker 4: you hit the ground, and I fucking screeched, and everybody's
Speaker 4: like trying to be like it's gonna be okay, It's
Speaker 4: gonna be okay, and I'm like freaking the fuck out.
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's not gonna be fucking okay. And then
Speaker 4: I woke up and like it was like legitimately the
Speaker 4: gnarliest thing I've ever witnessed. And you know what it
Speaker 4: is is, I think it's literally when I saw that
Speaker 4: person fall over the barricade at the Rangers game, the
Speaker 4: Texas Rangers game, it literally ex actly like that, Like
Speaker 4: it was identical to me, like watching that dad fall
Speaker 4: It was fucking crazy, gnarly boots, bloody gnarly boots.
Speaker 3: Well, the good news is that would have happened, because
Speaker 3: it would be so fucking embarrassing because like I was
Speaker 3: probably drunk in the dream, and like the idea of
Speaker 3: me like falling drunk to my death, it is like
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2: So that's the good.
Speaker 4: News is just know that I dream about you dying too.
Speaker 2: That's good. That's good. I had a sex dream with
Speaker 2: you and it was awful.
Speaker 4: Did you really Yeah? And why would you keep that
Speaker 4: from me?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Because I just thought about it when you said it,
Speaker 3: because then I woke up. It was really.
Speaker 4: Weird, and I like, you literally are so obsessed with
Speaker 4: that sexually.
Speaker 3: No, it was like alien like and really nasty. Like
Speaker 3: it was really like in the dream. In the dream,
Speaker 3: we like had to have sex for some reason, Like
Speaker 3: it was like this thing of like we like had
Speaker 3: to do it and both of us really didn't want to,
Speaker 3: and like we were trying so hard.
Speaker 2: To initiate it with each other, and it was like
Speaker 2: just so like dude. We were like, dude, this is
Speaker 2: literally like an awful task at hands.
Speaker 3: Like we were like this, this is just so I
Speaker 3: feel like we could figure this is just so too much.
Speaker 2: Like it was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Okay, the big one is literally coming? Wait tell me
Speaker 4: why I would do for another earthquake.
Speaker 2: Stop, because I've been thinking about it because of like
Speaker 2: the world like.
Speaker 3: Falling apart and like everything in climate change. I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh my God, it's gonna happen, hopefully happens when we're
Speaker 3: not guys watching it, and also a zoo will survive, and.
Speaker 4: Like it'll be fine, and the next month it'll happen.
Speaker 4: The big one is coming in the next month.
Speaker 3: You're just like saying that kind of stuff so that
Speaker 3: y'all can clip this and be like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: that's like. Wait, I said someone was gonna pass away.
Speaker 3: I thought barbecue, and I was like, and then when
Speaker 3: it happened, Oh, you.
Speaker 1: Guys mentioned monkey pops in the Flea episode. Apparently did
Speaker 1: we really? Apparently?
Speaker 2: No, we did not.
Speaker 1: I saw I saw a comment that was like not true,
Speaker 1: predicting monkey pox or something something like.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 4: I literally think I remember that. Wow, it's crazy how
Speaker 4: I'm like.
Speaker 2: That's not a good things that's happening.
Speaker 4: No, it's not a good thing, but it's a good
Speaker 4: thing for me because I can predict your future.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Please don't hit me.
Speaker 2: You embarrassed him.
Speaker 1: One more woman, sit down.
Speaker 2: Anybody that like you, We'll give you because if you
Speaker 2: care about it, you won't it.
Speaker 1: I cared about you, I'll cut I'll cut all that out.
Speaker 4: To leave it in you want to leave that in.
Speaker 4: Leave it in.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't remember what that didn't happen.
Speaker 1: We realized, Drew, I wasn't joking. Somebody actually did say
Speaker 1: that about the comments.
Speaker 4: I know because I really did talk about it, and
Speaker 4: I remember talking about it. I already did it.
Speaker 2: Why are you guys doing that.
Speaker 4: Calling the last straight men? Yeah, it's like a dude
Speaker 4: that did it? Being serious? How those fucking colaps hurt
Speaker 4: so bad?
Speaker 2: Like, look, did you have a little fragile baby hands?
Speaker 4: Okay, we're back, We're back. Okay, So I have to
Speaker 4: talk about the barbecue and an interaction with someone that
Speaker 4: I had there. I think it's it's important to the
Speaker 4: story to know who it was that I was talking to.
Speaker 4: But I also don't want to say their name. But
Speaker 4: I'm also like, I literally don't give a ship. But okay,
Speaker 4: So I was talking to Troy Sevon. Yeah literally I was.
Speaker 4: I was talking to choice of because we're the best friends.
Speaker 4: Literally the most gorgeous man I've ever seen in my
Speaker 4: entire life. But I was talking, Yes, I was talking
Speaker 4: to Choiceyvon. I talked to like famous musicians and artists
Speaker 4: all the time, Like my life is fucking crazy, Like
Speaker 4: it was very but it's it's important to the story
Speaker 4: because literally all I talked to talk to him about
Speaker 4: was I'm not joking, like constipation, allergic reactions, like like
Speaker 4: like skin diseases and like exema. And it was like
Speaker 4: the worst conversation I've ever had with any human being
Speaker 4: on the planet Earth. And like literally I just like
Speaker 4: after I got home and like laid in bed and
Speaker 4: thought about that night, I was like, damn, that was fun.
Speaker 4: And then I thought about like our conversation, and I
Speaker 4: literally physically like repulsed. I was like, dude, like why
Speaker 4: would I ever talk.
Speaker 3: About He thought, uh dur and Josiah was dating was
Speaker 3: like how long have you are you guys seeing each other?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: He's like are you guys seeing each other? Emmy and
Speaker 4: Josiah like sccream, Oh.
Speaker 3: Bring back Manley man My, damn bitch, damn damn.
Speaker 4: I just literally today has just not been my day,
Speaker 4: Like nothing's landing, none of my conversations are sticking.
Speaker 2: Like it's just what you're doing, a good job.
Speaker 4: Let's put this on what the screen?
Speaker 2: What is that y'all laying next to each other?
Speaker 4: Where's that from Miami? Oh, we'll insert this picture and
Speaker 4: you tell us if it's true or not.
Speaker 2: Wait, what does it say they genuinely would be so
Speaker 2: cute together? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah we would.
Speaker 4: I think I think we would.
Speaker 1: We're both tops.
Speaker 2: You guys are too.
Speaker 4: Okay, I know you're not to talk me when me
Speaker 4: when I'm literally a liar. Hey, my name is Kryen
Speaker 4: and I'm a top.
Speaker 1: Fun right now.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's what I thought you were doing.
Speaker 4: Damn, my name is kin. I have sex, bitch, don't lie.
Speaker 2: Okay, you caught me. I told you I'm not a
Speaker 2: good liar. Like I'm not a good.
Speaker 1: Liar me playing this podcast in my therapy.
Speaker 4: These are my two bullies who also employ me.
Speaker 2: So these are my bullies.
Speaker 3: I'm supposed to talk to my therapists, but like, I'm
Speaker 3: just too busy having fun and doing other stuff to
Speaker 3: do that. But I'm like actually actively going more and
Speaker 3: more insane.
Speaker 8: Oh shit, Oh.
Speaker 4: We've arrived at this point. What do you think? What
Speaker 4: do you think of subtitles?
Speaker 2: Before you said the stupid COVID thing, Yeah.
Speaker 4: That was you're like subtitles I.
Speaker 2: Like, but as COVID thing.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, like a genuine thought, and it's
Speaker 3: so far gone now you think.
Speaker 4: I think we're the generation that brings.
Speaker 3: Except I can't watch anything with subtitles when I'm high,
Speaker 3: Like my brain cannot like move that fast.
Speaker 4: So I have Me and Lucas and Josh have watched
Speaker 4: fifteen minutes of a show and no, it was. It
Speaker 4: was very recently and we were all sober, and we've
Speaker 4: watched like like five or six minutes of a show
Speaker 4: without realizing, like it was speaking Spanish and we were like,
Speaker 4: and it was. It was a Japanese show, and we
Speaker 4: were like, wait, why does this Japanese sound like Spanish
Speaker 4: right now? And we had American subtitles on what fucking
Speaker 4: show is that?
Speaker 2: It's probably because my mom.
Speaker 4: Yeah it was, it was your Netflix. What show was that?
Speaker 7: My mom?
Speaker 3: Only I think I've said this also before, but my
Speaker 3: mom only speaks Spanish, so every time.
Speaker 2: We log into my Netflix, show start in Spanish.
Speaker 3: So we watched like two Benis and then when they
Speaker 3: first when they first start talking, we're like.
Speaker 4: Huh huh, huh ha.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 4: I entered The Spelling Bee in fourth grade and oh
Speaker 4: it was bad. It was so bad.
Speaker 2: We entered it now out of fourth grade. I still
Speaker 2: think it.
Speaker 4: We had two test rounds, or we had one test
Speaker 4: round and then a serious round, and my test word
Speaker 4: was salami. Failed it, but I was like, okay, I
Speaker 4: get another chance. I like will pass the next round.
Speaker 4: And then we did it, and I was like, literally
Speaker 4: the fourth person eliminated because I was a fourth person
Speaker 4: that went and I had to spell sombrero and I
Speaker 4: genuinely don't know if I know how to spell it today.
Speaker 4: It's s O M B R E R O is
Speaker 4: how you spell it? And then salami is s A
Speaker 4: L A M. I yeah, okay, so I can spell
Speaker 4: it a fourth grade level. No, but if you if
Speaker 4: Kai like picked four words out for me to spell
Speaker 4: random ass words, I wouldn't be able to spell them
Speaker 4: straight up, any of them.
Speaker 2: Could you spell accessibility?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: A No, it's just my brain. My brain goes too fast.
Speaker 4: A C C E S S A B I L
Speaker 4: I T y.
Speaker 1: Uh Yeah again two O more time.
Speaker 4: I can't. I did it too.
Speaker 2: Fast, he said to SS. And I don't know if
Speaker 2: there's two.
Speaker 4: A C C E S S A B I L
Speaker 4: I T Y.
Speaker 1: No, that's wrong.
Speaker 4: Fuck off?
Speaker 1: Okay, how do you spell it? A C C E S, S, I,
Speaker 1: B fuck, L I T R. I think you said
Speaker 1: A before.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I really thought I got it. I know
Speaker 4: I was like, I thought you.
Speaker 2: Got it too, But then I was like something after.
Speaker 4: That ability, accessibility.
Speaker 3: I guess it also is like a bit difficult to
Speaker 3: spell when you pronounce things like differently than the way
Speaker 3: they were written in nineteen sixty one.
Speaker 4: When did the word accessibility drop? Let's look that up.
Speaker 2: I'm going to assume like eighteen sixty three. I'm really
Speaker 2: stuck on the sixties.
Speaker 4: When did the word accessibility come out? The word homosexual
Speaker 4: like it popped up like sixteen forty, Dawn, I said,
Speaker 4: eighteen sixty.
Speaker 3: Literally, I have absolutely no gauge of time, like literally
Speaker 3: at all, because look at that.
Speaker 2: If you were born in like two thousand.
Speaker 4: And four, look what comes up when I look up.
Speaker 4: When did the word.
Speaker 2: Have you looked that up before? Eighteen sixty eight? Hella lay,
Speaker 2: I would say that's early what there's been gay people
Speaker 2: before that. They just didn't know, they couldn't put their.
Speaker 4: Finger on it, in it, but no no one cared.
Speaker 4: They started caring in eighteen sixty none cared before.
Speaker 2: That's how I feel.
Speaker 3: About myself, like, no one cared about me until it
Speaker 3: was like super popular and important.
Speaker 2: Why did you shake your head?
Speaker 1: Yes, Kai, I was agreeing with you.
Speaker 2: That's not something to agree with. You're supposed to say
Speaker 2: no people cared about you before that, Like.
Speaker 1: I thought, women, you're supposed to listen to women.
Speaker 4: And then he is listening and learning.
Speaker 1: Yes, not me, listening and learning.
Speaker 4: Still can't spell?
Speaker 2: Are you trying to spell something else?
Speaker 4: Uh? No? So we are literally living in the last
Speaker 4: goad generation. We have a habitable earth, We have cars
Speaker 4: that we get to drive. What else I have written down?
Speaker 4: I have a bunch of things. We have like decent climate,
Speaker 4: we have monarch, butterflies and everything else. In like ten
Speaker 4: fifteen years, it's going to be done.
Speaker 3: I've been genuinely saying to people, I'm like, damn, I
Speaker 3: like finally came around to being like, you know what,
Speaker 3: I would love to have.
Speaker 2: Kids, but I'm like, I won't be able to have kids,
Speaker 2: Like I just.
Speaker 4: Won't if this is just a repeat of the seventies,
Speaker 4: because like literally they thought the world was ending in
Speaker 4: the seventies too, and people chose to not have children
Speaker 4: in the seventies because they're like the world is going
Speaker 4: to end, fair though now it's it.
Speaker 1: Was ending, Like there is such a small statistical probability
Speaker 1: at the fact that we made it to this point.
Speaker 1: Have you ever looked up the nuclear bomb like accidents. No,
Speaker 1: there's like recorded events where they were transporting a nuke
Speaker 1: across the United States and it just fell out of
Speaker 1: the plane and it just didn't go off, and that
Speaker 1: there's like thirty things that happened like that, Like the
Speaker 1: Cold War was about to happen. It was literally like
Speaker 1: a thirty minute thing that was called off to like
Speaker 1: shoot nukes off. So I think they were like totally valid.
Speaker 4: Well we're not.
Speaker 3: So do you think that, like it's valid to feel
Speaker 3: like it's kind of a not gonna happen situation or
Speaker 3: do you think it's valid to feel it.
Speaker 1: I feel like the trs that the world ending are
Speaker 1: lower now than in the seventies, for sure, I hope so.
Speaker 4: But yeah, the world's not.
Speaker 3: Like, how do I have Apple pay but y'all can't
Speaker 3: fix global warm that's because a.
Speaker 4: Global warming is the thing?
Speaker 2: No, Like, I'm so denxerious. Why can I do PayPal
Speaker 2: check out.
Speaker 3: On any website in the world, But y'all can't fix
Speaker 3: the temperature.
Speaker 4: Globe because every time you buy a new mew jacket,
Speaker 4: it has to travel six thousand miles via jet and
Speaker 4: pump a thirty thousand tons of carbon monoxide or carbon
Speaker 4: dioxide into our atmosphere, which is melting holes. If you
Speaker 4: need the best skincare in the world, go to Australia.
Speaker 4: They have a hole in the ozone layer above their country,
Speaker 4: so they all are constantly fix it. No, it's still
Speaker 4: bad over there.
Speaker 1: It is still bad, yeah, people, but we.
Speaker 4: Fixed this is you know what's crazy is that that
Speaker 4: was like one of the only times in the world
Speaker 4: where everybody was like, you know what, like we got
Speaker 4: to do something about this fucking hole in the ozone
Speaker 4: layer because all of our oxygen is literally leaving the earth.
Speaker 4: We're not going to be able to be here for
Speaker 4: fifty more years if we don't. And then they pass
Speaker 4: like some fucking law that like literally just stopped the
Speaker 4: production of this one kim that like was actively destroying
Speaker 4: our ozone and then it healed itself. But like, why
Speaker 4: can't we just rally and do that? Why I stop climate?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard that you would if you like slowly
Speaker 3: because you consume so much of it.
Speaker 2: If you just stopped using poppers like it was everything.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is the second time you've done this this episode.
Speaker 2: Do you think people are gonna think I'm like homophobic
Speaker 2: or something?
Speaker 1: For sure, I'm.
Speaker 2: Just trying to make sure, making sure? What bitch? Oh
Speaker 2: did you go get proof that I was right?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 4: These are yours that you left in my room. No one,
Speaker 4: those are yours that you left in my room.
Speaker 2: Riddled me this.
Speaker 3: I bought a big version and I gave die.
Speaker 4: You're gonna die. Those actually aren't mine.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I bought the big one and I gave it to you.
Speaker 2: Did someone take it?
Speaker 4: You gave me this one?
Speaker 2: It was the flat Oh wait, maybe this is mine?
Speaker 4: Yes, because I I swear like you never gave me
Speaker 4: a big one. I swear on my life. Oh no,
Speaker 4: Now it's gonna smell like that in here? What I
Speaker 4: used that to clean my fingernails?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is no remember that I use a lot.
Speaker 4: Oh, I smell it. I smell the poppers.
Speaker 2: You want a more concentrated sniff?
Speaker 4: Whoa, but yeah, I heard that I unregulated porn. The
Speaker 4: porn will be regulated. That's why we're the last good generation.
Speaker 4: We're literally still in the wild wild West with the Internet,
Speaker 4: and soon it's all to be regulated. Just wait, we're
Speaker 4: all gonna be We're all gonna look back in twenty
Speaker 4: years and be like we were fucking degenerate, delinquid scum.
Speaker 2: I think like that about myself, like two years.
Speaker 1: Ago, you need to not eat whatever chicken that was
Speaker 1: before the podcast.
Speaker 4: What I literally was like, I feel like so normal normally,
Speaker 4: I feel like fucking shit, Can I please of my balls?
Speaker 3: No, but like you're giving me a little peak show
Speaker 3: through sports and I can see your bowl to.
Speaker 1: Now, I can't, can I see? Can I see Kai?
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna clean your feet. I don't want to
Speaker 4: see you.
Speaker 3: I don't think I saw anybody having anything to say
Speaker 3: about me saying my feet getting warm literally makes me horny,
Speaker 3: Like no one had anything to say about that. I
Speaker 3: didn't see a single comment about that, and it was
Speaker 3: just grazed over, which is good because that means that
Speaker 3: we have like older people watching us now who were
Speaker 3: like around our age.
Speaker 2: So you understand, because I can't stand when I see like.
Speaker 3: A person talk about like, oh my god, they say
Speaker 3: they want to like suck my toes that's so weird.
Speaker 2: I'm like, there's nothing weird about that.
Speaker 4: Just I am, Oh my god, just airing out your fetish.
Speaker 2: I find every part of the body of someone i'm
Speaker 2: attracted to awesome.
Speaker 1: Just I was working on his laptop with like his
Speaker 1: pants down, so his ass was like hanging out. Well
Speaker 1: he just he just put it away.
Speaker 4: Pull that dick out, pull that dick out, pull that
Speaker 4: dick out, pull that dick out. Dick pull that dick out,
Speaker 4: pull that dick out. Oh he's doing it, pull that
Speaker 4: dick out.
Speaker 2: I will never Oh my god.
Speaker 9: I will never ever be here again. I will never
Speaker 9: ever put up with this again. Being all the time
Speaker 9: sexualized by all of you.
Speaker 4: That's literally me. Although comments like talk about it so much,
Speaker 4: they're like, damn, Drew like has juice silently handles all
Speaker 4: of his traumas, and it's from you two. Y'all are bitch.
Speaker 1: No, we don't. Yeah, we're so nice to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know why'd you take it? And I'll throw
Speaker 2: away never. Oh it is Drew putting on a show
Speaker 2: like he's.
Speaker 1: Like, okay, yeah, he's pretending.
Speaker 2: What do you have to say?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, chill out.
Speaker 2: Just beare fucking hairy ass cheeks are out.
Speaker 6: Sorry my pads are writing a little notes.
Speaker 1: Together, like too.
Speaker 2: Long, because now we're getting to the point where we
Speaker 2: think like showing our cracks to each other, like the
Speaker 2: boys do that?
Speaker 4: Have you been doing that for a like opened the
Speaker 4: door and pull down my pants and run off the stair.
Speaker 4: Literally yesterday when I came, when you came? Did you
Speaker 4: just get here yesterday?
Speaker 5: Never?
Speaker 2: No, he's been never I was, I don't know, just
Speaker 2: has been like the second week of a podcast episode.
Speaker 4: He's just casulatd Vien here for two weeks.
Speaker 2: It's awesome. It feels like we're like fucking twenty agin.
Speaker 4: I know, it feels like we're roommates. Wait, guys, and
Speaker 4: they were roommates.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: Never, I was thinking that it does feel like thirteen
Speaker 1: oh four.
Speaker 2: You might as well have not existed back then. You
Speaker 2: might well have like not like been on the planet
Speaker 2: like you were giving.
Speaker 4: It's the way we all wait, wait can you? Thirteen
Speaker 4: o four was a very special time.
Speaker 2: It was literally the best time. I remember.
Speaker 3: Josh used to always be like, oh, the salad days,
Speaker 3: the salad days, And now I'm like, yeah, so true.
Speaker 3: The days oh days.
Speaker 4: Oh damn, only ten minutes. We talked about it.
Speaker 3: Only every time we're filming, Kai will like say a
Speaker 3: random number to us because we'll get to a point
Speaker 3: where we're.
Speaker 4: Like, well, damn, what else do I say right now?
Speaker 3: And then Kyle will be like, yeah, y'all have been
Speaker 3: going for like seven minutes and.
Speaker 4: Four minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like sometimes I believe it, and then sometimes I
Speaker 2: don't because then I remember Joe Kai is like a liar.
Speaker 1: Liar, I'm a liar.
Speaker 2: Why'd you say it with that face you have?
Speaker 4: Like, oh fucking and you don't do that. I didn't
Speaker 4: do ship, motherfucker literally hurt so bad.
Speaker 3: I didn't do anything you wish. I would tell you
Speaker 3: missed my touch? A minute, say you missed my touch?
Speaker 3: Did you with say you miss my touch?
Speaker 4: Drew? You see this?
Speaker 2: Maybe that's true?
Speaker 4: Holy Ship, that's scary.
Speaker 10: I like those things in like you want that pop
Speaker 10: up and then going downstly, Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Just.
Speaker 4: Su that was like a.
Speaker 5: Wait can you see me?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yes, the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Wait one time, one time when I was in a
Speaker 3: haunted house when I was like four.
Speaker 4: Okay, but like you're lying now because you weren't fourteen ever,
Speaker 4: like you were never fourteen or fifteen.
Speaker 3: I hit one of the employees in the face because
Speaker 3: it freaked me out, and I swung and hit them
Speaker 3: in the face, and the mask they were wearing like
Speaker 3: turns because it was like a big head and it turns.
Speaker 2: And then I got yelled at are you taking photos
Speaker 2: of me? Why are you taking photos of me? Back
Speaker 2: there on my phone?
Speaker 3: Okay, well should we get into media, dude? I wish
Speaker 3: I had like good media.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen a movie since I started playing Fortnite.
Speaker 4: I have a good dat media. I saw Noe.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, all my friends when I was like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, I want to see Nope really bad. All
Speaker 3: my friends on the one day I worked all day
Speaker 3: went to go see it without.
Speaker 4: Me, and it was so much sweeter.
Speaker 3: The good news is someone in there had COVID and
Speaker 3: they're gonna have it, but like not with symptoms, but
Speaker 3: they're all gonna see their families.
Speaker 4: Someone monkey parks, Yeah it was me, bitch, and now
Speaker 4: you have it. But no, I saw Nope and it
Speaker 4: was literally a masterpiece.
Speaker 5: Ah.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't say masterpiece, I'd say like it was a
Speaker 4: really really amazing take on that style of movie. I
Speaker 4: don't want to say what happened in it if you
Speaker 4: don't know, because you should go see it without like
Speaker 4: knowing what's going on and going to a completely blind
Speaker 4: but like, yeah, I've never seen some of these takes made,
Speaker 4: and I've it was really awesome, and like the modeling
Speaker 4: of certain things was really fucking cool. And fuck, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 4: and no, you're gonna stay back there and you know
Speaker 4: then your lesson, you're gonna stay back there for ten minutes.
Speaker 4: Oh look at this, Yeah you got it. But yeah, nope,
Speaker 4: was literally so great, like so fun, so great. I
Speaker 4: don't have anything else to say. And the second episode
Speaker 4: of the rehearsal is the best comedy episode of comedy,
Speaker 4: the best episode of comedy I've ever seen in my
Speaker 4: entire life on television. Simply, yeah, it's unreal.
Speaker 2: It's fucked up. My media of the Sleigh.
Speaker 3: Is any song by Don Omar because it reminds me
Speaker 3: of being like seven and getting my head busted open
Speaker 3: in a bounce house, Nasty by Ariana Grande and Helmet
Speaker 3: by Steve Lacy. Josiah says Nasty is a part of
Speaker 3: his media as well.
Speaker 4: Julius by Lady Gaga, Yeah, Wichita Lineman by Glenn Campbell,
Speaker 4: and then Pondi Floor by Major Lazer A, and then
Speaker 4: we get the voo boo sways uh World Cup vibes.
Speaker 2: Oh that's for Jeru. But I found him up there
Speaker 2: and he hangled.
Speaker 4: He like puts my b hole right there and it
Speaker 4: just goes like right.
Speaker 2: In yeah, and then a little doll.
Speaker 4: It hurts, but it presses against my prostate in a
Speaker 4: very clear way. How all right, bye bye, all right,
Speaker 4: let's leave him back there, Let's.
Speaker 10: Go, Yeah, Ki, please, can you hear me?
Speaker 1: Do not? But he seems like, can you tell let
Speaker 1: me out?
Speaker 5: Can you hear me?
Speaker 1: I can hear you, but I'm not supposed to help
Speaker 1: you for some reason.
Speaker 3: Hm hm m.
Speaker 9: M m.
Speaker 1: Soup.
Speaker 5: So that up please, I just want to go. I'll
Speaker 5: cover it.
Speaker 2: No, I'll cover the Can you do it? Do it?
Speaker 5: Wow? Ah?
Speaker 2: Why sh