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Speaker 2: Hey you said that, and then you like pressed in

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Speaker 2: your earbuds.

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Speaker 3: And I know, the wax fucking smushed and like stuffed

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Speaker 2: Then pop back out.

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Speaker 1: I have clean ears.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Josie is blocking

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Speaker 3: my good life. But that's okay because it doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Matter because I look good regardless. You literally are.

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Speaker 4: You have a gun in your hand. He literally has

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Speaker 4: a gun in his hand, and it's like, actually, oh

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Speaker 4: you're lucky.

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Speaker 2: That was that easy for you. Okay, Well, this episode,

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Speaker 2: I have something to admit right.

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Speaker 4: Off the bat.

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Speaker 3: The one thing about me that's not hygienic, as hygienic

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Speaker 3: as a person as I am.

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Speaker 2: A lot of you freaks I know has noticed that

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 3: Have all my earrings in my ear because you're a

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Speaker 3: freaking you probably look at my ears and you want

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Speaker 3: to literally stick your finger.

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Speaker 4: I do have an ear kink, but.

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Speaker 3: I don't take out my earrings nearly enough and wash them,

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Speaker 3: so my ear lobes do be smolling like pussy co box.

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Speaker 4: You know, I didn't see the ear rings in one

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Speaker 4: of my shotglasses in the kit's.

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Speaker 2: Ear and no I didn't put it a shot glass.

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Speaker 4: It was a plastic yeah, And I saw like the

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Speaker 4: water had gotten cloudy from it being because.

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Speaker 2: I put like alcohol.

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Speaker 4: It's funny that you had a hygiene note, because somewhere

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Speaker 4: in here, I think I have a hygiene note.

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Speaker 2: That's the one thing about me.

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Speaker 3: Okay, y'all need to stop interacting because we're literally trying

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Speaker 3: to like do our service to the people, and obviously

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Speaker 3: you don't find that like a respectable thing, and you

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Speaker 3: think it's funny to interrupt us when this I'm.

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Speaker 2: Saving lives right now. What are you doing? You're fiddling

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Speaker 2: your fucking thumbs and playing with your ball.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of people where.

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Speaker 2: You can't put that in fry. Motherfucker, you have to

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Speaker 2: blur of that.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Trisarah, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Work now you got to give him a different kind

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Speaker 4: So I literally just woke up. I'm like read booting.

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Speaker 4: I ate KFC Hot Chicken, Nashville Hot Chicken, and it

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Speaker 4: actually like it didn't make me feel like shit, but

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Speaker 3: Fall literally when I saw you eating hours like you

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Speaker 3: know you're not supposed to be doing.

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Speaker 2: You literally can't have a meal before we work. It's

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Speaker 4: But I had to today because we started late because

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Speaker 4: I had a workout session that I slept in for.

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Speaker 2: You look beautiful today, by the way, really, what about me?

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Speaker 2: Come on?

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Speaker 4: You look gorgeous to.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it was slow, but I'll take it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you look gorgeous too. But I mean in those

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Speaker 2: You did look sexy in them.

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Speaker 4: I was like, damn, eat my fucking broken hair at

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Speaker 4: the top though I hate.

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Speaker 3: It so much, it's because of the caps too, So

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Speaker 3: wearing your hats because it's the hats making the break it.

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Speaker 4: I think what it also is is when I wash

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Speaker 4: it's like violent, like I'm concussing myself, Like.

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Speaker 3: You gotta get a There's a microfiber towel specifically also

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Speaker 3: for curly hair, and I used to use one, but

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Speaker 2: To let my hair dry. I blow drop my hair now.

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Speaker 2: I tried to do it today because I was like,

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Speaker 4: I should let my inspired by my hair.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was like, I should let my curly

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Speaker 4: It was it was giving every girl that saw those

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Speaker 2: Want to pull it off his fucking head and beat.

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Speaker 4: Him into the ground and I want to steal his hair.

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Speaker 3: Y'all need to stop playing because it's pissing me off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because we don't pay attention to ki and now

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Speaker 4: But you were talking about hygiene and I did write

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Speaker 4: I choose not to spend money on, like I am

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Speaker 4: very a very frugal person, I do not spend my money.

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Speaker 4: I literally hoard my wealth. One thing that I've spent

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Speaker 4: Literally that Kanye tweet that's like I spend three thousand

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Speaker 4: how to budget better? Literally? I do that with like shampoo, conditioner, toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash,

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Speaker 4: like all those hygiene products. And yes, I do wash

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Speaker 4: my body and I washed my hair and I brushed my.

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Speaker 2: Do you wash your hair a lot? I was thinking

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Speaker 4: No, I washed my hair after the gym, but I don't.

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Speaker 3: The gym, and I was like, how does you use

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Speaker 4: I just use a shampoo I don't use. In this year,

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Speaker 4: I used the conditioner twice and I was like, dude,

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Speaker 4: And I also thought about it, and I was like,

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Speaker 4: but I did have that thought. I was like, there

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm sure there's somebody who is a king

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Speaker 3: But like, let's be clear, my ears like don't smell

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Speaker 2: Sucking on my neck, you're not gonna smell the fort

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Speaker 3: But when I like touched my ears, when I have

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Speaker 3: it do be smelling like undertoe. Oh And that's my admission,

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Speaker 3: not the not the main hole, just my tiny holes.

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Speaker 4: But I mean when I'm around you in your presence,

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Speaker 4: sometimes I do get a whiff of like this mentality.

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Speaker 3: That actually might be your stinky fucking hair like getting

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Speaker 4: No, dude, Oh my god, we ate that ice cream

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Speaker 4: I just went to bed.

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Speaker 2: No, that kind of stuff freaks me out.

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Speaker 3: Last night, I really had to pee, and but I

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Speaker 2: I just want to start sleeping in diapers so I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, for the first time in my entire life, in

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Speaker 2: My morning piss is viscous. There's like a lemonade stirrup.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like caramel.

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Speaker 2: But what was I gonna say?

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Speaker 3: Oh, when I sleep with other people, that's I feel

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Speaker 4: It's that anxiety about pissing yourself with other people in

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Speaker 3: Like, but I think I've said before I have pissed

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Speaker 4: Wait, isn't that hilarious? How Like there's these little embarrassing

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Speaker 4: Like everybody has pissed their pants like or pissed the

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Speaker 3: I am saying this with the utmost privilege because I

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Speaker 3: genuinely do think it's like a blessing in my life.

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Speaker 3: But so many times I have micro pissed myself from

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Speaker 3: laughing so hard.

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Speaker 2: But like I always like say, I'm like, dude, I'm

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Speaker 3: Like when I'm at a table with my friends, John

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Speaker 3: Mulaney had a really I think I've literally said exactly this,

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Speaker 3: but I was listening to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: He was, if you don't see if I'm gonna smack the fuck.

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Speaker 4: Out of calling all the last streatment in twenty twenty two?

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Speaker 2: Should I do it? Should I do it too?

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Speaker 3: Because like I don't know if a gay person doing it,

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Speaker 3: like it's the like, yir oh.

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Speaker 1: Okay, now we have to take a break. It's gonna

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Speaker 2: I mean, like, don't put yourself in a position to

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Speaker 3: Literally look at your shirt, Like, how are you gonna

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Speaker 3: do that with that shirt on your head?

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Speaker 4: I know the entire episode, but you just don't take

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Speaker 2: But you were sleeping.

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Speaker 5: Hate it.

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Speaker 3: It drives me crazy because then I'll go in to

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Speaker 2: Let me turn them off?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I don't give a fuck, but if the earth

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Speaker 4: my god, this.

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Speaker 2: Girl is so hot.

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Speaker 3: So I'll give like the workers a little boner, would sweet,

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Speaker 3: like they need that, the rescue team needs a little

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Speaker 4: Fuck was I saying, motherfucker earthquake?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I stopped sleeping naked because someone sent me a TikTok

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Speaker 3: Like, oh, when you fart in your sleep when you're naked,

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't take my clean bed dirty,

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Speaker 3: but I'd be fucking on my bed like what like

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Speaker 3: that thing. Like unless I wash it, like it's whatever,

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Speaker 4: We had that conversation the other day, like I'm okay

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Speaker 3: We were talking about would you rather someone like pee

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Speaker 4: No it wasn't it was in your bed or like,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Rather, I'd rather you get a little calm on

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Like it stays the sheets.

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Speaker 3: Like I can wash it if you score on my sheets,

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Speaker 3: it's like unless you like.

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Speaker 4: And it also smells fucking good, and like you get

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Speaker 2: And it gets a little crispy.

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Speaker 3: So when I'm falling asleep and I like can't fall asleep,

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Speaker 3: I can start like picking at it with my nails.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I have something that I'll play with, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: like peeling it off like Elmer's glue, like off your skin.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, you do that, shets.

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Speaker 3: But I'm back to sleeping naked because then I saw

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Speaker 2: And then I used to like I go on and

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Speaker 3: But now I'm at the point where I'm like, bitch,

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Speaker 3: I'll throw on my skins robe and I'll like keep

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Speaker 3: it pushing, like what.

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Speaker 2: Like I.

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Speaker 4: Like zoned out because I was like you and I

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Speaker 4: was like, oh, I'm doing really good with eye contact

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Speaker 4: it just feels like like I like study like body language,

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Speaker 1: I don't think he's interpreted.

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Speaker 2: I can't make eye contact with people I really want

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Speaker 4: That's why you have trouble looking at me.

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Speaker 2: That is not the case.

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Speaker 4: That's the only way I know I can have sex

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Speaker 3: No, if it's somebody i'm at talking to, that like

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Speaker 2: But I don't think that I'm like.

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Speaker 3: So we're speaking to someone new at at that barbecue,

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Speaker 3: But sometimes, like my eye contact isn't true eye contact.

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Speaker 3: It's literally me disassociating looking through you.

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Speaker 2: But my eyes just so happen to be landing on

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Speaker 1: You're good at making it, Like I notice pretty soon

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Speaker 1: not many people do. Honestly, it's usually like I I

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Speaker 3: I think it's literally because I'm insecure about the idea

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Speaker 2: That makes me really sad. It's like I don't like

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Speaker 3: You know in high school when there were those fucking

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Speaker 3: freak ass motherfuckers who like wouldn't eat but would sit

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Speaker 3: like you would offer them something to eat and they're

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Speaker 3: like no, I'm like, actually not hungry.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, bitch, well shit, damn, damn, damn.

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Speaker 1: I feel like nobody does that.

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Speaker 5: Damn.

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Speaker 1: Especially in LA. I feel like people will zone in

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Speaker 1: very rare to have someone like include everyone proactively in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll heard it here, You'll heard it here first.

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Speaker 4: I mean, look, you have two hundred thousand people on

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Speaker 3: I'm literally like, my diva cup is like pressing up

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Speaker 3: against my colon right now.

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Speaker 4: Does it kind of feel good?

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Speaker 2: No? It like hurts.

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Speaker 4: You need me to get in there?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I need you to get in there.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well I was thinking Joe Biden's sc me the

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Speaker 4: same way Michael Jackson scares me. Does that make sense?

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Speaker 3: Joe Biden, I'm not kidding, is like not real, like

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Speaker 3: and I like, that's that's my todmit like, I'm not.

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Speaker 4: Kidd Has anyone ever actually seen Joe Biden in person?

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Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo, we got to talk about.

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Speaker 4: That was not real. That was a psychological operation. I

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Speaker 4: don't think anybody watching this has seen Joe Biden in person.

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Speaker 4: There's no way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, because you bitches are seeing the president.

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Speaker 1: He's like in a live Madam twisodes.

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Speaker 4: Yes, he's full of saw.

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Speaker 2: We need to talk about it. They turned those bitches

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Speaker 3: Now How they got bad Bunny, Billie Eilish, and Anita

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Speaker 3: all in the same month. They used to take them

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Speaker 3: like eight years to.

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Speaker 4: John Travolta got his after twenty five years.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Now they turned them out like fucking like pancakes.

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Speaker 1: Them or something.

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Speaker 4: Literally, you you saw that, Yeah? Yeah, like John Travolta

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Speaker 4: is his wax.

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Speaker 2: Figures make them so fast.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 3: Oh, also, I need to get a grip because like

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Speaker 3: I I'm literally so embarrassed. I find everything so fucking embarrassing.

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Speaker 3: Like Sky joking when she said everything is embarrassing, Like, no,

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Speaker 3: that is so embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: Everything is embarrassing.

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Speaker 4: Like I don't so hard to explain that to my

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Speaker 4: mean contact, I was like, no, like you don't understand,

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Speaker 4: like working out is humiliating. I can't do it.

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Speaker 3: No, That's what I just said to the trainer I

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Speaker 3: was working with that one time. I was like, this

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Speaker 3: is embarrassing. I'm like, it is so humiliating that humans

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Speaker 3: have gotten to the point that we are replicating labor

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Speaker 3: so that we can like be in shape because we

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Speaker 3: don't have to Like physical labors would be like picking

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Speaker 3: up bricks and stacks.

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Speaker 4: And carrying three hundred But no, now I'm.

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Speaker 3: In the gym like with a three pound weight, like

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Speaker 3: like like that is so embarrassing.

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Speaker 4: Well, your only job is a woman is to carry

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Speaker 4: your child.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, true?

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Speaker 3: And then I like push myself too hard at the

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Speaker 3: it's like I was watching now I'm embarrassing myself because

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Speaker 3: I'm trying so hard.

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Speaker 2: Literally, like that trainer put like a forty.

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Speaker 3: Pound like weight on my hips and I was sitting

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Speaker 3: like it was literally excruciating, and I still went.

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Speaker 2: Through and did it because I was too embarrassed to say.

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Speaker 1: Like, and I hurt my workout in particular. It is

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Speaker 5: It is.

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Speaker 3: I know that when I was doing pilates today, it

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Speaker 3: I'm literally fucking something right now. Like I'm literally like

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Speaker 3: I am practicing my stamina so I can like thrust

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Speaker 4: It's easy. Yeah, it's easy. But yeah that there's like

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Speaker 2: You are too embarrassed. You are too embarrassed the first

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Speaker 2: time you like kidd.

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Speaker 6: And you go and he goes so like he doesn't

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Speaker 6: like so and he like froze. It's so nad.

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Speaker 2: You want to come bounce on this lap girl.

449
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:29,800
Speaker 4: He wants to be in this episode. You're not getting it.

450
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,400
Speaker 4: You're not getting an episode.

451
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:36,320
Speaker 2: Baby, Come to daddy, Baby, come on, come on, baby.

452
00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:46,480
Speaker 3: Hey, hey you Oh my god, hey.

453
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:47,200
Speaker 2: You're really good at it.

454
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:53,040
Speaker 7: Oh, oh my god, but you always my god, he

455
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:53,760
Speaker 7: only do this.

456
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,159
Speaker 4: Oh it like helps.

457
00:18:55,680 --> 00:19:03,800
Speaker 7: Oh my god, oh my god, oh oh, oh my god,

458
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:15,480
Speaker 7: oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

459
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:17,960
Speaker 4: If you touch me again.

460
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:19,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna figure that butt.

461
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:20,160
Speaker 7: Girl.

462
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,359
Speaker 3: I just stopped talking like that because at the gym,

463
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,120
Speaker 3: Drew got on the StairMaster and his ass was right

464
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,720
Speaker 3: to my face and out, I'm a figure of that butt.

465
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,960
Speaker 4: And there was like this sixty eight year old man

466
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,480
Speaker 4: sweating his ass off on his soul cycle bicycle that

467
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,000
Speaker 4: looked over and broke neck. What are you doing?

468
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:38,399
Speaker 1: I was trying to get photos of Oh my god.

469
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:39,160
Speaker 5: No.

470
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:43,320
Speaker 6: When I was looking over at you, I wanted to like,

471
00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:45,199
Speaker 6: I was like trying to take pictures and stuff, but

472
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,119
Speaker 6: your trainer was there and we hadn't.

473
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,480
Speaker 4: Met you, and I was like, he's gonna weird.

474
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,400
Speaker 3: Did the guy I've had a session with I still

475
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,359
Speaker 3: haven't made eye contact with and I want so badly

476
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,399
Speaker 3: to just break the tension.

477
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,880
Speaker 2: Uh, the gym gives you a fucking.

478
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:01,199
Speaker 3: Free like training session with a train, and I did it,

479
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,040
Speaker 3: and I just like did it because I got a

480
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,280
Speaker 3: free session. But I don't want a trainer, Like I

481
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,119
Speaker 3: just want to do classes in my little workout and

482
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,240
Speaker 3: like have fun and be a girl.

483
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,240
Speaker 2: But I just basically ghosted my trainer.

484
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,800
Speaker 3: And now it's like this insanely awkward thing of like

485
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,240
Speaker 3: not making eye contact with this human and I want

486
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,000
Speaker 3: so bad that to just be like, hey, by the way,

487
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,640
Speaker 3: just to make it clear, like I just didn't want

488
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,760
Speaker 3: to do I don't want.

489
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,080
Speaker 4: To be so uncomfortable for me because he knows we're

490
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,760
Speaker 4: like friends, and so I still haven't made that.

491
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Speaker 3: I know, even when I was talking to your personal

492
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,120
Speaker 3: trainer because they know each other, I was like, oh,

493
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,280
Speaker 3: this is so awkward me.

494
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,440
Speaker 4: He asked me every fucking time, really, every time he's

495
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,120
Speaker 4: like does and You're like I want to work with him?

496
00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:38,040
Speaker 4: Who is just her trainer? Like all this shit, and

497
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,480
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, she doesn't want a trainer. It's okay.

498
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,240
Speaker 3: I don't want to work it out with anybody. I

499
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,320
Speaker 3: want to work it out with myself.

500
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,640
Speaker 1: Was sticking the gun in his ass.

501
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,840
Speaker 3: Josie needs attention, like so bad that it's like irrational,

502
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,480
Speaker 3: like get a grip and get a therapist.

503
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:55,720
Speaker 2: Track.

504
00:20:55,800 --> 00:21:01,080
Speaker 4: It's like we're working right, I know.

505
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,600
Speaker 2: You know she's not working hard enough.

506
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,040
Speaker 1: Just say says that he has a therapist.

507
00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:07,000
Speaker 3: This is something I wrote when I was I wrote

508
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,159
Speaker 3: this at two fifty two am. I think I was driving.

509
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,160
Speaker 3: I don't know where I was driving at two fifty two.

510
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,640
Speaker 4: Am, sleep driving what?

511
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,639
Speaker 3: But it actually pisses me off because it is so

512
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,119
Speaker 3: accessible to make things now that anybody can make a song.

513
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,199
Speaker 3: This was like voice to text. I don't think it

514
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,520
Speaker 3: picked me up. It actually pisses me off. But then

515
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,159
Speaker 3: I get to thinking and I'm like, damn, I'm so

516
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,960
Speaker 3: full of myself because I think I know what good

517
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,120
Speaker 3: music is and what's not. And then I come back

518
00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:34,119
Speaker 3: to reality and I realized that's the truth and half

519
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,280
Speaker 3: the bitches on the radio shouldn't be there because I

520
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,959
Speaker 3: listened to the radio and it scares me.

521
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,680
Speaker 4: Wow, Oh, I'll.

522
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,240
Speaker 2: Play the song that I heard on the road.

523
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,400
Speaker 3: It was actually fucking This is the song that made

524
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,320
Speaker 3: me have such a visceral.

525
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,800
Speaker 4: It's the craziest song I've ever heard in my life.

526
00:21:50,880 --> 00:22:03,800
Speaker 1: Legitimately, Yeah, I feel like an Ai made that.

527
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,560
Speaker 4: No, dude, that's what it feels like.

528
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 3: It literally feels like now like it's just like everybody

529
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,720
Speaker 3: who I hear on the radio. What was also freaking

530
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,919
Speaker 3: me out was that was number twenty seven on the

531
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,840
Speaker 3: top thirty voted in by listeners to that station, and

532
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:21,720
Speaker 3: twenty nine was massive by Drake, And I'm like, you

533
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 3: mean to tell me that in the city of.

534
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:28,959
Speaker 2: Los Angeles people voted that song up more than a

535
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 2: Drake song, And that was freaking me out.

536
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 1: When I see that, though, I'm like, who's listening to

537
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 1: the radio at this point? Whoever's voting for like radio

538
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,159
Speaker 1: stuff probably has way more weight than they did in

539
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 1: like the nineties, right, It's.

540
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 4: Like for every one person that votes, two inner thousand

541
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:47,719
Speaker 4: voted literally in the nineties, and now it's like fifty

542
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:48,680
Speaker 4: eight people vote.

543
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 1: There's like, I don't know.

544
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,920
Speaker 2: It just scares me because I'm like, dude, because there

545
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 2: is so much.

546
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,320
Speaker 3: Music and like I will like look up these people

547
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,920
Speaker 3: and they have like six hundred k monthly listeners and

548
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,080
Speaker 3: I'm like, who.

549
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:00,959
Speaker 2: Are these people.

550
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,720
Speaker 3: But then I get to think of and I'm like,

551
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,160
Speaker 3: there's so many people, and it's like the classic conversation

552
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 3: that we were having one time. It's like about clothing,

553
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 3: consumption and style, where I'm like, I find this one

554
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,399
Speaker 3: specific kind of style of clothing or like fashion or

555
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:17,879
Speaker 3: like music or movie unbearable and obnoxious. But really I

556
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 3: am the lesser because that is like what is like

557
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 3: mainly consumed by the general public, and in reality, I'm

558
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,920
Speaker 3: the freaking I'm full of myself and I'm crazy.

559
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 2: This thing to most humans sounds.

560
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,239
Speaker 3: Good, but then that freaks me out too, because why

561
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 3: did humans decide to like start banging on.

562
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 2: Stuff and like making noise.

563
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 4: It's so him cause vibrations control everything everything.

564
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 2: Vibrations do be controlling me.

565
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 4: Yes, Drake, one.

566
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 2: Of my wingbots died, so I've been using the one.

567
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,679
Speaker 3: I don't like that much because I'm too like I

568
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,439
Speaker 3: just like in the daytime, I don't think to go

569
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 3: charge it, and then I pick it up and it

570
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 3: does the really sad like one like and then it

571
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:56,159
Speaker 3: like dies.

572
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 4: My tooth thrush does that. I finger in myself with

573
00:23:59,560 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 4: my tooth.

574
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:05,399
Speaker 1: Oh, I've been working on emergency or come merge. I

575
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 1: just wanted to tell you guys before it's out.

576
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 2: Wait, you're making merch. We already did merch.

577
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm making like another item if you are interested.

578
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 2: It a vibrator.

579
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 1: No, it's a flashlight for like Drew's mouth.

580
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 4: Oh love my mouth? Yeah, how did you get the

581
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:21,639
Speaker 4: fucking mold?

582
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

583
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 5: What?

584
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 1: I like did this thing where I like scanned your

585
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,640
Speaker 1: face while you were sleeping and did a three D.

586
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 4: What the fuck?

587
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 2: Was impressive? You know?

588
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 1: Okay? I thought you guys you should go to.

589
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 4: Kill yourself and you should go and kill yourself. Now

590
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 4: can I get a pineapposequerrevo? And you should go and

591
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 4: kill yourself now, got to get a Pina hoose cuervo.

592
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,120
Speaker 2: You're talking to a worker when she was saying that

593
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 2: the Yeah, where was that? Like a Ralph's?

594
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 4: I'd probably like a liquor store.

595
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 3: Also the way you set me that and like I

596
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:55,120
Speaker 3: didn't watch it, And then some someone on my timeline

597
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,160
Speaker 3: was like, this is Drew.

598
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,679
Speaker 2: Phillips in our I went to the video. I was like,

599
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 2: this is literally the video you said me earlier.

600
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, And with that being said, here is a word

601
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 3: from our sponsor.

602
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 2: Sponsor.

603
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,159
Speaker 4: Yes, did we have two sponsors this episode.

604
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 2: I don't know. We just did it just in case.

605
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 4: There is big talk, no holy ship. This is actually crazy.

606
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 4: There's this new disease going around called the coronavirus, that

607
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 4: is it spread through.

608
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 2: Actually think that the other day. I was thinking about

609
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 2: that the other day.

610
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 3: Remember when we first found out about it, and you,

611
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 3: me and Josh sat in this kitchen because uh, Josh's

612
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 3: parents work in the medical field, so we like got

613
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 3: like there were.

614
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,360
Speaker 4: Like rumors that the world was going to shut down

615
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 4: and we were going to be under martial laws.

616
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 2: And it wasn't like a like a outspoken thing yet,

617
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:55,200
Speaker 2: so we were.

618
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 4: Like, there's no way there was like medical industry.

619
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we were like what, like that sounds crazy,

620
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:01,880
Speaker 3: and then we were like, dude, that's so annoying. Two

621
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 3: weeks like where we had to sit still, that's so

622
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 3: fucking annoying, Like and I was just thinking about that, damn.

623
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 3: Like everybody had that reaction where they were like what

624
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 3: two weeks like that's like insane.

625
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 4: And it was literally lit in the beginning. I was like, fuck,

626
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 4: like I'm going to learn how to play chess and

627
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:16,640
Speaker 4: I know.

628
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,199
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go on bike rides and like talk to

629
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 2: my therapist.

630
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 4: More often, and then the world you erupted.

631
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 2: Now it's like almost back to normal.

632
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 1: I think.

633
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,439
Speaker 2: I feel like it's like back to normal for the

634
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,919
Speaker 2: most part, but now we're on this is the now.

635
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 3: Now we're on the cusp of something else, and now

636
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,160
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, is this it?

637
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 2: Like? Is am I just going to spend the rest of.

638
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 3: My life being like absolutely freaked out and like anxiety driven.

639
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 4: I get.

640
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,000
Speaker 2: Wait, but I thought you were straight?

641
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 5: Uh.

642
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 4: I work in the sex industry as a videographer on

643
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:48,880
Speaker 4: sex sets.

644
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 2: Oh you don't part take though you're like straight?

645
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I believe you.

646
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,959
Speaker 4: I guess I had a dream where you died and

647
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 4: I saved it. We're gonna record it yesterday, but do

648
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 4: you forget it?

649
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:03,199
Speaker 5: No?

650
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 2: I wrote it all down, okay, let's hear it.

651
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,199
Speaker 4: Okay, And it was one of those moments where like

652
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 4: I woke up and I almost start it crying. It

653
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 4: was really nice. I like my voice was shaking when

654
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 4: I was doing this. I was so fucking sad. But

655
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 4: we were at a concert. A bunch of shit happened previous,

656
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 4: but it's like not relevant to the dream because it

657
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 4: was literally just like weird dream shit. And we were

658
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:30,120
Speaker 4: at this concert for the Gorillas, and we were with

659
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,719
Speaker 4: some billionaire that like had like an airplane strip attached

660
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 4: to the venue. It's like giving like red rocks. But

661
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 4: there were like two levels, so there was like a

662
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 4: lower level and then a mezzanine level that was really

663
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,159
Speaker 4: really high up. And he was like, we can't go

664
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 4: down there, like it's like dangerous and shit. So he

665
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 4: was like, I just bought out the whole mezzanine. So

666
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 4: we were sitting in the mezzanine and I forget what

667
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 4: song came on. It was like Rhyanstone Eyes or like

668
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 4: Plastic Beach or something came on and you were like,

669
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 4: let's go to the front of the mezzin, and like

670
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,639
Speaker 4: we all like ran to the very front bar and

671
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 4: it's like one hundred and fifty foot drop and we

672
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 4: were like turning up and having literally the most fun

673
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 4: ever like it. I remember thinking, like in the dream,

674
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 4: I was like, this is like the most fun I've

675
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 4: ever had, And I like physically I like felt you

676
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 4: for Rick from like jumping around in this music at

677
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 4: this Gorilla's concert. And next thing you know, I like

678
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 4: look over and you're like like partying, and you trip

679
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 4: and fall over the barricade at the concert and fall

680
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 4: one hundred and fifty feet and you're screaming the entire

681
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 4: way down, and I like watch you, and I watch

682
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 4: you hit the ground, and I fucking screeched, and everybody's

683
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 4: like trying to be like it's gonna be okay, It's

684
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 4: gonna be okay, and I'm like freaking the fuck out.

685
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's not gonna be fucking okay. And then

686
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 4: I woke up and like it was like legitimately the

687
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 4: gnarliest thing I've ever witnessed. And you know what it

688
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 4: is is, I think it's literally when I saw that

689
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 4: person fall over the barricade at the Rangers game, the

690
00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 4: Texas Rangers game, it literally ex actly like that, Like

691
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 4: it was identical to me, like watching that dad fall

692
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 4: It was fucking crazy, gnarly boots, bloody gnarly boots.

693
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 3: Well, the good news is that would have happened, because

694
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 3: it would be so fucking embarrassing because like I was

695
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 3: probably drunk in the dream, and like the idea of

696
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 3: me like falling drunk to my death, it is like

697
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do that.

698
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 2: So that's the good.

699
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 4: News is just know that I dream about you dying too.

700
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 2: That's good. That's good. I had a sex dream with

701
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 2: you and it was awful.

702
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 4: Did you really Yeah? And why would you keep that

703
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 4: from me?

704
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 5: Oh?

705
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 3: Because I just thought about it when you said it,

706
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 3: because then I woke up. It was really.

707
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 4: Weird, and I like, you literally are so obsessed with

708
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 4: that sexually.

709
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 3: No, it was like alien like and really nasty. Like

710
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 3: it was really like in the dream. In the dream,

711
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 3: we like had to have sex for some reason, Like

712
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 3: it was like this thing of like we like had

713
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 3: to do it and both of us really didn't want to,

714
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 3: and like we were trying so hard.

715
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 2: To initiate it with each other, and it was like

716
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 2: just so like dude. We were like, dude, this is

717
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 2: literally like an awful task at hands.

718
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 3: Like we were like this, this is just so I

719
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 3: feel like we could figure this is just so too much.

720
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 2: Like it was like, what the fuck?

721
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 4: Okay, the big one is literally coming? Wait tell me

722
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 4: why I would do for another earthquake.

723
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 2: Stop, because I've been thinking about it because of like

724
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 2: the world like.

725
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 3: Falling apart and like everything in climate change. I'm like,

726
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 3: oh my God, it's gonna happen, hopefully happens when we're

727
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 3: not guys watching it, and also a zoo will survive, and.

728
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 4: Like it'll be fine, and the next month it'll happen.

729
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 4: The big one is coming in the next month.

730
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 3: You're just like saying that kind of stuff so that

731
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 3: y'all can clip this and be like, oh my god,

732
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 3: that's like. Wait, I said someone was gonna pass away.

733
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 3: I thought barbecue, and I was like, and then when

734
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 3: it happened, Oh, you.

735
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: Guys mentioned monkey pops in the Flea episode. Apparently did

736
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 1: we really? Apparently?

737
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 2: No, we did not.

738
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 1: I saw I saw a comment that was like not true,

739
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: predicting monkey pox or something something like.

740
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 8: Wow.

741
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 4: I literally think I remember that. Wow, it's crazy how

742
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 4: I'm like.

743
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 2: That's not a good things that's happening.

744
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 4: No, it's not a good thing, but it's a good

745
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 4: thing for me because I can predict your future.

746
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Please don't hit me.

747
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 2: You embarrassed him.

748
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: One more woman, sit down.

749
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 2: Anybody that like you, We'll give you because if you

750
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 2: care about it, you won't it.

751
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: I cared about you, I'll cut I'll cut all that out.

752
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 4: To leave it in you want to leave that in.

753
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 4: Leave it in.

754
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't remember what that didn't happen.

755
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 1: We realized, Drew, I wasn't joking. Somebody actually did say

756
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 1: that about the comments.

757
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 4: I know because I really did talk about it, and

758
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 4: I remember talking about it. I already did it.

759
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 2: Why are you guys doing that.

760
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 4: Calling the last straight men? Yeah, it's like a dude

761
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 4: that did it? Being serious? How those fucking colaps hurt

762
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 4: so bad?

763
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 2: Like, look, did you have a little fragile baby hands?

764
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 4: Okay, we're back, We're back. Okay, So I have to

765
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 4: talk about the barbecue and an interaction with someone that

766
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 4: I had there. I think it's it's important to the

767
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 4: story to know who it was that I was talking to.

768
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 4: But I also don't want to say their name. But

769
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 4: I'm also like, I literally don't give a ship. But okay,

770
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 4: So I was talking to Troy Sevon. Yeah literally I was.

771
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 4: I was talking to choice of because we're the best friends.

772
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 4: Literally the most gorgeous man I've ever seen in my

773
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 4: entire life. But I was talking, Yes, I was talking

774
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 4: to Choiceyvon. I talked to like famous musicians and artists

775
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 4: all the time, Like my life is fucking crazy, Like

776
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 4: it was very but it's it's important to the story

777
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 4: because literally all I talked to talk to him about

778
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 4: was I'm not joking, like constipation, allergic reactions, like like

779
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 4: like skin diseases and like exema. And it was like

780
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 4: the worst conversation I've ever had with any human being

781
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 4: on the planet Earth. And like literally I just like

782
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 4: after I got home and like laid in bed and

783
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 4: thought about that night, I was like, damn, that was fun.

784
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 4: And then I thought about like our conversation, and I

785
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 4: literally physically like repulsed. I was like, dude, like why

786
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 4: would I ever talk.

787
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 3: About He thought, uh dur and Josiah was dating was

788
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 3: like how long have you are you guys seeing each other?

789
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 6: Yeah?

790
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 4: He's like are you guys seeing each other? Emmy and

791
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 4: Josiah like sccream, Oh.

792
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 3: Bring back Manley man My, damn bitch, damn damn.

793
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 4: I just literally today has just not been my day,

794
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,320
Speaker 4: Like nothing's landing, none of my conversations are sticking.

795
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,840
Speaker 2: Like it's just what you're doing, a good job.

796
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 4: Let's put this on what the screen?

797
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 2: What is that y'all laying next to each other?

798
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 4: Where's that from Miami? Oh, we'll insert this picture and

799
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 4: you tell us if it's true or not.

800
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 2: Wait, what does it say they genuinely would be so

801
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 2: cute together? I don't know.

802
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:35,839
Speaker 1: Yeah we would.

803
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 4: I think I think we would.

804
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: We're both tops.

805
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 2: You guys are too.

806
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 4: Okay, I know you're not to talk me when me

807
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,479
Speaker 4: when I'm literally a liar. Hey, my name is Kryen

808
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 4: and I'm a top.

809
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 1: Fun right now.

810
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 2: Okay, that's what I thought you were doing.

811
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 4: Damn, my name is kin. I have sex, bitch, don't lie.

812
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 2: Okay, you caught me. I told you I'm not a

813
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 2: good liar. Like I'm not a good.

814
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: Liar me playing this podcast in my therapy.

815
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 4: These are my two bullies who also employ me.

816
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 2: So these are my bullies.

817
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,919
Speaker 3: I'm supposed to talk to my therapists, but like, I'm

818
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 3: just too busy having fun and doing other stuff to

819
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 3: do that. But I'm like actually actively going more and

820
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 3: more insane.

821
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 8: Oh shit, Oh.

822
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 4: We've arrived at this point. What do you think? What

823
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 4: do you think of subtitles?

824
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:47,800
Speaker 2: Before you said the stupid COVID thing, Yeah.

825
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 4: That was you're like subtitles I.

826
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 2: Like, but as COVID thing.

827
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, like a genuine thought, and it's

828
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 3: so far gone now you think.

829
00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 4: I think we're the generation that brings.

830
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 3: Except I can't watch anything with subtitles when I'm high,

831
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 3: Like my brain cannot like move that fast.

832
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 4: So I have Me and Lucas and Josh have watched

833
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 4: fifteen minutes of a show and no, it was. It

834
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,399
Speaker 4: was very recently and we were all sober, and we've

835
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,479
Speaker 4: watched like like five or six minutes of a show

836
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 4: without realizing, like it was speaking Spanish and we were like,

837
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 4: and it was. It was a Japanese show, and we

838
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 4: were like, wait, why does this Japanese sound like Spanish

839
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 4: right now? And we had American subtitles on what fucking

840
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 4: show is that?

841
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 2: It's probably because my mom.

842
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 4: Yeah it was, it was your Netflix. What show was that?

843
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:39,919
Speaker 7: My mom?

844
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 3: Only I think I've said this also before, but my

845
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:43,720
Speaker 3: mom only speaks Spanish, so every time.

846
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 2: We log into my Netflix, show start in Spanish.

847
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 3: So we watched like two Benis and then when they

848
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 3: first when they first start talking, we're like.

849
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 4: Huh huh, huh ha.

850
00:36:58,800 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 5: Huh.

851
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 4: I entered The Spelling Bee in fourth grade and oh

852
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 4: it was bad. It was so bad.

853
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 2: We entered it now out of fourth grade. I still

854
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 2: think it.

855
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 4: We had two test rounds, or we had one test

856
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 4: round and then a serious round, and my test word

857
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 4: was salami. Failed it, but I was like, okay, I

858
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,879
Speaker 4: get another chance. I like will pass the next round.

859
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 4: And then we did it, and I was like, literally

860
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,760
Speaker 4: the fourth person eliminated because I was a fourth person

861
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 4: that went and I had to spell sombrero and I

862
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 4: genuinely don't know if I know how to spell it today.

863
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 4: It's s O M B R E R O is

864
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 4: how you spell it? And then salami is s A

865
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 4: L A M. I yeah, okay, so I can spell

866
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 4: it a fourth grade level. No, but if you if

867
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,320
Speaker 4: Kai like picked four words out for me to spell

868
00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 4: random ass words, I wouldn't be able to spell them

869
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 4: straight up, any of them.

870
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 2: Could you spell accessibility?

871
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: No?

872
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 4: A No, it's just my brain. My brain goes too fast.

873
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 4: A C C E S S A B I L

874
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 4: I T y.

875
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: Uh Yeah again two O more time.

876
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,280
Speaker 4: I can't. I did it too.

877
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 2: Fast, he said to SS. And I don't know if

878
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:21,280
Speaker 2: there's two.

879
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 4: A C C E S S A B I L

880
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 4: I T Y.

881
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,280
Speaker 1: No, that's wrong.

882
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 4: Fuck off?

883
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: Okay, how do you spell it? A C C E S, S, I,

884
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: B fuck, L I T R. I think you said

885
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: A before.

886
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I really thought I got it. I know

887
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 4: I was like, I thought you.

888
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 2: Got it too, But then I was like something after.

889
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 4: That ability, accessibility.

890
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 3: I guess it also is like a bit difficult to

891
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 3: spell when you pronounce things like differently than the way

892
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 3: they were written in nineteen sixty one.

893
00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 4: When did the word accessibility drop? Let's look that up.

894
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 2: I'm going to assume like eighteen sixty three. I'm really

895
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 2: stuck on the sixties.

896
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:14,400
Speaker 4: When did the word accessibility come out? The word homosexual

897
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 4: like it popped up like sixteen forty, Dawn, I said,

898
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 4: eighteen sixty.

899
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 3: Literally, I have absolutely no gauge of time, like literally

900
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 3: at all, because look at that.

901
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 2: If you were born in like two thousand.

902
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 4: And four, look what comes up when I look up.

903
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 4: When did the word.

904
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:40,879
Speaker 2: Have you looked that up before? Eighteen sixty eight? Hella lay,

905
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 2: I would say that's early what there's been gay people

906
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 2: before that. They just didn't know, they couldn't put their.

907
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 4: Finger on it, in it, but no no one cared.

908
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 4: They started caring in eighteen sixty none cared before.

909
00:39:58,840 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 2: That's how I feel.

910
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 3: About myself, like, no one cared about me until it

911
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,800
Speaker 3: was like super popular and important.

912
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 2: Why did you shake your head?

913
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: Yes, Kai, I was agreeing with you.

914
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 2: That's not something to agree with. You're supposed to say

915
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 2: no people cared about you before that, Like.

916
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 1: I thought, women, you're supposed to listen to women.

917
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 4: And then he is listening and learning.

918
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,760
Speaker 1: Yes, not me, listening and learning.

919
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:23,720
Speaker 4: Still can't spell?

920
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 2: Are you trying to spell something else?

921
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 4: Uh? No? So we are literally living in the last

922
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 4: goad generation. We have a habitable earth, We have cars

923
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 4: that we get to drive. What else I have written down?

924
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 4: I have a bunch of things. We have like decent climate,

925
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 4: we have monarch, butterflies and everything else. In like ten

926
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:58,959
Speaker 4: fifteen years, it's going to be done.

927
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 3: I've been genuinely saying to people, I'm like, damn, I

928
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 3: like finally came around to being like, you know what,

929
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 3: I would love to have.

930
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 2: Kids, but I'm like, I won't be able to have kids,

931
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 2: Like I just.

932
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 4: Won't if this is just a repeat of the seventies,

933
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 4: because like literally they thought the world was ending in

934
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 4: the seventies too, and people chose to not have children

935
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 4: in the seventies because they're like the world is going

936
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 4: to end, fair though now it's it.

937
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: Was ending, Like there is such a small statistical probability

938
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 1: at the fact that we made it to this point.

939
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:31,439
Speaker 1: Have you ever looked up the nuclear bomb like accidents. No,

940
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 1: there's like recorded events where they were transporting a nuke

941
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: across the United States and it just fell out of

942
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: the plane and it just didn't go off, and that

943
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 1: there's like thirty things that happened like that, Like the

944
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: Cold War was about to happen. It was literally like

945
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 1: a thirty minute thing that was called off to like

946
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,879
Speaker 1: shoot nukes off. So I think they were like totally valid.

947
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 4: Well we're not.

948
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 3: So do you think that, like it's valid to feel

949
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 3: like it's kind of a not gonna happen situation or

950
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 3: do you think it's valid to feel it.

951
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 1: I feel like the trs that the world ending are

952
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 1: lower now than in the seventies, for sure, I hope so.

953
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 4: But yeah, the world's not.

954
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 3: Like, how do I have Apple pay but y'all can't

955
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 3: fix global warm that's because a.

956
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,720
Speaker 4: Global warming is the thing?

957
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 2: No, Like, I'm so denxerious. Why can I do PayPal

958
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 2: check out.

959
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 3: On any website in the world, But y'all can't fix

960
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 3: the temperature.

961
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 4: Globe because every time you buy a new mew jacket,

962
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 4: it has to travel six thousand miles via jet and

963
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:45,240
Speaker 4: pump a thirty thousand tons of carbon monoxide or carbon

964
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 4: dioxide into our atmosphere, which is melting holes. If you

965
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 4: need the best skincare in the world, go to Australia.

966
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 4: They have a hole in the ozone layer above their country,

967
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 4: so they all are constantly fix it. No, it's still

968
00:42:59,000 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 4: bad over there.

969
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: It is still bad, yeah, people, but we.

970
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 4: Fixed this is you know what's crazy is that that

971
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 4: was like one of the only times in the world

972
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 4: where everybody was like, you know what, like we got

973
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,720
Speaker 4: to do something about this fucking hole in the ozone

974
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 4: layer because all of our oxygen is literally leaving the earth.

975
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 4: We're not going to be able to be here for

976
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 4: fifty more years if we don't. And then they pass

977
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 4: like some fucking law that like literally just stopped the

978
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 4: production of this one kim that like was actively destroying

979
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 4: our ozone and then it healed itself. But like, why

980
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 4: can't we just rally and do that? Why I stop climate?

981
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard that you would if you like slowly

982
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 3: because you consume so much of it.

983
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 2: If you just stopped using poppers like it was everything.

984
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 1: Wow, this is the second time you've done this this episode.

985
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 2: Do you think people are gonna think I'm like homophobic

986
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 2: or something?

987
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 1: For sure, I'm.

988
00:43:55,800 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 2: Just trying to make sure, making sure? What bitch? Oh

989
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 2: did you go get proof that I was right?

990
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 9: No?

991
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:06,479
Speaker 4: These are yours that you left in my room. No one,

992
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 4: those are yours that you left in my room.

993
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 2: Riddled me this.

994
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 3: I bought a big version and I gave die.

995
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 4: You're gonna die. Those actually aren't mine.

996
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 1: I know.

997
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 2: I bought the big one and I gave it to you.

998
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 2: Did someone take it?

999
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 4: You gave me this one?

1000
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 2: It was the flat Oh wait, maybe this is mine?

1001
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 4: Yes, because I I swear like you never gave me

1002
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 4: a big one. I swear on my life. Oh no,

1003
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 4: Now it's gonna smell like that in here? What I

1004
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 4: used that to clean my fingernails?

1005
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is no remember that I use a lot.

1006
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 4: Oh, I smell it. I smell the poppers.

1007
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 2: You want a more concentrated sniff?

1008
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 4: Whoa, but yeah, I heard that I unregulated porn. The

1009
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:55,240
Speaker 4: porn will be regulated. That's why we're the last good generation.

1010
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 4: We're literally still in the wild wild West with the Internet,

1011
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 4: and soon it's all to be regulated. Just wait, we're

1012
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 4: all gonna be We're all gonna look back in twenty

1013
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 4: years and be like we were fucking degenerate, delinquid scum.

1014
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 2: I think like that about myself, like two years.

1015
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 1: Ago, you need to not eat whatever chicken that was

1016
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 1: before the podcast.

1017
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 4: What I literally was like, I feel like so normal normally,

1018
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 4: I feel like fucking shit, Can I please of my balls?

1019
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 3: No, but like you're giving me a little peak show

1020
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 3: through sports and I can see your bowl to.

1021
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 1: Now, I can't, can I see? Can I see Kai?

1022
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna clean your feet. I don't want to

1023
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 4: see you.

1024
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 3: I don't think I saw anybody having anything to say

1025
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 3: about me saying my feet getting warm literally makes me horny,

1026
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 3: Like no one had anything to say about that. I

1027
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 3: didn't see a single comment about that, and it was

1028
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 3: just grazed over, which is good because that means that

1029
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 3: we have like older people watching us now who were

1030
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 3: like around our age.

1031
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 2: So you understand, because I can't stand when I see like.

1032
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,359
Speaker 3: A person talk about like, oh my god, they say

1033
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 3: they want to like suck my toes that's so weird.

1034
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 2: I'm like, there's nothing weird about that.

1035
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 4: Just I am, Oh my god, just airing out your fetish.

1036
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 2: I find every part of the body of someone i'm

1037
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 2: attracted to awesome.

1038
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 1: Just I was working on his laptop with like his

1039
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 1: pants down, so his ass was like hanging out. Well

1040
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 1: he just he just put it away.

1041
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 4: Pull that dick out, pull that dick out, pull that

1042
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:36,919
Speaker 4: dick out, pull that dick out. Dick pull that dick out,

1043
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 4: pull that dick out. Oh he's doing it, pull that

1044
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 4: dick out.

1045
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 2: I will never Oh my god.

1046
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 9: I will never ever be here again. I will never

1047
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 9: ever put up with this again. Being all the time

1048
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 9: sexualized by all of you.

1049
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,919
Speaker 4: That's literally me. Although comments like talk about it so much,

1050
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 4: they're like, damn, Drew like has juice silently handles all

1051
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:09,439
Speaker 4: of his traumas, and it's from you two. Y'all are bitch.

1052
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: No, we don't. Yeah, we're so nice to you.

1053
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know why'd you take it? And I'll throw

1054
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 2: away never. Oh it is Drew putting on a show

1055
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 2: like he's.

1056
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: Like, okay, yeah, he's pretending.

1057
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,320
Speaker 2: What do you have to say?

1058
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,359
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, chill out.

1059
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 2: Just beare fucking hairy ass cheeks are out.

1060
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 6: Sorry my pads are writing a little notes.

1061
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: Together, like too.

1062
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 2: Long, because now we're getting to the point where we

1063
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 2: think like showing our cracks to each other, like the

1064
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 2: boys do that?

1065
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 4: Have you been doing that for a like opened the

1066
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,959
Speaker 4: door and pull down my pants and run off the stair.

1067
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 4: Literally yesterday when I came, when you came? Did you

1068
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:11,280
Speaker 4: just get here yesterday?

1069
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 5: Never?

1070
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 2: No, he's been never I was, I don't know, just

1071
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:22,760
Speaker 2: has been like the second week of a podcast episode.

1072
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 4: He's just casulatd Vien here for two weeks.

1073
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,879
Speaker 2: It's awesome. It feels like we're like fucking twenty agin.

1074
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 4: I know, it feels like we're roommates. Wait, guys, and

1075
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 4: they were roommates.

1076
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 2: Ah.

1077
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: Never, I was thinking that it does feel like thirteen

1078
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: oh four.

1079
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 2: You might as well have not existed back then. You

1080
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 2: might well have like not like been on the planet

1081
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 2: like you were giving.

1082
00:48:55,200 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 4: It's the way we all wait, wait can you? Thirteen

1083
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:02,399
Speaker 4: o four was a very special time.

1084
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:04,720
Speaker 2: It was literally the best time. I remember.

1085
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 3: Josh used to always be like, oh, the salad days,

1086
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 3: the salad days, And now I'm like, yeah, so true.

1087
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 3: The days oh days.

1088
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 4: Oh damn, only ten minutes. We talked about it.

1089
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 3: Only every time we're filming, Kai will like say a

1090
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 3: random number to us because we'll get to a point

1091
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 3: where we're.

1092
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:32,280
Speaker 4: Like, well, damn, what else do I say right now?

1093
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 3: And then Kyle will be like, yeah, y'all have been

1094
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 3: going for like seven minutes and.

1095
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 4: Four minutes.

1096
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like sometimes I believe it, and then sometimes I

1097
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:46,240
Speaker 2: don't because then I remember Joe Kai is like a liar.

1098
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 1: Liar, I'm a liar.

1099
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 2: Why'd you say it with that face you have?

1100
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,919
Speaker 4: Like, oh fucking and you don't do that. I didn't

1101
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,439
Speaker 4: do ship, motherfucker literally hurt so bad.

1102
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,359
Speaker 3: I didn't do anything you wish. I would tell you

1103
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,320
Speaker 3: missed my touch? A minute, say you missed my touch?

1104
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,439
Speaker 3: Did you with say you miss my touch?

1105
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 4: Drew? You see this?

1106
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 2: Maybe that's true?

1107
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 4: Holy Ship, that's scary.

1108
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 10: I like those things in like you want that pop

1109
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:29,400
Speaker 10: up and then going downstly, Oh my god.

1110
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 5: Just.

1111
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 4: Su that was like a.

1112
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 5: Wait can you see me?

1113
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:40,439
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1114
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 4: Yes, the whole thing.

1115
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 3: Wait one time, one time when I was in a

1116
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 3: haunted house when I was like four.

1117
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 4: Okay, but like you're lying now because you weren't fourteen ever,

1118
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 4: like you were never fourteen or fifteen.

1119
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 3: I hit one of the employees in the face because

1120
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 3: it freaked me out, and I swung and hit them

1121
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 3: in the face, and the mask they were wearing like

1122
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,360
Speaker 3: turns because it was like a big head and it turns.

1123
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 2: And then I got yelled at are you taking photos

1124
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:15,799
Speaker 2: of me? Why are you taking photos of me? Back

1125
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 2: there on my phone?

1126
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 3: Okay, well should we get into media, dude? I wish

1127
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 3: I had like good media.

1128
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 2: I haven't seen a movie since I started playing Fortnite.

1129
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 4: I have a good dat media. I saw Noe.

1130
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 3: Oh wait, all my friends when I was like, oh

1131
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 3: my god, I want to see Nope really bad. All

1132
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 3: my friends on the one day I worked all day

1133
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:38,760
Speaker 3: went to go see it without.

1134
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 4: Me, and it was so much sweeter.

1135
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 3: The good news is someone in there had COVID and

1136
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 3: they're gonna have it, but like not with symptoms, but

1137
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 3: they're all gonna see their families.

1138
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 4: Someone monkey parks, Yeah it was me, bitch, and now

1139
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 4: you have it. But no, I saw Nope and it

1140
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,800
Speaker 4: was literally a masterpiece.

1141
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 5: Ah.

1142
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:05,399
Speaker 4: I wouldn't say masterpiece, I'd say like it was a

1143
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 4: really really amazing take on that style of movie. I

1144
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,799
Speaker 4: don't want to say what happened in it if you

1145
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 4: don't know, because you should go see it without like

1146
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 4: knowing what's going on and going to a completely blind

1147
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 4: but like, yeah, I've never seen some of these takes made,

1148
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:26,240
Speaker 4: and I've it was really awesome, and like the modeling

1149
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 4: of certain things was really fucking cool. And fuck, whoa, whoa,

1150
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 4: and no, you're gonna stay back there and you know

1151
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 4: then your lesson, you're gonna stay back there for ten minutes.

1152
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 4: Oh look at this, Yeah you got it. But yeah, nope,

1153
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:57,799
Speaker 4: was literally so great, like so fun, so great. I

1154
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 4: don't have anything else to say. And the second episode

1155
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 4: of the rehearsal is the best comedy episode of comedy,

1156
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 4: the best episode of comedy I've ever seen in my

1157
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 4: entire life on television. Simply, yeah, it's unreal.

1158
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 2: It's fucked up. My media of the Sleigh.

1159
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 3: Is any song by Don Omar because it reminds me

1160
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 3: of being like seven and getting my head busted open

1161
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 3: in a bounce house, Nasty by Ariana Grande and Helmet

1162
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 3: by Steve Lacy. Josiah says Nasty is a part of

1163
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 3: his media as well.

1164
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 4: Julius by Lady Gaga, Yeah, Wichita Lineman by Glenn Campbell,

1165
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 4: and then Pondi Floor by Major Lazer A, and then

1166
00:53:56,920 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 4: we get the voo boo sways uh World Cup vibes.

1167
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,759
Speaker 2: Oh that's for Jeru. But I found him up there

1168
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 2: and he hangled.

1169
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 4: He like puts my b hole right there and it

1170
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 4: just goes like right.

1171
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 2: In yeah, and then a little doll.

1172
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 4: It hurts, but it presses against my prostate in a

1173
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 4: very clear way. How all right, bye bye, all right,

1174
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 4: let's leave him back there, Let's.

1175
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:39,319
Speaker 10: Go, Yeah, Ki, please, can you hear me?

1176
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 1: Do not? But he seems like, can you tell let

1177
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 1: me out?

1178
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 5: Can you hear me?

1179
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 1: I can hear you, but I'm not supposed to help

1180
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 1: you for some reason.

1181
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 3: Hm hm m.

1182
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 9: M m.

1183
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 1: Soup.

1184
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 5: So that up please, I just want to go. I'll

1185
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:29,799
Speaker 5: cover it.

1186
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 2: No, I'll cover the Can you do it? Do it?

1187
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 5: Wow? Ah?

1188
00:55:43,640 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 2: Why sh