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Speaker 1: is missing to date. It's uh tax season and she's
Speaker 1: busy being a finance bitch. But we have someone that
Speaker 1: you guys have been begging us to have on the show,
Speaker 1: and she's finally sucking here. I'm he sisters cheese. It's
Speaker 1: your sister and chief Jessie Will God listen. I'm excited
Speaker 1: to be like, I gonna do it, but you know
Speaker 1: I'm following you on Instagram for forever and I just
Speaker 1: wasn't ready to see it. In the flush by the way,
Speaker 1: shout out to a friend of my named Josie, he
Speaker 1: was like, bitch, Oh my god. She starts freaking out
Speaker 1: about having you on, and then she says to me
Speaker 1: and I can now say it because it is good.
Speaker 1: She's like, tell me how her hair looks in person?
Speaker 1: Oh girl, listen, I don't breaking. Everybody really is just
Speaker 1: an Instagram. Everybody's always asking me like, I don't play.
Speaker 1: I've never been the type to play about my hair.
Speaker 1: If you scroll back to before I did videos in
Speaker 1: June last year, my hair has always been laid like
Speaker 1: a chord, like your skin looks sprayed on, like it
Speaker 1: doesn't look you know, it's the Haitian skin. I don't know,
Speaker 1: you know, I can't so wait, I have a question.
Speaker 1: You told me when we got in here you had
Speaker 1: a boyfriend. Um, is he Haitian too? He's not? Oh
Speaker 1: you so you're just leaving all y'all be getting out
Speaker 1: of the white boys. But look, no, listen, Haitian Haitian mens.
Speaker 1: She went to Hatient mens. I just could not because
Speaker 1: they're like, and you already do be flipping your taxes
Speaker 1: and ship but it is the season. But I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just feel like Haitian men, they're just so controlling.
Speaker 1: And there they have an old school island here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's a Haitian dooty pussy because you know
Speaker 1: Jamaican do they eat pussy? Now? They eat pussy like
Speaker 1: they eat goat men love, we love goad meeting Haiti
Speaker 1: Haitian man will eat the funk out some pussy. So,
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm really glad that we're talking about
Speaker 1: how Haitian because it's episode a good specializing, we know,
Speaker 1: and so we are just coming off Women's Day. We
Speaker 1: may be airing this a little bit later. But um,
Speaker 1: yesterday with Women's Day and I know all y'all want
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, well, you know, like you're gonna
Speaker 1: bash man today, But no, this is a lesson to
Speaker 1: be learned from niggas. It ain't ship and something. You'll
Speaker 1: be acting like you have no idea why we're upset.
Speaker 1: We're gonna let you know. We have a top ten list.
Speaker 1: I literally did half and Jesse did the other half
Speaker 1: and you'all are going to have it to let the
Speaker 1: sisters know. So tell us like, um, so we know
Speaker 1: you're on Instagram. Most of us know you from Instagram,
Speaker 1: but I saw that you had BT in your bio,
Speaker 1: Like what do you do now? So I've done television
Speaker 1: before I was I started doing TV before I was
Speaker 1: doing the videos. It's just um, now more people know
Speaker 1: who I am. That basically what I was, that worl um.
Speaker 1: You know before that I was a while not girl.
Speaker 1: It's dopeless because that see they have little Spanish girls
Speaker 1: that I know, well you know when I allowed them now,
Speaker 1: to be honest, we didn't. I didn't get that much speaking.
Speaker 1: I didn't get any speaking role and I didn't get
Speaker 1: to do many episodes because I was not exotic and
Speaker 1: they just kept it frank with us, like you know,
Speaker 1: and I can just tell y'all like face makeup everyone,
Speaker 1: but they would tell us, like, you know, I didn't
Speaker 1: have the followers and I didn't have the look so
Speaker 1: many followers at the time, I had like forty nine,
Speaker 1: I know, but it was like all the girls that
Speaker 1: were there, they had like two three, hun thousand, and
Speaker 1: most of the girls that were there looked a certain
Speaker 1: way and they all were like naked on their Instagram
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And so I was asking
Speaker 1: for more opportunities, and it was like I went into wild,
Speaker 1: not like telling jokes. Wow, so you were not an install.
Speaker 1: So we had another out while in our comedian um
Speaker 1: Samoney and when Mandy brought her on, so I have
Speaker 1: a thing, Well I'm kind of over it now, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to de stigmatize myself. But I really didn't
Speaker 1: want to have like Instagram models on. I really didn't.
Speaker 1: I wanted to have girls. So when I saw that
Speaker 1: she was coming on and saw our followers, I was
Speaker 1: like now, And the second she came in here, she
Speaker 1: was hilarious. She's funny, my tongue like, she's hilarious. But
Speaker 1: the thing with her, she's not She wasn't a wild
Speaker 1: now girl, She's a cast member. So I was a
Speaker 1: wild Knot girl, which is the girls that just plants
Speaker 1: around and hold the sign. She had ass and jokes, well,
Speaker 1: I'm auditioned telling jokes. I didn't have the following. So
Speaker 1: they was like, okay, well we could make a wid
Speaker 1: not girl. Then you get there. When you get there,
Speaker 1: every day they put everybody's pictures up, all your follower counts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they're like the girls with the most followers get
Speaker 1: the most shows. Yes. It was some bullshit, yeah, and
Speaker 1: so that motivated me to get my following, but to
Speaker 1: get it in an organic way, to get it without
Speaker 1: having to show my ass, without having to you know,
Speaker 1: and even then it because you have a lot of impressions,
Speaker 1: like you have tens of thousands of people watching your
Speaker 1: videos where you know, sometimes I've been noticing the new
Speaker 1: Instagram wave, Like I'll click on some chicken ship and
Speaker 1: they've got to familion followers but a thousand likes, right exactly.
Speaker 1: You know a lot of people are they're cheating with
Speaker 1: their lights, they're cheating with their likes. So you know
Speaker 1: what Instagram Loosten and so we do icebreakers. And I
Speaker 1: really the reason I asked you if you've watched our
Speaker 1: show or heard our shows, because these are pretty nasty. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: now here's a very listen to this part. What's your man?
Speaker 1: Would you rather? He asked? Or lick his toes? This
Speaker 1: is like a staple question. I would lick his toes.
Speaker 1: What your first? Girl that said that I would lick
Speaker 1: his toes? Why the toes? He would? He would probably
Speaker 1: punch my lights out if I try to lick at
Speaker 1: This is if he let you, what would you prefer
Speaker 1: to do? I would lick his toes? But do you
Speaker 1: like yours? You know? I don't know what I had
Speaker 1: to do it. I had somebody. I had a Jamaican
Speaker 1: guy one time lick my ass. But I was all
Speaker 1: of them, the ones that you got a bed to eat.
Speaker 1: I know, girl, he ate my ass and I wasn't
Speaker 1: ready because I hadn't had no wax and then my
Speaker 1: my my ass hair belong and ship. So I was like,
Speaker 1: is he sure it's really doing this right? I think
Speaker 1: it's like something about the ass, like it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't want to like bry you know, what you
Speaker 1: should like. You should try it, but it is a
Speaker 1: thing in your head. You got he I don't know it.
Speaker 1: He do it, they do it. Maybe I'll have a
Speaker 1: conversation every before I went here. Alright, this one is extra.
Speaker 1: You gotta pick one. Okay, all right? If you had
Speaker 1: an MMF threesome male male female, would you rather do DP?
Speaker 1: Do you know what that is? Oh? Man, this is sorry.
Speaker 1: I really shouldn't have turned it up. So let me
Speaker 1: tell you the acronyms. First, DV is double vagina penetration
Speaker 1: and DP is double penetration. I got enough person that
Speaker 1: we would you rather do DP? Because asked? And then vagina?
Speaker 1: So one and one one and the other. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll do one of the vagina wanted to ask. Wow,
Speaker 1: well maybe you are what it's not. You're gonna be like,
Speaker 1: I can't do it, but it's sold of like you know,
Speaker 1: I don't do it. You know. The thing is, I've
Speaker 1: never done an't though, I'll be honest, and you would
Speaker 1: rather try ANAM before doing it because I ain't got
Speaker 1: all that pussy. I ain't got enough pussy. I don't
Speaker 1: even like I don't even like my boyfriend putting his
Speaker 1: whole dick in me. That's when you know what's good
Speaker 1: he is. And now we see why you got a
Speaker 1: man's girl. Did you see the video of the Viches
Speaker 1: dying to jump on Safari's dick? Girl, Listen, listen. I
Speaker 1: bought the song. Listen. I ain't doaload the song because
Speaker 1: my man was like, I uploaded one video about that ship,
Speaker 1: and my man was like, oh, so we're looking at
Speaker 1: safari dick. Now that's what we're doing. It's like a
Speaker 1: big thing. I do celebrity jobs just looking. I'm just
Speaker 1: I don't touch I just look. Listen. I was in
Speaker 1: a group chat and some of these buses like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's too much. I was like, I would
Speaker 1: like a challenge. And you know, I always thought he
Speaker 1: was corny, and I honestly felt happy for you. I
Speaker 1: saw a lot of downloads happened in that day, a
Speaker 1: lot of girls with supporting Safari. Brooklyn you know, you
Speaker 1: know here Brooklyn Nigga, Brooklyn Bitches was catching the train
Speaker 1: to see where he had. I take a bite. Listen.
Speaker 1: You know Safari. Things changed for Safari. I see there's
Speaker 1: a lot at the end of the tunnel for him.
Speaker 1: I see it will really change. It really will. Well,
Speaker 1: that's why we all have in the past. I don't
Speaker 1: know anymore, but I do. Yeah, I don't want to pay.
Speaker 1: So we every week on the show do a Kink
Speaker 1: of the Week, and this is basically where we find
Speaker 1: something that is either a really difficult word to say
Speaker 1: or something we all might not we all might like
Speaker 1: but just don't know the word of. So this week,
Speaker 1: the reason that he came up is I've been seeing
Speaker 1: a guy named Jeeves. I say that because he's really smart,
Speaker 1: like ask Jeeves, and he's really kinky. And he said
Speaker 1: something to me like I loved when you creamed on me,
Speaker 1: and I was like thanks. Now I immediately was kind
Speaker 1: of nervous. I'm like, oh my god, I did. And
Speaker 1: so I started looking up, like what makes are become white?
Speaker 1: So it's when you're ovulating you have a thicker white fluid.
Speaker 1: Because when he said that ship, I said, I don't
Speaker 1: smell nothing. I gotta use thee at all, but thicker
Speaker 1: white like, um, it's it's literally a sexual loop. So
Speaker 1: the word for it, because he told me he's been
Speaker 1: watching videos about it, is called gruel. Now it's not
Speaker 1: the mean girl's word that everybody says when she's also
Speaker 1: not to be confused with a squirting fluid. Gruel is
Speaker 1: the natural loop that we produce when sexually aroused. The
Speaker 1: reason that a lot of us don't really know about
Speaker 1: it is because generally it's clear, we think we're just
Speaker 1: getting wet. But gruel is, particularly when it's like white
Speaker 1: end quote unquote creamy. Not also to be confused with
Speaker 1: vaginal discharge. It's a fluid we have that just becomes
Speaker 1: thicker during ovulation. Rule what you knowing it? I mean,
Speaker 1: I've seen myself grew before, ye, my man, I have.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that's what it was. I honestly just
Speaker 1: thought I was just extra. I just thought I was
Speaker 1: just extra. Just yeah, it's the time in place that
Speaker 1: when you're like, if it's clear, white, clear and stretchy,
Speaker 1: no matter what color it is, if it's white, it's
Speaker 1: just like thicker. That's ovulating time. So it's like eggs
Speaker 1: so here, so my eggs are really on his dick,
Speaker 1: like that's what it is. I mean, yeah, and maybe
Speaker 1: his end up on your face. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the thing is. You know, he'd be he'd be careful
Speaker 1: with my frontal I can't get. Come on, I really
Speaker 1: appreciate that because I remember when she yes, did you
Speaker 1: not think that was a little overboard? And I was overboard? Like, Sis,
Speaker 1: come on, it's good for your skin. Now, don't be mad.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like it's good, it got
Speaker 1: vitamins in it, but just don't get it near my
Speaker 1: front because my front on my slip. So what do
Speaker 1: you do? Do you take it like this? You know what? Honestly,
Speaker 1: my man is so considerate. He holds he pays for
Speaker 1: your hair? Is that how he doesn't? But he holds
Speaker 1: down my front general sex, and I just appreciate. I
Speaker 1: just loved the ship out that man. He holds my
Speaker 1: frontel down because he knows the struggle of me spraying
Speaker 1: down the ship and how I try to have it
Speaker 1: last for two days. So because oh because it could, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it could. It starts slipping back, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying? Yeah, he your hat like you don't take
Speaker 1: it like I take it on and off. But like
Speaker 1: when I'm when I put it on, I put it
Speaker 1: on for a couple of days. This man has actually
Speaker 1: helped me secure my wig before come the funk on
Speaker 1: you like I have the wrong. What's wrong with him
Speaker 1: is not that cute's man is fine? He's six ft four,
Speaker 1: come on, big him on the internet. No, he m
Speaker 1: he's best friends with my cousin's boyfriend. So I looked up.
Speaker 1: But so it's so funny because at first I was like,
Speaker 1: when I first met him, I was like because I
Speaker 1: was just over New York guys. But then like, we
Speaker 1: went on a couple of dates, and then the last
Speaker 1: date we went on to Atlantic City, and it's so
Speaker 1: funny because once Atlantic City we ain't do nothing. And
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, I just wish he would try
Speaker 1: to suck me, and he didn't try to fund me,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I'm a fucking ship. So
Speaker 1: I just talked about this. Her weight didn't come off
Speaker 1: her headphones, curing a man help. I was just talking
Speaker 1: about last weekend, how this new dude that meant it.
Speaker 1: I haven't had such a new person for like a year,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I knew I was gonna give
Speaker 1: him some pussy. Right. He gets to my place and
Speaker 1: he's like, you know what, I feel like you're really drunk,
Speaker 1: and like, is it okay if I touch a year
Speaker 1: it's okay if I do this, I'm like, keep asking questions.
Speaker 1: He asked me if it was okay to take his
Speaker 1: clothes off, and that's when I was like ready to
Speaker 1: throw the pussy. So I just want to tell all
Speaker 1: of y'all, even if you really don't give a fuck,
Speaker 1: you will more likely have the situation you want instead
Speaker 1: of me too. Come on, somebody, just on, come on.
Speaker 1: My nigg is ain't pressed with the pussy that's wanted.
Speaker 1: I want to literally throw it right across the road. Listen.
Speaker 1: I fun that man like he owed me something. Okay,
Speaker 1: So thank you for the trip, girl, Thank you for that.
Speaker 1: Thank you for their dwinks girl. Okay, So y'all told
Speaker 1: me that I needed to make sure that I asked
Speaker 1: everything you needed to know. So what I did was
Speaker 1: we went online Horrible Decisions page and basically posted something
Speaker 1: on Women's Day, which I feel like really emptied it.
Speaker 1: What grinds your ears? Gears the most about men? Let's
Speaker 1: go through them together, because our horrible decision for this
Speaker 1: week at the top ten reasons many ship girl. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. I had it up for maybe
Speaker 1: thirty minutes, and we don't have We only have like
Speaker 1: eleven thousand followers over a hundred and thirty comments. It
Speaker 1: was crazy, Like I couldn't believe it. Girl. The sisters
Speaker 1: want to let you out know right, So here it goes.
Speaker 1: What piss you off about? Men of the most say
Speaker 1: your due? One bitch said breathing. They really do. But
Speaker 1: I really like, do you not just something? Look like, dude,
Speaker 1: so many times I wanted to put a pillow over
Speaker 1: the face. Let's see acting oblivious when they don't really
Speaker 1: know exactly what the is going on. I want us
Speaker 1: to look at this together. See if you see something.
Speaker 1: See lack of effort, inconsistency, inconsistency, lack of ambition. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a lot of motherfucker's the name. I'm a basement
Speaker 1: that ain't trying to do nothing with their lives. One
Speaker 1: of these girls left several comments, um, when they assume
Speaker 1: you're gonna catch feelings after said, okay, I like that
Speaker 1: because they've been trying to tell you like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not looking for anything, nigger. I know we just
Speaker 1: met to exactly. Come down. Let's give me a dick.
Speaker 1: I know I'm throwing the listen, just put the dick
Speaker 1: on the screen, let me see how I look. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna come through, give me the dick, and I'm out now.
Speaker 1: One I had a lot of women put double standards.
Speaker 1: What do you think is the biggest double standards with
Speaker 1: men and women that you're seeing in dating? I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's the one that I feel like the
Speaker 1: most popular one obviously, is that women are horns, right,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And it's like, sir, if
Speaker 1: you're if I'm single and I want to mingle, like
Speaker 1: I don't, I'm not necessarily a whore for that. You
Speaker 1: know what always tripped me out when dudes act like
Speaker 1: chicks that funk around are like loose and this and that, like,
Speaker 1: but what if a man all year? It's true, it's true,
Speaker 1: it's true. I'm still getting a pounding. Come on, come on,
Speaker 1: um let's see uh the wine that you're too tired
Speaker 1: for sex after you just spent an hour cooking and
Speaker 1: cleaning up while they sat in the ass and didn't help.
Speaker 1: Well okay xo x so plus we know you did that.
Speaker 1: You musn't really been feeling that really? Why me and
Speaker 1: my man? Sometimes he'd be like, babe, please please come on,
Speaker 1: let me rest let me rest I've been trying to
Speaker 1: tell I'd be trying to squeeze all of his juices
Speaker 1: because all the cane, that right, and but he just
Speaker 1: he'd just be working so hard. So it's like after
Speaker 1: a while, he's just like how old is he? Though?
Speaker 1: How is my boyfriend? I wonder the reason I asked
Speaker 1: this because of staming a question because I went to
Speaker 1: geest mid thirties. Yeah, so like I feel like so
Speaker 1: my co host Mandy loved to young niggas. It's a thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I wonder if it's because they can work a lot. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this, Uh, I agree with that.
Speaker 1: Like I'm twenty seven. I did it with last summer.
Speaker 1: I did it with like a year old. Oh, don't
Speaker 1: ask me what I was in Canada. I was. I
Speaker 1: was in Canada for like no, no, no no, no. He
Speaker 1: was a guy that I knew for a while we
Speaker 1: were friends and now he was and he just so
Speaker 1: happened to be in Canada while I was there, and
Speaker 1: so like, how does Drake? So no, it's not so
Speaker 1: we're there and you know, I knew I was gonna
Speaker 1: get the date, like we I was just texting rand me.
Speaker 1: He was like, I was like, hey, I'm downtown Montre.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm there too, because he plays for
Speaker 1: one of the football teams out there or whatever. So
Speaker 1: he's like, you know, do you want to get some drinks.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I want to guess not drunks. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be drunking and night. Did he know he
Speaker 1: was getting the pussy? He knew he was getting pussy?
Speaker 1: How do you know he knew because we had before,
Speaker 1: so yeah, no, no, no, but we hadn't like yeah
Speaker 1: he was. It was like he was, yeah, he was
Speaker 1: like nineteen. Wow. I never really. But the thing is,
Speaker 1: at the time, I didn't know he was because, like
Speaker 1: we're both. I was in school. I was at the
Speaker 1: school where he was at two, but I was getting
Speaker 1: my masters. But I assumed he will excuse me, so
Speaker 1: I was getting my masters. He was a youthful scene
Speaker 1: and now so child, we make a long story short. Child,
Speaker 1: he sucked the ship out of my ass, and it
Speaker 1: was like he was coming back to back and I said, okay,
Speaker 1: is it but my pussy trash? What's going on? Like
Speaker 1: is it? But he was just having the time in
Speaker 1: his life and we just kept sucking and wing. It
Speaker 1: was like it went on for hours. See, I don't
Speaker 1: like that. You know what I aspired to have when
Speaker 1: I have a man again, I want sex, Like I
Speaker 1: want a very good thirty minute sex, yeah, just before bed.
Speaker 1: Just give me your best but that she can do.
Speaker 1: Just give me a little you know, a little some something.
Speaker 1: Give me a little appetite, longer play than I do. Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's well. Young niggas don't be doing that. They don't
Speaker 1: be doing another. They just want to yeah, yeah and ready.
Speaker 1: But see, my man, he will eat my ship like
Speaker 1: it's a four course meal. Okay, take his time. But
Speaker 1: then the young niggers they just want to run through
Speaker 1: you like a damn. I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 1: what it isn't women their age that maybe don't know. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is like thinking way too deep. But I've had
Speaker 1: a lot of men tell me that they feel like
Speaker 1: a lot of young girls don't keep themselves up, like
Speaker 1: as far as they're smelling their tidiness, and like they
Speaker 1: don't know how to maybe take care of maybe the
Speaker 1: maintenance of the Yeah, I wonder if you're sucking a
Speaker 1: bunch of young bitches if you're just like, no, I'm good,
Speaker 1: but i'll fun you know. And now that you've got
Speaker 1: this seasoned twenty seven year old master's degree pussy, it's
Speaker 1: just like top Shop, like somebody even done enough? Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what? Come okay, now here we go. Top
Speaker 1: ten reasons why we stopped giving all the pussy or
Speaker 1: keep it from you. Top ten things you do that
Speaker 1: makes you ain't ship. These are the same and do
Speaker 1: the Number one my favorite, why don't you read it all?
Speaker 1: I'm saying, um, oh, text you and say what you're
Speaker 1: doing when you up? Why let me tell you something
Speaker 1: that what you're doing, what you're doing, what you're doing,
Speaker 1: what you're doing you? Oh my god. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's a New York thing. I feel when I
Speaker 1: moved over, say I'm sorry to take it back, is
Speaker 1: white nigga? Seriously, when I moved to New York, I
Speaker 1: feel like that was like the epidemic. What you're doing,
Speaker 1: what you're doing, what you're doing, what you're doing, what
Speaker 1: you're doing, Check me out, call me check me out? Ship.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. It's like what what you in
Speaker 1: their right mind? And they will they will literally do
Speaker 1: that all day, every day until you tell them my nigga,
Speaker 1: I'm good. You know what's the best part when you
Speaker 1: have a threat of what you doing, what you do,
Speaker 1: what you're doing, what you're doing, what you're doing, and
Speaker 1: no response, no response, what you're doing, what you're doing,
Speaker 1: what you're doing the same thing I was doing ten
Speaker 1: minutes ago, the same thing. Listen. I love women are
Speaker 1: very clear in telling me because you don't have to
Speaker 1: take a girl out there. Maybe you're just sucking right,
Speaker 1: but that's what they want to do for that what
Speaker 1: you do. And you could be like, yo, I want
Speaker 1: to see you right like just say said, listen, do
Speaker 1: you want to come up? What are you busy? Do
Speaker 1: you want to come like shit? Right? Like okay, it's
Speaker 1: just so whack. Yeah, that's definitely not gonna get you.
Speaker 1: You up now. I feel like a lot of women
Speaker 1: do like that. My co was has a guy that
Speaker 1: she'll answer the phone if she's up alarm? Is he noting? No?
Speaker 1: When I'll show you a picture? Fine? Okay, But I mean,
Speaker 1: has there any ever been in you up text that
Speaker 1: you were like, oh my god, this is so fun
Speaker 1: up if I answer bad guy? Yeah, he was not
Speaker 1: jeering at alive. He was not. If I'm thirsty enough,
Speaker 1: I'll do to you up. Yeah, he was not in
Speaker 1: the second to get to my house. I'll be like,
Speaker 1: but why you always do that? No? Right right? No, exactly, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: like you know, yes, and you're taking it to pretend
Speaker 1: like I'm not getting of course, I'll literally be taking
Speaker 1: off my own underwear. But like I was an undergrad
Speaker 1: and this man was an older Nigerian. And let me
Speaker 1: tell you something, I didn't give a funk. If I
Speaker 1: was at a funeral, if you up your grandma, if
Speaker 1: that you up text came through a bitch, I was out, Okay,
Speaker 1: you up out the ways what I am. I was
Speaker 1: on that one nine five down a brickle getting digged
Speaker 1: down by that Nigerie. You understand me, yes, okay, oh
Speaker 1: brickle okay, So okay number two when they don't want
Speaker 1: to use a condom and their excuses, I mean you
Speaker 1: go right, yeah, I can't. I don't know why men
Speaker 1: are so scared of Just like if you if you
Speaker 1: go when you find out you got some ship, whatever,
Speaker 1: you take medicine for a week, you're gonna be bine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a little spooky. For me. I've had a man
Speaker 1: honestly be like, oh so you're not good, right right? Men?
Speaker 1: Right right? And I feel like it's it's really spooky
Speaker 1: times that we live in, like niggas really don't like condoms.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, um, okay, you know it's still out here,
Speaker 1: uh scilflest Europe, Like it's still out here, y'all don't care.
Speaker 1: I think that we assume, like, oh, like you think
Speaker 1: of STDs are like people just assume it's like, oh
Speaker 1: well they look clean. No, because HTV first of all
Speaker 1: nine women got us. I probably got it. I think
Speaker 1: I got the kind of do they can see it
Speaker 1: when the culture? But seriously, like if it's that frequent,
Speaker 1: like I don't know. I Mandy has a friend of
Speaker 1: her big Instagram check that told her like I think
Speaker 1: she has herpes or something like that, and was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like if I don't see y'all be careful with these
Speaker 1: people who are Instagram famous, who are athletes. All listen
Speaker 1: the athletes, they all got STDs. They're riddled with STDs.
Speaker 1: I had a friend of mine who used to work
Speaker 1: for the Miami Heat physician. Oh my god. He would
Speaker 1: sometimes he would have the Heat players. Sometimes the Dolphins
Speaker 1: players just penicillin. Like she would tell me. She's like, Jess,
Speaker 1: these men are soul dirty, like with they're riddled with STDs.
Speaker 1: You know what it is? A mailbox, dude, will they will?
Speaker 1: They will? And the thing is too, It's like sometimes
Speaker 1: too when you have mail yeah, yeah, one with a
Speaker 1: nice as exactly you know the number with the name
Speaker 1: of the nail box. But it's like, especially with a
Speaker 1: guy who has money too, it's like they just feel
Speaker 1: like they can just buy the STD away and it's
Speaker 1: like certain you might not have one of those. Right Listen,
Speaker 1: Magic John. I blame Magic why his wife think got it?
Speaker 1: I blame him because I just feel like because he's
Speaker 1: still up and living and knowing what he's doing, so
Speaker 1: they feel like Magic got he get good. I feel
Speaker 1: I think that niggas know whatever I mean. I've never
Speaker 1: known my boys ain't No, I don't know nobody with
Speaker 1: HIVS like I can just take this field exactly a
Speaker 1: quarter of people it's out here, number three. Let's see. Now.
Speaker 1: I like this one a lot. There's a different spin
Speaker 1: on it. Me and you might have. But it's toxic
Speaker 1: masculinity and I read it on our page. And the
Speaker 1: reason I brought that one up is because men love
Speaker 1: to be like, man, I ain't gonna do that ship.
Speaker 1: That's gay. I am kissing you out here. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna get you this. That's gay. I'm not gonna let
Speaker 1: you do this to me. That's gay. Why is everything
Speaker 1: gay with me? Well, I don't have a dick. I
Speaker 1: feel like that's that comes from a person who just
Speaker 1: is uncomfortable with their sexuality. That's how I feel. Do
Speaker 1: you really you don't think it has to do with
Speaker 1: like upbringing? Like I think a lot of hood niggas
Speaker 1: talking like that, niggas talk New York niggas. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put my hand on that pause yeah, pause, pause pause,
Speaker 1: you know what? Maybe and it man hearts on pause, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you know what that too? I think the up
Speaker 1: bring into Um, I don't know. It's like like, do
Speaker 1: do whatever makes you happy? Who gives the right? Do
Speaker 1: what makes you happy? Do what feels good? Like you
Speaker 1: know some gay ship make you feel good? Then do it.
Speaker 1: I could guarantee you that there's no woman that's going
Speaker 1: to think because you do something nice gay right, it's
Speaker 1: toga exactly. It really is and we kind of really stop.
Speaker 1: I actually had to teach myself to stop being like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is so gay. Like I really
Speaker 1: had to stop because I don't want people to start
Speaker 1: associating gay with being nice, with being sweeter. Yeah, in
Speaker 1: that case, I'll take a gay nigga. That's true. That's true.
Speaker 1: All right. Number four, send me some pigs. Girl. Listen,
Speaker 1: have you ever had some dudes do that together? Send
Speaker 1: me pigs? And I'm like, sir, you are in my
Speaker 1: d M, you are on my Instagram page, and you
Speaker 1: know what, be real. You ain't trying to get no pigs.
Speaker 1: You're trying to get some nudes. And sir, I'm not
Speaker 1: sending you no nudes of my bird chest. I ain't
Speaker 1: got no I ain't got nothing for these niggas. That's
Speaker 1: what I said. I went from bird to you got
Speaker 1: some titties chicken breasts. I don't know. Maybe if I
Speaker 1: would have bought titties, maybe I would have been somebody.
Speaker 1: But you can do that's true. You know, you got
Speaker 1: a little bit of an overbright so my confensate for
Speaker 1: my teeth actually a funny story. I haven't visit the line.
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing them now, But I remember discussing with
Speaker 1: my mom to get my tips done because time was
Speaker 1: like sixty oh, and my teeth. We're only three thousand,
Speaker 1: you would like, but I said, you know what, one
Speaker 1: is going to blind one more than that, and my teeth.
Speaker 1: We have several friends who did that. Really, I don't
Speaker 1: know what. Honestly, society back then, I was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: you dumb, how to You're gonna get new titties before
Speaker 1: you get new teeth. Now, I'm like, they just don't
Speaker 1: care about teeth. They care about titties, don't. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's a selfie and this better than listen. Once you
Speaker 1: get them titties done, you're gonna find you a negative
Speaker 1: fix that day. I have a best s address that
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna get away right all right?
Speaker 1: Number five, Um, what's up? Stranger? And the reason I
Speaker 1: picked this one is because issue with men not being
Speaker 1: able to commut saying I miss you things like that.
Speaker 1: I feel like men are very worried to say I'm
Speaker 1: thinking about you or you're on my mine, and so
Speaker 1: it's very like, what's up punk? What's your two big heads?
Speaker 1: And I don't know why, Yeah, Like are you scared
Speaker 1: of getting curved. That hate stranger ship I just blocked.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, I'm really good at blocking people I'm not.
Speaker 1: I like to watch them ground I blocked. You'll see
Speaker 1: me on Instagram. You'll see me wherever. I'll block you
Speaker 1: like that hate stranger ship that already tells me we're
Speaker 1: not there, right, We're not there, So don't even try
Speaker 1: to be hitting me up on something. Be real with yourself,
Speaker 1: you know, I told the dude. Um he actually a
Speaker 1: few weeks ago, this dude sent me a song that
Speaker 1: we used to always like jam too in the car.
Speaker 1: I've talked to him maybe a year or two. He
Speaker 1: sent it to me and put thinking of you, And
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, that was the best hate
Speaker 1: stranger you could have did it. It was thoughtful. It's thoughtful.
Speaker 1: It's like it's but thank you. It's levels to the
Speaker 1: hate stranger. Now we're here, like, run around with that name,
Speaker 1: all right? Number six mixed signals. Be open and honest
Speaker 1: about what you want, even if it's other women. Why
Speaker 1: do men play us out like we're going to have more?
Speaker 1: Like men think that we are like these overly emotional
Speaker 1: creatures that can't handle the truth, Like listen if I've
Speaker 1: been there, Like, listen, all I wanted some dick. That's
Speaker 1: all I want. So you ain't gotta like sugar coach.
Speaker 1: Just be real and tell me this is all I
Speaker 1: want to Yeah, I mean, like, I think men feel
Speaker 1: like they it's going to almost prolong the pussy if
Speaker 1: they tell you, like, I want to see other people
Speaker 1: and I'm so comfortable. I mean, I'm so happy that
Speaker 1: more women are comfortable too. I hate to use it
Speaker 1: like this, but just to make a point, it's cooler
Speaker 1: to be a slat now, and because of that, women
Speaker 1: are more likely to go on more dates or date
Speaker 1: two people at one time. When I saw she's got
Speaker 1: to have it as much as I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is that agree? I thought the premise of it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the premise was was really good. Did you like it?
Speaker 1: I thought it was. I thought it was. I thought
Speaker 1: it lacked. I thought it was I thought it lacked
Speaker 1: a lot. But I like the fact that, listen, she
Speaker 1: was having juggling niggas. It ain't nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 1: You single, you're not committed to nobody. The only thing
Speaker 1: I don't like is when you juggle niggas that are
Speaker 1: obviously married or whatever, because it's like, that's not gonna
Speaker 1: go nowhere, right, I mean, I mean there's a there's
Speaker 1: a couple of times when it does, but most of
Speaker 1: the time it does. It's funny you said that because
Speaker 1: that's one of your things. Let's read that one. Next,
Speaker 1: um lie about being in a relationship with their wife
Speaker 1: or living girlfriend. Oh yeah, you know, we just together,
Speaker 1: cud of kids. We don't sleep together. We don't sleep
Speaker 1: in the same bed or nothing. Bad. I've had that
Speaker 1: with me too. We don't sleep in the same bed
Speaker 1: or nothing. I'm telling you won't even why I believe this?
Speaker 1: Why why do you know what? How to dude? Tell
Speaker 1: me an NBA player? I never ended up sleeping. When
Speaker 1: we got each other's number, we were talking and stuff,
Speaker 1: and I found his Instagram and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you have a girlfriend. And he's like, I got a
Speaker 1: baby mama, and she's gonna put me on child support
Speaker 1: if I don't live with her. I'm sorry, do you
Speaker 1: not make six million dollars year? And so what's the
Speaker 1: problem to afford it? You can afford it. Is like
Speaker 1: we stopped talking and all I can think is like,
Speaker 1: because I is gonna talk to him. Still. Still, sometimes
Speaker 1: I feel like that's why girls will just accept the
Speaker 1: live It's like ship. If I don't sunk with them,
Speaker 1: somebody else gonna get them NBA tickets. Yeah, honestly, shout,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna be sitting courtar. I want to be
Speaker 1: in a suite. Okay, I'm a thinking, of course. I
Speaker 1: let me tell you something funny. I had a dude
Speaker 1: that's been trying to go out with me for years. Um,
Speaker 1: hit me up yesterday. He was like, Yo, Sunday the
Speaker 1: Knicks and playing the Rockets courtside. We out. I wrote
Speaker 1: it back and I said, didn't KP get injured? And
Speaker 1: he's like yeah. And I'm like, so what the fund
Speaker 1: are we gonna do going to this goddamn game? Like,
Speaker 1: shouldn't New York pick a new team? Then they get hurt,
Speaker 1: They're not gonna win another game. Now you're gonna give
Speaker 1: me these hand me down tickets, these discounted seats ms
Speaker 1: giving out, get me tickets to Beyonce in my bed. No,
Speaker 1: Like I made a video. I was like, listen, drop
Speaker 1: your nigga. If he can't get you Beyonce tickets. That
Speaker 1: was when drop your nigga right Nasis dropped that nigga
Speaker 1: right now. If Beyonce say, since we're going on tour,
Speaker 1: if that man say, we began, I want to tell
Speaker 1: y'all something. I'm starting to refugees. When I walked in here,
Speaker 1: this bitch was eating avocado post. If Beyonce said, you're
Speaker 1: getting DV, I think you might too. I think she's
Speaker 1: probably doing it. Listen, I think jay Z be dropping
Speaker 1: that hole crazy. Honestly, I think he drops her nuts.
Speaker 1: I think she's probably tried everything on this. When I
Speaker 1: saw that, she didn't even flinch for Salange, don't know,
Speaker 1: she was just like let him have it, thank you, sis.
Speaker 1: That's how I know Salange Hatian. I always flay Salange
Speaker 1: with the Haitian family. The Haitian Yes, because that Beyonce did,
Speaker 1: I didn't even see her go stop, y'all, come on ship.
Speaker 1: That's the day. And I love a cancer okay, like me, like,
Speaker 1: we don't play that. Wait what cancer is like? Cancers
Speaker 1: are just where we care too much. We just we
Speaker 1: were very overly emotional. And then when you mix them
Speaker 1: with Haitian Okay, yeah, yeah, this is um. I believe
Speaker 1: what am I number eighty entitlement to women's bodies. You
Speaker 1: owe me sex because I did this. Yeah, I want
Speaker 1: to talk about that. I hate that we had a
Speaker 1: conversation about the z zones aready thing? Do you remember
Speaker 1: that we were starting to lead into the conversation of
Speaker 1: like flying out doing certain things, buying shoes, buying bags.
Speaker 1: When have you ever been in a predicament where guy's
Speaker 1: done something for you and you felt like I have
Speaker 1: to do this now, not that not that you did it,
Speaker 1: but like he's making me feel I feel like, for instance,
Speaker 1: like you know, I'm not shy about the fact that
Speaker 1: moving to York was very rough for me, and so
Speaker 1: you know, I had to leave out of my last
Speaker 1: apartment before I'm in the got an apartment that I
Speaker 1: was in now. And there was a guy in my
Speaker 1: life who was doing a lot for me, but I
Speaker 1: always told him, like listen, I don't see you that way.
Speaker 1: I just see you as a friend. But he was
Speaker 1: just always over extending himself. And so the time came
Speaker 1: for me to move, Like I had a really hostile
Speaker 1: situation in my apartment, and so I had to move.
Speaker 1: Like there was an incident that happened, I got attacked
Speaker 1: in my apartment. I had to move back. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I had to get out that day, and so you know,
Speaker 1: he helps me get all my stuff out. My friends
Speaker 1: helped me too, but like he paid for my moving truck,
Speaker 1: like he paid for everything. And it's like after that,
Speaker 1: I felt like he just was very overly like yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And his friend was like, oh, Ship,
Speaker 1: he betted me. I shot out your ass like and
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, Ship, if you're that real, then sucked
Speaker 1: me then you know what I mean, Like why he
Speaker 1: ain't sucked me? You know? So I just feel like
Speaker 1: nobody has nobody has dudes on my pussy, like nobody
Speaker 1: loves the titlement. I don't. I don't owe anyone anything,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. You know, I had to
Speaker 1: do jokes to me one time, Like you noticed the
Speaker 1: sixth time I took you out. I said, no, I did,
Speaker 1: but we know you can exactly what sex, okay exactly.
Speaker 1: So it's like I don't have nobody has I give
Speaker 1: you the pussy when I want. I mean, and at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, a lot of times women,
Speaker 1: even though we might sugarcoat it a little bit, like
Speaker 1: you know when a girl wants to have sex with you,
Speaker 1: absolutely not there. You're not You're not there. Sometime in
Speaker 1: a prior episode that I really liked and a lot
Speaker 1: of people shaded him for it, I brought a friend
Speaker 1: of my name, Anthony on He's just he does. I
Speaker 1: met him from like hanging out and going to clubs,
Speaker 1: and every time I talk to me like, oh my god, dude,
Speaker 1: I just woke up like it's one pm. I know.
Speaker 1: I was working on his girls and he says something
Speaker 1: on the show that I really liked. He said he
Speaker 1: spends money taking girls out and treating them well and
Speaker 1: doing all this stuff. And I said, well, how do
Speaker 1: you feel once they don't suck you? And he's like whatever,
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna get it one day. Just prolonged with
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna get it one day. And I bring
Speaker 1: it back because you just said when your man took
Speaker 1: you to Atlantic City and didn't fuck you, what do
Speaker 1: you want to do? I want? What is it about
Speaker 1: thirst that drives me out? You get thirsty the more
Speaker 1: I can try. Let me tell you something, it's it's
Speaker 1: no better feeling than knowing you picked the dick, and
Speaker 1: the dick didn't pick you. Yeah, I like to pick
Speaker 1: my dick. I like to choose my dick and say,
Speaker 1: you know what, this is the dick are you gold cocks?
Speaker 1: This is the cock that I want, the cop that
Speaker 1: took me the Atlantic City versus the cock that paid
Speaker 1: for my moving truck. Well, it's beinking the band for stuff.
Speaker 1: One of the things you picked was expect pussy after
Speaker 1: two for twenty and Chili's Girl Listening. I had a
Speaker 1: motherfucker take me to two for twenty but Cheerli's, and
Speaker 1: he was like, so, what we're doing after this? I said,
Speaker 1: I'm going home. Wait wait, wait, wait wait, I'm going home.
Speaker 1: Where you going after Chili? I'm going home with hair
Speaker 1: and listen. I went like this, I'm always did you
Speaker 1: know you're going to? I ain't know. I wanted Chili's.
Speaker 1: I thought he was gonna take me to like you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Prime one. This back in my Aami,
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna get, you know, the little No.
Speaker 1: He was a little American scammer. He had Louisva tom
Speaker 1: belt and all that ship. He had a Louisva tom bell.
Speaker 1: You know, he had the red bottom. I feel like
Speaker 1: it's not even your Come on, you're a scammer. You
Speaker 1: post take me the prime Italian prim One, say me
Speaker 1: Nikki Beach. The Nigga was like, oh, let's go to Chili's. Okay.
Speaker 1: I thought maybe he was trying to humble me or something.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what he was trying to do.
Speaker 1: So we had the Chili's. You know, I ordered my
Speaker 1: little too for twenty things like oh, well we're doing
Speaker 1: after this, I'm going home. I don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 1: I'm going home for I'm going home now. Wait wait, wait,
Speaker 1: what didner have you been on? Where have you been
Speaker 1: taking where You're like, oh my god, I gotta keep
Speaker 1: working with him? What was your best day experience that
Speaker 1: made you want to give the pussy up? For me?
Speaker 1: It was, honestly, was my my boyfriend that I have
Speaker 1: now really yeah, he just he just he just would
Speaker 1: take me on the best dates. And then like the
Speaker 1: Atlantic City date was like our last date that I
Speaker 1: had that we had together. And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna this is he's my man. What are you doing?
Speaker 1: We need to get tip? Well, he just was like hey,
Speaker 1: he called me that day. He was like, hey, what
Speaker 1: are you doing. I was like, oh, I don't have
Speaker 1: any plans. And he was like, okay, um, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: come get you. I'm gonna pick you up. Let's go
Speaker 1: get something to eat. So we're in the car and
Speaker 1: you know, an hour passes by, then an hour night.
Speaker 1: I'm like, where are we going? He's like, oh, we
Speaker 1: don't go to Atlantic City. I'm like, what's Atlantic City?
Speaker 1: I didn't know what Atlantic City. I didn't know it was.
Speaker 1: So we stayed there for the night. We went to
Speaker 1: we went to Bonefish Girl, which I love. He didn't know.
Speaker 1: He didn't know that I love Bumfish Girl, Like I
Speaker 1: go there with my mom. Of course, the table was
Speaker 1: the three things, of course. So we go to Bonefish Girl.
Speaker 1: Then then we drive a little bit further. We go
Speaker 1: to atl Nix City. We we gamble. You know that
Speaker 1: they have this like did he give you the gamble
Speaker 1: of money? He did triple the money. Come on, it
Speaker 1: was like like every time I would win, like yeah,
Speaker 1: he's gonna give me more money. So then you know,
Speaker 1: then we went to the out They had like an
Speaker 1: outside pool area where they're drinking, drinking, having a good time,
Speaker 1: just talking like it wasn't really anything big. Then we
Speaker 1: went to sleep like we didn't even have sex on
Speaker 1: that on that trip. It's when we got back I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna like you drop me off. You're
Speaker 1: dropping his exactly exactly. Let me tell you what my
Speaker 1: thing is that days that I realized I would always
Speaker 1: think that it was the money thing, and it's not.
Speaker 1: It's the feeling like you're taking charge thing when someone
Speaker 1: takes me somewhere right, whether it be a museum and
Speaker 1: like you know, maybe let's say I want to grab
Speaker 1: like a drink a fucking soda and they're like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I got it. They feel you feel like the whole
Speaker 1: day is it's not that you're financing the day, it's
Speaker 1: that you invited me out and you're taking care of me.
Speaker 1: Or what I love about my boyfriend who was like
Speaker 1: if I say I want this, he's like, oh no,
Speaker 1: try this with this and it'll be better. Like anytime
Speaker 1: anytime I'm with him, he's always enhanced whatever I'm doing
Speaker 1: from the beginning, from the time, from the time we
Speaker 1: first met. So that's what's the good thing. A lot
Speaker 1: of men just try to appease and be like yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: no I was like, I'm gonna get this man my
Speaker 1: my tender loins after this, and it wasn't about tender loins.
Speaker 1: I'm like, so you didn't meet the money and the
Speaker 1: last one I really like when they don't have cars
Speaker 1: and they need Uber money or train money or don't
Speaker 1: give it to you, don't ask me to see you
Speaker 1: listen and wait. You know what, maybe let me speak
Speaker 1: for New York. They don't have cars. Thing doesn't apply
Speaker 1: to New York, but I do not want to pick
Speaker 1: up my dick in another area. I apply it to
Speaker 1: New York, and I'm gonna I apply it to New York. Why,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you are okay, I'm applying it to
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn. I'm applied to the Brooklyn and the Queen's
Speaker 1: kind of mainly Brooklyn. Brooklyn men's will have you getting
Speaker 1: on Uber was getting on trains for the whacked dick
Speaker 1: of your life. Okay, I just I mean I did
Speaker 1: it once, I did it twice. I did it twice
Speaker 1: with the Brooklyn with a Brooklyn guy. And honestly, I
Speaker 1: still want my money back from my Uber. I still
Speaker 1: want my thirteen dollars and seventy five cent and the
Speaker 1: three dollars tip I gave to that mother because the
Speaker 1: dick was trash okay, and I literally went, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I'm getting the uber and I only I don't even know,
Speaker 1: I'm going to the Marcy Projects. So mother, you he
Speaker 1: had to meet me outside. And mind you, here he
Speaker 1: was portraying to be something that he was because I
Speaker 1: thought he was living a certain lifestyle. But when they came,
Speaker 1: when it came time to get the dick, I'm going
Speaker 1: down to the Marcy Projects. I'm risking my life for
Speaker 1: some bit. I was, I'm risking my life for something.
Speaker 1: I came to New York to follow my dreams. My
Speaker 1: life could have ended that night over one night and
Speaker 1: I was wilding out and following from for some dick
Speaker 1: and I didn't even nothing. I ain't getting nothing that night.
Speaker 1: I still want my thirteen dollars and seventy five cents.
Speaker 1: What's your escape route? When the dick ain't good or
Speaker 1: the knight's not going good, He's like, I can't get
Speaker 1: out of here. I gotta get the funk out of here,
Speaker 1: all right, um, all right, well you know I see you.
Speaker 1: So my situation I was, I'm out, I was dating
Speaker 1: a dude when I was living in Orlando, and I
Speaker 1: remember thinking, no, it was a girl and she was
Speaker 1: getting so anyways, she was getting on the nerves, and
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make an excuse and just say I have to
Speaker 1: go somewhere right now. She was at your career. Yes,
Speaker 1: so my old roommate at the time, she was like, dude,
Speaker 1: what are you doing. I was like, bro, please talk
Speaker 1: talk talk about brunch, talk about partners, say we want
Speaker 1: to brunch. So literally, she's like, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing I'm like, girl, I cannot wait to
Speaker 1: go to Brio at one five. Wow, I'm so excited
Speaker 1: for that. Let me tell you something. I put on
Speaker 1: a full face and makeup everything just to get this
Speaker 1: bitsually and walk right back enough to say I am
Speaker 1: tired of the pussy. Yeah. I've never been like that.
Speaker 1: I've always been like, that's the right that what you're
Speaker 1: about to do, that's the best question. What you got
Speaker 1: to do, What you're about to do, that's a very
Speaker 1: like got plan for the day, baby, You got to
Speaker 1: get ready to get ready to go. You know. I
Speaker 1: got church in a little bit. I can't do that.
Speaker 1: I will, I'll get you later. I ain't got time
Speaker 1: to the church I have, girl, you want that story? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think the rest of the Smile, which is our
Speaker 1: listeners segment for questions, let's do one of your let's
Speaker 1: do let's I met a I was working at church.
Speaker 1: You know, everybody who follows me knows I've I grew
Speaker 1: up in church and I eventually went to work on
Speaker 1: staff at our church. And so at the church, it
Speaker 1: was predominantly white people that were on the staff. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, one though, probably was only two black girls
Speaker 1: that were there. Can I get to the story? I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm eager. I'm listen that. I'm gonna let you know
Speaker 1: if the dick was pinking not just so. So they
Speaker 1: hired this guy to be the new lead um worship pastor.
Speaker 1: He was black, so the dick wasn't pink. But anyway,
Speaker 1: so he's a new worship pastor and everybody's like, oh, Jess,
Speaker 1: you know you should date I'll say, his name is James,
Speaker 1: we should date James James. I'm like, everybody's saying that
Speaker 1: because he's black, and I'm like, I'm but I'm looking. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyways, everybody kept saying for us to go on
Speaker 1: a date. So we go on date. I go on date.
Speaker 1: He takes me to Cracker Barrel for breakfast. We were
Speaker 1: you know, breakfast is going great. I'm looking at him
Speaker 1: like you know what I might It was like after church,
Speaker 1: so you know, like I'm really thinking like marriage, I'm in.
Speaker 1: I'm in, you know, I'm full mode and Christ's mode.
Speaker 1: I'm on staff. I'm like, I got to get married.
Speaker 1: I'm in Christ's mode. So um yeah. So making all
Speaker 1: start short. We're at the date and no conversations going great.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, I have something to tell you.
Speaker 1: I'm like what He's like, you know, um, I've never
Speaker 1: been with a woman. And I was like, what you mean.
Speaker 1: I'm not gatty no more. I'm what you mean? What
Speaker 1: you mean? He was like, well, you know, I've never
Speaker 1: had sex with a woman before. I'm like, okay, I
Speaker 1: expect that because you know, he grew up your virgin.
Speaker 1: I wasn't a virgin. And he was like, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know how far back to the story. It's
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, and so he's like, um,
Speaker 1: you know, um, I said, well, the way he was saying,
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, so is that all? Is that all?
Speaker 1: And he's like, well, um, you know I have been
Speaker 1: with the man before, but I don't want to do
Speaker 1: that no more. And I feel like you can help
Speaker 1: save me. No. Yes, So girl, I'm sitting there cutting
Speaker 1: my damn country fry state with eggs, asking God, why,
Speaker 1: why me? Jesus? Why was I picked for this? Why
Speaker 1: was I picked for this? Lord? Let me ask one question.
Speaker 1: When he said he was a virgin, that did that
Speaker 1: turn you off? It didn't turn me off, but we
Speaker 1: did have a I did say to him, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not a virgin. He's like, well, you know, I
Speaker 1: feel like God can make you new again. Like that's
Speaker 1: something that we do believe as christ believers, that God
Speaker 1: you can be a born again Vergin. So basically he
Speaker 1: felt like God, I probably looked at you was like, yo,
Speaker 1: hair is laid and I could do this. He was
Speaker 1: take up also exactly, and then he and he was like, God, Brian,
Speaker 1: that's basically what it was. Burchase listen. That's probably what
Speaker 1: attracted to him to me because I had no titties,
Speaker 1: I had nothing, but listen. He was like I've been
Speaker 1: with the man before, um, and I feel like you
Speaker 1: can change, you can help me change. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to think about this. And then next
Speaker 1: thing you know, his parents are calling me, Oh my god, yes,
Speaker 1: do they know he was gay? I felt like they
Speaker 1: knew he was gay, but they just didn't want to
Speaker 1: accept it. And like his father was like, God is
Speaker 1: telling me that you're his wife. I know you his wife, Jessica,
Speaker 1: you better take control all over here. I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1: He really wanted me to fund his son and his
Speaker 1: son like he his daddy was ready for me to
Speaker 1: fuck his son, like marriage or not. He was like,
Speaker 1: take control, do what you gotta do. So I'm to
Speaker 1: tell you something. Someone asked me once like would like
Speaker 1: and would you ever question? Actually I was on a
Speaker 1: date with a chick and she this gay dude came
Speaker 1: up to me. He was like, I don't funk girls,
Speaker 1: honey back, I fuck you? And I laughed and she said,
Speaker 1: would you ever fuck a gay guy that wanted to
Speaker 1: try it? M hmm. Now I do have one story
Speaker 1: I remember ever told a lot of podcast. I don't
Speaker 1: know how this is coming up. We were just talking
Speaker 1: about the Lord, the Lord. I'm at this place, Parliament
Speaker 1: House in Orlando, shout out to pose and all the
Speaker 1: lives we lost, and my brothers and sisters and we
Speaker 1: I love all the gay Orlando clubs and it's amazing.
Speaker 1: And um, this was Parliament House right after, So maybe
Speaker 1: I just felt more connected to gays at that time.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I told my friends this.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if they know what I was
Speaker 1: doing in the bathroom. They probably thought I was doing
Speaker 1: drugs because I was in there for a while. So
Speaker 1: these dudes are making jokes about holding the door for
Speaker 1: me and saying that because I was peeing. I said, okay,
Speaker 1: hold it. There was ut sex bathrooms, and they're making
Speaker 1: these jokes saying like, oh my god, we gotta see it,
Speaker 1: we gott see what it looks like. And I'm here
Speaker 1: with a drunk ass. Now you've never seen a brother,
Speaker 1: and she showed him first of all, it was freshly waxed, bitch.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, they had to see that. The reason I
Speaker 1: didn't have because I was like, I was drunk, so
Speaker 1: I would be I don't know if I can do it,
Speaker 1: but I couldn't believe I hadn't seen it at all.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you've never seen it, just like like from
Speaker 1: the front even yes, yes, so it's a beautiful thing, right,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you know what mine other tucked in
Speaker 1: nice one. You know what I'm saying. It's a it's
Speaker 1: a rosebud. It's not like man Mark rose beef. It's like, yes,
Speaker 1: mine is like that too, great, very kindergarten is I like,
Speaker 1: I'm doing my right now, kindergarten. Okay. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: come in the stall and they're like, let's do the handicaps.
Speaker 1: They go in. It's me, this guy's boyfriend. We get
Speaker 1: in there. This guy goes, oh my god, I want
Speaker 1: to see it too. I heard you. So everybody looking
Speaker 1: at them here I am, and I'm like, you can't
Speaker 1: see it if you've seen one be for this is
Speaker 1: just for newcomers, no pun intended. No. So I take
Speaker 1: off my my underwear and pulled it down and they
Speaker 1: looked at me in this like huh okay, it's not bad.
Speaker 1: It's like it's cute. It's like you can't even really
Speaker 1: see it looks like very like and then he did
Speaker 1: this like um no, but I feel like I had
Speaker 1: to show my vagina to the gates because if I
Speaker 1: had never seen a dick and I feel like I
Speaker 1: needed out's crazy too, is I? I back to your question,
Speaker 1: was just like would I ever be? Would have would
Speaker 1: have got a gay guy who would want to try it?
Speaker 1: Like my first boyfriend in high school were really close now,
Speaker 1: but he's gay. Back in high school, I didn't know
Speaker 1: he was. Did you guys ever had sexiens we had
Speaker 1: we were supposed to lose our virginis to each other,
Speaker 1: like we have planned it out. Yeah, that's great. That's
Speaker 1: great to hear because there's so many them. I interviewed
Speaker 1: gay couple and he was like, you know, I tried
Speaker 1: it and I like, kssed a girl and I was like,
Speaker 1: she's like, do we do it again? I was like no,
Speaker 1: I think a lot of game in high school's experience,
Speaker 1: where like I have to see if this is for me?
Speaker 1: That is so sweet. Yeah, but I mean my friend justin,
Speaker 1: like straight girls still be fucking him, like because they
Speaker 1: just really throw themselves at you know. Destin is from
Speaker 1: the friend zone. No find a ship is what he is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but anyway, he's a gay man that I think all
Speaker 1: the women just some call my friend Justin too. He's
Speaker 1: so tall. This is the thing too. It's attractive to
Speaker 1: a lot of women, honestly, Like bisexuality doesn't creep me
Speaker 1: out of mine all. I know some women are not
Speaker 1: used to it. I've never had the honor of being
Speaker 1: with a bye guy and get to hear their their
Speaker 1: their stories or anything like that. But I don't know
Speaker 1: gay will really turned me off. I've been to a
Speaker 1: lot of Chip and Dal's type of ship and I
Speaker 1: know I'm and I still, you got a dick, I'll
Speaker 1: take it. Yeah, I mean maybe not in my booty,
Speaker 1: but okay, stay away from my asshole. Here we go
Speaker 1: with home mail, so I want to pull some up. Um,
Speaker 1: let's see what they needed this advice about um personal email? Okay, no, alright,
Speaker 1: let me do a filler. Hey, guys, were so glad
Speaker 1: you're here. Justice here in her hair is pretty and
Speaker 1: I found it. Okay, So y'all gotta break it down
Speaker 1: for me. What's kinks? So kinks like maybe um talking
Speaker 1: dirty or starting into some dirty things like spanking or choking,
Speaker 1: or maybe like some kind of play like that, or
Speaker 1: like role play instead of actual penetration. What do you
Speaker 1: think about that. Do you think that's too advanced for
Speaker 1: a virgin. I don't know, because I I used to hunch,
Speaker 1: like I didn't lose my virginity till I was like nineteen, okay,
Speaker 1: but before then I was hunching. I've been super turned
Speaker 1: on from not having sex before. Yeah, I was hunching
Speaker 1: a lot. And I think, especially humping, is that if
Speaker 1: you know that you like these things. So I don't
Speaker 1: think you have to be scared of sex not be
Speaker 1: ready for it. But I think if you know your
Speaker 1: internet ship I don't hunt, doesn't do it, Yeah, do it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: especially if it's safe for you can't catch a transmitted
Speaker 1: disease and spank to grow the girls. The reinterview that
Speaker 1: she's talking about this Bill Liasi's cliffs in she gets
Speaker 1: paid to dominate men and she never has intercourse. I
Speaker 1: mean maybe she has once, but she's not like a
Speaker 1: constant thing, and so generally like fetishes and stuff like
Speaker 1: this don't really contain sex. Actually, the dude that I'm
Speaker 1: seeing I talked about wanting to have a spanking session
Speaker 1: because I've been watching it in porn, where like chicks
Speaker 1: will bend over due's knee and they will like spanking,
Speaker 1: damn and like just get spanks and so um a
Speaker 1: way that I said that, I'm gonna figure out, like
Speaker 1: how much I could take is I'm gonna do like
Speaker 1: stop like colors like yellow if it's like good, but
Speaker 1: don't go harder and then read if like Nigga switched
Speaker 1: cheeks see see for me, I just that's just not
Speaker 1: my thing. Spanking or kinks periods. What do you think
Speaker 1: is the kinkies thing you do? I don't know. Choking Okay,
Speaker 1: so that's considered that it could be a kink. I
Speaker 1: mean maybe it feels it might feel basic, but there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people that can get choked way fast out.
Speaker 1: So then you can tell me he did he had
Speaker 1: a girl who would like for him to choke her.
Speaker 1: She passed out. But the choking thing it is a
Speaker 1: king gets called is asphyxiation. I couldn't get it out
Speaker 1: my big teeth. Um. It's when women um or people
Speaker 1: excuse me, like to get their air cut off so
Speaker 1: they could feel little higher like the sensation and it
Speaker 1: like he helps you peek orgasm more. What about slapping
Speaker 1: or spanking? I like I like getting slapped really yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, but where on my ass? Okay, now what
Speaker 1: you're talking about like slapping me in my face? Walk
Speaker 1: like what I'm sing? What about with a dick? What
Speaker 1: about a dick? Slapping the dick? You know, I've never
Speaker 1: been slapped with a dick. Really, I've slapped myself with
Speaker 1: the dick though, Okay, you did it? Did I took
Speaker 1: the dick and I slapped myself with it? You know
Speaker 1: what I've been Yeah, I've been slapping myself with with
Speaker 1: his dick. I don't see nothing wrong with that. Now
Speaker 1: if he slapped me with his dick, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Like I need to tell you to come right as
Speaker 1: long as you like to? Oh gosh, do you consider
Speaker 1: yourself a person who's dominant or submissive? I'm submissive. I'm
Speaker 1: definitely submissive. Like I like to receive, I like to
Speaker 1: be lad, I like to be late. Okay, that's a
Speaker 1: good way to best friend relationship. This is actually may Hey,
Speaker 1: Wheezy and Andy. I recently came across your podcast because
Speaker 1: of the Premium Pete episode. Um. If y'll haven't heard
Speaker 1: us on there, check it out. We're with a comedian
Speaker 1: named Lucy. He's dope. I've binge listened to you guys,
Speaker 1: You're amazing. The fact that you're two black corporate women
Speaker 1: is dope. I've been friends with a female for about
Speaker 1: six years now. As of lately, we've been flirting with
Speaker 1: each other a lot. We make a lot of sexual
Speaker 1: jokes towards each other, and she's been a little jealous
Speaker 1: of me not spending enough time with her since I
Speaker 1: started sucking a lot due to Tinder. I love like
Speaker 1: you said, like, oh no, no, no, this is due
Speaker 1: to Tinder. So my question is should I think about
Speaker 1: getting into a relationship. We both attend the same college
Speaker 1: and lived in the same dorm. We were pretty much
Speaker 1: together seven I don't want to mess our friendship up.
Speaker 1: And it's not like I have strong feelings. It's just
Speaker 1: things that I've been noticing that are different. Things I've
Speaker 1: been noticing are different. Please let me know what you think.
Speaker 1: Niggas needed to know how to use commas. Yeah, um yeah,
Speaker 1: what what do you what do you think someone for
Speaker 1: six years that they've been making sexual jokes tours and
Speaker 1: not spending time with her. Do you think that he
Speaker 1: should pursue something or keep the friendship? Man, get that
Speaker 1: pussy not not listen, don't don't grab the pussy like
Speaker 1: Donald and them. Really you don't want we don't want
Speaker 1: another me too, But just wait, just it's it's time.
Speaker 1: I think it's time. If they've been having if they've
Speaker 1: been having all that sexual tension, if she's getting jealous
Speaker 1: because you're sucking on tender too, Yeah, like, obviously there's
Speaker 1: something there. I think that the thing, there's definitely something there.
Speaker 1: I think the main thing that I would bring up
Speaker 1: to her, and I think maybe you could do it
Speaker 1: over drinks. I always suggest that I sound like I'm
Speaker 1: always trying to drug somebody, really, but it really helps
Speaker 1: you get out of your honest feelings. And so here's
Speaker 1: what I'm thinking. Have some drinks together and then be like,
Speaker 1: why are you been acting so jealous of me years ago?
Speaker 1: And let her it's like, ask her, be flirting and
Speaker 1: playful with it. If she gives you an answer you
Speaker 1: don't like, you can just be like, I would definitely
Speaker 1: explore it, especially if you find her attractive. But I
Speaker 1: think one thing that you should have on your mind
Speaker 1: because in honor of the ancient Nigget episode, don't do
Speaker 1: it because she's someone you care about. If you feel
Speaker 1: like you won't be able to be there in a
Speaker 1: longer term. You know, this is somebody who's a friend
Speaker 1: of yours. I'm assuming you love her and care. Don't
Speaker 1: do it if you're gonna keeping Sanders, you know, explore
Speaker 1: its meat. Which one is it gonna be pal tender
Speaker 1: or these tenderling quality of quantities exactly? But you know,
Speaker 1: I heard a pussy on tend is really good. I'm
Speaker 1: on there. I would like to say, I'm very good.
Speaker 1: This is rose pedal. But like we said, we are
Speaker 1: similar in that way. Okay, Um, it's got gruel, it's grueling. Okay.
Speaker 1: When I say grueling, grueling sounds like very white, very wet,
Speaker 1: very moist growing the grossest vagina words to me. Really,
Speaker 1: I love that words. If a bitch told me she
Speaker 1: was moist, I feel like my fucking grandma. What I
Speaker 1: featly moist sound very like you sound really senior head.
Speaker 1: Got the dude ever told you your pussy was moist?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you liked it. He didn't use that word.
Speaker 1: You didn't say that's the point, bitch, we are using. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: y I don't use moist. That sounds like some church pussy,
Speaker 1: some Deaconess was she was moist. Well, I want to
Speaker 1: thank you guys for coming. Um, I really really appreciate
Speaker 1: Jesse for coming, and and Josie who begged and begged.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to call her out, but like she did.
Speaker 1: And yes, her hair is sing and funny and pretty
Speaker 1: and see they know shit done it like you have
Speaker 1: a man of course, but we can still tell people
Speaker 1: where to hit you up. Where where can they find you?
Speaker 1: And like what projects maybe are you working on that
Speaker 1: you'd like people to find you? Yes, so you can
Speaker 1: follow me at Jessie Woo on Instagram, Jessie who underscore
Speaker 1: on Instagram. I'm sure you can type a person with
Speaker 1: three hobby the same thing on Twitter too. I recently
Speaker 1: shot a pilot for a TV show. Um, yeah with
Speaker 1: Trina's back in Miami. We did it. So is it
Speaker 1: like a reality thing or no? No, it's for a
Speaker 1: talk show. So she has a podcasts. I need some
Speaker 1: hood in my life. Yeah, because I with Trina, so
Speaker 1: I can't work with Yeah, but yeah, she has a
Speaker 1: podcast and so they're turning it into like a kind
Speaker 1: of like an urban style the views. Well that's dope. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So that was pretty cool. Um, of course, I'm on
Speaker 1: BT s Breaks, which is mainly digital, and it's on
Speaker 1: BT Jams. I also do BT set tripping, so from
Speaker 1: time to time I get to visit different TV sets
Speaker 1: or movies set. It's an interview people. I would say,
Speaker 1: you gang pain Okay, So yeah, that's dope. I love that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, So you live in New York though, I
Speaker 1: really comes to Our Lives show. We would love do you?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let me know, let me bring him in.
Speaker 1: What's up? It's not funny city. It's so funny because
Speaker 1: like it's it's so easy to hide him here in
Speaker 1: New York. Like I don't really put him on my
Speaker 1: social media like that unless it's you don't don't do it.
Speaker 1: I don't mean that you ain't happy just because you
Speaker 1: gonna post it. Yeah, But then it was so funny
Speaker 1: going down. He went with me to Miami when we
Speaker 1: shot the pilot, and it was like girls was like
Speaker 1: on him, and I'm like, I'm not used to this.
Speaker 1: I'm not okay. Well, maybe don't bring bring up because
Speaker 1: we got smoke. Thank you guys for listening. If you
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