WEBVTT - "Kitty Needs His Milk!" With Bryan Safi 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:07.880 No entering nervous Stockholm. Oh my god, this is a 0:00:08.119 --> 0:00:14.319 lover's perfect right here are we America set part of 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:20.840 for Sure Not a Bone Zone Brian Donny. I hunted 0:00:20.880 --> 0:00:30.400 you down on Twitter. That's how it makes like feel 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:37.840 like it any time for me, whenever you tell you. 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:41.280 Oh my god, welcome very special edition of Will You 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:44.599 Accept This Rose? My name is Arden Marine. I forgot 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:49.080 that we got you today. Anna, Okay, this is truly 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:53.639 gonna This franchise is gonna make me go bankrupt because 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:56.600 now we're doing two podcasts a week, and so we're 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:59.240 doing this is the first ever show for the first 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:04.520 ever episode of The Bachelor Winter Games, what might be 0:01:04.560 --> 0:01:07.679 the most important show that's ever been on television and 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:12.399 also simultaneously the most racist. Um it's hard because my 0:01:12.520 --> 0:01:14.880 love for it was so pure until the very end, 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:18.520 and I'm like, oh, I felt really racist. Here's the thing. 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:21.360 So then but it's like I'm in the middle, like 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:24.000 I have to earn some fucking money is pilot season. 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:27.000 But I was killing time last night trying not to 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:28.200 learn things that I need to learn. So I had 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:30.000 to watch Bachelor Rida Games. And then at the end 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:33.880 when they were like tune in Thursdays. I cannot keep 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:36.039 First of all, it's like two hours, and when I 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:37.800 watched it takes me like seven hours because I write 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:40.120 everything down and it's like, this is the height of 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:41.800 when I have to learn to try to like tap 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:44.280 dance for like dance for my supper. But you know 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:46.319 what I'm in it to when it. So here's my decision. 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:50.600 We're gonna do one regular Bachelor podcast week and one 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:54.000 one the episode of Bachelor Winner Games. I didn't know 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:56.440 it was gonna be on Thursdays, so each episode on 0:01:56.440 --> 0:01:58.920 Wednesday will be the Thursday and the Tuesday, well, then 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:00.920 it will come on Thursdays. To deal with it, my 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:04.720 Valentine's to my right a man that Twitter was my 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:07.920 vision board. I listened to him and Lauren lab Kiss's 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:10.560 podcast and I was like, I don't know who you are, 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:15.200 but I want to be your friend. And I I 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:17.280 literally the only person I've ever reached out to and 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:20.000 was like, I like you, yeah, I've never done that 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:22.080 to anyone. I have been a fan of yours for 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:25.360 so long. Was it my New Hampshire State Lottery commercial? 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:27.480 It was definitely it was I have it on play 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:32.440 it every morning and it's your go to. That commercial 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:34.919 was my vision board. I literally saw it. It It was like, 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:37.560 this is my life plan. I just for some reason 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:39.560 I end up a l in on your Hampshire's okay, 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:44.200 Mr Brian, supping is just throwing shade. How are you, Brian? 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:46.800 I'm so good. Last I mean, I know we're gonna 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:49.520 get there. Last night was a shock and I'm so 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:52.000 glad you led with the racist thing because it was 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:53.360 like it was this is so fun, this is stuf. 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:56.320 At the end, it was like what the fuck is happening. 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:58.160 I feel like it was a real big and switch 0:02:58.200 --> 0:02:59.919 of like that, and then that's how you become a 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:04.040 member of the KKK, Like this is fun. I like cheeting. 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:06.680 I like that, Like wait, I'm in a pointy cabin 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:09.440 burning crosses on lawns, Like wait, you tricked me. This 0:03:09.600 --> 0:03:11.480 was nothing but fun. As people from all over the 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:14.440 world were in ver much the funniest, like the great 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:17.600 That's where it started wrong was Invermont, which is literally 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:21.000 whitest state in the country. Literally, Vermont is it is. 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:23.639 I love Vermont, and they were like really progressive with 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:26.040 gay marriage. It's a great, groovy state. It's the best. 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:29.560 But you're looking at Manchester, Vermont, and I'm I'm as 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:31.639 white as it get. I am the whitest person on earth. 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:35.040 I've spent some time in ver much. It's not diverse, 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:37.360 and it's like a get out state. And then everyone's 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:42.440 very liberal and very cool. What's happening that there's exactly 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:44.800 exactly like then? You know they try to be would 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:46.760 they would try to be too cool if you're like 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:49.480 the like like they're like, we gave you Bernie Sanders 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:54.440 were cool, so so they they it was the whitest parade. Okay, 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:57.200 let's just start. Okay, Okay, let me just say who 0:03:57.200 --> 0:04:01.080 else we have here? We have with us? I already 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:08.680 can't do it. Sammy, Jammy Juno, Sammy, we really felt 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:11.680 for you last week during Debbie Ryant's episode Debbie End. 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:14.920 If you're out there listening, she's first of all, so 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:17.559 in she watched Winter Games last night during getting ready 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:21.200 for a premiere, and she said that, um, she sent 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:23.160 me texts of like trying to hunt out. She's gonna 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:25.200 bring Becca m in for us. She's like on the 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:28.440 Becca m Hunt. No, Sammy, you've never watched any episode 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:31.880 of any Bachelor podcast of any Bachelor's show ever. Is 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:34.440 that correct? Yes? Correct? And you agreed. I saw you 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:36.560 at Aaron stand up show the other night. I was like, 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:39.280 will you watch the Winter Games and be our person? 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:42.719 And you said yes, I said, and you watched it. 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:44.840 I watched most of it, so you didn't get to 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:47.479 the super racist far no, but I'm I'm shocked that 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:49.200 you said that there's some in the end, because it 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:55.080 like started out racist racist. I got in the after 0:04:55.160 --> 0:05:00.799 interview with the gal from Japan also Scot My god, dude, 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:04.040 the after interview at the golfern was amazing. I love her. 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:09.120 I love her so much, and I'm like, what is 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:11.800 It's like, okay, we'll get to that in a second. 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:16.480 And to my left a woman that is fucking cool, 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:19.440 you know what I mean. She brings She's so cool 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:22.520 that she reads school, whether when we have no air 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:25.440 conditioning up here this morning, Oh my god. She's so 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:28.480 cool that she actually has like a real job, like 0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:31.920 and she sneaks out to do this ship. She's invested 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:34.640 in a pop farm, which is cooler than I. She's 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:38.600 also my financial advisor. She's like twenty one, even though 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:42.000 she's not. But she's going to own like in my mind, 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:46.080 she's gonna own like like eighteen like investment properties, you 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:48.240 know what I mean, like shopping mall. She's so fucking 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:50.640 wise with her money. She like put money in bitcoin 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:53.080 and sold at its height. Like I just want her 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:57.839 to be my everything. Miss Anna Hosnie and your how's 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:01.840 your podcast going? Ethically ambiguous? It's good enjoying it. Are 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:05.120 you really good with financial stuff? Yeah? Our dad's are 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:07.839 wiz her DAAs Persian, So I was forced at a 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:12.040 young age to learn investing before we get go, and 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:14.520 do you have anything you want to promote? Um? Notice 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:16.320 that you looked at me with such disgust right now. 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:18.160 I think you were like, do anything you want to promote? 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:20.479 You know what? I was my own self patriot of 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:23.200 like girl. You should have learned your audition for that 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:27.520 was my own fear every Thursday. You're such a fu delight. 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:34.440 So every time I'm with you, I want okay, and 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:36.520 then I want to say because you know, I'm the 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:40.839 Hyena in Political Lava podcast. Um, speaking of that, I 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:45.000 will be at Hyena's in Dallas during my political stand up. 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:47.640 You know I'm so known for my political stand up. 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.839 I will be in Dallas April six and seven. That's 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:53.360 a really fun club. I will then be in Alaska 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:56.320 only the big stay. I will be there over State 0:06:56.440 --> 0:07:00.640 Patrick's Day, um the sixteenth and seventeen, and then we 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:03.720 will be at Moontower the weekend of April. Here's the thing, 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:06.000 here's what I figured out. Guys, they haven't announced as yet. 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:07.960 We're not even supposed to be saying this. Here's the deal. 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:09.520 I don't need to be left out. I've been doing 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:14.040 some digging so it appears. Don't fucking email them because 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:16.200 I will be kicked out of the things. So this 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:18.680 never happened. We can't put it on our Facebook page. 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:23.400 Go to Moontower Oddity Festival. It's in Austin. You can 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:26.640 get the like the main passes are sold out, like 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:28.840 the weekend big passes, or or I don't want to 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:31.240 get left out by the time they fucking announced us. 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:35.080 You can get like get the cheapest bedge and come 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:36.960 see us, and you can come see Tinkled Twins and 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:39.000 stuff with me and Dana Gould and and Aron fully. 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:41.080 But I think you can go before they sell out. 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:42.680 I want you guys to get them, so go get 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:44.520 that one. I think you need the pass to get in. 0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:46.880 It's the cheapest one. An you're not in your head? 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:49.320 What do you think? Yeah, I will look it up 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:51.040 and i'll post it on the We're not allowed to. 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:53.720 We're not allowed it's in my contract. I'm not supposed 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:57.200 to know. I'm not in my contract, you know. I 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:59.640 email us at Rose podcast at gmail dot com if 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:01.720 you have any problems because we can't post it. All right, 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:04.400 we're in Alaska. I'm just curious. I'm doing Fairbanks and 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:07.480 I'm doing Anchorage. I did it Fairbanks once and I 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:10.040 was like, is this gonna be terrifying? And it was 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:13.720 the greatest. It was. I played in this like Quanta 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:16.360 Hut in the Woods that Snoop Dogg had just played 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:18.720 at called the Blue Loon, which I'll be playing again. 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:21.560 The most fun. I feel like they're like so fun. 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:23.640 They just want to party and drunk, drive and take 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:28.760 you to see the northern lights and go curling. It's 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:32.720 like sort but my god, Alaska. They should have hosted 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:35.960 it all. Right, here we go, Bachelor Winter Games. It's 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:39.000 a The voice at the beginning was incredible. I gotta 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:41.079 get my glasses out. I keep trying to pretend I 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:43.560 don't need glasses, but I need glasses. I don't remember 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:45.160 the voice at the beginning. The voice at the beginning 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:47.520 was like they made it so I think they did 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:50.120 a really good job. That's so distracting. Oh is that 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:52.080 that's it? That's it? What does it say? How much 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:56.959 is the cheapest pass um worth it? Okay? I want 0:08:57.000 --> 0:09:00.760 to also just throw out there Alexis and Jasmine are 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:03.880 coming in to do this this particular podcast next week, 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:07.679 and Alexis hooked me up with Raven because I was like, 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:09.880 I want to wear a gray suede outfit at the 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:13.320 show at moon Tower, and Raven is sending me a 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:20.920 leopard print mini dress from Grace. I can't, Alexis help 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:23.520 me pick it. I said three choices to Jasmine and Alexis. 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:26.320 They're like, oh god, that's horrible. They were like, oh 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:30.160 um uh leopard is so you? I was like, is 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:34.199 it great? If you think so? All right? Got it's 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:38.160 like mini. I think it's like the leopard version of 0:09:38.200 --> 0:09:40.760 the Sexy Pilar room that I wore at Scotch Frezz. So, 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:42.920 which is my way of luring I'm trying to lure 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:46.920 Raven to calm Debbie Ryan email me, and it's threatening 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:49.800 to come to Austin. Paget is thready to calm, and 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:53.040 Laurie is coming. It's gonna be a packed house. I 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:55.880 feel like Leopard's never taken off from man has it? 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:58.839 I might just like but I don't know what it 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:00.680 would be, just like a silk by nup or something 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:03.960 or fo Yeah, I'll just I'll just struck a leopard. 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:06.839 I'll ease into it with a leopard, or like pajamas, 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:11.400 like leopard pajamas. That's sexy. What about or what about? 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:14.760 What about? Like? What about like a leopard print blazer? 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:17.240 Like I feel like Mr Turk like a leopard blaze. 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:19.360 I feel like Mr Turk would. Also, I don't know 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.200 where my glasses are. Here we go, I'm a disaster. 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:25.439 A right, guys, talk amongst yourselves for one second. Talk 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:27.839 about how race. I actually want to talk about the 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:30.040 show was completely racist. But I actually want to talk 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:32.720 about bitcoin prison. Yeah. I have a friend who invested 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:34.760 and they made a quarter of a million dollars office. Yeah, 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:36.920 it didn't even invest that much money. Yeah. I did 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:38.880 it when I was in college because I was in 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:41.360 a weird tech program and everyone was like, it's the 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:43.280 new thing, and I was like yeah, nerds, and so 0:10:43.320 --> 0:10:45.200 I did it. And then one day I realized I 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:47.199 was making a lot of money. How much how much 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:49.520 did you put in? I got it when it was 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:53.520 like very cheap, So I did at twenty eleven. It 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:55.520 was like it was like less than have you ever 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:58.400 been to her mind? I love her mind. I've been too. 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:00.080 I love her. I spent a lot of time in 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:02.679 her mind. Of course I have. I'm Ardent van Amorage 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:06.480 Marine van ams from the Little Compton Marines. Okay, so 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:08.840 here's the thing. So we get to we get to 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:14.440 a celebration of uh something, unity and love. Then we 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:18.400 see Ashley I in her botox face. She's like twenty five. 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:23.839 I have never seen so much botox. I think she's beautiful. 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:28.200 She's so pretty girl. If you could just play it 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:31.160 a little cooler, maybe in Vermont, don't wear I love 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:32.760 a bright red lip. I'm wearing a bright red lip 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:36.120 right now. Maybe he's off on the mob and like 0:11:36.240 --> 0:11:42.280 neglige and kitten heels like a with like jeans, yeahs, 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:47.120 like a body suit, thong lace and like and she 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:49.120 was actually just like if she she had like the 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:53.200 pomp pomp hat on if she just wore like like 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:57.240 a sweater and jeans. Yeah, so sexy. She's so fucking pretty, 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:00.720 and but she is the number one boner killer for 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:03.839 men in America. Her tears for sure, like you've never 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:07.680 met a less sexy virgin. Well yeah, yeah, it's so 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:10.280 just so, it's just so you just cringe for her 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:13.000 because it's so obvious what you shouldn't be doing. And 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:14.800 it's when someone is talking to someone else you shouldn't 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:17.280 have a breakdown. No, it's it's honestly, Okay, let's just 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:19.400 talk about Ashley. Let's just start with actually because I 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:22.840 feel like her so Ashley. I this is her jam 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:26.360 just so you know, Sammy, she's a virgin. At this 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:30.520 point it's too much. Just go lose it to some 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:36.079 trucker or something like, you don't know some stand up anybody, 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:38.680 Matt McCarthy. I don't he's married. I don't know. I 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:41.560 don't know somebody to take her virginity. Who's like, I 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:46.400 don't know. Gerard Butler, Gerard Butler, Gerard's hilarious. I love 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:49.760 this standof I love it talks all about like the 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:52.360 Irish more like the Scottish country Oh my god, I 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:55.560 love it. He kills me. You know what? You know 0:12:55.640 --> 0:13:03.800 what was picture picture Gerard Tempert? Ashley, I, that's the exception. 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:07.400 Do not let you dear. He's on planes, like, not 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:09.079 in the bathroom. What do you mean that the thing 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:11.199 that happened recently? Like, what do you mean? He's just 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:14.839 like some French rich I'll do whatever the funk I want. 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:16.920 And he stood up in on a plane. I was like, 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:21.400 that's not. Get ready for my most racist accent ever. 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:24.720 Every every accent I do is racist. So he stood 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:26.400 up in the It was just like, I'm gonna pee 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:31.199 right here. I'm going to be like, yeah, about exactly, 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:36.199 that's the accent. And I'm just like cloud y'all s 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:40.120 at the make a yellow egg with the yellow egg 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:45.000 yellow egg business talking about someone who fought the hot 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:47.040 by the end of the ass, I'd say he started 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:51.760 off so hot. And then I was like, oh that's glass. 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:55.240 He never was you were okay, okay, okay. So then 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:58.440 so then we get Ashley. I she goes, Kevin is 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:01.200 the Canadian Ben Higgins. I'm like, is that a good thing? 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:04.199 I haven't ever wanted to fund somebody less? Sorry, mom, 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:08.600 I'm sorry, mom, I haven't fully reminded me of Michael 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:11.920 Jackson when he becomes a monster and thrower got really big, 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:15.719 so cute, and told he looked like James Morrison. But 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:18.040 then my friend Laurie said that he looks like that 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:21.400 boy from There's a Lot, There's a Lot of Like 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:25.520 it was like a six head. It was like it 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:27.720 was like it was like and it's almost like he 0:14:27.840 --> 0:14:30.040 knew it. He was like, I know, I'm cute. He 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:32.520 was walking up, means okay, we'll get there one second. 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:35.960 She goes, and I am going for Kevin. A virgin's 0:14:36.000 --> 0:14:37.760 got to do what a virgin's gotta do. It's like 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:39.880 stop either lose it or don't lose it, but stop 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:42.840 talking about it. I'm not Oh my god, my mom 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:45.920 now listens. So like I was about to say, I'm 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:50.280 not flaunting my anal virgin, but now because my mom, 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:52.080 jan i'mor e from a little content real estate for 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:54.880 all your summer rental needs. I can't just like a 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:57.880 throw out with that. But mom, you know, like you'll 0:14:57.920 --> 0:14:59.840 be like you don't know that that's still intact. Okay, 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:04.720 So like Canadian bed higg and she's crying. She's weeping. Um. 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:07.880 So then they go, oh my god, I literally can't read. 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:11.200 They go so so fun Winter Bachelor Games, It's going 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:15.920 to be history is written the thrill of the chase. 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:18.840 And then they have in their people snow plowing and 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:20.840 eating it on sleds. I thought, this will be fun, 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:23.120 like they have a good sense of humor. Is like 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:26.800 Bachelor in Paradise. I mean it was. It was an 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:30.080 amazing train rap. You're talking about the first competition, Yeah, 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:32.920 the whole No, just the opening of the opening ceremony. Also, 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:35.960 like it was also such a shock to see like America, 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:42.680 fifteen people in Japan, one person. God, they have one person. 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:45.520 They have a parade with horns and I wrote white 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:48.960 people behind Chris Harrison. It was entirely white. It was 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:54.400 entirely white. It was bad. Also, the one black woman 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:59.560 got zero. She didn't even get introduce like and she 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:01.880 was I didn't like, I didn't even know she was 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:06.320 so pretty Okay, we'll get there. That that was a bomber. Okay. 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:10.920 So then Ben Higgins, who's if we were, He tried 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:15.120 to run for the government of Colorado, Republican government. He 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:18.160 goes the happiest day of my life was when Lauren 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:22.120 and I got engaged. But then Laura and I faded apart. 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:25.040 Is that a phrase? No, not at all, And I'll 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:27.600 tell you he has been. He gets so I used 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:29.640 to think he was so attractive, maybe this is me, 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:36.600 but he just gets pastier, more unshowered. And yes, he 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:41.560 got he got like nick Like. It's like he got 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:45.280 so up in his own business about worrying, like self conscious, 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:47.920 like he couldn't just be free and loose. He's sitting 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:50.960 there in an empty club chair where Lauren used to be, like, 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:54.320 I'm like hoping. And so then they go, they go 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:56.960 all over the world. People want to be in love again. 0:16:57.520 --> 0:17:01.560 And then we've got Bibiana, our little meat ball says um, 0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:03.240 I'm so glad she broke out by the way, Oh 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:05.680 my god, Bibiana. This was the highlight of my show 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:09.160 for me was Bibiana as like sought after. I loved 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:11.680 the flashback talking to Crystal that is like, okay, get 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:14.120 ready for the most racist extent. Never if I am 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:16.520 trying to talk to my man, you better back to 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:19.560 fuck up, Mike. Drop love her And then you see 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:23.160 her roller blading in a high cut white one piece 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:26.919 bathing student yeah, with full glorious Stefan score. It's just 0:17:27.200 --> 0:17:30.159 so ridiculous. It's like, oh my god, it was. It 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:44.560 was so it was like everybody, yeah, Congaana, Yeah, it 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:48.639 was like like Morocco by the way she had. She 0:17:48.680 --> 0:17:50.200 had my heart to begin with, but she extra had 0:17:50.200 --> 0:17:53.399 my heart when the roller blading happened. You. I love it, 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:56.280 and I love watching her fight and trained because you know, 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:59.000 she's like, she's a straight a student. You know, she 0:17:59.040 --> 0:18:01.399 takes it. She's about being fair. This is not fair. 0:18:01.440 --> 0:18:04.040 I set up the telescope in the bed, I'm training. 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:06.320 I'm here for love. I'm gonna win. You're lucky she's 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:10.800 not auditioning against you today. She would have been like fun, 0:18:11.000 --> 0:18:13.720 I would have done, executed my podcast and learn my lines, 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:16.640 just just not just put on a quirky shirt. So 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:20.120 then Dean, so then they go, you might know me 0:18:20.200 --> 0:18:23.679 from season four of Bachelor in Paradise, Like, no, we 0:18:23.720 --> 0:18:25.800 know you from Rachel's season with your dad, who was 0:18:25.840 --> 0:18:28.280 like the swami who hit you with the dead mom 0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:30.960 and the gne um. But he's like, I was kind 0:18:31.000 --> 0:18:35.000 of a jerk Raman or Spaghetti. I'm in decisive, Okay, 0:18:35.040 --> 0:18:38.080 I'll do Raman. Nothing was sadder than and then we 0:18:38.119 --> 0:18:41.320 see him shirt opened skating. We met him in San Francisco. 0:18:42.080 --> 0:18:46.399 We kind of love so handsome, he's a sweetie, and 0:18:46.520 --> 0:18:48.840 I just say, he really won my heart and he didn't, 0:18:48.880 --> 0:18:51.600 but I really liked him. I like him. I love him. 0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:54.560 When she when um Leslie said about her breast like 0:18:54.560 --> 0:18:55.879 you be the judge, and because well you should be 0:18:55.920 --> 0:18:59.040 the judge, I was like, great, that was actually kind 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:01.320 of like very feminist. I thought so too. And he 0:19:01.320 --> 0:19:04.800 actually seemed unlike Ben Higgins or Nick like he actually is. 0:19:05.080 --> 0:19:09.480 You know, he got really trashed online after Paradise. He 0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:11.280 seemed to be able to just go in and like 0:19:11.680 --> 0:19:14.560 just have fun again. He wasn't watching himself. Anna, what 0:19:14.600 --> 0:19:18.520 do you think of Dean? Oh he's great, he's so cute, 0:19:17.520 --> 0:19:21.480 and he's so cute. What wasn't so feminist? Just when 0:19:21.640 --> 0:19:23.800 during his like opening, when he's running on the beach 0:19:23.840 --> 0:19:25.880 and then they barely catch a glimpse of the checking 0:19:25.920 --> 0:19:29.320 out a woman's eyes. Oh it's so good, it's so 0:19:29.359 --> 0:19:31.520 good if you just freeztre him on that he's like 0:19:31.600 --> 0:19:33.360 running and he's like, yeah, I think I've changed a lot. 0:19:33.400 --> 0:19:36.280 And then it's he literally for five seconds, check up. 0:19:36.280 --> 0:19:39.720 I feel like it was like like a nineteen eight 0:19:40.000 --> 0:19:44.959 three like college comedy starring like Steve Gudenberg. That's like, 0:19:46.280 --> 0:19:48.480 you know, and then like there comes Gloria Stefan and 0:19:48.480 --> 0:19:52.399 here like white thigh high like like him kee cheese, 0:19:52.480 --> 0:19:55.160 you know, and that is like and then we're back 0:19:55.200 --> 0:19:57.199 in Vermont with like the white people of Vermont like 0:19:57.200 --> 0:20:00.359 a mooseli road. Gum, Now that's anarchy, lady lip. Did 0:20:00.400 --> 0:20:03.600 you see her? Oh? Did I see her? So then 0:20:03.680 --> 0:20:07.760 we met Claire. She's thirty six. She um, she's thinking 0:20:07.960 --> 0:20:11.400 it always ends the same horrible. So I had retirement, 0:20:11.680 --> 0:20:14.840 but I didn't say it doesn't mean retire from winter again. 0:20:15.440 --> 0:20:19.719 So funny. Such a hooker, she's so her face has 0:20:19.800 --> 0:20:23.520 also been an extra botox, like it's just it's just 0:20:23.760 --> 0:20:26.200 but she was. These international men don't know to run 0:20:26.240 --> 0:20:31.160 from Claire. They don't know that she is horrible. See. 0:20:31.160 --> 0:20:32.520 I don't know too much about he because I didn't 0:20:32.520 --> 0:20:34.760 watch one public season. I don't watch one public season either, 0:20:34.800 --> 0:20:37.119 but I did watch the two seasons of Paradise. I 0:20:37.119 --> 0:20:39.320 saw Paradise with her to where she was like, remember 0:20:39.400 --> 0:20:42.440 she stopped a Rose ceremony because she wasn't getting enough attention, 0:20:42.480 --> 0:20:44.120 a little bit of a sad. It was like, okay, 0:20:44.119 --> 0:20:45.439 you know, I'm just gonna stop her right here. It 0:20:45.520 --> 0:20:48.080 was like nobody wants nobody wanted her, so she had 0:20:48.119 --> 0:20:50.119 to like stop the whole proceeding. She has two of 0:20:50.160 --> 0:20:53.040 the best looking guys in that house. Yeah, with with 0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:56.520 Ben one and what's his face Christian Andrew Andrew Christian 0:20:57.119 --> 0:21:01.639 Christen Anderson. Oh my god. So then when you see Josiah, 0:21:01.720 --> 0:21:04.119 we're reminded he's from Rachel's season. He's a lawyers, Like 0:21:04.160 --> 0:21:06.639 I was kind of arrogant, but not gonna happen this 0:21:06.680 --> 0:21:09.359 time around. Physically, I'm blessed. And then he kissed his arms. 0:21:10.000 --> 0:21:12.840 I want to like Josiah because he is so good, 0:21:13.200 --> 0:21:16.280 he's so cute, he's a lawyer. He had a great story. 0:21:16.480 --> 0:21:19.280 But then his we'll get to it. His kissing style 0:21:19.680 --> 0:21:22.919 might be worse than the fucking present day are like, 0:21:23.280 --> 0:21:27.920