Speaker 1: No entering nervous Stockholm. Oh my god, this is a
Speaker 1: lover's perfect right here are we America set part of
Speaker 1: for Sure Not a Bone Zone Brian Donny. I hunted
Speaker 1: you down on Twitter. That's how it makes like feel
Speaker 1: like it any time for me, whenever you tell you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, welcome very special edition of Will You
Speaker 1: Accept This Rose? My name is Arden Marine. I forgot
Speaker 1: that we got you today. Anna, Okay, this is truly
Speaker 1: gonna This franchise is gonna make me go bankrupt because
Speaker 1: now we're doing two podcasts a week, and so we're
Speaker 1: doing this is the first ever show for the first
Speaker 1: ever episode of The Bachelor Winter Games, what might be
Speaker 1: the most important show that's ever been on television and
Speaker 1: also simultaneously the most racist. Um it's hard because my
Speaker 1: love for it was so pure until the very end,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, I felt really racist. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: So then but it's like I'm in the middle, like
Speaker 1: I have to earn some fucking money is pilot season.
Speaker 1: But I was killing time last night trying not to
Speaker 1: learn things that I need to learn. So I had
Speaker 1: to watch Bachelor Rida Games. And then at the end
Speaker 1: when they were like tune in Thursdays. I cannot keep
Speaker 1: First of all, it's like two hours, and when I
Speaker 1: watched it takes me like seven hours because I write
Speaker 1: everything down and it's like, this is the height of
Speaker 1: when I have to learn to try to like tap
Speaker 1: dance for like dance for my supper. But you know
Speaker 1: what I'm in it to when it. So here's my decision.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do one regular Bachelor podcast week and one
Speaker 1: one the episode of Bachelor Winner Games. I didn't know
Speaker 1: it was gonna be on Thursdays, so each episode on
Speaker 1: Wednesday will be the Thursday and the Tuesday, well, then
Speaker 1: it will come on Thursdays. To deal with it, my
Speaker 1: Valentine's to my right a man that Twitter was my
Speaker 1: vision board. I listened to him and Lauren lab Kiss's
Speaker 1: podcast and I was like, I don't know who you are,
Speaker 1: but I want to be your friend. And I I
Speaker 1: literally the only person I've ever reached out to and
Speaker 1: was like, I like you, yeah, I've never done that
Speaker 1: to anyone. I have been a fan of yours for
Speaker 1: so long. Was it my New Hampshire State Lottery commercial?
Speaker 1: It was definitely it was I have it on play
Speaker 1: it every morning and it's your go to. That commercial
Speaker 1: was my vision board. I literally saw it. It It was like,
Speaker 1: this is my life plan. I just for some reason
Speaker 1: I end up a l in on your Hampshire's okay,
Speaker 1: Mr Brian, supping is just throwing shade. How are you, Brian?
Speaker 1: I'm so good. Last I mean, I know we're gonna
Speaker 1: get there. Last night was a shock and I'm so
Speaker 1: glad you led with the racist thing because it was
Speaker 1: like it was this is so fun, this is stuf.
Speaker 1: At the end, it was like what the fuck is happening.
Speaker 1: I feel like it was a real big and switch
Speaker 1: of like that, and then that's how you become a
Speaker 1: member of the KKK, Like this is fun. I like cheeting.
Speaker 1: I like that, Like wait, I'm in a pointy cabin
Speaker 1: burning crosses on lawns, Like wait, you tricked me. This
Speaker 1: was nothing but fun. As people from all over the
Speaker 1: world were in ver much the funniest, like the great
Speaker 1: That's where it started wrong was Invermont, which is literally
Speaker 1: whitest state in the country. Literally, Vermont is it is.
Speaker 1: I love Vermont, and they were like really progressive with
Speaker 1: gay marriage. It's a great, groovy state. It's the best.
Speaker 1: But you're looking at Manchester, Vermont, and I'm I'm as
Speaker 1: white as it get. I am the whitest person on earth.
Speaker 1: I've spent some time in ver much. It's not diverse,
Speaker 1: and it's like a get out state. And then everyone's
Speaker 1: very liberal and very cool. What's happening that there's exactly
Speaker 1: exactly like then? You know they try to be would
Speaker 1: they would try to be too cool if you're like
Speaker 1: the like like they're like, we gave you Bernie Sanders
Speaker 1: were cool, so so they they it was the whitest parade. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's just start. Okay, Okay, let me just say who
Speaker 1: else we have here? We have with us? I already
Speaker 1: can't do it. Sammy, Jammy Juno, Sammy, we really felt
Speaker 1: for you last week during Debbie Ryant's episode Debbie End.
Speaker 1: If you're out there listening, she's first of all, so
Speaker 1: in she watched Winter Games last night during getting ready
Speaker 1: for a premiere, and she said that, um, she sent
Speaker 1: me texts of like trying to hunt out. She's gonna
Speaker 1: bring Becca m in for us. She's like on the
Speaker 1: Becca m Hunt. No, Sammy, you've never watched any episode
Speaker 1: of any Bachelor podcast of any Bachelor's show ever. Is
Speaker 1: that correct? Yes? Correct? And you agreed. I saw you
Speaker 1: at Aaron stand up show the other night. I was like,
Speaker 1: will you watch the Winter Games and be our person?
Speaker 1: And you said yes, I said, and you watched it.
Speaker 1: I watched most of it, so you didn't get to
Speaker 1: the super racist far no, but I'm I'm shocked that
Speaker 1: you said that there's some in the end, because it
Speaker 1: like started out racist racist. I got in the after
Speaker 1: interview with the gal from Japan also Scot My god, dude,
Speaker 1: the after interview at the golfern was amazing. I love her.
Speaker 1: I love her so much, and I'm like, what is
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, we'll get to that in a second.
Speaker 1: And to my left a woman that is fucking cool,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. She brings She's so cool
Speaker 1: that she reads school, whether when we have no air
Speaker 1: conditioning up here this morning, Oh my god. She's so
Speaker 1: cool that she actually has like a real job, like
Speaker 1: and she sneaks out to do this ship. She's invested
Speaker 1: in a pop farm, which is cooler than I. She's
Speaker 1: also my financial advisor. She's like twenty one, even though
Speaker 1: she's not. But she's going to own like in my mind,
Speaker 1: she's gonna own like like eighteen like investment properties, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like shopping mall. She's so fucking
Speaker 1: wise with her money. She like put money in bitcoin
Speaker 1: and sold at its height. Like I just want her
Speaker 1: to be my everything. Miss Anna Hosnie and your how's
Speaker 1: your podcast going? Ethically ambiguous? It's good enjoying it. Are
Speaker 1: you really good with financial stuff? Yeah? Our dad's are
Speaker 1: wiz her DAAs Persian, So I was forced at a
Speaker 1: young age to learn investing before we get go, and
Speaker 1: do you have anything you want to promote? Um? Notice
Speaker 1: that you looked at me with such disgust right now.
Speaker 1: I think you were like, do anything you want to promote?
Speaker 1: You know what? I was my own self patriot of
Speaker 1: like girl. You should have learned your audition for that
Speaker 1: was my own fear every Thursday. You're such a fu delight.
Speaker 1: So every time I'm with you, I want okay, and
Speaker 1: then I want to say because you know, I'm the
Speaker 1: Hyena in Political Lava podcast. Um, speaking of that, I
Speaker 1: will be at Hyena's in Dallas during my political stand up.
Speaker 1: You know I'm so known for my political stand up.
Speaker 1: I will be in Dallas April six and seven. That's
Speaker 1: a really fun club. I will then be in Alaska
Speaker 1: only the big stay. I will be there over State
Speaker 1: Patrick's Day, um the sixteenth and seventeen, and then we
Speaker 1: will be at Moontower the weekend of April. Here's the thing,
Speaker 1: here's what I figured out. Guys, they haven't announced as yet.
Speaker 1: We're not even supposed to be saying this. Here's the deal.
Speaker 1: I don't need to be left out. I've been doing
Speaker 1: some digging so it appears. Don't fucking email them because
Speaker 1: I will be kicked out of the things. So this
Speaker 1: never happened. We can't put it on our Facebook page.
Speaker 1: Go to Moontower Oddity Festival. It's in Austin. You can
Speaker 1: get the like the main passes are sold out, like
Speaker 1: the weekend big passes, or or I don't want to
Speaker 1: get left out by the time they fucking announced us.
Speaker 1: You can get like get the cheapest bedge and come
Speaker 1: see us, and you can come see Tinkled Twins and
Speaker 1: stuff with me and Dana Gould and and Aron fully.
Speaker 1: But I think you can go before they sell out.
Speaker 1: I want you guys to get them, so go get
Speaker 1: that one. I think you need the pass to get in.
Speaker 1: It's the cheapest one. An you're not in your head?
Speaker 1: What do you think? Yeah, I will look it up
Speaker 1: and i'll post it on the We're not allowed to.
Speaker 1: We're not allowed it's in my contract. I'm not supposed
Speaker 1: to know. I'm not in my contract, you know. I
Speaker 1: email us at Rose podcast at gmail dot com if
Speaker 1: you have any problems because we can't post it. All right,
Speaker 1: we're in Alaska. I'm just curious. I'm doing Fairbanks and
Speaker 1: I'm doing Anchorage. I did it Fairbanks once and I
Speaker 1: was like, is this gonna be terrifying? And it was
Speaker 1: the greatest. It was. I played in this like Quanta
Speaker 1: Hut in the Woods that Snoop Dogg had just played
Speaker 1: at called the Blue Loon, which I'll be playing again.
Speaker 1: The most fun. I feel like they're like so fun.
Speaker 1: They just want to party and drunk, drive and take
Speaker 1: you to see the northern lights and go curling. It's
Speaker 1: like sort but my god, Alaska. They should have hosted
Speaker 1: it all. Right, here we go, Bachelor Winter Games. It's
Speaker 1: a The voice at the beginning was incredible. I gotta
Speaker 1: get my glasses out. I keep trying to pretend I
Speaker 1: don't need glasses, but I need glasses. I don't remember
Speaker 1: the voice at the beginning. The voice at the beginning
Speaker 1: was like they made it so I think they did
Speaker 1: a really good job. That's so distracting. Oh is that
Speaker 1: that's it? That's it? What does it say? How much
Speaker 1: is the cheapest pass um worth it? Okay? I want
Speaker 1: to also just throw out there Alexis and Jasmine are
Speaker 1: coming in to do this this particular podcast next week,
Speaker 1: and Alexis hooked me up with Raven because I was like,
Speaker 1: I want to wear a gray suede outfit at the
Speaker 1: show at moon Tower, and Raven is sending me a
Speaker 1: leopard print mini dress from Grace. I can't, Alexis help
Speaker 1: me pick it. I said three choices to Jasmine and Alexis.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh god, that's horrible. They were like, oh
Speaker 1: um uh leopard is so you? I was like, is
Speaker 1: it great? If you think so? All right? Got it's
Speaker 1: like mini. I think it's like the leopard version of
Speaker 1: the Sexy Pilar room that I wore at Scotch Frezz. So,
Speaker 1: which is my way of luring I'm trying to lure
Speaker 1: Raven to calm Debbie Ryan email me, and it's threatening
Speaker 1: to come to Austin. Paget is thready to calm, and
Speaker 1: Laurie is coming. It's gonna be a packed house. I
Speaker 1: feel like Leopard's never taken off from man has it?
Speaker 1: I might just like but I don't know what it
Speaker 1: would be, just like a silk by nup or something
Speaker 1: or fo Yeah, I'll just I'll just struck a leopard.
Speaker 1: I'll ease into it with a leopard, or like pajamas,
Speaker 1: like leopard pajamas. That's sexy. What about or what about?
Speaker 1: What about? Like? What about like a leopard print blazer?
Speaker 1: Like I feel like Mr Turk like a leopard blaze.
Speaker 1: I feel like Mr Turk would. Also, I don't know
Speaker 1: where my glasses are. Here we go, I'm a disaster.
Speaker 1: A right, guys, talk amongst yourselves for one second. Talk
Speaker 1: about how race. I actually want to talk about the
Speaker 1: show was completely racist. But I actually want to talk
Speaker 1: about bitcoin prison. Yeah. I have a friend who invested
Speaker 1: and they made a quarter of a million dollars office. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it didn't even invest that much money. Yeah. I did
Speaker 1: it when I was in college because I was in
Speaker 1: a weird tech program and everyone was like, it's the
Speaker 1: new thing, and I was like yeah, nerds, and so
Speaker 1: I did it. And then one day I realized I
Speaker 1: was making a lot of money. How much how much
Speaker 1: did you put in? I got it when it was
Speaker 1: like very cheap, So I did at twenty eleven. It
Speaker 1: was like it was like less than have you ever
Speaker 1: been to her mind? I love her mind. I've been too.
Speaker 1: I love her. I spent a lot of time in
Speaker 1: her mind. Of course I have. I'm Ardent van Amorage
Speaker 1: Marine van ams from the Little Compton Marines. Okay, so
Speaker 1: here's the thing. So we get to we get to
Speaker 1: a celebration of uh something, unity and love. Then we
Speaker 1: see Ashley I in her botox face. She's like twenty five.
Speaker 1: I have never seen so much botox. I think she's beautiful.
Speaker 1: She's so pretty girl. If you could just play it
Speaker 1: a little cooler, maybe in Vermont, don't wear I love
Speaker 1: a bright red lip. I'm wearing a bright red lip
Speaker 1: right now. Maybe he's off on the mob and like
Speaker 1: neglige and kitten heels like a with like jeans, yeahs,
Speaker 1: like a body suit, thong lace and like and she
Speaker 1: was actually just like if she she had like the
Speaker 1: pomp pomp hat on if she just wore like like
Speaker 1: a sweater and jeans. Yeah, so sexy. She's so fucking pretty,
Speaker 1: and but she is the number one boner killer for
Speaker 1: men in America. Her tears for sure, like you've never
Speaker 1: met a less sexy virgin. Well yeah, yeah, it's so
Speaker 1: just so, it's just so you just cringe for her
Speaker 1: because it's so obvious what you shouldn't be doing. And
Speaker 1: it's when someone is talking to someone else you shouldn't
Speaker 1: have a breakdown. No, it's it's honestly, Okay, let's just
Speaker 1: talk about Ashley. Let's just start with actually because I
Speaker 1: feel like her so Ashley. I this is her jam
Speaker 1: just so you know, Sammy, she's a virgin. At this
Speaker 1: point it's too much. Just go lose it to some
Speaker 1: trucker or something like, you don't know some stand up anybody,
Speaker 1: Matt McCarthy. I don't he's married. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know somebody to take her virginity. Who's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Gerard Butler, Gerard Butler, Gerard's hilarious. I love
Speaker 1: this standof I love it talks all about like the
Speaker 1: Irish more like the Scottish country Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: love it. He kills me. You know what? You know
Speaker 1: what was picture picture Gerard Tempert? Ashley, I, that's the exception.
Speaker 1: Do not let you dear. He's on planes, like, not
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. What do you mean that the thing
Speaker 1: that happened recently? Like, what do you mean? He's just
Speaker 1: like some French rich I'll do whatever the funk I want.
Speaker 1: And he stood up in on a plane. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's not. Get ready for my most racist accent ever.
Speaker 1: Every every accent I do is racist. So he stood
Speaker 1: up in the It was just like, I'm gonna pee
Speaker 1: right here. I'm going to be like, yeah, about exactly,
Speaker 1: that's the accent. And I'm just like cloud y'all s
Speaker 1: at the make a yellow egg with the yellow egg
Speaker 1: yellow egg business talking about someone who fought the hot
Speaker 1: by the end of the ass, I'd say he started
Speaker 1: off so hot. And then I was like, oh that's glass.
Speaker 1: He never was you were okay, okay, okay. So then
Speaker 1: so then we get Ashley. I she goes, Kevin is
Speaker 1: the Canadian Ben Higgins. I'm like, is that a good thing?
Speaker 1: I haven't ever wanted to fund somebody less? Sorry, mom,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, mom, I haven't fully reminded me of Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson when he becomes a monster and thrower got really big,
Speaker 1: so cute, and told he looked like James Morrison. But
Speaker 1: then my friend Laurie said that he looks like that
Speaker 1: boy from There's a Lot, There's a Lot of Like
Speaker 1: it was like a six head. It was like it
Speaker 1: was like it was like and it's almost like he
Speaker 1: knew it. He was like, I know, I'm cute. He
Speaker 1: was walking up, means okay, we'll get there one second.
Speaker 1: She goes, and I am going for Kevin. A virgin's
Speaker 1: got to do what a virgin's gotta do. It's like
Speaker 1: stop either lose it or don't lose it, but stop
Speaker 1: talking about it. I'm not Oh my god, my mom
Speaker 1: now listens. So like I was about to say, I'm
Speaker 1: not flaunting my anal virgin, but now because my mom,
Speaker 1: jan i'mor e from a little content real estate for
Speaker 1: all your summer rental needs. I can't just like a
Speaker 1: throw out with that. But mom, you know, like you'll
Speaker 1: be like you don't know that that's still intact. Okay,
Speaker 1: So like Canadian bed higg and she's crying. She's weeping. Um.
Speaker 1: So then they go, oh my god, I literally can't read.
Speaker 1: They go so so fun Winter Bachelor Games, It's going
Speaker 1: to be history is written the thrill of the chase.
Speaker 1: And then they have in their people snow plowing and
Speaker 1: eating it on sleds. I thought, this will be fun,
Speaker 1: like they have a good sense of humor. Is like
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise. I mean it was. It was an
Speaker 1: amazing train rap. You're talking about the first competition, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the whole No, just the opening of the opening ceremony. Also,
Speaker 1: like it was also such a shock to see like America,
Speaker 1: fifteen people in Japan, one person. God, they have one person.
Speaker 1: They have a parade with horns and I wrote white
Speaker 1: people behind Chris Harrison. It was entirely white. It was
Speaker 1: entirely white. It was bad. Also, the one black woman
Speaker 1: got zero. She didn't even get introduce like and she
Speaker 1: was I didn't like, I didn't even know she was
Speaker 1: so pretty Okay, we'll get there. That that was a bomber. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then Ben Higgins, who's if we were, He tried
Speaker 1: to run for the government of Colorado, Republican government. He
Speaker 1: goes the happiest day of my life was when Lauren
Speaker 1: and I got engaged. But then Laura and I faded apart.
Speaker 1: Is that a phrase? No, not at all, And I'll
Speaker 1: tell you he has been. He gets so I used
Speaker 1: to think he was so attractive, maybe this is me,
Speaker 1: but he just gets pastier, more unshowered. And yes, he
Speaker 1: got he got like nick Like. It's like he got
Speaker 1: so up in his own business about worrying, like self conscious,
Speaker 1: like he couldn't just be free and loose. He's sitting
Speaker 1: there in an empty club chair where Lauren used to be, like,
Speaker 1: I'm like hoping. And so then they go, they go
Speaker 1: all over the world. People want to be in love again.
Speaker 1: And then we've got Bibiana, our little meat ball says um,
Speaker 1: I'm so glad she broke out by the way, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Bibiana. This was the highlight of my show
Speaker 1: for me was Bibiana as like sought after. I loved
Speaker 1: the flashback talking to Crystal that is like, okay, get
Speaker 1: ready for the most racist extent. Never if I am
Speaker 1: trying to talk to my man, you better back to
Speaker 1: fuck up, Mike. Drop love her And then you see
Speaker 1: her roller blading in a high cut white one piece
Speaker 1: bathing student yeah, with full glorious Stefan score. It's just
Speaker 1: so ridiculous. It's like, oh my god, it was. It
Speaker 1: was so it was like everybody, yeah, Congaana, Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was like like Morocco by the way she had. She
Speaker 1: had my heart to begin with, but she extra had
Speaker 1: my heart when the roller blading happened. You. I love it,
Speaker 1: and I love watching her fight and trained because you know,
Speaker 1: she's like, she's a straight a student. You know, she
Speaker 1: takes it. She's about being fair. This is not fair.
Speaker 1: I set up the telescope in the bed, I'm training.
Speaker 1: I'm here for love. I'm gonna win. You're lucky she's
Speaker 1: not auditioning against you today. She would have been like fun,
Speaker 1: I would have done, executed my podcast and learn my lines,
Speaker 1: just just not just put on a quirky shirt. So
Speaker 1: then Dean, so then they go, you might know me
Speaker 1: from season four of Bachelor in Paradise, Like, no, we
Speaker 1: know you from Rachel's season with your dad, who was
Speaker 1: like the swami who hit you with the dead mom
Speaker 1: and the gne um. But he's like, I was kind
Speaker 1: of a jerk Raman or Spaghetti. I'm in decisive, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll do Raman. Nothing was sadder than and then we
Speaker 1: see him shirt opened skating. We met him in San Francisco.
Speaker 1: We kind of love so handsome, he's a sweetie, and
Speaker 1: I just say, he really won my heart and he didn't,
Speaker 1: but I really liked him. I like him. I love him.
Speaker 1: When she when um Leslie said about her breast like
Speaker 1: you be the judge, and because well you should be
Speaker 1: the judge, I was like, great, that was actually kind
Speaker 1: of like very feminist. I thought so too. And he
Speaker 1: actually seemed unlike Ben Higgins or Nick like he actually is.
Speaker 1: You know, he got really trashed online after Paradise. He
Speaker 1: seemed to be able to just go in and like
Speaker 1: just have fun again. He wasn't watching himself. Anna, what
Speaker 1: do you think of Dean? Oh he's great, he's so cute,
Speaker 1: and he's so cute. What wasn't so feminist? Just when
Speaker 1: during his like opening, when he's running on the beach
Speaker 1: and then they barely catch a glimpse of the checking
Speaker 1: out a woman's eyes. Oh it's so good, it's so
Speaker 1: good if you just freeztre him on that he's like
Speaker 1: running and he's like, yeah, I think I've changed a lot.
Speaker 1: And then it's he literally for five seconds, check up.
Speaker 1: I feel like it was like like a nineteen eight
Speaker 1: three like college comedy starring like Steve Gudenberg. That's like,
Speaker 1: you know, and then like there comes Gloria Stefan and
Speaker 1: here like white thigh high like like him kee cheese,
Speaker 1: you know, and that is like and then we're back
Speaker 1: in Vermont with like the white people of Vermont like
Speaker 1: a mooseli road. Gum, Now that's anarchy, lady lip. Did
Speaker 1: you see her? Oh? Did I see her? So then
Speaker 1: we met Claire. She's thirty six. She um, she's thinking
Speaker 1: it always ends the same horrible. So I had retirement,
Speaker 1: but I didn't say it doesn't mean retire from winter again.
Speaker 1: So funny. Such a hooker, she's so her face has
Speaker 1: also been an extra botox, like it's just it's just
Speaker 1: but she was. These international men don't know to run
Speaker 1: from Claire. They don't know that she is horrible. See.
Speaker 1: I don't know too much about he because I didn't
Speaker 1: watch one public season. I don't watch one public season either,
Speaker 1: but I did watch the two seasons of Paradise. I
Speaker 1: saw Paradise with her to where she was like, remember
Speaker 1: she stopped a Rose ceremony because she wasn't getting enough attention,
Speaker 1: a little bit of a sad. It was like, okay,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm just gonna stop her right here. It
Speaker 1: was like nobody wants nobody wanted her, so she had
Speaker 1: to like stop the whole proceeding. She has two of
Speaker 1: the best looking guys in that house. Yeah, with with
Speaker 1: Ben one and what's his face Christian Andrew Andrew Christian
Speaker 1: Christen Anderson. Oh my god. So then when you see Josiah,
Speaker 1: we're reminded he's from Rachel's season. He's a lawyers, Like
Speaker 1: I was kind of arrogant, but not gonna happen this
Speaker 1: time around. Physically, I'm blessed. And then he kissed his arms.
Speaker 1: I want to like Josiah because he is so good,
Speaker 1: he's so cute, he's a lawyer. He had a great story.
Speaker 1: But then his we'll get to it. His kissing style
Speaker 1: might be worse than the fucking present day are like,
Speaker 1: it's like, I don't know what it is. I think
Speaker 1: both of their kissing styles are the best. You love it,
Speaker 1: want that slop, you like it, You like like that,
Speaker 1: you like the gay, the lap of the kid. He
Speaker 1: got to get his milk, his milk when you're watching
Speaker 1: my new after State lottery commercial, exactly, you just jerk off,
Speaker 1: going he's got to get his milk. Except for my auditions,
Speaker 1: what I do thoughts out loud? I fully your kid.
Speaker 1: He wants for every thought he'd It's how many times
Speaker 1: we referenced lesly Con. It's so funny because I've never
Speaker 1: like taken I love it. I actually but I but
Speaker 1: I said that Becca am I I would been calling
Speaker 1: Becca leslie CON's pride. Try to enjoy it. By the way,
Speaker 1: you're dead on every time you mentioned you pretty much
Speaker 1: take it? How are you still taking loss? What's the deal?
Speaker 1: Is she as good as everybody says? You know the technique?
Speaker 1: What's the technique? What is it? It's really just like
Speaker 1: she really makes listening in an audition like so feasible. However,
Speaker 1: you can also get it from just a coaching session there,
Speaker 1: which I do sometimes now for auditions. So what do
Speaker 1: you mean, like, how do you listen? She just makes
Speaker 1: it look she just breaks down the script like so
Speaker 1: technically I really don't want to be talking about on
Speaker 1: the script. So technically just makes sort of like a
Speaker 1: map in a blueprint for yourself to wear like you
Speaker 1: just sort of nail at every time, like you don't
Speaker 1: um do you know what I mean? And so you
Speaker 1: you basically write a thought down after every piece of punctuation.
Speaker 1: I know, but then like fucking kidding me would have
Speaker 1: it takes like an hour. That's so boring. I know
Speaker 1: it is boring, all right, you know what I misst
Speaker 1: with what I'm doing. I'm not endorse. I'm not here
Speaker 1: to endorse it, Nico. Next next week, I'm like, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm enrolled it big level one, well be gone. I
Speaker 1: can't wait. I'm hoping. You know what, we don't buy it.
Speaker 1: It's like you're hitting. It just doesn't feel authentic. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then we have, okay, a man named Leslie Murphy.
Speaker 1: Oh no, this is a lady Leslie Murphy. There's a
Speaker 1: man coming up with a lady name Leslie. She's adorable,
Speaker 1: she beat breast cancer. She had a double mistake to
Speaker 1: me eight months ago. She could not be cuter. I
Speaker 1: I feel like they hand picked her for Dean. I
Speaker 1: think they brought her like Demo the like. I think
Speaker 1: they knew they would love each other. Yes, but I
Speaker 1: was just gonna say it, seems like genuinely sparks are
Speaker 1: flying love. I hope they get married. You know what,
Speaker 1: it's my it's my hope, it's my it was my reslution.
Speaker 1: I do too like they do. They're so great together.
Speaker 1: If if Dean is not married by the end of
Speaker 1: I'm going to jump off the age in the Hollywood,
Speaker 1: and right beforehand, I'm gonna punctuate my thought of why
Speaker 1: I'm doing it. I'm screamkas or milk and I'm gonna jump.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go that's for you, lovely. I'm gonna commission
Speaker 1: someone to make me a pair of brick shoes. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to the Santa Monica pier, tie them on,
Speaker 1: block off the ledge. It's like a lepard and I
Speaker 1: laced them on at my car and I have to
Speaker 1: walk all down the pier in my cement wedges or
Speaker 1: my brick wedges, and my leopard flows strong. Find you
Speaker 1: the hottest skating up like kind of like, don't do it,
Speaker 1: do it? Don't do it? And then the white people
Speaker 1: of Vermont are like jomp jop jop job job jumps. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then we have Ashley I the Virgin botok a psychic.
Speaker 1: It told her she's going to meet her husband on
Speaker 1: an international journey. It's like Midjeer in Vermont, Okay. So
Speaker 1: then we have Um, I still thought, how shocked everyone else?
Speaker 1: You remember all the stand up interviews where they were like,
Speaker 1: did you know that there's people from across the world
Speaker 1: that are going to be here? We're like, what did
Speaker 1: you think? Dude? And they were like this, like they
Speaker 1: were so stunned. So we get to the town. Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison is there with Hannah Storm, which I loved, and
Speaker 1: Ashley Brewer the sportscasters. I loved it. She was an
Speaker 1: adorable blonde. I'm like, I'm sure somebody's going to try
Speaker 1: to hit on Ashley. Um, Lady Liberty pouting um. And
Speaker 1: then we have Luke Eric saying it's miracle season. Yuki
Speaker 1: from Japan. It says, they say, here comes from major race.
Speaker 1: I think she speaks the language of love. She does
Speaker 1: not speak English is how they introduced her. Absolutely, And
Speaker 1: also just that was such a minstrel show with her,
Speaker 1: like they really really treat didn't give treat her fairly.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's not a clown and that's what
Speaker 1: it felt like. Oh no, they found like the like
Speaker 1: the it was like the fantasy of every grooty for
Speaker 1: every grooty like white dude who was like, I doesn't
Speaker 1: want a young japan Like, you know, it's just like
Speaker 1: it was. It was really tough. It was yeah, thoughts,
Speaker 1: I was I struggled with her because I was like,
Speaker 1: I loved her. I loved her showing her yeah, like
Speaker 1: to be the clown like she like the comedy of
Speaker 1: everything she says that. I was like, this is where
Speaker 1: like yeah, and she's adorable. She couldn't be cute. Fuck
Speaker 1: them for not bringing to Japans she could like. And
Speaker 1: then I felt bad like the girl that they were
Speaker 1: the sweet, sweet little angel that they brought from China.
Speaker 1: It's like they brought you know, it's like they didn't
Speaker 1: they brought the girl with the short hair isn't as
Speaker 1: cute as the girl from Japan. It's like it was
Speaker 1: more just she was a badass those ze like I
Speaker 1: felt like that she would never be on in the US,
Speaker 1: which I know we'll get. The what she wore of
Speaker 1: the road ceremony was so fucking cool. She was like
Speaker 1: I know, I was like I wanted to get to
Speaker 1: know her. Okay, so then we have so then they
Speaker 1: go oh, she goes, I know, thank you, okay, hello,
Speaker 1: good bye, and I'm like, oh, that was from watching
Speaker 1: The Bachelor. So then we have Canada. There's two guys. Kevin,
Speaker 1: which is from the Michael Jackson. Yes, yes, so then
Speaker 1: better with hat on, bad hair, Firefighter. He was engaged
Speaker 1: six months ago and he's just been crying and working
Speaker 1: out ever since. Do you think he's sexy? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: because okay, he was cute with the hat on. With
Speaker 1: the hat on, he was cute. I like that he
Speaker 1: liked to be Beyond, Like he seems like a super
Speaker 1: nice That's what. Like the fact that he was a
Speaker 1: fire he actually felt like a real guy, and like
Speaker 1: the fact that he's feel like he chose of all
Speaker 1: those sort of Barbie dolls, he picked be Beyond. I
Speaker 1: was like, how are you still singing? Like? It actually
Speaker 1: made me go out like this guy. I like him
Speaker 1: a lot. He seems like a cool guy. What did
Speaker 1: you think, miss Sammy? I just, uh, the only thing
Speaker 1: I can think about with that. I was like Bibiana
Speaker 1: was talking in her interview, she was like, I was
Speaker 1: attracted to Kevin because and then it cut to Kevin
Speaker 1: in his big forehead and my my initial thought was
Speaker 1: just like because of his five head, and yeah, yes
Speaker 1: he has a five head. I wonder if it's a
Speaker 1: sign of intelligence or something. Rachel had like a sixth
Speaker 1: head and she was smart. It felt like his hair
Speaker 1: may have been thinning a little. Yeah, when he might
Speaker 1: be bald in a few years. That's all. It was, like,
Speaker 1: his hair is thinning. Can I just say, though, I
Speaker 1: am so glad that ABC gave it this to us.
Speaker 1: I it's gonna be hard to keep up with six
Speaker 1: hours and that's sort a week and the height of violence,
Speaker 1: but I'm going to do it. But it's an amazing
Speaker 1: It was like jaw dropping of like what is on
Speaker 1: my television? So then they go, so then they go,
Speaker 1: there's one competitor from England. She flipped off. She flipped
Speaker 1: off the guy in England. She's quirky. It's like what,
Speaker 1: I didn't know what made her quirky except that she
Speaker 1: wore for the entire time. That was like a she's
Speaker 1: like fuck animals, sham animals, fag even though like faux
Speaker 1: first so in right now, So then we have Australia. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is exciting Tiffany. She had a love connection with
Speaker 1: another woman. She's open to dating both sexes. I hope
Speaker 1: she stays the whole time and runs away with some
Speaker 1: cool woman. I love that she's here. I love that
Speaker 1: she's here. Courtney, he was not in love. He said goodbye.
Speaker 1: I love a man named Courtney who wears like magician vests. Dude,
Speaker 1: you were like a coldbalt magician vests. He was not
Speaker 1: hot And what a bold move to be, like, I
Speaker 1: don't think i'd be in love with you at the
Speaker 1: end of this, when oh my god, I loved it.
Speaker 1: So then we have Sweden, we have the lip jobs
Speaker 1: coming talk to me, Talk to me. The lip job.
Speaker 1: It was like, what do you think it was? But
Speaker 1: do you think those were her laps? No? Where those
Speaker 1: are lips? You couldn't. Yeah, I saw her and I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, they I guess you know, maybe
Speaker 1: it's covered there. It owe us like it almost felt
Speaker 1: like God bless Lisa Rana, But like when you got
Speaker 1: him early on and then you couldn't undo it, or
Speaker 1: like Meg Ryant, you know, like they've been people they
Speaker 1: do it. It It almost felt like like she misjudged and
Speaker 1: now she's got it. But who is that, like cat
Speaker 1: lady like yeahs Like Sweden, We've got Jose okay. So
Speaker 1: then there's um Finland, we've got the Santa from Lapland
Speaker 1: come in from oh god, Jenny, okay, who cares? So
Speaker 1: all these people come in and then um and then
Speaker 1: they go lift fun fact about Lily. She's gotta slough
Speaker 1: tattoo on her behind. I mean, can you think of
Speaker 1: a reason to do that. It's like, oh, Hannes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're drunk alcohol right, yeah you watch yeah exactly, You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, I love Kristin Bell. I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: on myself. I love it. I just write off of
Speaker 1: her dog Chapper. So then we have um. So then
Speaker 1: we have the guy from Germany who then said this
Speaker 1: racist thing. I have did it that China woman, I
Speaker 1: have dated black woman, the Russia woman, dark light, when
Speaker 1: a woman looked beautiful. I like it. It was like
Speaker 1: racist and sexist all in one. I was like, whoa,
Speaker 1: you're what people think of Germany dude, dial down, dial
Speaker 1: it down a notch Anna. He makes me think of
Speaker 1: like the really foreign dude that you unfortunately just can't
Speaker 1: get past his accent because it just sounds so Goofy's action.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's like a real smooth, cool guy in Germany.
Speaker 1: But you're right. When they had that face off of
Speaker 1: Ben Wah speaking in like Quebec friends and then and
Speaker 1: what's his name against Christian Christian speaking, it was like,
Speaker 1: oh wow, I didn't realize what turned me on? Dude,
Speaker 1: it was it was And then I just say it
Speaker 1: truly was the greatest opening of all time. I again,
Speaker 1: I appreciated. I appreciated ABC for giving us this fucking treasure. This,
Speaker 1: this is what happened? Was it not playing? Do I
Speaker 1: need to turn it up? How do I get that
Speaker 1: to happen? What's happening? Okay, let's start this over, let's
Speaker 1: start Okay, this is we can cut this little part
Speaker 1: out and here we go, this precious treasure as we
Speaker 1: sing the Bachelor Winter Games and I can't. And then
Speaker 1: they have Mola cream, which you know is a fake
Speaker 1: to fight for that look fully making it up. I
Speaker 1: got Commodia in Porto Bayart when I'm fingered by Nick
Speaker 1: and lapland Vin Lynch. My dad caught me off from
Speaker 1: my trust spot. I got drunk and made out with
Speaker 1: a p A. I hope my Instagram followers at all time,
Speaker 1: he goes us over much, your caucasionssens Hi will make
Speaker 1: love to not thank you so much. And then they
Speaker 1: have Trista and Ryan after these hornblowers, which was amazing,
Speaker 1: these hornblowers that that I just want to say, your
Speaker 1: version made so much more sense. I auditioned to play
Speaker 1: that part, but I didn't. I didn't do the work
Speaker 1: for it because I was watching The Bachelor's honest, Okay,
Speaker 1: I see you're not a hard worker. I just say.
Speaker 1: When when they brought on Fianola Fila Clay, yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought of you because you last time you said something
Speaker 1: like you know him, you love him, like you know,
Speaker 1: you know who these people are. No one ever, Frank
Speaker 1: will you if she's real? Fiania La Craze, Okay, there's
Speaker 1: no you know that. And then they brought out Ruthie
Speaker 1: Collins and I wrote that show ever on television right
Speaker 1: after that Ruthie Collins. It's like you'll start with Diani
Speaker 1: La Cree and then you go right, it's like a
Speaker 1: one to punch of like you go to the headliner.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the amount of babies that have been
Speaker 1: made to Ruthie Collins songs. Oh, it's just InCred. She
Speaker 1: really is. She is mys Bruce, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: She've followed her on You've seen her live fifty seven nights,
Speaker 1: seen her like fifty seven times. I saw her in Omaha,
Speaker 1: I saw her, I saw her in Juneo and those
Speaker 1: are only three cities seventeen times. And she playing died
Speaker 1: And is she gonna be playing when he died? Here?
Speaker 1: Cement wedges, she'll be singing my my swan song. Yes,
Speaker 1: Bachelor because Dean and his lover did not find love.
Speaker 1: I don't remember who said it, but I think it
Speaker 1: was one of the Swedish women. But when Ruthie was performing,
Speaker 1: this was this was the only quote about Ruthie. She goes,
Speaker 1: Ruthie Collins performed her song and I'm so excited, dude.
Speaker 1: They couldn't even they couldn't even feed her the name
Speaker 1: of the song. Ruthie Collins performed that song and I'm
Speaker 1: so excited. Was she real? It's the only thing her
Speaker 1: name comes up with this with the Bachelor, So it's
Speaker 1: not real. It's not real because they knew, they know,
Speaker 1: they do it on purpose. They do it on purpose.
Speaker 1: I did not know that. So then Ashley I started crying,
Speaker 1: just like, let get friend zoned by the US guys
Speaker 1: that I'm not going to get friends out by the
Speaker 1: American guys. Um. And then Ben Higgins says, every time
Speaker 1: I've done the Bachelor, I've been the better for it.
Speaker 1: It's like that means you've done it too many times.
Speaker 1: If you can say every time I've done it, I've
Speaker 1: been the better for it, You're it's time to It's
Speaker 1: time to tap out and go back to, like I
Speaker 1: t exactly what makes you a great person? Being on
Speaker 1: the Bachelor again? Yeah? Again? Watching him cry coming. He's
Speaker 1: a bad looking crier too. He's no Becca m Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's something very fragile and like he makes me nervous
Speaker 1: now listen that I don't care about. Lauren was too good.
Speaker 1: She hated me. I watched like three episodes of that
Speaker 1: fucking Ben and Lauren happily. She hated it. She was
Speaker 1: so disappointed by his little house in Denver. It's like,
Speaker 1: this is it. She's also already in like a committed relationship.
Speaker 1: Is she is with him? Some guy? I don't know.
Speaker 1: He looks like a tech guy. Where does she live here? Venice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, she moved straight to They had the most
Speaker 1: disgusting when they flashed back to Ben and Lauren like
Speaker 1: proposing or whatever. When he goes, you're my person, she goes,
Speaker 1: you're my person. I'm like, that is nauseating. You can't
Speaker 1: say that and then have them not be your person exactly,
Speaker 1: Like it's it's the grossest thing to ever say. It's
Speaker 1: so gross. And then if you say that, it's like
Speaker 1: Jay King, I'm moving to Venice and I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be whatever. I'm gonna marry, a flight attend. I
Speaker 1: feel like Ben Higgins is a baby talker, like I
Speaker 1: feel like when he's a relationship is like I love
Speaker 1: you anything like post that is like I need to
Speaker 1: get a picture girls, Oh you're my post. I've never
Speaker 1: seen herself grossed up. So then oh gotta so then
Speaker 1: I go to the I gotta say the hotel looked
Speaker 1: so cute? Did I loved the villa at Hermitage. If
Speaker 1: you want to sponsor us, we can do a live podcast.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, everyone mispronounced it in the episode. They called
Speaker 1: it Hermitage. What is it? Hermitage is so cute? So
Speaker 1: the leg you're and then somedings ago is you can
Speaker 1: actually fall in love with a person from another country.
Speaker 1: It's like, are you fucking yeah, no dudhi. And they
Speaker 1: also said, I don't remember who said itout somebody On
Speaker 1: that note, someone also said it's like having an odd
Speaker 1: version of me. It's an odd odd, like odd meaning foreign.
Speaker 1: It is so shocking that people think this way. And
Speaker 1: also people who are now officially an entertainment God, they're
Speaker 1: so odd. It's like united, Come on that guy any
Speaker 1: skating up in her white side. That cut of that
Speaker 1: bathing suit was amazing. Yeah, She's like, fuck it, that's
Speaker 1: why I love And she's like, no, I'm in a
Speaker 1: to win it. So then they have the French Canadian
Speaker 1: ben wah, and then I gotta say, I don't find
Speaker 1: French Canadian guys sexy, and neither do the French they.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you it is nothing is more fun than
Speaker 1: asking a French person to imitate a French Canadian person.
Speaker 1: And it's like, by the way I had the where
Speaker 1: I have, I'm the least successful linguist you will ever you.
Speaker 1: I'm runner up. Okay, So but I do know that
Speaker 1: they're like like they hate them. The real French hate
Speaker 1: hate that they hate. That's just so awful. We don't
Speaker 1: hate the British. They hate us. They hate us. You
Speaker 1: know what, I think if you start in Europe, you
Speaker 1: hate the North American version of that. And you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm on their side, you know what, look at what
Speaker 1: we're making. And yet it's amazing. It's like it's like
Speaker 1: God's mom, plug your ears. It's like this show is
Speaker 1: like I feel like I'm just like hate sucking myself,
Speaker 1: like I love this. It's so I love that. I
Speaker 1: thought was hot. Talk to me. He's not my type.
Speaker 1: When he started speaking no, no, that was cute. He
Speaker 1: knew it though he knew it. He knew it. He
Speaker 1: knew it. But I don't know. There was something about
Speaker 1: him that I was like, God, you seem I don't know, intelligent, sexy,
Speaker 1: all that stuff. I liked him. That's when actually I
Speaker 1: rolled in her negligent and jeans her like cut up
Speaker 1: to like her ribs and then just full lace and
Speaker 1: then just like low riser. She's beautiful, beautiful if you okay,
Speaker 1: So here's something you need to know, Sammy Ashley. I
Speaker 1: dragged her sister to Mexico on Paradise and she her
Speaker 1: sister also like just bursting, like I don't know what
Speaker 1: happened in that house. She has like a real Disney
Speaker 1: princess fantasy, like she wants like a Disney prince. She
Speaker 1: fell in all this guy named Jared because she thought
Speaker 1: he looked like a Laddin, and like like like when not,
Speaker 1: she gets obsessive and she's like the equivalent of like
Speaker 1: like she takes hostages. She's like a hostage holder and
Speaker 1: so and she's locked and loaded and but it's weird.
Speaker 1: You know, she's friends with Ellen, like they bring her on.
Speaker 1: She knows what her role is, and yet she seems
Speaker 1: psychologically so unstable that she actually feels authentically like she's
Speaker 1: she doesn't need leslie kank, he needs the milk, and
Speaker 1: that milk is is sucking a French Canadian with the
Speaker 1: high forehead. I just say she's the definition of getting
Speaker 1: in your own way, because it doesn't make sense because
Speaker 1: she's really funny. I think she's charming. She's she's beautiful
Speaker 1: and like actually it's funny. It's like girl and just
Speaker 1: such a self defeater. Maybe like talk a little less
Speaker 1: about your feelings. You know. I still can't believe she's
Speaker 1: still a Virgin's her business plan though, like crying virgin
Speaker 1: brand is crying virgin. It's not a great brand. She's
Speaker 1: not gonna lose he virginity. I don't feel like until
Speaker 1: she gets her own series, like say, get married, but
Speaker 1: I like you right too. Yeah, they should sell the
Speaker 1: whole reality show where she finally just remember at this point,
Speaker 1: actually I'm ready act. We know you're listening, Ashley, and
Speaker 1: we're here to write this series. Oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: a good idea. We would and we like you. Here's
Speaker 1: what we want to say to you. We like you,
Speaker 1: love you. We okay, So then we have um Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison tells a joke and the girl from Japan is
Speaker 1: so bored, which is the most authentic part. I loved
Speaker 1: watching her reaction of like everyone's also like ah, and
Speaker 1: she's like what the funk? And I loved it mcause Harrison,
Speaker 1: by the way, looks great. Oh my god, you know what.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. I feel like he was
Speaker 1: having fun. He was that she looked so sharp and
Speaker 1: that blazer and that it was way better than the
Speaker 1: corduroy blazer that he haven't. He was greeting Ari and
Speaker 1: Tuscany definitely. So then we have the beautiful black woman
Speaker 1: who never gets introduced. Who is that? We never learned
Speaker 1: her name? I don't know, beautiful. Do you want to
Speaker 1: know something from She must have been because I looked
Speaker 1: up Bachelor Winter Games cast and they've listed everyone but her, Like,
Speaker 1: I went on two different sites trying to find her name.
Speaker 1: She remember saying she couldn't have been prettier. It's like,
Speaker 1: and she seems sweet. All right, we'll get to we
Speaker 1: get to what happens later. So then we do the
Speaker 1: So there's gonna be champions, the first ever couple of
Speaker 1: Bachelor Nation and the Bachelor World. We've got Ali twenty four.
Speaker 1: She's fun, she's got a milthy, filthy mouth, she's Australian
Speaker 1: and so so then they're somebody's talking to the girl
Speaker 1: from Japan and then she's she's like everyone. She says
Speaker 1: to him, everyone kissed, and she screams. She goes and
Speaker 1: she goes, kids kiss and they go yeah, and she goes,
Speaker 1: Sammy thoughts. I mean, that's how I react whenever I
Speaker 1: find out that anybody kisses, like the cutest scream it
Speaker 1: was like a kitten. I found actually interesting that the
Speaker 1: Asian country bachelors like don't. Yeah, they just hug at
Speaker 1: the most. I think that's the final cart one kiss.
Speaker 1: I mean we're also dirtballs, no, although neither does Sweden
Speaker 1: in the lips Sweden didn't either. Um. So then we
Speaker 1: have Luke and Sweden Dean talking to Leslie. My father
Speaker 1: panhandled for money and my mother sold. Why did she
Speaker 1: sell temporary tattoos out of the side of her car?
Speaker 1: That made me sad ordine. They were like full carnies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I made me. That's a lot to overcome. I think
Speaker 1: that's a lot. He's young, he is. He was so
Speaker 1: sweet in person. I wish I had his style. He's cute.
Speaker 1: Everything he wears, even the way he wears it and
Speaker 1: buttons it and everything. I'm just like, God, I wish
Speaker 1: I had. He's got really cute ass. I'm like, not
Speaker 1: even like an ass lady for on a guy, but
Speaker 1: like when you saw him skate off, like and he's like,
Speaker 1: he's got a really cute but he's cute. He's just
Speaker 1: really he wears tight pants, like he rolls up at
Speaker 1: the ankles and then he just wears like vans. He's
Speaker 1: just very young and carefree. He's like he's like he's
Speaker 1: a venice kid, Like he's got his toe poking out
Speaker 1: of his old vans. He bought old temporary tattoos. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he bought that like outside land Switcher and looks
Speaker 1: so cute in it. Yeah, he's really cute. Okay. So
Speaker 1: then we have Bibiana and then she says, Kevin just
Speaker 1: stood out to me because he's a looker. I mean hello. Um.
Speaker 1: And then he says to her, which my favorite. This
Speaker 1: when we love the show baby On, how are you
Speaker 1: possibly single? It's like, wow, Aaron calls her the meat
Speaker 1: Bawl because she's like bet On the Meatball, but the
Speaker 1: Meatball fell in love? Is that's so mean? Now that
Speaker 1: feels mean? No, I don't think. It just means she's
Speaker 1: like scrappy and tasty and compacted, ready to fight. So
Speaker 1: the Meatball film is that that nice? But there you go? So,
Speaker 1: how are you possibly? We love her? So then the
Speaker 1: New Zealand Bachelor's Um, so she she is with the
Speaker 1: girl is with Josiah and he goes, you got a
Speaker 1: booty on you with curvy? We like that. We black men,
Speaker 1: we like the curves. And then she said, I'm very
Speaker 1: attractive to black guys. And she goes, I got a
Speaker 1: little bdonca donk and he goes, I like the B
Speaker 1: donca donc and then she goes, we just get ready
Speaker 1: for this accent. We just ended up having a snug,
Speaker 1: like a really chicken little snug, like a little tongue kiss. Oh,
Speaker 1: if someone ever came up to me and said I
Speaker 1: want a snug, she was so no, I don't need
Speaker 1: a tissue like it's so she was so cute. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I loved her. I loved her because he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: do you have a hole in your tongue? Like he
Speaker 1: saw that. But I liked that combo even though nobody
Speaker 1: believed them, I liked it. Josiah comes off it's just
Speaker 1: like like attention hungry in a way. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: he can't break from that at all. He's not authentic
Speaker 1: and we just don't trust him. He's another one who
Speaker 1: just like just fight so hard to be unlikable, and
Speaker 1: you could be if you just like changed five. No,
Speaker 1: I know he's didn't. He have a terrible story too,
Speaker 1: about like finding his dead brother, like he like he
Speaker 1: found his like hanging from the tree or something also
Speaker 1: grew up in like a like a like there was
Speaker 1: like bullet holes in the wall that when he saw
Speaker 1: his house like this turn and then the d A.
Speaker 1: The d A was the one he got in trouble,
Speaker 1: and he went to the d A and then the
Speaker 1: d A and then he basically the day he took
Speaker 1: h on doing, He's like, you can be my job
Speaker 1: one day. Right now he's a lawyer. Now he's a
Speaker 1: lawyer and he's doing I think he's like an assistant
Speaker 1: d A. It's like, just be a little bit cool, man.
Speaker 1: I had to be honest with that back story. I
Speaker 1: don't think i'd be very cool, do you know what?
Speaker 1: You know what that's harder than temporary tattoos. You like,
Speaker 1: like Dean and you got temporary tattoos. That's easier than
Speaker 1: brother hanging on the tree and like it bullets in
Speaker 1: the house. And you're like, he'd be a little nicer.
Speaker 1: You're right, You're absolutely right, you're right, because Dean, no
Speaker 1: matter what Dean does, American's like, oh Dean, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: just Dean. What do you know. It's like Dean lost
Speaker 1: his mom said, well, Jusia lost his brother. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like anyway. Um So then they go the bioth
Speaker 1: and we go by the way. That kiss was pretty
Speaker 1: gross between the New Zealand Gal I did not like. Okay, Sammy,
Speaker 1: what do you think? I did not like real spy
Speaker 1: Cat loved it all and I would have met up
Speaker 1: with who did I want to make out? I guess Dean.
Speaker 1: I would big Dean, he's my boy. Okay. So then
Speaker 1: we had the biathlon. The Swedish girls have never skied.
Speaker 1: I would think skin and even be all no one schime.
Speaker 1: If you don't ski, you have to go on the Bachelor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's exactly. You've got two things. We're like in north
Speaker 1: We've got Fiords in Northoods. Yeah, we've got Fiord. You
Speaker 1: get ski work at Ikea, or you go on the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: When I went, I went with my friend to Denmark
Speaker 1: and everyone we actually got bored. Everyone was so fucking
Speaker 1: pretty and rich and like biking around and not a
Speaker 1: stitching like the dog, like the the ugly people were tends.
Speaker 1: There was nobody that's not a ten there it was.
Speaker 1: They were all tall and like happy. I left a suser.
Speaker 1: Possibly I could not because I'm out of here where
Speaker 1: can I went right to Newark? So then Ali fell.
Speaker 1: She was the one from New Zealand. She felt, I
Speaker 1: feel in my ass, bawn, Oh, I'm not feeling good
Speaker 1: my asses and he sort I think I just it
Speaker 1: all sounds irish. I think it just bruised my bonbone.
Speaker 1: My bumbone was really hurt. When you when you break
Speaker 1: your cocks next, we've all had that moment. You're like,
Speaker 1: you're like, did I just break my asshole? Like broken?
Speaker 1: And she was in a lot of paint. He was
Speaker 1: sweet with her. He actually was sweet. And they say
Speaker 1: like the ice was basically cement. I didn't hear that.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear that so frozen when you fall on ice,
Speaker 1: that ice, skating ice, skintting slacks, Yeah I did. But
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like all ankles, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I was not like I had an outfit and I
Speaker 1: had like a moth and like a cute pom pom hap.
Speaker 1: And then it's like it was like a little ginger boy,
Speaker 1: like a little like a little young male pumpkin, just
Speaker 1: like the skating up all ankles. That that was me.
Speaker 1: So that you've seen my childhood life, you've seen how
Speaker 1: this all happens. And you know my my origin story.
Speaker 1: I'll find one. I did take one of your photo
Speaker 1: albums right through it. I knew that you were a
Speaker 1: redhead growing up, right. Okay, wait, I posted one recently.
Speaker 1: Here's one. Let's see what I put up on my
Speaker 1: brother and I. Um here, wait, let's say I can't
Speaker 1: wait to get my grace to wait. Here's my brother
Speaker 1: and I. This is us. And look at that little
Speaker 1: young You're so cute, how much hair? I look at
Speaker 1: my brother. Neither one of us were picked first on
Speaker 1: this words stage. Look at that head of hair. Look
Speaker 1: at that young male pumpkin dressed in my brother's clothes. Um,
Speaker 1: and look at the pants. It looks like I've urinated,
Speaker 1: But that's just a yellow stripe from my vagina to
Speaker 1: my ankles. Look at that fucking striped And I was like,
Speaker 1: did I you ruining myself? Like a memorial daporide? It's like, no,
Speaker 1: that's the pant that really would think if I saw
Speaker 1: that kid, I would be like that those parents are terrible.
Speaker 1: Change that get in her period? What is happening? What
Speaker 1: is that? Okay? So then so then then so then
Speaker 1: we go we learn a little more about um Yuki okay,
Speaker 1: So so then I love that they have each person.
Speaker 1: There's like a little chiron thing which, like the text
Speaker 1: is like Benua and belishus his accent and we have
Speaker 1: Luke sergeant smolder. So then Yuki she says, I top four,
Speaker 1: thank you? Are you finding love? It was just, oh, Yuki,
Speaker 1: She's what am if I go on Japan badgelor what
Speaker 1: am I going to say? That's what I mean? And
Speaker 1: that's what maybe mad about that? Chris Harris, I don't
Speaker 1: know what else do you say? That's what maybe so
Speaker 1: mad about that Chris Harrison interview is it was like,
Speaker 1: why are you asking her questions in English to only
Speaker 1: to make fun of her? And imagine imagine being on
Speaker 1: the receiving end of that. She's so cute? What did
Speaker 1: you think? You look like you're about to say something?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I just can't deal with all of that.
Speaker 1: It was a lot. It was a lot of both
Speaker 1: both of the like the Asians that they had on
Speaker 1: the show were just like completely just plucked off of
Speaker 1: like a fetish website. I mean you like they like
Speaker 1: when we get to her outfit at the like she
Speaker 1: put on like crystal stripper heels, Oh my god, the
Speaker 1: poor thing. She I hope she finds love with somebody,
Speaker 1: and it's like fuck this, you know. Um, okay, so
Speaker 1: then we have to Then we have O Kevin from
Speaker 1: UM Canada. His little Chiron said he's seen Nickelback twenty
Speaker 1: seven times. It's like you and uh, he's the nickelback
Speaker 1: of Ruthie Collins singer exactly. So then Luke goes, um, oh, Ashley,
Speaker 1: I she's she's got really red lipstick. Bb Afterwards, so
Speaker 1: they go in that they did the thing. Luke wins
Speaker 1: and no, the Swedish girl winds, and then James Marsden,
Speaker 1: me Mas Kevin and Rebecca Kevin and Rebecca in and
Speaker 1: then okay, here's what you know about Luke. So Luke
Speaker 1: was supposed to do our show in Nashville. We all
Speaker 1: loved Luke. Lou was the American shera. It turns out Luke,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like Luke bailed on us. Apparently Luke
Speaker 1: had been like playing all these girls when he thought
Speaker 1: he was going to be the bachelor, Like I think
Speaker 1: he I think it didn't do great things for his Yeah,
Speaker 1: he like canceled on us day of like Oh, I
Speaker 1: forgot I'm in Austin. It's like, how you didn't know
Speaker 1: that it's we're in Nashville. You don't remember you tell
Speaker 1: And then he kept trying to press to like get
Speaker 1: his friends tickets. It was just really was gratifying to
Speaker 1: see him fallow a couple of times. Then he did
Speaker 1: like cute, I thought, but it seems like his hair
Speaker 1: is getting bigger up top and less on the side.
Speaker 1: He's doing a few he's doing Yeah, Oh, I hope
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like Ardent Center when she was a kid.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that that's not even the most. I'll
Speaker 1: find one where I'll find one where it looks like
Speaker 1: we're looks like I have like a like like a
Speaker 1: load of my pants. Oh my god, you've got a
Speaker 1: lot of I'll find it. I'm gonna find it. You're
Speaker 1: I'm on a bike, so confident, so clearly the alpha,
Speaker 1: which I wasn't. But I'm gonna find you. This photo
Speaker 1: there get put in this bank bank. So then we go, baby,
Speaker 1: she's got no makeup and she's talking to whatever mask
Speaker 1: and she goes, you are my ski instructor. And then
Speaker 1: he says, I vibe well with BB I like that
Speaker 1: she's now bb like baby Hoa is now bb um
Speaker 1: and then he's he's freaking out. It's so stressful the
Speaker 1: first date card and then actually I was like, I
Speaker 1: mean he looked like Tom Brady meets James Morris said hello,
Speaker 1: it's like a girl down a notch um and he'd
Speaker 1: be hon He so clearly great for each other. Like
Speaker 1: I like her, I do too, but I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I see in the upcoming thing that he's like totally
Speaker 1: tongue Kish and Ashley I and somebody I don't know
Speaker 1: who's grinding in that bunk bed? Who's grinding in the
Speaker 1: bunk it was? Ashley says, don't she say something like
Speaker 1: this virgin is going to fantasy? She always says that,
Speaker 1: and she never does it. It's like, either do it
Speaker 1: or don't do it, but stop dragging us through your threats.
Speaker 1: Benny Higgins has been teasing on Twitter. I saw that
Speaker 1: like he and Ashley I end up together. He hasn't
Speaker 1: officially said that, but he's been teasing at I hope
Speaker 1: he does. I hope he doesn't. I love that If
Speaker 1: he takes the hit with Ashley, I oh my god,
Speaker 1: that would be you know what they deserve each other.
Speaker 1: According to Caitlin, he was the most disappointing in the
Speaker 1: Fantasy suite. Do you remember that? I always just feel
Speaker 1: badly for the person who gets kicked after fantasy. Wait,
Speaker 1: this isn't the one, but this is mebe the cake
Speaker 1: hat on my head. I'm a time traveler. Did you
Speaker 1: see that one? That's not the one, But this is
Speaker 1: not the one. I'm thinking of it like the dump
Speaker 1: in the pant way do you say, oh, though, there's
Speaker 1: a ginger. Oh god, here's a nap on a toilet.
Speaker 1: It's passed out taking a nap on the toilet. Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna give you walk. I have to tell you,
Speaker 1: I judge people on whether or not a bet it's
Speaker 1: barbed from strangers love it. So I judge people whether
Speaker 1: or not I'd be proud to take them in a stroller.
Speaker 1: And I would be proud to take Oh my god,
Speaker 1: they'd be like your son is. People that always be
Speaker 1: like to my mom, like what a polite young man?
Speaker 1: I'm like literally, I mean until I was like fifteen,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not a boy. I was touching
Speaker 1: and I wasn't even that polite, but I appreciate that
Speaker 1: they thought that. I was, Wait, do you see when
Speaker 1: I find the dump photo, You're gonna be like, holy shit,
Speaker 1: Holy Moses. Okay, I'm just gonna cute. Okay, So then
Speaker 1: we go so then so then um they go out
Speaker 1: on their dates and oh no, okay. So actually I
Speaker 1: gets upset. She starts crying, and she's like laughing and crying.
Speaker 1: It's like it's literal. I've been the same her for
Speaker 1: the best two years. I literally said out loud as
Speaker 1: she laughing or crying, and I couldn't tell which one
Speaker 1: it was. And then she goes, she goes, I was
Speaker 1: friends on Central and some girls like are you laughing
Speaker 1: not crying? Or she goes, I guess it's fine, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. And then it's like, it's why it's when
Speaker 1: I do every time? Why don't I ever get picked?
Speaker 1: She knows she has to do that to stay on TV.
Speaker 1: She will also never get laid in her life. I mean,
Speaker 1: have you ever seen anything less sexy? Do you want
Speaker 1: fame or do you want dick? She's already chosen fame.
Speaker 1: I think she wants fame. I think she's terrified of Dick.
Speaker 1: And so she's chosen fame. So then she goes, So
Speaker 1: then she goes, I'll have to find that later. So
Speaker 1: then she goes, we're on the date with Kevin and Bebe,
Speaker 1: and she's like, thanks for saying yes. He goes, thanks
Speaker 1: for saying yes. She goes, thanks for asking me, and
Speaker 1: he goes, this was the cutest thing ever. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: win and I'm going to take you next time and
Speaker 1: we're going to go on date two. I loved that.
Speaker 1: There is something so sweet about winning for your purse.
Speaker 1: Did you? Did you love Kevin and Bebe? I like them,
Speaker 1: but I didn't get that far in the episode. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're gonna like some of it and you're gonna really
Speaker 1: hate the rest. I'm so ready. Okay, so glad they
Speaker 1: just go and sit in a private room. They did that,
Speaker 1: went to a dinner. One of them how that they
Speaker 1: went to some cute restaurant called Cask and Kiln. It
Speaker 1: was like a restaurant in Manchester. But then Rebecca just
Speaker 1: got to go outside and watch for five second. Was
Speaker 1: literally they were like, you have one minute, here's some fireworks,
Speaker 1: go fund yourself. Maybe out here's a cowboy. Don't be fooled.
Speaker 1: He's not a good guy. Um. And then they go
Speaker 1: world's longest kiss. Oh. So then is Dean talking to
Speaker 1: the girl with Leslie. So they I don't know, they're
Speaker 1: googling the world's longest kiss and boob stuff. And then
Speaker 1: and then she goes, you can be the judge, and
Speaker 1: then he goes, you're the judge. And then she says
Speaker 1: I think they look great, and he goes, yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: I mean your boob is like great. I loved it.
Speaker 1: I love them. I hope they do get married. So
Speaker 1: you don't have to jump off the pier and you're
Speaker 1: cement all writing on the outcome of wedges, and I
Speaker 1: hope it's high tide if you do jump, so you're
Speaker 1: not just stuck there awful slowly suck, can't walk out.
Speaker 1: I just stay there for low tide and I can't
Speaker 1: do it like high nude. Have to do it like
Speaker 1: like so you don't drunk because you jump in, you
Speaker 1: drown because it's slowly comes and you're stuck in your
Speaker 1: wedging cement wedges. But I don't want to barrass myself,
Speaker 1: so it out screen for help. You know that started,
Speaker 1: I need to finish it. And they're like that, look
Speaker 1: at that jaunty guy and that nice leopard tubby just
Speaker 1: really stunny. He slowly comes to people. Kidding needs his milk. Milk.
Speaker 1: That's the headline the next day, but only in the
Speaker 1: Santa Monica paper, that the homeless guy's hand out exactly
Speaker 1: needs his milk. One of our own diets, an activist
Speaker 1: nobody knew him. A friendless activist died in his favorite cement.
Speaker 1: Wedges and ends are wrong, his message, nobody knows. He
Speaker 1: just gets kitty smilk. I think we all know what
Speaker 1: that matter. Spc A. I think this episode has to
Speaker 1: be called Kidding needs absolutely to them. We have France. Okay, here,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You have to medicine for an hour. Everything.
Speaker 1: You have to pay seven thousand dollars to get it.
Speaker 1: This is transcendental meditation. For those of you who are
Speaker 1: not stuck in the wasteland that is Los Angeles. At
Speaker 1: a certain point by year eight, your soul gets so
Speaker 1: cross and you're like, I need to I need to
Speaker 1: pay to go, spend two solid weeks to go to
Speaker 1: transiental meditation. Will give me my own mantra for three
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. That nobody. I can never tell anybody, but
Speaker 1: if everyone is the same, Kidding needs to milk, Kiddy
Speaker 1: needs his milk. You're welcome. God, you're learning so much.
Speaker 1: I want one more tip. I want to say. I
Speaker 1: went to Walgreen. I'm on an ad never ending battle
Speaker 1: with this one hair on my chin, my hairhole, and
Speaker 1: these fucking Tweezers. They never I bought this stupid tweezer
Speaker 1: man twenty dollars, so I got cheap and I got
Speaker 1: a two dollar Walgreens like leopard print thing works like
Speaker 1: a champ. There you go. Maybe they'll be our new sponsor.
Speaker 1: Two dollar Tweezers for the hair hole that you have
Speaker 1: on your chin. Okay, I've had it forever. I don't
Speaker 1: want to brag. Okay, So then I just saw him,
Speaker 1: you guys, because I'm like, I'm looking for it. I've
Speaker 1: never seen it right there. It's blonde. It just grows.
Speaker 1: It's pertically when I stressed, I guess, stress. What do
Speaker 1: you want to say, Sammy, Oh nothing, I'm just looking.
Speaker 1: I'm leaning in definitely like anything, but I'm aware. I'm aware.
Speaker 1: Do you guys have any hair that bothers you? Where's
Speaker 1: your hair? Right? There. Do you have one? Do you
Speaker 1: have one? Hairless? Every hair on the front, Like I
Speaker 1: have to put so much products in the front of
Speaker 1: my head because it's all calax right here. So it's
Speaker 1: just like full curls, like, oh my god, I wish
Speaker 1: you had full like batty boop curls. I wake up
Speaker 1: looking like Mary Pickford like every money, will you please
Speaker 1: come next time like that, I will pay you so
Speaker 1: much money? And I'm by that, I mean okay. So
Speaker 1: then Rebecca they have fireworks, so then we have Prince.
Speaker 1: SOI here we go cooking for Claire the yellow eggs,
Speaker 1: and she was like, um, you look better with your glasses.
Speaker 1: And then they kissed and then she's like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: not drinking, just like I'm pregnant. Not a good joke.
Speaker 1: Not a great joke. So she kisses Benua and then
Speaker 1: she's like good good, she feels good to feel wanted.
Speaker 1: You should wear the glasses, you're super sexty, and then
Speaker 1: he slides her in. You don't kind of drive me
Speaker 1: crazy about that comment? Is I felt like she thought
Speaker 1: she was being like super nice about like, don't wear contacts.
Speaker 1: Were your glasses, that's how you are, like it's like,
Speaker 1: don't be embarrassed. It's like I doubt he was. He
Speaker 1: was like I. She was basically saying, you don't look
Speaker 1: good without your glasses and should wear your glasses. How insulting.
Speaker 1: I don't think he looks that great with his glasses.
Speaker 1: I actually thought he looked glasses. The glasses are bad,
Speaker 1: glasses really really thin, and it made his eyes with
Speaker 1: teeny tiny but we're bad. You know what if you're
Speaker 1: listening to us, Francois and you don't end up with Claire,
Speaker 1: take us the glasses and oh my god, I just
Speaker 1: turned into a one moment ABC. You know, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna call the German guy. Listen up, aid
Speaker 1: Off when you likes what would the American one be?
Speaker 1: Just like Joe, Laurence, Lawrence, Lauren, Lauren or Lauren. It's
Speaker 1: Ben and Lauren are really the ultimate Ben and Lawrence. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then we have um Yuki and she is in
Speaker 1: her platform things, and then we have Courtney and he's
Speaker 1: putting on his blue vest, and then we have um.
Speaker 1: We have there's the vote off. He said five people
Speaker 1: are going home, but then that wasn't the case. It
Speaker 1: was one from each at first people were like wait what.
Speaker 1: So at first I was like, okay, this is a twist.
Speaker 1: I didn't love it, but I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: so they're trying to be like Survivor, Like I get it.
Speaker 1: So they heard a card clunk so loudly in your
Speaker 1: life as those cards went in that box, it was like,
Speaker 1: it was like plink of it. I want how badly
Speaker 1: do you want to play plink so badly? I've always
Speaker 1: wanted to? Okay, So I got to go one year
Speaker 1: to like a gifting suite at like The Four Seasons,
Speaker 1: which was like somehow like I tricked my way onto
Speaker 1: a list, and they had like you know those Pandora
Speaker 1: like cheap charmers. They had like a Pandora Plinko room,
Speaker 1: and they I believe it was Ellen Burnston came in,
Speaker 1: so you basically had to like put a Plinko thing
Speaker 1: up and then it went down, and then you were like,
Speaker 1: I get the fucking heart charm or I guess. So
Speaker 1: she came in and watching them try to so I've
Speaker 1: done it. Whatever, you get your little silver thing, which
Speaker 1: what is actually kind of cute, and then they were
Speaker 1: like but then Ellen was just like the look at
Speaker 1: her face was like I'm sucking Ellen, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: They're like no, and she goes, what is Planko? Sheakes
Speaker 1: so angry about Plinko and they're trying to explain what
Speaker 1: plinko is and she didn't want to play that. It
Speaker 1: was the great My friend and I were mesmerized just
Speaker 1: watching Allan Burnston trying to figure out what the fun
Speaker 1: Plinko like, and eventually they like, just give her the bracelet.
Speaker 1: Interview once it was like it was like a red
Speaker 1: carpet thing and they were like, what is it like
Speaker 1: winning an oscar? She goes, who cares? It's not like
Speaker 1: it's a no about prize. I didn't care. Imagine explained
Speaker 1: to her to how to play plink plinko for a
Speaker 1: thirty dollar bracelet. So then we have so then survivor.
Speaker 1: This is when it turned into like wait what am
Speaker 1: I like? What? What? So? Then they're like, Josiah is
Speaker 1: not here for love? Who's here for the right reasons?
Speaker 1: It's like literally no one. Everyone's here to get more
Speaker 1: Instagram followers, maybe to make out Vermont. They don't have jobs,
Speaker 1: so they probably get like paid a thousand dollars like whatever,
Speaker 1: and so then um, somebody says you are the beautifulest
Speaker 1: woman here. Oh this was Christian to Claire, you are
Speaker 1: the beautifulest woman here. You kiss? Got more guys on
Speaker 1: last three days or just kids are one more? Basically
Speaker 1: he was so strict in Germans, like I cannot kiss
Speaker 1: you now, you kids, I get your tainted goods. She's like, no, no,
Speaker 1: you can't. She's like, you know, there's a friendly kiss.
Speaker 1: She's like, it's the same. I had to go with him,
Speaker 1: like it was the same. We all saw the kiss.
Speaker 1: It wasn't just a friendly hello. No, but why What
Speaker 1: was shocked to me is that he was so mad
Speaker 1: about that and then she walked away being like he's
Speaker 1: the best guy. It was so weird, so like like
Speaker 1: he would be so controlling as he was so strict
Speaker 1: and black and white and daddy, you've disappointed and like no,
Speaker 1: it's you're tainted, you're disgusting. Now. I didn't like that.
Speaker 1: Thoughts guys, Um, I have a friend who lives in Germany,
Speaker 1: and something I've learned from Germans as they're very particular,
Speaker 1: very very particular, and like almost like O c D
Speaker 1: about certain things right, and so he seems like the
Speaker 1: alpha German male were also like, at least you here
Speaker 1: in Berlin, they're like so sex positive. Well, Berlin is
Speaker 1: different though, because Berlin is the best and Berlin is
Speaker 1: also like the it's like the gay capital of the world.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's like Berlin right now is like Berlin in
Speaker 1: the twenties. I think it's just like eight it's just happened.
Speaker 1: It's just like like a hump fest, Like it's just
Speaker 1: like super gay friendly. But I think maybe the rest
Speaker 1: of Berlin might run into the rest of Germany. I
Speaker 1: run a tighter show. Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I
Speaker 1: think so. Yeah, um so. Then by the way, side note,
Speaker 1: there was an ad for Lights Camera Romance with Katherine
Speaker 1: Heigel coming up. When I was watching, I'm like, what
Speaker 1: is that a movie? Or she's posting a show called
Speaker 1: Lights Camera Romance? That's like that there that they showed
Speaker 1: like in behind your Favorite Romance. It's like, what happened Kather,
Speaker 1: And I go, do you have enough money from Shonda
Speaker 1: Land to just not do Lights Camera Romance? Honestly? And
Speaker 1: by the way, I always thought she was such a
Speaker 1: great actress. It's and I think I think I think
Speaker 1: her personality was do you think that's true though, or
Speaker 1: do you think that's you do? I think it gets
Speaker 1: out that badly. Yeah. I think after she came out
Speaker 1: like being like a bitch unknocked up or something. She
Speaker 1: was rude and vanity fairer about something and then everyone
Speaker 1: was like and then like oh and then you remember
Speaker 1: that what the thing that I thought was so crazy
Speaker 1: is during grays I think she said something like the
Speaker 1: writing is not strong, Please don't sit maybe for an emy,
Speaker 1: which is so horrible. You're right, that's what it was
Speaker 1: that was awful. Oh God, please submit me for anything.
Speaker 1: The new Hampshire State Lottery commercial that should be submit
Speaker 1: It must be a big hero in Rhode Island? Am
Speaker 1: I right? For the lottery? For growing up? Are you
Speaker 1: like a like a local gal makes good kind of?
Speaker 1: I mean I'm from a town with like I'm from
Speaker 1: a town with a general store, no stoplights. So I
Speaker 1: think in my town, it's exciting, it's a great. It's
Speaker 1: such a sweet town. My mom, when I first started
Speaker 1: this was so embarrassing. She was like, I need a
Speaker 1: head shot. I need a head shot. I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, So I sent it. And I've
Speaker 1: always had like social anxiety. So I'm like awkward in
Speaker 1: public if I like, I'm a fine here, so like
Speaker 1: I but like I don't like to leave my like
Speaker 1: if I know where I'm meeting you, and I know
Speaker 1: you who I'm meeting them, fine, but like just like random,
Speaker 1: like just the amount of people that you could run
Speaker 1: it this. I've always been like that same. So then
Speaker 1: when I was on my first show, was on the
Speaker 1: sitcom and I walked into the we have a General
Speaker 1: store and taped to the meat scale was the head
Speaker 1: shot that I sent and it's said Little Compton's own
Speaker 1: Arte Marie, and I was like, it was like it
Speaker 1: was like the room started spinning, like Mom, what did it?
Speaker 1: Just like as if I'd sent it and demanded that
Speaker 1: it got hung by the meat scale. And then at
Speaker 1: the time my mom was like, I need another shot.
Speaker 1: I was like why She was like, the video store
Speaker 1: is jealous of the general store. We needed I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not sending you a fing like and it's not
Speaker 1: that it's just so embarrassing. No, it's embarrassing, but I
Speaker 1: might be on your mom's side just because it probably
Speaker 1: made her feel, oh my god, so exciting. She's so cute.
Speaker 1: Um okay. So then so then they start voting and
Speaker 1: it was, by the way, Stasi, the lady from um
Speaker 1: Sweden who did get chosen. She looks like Janis from
Speaker 1: the Muppets with the okay. So then um, somebody named
Speaker 1: Michael is on the show. Who is Mike? I don't know.
Speaker 1: It looks like he was on mad Men or something like.
Speaker 1: It was such a weird You're like, who is this guy?
Speaker 1: So basically it was awful. So they started voting out
Speaker 1: and aside from that one kind of very crazy looking
Speaker 1: blonde British lady, everyone ethnic went home. They wrote home,
Speaker 1: sweet Eric, who was who? Why would you vote off Eric?
Speaker 1: It's miracle season. He's so cute. You vote off the
Speaker 1: pretty black girl, and you vote off the girl from China.
Speaker 1: I'm like that girl from China to me stood out
Speaker 1: so much at the road ceremony, like she was like
Speaker 1: not wearing a gown. Oh my god. She she was awesome,
Speaker 1: and she was like, I miss here for She was
Speaker 1: crying and she goes, I was here for finding love,
Speaker 1: but I was not brave enough, and then she goes,
Speaker 1: please don't show my face. I don't like when I
Speaker 1: make a sad face. She was so cute and authentic
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, Like when the producers
Speaker 1: saw that that's how the vote went, they should have
Speaker 1: pressed restart and gone, we're going to do the couple saying,
Speaker 1: because it was like it looked no matter which way
Speaker 1: you cut it, even if it wasn't in her mom like,
Speaker 1: like even if it was like anywhere, like somewhere more
Speaker 1: diverse like Oakland or like sure, the way the chips
Speaker 1: fell was so uncomfortable. It was really it left like
Speaker 1: it started off like Eric, Eric, Sorry, no, just it
Speaker 1: started off weird, do you know what I mean? And
Speaker 1: and just but that was about five percent of the
Speaker 1: show and then just crash land at the end. It
Speaker 1: was like the beautiful African American girl who remained nameless. Like, no,
Speaker 1: we never met Eric, who made into the final three.
Speaker 1: He was like a fan favorite, like America loved his story.
Speaker 1: He was so sweet. He that like he he was
Speaker 1: like local boy made good from Baltimore. We got this sweet.
Speaker 1: It's like those are the three year cutting you whoever
Speaker 1: Michael Gardetto's is or whatever his name is over Eric. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really It's just there was no way around
Speaker 1: to be like, this is really and ABC or the
Speaker 1: producers or something should have been like, this is not
Speaker 1: the way we should go no, or they should have
Speaker 1: like fledged the votes or something like. It was was
Speaker 1: really racist looking at it was, and it was it
Speaker 1: was not great to watch. Yeah, Anna, Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: surprised because that Michael guy, I don't think he spoke once.
Speaker 1: He didn't. They would just show reaction shots with him,
Speaker 1: and every time I'd be like, who is that there
Speaker 1: was another guy, Jamie or something. I looked at another
Speaker 1: guy that was not that cute, and I'm like, who's
Speaker 1: that you picked that dude over Eric. I don't think
Speaker 1: they even showed him except in the road. I mean,
Speaker 1: unless Eric just sucks. But we've never seen anything but like,
Speaker 1: he was so cute when he when we had hometowns
Speaker 1: with Eric, he was so charming. He was get your
Speaker 1: name out my mouth guy. But like he had a
Speaker 1: hard upbringing and like, but he calmed it down by
Speaker 1: the end, like he he he seemed to actually be
Speaker 1: somebody who the Bachelor seemed to be, Like he seemed
Speaker 1: to kind of learn, like he chilled out by the end.
Speaker 1: And that's what you get, honestly, when you hire when
Speaker 1: you do a Bachelor Winter Games that's supposed to be
Speaker 1: an international thing and you hired ten Americans and four foreigners. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what they fucking That's what made it just so extra,
Speaker 1: like the Trump you know. I mean I loved the show.
Speaker 1: I loved it, and I was like what And I'm like,
Speaker 1: there's so many tweaks that need to happen to make
Speaker 1: like the fun part of the fun of like, there
Speaker 1: should be way more people from around the world. The
Speaker 1: game's part is fun. They need to change the voting
Speaker 1: system and they need to like cut out the blatant racist.
Speaker 1: I was most excited to see the foreigners only because
Speaker 1: like when you took glimpses at their bachelors they were
Speaker 1: so different than Yeah, it was like that, Um yeah,
Speaker 1: I do wish they had more people from other shows.
Speaker 1: I mean it feels like they're basically like it's just
Speaker 1: all about the Canadian guys and the Swedish girls. I
Speaker 1: don't know guys, um all right, and the Australians. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they liked to party. They love to party, all right,
Speaker 1: So let's end it on a bank. Overall, what are
Speaker 1: we hoping to see? How how many weeks do we
Speaker 1: think this is three weeks of two episodes? I think
Speaker 1: it is, so it'll be three weeks to Yeah, how
Speaker 1: long is the real Olympics? I think three weeks? All right.
Speaker 1: I mean there's a great game, but it is also
Speaker 1: like it is it is Trump tru It is so
Speaker 1: much more fun than what's happening on the actual Bachelor
Speaker 1: think Olympics BIS. But yeah, it's it's it's fun and
Speaker 1: you need to be very aware of the world around
Speaker 1: you to really to really move past. I loved Dean
Speaker 1: and Dean and I loved Anna Leslie. I love Baby
Speaker 1: and Kevin and Baby. I love Josiah and um I
Speaker 1: I had a snog. Um. Those are the three. I'm
Speaker 1: really rooty for her. Um Ben Higgins. I am excited
Speaker 1: to see him melt to like vanilla icing in tears.
Speaker 1: I like this one because I can watch with my
Speaker 1: boyfriend because he likes that they like fall sports. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can get into this. This is fun. I couldn't
Speaker 1: believe how bad they were at cross country skime, so
Speaker 1: they didn't even try to make it look like a
Speaker 1: difficult thing. They were like, so just go here and
Speaker 1: then you go here, like it seems so there was
Speaker 1: there was only one game, there was only one sport,
Speaker 1: but it was like like a whole was it an obstacle?
Speaker 1: Course I didn't fully understand. It was like you to
Speaker 1: go two times around, you shoot three times, to go
Speaker 1: two times around, you lie down. It was actually very
Speaker 1: confused how they would get all these people to like
Speaker 1: do winter sports, because I was like, what if you
Speaker 1: just never It seems like most people have never done
Speaker 1: that winter sports, which is kind of fun. Nancy care
Speaker 1: again talk about and she's there next week. I think
Speaker 1: she's super Republican. I don't know about that. I'm just
Speaker 1: always teamed Tanya. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh my god? How
Speaker 1: good was How good was ya? Fucking? It was so good?
Speaker 1: It was so good. And she did an interview recently
Speaker 1: New York Times that was so good where she calls
Speaker 1: everyone a butt face and she's so true to her brand,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. She's so I love her
Speaker 1: so much. I'm trying to do triple axels in my
Speaker 1: living room all the time. Now. Yeah, she landed it,
Speaker 1: She landed. It was fantastic. The girl. The girl is
Speaker 1: the girl that just got the bron first American and
Speaker 1: I do like winter sports. I do, like I have
Speaker 1: to say, I like the skiing stuff, like the ice skating.
Speaker 1: I mean, I prefer the winter Olympics over the summer. Liven,
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I don't want to see those bodies,
Speaker 1: no and all, No, I don't want to see anybody's bodies.
Speaker 1: I think I want everybody in a bee keeper off
Speaker 1: it when they're performance exactly and then when I like
Speaker 1: that all the kids are like seventeen. But but Sean White,
Speaker 1: I like the boy that they had to wake up
Speaker 1: because he slept through his event and then he and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh funk, and then he got like
Speaker 1: the silver. He was like seventeen, It's what you do
Speaker 1: in your seventy years. Like they're so cute, they are.
Speaker 1: I love them. Um, Brian, will you come back any
Speaker 1: old time? I love you. I'm so obsessed with you.
Speaker 1: I feel like you are a revelation to me. O
Speaker 1: my god. I really hope that they do get married
Speaker 1: so we don't have to lose you to the per
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: wait wait guys, I'm gonna end differently than I normally end.
Speaker 1: This is going out in Phoebe and her roller blading.
Speaker 1: I really hope this works. That's it. Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, pause, pause, pause, pause, Okay, hold on, hold hard.
Speaker 1: Please don't forget the party. God. Okay, I can't believe
Speaker 1: I have to go in for an audition. Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: here we go, Here we go. Okay, Take two. We're
Speaker 1: gonna end a little differently than we normally end. Guys,
Speaker 1: we'll be back next week, and allegedly we may have
Speaker 1: Alexis and Jasmine with us. That's exciting. I know you
Speaker 1: know that told you don't ye? Don't we can cons
Speaker 1: if you're Latina or the Bachelor, this is your soundtrack.
Speaker 1: This is a fun song. Yeah, carry guy, I'm about
Speaker 1: to go work out. I might. I might do that song.
Speaker 1: Don't you can consul enough the future getting us? Don't
Speaker 1: it be? I can scape? Cookie will get youtiful? More,
Speaker 1: go get the bottom. I am Bachelor windsor Games. I
Speaker 1: get horny, a little xenophobic. I think it's like my
Speaker 1: odd person, but I fear for an access unless you
Speaker 1: have French and cook the eggs. My name Clay, I
Speaker 1: told my serious. I hope baby and the feet, I
Speaker 1: land every joke. Chicken Why do I alwayski with the
Speaker 1: red getting my hymn board, the whole song, the whole
Speaker 1: so much. Ruthie Collins. Ruthie Collins tack this. I love
Speaker 1: her words. You see how this and I have my
Speaker 1: way high. It's hard. I can only I've always asked
Speaker 1: from the cabin Quie word, count your cuad work. You're
Speaker 1: getting all your your la Craze. I hope he has
Speaker 1: storm of Chris Harrison got in the bones of I
Speaker 1: love that well. I love that. This one goes out
Speaker 1: to my favorite transformer, Kevin from Canada. Think something to get?
Speaker 1: What's a more fitting location for an international show? That's right,
Speaker 1: We're going to Vermont, Chill Yuki. You deserve better. I
Speaker 1: don't know, and I say so so you're a far
Speaker 1: stressor think you do that? Guy? Don't think getting something
Speaker 1: funny Michael Gardetto's The Bachelor, Create you funny. It's very
Speaker 1: stile as a cleansing rosy all right. I feel like
Speaker 1: to dance like the Furance doing dirty dancing. I think
Speaker 1: she gets it for me much? Do that? Going by
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