Speaker 1: There's two boys in this South for blind boys in
Speaker 1: this South. Boys in this South, boys in this South.
Speaker 1: There's two boys in this South. Were blind boys in
Speaker 1: this house. Crazy boys in this South were blind boys
Speaker 1: in this house. Episode of the Wet Ass Podcast. I
Speaker 1: like it, Brodie, I like it. Thank you. This is
Speaker 1: a short version. I have a longer version that will
Speaker 1: be ready next week. With that within got something wrapper
Speaker 1: part booming system right here. That's a big base and
Speaker 1: that you like that basics like that. It's a base
Speaker 1: in your face. So well, as I pointed out last episode,
Speaker 1: I no longer have the booming base in my new car.
Speaker 1: Why not? So well? I told you. I asked for
Speaker 1: help on the Facebook page for the Dodger Charge your
Speaker 1: Fan clup page, and I got all kinds of people
Speaker 1: telling me to spend two thousand dollars on how to
Speaker 1: suit to fix it up. I thought somebody from would
Speaker 1: have come to your rescue by now, Well, no, somebody did.
Speaker 1: I'll give them credit when I when I finished going
Speaker 1: back in with with them, they're they're they're an installer
Speaker 1: and they have some advice for me. So I'm working
Speaker 1: on that. But I did have another Facebook problem. Uh,
Speaker 1: last week, right after we recorded, actually was before we recorded.
Speaker 1: I didn't get to it that I want to talk
Speaker 1: about today, So we'll get to that. Um you know,
Speaker 1: are you? First of all, we're recording this on a
Speaker 1: dreary Thursday afternoon. It's been raining, and you know, one
Speaker 1: of our friends pointed out that we haven't had a
Speaker 1: sunrise where the sun actually rose first thing in the
Speaker 1: morning since October eighteenth here in the Northeast. I know,
Speaker 1: I don't leave my house so in the morning, so right,
Speaker 1: well for for everybody else, we want to see the
Speaker 1: sun in the morning, and it's just disgusting and depressing.
Speaker 1: I feel like we're living in London or Seattle. I
Speaker 1: guess local equivalent just terrible, you know, but whatever, I guess.
Speaker 1: This is the remnants of Hurricane Zeta, which is now
Speaker 1: a tropical storm. So they ran out of hurricanes. Have
Speaker 1: been so many hurricanes in this season that they went
Speaker 1: through the entire alphabet of names, and now they're in
Speaker 1: the Greek alphabet up to Zeta. Amazing. The rain has
Speaker 1: really affected a problem I was having with I'll call
Speaker 1: them a neighbor, they're not really a neighbor. So behind
Speaker 1: my house is a a religious institution. Right. Um, I
Speaker 1: have a private backyard, but at the end of my backyard,
Speaker 1: behind my pool, there used to be a forest. Right,
Speaker 1: she used to be my forest. Thanks. By the way,
Speaker 1: you talked about that on it was it on the
Speaker 1: air of the Fifty Minute Morning Show podcast that you
Speaker 1: can't help yourself. I can't hear a song lyrics. You
Speaker 1: start singing if I hear something that sounds like a
Speaker 1: song lyric, I just can't. But I've been that way
Speaker 1: in my whole life. Right. We used to play a
Speaker 1: game at ZE one hundred, our station here here in
Speaker 1: the New York. It was a car friend, Cubby, who
Speaker 1: was now on Light FM in New York. When anyone
Speaker 1: anyone say a line from his song like, um, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw that guy, he was breaking the law. He'd
Speaker 1: go thanks Judas Priest, like he would thank the band
Speaker 1: and call you that band for saying that line. Right,
Speaker 1: They wouldn't. We wouldn't thing the song or say the
Speaker 1: next lyric. It would just be that and and the
Speaker 1: game never did come to an end. We just tried
Speaker 1: to outdo each other the best. You know. The best
Speaker 1: example of it ending would have been if we confronted
Speaker 1: the artist. If the artists said the name of their
Speaker 1: own song that was the challenge right or from their
Speaker 1: own song, and then the other DJ had to put
Speaker 1: it away or that we would have to put it
Speaker 1: a right by saying all right blank. So so, for instance,
Speaker 1: I think this happened with Janet Jackson. I think Cobby
Speaker 1: has claimed to end the game because Janet Jackson was
Speaker 1: in one day and she goes, oh, I brought these
Speaker 1: they're all for you, and then goes all right, Janet
Speaker 1: Jackson to her because it's her right, that was her
Speaker 1: song all for you. I think you're right on that,
Speaker 1: So I think so, I don't know. About fifteen years ago,
Speaker 1: the religious institution behind my building, behind my house made
Speaker 1: their parking lot bigger, and the parking lot took away
Speaker 1: part of the forest in my backyard, my private backyard.
Speaker 1: So when they were doing that, I said, listen, guys,
Speaker 1: if you are going to do that, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: a parking lot in view of my backyard. That that
Speaker 1: decreases my property value. That that's not good. So I
Speaker 1: went to the municipal court in town and I they
Speaker 1: were good about it, but I basically forced them fought
Speaker 1: them on this. No. No, I forced them to build
Speaker 1: a fence, a wooden fence, h six ft high fence
Speaker 1: behind my property all the way up the block to
Speaker 1: the other properties that were affected. Because if they're they
Speaker 1: got a permit to make their parking lot. If you're here,
Speaker 1: but this is God's country and those parking spaces for
Speaker 1: his disciples. What are you doing? You're trying to you
Speaker 1: take that away from them? Okay, so this was a
Speaker 1: long time ago, but everyone on the block thanked me.
Speaker 1: All right. So it's it's basically a wood colored fence, right.
Speaker 1: It's not painted, it's not stained, it's wood color. So
Speaker 1: behind my pool, I have I don't know about six ft.
Speaker 1: I have a fence around the pool. I have about
Speaker 1: six ft behind the fence where you can walk and
Speaker 1: then his um, we're like the deer run by through
Speaker 1: my property. They go by the fence and then past
Speaker 1: my pool fence is this wooden fence. So there's about
Speaker 1: six ft and in that six ft, I want to
Speaker 1: say one foot is their property and a few feet
Speaker 1: are my property. Does that make sense? Yes? Okay, so
Speaker 1: I get chipped off your feet. Hold on. I get
Speaker 1: a text message from my neighbor to my uh, facing
Speaker 1: my house to the left, and he says, did you
Speaker 1: know anything about the fence? So what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: He says, well, I'm not home. My wife just texted
Speaker 1: me that somebody painted the fence white. What why would
Speaker 1: anyone paint our side of the fence white. That's got
Speaker 1: to look awful. He says, Oh, I here, it looks terrible.
Speaker 1: So we both rush home and I get home and
Speaker 1: not the fence goes from my house to the and
Speaker 1: it goes to the left about eight houses, but only
Speaker 1: the first two houses from right to left where the
Speaker 1: fence ends or it starts, depending on how if you're
Speaker 1: an Optimist or not. Behind my house in his house,
Speaker 1: it's white. And whose fence is that? It belongs to
Speaker 1: the religious institution? Okay, but they painted it. Do they
Speaker 1: have a right to paint it because it's okay, it's
Speaker 1: their fence. But it's now what I saw, But it
Speaker 1: belongs to them. They could do whatever the funk they
Speaker 1: want with their Well they can, but let me finish.
Speaker 1: So I go. I go behind my pool fence to
Speaker 1: the common area. And whoever painted it didn't paint all
Speaker 1: the way to the bottom. They sort of painted from
Speaker 1: like six inches from the top of the fence to oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, about a foot from the bottom. Like
Speaker 1: the worst half ast job of painting you've ever seen. Plus,
Speaker 1: have you ever had a lot of paint on your
Speaker 1: paint brush and you flick it and like paint flies
Speaker 1: off the paintbrush. Yes, it looks like whoever was painting,
Speaker 1: whether it was a roller or paintbrush, flicked it a
Speaker 1: few times. So now the trees that are behind my
Speaker 1: pool have white paint on them. Oh, ship, And in
Speaker 1: order to paint the fence unless unless you straddled the
Speaker 1: one ft of of property, you had to have walked
Speaker 1: on my five feet of property behind my pool, which
Speaker 1: is technically trespassing. So I call and find out who
Speaker 1: the contact person is at the institution and I email
Speaker 1: them and I say, what's going on? What are you?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Like my wife? And I cannot
Speaker 1: figure out why anyone would paint outside of the fence
Speaker 1: at badly, and only behind the two houses, not the
Speaker 1: eight houses I got on the fence. The other side
Speaker 1: is also painted white. Now, if you want to paint
Speaker 1: your side white facing your parking lot, that's your business.
Speaker 1: I get it, but they painted my side I don't understand,
Speaker 1: and it looks terrible because it's now standing out from
Speaker 1: my bushes behind my pool like boom they had. So
Speaker 1: they had to come on to your property. Yes, so
Speaker 1: so again, there's six ft between my pool and this
Speaker 1: wooden fence, but only one of the feet is theirs.
Speaker 1: So unless they like we're like huddled up against the fence,
Speaker 1: they had to have, I guess, walked on my five feet, right,
Speaker 1: even if you stand back a foot and half from
Speaker 1: the fence. But question, question, though they put up defence,
Speaker 1: they paid for it, so technically the entire fence is
Speaker 1: their property because not the five feet off the fence
Speaker 1: that's my property, but defense itself. So they could they could,
Speaker 1: They could get away with painting it because if they
Speaker 1: huddled up against the fence and didn't take a step
Speaker 1: back onto my property, right, Okay, So the guy from
Speaker 1: the Institution UM said, I'm gonna call it God in
Speaker 1: a box. It's easier. It's a jack in a box.
Speaker 1: So God, the guy from God God in a Box
Speaker 1: UM emails me back and he says, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: don't know anything about this. I don't know I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. So I saw back, how
Speaker 1: do you He says, I'm home right now. I said,
Speaker 1: you don't know that somebody painted defense? He's what, what?
Speaker 1: What was it? I said, well, it's Saturday now, and
Speaker 1: I was out by my pool on Wednesday, so it
Speaker 1: had to be Thursday or Friday. He said, well, I'll
Speaker 1: have to investigate this. He gets back to me and
Speaker 1: he says, well, we rent the parking lot out on
Speaker 1: Thursdays to the local boy Scouts. They use it for
Speaker 1: meetings and whatnot. You think maybe it was a boy
Speaker 1: Scout project. So he says, I know they were doing
Speaker 1: clean up. I said, well, okay. He goes, let me investigate.
Speaker 1: It's okay. So he gets back to me, says, the
Speaker 1: boy Scouts thought they were doing this a favor and
Speaker 1: decided to paint the fence white. I said, but why
Speaker 1: would they paint my side? Yeah? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know the answer to that. So I said, well,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to take the paint off the fence
Speaker 1: because it's an isore. And my neighbor said the same thing,
Speaker 1: like a bad neighbor. Brody is there? Here we go,
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to I'm telling you, this is gonna
Speaker 1: become a problem because they're gonna argue against it. No,
Speaker 1: they didn't know you're so you're negative, Nancy. So they said, no,
Speaker 1: we'll we'll take care of it. What do you want,
Speaker 1: I said, Well, they said we can stain over the
Speaker 1: paint and stain at brown. I said no, because it's
Speaker 1: gonna look like white paint with stain. It's gonna look terrible.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to look like it used to look.
Speaker 1: They said, all right, well, yeah, we'll do that. Well,
Speaker 1: we'll hire somebody, we'll pay for it. I have to
Speaker 1: figure out the budget and we'll get someone to remove
Speaker 1: the paint, and if it doesn't come off, we'll we'll
Speaker 1: put some options on the table for you, whatever you like.
Speaker 1: Being very accommodating, it's very nice to them. My neighbor says,
Speaker 1: that's fine. So what's today, Thursday? We were recording on Thursday.
Speaker 1: So on Friday of last week they start the process
Speaker 1: of removing the paint on my neighbor's property. They don't
Speaker 1: have a pool, so behind their house it's like boom fence.
Speaker 1: My pool and the bushes sort of block the fence.
Speaker 1: It's not as bood it. So they do the fence
Speaker 1: half a third on Friday of my neighbor, a third
Speaker 1: on Saturday of my of my neighbor, and then they
Speaker 1: don't ever get past that. So Monday they finish up
Speaker 1: my my neighbor's fence almost now they still haven't touched
Speaker 1: my fence. Then it rains. It hasn't stopped raining since, Like,
Speaker 1: you're you're not gonna get this fence until next week
Speaker 1: at least. All right, I know, but I'm saying that
Speaker 1: the we're having we're having a house full of guests.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, let me rephrase that phrase that we're having
Speaker 1: a handful of kids over for Halloween for a spaced
Speaker 1: out chairs are separated ten ft apart on my in
Speaker 1: my backyard. And I borrowed a movie projector right to
Speaker 1: show a movie on the project like a screen. It
Speaker 1: just basically it shows off your laptop like it'll it'll
Speaker 1: whatever is on your laptop, you plug in and projects
Speaker 1: onto the screen. So it's a socially distanced party. We're
Speaker 1: very safe. But I have to have these people now
Speaker 1: in my backyard with this horrendous looking fence. I know
Speaker 1: it's not a big deal. The rain. No, but the
Speaker 1: rain and there's trees with white paint on them, Like,
Speaker 1: the rain is just ruining my week Why don't you
Speaker 1: make it part of your decor for Halloween? Why don't
Speaker 1: you dress it up a little bit for the weekend. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what we were thinking. We were thinking of making
Speaker 1: it like a like a graveyard fence. Yeah, and put
Speaker 1: like a stone barkings on it. Yes, So that's I
Speaker 1: want to get back to the fact that the boy
Speaker 1: Scouts don't think we're doing you a favor. How cool
Speaker 1: is that? Well, hold on, I love the boy Scouts, uh,
Speaker 1: not in the wrong way, But I don't know what
Speaker 1: they were thinking painting the back of a fence, Like,
Speaker 1: why would you ever paint back of the fence. They
Speaker 1: do things. They do things, boy Scout, I don't know,
Speaker 1: tie and not don't paint the back of my fence.
Speaker 1: You know they two sticks together. If you're not talking
Speaker 1: about well Scouts, they obviously have cost God in a
Speaker 1: box a lot of money. So sometimes your something, Listen.
Speaker 1: My point was, sometimes your neighbor is a prick, and
Speaker 1: sometimes your neighbor does the right thing. So in this case,
Speaker 1: shout out to God. In a box near me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they did the right thing. Yeah, I honestly thought this
Speaker 1: was headed for a court battle. No, No, that was
Speaker 1: that was the worst luck, bro. That was the thing
Speaker 1: I thought the guy would remember. I was hoping it
Speaker 1: wasn't the same guy, because if it was the same
Speaker 1: guy who remembered that I took him in the court
Speaker 1: fifteen years ago with twelve year whatever it was, they'd
Speaker 1: be like, you know what, it's payback. F you in
Speaker 1: your fence. That's what I was worried about, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: we built a fence for you, you made us pay
Speaker 1: for the fence. Now you in your fence. I'm glad
Speaker 1: that you're You're having a socially distant Halloween a gathering
Speaker 1: this weekend. This is a big for you. You love
Speaker 1: Halloway Saturday Saturday night, when I mean only comes but
Speaker 1: once every seven years. But but you know this is
Speaker 1: a big one. And uh, you know, normally I go out,
Speaker 1: I do a club event. You know, I'm always out
Speaker 1: at the place. I'm not gonna have that. And and
Speaker 1: wait a minute, you're gonna lose that on Thanksgiving money
Speaker 1: this year. Well we don't get to that yet. That's all.
Speaker 1: That's another Well that's another story that's later on, but
Speaker 1: we'll get to that. We'll not maybe we're not gonna
Speaker 1: get to this episode. And my point is, um, so
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, what's on the agenda? What are we doing?
Speaker 1: And my girlfriend was like, oh, well, we kind of
Speaker 1: were invited to a gender reveal party this weekend. Wait
Speaker 1: hold on, Wait a second, hold on, But but she's
Speaker 1: She's like, up, she doesn't want to be there for this,
Speaker 1: and neither do I. I certainly don't, but she doesn't
Speaker 1: because it's COVID times right. So I'm like, we got
Speaker 1: the perfect excuse. I'm like, fuck it, tell him no,
Speaker 1: send the gift, whatever. But it got me to think
Speaker 1: that gender revealed parties are so fucking self selfish. And
Speaker 1: we haven't talked about that on this podcast. No, no,
Speaker 1: but dying people are dying, running down. We know what
Speaker 1: happened in California. Yes, people are shooting fire works into
Speaker 1: the air and they turned out pink for the pink
Speaker 1: it's a girl. Oh wait a second. Now the forest
Speaker 1: is on fire because last year or the year before,
Speaker 1: some guy burned down this state. It was a Colorado.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what state it was. You know he
Speaker 1: blew up something. He fired a rifle into a into
Speaker 1: a target that blew up and it caused the mouth.
Speaker 1: Leads me to believe that people have no First of all,
Speaker 1: they have no moral compass, but they have no compass
Speaker 1: of what people what's important to them versus other people.
Speaker 1: Nobody gives a fuck about you getting people together for
Speaker 1: four hours, possibly collecting more gifts for another occasion, just
Speaker 1: to find out the sex of your child. Now, please,
Speaker 1: if you're listening to this and you've you've had a
Speaker 1: gender reveal party, Yeah, I don't know what does Just
Speaker 1: with the way I view it is you you're getting
Speaker 1: people to together, right, and you're thinking everybody cares as
Speaker 1: much as you and yours. It's gonna boy. You don't
Speaker 1: want to get into genders and the whole thing, but
Speaker 1: it's fifty fifty body pots coming out. Um. Look, if
Speaker 1: let's okay, if we lived in a world where you
Speaker 1: had a ten percent chance of having a superhero baby,
Speaker 1: if you could give birth to a flying, super strong baby,
Speaker 1: then I would have a gender revealed party on the
Speaker 1: chance that my baby could be a superhero. How great
Speaker 1: would be? Oh my god, I have a superhero baby.
Speaker 1: But if you are simply giving birth, which yeah, well
Speaker 1: don't listen, most people can't. Respect to those. Millions and
Speaker 1: billions of people have done this. But but almost every
Speaker 1: animal on the planet, like it's some some litters, dogs
Speaker 1: have eight puppies. Whatever. But you're gonna have a boy
Speaker 1: or a girl, right, Good for you, Good for you.
Speaker 1: So I think I was in PC Richard's son about
Speaker 1: a year ago. It's East Coast good friends of ours,
Speaker 1: we love them. Not a sponsor the podcast. A woman. Uh,
Speaker 1: she's probably like sixty seven years old. Um. I guess
Speaker 1: she didn't have internet at home or or the technology.
Speaker 1: What is internet? What is internet? Um? She was standing
Speaker 1: in the middle of PC Richard. Uh. Either look it
Speaker 1: was an iPad display, maybe an iPad that they were
Speaker 1: selling it was, or a tablet or even maybe a computer.
Speaker 1: I remember what it was. She was facetiming. It was
Speaker 1: before zoom, so it was probably FaceTime, I guess, or no,
Speaker 1: it was, Um, what's the other one, Uh, Skype? She
Speaker 1: was skyping or whatever. Remember that she was skyping to
Speaker 1: watch her daughter. I guess her daughter was back in
Speaker 1: the home country. I think that's what it was. Um.
Speaker 1: For some reason, she couldn't make it there. Maybe she
Speaker 1: was across the country, whatever it was. So she was
Speaker 1: in the middle of this electronics store for a gender
Speaker 1: revealed party for her for her soon to be grandchild. Right,
Speaker 1: but I saw I was happy to be shopping, so
Speaker 1: so I said, oh, what are you doing. She's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm watching a gender reveal party. My daughter is gonna
Speaker 1: announce what she's having. So she stood there for like
Speaker 1: a half hour. I was shopping and I come back
Speaker 1: and she's still standing there because they weren't ready yet.
Speaker 1: Day and right, let me know, let me know, you
Speaker 1: let her, you let the mom at least it look
Speaker 1: you're not gonna be with us today. It's a great
Speaker 1: it's great. They have this woman standing in electronics store.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I love you know how self
Speaker 1: absorbed you have to be. My wife and I did
Speaker 1: a gender reveal for our third child to ourselves, right,
Speaker 1: we had the obstetrician put an envelope. Put in the
Speaker 1: envelope what we were having, because we we wanted to
Speaker 1: find out privately, right just between the two of us,
Speaker 1: not in front of the obstetrician, what we were having.
Speaker 1: So in the privacy of our own home after a
Speaker 1: nice dinner, we open the envelope and we we celebrated
Speaker 1: that knowledge together, and then we called our relatives and said, hey,
Speaker 1: this is what's going on. When we were ready like
Speaker 1: a month later, of course, yeah, but no, yeah, but
Speaker 1: now people, you know, the first of all, I think
Speaker 1: it's ballsy to do one of these, but it's it's
Speaker 1: even more ballsy to do it. Oh, it's Halloween weekend.
Speaker 1: Who cares it? It's not like you, you know, families
Speaker 1: don't have kids that maybe trick or treating or doing
Speaker 1: these uh socially distant events. Whatever you're you're doing for
Speaker 1: the pandemic. Making a zoom call, make a ten minute
Speaker 1: zoom call. It's like you have to fucking not even
Speaker 1: that it's not worth it. No, I'm not kidding on
Speaker 1: your goddamn zoom call for your gender reveal. Now, is
Speaker 1: it her friend, her friend or your friends? It's selfish,
Speaker 1: it's her, It's it's an acquaintance of hers, acquaintance, acquaintance. Right,
Speaker 1: maybe it's a friend of hers. Was this right up
Speaker 1: there with asking how much the baby weights? Not a
Speaker 1: friend she sees every day, We'll put it that way. Oh,
Speaker 1: then definitely, why would you want to see them then, Like,
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna risk my life exaggeration, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: risk my life and give up a holiday Saturday, even
Speaker 1: during COVID times. You better be someone I care about.
Speaker 1: You better be important that I care. What's coming at
Speaker 1: you over alone Halloween? Hey, you know what, We're gonna
Speaker 1: have a New Year's Eve gender reveal party. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: gonna tell you just as as the countdowns ends. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but you're the announcement of the gender is not that important.
Speaker 1: Mr Worth, You're you're right. You know what? Call me?
Speaker 1: You know, let's have a party. When a birthing party,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's more impressive when you pushing out. Well,
Speaker 1: I think that would be the push out party. The
Speaker 1: push out party, I mean, I think that would be
Speaker 1: more than not that you're gonna do that. But now
Speaker 1: that's a moment. It's like bringing the life. Like here
Speaker 1: head just popped out, Like I think it's awfully conceded. Again,
Speaker 1: can you see what I gets? If you want to
Speaker 1: invite your siblings and your parents, I get it. Okay,
Speaker 1: you want to have a little thing over do you
Speaker 1: have like if you have five boys and you have
Speaker 1: a good girl and it's a big deal and you
Speaker 1: want to everybody come over. If that's your mentality and
Speaker 1: you want to like having a girl, Oh my god, right,
Speaker 1: then go ahead and have your But I want to
Speaker 1: know how many people turned off this podcast or skip
Speaker 1: to the next episode or the last keep Why do
Speaker 1: you keep doing that? No, I'm saying it because I
Speaker 1: have to. I'm trying this the second episode in a row.
Speaker 1: Well you decide, we're like, oh, there's no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: I'm saying it for the sake of argument, Like there's
Speaker 1: got There are some people that may have be offended
Speaker 1: right now listening to this. I'm hoping every slice is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: what they said funk? That fund gender reveal. But there's
Speaker 1: gotta be some some counterpoints. It was very careful to say.
Speaker 1: There are certain gender revealed parties that are like, but out,
Speaker 1: someone did it? Pig that's listening to this right now?
Speaker 1: That like talking about me. It's talking about something. If
Speaker 1: you had to blow up something to get like something
Speaker 1: to fly out. Hold on, I'm gonna fart blue dust.
Speaker 1: That was fake? That was fake on TikTok, right, wasn't
Speaker 1: it Instagram fake? The farting the dust thing. That was hilarious,
Speaker 1: But that's what it's come to. You know, the woman
Speaker 1: who started gender reveal parties, she did it on a blog.
Speaker 1: She had um. She did a gender reveal cake where
Speaker 1: the inside of the cake was pink or blue or
Speaker 1: red or blue whatever. Right. She regrets it. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I ever brought this idea to the masses.
Speaker 1: The only thing I'm trying to say it just and
Speaker 1: I know what we've gone on about this is that
Speaker 1: I was invited to this on Halloween weekend, which, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know it's I hate you hate weddings on holiday weekends.
Speaker 1: I hate weddings on holiday weekends. And I don't want
Speaker 1: to rehash that conversation. My point was only to say,
Speaker 1: as someone I know hates like an actual big deal,
Speaker 1: like a wedding is a big deal, right that if
Speaker 1: somebody puts it on a holiday weekend, I know it
Speaker 1: sometimes to say money or make it convenient to fly
Speaker 1: everybody's off work. I get it. Scary doesn't like being inconvenient.
Speaker 1: But it's holiday weekend again, another self absorbed conceive No, no, no,
Speaker 1: there are reasons for it. It's not my favorite It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, I understand your plans. You're coming to my
Speaker 1: wedding on Thanksgiving. Okay, if you get well, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: do that. But if you give somebody like a year
Speaker 1: and a half to plan Memorial Day weekend, all right,
Speaker 1: I get it. What my only point was, as someone
Speaker 1: like you who doesn't like going to a wedding on
Speaker 1: a holiday, going to a gender revealed party for someone
Speaker 1: you don't know, for someone your white, your girlfriend, makes
Speaker 1: it that much worse. That's what I'm really does. But
Speaker 1: but for having a more day weekend wedding, Labor Day
Speaker 1: weekend wedding. If you think about it, Brody, most of
Speaker 1: America does not get three day holidays they you know,
Speaker 1: so so the fact that you get a few in
Speaker 1: the calendar year where maybe you could make something extra
Speaker 1: of that weekend, maybe do a little staycation or drive somewhere,
Speaker 1: or you're not going out on you're not losing your
Speaker 1: hollow your Halloween. I just thinking, fuck yo, how about
Speaker 1: but okay, what if this was I know Halloween Halloween
Speaker 1: weddings are popular. I'm against you. You don't have any
Speaker 1: you don't have any kids. Scary if you have a
Speaker 1: Halloween wedding. Everyone's dressing up. That's fun. I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: would go to a Halloween wedding. You would, yes, because
Speaker 1: it's suit. You're going at self here. No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have to wear a suit and I just
Speaker 1: go out and have fun in the costume. Ah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know about that, man. I just again,
Speaker 1: even it's Ikey's stay away from days that you celebrate
Speaker 1: things other things. Don't. Don't make me compete with my celebration.
Speaker 1: You're you're you're actually you know now who's being selfish?
Speaker 1: Because things like Christmas and Easter and Passover and Hanakah
Speaker 1: and you know, or New Year's Eve or fourth of
Speaker 1: July you have, those are things. Those are the Mother's
Speaker 1: Day weekend, Those are you have celebrations going on within
Speaker 1: you and your family and you both throw. Don't a
Speaker 1: wedding on Mother's Day and expect me to come unless
Speaker 1: you're my mother, my wife, my mother in law. You know,
Speaker 1: like you better be Like that's the main incentive for
Speaker 1: them to do it is because it's cheaper. We know that,
Speaker 1: that's God, that's not the main incentive. Sometimes people again,
Speaker 1: holiday weekends, people have off, they can fly in its convenient.
Speaker 1: But once again it goes back to the ground. The
Speaker 1: root of that problem is you think that your thing.
Speaker 1: You're a well way over evaluating the importance where the
Speaker 1: wedding is important. But I'm a wedding is important, that's
Speaker 1: all of the conversation. But a gender reveal of someone
Speaker 1: you don't know, like, oh, God, Bob and Mary, you're
Speaker 1: having a boy. His name's Phil. Self absorbed, Okay, Phil
Speaker 1: and Mary? Sorry, Hey Mary, congratulations, Like whatever you know,
Speaker 1: and then you know what's going to happen. What's possible
Speaker 1: to have happen is twenty years from now they decide
Speaker 1: they want to change their sex. So now your general
Speaker 1: viale party was for nothing? Huh. And you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we had a boy, now you have a girl. So
Speaker 1: what do you go back? Can I get my present back?
Speaker 1: I gave you a g I Joe doll, and now
Speaker 1: you have a girl, so can I get my I'm
Speaker 1: not insinuating, by the way, the girls don't like Ji Joe.
Speaker 1: We will be uh, we'll be right back. Are you
Speaker 1: kidding already? After this? Brodie, I have a count? Do
Speaker 1: you not? Do you not set a clock? When we go,
Speaker 1: we're twenty seven minutes. In minutes, but you talk a lot. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm the worst. I had a momentous occasion in my
Speaker 1: life this past week and a half, which I we
Speaker 1: didn't get to last week. It's a big deal for me,
Speaker 1: not a gender reveal part. You admit you were wrong. No,
Speaker 1: that's not gonna happen. No ship, No, since March. I
Speaker 1: went out to eat for the first time last week
Speaker 1: with a with a friend of mine. Uh yeah, did
Speaker 1: you really? In fact, since March? And as we're recording this,
Speaker 1: it was the second week, third week, third week of October. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I put on long pants. Wow, we even even short
Speaker 1: your whole time. I've been wearing shorts since more shorts
Speaker 1: and a T shirt. I have not worn a shirt
Speaker 1: with a button since March. And I bet you you
Speaker 1: feel liberated and well, I still went out in a
Speaker 1: T shirt, but I wore jeans, jeans, and I went
Speaker 1: out to dinner with my friend having sex for the
Speaker 1: first time. I'll let you know when that happens. So
Speaker 1: it was. It was weirdly liberating, but weird. It was
Speaker 1: to the so we sat outside. Of course, there were
Speaker 1: people inside, but I'm not going to do that. We
Speaker 1: sat outside. There was a heater for yourself, I do
Speaker 1: who else do I speak for? I'm saying I don't
Speaker 1: want to go get the science. I sat outside. That's great, okay.
Speaker 1: So we sat by these giant heaters. So it was
Speaker 1: nice and toasting. It wasn't it was It was maybe
Speaker 1: sixty five degrees. It wasn't terrible. This place we went
Speaker 1: to built an outdoor patio. It's a theme restaurant in
Speaker 1: the area. They built an outdoor patio. Uh, they were
Speaker 1: building it anyway, but they made it bigger than they
Speaker 1: planned for this for what's going on in the world.
Speaker 1: So we got a nice table and then so the
Speaker 1: tables wore spaced out sort of like a checkerboard, So
Speaker 1: diagonally there was someone like six ft away, does that
Speaker 1: make sense? Like a checkerboard, So there was someone behind you,
Speaker 1: maybe ten ft away, but diagonally six ft away. Okay.
Speaker 1: So it was weird because the menus were made of paper, right,
Speaker 1: They didn't have like the real menus. A lot of
Speaker 1: times they had that QR code and you just have
Speaker 1: to These menus were made of paper printed. I forgot
Speaker 1: to get something. I left something in my car I needed.
Speaker 1: I was able to just walk from my table rout
Speaker 1: to my car in the parking. Well, no, I have
Speaker 1: a mask. I had a mask on. Do you forget
Speaker 1: my glasses? Because I had the font on. The paper
Speaker 1: was really small, so I had to get my glasses
Speaker 1: to read the read the paper irrelevant, But I was
Speaker 1: able to, Like I never to go through the restaurant.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, there's my cards, walked over to
Speaker 1: the car. So we ordered the food, and I forgot
Speaker 1: like ordering soda and appetite. I had almost forgotten, like
Speaker 1: the give and take, like the dance of the ordering.
Speaker 1: I forgot everything because it's been so long. So I
Speaker 1: ordered my you know, my diet coke no ice, and
Speaker 1: we ordered the meals. He picks up the menus, the
Speaker 1: paper menus, the waiter and he was fantastic, by the way,
Speaker 1: and he takes the menus and crumbles them up and
Speaker 1: throws them away. But it was like I felt like
Speaker 1: he was saying, you guys are gross. I'm throwing the menus.
Speaker 1: But I understood what they were doing, but I again
Speaker 1: I didn't experience it. The meal was great. The waiter
Speaker 1: kept his mask on the whole time. We masked up
Speaker 1: when we weren't eating, right, and that's great, covering our
Speaker 1: faces what we chose to do for the most part
Speaker 1: while we was sitting there. However, sometimes um, sometimes some
Speaker 1: people don't cover things they're supposed to cover, like their
Speaker 1: nose whatever. It's so okay. So the checkerboard table, I'm
Speaker 1: facing right, so from where I'm sitting at two o'clock
Speaker 1: on the clock. So off to the right there's a
Speaker 1: guy with his female companion. His back is to me
Speaker 1: and his he's wearing I don't know if they're sweatpants
Speaker 1: or athletic pants with like a um a waistband or
Speaker 1: their elastic jeans, but they have fallen I want to say,
Speaker 1: five to six inches below the crack line. So a
Speaker 1: conditioning down there, that's what I'm saying. We're outside in
Speaker 1: the cold, and I'm I'm I'm it's it's drawing my attention.
Speaker 1: Maybe he was excited I'm going to air out my crack. Well,
Speaker 1: we got dinner. It was like it was like a vortex.
Speaker 1: It was sucking my view where I'm trying to have
Speaker 1: a conversation with my friend, and I'm like, keep looking. So,
Speaker 1: first of all, how does he not notice the cold
Speaker 1: air on his butt crack? Because you're you're you're, I
Speaker 1: would say, if the anus is half crack, he is it. Um,
Speaker 1: he is at three eighths exposure. Four eight is half that.
Speaker 1: That's a lot brod, right, that's not just plumbers crack.
Speaker 1: That's not like, oh yeah, I see the top of
Speaker 1: your And so every time he leans forward, like to
Speaker 1: put his elbows on the table, talk crack shows. Oh god.
Speaker 1: So my question is like, when you tell a guy
Speaker 1: his fly is open, is it wrong to tell a
Speaker 1: guy his ass is open? Or should I have told
Speaker 1: the way they like, Hey, hey, wait, Andy, he has
Speaker 1: five bucks? Can you go tell the guy? Like? What
Speaker 1: would you have done in that situation? I would have
Speaker 1: enjoyed the view, enjoyed the view. It wasn't the hot girl.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wouldn't. My point is I would
Speaker 1: have I would wouldn't have said a damn thing to him.
Speaker 1: You would have said damn, I wouldn't just ignore it.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna ask. You know what, I'm
Speaker 1: suddenly in the move for chocolate pudding. I'll have that
Speaker 1: for dessert, thank you? Okay? You know, if he was
Speaker 1: positive for COVID and he farted. You know, COVID comes
Speaker 1: out of any hole, as we learned today, Dr Oz
Speaker 1: said it, so he could have blown it in your
Speaker 1: general direction. I guess he could have. Maybe he needed
Speaker 1: a mask on his ass. That's what I'm saying. An
Speaker 1: ask mask as a mask mask. I feel a title
Speaker 1: of a podcast coming on a mask, ask the ask
Speaker 1: of a mask as you know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold on. I probably have the picture on
Speaker 1: my phone. I want to see this. I'm gonna post
Speaker 1: a picture on my Instagram because I want you to
Speaker 1: see it. I have to figure out what folder it's in.
Speaker 1: You know what they call people that wear the wear
Speaker 1: the mask? Um? You know on their chin they diaper.
Speaker 1: I love it. Um. You know, there is a problem
Speaker 1: because my my girlfriend is more like you when it
Speaker 1: comes to the whole dining experience. Ok yeah that um
Speaker 1: she wants to stay outside is and I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're getting late into the season and here in the Northeast,
Speaker 1: the weather's turning and there aren't enough space heaters that
Speaker 1: you could put around the table that will make us
Speaker 1: feel comfortable. Because that when our first gust of wind
Speaker 1: comes through, that heat goes in the other direction for
Speaker 1: a second, and you feel a chill. So I don't
Speaker 1: know how much longer this is gonna last. We've been
Speaker 1: we've been doing pretty well with it, but we're getting
Speaker 1: into the point where I don't want to sit outside
Speaker 1: if it's thirty forty degrees out, do you. I don't
Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna do. I don't know. That's a
Speaker 1: great question. I don't know what I'm gonna do. It's that,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, I'm just gonna go back to cooking.
Speaker 1: I guess uh you know. I mean, listen, I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not scared. As long as they properly take care
Speaker 1: of the indoors, I'll go sit inside. I'm okay with it,
Speaker 1: a find my girlfriend is not. I am. I am
Speaker 1: with it. But you're not there yet. No, No, I'm
Speaker 1: not doing that. All right, you're not doing that. All right,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna I'm sending it a picture. You should
Speaker 1: have it in a second, all right. I want the
Speaker 1: slices to see this. Well, I'm gonna post it. Maybe
Speaker 1: this should be the maybe we should Oh my god,
Speaker 1: did I exert dude? That's a lot of ass. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: shut up, and that's that's the guy. I had to
Speaker 1: sit and look at that all. I didn't have to look,
Speaker 1: but I had to, Like, I can't believe it. We
Speaker 1: should make this, uh, instead of putting our faces on it,
Speaker 1: we should just put this ass crack on there as
Speaker 1: as the picture for the podcast. I think it will
Speaker 1: get a lot of clicks. Yeah, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: I want you know, the guy. The guy might recognize
Speaker 1: his ass. He could look, he could be he could
Speaker 1: be a slice. He's clearly a crack. Oh so yeah,
Speaker 1: she's all right. That's that is a lot as right there. Hey, um,
Speaker 1: have you ever been in a retail store and you asked, um,
Speaker 1: you said, hey, uh um, what time do you close? Right?
Speaker 1: What time do you close? I think I've asked that.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, They're like, oh, we closed it eleven tonight,
Speaker 1: we closed the tech. I want to give a shout
Speaker 1: out to Spirit Halloween. They're a sponsor of the Big Show.
Speaker 1: This is not an ad, just coincidence. Spirit Halloween has
Speaker 1: pop up stores, right, they pop up for the season
Speaker 1: and you you know, you shop and then they become
Speaker 1: a Christmas store whatever. So after dinner that night we
Speaker 1: went out to dinner. We walked into Spirit Halloween to
Speaker 1: look at the costumes. Just we're just killing time. We
Speaker 1: had eaten a big meal. We're walking around in this
Speaker 1: giant strip mall and there's a Spirit Halloween not far
Speaker 1: from the restaurant. So it was I don't know it was.
Speaker 1: It was I don't know. It It was maybe ten to
Speaker 1: ten or something like that. Whatever it was, it was,
Speaker 1: it was it was ten fifteen minutes before the top
Speaker 1: of the hour. So I say to this guy, Hey, man,
Speaker 1: what time does the store close? He says, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Asked the girls at the register. This guy
Speaker 1: worked there. Okay, here's here's here's what I want to say.
Speaker 1: If you work in a retail establishment that closes, yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's within an hour of closing, and you don't
Speaker 1: know what time the store closes, you must really love
Speaker 1: your job. Don't you have no life? Because the average
Speaker 1: employee would be like thirty seven minutes. What time does
Speaker 1: the store close? I don't know. Well, you're working until closing, right,
Speaker 1: So I asked the girls at the register, and just
Speaker 1: to cover myself because I used to be in retail
Speaker 1: at least to manage retail stores. I asked a more
Speaker 1: time the store was closing, and it was, I don't know,
Speaker 1: an hour in seven minutes whatever from when we were there.
Speaker 1: And I said, hey, man, um, that guy that I
Speaker 1: just spoke to, Yeah, is he working overnight? Like is
Speaker 1: he doing like a like an overnight shift doing inventory?
Speaker 1: Like is there any reason why he'd be here? Like not,
Speaker 1: like he wouldn't care what time to store closed. No,
Speaker 1: we're all leaving in an hour and seven whatever it is,
Speaker 1: you know. So I said, well, he doesn't know what
Speaker 1: time you're closing. They're like, oh, yeah, he really loves
Speaker 1: his job one of those right. Well they just said
Speaker 1: it like like yeah but costume shop, right, which was
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's fun again. You know, you get you
Speaker 1: you get your schedule in an email or something, right,
Speaker 1: and it has your hours on it. Like if I
Speaker 1: asked you, with twenty three minutes left to the morning show,
Speaker 1: is scary, how much time do you have left? You're
Speaker 1: like twenty two minutes five seconds? You would you would know?
Speaker 1: Of course you want to go. I find that interesting. Alright,
Speaker 1: So he likes his job. Yeah, yeah, I've never met
Speaker 1: anyone like that, and any like in a restaurant or
Speaker 1: a retail I don't know. I have no idea. I'm
Speaker 1: just happy to be here. Man. So I got these
Speaker 1: new air pods, you know, the the AirPod Prose. I'm
Speaker 1: just staring at him right now, the from Apple, you know.
Speaker 1: But you can engrave things on them for free, right,
Speaker 1: So I wanted, you know, to be funny. So online
Speaker 1: you you get to put the engraving what what you
Speaker 1: want engraved on your on the AirPod, on the on
Speaker 1: the case. Um, I'm like me trying to like fuck
Speaker 1: you or something like that. You know, I wouldn't take it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how about shit? I wouldn't take asshole, nothing, dick, pussy,
Speaker 1: like every word under the sun. I tried to. I
Speaker 1: sat Brodie, I was like a twelve year old boy.
Speaker 1: I was just I was. I wasn't gonna actually get
Speaker 1: these filthy words engraved on the case of the I
Speaker 1: the headset. What I was gonna do was trying to.
Speaker 1: I became a challenge for me to psych out the
Speaker 1: people who program the fucking thing, Like you missed one, right,
Speaker 1: So I put every filthy imaginable word. So even if
Speaker 1: you're not gonna buy the Apple pro whatever, the hell,
Speaker 1: they are the the what are these things? The AirPod pros?
Speaker 1: Go to Apple, pretend like you're gonna do it, and
Speaker 1: then get the do the free engraving part and see
Speaker 1: if you can come up with a curse that you
Speaker 1: will actually because the funny part is then puts it
Speaker 1: on there and it simulates what it's gonna look like.
Speaker 1: So I thought it was kind of cute but anyway
Speaker 1: yet sorry, but um, you know, like I can put
Speaker 1: free dessert on there because it's not a curse, you know,
Speaker 1: but you can't put like ass jackass. It stops you.
Speaker 1: It literally stops you. Well, could you right funk with
Speaker 1: like two k's get around. No, they've covered their bases
Speaker 1: on that. So it's like the license plate people where
Speaker 1: you can't write. You can't like because people try to
Speaker 1: get creative with the license plates and work a curse
Speaker 1: into it, uh right like and then but they block
Speaker 1: to keep if you get away with it, that's all right.
Speaker 1: Speaking of license plates, I was behind a really um
Speaker 1: a guy who likes advertising on his car. It was
Speaker 1: a white car, and he put like like it looked
Speaker 1: like they were stickers. It didn't even look like professionally done.
Speaker 1: They put flames on the side of the car. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: the guy likes he had like bump of stickers and things.
Speaker 1: But I know, I think I know what he meant,
Speaker 1: but it's open to interpretation what it stood for. You know,
Speaker 1: you only have a certain amount of letters on license plate, right,
Speaker 1: he had one, two, three, four or five seven. The
Speaker 1: seven letters in New Jersey fit on a license plate.
Speaker 1: So you have to be creative. You have to abbreviate, right, right,
Speaker 1: tell me the first thing that comes to mind the
Speaker 1: right when the license plate is bc H. What is that? Okay?
Speaker 1: It was bc H b O Y S. So if
Speaker 1: your mind sees bc H, you would think the license
Speaker 1: places bitch boys. Right. Yeah, Now, I'm sure he meant
Speaker 1: beach boys. Either he and his buddies hang out at
Speaker 1: the beach, or he likes the old band, the Beach Boys.
Speaker 1: But looking at the license plates quickly, if you didn't
Speaker 1: know the Beach Boys from the nineties, you would think
Speaker 1: it was bitch boys. So this guy was like, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a license plate to cleverly fit in
Speaker 1: that I love the Beach Boys or that I hang
Speaker 1: out at the beach. But his license plate looks like
Speaker 1: bitch boys. I think, yeah, of course, because what your
Speaker 1: intention is not the intention of right right, the intention
Speaker 1: they they meant something else, but then they didn't even
Speaker 1: see what the joke would be and how people could
Speaker 1: see it differently. But so they got the they got
Speaker 1: the bitch boys. It probably never a card to them,
Speaker 1: of course, not so they're they're driving around. You send
Speaker 1: it to here right now, because that's what I do.
Speaker 1: But a bitch boys license plate. So anyway, shout out
Speaker 1: to bitch boys or beach boys, whatever your name was
Speaker 1: the other. Um, Now we have some sound over here
Speaker 1: that I know it has been. Yes clips, you gonna
Speaker 1: do some sound, tell me what they're called, and I'll
Speaker 1: try to remember what they were on. So I have
Speaker 1: I have the the whole Reese's controversy where Reese's peanopiter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll explain the setup of of what this is. Of
Speaker 1: course I'm gonna, of course i'mna do it. So we
Speaker 1: got a d M from one of our listeners. I
Speaker 1: uh shit, I I I screenshot at it and I
Speaker 1: cut their name off, So I apologize. Um, but you
Speaker 1: sent us an audio clip of Bianca Peters, who's on
Speaker 1: Fox five in New York talking about the Halloween and candy,
Speaker 1: and she said she she mispronounced the name of a candy.
Speaker 1: And I didn't get the audio of that clip, but
Speaker 1: two more times since you sent us that, I got
Speaker 1: audio of people pronouncing the name of the candy wrong.
Speaker 1: And I feel like, if you're not on television, right,
Speaker 1: if you're from a certain part of the country, right,
Speaker 1: I know it's very common in parts of Pennsylvania. If
Speaker 1: you say it wrong amongst your friends, that's you. But
Speaker 1: when you're on television, somebody should tell you you're saying
Speaker 1: it wrong, especially if you're not in broadcasting to the
Speaker 1: area where everyone makes that mistake. You're in a market
Speaker 1: where everybody pronounces it properly right, broadcasting too. So play
Speaker 1: the well, first of all, it's it's called It's It's
Speaker 1: a peanut butter by Reese. R E s e Aostrophy
Speaker 1: s because he was Reese's right. Reese brought out by Hershey,
Speaker 1: her she brought the Reese company than you re. So
Speaker 1: play the clip that says Reese's this was a clip
Speaker 1: Hershey's is rolling out a robotic door to dispense King's
Speaker 1: size peanut butter. Cups. They're not Reese's. They're not You're
Speaker 1: on television, you're on by the way, this is a
Speaker 1: New York station that ran that one. Yes, now that
Speaker 1: was good Morning America. Still, that was Good Morning America. Now.
Speaker 1: I have to say sometimes when you hear something, you
Speaker 1: repeat it. But Jimmy Fallon had was doing a stumped
Speaker 1: the band bit. We had people on zoom listeners, viewers,
Speaker 1: and the guy said what he said, and then Jimmy
Speaker 1: said it play the clip. Reese's, Jimmy, which candy is
Speaker 1: your favorite to get on Halloween? Reese's Peanut butter cups?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the jam I love that. Guys. We
Speaker 1: have our pal Henry here. His least favorite Halloween candy
Speaker 1: is candy corn and his favorite candy get on Halloween
Speaker 1: is Reese's Peanut butter cup. And Jimmy, Jimmy's from Boston.
Speaker 1: So he no, no, he's not. Jimmy's from New York.
Speaker 1: He's from says upstate. Is he really? I thought he
Speaker 1: was from Boston. Misconception. Yeah, no, he's from New York.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that. Okay, so well, either either way,
Speaker 1: it's not it's not all right. And then what time
Speaker 1: toward Tom Brady? Tom Brady, I don't remember what the
Speaker 1: clip was. Let me hear. We can figure out what
Speaker 1: we could if you want. Okay, yeah, So listen to
Speaker 1: the announcer. I don't think yeah, okay, yeah. The announcer
Speaker 1: is talking about Tom Brady. He had scored a touchdown
Speaker 1: the night before, and he's trying to say something about
Speaker 1: the fact that it was in a dome stadium. And
Speaker 1: we've talked about the mistake the announcer makes. Couldn't play
Speaker 1: the clip yea, his second rushing touchdown of the season. Ironically,
Speaker 1: both of his touchdowns have been on the road and
Speaker 1: have been at dome stadiums. Not irony. Oh yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's a coincidence. It's a coincidence that both of his
Speaker 1: touchdowns are in dome stadiums. It's ironic if his father
Speaker 1: built dome stadium right, it's ironic if he made he
Speaker 1: made a promise he would never score touchdown in a
Speaker 1: dome stadium and now he's got two. Right that it's
Speaker 1: not ironic that he had two touchdowns in dome stadiums
Speaker 1: at night or whatever the guy said. So f you
Speaker 1: sports announcer, guy, Um by the way, in fact checking
Speaker 1: you in real time here, Brodie, Jimmy Fallon not born
Speaker 1: in Segridies, New York. Not born in Boston. He's from Brooklyn. Original,
Speaker 1: He's from Brooklyn, but he grew up in he was
Speaker 1: born in Bay Ridge. Yes, but where was he raised?
Speaker 1: He was raised in Uh No, he was right in Segridis.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, but he I said, where was he born?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, he was born in Brooklyn, but he lived
Speaker 1: there like a you're a couple of years. But it
Speaker 1: is so as he was born in Brooklyn. Yeah, both
Speaker 1: Jimmy's were born in Brooklyn. Jimmy Kimmel was, Yeah, a
Speaker 1: lot of great talent has come from Brooklyn. Mike, did
Speaker 1: you know Michael Jordan was born in Brooklyn? Did not
Speaker 1: know that? I know it now. I was today years
Speaker 1: old when I found that out. Oh boy, you know
Speaker 1: who else was born in Brooklyn? A couple of Jamachas
Speaker 1: that run a podcast called the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. And
Speaker 1: by the way, someone on Twitter sent a visual a
Speaker 1: graphic of a movie. There was a Brooklyn Boys movie
Speaker 1: that came out at some point. Did you know that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I saw that. I saw that. I retweeted, go follow
Speaker 1: at the Brooklyn Boys on Twitter while you're at it,
Speaker 1: at the Brooklyn Boys on Twitter if you can, and
Speaker 1: you'll see the retweet of the Brooklyn Boys movie. That
Speaker 1: was The Reaper. It was the Reaper um at so
Speaker 1: how hard jobs? Now? By the way, the Reaper is
Speaker 1: apparently a new listener to the podcast. I think they're
Speaker 1: up to like episode and they have become a super
Speaker 1: tweeter all of a sudden, like there's like a kidney
Speaker 1: candy store. I love so excited. I love it, and
Speaker 1: you know it's helping me remember some moment said I forget.
Speaker 1: I'm like, when did we say that? I'm like, oh yes.
Speaker 1: But I also want to shout out there's uh four
Speaker 1: or five people that have tweeted us this week saying,
Speaker 1: oh here we go. Brittany at three eleven excitable, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, listening to Brooken Boys episode twenty or uber
Speaker 1: randt this is my far my favorite right, so this
Speaker 1: is just I listened to the current episode then go
Speaker 1: back now not my favorite choice, just listen in order
Speaker 1: like we exactly so, so Brittany apparently has not My
Speaker 1: episode twenty has not been batted over the head yet However, however,
Speaker 1: I would say six or seven people this week have
Speaker 1: commented that you're up to like episode thirty Yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to explain. I wanted to talk to somebody right
Speaker 1: now or shout it out, so I asked, where have
Speaker 1: you been? Okay, Travis Enos Trevinos ninety wrote to us
Speaker 1: and said, hey, Brooklyn Boys started from zero. I just
Speaker 1: got to episode thirty two where Baby Hot Sauce, which
Speaker 1: is Gandhi from The Big Show comes on as a guest.
Speaker 1: He's his thirty two right, So I retweeted that The
Speaker 1: thing is yeah, that was that was months before Gandhi
Speaker 1: got the gig on the Big Show. She was she
Speaker 1: had just been like kind of auditioning and sitting in
Speaker 1: with the Big Show, and then we grabbed her for
Speaker 1: the podcast that afternoon. That was back when we worked
Speaker 1: in the studio. It's a short version of the story,
Speaker 1: but yes, absolutely ump. We love no No. We love
Speaker 1: the new listeners, but I keep asking them, where have
Speaker 1: you been? No No again, you want to we want
Speaker 1: to go back to the beginning. We're talking about gender
Speaker 1: reveal parties and I called people self absorbed. No No,
Speaker 1: that's a very self absorbed no No, I want to
Speaker 1: know what we did or what happened that got them interested.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't blame them for not listening. And
Speaker 1: so a couple of them have said that they heard
Speaker 1: us talking about it on the Big Show so often
Speaker 1: they figured they would check it out. My first question
Speaker 1: is never where have you been? My first question is
Speaker 1: are you're enjoying it? And I always go to th
Speaker 1: r decorum. I w was like, what the funk is
Speaker 1: your problem? Wherever you But I don't know, of course
Speaker 1: not I'm saying between you and me. I'm saying it
Speaker 1: would be guys. Right. My vibe was, hey, where have
Speaker 1: you been? Right now? What would be great is if
Speaker 1: everybody who's listening to this podcast could spread it to
Speaker 1: a friend, will give a link to a friend, you know,
Speaker 1: give them the gift of the podcast, not the COVID,
Speaker 1: and you know what else you can give. Well, that's
Speaker 1: where I was going. I was about to talk about
Speaker 1: the gift of merch In our merch store, we have
Speaker 1: brand new merchandise six six new, five new items in
Speaker 1: the store and one recurring And so we've got three
Speaker 1: versions of the property of Brooklyn Boy's shirt print gray
Speaker 1: with navy on the shirt. You will get scary and
Speaker 1: brody and brody and scary together. Shirt you have that,
Speaker 1: you have that in a unisex T A hoodie, a
Speaker 1: hoodie sold. I didn't think we would sell a lot
Speaker 1: of hoodies, but it's the fall and we all sell
Speaker 1: them the hoodies than anything. So then from the ask
Speaker 1: and you shall receive the part man someone had requested
Speaker 1: a while back. Hey, wait a second. You know the
Speaker 1: cool tank tops that you make for women with the
Speaker 1: with the white, Yeah, I really like that. I want
Speaker 1: to see that on a T shirt. Hey, guess what
Speaker 1: you can. You not only can see it on a
Speaker 1: T shirt, but you could see it on a hoodie
Speaker 1: as well. So you got the black with the white
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Bridge logo on a hoodie and on a T shirt.
Speaker 1: It's not black, it's it's white white on black one
Speaker 1: maybe blue. Right, it looks by it looks it looks
Speaker 1: black in the picture. It's not. It's very dark, but
Speaker 1: it's full. Yeah, you're gonna love it, go and enjoy.
Speaker 1: We're really happy with you know what. You may be
Speaker 1: running out of masks. You know, you don't want to
Speaker 1: be seen with the same mask. You know when you
Speaker 1: want to dress to impress. You don't want to be
Speaker 1: seen with the same mask. So you're a little if
Speaker 1: you're a little behind in shopping. There still are about
Speaker 1: a ten or eleven maybe of the original Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: circle logo shirt. That's shirt we have if we if
Speaker 1: we have your size and pick up a mask us
Speaker 1: with the logo whenever week, whenever you and I tweeted
Speaker 1: out the link to the website, which we're given a second.
Speaker 1: A couple of people tweeted they could hear me in
Speaker 1: their mind saying that's right. So the website is Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys dot big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot
Speaker 1: big Cartel dot com, and Cartel is spelt c A
Speaker 1: R T. Right, all right, yeah, okay. Have you ever
Speaker 1: called a store You couldn't find them right, you looked
Speaker 1: on Google Maps, it wasn't an exact thing. You're like,
Speaker 1: I don't know where you are. Well, you're in like
Speaker 1: a giant um. You're in a giant shopping complex. So
Speaker 1: even though you're in the shopping complex, it's massive. There's
Speaker 1: malls and and split off stores, and you don't know
Speaker 1: exactly where the story you're looking for is. When you
Speaker 1: call them, right. Always. I've done that where I call
Speaker 1: a restaurant and I say, hey, what exit are you
Speaker 1: on the parkway? Right? And uh so sometimes in one
Speaker 1: direction it's one exit, but in the other direction it's
Speaker 1: a different exit. And they don't. You think they'd know that, right,
Speaker 1: You think they would know they're right off the parkway. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's one forty one if you're coming from the south,
Speaker 1: two if you're coming from the north. No, they just
Speaker 1: say one forty one because that's how they drive to work,
Speaker 1: and they screw you. Well, I had a problem. I
Speaker 1: wanted to go to bed Beth and beyond. That's scary.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to the Jersey Gardens Mall? I
Speaker 1: know you have a long time ago I stopped going there. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: it's it's a it's a mall with carpeting. It used
Speaker 1: to have carpeting, but not not in you people are
Speaker 1: picturing luxury. It's it's like it's like basement carpeting, waterproof carpeting.
Speaker 1: It's weird in the mall. It's a weird, weird situation
Speaker 1: now anyway, so they have all, right, they have them
Speaker 1: all and it's it's it's this massive, massive space where
Speaker 1: it used to be like Swampland, and so now there's
Speaker 1: like there's a giant movie theater. It's a massive company
Speaker 1: plane airports at airport Land parallel to the Jersey Gardens mall.
Speaker 1: It's a massive mall the Jersey Turnpike and it's close
Speaker 1: to the stinky area in the Turnpike. So anyway, when
Speaker 1: you go on Google Maps or ways, if you're trying
Speaker 1: to find a store, it's approximate, right, because it's not
Speaker 1: in the mall. So they have all these offshoot buildings.
Speaker 1: It's gigantic. There's probably like fifteen mini malls surrounding the
Speaker 1: big mall. Okay, and then to get around there's a
Speaker 1: giant circle. There's a giant circle road that goes all
Speaker 1: the way around the whole thing. Well, I haven't been
Speaker 1: to this mall. Not one of my favorite malls. I
Speaker 1: have not been to this mall. I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: ten years. So it's gotten much larger since the last
Speaker 1: time I was there. More buildings, more mayhem, more craziness. Yep.
Speaker 1: I don't know where bed Bath and Beyond is in
Speaker 1: regards to the big mall building. I have no idea
Speaker 1: even on the map. It's not an exact I can't
Speaker 1: find it. So I pull over by the movie theater. Now,
Speaker 1: the movie theater is gigant nick and you can be on.
Speaker 1: It's so big. It as a front parking lot in
Speaker 1: a back parking lot. Okay. I pull into the back
Speaker 1: parking lot of the AMC movie Theater and I called
Speaker 1: bed Beth and Beyond and I get the woman on
Speaker 1: the phone. I say, hey, I don't know where you are.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm, I'm over by. I'm where are you in
Speaker 1: relation to the movie theater. She says, oh, just come around?
Speaker 1: So I said, um so I said, uh, come around?
Speaker 1: I said, but yes, just come around. We have our
Speaker 1: own parking lot. Just parking the parking lot. I said,
Speaker 1: that's great, but you don't know where I am. Just
Speaker 1: where are you? I said, by the movie theater? Well great,
Speaker 1: just come around. I said, Well, you don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm in the front parking lot or the back parking lot. Oh,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. Come around who first? Right? So I said,
Speaker 1: you don't know which direction? My car's facing a circle.
Speaker 1: She says, well, that's fine, just come around. I go
Speaker 1: come around. In which direction? Am I coming around? She says, oh,
Speaker 1: you know um, just pick a direction and if you
Speaker 1: don't see us after about a mile, go the other way.
Speaker 1: I said, can't you tell me if I'm at the
Speaker 1: movie theater to go right or like like which, just
Speaker 1: I just just come around? So she must tell people
Speaker 1: because it's now this circle maybe three miles long. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not like you come around. It's a so so
Speaker 1: our name. Our name was Jamie. So I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: I'm saying, fuck you Jamie, Fuck you Jamie, Jamie. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, thank you for being so helpful. What's
Speaker 1: your name, Jamie? Fuck you Jamie. So that was your
Speaker 1: experience with the Jersey Gardens mall, Oh, it's yeah. I
Speaker 1: actually that's where I met Drake. Um, yes, I met
Speaker 1: Drake at Jersey Gardens years ago. He was in a
Speaker 1: TV show. He played Wheelchair Jimmy Uh Jimmy Brooks on
Speaker 1: De Grassi The Next Generation. So there was Degrassi Junior High,
Speaker 1: then de Grassy High, and then they made a whole
Speaker 1: thirteen season series called The Grassi The Next Generation. And
Speaker 1: then Drake who Aubrey Graham, which is his real name.
Speaker 1: He got shot one and then he was paralyzed for life,
Speaker 1: and then the rest of the series. He was in
Speaker 1: a wheelchair on the show, So wheelchair Jimmy Brooks and Uh.
Speaker 1: When they were promoting the going to a Network thing
Speaker 1: called I have no idea the end. It was a
Speaker 1: new network, I don't know whatever. They brought some of
Speaker 1: the main cast and I hosted on a Saturday morning
Speaker 1: like five hundred screaming girls in the carpeted Jersey Gardens
Speaker 1: mall uh with Drake uh and and Uh. I thought
Speaker 1: there was you know, we have a picture, don't you
Speaker 1: don't you have to have a picture vs. Drake is
Speaker 1: wearing a Stewie shirt. He's wearing a Stewie T shirt.
Speaker 1: Family guy. Yeah, I love it. I love it. But
Speaker 1: he looks like him. I'm like, oh my, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that was you. I haven't seen him since. Yeah, no
Speaker 1: he hasn't that hotline blowing, ain't ringing. He used to
Speaker 1: call me on the cell phone. I'm following these lyrics.
Speaker 1: I can't stop, I can't stop. But you didn't sing
Speaker 1: it this time, so that's good. That's scary. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: need you to get the music ready. Yeah, and it's
Speaker 1: already ready. Do you have something else you want to
Speaker 1: hit now? I want you to go. I want you
Speaker 1: to talk about this rant that you were teaching for me.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I'm gonna build up to it. So
Speaker 1: you know, I sell things on Facebook. Right in the
Speaker 1: Facebook swap, I sold your neutro bullet. You gave me
Speaker 1: a Neutra bullet from you, said, Brodie, I don't use it.
Speaker 1: You can have it, right, and I saw it's scared.
Speaker 1: That's really nice because our Neutra bull I love Neutra
Speaker 1: bullet and I do use them. I just I'm not
Speaker 1: this one. This is way too big for me. Right,
Speaker 1: this was a supernutrils like a fucking neutral fucking machine gun. Right.
Speaker 1: You had gotten it as a gift. You have a
Speaker 1: small one you like, but you got this big one
Speaker 1: you like, Brodie, I don't use it. And because I
Speaker 1: said to you, go yeah, my wife burnt out her
Speaker 1: neutral bullet and you're like, oh my god, I have one.
Speaker 1: I'll give it you. I've only used it twice, but
Speaker 1: it's it's too much, it's got too many attachments and everything.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I got the venmo of the money. Okay,
Speaker 1: well you jump in ahead, so my button home. My
Speaker 1: wife says, that's not gonna fit on our kitchen counter.
Speaker 1: It was it's it's giant. It's the neutribule at r X.
Speaker 1: So I looked up how much it sells for new
Speaker 1: It's like one like, you know what, I'm gonna try
Speaker 1: to get a hundred bucks for it. So I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, let me sell it. Let me because
Speaker 1: I'm saying hundred, let me go at ninety. So I
Speaker 1: lowered it to ninety after a week. So I get this, Hi,
Speaker 1: David got fifty dollars cash. I'm ready to pick it up,
Speaker 1: but I'm selling it for ninety. Then I get Then
Speaker 1: I get this one from Lisa. I'll buy it for forty.
Speaker 1: Do you take PayPal or cash app? So I wrote, well, Hi,
Speaker 1: I'll sell it for ninety. So what is this a
Speaker 1: fucking market in Thailand? You just go make deals on
Speaker 1: the street and you just I'll be right there. I'll
Speaker 1: give you forty. So trying to fucking grape so it you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So you remember the Wayfair story from a bunch episodes ago?
Speaker 1: Could I forget? Now? This is why you have to listen.
Speaker 1: In all, it was three episodes long, and it was long,
Speaker 1: so I ended up with a second chair. So I
Speaker 1: took the part, the stand part that we were missing
Speaker 1: from the first chair, put it on the chair. Finally
Speaker 1: in my in my kid's room, and now I have
Speaker 1: the chair with the chain, brand new, with the pillow
Speaker 1: that was when you jumped the shark on the free dessert,
Speaker 1: by the way, that when you when you fucking did
Speaker 1: what you did here with this chair where you maneuvered
Speaker 1: that you don't chair there, You don't know the nightmare.
Speaker 1: I ended up paying you four d and you got
Speaker 1: a god damn free chair out of it. Something like that.
Speaker 1: So I list the chair. I list the chair. The
Speaker 1: chair is a five D one, okay. So I put
Speaker 1: the chair on the Facebook page and I listed it
Speaker 1: for three sixty because it's a five chair, but there's
Speaker 1: no stand. So I get this woman. She says, I'll
Speaker 1: give you two hundred. Let's dude, let's do I pay cash.
Speaker 1: I'll be right over. He said, oh, she said that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I said I'm asking three sixty. I'm asking three six
Speaker 1: and she's telling you yes. So you shouldn't say I'm
Speaker 1: asking three sixty. You should have said the price is
Speaker 1: three sixty. So then she says, two days later, hi,
Speaker 1: is the chest still available? Now I label all of
Speaker 1: my posts it's available, and then the name of the product,
Speaker 1: because on Facebook swaps there's a button that says ask
Speaker 1: them a question, and the default is is it available?
Speaker 1: So you're wasting my time asking me if it's available?
Speaker 1: If I just told you it's available, and I have
Speaker 1: to go back, Yes, it's available. Are you interested? So
Speaker 1: she writes back, is it's still available? Yep, the name
Speaker 1: of the item is it's available. In her defense, on
Speaker 1: this the Devil's advocate here, it's still posted. It's maybe
Speaker 1: you didn't get around to un posting it. Maybe there
Speaker 1: are people out there that are negligent and not as
Speaker 1: sharp as you scare. You know, but I took the
Speaker 1: time to write. I took the time to write. If
Speaker 1: you see this, it's available. That's not the part of
Speaker 1: the story. She writes back, let's do to forty I'll
Speaker 1: bring cash. What time should come over? Send me your address,
Speaker 1: So I write back, shete cash pickup. I said nope,
Speaker 1: I said, the best I'll do if you come right
Speaker 1: now is not even no, because I'm at three sixty bucks.
Speaker 1: Is forty bucks, regardless of the fact that the chair
Speaker 1: was almost free. Okay, So this goes on for about
Speaker 1: a week. Two weeks go by, I haven't sold the chair.
Speaker 1: She writes me back. She says, let's do. Let's do
Speaker 1: to sixty give me your address. So I write her
Speaker 1: back and I said, here's what I'll do. I'll do
Speaker 1: if you come today. Okay. By the way, Um, her
Speaker 1: name is a very unique name. It's not a typical
Speaker 1: American name. So I'm gonna call her Amy for the
Speaker 1: sake of this. Oh, why don't you just give her
Speaker 1: real name outer? Nope, nope, no, I'm gonna call her Amy.
Speaker 1: So so Amy, Amy writes me and says, um, So,
Speaker 1: I said, it's two that's it. She's I, I'll be
Speaker 1: there tonight between this time and this time, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: come and pick up the chair, I said. And uh Now,
Speaker 1: every every time she sent a message, she wrote, Cash,
Speaker 1: I'll come right now, Cash, I'll come right now. So
Speaker 1: she uh So, I text her, I give her my
Speaker 1: address and I say, here's here's the address. And uh oh,
Speaker 1: I forgot something. She tells me, Um that I should
Speaker 1: sell the chair to heart for two fifty because she
Speaker 1: bought the stand for a hundred dollars. I can already
Speaker 1: tell she's not playing with a full deck. Hold on.
Speaker 1: She told me she bought the stand for now. I
Speaker 1: know for a fact, because I've tried for seven months
Speaker 1: to buy the stand separately. You can't buy the stand separately.
Speaker 1: I said, where'd you buy the stand? Oh, at a
Speaker 1: flea market. Really, you bought a stand for this specific
Speaker 1: chair for hundred dollars. She was trying to say, I
Speaker 1: should lower the price because she already paid a hundred
Speaker 1: for the state. Yeah. She's trying to make you feel
Speaker 1: for her. Okay, So I'm like, all right, the woman
Speaker 1: has to stand. The chairs a perfect fit. So I say, okay.
Speaker 1: Came she comes to the house. Yeah. Well, it was
Speaker 1: like three or three four weeks later. I wasn't selling
Speaker 1: the chair. It was sitting in my living room. I
Speaker 1: got I got this chair out of here. My wife
Speaker 1: is like, you gotta get the chair out here. So
Speaker 1: I lowered the price. She comes with a hatchback car
Speaker 1: and two little kids, and she comes to the front
Speaker 1: of my house. I bring the giant ass. It's a
Speaker 1: it's a swing chair. It looks like a spider web.
Speaker 1: It's a giant like the kind of thing you put
Speaker 1: on your porch. It's a it's like a it's like
Speaker 1: a it's like a giant egg, big egg. It's like
Speaker 1: four ft high. And I bring it down to the
Speaker 1: bottom of the steps in front of my house and
Speaker 1: she says, uh, well, she says to me, she's very
Speaker 1: very cute, very cute woman, very very cute woman. She
Speaker 1: says to me, okay, good, yeah, um, okay, will you
Speaker 1: take to sixty? I said, no, I'm not haggling with you.
Speaker 1: I told you that when when I said I gave
Speaker 1: you my address. No haggling. It's two. She's, oh, but
Speaker 1: you know I don't have a base for it. I
Speaker 1: have to buy a chain, she's I said, where do
Speaker 1: I get the chain? I said, you told me you
Speaker 1: bought a base for a hundred dollars. You don't remember that?
Speaker 1: Was that a lie? Um? No, my, I think we're
Speaker 1: gonna hang it. So she lied to me about the
Speaker 1: base to get me to drop the price. Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: she says, well, how much is the chain at home depot?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You have to buy a hook. It
Speaker 1: already has a chain on top. I said, you buy
Speaker 1: a mounting hook. They sell them like canary cages. By
Speaker 1: the way, Yeah, so she says, well, can you take
Speaker 1: ten dollars off for the price of the hook to
Speaker 1: mount it? I said, no, you knew coming to my
Speaker 1: house that you had to buy a mounting hook. I said, so, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not taking any money off the chairs as um is.
Speaker 1: She says, please, my kids are here, and you know,
Speaker 1: and the kids are playing on my lawn kids. I'm like,
Speaker 1: she's going for the sympathy, right, I said. I said,
Speaker 1: there wasn't a no, it wasn't a mistake. But she
Speaker 1: bore her kid. It wasn't an accident, she said. I said, Amy,
Speaker 1: I am not. I am not giving you this cheerful,
Speaker 1: less cold bro. I said, we already went down from
Speaker 1: three sixty. The chair is to you want the chair,
Speaker 1: It's a great deal, she was. So she says, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll venmo you. I said, where's the cash? You you
Speaker 1: you you sent me four notices, four direct messages cash.
Speaker 1: I'll come now. I don't have the cash. I'll venmo,
Speaker 1: I said, I said, you venmo me right now. I
Speaker 1: want to see it in my account, right and i'll
Speaker 1: you can have the chair. She was okay, but would
Speaker 1: you take you would you take less money? Would you
Speaker 1: take I said, no, chair, you can leave. Now, you
Speaker 1: don't take the chair. But but I'm not haggling the
Speaker 1: price anymore. What does it retail for? By the way,
Speaker 1: five fifty This chair you've got for free? Okay, I
Speaker 1: didn't get it. Well, okay, okay, but it's principal now okay.
Speaker 1: At this point, so she she, she's, She goes in, she's.
Speaker 1: She tries to assist to me, Um, oh, I'm looking
Speaker 1: in my Venmo account. Um, what's your what's your Venmo name?
Speaker 1: So I tell her she's, Oh, I I own this
Speaker 1: credit card has a two dollar max. I said, well,
Speaker 1: then you better getty cash. I said, do you have
Speaker 1: another credit card? I I don't. I don't know. I said,
Speaker 1: you just happen to have a two fifty dollar max
Speaker 1: on your credit card when you're buying a chair that
Speaker 1: you know it. I said, call your friends, call your husband.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I can't call my husband. He doesn't know
Speaker 1: what I'm paying either. I keep my business private to myself.
Speaker 1: I don't discuss it with him, and I can't tell
Speaker 1: him the price. Like she's like, you know one of
Speaker 1: those like my husband would kill me if I you know. Okay,
Speaker 1: not not literally killer. So I said, I don't know
Speaker 1: what to tell you. I said, there's a bank block
Speaker 1: away around the corner on the main street. Go to
Speaker 1: the bank, get some cash. So she was, well, let
Speaker 1: me change bank accounts. Um on venmo. I'll sign out
Speaker 1: and sign into another bank account. Okay, what have you
Speaker 1: gotta do? She goes through a car. She comes back,
Speaker 1: she's okay, I signed in. I go ahead and pay me. Okay.
Speaker 1: She pays me. I said, you'll me ten dollars. This
Speaker 1: is sickness that she has, I said. She was, oh, please, please,
Speaker 1: I I maxed out. I only have five. Really, this
Speaker 1: bank account only has two, five the number you wanted
Speaker 1: to pay me. Pay me my ten dollars. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't. I don't have any more money. I said,
Speaker 1: Then go log into your other account, the first one,
Speaker 1: and send me ten dollars. I please. I have to
Speaker 1: get the kids home, I promised. Since I get home,
Speaker 1: I said, I'm from Brooklyn. I can tell a scam
Speaker 1: when I see it. You're not gonna You're not gonna
Speaker 1: tell me when you get home. You're not gonna pay
Speaker 1: You're not gonna vent me the ten dollars. Please, I
Speaker 1: promise you. I'm a good person. Look at my kids
Speaker 1: are here. I'll send you the I have don't have
Speaker 1: any money left on my my account. I said. That's so.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't believe you. I said, but here's
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna let you go because
Speaker 1: I have work to do. I have to get back
Speaker 1: in the house. You've already ruined my evening because she
Speaker 1: was an hour late. I said, I'm gonna let you
Speaker 1: go to five, but you're gonna pay me to ten
Speaker 1: dollars or I'm gonna be on you like crazy. He said.
Speaker 1: I promise. When I get home, I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: transfer money. I'm gonna give you the time. I'm saying
Speaker 1: it to ten dollars. You're not a problem. As soon
Speaker 1: as I get home. Now I have her, I have
Speaker 1: her cell phone number, I have her full name. She
Speaker 1: goes home. An hour later. I call her and she says,
Speaker 1: I'll do it right now. Okay, very good amy nothing.
Speaker 1: I called back, no answer. I direct message her, no answer, okay, scambody. Okay.
Speaker 1: So the next the next morning, I get up to
Speaker 1: do the morning show. I google her. I find out
Speaker 1: where she works, what companies she works. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So I start texting her. In the morning. She says,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I couldn't pay you last night I was
Speaker 1: talking to my husband. I don't want him to know
Speaker 1: I didn't have time. I'll pay you today when I
Speaker 1: get home from dropping the kids off. Okay, So then
Speaker 1: I don't get paid. So all afternoon i'm i'm I'm
Speaker 1: texting or calling her nothing. So that night I'm calling her,
Speaker 1: calling it like a maniac. I'm calling her like a
Speaker 1: hundred times, no answer. I'm leaving voicemails, very polite. I'm like, listen, Amy,
Speaker 1: you know me. The ten dollars, I'm a man of
Speaker 1: my word. You better be a woman of your word.
Speaker 1: I want my ten dollars. It's it's beyond the ten
Speaker 1: dollars at this point, it's it's a matter of principle.
Speaker 1: Where she swore to me, shew okay. The next morning,
Speaker 1: at six thirty in the morning, I stopped calling her phone.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're relentless. And by the way I
Speaker 1: left out, why did you let it go? But I
Speaker 1: couldn't sleep the night before. I called her too in
Speaker 1: the morning. I'm just worth the chase. You know what,
Speaker 1: Sometimes you got to stand up for your principle. I
Speaker 1: understand it's the principal thing. Caller House, calder House at
Speaker 1: two o'clock in the morning, no answer. I said, I
Speaker 1: want my ten dollars. You're like that. You're like do
Speaker 1: you ever seen the movie Better Off Dead? Yes, you're
Speaker 1: like the kid Jim the paper boy two dollars. I
Speaker 1: want two dollars. You're the kid sucking bicycle. The Myers
Speaker 1: owed him two dollars for some reason, scary the cost
Speaker 1: of inflation. I want my ten dollars. Okay, So I texted,
Speaker 1: I text your go amy. I am never gonna stop
Speaker 1: calling you and texting you. I want my money on
Speaker 1: principle you owe me my ten dollars. So uh I
Speaker 1: Then I text her. I said, if you want, I
Speaker 1: can call you at work at blah blah blah company.
Speaker 1: So she says, how do you know where I work?
Speaker 1: I said, because you're google a bull. Your name's on Facebook.
Speaker 1: I googled it. You told me because she told me
Speaker 1: where she lives. She said, I'm driving from blah blah
Speaker 1: blah town. I know how long it's gonna take to
Speaker 1: get there. So she told me where she lives. So
Speaker 1: the third night, I call her around dinner time again,
Speaker 1: like eleven times in a row. Her husband picks up.
Speaker 1: Who is this? Said, Hi, Um, I'm trying to reach
Speaker 1: your wife. What is this about? I said, your wife
Speaker 1: owes me money for what she bought something from me.
Speaker 1: What I said, do me a favor. So you sound
Speaker 1: like a very nice man. Tell your wife that I'm
Speaker 1: on the phone and ask her if she'd like me
Speaker 1: to discuss the chair with you or would she like
Speaker 1: to get on the phone. So she gets on the phone.
Speaker 1: She says, you, I can't talk to you right now.
Speaker 1: I said, would you like me to tell your husband
Speaker 1: how what you paid for the chair? And he says
Speaker 1: him in the background, if you want the money, pay
Speaker 1: him paying the money. I don't about the phone ring anymore,
Speaker 1: So I said, ven women now while I'm on the phone,
Speaker 1: and I won't call back and tell your husband what
Speaker 1: you paid for the chair. Scary. I got paid immediately, Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I got paid immediately because she didn't want her husband
Speaker 1: mad at her about about why I was calling or
Speaker 1: to find out. And the guy got on the phone.
Speaker 1: He said, I'm really sorry, He's I'm really sorry. He said,
Speaker 1: if you want, come to your house and give it
Speaker 1: the ten dollars. I'm kind of oh, no, to my house.
Speaker 1: I'm torn because, first of all, that would have ended
Speaker 1: differently for me, because you know the kind of guy
Speaker 1: that guy I am, she probably would end up paying
Speaker 1: to sixty. You know my music you haven't played. I
Speaker 1: had my hand on the fucking my fingers on the
Speaker 1: button for the last fucking two minutes. I'm like, where
Speaker 1: where is it? Where's Brodie? Screaming? Fuck you Amy? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not on that day yet, so so I waste
Speaker 1: a lot of time tried scamming me. Okay, fuck you, Amy,
Speaker 1: don't try to haggle me seventy dollars, eighty dollars. Don't
Speaker 1: tell me you're gonna pay cash, and then when you
Speaker 1: shot up to my house you have no cash and
Speaker 1: then lie to me. By the way, I would never
Speaker 1: in a million years haven't let you go home. But
Speaker 1: you've you've batted your eyes, you were cute, you try
Speaker 1: to be nice to me, your kids, the whole thing.
Speaker 1: You're like, Oh, yeah, I knew you were trying to
Speaker 1: scam me, but I also knew I wouldn't let you
Speaker 1: get away with scamming me. So f you Aimy not
Speaker 1: your real name there it is all right. I will
Speaker 1: say this, and Brodie, I don't know how I'm torn
Speaker 1: because here because I would have again, I'll be like,
Speaker 1: you know what, it's not worth it. She's got two kids,
Speaker 1: she came this well, this way so much, she's an
Speaker 1: hourrow late, and fuck it, I'll take what I can
Speaker 1: get now cut my losses. If she was on time
Speaker 1: and now, and the fact that the I was free
Speaker 1: and you were making pure profits do no matter anything
Speaker 1: over zero? You were making money off the fucking there
Speaker 1: was principal. Listen, you know what the other side, and
Speaker 1: I'll tell you how it happened. How it happened. When
Speaker 1: I first called for the money or texted her, I
Speaker 1: was like, listen, if she's nice about it, I'm like,
Speaker 1: hell would it If she's like listen, I with things
Speaker 1: that tight whatever, they weren't tight, dude. She was driving
Speaker 1: a really nice Lexus su right. That was it wasn't okay,
Speaker 1: But and again, poor people sometimes spend money on cars.
Speaker 1: I understand that they put I even defended people with
Speaker 1: nice cars who need money a couple episodes ago. Okay,
Speaker 1: I did when we were talking about handing out food,
Speaker 1: whatever we talked about that. My point was, she ignored
Speaker 1: my text messages, she ignored my calls. She was trying
Speaker 1: to avoid it. She deliberately didn't pay me. She knew
Speaker 1: she wasn't gonna pay me. So I was like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'll just try her later. I'm sure she'll
Speaker 1: come around. And after a while you don't realize it.
Speaker 1: You get caught up in a vortex. Second time I've
Speaker 1: used vortex on the podcast. You get caught up in
Speaker 1: like you're going a downhill of misery rabbit where you
Speaker 1: where you have to win. It was about winning from
Speaker 1: that point. It became that and you don't want to
Speaker 1: feel like somebody's taking up you get and taken advantage of.
Speaker 1: No right, you don't want to feel the way, so
Speaker 1: that I'm getting very premier no no, And then she's lying.
Speaker 1: But wait, but she's hot. Oh and she has kids?
Speaker 1: Well maybe whatever, okay, but she's got kids. I mean
Speaker 1: her eyes were cute. Well, she had a mask on.
Speaker 1: Back to our conversation, the more right, she had a
Speaker 1: mask on, but the more mask on everybody's cute. But
Speaker 1: she was mascot. But I will say this. She you know,
Speaker 1: the fact that she lied and lied and lied that
Speaker 1: made me like that, I want every less penny and
Speaker 1: every crumb. So it turned into me yelling, oh hell no.
Speaker 1: But once she got to the part where it was
Speaker 1: like two eighty five and it was ten dollars and
Speaker 1: you were that close, pay me, yeah, but that is it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would have just let her go.
Speaker 1: I probably would have. You would have all right, well,
Speaker 1: that's right, we do a podcast. We're different, we're completely different.
Speaker 1: And but and you're and you're relentless too. I know
Speaker 1: by two dollars two dollars, you're right, that's exactly correct.
Speaker 1: Anybody know what with you? I know Jimmy Fallon was
Speaker 1: born there. But we're also affective because we're from Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: Boys from Brooklyn, Brooklyn Boys, Brock Brooklyn