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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name is Pete Eakins. I'm calling from the Office

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Speaker 1: of Economic Development. I was looking for the owner of Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Curly. Okay, great, I'm glad I got you

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Speaker 1: on the phone. I'm calling about a recent food inspection

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Speaker 1: at your restaurant. Oh sure, is everything okay? Uh? Well,

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Speaker 1: the report just crossed my desk and we have quite

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Speaker 1: a few things to talk about when it comes to

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Speaker 1: your food business. Oh are you see Can you give

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Speaker 1: me some more information what's going on? I definitely can

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Speaker 1: give you some more information, But I'm just going to

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Speaker 1: go ahead and let you know at the beginning of

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Speaker 1: this phone call there's going to be a lot of

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Speaker 1: fines come in your way. Fines, Yes, what many of that?

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Speaker 1: I didn't do anything wrong? Oh well, I've got a

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Speaker 1: list here of a out seventy five things that you've

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Speaker 1: done wrong. Holy crap, what seventy five things starting with

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Speaker 1: the name of your business? The name of my business? Yes.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw recent legislation in Indiana,

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Speaker 1: but tacos are now considered sandwiches, and you have a

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Speaker 1: taco stand. I should say had a taco stand. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: are you telling me I need to close my business?

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Speaker 1: I'm saying your business will be closed down unless you

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Speaker 1: change the name of it. And also all of your

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Speaker 1: menu items that are classified as tacos now need to

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Speaker 1: be called sandwiches. Otherwise we'll have to shut you down

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Speaker 1: and you will be facing fees of seventy eight thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars actually seventy eight thousand dollars and forty two cents

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Speaker 1: and all of I can't serve tacos anymore. Well, technically

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Speaker 1: you can serve what you consider a taco, but you

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Speaker 1: cannot call it a taco. Must be called a sandwich.

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Speaker 1: What I so, I need to rename everything on my menu.

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Speaker 1: My entire business needs to be I don't understand. I

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Speaker 1: don't understand what you're killing me. Okay, well I'll say it. Okay, So,

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Speaker 1: since we're having trouble understanding on just to say it

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Speaker 1: a little slower could be a comprehension thing. Okay, excuse

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Speaker 1: Indiana new law is going to do effect where tacos

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Speaker 1: are considered sandwiches. Therefore, the name of your taco shop.

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Speaker 1: You've been talking to me like a child comes aren't sandwiches.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, yes they are, So there's that. No, they're not.

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Speaker 1: They're completely different. Fad items are talking not according to

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Speaker 1: the Spirit Court of Indiana, and we're adopting that rule here.

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Speaker 1: So you have a sandwich restaurant that you're masquerading as

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Speaker 1: a taco restaurant. One of the finds is going to

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Speaker 1: be for false advertising sandwich restaurant. I've never owned a

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Speaker 1: sandwich restaurant. I don't like sandwiches. Well, I make taco.

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Speaker 1: If you're judging by the word of the law, you've

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Speaker 1: owned a sandwich restaurant for ten years now masquerading it

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Speaker 1: as a taco restaurant. Therefore, we charged fifty thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: for false advertise. It is a taco. It is a taco, right,

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Speaker 1: Taco sandwiches. You make sandwiches. You've made sandwiches for a

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Speaker 1: long time, and you've been false advertising it to your customers,

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Speaker 1: false advertising it, yes, because you serve sandwiches. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I have never served sandwiches. I don't know how to

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Speaker 1: make sandwiches. I can't do using air quotes. When I

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Speaker 1: say this, when I say this word taco, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to use air quotes because they're not actually called tacos

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Speaker 1: anymore called sandwiches. So you've been serving tacos for ten years,

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Speaker 1: but really you've been serving sandwiches for ten years. Therefore,

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Speaker 1: if you don't change the name of your business and

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Speaker 1: call all overy menu items sandwiches, you will no longer

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Speaker 1: be able to operate in our city. Oh how do

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Speaker 1: I market what I sell if it's not my customers

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Speaker 1: coming here for tacos sandwiches? No, I sell tacos sandwiches, tacos.

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Speaker 1: I sell tacos sandwiches, cocos. Hey, Carly, this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewbil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your husband. Jim set you up. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this is a joke. Oh my god. He said you

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Speaker 1: go on a taco stand for like ten years and

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Speaker 1: wanted me to mess with you. Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: couldn't believe that that was Oh my god. Is that

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Speaker 1: real in Indiana? Yes, Oh my god, wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with Jebal phone pranks.