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Speaker 1: These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show. Okay,

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Speaker 1: like we're writing in our diaries, except we stayed them Aliine.

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Speaker 1: We call them blogs. Jason Brown take it away, Thank.

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Speaker 2: You, dear blog.

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Speaker 3: So, as we talked about yesterday, Fred and I were

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Speaker 3: in Vegas last weekend for our Heart Radio music festival,

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Speaker 3: and so obviously I had to fly there shout out Southwest,

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Speaker 3: but I had really bad plane seat neighbors both ways.

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Speaker 3: So I just want to make a PSA about what

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Speaker 3: not to do when you're sitting next to somebody. Okay,

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Speaker 3: because I very much like I have accepted my fate

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Speaker 3: that I am a window seater. So I get up

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Speaker 3: against the window, cross my arms, put my earbuds in,

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Speaker 3: and I tried to literally not move, like I don't

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Speaker 3: want to touch anyone. I don't want to inconvenience anyone.

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Speaker 3: I'd basically just like, you know, freeze myself.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: So this girl sits next to me on the way there,

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Speaker 3: we're halfway through the flight. Well, first off, she sits

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Speaker 3: down and puts both elbows on like each side.

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Speaker 2: She's in the middle now of the arm rest, right,

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Speaker 2: So I.

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Speaker 1: Was just like, okay, rum, but I will say if

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Speaker 1: you're in the middle seat. I think you probably can

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Speaker 1: stay claim to both arm right.

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Speaker 2: Sure, which I'm fine because my arms are crossed.

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Speaker 3: I'm very much like I don't want to touch anyone

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Speaker 3: or anything, so but you're right, I'm very dem very mindful.

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Speaker 2: Okay, now where elbow is in my side?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: But I'm like, okay, girl, like that's fine. You know

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Speaker 3: you're in the middle seat. That sucks, I get it.

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Speaker 3: Halfway through the flight, she taps me and she's like,

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Speaker 3: I want to take a picture out the window. Can

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Speaker 3: you like move for a second. So I'm like trying

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Speaker 3: to back up in my seat as far as humanly possible,

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Speaker 3: sucking in my stomach so that she can like reach

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Speaker 3: around me to take a picture. Then she decides that

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Speaker 3: she wants to put socks on, so takes her shoes

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Speaker 3: off and puts socks on. Then when we land, takes

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Speaker 3: the socks off to put the shoes back.

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Speaker 2: On, right.

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Speaker 3: So they are on for like an hour and a

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Speaker 3: half and I was like, wow, I can't wait to

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Speaker 3: get away from.

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Speaker 2: You, right.

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Speaker 3: So then on the way back, this couple sits next

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Speaker 3: to me again and I'm like okay, cool, And so

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Speaker 3: they're watching a movie on an iPad that they're sharing.

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Speaker 3: So they each have an earbud, right, so they're sharing

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Speaker 3: what having full on conversations, reactions and like belly laughing

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Speaker 3: to the point where people are turning around and like

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Speaker 3: looking at me, like what are your parents doing?

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Speaker 2: Like that's like what it's giving.

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Speaker 3: And so I was embarrassed, Like oh, like they were

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Speaker 3: literally like like that loud on a plane. Yes, so

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Speaker 3: just a couple of PSAs. Don't do any of that

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Speaker 3: stuff when you're you know, on a plane.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, that's it. Rant over, I'm with you, I agree,

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Speaker 1: I agree.

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Speaker 3: Be quiet, yes, like don't I don't want don't talk

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Speaker 3: to me like I'm stressed out and it's just I

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Speaker 3: just want to get off, Like I don't want any

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Speaker 3: of this stuff.

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Speaker 1: Why do you want an Eyeland again?

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Speaker 3: Because I am afraid that people are gonna have to

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Speaker 3: ask me to move to go to the bathroom, and

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Speaker 3: so I don't want to like get I don't want

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Speaker 3: to like block anyone in that.

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Speaker 1: I either want to make you move to take pictures

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Speaker 1: out the windows right exactly.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, and I was on a wing, like what

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Speaker 3: have you been taking a picture of the wing of

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Speaker 3: the plane.

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Speaker 2: Like I don't even understand you.

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Speaker 3: All the time, I know, and you sit in the window. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: because I dehydrate myself. So I don't drink anything. Very

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Speaker 3: mind I'm very mindful of, very very cute, see very classy.

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Speaker 3: I don't drink anything twelve hours before a flight. Zero

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Speaker 3: liquid I.

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Speaker 1: Have these days? Is are the window shades? Like people?

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Speaker 1: For some reason, I don't want to open the window shade.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I kept close. Yes, you did the whole time. No,

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Speaker 1: it's not right. No, it's airplane. We can look out

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Speaker 1: the window, they asked you. It's already closed. It's a

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Speaker 1: claustrophobic environment as it is. We're already in a small

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Speaker 1: metal tube. Like, can we at least open the windows

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Speaker 1: so we can look outside and see what the hell's

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Speaker 1: going on? Like, wouldn't you like to know what phase

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Speaker 1: of flight we're in? If we're climbing, if we're cruising,

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Speaker 1: if the Grand Canyon you keep it dark.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to sleep, that's the people are sleeping. And

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Speaker 2: then when you open it, they're like ooh, you know, like.

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Speaker 1: As nosy as you are, you don't want to see

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Speaker 1: what's going on out there? Of the sea.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, birds or something. I like to look

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Speaker 2: out the window, and you keep it closed because you're

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Speaker 2: being mindful of everyone.

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Speaker 1: Else on the plane. Oh god, we've had that curve

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Speaker 1: the very last episode of Curve Bread. You saw it.

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Speaker 2: I didn't.

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Speaker 1: We're leaving the window. The window shades need to be

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Speaker 1: open out the window. Shehads can be closed on the

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Speaker 1: ground in the summer because they're trying to keep the

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Speaker 1: airplane cool. Like I understand that. But once the airplane

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Speaker 1: pushes off the gate and they got the ac rolling,

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Speaker 1: then we the window sheds coming up and we're looking

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Speaker 1: out the window and I don't really care. I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's what the way. They didn't want you to look

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Speaker 1: out the window that wouldn't have windows. So there. Oh,

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Speaker 1: if you ain't sitting in the window seat, it's not

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Speaker 1: your decision.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well you ask someone to open it, like

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Speaker 3: if you're not in the window seat.

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Speaker 1: Probably because it makes me nauseous to not be able

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Speaker 1: to have any reference to what's happening outside. I don't

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Speaker 1: like that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna sit there and judge you.

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Speaker 1: But oh, you're talking about you wouldn't ask someone to

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Speaker 1: open it? Yeah, No, I'm gonna just sit there like, dang,

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Speaker 1: I wonder what's going on out there?

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Speaker 2: Just yeah, I didn't. I just want to look.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can look out the window. I can say, well,

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Speaker 1: we're over Kansas now, you know. I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: can I can have some reference that we're staring on.

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Speaker 3: No idea, we're over right.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand when this became a thing. It's a

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Speaker 1: new it's a relatively new trend to keep the window

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Speaker 1: shapes closed. And like sometimes you'll be on a plane

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Speaker 1: they'll take off and like most of them are closed,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, what what are we like in a

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Speaker 1: black hole? Like what are we doing here?

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Speaker 2: Like I will agree on takeoff and landings.

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Speaker 1: You could put the window because you want to see

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Speaker 1: you're getting closer to the ground, or you want to

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Speaker 1: take a video of you taking off.

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Speaker 3: But when you're thirty five thousand being there there, what

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Speaker 3: are you going to see?

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Speaker 1: What is there to see? The sky? Right? Like, just

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Speaker 1: close your eyes then, thank you, thank you. Open the

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Speaker 1: wind when the air it's it's a miracle of flight.

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Speaker 1: Opened the door more Fredshell next right here,