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Speaker 2: Y'all don't know y'all at all, So.

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Speaker 3: Don't given the.

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Speaker 5: Steve listening to.

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Speaker 1: Show, I don't Joy.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Joy.

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Speaker 7: Show.

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Speaker 6: You gotta use that.

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Speaker 7: You love you.

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Speaker 8: You gotta turn.

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Speaker 2: To turn the mouth turn you probably got to turn

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Speaker 2: the mouth, turn out a the money.

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Speaker 3: Jo Look, come.

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Speaker 1: Come on, you think I sure will?

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Speaker 5: Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come

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Speaker 5: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 1: Got a radio show. Man, oh man, oh man. You

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Speaker 1: know what y'all.

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Speaker 5: I mean, really, the goodness of God is overwhelming if

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Speaker 5: you think about it, I mean, really really think about it,

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Speaker 5: even when your circumstance doesn't look so bright, even when

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Speaker 5: you're going through something that's causing you discomfort, pain, Even

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Speaker 5: in that God's goodness is actually overwhelming because don't forget

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Speaker 5: why you're going through this moment.

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Speaker 1: First of all, this too shall pass, but also secondly.

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Speaker 5: Remember man, ain't everything else that you've gone through that

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Speaker 5: seems so insurmountable at.

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Speaker 1: The time, didn't you get past that too? I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's amazing.

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Speaker 5: If you really think about it, you don't get stuck

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Speaker 5: people who won't let it go. That's really all it is.

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Speaker 5: There are people who exist, and you may be one

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Speaker 5: of them. Oh please know, I've been guilty of it

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Speaker 5: myself before, but I learned something. There are things in

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Speaker 5: my past that I just would not let go of.

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Speaker 5: It was done, it was over with. I was past it,

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Speaker 5: but I I would not let go of it.

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Speaker 1: It was over.

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Speaker 5: The dude that did it tell me didn't exist no more.

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Speaker 5: The problem that it created didn't exist no more. The

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Speaker 5: only problem that kept hanging on was I would not

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Speaker 5: you gonna keep looking in the past. It's an impossible thing.

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Speaker 5: It's like driving a car. If you keep looking only

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Speaker 5: crashing over and over and over and over because you

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Speaker 5: view mirror at your past. Oh woe it's me.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know they did me like that. You know

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Speaker 1: I ain't been the same since he cheated on me. Oh, man.

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Speaker 5: Every since she stole my money, I ain't been the

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Speaker 5: same man she played me, and ever since that I

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Speaker 5: done treated women differently. You may have some deeper stuff

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Speaker 5: going on, but eventually, guess what, do you understand that

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Speaker 5: when you have a relationship God with God, you can

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Speaker 1: Do you know that He can fix and heal that.

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Speaker 5: Maybe it's something serious like that that you need fixing

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Speaker 5: or healing from, a relationship with God can fix and

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Speaker 5: you don't want to know. You don't want nobody to

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Speaker 5: don't let me take that from you. If that's your position,

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Speaker 5: I'm the poster child for misery. Oh no one is

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Speaker 5: more woe than me than Please don't let Steve try

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Speaker 5: to take that from you. You go ahead and hang

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Speaker 5: You know, some people don't have money for therapy. Some

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Speaker 5: people don't even know who to call for therapy. God

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Speaker 5: it for you. There is nothing too hard for God.

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Speaker 5: You know when something seems impossible, y'all, God does the

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Speaker 1: You won't know how I know.

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Speaker 5: I just look at a couple basic things. Do you

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Speaker 5: the west. You can't do nothing about that. All you

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Speaker 5: can wish because you plant at your flowers on a

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Speaker 1: You can wish all you want.

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Speaker 5: Then maybe one day he would bring it up out

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Speaker 5: sun going down. Once the sun once you can visually

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Speaker 5: see the sun touching the horizon, you have three minutes.

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Speaker 5: You have exactly three minutes. You can sit there with

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Speaker 5: It's gone every day if it's clear enough, not cloudy.

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Speaker 5: Once the sun touches the horizon. On water, you got

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Speaker 5: three minutes. When the wind blows, you can't do nothing

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Speaker 5: that God does the impossible all the time. How those

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Speaker 5: The big dipp of the Little Dipper, Ryan the Hunter

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Speaker 5: All that's God.

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Speaker 5: Ain't nothing you can do about it. You can't reach

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Speaker 5: call it what you want to call it. Still, that's

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Speaker 5: what it is. See, He does the impossible all the time.

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Speaker 5: He created heaven and earth. You're saying that God can't

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Speaker 5: get you through your past. Somebody did just to me.

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Speaker 5: It's the worst thing I had, the worst childhood of

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Speaker 5: any God can't get you past that. He can move heaven, mountains, Earth,

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Speaker 5: fix yo little bitty past yours. It's amazing how people

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Speaker 5: make their problems bigger than God. Somebody told me one time,

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Speaker 5: telling your problems how big God is, and go on

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Speaker 5: And if it was hurtful or painful, or something you

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Speaker 5: spiritual all you've heard it, take your birdens to the Lord,

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Speaker 1: But you think that applies to everyone.

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Speaker 5: But you, come on, man, a lot of people out

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Speaker 5: there going through much worse than you have and have

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Speaker 5: overcome it all. Why won't you take the step to

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Speaker 1: But it's a trick of the enemy.

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Speaker 5: The enemy tricks you from seeing your future by having

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Speaker 1: Man, it's a trick of the devil.

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Speaker 5: If the devil just let you quit, if he would

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Speaker 5: out into your future. Your future shows hopefulness. You have

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Speaker 5: miserable past. God looking for you, man, God would love

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Speaker 5: to hear from you. Let's spend some time talking to

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Speaker 5: God today. Hey God, what's happening.

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Speaker 1: It's me. I know I ain't talk to you in

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Speaker 1: a while, but feel bad about that. But I need you.

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Speaker 7: He know that.

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Speaker 1: Everybody should say that prayer all the time. It's cool.

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Speaker 1: All right, you're listening.

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Speaker 4: Morning show.

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Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen. Prepare yourselves now how you do that?

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I can give you some suggestions.

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Speaker 5: Sit up, pay attention, tighten up, call you mom and Neil,

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Speaker 1: Act right.

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Speaker 5: All that applied to the beginning of the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 5: Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Here it is, it has begun. And to make you

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Speaker 1: feel real comfortable, I'm is Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 7: She be.

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Speaker 1: Sure to start, ben, I'm not comfortable. Good morning, Steve. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Honey is calling for real. I'm just gonna go with

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Speaker 5: Look at him that Dawn Junior, that that there be

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Speaker 1: Over here right here, sir. Yeah. The only one uncomfortable

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Speaker 1: with all this was that bushy Shirley Strawberry whatever, sir,

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Speaker 1: always trying to speak proper, Grandma Lane. That's everything. You

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Speaker 1: got to learn how to talk with this How I talk? Man?

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Speaker 1: Probably your land.

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Speaker 4: I remember.

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Speaker 9: I first heard you on the radio. You were you

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Speaker 9: were saying that's that. It may have been a few

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Speaker 9: l A. Steve, you said, don't you told the audience,

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Speaker 9: don't be calling up in here talking to me about

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this is somebody had faxed me today. You saw country. Hey,

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Speaker 5: you say your paper say because you're wasting it because

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Speaker 5: I'm not finn change. I did that one time in

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Speaker 1: About how I talk.

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Speaker 5: If that's what your facts say, We're gonna tag up

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Speaker 5: and leave it in the flow, cause you know what

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Speaker 1: Wasn't nobody really email it much? You know? I had?

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, but faxing was big. I told them you

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Speaker 5: just waited paper all y'all facts on the floor. Anybody

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Speaker 5: stall y'all gotten to me talking about you sound country

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Speaker 5: this Los Angeles. I don't know why they hide your

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Speaker 5: country as because they don't know you.

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Speaker 1: Don't nobody know you. You talk properts. Hell, don't nobody

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Speaker 1: know you?

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Speaker 6: All like you.

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Speaker 5: That's why I'm on the damn radio. I was like, okay, boy,

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Speaker 5: Shirley k me in that first day. She was just

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Speaker 5: I said, well, whatever, you know.

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Speaker 1: That's what got me my job?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I said, you know, I said, she were telling

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Speaker 5: me how to talk. I don't know what's she talking about, Steve,

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Speaker 5: Did you mean to say that?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I do, no other ways saying I.

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Speaker 9: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour. We

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Speaker 4: Morning show.

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Speaker 9: Right now, it is time for the reverend and the deacon.

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Speaker 9: They are here with church complaints.

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Speaker 1: Oh wasn't wasn't really ready for that. I don't worry

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Speaker 5: Oh don't hell my regular Decon or regular Oh motown

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Speaker 1: That's all right. And Motown has win a little little.

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Speaker 5: Sony Epic Colombia on them and really wore his ads

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Speaker 5: out the best that I can.

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Speaker 1: But we are here again calvot for church complaints.

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Speaker 9: What is it?

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Speaker 5: Ah?

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Speaker 1: I passed that. To day we have mister Vera.

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Speaker 8: Jean Gladmore is finally getting her beard cut. She has

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Speaker 8: gotten tired of the members calling her Deacon Vernon instead

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Speaker 1: I passed.

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Speaker 8: She is request in five cases of magic shave to

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Speaker 1: I was thinking more of a fund raising eff with her.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I was gonna put in a cage in the

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Speaker 5: black like or like like doing car wash. Right, have

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I can bring this up to her, but she's

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Speaker 8: really focusing on getting the magic shave on and getting

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Speaker 5: But that's will run that bar first before we spend

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Speaker 5: the money on the magic chip. You're not gonna get

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Speaker 5: a case. Well, now she needs more than a case,

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Speaker 5: pastor to get all that hair off. Well, see first

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Speaker 5: you have to shave it down or nephew, then you

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Speaker 5: use magic chick, you know, put it over the us.

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Speaker 1: That's deacon. It's not nephew, it's deacon. Okay, well, old character,

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Speaker 1: get it together, reverenced, here's something that you need to know.

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Speaker 8: Past to our sister the Conde Jenkins and brother Levonte

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Speaker 8: Rivers are scheduled to be married in three weeks. Instead

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Speaker 8: who just did.

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Speaker 1: The wraw wedding for Prince Harry and making Marca.

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Speaker 8: They want him, as well as thirty men on heart

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Speaker 8: as escort m to the reception as they ride.

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Speaker 1: In a carry. Yes.

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Speaker 5: Well, well, well look like I won't be doing the wedding.

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Speaker 5: Huh well, well, I'm just saying this. Good luck in

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Speaker 5: getting outside or help, which is wedding. You might can

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Speaker 5: get the preacher that did. Oh yeah, markle with man.

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Speaker 5: You might be able. I don't know him, but you may.

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Speaker 5: You may be a putel train. Come up with the

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Speaker 1: But I tell you what, You're not gonna have thirty

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Speaker 1: damn horses though, I bet you don't have money for that.

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Speaker 8: M All right, past the word on, Pastor, listen beyond

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Speaker 8: say just about a new thirty dogs dogs don't nobody won't.

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Speaker 8: That's not elegant, the pastor. The elegance is when the

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Speaker 8: just telling you what they wanted.

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Speaker 1: But they quit where they were. Well quit. Uh, here's

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Speaker 1: something you need to know, Pastor. The trips. The turch

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Speaker 1: robes have now been converted with the pins in them.

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Speaker 8: The choir would be singing a marathon concert to raise

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Speaker 8: money for their summer trip to Jerusalem. Members are complaining.

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Speaker 8: They're saying, this concert is going to stink. It's up

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Speaker 8: to you to fix this one. Past once again, well,

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Speaker 8: I understand the need for the quir to have a

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Speaker 8: pins side of the rope?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? They then now you did do you? Now you

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Speaker 1: step into the road.

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Speaker 8: You step into the road and you actually you stepping

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Speaker 1: Can ride right right right, kind of like a jumper. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you zip it out. Okay, Well that's gonna be interesting.

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Speaker 5: If sister Bernice needs help with her robe, a little

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Speaker 5: sister her to step down in her because Lord.

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Speaker 1: Him, yeah, loud onion on that woman, God Jesus start

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Speaker 1: off fault creator of the.

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Speaker 5: I'm not talking about the one down that out back either.

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Speaker 5: I'm talking about the original blooming you.

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Speaker 8: It'll make your crime put tears in yes, all right

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Speaker 8: past the mister Glenda Fraser will be doing how sug

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Speaker 8: Avery song and dance. He's asking that all the men

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Speaker 8: come out and making rain this Wednesday night at the

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Speaker 8: juke joint around the corner.

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Speaker 1: He said, you gave her one hundred dollars the last

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Speaker 1: time I gave you her.

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Speaker 5: One hundred dollars to stop. So she might have been

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Speaker 5: doing the shug avery day, but she looked just like sugar,

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Speaker 5: like I just learned something that was shug avery. This

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Speaker 5: over time, because I swear to God, I thought it

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Speaker 5: was shooting, not death, real basting death row sugar like

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Speaker 5: look just like it scared me to death. So that

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Speaker 5: hundred I gave her was to stop. Get down right, girl,

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Speaker 5: I got a visual just like it.

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Speaker 9: Lord Uh coming up next as the CLO our Chief

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Speaker 9: Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building.

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Speaker 1: Right after this.

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Speaker 9: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. It is time for ask

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Speaker 9: the c l O Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. Here

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Speaker 9: we go, Chucky and Teneck says, I flew to Florid

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Speaker 9: the last week and the lady next to me on

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Speaker 4: Flirted with me the whole flight.

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Speaker 9: We got a room at a hotel by the airport

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Speaker 9: and stayed overnight together. Her shirt ended up in my

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Speaker 9: bag by mistake. I didn't find it, my wife did.

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Speaker 9: I'm not a convincing liar, so I pretended to get angry.

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Speaker 1: What can I tell her? Okay, boy, let me just

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Speaker 1: chest tase you for a minute. How did you bring

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Speaker 1: ance to your house? That's what you're mad? And how

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Speaker 1: her shirt get in your bag? On? Her shirt is

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Speaker 1: a blouse, Your shirt is a shirt. Ain't no way

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Speaker 1: around tho blods. I didn't find it.

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Speaker 5: My wife found Now I'm not a convincing lie where

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Speaker 5: your ass is dead?

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Speaker 1: Help him out? What can he tell me? What did

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Speaker 1: he tell her? He got mad? What can he tell her? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: A lot of things. Best I could tell you at

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Speaker 1: this point is.

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Speaker 5: I don't know how in the hell these maids that

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Speaker 5: in this bag?

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Speaker 1: How else would it get in that? I talked to

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Speaker 1: you last night? Huh didn't I That's all you got

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Speaker 1: at this point? Food mad?

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Speaker 5: No, I'm mad because the lie got to be told immediately,

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Speaker 5: not two days later after you write up. You can't

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Speaker 5: come up with nothing. Now, boy, you got to be instant.

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Speaker 5: You got to you got to be Maxwell House. You

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Speaker 5: got to be Forger's hot water coffee and that hot

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Speaker 5: while you get in hot water, guess what you're gonna

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Speaker 5: get back? Coffee, baby, black, not long coffee. Tommy, gimme

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Speaker 5: one baby?

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Speaker 7: What uh?

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Speaker 1: Here it is?

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Speaker 8: Baby, I'm in a play. I just wanted to surprise you.

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Speaker 8: This is part of my uniform, this part of my constant.

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Speaker 1: That's what this is.

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Speaker 8: This ain't I'm in a play. It's coming out uh

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Speaker 8: next year sometime. Wen't rehearsal, that's all? Yeah, yeah, I play.

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Speaker 8: You don't even go to church.

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Speaker 1: Packing that he did in the hurry. That's how the

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Speaker 1: blouse got in there to slop it. That's why you're

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Speaker 1: mad at his pagion. You know, I'm mad because well

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Speaker 1: the package due what?

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Speaker 5: First of all, though, ye'll h him not together in

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Speaker 5: the hotel, y'all just met on a plane.

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Speaker 7: We u.

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Speaker 1: Dog, you got to do some type of background research.

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Speaker 9: So this is this is why men shouldn't cheat though,

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Speaker 9: All right, sloppy surely?

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Speaker 1: Uh just dumb? All right, here we go.

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Speaker 9: Anna in Atlanta says, we have new neighbors and my

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Speaker 9: husband and I think they're swingers. They have a lot

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Speaker 9: out room. We don't like the extra traffic in our neighborhood.

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Speaker 9: So do we have the right to ask what they're

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Speaker 9: up to?

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Speaker 4: Hell?

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Speaker 1: No, that ain't your house, that ain't your business, that

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Speaker 1: ain't your man. You ain't here wotan they have who

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Speaker 1: they wanted their house?

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Speaker 6: What's wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: Where is thy ass?

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Speaker 9: Neighborhood watching let me pass them, don't know. Forget the

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Speaker 9: extra traffic in the neighborhood and all that. Just forget

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Speaker 9: everything out.

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Speaker 1: What are they talking about? Extra tase?

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Speaker 5: Some people spend the night at their house all the time.

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Speaker 5: They can do what they want to do. They ain't

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Speaker 5: disturbing the peace. They ain't in your yard, ain't throwing

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Speaker 5: You can't go over there and talk to them people

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Speaker 5: about what what it is is? You really want to

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Speaker 5: know what they're doing. That's all that is. You can't

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Speaker 5: go over there and talk to nobody about that. I

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Speaker 5: wish you would go on over there.

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Speaker 1: All right, All right?

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Speaker 9: Moving on to Taylor in Southfield. Taylor says, I'm twenty single,

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Speaker 9: but I'm dating. My bestie is a male and he

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Speaker 9: wants us to buy a house together. I want to

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Speaker 9: buy something, but not sure if living with a man

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Speaker 9: will mess up my dating life. He's got a girlfriend

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Speaker 9: and she doesn't care.

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Speaker 1: What should I do?

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Speaker 5: All y'all stupid, everybody in this question stupid. First of all,

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Speaker 5: he want to buy something, she want to buy something.

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Speaker 5: He want to buy a house and want to buy

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Speaker 5: with her and his girlfriend?

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Speaker 1: Don't mind what it gonna make sense?

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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 5: And then you're talking about you single, but you dating

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Speaker 5: and you you want to buy something? You thinking about

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Speaker 5: it with him? But will it mess up your dating life?

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Speaker 5: You stupid? He's stupid? You stupid? His girlfriend is stupid.

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Speaker 5: What are y'all talking about?

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Speaker 4: To tell them?

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Speaker 1: Why you think they're so stupid?

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Speaker 5: You want to buy something, save your money and buy

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Speaker 5: What did you over there with him for? And why

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Speaker 5: Come boy, why don't he move in with his girlfriend friend?

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Speaker 1: Because he don't want her. He won't shoe with shoes.

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Speaker 5: Gonna sit up there and move in. He want to

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Speaker 5: buy a house together his girlfriend. Don't mind his girlfriend,

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Speaker 5: don't mind? Who is this stupid?

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Speaker 1: Health?

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Speaker 5: There's some there's some ignorant mass right here. You know,

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Speaker 5: the new way of doing things? I think so, you know,

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Speaker 5: young people, this is one of the greatest generations we've

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Speaker 5: had in a long time. I really respect their abilities

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Speaker 5: and skill sets and ditch and different way of accomplishing

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Speaker 5: some things. But it's some stuff that's old fashioned. Man

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Speaker 5: ain't finna go out of style. And love is one

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Speaker 5: of them.

446
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Speaker 1: Love.

447
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 5: Ain't finna ever go out of style and want to

448
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 5: be somebody somebody. Ain't finna go out of style. Y'all

449
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 5: keep trying these new fangle ass ways in these relationships.

450
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 5: That's why I'm so jacked up now. Gonna send up

451
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 5: here buy a house with your friend who's got another girlfriend,

452
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 5: and she don't mind if y'all get a house together.

453
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 1: But he want to buy the house with you, but

454
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 1: you want to be singing with you. He's a best

455
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 1: he's her bestie. No Besty wants to sleep with you.

456
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:37,120
Speaker 1: Break it all the way down. I really understand. Yeah

457
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 1: there is yeah bad idea, Taylor.

458
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,919
Speaker 10: All right, thank you, Clo, you're listening.

459
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 4: Morning show.

460
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 9: I gotta ask the guys, what was the best summer

461
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 9: job you ever had? And what job would you not

462
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 9: do again, no matter how much it paid?

463
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 6: Steve?

464
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 5: What job would I not do again, no matter how

465
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 5: you're paid? That foundry at for a motor.

466
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: Come, Oh, you you wouldn't do that.

467
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 5: I wouldn't do that, and I would not do no

468
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 5: the worst that you know, the Foundry, I didn't like it,

469
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 5: the assimilar line at Ford.

470
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:16,479
Speaker 7: Man.

471
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 5: I have some cool people I work with that wasn't bad.

472
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 5: Going to work wasn't what I was meant to do.

473
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 5: But uh, the linking electric is the worst job I've

474
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 5: ever had.

475
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,879
Speaker 1: I hate it. What did you do there? What did

476
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 1: you do that?

477
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 5: I wrap coil wire? You It's really it's tough. You

478
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 5: know what dies are.

479
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 1: Dies are these.

480
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 5: Small round things that you pull wire through, and every

481
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 5: die gets smaller. So the wire goes through and compresses

482
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 5: and shaves down and gets thinner and thinner. So let's

483
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 5: say the wire starts like a microphone cord, okay, and

484
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 5: what you're trying to get it down to is a

485
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 5: chord wire that goes in side of inside of speaker whire.

486
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: It is really yeah, So you put that through.

487
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 5: The die and it goes through this machine at a

488
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 5: high speed, and every diet goes through every six eight

489
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 5: feet gets small and smaller, and it wraps up into

490
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 5: a big coil.

491
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: And then you got to box it up and put

492
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: it on the pallet.

493
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,719
Speaker 5: Now to break even, your dad had to make two

494
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 5: hundred and thirty eight boxes a day.

495
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 1: Wow, it'd be some days. I finished. I got eighty

496
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: thirty short.

497
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 6: Ugly, I mean, you.

498
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 5: Know, but now you're gonna get a guarantee, but to

499
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 5: get the bonus you had to make extra and at

500
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 5: the end of the year, guys was getting fifty thousand

501
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 5: dollars bonuses.

502
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 1: Sixty five thousand dollars bonus. What you get? I ain't

503
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: never get a bonus. Oh you didn't even get a

504
00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 1: bonus period? Why was it? Why was you so low

505
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 1: with yours? I hate it? Thank you, Tommy. You just

506
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: hated man.

507
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 5: I didn't like doing the mechanical work to keep the

508
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 5: line running because you had to change ther dies all

509
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 5: the time, because the respect to come by and tell

510
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 5: you that your wire has a score in it, which

511
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 5: means a little scratch.

512
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: That means one of the dies is wore out and

513
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: you don't catch it.

514
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 5: And then the inspector come by and x out all

515
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 5: your boxes in the box with the scores and it

516
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 5: got to go. So you lose fifteen fifteen boxes went

517
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 5: up inspected. Come it was I hate it.

518
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: Wow, you're depressed telling us about it? So at that?

519
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: What how old were you then?

520
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 11: Oh?

521
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: Twenty three? So that was one of your first full

522
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 1: time jobs. Right after did you quit? Did you quit

523
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 1: or they fired?

524
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 7: Yeah?

525
00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: I quit? I made story.

526
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 10: Say what is happening.

527
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: You're not doing any business.

528
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 5: Came through the small business, opened up, carp clean and

529
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 5: coming down. I didn't have no loan. I just wanted

530
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 5: to walk out with dignity. Look, hall, man, we're gonna

531
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 5: miss you. Man.

532
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 1: You a good dude. Man, he was funny.

533
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 7: Man.

534
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 1: You kept us live in here. Man with that, Why

535
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: I have been whooping your behind that.

536
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 5: Sad I was dying. Tell me I was dying, man.

537
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 5: Word midnight shipt from midnight to eight in the morning.

538
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 5: I would be so so coming home I drive by

539
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 5: my exit. Wow, that's how sleepy I would be. I

540
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,479
Speaker 5: missed my exit at least five times.

541
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 9: Okay, so let's switch it and ask you what was

542
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 9: the best summer job you had, because that depressed us.

543
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 5: All.

544
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: I got a job at a swimming pool as a

545
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 1: lifeguard and can't swim. That's the best job in college.

546
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 5: I got a job at the shimming pool of watching

547
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 5: girls as a lifeguard and couldn't swim.

548
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: So that you had just hoping when nobody.

549
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 8: Get into Did anybody ever get in a in a

550
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 8: drastic situation?

551
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 9: No?

552
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 1: Thank god? Oh you got lucky, man.

553
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 5: I had all the life ramps and stuff over there,

554
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 5: I have so much stuff in that pool. I was

555
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 5: throwing furniture in the pool. I had so much furniture

556
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 5: in the pool that one dude got in trouble and

557
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 5: I threw so much stuff in the pool he could

558
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 5: walk out.

559
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: He just threw a style foam cool out. I had

560
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 1: so much pool more furniture that he could walk out.

561
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 10: So they didn't test you or anything to see if

562
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 10: you could swim.

563
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: They just hired you on the spot. That's crazy.

564
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 5: Well, what happened was my name was Steve Harvey. Yes,

565
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 5: of course, it was a white guy at the school

566
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 5: named Steve Darby. Okay, he didn't come to work, so

567
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 5: I went, oh and I'm He said, are you Steve Arby?

568
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: I went yeah, no problem.

569
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 5: He said, were you go handing me that little red thing?

570
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 5: He said, where's your shorts? Okay, so I told him

571
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 5: I have him tomorrow. I just bought my pants that

572
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 5: I rolled him up and sat up on this chair,

573
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 5: not a lifeguard things with the lady told him my

574
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 5: name is Steve Harvey. I got paid man about six weeks.

575
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: What so Steve Darby never came back, No white guy.

576
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 5: I have no idea what happened to this to he

577
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 5: ain't show up, Steve Harvey went on in there and

578
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 5: got the lifegu opposite, anybody had a drown in their pool,

579
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 5: they'd have been dead. Well god, I can't say nobody

580
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 5: it wasn't about to jump in that deep and in

581
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 5: tuble in this five foot.

582
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 8: And we know this just when the margin trying to

583
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 8: get in the water in Hawaii. You remember that he almost.

584
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 1: Yes he did, Yes, he did. And you did you

585
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: ever learn to swim?

586
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 6: Steve?

587
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? I know how to swim a little bit?

588
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 7: You know.

589
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 6: I know how.

590
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: You got ca I have I have get back, get

591
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:18,359
Speaker 1: back whatever I fell off of I can swim good,

592
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: get out. He gotta get out now that swim cross down.

593
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 1: That ain't gonna hap.

594
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 9: I'm so glad you found your purpose. I'm so glad

595
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 9: you found your purpose.

596
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 1: I had some money.

597
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 8: Man.

598
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 1: You're listening.

599
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 4: Morning show?

600
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,800
Speaker 9: All right, guys, it is time for a round of

601
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 9: would you rather? Would you rather eat Chicago hot dogs

602
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,919
Speaker 9: or Chicago deep dish pizza for a week?

603
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 1: Hot dog for me? I mean, I love, I love,

604
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 1: I love both of them, But that damn going pizza.

605
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 6: Man.

606
00:34:56,160 --> 00:35:00,440
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna have to go on a deep body

607
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: full cleans. Yeah, you're on that now, right after Memorial

608
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: Day weekend, right, Yeah, I'm on the cleans.

609
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 5: But no, when I eat that a week of deep dish,

610
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to start with

611
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 5: an extreme animal.

612
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:17,479
Speaker 7: Good.

613
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 1: You made you point, Okay, I'm talking about damn, gonna

614
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 1: have to get the water hole. Damn here absolutely with

615
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 1: the naws alone it.

616
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 5: Why can squeeze that handle and get forced. I might

617
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 5: have to use a pressure washing.

618
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 1: Not a pressure washer.

619
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 5: I'm about half water hair water coming out of my nose.

620
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 5: I damn there drowned.

621
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: That's a crazy visual. All right? Would you rather we're

622
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,240
Speaker 1: moving on because you're crazy?

623
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 9: Would you rather have sex in a helicopter b or

624
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,280
Speaker 9: that's in a space shuttle.

625
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,240
Speaker 1: I can't get in this space shoveling waits. You're just floating.

626
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: You can float and do it.

627
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's cool because I'm not going to make me.

628
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 5: That's too far not to be able to get back.

629
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 5: But I ain't gonna be able to do it in

630
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 5: the helicopter. There's no way I can do it in

631
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 5: the helicopter.

632
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:23,720
Speaker 1: I can't. No, I got nothing to do with the size.

633
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 5: I can't look out this window, see the damn ground

634
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 5: like this, and expect to perform.

635
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: That can't happen. You're all the way out of the

636
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:33,720
Speaker 1: mood after.

637
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 6: You see that.

638
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, there's nothing in me that's

639
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: gonna be excited. Once I know I'm in the air

640
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 1: and I can hear that blade.

641
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 8: Uh huh, I'm going. I'm going with the space booty

642
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 8: space booty wave.

643
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: You're not taking my ass up your space. And then

644
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: it's something happened I can't get back. We ain't finna

645
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: do that gravity. I'm going to get in this helicopter

646
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: and just had wan going, Oh he wasn't about nothing

647
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 1: to talk about you your show?

648
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 9: Would you rather have long toenails or short baby teeth?

649
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 9: Which one little baby teeth or long toning?

650
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 5: No, hell no, I'm gonna get them long ass toenails.

651
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 5: What I can't do is open up my mouth and

652
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,760
Speaker 5: all of a sudden my teeth look like corn.

653
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the man, my big old gog.

654
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: I got these big ass hips.

655
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 5: Open them on my little big ass teeth in there. Man,

656
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 5: you I gotta have teeth to get around these lips, all.

657
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: Right, All right? Thank you.

658
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 9: That's today's round of would you rather you're listening Hard

659
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 9: Morning Show? Well, Stephen Tommy, you two are like the

660
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 9: grilling experts on the show, the barbecue experts on the show.

661
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 10: So I wanted to know if you guys had any

662
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,320
Speaker 10: tips us hips for grilling.

663
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: For grilling, let me go, let me go first, he's

664
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: been cooking on that helm. Let me go.

665
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 8: This is what bothers me about people grilling. Quit putting

666
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 8: all that light of.

667
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 1: Fluid on your charcoal all your woods. That just drives

668
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 1: me crazy. Do you realize your meat smells just like

669
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,240
Speaker 1: that light of fluid.

670
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 8: It tastes like that. Come on, man, get you some wood.

671
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 8: They got some natural wood starters that you can put

672
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 8: in there and light those up. And now your wood

673
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 8: or your charcoal, whichever one you using, doesn't taste like

674
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 8: a smell like all this gas light of fluid you

675
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:41,800
Speaker 8: can put on that.

676
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: That's that's one of my tips right there. That's a

677
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:44,839
Speaker 1: pet peeble man eat.

678
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 5: So let me just piggyback off that and say to

679
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 5: start your fire. They sell, they'd sell. What time he's

680
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:58,720
Speaker 5: talking about is fire starters, wood starters whereber little white

681
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 5: chunks they got match sticks that burn naturally that you

682
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 5: can put on it. But they have these things that

683
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 5: look like coffee cans. They look like a big giant

684
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 5: coffee mug. You put your charcoal in it and light

685
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 5: it from the bottom right, and that can get your

686
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 5: charcoal started a little bit more even for you. You

687
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 5: don't pour the charcoal in the basin of your thing.

688
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 5: You pour the charcoal in this like big round pot

689
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 5: and it started like that. Yes, it's gotta handle on it.

690
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 5: Then you just pour it in there and they'll burn.

691
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 5: Even this is little stuff you can learn. I have

692
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:36,879
Speaker 5: another tip.

693
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 1: When it's my tip.

694
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 8: Okay, here's another people that people that are you know, amateurs,

695
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 8: are grilling. They throw their chicken on and then you think,

696
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,439
Speaker 8: twenty minutes later your chicken is done.

697
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 1: Your chicken ain't done? Okay, surely good and it's a sport.

698
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: And why are you while we talking about cooking? Why

699
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,359
Speaker 1: up trying to stay awake? Why it takes so long?

700
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: We'll learn how to cook. Would be awake? Hell, the

701
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: people come over your house and not leave so much.

702
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:18,959
Speaker 1: If you can cook, you have bring something. So listen.

703
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 8: While you're cooking your chicken, keep flipping it and don't

704
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 8: be afraid the slice a piece and see what. Yeah,

705
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 8: if you see a little light red water, you need

706
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 8: to cook a little long. That means it's still some

707
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 8: blood in that. Keep cooking your chicken, keep flipping it,

708
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 8: and keep cooking. That's all I'm asking.

709
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 5: Look, man, grilling ain't no thing where you can leave

710
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 5: your meat for ten minutes and walk off somewhere.

711
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 1: That ain't There's some people going in the house for

712
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: thirty minutes.

713
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 8: What did you know?

714
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 5: You can't do that when you grilling. Grilling is a sport,

715
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 5: it's an activity. You got to move that chicken to

716
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 5: the front, to the back. Go ahead, okay, okay, let's

717
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 5: go back real yeah, go ahead that one.

718
00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 1: Jay, Okay.

719
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 12: I know nothing about grilling.

720
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: I think what you guys are saying is great.

721
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 12: If you add a barbecue, please bring good ass plates.

722
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 1: Okay.

723
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 12: If the sign says cheap plates. If it says cheap plates,

724
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 12: damn it, don't bring them. Okay, it says cheap plates,

725
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,280
Speaker 12: right there, bring good ass plates.

726
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 4: All right?

727
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 8: All right, here's one quick. When I give it back

728
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 8: on the steak. When you when you he said your charcoals,

729
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 8: are you eaving them out?

730
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 7: You know?

731
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: When you get it, when you get it going. But

732
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: some of us like to have a real hot side

733
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,720
Speaker 1: and then a warm side while you cook it. You understand.

734
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 8: But you may have more wood or more charcoals on

735
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 8: one side and then on another side you got you

736
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 8: still got wooden charcoals, but it's not as heavy as

737
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 8: the other side.

738
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: That's just one of my tips.

739
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:50,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, my tip is I have the backside of my grill.

740
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 5: I put no charcoal back there. On the backside, I.

741
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:59,919
Speaker 1: Put none so you could move some meat off that heat.

742
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,800
Speaker 5: If it's cooking. Two fangs, the cooler those are. You

743
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,320
Speaker 5: gotta have what Tim is talking about, a cool spot

744
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 5: on the grill. I put no charcoal on the back.

745
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 5: On the back and forth of the grill, I put

746
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 5: no chocolate.

747
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: This was so exciting. And you can set the money on.

748
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: You can set the meat on top of each.

749
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:21,240
Speaker 5: Piece if you have to to keep it off the stacket.

750
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 5: And Shirley, don't rush us with your learn picking nad.

751
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 5: There's people who care about this.

752
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: This is fast for a plate. Though. Yes, ain't nobody

753
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 1: coming to your house eating no damn crock pod on

754
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 1: my morning. We gotta go.

755
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 9: Coming up next to nephew with today's prank phone right

756
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:46,320
Speaker 9: after this, you're listening morning show coming up at the

757
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 9: top of the hour, about four minutes after. It's my

758
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 9: strawberry letter for today. The subject he left the restaurant

759
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:56,360
Speaker 9: with his wife. Okay, we'll get into that in just

760
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 9: a bit, because right now it is time for the

761
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 9: nephew and today it spring phone call.

762
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 1: Nephew. What you got? Well, we're gonna have to get

763
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: naked this morning. It's right here.

764
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 8: What's what's wrong, y'all? Don't do nobody want to do this?

765
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 8: Naked naked yoga? Call it naked yo? Yeah, I mean

766
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 8: you sweating anyway? Why being there in your clothes naked.

767
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 1: Yoga called yoga pants?

768
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,839
Speaker 8: But why if you're sweating all of that out? Why

769
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 8: why is he weighing all it? Naked yoga? Let's go

770
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 8: cat dog?

771
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Is it Gordon?

772
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 11: Right, it's Gordon.

773
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 7: How you doing this?

774
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 1: Gordon? Listen?

775
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 11: My name is Let me let me turn down the

776
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 11: TVD you call him buy the apartment?

777
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, I was trying to see about maybe coming

778
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 7: over to take a look at it or seeing if

779
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 7: it's still available. Man, I got a newspaper, but I

780
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 7: didn't know if it's still available or what.

781
00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,399
Speaker 11: No, no, no, still for rent.

782
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 7: Let me be straight with you.

783
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:07,439
Speaker 11: You know, no pets and no no smoking of any kind.

784
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 7: No, no, I understand. Okay, from understanding, the listening here

785
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 7: is like eight fifty dollars a month.

786
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 11: Right, if you got a parking spot, your private bathroom

787
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 11: with a shower and a fifty I'm gonna need first

788
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 11: last month and really, what's your name?

789
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 7: My name is Donel don okay sright, so yeah.

790
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 11: First last month and social Security number. I can do

791
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 11: a background check.

792
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 7: All right, all right, okay, Now let me ask you this.

793
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 7: You guys got like a back backyard area. I teach

794
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 7: classes in the mornings, and I want to know if

795
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 7: you have that that that's pretty much we'll kind of

796
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:44,879
Speaker 7: lock me in if you got a If you guys

797
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 7: got a backyard I can use.

798
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 11: We got a backyard, What do you teach?

799
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 7: I teach yoga. I think yoga in the morning from

800
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 7: from six to eight. Hopefully that won't be a problem.

801
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,399
Speaker 11: You make you make money doing yoga?

802
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 7: Yes, sir, I definitely do. I make enough, definitely to

803
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 7: cover the red that's for sure.

804
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 11: Dad, shouldn't be a problem. I know, I know a

805
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:01,399
Speaker 11: little bit about yoga.

806
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 7: That's that.

807
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 11: I mean, really, if y'all you know you're not making

808
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 11: no noise that yoga, that's not a problem.

809
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 7: A good deal. Well, how quick can I actually get

810
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 7: moved in? Man? I'm trying to get settled. I just

811
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,479
Speaker 7: moved in from the from the East coast. I jumped

812
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,320
Speaker 7: on my yoga pretty quick and it got quite a

813
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 7: bit of clientele built up, and you know, I'm just

814
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 7: just ready to get started, get moved in man, something

815
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 7: that I can actually call home, you know.

816
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, well you know we're looking to rent rented

817
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 3: out pretty quick, you know, because we want to try

818
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 3: and get it filled as soon as possible.

819
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 7: Because you said, well are you are you? You got

820
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 7: a roommate your you're.

821
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 11: It would be me and my wife and uh we

822
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 11: just a three bedroom home. You would have the room

823
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 11: in the back with the bathroom and uh yeah, like

824
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 11: ay fifty do a credit check right, you know, we

825
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 11: mean I can do the background check and.

826
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 7: Uh now what what what what? What?

827
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 9: What?

828
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 7: What? What do you necessarily need to do that for?

829
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 11: Well, you got to know who you're into, and then

830
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 11: you want to know what the credit they got, so

831
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 11: if they can afford the rent or not. You know,

832
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 11: I got I got real good credit. Man, My credit

833
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 11: is fine. I'm actually in the eight hundreds on my

834
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 11: credit scores. Damn all right, when you get here, will

835
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,799
Speaker 11: how you feel that application? But you know, if if

836
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 11: you're ready to get it cracking, I can do. I

837
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,879
Speaker 11: can do a background checking you right now. Just give

838
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 11: me a security number.

839
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 7: Okay, but let me let me go ahead, just do this,

840
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 7: man on that background check, because you know what I

841
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 7: want to say about that is this there might be

842
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 7: something on there about like when I was on the

843
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 7: East Coast. You know, I was actually teaching, uh, naked yoga.

844
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:23,439
Speaker 11: You know what I mean, naked yoga.

845
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,879
Speaker 7: Uh you know you might see something on there about

846
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:29,839
Speaker 7: me being a niphole naked yoga. You won't say that's

847
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 7: what That's the kind of yoga I was teaching on

848
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 7: the East Coast, was naked yoga, you know what I'm saying.

849
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 3: And everybody might teaching naked yoga here.

850
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 7: But but said, it's in the backyard, it's closed in

851
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 7: you know, in.

852
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,879
Speaker 3: The backyard, and you what what what other glitch you got?

853
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 3: You said, there's some glitches, Michael, Well, what is the

854
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 3: glitch you got? Well you might see that I'm a

855
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 3: nepho mania. But see but see I didn't took some

856
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 3: I took class. I done took counseling for that though. No,

857
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,359
Speaker 3: what do you need to take some counseling over somewhere else?

858
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,959
Speaker 3: You ain't taking no counseling and doing no naked yoga

859
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 3: in my backyard.

860
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 7: Not But man, all that's behind me, now, that's on

861
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 7: the east coast. Man, that that that's all behind me.

862
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 7: Now I need put that thing down.

863
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 3: Man, I don't care if it's behind you, in front

864
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 3: of you, on the side. You're doing near yoga in

865
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 3: my backyard. That thing's happening, man, matter of fact.

866
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 7: Man, hey man, listen, rats, when I got all your

867
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 7: lists that qualify to move in there, and now you're

868
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 7: gonna sit here and tell me I can't.

869
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 3: Talking about you doing some necker yoga in my backyard

870
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 3: with no twenty thirty people. Now my wife being on. Man,

871
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 3: you look, you bring your wife.

872
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 7: You know what.

873
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:26,399
Speaker 3: It's all good back man, Just scratch that one off

874
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 3: your list and just move on to the next one,

875
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 3: because it ain't no neked yoga going down back here

876
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 3: with no maniacs. I don't know what else y'all might

877
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 3: be doing. I don't know what, I don't know who

878
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 3: does next?

879
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 7: Yo, we always it's just it's just it's just a

880
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:41,800
Speaker 7: serene moment. Man, where you find yourself. That's all this

881
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 7: really is about.

882
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 3: Where you better find yourself somewhere.

883
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 7: No, that's what I know.

884
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 3: You ain't doing no next yoga in my backyard. I'm

885
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 3: surprised you even called somebody with that.

886
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 7: Hey, man, I'm gonna come over that to this address

887
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 7: and start looking at this place because I want to

888
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 7: set up shop right here.

889
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:57,919
Speaker 3: In my backyard. Now, don't even know you talking about

890
00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 3: you've got some litches in your past. You're gonna have

891
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:00,320
Speaker 3: a it in you?

892
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 7: How do you know that this isn't something that your

893
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 7: wife might really want to get into?

894
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 3: But my what don't even mention my wife's name? Man,

895
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 3: he don't know me. I don't know you know my wife?

896
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,839
Speaker 3: Take up your list. You come out here, you're gonna

897
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 3: have another glitch.

898
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:11,439
Speaker 7: I'm coming.

899
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 3: I know where Darnell.

900
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 7: You just have room, and you come show it to me.

901
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,399
Speaker 3: Ain't showing you? You come come out here, I'm gonna

902
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 3: show you something else my fact that I am.

903
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 7: Am recovered nimphore maniac. I'm recovered, gonna.

904
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 3: Have recovered nippo mane. You're about to get your well

905
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:29,320
Speaker 3: buy a maniac. I'm the maniac. Please believe, Darnell.

906
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 7: We're gonna come over that right in there over here.

907
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 7: When that come over there now, man, so we can

908
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 7: say to this.

909
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 3: I ain't having that.

910
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 7: Do not man, listen, he come over there.

911
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 3: Please can just matter act man, look this. You can

912
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 3: do whatever you want somewhere else, but this right here,

913
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 3: that takes the place for you. I'm gonna tell you

914
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:45,880
Speaker 3: that right now, Darnell.

915
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 7: To your wife, your wife, you don't want to talk.

916
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 3: About this ain't the place for you. Go somewhere.

917
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 7: Take that rid of your wife. Please get me out

918
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 7: your wife.

919
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 3: Do not even trying me, Darnell.

920
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:57,919
Speaker 7: Do not to your wife.

921
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 3: I'm not aiming that kind of dude. Remember you about

922
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 3: to in this out of me. Do not bring this

923
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 3: over here, Darnell. So so it's hard your wife, man, white,

924
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 3: this white here is over for real. You're gonna come

925
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 3: out here and catch a case.

926
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 7: Okay? Can I can I say one more thing?

927
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 3: And you man, I can't say Darnell because this conversation

928
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 3: is over. Man, Okay, how about that?

929
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 7: Hey, man, can I say one more thing?

930
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 9: Man?

931
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 1: What you got to say?

932
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:23,280
Speaker 7: Man? What this is? Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby

933
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 7: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your brother.

934
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 3: Oh, out of here, man, this nephew Tommy. Who who

935
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 3: told you to do this to me?

936
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 7: Man? Your brother, my brother.

937
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 3: Oh I'm gonna get this. Oh my god. Man, my

938
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:42,479
Speaker 3: heart is all beating off fast.

939
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:42,719
Speaker 7: Man.

940
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 11: Get out of here.

941
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 8: Man. Man.

942
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 11: Oh all right, Man, Man.

943
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 3: I was gonna whoop your butt naked if you came

944
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 3: around here.

945
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 7: Man. You just don't know.

946
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 8: Man.

947
00:49:56,600 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 3: I'm so glad this is jo you have no I

948
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 3: I'm so glad it's a joke.

949
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 8: Man. I'm ready for some prank pray. He's up in here,

950
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:11,439
Speaker 8: this small come. I'm ready for some prank pray.

951
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. Did I do it?

952
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 7: Yeah?

953
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you all.

954
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 8: The Nephew is coming to Town Dallas, Dallas Fort Worth,

955
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 8: Texas Nephew Tommy's House Party Comedy Jam Live with special

956
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 8: guests Tony robertson the Building, Dominique in the Building, and

957
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 8: the Nephew himself will be the Saturday, June fifteenth at

958
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 8: the Majestic Field.

959
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 1: That is Father's Day weekend.

960
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 8: So bring your father, bring your husband, bring your boys,

961
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,479
Speaker 8: bring your well you're old, the boys. Because it's gonna

962
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 8: be it's gonna be that kind of part. It's gonna

963
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 8: be a grown and sexy type of party. Will come

964
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 8: on out and hang out with the nephew, and it's

965
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 8: gonna be real. Not the last time I was in Dallas.

966
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 1: You know what happened.

967
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 8: On the show hosting and you know what, you know,

968
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 8: you get ten minutes of me here and man, that's head.

969
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 8: But this time you get all one hundred and forty two.

970
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 1: Now that was New York. New York ain't doing that

971
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: no more either. I don't know he's been on it.

972
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: I ain't doing that explosions.

973
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 5: He's been on comedy Explosures, comedy Extravagalzas, comedy.

974
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:26,280
Speaker 1: Gales, comedy spectaclears.

975
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 5: Now for the comedy, it's super character, fragilistic Tommy Frids,

976
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 5: all funny.

977
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:38,760
Speaker 1: But it is the difference.

978
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,800
Speaker 8: This time you get to get Tommy for real. This

979
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,840
Speaker 8: is not all these thirty forty people. That is not

980
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 8: what's that long night? Yeah, you tom Me and you

981
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 8: can't count the people that so Dallas, get your tickets.

982
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 8: Tickets are going well. So I'm looking for a soul

983
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 8: I show man at the Majestic Jum fifteen Father's Day Weekend.

984
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,399
Speaker 1: Get your tickets, they don't sail. Right now. You're gonna

985
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 1: get old who lot of time if it's so, if

986
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: you get on this show, we can't even name it.

987
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 4: No, you're listening Hardy Morning Show.

988
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: All right.

989
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 9: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you

990
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 9: need advice on sex, on work, on dating, on parenting, relationships,

991
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 9: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM

992
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 9: dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be

993
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 9: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're

994
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 9: going to read this one right here. Hear that right now,

995
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:34,840
Speaker 9: It could be yours. You never know, You never know

996
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 9: these letters.

997
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 13: All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the Strawberry

998
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 13: Letter with my good friend Shirley Strawberry.

999
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 9: All right, thank you, Junior in for Tommy subject he

1000
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:50,240
Speaker 9: left the restaurant with his wife. Okay, Dear Stephen, Shirley,

1001
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 9: I was dating mister Wright for almost one year and

1002
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 9: we got a condo together and looked at rings together.

1003
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 9: He's a physician and his practice is about an hour

1004
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 9: from where our condo is.

1005
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 1: We dated publicly, and I met all his friends and

1006
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: his sister.

1007
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,320
Speaker 9: He never gave me any reason to suspect that he

1008
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 9: was married. He is an avid golfer in his spare time,

1009
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 9: and he usually stays at the resort where he golfs

1010
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:19,320
Speaker 9: on the weekend. Again, I had no idea that he

1011
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 9: was married, since he spends most nights with me and

1012
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 9: a few nights in the city where his medical practice is.

1013
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 9: Two weeks ago, he decided we'd go to the wharf

1014
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 9: and have a nice dinner with another couple. I got

1015
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 9: excited because I thought he might be ready to propose.

1016
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:38,360
Speaker 9: We'd never been to this restaurant before, but when we

1017
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 9: got there, all the waiters and staff there greeted him

1018
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:45,439
Speaker 9: and called him by name. We sat in a private room,

1019
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 9: and my stomach was in nuts the whole time, because

1020
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 9: I thought tonight was the night. As we got to

1021
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 9: dessert and had had a few cocktails, the door opened

1022
00:53:56,760 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 9: and a woman walked in wearing sweats and a bonnet.

1023
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 9: She said thanks to the waiter, and she walked toward us.

1024
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 9: She came to our table and asked my man to

1025
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 9: get up and come with her. My man smiled at

1026
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,320
Speaker 9: me and squeezed my hand under the table. Before he

1027
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 9: got up, he asked the other guy to handle the

1028
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:22,320
Speaker 9: check and make sure I got home safely. I jumped

1029
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:26,360
Speaker 9: up and asked what was going on. The woman advised

1030
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,880
Speaker 9: me to sit back down and enjoy the.

1031
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:33,359
Speaker 1: Rest of my evening. My man didn't even look my way.

1032
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 9: I sat down, and the woman at the table told

1033
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:39,320
Speaker 9: me that that was Jim's wife. Well, Jim and I

1034
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 9: have created a life together and he hasn't reached out

1035
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 9: to me in almost two weeks.

1036
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 1: What do I do now?

1037
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 9: Okay, I think you already know the answer to this.

1038
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:54,239
Speaker 9: You don't have many choices here, you really don't. But

1039
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 9: the one thing you have to do is pick up

1040
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 9: the pieces and try to get your life back on track.

1041
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 9: You got to move on, You have to. I mean,

1042
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:06,400
Speaker 9: this man is married, plain and simple. His friends know it, obviously,

1043
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 9: the waiters at the restaurant knows it.

1044
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 1: He knows it.

1045
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 4: He just didn't tell you.

1046
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 1: You were the only one in the dark, and for

1047
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: almost a year he was able to keep this going.

1048
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 1: How did you guys get a condo together without you

1049
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 1: knowing this.

1050
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 9: You looked at rings. He didn't buy your ring, but

1051
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 9: you looked at rings together. You know, obviously he has money.

1052
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 9: He's a doctor. So what he's doing is staying with you.

1053
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 9: And you know some of those nights when he stays

1054
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 9: with you, but the other nights he's with his wife.

1055
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:37,240
Speaker 1: Obviously.

1056
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 9: I guess they're still together, because she certainly thought they did.

1057
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 9: They were all the waiters knew her as well.

1058
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 1: So what do you do now?

1059
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:48,319
Speaker 9: Like I said, pick up those pieces, start to move

1060
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,399
Speaker 9: on with your life. This man has not reached out

1061
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 9: to you in almost two weeks. The last thing you

1062
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 9: heard from him is when he squeezed your hand under

1063
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 9: the table and told his friend to make sure you

1064
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 9: got home safely. Well, his friend did that. It's no

1065
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 9: use in trying to chase after this guy, It really isn't.

1066
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 9: He's got a wife.

1067
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 1: You don't need.

1068
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:10,840
Speaker 9: All that you need to figure out about the situation

1069
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 9: with this condo is his name on it, is your

1070
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:15,399
Speaker 9: name on it? Can you stay there? Can you sell

1071
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 9: it and get something else? That's what you need to

1072
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 9: be concentrating on right now, Steve.

1073
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 5: All right, lord Lord, Lord dismain right here now, y'all

1074
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 5: what I'm about to share, what y'all is. I know

1075
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:36,319
Speaker 5: exactly what happened in listening, Okay, I know all the inside.

1076
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 5: I know what he said, I know he said how

1077
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 5: he said it. I play golf, I know, I know

1078
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 5: how he designed this whole thing. What I'm going to

1079
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 5: reveal to you, I ain't gonna do it right now

1080
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 5: when we come back. I just want to set y'all

1081
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 5: off now. I want to apologize to the man that's listening.

1082
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 5: Oh okay, because I'm going to expose the intricacies of

1083
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:11,360
Speaker 5: how this is all set up. Because this is a

1084
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 5: set up, and I know every.

1085
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 1: Move in here.

1086
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 7: Now.

1087
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:22,920
Speaker 5: See, Sherley, you don't understand, no, see you thinking he's

1088
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 5: a liar and a cheatah, but you don't know how

1089
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 5: the setup has happened because in his mind, his friend's

1090
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 5: mind and her mind, all this is going down.

1091
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 1: Based on the setup.

1092
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 5: See, it's the set up you keep from getting Remember now,

1093
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 5: when we get to the park where they were in

1094
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 5: a private room at a restaurant where they knew his name,

1095
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:53,960
Speaker 5: there's a reason for that. And the reason his friends

1096
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 5: were there with other women is because.

1097
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 1: They know to all liars and cheaters, so they all.

1098
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 7: That is it?

1099
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 1: You don't you don't know. Why did the woman so

1100
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 1: calmly say to her that's Jim's wife. Because the women

1101
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:19,640
Speaker 1: are in on it too, right, I get that, but

1102
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 1: lying in the cheating? No, no, they're in on the setup.

1103
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 1: See who y'all keep looking at this too? Damn basic.

1104
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 1: It's more complicated than.

1105
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 8: That, is it?

1106
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 1: Really?

1107
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 8: All?

1108
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 7: You do it?

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00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 1: Shirlie? You don't know the game? Okay, but when we

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00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:45,000
Speaker 1: come back, I know a liar. I'm gonna tell it

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00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 1: to you. Now just hold on, we'll to your response

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00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 1: coming up. You're gonna water my response, This is some mess.

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00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,960
Speaker 9: Subject left the restaurant with his wife. We'll get back

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Speaker 9: fifty four hundred. All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap

1124
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 9: today's strawberry letter. The subject he left the restaurant with

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00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 9: his wife.

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00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 5: He left a restaurant with his wife? Yeah, who else

1127
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 5: he postedly restaurant within.

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Speaker 1: We read this letter, he didn't go in with his wife.

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00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 1: Now open, let me tell you why.

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00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 5: Dear Steven Shirley, I was dating mister Wright for almost

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00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 5: a year. We got a condo together, look for rings together.

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01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 5: The reason you got a condo together is the following line.

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01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 5: He's a physician and his practice is about an hour

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01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 5: from where our condo is. So now his practice is

1135
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:21,040
Speaker 5: also in the same area that his wife and family

1136
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:30,000
Speaker 5: lives in. He got the condo because he's telling you

1137
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:35,440
Speaker 5: it's an hour away from his practice, which you've never

1138
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 5: been to, by the way, which may not really be

1139
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 5: an hour away. See you've never been there. Now, he's

1140
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,400
Speaker 5: a physician. He's practiced about an hour away from where

1141
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:51,960
Speaker 5: our condo is. We dated publicly, and I met all

1142
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Speaker 5: of his friends and sisters. The reason you dated publicly

1143
01:00:56,840 --> 01:01:02,600
Speaker 5: is because he has tald his friends and his family

1144
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 5: that he and his wife are having difficulties. They are struggling,

1145
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 5: and he told them that that's why his friends and

1146
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:17,480
Speaker 5: sisters has been looped in. He never gave me any

1147
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:21,480
Speaker 5: reason to suspect that he was married. No, he didn't

1148
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:26,640
Speaker 5: tell you he was married because he was planning on

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01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:27,320
Speaker 5: it all.

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01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 1: Going away eventually.

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01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:34,280
Speaker 5: He is an avid golfer in his spare time, and

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01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 5: he usually stays at the resort where he golfs on

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01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:37,520
Speaker 5: the weekend.

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01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 1: What boy, let me tell you something.

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Speaker 5: First of all, you get a golf membership within the

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01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 5: city confines of where you stayed. So if you're a

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Speaker 5: doctor within the city confines of where you say, you

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01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:53,480
Speaker 5: can get to your practice and you can get to

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Speaker 5: your love of golf by just driving from your house.

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Speaker 5: Don't nobody stay at the damn golf resort while they

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01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 5: play golf. And once again, you've never been to the

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Speaker 5: golf resort because he focuses on his game, because he's

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01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 5: an avid golfer.

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Speaker 1: He is not at the golf course spending the night.

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01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:14,760
Speaker 1: He is at home.

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Speaker 5: With the wife that he's having trouble with. So now

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01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 5: again I had no idea. Again, I had no idea

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01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 5: that he was married, since he spends most nights with me.

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01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:35,400
Speaker 5: He spends the night with you because he told his

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01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:38,600
Speaker 5: wife that he gets calls in the middle of the

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Speaker 5: night and he'd rather be closer to the hospital than

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Speaker 5: to be at home. And since they have in trouble,

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01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:50,280
Speaker 5: they're okay with that. She knows about another place, she

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01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,280
Speaker 5: just don't know you in it. See y'all listen to

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01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:56,200
Speaker 5: my setup, ladies. Two weeks ago, we decided to go

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Speaker 5: to the wharf, the wharf and have a nice dinner

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Speaker 5: with another couple, another couple, just one. I got excited

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Speaker 5: because I thought he might be ready to propose. We

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01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:08,880
Speaker 5: never been to this restaurant before. But when we got there,

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Speaker 5: all the waiters and staff there greeted him and called

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Speaker 5: him by name. You know, doctors got stuff like that,

1182
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 5: you know, famous people. We sat in the private room,

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01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 5: and my stomach was in notes the whole time. Yeah,

1184
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 5: because you ain't know what hell in heaven. Your stomach

1185
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:25,280
Speaker 5: was in notchs because what you thought was gonna happen,

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01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:29,440
Speaker 5: and your stomach were really in nas In a minute though,

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01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:32,840
Speaker 5: because I thought the night was a night.

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01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:36,800
Speaker 1: As we got desserted and had had a few cocktails.

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Speaker 5: The door opened and a woman walked in wearing sweats

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Speaker 5: and a bonnet. She said thanks to the waiter, and

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Speaker 5: she walked towards us. She came to our table.

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Speaker 1: Now you're in a private room. Now our table.

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Speaker 5: I was young, no, no about no pride, r all,

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Speaker 5: this is exciting for you. She came down the table

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01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:06,280
Speaker 5: and asked my man to get up and come with her.

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Speaker 5: My man smiled at me, squeezed my hand under the table.

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Speaker 1: Before he got up. He asked the other guy to.

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Speaker 5: Handle the check, which is his boy, who knows what

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Speaker 5: the deal is, and to make sure I got home

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Speaker 5: safe because he doctored their physician. The ain't gonna make

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01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:27,520
Speaker 5: no fool out theyself in here now. The wife ain't

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01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:31,920
Speaker 5: gonna ta the restaurant up because she's with she. They

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01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:36,160
Speaker 5: know them there. They come there off, but she got

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Speaker 5: a bonnet on. She just came up out of the house.

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Speaker 1: You want Monique Monique the comedian.

1206
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:47,040
Speaker 5: And told her about coming out like that. Oique told Joe,

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Speaker 5: don't be coming up here like this.

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Speaker 1: Here, but that's just a fly. It's not to handle

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Speaker 1: this business. Said it with love.

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Speaker 5: But now when you come out the door. Manna, Now

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01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:02,160
Speaker 5: you forgot what Monique said? Well, anyway, you in got

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01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:06,080
Speaker 5: a bonnet on and a tracksuit and the bottom don't

1213
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:10,680
Speaker 5: match the top. Course, she got dressed right quick. My

1214
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:13,160
Speaker 5: man smiled at me, squeezed my hand on the table.

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01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 5: Before he got up, he asked the other guy to

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01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:17,120
Speaker 5: handle the check man. Hand a check point man, make

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01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:20,280
Speaker 5: sure she get home safe. I jumped up and asked

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01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:24,880
Speaker 5: what was going on. The woman advised me to sit

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01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:30,240
Speaker 5: back down. See this is a physician's wife. Hey, show

1220
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:35,560
Speaker 5: ass back down. She didn't advise you, she said sit

1221
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:38,320
Speaker 5: down before you get put down.

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01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:42,080
Speaker 9: All right, we'll be back with part three of the

1223
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:43,480
Speaker 9: Strawberry Letter for Jack.

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01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:46,120
Speaker 1: He left the restaurant with his wife?

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01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:47,440
Speaker 7: What is he?

1226
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:48,240
Speaker 10: The liar?

1227
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:49,080
Speaker 7: He's a cheater?

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01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:54,440
Speaker 1: Yes, it's simple. We'll be back with more of the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

1230
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:59,640
Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1231
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:04,000
Speaker 9: Here we go with part three of today's Strawberry Letter.

1232
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 9: The subject is he left the restaurant with his wife.

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01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:10,120
Speaker 9: It really should just be he's a liar and a cheater, Steve,

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01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:10,960
Speaker 9: I don't get it.

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01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:14,520
Speaker 5: The setup man left an important piece of information out

1236
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:16,440
Speaker 5: of this setup, and I will show you why the

1237
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:22,800
Speaker 5: whole fiasco has crumbled around him because of one gaping mistake.

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01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,880
Speaker 5: He got a condoct with this woman because he done

1239
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:29,960
Speaker 5: told his wife he needs to be closer to the hospital.

1240
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:32,960
Speaker 5: His wife and I they've been all and having some troubles.

1241
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:35,320
Speaker 5: They do have some problems in the marriage, but that's

1242
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:38,160
Speaker 5: common a lot of marriages do. That's no reason to

1243
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:41,000
Speaker 5: cheat and get another place. But he got the place

1244
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:42,720
Speaker 5: where he decided to get the place with the girl.

1245
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:44,720
Speaker 5: So he got the place with the girl. Never told

1246
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:47,840
Speaker 5: his wife where. It was just his closer and then

1247
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:52,439
Speaker 5: they dated publicly, met all his friends and his sister

1248
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:55,280
Speaker 5: because he done told family and friends. They on the

1249
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:59,120
Speaker 5: outs he's tired of her. She's demanding there on the outs,

1250
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,560
Speaker 5: he's looking. He wants to be happy. So all of

1251
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:04,560
Speaker 5: them is okay because he's the position. He's been providing

1252
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:06,720
Speaker 5: for the family for a number of years. So the

1253
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:09,200
Speaker 5: af and the dog came out, and then his friends

1254
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:12,360
Speaker 5: just believe whatever he says because they're his boy. He's

1255
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:14,680
Speaker 5: an avid golfer in his spare time, and he usually

1256
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:17,120
Speaker 5: stays at the resort where he golfs on the weekend.

1257
01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:18,520
Speaker 1: That's not true.

1258
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:22,040
Speaker 5: No one gets a golf membership in the town way

1259
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:24,120
Speaker 5: away from where they stay, or they gotta go spend

1260
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,480
Speaker 5: the night. You go play golf, you have drinks at

1261
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:28,320
Speaker 5: the nineteenth Hold with you buddys, and you take your

1262
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:30,840
Speaker 5: hands home. So every weekend he's at home with his

1263
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 5: wife because she knows he doesn't have practice during the weekend.

1264
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:37,920
Speaker 5: So now his wife thinks he's just coming home and

1265
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,080
Speaker 5: doing the week When he's spend the night at his condo,

1266
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:41,920
Speaker 5: it's gonna can be closer to the hospital.

1267
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:44,080
Speaker 1: Ba da da da da da da da.

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01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:46,200
Speaker 5: I had no idea he was married, since he spent

1269
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:50,240
Speaker 5: most of his nights where he's in the medical practices.

1270
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:52,480
Speaker 5: Two weeks ago, he decided to go to the wharf

1271
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:54,200
Speaker 5: and I have a nice dinner with another couple.

1272
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:56,600
Speaker 1: Got excited because he thought he was gonna marry. They

1273
01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:57,560
Speaker 1: sit there having dinner.

1274
01:07:57,680 --> 01:08:00,400
Speaker 5: Woman walks in with a bonnet and a tracksuit tells

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01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:03,120
Speaker 5: him to get up and come with her. He squeezed

1276
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:06,280
Speaker 5: her hand under the table, smiles at her. Tell the dude, hey, man,

1277
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:09,000
Speaker 5: make sure she get home safe and paid the check.

1278
01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:11,720
Speaker 5: I got up and said, hey, what's going on? She

1279
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:14,320
Speaker 5: advised me to sit back down. She said, if you

1280
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:17,280
Speaker 5: don't sit your black ass back down, you ain't gonna

1281
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:24,040
Speaker 5: see tomorrow, garden tool, That's what she said. I sat

1282
01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:26,000
Speaker 5: back down, and a woman at the table told me

1283
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:28,599
Speaker 5: that was Jim's wife. Well, Jim and I have created

1284
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:30,400
Speaker 5: life together and he hasn't reached out to me in

1285
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:31,200
Speaker 5: almost two weeks.

1286
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:32,000
Speaker 1: What do I do now?

1287
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:34,120
Speaker 6: The roosts is over.

1288
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:37,960
Speaker 5: The fiasco has fallen apart, and the only reason it

1289
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:41,480
Speaker 5: fell apart that night was caused the dumb ass physician

1290
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:45,960
Speaker 5: took you to a restaurant that he frequents often, and

1291
01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:49,760
Speaker 5: everybody know him and know his wife, and one of

1292
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:52,519
Speaker 5: the waiters and the waitresses called his wife and said,

1293
01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:55,559
Speaker 5: your damn husband down here with another moment.

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01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:59,840
Speaker 1: She got dressed right quick, came down there, and you luck.

1295
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,599
Speaker 1: The only reason you like this letter is because it's

1296
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:06,720
Speaker 1: about golf too.

1297
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:11,439
Speaker 9: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning

1298
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:12,559
Speaker 9: Show at the top of the hour.

1299
01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:16,760
Speaker 10: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1300
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,040
Speaker 1: All right, let's go.

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01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:22,559
Speaker 10: It is time guys for comedy Roulette.

1302
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:23,439
Speaker 1: Love it, I love it.

1303
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:24,400
Speaker 10: Comedy Roulette.

1304
01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:26,200
Speaker 12: Jay, let me break it down, Steve, I got to

1305
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:28,840
Speaker 12: we got new people, Steve, Steve, Steve state.

1306
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:31,960
Speaker 1: You know these nerves are bad.

1307
01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:34,519
Speaker 12: Joe, will we take five subjects? We put them on

1308
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:38,519
Speaker 12: the wheel. We spun the wheel, were stuck. We will

1309
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:39,639
Speaker 12: do the damn thing.

1310
01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:42,640
Speaker 10: All right, Here we go the five categories.

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01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:47,280
Speaker 9: Number one excuses people use who owe you money?

1312
01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:50,360
Speaker 1: All right? Number two?

1313
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:53,000
Speaker 9: Doctors don't always know what they're talking about.

1314
01:09:57,240 --> 01:10:01,559
Speaker 1: Number three, why are you talking? Your team sucks?

1315
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:04,360
Speaker 6: Okay? Number four?

1316
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:11,200
Speaker 1: Number four, I think I took the wrong hill.

1317
01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:18,240
Speaker 10: Okay. And number five, And that's when you realize you

1318
01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:19,040
Speaker 10: were lost.

1319
01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:23,639
Speaker 1: Okay, I spend the wheeldcap. We'll see where it stops.

1320
01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:27,000
Speaker 1: I'm I'm on doctors.

1321
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:37,080
Speaker 14: Doctor stopped the number five? Guys, and that's when you

1322
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:39,360
Speaker 14: realized you were lost.

1323
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:43,519
Speaker 6: Just when you realize you low.

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Speaker 1: We got to turn the music down so you can't can't,

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Speaker 1: can't nobody concentrate what the loudest Yes, I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: when you know you lost.

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Speaker 6: You don't have you all that When you.

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Speaker 13: Drive and the street signs from English to the right,

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Speaker 13: you can't even like.

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Speaker 6: You're trying to figure out, I don't even.

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Speaker 9: Know what you know?

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Speaker 4: What is this still main.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 8: When you riding and you in the middle of nowhere

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Speaker 8: and you see a sign that say ten miles to

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01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:26,040
Speaker 8: Jurassic Park.

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Speaker 1: Man, your hands is lost man, Jurassic par correct, I

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Speaker 1: should know so many of these?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, when you're driving and you muttered to yourself that

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01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:47,360
Speaker 5: ain't the damn house.

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Speaker 1: When you know you love come on, you make the

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Speaker 1: right turn, uh huh, and it's a no exit. It's you.

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Speaker 8: Right in.

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01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:09,479
Speaker 1: Yeah. This when you know you.

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Speaker 13: Any time you got to put your car in reverse

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01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:20,479
Speaker 13: and look over your shoulder, I can't.

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01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:28,200
Speaker 8: When you ride and you see one store and get

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01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:30,639
Speaker 8: out and this white man say, you got any.

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Speaker 1: Hot bien where you are that's carrying so many Yeah.

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Speaker 5: You get out the stop side and you go where

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01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:44,960
Speaker 5: a tree at that used to be right there, right

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Speaker 5: there was a tree.

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Speaker 15: Fry When you drive and then you stop and the

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01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:55,120
Speaker 15: guy said says, like the last time I told you,

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Speaker 15: keep telling you directions.

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Speaker 6: Direction. This is how you know you I'm done this question.

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01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:07,200
Speaker 13: Would you tell you gotta lean out your pass and

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01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:15,400
Speaker 13: your window and say, my man, my man, hey, my man, I.

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Speaker 1: Got you know you lost?

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Speaker 8: When you sit there and you say, you know what

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01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:25,640
Speaker 8: I'm gonna leave my car and you from here. I

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01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:26,960
Speaker 8: just don't know where I was going.

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01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:30,280
Speaker 1: This is how you know you lost if you ever

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01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:31,960
Speaker 1: say these three words right here?

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01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:43,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, excuse me, little boy? What excuse me?

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01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:49,040
Speaker 2: Little boy talking to answers lost? Yeah, you need some help, pray,

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01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,840
Speaker 2: excuse me what you need?

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Speaker 8: Sir?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 10: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening.

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Speaker 4: Morning Show. All right, guys.

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Speaker 9: So there was a debate on follow Alert on whether

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01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:12,400
Speaker 9: or not you should shower at night to wash off

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01:14:12,479 --> 01:14:15,640
Speaker 9: the day or you should wait until the morning to

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01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:16,719
Speaker 9: start your day.

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Speaker 1: So I gotta ask you, what's your preference?

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01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:20,559
Speaker 10: Do you prefer to shower at night?

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01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:21,760
Speaker 1: You got in the morning.

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01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:24,920
Speaker 5: Got to get that ranch off you, Yes, you cannoto

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01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:28,440
Speaker 5: go there and there you all that holling on your ass.

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01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:32,320
Speaker 1: And your whole day job. You got to get that

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01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:37,040
Speaker 1: day off your dog. You just Jeremy, and I'm there

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01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:39,720
Speaker 1: with that. I ain't letting me in there when I've

1385
01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:46,800
Speaker 1: taken no shower on the show. Take you too, take

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01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:49,160
Speaker 1: night in the morning. Yeah, well at night on the.

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Speaker 4: Morning, do what you.

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01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:52,800
Speaker 8: Man?

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01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,479
Speaker 1: We are doing all that now, you're not gonna do.

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Speaker 7: It.

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01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:01,400
Speaker 1: Needn't work I'm doing. I got getting back into bank.

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01:15:01,479 --> 01:15:05,599
Speaker 1: I didn't sleep what I've been doing? How hard you sleep?

1393
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:09,800
Speaker 1: Let me say this hot flash USA.

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01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:17,840
Speaker 16: Multiple You might have to do that, but I'm you know, people,

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01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:20,800
Speaker 16: I take a cow at night and then go ahead.

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01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:24,240
Speaker 16: I've been asleep in the clean bed, so you.

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Speaker 1: See what I'm doing. Ask if you going, if you're lightning, no,

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01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:40,320
Speaker 1: I guess and say your prayer. The Lord is at work, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: all right, thanks guys. Coming up in thirty three minutes

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01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:47,080
Speaker 1: after we'll play around it. Would you rather?

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01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:52,760
Speaker 9: Right after this you're listening morning show? All right, guys,

1402
01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:55,639
Speaker 9: it is time for a round of would you rather?

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01:15:56,479 --> 01:16:01,240
Speaker 9: Would you rather eat Chicago hot dogs or Chicago Deep

1404
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:03,360
Speaker 9: Dish pizza for a week?

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01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:06,120
Speaker 1: Hot off?

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01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,439
Speaker 5: I mean, I love, I love, I love both of them,

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01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:11,080
Speaker 5: but that damn gonna pizza man.

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01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:11,920
Speaker 8: Yeah.

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01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:16,960
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna have to go on a deep body

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01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:22,160
Speaker 1: full cleans. Yeah you're on that now right after Memorial

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01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:24,040
Speaker 1: Day weekend. Yeah, I'm on the cleans.

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01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:26,559
Speaker 5: But no, when I eat that a week of deep dish,

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01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:30,200
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to start with

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01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:41,400
Speaker 5: an extreme animal good Okay, I'm talking about damn near.

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01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:43,120
Speaker 5: Gonna have to get the water hole.

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01:16:43,439 --> 01:16:43,880
Speaker 1: Damn he.

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01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:52,519
Speaker 5: Absolutely with the nas alone it. Why can squeeze that

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01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:55,040
Speaker 5: handling and get forced? I might have to use the.

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01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:59,040
Speaker 1: Pressure wash, not a pressure washer.

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01:17:00,439 --> 01:17:03,120
Speaker 5: I'm coming with hair water, hair water coming out of

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01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:07,400
Speaker 5: my nose. I'm damn there, drowned.

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01:17:08,479 --> 01:17:11,439
Speaker 1: That's a crazy visual, all right? Would you rather we're

1423
01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:14,639
Speaker 1: moving on because you're crazy? Would you rather have sex.

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01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:18,080
Speaker 10: In a helicopter be or sex and a space shuttle?

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01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:18,880
Speaker 5: Oh?

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01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:21,439
Speaker 1: I can't get in this space shoveling wait list. You're

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01:17:21,479 --> 01:17:24,320
Speaker 1: just floating. You can float and do it, that's.

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01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:27,519
Speaker 5: Cool, but I'm not going to make that's too far

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01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:30,400
Speaker 5: to not to be able to get back. But I

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01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:32,200
Speaker 5: ain't gonna be able to do it in the helicopter.

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01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:35,960
Speaker 5: There's no way I can do it in the helicopter.

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Speaker 1: I can't. No, I got nothing to do with the size.

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Speaker 5: I can't look out this window to see the damn

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01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:47,519
Speaker 5: ground like this and expect to perform.

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Speaker 1: That can't happen. You're all the way out of the

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01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,240
Speaker 1: mood after you see that. I'm telling you right now,

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01:17:52,280 --> 01:17:56,280
Speaker 1: there's nothing in me that's gonna be excited. Once I

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01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:58,760
Speaker 1: know I'm in the air and I can hear that blade.

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Speaker 8: I'm going, I'm going with the space booty, space booty,

1440
01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:07,679
Speaker 8: you're not taking my ass.

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01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:10,920
Speaker 1: Up his face. And then something happened. I can't get back.

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01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:14,160
Speaker 1: We ain't finna do that. Gravity.

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01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:16,760
Speaker 5: I'm going to get in this helicopter and just have

1444
01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:19,320
Speaker 5: the woman going, oh, he wasn't about nothing.

1445
01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:22,839
Speaker 1: To talk about? You to show.

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01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:27,920
Speaker 9: Would you rather have long toenails or short baby teeth?

1447
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:31,599
Speaker 9: Which one little baby teeths? Or long toning?

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01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:34,200
Speaker 5: No, hell no, I'm gonna get them long ass toenails.

1449
01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:36,720
Speaker 5: What I can't do is open up my mouth and

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01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:38,920
Speaker 5: all of a sudden that my teeth look like corn.

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01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:45,519
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the long ton man, my bigger

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01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:47,679
Speaker 1: on dog.

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01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:49,760
Speaker 5: I got these big ass hips, open them on my

1454
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:51,240
Speaker 5: little bit of ass teeth in there.

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01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:56,360
Speaker 1: Man, you I gotta have teeth to get around these lips.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, thank you?

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01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,000
Speaker 9: What's today's round of would you Rather?

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01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:03,040
Speaker 1: Coming up? Next?

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Speaker 9: We'll have some closing remarks from the one and only

1460
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:08,760
Speaker 9: Steve Harvey at forty nine minutes after, and it'll be

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Speaker 9: our last break of the day.

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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening.

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01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:14,040
Speaker 4: Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:17,360
Speaker 10: All right, Steve, we are at the crossroads.

1465
01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:19,200
Speaker 9: I guess you can say the last break of the

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Speaker 9: day and time for you with your closing remarks.

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Speaker 5: You know, I think everybody can relate to what I'm

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01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:31,479
Speaker 5: about to say. I always use myself as the primary

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01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:39,120
Speaker 5: example of all my motivational moments and speeches, because I mean,

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01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:42,599
Speaker 5: who better than yourself? I mean, you know, when you've

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01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:48,600
Speaker 5: experienced something that's quite a up when you explaining it

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01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:52,640
Speaker 5: to someone, you know, it's like, you know, hard to

1473
01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:56,000
Speaker 5: have a golf instructor and the guy that's instructing you

1474
01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:58,760
Speaker 5: to play golf has never played golf. Or you can't

1475
01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:01,840
Speaker 5: have a swimming instructor and the swimming instructure don't know.

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01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:02,479
Speaker 1: How to swim.

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Speaker 5: It just doesn't make that much sense. I guess you

1478
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:07,160
Speaker 5: could do it, but what do they know about it?

1479
01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:13,360
Speaker 5: So I try to use my own shortcomings or missteps

1480
01:20:13,439 --> 01:20:17,400
Speaker 5: in life happenings to try to motivate everybody.

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Speaker 1: As I see it.

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Speaker 5: One of the things that I've always been pretty good at,

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01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:31,600
Speaker 5: and I'm having to pay attention closely again, is my

1484
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:37,479
Speaker 5: acceptance of God's will. You know, it's a funny thing, man,

1485
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:43,839
Speaker 5: but when you really really understand how life.

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01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:46,760
Speaker 1: Really really works, everything is in order.

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01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:50,000
Speaker 5: Even some of the challenges and tests that you're facing

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01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:55,360
Speaker 5: is for a purpose, a reason. You're not having a

1489
01:20:55,560 --> 01:21:00,080
Speaker 5: hardship in your life or a moment of challenging in

1490
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:04,479
Speaker 5: your life because it just happens upon you.

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01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:06,800
Speaker 1: No, there's some value in it.

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01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:09,759
Speaker 5: Bishop Jakes was on my show and he said, beyond

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01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:14,360
Speaker 5: every moment of pain, pain always leaves a present behind,

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01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:19,439
Speaker 5: a gift, something for you to unbox, unwrap and learn

1495
01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:22,960
Speaker 5: from it, grow from it, become better for it, become

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01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:26,639
Speaker 5: experienced from it. And that's the gift that it always leaves.

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01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:33,400
Speaker 5: One thing I've learned to accept is God's will. It's funny, man,

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01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:40,000
Speaker 5: But on my Instagram, I was looking at my vault

1499
01:21:40,320 --> 01:21:45,520
Speaker 5: Instagram where I was, you know, learning some things about.

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01:21:47,520 --> 01:21:49,720
Speaker 1: I was motivating someone on my vault thing.

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01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:52,600
Speaker 5: There was a guy who came to my show and

1502
01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:54,640
Speaker 5: the brother was up in the crowd and he was

1503
01:21:54,720 --> 01:22:00,200
Speaker 5: talking about his life and how he you know, how

1504
01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:06,040
Speaker 5: he wanted to start a company and he was having

1505
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:09,160
Speaker 5: trouble with starting the company and it was asking me,

1506
01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:10,600
Speaker 5: you know what.

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01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:14,960
Speaker 1: I thought about it, And as he told me this

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01:22:15,080 --> 01:22:16,160
Speaker 1: whole company I did.

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01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:19,080
Speaker 5: And then and he was working at a job and

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01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:21,559
Speaker 5: he had just lost his job and been laid off

1511
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Speaker 5: and everything of that nature.

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01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:26,360
Speaker 1: And he kept looking at me and I said, well, hey, man,

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01:22:26,439 --> 01:22:31,920
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. I said, what what.

1514
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:38,559
Speaker 5: Is your gift? And he said it's cooking? And I said, well,

1515
01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:45,479
Speaker 5: why are you messing around selling computer ware? And I

1516
01:22:45,640 --> 01:22:47,439
Speaker 5: told went on to tell him. I said, look, man,

1517
01:22:47,479 --> 01:22:51,400
Speaker 5: I said, sometimes this layoff that you have and this

1518
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:53,519
Speaker 5: is God's way of getting you to move in the

1519
01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:56,280
Speaker 5: direction that he has for you. I say, you know,

1520
01:22:56,360 --> 01:22:59,360
Speaker 5: I did a video about jumping. I said, but sometimes

1521
01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:03,439
Speaker 5: you don't jumped. Sometimes you get pushed. I said, because

1522
01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:05,759
Speaker 5: God is fair. When God wants you to come around

1523
01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:09,080
Speaker 5: to his way of thinking or seeing his plan, he

1524
01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:11,479
Speaker 5: can allow for certain things to happen in your life

1525
01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:14,080
Speaker 5: where you can actually see it the way He's wanted

1526
01:23:14,120 --> 01:23:18,320
Speaker 5: you to see it all along. And so in his layoff,

1527
01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:22,479
Speaker 5: it caused him to have to think of, Man, now

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01:23:22,560 --> 01:23:24,560
Speaker 5: that I had his free time, what am I to do?

1529
01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:26,320
Speaker 1: Well?

1530
01:23:26,479 --> 01:23:29,559
Speaker 5: As I was watching that video today on my vault

1531
01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:34,879
Speaker 5: in powers Instagram, I'm actually gonna take it off today

1532
01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:38,880
Speaker 5: and post it on my regular Instagram because I was

1533
01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:43,439
Speaker 5: really talking to myself at the time that I was

1534
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:47,040
Speaker 5: that this video came out was made. It was made

1535
01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:50,839
Speaker 5: months ago, but it was for me to hear myself

1536
01:23:51,920 --> 01:23:54,800
Speaker 5: and in this time where people are. You know, I

1537
01:23:54,920 --> 01:23:57,880
Speaker 5: appreciate people's concern. Don't get me wrong, I really really do.

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01:23:58,040 --> 01:24:00,600
Speaker 5: I appreciate people pulling for me in and for in

1539
01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:04,080
Speaker 5: hoping I'm okay, and I really am okay. I want

1540
01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:07,360
Speaker 5: everybody to know that I am really, really just fine.

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Speaker 5: It's just I've been pushed into the direction.

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Speaker 1: That he wants me to go, and that's all it is.

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Speaker 1: And it's sort of.

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Speaker 5: Amazing how this whole thing is unfolding because they are,

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Speaker 5: you know, the haters out there. They gonna say what

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Speaker 5: they want to say. But Bishop Olma taught me a

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Speaker 5: valuable lesson. He said, for those that love you, no

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Speaker 5: explanation necessary. For those that hate you, no explanation acceptable.

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Speaker 5: So I've learned to stop talking to haters because nothing

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Speaker 5: I can say to them is going to change their mind.

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Speaker 5: They just want to be where they are, but being

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Speaker 5: in a great place because God has something in store

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Speaker 5: for you. Remember this always, y'all. When the door closes

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Speaker 5: the only reason, if you are a personal faith that

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Speaker 5: God allows the door to be closed in your face

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Speaker 5: on you because He got another one he wants you

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Speaker 5: to go through. That's the only reason God didn't bring

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Speaker 5: you this father to leave you. God really does love you.

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Speaker 5: God really has your best interests at heart. And what

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Speaker 5: some men do for evil, God does for good. So

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Speaker 5: somebody can plot against you, but Isaiah fifty four seventeen

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Speaker 5: is pretty clear. No weapon for him against me shall prosper.

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Speaker 5: It never has in the past, it never will in

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Speaker 5: the future. God's promises never comes back void. He does

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Speaker 5: not make a promise, and it's an empty promise. And

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Speaker 5: if you believe that, that's how you live, and that's

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Speaker 5: how I live, and I strongly give that to everybody.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about it, y'all.

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Speaker 5: Keep your head up because God got you, just like

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Speaker 5: he always has. Those are my remarks today.

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