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Speaker 1: your mother in law blocked you. Talk about that? Yes, So,

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Speaker 1: I I work in a school. I'm a teacher, and um,

421
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Speaker 1: we saw a presentation on internet safety when I was pregnant,

422
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 1: and my husband and I made the decision to not

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Speaker 1: post pictures of our children on social media, okay, and

424
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:46,399
Speaker 1: my mother and my mother in law refused to comply.

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00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: And so anytime I would complain about her posting a picture, she,

426
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,680
Speaker 1: you know, she would get upset. And it was this

427
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 1: whole thing thing. I mean, you asked her nicely, I'm sure, hey,

428
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 1: please don't post pictures of her kids. And she had

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00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 1: a problem with that, she very much so that she

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Speaker 1: felt that she could share with anyone. And I told her,

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00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: and you can share the picture with whoever you'd like.

432
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,399
Speaker 1: You can text it to them, you can, you know,

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00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 1: there are other ways of sharing the picture. I think

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Speaker 1: the older generation, a lot of them don't realize about

435
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Speaker 1: social media and what it can. You know, do Yeah,

436
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Speaker 1: I really don't think, you know, I mean, Danielle, you know,

437
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 1: as a parent, it's it's scary the world out there.

438
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 1: My kids get recognized before I do, and sometimes they

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00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 1: go yeah. So the mother in law had a problem

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Speaker 1: with you. She had a problem with you having a

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00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 1: problem with her putting your kids online. So she blocked you. Yes,

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00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 1: And I feel like it's also like a power struggle,

443
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:55,120
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's not worth it, And I can

444
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,399
Speaker 1: respect that you know, I know, but your husband's in

445
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 1: the middle though, that's that's gonna be kind of hard

446
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 1: for him a little bit. I think it was in

447
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:08,479
Speaker 1: the beginning, and now it just pisses them off because

448
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 1: it's like, how many times can you nicely ask over

449
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 1: and over again it's the same thing, and you get

450
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 1: you know, let give me her number. I'm calling her now.

451
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 1: Nothing scaring me right now, I have no fright we Marie,

452
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: Sorry about that. So being blocked by a mother in

453
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 1: law who's actually being kind of a turd of good riddance, goodbye.

454
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I know, and I feel

455
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 1: the same way, but you know, I will. She's my

456
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 1: mother in law, I know, but she's being an asshole.

457
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 1: It's okay, all right, Marie. Thank you for listening, and

458
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 1: good luck out to you and your husband and your kids.

459
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 1: And you know, it's it's it's it's good. You did

460
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 1: the right thing. So you know, it's it's her problem. Seriously, yeah,

461
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 1: it's her problem. It's her loss. Hello, Nicole, what's going on? Hi? Well? Hello?

462
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 1: Doing well? So you broke up with a boyfriend, yes,

463
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 1: and tell me yes? So I went to college and

464
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 1: he was still in high school and I just went

465
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 1: to college and was like, oh, well, there's a lot

466
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: of boys here and this is fun. And so I

467
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 1: broke up with him and he got really mad and

468
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,239
Speaker 1: he sent me a picture of a build a bear

469
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:23,360
Speaker 1: that I had got him, and it was like torn

470
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,719
Speaker 1: up and thrown in the trash can was the picture.

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00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,400
Speaker 1: No captain, like nothing, just just a torn up bear,

472
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 1: and that he bought me from all social media, and

473
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 1: I never talked to him again. I'm just twenty six

474
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: now and it's so funny. He's such another turn we're

475
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 1: hearing about. My ex boyfriend did that too. He didn't

476
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Speaker 1: want he didn't send me a picture of a ripped

477
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 1: up bear, but I got him something that meant a

478
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,639
Speaker 1: lot to him and he loved it. And when we

479
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 1: broke up, he sent me a picture of him throwing

480
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: it in the garbage and I was like, dude, you're

481
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 1: only spitting yourself. Come on, man. Nobody realized my two Yeah.

482
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: I think it was more funny than I don't know

483
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 1: if I was supposed to be like mad or sad,

484
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: but I laughed at so he whipped up, not laugh

485
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 1: at that. He ripped up a bear and took a

486
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 1: picture of it and said, yeah, this, I'll show you

487
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: man yes, and then boxed me. I think he's married

488
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 1: now though I tried to look him up, but I

489
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: can't like see anything for the block. I'm sure he's

490
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 1: a great life. Well, Nicole, Oh my gosh, Nicole, I

491
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 1: got bad news. You just won a gift under the

492
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: DeLong Days of Christmas tree. All right, So we're gonna

493
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Speaker 1: open up a gift under the Delongy Days of Giving tree.

494
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: And by the way, if you go to Delongy dot

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00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 1: com and buy anything on their website, and you should

496
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: buy everything on their website, ten percent of all proceeds

497
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: go to our friends at Cookies for Kids Cancer. So okay,

498
00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 1: So Nicole, Yeah, what if we got you like a bear? Okay?

499
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: So Gandhi's opening again. My dog probably dogs love dripped

500
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: up bears. All right, So Gandhi's opening up your gift.

501
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: Let's see what you got under the DeLong Days of

502
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: Giving tree. Well, congratulations, you won the three and one

503
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 1: Specialty Coffee Brewer and two cappuccino classes. Stop ye awesome,

504
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 1: you get a three and one Specialty coffer coffee Brewer

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Speaker 1: in SCA Golden Cups certified and offers a perfect drip

506
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: with bold, balanced flavor over ice and a consistent cup

507
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: of smooth coffee every time with automatic pour over. I

508
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: love a perfect drip. I thought, you know what I'm saying.

509
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: This thing's congratulations. You know, maybe you should send this

510
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:47,959
Speaker 1: to your ex boyfriend. I don't know if you screw him.

511
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: You know, these things always tend to work themselves out.

512
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 1: They leave us, and we're so happy they did. Anyway, Nicole, congratulations.

513
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: Enjoy your Delonghi whatever that is. It's fabulous. All right,

514
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much. I listen to you every day.

515
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: I take my dog to day here in the morning

516
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: and it takes me like an hour out of my way,

517
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: and so I listen to you every morning. I love that.

518
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: I love that. Thanks for spending time with us. All right, Nicole,

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00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: hold on, your DeLonge is on the way. Okay, Okay,

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00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 1: thank you? Hold on? Look at that? How great again?

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Speaker 1: Go to DeLonge dot com. It's DeLonge dot com and

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00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: buy anything on that website and ten percent goes to

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00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: cookies for kids cancer Scary. I love the song. I'm

524
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: gonna be honest, I'm one hour into the show. I

525
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 1: still don't have my phone, and I'm doing okay without

526
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: my phone, right scary? Could you go this long without

527
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,479
Speaker 1: a phone? No, dude, I'd be with Ian. I mean

528
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: cold sweats right now. Really, I'm actually my hands are

529
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: actually clammy, and I got goosebumps for you. Any Ways,

530
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 1: Mary calmed down into the Danielle report. Danielle Selena go

531
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Speaker 1: Viz admitted that she soiled herself and a d. Sharon

532
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 1: concert because she didn't want to leave the show soiled.

533
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: I've been in an Charon concert and I agree it's

534
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: hard to go to the bathroom there because it's so

535
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 1: damn good. I would so poo myself, and soiling always

536
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 1: a pooh. She couldn't be a pie. It could be

537
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: a piece. She just said. She covered herself in a

538
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: sweater and made it through the rest of the front

539
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: or back, which area was soiled. Well, if she covered

540
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: herself with a sweater, I'm gonna cl so Selena, hold on,

541
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: she puwed herself because you didn't say she said soiled.

542
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 1: Soiled could be anything, so edsuring was that great? Yeah?

543
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 1: I felt the same way with Liz. I need to

544
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: look more into this. It must have been I think

545
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: she mean Pete herself. I would never use the term

546
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: soiled about Pemus. You don't even want to know when

547
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: I did at the Share concert. Everyone, I'm trying to

548
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: find soil. I'm so heavy. Well I do the next story.

549
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: Could you find the exact quote from her place? Oh? Yes,

550
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 1: Jimmy Lavado has a new neck tattoo. It says Survivor.

551
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: So if you get a chance to check that out.

552
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: So you guys know, baby, you'll in the Bandalorian not Disney. Plus,

553
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 1: everybody loves not I don't care about Star Wars. Who care? Okay?

554
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? But I am not a Star Wars fan,

555
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 1: but I understand the love from other people. He he's cute.

556
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 1: He really is cute. I like Shamore Anyway, the Mandalorians breakout.

557
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 1: Even though he's big, he's not gonna be in the

558
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: new movie that's about to come out, the Rise of

559
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: the Skywalker Star Wars Rise Scarwalker. Don't expect to see

560
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: baby Yoda even though he's not a baby in that.

561
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: He's not gonna be there. So this is gonna be awesome.

562
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: Dick Clark's Rock and Eve this year. He's Oh my god,

563
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: I know. But Ryan Seacrest is taking over like he

564
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: normally does, and it's gonna be awesome. Post Them Alone

565
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 1: will be performing, Sam Hunts will be performing. Alanis Morrisset

566
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: joined by the cast of Jagged Little Pill will be performing.

567
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: That's all from Times Square. Then you know they're gonna

568
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: have celebrations in all kinds of different cities. You've got

569
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Speaker 1: Green Day, Paula Abduel Dan and Shay Dua Lipa, Meghan

570
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 1: the sala In Soul and Peppa Sierra. Oh. I mean

571
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: it's gonna be great. They're all on this one show. Yeah,

572
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: that's a great show. The jingle bows to me awesome.

573
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 1: I think she pooped. She did poop. I think she

574
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 1: practice she pooped. She says what concert was in? She

575
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: said ed Shearon was playing at the Hollywood Bowl. There

576
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: was so much traffic and I was very uncomfortable, let's say,

577
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: down there in that area. I will say, it's the

578
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: first time I have maybe soiled by pants a bit.

579
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 1: I was that excited, but I didn't want to leave,

580
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: so I just kind of went, all right, I'll put

581
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: a sweater in the bottom of me to kind of

582
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 1: make it through the concert. That's call me now. The

583
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: last time you've soiled your pants. I want to hear

584
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: from you now. If you've soiled your pants, let's talk

585
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: about Charlie. She said that she was sexually harassed by

586
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: a famous director early in her career. She said she

587
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 1: tried to call him out at the time, but back

588
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: then publications would not print the person's name. But she

589
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: says she's actually going to out the person and eventually,

590
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: so yeah, you're gonna wait for that. There is so

591
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: much on television tonight. This is live in front of

592
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: a studio audience. All in the Family in Good Times.

593
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: That's on ABC. Also have ye a Woody Haroldson mercatomemad

594
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: Over down there? Second season finale of The Math Singer

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Speaker 1: is that tonight? Did you know Scary was at wall

596
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Speaker 1: Boums and poot his pants? It was summertime. You duked

597
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 1: yourself at Wallboums, the grocery store. I started before that

598
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 1: because I had him mister soft. The ice cream shock

599
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: came in. My stomach started gurgling, So hold on that

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Speaker 1: ice cream, I mean the soft ice cream. What's that

601
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: that chemical they have in there lest it makes people

602
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 1: pot themselves. Finally got to the dingy bathroom inside the

603
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Speaker 1: wall bounds. Next thing, you know, there was no toilet paper.

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00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 1: I had to wipe my butt with my underwear and

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00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 1: leave them in a garbage can, and then I walked

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00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: it back to your dad. You went through Survivors. On

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00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 1: Tonight thirty ninth, the season finale of Survivor. This is cool.

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Speaker 1: Demcrane will be hosting Masters of Illusions. Why why why

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00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: does he have a career? I don't get Christmas Magic

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00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen and on Netflix if you are a fan,

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Speaker 1: it's the series Fromare of Soundtrack. Remember he used to

612
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: be in love with Dean Kane. Oh my gosh, he

613
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 1: was right now you wanted to ride that Dean Kane? Really? Yeah,

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00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 1: when he was in the Lois and whatever the hell

615
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: he did? What did he do? He back to you?

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00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: You know that show and the series of soundtrack. Like

617
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,720
Speaker 1: I said, if you don't know what that is on Netflix,

618
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 1: it's a musical drama starring Callie Hernandez and Paul James.

619
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Speaker 1: Has two struggling artists. Too full in Love in Los Angeles?

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Speaker 1: Ever duked yourself? Call you know how scared by the way?

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Speaker 1: We just ordered some fried tramp. Yeah, speaking of and

622
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Speaker 1: mondy six, I came. I'm scary, this is given me

623
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Speaker 1: the worst show ever. Stop laughing. I'm not even I'm

624
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 1: not even high. Where to go the day is? You

625
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,800
Speaker 1: duked yourself at Wall Boules? Call me now if you

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Speaker 1: duked yourself at Wallbollas, hold on, hold on, hello, Sarah,

627
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you were so far upstated Alby, the

628
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 1: capital of our great city of New York. So were

629
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: you at Wallbaubles? Where were you when you duked it?

630
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: I'll never forget it. It was third grade computer lab

631
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 1: and you're playing Oregon Trail and I had to go

632
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: so bad, but I was so into the game I

633
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: was too afraid to ask go to the bathroom. So

634
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: I just I was wearing a denim dress. I remember

635
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 1: it like it was. Hold on, So you were so

636
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 1: into Oregon Trail you duked yourself. You actually left an

637
00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 1: entire Oregon Trail And I love you dress not a

638
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: forgiving material. I was reading my Dusters. So, Sarah, you

639
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 1: were in high school, right, I mean you pooed your No,

640
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:19,959
Speaker 1: I was in third grade? Was last week? I honest?

641
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: When I was in third grade, there was no sense

642
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: invention as a computer. So I don't I can't really,

643
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: but you pooed yourself in computer lab. Computer worse what happened?

644
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:36,240
Speaker 1: We gets worse what happened? So the computer lab monitor

645
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 1: was this lady. It was my friend's mom. So she

646
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: obviously knew I did it because I didn't tell anybody.

647
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 1: And when we got up and last, we all just

648
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 1: got up and left, and like she obviously had to

649
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 1: clean it up, like she obviously knew I did it,

650
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: and I had to face her for the rest of

651
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: my life. She never said anything to me, but every

652
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: time I look at her, I'm like, oh, my gosh,

653
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: I poot my pants. Oh I love a good story

654
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,879
Speaker 1: of a story of hope. All right, well, Sarah, thanks

655
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 1: for listening, and I have a great day. Okay, thanks.

656
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: I dare you to get Alex on the phone to

657
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 1: tell his poop story next. I bet he won't. You

658
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 1: can't fall because you don't have a phone. I don't

659
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: have a phone. My phone, I think it's my bed.

660
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. Call Alex ill next, no for me

661
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: to break. A former host of mine pooked himself, which

662
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: one Dave Da Dave while he was on the end,

663
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 1: pooped himself in a meeting. We talked he like forty,

664
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 1: something like, I don't want you to call him if

665
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 1: he pooped your pants. And third, that's too average. He

666
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: was grown. He walked out with paper behind his khaki shorts,

667
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 1: and there was a streaky having two kids. And and

668
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:54,439
Speaker 1: if anybody else a great Sometimes when you laugh a little,

669
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 1: you pee. So if I have to throw up, I

670
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: I pee at the same time. It's not poe. I

671
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 1: get it done that it's horrible. It's Remember Graham Norton

672
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: visited our show. So Graham Norton, you know, the British,

673
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 1: the funny as hell British talk show host. He came

674
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: to our show with an assistant. One of them left

675
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,359
Speaker 1: their underweard full of pooh in our trash. Can I'm

676
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: thinking it's Graham Norton. Are you calling? Trying to remember

677
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: his number? We'll get him on next. Ask Alex if

678
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 1: we can talk about the time he pooed in the truck.

679
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: All right, that's a good tease you should break. Yeah,

680
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 1: come me up next. Elvis's husband pooed in the truck.

681
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, if you ever again, if you've ever

682
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: duked yourself, called me this holiday season. If you want

683
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: to give someone a really inexpensive gift. Tell a friend

684
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: about Elvis Duran in the morning show. Get Cheap Bestard.

685
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 1: If you're like me and you like a little naughty,

686
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 1: crazy fun with your friends, go get the telestrations after

687
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 1: Dark board game. We love playing this game. You will too.

688
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,280
Speaker 1: Buy it today a target, bed bath and beyond Barnes

689
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 1: and Noble or wherever you buy board games. I'm dying

690
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: for a pepsi. You're not supposed to do that. I'm

691
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to have carbonated beverages, but I'm in the

692
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 1: mood for some some fizz and another thing and another.

693
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: Our entire show is turned into a show about people

694
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: pooing their pants and people are any Do you think

695
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 1: people are eating breakfast? As long as you don't get

696
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 1: too graphic. Okay, you should rename this segment. See we

697
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 1: used to do and then my movie popped out they

698
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: should be And then I duked myself. Yes that's a

699
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:03,720
Speaker 1: gandhism you've brought. You brought there were du Yeah, Lily.

700
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: Phone calls. Did you get Alex on the Oh my god,

701
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 1: he's not gonna want to talk to this. Do you

702
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: want to talk about it? Talk about what? Okay? So

703
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: we went to lunch in Santa Fe. Yeah, and Alex says,

704
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: I gotta go home now. I said, go to the bathroom.

705
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: There's a bathroom here in the restaurant. He said, no,

706
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: all right, Well, first of all, we're in Santa Fe

707
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 1: in the high altitude. Messes around with your stomach, okay, okay, yeah,

708
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 1: there is that. Okay, so go ahead. And one thing

709
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 1: about me. One thing about me. I've never did number

710
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 1: two in a public restroom from my life, I know,

711
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 1: but you need but you were in such a bad

712
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 1: state you needed to do number three. So we're one

713
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: of our favorite restaurants. And he says, we got to

714
00:41:56,040 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: go now now, now right, yes, and so we Elvis goes,

715
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 1: all right, let me get the check. We get the check,

716
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: we go to the car and there's never traffic in

717
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: Santa Fe, and we hit all the traffic there is

718
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: on the road, and so Alex starts cramping in the truck.

719
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: Right I'm driving, And then I apologize, and he said,

720
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 1: why are you apologizing? I said, because something's going to happen,

721
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 1: and I'm very sorry about he duked in the passenger seat.

722
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 1: You apologize, but I will tell you. And I rolled

723
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,959
Speaker 1: down the windows. Can I tell her about the Okay,

724
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:39,879
Speaker 1: So our truck has those seats that during the summer

725
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: you can push the blue button and it blows cold

726
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 1: air up into your button. Anyway, go ahead, it's perforated seats,

727
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: and go ahead. But then we pull up to the

728
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: driveway and all the landscapers are outside and they want

729
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 1: to have a conversation with and I'm like, Elvis, just

730
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 1: get out of the car, go go move them, Go

731
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 1: get them somewhere else. And I'm going to run in

732
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 1: the house and clean up. Yes, And that's what I did.

733
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,320
Speaker 1: And I came back out and I cleaned the truck.

734
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:13,720
Speaker 1: He when decks the seeds with the perforated you know holes,

735
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 1: And then next time we got in the truck, he

736
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 1: TechEd it out the button and there was the smell going, yeah,

737
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 1: I pushed the button that makes the cold air come

738
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,720
Speaker 1: out of the seat. Like a week later it smelled

739
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: like pooh, your charticles are pooing. Oh. I love you, Alex,

740
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,760
Speaker 1: I love him too. Did you tell about Uncle Johnny

741
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: and the liquor store? So we went, why do you

742
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: guys duke yourself all the time? So we flew into

743
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: a palm spring we're in Palm Spring. Yeah, and we

744
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 1: were into this beautiful house. It used to be the

745
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: Frank Sinatra. Frank Sinatra used to live in this house.

746
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, look, we got to go to the liquor store.

747
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: Can we have no liquor? So we take Uncle Johnny.

748
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 1: Can you get Loco Johnny? We take on good Johnny

749
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: the liquor store. And he's wearing white pants, right, Alex,

750
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: he's wearing like white linen pants. Yeah, but Commando he

751
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 1: doesn't wear does. So we're in the liquor store. It's

752
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 1: it's me, Alex. I think whoever Rep Tom mad Or

753
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: Jimmy drunk Jimmy and Uncle Johnny and Uncle Johnny says

754
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: to me. Uncle Johnny says he, I don't I don't tell.

755
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:33,439
Speaker 1: I don't tell any I shot. I showed and looked

756
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 1: over and like he's got brown stuff oozing out of

757
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: his pants. He says, I please, I don't tell. Don't

758
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: tell any life. So you know what I do? Right?

759
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:45,760
Speaker 1: What did I do? Tell everybody? It's like attention everyone.

760
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny just shot at himself. He got so mad.

761
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 1: He got so mad, was it coming out the top

762
00:44:53,120 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 1: of his ankle? Yes wearing white linen camprete pants, and

763
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: it was We're gonna devote four hours to pooping yourself.

764
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: What a show. I think Uncle Johnny's dodging my call.

765
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 1: I've tried three times. What's the what's the text? Scary?

766
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 1: I was wearing a skirt sitting in front of of

767
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 1: the pit at a puddle of mud concert and I

768
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: had too much to try. Oh my god, don't ever

769
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 1: put yourself at a puddle of mud contract. Hey Alex,

770
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I left my phone at home, so you

771
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 1: can't text me, but I love you. Okay, I'll leave

772
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 1: mine too, but love you. That was That was a

773
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 1: little passive aggressive, found tank. Do you need to be

774
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 1: more response? Should never put yourself at a puddle of

775
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: mud concert? I think that's a perfect place exactly if

776
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:50,399
Speaker 1: you're gonna put yourself that's it. Confuse people. What happened

777
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 1: to puddle of mund I don't know. I think I

778
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: had one hit called blurry, and then they had one

779
00:45:55,680 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 1: what oh hit. Let's go talk to daniel Hi, Danielle Hi,

780
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 1: eld how's everything in beautiful Lancaster, Pennsylvania. You know they

781
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 1: hated us there when they when they put us on

782
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 1: I love you I don't care about Okay, So what happened, Danielle?

783
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 1: So I was living in Texas. I had a small

784
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:19,280
Speaker 1: commute twenty minutes. I drank my morning coffee driving around,

785
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 1: and all sudden I started feeling cramps. I'm like, I

786
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: can make it, got out of the car, started running

787
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: and I tripped. And when I tripped, I pooed myself.

788
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 1: So I mean, are you on the ground and pooing yourself?

789
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:44,879
Speaker 1: I mean I'm on the ground crying, trying to reach

790
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 1: the door. It was horrible and brought me back to

791
00:46:56,040 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 1: my childhood. I think I was trying. Sorry. I'm so sorry,

792
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: daniel I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh Pepsi, I'm

793
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 1: a nice cold PEPSI just arrived. Oh now he's gonna

794
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 1: start burpon, Duke daniel Thanks for sharing that story of hope.

795
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: You guys, we love you more. Thank you. Can we

796
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 1: just do an entire show devoted to people yourself? Oh? Look,

797
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: you know I don't drink carbonated beverages because this PEPSI

798
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: looks so good. Hold on, Oh no, I'm going to

799
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:35,359
Speaker 1: create your own story. Oh that's so good. I'm gonna burp.

800
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: He's gonna oh, you feel better. I can't believe they

801
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 1: pay us to come in and do this. They might

802
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 1: not anymore. Hello, Jackie, how are you? Hi? Good morning,

803
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: Good morning. We're talking about and I'm burping out loud

804
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: and they page for this. So what's going on? Jackie?

805
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: Tell us your story. You're listening to Q one on two.

806
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: I am So. Today is my birthday and I actually

807
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,880
Speaker 1: duped myself on the way to a huge job interview.

808
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 1: First of all, happy birthday. So so you're going to

809
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 1: a job interview and you duke yourself. I probably been.

810
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:22,720
Speaker 1: I was on my way, I was walking down the street.

811
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 1: I missed ju the fart, and I shut myself. Can

812
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 1: we say the word chat? Oh no, I think the

813
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: word chat is good? Chat is good? So I missed,

814
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 1: she missed. I love that you missed. She missed. Judge

815
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: a fart. I never trust a fart, never, I know.

816
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: I called my friend for help and she just busted

817
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: out laughing and she wouldn't stop lasting, Oh my gosh,

818
00:48:54,840 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 1: well and throw my undermeribed way. But it was all

819
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 1: over my skirt. So when I went in to meet

820
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 1: the person I was interviewing with, I had to like

821
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 1: always be facing them so that I didn't turn them out.

822
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 1: Did you get it? Did you get the job? I

823
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 1: got the job? Well, guess what? You just want to taste? Holiday?

824
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: It's time to give the gift of taste. The season

825
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,280
Speaker 1: of giving is here in The folks that Taints Bakeshop

826
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: are in the giving mood. So they're gifting you an

827
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: amazing Christmas party dessert tower. Oh an entire tower of dessert. Okay,

828
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 1: So in your in your dessert tower from Takes, you

829
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:56,359
Speaker 1: get their signature chocolate ship, cookies, a delectable sour cream coffeecake,

830
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 1: a chocolate you also get a chocolate chip pie and brownies. Yeah,

831
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. What a great day to

832
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 1: call the local radio station to talk about dukie yourself?

833
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 1: You know. Oh no, it's you that should be thanked.

834
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:24,360
Speaker 1: We love you so much. Thank you for listening, Jackie. Jackie, Right, Jackie,

835
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 1: have a beautiful day, and let's try to control hold

836
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 1: on a second. Keep in mind Takes Bakeshop for any

837
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 1: and every reason. Go to takes bakeshop dot com. Use

838
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 1: the promo code. Elvis gets a big percentage off, like

839
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 1: twenty percent off. Go now, won't you? Can we get

840
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 1: back to the Puddle of Mud concert. That was a

841
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 1: solid act. Are we running late? It's been fun? What fun?

842
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 1: It's been fun? I think the fran trimp is here.

843
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,319
Speaker 1: We have to take a break. Your phone to coming

844
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:07,760
Speaker 1: up next show Elvis Durand in the morning show Elvis

845
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:11,359
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand, the Elvis Durand phone tap And today it's

846
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:15,399
Speaker 1: from Garrett. Yes, what's it all about? Garrett Kristen's going

847
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 1: to play a phone tap on her husband Tony. Now,

848
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 1: Tony's that guy on the block who loves to deck

849
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: out his house for the holiday season with lights, blow

850
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 1: up things on in the front lawn, all over the house,

851
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 1: even in the backyard. So I'm going to start the

852
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: call to Tony as his brand new neighbor that lives

853
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,799
Speaker 1: right behind him that he hasn't met yet, let him

854
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: know I have a little issue with his holiday decor

855
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: around his house. Oh good, the new neighbor chiming in, Yes,

856
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 1: the holiday decorations. Let's listen in to Garrett's phone tap.

857
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Tony lar? Yes?

858
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 1: Is this hey Tony. My name is George Feeney. I

859
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 1: live right behind you. I just moved in about three

860
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 1: weeks ago. We haven't met yet, so oh hey, I

861
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 1: know this is not the best way to meet, but

862
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,439
Speaker 1: I'm having a little issue and wondering if you could

863
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 1: help me out with this. Yeah, okay, go ahead. I

864
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 1: noticed about three days ago your Christmas stuff went up

865
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 1: in your front and even backyard too. Um, but why

866
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,879
Speaker 1: have stuff in the backyard. It's it's just a little

867
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,720
Speaker 1: bit much coming into my house and it's always blinking

868
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 1: and boom boom boom, and I'm trying to sleep and

869
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 1: it's like boom boom. I understand, but but you know,

870
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 1: you get to understand too. It is the season. Can

871
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 1: you just maybe tone down the lights or take down

872
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 1: a few in the backyard And just I know you're

873
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 1: new and everything, but I ask anybody in the neighborhood.

874
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: Every single year, people come from all over. I am like, I'm,

875
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,479
Speaker 1: you know, a famous a little bit around the area

876
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 1: for this. Okay. You know, I've won awards every year.

877
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: I get a prize, okay for doing what I do

878
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 1: the blinds or whatever. And and you know, I'm very

879
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 1: sorry you can't sleep. Put a put a mask over

880
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 1: your face or whatever your eyes, cover your eyes somehow.

881
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 1: But the lights are not going off. Okay, I was

882
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 1: afraid that we're going down this route. This morning, I

883
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,720
Speaker 1: went to your house and I took your blow up, Santa.

884
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:00,360
Speaker 1: I took your blow up inflatable Santa, and not have

885
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:04,800
Speaker 1: you better not have? Yes, yes, even touched it. It

886
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: is sitting in my basement right now. And if you

887
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 1: want to turn down some of your lights, you can

888
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: get Santa back. Listen to me. I get home about

889
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 1: six seven o'clock. That better be back where you found it.

890
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 1: Do you understand me? I will give it back and

891
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: put it where I found it exact place once, once

892
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: the lights get turned off. No, you're not getting turned off. Okay.

893
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,800
Speaker 1: I don't get them from names from you. Okay, you

894
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 1: want amazing back again? There's a family a you want

895
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 1: to stand. I put that on my world from my kids.

896
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 1: Do you understand what that means to me? You're giving

897
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 1: your kids a blow up? Santa? Yes, I am okay?

898
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 1: Business all right? Well your business? Well maybe we can

899
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 1: work a deal. We're friends here, we're friends. Deals all right? Well,

900
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 1: maybe you can come over. We'll have some coffee or

901
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,399
Speaker 1: maybe some tea. Seem like a t guy. We'll talk

902
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 1: about this. How about that for I will defight Santa

903
00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:59,800
Speaker 1: right now. I will defight him, and you will not

904
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 1: be able to blow him up again. I will go,

905
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:12,799
Speaker 1: I will cut him. Call him. PS, make sure your

906
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:14,839
Speaker 1: wife is wearing some clothes, because I'm tired of seeing

907
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: her walk around naked in the backyard. She had some

908
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,879
Speaker 1: orange juice naked the other day. Whoa Lodi do looked

909
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 1: at me? No, she does not do that, first of all.

910
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:26,320
Speaker 1: And if you disrespect my wife one more time, by second,

911
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:30,399
Speaker 1: you're gonna get Yes. I am never disrespecting anybody. Give

912
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 1: me two. I was helpy there christ Oh my god,

913
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:36,840
Speaker 1: I'm in so much. I didn't know he was that

914
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 1: into Christmas. He's awful. Oh he's calling me right now.

915
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,759
Speaker 1: Let it go to voicemail and freak him out a

916
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 1: little bit more and then we'll call him right back. Okay, okay, Hello, Hi, Hi, honey,

917
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,640
Speaker 1: with that, Hey, hey, listen, louse, w well are you

918
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:53,840
Speaker 1: right now? You home? I'm running aaronson at the post office.

919
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 1: And then I was gonna go forget go home right now.

920
00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:59,320
Speaker 1: He should have gone. Houses under attack, but a gracy

921
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,479
Speaker 1: got behind her house is under attack. Yes, she's saying

922
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 1: he took shat already he took fantah. Yeah, she said,

923
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,400
Speaker 1: he's so shaana and he's not gonna give him back

924
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 1: until I dalk the legs of the back. He's like

925
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: kipping him up at night. I don't know whatever, I

926
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 1: don't care. I'm like you having a crickets over here,

927
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: he thought, doesn't even celebrate Christmas. That's why he's so pisched. Um.

928
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 1: He might have a point. What the backyard life? If

929
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 1: they're too bright here talking him? What do you turn

930
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: it on me now too? Oh? Yeah, I know the thing.

931
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 1: But he's telling me that if he's looking at you

932
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 1: through the window drinking orange shoes naked, we're just doing that.

933
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 1: I do it every morning. How sho are you doing?

934
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 1: Why would you do that? It's kind of mining. I'm

935
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 1: so embarrassed this guys. I'm told Malia say, he's making

936
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:46,320
Speaker 1: things up and he's tell the minute truth on this

937
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:50,240
Speaker 1: put some clothes on and drinking juice? Will you? Tony? Tony?

938
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 1: What hey, Tony? My name is Gareth andm Elvis Duran

939
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,440
Speaker 1: in the morning show and you just got phone tats.

940
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:03,759
Speaker 1: Oh my yo, I already drow. I was already starting

941
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:06,319
Speaker 1: to drive at home ninety miles an hour over, Tony,

942
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 1: what do you want to say to your wife? Oh? Yeah,

943
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: stand a better be home when I get home. And

944
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 1: have an idea for a phone tab. Go to Ellis

945
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,319
Speaker 1: Durrand dot com. Click on the phone tap tab tell

946
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,319
Speaker 1: us what you want to do. This is a table

947
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:27,840
Speaker 1: was prerecorded with permission granted by all see Elvis Durand

948
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 1: Phone Tap on Elvis Durand in the Morning show. There

949
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: you go. It's the best of the holiday phone taps

950
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,880
Speaker 1: all this week. Who's doing tomorrow? Scary? I think it's

951
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: boy band Bonanza, the Christmas Collection tomorrow. Oh my god,

952
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 1: I can't wait till tomorrow. All right, well, thank you,

953
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 1: Scary Danielle. I am so excited. I just get into

954
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 1: the Danielle Report, Danielle, Danielle coming up in twenty minutes.

955
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 1: The Big Gift, Dan, wait for the Big Gift? What

956
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:54,720
Speaker 1: would you do? I got catch up all over my fingers,

957
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 1: and so I got them all over my jeans, and

958
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 1: so now I'm pouring water on my jeans. And Nate said,

959
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 1: serves me right, because I plopped to ketchup on the

960
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:05,359
Speaker 1: fries and nobody wanted that except me. Oh right, Yeah,

961
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:09,239
Speaker 1: that's a monster only thinking of myself, you and your

962
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 1: your ketchup. All right? Well, with that said, in twenty minutes,

963
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 1: the big gift. What are we giving away today? You'll

964
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: find out in twenty minutes. Yesterday we gave away a

965
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 1: thousand dollars worth of Toomey luggage. Yeah, that was the

966
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 1: day before that, we gave away our cruise on Norwegian

967
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 1: Cruise Line. What are we going to give away today? Nate?

968
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 1: Do you know? I actually don't. It's so nice to

969
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 1: be out of the loop on a few things, it

970
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 1: really is. I got to tell you, sometimes having a

971
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 1: stroke as a good thing. You just you're you're unaware.

972
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's true. Too great, Nate. I've had two.

973
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 1: I've had twice as many strokes as Dick Clark. Believe

974
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:49,240
Speaker 1: that one. It's not good. He's dead, I know, but

975
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 1: I'm sure he would make a joke like that. I've

976
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 1: had like four, less than Winston Churchill. I looked it up.

977
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:58,480
Speaker 1: It's d did you well, you were like out on stroke?

978
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 1: Leave actually looked up famous people who've had I'm like,

979
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 1: I've had two. I'm not even forty. He had six

980
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:08,640
Speaker 1: and he lived to like eighties. So I'm like there

981
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 1: was a stroke toteboard. We we love you, I love

982
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,040
Speaker 1: all you. Can you give me a favorite who? You?

983
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:23,920
Speaker 1: Please stop having frigging strokes. I'm trying on the stroke.

984
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 1: Keep it. Keep an open mind, you know what I'm saying.

985
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:31,680
Speaker 1: Let's get it, Daniel. Yes, what do you guys laugh

986
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 1: at my sweatshirt that says this is my Hallmark movie

987
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 1: watching sweatshirt? But Jasmine Stringer from Minneapolis is being paid

988
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:43,479
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars to watch twenty four Hallmark Christmas movies.

989
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: She won the contest. Remember I told you that's a contest.

990
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: That what's happening. There's no word if she'll let all

991
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 1: her cats watch, that's the joke people watch by herself.

992
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 1: They paid her a thousand dollars a thousand I would

993
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 1: pay a thousand dollars to never see a Hallmark movie.

994
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 1: Two hundred and eighteen thousand people applied for this gig,

995
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 1: and in the end she got it. Not a good

996
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 1: hourly wage at all. I'll do it, are you kidding?

997
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 1: Ould do it for free? Okay, So you guys know

998
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:12,960
Speaker 1: the Peloton wife in the commercial that everybody's like, well,

999
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,720
Speaker 1: guess what, she just got a gig on the bold

1000
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 1: in the beautiful. Yeah, so she's you know, the headline

1001
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:25,120
Speaker 1: here is the boat. The controversy, the controversy that happened

1002
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 1: with her was good for her, okay, because everybody knows

1003
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 1: her now and she's getting gigs. Um let's see, there's

1004
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 1: a list of the best Christmas albums of the two thousands. Um,

1005
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 1: let me just tell you the top three. Merry Christmas

1006
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 1: to you. Mariah Kerry is number three, Sarah McLaughlin Winter

1007
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 1: Song is number two, and Kelly Clarkson's Wrapped in Rest

1008
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 1: and comes in at number one. Wouldn't I guess if

1009
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,120
Speaker 1: I was to tell you what's going on in the studio. Well,

1010
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 1: I'm trying to do this report right now, and Mate

1011
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 1: and and Elvis are making fart noises at each other.

1012
00:59:56,120 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 1: This is what I had to work with. I'm just

1013
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:07,520
Speaker 1: watch Late Night. I'm just gonna keep going. South Park

1014
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 1: viewers watched thirty billion minutes of the show in twenty nineteen.

1015
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 1: Looks like Jesse Smollette might be coming back to Empire

1016
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:21,040
Speaker 1: before a job. Peca has been named Artist of the

1017
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:25,120
Speaker 1: Year by pauls uh. Let's see, Miley Cyrus and Cody

1018
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,640
Speaker 1: Simpson might be launching a new musical act called Bandit

1019
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 1: and Bardo. Have you heard my new usual group? What's

1020
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:35,040
Speaker 1: it called? Michael, Bandit and Bardo? Which one are you?

1021
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 1: I think I'm Bandit. Remember Cody Simpson was here. Yes,

1022
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 1: he's such a sweet guy. He's kind of dirty looking.

1023
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 1: Live in front of a studio atay, okay, Li've in

1024
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 1: front of a studio audience. All in the family in

1025
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 1: good times. That is uh out. Tonight on television, the

1026
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 1: Mass Singer the second season Finally there the thirty nine

1027
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:01,320
Speaker 1: season finale of Survivors. On tonight, you also have Dean

1028
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:05,040
Speaker 1: Kane hosting Masters of Illusion. It's a Christmas Magic twenty

1029
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:07,840
Speaker 1: nineteen special. And if you're into it, over on Netflix,

1030
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 1: it's the series premare of soundtrack. Oh, I'm so happy

1031
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 1: Dean Kane has a game. So you remember Wilson the

1032
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:17,480
Speaker 1: Cleaning Guy. Yes, he was such a good friend of ours.

1033
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 1: Love him. He's still around right in Jersey City, New

1034
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:23,240
Speaker 1: Jersey City Studios. Oh, Wilson, we miss you. Elvis Duran

1035
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:27,440
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show probably present a Christmas CD to

1036
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: end all Christmas CDs. Wilson the Cleaning Guy brings you

1037
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 1: the classics as only he can just listen dingle bell,

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Speaker 1: jingle bell, jingle bell rock, dingle bell chine jingle bellentine

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Speaker 1: dicit and the pressing jingle bella square and the frost.

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01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 1: You'll shed it here when you hear Wilson sing this

1041
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 1: rocknand this Christmas tree, let the Christmas beto green later

1042
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 1: on have some on combined and the world done song Colorlane.

1043
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 1: And if you act now you get this very special

1044
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:11,960
Speaker 1: wilsonized version of the kid's classic route Off the red

1045
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:17,600
Speaker 1: Nosed Reindeer for the rain nose Reindeer, husband e chess noise,

1046
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:22,439
Speaker 1: and he foos every song. Hey, you will ever say

1047
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 1: his clowe all they all the other raindeer. You see

1048
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:34,680
Speaker 1: the line aunt coney, then never let's put rolof play

1049
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:39,800
Speaker 1: any rainde game. Even Frosty himself would say Wilson's version

1050
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:44,439
Speaker 1: of his song is simply magical. Frosted the snow mame

1051
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 1: why it's a jolly happy song, while the cord copine

1052
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:54,400
Speaker 1: it on bottom noise All together you smell house cold

1053
01:02:55,440 --> 01:03:00,360
Speaker 1: frost in the snow. Man he tell the say he

1054
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 1: was man, No Wilson, the cleaning guys, timeless Christmas c

1055
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 1: d no matter why Holiday is yours. It's time for

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01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:18,200
Speaker 1: us all to celebrate the holidays. Those lights on the train,

1057
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:22,960
Speaker 1: I Am going to wrap them in your neck. Stop

1058
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 1: bull Happy Holidays from Elie Stran in the Morning Show.

1059
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 1: If you're like me and like a little naughty, crazy

1060
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:34,240
Speaker 1: fun with your friends, go get the Telestrations after Dark

1061
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:36,560
Speaker 1: board Game. I just love playing this game and you

1062
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:40,000
Speaker 1: will too. Buy it today at Target Bedbetha beyond Barnes

1063
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 1: and Noble, or where are you buy board games? Oh Chalula?

1064
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:47,040
Speaker 1: What is there to be said about Chalula that we

1065
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 1: haven't already said? We just come it all over all

1066
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:51,320
Speaker 1: the stuff that we're eating and needing a lot of stuff.

1067
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:54,240
Speaker 1: I just had those egg bites from Starbucks. Oh yeah,

1068
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:57,600
Speaker 1: gotta be honest. They're good, but they need Chalula a

1069
01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 1: little bit of enhancement. As long as I have that

1070
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:03,440
Speaker 1: wooden cap on my hot sauce, I know it's Chilula

1071
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:06,560
Speaker 1: and all the flavors. Oh oh good, I am not

1072
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,840
Speaker 1: even kidding. You actually sort of use it as decoration

1073
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 1: in my apartment. Danielle came over on Friday. She was like,

1074
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe how many bottles she

1075
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:16,960
Speaker 1: has around. She really does and no offense. You're decorating

1076
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,960
Speaker 1: with hot sauce. Yes, it's beautiful. You need a gay

1077
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,200
Speaker 1: guy in your life. I mean, Cholula hot sauce is

1078
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,320
Speaker 1: a beautiful thing. Yes. And I got a little wooden

1079
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:25,960
Speaker 1: thing and I displayed all the flavors because they have

1080
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:30,880
Speaker 1: a ton of flavors like original, green pepper, sweet hobban arrow, chipotle, chili, garlic,

1081
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:33,400
Speaker 1: chili lime. And like we said, it enhances the flavor

1082
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:36,160
Speaker 1: without overpowering it with spice. We love Cholula hot sauce.

1083
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:38,520
Speaker 1: Try it, buy it for yourselves, tell friends about it.

1084
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:46,920
Speaker 1: The one with a wooden cap, he sprang to his sleigh,

1085
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 1: to his team, gave a whistle, and away they all

1086
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:52,320
Speaker 1: flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard

1087
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:55,520
Speaker 1: him exclaim as he drove out of sight, kiss my

1088
01:04:55,680 --> 01:05:02,240
Speaker 1: hairy you're not doing what I'm You didn't do. Shut shut,

1089
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:08,680
Speaker 1: I will kill you. Get out of my life. Screw it.

1090
01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:13,400
Speaker 1: I'm going home this holidays. You stick it here From

1091
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:20,280
Speaker 1: Elstrand in the Morning Show, you are found. The snowflakes

1092
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 1: are texting us today high snowflakes, snowflake alert snowflakes. What

1093
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:33,640
Speaker 1: are they offended? Back today? People are offended. People get

1094
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:36,600
Speaker 1: they get so offended at the things we say. Was

1095
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:38,600
Speaker 1: it me? It's always me? What I do? Now? It

1096
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:41,640
Speaker 1: wasn't it? No, it wasn't you. Well, people wake up

1097
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:43,960
Speaker 1: looking first, I mean stuff to be offended about. Yeah,

1098
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:46,400
Speaker 1: stop being offended. If you're offended, go away. I mean

1099
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:48,200
Speaker 1: no offense. I mean I love you. If you're listening,

1100
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:50,400
Speaker 1: just understand that every once in a while, we're gonna

1101
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,520
Speaker 1: be a little offensive. It's okay to be a friendship.

1102
01:05:55,480 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 1: Ridiculous snow, ridiculous seriously yourself conversation. Yeah, no, they're they're

1103
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 1: mad that we talked about people pooing themselves earlier. It happens,

1104
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:13,960
Speaker 1: it's life. They are ridiculous. What are these words? We

1105
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,960
Speaker 1: don't know I've ever heard these words of this song?

1106
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:25,479
Speaker 1: What the hell is this? This is? Let it snow?

1107
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:37,400
Speaker 1: We count blessings of she who wrote this right now.

1108
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:40,560
Speaker 1: I'm offended. They took a great song, let us Snow,

1109
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:45,760
Speaker 1: and they turn it into this. Oh I can't. I'm offended.

1110
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:52,160
Speaker 1: You're offended. I'm offended that you're offended that I'm offended. Froggy. Yes,

1111
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:54,720
Speaker 1: I'm not listening to this show anymore. I'm I'm turning it.

1112
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:58,080
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan. I'm not a fan of this show. Yes, yes,

1113
01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:00,280
Speaker 1: producer Sam, Are you offended today? No, I'm really I'm

1114
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,080
Speaker 1: offended you turned it off. I love that song. It's

1115
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:04,960
Speaker 1: from White Christmas. There I know, but those words, I mean,

1116
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:08,160
Speaker 1: that's not letting snow. I grew up too White Christmas.

1117
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:10,080
Speaker 1: I used to watch it with my daddy all the time.

1118
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:16,120
Speaker 1: That was one of our favorite movies. Are you triggered? Yeah?

1119
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:20,400
Speaker 1: What happened? People are offended? People are texting us. Actually

1120
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:24,160
Speaker 1: just one person was My favorite is when someone texted,

1121
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:26,600
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna listen anymore because of X y Z.

1122
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,720
Speaker 1: And then they texted the next day and you did

1123
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:31,800
Speaker 1: it again. I'm like, oh, you're still here, are you?

1124
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:35,000
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, here's what's great about this great country

1125
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:37,520
Speaker 1: of ours. You have a choice. If you want to

1126
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:39,720
Speaker 1: go listen to light FM, go listen to light FM.

1127
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:42,640
Speaker 1: If you want to go listen to like Coast, what

1128
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:47,120
Speaker 1: those stupid stations? The River? Thanks for listening to the River.

1129
01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:50,720
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, go listen. It's okay. If you want

1130
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:53,919
Speaker 1: to hang out with us, your buddies, your pals. You'll

1131
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:56,440
Speaker 1: be offended from time to time, but it's okay. We

1132
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:59,360
Speaker 1: all get along. We all we apologist. I'm sorry if

1133
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:03,080
Speaker 1: I offended you. Are you all right? By the way,

1134
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:06,560
Speaker 1: we got to talk about Nate two things. He walked

1135
01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:10,600
Speaker 1: in today and said, has it snow recently? I'm it

1136
01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:15,920
Speaker 1: snone So we can nane s n O w n

1137
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:20,360
Speaker 1: it's the past of snow. Thought it was snowed. No,

1138
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:23,320
Speaker 1: I mean it could be snowed, but I Snane's a word,

1139
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:27,160
Speaker 1: so okay. So this guy says the word snane, So

1140
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:29,519
Speaker 1: I look at him, I'm like, are you okay? Are

1141
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:32,439
Speaker 1: you having another stroke? I'm not having another stroke? So

1142
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:36,400
Speaker 1: I go online and sure enough, Nates write snane. Snane

1143
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:38,479
Speaker 1: is a word. Looking up, Daniel, it is. It is

1144
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:45,160
Speaker 1: a word. Zack hoord, it's snow last night. It SnO word,

1145
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,200
Speaker 1: I know, but it's a word. It's there. Snow is

1146
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:50,280
Speaker 1: a word. I'm going out. How much ketchup can you

1147
01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:56,240
Speaker 1: spell on yourself? Is it still catch up? All of them?

1148
01:08:56,240 --> 01:09:00,400
Speaker 1: I sweatshirt, I smell like tomato. She committed the ultimate

1149
01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:03,160
Speaker 1: party foul, and then the fries fought back. It's the

1150
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:05,640
Speaker 1: best thing, you know, my favorite thing. And I'm not

1151
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:09,519
Speaker 1: kidding you. When Scary spills ketchup on his shirt, he

1152
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:16,439
Speaker 1: sucks it out. You suck. You suck the ketchup out

1153
01:09:16,479 --> 01:09:18,880
Speaker 1: of your shirt before it leaves a stain and goes dry.

1154
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:21,280
Speaker 1: I just suck it out. It comes right out of

1155
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:24,240
Speaker 1: the fabi. But you taste You're like, oh no, it's

1156
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:28,360
Speaker 1: so nice you taste it. Oh anyway, So okay, back

1157
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:32,880
Speaker 1: to snone. It's it's a word. I mean, he's would

1158
01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:36,120
Speaker 1: you stop doing sorright? I mean it's a real word, snane. Yeah,

1159
01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:38,640
Speaker 1: I used it before. I haven't used it recently, but

1160
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:40,439
Speaker 1: I think my stroke when I had it, it kind

1161
01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:43,639
Speaker 1: of put it back at the top of my list. Yeah,

1162
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,679
Speaker 1: i'd used words I haven't used the ears or words

1163
01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:49,080
Speaker 1: I never even knew I knew. So what else? What

1164
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:53,240
Speaker 1: else has changed? Since you're I smell and taste things

1165
01:09:53,479 --> 01:09:57,120
Speaker 1: way more than I used too. Yeah, it's like my

1166
01:09:57,200 --> 01:10:00,920
Speaker 1: new superpower. I walked in this morning. He's, oh, you

1167
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:05,439
Speaker 1: smell like booze. Yeah? I do like merlot, right, and

1168
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:09,400
Speaker 1: I don't. I never drink merlo. Okay, anyway, So you're

1169
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:11,960
Speaker 1: smelling things you didn't used to smell. You're using words

1170
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,679
Speaker 1: you never use. It's really weird. It's like I unlocked

1171
01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:16,400
Speaker 1: a new level in my brain that I didn't know

1172
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:19,800
Speaker 1: I had. It's crazy. Oh, speaking of Nate and his stroke,

1173
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:25,360
Speaker 1: I need music here, scary stroke music. Yes, stroke man strokes,

1174
01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:28,519
Speaker 1: Just give me some music. Scary Cirn's carter stroking. Can

1175
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:32,200
Speaker 1: you stop sucking the ketchup out of your shirt? Ketchup

1176
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:36,200
Speaker 1: out of my shirt? Are you ready? Where is it?

1177
01:10:36,439 --> 01:10:40,040
Speaker 1: Four and four? Oh? Here we go? So, as you know,

1178
01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:43,400
Speaker 1: our Nate has had two strokes and we're one drinking.

1179
01:10:43,439 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 1: So if Nate decides to stroke out, what do we do?

1180
01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:52,479
Speaker 1: So he he wrote us a list things to do.

1181
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:55,920
Speaker 1: Gandhi listen. Gandhi asked me, well, what do I need

1182
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:59,080
Speaker 1: to do Casey stroke out? Gandhi prepared this list. It's

1183
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:02,160
Speaker 1: very nice. So I'm worried. So Gandhi, yes, you have

1184
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:04,880
Speaker 1: a list in case he has another stroke. We need

1185
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:07,680
Speaker 1: to follow these rules, Daniel, are you paying time? And

1186
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:12,120
Speaker 1: I went and posted it everywhere a ready, all the

1187
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:14,519
Speaker 1: way from Florida. I'll help out life in quizzing them.

1188
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:16,120
Speaker 1: We all have copies in our bags that we have

1189
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:18,519
Speaker 1: to carry it all. So if Nate has a stroke,

1190
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:20,439
Speaker 1: I kid you not this is the list. What do

1191
01:11:20,479 --> 01:11:23,799
Speaker 1: we do is what we do? The first thing we do, yes,

1192
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:27,120
Speaker 1: very important. Second thing we do tell them he has

1193
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:30,160
Speaker 1: a heart valve replacement. Yeah, because there are things that

1194
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:33,280
Speaker 1: they should not be doing to him to bring him back. Right,

1195
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:37,559
Speaker 1: that heart valve replacement. People, No, they can't handle. Third

1196
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:40,439
Speaker 1: thing we do tell them he had a subarachnoid hemorrhage. Yes,

1197
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:42,960
Speaker 1: that's what I had four weeks ago and three days

1198
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:46,639
Speaker 1: four weeks and three days ago. Yeah. Then we tell them, oh,

1199
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:48,680
Speaker 1: also he had a stroke a year ago. We have

1200
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:50,840
Speaker 1: to tell them that too, Yeah, okay. Then we have

1201
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:53,920
Speaker 1: to tell them that somehow Nate is allergic to neosporin.

1202
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:57,479
Speaker 1: I don't know how. That's weird. He'll get a rash.

1203
01:11:57,560 --> 01:11:59,200
Speaker 1: Be careful what you're doing with the ivy and where

1204
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:00,880
Speaker 1: you're sticking it in, what are putting on it? And

1205
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,000
Speaker 1: then we have to tell them all the current medicine

1206
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:05,200
Speaker 1: that he's taking, so that in case they want to

1207
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:08,120
Speaker 1: give him something that counteracts with it, he's okay. Do

1208
01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:10,640
Speaker 1: we have just fifteen minutes to have this conversation with them?

1209
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:15,040
Speaker 1: Do we have a list of your right here? All right?

1210
01:12:15,479 --> 01:12:18,920
Speaker 1: The list is Gabapenton am a triplane, I'd be profen

1211
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:21,640
Speaker 1: oxycodone as needed. And then he was on something that

1212
01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:23,439
Speaker 1: he ended on the sixteenth, So we're going to cross

1213
01:12:23,439 --> 01:12:25,360
Speaker 1: that of the list now, okay, So those are the

1214
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:27,559
Speaker 1: things we need to tell the nine one one people. Yes,

1215
01:12:27,680 --> 01:12:30,120
Speaker 1: all right, and now we know if Nate has a

1216
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:31,960
Speaker 1: stroke we need this. Lets can we post that on

1217
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:36,000
Speaker 1: the wall. It's always boasted everywhere. I mean, I I

1218
01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:38,720
Speaker 1: really did right there. Okay, it is posted for that.

1219
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:41,040
Speaker 1: It's important. Nate's not going out on my watch. I

1220
01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:42,519
Speaker 1: gave it to all the interns. I gave it to

1221
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:46,679
Speaker 1: Scottie and Andrew. It's in Josh's studios everywhere. Good, Thank

1222
01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:48,559
Speaker 1: you everybody. I want to make sure you're covering. Yeah,

1223
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:54,559
Speaker 1: I mean, we violated several hippo laws. But it's okay.

1224
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:57,320
Speaker 1: Now we don't. We don't have to abide by hip exactly.

1225
01:12:57,400 --> 01:13:00,400
Speaker 1: I'm fine with fed. All right, let's go around the room.

1226
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:02,040
Speaker 1: We'll start with you, Danielle. What's on your mind today?

1227
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:04,519
Speaker 1: So we were talking about shopping and everything yesterday. So

1228
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:07,439
Speaker 1: I don't know about you guys, but I actually feel

1229
01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:11,360
Speaker 1: good about my shopping this year. For I feel in control.

1230
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:14,320
Speaker 1: One thing, really I feel like I'm almost done, Like

1231
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:16,160
Speaker 1: I have a small little list of a couple of

1232
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:18,479
Speaker 1: little things I need to get. Christmas is like tomorrow.

1233
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:21,160
Speaker 1: It's like a week from what is it next Thursday?

1234
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:24,960
Speaker 1: Next Friday? On Thursday is Wednesday? I don't know it's

1235
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,479
Speaker 1: next week at sometimes. But I honestly feel like I

1236
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:29,880
Speaker 1: have a grip this year on my shopping, which is

1237
01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:32,720
Speaker 1: crazy that Daniel, one week from today, I feel is

1238
01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:34,760
Speaker 1: it one week from today? One week from is you

1239
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:37,960
Speaker 1: better start Amazon? I'm gonna start shopping. By the way,

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Speaker 1: Snowane is not in the Merriam Webster Dictionary. It's I

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Speaker 1: had a stroke diction, a special dictionary for people who

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Speaker 1: them strokes. Congratulate. I'm sorry if you are not ready,

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Speaker 1: I apologize. I don't want to getting ready for some

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Speaker 1: kind of jelly, but I but I feel pretty good

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Speaker 1: right now about that, at least that part of my life.

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Speaker 1: I hope every artist who has played on the radio

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Speaker 1: has a little bit of humble pie every day and

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Speaker 1: realize that's how freaking lucky they are, not just super talented,

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Speaker 1: because you do have to have the right opportunity to

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Speaker 1: get where you are today. And I say that because

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Speaker 1: last night, I was in the subway and I was

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Speaker 1: listening to a subway performer he blew me away, and

1253
01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:22,799
Speaker 1: I'm like, this guy is just performing in the subway.

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Speaker 1: His instagram is gr dot NYC and he was singing

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Speaker 1: at a James at Last. When I got he's walking

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Speaker 1: around in tall red like kinky boots. He is a

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Speaker 1: performer and he's just on the subway. I'm like, sir,

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Speaker 1: you need to be famous. You are fabulous and your

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Speaker 1: voice is incredible. Let me tell you something. The subway

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Speaker 1: is more entertaining than jingle ball. I think they have

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Speaker 1: the best performers down there. It was so good he

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Speaker 1: blew me away, So pay attention to your performers when

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Speaker 1: they're great and freaking love you, Gilbert, you what's up

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Speaker 1: with you? You know? I don't think Mall Santa's get

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Speaker 1: paid enough. I don't know what they get paid, but

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Speaker 1: they don't get paid enough. Mine. A couple of double

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Speaker 1: days ago, I saw a Mall Santa kid Pete on

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Speaker 1: the Santa C So, I don't know what they pay

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01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:03,599
Speaker 1: that guy, but it's not enough. He lets random kids

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Speaker 1: with all kinds of diseases sit on his lap all

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Speaker 1: day long, giving him a cold, peeing on him, pooping

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Speaker 1: on him, and then he gets up and goes home.

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Speaker 1: He is one thing. Please don't pooh on Santa. Seriously,

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Speaker 1: don't pool Santa. I'd be so mad if I was

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Speaker 1: Santa and got a cold. Watch up with you, Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: I am two days late to the party, but I

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01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:24,280
Speaker 1: think all of us want to celebrate this same thing.

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01:15:24,479 --> 01:15:27,000
Speaker 1: We know some women who made the Billboard Women in

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Speaker 1: Music twenty nineteen list, and we love them, so a

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Speaker 1: big shout out to our booth thea Sharon Daster made

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Speaker 1: it on there. We love both of them, so I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to give them a big congratulations because that's

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Speaker 1: awesome and I love women who kick ass. Excellent, excellent,

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Speaker 1: um music, Scary, what do you have? Number three? Number three?

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Speaker 1: You're ready? It's time for the big gift. You know

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Speaker 1: you can put sleigh bells behind any song and turn

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Speaker 1: it into a Christmas classic. We should try, Scary. Do

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Speaker 1: you have any music? Yeah? Wait away, can you like

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Speaker 1: to produce the show? I'm oh, there it is everyone

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Speaker 1: saying good morning to our friend Lisa. Good morning Lisa.

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Speaker 1: Hi guys, happy holiday, you too, and you just won

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Speaker 1: the big gift. Yea, you don't even know what it

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Speaker 1: is and you're all happy. I know it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: What if it sucks? What if the big what if

1295
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:36,800
Speaker 1: the big gift sucks? However, you know what I could

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Speaker 1: be honest with. The big gift does not suck. You

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Speaker 1: just won a one thousand dollars Macy's gift Cardome. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, holidays are here. They told me. I had

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Speaker 1: to say that right here, must say holidays are here. Look,

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Speaker 1: Macy's has gifts for everyone on your list at all

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Speaker 1: price points. I love me. I could spend a year

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Speaker 1: at Macy's. They have gifts under twenty five dollars, gifts

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Speaker 1: under fifty dollars, gifts under on a hundred dollars. But

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Speaker 1: all you need to find is a gift under one

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Could you want a thousand dollars gift card

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Speaker 1: from Macy's. Oh my god, that is awesome. Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much, Thank you for listening. You just won the

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Speaker 1: big gift. Have a great day, okay, and thanks for

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Speaker 1: listening to us. Lisa, you too, Thank you. Hey, after

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Speaker 1: you go shopping at Macy's, calls and tell us what

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Speaker 1: you bought. Okay, absolutely all right, Hold on one second,

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Speaker 1: So the next two days at this time, we're giving

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Speaker 1: away more big gifts. I wonder what we're giving away

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Speaker 1: tomorrow into the big three things you need to know? Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: what's going on? All right? Four companies are being sued

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Speaker 1: by the Michigan Attorney General over the opioid epidemic, making

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Speaker 1: Michigan the first state in the country to classify major

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Speaker 1: opioid distributors as drug dealers. More than two thousand Michigan

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Speaker 1: residents died last year from opioid overdoses, so they're really

1320
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Speaker 1: going after this two thousand just last year. Wow. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Researchers have figured out something that's going to depress us all.

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Speaker 1: If you want to get over the winter blues, they

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Speaker 1: are saying, the key is to avoiding sweets. I don't

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Speaker 1: know how you do that at the holiday season. We

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Speaker 1: have two plates of something over here. It's impossible, but

1326
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Speaker 1: apparently sugar can trigger processes in your body that are

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Speaker 1: connected to depression and negativity. Let me tell you, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not feeling too happy. I feel I'm totally thrilled exactly.

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Speaker 1: There's like chocolate moose inside these canolis. I know Alonso

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Speaker 1: added a new feature to uh should I say her name?

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Speaker 1: A l e X A Alexa. Yeah, well I didn't

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Speaker 1: want to turn everyone's on. You know, this feature is

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Speaker 1: going to help you change the subject if a family

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Speaker 1: argument breaks out over the holidays. Apparently you can just

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Speaker 1: yell Alexa, change the subject and she'll throw out a

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Speaker 1: new topic. We need that on our ship. We shouldn't

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Speaker 1: get one of those. And James the topic and those

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Speaker 1: I'm reminding you that Walgreens is right around the corner

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Speaker 1: for you when you need anything during the holidays, from

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Speaker 1: the sniffles away. It's easy, get in, get out, get

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Speaker 1: sometimes when you guys are talking about Christmas carols, if

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Speaker 1: and so you if you did a search on porn

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Speaker 1: hub for Dominic the Donkey, rolled the dice, found something weird.

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Speaker 1: I know it looks like Garrett. By the way, Garrett,

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Speaker 1: he looks like you. It might be me. I I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna say not gonna show Nate what you got

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Speaker 1: are you ready for this? Did he gets real foggy?

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Speaker 1: Have you seen this? Well? There is a male star

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Speaker 1: uh named Dominic. No, that looks exactly like Garrett. I know,

1360
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Speaker 1: but it's I mean, he has like an all. If

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Speaker 1: it's him, he can do it? Yes he could, yes

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Speaker 1: he yeah? Wow look at that? Oh my god, No,

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Speaker 1: how that hurts out. I never leave the house. There's

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Speaker 1: no way. I couldn't even walk after Look what he

1365
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Speaker 1: can do himself? He can do it? Does he live

1366
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Speaker 1: in in the area? Him? Over? We never never leave. No, Garrett,

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Speaker 1: it looks like you. It could be me. I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna confirm or deny it. Just confirm it. Yes, No,

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Speaker 1: that's not that's not Garrett? Or is it? I saw

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Speaker 1: Garrett and nude one time. Oh did you we are?

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Speaker 1: We were in um the Bahamas. I think we were

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Speaker 1: in the locker room in a pool. You were there, too, Brody.

1373
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Speaker 1: We all looked at Garrett, we all, we all looked

1374
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Speaker 1: at you. Yeah, my eyes are up here. Guys, I

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Speaker 1: mean Garrett, he's packing, but not like that guy. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that guy really is packing. I know. Christmas Carol. So

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Speaker 1: we're doing a search for Dominic to donkey on porn

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Speaker 1: and don't at me, don't at me, dude at him. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he'd love you to Okay. Uh oh, I bet white

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Speaker 1: Christmas brings up some weird stuff. You have some music

1381
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Speaker 1: for us, Gary, I do. Oh, here's my favorite holiday song.

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Speaker 1: It's about Foggy You're bitching and the ching. Yeah, it's

1383
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Speaker 1: Froggy the Big Honky the Red and Christmas Honky nastcar

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Speaker 1: car car, nestcar, nest car car car car all right,

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Speaker 1: all right? Uh? What else? Oh? The Angel with the

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Speaker 1: tree about the original Dominica, the original Dominic. There's a

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Speaker 1: song about Garrett. It's domb the Donkey jing It the

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Speaker 1: paded Christmas Donkey. La La la la la la la

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Speaker 1: la la la la la la la la la la.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to find the guy who done you all

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Speaker 1: and stuck my bood upon this Christmas tree. Heard this

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Speaker 1: before what whoo? Put the stuff in my rump up

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Speaker 1: bump bump boot to contended in my rama Lama ding

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Speaker 1: dom who stood the wood where a boom shehee boop

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Speaker 1: shee boo boop put the stick up my hip? Who

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Speaker 1: was that man? He shoved it up my cat and

1397
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Speaker 1: left me stranded on this Christmas tree. When this angel

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Speaker 1: heard chop up the chopped up up a dreadful few

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Speaker 1: and right into my hut. Angel of a tree, spine,

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Speaker 1: tree needles sting me and the gem morana geminin dinga.

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Speaker 1: You never even know change change, So put the stump

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Speaker 1: in my rump ump by food to contender Maranda Lama Dingda,

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Speaker 1: All right, right, okay, so mummy beans for dinner. No

1404
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Speaker 1: I ate them all? Say come niche cod on going

1405
01:23:30,840 --> 01:23:35,240
Speaker 1: to the mall. I'm gonna visit Santa sit upon his knee.

1406
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:38,200
Speaker 1: But all that I could think about, so not to

1407
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Speaker 1: cut the cheese waiting there for Santa. Stuff that I explode.

1408
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Speaker 1: The gaspe will bigger every ho ho ho. Try my

1409
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Speaker 1: best to hide it that I was doing swell, But

1410
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Speaker 1: when I sat down on Santa's we had what's that smell?

1411
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Speaker 1: We've all heard of Rootolf and his shiny nose, and

1412
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:16,600
Speaker 1: we all know Frosty who's made out of snow. But

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Speaker 1: all of those stories seem kind of gay, because we

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Speaker 1: all know who brightens up our holiday altogether. Mister Haygee,

1415
01:24:32,360 --> 01:24:37,439
Speaker 1: the Christmas too small and brown. He comes from mute Ere.

1416
01:24:37,520 --> 01:24:46,280
Speaker 1: He comes squeezing tween your festive buns. Here we go.

1417
01:24:48,040 --> 01:24:53,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes accidents happen route off the brown nose rain deer.

1418
01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:58,719
Speaker 1: This is how the story goes. Was always nice. Two cents.

1419
01:25:00,320 --> 01:25:05,479
Speaker 1: It's a special due. Here's a good one. Here ye

1420
01:25:06,240 --> 01:25:14,679
Speaker 1: saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus underneath um naso to last night.

1421
01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:19,040
Speaker 1: And then here's a song for Brodie, a lonely Jew

1422
01:25:19,160 --> 01:25:24,520
Speaker 1: on Christmas. It's hard to be at jew on Christmas.

1423
01:25:26,160 --> 01:25:30,920
Speaker 1: My friends won't let me join in any game, and

1424
01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:35,519
Speaker 1: I can't send Christmas sounds or ya Clata Christmas dreek

1425
01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:38,960
Speaker 1: or leave water around for a root off because there's

1426
01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:44,400
Speaker 1: something wrong with me. My people don't believe. Then Jesus Christ,

1427
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Speaker 1: and then at him at you a lonely Jew on Christmas? Oh, Brodie,

1428
01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:57,439
Speaker 1: first night is Sunday Night, the good crews in the

1429
01:25:57,520 --> 01:25:59,679
Speaker 1: first ball. The good news is we save money on electricity.

1430
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Speaker 1: We're off to put all those lights. It's time for

1431
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Speaker 1: Christmas profiling. Here we go. Are you ready? Police stop

1432
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Speaker 1: my car? Please stop my car? Police stop my card?

1433
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Speaker 1: If police made me stop walk if stake lining low

1434
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:29,120
Speaker 1: way by loading up? Police stop my car, Police stop

1435
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Speaker 1: my card? If police many stop stay lining b low

1436
01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:40,880
Speaker 1: way by lording Captain. And finally a song for me

1437
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Speaker 1: walking around and women's underwear, lazy lazy thing. Life is

1438
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Speaker 1: missing herbermissions. I'm wearing her clothes herself, fancy hose, walking around,

1439
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Speaker 1: women's underwear. Put on your seat belts, everybody, put on

1440
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Speaker 1: your food belts. Oh no, it's not that time, He's

1441
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Speaker 1: tell me. It's the most fastening time of year, with

1442
01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:33,080
Speaker 1: that pumpkin pipe feeling and everyone's swoothing down eggnog and beer.

1443
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Speaker 1: It's the most fattening time of year. It's the lift

1444
01:27:43,240 --> 01:27:51,040
Speaker 1: smacking a season of all. While you're shopping, you're cheating

1445
01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:57,160
Speaker 1: and pulsively eating that junk at the it's the hell

1446
01:27:57,840 --> 01:28:06,720
Speaker 1: heavy sea. Why I gotta request you want to hear

1447
01:28:07,720 --> 01:28:09,160
Speaker 1: you know what song? I want to hear. What do

1448
01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:12,320
Speaker 1: you want to hear? Why can't we hear? Christmas Shoes?

1449
01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:17,560
Speaker 1: No terrible ass song. I'll play it, but it's the

1450
01:28:17,720 --> 01:28:22,840
Speaker 1: worst song ever. It's a song about a kid whose

1451
01:28:22,920 --> 01:28:26,120
Speaker 1: mother's passing away and he can't afford shoes at the

1452
01:28:26,160 --> 01:28:28,600
Speaker 1: shoe store, and so some guy gets in line and

1453
01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:32,920
Speaker 1: buys the shoes. It's a lie. This never ever happened.

1454
01:28:33,120 --> 01:28:35,519
Speaker 1: They wrote the song to make you cry, and I

1455
01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:38,160
Speaker 1: hate them for it. Yes, way to kill the move. Yeah,

1456
01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:43,880
Speaker 1: don't really hear the beginning and it's the sounds like

1457
01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:46,479
Speaker 1: Michael Bolton. The guys sing the saddest story ever. But

1458
01:28:46,600 --> 01:28:50,400
Speaker 1: it's contrived. They made it up. It's not a real story.

1459
01:28:51,680 --> 01:28:55,160
Speaker 1: It's so it's just just just such a lie. You know.

1460
01:28:55,240 --> 01:29:00,920
Speaker 1: It's a lie. I don't think we have good Christmas shoes.

1461
01:29:01,720 --> 01:29:04,160
Speaker 1: Oh I have it here. There's a ball. I don't

1462
01:29:04,200 --> 01:29:06,719
Speaker 1: know if it's a Hallmark movie or our Lifetime movie,

1463
01:29:06,760 --> 01:29:11,000
Speaker 1: but there's a movie based on it. And people get mad.

1464
01:29:11,240 --> 01:29:13,360
Speaker 1: People get mad because I hate this song. I hate it.

1465
01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:16,840
Speaker 1: It is bad. You have no hard time. It's a lie.

1466
01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:19,360
Speaker 1: It's a lie. This song is not real. Aren't they

1467
01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:22,760
Speaker 1: all kind of like? Oh, I'm gonna vomit. Here we go,

1468
01:29:23,320 --> 01:29:32,360
Speaker 1: it was almost Christmas. Here I stood and another, Oh God, gift.

1469
01:29:32,960 --> 01:29:36,240
Speaker 1: You know he has long curly hair. It knows like

1470
01:29:36,320 --> 01:29:38,640
Speaker 1: Michael bolt is that he has shoulder length curly hair.

1471
01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:46,040
Speaker 1: And it's blood. Little boy waiting anxiously, pacing round like

1472
01:29:46,240 --> 01:29:56,120
Speaker 1: a little in his hand. Yeah, here and this clothes,

1473
01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:02,080
Speaker 1: so I can't has dirty clothes if he can't afford

1474
01:30:02,160 --> 01:30:04,680
Speaker 1: shoes for his mother who's passing away. And it's a

1475
01:30:04,760 --> 01:30:08,479
Speaker 1: sad story. It's not real. It's a mind, what a hood.

1476
01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:19,120
Speaker 1: The little dirty kids said, shoes for my mom. It's

1477
01:30:19,160 --> 01:30:27,000
Speaker 1: a Christmas see the shoes just to could you hurry?

1478
01:30:29,240 --> 01:30:35,000
Speaker 1: Daddy says, that's not what you see. She's been sick

1479
01:30:35,160 --> 01:30:41,320
Speaker 1: for l know these shoes will make a smile. She's

1480
01:30:42,040 --> 01:30:47,120
Speaker 1: she's not gonna walk anywhere. She doesn't need shoes. Daddy said,

1481
01:30:47,120 --> 01:30:52,479
Speaker 1: she doesn't have much times. I hate that song. I

1482
01:30:52,600 --> 01:30:55,000
Speaker 1: go one for you, Gandhi, this is for you, Okay,

1483
01:30:55,439 --> 01:31:06,360
Speaker 1: Danielle requested this for you, right. I want a himp

1484
01:31:06,479 --> 01:31:14,280
Speaker 1: apotamus for Christmas. All a himp apotamus will do, don't

1485
01:31:14,520 --> 01:31:20,639
Speaker 1: want and don't no binky tingertoy water himpottamus to play

1486
01:31:20,720 --> 01:31:25,360
Speaker 1: with that enjoy. I don't want a himppottamus for Christmas.

1487
01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:31,120
Speaker 1: I don't think that a closmal mind to you. You

1488
01:31:31,160 --> 01:31:35,519
Speaker 1: don't have to use a dirty chimney flu. Just bring

1489
01:31:35,640 --> 01:31:38,479
Speaker 1: him through the front or that's the easy thing to do.

1490
01:31:39,120 --> 01:31:44,439
Speaker 1: I can see me now on Christmas morning, tipp They

1491
01:31:44,439 --> 01:31:51,479
Speaker 1: don't know this part, and I don't up my eyes.

1492
01:31:52,479 --> 01:31:56,160
Speaker 1: I don't know didn't know this. Here we go. I

1493
01:31:56,479 --> 01:32:03,120
Speaker 1: want a himp apotamus for Christmas. All the parts, dude,

1494
01:32:04,760 --> 01:32:13,559
Speaker 1: no crocodiles, the rhymes of thesaurus, the parts. And if

1495
01:32:13,640 --> 01:32:22,680
Speaker 1: the part of us is like we do five you

1496
01:32:22,720 --> 01:32:38,280
Speaker 1: a song, we all agree on me. Damn step see

1497
01:32:39,280 --> 01:32:46,760
Speaker 1: when God, damn see do you have? Hey? Do you

1498
01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:53,200
Speaker 1: have Rudolph? Mindal Stranger by TMX? I do love with

1499
01:32:53,479 --> 01:33:09,760
Speaker 1: your no got all the good author? Lay thy? All right?

1500
01:33:09,840 --> 01:33:13,680
Speaker 1: All right? Are we all in radiance? What about the

1501
01:33:13,720 --> 01:33:17,120
Speaker 1: Twelve Pains of Christmas? Right now? I don't even know

1502
01:33:17,280 --> 01:33:24,400
Speaker 1: halfy pap Now I'll play just for that guy. I

1503
01:33:24,439 --> 01:33:29,479
Speaker 1: don't know half they's paypals Christmas. That's such a pain

1504
01:33:29,600 --> 01:33:35,120
Speaker 1: to me. It's fine Christmas tree and the second thing

1505
01:33:35,439 --> 01:33:39,559
Speaker 1: Christmas that's such a to me. Rigging up the lights

1506
01:33:41,040 --> 01:33:46,280
Speaker 1: Christmas tree, the third d Chrismas that such a thing

1507
01:33:46,360 --> 01:33:53,760
Speaker 1: to me. Hangovers, rigging up the lights, last stupid song.

1508
01:33:54,920 --> 01:33:59,559
Speaker 1: It's almost as bad as Christmas shoes, spending Christmas cards,

1509
01:34:00,120 --> 01:34:04,240
Speaker 1: Elvis ringing up the lights. I love the whispering guy

1510
01:34:04,920 --> 01:34:16,480
Speaker 1: standing Christmas cards. I don't know Happy's paper standing Christmas cards? Hangovers,

1511
01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:31,479
Speaker 1: rigging up the lights, Chris such a thanking, my hate,

1512
01:34:32,680 --> 01:34:37,559
Speaker 1: I hate us. I don't know, I don't know how

1513
01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:43,799
Speaker 1: Happy's paper up? What's here? Comes christ such amazing? Still

1514
01:34:43,960 --> 01:34:51,240
Speaker 1: make you know? Thanksing my inlaw? Then in Christmas cards,

1515
01:34:52,320 --> 01:34:57,320
Speaker 1: I'm trying to rig up these lights. Is he supposed

1516
01:34:57,320 --> 01:34:59,200
Speaker 1: to be like a squishy gay guy? I mean, what

1517
01:35:00,479 --> 01:35:05,360
Speaker 1: sending Christmas cards? Christ? No easy? What do you mean?

1518
01:35:05,479 --> 01:35:08,320
Speaker 1: You were in lewis here? We are here, you have here?

1519
01:35:08,360 --> 01:35:12,080
Speaker 1: He comes here, comes making up these cards? You give

1520
01:35:12,120 --> 01:35:28,760
Speaker 1: me up cards, finding barking spaces. Here it comes here

1521
01:35:28,840 --> 01:35:34,680
Speaker 1: comes riding on Christmas car hangs. No win the hell

1522
01:35:34,680 --> 01:35:42,200
Speaker 1: are they blinking? He started blinking? Hi? This Christmas kind

1523
01:35:42,520 --> 01:35:51,160
Speaker 1: and he's not no barking spaces. Get a job here

1524
01:35:51,200 --> 01:35:55,400
Speaker 1: it comes here comes here comes yo fending Christmas card.

1525
01:35:56,080 --> 01:35:58,400
Speaker 1: Look at this one right goes out there all go

1526
01:35:58,520 --> 01:36:10,080
Speaker 1: out crazy queen here we still do a special parking space.

1527
01:36:15,360 --> 01:36:19,799
Speaker 1: You're ready, here comes I don't even know happy people

1528
01:36:28,960 --> 01:36:37,080
Speaker 1: how waiting ready? We need to make Elvis proud. I'm running.

1529
01:36:37,360 --> 01:36:41,439
Speaker 1: Let's go no cold kid high is the thing to

1530
01:36:41,800 --> 01:36:49,120
Speaker 1: say on a bride Hawaii and Christmas. That's the island

1531
01:36:49,280 --> 01:36:53,920
Speaker 1: reading that we send to you from the land where

1532
01:36:54,080 --> 01:36:59,320
Speaker 1: palm trees? Are you crazy? Here? We know that Christmas

1533
01:36:59,439 --> 01:37:03,519
Speaker 1: will be green and bride, the sun to shine by

1534
01:37:03,720 --> 01:37:08,479
Speaker 1: day and all the stars at night. Melanche gime, my

1535
01:37:08,720 --> 01:37:14,479
Speaker 1: guy is hawaise well to say Merry Christmas to you?

1536
01:37:14,960 --> 01:37:19,040
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas? Oh you mad gey? My guy? Is the

1537
01:37:19,280 --> 01:37:26,880
Speaker 1: thing to say bright Hawaiian Christmas day? Oh yany s

1538
01:37:28,280 --> 01:37:32,759
Speaker 1: that we send to you from now when where we're

1539
01:37:33,080 --> 01:37:40,479
Speaker 1: all gay, Christmas will be green and bride so bright

1540
01:37:42,760 --> 01:37:54,160
Speaker 1: a g is hawaise way to say Merry Christmas. J Hey, everybody,

1541
01:37:54,439 --> 01:37:57,880
Speaker 1: Yes Christmas. That means the Parky put Christmas album is

1542
01:37:57,920 --> 01:38:04,240
Speaker 1: on the shelf. Listen like craz a trip the Christmas

1543
01:38:04,320 --> 01:38:09,040
Speaker 1: tree and stuff you're stocking whish porky after the Hall's way.

1544
01:38:09,120 --> 01:38:11,240
Speaker 1: It would be to be a scab, the little scab

1545
01:38:11,360 --> 01:38:14,800
Speaker 1: rib we oh, well, as it's beginning to look a

1546
01:38:14,880 --> 01:38:20,559
Speaker 1: lot like Porky. It's a new two record set, highly night.

1547
01:38:23,479 --> 01:38:25,800
Speaker 1: We don't just spit it out already, looks and folks

1548
01:38:26,000 --> 01:38:28,960
Speaker 1: five Porky new two set out. Okay, it's beginning to

1549
01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:32,960
Speaker 1: look a lot like Porky. Joy to the world where

1550
01:38:34,360 --> 01:38:43,360
Speaker 1: I liked. What scar? You're cornered. The enemy is breathing

1551
01:38:43,400 --> 01:38:45,720
Speaker 1: down your neck. But just then you pull out your

1552
01:38:47,160 --> 01:38:57,200
Speaker 1: flame drawer hucks a lugi over thirty feet you ras,

1553
01:38:59,360 --> 01:39:15,040
Speaker 1: calm you cubs. But most famous rainder rude off the

1554
01:39:15,160 --> 01:39:19,240
Speaker 1: red blos Hey, I gotta well, let's draw him on

1555
01:39:19,240 --> 01:39:25,719
Speaker 1: the truck and get out of it. Oh my god,

1556
01:39:27,200 --> 01:39:30,080
Speaker 1: you've heard of Gi Joe and now new g I Jane,

1557
01:39:30,400 --> 01:39:34,120
Speaker 1: But get ready for alternative Lifestyle Joe. Hey, Geo Joe,

1558
01:39:34,439 --> 01:39:38,200
Speaker 1: bendon Pose, Alternative Lifestyle Joe and all kinds of exciting

1559
01:39:38,320 --> 01:39:42,040
Speaker 1: new positions that other GI Joes have only dreft off

1560
01:39:44,720 --> 01:39:47,120
Speaker 1: dendon Pose. Oh you know what I want for Christmas?

1561
01:39:47,600 --> 01:39:50,600
Speaker 1: I want a shaven Barbie new for Christmas. If you

1562
01:39:50,720 --> 01:39:53,640
Speaker 1: like shaven Ken, you'll love shaven Barbie. Barbie has hair,

1563
01:39:53,880 --> 01:39:57,160
Speaker 1: un dirt, her clothes, under her arms and buy her nose,

1564
01:39:57,439 --> 01:40:00,880
Speaker 1: pull her arm. To your surprise, it grows back over

1565
01:40:01,120 --> 01:40:09,439
Speaker 1: her thighs. Oh, we've lost all control. That's time of

1566
01:40:09,479 --> 01:40:14,320
Speaker 1: the year. Oh here's here's a wonderful gift for the kids. Baby,

1567
01:40:17,960 --> 01:40:28,559
Speaker 1: but it doesn't stay down. All right, Okay, Christmas? Thanks

1568
01:40:29,000 --> 01:40:31,640
Speaker 1: the Christmas Shoes song. I just want to I just

1569
01:40:31,720 --> 01:40:33,439
Speaker 1: want to have a word with whoever put that out.

1570
01:40:33,680 --> 01:40:37,680
Speaker 1: I mean it inspired a movie. All right, we have

1571
01:40:37,760 --> 01:40:39,600
Speaker 1: to get into sound to get Garrett. What do you

1572
01:40:39,680 --> 01:40:43,080
Speaker 1: sound next? Yeah, no problem, but after this from Ja

1573
01:40:43,320 --> 01:40:48,439
Speaker 1: Rule Christmas Duets just in time for the holidays. It's

1574
01:40:48,479 --> 01:40:52,880
Speaker 1: the most anticipated CD of the year. Job to the world.

1575
01:40:53,479 --> 01:41:01,960
Speaker 1: You'll get baby t right, put it? Oh bad, move

1576
01:41:02,080 --> 01:41:06,280
Speaker 1: over you log. It's time for the jaral log. You'll

1577
01:41:06,360 --> 01:41:12,120
Speaker 1: love it when you hear this. Halla la lalla la la.

1578
01:41:13,880 --> 01:41:17,439
Speaker 1: We'll let that go anyway. So Garrett, do you sound next?

1579
01:41:17,560 --> 01:41:20,320
Speaker 1: You got all right? Oh? I see a Tat bake

1580
01:41:20,400 --> 01:41:27,120
Speaker 1: shop commercial in our future. Excited from her in the

1581
01:41:27,200 --> 01:41:30,080
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Danielle. So yesterday I was actually

1582
01:41:30,120 --> 01:41:32,320
Speaker 1: in the grocery store and I saw the holiday packaging

1583
01:41:32,400 --> 01:41:34,720
Speaker 1: on the tats. It's very easy to spot because it's

1584
01:41:34,760 --> 01:41:38,760
Speaker 1: red and pretty and very bright spar brant. Yes, it

1585
01:41:38,960 --> 01:41:43,280
Speaker 1: tastes delicious hot chocolate. That's one of the flavors hot

1586
01:41:43,360 --> 01:41:47,880
Speaker 1: chocolate cookies. And they also have a hot chocolate with marshmallows, right,

1587
01:41:48,040 --> 01:41:51,760
Speaker 1: and they also have I also have what is that

1588
01:41:51,880 --> 01:41:55,280
Speaker 1: what it is toasted amonds that's right here on the page.

1589
01:41:56,479 --> 01:41:58,680
Speaker 1: I love taste. You don't look year around, we eat

1590
01:41:58,760 --> 01:42:02,280
Speaker 1: these beautiful tapes, chocolate chip cookies and white chocolate Mechadaemian.

1591
01:42:02,680 --> 01:42:05,880
Speaker 1: But for the holidays, you have hot chocolate cookies and

1592
01:42:06,000 --> 01:42:07,920
Speaker 1: you have toasted almond And if you don't get them now,

1593
01:42:08,040 --> 01:42:09,840
Speaker 1: then by the time the holidays are over, you're gonna

1594
01:42:09,840 --> 01:42:12,720
Speaker 1: be like, oh my gosh, I missed out. Somebody could

1595
01:42:12,760 --> 01:42:14,640
Speaker 1: get a really great gift if you put together a

1596
01:42:14,720 --> 01:42:17,439
Speaker 1: little gift basket filled with lots of Tastes cookies. I mean,

1597
01:42:17,479 --> 01:42:20,600
Speaker 1: there's always our favorite, the original chocolate chip, which is

1598
01:42:20,640 --> 01:42:23,599
Speaker 1: so delicious. And they're everywhere. I mean, you really can

1599
01:42:23,680 --> 01:42:25,720
Speaker 1: go everywhere to get tats tats is And every every

1600
01:42:25,800 --> 01:42:28,479
Speaker 1: time I turn around there's tats somewhere else. Just go

1601
01:42:28,760 --> 01:42:31,519
Speaker 1: somewhere and states will be there. It tats is where

1602
01:42:31,560 --> 01:42:33,920
Speaker 1: you are stop right everywhere? I don't know what stores

1603
01:42:33,920 --> 01:42:36,320
Speaker 1: are bout you. Thank you. Can you get tainted to

1604
01:42:36,360 --> 01:42:38,800
Speaker 1: Pigley Wiggley You might be it? Well do I'm not

1605
01:42:38,960 --> 01:42:41,040
Speaker 1: sure doing Pigley Wigglies up here in New York, I

1606
01:42:41,040 --> 01:42:43,639
Speaker 1: don't think so. It was the cutest same first store.

1607
01:42:43,920 --> 01:42:45,400
Speaker 1: Where are you going? My mom said, I gotta go

1608
01:42:45,439 --> 01:42:47,240
Speaker 1: with to Pigley Wiggley. We need a kid a cream

1609
01:42:47,360 --> 01:42:59,600
Speaker 1: corn like creating corn again. Yes, I'm going down to

1610
01:42:59,640 --> 01:43:02,519
Speaker 1: Pigley to get some cream corn. All right, So we're

1611
01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:09,280
Speaker 1: gonna take a break. We have sound coming up from

1612
01:43:09,320 --> 01:43:13,640
Speaker 1: Ellie stan in the Morning show. I love that that

1613
01:43:13,840 --> 01:43:17,200
Speaker 1: post that came into Gondhy Danielle, it just Gondhi. I

1614
01:43:17,320 --> 01:43:19,599
Speaker 1: love you. But for the love of God, stop making

1615
01:43:19,680 --> 01:43:22,880
Speaker 1: the vomit noise now what you say, Red l She's

1616
01:43:22,880 --> 01:43:24,920
Speaker 1: actually a very sweet person. It was very sweet and

1617
01:43:25,000 --> 01:43:27,640
Speaker 1: she asked in the nicest way possible. She said, I

1618
01:43:27,680 --> 01:43:30,479
Speaker 1: think you're an amazing addition to this show. However, for

1619
01:43:30,560 --> 01:43:32,840
Speaker 1: the love of all things good in the world, please

1620
01:43:32,920 --> 01:43:35,320
Speaker 1: stop gagging on air. I legitimately have to pull over

1621
01:43:35,400 --> 01:43:39,400
Speaker 1: every single time because I start gagging, and sometimes yep,

1622
01:43:40,840 --> 01:43:43,560
Speaker 1: that makes that makes her gag. Yeah, she said. Sometimes

1623
01:43:43,640 --> 01:43:45,280
Speaker 1: it's so bad she has to turn the show off,

1624
01:43:45,320 --> 01:43:48,120
Speaker 1: and it sucks that she loves us, and she's begging

1625
01:43:48,160 --> 01:43:50,880
Speaker 1: me to please stop gagging into the microphone, asking with

1626
01:43:51,000 --> 01:43:53,960
Speaker 1: pure love. Also Nayton Danielle sending thoughts and prayers. Oh good,

1627
01:43:54,280 --> 01:43:56,439
Speaker 1: So she's a sweetheart, and she look, I don't want

1628
01:43:56,479 --> 01:43:58,479
Speaker 1: to lose a listener. No, so maybe you should stop

1629
01:43:58,560 --> 01:44:02,320
Speaker 1: gagging on air. But stopping sorry, sometimes things just make

1630
01:44:02,360 --> 01:44:04,400
Speaker 1: me puky. I have to now, I have to stomach

1631
01:44:04,439 --> 01:44:05,920
Speaker 1: it and keep it all to myself, just because one

1632
01:44:05,920 --> 01:44:10,559
Speaker 1: person puked. I do love when you do that, though,

1633
01:44:12,439 --> 01:44:14,479
Speaker 1: even like, oh god, oh we saw this awful movie

1634
01:44:14,479 --> 01:44:18,240
Speaker 1: it made me vomit? Yeah we do. It didn't some

1635
01:44:18,400 --> 01:44:20,240
Speaker 1: movie didn't. Movie didn't make you vomiting, okay, but the

1636
01:44:20,320 --> 01:44:22,720
Speaker 1: previews for that foot show the other day definitely had

1637
01:44:22,760 --> 01:44:25,760
Speaker 1: me gagging. Oh so gross. It's called my feet are

1638
01:44:25,840 --> 01:44:28,400
Speaker 1: killing Me. They're peeling things off, cutting things off, sawing

1639
01:44:28,479 --> 01:44:39,360
Speaker 1: things off. All they so gross, so funny, nasty. She's

1640
01:44:39,400 --> 01:44:41,840
Speaker 1: not really vomiting them. It's just a vomit sound. It's

1641
01:44:41,880 --> 01:44:44,280
Speaker 1: just the sound. I've never vomited it's like it's punctuation

1642
01:44:44,560 --> 01:44:49,040
Speaker 1: right right, Oh, that was the grosser thing ever. We

1643
01:44:49,120 --> 01:44:51,280
Speaker 1: should make a punctuation mark for that. What would it

1644
01:44:51,360 --> 01:44:52,880
Speaker 1: look like? It would be like we already have. It's

1645
01:44:52,880 --> 01:44:54,760
Speaker 1: like green stuff coming here. Well, that's an emoji. We

1646
01:44:54,840 --> 01:44:56,600
Speaker 1: need like a We need to change the language that

1647
01:44:56,760 --> 01:45:05,439
Speaker 1: we do yet sound sound? Oh? This this poor woman

1648
01:45:05,479 --> 01:45:07,680
Speaker 1: has turned to sid I'm sorry, lady. She's nice enough

1649
01:45:07,680 --> 01:45:10,439
Speaker 1: to send prayers to Danielle in the straight name. She's

1650
01:45:10,520 --> 01:45:15,120
Speaker 1: very sweet about it. And here we are. Okay, that's

1651
01:45:15,200 --> 01:45:22,800
Speaker 1: too far. What that's wrong, Danielle, daniel what's wrong? Dan

1652
01:45:36,360 --> 01:45:41,519
Speaker 1: She she does this from time to time. You're a

1653
01:45:41,560 --> 01:45:44,519
Speaker 1: trash can. Here we are. You've never seen her do that?

1654
01:45:45,400 --> 01:45:48,639
Speaker 1: She doesn't, Danielle doesn't. If Danielle thinks of something grows

1655
01:45:48,640 --> 01:45:53,000
Speaker 1: like mayonnaise. Here she goes mayonnaise, mannaise. How about warm mannaise,

1656
01:45:53,360 --> 01:45:57,120
Speaker 1: warm mayonnaise, spoon so sweet? How about a spoonful of

1657
01:45:57,200 --> 01:46:00,640
Speaker 1: warm mayonnaise, warm mannaise falling out of the shine in

1658
01:46:00,720 --> 01:46:08,200
Speaker 1: your mouth? Get back. All the interns are like recoiling.

1659
01:46:08,640 --> 01:46:18,880
Speaker 1: You want some mayonnaise. If she vomits, I'm gonna vomit. Okay, stop. No, no, seriously, no, Garrett,

1660
01:46:18,960 --> 01:46:21,040
Speaker 1: let her have her moment. I know, don't take this

1661
01:46:21,160 --> 01:46:25,800
Speaker 1: away from her. Okay, Oh, Allie's gonna puke now you

1662
01:46:25,880 --> 01:46:31,600
Speaker 1: know the power? Well, I know everyone stopped puking. Do

1663
01:46:31,640 --> 01:46:34,120
Speaker 1: anything the place where my abs are supposed to be hurts?

1664
01:46:35,080 --> 01:46:37,840
Speaker 1: What alle are you a No? It's gonna go get

1665
01:46:37,880 --> 01:46:41,160
Speaker 1: her some water. But I brought my phone in case.

1666
01:46:43,840 --> 01:46:46,080
Speaker 1: Daniel will do that if you if you say one

1667
01:46:46,120 --> 01:46:49,880
Speaker 1: thing that sets her off. She's like the smell, you know,

1668
01:46:50,200 --> 01:47:01,639
Speaker 1: you the smell of certain foods. Don't it's a sound effect.

1669
01:47:02,280 --> 01:47:05,800
Speaker 1: It's not even real. It's not even real. FONDI and myself,

1670
01:47:05,840 --> 01:47:08,559
Speaker 1: we're getting rid of everybody here. No one's listening anymore.

1671
01:47:08,800 --> 01:47:12,519
Speaker 1: I don't blame him. I wouldn't listen to this crap. Stupid.

1672
01:47:12,840 --> 01:47:16,240
Speaker 1: This is a stupid show. This show is stupid. This

1673
01:47:16,360 --> 01:47:20,360
Speaker 1: candle out today talking about duking yourself and now we're vomiting.

1674
01:47:20,560 --> 01:47:23,320
Speaker 1: Come on, Danielle, what are you sniffing? Oh? Peppermint mocha

1675
01:47:23,400 --> 01:47:29,479
Speaker 1: from Duncan Hill. Oh I'm not that's got mayonnaise in it.

1676
01:47:30,080 --> 01:47:31,880
Speaker 1: That's a mayonnaise candid. I can't hear it. No, it's

1677
01:47:31,920 --> 01:47:36,519
Speaker 1: not it's a candlelight on a mayonnaise. Seriously, okay, okay, okay,

1678
01:47:36,600 --> 01:47:39,320
Speaker 1: let's just calm down, calm down. I can't believe we

1679
01:47:39,439 --> 01:47:41,720
Speaker 1: do this for a living. Do you know how much

1680
01:47:41,720 --> 01:47:43,599
Speaker 1: money they pay for the show? This is like one

1681
01:47:43,600 --> 01:47:46,680
Speaker 1: of the most expensive shows at Ihart Radio. They pay

1682
01:47:46,800 --> 01:47:49,679
Speaker 1: us for this. I'm all this poor woman listening again,

1683
01:47:49,720 --> 01:47:54,880
Speaker 1: They're awful. Where what was her name? Cole Mole? Sorry, sorry, Cole.

1684
01:47:55,920 --> 01:47:58,280
Speaker 1: Her name is Cole Mole. That's her Instagram name. All right,

1685
01:47:58,360 --> 01:48:01,560
Speaker 1: let's get into sound with Garrett. No vomit here, no, no,

1686
01:48:01,760 --> 01:48:03,920
Speaker 1: it's a vomit free zone, bomb the free zone. All right.

1687
01:48:04,120 --> 01:48:06,639
Speaker 1: Let's go to sports so over on ESPN. I'm sure

1688
01:48:06,680 --> 01:48:09,760
Speaker 1: it was like on ESPN eight the Dart Championship. This

1689
01:48:09,920 --> 01:48:12,439
Speaker 1: is important because fallon shr Rock she became the first

1690
01:48:12,479 --> 01:48:14,719
Speaker 1: woman to beat a man in the championship. And here's

1691
01:48:14,760 --> 01:48:22,160
Speaker 1: the sound. What sounds not? Okay? Okay, here's sound from

1692
01:48:22,200 --> 01:48:25,920
Speaker 1: the Dark Championships which fallon Shirok beat a man first

1693
01:48:25,960 --> 01:48:35,960
Speaker 1: time ever. Here we go Good's Championships. Big sounds like

1694
01:48:36,000 --> 01:48:48,760
Speaker 1: a party. Championship seven two thousand and nineteen two for

1695
01:48:48,880 --> 01:48:53,439
Speaker 1: HER's celebrated with warm man A sandwiches. All right, perfect,

1696
01:48:53,640 --> 01:48:55,840
Speaker 1: All right, let's go over to Kimmel. So it's the

1697
01:48:55,920 --> 01:48:59,000
Speaker 1: season where the all news anchors are doing stories about

1698
01:48:59,120 --> 01:49:02,679
Speaker 1: gifts buying ifs, and they're all using the same script two. Apparently,

1699
01:49:02,880 --> 01:49:05,120
Speaker 1: it's okay, you can admit it. If you've bought an

1700
01:49:05,160 --> 01:49:08,400
Speaker 1: item or two or ten for yourself. Well, it's okay.

1701
01:49:08,520 --> 01:49:10,240
Speaker 1: You can admit it. If you have bought an item

1702
01:49:10,360 --> 01:49:13,840
Speaker 1: or two or maybe ten for yourself, it's okay. You

1703
01:49:13,880 --> 01:49:16,559
Speaker 1: can admit it. You've bought an number two or ten

1704
01:49:16,680 --> 01:49:18,880
Speaker 1: for yourself, Okay, you can admit it. If you've bought

1705
01:49:18,920 --> 01:49:21,280
Speaker 1: an it number two or ten for yourself, it's okay.

1706
01:49:21,360 --> 01:49:24,120
Speaker 1: You can admit it. If you who's writing this one?

1707
01:49:25,560 --> 01:49:28,639
Speaker 1: For yourself? It's okay, you can admit it. If you've

1708
01:49:28,680 --> 01:49:32,200
Speaker 1: bought an item or two or ten for yourself, It's okay,

1709
01:49:32,439 --> 01:49:35,200
Speaker 1: you can admit it, Todd, if you've bought an item

1710
01:49:35,280 --> 01:49:38,559
Speaker 1: or two or ten for yourself. Who's writing that? It's

1711
01:49:38,600 --> 01:49:40,639
Speaker 1: like one person writes it from like fifty different news

1712
01:49:40,680 --> 01:49:42,599
Speaker 1: anchor ye have, and they send it out terrible. At

1713
01:49:42,640 --> 01:49:46,280
Speaker 1: least change up the numbers. All right, So Mariah Carry

1714
01:49:46,320 --> 01:49:48,080
Speaker 1: had a big show in Madison Square Garden here in

1715
01:49:48,120 --> 01:49:50,640
Speaker 1: New York City on Sunday night, and then all her

1716
01:49:50,720 --> 01:49:53,360
Speaker 1: fans got on the subway on thirty fourth Street here

1717
01:49:53,400 --> 01:49:55,439
Speaker 1: in New York City and sang a little Maria carry.

1718
01:49:55,479 --> 01:50:15,760
Speaker 1: I love them to do it. I love that. Yeah,

1719
01:50:16,000 --> 01:50:17,439
Speaker 1: it's a lot of fun. All right. It's the end

1720
01:50:17,479 --> 01:50:19,480
Speaker 1: of the year, so that means a lot of montages

1721
01:50:19,800 --> 01:50:23,400
Speaker 1: coming out. So this one is from Adam Music on YouTube.

1722
01:50:23,479 --> 01:50:39,479
Speaker 1: This is called Goodbye twenty nineteen. Oh who cares anyway?

1723
01:50:39,479 --> 01:50:42,080
Speaker 1: I mean, really, who cares. We're gonna mash up all

1724
01:50:42,120 --> 01:50:48,439
Speaker 1: the songs from twenty nineteen. People are yelling at us

1725
01:50:48,479 --> 01:50:51,400
Speaker 1: on text because we're because that lady sent us that

1726
01:50:51,560 --> 01:50:54,280
Speaker 1: message telling you to stop making the vomit noise, and

1727
01:50:54,400 --> 01:50:56,760
Speaker 1: now we're They're like, you're making fun of hid. No,

1728
01:50:56,840 --> 01:50:59,519
Speaker 1: we're not. She was really a sweet lady. She was

1729
01:50:59,680 --> 01:51:02,400
Speaker 1: very nice, and she was very complimentary about everything, and

1730
01:51:02,439 --> 01:51:04,880
Speaker 1: then we probably just made her throw up. Well, Garrett,

1731
01:51:04,880 --> 01:51:06,439
Speaker 1: you're a good America. I appreciate it. If you want

1732
01:51:06,439 --> 01:51:08,479
Speaker 1: to play this fart launcher sound for me testing that

1733
01:51:08,560 --> 01:51:11,080
Speaker 1: the other day. No, no, not at all, but thanks

1734
01:51:11,120 --> 01:51:14,800
Speaker 1: for showing up. We appreciate it. Yeah, someone said that

1735
01:51:14,920 --> 01:51:16,960
Speaker 1: I called it. I walked in late for the show today.

1736
01:51:17,000 --> 01:51:18,559
Speaker 1: I said today, it's going to be a weird show.

1737
01:51:18,600 --> 01:51:22,320
Speaker 1: Did I say that? Is it? Yeah? Pretty much? So

1738
01:51:24,120 --> 01:51:35,400
Speaker 1: what a day? What a day? Christmas is almost here? Yea,

1739
01:51:36,120 --> 01:51:45,320
Speaker 1: what is going on here? Alforgig, it's an elf Orgie

1740
01:51:45,479 --> 01:51:50,920
Speaker 1: dear care to join us? Well, it has been a

1741
01:51:51,000 --> 01:51:59,080
Speaker 1: long day. Happy Holidays from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Yeah,

1742
01:52:01,680 --> 01:52:06,800
Speaker 1: alf Orgy, alf Ergy Taco bell I'm want to go

1743
01:52:06,960 --> 01:52:09,760
Speaker 1: right now. Hey, you know, some gifts are meant to

1744
01:52:09,840 --> 01:52:14,080
Speaker 1: be shared. That's why Taco Bells Rolled Chicken Tacos party

1745
01:52:14,120 --> 01:52:16,360
Speaker 1: pack is the ultimate gift. Oh I need them all

1746
01:52:16,400 --> 01:52:21,080
Speaker 1: by myself. Me too. You get six rolled chicken tacos

1747
01:52:21,120 --> 01:52:25,879
Speaker 1: and three dipping sauces and six crunchy tacos delivered by Grubhub.

1748
01:52:25,960 --> 01:52:27,320
Speaker 1: So they bring it to you. Just sit there on

1749
01:52:27,400 --> 01:52:29,800
Speaker 1: your butt, they'll bring it to you. Share the gifts

1750
01:52:29,800 --> 01:52:34,960
Speaker 1: of tacos with Taco Bells, Rolled Chicken Tacos party. Happy

1751
01:52:35,040 --> 01:52:38,599
Speaker 1: Holidays from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Yes, I'm

1752
01:52:38,680 --> 01:52:44,320
Speaker 1: sounding cheesy on purpose. I recently worked with the mixologists

1753
01:52:44,320 --> 01:52:46,680
Speaker 1: on some killer Bloody Mary recipes and there was a

1754
01:52:46,760 --> 01:52:49,639
Speaker 1: game changer involved. That game changer was Cholula hot sauce.

1755
01:52:49,880 --> 01:52:52,000
Speaker 1: I was so shocked and surprised by the awesome flavor

1756
01:52:52,280 --> 01:52:55,400
Speaker 1: it had kick, It had heat. Cholula added everything to

1757
01:52:55,520 --> 01:52:57,519
Speaker 1: this morning drink. So go out and get your own Cholula,

1758
01:52:57,640 --> 01:53:01,680
Speaker 1: the bottles with the wooden cap, Elvis Elvis durand the

1759
01:53:01,760 --> 01:53:06,320
Speaker 1: Elvis Durant phone tap And today it's from Garrett. Yes,

1760
01:53:06,600 --> 01:53:08,840
Speaker 1: what's it all about? Garrett? Kristen's going to play a

1761
01:53:08,880 --> 01:53:11,960
Speaker 1: phone tap on her husband Tony. Now, Tony's that guy

1762
01:53:12,040 --> 01:53:14,000
Speaker 1: on the block who loves to deck out his house

1763
01:53:14,040 --> 01:53:16,720
Speaker 1: for the holiday season with lights, blow up things on

1764
01:53:16,840 --> 01:53:18,960
Speaker 1: in the front lawn, all over the house, even in

1765
01:53:19,040 --> 01:53:21,439
Speaker 1: the backyard. So I'm going to start the call to

1766
01:53:21,560 --> 01:53:23,960
Speaker 1: Tony as his brand new neighbor that lives right behind

1767
01:53:24,040 --> 01:53:26,000
Speaker 1: him that he hasn't met yet, let him know I

1768
01:53:26,080 --> 01:53:29,679
Speaker 1: have a little issue with his holiday decor around his house.

1769
01:53:29,800 --> 01:53:33,200
Speaker 1: Oh good, the new neighbor chiming in, Yes, the holiday decorations.

1770
01:53:33,280 --> 01:53:35,880
Speaker 1: Let's listen in to Garrett's phone tap. Here we go. Hello,

1771
01:53:36,400 --> 01:53:41,000
Speaker 1: Hi is this Tony Clark? Yes, hey Tony, my name

1772
01:53:41,160 --> 01:53:43,640
Speaker 1: is George Feeney. I live right behind you. I just

1773
01:53:43,800 --> 01:53:46,000
Speaker 1: moved in about three weeks ago. We haven't met yet,

1774
01:53:46,080 --> 01:53:49,680
Speaker 1: so oh hey, I know this is not the best

1775
01:53:49,720 --> 01:53:51,600
Speaker 1: way to meet, but I'm having a little issue and

1776
01:53:51,720 --> 01:53:53,920
Speaker 1: wondering if you could help me out with this. Yeah, okay,

1777
01:53:53,960 --> 01:53:57,080
Speaker 1: go ahead. I noticed about three days ago your Christmas

1778
01:53:57,600 --> 01:53:59,920
Speaker 1: stuff went up in your front and even backyard too.

1779
01:54:01,360 --> 01:54:04,519
Speaker 1: But why have stuff in the backyard. It's it's just

1780
01:54:04,600 --> 01:54:07,080
Speaker 1: a little bit much coming into my house and it's

1781
01:54:07,080 --> 01:54:09,560
Speaker 1: always blinking and boom boom boom, and I'm trying to

1782
01:54:09,600 --> 01:54:12,439
Speaker 1: sleep and it's like boom boom. I understand, but but

1783
01:54:12,680 --> 01:54:15,240
Speaker 1: you know, get to understand too. Is the season. Can

1784
01:54:15,320 --> 01:54:17,439
Speaker 1: you just maybe tone down the lights or take down

1785
01:54:17,479 --> 01:54:19,760
Speaker 1: a few in the backyard? And just I know you're

1786
01:54:19,840 --> 01:54:22,960
Speaker 1: new and everything, but I ask anybody in the neighborhood.

1787
01:54:23,000 --> 01:54:26,200
Speaker 1: Every single year, people come from all over. I am like, I'm,

1788
01:54:26,400 --> 01:54:28,519
Speaker 1: you know, a famous a little bit around the area

1789
01:54:28,560 --> 01:54:31,040
Speaker 1: for this. Okay. You know, I won awards every year.

1790
01:54:31,080 --> 01:54:33,040
Speaker 1: I get a prize okay for doing what I do

1791
01:54:33,800 --> 01:54:36,480
Speaker 1: brins or whatever, and and you know, I'm very sorry

1792
01:54:36,480 --> 01:54:38,360
Speaker 1: you can't sleep. Put a put a mask over your

1793
01:54:38,400 --> 01:54:40,920
Speaker 1: face or whatever your eyes, cover your eyes somehow but

1794
01:54:41,040 --> 01:54:43,160
Speaker 1: the lights are not going off. Okay, I was afraid

1795
01:54:43,240 --> 01:54:45,600
Speaker 1: that we're going down this route. This morning. I went

1796
01:54:45,640 --> 01:54:47,720
Speaker 1: to your house and I took your blow up, Santa.

1797
01:54:48,320 --> 01:54:53,040
Speaker 1: What I took your blow up inflatable Santa? And better

1798
01:54:53,160 --> 01:54:57,640
Speaker 1: not have you? Better not have? Yes, yes, even touched it.

1799
01:54:57,800 --> 01:54:59,840
Speaker 1: It is sitting in my basement right now. And if

1800
01:55:00,000 --> 01:55:01,680
Speaker 1: you want to turn down some of your lights, you

1801
01:55:01,760 --> 01:55:04,480
Speaker 1: can get Santa back. Listen to me. I get home

1802
01:55:04,480 --> 01:55:07,560
Speaker 1: about six seven o'clock. Better be back where you found

1803
01:55:07,760 --> 01:55:09,680
Speaker 1: you understand me. I will give it back and put

1804
01:55:09,720 --> 01:55:12,640
Speaker 1: it where I found it exact place once once the

1805
01:55:12,760 --> 01:55:16,040
Speaker 1: lights get turned off. No, you're not getting turned off. Okay.

1806
01:55:16,040 --> 01:55:18,840
Speaker 1: I don't get them from names from you. Okay, you

1807
01:55:19,080 --> 01:55:23,840
Speaker 1: should amazing Sana back again. Here's a family as Do

1808
01:55:23,880 --> 01:55:25,520
Speaker 1: you want to stand? I put on my worm from

1809
01:55:25,520 --> 01:55:27,880
Speaker 1: my couch. Do you understand what it means to me?

1810
01:55:28,120 --> 01:55:30,760
Speaker 1: You're giving your kids a blow up? Santa? Yes? I

1811
01:55:30,840 --> 01:55:35,600
Speaker 1: am okay. If it's your business, all right? Well your business. Well,

1812
01:55:35,960 --> 01:55:38,800
Speaker 1: maybe we can work a deal. We're friends here, we're

1813
01:55:38,840 --> 01:55:41,920
Speaker 1: friends deals all right? Well, maybe you can come over.

1814
01:55:42,000 --> 01:55:44,120
Speaker 1: We'll have some coffee or maybe some tea. Seem like

1815
01:55:44,160 --> 01:55:49,760
Speaker 1: a t guy, we'll talk about this. How about that deal.

1816
01:55:49,880 --> 01:55:52,400
Speaker 1: I will defight Santa right now. I will defight him,

1817
01:55:52,440 --> 01:55:59,520
Speaker 1: and you will not be able to blow him up again. God, Santa,

1818
01:56:00,640 --> 01:56:05,600
Speaker 1: I will cut him, cut him of. Ps. Make sure

1819
01:56:05,680 --> 01:56:07,560
Speaker 1: your wife is wearing some clothes, because I'm tired of

1820
01:56:07,600 --> 01:56:11,680
Speaker 1: seeing her walk around naked in the bakyard naked. She

1821
01:56:11,760 --> 01:56:14,600
Speaker 1: had some orange juice naked the other day. Whoa Lodida

1822
01:56:14,680 --> 01:56:16,960
Speaker 1: looked at me. No, she does not do that, first

1823
01:56:17,000 --> 01:56:18,840
Speaker 1: of all. And if you disrespect my wife one more time,

1824
01:56:18,880 --> 01:56:23,000
Speaker 1: by second, you're gonna get Yes, I am never disrespecting anybody.

1825
01:56:23,240 --> 01:56:27,040
Speaker 1: Give me two hours. Colpy there christ Oh my god,

1826
01:56:27,040 --> 01:56:29,840
Speaker 1: I'm in so much. I didn't know he was that

1827
01:56:30,000 --> 01:56:33,120
Speaker 1: into Christmas. He's awful. Oh he's calling me right now.

1828
01:56:33,400 --> 01:56:34,800
Speaker 1: Let it go to voicemail and freak him out a

1829
01:56:34,800 --> 01:56:41,440
Speaker 1: little bit more and then we'll call him right back. Okay, okay, Hello, Hi, Hi,

1830
01:56:41,520 --> 01:56:44,000
Speaker 1: honey with us? Hey, Hey, listen, where are you waiting now?

1831
01:56:44,040 --> 01:56:46,880
Speaker 1: You home? I'm running aarons him at the post office.

1832
01:56:46,880 --> 01:56:49,640
Speaker 1: And then I was gonna go forget go home right now.

1833
01:56:49,760 --> 01:56:52,480
Speaker 1: He should have gone houses under attack, but she got

1834
01:56:52,600 --> 01:56:55,640
Speaker 1: behind her house is under attack. Yes, she's saying she

1835
01:56:55,760 --> 01:56:59,560
Speaker 1: took Shan already. He took Santa. Yeah, she said, he's

1836
01:56:59,560 --> 01:57:01,760
Speaker 1: socially up and he's not gonna give him back until

1837
01:57:01,800 --> 01:57:03,200
Speaker 1: I dropped the legs of the back because I kipping

1838
01:57:03,240 --> 01:57:05,120
Speaker 1: him up at night. I don't know whatever, I don't care.

1839
01:57:05,280 --> 01:57:07,560
Speaker 1: I'm want to be having trickish over here. He probably

1840
01:57:07,560 --> 01:57:09,640
Speaker 1: don't even celebrate Christmas. That's why he saw pis um.

1841
01:57:09,680 --> 01:57:13,640
Speaker 1: He might have a point. What the backyard life? If

1842
01:57:13,640 --> 01:57:16,440
Speaker 1: they're too bright talking him? What do you turn on

1843
01:57:16,520 --> 01:57:18,160
Speaker 1: me now too? Oh yeah, I don't a thing, but

1844
01:57:18,520 --> 01:57:20,400
Speaker 1: he's telling me that he's looking at you through the

1845
01:57:20,400 --> 01:57:24,760
Speaker 1: window drinking orange shoes naked. We're just doing that. I

1846
01:57:24,960 --> 01:57:28,760
Speaker 1: do it every morning. How still are you doing? Why

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Speaker 1: would you do that? It kind of big if anyone's lines,

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Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed this guys. I'm tol Melia saying he's

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Speaker 1: making things up and he's telling minutes truth on this

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Speaker 1: pret some calls on and drink your juice? Will you, Tony? Tony?

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Speaker 1: What hey, Tony? My name is Gareth and Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the Morning show and you just got phone tats.

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Speaker 1: Oh mine, I'll understand, yo. I don already drove. I

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Speaker 1: was already started to drive at home, like ninety miles

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Speaker 1: an hour over here, Tony, what do you want to

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Speaker 1: say to your wife? Oh? Yeah, staying a better be

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Speaker 1: home when I get home. Have an idea for a

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Speaker 1: phone tab. Go to Ellis Durand dot com. Click on

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Speaker 1: the phone tab tab tell us what you want to do.

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Speaker 1: This jonetab was prerecorded with permission granted by all participates

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Speaker 1: Ellie Durand phone tab on Ellis Durand in the morning show.

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Speaker 1: You know what we didn't talk about today is here

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Speaker 1: in New York, we had an ember alert yesterday. Yeah. Um,

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Speaker 1: this girl said she was kidnapped, like a sex trafficking thing. Right. Well,

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Speaker 1: there was footage of her getting snatched into a car

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Speaker 1: right in front of her mom. Her mom was outside

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Speaker 1: with her when I'm sorry, a van I believe pulled

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Speaker 1: up and yanked her into the van and then your

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Speaker 1: mom was right there and then But the rumor was

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Speaker 1: it was they kidnapped hers, what is it? There were

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Speaker 1: four men? Is it? Sex trafficking was going So every

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Speaker 1: phone in America went off with the Amber alert yesterday

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Speaker 1: And the reason why I'm bringing this up, it was

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Speaker 1: all made up right. She made the whole thing ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I wish she had her friends get in on it

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Speaker 1: with her. Obviously, these four guys who yanked her into

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Speaker 1: that van, and now there's, you know, some backlash. I

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Speaker 1: mean it's a it's no, it's not good. It's not good.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's a very serious, serious subject. It's very real,

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Speaker 1: it is. And so you start pretending you're kidnapped with

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Speaker 1: your friends and then an Amber alert and let alone,

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Speaker 1: like you know, Pete, your family worries about you or whatever.

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Speaker 1: When my son, who's ten, here's an Amber alert, his

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Speaker 1: anxiety goes to I can't even tell you, and he

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Speaker 1: freaks out for days that it's going to happen to him.

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Speaker 1: So you have to think of other people that are

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Speaker 1: affected by what you do. You know, awful, just awful,

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Speaker 1: speaking of anxiety. When you were cutting that bagel over

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Speaker 1: w about I mean, Daniel, I basically almost cut her

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Speaker 1: finger off. My eyes, she's bleeding all over the bagel.

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Speaker 1: I cut my finger off, not off, but I made

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Speaker 1: a big slice in my finger and there was blood everywhere.

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Speaker 1: So the engineer Jeff came in, who is a um

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Speaker 1: he's an e nt so Jeff close, I think you're okay,

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Speaker 1: let's just wrap it. So we were wrapping it in

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Speaker 1: band aids. But now I don't know if I need

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Speaker 1: a technis shop. But Jeff says it is and thinks

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Speaker 1: so because he thinks the knife was clean. Nate, who

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Speaker 1: just had a stroke, thinks I need a tennis shot.

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Speaker 1: He just had a stroke. What does he know? So

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. I mean, hey, does

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Speaker 1: she need to spray wind? I don't know when the

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Speaker 1: last time was I had. I don't see that. If

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Speaker 1: you don't know the last time you've had a tennis shot,

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Speaker 1: I'd get a tennis shot. But Jeff disagree. Can you

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Speaker 1: overdo it on technist? How much? Can't it? Can't overdo

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Speaker 1: it technically? Canot haven't had one in ten years. Let's

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Speaker 1: go No, No, that's a different shot, Jeff bray with

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Speaker 1: the wind, You're ok. But here's the thing, so don't

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Speaker 1: overt w R. They had bagels and stuff. So there's

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Speaker 1: this bloody knife over there. I'm like, don't use that knife.

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Speaker 1: You don't know what she has. No, you told them

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Speaker 1: what she has. I'm not gonna say I don't have that.

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Speaker 1: By the way, exactly. I think GANI threw the knife

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Speaker 1: away the incident. You're welcome. It's a perfectly good night,

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Speaker 1: all right. Hey, By the way, I really enjoyed my

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Speaker 1: Pepsi this morning for breakfast rather than having a bagel,

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Speaker 1: a bloody bagel. Yeah, I had a nice can of Pepsi. Yes,

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Speaker 1: thank you Pepsi for helping us remind people it's the

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Speaker 1: season to gift it forward. And as you know, our

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Speaker 1: friends Fallout Boy gave us a trip to join them

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Speaker 1: on their Hello Megatour or the Hello Megatour with Green

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Speaker 1: Day and Weezer. The gift was to fly us to DC.

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Speaker 1: You get to watch the show, get a VIP venue tour,

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Speaker 1: meet and greet fallout Boy, get a ten minute bass

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Speaker 1: guitar list, and with Pete wins round trip for everything.

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Speaker 1: So what we did is, rather than keeping it, Pepsi

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Speaker 1: is like, hey, Elvis, gift it forward. Yeah, we have

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Speaker 1: fun doing that, so we're gifting it forward to you.

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Speaker 1: If you want to win this extremely cool Fallout Boy

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Speaker 1: experience thanks to Pepsi, you can so just go on

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Speaker 1: to Twitter or Instagram hashtag gift It Forward and hashtag

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Speaker 1: Elvis pep See Sweepstakes and then give us a tag

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Speaker 1: at Elvis Duran Show and you could win. How cool

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Speaker 1: does that? All the info at Elvis Duran dot com.

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Speaker 1: We wouldn't do the Daniel Report here, but she's blis.

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Speaker 1: She's still bleeding. Find someplace to give me wind. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the Morning Show. Comes to finding the perfect gift,

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