WEBVTT - When Tea Williams 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:22.560 We got him bego. 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:29.280 Welcome to ad Apsocke. 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:36.120 This is what uh oh, this is what Jer's rooms 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:37.800 sounded last night when I slept. 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:42.360 Over, very uneven, very confusing. This feels like you just 0:00:42.520 --> 0:00:44.680 at no point wanted him to like know he was 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:45.720 being human. 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:50.600 I can sense a conniption fit boiling under drew skin. 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:54.440 Yeah, there's there's a rage inside my body that I 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:58.920 haven't tapped into in thank you, Kay, that's way better. 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:02.200 There's rage inside my body brewing over the last few 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:05.880 weeks that like I can feel boiling and boiling. And 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:08.880 there is going to be a time when I run 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:11.840 away from everyone. Just fair warning. I'm going to run 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:15.200 away and disappear for a little bit, and I'm not 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:18.520 going to text anyone, not even my family, and it's 0:01:18.560 --> 0:01:22.040 going to be just horrible. Everyone's gonna because he a 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:23.720 dead or alive. And then I'm going to show back 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:28.040 up after helmet however long, and it's going to be 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:28.839 so nice. 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:34.200 Well, I am just like actually beaming with joy recently, 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:38.800 Like I'm really happy. I woke up today with a 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:41.679 pain in the back of my neck that actually had 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:46.000 me wondering. Also, I had such a vivid dream that 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:49.240 I genuinely was convinced last night I must have fallen 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:50.280 or something, but. 0:01:50.320 --> 0:01:53.120 It actually is because I spent all. 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:59.040 Night using a DRUMMLL tool to shave down a carousel toy. 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:05.400 And is he touching the doorknob right now? 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:06.320 I don't know. 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:10.360 I think he might be opening the door. His feet 0:02:10.360 --> 0:02:11.600 are not coming out the bottom. 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:13.640 No, he's oh, he's he He might he might be 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:14.720 like reaching for the doorknob. 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:18.200 Okay. Also, I have to acknowledge the elephant in the 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:19.040 room not caught. 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:19.600 The element. 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:21.200 Oh, the element in the room. 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:24.360 Actually, yeah, I'm gonna there's four elements in this room 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:27.280 right now, and one of them is very off. And 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:30.200 that off one is Jinks, who is locked in the 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:34.040 podcast bathroom right now. Jinks for contacts is Rain, one 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:37.120 of our best friends cat, and she lives like five 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:39.799 minutes from us, and she is on a work trip 0:02:39.919 --> 0:02:44.880 right now, and her cat needed surgery because her cat. 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:48.360 Ate the plastic part of a drain and had to 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:51.960 get cut open. From the like on a human being, 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:55.760 it would go from a woman's mon's pubis up to 0:02:55.880 --> 0:03:01.839 their breastplate. Just for just for reference, So just touch 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:03.800 your mom pew, everyone, that's listening to your. 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:08.080 Listeners to go touching their mom's pubis. 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:12.919 Pubis and then touch your mom's pubis and then kind 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:14.079 of run your hand up. 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:17.560 Dude. All right, I'm gonna edit the audio so you 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:20.200 guys can't hear this, but it sounds genuinely like someone's 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:23.800 grabbing the doorknob and someone's trying to break in. 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:28.080 Bro Okay for context. Okay, it's Rain's cat. 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:31.160 She shortened her trip, but she needs to be where 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:32.880 she's at, and I'm like, girl, I got you. 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:35.360 I'll just keep Jinks like it's no big deal. 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:38.640 I do seem to forget that when I see Jinks 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:40.800 for the most part, it's like, oh, that's like my nephew. 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:44.080 I love him so much. But this cat is. 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:47.640 Literally as fuck like a zool, like is a bad cat, 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:50.280 Like he sucks, but like Jinks, I love, like I 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:51.960 take a bullet for him, Like when he's all like 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:53.880 hopped up on his drugs and shit and he's sweet, 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:55.640 I'm like, oh, this is like a really cute cat. 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:58.480 We let him out so he wasn't screaming for literally 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:02.960 twenty seconds, and he used our sound panels as a 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:04.400 scratching post. 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:07.440 I don't know if you're going to be able to like, no, 0:04:07.880 --> 0:04:10.560 I'm almost like we we might need to leave that in. 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:12.840 We might have to leave it in, but it's okay. 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:15.640 It's like, this is the reality. 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:19.160 If we were actual twenty like real twenty seven, twenty 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:22.080 eight three one, whatever the fuck you're all n we 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:24.320 should have had kids and this would be like our 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:24.960 kids crying. 0:04:24.960 --> 0:04:27.960 But you know what, we love podcasting so much. 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:29.640 We're obsessed with this. 0:04:29.320 --> 0:04:31.280 This is our kid, y'all, this is our kid. 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:32.000 We're practicing. 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:35.440 What is it called when you let the baby crying evil? 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:36.120 No? 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:38.560 Oh, yes, but no, I think it's what is it 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:40.719 called when you let it like cry itself to sleep? 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.359 Yeah, when you just let it like cry, even cry. 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:45.919 It out baby, yeah, cry. I can tell who was 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:48.480 Raises a cry out baby and who wasn't Raises a 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:52.680 cry it out baby. We were all cry it out babies, yeah, 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:54.240 for sure, which I think is good. 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:54.520 Well. 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:55.880 I was also just like. 0:04:57.400 --> 0:05:00.600 A manic crer like I was like cry buying at 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:03.760 a rate that was unrecedented no matter the age. 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:06.080 Yeah, boogers, because I think I've said this on the 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:06.799 podcast before. 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:10.159 Growing up, my nickname was Boogers and My family still 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:12.400 calls me that because when I really cry, I do 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:13.880 produce a lot of mucus. 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:15.680 And then when I. 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:17.440 Was a kid, I used to scream about it because 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:19.919 I was like so disgusted because I'd be crying and 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:22.159 then like I'd have my mouth open and I'd like 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:26.240 get boogers on mouth. I'm like, and it would make 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:29.240 me freak out more. This cat by the way, like, 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:30.000 can you hear that? 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:32.960 We're just going to have to like ignore it, I'm saying. 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:35.320 No, I'm wondering if they can hear the door handle. 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:37.359 Oh, I maybe they won't hear that. I don't know. 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:39.520 It's hard to tell what. I'm like so good with 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:41.880 the audio that it's kind of crazy and I don't 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:44.000 know what's going to stay in and what's not because 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:44.840 I'm not good at it. 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:50.200 Well that good you would have time predicting, though. 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:53.440 No, I don't think so. It genuinely sounds like a 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:55.160 person is trying to get out of the bathroom. 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:55.919 It's crazy. 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:57.400 They like hitting out their shoulder. 0:05:57.520 --> 0:06:00.520 I think I might replace where he's at with. 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:05.000 There's nowhere else to put him because he will eat 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:08.480 things and he'll be back in the hospital. Why didn't. 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:12.280 No one tell me that the what is it? The 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:18.359 scumapore I fucking parasite, the Caparelli, the Scaparelli disease. 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:19.520 Yeah, the diarrhea disease. 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:22.359 The diarrhea disease. So I was in New York with 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:24.760 my family. It was a beautiful, fun trip. We went 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:28.960 to Broadway shows together. Night one. I'm there. This was 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:31.240 like well over a week ago, So it was right 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:34.800 when this Caaparelli virus was like first hitting the market. Well, 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:39.120 I was really fucking hungry at like midnight and nothing 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:41.400 was open all of this. No, it was like three am. 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:42.679 All of the stands were closed. 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:44.600 Was this the night you were texting Josie? 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:47.080 And No, this is I'll tell I'll talk about that though. 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:51.600 But it was really fucking hungry. It was three am. 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:54.600 I was like, oh hungry. The only thing available right 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:56.720 now is Taco Bell and I was like, I'm gonna 0:06:56.720 --> 0:07:00.159 go get Taco Bell, bitch. I order for the first 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:01.479 time in my life. I'm like, I'm gonna be like 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:05.360 semi healthy at Taco Belt and I order like everything 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:09.240 with lettuce. I eat all of the lettuce and it 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:12.440 was like so fucking delicious. I wake up the next day, 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:14.920 and my entire phone, in my entire feet is like, 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:17.280 do not eat lettuce from Taco Bell because it has 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:19.800 this Caaparelli virus in it and it's gonna make you shit. 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:22.120 And I was like, first of all, give me that, 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:23.440 like you. 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:26.120 Are the rare case where I'm like, yeah, give it 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:28.800 to him, because I do not know another human who 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:30.920 has gone as long as twenty one days without having 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:31.320 about it. 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:33.960 It would regulate me. I think, I think it would 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:37.360 like make my shits less hard. But I really think 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:39.520 about it. I think I might be more hydrated than 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:43.880 most people hydrated. I think I might be more hydrated. No, no, no, no, 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:47.920 my shit. When it so, it's sucking all the nutrients 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:49.880 in the water. It comes out of me like as 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:52.760 hard as a pebble, like I'm not even kidding, Like 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:55.920 it comes out of my butthole like as I've had 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:58.600 like like dung beetles, well, yes, or like a rabbit. 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:01.560 Shit comes out of me like that, and it shoots 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:06.400 out like you know the pea shooters in zombie plants 0:08:06.480 --> 0:08:11.840 versus zombies. That's like it shoots pebbles out of my ass. Well, 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:15.920 they are so hard that they suck all the moisture out, 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:18.880 like my intestine sucks all the moisture out, so like 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:21.400 it's real integrated. 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:27.000 Yeah, you're hydrate with poop watery, wow, and more mental 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:29.840 gymnastics that took. We're genuinely astonishing. 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:32.319 I'm more hydrated than I was. 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:33.640 Waiting for you to wrap it up at the end 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:37.240 and I was like, okay, he actually did pull that off. Yeah, 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:40.760 I sorry, I just I I wanted I brought in 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:43.679 a topic that I wanted to talk about, but I 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:50.600 wasn't talking then talking. 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:48.120 About my poop. 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:48.960 Oh my god, I'm so sorry. 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:52.640 Actually section to go a bit longer. 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:53.079 Yeah it was. 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:56.960 That was really rude of me, But no, go ahead. Actually, 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:57.920 I am curious what you got this. 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:01.520 Oh I used Josiah as a good. 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:05.320 Day Okay, so you had that, and do you feel fine? 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:08.600 I feel completely fine. I really I think it's a myth. 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:11.040 I don't think anyone. 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:13.560 Actual cognitive on day of nine to eleven and forty 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:16.080 miles away and was supposed to go into the city 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:16.960 that day and did it. 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:17.800 Who has to. 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:20.320 Mention it like that's you making yourself a part of 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:21.480 the sky disease. 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:24.880 I can't make myself I am one degree away from 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:28.079 every bad thing that ever happened Columbine. I was born 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:32.520 a year before, so your inception. 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:36.160 I thought, without a body, you had to be the 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:38.760 body load. That's what I feel about. What do you 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:40.680 know what I'm talking about again? It was like I 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:42.560 thought about the body to be the lot of load. 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:47.760 No day, I don't know load where she's like thought 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:51.560 without a body on the bottom load without a body. 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:54.520 Yeah, she's like she's word poatrying it, word slamming it. 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:58.760 But like eras that make them like kind of think 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:01.120 they're going to become musicians. It's like a manic eerror 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:04.160 always has someone like in a creative bag of something. 0:10:04.160 --> 0:10:06.800 Well, no, that's like that's literally what it is like. 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:08.680 It just makes you think you're bad. 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:11.240 Why doesn't anybody when their manic become like a. 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:14.280 Vet or something, they all like do like something. 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:20.200 Yeah, having a ten year medical school manic episode and 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:21.719 then you like come out of it and you're like, 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:22.440 oh shit. 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:24.319 Like, oh my god, I've saved like eighteen races. 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:30.760 I'm like, I red racehorses. That my racehorse that I 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:32.920 just breeded one the Kentucky Derby. 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:36.360 Oh my god, I'm Lokio associated with the mob because 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:38.079 I got so high up in the vetinary game and 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:40.000 I got so big headed in my mania that I 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:40.960 like became. 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:41.360 A mob vet. 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:44.560 Yeah, that's why I work with the racehorses. But speaking 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:47.280 of Gabby Hannah, I mean, I will never ever show this, 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:50.240 but I think enough time is passed where we can 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:53.920 talk about what I created in privacy. 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:57.920 No, you need to show this. Got not eat up bait. 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:02.079 So I want to say six years ago, maybe seven. 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:04.560 This said this point was like eight years Yeah, maybe 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:09.079 we're getting up. This was pre many just met Josie. 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:11.559 Yeah, this was this was pre Gabby Hannah mania. 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:14.680 I think it was like it was like peak tea 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:19.880 video eras, and like Gabby Hannah would always get brought 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:20.839 up like because of. 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:23.400 So she wasn't she wasn't getting brought up in these videos. 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:25.880 The picture so old. Yeah. 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:30.560 So, so what me and Josiah did is we wanted Yeah, 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:33.880 we did. We wanted to create like a fake tea account, 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:35.760 like you know, it was like an er on the 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:39.400 Internet where people would just like spill tea on YouTube videos. 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:44.040 So me and Josiah we created this alias called whin 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:48.640 t Williams. So it's like Windy Williams when T Williams, 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:53.240 When T Williams, her name is T Williams. Like T Williams. Yeah, 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:56.040 when T. Williams walks into the room, duck and cover, 0:11:56.120 --> 0:11:57.240 bitch like that. 0:11:57.360 --> 0:12:00.760 I know you just need to play it like girl, listen. 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:03.120 I've come to the conclusion that I know who I am, 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:05.160 I know where my soul rests, and a lot of 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:07.920 people think I'm like the devil. I might as well 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:10.480 be at this point the way like, and I am 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:12.720 so immune to it. Like my comment sections at this 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:15.199 point actually make me laugh. And I'm about to join 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:17.680 Calshi so I can just start baking bets on what 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:20.280 my comments are gonna be. So stuff like this, I'm like, yeah, 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:22.800 you know what, you think I'm evil? This is where 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:23.760 our twisted minds. 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:26.960 Yeah, this is this is really how twisted we are. 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:31.240 So me and Josiah made a fake tea account called 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:35.359 Williams and our first subject was Gabby Hannah. 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:38.280 That's right, this was the first thing you ever showed me. 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:49.480 Dude. 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:58.400 It's so well, teve never said before. That's like my magnimum. 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:04.079 I think this is something, but this morning she can 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:07.520 get to another level let's start her week off. 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:11.480 Daddy Hannah was seeing at a Cannabasi's residence burning a 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:15.920 Pride flag. Not only was she smoking the fag, she 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:25.560 was burning the fagssts morning informs dating, I was recruited 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:26.240 by Isis. 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:27.920 I decided to accept the. 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:37.360 More Like Jesus as the first beheaded schedule for ninety 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:40.520 in meaningful time whatever that means. 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:46.920 Excited to watch this as it's to be stranked exclusively 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:47.640 on Paris. 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:54.959 Grand son has been gragging on her, patred on the 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:58.520 she has nine fun films already being face. 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:06.840 Okay o good, like so good. Honestly, stuff like that 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:09.360 does make me miss the old script we were writing. 0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:11.680 We were working on something and like in my head, 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:14.120 the characters were unironically. 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:17.080 Doing yeah, this is exactly who we were referencing and so, 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:20.560 which kind of means I am actually doing shit like this. 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:22.440 But it never saw the light of day because I 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:24.600 was like, one, this is like really diabolical to do 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:27.960 to her, like duh, And then two like me and 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:32.240 Josiah were so scared because I mean, you can tell 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:35.280 we're scared because we faked British accents and then pitched 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:37.800 our voices down and the reason, and we were actually 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:42.680 gonna start uploading them like completely detached from us as beings, 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:43.960 like we weren't even going to post them on our 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:46.600 stories or anything. It was just gonna be Winty Williams. 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:50.120 But then we were like, dude, this is just like mean, 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:53.240 like this is really mean, and it's like obviously, like 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:54.800 you can look back at it now and like see 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:57.200 it's a parody. But like I was just I just 0:14:58.360 --> 0:14:58.840 that was. 0:14:58.760 --> 0:15:02.920 Like pre sardonte like takeover and like sarcasm takeover. So 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:05.040 it was like, yeah, I was like twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen, 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:08.000 where obviously we're like poking fun at the way, like 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:09.320 what are we talking about? 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:10.680 What are we talking about? 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:13.200 Literally it was it was honestly you can really like 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:15.400 dissect it and it becomes like high art in the 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:16.200 right context. 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:19.840 But some would argue that maybe we're not as good 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:23.080 at fine art as we think because a lot a 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:25.160 lot of things will be taken out of context, a. 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:27.560 Lot of things will be taking a lot of things. 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:30.160 But that's okay. You know what, living you learn, and 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:31.800 guess what, I love living. 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:39.280 I love learning, But never forget when t Williams walks 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:42.560 into the room duck and cover bitch, but yeah, I 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:46.480 think my magnum opus is TSIS or isis or like 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:50.520 Jesus like that's and then also making the fake tweet 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:57.960 of her in front of the ISIS flag. Kai cast 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:00.320 it a really hot guy in a short to talk 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:04.040 about that, of course, yeah, Kai casted like my dream 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:05.760 man and is short recently. 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:10.040 Yep, make him jealous, just to make sure jealousy. 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:12.160 And he sent me like videos of him doing like 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:14.720 push ups, and he keeps popping up on my gay 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:19.200 Twitter porn feed. Yeah, he keeps popping up on my date. No, 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:21.360 he keeps popping up on my gay Twitter feed, and 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:23.360 I'm like, every single time I have to show cut 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:24.680 it's it's literally real. 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:28.040 I remember when like Drew fully explained to me the 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:30.680 inner workings of just how horny gay guys could be. 0:16:30.760 --> 0:16:33.240 And I think it was when we started going to 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:36.800 the gym together. Oh yeah, that even opened your eyes 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:41.920 from the gay was like, oh there's levels to No. 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:44.440 There's real horny level shit. And over like the last 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:47.000 year and a half, can you move a little bit closer, 0:16:47.080 --> 0:16:50.320 I've experienced it like more and more and more, and 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:54.080 I'm like, damn, like it really is. Like imagine like 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:56.280 the horny ah straight guy, you know, double it and 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:58.680 give it to the next person like it's really it's 0:16:58.720 --> 0:17:02.280 really crazy, and then put a bunch of those horny 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:05.240 gay guys. Because I honestly think, like no shade, I 0:17:05.240 --> 0:17:07.840 think gay guys have the highest levels of testosterone. One 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:12.000 because just like naturally, but two, they're all on testosterone. 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:15.600 They're all on human growth hormone. Like every single guy. 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:16.680 Benefits of that. 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:19.439 Like, I don't really just bodies, like if I started 0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:22.199 taking like estrogen supplements. 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:26.840 Bigger boobed Oh, I don't know, big ones, big knockers favorite. 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:29.640 Yes, I'm obsessed. Going say, I'm. 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:31.560 Randomly obsessed with big boob. 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:34.680 I'm weirdly attracted to big boobs. Weird A straight guy 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:36.480 who's weirdly attracted to big. 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:41.920 Is that weirdest fuck? But yeah, Eric is like fine ship, 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:44.280 and I just need to let him know that incredible 0:17:44.280 --> 0:17:47.480 actor too. But he's more, He's more than that. He's 0:17:47.480 --> 0:17:47.840 fine ship. 0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:52.160 Yeah, he's more. He's actually fine ship. I was gonna say, 0:17:52.359 --> 0:17:55.320 gay guys are just better. Yeah, the average gay guy 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:58.480 is so much better than the average straight guy. 0:17:58.600 --> 0:17:58.840 I think. 0:17:59.800 --> 0:18:01.800 Take I know it's not a hot take, but it's 0:18:01.880 --> 0:18:04.679 actually so crazy how consistent it is. Like I was 0:18:04.680 --> 0:18:07.280 in I was in my hometown and I was playing 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:09.120 pickleball with my parents and it was like all hell 0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:11.119 of old people there, and I was and I was 0:18:11.160 --> 0:18:14.000 talking to this one guy and he was like funny 0:18:14.040 --> 0:18:17.280 and cool. And then I was like why, Like why 0:18:17.280 --> 0:18:19.320 am I actually connected with this guy? And he's like, oh, 0:18:19.359 --> 0:18:21.240 my husband blah blah blah. I was like, Oh, it's 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:23.840 because you're gay. Yeah, it's literally because you're just better, 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:26.160 Like gay guys are just by default better. Some gay 0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:28.439 guys aren't great, most gay guys. 0:18:28.320 --> 0:18:31.720 Are most Yeah, well that's the call of yacht, is like, but. 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:34.840 When they're bad by guy Peter, Guy, Peter. 0:18:35.200 --> 0:18:39.000 Peter, he's the best guy you've ever met. A mean 0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:41.320 gay guy is probably in Congress. 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:45.080 Closest things that mean gay guy in Congress. 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:45.400 Yeah. 0:18:45.840 --> 0:18:48.600 Yeah, a mean gay guy is like the scariest like 0:18:48.640 --> 0:18:51.320 bad guys, because I'll always win. 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:55.400 The guy that wrote Project twenty twenty seven is a bottom. Well, yeah, 0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:56.680 I just found out about that. 0:18:57.160 --> 0:19:00.040 There's project twenty twenty seven now or twenty what I 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:00.359 heard this? 0:19:00.440 --> 0:19:02.560 Yeah, the thing that he's about them. 0:19:02.640 --> 0:19:10.439 Fun fact, combined households income, gay guys have the highest 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:14.800 combined household but it's just because it's two men, and 0:19:14.880 --> 0:19:18.359 I think lesbians might have it the lowest. 0:19:18.440 --> 0:19:21.840 Have you guys seen this? I did not think about 0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:22.880 it art at all. 0:19:26.160 --> 0:19:28.520 I mean, ironically, this is gonna be me soon. 0:19:28.600 --> 0:19:31.199 When I was lying on the sidewalk. What that's in 0:19:31.280 --> 0:19:34.600 the Charlie album, there's like a I think Cronenberg does 0:19:34.600 --> 0:19:37.200 a monologue. He talks about lying on the sidewalk at. 0:19:37.040 --> 0:19:40.719 The end and Charlie gets drunk. She has a like 0:19:41.080 --> 0:19:41.480 it's like. 0:19:42.240 --> 0:19:47.800 Yeah, she'sament. Yeah, we still need to recreate Spring sum Yeah, 0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:49.600 we need to, we need to tap into that bag. 0:19:50.840 --> 0:19:54.600 Should do another Yeah, we should do to guys comment 0:19:54.640 --> 0:19:56.240 down below if you guys think we should do another 0:19:56.400 --> 0:19:56.880 cover for. 0:19:56.840 --> 0:19:59.760 The Winter twenty nine. 0:20:00.400 --> 0:20:05.720 Yeah, to lose and then it's like wink wink, wink, wink, 0:20:06.119 --> 0:20:10.240 stink stink stink, stink, poop poop poop poop. 0:20:10.720 --> 0:20:12.000 Instead of camera, it's called. 0:20:11.880 --> 0:20:15.520 Dildo dillo, dildo, dildo dildo. 0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:19.080