Speaker 1: We got him bego.
Speaker 2: Welcome to ad Apsocke.
Speaker 1: This is what uh oh, this is what Jer's rooms
Speaker 1: sounded last night when I slept.
Speaker 3: Over, very uneven, very confusing. This feels like you just
Speaker 3: at no point wanted him to like know he was
Speaker 3: being human.
Speaker 2: I can sense a conniption fit boiling under drew skin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's there's a rage inside my body that I
Speaker 4: haven't tapped into in thank you, Kay, that's way better.
Speaker 4: There's rage inside my body brewing over the last few
Speaker 4: weeks that like I can feel boiling and boiling. And
Speaker 4: there is going to be a time when I run
Speaker 4: away from everyone. Just fair warning. I'm going to run
Speaker 4: away and disappear for a little bit, and I'm not
Speaker 4: going to text anyone, not even my family, and it's
Speaker 4: going to be just horrible. Everyone's gonna because he a
Speaker 4: dead or alive. And then I'm going to show back
Speaker 4: up after helmet however long, and it's going to be
Speaker 4: so nice.
Speaker 3: Well, I am just like actually beaming with joy recently,
Speaker 3: Like I'm really happy. I woke up today with a
Speaker 3: pain in the back of my neck that actually had
Speaker 3: me wondering. Also, I had such a vivid dream that
Speaker 3: I genuinely was convinced last night I must have fallen
Speaker 3: or something, but.
Speaker 2: It actually is because I spent all.
Speaker 3: Night using a DRUMMLL tool to shave down a carousel toy.
Speaker 2: And is he touching the doorknob right now?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think he might be opening the door. His feet
Speaker 4: are not coming out the bottom.
Speaker 3: No, he's oh, he's he He might he might be
Speaker 3: like reaching for the doorknob.
Speaker 2: Okay. Also, I have to acknowledge the elephant in the
Speaker 2: room not caught.
Speaker 4: The element.
Speaker 2: Oh, the element in the room.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, I'm gonna there's four elements in this room
Speaker 3: right now, and one of them is very off. And
Speaker 3: that off one is Jinks, who is locked in the
Speaker 3: podcast bathroom right now. Jinks for contacts is Rain, one
Speaker 3: of our best friends cat, and she lives like five
Speaker 3: minutes from us, and she is on a work trip
Speaker 3: right now, and her cat needed surgery because her cat.
Speaker 4: Ate the plastic part of a drain and had to
Speaker 4: get cut open. From the like on a human being,
Speaker 4: it would go from a woman's mon's pubis up to
Speaker 4: their breastplate. Just for just for reference, So just touch
Speaker 4: your mom pew, everyone, that's listening to your.
Speaker 2: Listeners to go touching their mom's pubis.
Speaker 4: Pubis and then touch your mom's pubis and then kind
Speaker 4: of run your hand up.
Speaker 1: Dude. All right, I'm gonna edit the audio so you
Speaker 1: guys can't hear this, but it sounds genuinely like someone's
Speaker 1: grabbing the doorknob and someone's trying to break in.
Speaker 2: Bro Okay for context. Okay, it's Rain's cat.
Speaker 3: She shortened her trip, but she needs to be where
Speaker 3: she's at, and I'm like, girl, I got you.
Speaker 2: I'll just keep Jinks like it's no big deal.
Speaker 3: I do seem to forget that when I see Jinks
Speaker 3: for the most part, it's like, oh, that's like my nephew.
Speaker 2: I love him so much. But this cat is.
Speaker 4: Literally as fuck like a zool, like is a bad cat,
Speaker 4: Like he sucks, but like Jinks, I love, like I
Speaker 4: take a bullet for him, Like when he's all like
Speaker 4: hopped up on his drugs and shit and he's sweet,
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, this is like a really cute cat.
Speaker 4: We let him out so he wasn't screaming for literally
Speaker 4: twenty seconds, and he used our sound panels as a
Speaker 4: scratching post.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you're going to be able to like, no,
Speaker 3: I'm almost like we we might need to leave that in.
Speaker 1: We might have to leave it in, but it's okay.
Speaker 2: It's like, this is the reality.
Speaker 3: If we were actual twenty like real twenty seven, twenty
Speaker 3: eight three one, whatever the fuck you're all n we
Speaker 3: should have had kids and this would be like our
Speaker 3: kids crying.
Speaker 2: But you know what, we love podcasting so much.
Speaker 1: We're obsessed with this.
Speaker 4: This is our kid, y'all, this is our kid.
Speaker 2: We're practicing.
Speaker 3: What is it called when you let the baby crying evil?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Oh, yes, but no, I think it's what is it
Speaker 4: called when you let it like cry itself to sleep?
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you just let it like cry, even cry.
Speaker 4: It out baby, yeah, cry. I can tell who was
Speaker 4: Raises a cry out baby and who wasn't Raises a
Speaker 4: cry it out baby. We were all cry it out babies, yeah,
Speaker 4: for sure, which I think is good.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 2: I was also just like.
Speaker 3: A manic crer like I was like cry buying at
Speaker 3: a rate that was unrecedented no matter the age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, boogers, because I think I've said this on the
Speaker 2: podcast before.
Speaker 3: Growing up, my nickname was Boogers and My family still
Speaker 3: calls me that because when I really cry, I do
Speaker 3: produce a lot of mucus.
Speaker 2: And then when I.
Speaker 3: Was a kid, I used to scream about it because
Speaker 3: I was like so disgusted because I'd be crying and
Speaker 3: then like I'd have my mouth open and I'd like
Speaker 3: get boogers on mouth. I'm like, and it would make
Speaker 3: me freak out more. This cat by the way, like,
Speaker 3: can you hear that?
Speaker 4: We're just going to have to like ignore it, I'm saying.
Speaker 2: No, I'm wondering if they can hear the door handle.
Speaker 1: Oh, I maybe they won't hear that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's hard to tell what. I'm like so good with
Speaker 1: the audio that it's kind of crazy and I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going to stay in and what's not because
Speaker 1: I'm not good at it.
Speaker 2: Well that good you would have time predicting, though.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so. It genuinely sounds like a
Speaker 1: person is trying to get out of the bathroom.
Speaker 4: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: They like hitting out their shoulder.
Speaker 2: I think I might replace where he's at with.
Speaker 4: There's nowhere else to put him because he will eat
Speaker 4: things and he'll be back in the hospital. Why didn't.
Speaker 4: No one tell me that the what is it? The
Speaker 4: scumapore I fucking parasite, the Caparelli, the Scaparelli disease.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the diarrhea disease.
Speaker 4: The diarrhea disease. So I was in New York with
Speaker 4: my family. It was a beautiful, fun trip. We went
Speaker 4: to Broadway shows together. Night one. I'm there. This was
Speaker 4: like well over a week ago, So it was right
Speaker 4: when this Caaparelli virus was like first hitting the market. Well,
Speaker 4: I was really fucking hungry at like midnight and nothing
Speaker 4: was open all of this. No, it was like three am.
Speaker 4: All of the stands were closed.
Speaker 2: Was this the night you were texting Josie?
Speaker 4: And No, this is I'll tell I'll talk about that though.
Speaker 4: But it was really fucking hungry. It was three am.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh hungry. The only thing available right
Speaker 4: now is Taco Bell and I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: go get Taco Bell, bitch. I order for the first
Speaker 4: time in my life. I'm like, I'm gonna be like
Speaker 4: semi healthy at Taco Belt and I order like everything
Speaker 4: with lettuce. I eat all of the lettuce and it
Speaker 4: was like so fucking delicious. I wake up the next day,
Speaker 4: and my entire phone, in my entire feet is like,
Speaker 4: do not eat lettuce from Taco Bell because it has
Speaker 4: this Caaparelli virus in it and it's gonna make you shit.
Speaker 4: And I was like, first of all, give me that,
Speaker 4: like you.
Speaker 3: Are the rare case where I'm like, yeah, give it
Speaker 3: to him, because I do not know another human who
Speaker 3: has gone as long as twenty one days without having
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 4: It would regulate me. I think, I think it would
Speaker 4: like make my shits less hard. But I really think
Speaker 4: about it. I think I might be more hydrated than
Speaker 4: most people hydrated. I think I might be more hydrated. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: my shit. When it so, it's sucking all the nutrients
Speaker 4: in the water. It comes out of me like as
Speaker 4: hard as a pebble, like I'm not even kidding, Like
Speaker 4: it comes out of my butthole like as I've had
Speaker 4: like like dung beetles, well, yes, or like a rabbit.
Speaker 4: Shit comes out of me like that, and it shoots
Speaker 4: out like you know the pea shooters in zombie plants
Speaker 4: versus zombies. That's like it shoots pebbles out of my ass. Well,
Speaker 4: they are so hard that they suck all the moisture out,
Speaker 4: like my intestine sucks all the moisture out, so like
Speaker 4: it's real integrated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're hydrate with poop watery, wow, and more mental
Speaker 1: gymnastics that took. We're genuinely astonishing.
Speaker 4: I'm more hydrated than I was.
Speaker 1: Waiting for you to wrap it up at the end
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, he actually did pull that off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I sorry, I just I I wanted I brought in
Speaker 1: a topic that I wanted to talk about, but I
Speaker 1: wasn't talking then talking.
Speaker 4: About my poop.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Actually section to go a bit longer.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was.
Speaker 4: That was really rude of me, But no, go ahead. Actually,
Speaker 4: I am curious what you got this.
Speaker 1: Oh I used Josiah as a good.
Speaker 2: Day Okay, so you had that, and do you feel fine?
Speaker 4: I feel completely fine. I really I think it's a myth.
Speaker 4: I don't think anyone.
Speaker 3: Actual cognitive on day of nine to eleven and forty
Speaker 3: miles away and was supposed to go into the city
Speaker 3: that day and did it.
Speaker 4: Who has to.
Speaker 3: Mention it like that's you making yourself a part of
Speaker 3: the sky disease.
Speaker 4: I can't make myself I am one degree away from
Speaker 4: every bad thing that ever happened Columbine. I was born
Speaker 4: a year before, so your inception.
Speaker 3: I thought, without a body, you had to be the
Speaker 3: body load. That's what I feel about. What do you
Speaker 3: know what I'm talking about again? It was like I
Speaker 3: thought about the body to be the lot of load.
Speaker 3: No day, I don't know load where she's like thought
Speaker 3: without a body on the bottom load without a body.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's like she's word poatrying it, word slamming it.
Speaker 3: But like eras that make them like kind of think
Speaker 3: they're going to become musicians. It's like a manic eerror
Speaker 3: always has someone like in a creative bag of something.
Speaker 4: Well, no, that's like that's literally what it is like.
Speaker 4: It just makes you think you're bad.
Speaker 1: Why doesn't anybody when their manic become like a.
Speaker 4: Vet or something, they all like do like something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, having a ten year medical school manic episode and
Speaker 1: then you like come out of it and you're like,
Speaker 1: oh shit.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, I've saved like eighteen races.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I red racehorses. That my racehorse that I
Speaker 4: just breeded one the Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm Lokio associated with the mob because
Speaker 3: I got so high up in the vetinary game and
Speaker 3: I got so big headed in my mania that I
Speaker 3: like became.
Speaker 2: A mob vet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I work with the racehorses. But speaking
Speaker 4: of Gabby Hannah, I mean, I will never ever show this,
Speaker 4: but I think enough time is passed where we can
Speaker 4: talk about what I created in privacy.
Speaker 2: No, you need to show this. Got not eat up bait.
Speaker 4: So I want to say six years ago, maybe seven.
Speaker 3: This said this point was like eight years Yeah, maybe
Speaker 3: we're getting up. This was pre many just met Josie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this was this was pre Gabby Hannah mania.
Speaker 3: I think it was like it was like peak tea
Speaker 3: video eras, and like Gabby Hannah would always get brought
Speaker 3: up like because of.
Speaker 4: So she wasn't she wasn't getting brought up in these videos.
Speaker 2: The picture so old. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So, so what me and Josiah did is we wanted Yeah,
Speaker 4: we did. We wanted to create like a fake tea account,
Speaker 4: like you know, it was like an er on the
Speaker 4: Internet where people would just like spill tea on YouTube videos.
Speaker 4: So me and Josiah we created this alias called whin
Speaker 4: t Williams. So it's like Windy Williams when T Williams,
Speaker 4: When T Williams, her name is T Williams. Like T Williams. Yeah,
Speaker 4: when T. Williams walks into the room, duck and cover,
Speaker 4: bitch like that.
Speaker 2: I know you just need to play it like girl, listen.
Speaker 3: I've come to the conclusion that I know who I am,
Speaker 3: I know where my soul rests, and a lot of
Speaker 3: people think I'm like the devil. I might as well
Speaker 3: be at this point the way like, and I am
Speaker 3: so immune to it. Like my comment sections at this
Speaker 3: point actually make me laugh. And I'm about to join
Speaker 3: Calshi so I can just start baking bets on what
Speaker 3: my comments are gonna be. So stuff like this, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know what, you think I'm evil? This is where
Speaker 3: our twisted minds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is this is really how twisted we are.
Speaker 4: So me and Josiah made a fake tea account called
Speaker 4: Williams and our first subject was Gabby Hannah.
Speaker 1: That's right, this was the first thing you ever showed me.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 4: It's so well, teve never said before. That's like my magnimum.
Speaker 7: I think this is something, but this morning she can
Speaker 7: get to another level let's start her week off.
Speaker 6: Daddy Hannah was seeing at a Cannabasi's residence burning a
Speaker 6: Pride flag. Not only was she smoking the fag, she
Speaker 6: was burning the fagssts morning informs dating, I was recruited
Speaker 6: by Isis.
Speaker 1: I decided to accept the.
Speaker 7: More Like Jesus as the first beheaded schedule for ninety
Speaker 7: in meaningful time whatever that means.
Speaker 6: Excited to watch this as it's to be stranked exclusively
Speaker 6: on Paris.
Speaker 5: Grand son has been gragging on her, patred on the
Speaker 5: she has nine fun films already being face.
Speaker 3: Okay o good, like so good. Honestly, stuff like that
Speaker 3: does make me miss the old script we were writing.
Speaker 3: We were working on something and like in my head,
Speaker 3: the characters were unironically.
Speaker 4: Doing yeah, this is exactly who we were referencing and so,
Speaker 4: which kind of means I am actually doing shit like this.
Speaker 4: But it never saw the light of day because I
Speaker 4: was like, one, this is like really diabolical to do
Speaker 4: to her, like duh, And then two like me and
Speaker 4: Josiah were so scared because I mean, you can tell
Speaker 4: we're scared because we faked British accents and then pitched
Speaker 4: our voices down and the reason, and we were actually
Speaker 4: gonna start uploading them like completely detached from us as beings,
Speaker 4: like we weren't even going to post them on our
Speaker 4: stories or anything. It was just gonna be Winty Williams.
Speaker 4: But then we were like, dude, this is just like mean,
Speaker 4: like this is really mean, and it's like obviously, like
Speaker 4: you can look back at it now and like see
Speaker 4: it's a parody. But like I was just I just
Speaker 4: that was.
Speaker 3: Like pre sardonte like takeover and like sarcasm takeover. So
Speaker 3: it was like, yeah, I was like twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen,
Speaker 3: where obviously we're like poking fun at the way, like
Speaker 3: what are we talking about?
Speaker 2: What are we talking about?
Speaker 4: Literally it was it was honestly you can really like
Speaker 4: dissect it and it becomes like high art in the
Speaker 4: right context.
Speaker 3: But some would argue that maybe we're not as good
Speaker 3: at fine art as we think because a lot a
Speaker 3: lot of things will be taken out of context, a.
Speaker 4: Lot of things will be taking a lot of things.
Speaker 2: But that's okay. You know what, living you learn, and
Speaker 2: guess what, I love living.
Speaker 4: I love learning, But never forget when t Williams walks
Speaker 4: into the room duck and cover bitch, but yeah, I
Speaker 4: think my magnum opus is TSIS or isis or like
Speaker 4: Jesus like that's and then also making the fake tweet
Speaker 4: of her in front of the ISIS flag. Kai cast
Speaker 4: it a really hot guy in a short to talk
Speaker 4: about that, of course, yeah, Kai casted like my dream
Speaker 4: man and is short recently.
Speaker 1: Yep, make him jealous, just to make sure jealousy.
Speaker 4: And he sent me like videos of him doing like
Speaker 4: push ups, and he keeps popping up on my gay
Speaker 4: Twitter porn feed. Yeah, he keeps popping up on my date. No,
Speaker 4: he keeps popping up on my gay Twitter feed, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, every single time I have to show cut
Speaker 4: it's it's literally real.
Speaker 3: I remember when like Drew fully explained to me the
Speaker 3: inner workings of just how horny gay guys could be.
Speaker 3: And I think it was when we started going to
Speaker 3: the gym together. Oh yeah, that even opened your eyes
Speaker 3: from the gay was like, oh there's levels to No.
Speaker 4: There's real horny level shit. And over like the last
Speaker 4: year and a half, can you move a little bit closer,
Speaker 4: I've experienced it like more and more and more, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, damn, like it really is. Like imagine like
Speaker 4: the horny ah straight guy, you know, double it and
Speaker 4: give it to the next person like it's really it's
Speaker 4: really crazy, and then put a bunch of those horny
Speaker 4: gay guys. Because I honestly think, like no shade, I
Speaker 4: think gay guys have the highest levels of testosterone. One
Speaker 4: because just like naturally, but two, they're all on testosterone.
Speaker 4: They're all on human growth hormone. Like every single guy.
Speaker 2: Benefits of that.
Speaker 3: Like, I don't really just bodies, like if I started
Speaker 3: taking like estrogen supplements.
Speaker 4: Bigger boobed Oh, I don't know, big ones, big knockers favorite.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm obsessed. Going say, I'm.
Speaker 4: Randomly obsessed with big boob.
Speaker 1: I'm weirdly attracted to big boobs. Weird A straight guy
Speaker 1: who's weirdly attracted to big.
Speaker 4: Is that weirdest fuck? But yeah, Eric is like fine ship,
Speaker 4: and I just need to let him know that incredible
Speaker 4: actor too. But he's more, He's more than that. He's
Speaker 4: fine ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's more. He's actually fine ship. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: gay guys are just better. Yeah, the average gay guy
Speaker 1: is so much better than the average straight guy.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 1: Take I know it's not a hot take, but it's
Speaker 1: actually so crazy how consistent it is. Like I was
Speaker 1: in I was in my hometown and I was playing
Speaker 1: pickleball with my parents and it was like all hell
Speaker 1: of old people there, and I was and I was
Speaker 1: talking to this one guy and he was like funny
Speaker 1: and cool. And then I was like why, Like why
Speaker 1: am I actually connected with this guy? And he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: my husband blah blah blah. I was like, Oh, it's
Speaker 1: because you're gay. Yeah, it's literally because you're just better,
Speaker 1: Like gay guys are just by default better. Some gay
Speaker 1: guys aren't great, most gay guys.
Speaker 2: Are most Yeah, well that's the call of yacht, is like, but.
Speaker 1: When they're bad by guy Peter, Guy, Peter.
Speaker 3: Peter, he's the best guy you've ever met. A mean
Speaker 3: gay guy is probably in Congress.
Speaker 1: Closest things that mean gay guy in Congress.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a mean gay guy is like the scariest like
Speaker 3: bad guys, because I'll always win.
Speaker 1: The guy that wrote Project twenty twenty seven is a bottom. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just found out about that.
Speaker 4: There's project twenty twenty seven now or twenty what I
Speaker 4: heard this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the thing that he's about them.
Speaker 4: Fun fact, combined households income, gay guys have the highest
Speaker 4: combined household but it's just because it's two men, and
Speaker 4: I think lesbians might have it the lowest.
Speaker 1: Have you guys seen this? I did not think about
Speaker 1: it art at all.
Speaker 4: I mean, ironically, this is gonna be me soon.
Speaker 1: When I was lying on the sidewalk. What that's in
Speaker 1: the Charlie album, there's like a I think Cronenberg does
Speaker 1: a monologue. He talks about lying on the sidewalk at.
Speaker 2: The end and Charlie gets drunk. She has a like
Speaker 2: it's like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she'sament. Yeah, we still need to recreate Spring sum Yeah,
Speaker 4: we need to, we need to tap into that bag.
Speaker 1: Should do another Yeah, we should do to guys comment
Speaker 1: down below if you guys think we should do another
Speaker 1: cover for.
Speaker 2: The Winter twenty nine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to lose and then it's like wink wink, wink, wink,
Speaker 4: stink stink stink, stink, poop poop poop poop.
Speaker 1: Instead of camera, it's called.
Speaker 4: Dildo dillo, dildo, dildo dildo.
Speaker 1: How the dilda makes me feel? Yeah? Yeah, anyway, how.
Speaker 4: To come it makes me feel? Oh, it makes me come? Wait,
Speaker 4: how to dildo makes me feel. Yeah, it makes me come. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it makes me come.
Speaker 1: That was genuinely perfect. Key, I Yes, I was. I was.
Speaker 4: I was in the pocket.
Speaker 2: It took you like a long time to get there,
Speaker 2: but you got there.
Speaker 4: I was in the pocket. I wasn't y'all need to
Speaker 4: start telling me more nice sh it. By the way,
Speaker 4: just in general, you.
Speaker 3: Digged into a few other you dug into a few
Speaker 3: other holes that weren't the pocket, but you.
Speaker 1: Got around your bag way before you got to the pocket.
Speaker 4: When someone says I'm in the pocket, this is like
Speaker 4: when I'm imagining.
Speaker 1: Fishing for like something small, like a.
Speaker 4: Little like leather sack that's hanging off the side of
Speaker 4: their weights, the leather sack, a little leather sick thinking
Speaker 4: people held, Yeah, it's literally that. Wow, Well, guys, the
Speaker 4: trumpets are getting louder. Not the trumpets getting louder.
Speaker 2: Is the trumpets like a positive end of the saxophone trend?
Speaker 4: Oh wait wait, sorry, the saxophones are getting louder.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I thought you were on sick.
Speaker 2: I was like, I kind of like that, like the.
Speaker 3: Trumpets, Like in my head when I think of trumpets,
Speaker 3: I think of Bachella.
Speaker 2: For some reason. I'm like, yeah, you know what, The
Speaker 2: trumpets are getting loud.
Speaker 4: That's and that's what I meant. The trumpets are getting louder.
Speaker 4: Good things are happening.
Speaker 2: Good will always find his hand in that pocket. You
Speaker 2: just have to guide his hand.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to bring me there. You have to
Speaker 4: guide me.
Speaker 2: Remember when I was taking you to get jewel pods upstairs?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'll do the I'll do the for you.
Speaker 3: It's this is me like begging you to come with
Speaker 3: me upstairs to my room to go get jewel pauls
Speaker 3: with me so we can continue our conversation, like.
Speaker 4: Smiling and laughing like dead wife, like footage.
Speaker 1: Wife.
Speaker 2: I do serve dead wife.
Speaker 4: You really do?
Speaker 2: I feel like I have the smile of a dead wife.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so I do.
Speaker 2: Fear if I do ever get married, I.
Speaker 4: Will be you a widow whoever married, because like I.
Speaker 3: Think, everyone I've dated, I have when it's done, watched
Speaker 3: the person go through a sort of spiritual psychosis that
Speaker 3: I ironically wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Like I'm
Speaker 3: not and I'm not kidding in that's not even on
Speaker 3: some big head ship.
Speaker 2: It actually freaks me out.
Speaker 4: Well, the exact opposite happens to me and they work better.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, and they get better they leave you and the.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think we all sing.
Speaker 4: Kay, can I show you this picture that I got
Speaker 4: of you yesterday? That might make you a little sad?
Speaker 3: But I have to know that joke though. But that
Speaker 3: being I feel like, if I end up, let me
Speaker 3: see it first. If I end up in a happy marriage,
Speaker 3: God in the universe will still make me widowed, because
Speaker 3: like I feel like, there is no you don't get
Speaker 3: to date me without the spiritual psycho.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I don't hate that. It could be worse.
Speaker 1: I was pretending to laugh for a video and then
Speaker 1: can I hate your babe just as a payment for that? Yeah.
Speaker 3: Earlier, by the way, here I was say because oh
Speaker 3: Kai was being a fucking he is a dima want
Speaker 3: to see the episode without his light? And he was
Speaker 3: like he was in the basement. He was like, oh,
Speaker 3: where's the lights and we were like, it's in the basement.
Speaker 1: He was like, I crashed out. And then as soon
Speaker 1: as the camera came on, smiles, No, it was really
Speaker 1: for you. It's just like a light here.
Speaker 4: And then it's perfectly angled and bouncing off the way.
Speaker 3: Well, I was saying, Takai, how about instead of that,
Speaker 3: we get into like a photography bag and we just
Speaker 3: have a huge DSLR setup with like a flash and
Speaker 3: then instead of inserting clips of yourself when you think
Speaker 3: something's funny, it'd be like that photo like pops up.
Speaker 2: It's like a little like response on zoom.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Today on my Google meeting, not Google meeting, I know,
Speaker 2: like get over yourself.
Speaker 3: Also, fuck you Google meeting because I had just woken
Speaker 3: up and you don't have a filter on here.
Speaker 2: You think you're better. Oh, someone was using the thing
Speaker 2: in a meeting today, dad serious, And I actually found
Speaker 2: it really endearing because it was all women on the
Speaker 2: on the call.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, they used the heart with the sparkles
Speaker 3: like when they came on the screen that they liked.
Speaker 2: They like sent that up and I was.
Speaker 4: Like, and the meeting was like about like pursus tampons
Speaker 4: and shoes and.
Speaker 2: Stuff and ironically basically yeah, uh.
Speaker 1: Male straight male photographer son or Republican daughter Republican daughter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can answer, yeah, we can. We can.
Speaker 4: I can fix that.
Speaker 1: The other thing we cannot.
Speaker 4: That's that and that has done irreparable damage.
Speaker 2: So Republican daughter is more like she's like, I want
Speaker 2: to hold her. What did they do to you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like what happened exactly?
Speaker 4: How did how did this happen?
Speaker 1: It's like Handmaid's Tale, Like we can get her out there,
Speaker 1: we can get her out.
Speaker 2: She was like, it's like Sydney Sweeney level.
Speaker 4: We can't get her out, We can't get I feel
Speaker 4: like I can fix Kaitlyn.
Speaker 3: He's going like this, I want to like real sincere moments,
Speaker 3: what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Like it would be bad.
Speaker 4: I still feel like I can fix Kaitlyn ben at
Speaker 4: the kin State gun Girl, I think you could really could.
Speaker 2: But I think I think she could be fixed if.
Speaker 3: She was forced to stay in this house for a
Speaker 3: week and Josie was also over. Yeah, I think Josie
Speaker 3: could fix a lot of game.
Speaker 4: He's not gay, Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2: Like on ironically he has like.
Speaker 4: What are you saying, knstink gun Girl's gay? Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 4: she's a lesson to.
Speaker 3: Meet someone like a Josiah who's so gay in nature
Speaker 3: but is practicing straight so that it can click in
Speaker 3: her head that like straight, you can't be straight in
Speaker 3: nature in the mind and practicing gay like that's like there's.
Speaker 2: A pushing here, but there's also se there's other side.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's just so many facets to life. I mean
Speaker 4: it's literally like a tailors all this time. Like literally
Speaker 4: just like put these people around, any queer person and
Speaker 4: they'll be like, oh, actually I don't want them to
Speaker 4: burn in hell, Like they're actually like kind of.
Speaker 2: First of all, you're about to have the time.
Speaker 4: It's going to be a gap.
Speaker 1: I feel people are better.
Speaker 3: I think oppressed people, sadly by nature, are always the better.
Speaker 3: And because people who face oppression learn empathy really early.
Speaker 4: I have theories.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's hear the theories.
Speaker 4: So pandemic right right, everyone kind of their minds after
Speaker 4: the pandemic. We can blame it on so many different things.
Speaker 4: I choose to blame it on one of two things.
Speaker 4: The Internet. Obviously, I think everybody having like this connectedness
Speaker 4: is what made us all go crazy, and when it
Speaker 4: was like a small little bubble, like a little microcosm,
Speaker 4: it was way better for everyone. But also I think
Speaker 4: the led light strips that everyone bought in the pandemic
Speaker 4: might have like there's like a frequency of light or
Speaker 4: something like a wavelength of light. That like kind of
Speaker 4: made everyone crazy.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because I'm pretty sure humans need actual sunlight
Speaker 3: to feel happy, and we were all so like it's
Speaker 3: like being stuck on a plane for five years.
Speaker 2: Like everyone was kind of stuck in jet blue for
Speaker 2: five years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, those those red led light strips, like they emitted
Speaker 4: a frequency that rotted our brains.
Speaker 1: Why did they put blue light on planes?
Speaker 2: It's just they do it, you know, It's it's literally
Speaker 2: it's it's like color theory.
Speaker 3: It's like a lot of like it's like the same
Speaker 3: thing with banks and like even politics, like blue and
Speaker 3: red or colors that to the human brain signify real
Speaker 3: specific meaning. So like Bank of America chooses to like
Speaker 3: lean into the red because like I think red signifies
Speaker 3: like strength and like security and trust and power and
Speaker 3: blue is like more like calming. So like brands who
Speaker 3: try to go more like we're like like a delta,
Speaker 3: Like delta is very like we're so blue. Jet blue
Speaker 3: is like we're so blue, And then America and maybe we're.
Speaker 4: Red and yellow is famously piss Well I've been thinking,
Speaker 4: oh wait, go.
Speaker 1: Ahead, Oh it wasn't for my birth controls to remind.
Speaker 4: You to do your ghb shot.
Speaker 1: No, Oh my god, and yellow is famously let me
Speaker 1: check that everything's recording, Yeah, because you want to say
Speaker 1: jokes about to fucking kill. Yellow is famously gay. And
Speaker 1: that's why the Grinder logo is yellow happy. And that's
Speaker 1: why McDonald's logo is yellow.
Speaker 2: Why they chose yellow.
Speaker 4: Because, like thought goes piss maybe pisss. Have y'all been
Speaker 4: on Snippy's recently?
Speaker 1: Why I got banned?
Speaker 4: You got banned? How did you get banned from Sniffy's?
Speaker 3: Well he wasn't using it properly. He was just following
Speaker 3: people's adults on the map.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this text is really scary read it. Hey,
Speaker 4: I probably know you're crazy busy, but I just wanted
Speaker 4: to make sure you're okay. Oh, that's really sweet.
Speaker 6: That is.
Speaker 4: Plane wings should not look like that, by the way,
Speaker 4: like airplane wings is it? Because it goes up the No,
Speaker 4: like they look like it's like a bunch of random
Speaker 4: pieces of metal like drilled into.
Speaker 2: Every piece has a moving part and necessary, it's just it.
Speaker 4: They should make it look a lot more comforting.
Speaker 3: Well, have you seen the new designs of this guy
Speaker 3: who's trying to get like a new shape of planes
Speaker 3: that's based on the shape of military like you know
Speaker 3: those big triangle like military ones where.
Speaker 4: People liked be one bomber, be fifty one bomber.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like they're trying to base new plane models.
Speaker 3: Off of that, and they're like, only bad thing is
Speaker 3: there's not gonna be as many windows, which I'm like, oh, okay,
Speaker 3: that sounds like fucking hell.
Speaker 4: That sounds like the worst thing ever.
Speaker 2: But apparently it's like gonna be bigger.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, that doesn't mean that it's going to
Speaker 3: be more comfortable, but it'll be the wing shapes you
Speaker 3: want to see for sure, because it's just gonna be
Speaker 3: one like smooth.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna fuck you, Okay, but no,
Speaker 4: I am very curious about that. Actually I want to
Speaker 4: see like what you watched because that you do not
Speaker 4: have to look it up now, but just like in general,
Speaker 4: because it's so I love playing designs. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: does this do anything for you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Does this do anything for you?
Speaker 1: I recognize both of those guys, but I can't say why.
Speaker 4: I'm running theories. We're going to insert them into the
Speaker 4: podcast episode. If you're a straight woman, Uh, okay, first off,
Speaker 4: announce your sexuality first, say like gay man gender, Yeah.
Speaker 2: We're thinking sex location in the com.
Speaker 4: Yes asl and say either I recognize them or I
Speaker 4: don't recognize them, And I'm gonna I'm running theories. I'm
Speaker 4: running theories, I'm running poles.
Speaker 1: I had to sink up the camera really quick, guys
Speaker 1: before because we're already two hours into this episode. I
Speaker 1: just want to say Galaxy Brain is now out on Netflix.
Speaker 4: Stream it please.
Speaker 1: It's really funny. Me and Drew washed last night and
Speaker 1: we were like, we were laughing so hard we peed
Speaker 1: on each other on accident, and.
Speaker 4: We paste it and like we sprayed everyone in the
Speaker 4: room because we had a little watch.
Speaker 1: We missed it. You know, like produce at a at
Speaker 1: a grocery store. That's kind of what it. That's kind
Speaker 1: of what I was like.
Speaker 3: Did you guys get like an add on for your
Speaker 3: penises to do that?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 1: We both have famously very tight your wreth thrust.
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Really yeah, bragging about a tight your ethrow bragging about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys, it's out. It's on Netflix. Just press
Speaker 1: play on it. That's all I'm asked you to do
Speaker 1: is press play and then it again and then do
Speaker 1: it on time.
Speaker 4: What y'all need to do is release the yummy graphic
Speaker 4: for it, like the Justin Bieber yummy stream there. Yes, yeah, that, Uh,
Speaker 4: it's really special.
Speaker 3: I don't want to try fucking good and I know
Speaker 3: I don't want to like spoil any jokes, but it's
Speaker 3: really good.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I was like blown away by every part of it.
Speaker 4: KAYU killed it, Mary Beth, you killed it. Y'all are goats,
Speaker 4: and I'm really proud of y'all. Go stream it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so good. It's so fucking awesome.
Speaker 3: The opening was so funny, dude, her having like just
Speaker 3: staring at the whole thing. No, her going like, I
Speaker 3: don't know how that got there, Like, can someone get
Speaker 3: rid of it before I come?
Speaker 1: I was I think we shot that before Josiah wrote
Speaker 1: his now famous stand up joke where he's it's like
Speaker 1: instead of it's saying whes, it just says ho oh.
Speaker 1: I was watching. I couldn't stop thinking about that.
Speaker 4: Yeah ho ho. We really need to get Josiah on
Speaker 4: Mothership Comedy.
Speaker 1: Yes, we need to get Josiah on kill Tony. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think I even give it to like Trojan Horse
Speaker 1: into the evil part of the comedy world.
Speaker 4: But is that I'm actually well after watching the Odyssey?
Speaker 4: Is that a good or a bad thing?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Wow, I haven't seen Odyssey m and I won't be
Speaker 3: saying it. That just won't. That's not in my life.
Speaker 4: I will say, like I was going into it being
Speaker 4: like this is a boy movie, but like it is
Speaker 4: ultimately a boy movie, but there is there is something
Speaker 4: really special about it.
Speaker 2: And I believe that because I have been.
Speaker 3: Watching more boy movies and there are of course like
Speaker 3: don't to Me, Marty Supreme, that whole thing, and like
Speaker 3: that hate for being a boy movie. That's a boy
Speaker 3: movie in the way that like I'm not going into
Speaker 3: like when I was fifteen, I'm not like walking into
Speaker 3: a Tillies like and I was like a business like yeah,
Speaker 3: like I'm not gonna walk into Atillies, Like that's just
Speaker 3: not my like zone, Like I don't want to go
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 2: They don't have stuff for me.
Speaker 3: Of course they have stuff for me, but like baby,
Speaker 3: that's not for me unless it was like the Boobies bracelet.
Speaker 2: But see then that like.
Speaker 3: To me, Tilly's opening the door with the Boobies bracelet
Speaker 3: is like inception like that's a Christopher Nolan boy movie.
Speaker 3: That's like okay, okay, I could get down with this
Speaker 3: widowed wife. Mmmmm oh like And I know Odyssey has
Speaker 3: India being like mythical and stuff and like there, which
Speaker 3: is me and k I.
Speaker 4: Were talking about it after literally just her doing character.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really didn't feel like she was acting that
Speaker 1: role at all, to be completely honest, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think they did it on some like I mean,
Speaker 3: it's fucking Zindia.
Speaker 4: Like that's literally everyone, but I was period.
Speaker 1: Travis Scott was the first thing.
Speaker 4: The first thing you see on the screen, you see
Speaker 4: Travis Scott, and then later in the movie, Travis Scott
Speaker 4: Elliott Page sex scene. It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 6: That's it.
Speaker 4: I'm dead serious.
Speaker 1: It's in seventy milimeter Imax too. You see everything.
Speaker 4: You guys are so seventy centimeter.
Speaker 3: Well, I believe you because Marty Supreme is fucking Tyler
Speaker 3: the Creator in it. And then that was another thing
Speaker 3: that like that was like adding like a Fortnite skin
Speaker 3: to something that already has Timothy Chalamey in it.
Speaker 2: It's like you don't have to add.
Speaker 4: Every like Travis Scott literally day but.
Speaker 2: I don't need a lay Bay skin. I'm already gonna
Speaker 2: play the game. But then again, it's like that. But
Speaker 2: then I say that, and I do need the Olivia.
Speaker 4: Rodrigo skin, and I need the hot to name Meku skin.
Speaker 4: And no one to me, no one gifted.
Speaker 2: You don't play enough to be getting gifts on.
Speaker 7: Oh on.
Speaker 2: Back to Fortnite. By the way, that's my new my.
Speaker 4: New Travis Scott actually is in it, by the way,
Speaker 4: where swear swearing on everything. Don't have a sex scene together.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, there's no I don't even think the sex period.
Speaker 4: There's like the birth of sex, like Odysseus starts and
Speaker 4: then they cut it off before anything fun happens. Because
Speaker 4: I want to fuck Brad Pitt. I'm sorry, wait, not
Speaker 4: Brad Pitt. I want to fuck Matt Damon.
Speaker 1: Like he looks good, he looks good at it. He
Speaker 1: just starts jacking off, but he doesn't actually he just
Speaker 1: starts checking off, but he doesn't.
Speaker 4: Even about Like, well, they jack off inside of a horse, yeah,
Speaker 4: because they have to like spend days in there.
Speaker 1: Sniffy is like showing up back to the Churchian horse
Speaker 1: forty people banging on the horse.
Speaker 2: So they're in a horse in the movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Cherchan.
Speaker 3: Don't you all have to read this in school or something? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I went to Miami Dade Public School.
Speaker 2: I didn't read that. I didn't. I didn't read a
Speaker 2: lot of classical literature.
Speaker 4: I read The Leader in school.
Speaker 2: Did I read The Lead on my own time?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: In No, that's a lot. I haven't read Lada. I
Speaker 2: watched the movie Lolita in school.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's let's make that.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's a book I have to read.
Speaker 4: On I think that might be why I'm a track
Speaker 4: to big hairy bears with big beards and bellies round
Speaker 4: rotn bellies.
Speaker 2: You know, it actually might be some things that happened
Speaker 2: to you from the age of four to six.
Speaker 4: Yeah, something did happen, right, Yeah, Well.
Speaker 3: I'm not even saying I'm not even saying that on
Speaker 3: an outing level. I'm just saying, like, ages four to
Speaker 3: six is where most of your like like foundational like yeah,
Speaker 3: like setups are started, whether that be like how you
Speaker 3: interact in social story ways anything.
Speaker 4: I'm like missing that Freudian saying levels.
Speaker 2: Freudian just being the first person to admit he wishes
Speaker 2: there was stepmom born to watch like that's essentially.
Speaker 3: What he was doing. He was like, I just wish
Speaker 3: there was a way to like have sex with my mom.
Speaker 3: But it's not like bad.
Speaker 2: Even though that is still so weird, I can't believe
Speaker 2: some people think like.
Speaker 4: That, brouh, that's this is driving me insane. There's like
Speaker 4: a specific like type of.
Speaker 1: That you're referencing. There's a word for it.
Speaker 2: Oh, it just came out.
Speaker 3: I am tired of the use of the word like
Speaker 3: real life action, Like oh, like this is a live
Speaker 3: action version of this.
Speaker 2: Because no, it's not.
Speaker 3: It's there's a few people in it, but they will
Speaker 3: be stuck in a studio hell of a green screen
Speaker 3: and everything else.
Speaker 2: This isn't live action, Like we don't use animals and
Speaker 2: movies anymore. You can't tell me it's live action.
Speaker 1: Where are you talk? Like what are you alluding to?
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, like ship like that, which I'm like no,
Speaker 3: because also just in general, the live action ship is
Speaker 3: getting to a point where it's not fun anymore, because
Speaker 3: to me, live action was fun when yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: say it, you could say, oh my god, there's a
Speaker 3: pink horse in the scene. We're gonna take a white
Speaker 3: horse and diet pink.
Speaker 2: Now, if you do that, SOA's gonna be young of
Speaker 2: us side dow. Okay, yes, I'm sure. I'm sure that's
Speaker 2: not the best for the horse.
Speaker 3: But I don't think the horse is like collaborated die
Speaker 3: at night, like oh my skin.
Speaker 2: Is burning the hell.
Speaker 3: Like I'm sure there's like natural ways. There's natural ways
Speaker 3: to dye everything, like beat juice. We never thought like, oh,
Speaker 3: let's just lather it and fucking beat juice. You get
Speaker 3: the like vibrant horse. But like, yeah, like Wizard of awez,
Speaker 3: like unless it's a Wizard of Allz type share even honestly,
Speaker 3: like wicked, Like that's amazing. Wicked is my face level
Speaker 3: wicked baby, they built out a whole land, like they
Speaker 3: really they got so immersed that woman ended up with
Speaker 3: that guy Orianna. That's how immersed they got them into
Speaker 3: that fucking world.
Speaker 4: Well, I forgot to say this about the lettuce earlier,
Speaker 4: but notice Scoparelli virus in the lettuce healthy food government
Speaker 4: putting virus or parasite in lettuce. They want us to
Speaker 4: be unhealthy so they can They want us to only
Speaker 4: go to a Yeah, they want us to eat they
Speaker 4: want us to eat food. It's bad for you.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Actually, on the topic of ozempic, I've Drew's heard me
Speaker 3: say this a bunch of time, and I have said
Speaker 3: this a bunch of times, but I really cannot believe
Speaker 3: that ozempic has gotten this popular, specifically because I grew
Speaker 3: up in a day and age where it was so
Speaker 3: shameful and it still is shameful to be doing a
Speaker 3: drug behind people's back, let alone one you have to
Speaker 3: stab yourself for you were literally like sharing needles as fuck,
Speaker 3: Like you are going like I don't know the idea
Speaker 3: of like wanting to be like emaciated so bad that
Speaker 3: first of all, you're hiding drugs in a fridge that
Speaker 3: I know. They say, so okay, you're quite literally like
Speaker 3: that's what's in your fridge, Like I don't know, there's
Speaker 3: so many like do you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 3: I'm so unhungry. I use my my fridge to store
Speaker 3: my like not hungry juice. And it's in the fridge,
Speaker 3: so it's in like kind of a public domain unless
Speaker 3: you live alone. And then you have to take it
Speaker 3: out and you're like do you have to wait for
Speaker 3: it to cool down?
Speaker 2: Like a fucking like, are you gonna heat it up?
Speaker 3: Because I know you can't, Like it's probably so bad
Speaker 3: for you, like cold fluids into you.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, you have to thaw out your drugs
Speaker 2: or heat it up like a meth head.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, those are so good.
Speaker 2: Those are so good.
Speaker 3: Oh but yeah, so you have to go thaw out
Speaker 3: your fucking meth like a blackhead and then stab yourself
Speaker 3: and then so you're covered, you're walking around covered in
Speaker 3: stab wounds, emaciated.
Speaker 2: Babes, your own heroine, like you're a fucking methad. You're scabbing.
Speaker 1: Eh, wow, you look so handsome.
Speaker 2: And yeah, also bind you again.
Speaker 3: You're stabbing yourself and doing drugs like you're doing the
Speaker 3: act of drugs minus the high. So like there's no
Speaker 3: point where you feel good, if anything, it makes you
Speaker 3: feel like shit, your breath stinks.
Speaker 4: You can people do feel like ship Yeah, no, they
Speaker 4: did it. Spikes you're adrenaline right after you take it
Speaker 4: and you feel really good and then for like two
Speaker 4: or three days after, Like there are shelves of human beings, yeah.
Speaker 3: Because they take it and they feel good and then
Speaker 3: they don't eat. So then yeah, two days into not eating.
Speaker 3: I think the shot the science will show the shines
Speaker 3: you're showing. Also, how often do you have to stab yourself?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: How often are they taking it?
Speaker 1: Do you?
Speaker 2: Guys?
Speaker 1: See the who's destroying a Weima.
Speaker 2: Traffic came to a stop of the busy intersections.
Speaker 1: That's true. After he's just ripping off the thing.
Speaker 2: Look at that ripped off every single thing to stop it,
Speaker 2: I mean, because he's doing exactly what.
Speaker 1: Everyone If I see a guy doing that, I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it.
Speaker 4: It's like seeing people steal food at a grocery store,
Speaker 4: like you don't step in, like they're doing ultimately something
Speaker 4: for the good greater good.
Speaker 3: Well, no, Now, if you see someone stealing from a
Speaker 3: grocery store, if it's something you can't peel, boil and cook,
Speaker 3: you should stop them and say, hey, I know times
Speaker 3: are hard, don't steal this because you're gonna get Scaparelli
Speaker 3: disease and then you're probably already dehydrated and you're gonna die.
Speaker 4: Well not if they're like me, constipated from all the
Speaker 4: juice poop juice.
Speaker 2: Wait, so like I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: One of the reasons I haven't eaten the nectarene you
Speaker 3: got me is because you can't peel, cook or or
Speaker 3: not that you.
Speaker 4: I don't think that shit's real, low key. I think
Speaker 4: it's all the psychological operation that think is big and greedy.
Speaker 4: I'm not even kidding. I don't think this Caparelli virus
Speaker 4: is real.
Speaker 3: I saw a TikTok of somebody, this woman.
Speaker 2: It was a conspiracy theory of hers, and I literally
Speaker 2: believe it. But she was like, because we're having so
Speaker 2: many issues, just like climate wise, tariff wise, like tariffs
Speaker 2: are affecting like people's like orders for things like manure
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, and just like all the delays are
Speaker 2: piling up, and like our also, the FDA hasn't been
Speaker 2: funded now for like two years, like at least like
Speaker 2: are it feels like it, But I think it's only
Speaker 2: been as long as Trump's been in office. It's been
Speaker 2: like completely defunded, so nobody is like checking in the
Speaker 2: way it should be checked in on like our food quality.
Speaker 2: But she was basically theorizing that she thinks a lot
Speaker 2: of farms are just starting to like mix in human
Speaker 2: waste with fertilizer to make up for like the fertilizer
Speaker 2: they can't get access to right now.
Speaker 1: I think that's why we deserve we deserve that this.
Speaker 2: It is like it is a disease from like human
Speaker 2: butt poop.
Speaker 1: Trump's approval rating is significantly lower than it was this
Speaker 1: time last term, and it's way below Biden's.
Speaker 4: What is his approval rating?
Speaker 1: What is it right now? Yeah? I think it's percentage.
Speaker 1: There's just this graph which like overlays each one and
Speaker 1: if you can see.
Speaker 4: It, it's love to see it. Is the one with
Speaker 4: all the dots is now?
Speaker 1: Yes, Yeah, I think that those are that this is
Speaker 1: just the moving average love and it's like significantly worse
Speaker 1: than both of the other ones. And that's like that
Speaker 1: I saw him like it's still there's still percentage points though,
Speaker 1: so we have more work to do. We have to
Speaker 1: get that to zero. The first president time of zero
Speaker 1: pro already.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 4: I went to the Griffith Observatory, UH to see an
Speaker 4: anniversary screening of Walla Land and it was really incredible.
Speaker 4: Love that movie. It's a great movie. But there was
Speaker 4: an after party after and me, Josiah and Orion were
Speaker 4: there and we were kind of running around like Kei King,
Speaker 4: like having fun, just like chatting with people. And then
Speaker 4: we saw like a giant like red carpet with a
Speaker 4: step and repeat. And one thing about me and my
Speaker 4: friends is we love a step and repeat, but as
Speaker 4: long as we're the ones able to take the picture
Speaker 4: and no one's watching. But we were like, okay, there's
Speaker 4: like a bunch of photographers there, like, if we want
Speaker 4: to picture doing the La La Land cover photo, me
Speaker 4: and Josiah, we and Orian, we're gonna.
Speaker 1: Have to ask.
Speaker 4: So we go up and we asked a photographer like, hey, like,
Speaker 4: can we get a picture in front of the step
Speaker 4: and repeat? And he was like, oh, not until the
Speaker 4: influencers are done taking their pictures.
Speaker 3: I was like, damn, hi, just in case you didn't know,
Speaker 3: about a year and a few months ago, everyone here
Speaker 3: would have been gone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they would have They would have seen me and
Speaker 4: been good.
Speaker 2: I would have been the first on the step in.
Speaker 4: Funny how People, Jim, How People Jam.
Speaker 2: I honestly love that.
Speaker 3: I do love that there's an era that like influencers
Speaker 3: are their respect period because everyone deserves a moment of
Speaker 3: feeling like they did their part in capitalism. M yes,
Speaker 3: everyone deserves that step and repeat at one point.
Speaker 4: You deserve the step and repeat you deserve.
Speaker 2: That's essentially what promised prom is like a step and repeat.
Speaker 4: We made a step and repeat for Kay last night.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we'll insert a picture. Yeah for the Our
Speaker 1: friend was really sweet and made I couldn't be in
Speaker 1: New York for the premiere of the of the special
Speaker 1: because I was shooting something this weekend and our friend
Speaker 1: made like a mini red carpet and it was just
Speaker 1: like a little square and then there's a backdrop. I'll
Speaker 1: insert it. It was really so sweet. It's one of the
Speaker 1: nicest things someone has ever done for me. And I'm
Speaker 1: not even fucking joking.
Speaker 4: Well, I was also a part of it.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: No, we're saying it was just then there was just.
Speaker 2: That It literally has the picture of him doing the
Speaker 2: bad Cinderella spray paint.
Speaker 4: Oh I wanted to do I wanted to kind of
Speaker 4: do it so bad. But then I was like, but
Speaker 4: this like reads really poor if you put bad Galaxy brand.
Speaker 3: But I was saying you should have done Galaxy balls, right,
Speaker 3: because I'm like, oh, that still falls in line with
Speaker 3: like even if you because you guys should watch the special.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's it's kind of like, actually it's like
Speaker 2: an art piece I.
Speaker 1: Have mentioned, but I directed this thing on Netflix and
Speaker 1: you guys should go watch.
Speaker 4: You're literally crazy.
Speaker 3: Josh were literally cracking up and we were like, kai
Speaker 3: is literally we just watched them and now we're looking at.
Speaker 4: I'm getting chills and I'm looking tearing up like that.
Speaker 4: It may be really happy.
Speaker 3: And also Drew, I mean, fucking Josh was I have
Speaker 3: to finish it because I watched it falling asleep with him.
Speaker 2: But wow, wow, Oh it wasn't just him too, it
Speaker 2: was Josie and Lucas.
Speaker 4: Wait, actually, yeah, in the living room were no you.
Speaker 2: It was the night you were here. You were in
Speaker 2: the room.
Speaker 4: Like I didn't watch Mary Beth with y'all.
Speaker 2: No, we weren't watching Mary Beth. Baby, you let me finish.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say something that kind of encapsulates that
Speaker 3: her fly, But Josh watched the Martin short documentary and
Speaker 3: like there's so much documentation of this whole friend group
Speaker 3: going through like the beginning of their journey into like
Speaker 3: media and traditional media and Hollywood up until like older points,
Speaker 3: and then it just flashes in all of the like
Speaker 3: random collaborative works they would do and like sprinkle in
Speaker 3: with each other. And watching that ironically with so great
Speaker 3: because I was like, oh my god, I cannot wait
Speaker 3: for in like ten years at that point your discog
Speaker 3: of like shit you've done, because you are I think
Speaker 3: like you just jumped off a cliff in a way,
Speaker 3: in a good way, like a good way like Rain
Speaker 3: and I have been talking like Rain feels like she's
Speaker 3: about to jump off a cliff in terms of like music,
Speaker 3: and like she's just standing there and it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: the second I fully jump off, like I'm in it,
Speaker 3: and I feel like yesterday I was watching that happen
Speaker 3: and I'm just so excited for like in ten years
Speaker 3: when someone's just like looking at your disccock and like,
Speaker 3: in my head, in ten years, you'll have like a
Speaker 3: movie under your belt and somebody. I love the idea
Speaker 3: of them going in and then being like the video
Speaker 3: what like the first thing he like, the first big
Speaker 3: thing he directed that was public was a Netflix special
Speaker 3: and it's funny and he's in it like that's me,
Speaker 3: Like I'm like, that's so fun I'm.
Speaker 1: Going back and watching the video where you guys like
Speaker 1: push me and rip all my clothes off. Now that
Speaker 1: the video that I'll be cited is the period Simulator.
Speaker 1: His first big collaboration.
Speaker 4: Is the new moaning moaning into the mic. Yeah, we
Speaker 4: got to get a moan again out of u. Kai.
Speaker 4: Do you want to come over here and moan for
Speaker 4: us real quick?
Speaker 2: Why would he have to come?
Speaker 1: I'll do it for the patreon.
Speaker 4: I just want to see him. We don't get to
Speaker 4: be seen on screen together anymore, like in like an
Speaker 4: organic way. It's like you there.
Speaker 1: Next time I feel ugly today. Unless you disagree, you
Speaker 1: look beautiful.
Speaker 4: Stop the trumpets are getting louder.
Speaker 2: The joy of comings. Okay, my media of the.
Speaker 4: Week is I didn't get to talk about my New
Speaker 4: York ship getting dropped out of my room.
Speaker 1: But I'll say that.
Speaker 2: Because that is so fucking funny.
Speaker 4: I won't do drugs, A won't have an attitude, or
Speaker 4: I will respect myself. I will educate you now or
Speaker 4: me now?
Speaker 1: Period?
Speaker 4: Did you have to sing that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: I did have to sing an r Kelly song for
Speaker 3: my okay, well kindergarten graduation.
Speaker 2: Really, Jesus, I'm that mountain in the sky, I'm that
Speaker 2: castaway that's a great one. Hey, I made it. I'm
Speaker 2: the world's greatest. I'm not a little bit of bringing
Speaker 2: back against the road and the world's great what.
Speaker 4: Oh Safuna mangung So you're.
Speaker 2: Pulling a bit of a mister like Jombo Toto Africa moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, why am I forgetting it right?
Speaker 2: Diversity in the big old town of Grande Mary?
Speaker 4: Am I forgetting Glastonbury?
Speaker 2: Hello, Gustenberry?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, glad you've got your booth on.
Speaker 3: What's crazy is watching all these old cartoons I grew
Speaker 3: up watching, especially from older Disney.
Speaker 2: There was such a like they really did paint the
Speaker 2: UK as like below American.
Speaker 3: Every time someone with a British acting either like a
Speaker 3: highly intelligent professor or like a bumblefuck idiot who's like Butler.
Speaker 2: And it's like.
Speaker 4: We were talking about something right before Glastonbury Media. Oh
Speaker 4: yeah it was. I'm trying to remember of the.
Speaker 3: Song if any other little white kids out there had
Speaker 3: to sing that when you were a child to show
Speaker 3: that you were not down below.
Speaker 1: Let us know, comment down below and.
Speaker 2: If you have a video, I would like to see it.
Speaker 1: And also rate our video five stars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, rate the video five stars.
Speaker 3: Rate the video five stars and fuck it. Tell me
Speaker 3: something overly personal and I won't see it, but someone else.
Speaker 2: Will see it.
Speaker 4: I will see it, and I will do that.
Speaker 1: You guys, comments and comment a secret.
Speaker 4: Oh voom Vivo, Dave, yeah moongo, way to what t
Speaker 4: me some way to boomvi.
Speaker 2: To be the singer for the next time we.
Speaker 1: Perform the World Cup at.
Speaker 2: The World Cup. By next World Cup, we can get
Speaker 2: Drew on the center stage.
Speaker 1: I think Drew when you were singing, I had like
Speaker 1: a flash into an all parallel timeline where you like
Speaker 1: go to Burning Man and ship and you're like, you're
Speaker 1: like lead Chance in the Sex Time.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 3: Like if it was between being stuck with a group
Speaker 3: of people like not at Burning Man because it's not there.
Speaker 3: I'm like somewhere enjoyable. I'm either stuck with someone who
Speaker 3: goes to Burning Man or Ultra. I am picking the
Speaker 3: Burning Man.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're still in danger.
Speaker 2: Yeah you're in danger, but.
Speaker 1: Like the happiest I've ever I've ever seen you.
Speaker 4: It is a happy song.
Speaker 1: Media of the week is Ain't in Lah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Listen to that on the way here, and.
Speaker 4: I listened to it on the way home, right after Well.
Speaker 3: My media of the week is Seve Lacy's album. I've
Speaker 3: been listening to that a lot and Olivia Rodrigo. So
Speaker 3: I love Olivia Rodriguo. I feel like, actually, Olivia Rodrigo
Speaker 3: might be the only person who I have only.
Speaker 2: Said such good things positive.
Speaker 3: I just like me saying that just reminded me of
Speaker 3: the last time her album came out, and I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure I did this.
Speaker 4: The one person and literally all day to day has
Speaker 4: just been like Olivia Rodriguez did.
Speaker 3: She's just like, to me, in a world, can I
Speaker 3: agree of muck and whatever I've been saying this, we
Speaker 3: do have to turn to positivity, and I think that
Speaker 3: is somebody who, like, damn, in the face of it all,
Speaker 3: like you have been able to really just put forth
Speaker 3: such a great message through and through and like and
Speaker 3: not even on some like high standard shit.
Speaker 2: It's like, girl, be silly, be crazy. I hite a paparazzi.
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck, but I'm like, wow, her
Speaker 3: doing the like Old Girls Festival and like even that lineup.
Speaker 3: I love everyone on that lineup, her like at every
Speaker 3: show for the past like three years, having like things
Speaker 3: that like donate to play parenthood and shit, and just
Speaker 3: even with this album roll out, she's been talking a
Speaker 3: lot again about like reproductive rights.
Speaker 2: And like she, I don't know. I'm like, there's such
Speaker 2: a way to do it.
Speaker 3: And I guess in my head it's just funny because
Speaker 3: in the world of like evil Taylor Swift, white feminists,
Speaker 3: of course it took the little Mexican Filipino girl. And
Speaker 3: mind you, I don't think she's Mexican.
Speaker 2: Media second, the second I said Mexican, she's Mexican.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've also only heard good things from people that
Speaker 1: work with her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And as far as I know, she's also just good.
Speaker 1: Only interpersonally she sounds good, she sounds.
Speaker 4: In personally she is goaded.
Speaker 3: It makes sense though, because her birthday was I know,
Speaker 3: but that's what I'm saying, is like Conan and like
Speaker 3: her being close to Conan already, I was like before
Speaker 3: all that, I was like, Oh, I don't know, It's
Speaker 3: just one of those things that it's not to be
Speaker 3: like the people, but actually know the people around you
Speaker 3: make you fucking who you are.
Speaker 2: And I think she keeps it cute, she keeps it good.
Speaker 4: My media is falling by Frost Children Girl you'll be
Speaker 4: a woman soon. Urge over Kill Lonesome Town Ricky Nelson
Speaker 4: and Ike Piano based victim.
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