WEBVTT - DUIs for dummies 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:09.480 My tender profile would be my DUI pick Camsy Media March. 0:00:17.079 --> 0:00:19.119 All right, well, I'm going to start today with a 0:00:19.200 --> 0:00:20.880 very hard hitting personal question, Rory. 0:00:21.280 --> 0:00:24.160 Have you ever gotten a DUI? I have not, Okay, 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:26.560 but boy have I gotten close. 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:31.160 I've been eligible and I'm not proud of that, even 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:32.720 though I just said it as though I'm proud. 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:35.720 I'm not. But I have been eligible as many of us, 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:39.240 and I'm fortunate that I changed my ways. 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:41.040 I wouldn't have judged you even if you had, and 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:42.519 I'm not judging you now that you almost have. 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:46.120 Yeah, thank you, thank you for this safe space, and. 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:49.040 You'd be in some fine company if you had. Because 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:50.600 I'm just going to give you a short list of 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:53.360 famous people who I'll go ahead, you answer right away, Florida. 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:57.760 If that's the question, well that's coming up, so wait 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:00.560 right yeah, oh, that answer later. 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:03.840 I'm just running through a list here. We're not going 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:06.720 to get into the details until the end, so we'll 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:10.320 start with. Of course, Britney Spears arrested under suspicion last week. Again, 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:13.600 as we are recording this, at least do UI under 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:16.279 suspicion of she's previously had them and she was arrested 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:18.720 on Sunset Boulevard. I belive up, which is why streets 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:20.400 more celebrities are most commonly picked up. 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:21.119 That's right. Yeah. 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:24.840 Then there's Justin Bieber, who got a DUI in twenty fourteen, 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:26.280 when I feel like he must have been very young. 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:28.919 Then he posed for one of my all time favorite 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:30.440 mug shots was that I'm going to share with you 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:33.360 now or Lane is going to if she can look 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:33.880 at that guy. 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:36.360 I actually liked that quite a bit. I do too. 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:39.520 He looks so happy and good and like, yeah, it's 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:40.520 also a different Bieber. 0:01:40.920 --> 0:01:41.960 Those are more Biber. 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:44.120 I gotta say I went through a phase of being like, 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:46.360 you know, it's screw this guy. But the more that 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:50.400 I've thought about it in my older age, like this 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:54.680 guy was a millionaire who as a teenager had millions 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:57.240 of dollars and was in charge of adults, and was 0:01:58.080 --> 0:02:01.840 obviously you'd be a bit of a dick because all 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:04.880 of us who did not have millions of dollars and 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:08.200 we're not in charge of adults, we were also dicks 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:10.079 with no power exactly. 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:14.080 I think it's amazing when a young successful person turns 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:16.760 out normally because it's almost impossible. 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:17.799 Yeah, And I mean I don't know him, and you 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:20.959 could tell me my perception of his awful, but I 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:23.799 don't know. I kind of like his music now and 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:27.120 I feel like he's turned it around, and I think 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:29.680 he's kind of like, oh man, I grew up under 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:31.720 very bizarre circumstances. 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:34.480 Yeah, I mean I think he was like twelve years 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:35.760 old when he became expact. 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:37.880 I mean, yes, like his whole life has been in 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:39.160 a spotlight all right. 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:42.000 Well, Well, speaking of young people who didn't handle fame 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:43.880 very well, we also have. We had Paris Hilton in 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:47.240 two thousand and six, fave Chloe Kardashian in two thousand 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:49.160 and seven, Lindsay Lohan in two thousand and eight, who 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:52.720 I believe really struggled with again, way too much, too young. Yeah, 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:55.880 here the bit of a surprise. We had Michael Phelps 0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:59.000 in twenty fourteen, who was pulled over doing eighty four. 0:02:58.800 --> 0:02:59.640 And a forty five. 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:04.960 I mean, guys, he only knows speed, true because of 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:08.720 the Gold medals and being the fastest and whatnot. 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:15.079 Oh he was swimming, he was swimming at eighty four. 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:18.480 It was an s ui. 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:21.960 I think I'm okay with Michael Phelps. I mean, if 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:24.040 you're if you're a gold Olympian, Like, what are we 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:26.160 gonna do? You can't wrangle those people. 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:29.079 Well, speaking of athletes, we had Tiger Woods who's passed 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:31.200 out behind the wheel in South Florida in twenty seventeen. 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:33.120 He pretty much immediately went to rehab because I think 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:35.680 that may not have been the only time yep turned around. 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:38.080 And then one of the most famous celebrity d us 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:41.160 has to be Nick Nolty because of his mugshot, which 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:43.280 I'm going to share. You might remember this one had 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:45.200 to inspire a lot of Halloween costumes. 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:50.560 I a million percent remember it. And the hair, the face, 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:54.840 it's fine, where were you where? Everyone was okay with 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:59.360 that shirt? You don't have one friend. You don't have 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:00.280 one friend. 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:02.000 It's the shirt, not the hair for you. 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:05.840 The hair, I'm fine with the hair. Honestly, tell me 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:08.800 you just got out of the shower. But that shirt 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:10.760 that tells me you just got out of the sun. 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:15.600 My question about the hair, like it looks like it 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:17.400 would be very thin and kind of stringing, and yet 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:19.400 it's stuck out like to the sides as if it's 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:22.080 been hairspry. It does look like he put product in 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:25.080 it that he doesn't know what to do with. Yeah, 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:26.840 he thought you just put it in that you don't 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:29.919 have to shape it. Also, who's to say he wasn't 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:31.160 recently electrocuted? 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:32.880 That is the other explanation. 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:36.280 Also, the pattern on the shirt doesn't exactly line up right. 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:38.160 See that yellow flower is just cut in half and 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:39.159 it runs into a pink flow. 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:39.799 What's happening? 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:43.560 The top button seems strange with the collar. It kind 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:46.280 of makes me feel like this is where Tim Robinson 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:48.400 got the idea for that sketch from, I think you 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:51.920 should leave the crazy shirt sketch. 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:54.280 Well, you're gonna like. 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:56.320 This shirt even more when I tell you the backstory 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:59.960 behind his rest. Yeah, he wasn't actually drunk. He was 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:03.120 on the club drug GHB at the time. Okay, here's 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:05.640 what he wrote about it in his memoir titled Rebel. 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:09.400 I took GHB prior to going to the gym for 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:11.960 a long workout. He writes, A strong dose made me 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:14.400 feel great, Yet I knew I was repeating with GHB 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:17.880 the addicted cycle I'd been in before. After the gym, 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:21.640 Nick went to an alcoholics anonymous meeting at a church 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:23.880 near his house and he started to feel extremely high 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:28.400 during the meeting. So he's at AAA. The GHB's really 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:32.120 kicking in now. He barely remembers driving home. Six different 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:34.120 drivers called nine to one one to report him, and 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:36.000 he was arrested on his way home from. 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:36.679 An AA meeting. 0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:40.640 Yeah, so he owned it all later. I think he 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:42.200 acknowledges the meme that he became. 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:45.560 I don't know enough about GHB, so I don't know 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:47.400 if it's one of those things that gives you a 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:50.000 high and you drive like a lunatic. But if six 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:53.640 people are calling things aren't correct, I'm like, what were 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:54.080 you doing? 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:55.080 What were you doing? 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:59.080 And then two summers ago we had justin Timberlake out 0:05:59.080 --> 0:05:59.880 in sag Harbor. 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:01.560 Oh I forgot about that. 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:03.920 This monkshot became a meme. I'll show you this one too. 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:05.479 And if you remember this one. 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:08.520 Look in a little glassy eyed that looks so AI. 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:10.240 It does right. 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:14.200 It looks like someone was hired to do a Madam 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:20.839 Trussodes of Jude Law but screwed it up, like was 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:23.800 aiming for Jude Law and then had to settle on Timberlake. 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:27.200 Like the eyes do look AI, even though I believe 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:28.720 they're also just glassy, because I. 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:31.400 Think they're just glassy. He's probably baked. I'm not gonna lie. 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:33.800 I genuinely think this is a good looking photo. It 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:35.680 is a good looking like if I looked like that, 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:38.880 I would I would send that out as my head shot. 0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:42.800 That would be your tender profile. Pick my tender profile 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:44.280 would be my DUI pick. 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:46.560 Yeah, I mean, I agree, it's like Bieber's Bieber look 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:50.960 great too good. I mean, look good hair, good facial hair. 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:53.600 I like the salt and pepper he's doing with the 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:54.240 chin there. 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:55.280 It's good. 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:57.640 Yeah, I agree, it's a good look. Well, the internet 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:59.040 had a lot of fun with this one. 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:01.680 He's got perfect ears. Really, look at that. Look at 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:02.960 how perfect his ears are. 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:06.200 We're gonna put this one on the Instagram with him. 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:08.960 I already knew Justin Timberlake was attractive, like we all 0:07:09.080 --> 0:07:10.600 know that it's a part of his brand. 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:13.520 But this is a good mature attractive. 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:14.440 Like he's aged into his look. 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:17.720 He's aged into it. Nice. Nulty not so much. 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:22.320 No, so let that be a lesson, folks pot over 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:24.200 thhc over GHB. 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:27.440 Yeah, the internet had fun with this one because and 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:29.440 I don't know how you totally approve this, but supposedly 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:31.640 the cop who pulled him over didn't recognize him, and 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:34.760 when JT said this is going to ruin the tour, 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:39.960 the cop said, what tour? I do remember that, and 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:42.640 he supposedly said the World Tour, which by the way, 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:43.760 was his first tour in five years. 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:45.400 Kind of a big deal, so he was freaking out. 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:48.000 I think that this DUI could legitimately screw up this 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:51.320 as someone who's been out on tour, Yeah, it could 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:52.760 be a problem if you have to cancel a bunch 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:53.640 of dates, I think. 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:56.920 Right, yeah, But I don't think anything got disrupted, right. No. 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:59.679 In the end, he pleaded guilty to a lesser charge, 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:04.920 a DWAI, which stands for driving with ability impaired, which 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:07.040 sounds kind of like a bullshit lawyer thing. 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:08.400 I love that AI is in there. 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:12.520 After we said that, oh, driving while artificially intelligent. 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:17.200 Driving with ability impaired seems kind of like the same thing. 0:08:17.360 --> 0:08:19.760 It does seem like that cop made it up really 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:21.160 quick just to get a selfie. 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:24.160 Once he found out who it was, I'm gonna give 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:27.040 you a d DWAI seven twelve. 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:30.640 He was also fined and he had ordered a complete 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:32.520 twenty five hours of community service and he had to 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:34.200 make a PSA about the dangers of. 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:36.240 Driving while impaired. There you go. 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:38.719 So how did he dodge lesser charge? He hired a 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:40.839 very good lawyer. There's a pretty famous lawyer out in 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:43.320 the Hamptons that he could easily afford, which brings me 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:46.720 to a fun follow up. Okay, question, great, what is 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:48.560 the best way to get out of a duiland? I 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:51.360 will not accept hire the same lawyer as justin Timberlake. 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:54.560 He's about in the moment. Yeah, in the moment, I 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:59.360 don't know. Run Okay, that's the best way. That's the 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:02.360 best way that works out. Often I run from cops, 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:05.800 run while impaired. Yeah, when you're definitely at your worst 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:10.200 in running. Imagine that Nick Nolty running. Yeah, I mean 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:12.720 that'd be pretty funny. I mean, if it's really GHB, 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:15.400 i'd gotta like to see it. Yeah, like Jesus, he 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:17.280 just climbed that tree like a gorilla. 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:21.640 Wow, or just like he's just kool aid man through 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:25.520 a chain link fence just like yeah, oh my god. 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:27.360 All right, So I do have an answer for this, 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:29.360 but I'm gonna make you wait until after the titles 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:31.640 because this week on crime Less, we are making like 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:42.760 justin Timberlake and beating our DUIs sort of okay, stay tuned, Hello, 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:45.400 and welcome to crime Less, the podcast that celebrates the 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:48.480 amazing creativity of the world's dumbest criminals and gives you 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:51.560 the best possible legal advice when you're pulled over for 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:53.200 suspicion of driving under the influence. 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:56.400 PS for the lawyers, that's a joke. Don't drink and drive. 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:57.480 Don't do that, folks. 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:01.199 We're not celebrating the actions here, celebrating the aftermath. 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:03.800 We know we're having fun over here, but it's just 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:06.120 that it's just some good verbal fun. 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:08.520 No one was injured in any of these stories. That 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:09.480 doesn't mean it's okay. 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:13.520 That's right. So okay. I did wonder after thinking about. 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:15.199 JT, if there's a fool proof way to beat the 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:17.320 rap if you ever do make this mistake, And I 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:20.160 think I found the perfect case. Okay, for this one, 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:21.640 We're going to leave the US and head all the 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:22.600 way to South Korea. 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:26.720 Yep, to Diegu Degu or Diegu did not see this 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:27.839 coming at all. 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:30.640 In Daegu, South Korea, sixty year old man is pulled 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:33.720 over by cops who suspected that he'd been driving drunk. 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:36.320 But this man was quick on his feet. He pulled over, 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:39.000 and he came up with a very clever plan to 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:41.080 beat the rap and he guess. 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:44.520 I really don't know. I don't know how you do it. Okay. 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:47.240 He got out of the car and he chugged an 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:50.319 entire bottle of soju in according to witnesses who testified 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:51.680 in court, thirty nine seconds. 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:55.160 That's it, okay, I like this. I like what I'm 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:56.120 here and here. 0:10:56.720 --> 0:10:58.760 I don't know how big the bottle was, but thirty 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:01.360 nine seconds, I guess he gets up, make sure that they. 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:03.880 Can see him, and he chugs the bottle. Yeah. 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:07.240 So yeah, I guess he's thinking, well, yeah, I'm gonna blow. 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:09.720 I'm gonna fail this thing. But if I drink this bottle, 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:12.360 then they don't know. What if I just got drunk now? 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:12.760 Yes? 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:15.920 Right, yeah, But the cops weren't deterred. They felt like 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:18.320 they could still nail this guy. So we're gonna get 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:20.880 a little sciency. They took his blood alcohol at the 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:22.880 station about forty minutes later, and used something called the 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:26.200 Widmark formula okay, to try and figure out how much 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:30.160 booze he had before he chugged the sojou. So, as 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:32.720 of course, you know the Widmark formula's name for the 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:34.800 Swedish scientist Eric mp Widmark. 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:36.760 I was gonna say, because I was like, if you 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:39.040 don't tell this audience, I'm gonna tell him. 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:41.679 Who was of course, as you know, a pioneer in 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:44.080 the field of forensic toxicology toxic colleges. 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:44.480 Yet. 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:47.800 Yeah, and he figured out a way to calculate alcohol's absorption, 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:50.880 distribution and elimination in people to come up with a 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:54.600 formula that can use a person's current blood alcohol and 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:57.920 some other factors to estimate their blood alcohol at an earlier. 0:11:57.559 --> 0:11:59.560 Point of time in dui cases. Wow. 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:04.800 So the Widmark formula calculates BAC using weight, gender, and 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:07.320 the amount of alcohol consumed in a certain period. 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:10.400 Stick with me here. The formula is as follows. 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:16.400 Okay, when blood alcohol content equals alcohol consumed in grams 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:19.959 divided by body weight in grams times are times. 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:22.760 One hundred, when are equals gender. I got that, Yeah, 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:24.319 I obviously I've got it. Yeah. 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:26.480 Okay, So, by the way, our is gender point five 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:28.439 to five for females, in point six to eight for males. 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:31.200 Right, everybody that's. 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:34.000 Listening and grahams of alcohol consumed is the number of 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:35.040 drinks times fourteen. 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:37.679 Yeah, we all know. We all know that it gets. 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:39.440 A little more complicated than that. Rory and I would 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:42.880 eat a chalkboard to explain. We'll say that for a bonus, 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:44.480 it gets more complicated than that. 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:46.800 Okay, good, good to know you got that part right, 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:49.200 Good to know point five to five? 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:50.520 Yeah, okay. 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:52.920 One really fun fact I did learn is that everyone 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:56.280 metabolizes alcohol at the same rate. It's point zero one 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:58.840 five an hour, no matter who you are. Oh, okay, 0:12:59.440 --> 0:13:02.120 don't know what that was helpful to us, but that's interesting. 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:04.920 It is interesting. It does make it feel like the 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:06.920 playing field is level. For some reason. 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:10.280 I would have thought Nick Nolty metabolized it faster than Beaver. 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:12.280 But no, yeah, at the same right, But no, they're 0:13:12.320 --> 0:13:13.640 the same. Okay. 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:16.480 Anyway, the Korean cops used this formula to determine that 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:19.839 his blood alcohol before chugging the soju was above the 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:23.679 legal limit at point zero three and charged him. So 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:26.200 our guy doesn't take it. He decides to go to 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:29.120 court and fight. Yep, and guess what Rory he wants 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:31.200 he wins, he wins, he wins. 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:34.400 The judge decided it was impossible to determine how intoxicated 0:13:34.440 --> 0:13:38.359 the man was while driving based on circumstantial evidence or speculation, 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:39.320 so he won. 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:42.200 So this judge was like, I don't care about your science. 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:45.680 That does explain it. Get this, Get this Swedish guy. 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:49.080 Get Widmark out of my court with yeah, I guess. 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:53.679 I mean, there you go, this like mumbo jumbo Swedish science. 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:56.120 You know, this does remind me of when I was 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:59.480 hit in a hit and run. Oh, when I was 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:03.360 in high I was going through an intersection that had 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:06.200 just turned green and someone was running through the red light. 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:09.000 It spun my car and then they drove off and 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:12.000 other cars followed them to get their license plate. Oh 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:15.120 and I remember when I met with the police officer 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:19.560 before the court date, which they did not show up for. 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:23.840 The officer said when he went to their house, he 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:27.360 was like, they had clearly been drinking heavily. However, you 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:32.000 cannot prove when they were drinking, and so they could 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:35.880 easily argue they got into the accident where so frazzled went. 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:37.800 Home and started drinking as much as they could. And 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:41.760 I was like Oh, that's yeah. I didn't know about Widmark. 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:44.680 As a high school kid, I would have gone, I 0:14:44.760 --> 0:14:49.240 believe there is one test week and run mister Woodmark. Perhaps. 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:52.720 Yeah, well, it's like you told that story because you 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:55.320 knew it was coming. Next you've teed up my Oh 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:58.240 here we go, because before you stuff your glove box 0:14:58.280 --> 0:15:00.680 full of soju and try this at home, I would 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:02.960 be remiss if I didn't point out a different Korean 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:05.280 story that poked some holes in this strategy. YS a 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:07.600 magic bullet, So this one is hot off the press. 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:10.760 Just this month, a Korean actor named Lee j Wrong 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:13.480 He's sixty two, was in the news for a similar story. 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:17.000 He apparently ran into a divider, but took off and 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:19.600 parked his house, then went and met a friend for drinks, 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:21.920 so that when cops caught up with him, he claimed 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:23.200 he'd done all his drinking. 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:24.200 After the accident. 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:27.440 Yep, cops foundly at a friend's house about two am, 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:30.240 three hours after the crash. They took his blood alcohol 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:32.720 and it was allegedly high enough that he would lose 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:35.440 his license if convicted. He claimed that he'd just been 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:37.480 drinking with his friends. So basically what you described that 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:40.400 person did he did. He's like, I'm gonna park, get 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:41.080 out of the car, go. 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:42.280 Somewhere and get drunk. Yep. 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:45.080 Well, in this case, unfortunately, I guess Lee caved under 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:48.080 pressure because he later admitted that he was drinking. He'd 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:50.440 had four drinks before hitting the media. And I want 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:52.480 to guess what kind what kind of drinks? 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:54.600 Yeah? Is it always soju? 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:59.600 The sojuga? I guess that's what everyone's drinking in Korea. 0:15:59.680 --> 0:15:59.920 Yep. 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:03.200 So cops charged him not only with dui, but also 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:08.120 with obstructing a breath test by something called alcohol rinsing oh. 0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:11.640 According to the Korean Road Traffic Act, using alcohol or 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:14.320 pharmaceuticals for the purpose of making a breath test difficult 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:16.480 as punishable by one to five years in prison or 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:19.520 a fine of five to twenty million one. The provision 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:23.240 was introduced after the case of singer Kim Hujong, who 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:26.440 sought to evade punishment with alcohol rinsing following a drunken 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:29.000 driving crash in twenty twenty four, and has been in 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:31.160 effect since June of last year. So you no longer 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:34.520 that one guy got in before the law check got 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:37.800 it just under the wire, just under the wire. So 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:40.400 this guy Kim, who's described as a papera singer. 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:44.400 I guess that's pop opera that now now I'm learning. 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:47.800 Now you're teaching, Josh, I didn't know that was a thing. 0:16:48.120 --> 0:16:48.840 I did not either. 0:16:48.920 --> 0:16:52.640 I also learned that So Kim, the popera singer, really 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:56.040 ruined it for everyone. He crashed into a taxi, then 0:16:56.200 --> 0:16:58.760 ran and made his manager take the fall for the accident, 0:16:58.800 --> 0:17:01.600 as one does. Yeah, all right, everpinned a crime or 0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:02.400 two on your manager? 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:04.399 I will now now that I know that's an option. 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:09.600 So Kim botbeer checked into a hotel and drank it 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:12.200 to quote, apparently distored his blood alcohol content. 0:17:12.200 --> 0:17:13.520 According to a Korean news. 0:17:13.280 --> 0:17:15.760 Report, this backfired in a big way because Kim was 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:18.520 caught and charged. He got two point five years in jail. 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:19.320 Man. 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:22.800 Don't try this at home, folks, and definitely not in Korea. 0:17:22.920 --> 0:17:23.440 Not in Korea. 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:25.639 He made it so much worse for himself, in fact, 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:28.240 by throwing his manager under the bus, going to a hotel, 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:30.000 drinking more, and trying to pretend that he hadn't been 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:32.600 drinking in the first place. Yep, he probably would have 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:34.480 just paid a fine and maybe lost his license. 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:36.080 Instead, he spent two and a half years in jail. 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:38.160 You know, the. 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:42.920 Universe has different different stories for each of us, different paths. 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:45.720 Often it's like, when you screw up, you got to 0:17:45.760 --> 0:17:47.560 just own it. It is best to own it as 0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:50.080 soon as possible. It does not work out often when 0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:52.119 you try and like make up a lie, it doesn't. 0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:55.880 So our next story isn't exactly on theme. It isn't 0:17:55.880 --> 0:17:57.520 the story of the guy who got it away, but 0:17:57.560 --> 0:18:01.399 it's a spiritual cousin. It's a guy who got away temporarily. Okay, 0:18:01.640 --> 0:18:03.520 I'm gonna play a video forty well, lane is it's 0:18:03.520 --> 0:18:04.400 forty eight seconds. 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:12.679 Stop, stop, give you a great good. He's drinking some 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:23.000 looks like a beer or something. What did that do? 0:18:23.240 --> 0:18:25.080