WEBVTT - "The Booty Doo" with Jak Knight 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:04.800 If he unwraps his turban, I think there's just another 0:00:04.840 --> 0:00:07.360 little nick cannon playing his room. I think when he 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:09.800 unwraps its turban, there's a face on the back like 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:14.240 baldemort in that in that Harry Potter just whispering bad 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:16.680 things to him. You're a good boy. And then Valdemport 0:00:16.720 --> 0:00:22.200 got attached. It now hanging away everything like Baltimore. Please, 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.240 I'm trying. That's wilding out. We've got a rap battle 0:00:25.320 --> 0:00:28.600 coming up. I don't remember my lines. Please baldermort I 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:53.560 gotta rap about Lavell Crawford. Stop talking to me. I 0:00:53.640 --> 0:01:02.000 can't tell me. Yeah, there is Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:07.040 to another exceptional, beautiful episode of My Mama Told Me 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:11.360 the podcast where we died Deep Deep, so deep, put 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:15.679 your ass to sleep, into the world of black conspiracy theories, 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:20.039 and we finally worked to prove that Tracy Morton is 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:23.319 just the black Andy Koffman. We are having fun today, 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:26.400 ladies and gentlemen. I am your host links and Kerman. 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:30.600 I'm having a good day. I saw Mexican man getting 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:33.320 the fight at FedEx because they wouldn't let him spend 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:36.440 time in there, just because he wanted to take his 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:40.119 mask off and relax at the FedEx and they said no, no, sir, 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:42.240 you have to leave. And then he said, fuck you. 0:01:42.600 --> 0:01:45.399 This is why Amazon has beaten y'all ads. And we 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:47.440 all lost in that moment, you know what I mean? 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:50.800 There were no winners. We all felt like losers when 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:53.480 that was all finished. But you know who's not a loser. 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:58.160 It's my guest today. All, I have a beautiful, wonderful 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:01.120 guest who I'm so excited did to have here today. 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:06.760 He's a hilarious comedian, perhaps my most problematic friend. He's 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:09.560 a writer, he's a stand up comedian. You know him 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:13.480 from such beautiful works. It's Big Mouth on Netflix. He 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:18.200 has an amazing special on Comedy Central called Playlist So Funny. 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:21.880 Give it up from my dear friend, Mr Jack. Knight, ladies, 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:28.360 and welcome, how are you sir? That was like the 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:33.520 first time I've heard applause. Yeah, We're not gonna have 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:36.919 multiple people in one room clapping for like two more years. 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:40.000 And that felt so nice to just hear people in 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:43.840 the unison agreeing on something. For one, if it's fictional, 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:51.160 like Bruno Mars, Yeah, I like that guy. Bruno has 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:53.360 never heard anybody. He's the guy. He's just He's just 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:56.160 a little man who liked the joke. He likes to jump, 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:58.880 he likes to do cocaine, and he likes to sing 0:02:58.960 --> 0:03:01.480 about it. It's great. There's no world where you can't 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:05.560 do cocaine, as Bruno mars. Yeah, what is he supposed 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:10.240 to do? He has has a substance. If he drink, 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:12.920 then he's gonna be like an angry, short drunk, which 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:17.120 is always personality. You don't want Bruno to be self aware. 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:19.400 You don't want him to think like, oh, maybe women 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:22.720 shouldn't like me because I'm short and like racially ambiguous 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:24.519 in a way that's not cool, you know what I mean. 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:26.600 I want him to get high on cocaine and go 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:29.919 through my uber log and see where I went this week. 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:32.799 I want him to be that kind of cocaine high 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:35.480 and he's just popping his chest while he was like 0:03:35.640 --> 0:03:40.440 we would oh my goddamn wow weekend. His band is 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:44.080 behind him, just cheering him on while he's read I 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:46.080 love his band because you can tell that his niggas, 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:48.320 because all of them have receding hairlines and are kind 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:52.720 of fat, looks like regular dudes like they're not Bruno Mark. 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:54.920 Like most time, you'll just have If it's Chris Brown, 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:58.160 will be four other sexy, light skin niggas behind. Or 0:03:58.200 --> 0:04:00.880 if it was like any r be singer, they'll have 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:05.000 someone that at least mirrors the lead singer, Ye Meg Meg, 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:08.440 the Stallions girls all matches, all thick, all big, all 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:14.840 Amazonian women. Bruno Mars it's him, the Mexican nigga from Fede, 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:18.880 A dude named Charlie. Another guy who looks like Ruben Stutter, 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:22.480 but James his name James Bro. Everybody, it's like he 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:25.799 whoever drove his car that day is now in the band. 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:28.799 You're in the band. You played trombone now James. God. 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:32.479 They all look forty seven and forty seven and in 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:36.200 Hawaiian church, it's a beautiful thing. Damn it, damn it, 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:41.800 beautiful crew man. I'm happy you're here, Jack we U, 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:48.719 You perhaps are my most uh conspiracy theory invested friend. 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:51.200 I don't think that I've a friend who invest in 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:53.359 them more than you. I'd be really wanting to know 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:56.760 what these things be talking about. Sure, and by these niggas, 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:59.680 who are you referring to? It depends on what the 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:01.599 nick it is of the day. Like I don't have 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:04.680 any real hobbies other than looking up ship that don't matter. 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:07.559 So like I've gone on deep dies on your Cruz 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:09.320 of going deep dies on Jason Drulo. This is a 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:11.280 recent one. J Drullo is. I'm a big fan of 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:17.440 everything he's been doing. Yeah, I mean he is. And 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:19.159 this is maybe even if I'm a guest on the 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:23.400 show again, I have a very concrete fact, not theory, 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:28.039 fact that no straight cist black man should be in theater. 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:31.800 That is a queer space, if not feminine space, And 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:33.919 it's a space for you to grow and accept yourself 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:36.000 and to figure out who you are and what you 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:38.640 mean to the earth as a sist black man, we 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:41.039 already have a lot of spaces we can occupy. Sure, 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:44.039 And and Jason jumped in that too quick. You're giving 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:46.760 a lot of confidence to a nigga who's starting awful confidence. 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:49.520 So that's just too much fucking confidence. And now he's 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:53.560 just sucking doing too much ship. Now he's got slits 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:57.599 in his bed. Yeah, now he oils up to his 0:05:57.640 --> 0:05:59.640 body to go to bed. So it's just like we 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:02.440 did too much with him. I like my cheets to 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:05.040 be slippery too, right, Like, what does that mean Jason? 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:08.760 Let my son be straight? Bro? What midnight summer dream? 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:12.480 No nigga played get this ball and gonna moop? No. Well, 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:15.080 I guess this is a version of progress. I'm not 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:19.040 sure you you you know we're we didn't come here 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:22.479 to necessarily talk about Jason Derulo because you sent in 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:26.520 again what I would argue is adere to my heart topic. 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:29.960 It's a I guess. So it's a difficult topic that 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.480 we're gonna have to do some real careful deep diving in, 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:35.680 and perhaps the most problematic topic that we've gotten so far. 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:38.400 I'm excited to get into it with you. But you said, 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:49.160 my mama told me single mom's race gay niggas. Yeah, yeah, 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:54.960 tell me more. That is a very insanely mis utentistic, 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:59.920 insanely anti woman way, and insanely homophobic thing that I've 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:04.640 heard my entire life is that the majority of black 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:08.200 women who are single mothers are prone to raise quote 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:13.360 unquote sissies or quote unquote dick suckers. Yes, so so 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:17.360 essentially because your dad is not there present to to 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:23.640 teach you to not suck dick. How a mother teaches 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:25.120 you how to love a mother teaching you how to 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:27.320 be responsible, mother teaching you how to like be a huge, 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:29.400 full human being. And then your daddy comes in once 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:33.120 a month, not your door, go like sucking dick, and 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:35.720 then it works. You're good. I need if I need 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:38.640 help separating my colors and my whites when I'm washing. 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:40.840 I got honest, mom, But if I got to get 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:44.200 this taste for penis out of my mouth, then Daddy's 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:48.520 got to be around exactly. And it all started, of 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:51.080 course with me. Anytime I will return. Like say, I 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:53.240 was raised by my mom for the majority of my 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:55.800 adolescent and then my stepdad came into picture around like 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:59.160 my teenage years. But when I was a kid, I 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:02.360 was always like y MoMA's boy high behind her leg. 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:04.640 When anything goes wrong, I run the mom, and everyone's like, 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:07.560 you're gonna make that boy a gay, trader. Trader, you 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:09.760 wnna make that boy gay. He won't be running to you. 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:12.400 He need to stand out here and shooting the fireworks. 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:15.320 I don't know what scared of the firework, the gay, 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:18.880 And so in my head, like I didn't know that 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:22.640 I was gay. I thought I was just scared. I 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:24.640 was when I was scared, I would run to my mom. 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:26.160 But then it was a thing when I would talk 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:28.960 to all my other black male friends who had only 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:30.720 mothers in their house, and they had dealt with the 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:32.880 same thing that if a mother raised him, there was 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:37.040 no masculiney being injected to him. And I truly at 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:38.559 a young age, like that's not true, that's not a 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:42.320 real thing. Then we had to babysit my mom's friend 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:44.400 who was going through financial troubles and she had the 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:47.760 son named Daday, and that nigga was gay, and that 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:53.200 nigga was so gay, and all these things are starting 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:56.320 to come together, like everything everything that these niggas were 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:59.280 saying he was doing it was gay and it had 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:01.600 nothing at the time. It was just a whole bunch 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:04.040 of barbershop talk me and right. And so he used 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:06.760 to do this thing called the booty Dude. He named 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:11.040 it seven. Well, I'll say, I'm glad that no one 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:13.800 else named it. I'm glad that. I mean, I mean, 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:18.760 what you're doing is the booty dude, young man. So 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:21.520 he was one of those like really sensitive little boys 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:24.000 who like if you beat him at Mario Kart, he cries. 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:26.720 And I was like thirteen fourteen, So I would just 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:29.240 get mad about the fact that this little nigga was annoying, 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:31.840 and so every single day he would do the booty 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:33.839 d dance. After he would I would let him win 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:38.839 at Mario Kart celebratory anything, anytime he got a fruit snack, 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:41.360 do the bootydude. Do the booty dude, dude. And I 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:44.080 know you're asking. The audience is asking, what is the 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:46.880 booty dude? Listen. I was going to get to it, 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:49.520 but go ahead. It's when he gets on all fours, 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:53.360 spreads his legs so his knees are arching him back, 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:56.840 and then he pops his booty like a gay leopard, 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:01.680 and then he goes the booty dude. Do the booty dude. 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:04.000 And I'm thirteen and I just I was listening to 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:05.640 push your teeth. So I didn't like none of this, 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:08.959 and so he would he would do is he were 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:12.360 just you were just now absorbing one of raps most 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:15.240 homophobic people. And I was like, what is this ship 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:17.480 you had to deal with? Whatever those feelings I had 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:19.720 a future had on nig it was it was not 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:21.360 He was not in a good place to be doing 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:24.000 the booty dude right Tyler wasn't even out yet. This 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:28.080 was this is early in the closet, beating up gay people. Tire. Yeah, 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:30.960 he's saying the effort and it ain't ironic. He No, 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:36.720 he means he's saying it to a mirror. I do 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:39.679 think that's a fascinating journey that hip hop takes us 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:42.880 all through. Is like, hip hop taught us to be 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:46.760 homophobic for a really long time, and so you either 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:49.800 did the work to realize that your heroes are dealing 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:52.600 with their own ship and have problems, or you just 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:55.960 bought into everything that they were saying. I just think 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:59.400 that we're all just wrestling with like what our heroes 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:02.839 taught us to hate we were growing up and then 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:05.080 deciding if we're going to be better people are just 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:07.320 like rock with it, you know what I mean. I 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:09.840 mean that was the underlying issue with the j Cole 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:14.000 No Name beef was Jacole was like, hey, stop telling 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:17.120 me to read, and No Name was like, no nigga read, 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:21.400 And then that was the whole argument. Basically, if you 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:23.840 break it down to the like, at the end of 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:27.199 the day, I spent twenty five years of like, no 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:29.680 all the niggas who sold crack are the way I want. 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:31.679 I want them to teach me how to live life. 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:33.520 I want Tyler to teach me how to live life. 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:36.439 I want Kindrick School was a cute, drug addic full 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:39.160 woman beaters all of these horrible, horrible people because of 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:41.640 their art. I was like, I'm gonna learn from them, 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:43.719 and then one day you get old enough you're just like, 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:46.720 I gotta un learn all that ship. But then everyone's like, 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:49.720 why aren't you unlearning fast enough? You're like, I just 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:54.480 got to learn it. Back down, hold on the let 0:11:54.480 --> 0:12:00.559 me out well, obviously learn forever. The songs still stuck 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:05.559 in my head. I can't. I can't, which like as 0:12:05.559 --> 0:12:07.120 an excuse, you just gotta sit there and be like, 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:08.400 all right, I'm gonna hold this hell and they guy, 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:10.960 I did this role. And I think that's that's the 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:14.080 challenge we're all sort of in the middle of is like, uh, 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:17.160 it's not so much finding excuses as it is settling 0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:20.960 into ourselves enough to be like, oh, okay, yeah, you're right, 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:24.200 I got some work to do. You know, we're all defensive, 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:26.600 so we're like, I'm gonna do it, and it's like, no, 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:29.760 it's okay, just say you fucked up and wan from 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:33.960 the thing. But with all that being said, there is 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:37.880 a certain brand of single mother. I'll say brand. I won't. 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:41.680 I won't talk about here we go. Hold on, hold on, wait, 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:44.400 you're getting too to one of my favorite sections. This 0:12:44.480 --> 0:12:46.680 is exciting. You're about to get into a segment that 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:50.600 I called talk that talk. You're about to jump into 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:52.840 something that you're about to talk some talk. You're about 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:55.920 to explain some conspiracy. So go into it. You got 0:12:55.920 --> 0:13:00.280 thirty seconds launched. Go crazy. I genuinely do think, with 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:04.040 my minimum amount of bell hooks knowledge, that there's a 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:07.320 large portion of black women or women of color who 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:10.319 raised their kids and want to have the void that 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:14.000 was filled by adult men that they kind of projected 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:16.760 onto their child and make children wear Jordan's when they 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:19.320 want to wear fucking Dinersaur shoes, or they'll dress them 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:22.080 up as Nipsey Hustle for Halloween, or to fucking give 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:24.120 them braids and make them look like what their boyfriend 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:27.040 used to look like. And that projects a certain type 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:31.280 of energy onto a nigga that might make them gay. Okay, 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:39.480 that's mother, not make them gay, make them game is 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:40.920 a weird way to say that, but I do think 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:44.439 it makes them a personality that could go left or 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:46.240 right and left hand is in geary straight. But it 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:48.959 may maybe they'll be a cornball, Maybe they'll motherfucking be 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:51.480 a nigga who talks too fast able to have a stutter. 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:54.360 But I think I think to your point, what what 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:57.360 you're talking about is like the projecting of like these 0:13:57.360 --> 0:14:01.760 sort of adult wants and like expectations onto a child, 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:04.680 which then forces the kid to now have to question 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:08.160 the person they are in a way that they like, 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:11.080 we're all wrestling with who we become. But you don't 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:14.320 need that ship added to you early, Like I was 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:16.800 always gonna wonder if my dick is the right size. 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:21.160 You ain't gonna make me do that early, and if 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:23.200 we if you do it backwards, if you flip that, 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:25.440 and it's like a single dad raising his daughter and 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:27.200 the dad is like, I want you to look like 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:30.880 the bitches I fuck niggas will be losing their mind. 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:34.400 But we allow mothers to just be like, don't he 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:37.200 look cute? And here the nigga like, you want to 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:39.120 funk your son, lady, And that's gonna do something to 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:41.560 him likechologically, that's gonna make him a weird nigga, not 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:43.440 saying gay niggas are weird, but he might be a 0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:46.720 gay nigga who is also weird, right you will. You 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:49.440 put a bunch of expectations on him that had weird 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:53.640 sexual connotations and all this repressed ship and we let 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:55.920 mothers get away with that, and now he can't figure 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:59.040 it out. So if he should so happen to be gay, 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:03.040 he also is going to be frustrated in his because 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:06.440 he never even had a chance to, like play with dinosaurs. 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:09.160 He never even had a chance like go outside and 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:11.120 ride a bike and fall down because he has to 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:13.400 wear skinny jeans because she funding they get the club 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:15.880 when she was twenty two and he was wearing skinny Right, 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:19.160 Sometimes you just need to let to try stereotyps. Boys 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:22.680 kiss and that that helps you figure out the boys 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:24.560 you want to kiss. When you get over, you go, 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:26.560 but then she's standing over you, like hold on, can 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:29.720 you hold this bottle of prosecco? And it's just like, lady, 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:32.320 get the funk away from this digg here you and 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:34.200 I have talked about there's a lot most of my 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:38.840 fan base is a single moms for some reason. Fuck hey, 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:41.920 I'm sorry, y'all. I'm so sorry. You're doing great jobs. 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:44.320 Just please stop making that nigga city of your lap 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:47.400 after the age of twelve. It's hey, we're all uncomfortable. 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:50.960 But you see so many pictures on the internet where 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:53.720 you know they're they're posting some picture of them posing 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:55.920 at a thing, and it's like, damn, you made your 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:59.160 son take that, huh bro. My mom used to do 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:02.680 weird ship, like really until my stepdad came along. My 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:05.080 mom would do weird ship where she would like dress 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:08.200 me up in outfits that were just very uncomfortable for 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:10.680 a child to wear, and then she would make me 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:12.640 go to the mall and then she would make me 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:15.640 take solo pictures and then she would take all the 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:17.880 pictures that she takes, Like the pictures would be like 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:20.400 me and I'm like, I'm like holding a baseball bat 0:16:20.440 --> 0:16:22.200 over my arm, and I looked like I'm going to 0:16:22.360 --> 0:16:24.320 do some ship or I'll have like a big ball 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:26.240 in my hand, or will be some ship where I'm 0:16:26.240 --> 0:16:27.960 stepping up some stairs but I'm looking back and like, 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:33.280 oh where am I going? There's nothing, there's no other alright, baby, 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:37.360 Now I look back at it real l didn't have 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:41.120 to do the booty dude. Some diggers I also, but 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:44.560 that creates an energy. I was fortunate to still have 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:47.880 my dad, but my parents divorced when I was you know, four, 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:50.520 and my mom was single for a long time up 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:55.080 until she remarried and had my sister when I was ten. 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:58.600 So like it was a six year period where I 0:16:58.640 --> 0:17:02.080 was just an only child with a single mom. And 0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:05.160 I remember her like being like, okay, baby, today we're 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:09.000 wearing matching outfits. It's like, I don't want this. I 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:10.960 don't want to do this. This is don't even like 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:12.680 when you hug me in front of my friends. Do 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:17.359 you think I want to match with you matching track 0:17:17.440 --> 0:17:20.840 suits and get her hair cut like dick, Lady, damn 0:17:21.320 --> 0:17:24.080 stop this, mom. This isn't good for me. I don't. 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:27.080 I don't know that yet, but I can feel it. Yeah, 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:29.359 because I knew as a kid. You don't know what 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:32.240 projection is, but you do know when your mom is 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:35.840 doing too much. Yes, you do. You're doing too much, 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:40.239 like you are crossing a line. Yes, stop crossing a 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:44.320 line with me, lady, I'm child. One of the things 0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:46.920 that I wanted to ask you about. So this conspiracy 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:49.920 theory is one that you've heard from multiple sources over 0:17:50.000 --> 0:17:53.000 the course of your life, and taking away the homophobia 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:55.280 attached to it, I do think that there's some truth 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:59.600 to it. Yes, sure, Uh have you ever felt like 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:03.080 the people that are that are telling you this are 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:06.720 somehow like? Uh? Are are they homble when you when 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:09.320 they're saying it to you? Or are they just saying 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:13.040 it to you and then retroactively you're recognizing this is 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:16.600 homophobis I think what they're trying to say is it 0:18:16.760 --> 0:18:21.680 is not good parenting too push all of your ideology 0:18:21.720 --> 0:18:24.760 as a black woman onto a young boy. If that 0:18:24.840 --> 0:18:26.840 kid is identifying as a boy, that can make them 0:18:26.920 --> 0:18:29.000 not really understand a lot of things that they need 0:18:29.040 --> 0:18:32.560 to learn. There are things you need to learn as 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:35.160 a man, or things you can learn from another man. 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:38.240 And if there's women or mothers who are super protective 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:41.120 and are super like, I'm gonna do this with him, 0:18:41.160 --> 0:18:43.600 they usually have to learn this later in their life. 0:18:43.600 --> 0:18:45.840 And then you're like a nigga who's thirty trying to 0:18:45.840 --> 0:18:48.959 figure out what the rules are football. Just like so 0:18:49.080 --> 0:18:51.080 they take the ball over that like God, damn, Nick, 0:18:51.119 --> 0:18:54.160 you have no daddy and no cousins and no, And 0:18:54.240 --> 0:18:59.480 for years I would that that socially, we've conflated guys 0:18:59.640 --> 0:19:05.119 like that who don't follow like heteronormative rules and and homosexuality, 0:19:05.400 --> 0:19:06.920 you know what I mean, Like they are not that 0:19:07.080 --> 0:19:11.080 day is just bad. And they're like, for those black 0:19:11.160 --> 0:19:13.679 ladies and gentlemen you are here, don't don't edit that, 0:19:13.720 --> 0:19:15.720 don't edit that weird. Don't edit that weird. Don't edit 0:19:15.760 --> 0:19:22.359 that weird. To them, they consider gay as bad, and 0:19:22.400 --> 0:19:24.960 so they're just like, oh, they're just saying you're a 0:19:24.960 --> 0:19:28.200 bad parent. Instead of just saying all of the words 0:19:28.280 --> 0:19:29.919 I think you're a bad parent. I think you need 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:32.879 to look more inward and honestly take away how your 0:19:32.920 --> 0:19:35.560 feelings towards men and let your child raise and understand 0:19:35.560 --> 0:19:40.359 themselves and actually grow. They go that gay, right, It's like, 0:19:40.800 --> 0:19:43.200 what's the thing that's gonna hurt you the most? That 0:19:44.080 --> 0:19:48.360 they're being bitchy? Really is what you're being little bitches? 0:19:48.400 --> 0:19:50.879 And you go, he's gay and because you want to 0:19:50.880 --> 0:19:52.880 cut me, and it's like, well it's not. First of all, 0:19:52.920 --> 0:19:54.960 that doesn't have to be a bad thing, but also 0:19:55.000 --> 0:19:57.800 stop saying that that's unnecessary. What do you do then? 0:19:57.880 --> 0:20:00.960 Now the nigga don't even want to be gay right now. 0:20:00.840 --> 0:20:03.639 Now you're putting you're pushing people into the like he's not. 0:20:04.119 --> 0:20:07.159 He's gonna be weird business like, if you're just raised 0:20:07.160 --> 0:20:10.520 by a psychotic single mother, you're gonna be weird. Bro 0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:13.120 that you're gonna you're gonna match track suits. You're gonna 0:20:13.160 --> 0:20:15.359 have some weird ship too. Don't know what to tell you, dog, 0:20:15.440 --> 0:20:17.760 you're gonna be a weird dude. Man, you're not. You 0:20:17.800 --> 0:20:20.119 don't have all the pieces. It takes a village. It 0:20:20.160 --> 0:20:24.600 doesn't take one. Lady who asked a Chanelle person, Oh, 0:20:24.640 --> 0:20:27.320 your mama had Chanelle persons. My mom chopped at the 0:20:27.359 --> 0:20:30.880 thrift store. But my mama, my mom was getting dick. Man, 0:20:31.000 --> 0:20:33.320 My mom was out here fucking real niggas. Bro. I 0:20:33.400 --> 0:20:35.160 knew my mom was getting good dick when she used 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:37.399 to come home with like, what shoes for me? But 0:20:37.520 --> 0:20:40.840 they worked my side shoe so like it would be 0:20:40.880 --> 0:20:42.560 like a foot too small and foot too big. So 0:20:42.600 --> 0:20:44.680 that means that my mom sucked that nigga and he 0:20:44.760 --> 0:20:48.639 didn't listen to nothing. Yeah, that was what that was. 0:20:48.640 --> 0:20:52.040 Was he gave her his shoes. She was like, I 0:20:52.080 --> 0:20:55.160 got you something, baby, and it ended up just being 0:20:55.200 --> 0:20:57.760 a grown ass man shoes and she's like, you'll grow 0:20:57.800 --> 0:21:01.240 into around floppy. It didn't cost me no more. He 0:21:01.240 --> 0:21:05.280 didn't make me come. I don't care about it. I 0:21:05.320 --> 0:21:07.639 didn't bust the nup. Put him on, baby, go ahead whatever, 0:21:07.920 --> 0:21:11.520 cut him up. I'm getting fun. Okay, we're gonna take 0:21:11.520 --> 0:21:14.320 a quick break. We will be back with more my 0:21:14.480 --> 0:21:28.320 mama told me. And we are back. We are back, 0:21:28.480 --> 0:21:37.440 ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, I'm not gay no more. We're 0:21:37.520 --> 0:21:40.360 back here with more of my mama told me and more. 0:21:40.480 --> 0:21:45.080 Jack Knight, we are talking about the conspiracy that single mothers, 0:21:45.119 --> 0:21:48.959 single black mothers raise gay niggas, and we are digging 0:21:49.040 --> 0:21:51.679 deep into it. And Jack, over the break, you showed 0:21:51.720 --> 0:21:56.040 me a picture of Drizzy Drake, who you said is 0:21:56.080 --> 0:21:58.960 a perfect example of what we were talking about in 0:21:59.080 --> 0:22:01.480 that he is not gay, but he is a weird 0:22:01.560 --> 0:22:05.640 motherfucker were do you can you can tell he breastfed 0:22:05.640 --> 0:22:09.400