Speaker 1: If he unwraps his turban, I think there's just another
Speaker 1: little nick cannon playing his room. I think when he
Speaker 1: unwraps its turban, there's a face on the back like
Speaker 1: baldemort in that in that Harry Potter just whispering bad
Speaker 1: things to him. You're a good boy. And then Valdemport
Speaker 1: got attached. It now hanging away everything like Baltimore. Please,
Speaker 1: I'm trying. That's wilding out. We've got a rap battle
Speaker 1: coming up. I don't remember my lines. Please baldermort I
Speaker 1: gotta rap about Lavell Crawford. Stop talking to me. I
Speaker 1: can't tell me. Yeah, there is Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: to another exceptional, beautiful episode of My Mama Told Me
Speaker 1: the podcast where we died Deep Deep, so deep, put
Speaker 1: your ass to sleep, into the world of black conspiracy theories,
Speaker 1: and we finally worked to prove that Tracy Morton is
Speaker 1: just the black Andy Koffman. We are having fun today,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. I am your host links and Kerman.
Speaker 1: I'm having a good day. I saw Mexican man getting
Speaker 1: the fight at FedEx because they wouldn't let him spend
Speaker 1: time in there, just because he wanted to take his
Speaker 1: mask off and relax at the FedEx and they said no, no, sir,
Speaker 1: you have to leave. And then he said, fuck you.
Speaker 1: This is why Amazon has beaten y'all ads. And we
Speaker 1: all lost in that moment, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: There were no winners. We all felt like losers when
Speaker 1: that was all finished. But you know who's not a loser.
Speaker 1: It's my guest today. All, I have a beautiful, wonderful
Speaker 1: guest who I'm so excited did to have here today.
Speaker 1: He's a hilarious comedian, perhaps my most problematic friend. He's
Speaker 1: a writer, he's a stand up comedian. You know him
Speaker 1: from such beautiful works. It's Big Mouth on Netflix. He
Speaker 1: has an amazing special on Comedy Central called Playlist So Funny.
Speaker 1: Give it up from my dear friend, Mr Jack. Knight, ladies,
Speaker 1: and welcome, how are you sir? That was like the
Speaker 1: first time I've heard applause. Yeah, We're not gonna have
Speaker 1: multiple people in one room clapping for like two more years.
Speaker 1: And that felt so nice to just hear people in
Speaker 1: the unison agreeing on something. For one, if it's fictional,
Speaker 1: like Bruno Mars, Yeah, I like that guy. Bruno has
Speaker 1: never heard anybody. He's the guy. He's just He's just
Speaker 1: a little man who liked the joke. He likes to jump,
Speaker 1: he likes to do cocaine, and he likes to sing
Speaker 1: about it. It's great. There's no world where you can't
Speaker 1: do cocaine, as Bruno mars. Yeah, what is he supposed
Speaker 1: to do? He has has a substance. If he drink,
Speaker 1: then he's gonna be like an angry, short drunk, which
Speaker 1: is always personality. You don't want Bruno to be self aware.
Speaker 1: You don't want him to think like, oh, maybe women
Speaker 1: shouldn't like me because I'm short and like racially ambiguous
Speaker 1: in a way that's not cool, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I want him to get high on cocaine and go
Speaker 1: through my uber log and see where I went this week.
Speaker 1: I want him to be that kind of cocaine high
Speaker 1: and he's just popping his chest while he was like
Speaker 1: we would oh my goddamn wow weekend. His band is
Speaker 1: behind him, just cheering him on while he's read I
Speaker 1: love his band because you can tell that his niggas,
Speaker 1: because all of them have receding hairlines and are kind
Speaker 1: of fat, looks like regular dudes like they're not Bruno Mark.
Speaker 1: Like most time, you'll just have If it's Chris Brown,
Speaker 1: will be four other sexy, light skin niggas behind. Or
Speaker 1: if it was like any r be singer, they'll have
Speaker 1: someone that at least mirrors the lead singer, Ye Meg Meg,
Speaker 1: the Stallions girls all matches, all thick, all big, all
Speaker 1: Amazonian women. Bruno Mars it's him, the Mexican nigga from Fede,
Speaker 1: A dude named Charlie. Another guy who looks like Ruben Stutter,
Speaker 1: but James his name James Bro. Everybody, it's like he
Speaker 1: whoever drove his car that day is now in the band.
Speaker 1: You're in the band. You played trombone now James. God.
Speaker 1: They all look forty seven and forty seven and in
Speaker 1: Hawaiian church, it's a beautiful thing. Damn it, damn it,
Speaker 1: beautiful crew man. I'm happy you're here, Jack we U,
Speaker 1: You perhaps are my most uh conspiracy theory invested friend.
Speaker 1: I don't think that I've a friend who invest in
Speaker 1: them more than you. I'd be really wanting to know
Speaker 1: what these things be talking about. Sure, and by these niggas,
Speaker 1: who are you referring to? It depends on what the
Speaker 1: nick it is of the day. Like I don't have
Speaker 1: any real hobbies other than looking up ship that don't matter.
Speaker 1: So like I've gone on deep dies on your Cruz
Speaker 1: of going deep dies on Jason Drulo. This is a
Speaker 1: recent one. J Drullo is. I'm a big fan of
Speaker 1: everything he's been doing. Yeah, I mean he is. And
Speaker 1: this is maybe even if I'm a guest on the
Speaker 1: show again, I have a very concrete fact, not theory,
Speaker 1: fact that no straight cist black man should be in theater.
Speaker 1: That is a queer space, if not feminine space, And
Speaker 1: it's a space for you to grow and accept yourself
Speaker 1: and to figure out who you are and what you
Speaker 1: mean to the earth as a sist black man, we
Speaker 1: already have a lot of spaces we can occupy. Sure,
Speaker 1: And and Jason jumped in that too quick. You're giving
Speaker 1: a lot of confidence to a nigga who's starting awful confidence.
Speaker 1: So that's just too much fucking confidence. And now he's
Speaker 1: just sucking doing too much ship. Now he's got slits
Speaker 1: in his bed. Yeah, now he oils up to his
Speaker 1: body to go to bed. So it's just like we
Speaker 1: did too much with him. I like my cheets to
Speaker 1: be slippery too, right, Like, what does that mean Jason?
Speaker 1: Let my son be straight? Bro? What midnight summer dream?
Speaker 1: No nigga played get this ball and gonna moop? No. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess this is a version of progress. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure you you you know we're we didn't come here
Speaker 1: to necessarily talk about Jason Derulo because you sent in
Speaker 1: again what I would argue is adere to my heart topic.
Speaker 1: It's a I guess. So it's a difficult topic that
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to do some real careful deep diving in,
Speaker 1: and perhaps the most problematic topic that we've gotten so far.
Speaker 1: I'm excited to get into it with you. But you said,
Speaker 1: my mama told me single mom's race gay niggas. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: tell me more. That is a very insanely mis utentistic,
Speaker 1: insanely anti woman way, and insanely homophobic thing that I've
Speaker 1: heard my entire life is that the majority of black
Speaker 1: women who are single mothers are prone to raise quote
Speaker 1: unquote sissies or quote unquote dick suckers. Yes, so so
Speaker 1: essentially because your dad is not there present to to
Speaker 1: teach you to not suck dick. How a mother teaches
Speaker 1: you how to love a mother teaching you how to
Speaker 1: be responsible, mother teaching you how to like be a huge,
Speaker 1: full human being. And then your daddy comes in once
Speaker 1: a month, not your door, go like sucking dick, and
Speaker 1: then it works. You're good. I need if I need
Speaker 1: help separating my colors and my whites when I'm washing.
Speaker 1: I got honest, mom, But if I got to get
Speaker 1: this taste for penis out of my mouth, then Daddy's
Speaker 1: got to be around exactly. And it all started, of
Speaker 1: course with me. Anytime I will return. Like say, I
Speaker 1: was raised by my mom for the majority of my
Speaker 1: adolescent and then my stepdad came into picture around like
Speaker 1: my teenage years. But when I was a kid, I
Speaker 1: was always like y MoMA's boy high behind her leg.
Speaker 1: When anything goes wrong, I run the mom, and everyone's like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna make that boy a gay, trader. Trader, you
Speaker 1: wnna make that boy gay. He won't be running to you.
Speaker 1: He need to stand out here and shooting the fireworks.
Speaker 1: I don't know what scared of the firework, the gay,
Speaker 1: And so in my head, like I didn't know that
Speaker 1: I was gay. I thought I was just scared. I
Speaker 1: was when I was scared, I would run to my mom.
Speaker 1: But then it was a thing when I would talk
Speaker 1: to all my other black male friends who had only
Speaker 1: mothers in their house, and they had dealt with the
Speaker 1: same thing that if a mother raised him, there was
Speaker 1: no masculiney being injected to him. And I truly at
Speaker 1: a young age, like that's not true, that's not a
Speaker 1: real thing. Then we had to babysit my mom's friend
Speaker 1: who was going through financial troubles and she had the
Speaker 1: son named Daday, and that nigga was gay, and that
Speaker 1: nigga was so gay, and all these things are starting
Speaker 1: to come together, like everything everything that these niggas were
Speaker 1: saying he was doing it was gay and it had
Speaker 1: nothing at the time. It was just a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of barbershop talk me and right. And so he used
Speaker 1: to do this thing called the booty Dude. He named
Speaker 1: it seven. Well, I'll say, I'm glad that no one
Speaker 1: else named it. I'm glad that. I mean, I mean,
Speaker 1: what you're doing is the booty dude, young man. So
Speaker 1: he was one of those like really sensitive little boys
Speaker 1: who like if you beat him at Mario Kart, he cries.
Speaker 1: And I was like thirteen fourteen, So I would just
Speaker 1: get mad about the fact that this little nigga was annoying,
Speaker 1: and so every single day he would do the booty
Speaker 1: d dance. After he would I would let him win
Speaker 1: at Mario Kart celebratory anything, anytime he got a fruit snack,
Speaker 1: do the bootydude. Do the booty dude, dude. And I
Speaker 1: know you're asking. The audience is asking, what is the
Speaker 1: booty dude? Listen. I was going to get to it,
Speaker 1: but go ahead. It's when he gets on all fours,
Speaker 1: spreads his legs so his knees are arching him back,
Speaker 1: and then he pops his booty like a gay leopard,
Speaker 1: and then he goes the booty dude. Do the booty dude.
Speaker 1: And I'm thirteen and I just I was listening to
Speaker 1: push your teeth. So I didn't like none of this,
Speaker 1: and so he would he would do is he were
Speaker 1: just you were just now absorbing one of raps most
Speaker 1: homophobic people. And I was like, what is this ship
Speaker 1: you had to deal with? Whatever those feelings I had
Speaker 1: a future had on nig it was it was not
Speaker 1: He was not in a good place to be doing
Speaker 1: the booty dude right Tyler wasn't even out yet. This
Speaker 1: was this is early in the closet, beating up gay people. Tire. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's saying the effort and it ain't ironic. He No,
Speaker 1: he means he's saying it to a mirror. I do
Speaker 1: think that's a fascinating journey that hip hop takes us
Speaker 1: all through. Is like, hip hop taught us to be
Speaker 1: homophobic for a really long time, and so you either
Speaker 1: did the work to realize that your heroes are dealing
Speaker 1: with their own ship and have problems, or you just
Speaker 1: bought into everything that they were saying. I just think
Speaker 1: that we're all just wrestling with like what our heroes
Speaker 1: taught us to hate we were growing up and then
Speaker 1: deciding if we're going to be better people are just
Speaker 1: like rock with it, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: mean that was the underlying issue with the j Cole
Speaker 1: No Name beef was Jacole was like, hey, stop telling
Speaker 1: me to read, and No Name was like, no nigga read,
Speaker 1: And then that was the whole argument. Basically, if you
Speaker 1: break it down to the like, at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, I spent twenty five years of like, no
Speaker 1: all the niggas who sold crack are the way I want.
Speaker 1: I want them to teach me how to live life.
Speaker 1: I want Tyler to teach me how to live life.
Speaker 1: I want Kindrick School was a cute, drug addic full
Speaker 1: woman beaters all of these horrible, horrible people because of
Speaker 1: their art. I was like, I'm gonna learn from them,
Speaker 1: and then one day you get old enough you're just like,
Speaker 1: I gotta un learn all that ship. But then everyone's like,
Speaker 1: why aren't you unlearning fast enough? You're like, I just
Speaker 1: got to learn it. Back down, hold on the let
Speaker 1: me out well, obviously learn forever. The songs still stuck
Speaker 1: in my head. I can't. I can't, which like as
Speaker 1: an excuse, you just gotta sit there and be like,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna hold this hell and they guy,
Speaker 1: I did this role. And I think that's that's the
Speaker 1: challenge we're all sort of in the middle of is like, uh,
Speaker 1: it's not so much finding excuses as it is settling
Speaker 1: into ourselves enough to be like, oh, okay, yeah, you're right,
Speaker 1: I got some work to do. You know, we're all defensive,
Speaker 1: so we're like, I'm gonna do it, and it's like, no,
Speaker 1: it's okay, just say you fucked up and wan from
Speaker 1: the thing. But with all that being said, there is
Speaker 1: a certain brand of single mother. I'll say brand. I won't.
Speaker 1: I won't talk about here we go. Hold on, hold on, wait,
Speaker 1: you're getting too to one of my favorite sections. This
Speaker 1: is exciting. You're about to get into a segment that
Speaker 1: I called talk that talk. You're about to jump into
Speaker 1: something that you're about to talk some talk. You're about
Speaker 1: to explain some conspiracy. So go into it. You got
Speaker 1: thirty seconds launched. Go crazy. I genuinely do think, with
Speaker 1: my minimum amount of bell hooks knowledge, that there's a
Speaker 1: large portion of black women or women of color who
Speaker 1: raised their kids and want to have the void that
Speaker 1: was filled by adult men that they kind of projected
Speaker 1: onto their child and make children wear Jordan's when they
Speaker 1: want to wear fucking Dinersaur shoes, or they'll dress them
Speaker 1: up as Nipsey Hustle for Halloween, or to fucking give
Speaker 1: them braids and make them look like what their boyfriend
Speaker 1: used to look like. And that projects a certain type
Speaker 1: of energy onto a nigga that might make them gay. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's mother, not make them gay, make them game is
Speaker 1: a weird way to say that, but I do think
Speaker 1: it makes them a personality that could go left or
Speaker 1: right and left hand is in geary straight. But it
Speaker 1: may maybe they'll be a cornball, Maybe they'll motherfucking be
Speaker 1: a nigga who talks too fast able to have a stutter.
Speaker 1: But I think I think to your point, what what
Speaker 1: you're talking about is like the projecting of like these
Speaker 1: sort of adult wants and like expectations onto a child,
Speaker 1: which then forces the kid to now have to question
Speaker 1: the person they are in a way that they like,
Speaker 1: we're all wrestling with who we become. But you don't
Speaker 1: need that ship added to you early, Like I was
Speaker 1: always gonna wonder if my dick is the right size.
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna make me do that early, and if
Speaker 1: we if you do it backwards, if you flip that,
Speaker 1: and it's like a single dad raising his daughter and
Speaker 1: the dad is like, I want you to look like
Speaker 1: the bitches I fuck niggas will be losing their mind.
Speaker 1: But we allow mothers to just be like, don't he
Speaker 1: look cute? And here the nigga like, you want to
Speaker 1: funk your son, lady, And that's gonna do something to
Speaker 1: him likechologically, that's gonna make him a weird nigga, not
Speaker 1: saying gay niggas are weird, but he might be a
Speaker 1: gay nigga who is also weird, right you will. You
Speaker 1: put a bunch of expectations on him that had weird
Speaker 1: sexual connotations and all this repressed ship and we let
Speaker 1: mothers get away with that, and now he can't figure
Speaker 1: it out. So if he should so happen to be gay,
Speaker 1: he also is going to be frustrated in his because
Speaker 1: he never even had a chance to, like play with dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: He never even had a chance like go outside and
Speaker 1: ride a bike and fall down because he has to
Speaker 1: wear skinny jeans because she funding they get the club
Speaker 1: when she was twenty two and he was wearing skinny Right,
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just need to let to try stereotyps. Boys
Speaker 1: kiss and that that helps you figure out the boys
Speaker 1: you want to kiss. When you get over, you go,
Speaker 1: but then she's standing over you, like hold on, can
Speaker 1: you hold this bottle of prosecco? And it's just like, lady,
Speaker 1: get the funk away from this digg here you and
Speaker 1: I have talked about there's a lot most of my
Speaker 1: fan base is a single moms for some reason. Fuck hey,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, y'all. I'm so sorry. You're doing great jobs.
Speaker 1: Just please stop making that nigga city of your lap
Speaker 1: after the age of twelve. It's hey, we're all uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: But you see so many pictures on the internet where
Speaker 1: you know they're they're posting some picture of them posing
Speaker 1: at a thing, and it's like, damn, you made your
Speaker 1: son take that, huh bro. My mom used to do
Speaker 1: weird ship, like really until my stepdad came along. My
Speaker 1: mom would do weird ship where she would like dress
Speaker 1: me up in outfits that were just very uncomfortable for
Speaker 1: a child to wear, and then she would make me
Speaker 1: go to the mall and then she would make me
Speaker 1: take solo pictures and then she would take all the
Speaker 1: pictures that she takes, Like the pictures would be like
Speaker 1: me and I'm like, I'm like holding a baseball bat
Speaker 1: over my arm, and I looked like I'm going to
Speaker 1: do some ship or I'll have like a big ball
Speaker 1: in my hand, or will be some ship where I'm
Speaker 1: stepping up some stairs but I'm looking back and like,
Speaker 1: oh where am I going? There's nothing, there's no other alright, baby,
Speaker 1: Now I look back at it real l didn't have
Speaker 1: to do the booty dude. Some diggers I also, but
Speaker 1: that creates an energy. I was fortunate to still have
Speaker 1: my dad, but my parents divorced when I was you know, four,
Speaker 1: and my mom was single for a long time up
Speaker 1: until she remarried and had my sister when I was ten.
Speaker 1: So like it was a six year period where I
Speaker 1: was just an only child with a single mom. And
Speaker 1: I remember her like being like, okay, baby, today we're
Speaker 1: wearing matching outfits. It's like, I don't want this. I
Speaker 1: don't want to do this. This is don't even like
Speaker 1: when you hug me in front of my friends. Do
Speaker 1: you think I want to match with you matching track
Speaker 1: suits and get her hair cut like dick, Lady, damn
Speaker 1: stop this, mom. This isn't good for me. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know that yet, but I can feel it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I knew as a kid. You don't know what
Speaker 1: projection is, but you do know when your mom is
Speaker 1: doing too much. Yes, you do. You're doing too much,
Speaker 1: like you are crossing a line. Yes, stop crossing a
Speaker 1: line with me, lady, I'm child. One of the things
Speaker 1: that I wanted to ask you about. So this conspiracy
Speaker 1: theory is one that you've heard from multiple sources over
Speaker 1: the course of your life, and taking away the homophobia
Speaker 1: attached to it, I do think that there's some truth
Speaker 1: to it. Yes, sure, Uh have you ever felt like
Speaker 1: the people that are that are telling you this are
Speaker 1: somehow like? Uh? Are are they homble when you when
Speaker 1: they're saying it to you? Or are they just saying
Speaker 1: it to you and then retroactively you're recognizing this is
Speaker 1: homophobis I think what they're trying to say is it
Speaker 1: is not good parenting too push all of your ideology
Speaker 1: as a black woman onto a young boy. If that
Speaker 1: kid is identifying as a boy, that can make them
Speaker 1: not really understand a lot of things that they need
Speaker 1: to learn. There are things you need to learn as
Speaker 1: a man, or things you can learn from another man.
Speaker 1: And if there's women or mothers who are super protective
Speaker 1: and are super like, I'm gonna do this with him,
Speaker 1: they usually have to learn this later in their life.
Speaker 1: And then you're like a nigga who's thirty trying to
Speaker 1: figure out what the rules are football. Just like so
Speaker 1: they take the ball over that like God, damn, Nick,
Speaker 1: you have no daddy and no cousins and no, And
Speaker 1: for years I would that that socially, we've conflated guys
Speaker 1: like that who don't follow like heteronormative rules and and homosexuality,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like they are not that
Speaker 1: day is just bad. And they're like, for those black
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen you are here, don't don't edit that,
Speaker 1: don't edit that weird. Don't edit that weird. Don't edit
Speaker 1: that weird. To them, they consider gay as bad, and
Speaker 1: so they're just like, oh, they're just saying you're a
Speaker 1: bad parent. Instead of just saying all of the words
Speaker 1: I think you're a bad parent. I think you need
Speaker 1: to look more inward and honestly take away how your
Speaker 1: feelings towards men and let your child raise and understand
Speaker 1: themselves and actually grow. They go that gay, right, It's like,
Speaker 1: what's the thing that's gonna hurt you the most? That
Speaker 1: they're being bitchy? Really is what you're being little bitches?
Speaker 1: And you go, he's gay and because you want to
Speaker 1: cut me, and it's like, well it's not. First of all,
Speaker 1: that doesn't have to be a bad thing, but also
Speaker 1: stop saying that that's unnecessary. What do you do then?
Speaker 1: Now the nigga don't even want to be gay right now.
Speaker 1: Now you're putting you're pushing people into the like he's not.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be weird business like, if you're just raised
Speaker 1: by a psychotic single mother, you're gonna be weird. Bro
Speaker 1: that you're gonna you're gonna match track suits. You're gonna
Speaker 1: have some weird ship too. Don't know what to tell you, dog,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be a weird dude. Man, you're not. You
Speaker 1: don't have all the pieces. It takes a village. It
Speaker 1: doesn't take one. Lady who asked a Chanelle person, Oh,
Speaker 1: your mama had Chanelle persons. My mom chopped at the
Speaker 1: thrift store. But my mama, my mom was getting dick. Man,
Speaker 1: My mom was out here fucking real niggas. Bro. I
Speaker 1: knew my mom was getting good dick when she used
Speaker 1: to come home with like, what shoes for me? But
Speaker 1: they worked my side shoe so like it would be
Speaker 1: like a foot too small and foot too big. So
Speaker 1: that means that my mom sucked that nigga and he
Speaker 1: didn't listen to nothing. Yeah, that was what that was.
Speaker 1: Was he gave her his shoes. She was like, I
Speaker 1: got you something, baby, and it ended up just being
Speaker 1: a grown ass man shoes and she's like, you'll grow
Speaker 1: into around floppy. It didn't cost me no more. He
Speaker 1: didn't make me come. I don't care about it. I
Speaker 1: didn't bust the nup. Put him on, baby, go ahead whatever,
Speaker 1: cut him up. I'm getting fun. Okay, we're gonna take
Speaker 1: a quick break. We will be back with more my
Speaker 1: mama told me. And we are back. We are back,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, I'm not gay no more. We're
Speaker 1: back here with more of my mama told me and more.
Speaker 1: Jack Knight, we are talking about the conspiracy that single mothers,
Speaker 1: single black mothers raise gay niggas, and we are digging
Speaker 1: deep into it. And Jack, over the break, you showed
Speaker 1: me a picture of Drizzy Drake, who you said is
Speaker 1: a perfect example of what we were talking about in
Speaker 1: that he is not gay, but he is a weird
Speaker 1: motherfucker were do you can you can tell he breastfed
Speaker 1: too long? Yes, Drake has real weird energy in that
Speaker 1: like he wants to be his mom, he wants to
Speaker 1: be warm and kind, but he's incapable of it. And
Speaker 1: he has like scaffolding in his house so it's like,
Speaker 1: where's the disconnect happening here? Bro The disconnect happened when
Speaker 1: he was six, when he really just wanted his mom
Speaker 1: to stop holding his hand in the mall. There's one
Speaker 1: day where his mom kept holding his hand to mom
Speaker 1: because she wanted him to be safe, but he just
Speaker 1: wanted to go touch stuff and be a boy. That
Speaker 1: led to him doing duck face in his mid thirties. Sure,
Speaker 1: this is also something we've talked about. The Drake also
Speaker 1: suffers from the white mom syndrome that many mixed kids
Speaker 1: struggle with. And as a person who is in a
Speaker 1: committed relationship with a mixed girl who has a white mom,
Speaker 1: I will be exiting this conversation. I won't subscribe. I
Speaker 1: won't have any of this on the record. And I
Speaker 1: believe that a white mother can raise a black child
Speaker 1: just like a black mother raising black child. I have
Speaker 1: no qualms, I have no issues. Jack. Why do you
Speaker 1: keep winking at me when you say this? I have
Speaker 1: a gun to the back of my head right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: So we've talked a little bit about what you were doing,
Speaker 1: and I did some research. I dug deep into what
Speaker 1: I could find of this conspiracy theory to see if
Speaker 1: I could unpack some of where it comes from and
Speaker 1: perhaps maybe even prove that it is in fact true. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: it's a real hard thing to type into Google, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Just type in single moms raised
Speaker 1: gay niggas and Google's like, did you mean it does?
Speaker 1: Dr Humar Johnson just knocks at your door and says,
Speaker 1: excuse me, brother, welcome to the revolution. Welcome brother. I'm
Speaker 1: glad you finally woke up. But I did find some
Speaker 1: pretty interesting things. So most of the framing, and this
Speaker 1: is what makes your conspiracy theory to me especially interesting,
Speaker 1: is that you framed it as single moms raising gay niggas. Right,
Speaker 1: Most of the research iiant packed actually frames it in
Speaker 1: relation to the fathers, So it's absent fathers raise gay niggas.
Speaker 1: And that's just that, that's just that's just JD. Peket
Speaker 1: Smith and that whole side of the culture that is
Speaker 1: just out to take down a good black man. I
Speaker 1: was everything our fucking fault, nigga. I was in jail.
Speaker 1: Don't make the nigga gay. I love that. You're like,
Speaker 1: this is homophobic, it's not right, we shouldn't be doing this.
Speaker 1: But then you're also like, bitch, stop blaming me now,
Speaker 1: man that I hate that. I hate that. Anytime there
Speaker 1: is a problem is our fault, you the little gay niggas.
Speaker 1: Even though we were the one that left and yelled
Speaker 1: at him. You had you had nine months to make
Speaker 1: a decision on getting that gay nigga out of here.
Speaker 1: Well it didn't, So raising nigga right now, I'm mad,
Speaker 1: Now I'm hot, now I'm upset. It. No, that's the
Speaker 1: incorrect way of framing it. And you can frame anything
Speaker 1: like that. You can literally frame you don't pay rent? Well,
Speaker 1: a man, it's like, what do we do to y'all
Speaker 1: want adults? Y'all have no responsibility. All right, bro, you've
Speaker 1: heard it. You've heard it here first, ladies, you have
Speaker 1: no responsibility and this is y'all fault, not man. So wait,
Speaker 1: so what do they mean by that? Like father? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they refer to something and this is a fascinating term
Speaker 1: that I had not heard before, but they refer to
Speaker 1: something called father hunger, which is oh boy, it's it's
Speaker 1: a tough pill to swallow. I get ugly, You're I'm
Speaker 1: gonna kill you, you know what I mean? The father
Speaker 1: hunger is what they call it, but it basically refers
Speaker 1: to one's confusion about their sexual identity, a lacking in
Speaker 1: confidence in one's femininity or masculinity, and being rarely satisfied
Speaker 1: with what one has and also becoming insecure, are angry,
Speaker 1: easily acting differently, childlike or grandiose in the father's presence,
Speaker 1: having an urge to please others, especially father type people.
Speaker 1: It goes on and on and on and on, but
Speaker 1: basically the theory applied to uh daughters as well. They
Speaker 1: put in femininity. But the focus of almost everything young
Speaker 1: boys is boys. And I should note that almost all
Speaker 1: of it is something that I found as I was
Speaker 1: researching it, which is just highbrow homophobia. It's like these
Speaker 1: people who are writing these really high end sort of
Speaker 1: like peer reviewed essays where they just go gay is
Speaker 1: perverted and wrong, and uh, you can avoid that by
Speaker 1: being a good father and staying in a young boy's life.
Speaker 1: They're basically saying that a pink out. Yes, oh, it's
Speaker 1: it's an F word. Over t It's an F word
Speaker 1: with like a polite uh please in the beginning. So wait, hey,
Speaker 1: I don't think that other male figures in their lives
Speaker 1: can't do the job. I understand that a father's around
Speaker 1: twenty four seven, seven days a week, but I do
Speaker 1: think that older cousins, brothers, uncle's, male friends the type
Speaker 1: of energy that good men do need to be around
Speaker 1: for a male or female or they or non binary
Speaker 1: child to help them. Like you gotta have a lot
Speaker 1: of perspectives to give to a child, and just forcing
Speaker 1: one of a girl who goes out it sucks dick
Speaker 1: for birking bags is not going to raise the best
Speaker 1: niggd sure and defense. And that would also I would
Speaker 1: I would venture to guess and correct me. If you
Speaker 1: feel differently, I would venture to guess that would still
Speaker 1: be true for men that I said that in the beginning,
Speaker 1: they get raised by a dude you and just him.
Speaker 1: You got too much of an energy that also is
Speaker 1: bad for you, like just going out and just doing
Speaker 1: pull ups on street sides and they can sit down
Speaker 1: and keep sitting here and drink this vlate you fucking weirdo.
Speaker 1: Hey man, how about we self reflecting day. How about
Speaker 1: we take a second to just dig into ourselves. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know those fucking like father's son duos who like
Speaker 1: my mama died and all I had with my dad
Speaker 1: and then they don't hug, but they touched four heads
Speaker 1: and they want to share love, and you're just like, y'all, Ni,
Speaker 1: this is weird, bro, y'all why she died and I
Speaker 1: doesn't tigging too much strong shoulder. I remember going to
Speaker 1: my friends out, one of my best friends in the world.
Speaker 1: He his his dad had two more boys years after him,
Speaker 1: like fifteen years after him, and his sisters were like,
Speaker 1: you know, born from this man, but U he just
Speaker 1: is raising two boys alone and like a very bad house.
Speaker 1: And so we went over there one time just to
Speaker 1: check on them, just to say hi, whatever, and then
Speaker 1: we just sat in the living room and watched them wrestle,
Speaker 1: and it was like, just like, this is weird, bro.
Speaker 1: This ain't good for y'all. Man, you're having fun, and
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you for, you know, making it through
Speaker 1: whatever this is. But I there's y'all are shirtless wrestling,
Speaker 1: and I don't feel comfortable at all. They're a family
Speaker 1: friend named Kendrick who was like like basically helped raise
Speaker 1: me as well. It was one of the male figures
Speaker 1: in my house all the time that helped me out
Speaker 1: a little bit, like dad being not around, and he
Speaker 1: had a son named Cyrus. They had his mom passed
Speaker 1: I think, or she just wasn't around. And they were
Speaker 1: fucking weird. They they were. They were so fucking weird
Speaker 1: to me as a person who was being raised by
Speaker 1: a woman, because when a dad is mad, it's supposed
Speaker 1: to be the last straw. He's a dad's anger. You know,
Speaker 1: your mom says stop, Your mom says dot, Your mom
Speaker 1: says dot, your dad go stop. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like it's because we we don't have the ability to
Speaker 1: work slowly through our feelings right whereas women can or
Speaker 1: at least stay Feminine energy sometimes has the ability to
Speaker 1: sort of compartmentalize and think through exactly what feeling needs
Speaker 1: to be here right now. We just give raw energy,
Speaker 1: which is like daddy yelling and like swinging something. And
Speaker 1: it's like they had nobody to balance that out. So
Speaker 1: he would just start off with stop and then they
Speaker 1: go his solf be like you stop, and then it's
Speaker 1: just a stale batim. They can say it stopped. And
Speaker 1: they're both big enough to throw hands, so they were
Speaker 1: just like, I guess we throw hands and nothing was
Speaker 1: ever learned. No, but somebody want to fight. I guess
Speaker 1: maybe somebody won and maybe something and and like the
Speaker 1: nigga used to have gumming worms that are half eating
Speaker 1: in his pocket all the time, like you could like
Speaker 1: that's the thing. If he had his mom around more,
Speaker 1: that wouldn't be a thing. Like like the nigga would
Speaker 1: fully I'm from Seattle. The nigga would come on in
Speaker 1: my house from his house and have sand in his shoes.
Speaker 1: He ain't been nowhere with sad. He went from his
Speaker 1: house to my house, take off his shoes and would
Speaker 1: pour out and a laddin amount of sand. But if
Speaker 1: he had a mom in his life, she would have
Speaker 1: been like, check your shoes for saying you smart, mama.
Speaker 1: You always make sure I got no sand but shoes,
Speaker 1: you know me saying there sometimes. But the dad's just
Speaker 1: like put your shoes on. I'm about to go to
Speaker 1: g I Joe's. But like dadny, I think there's shut
Speaker 1: the funk up. Just get we're going, we're leaving. I
Speaker 1: think the moral of the story for both of us
Speaker 1: ears we're saying that a two parent household is necessary,
Speaker 1: even if they're both gay whatever, Like you need two
Speaker 1: people to put energy into one object. So I'm glad
Speaker 1: you said that, because there's a bunch of elements of
Speaker 1: these studies that does talk about that specifically, So they're
Speaker 1: they're not always saying specifically that you need like the
Speaker 1: father so much as you need to you need to people,
Speaker 1: but they won't call it just two people because they're homophobic, right,
Speaker 1: like not. They don't want to encourage you to, as
Speaker 1: you put it, go out and suck some dick and
Speaker 1: then find the yeah, exactly, so they they're saying like
Speaker 1: it needs to be a man and it needs to
Speaker 1: be a woman, otherwise you're going to turn into a
Speaker 1: homosexual pervert basically. Uh. And so there's all these like
Speaker 1: I'll read you some of the quotes. This dude, Dennis Malcolm,
Speaker 1: who apparently is like some sort of social worker, argues
Speaker 1: that fatherlessness damages a male child's self esteem and impairs
Speaker 1: their ability to build last thing hed to sexual relationships. So, right,
Speaker 1: that's a gay person. He clearly is wrestling with something
Speaker 1: in him what is idio that what furious at the
Speaker 1: idea of homosexuality so much that he's like, your self
Speaker 1: estatem is low and you're never gonna build any relationships
Speaker 1: with sexual people like self esteem is the reason why
Speaker 1: you get into relationships. Lack of self esteem is the
Speaker 1: reason why you're get into relationships. So I think I
Speaker 1: got married because I'm all the way whole. No, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I got gaps in me, bitch, tell him fix me, please.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna figure me out. I'm gonna gonna come
Speaker 1: in the room and you go have spaghetti ready for me.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call that educating myself a self reflection. Going
Speaker 1: to sleep with my own thoughts is breaking my spirit
Speaker 1: every night. I'd rather give you brain than think about
Speaker 1: who I am. If I eat your pussy, I ain't
Speaker 1: got to think about me and I'll be fine. Or
Speaker 1: my regrets are woes or wondering who I am as
Speaker 1: a man, All I gotta do is rub this lady's
Speaker 1: feet and makerpasta sometimes exactly. Uh. Here's another fun quote
Speaker 1: from from these dudes. Uh Kurt Freud not Freud Freund
Speaker 1: and Ray smart shit. I'm down. I love I love
Speaker 1: them because they commented together. That means they're just both.
Speaker 1: This nigger had his right hand to keyboard, the other
Speaker 1: thing guy has left handed. Like we're about to get
Speaker 1: these game niggas. We're about to team up. We're about
Speaker 1: to jump the joint twins Niggas. Kurt and Ray suggests
Speaker 1: that fatherless men rely on love from other men, emotional
Speaker 1: and physical, to conquer their sense of inferiority and worthlessness.
Speaker 1: So essentially, that's not crazy, that's not crazy. Well, it's
Speaker 1: exactly what you were suggesting, that they put a dick
Speaker 1: in their mouth because they didn't have a father's dick
Speaker 1: at home. Yes, that is Yeah, that's fair. That's a
Speaker 1: fair argument, and and could be a metaphor for a
Speaker 1: bunch of ship. Dick could be Drake wanting Future to
Speaker 1: come and do a song with him. Sure, Dick could
Speaker 1: be uh me befriending Dikes because I don't understand that
Speaker 1: what I can't say that it's on the no no
Speaker 1: no no no no no no. Before he did not
Speaker 1: fail to, I could say the D word. I got
Speaker 1: Dike friends. So but no, I take your point that
Speaker 1: there's there's something that happened to me without having my
Speaker 1: dad that I'm so attracted to lesbian women being my friend.
Speaker 1: But Drake hangs out with Future because Dennis Banks didn't
Speaker 1: want to hang out with him when he was a
Speaker 1: young boy, so he wants them man with j Prince
Speaker 1: saying with Birdman saying with like, you can pick out
Speaker 1: any dude who's a little weird, who like needs other
Speaker 1: men to funk with what they're doing, and you can
Speaker 1: just go back and be like, Oh, I just think
Speaker 1: ain't had no daddy. So he's doing his metaphorical dick
Speaker 1: and making what a time to be alive? Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was That was just a father and son day. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is just future playing catch with future catch a
Speaker 1: little Aubrey. Yeah, Okay, let me ask you this because
Speaker 1: I think that that you know, we've we've sort of
Speaker 1: we've sort of unpacked where this all comes from, and
Speaker 1: it's it's homophobia from a hyper heteronormative sort of cast
Speaker 1: of people. What do you say? How do you respond
Speaker 1: to the famous people that we know who grew up
Speaker 1: with single moms and did not fall into this mold?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying? The jay Zs of
Speaker 1: the world, The Kevin Durant, How do you explain who
Speaker 1: Kevin Durant is? The jay z is under these circumstances.
Speaker 1: Kevin Durant doesn't brush his hair. Oh, Kevin Durant tweets
Speaker 1: people because his feelings are hurt, and he's a seven
Speaker 1: foot multimillionaire basketball extraordinaire. There's so much weird with him.
Speaker 1: But these are all very like and I'm not saying feminine.
Speaker 1: I'm saying the traits of someone whose backs against the
Speaker 1: wall and have the hardships of raising a child by themselves,
Speaker 1: a single mother or father, whoever else, just someone who
Speaker 1: is at their wits end would raise someone that would
Speaker 1: always be distracted by someone being like State Warriors and
Speaker 1: then he's logging in at midnight like will you say,
Speaker 1: a beautiful man? You that would He wouldn't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: He just needed two parents. Jay z dad his brother
Speaker 1: shot his brother worse. If if there was a dad
Speaker 1: in the house, they would have put the gloves on
Speaker 1: the handle it like a dad, he would have made
Speaker 1: sure they handled it. But then they only had a
Speaker 1: mama around edge. By the way, she's gay. I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're proving, but I'm not just just throwing
Speaker 1: everything out there, motherfucking bus complete go off. I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're proving. I don't know, but I think
Speaker 1: I think all of these examples proves the point that
Speaker 1: two parent households are a lot more effective in creating
Speaker 1: a whole person, and a whole person to certain people
Speaker 1: means not gay, right, And maybe maybe that's the biggest
Speaker 1: issue is that society for years has taught us that
Speaker 1: gay people can't be whole. Now we're seeing obviously gay
Speaker 1: people can be whole. In fact, they're probably the most whole.
Speaker 1: They don't have to do a harder fight. They had
Speaker 1: to go get the harder thing. Gay people are all
Speaker 1: the way whole. There's only like three gay people we
Speaker 1: can even like refer to that commit crimes. Do you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like they're it is just and
Speaker 1: that dude from six degrees of separation and that's it.
Speaker 1: But do you know who commit the most amount of crimes?
Speaker 1: Closeted gay people? Like I think a lot of these
Speaker 1: niggas who won't just accept that they're gay, go out
Speaker 1: and hurt people, go out and hurt trans women, go out,
Speaker 1: motherfucking's deal, go out on my fucking murder because they
Speaker 1: didn't want to sit there and be like, Hey, I'm
Speaker 1: a nigga who sucks dick. So there's like a lot
Speaker 1: of issues that come from the fact that people can't
Speaker 1: be fully realized And I think those people do a
Speaker 1: lot more damage to the world than anybody else. Yes,
Speaker 1: I agree with that that this is a lot of
Speaker 1: Aaron Hernandez energy being thrown out the world boom and
Speaker 1: nobody will actually wrestle with it. So they're just like
Speaker 1: these little gay kids are. The problem is it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, it's probably who's yeah, and Aaron
Speaker 1: Nanda has had a two parent household and was raised
Speaker 1: to just he probably has some poverty here and there's
Speaker 1: some issues there. But the nigga was just a gay
Speaker 1: nigga who didn't get to be gay and that was
Speaker 1: why he did what he did. Let these niggas be gay,
Speaker 1: and also stopped dressing your kids as Nipsey. It's a
Speaker 1: fucking weird lady. You're weird, bro, and stop giving kids
Speaker 1: chains right there? What the fund is wrong with y'all?
Speaker 1: Saw a six year old with a watch almost beat
Speaker 1: that lady up. There is no five year old who's like, uh,
Speaker 1: Who's like, what do you want to be for Halloween? Son?
Speaker 1: I want to prove that the marathon continue, Like no,
Speaker 1: I just want to be fucking Spider Man like every
Speaker 1: other kid when Halloween comes along, and I see a
Speaker 1: kid look like pop smoke, I'm gonna punch my phone.
Speaker 1: Oh it's gonna happen. They're gonna have you. They're gonna
Speaker 1: have the braids, and then they're gonna have the Virgil
Speaker 1: background and around the big gass fucking veneer. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I just I don't know you, but you seem like
Speaker 1: a nice man. Yeah, you're twenty. But all in all,
Speaker 1: I think my point stands. Nig's be homophobic. Let you
Speaker 1: think he's be gay. But more importantly, if you are
Speaker 1: raising the child, please man this at least get another
Speaker 1: nigga into building. Bro Let some friends come over and
Speaker 1: friends come over. Don't just be you and that person,
Speaker 1: because all you're gonna do is build a mirror. You suck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you suck, So don't build a mirror. If you're single
Speaker 1: and you're raising a child, you stuck, and and everything
Speaker 1: you're doing is null and void. I hate you. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's a fascinating tunnel that I found myself going down,
Speaker 1: which I realized as soon as I started to go down,
Speaker 1: and it was problematic, but I wanted to at least
Speaker 1: examine if there was any genetic legitimacy to what you're
Speaker 1: saying and so and so this hugely problematic is that
Speaker 1: I wanted to figure out if like you know, the
Speaker 1: implications of a gay gene, right, or like if there's
Speaker 1: any like genetic tracing of where homosexuality comes from. But
Speaker 1: where I realized that in and of itself is fucking
Speaker 1: idiotic is because number one, our genes are not so
Speaker 1: uh easily broken down that you can just pluck one
Speaker 1: and be like, all right, now you're real nigga, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like it's it's it doesn't work
Speaker 1: like that. But then the other thing is is that
Speaker 1: all the gene tracing, all the people that would even
Speaker 1: take the time to try to idea gon't find the
Speaker 1: gay jene are homophobes, right, So it's a bunch of
Speaker 1: people who already are trying to treat it like, well,
Speaker 1: if we can it's eugenics. If we can get rid
Speaker 1: of this gay jene, then we are in essence, being
Speaker 1: able to purify. It's asking someone who's allergic to shellfish
Speaker 1: to make you a crab effect exactly. It's like, you
Speaker 1: don't know how to do this right, This ain't this
Speaker 1: ain't your work. Please don't do this right? You can't
Speaker 1: point it out, and it's it's all that, like it's
Speaker 1: the part. And you know, it goes back to like
Speaker 1: issues of American history, right as we can't truly trust
Speaker 1: any of the information we're often told because it's told
Speaker 1: by a bunch of people who are criminals and monsters
Speaker 1: and have no good intentions for us in the first place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they edited their tweets exactly like you're not being straight up.
Speaker 1: So here we go. It's like, you know, liberty for all,
Speaker 1: but also I'm about to kick this slave's teeth in. Literally,
Speaker 1: George Washington told us that liberty for all while he
Speaker 1: had another man's teeth in his mouth and all honesty,
Speaker 1: and Nigga said that whoa wait, because it came from
Speaker 1: because it came out of a nigga's mouth. Everything George
Speaker 1: Washington said came out of nigga's mouth. You asked me,
Speaker 1: Nigga was buzz biding from the beginning, and he just couldn't.
Speaker 1: He didn't even know it. They know it, but he wasn't. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I don't think he thought of it as any different.
Speaker 1: I think he thinks of it the same way like
Speaker 1: you know, muffler's wear fur coats, right, It's just that's
Speaker 1: how sick they were. They're like, no, I think it
Speaker 1: is just that nigger's teeth. Yea, my property. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Yeah, Steve has good teeth. I can't
Speaker 1: sit in a chair no more. What are you talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear Steve's teeth and I'm gonna flex on you, host,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna make up some ship about us all
Speaker 1: being equal because bitches like that, I don't give a
Speaker 1: funnel where Steve's teeth and then rape his wife with
Speaker 1: him like a fucking maniac. I'm a nibble on her
Speaker 1: neck with his teeth and be like you see what.
Speaker 1: I'm all right, We're gonna take one more break and
Speaker 1: we'll be back with more. My mama told me, and
Speaker 1: we are that that's cool, motherfucking boss. Complete the hell. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're back here with more of my mama told me more,
Speaker 1: Jack Knight. We are still digging into that crazy homophobic
Speaker 1: conspiracy that uh, single moms raise gay niggas, and we've
Speaker 1: concluded that you can't be single and expect the kid
Speaker 1: to grow up, okay, unless you get some other people involved.
Speaker 1: Would that be a fair assessment? Get some other village
Speaker 1: takes a village to to really just figure it out
Speaker 1: to form a human. So I want to play. Uh,
Speaker 1: this is now the section of time where I want
Speaker 1: to play a game with you or you down to
Speaker 1: play a game with me. All Right, this is a
Speaker 1: fun game that I like to call. Yeah, it's called
Speaker 1: homemade Hotep. And what we're gonna do is take a
Speaker 1: very normal, every day, regular fact in the world, right,
Speaker 1: and then I want you to hotep the ship out
Speaker 1: of that idea, out of that fact. And I know
Speaker 1: you'll be good at this. You love being a Hotep
Speaker 1: more than anybody I know. And so I will present
Speaker 1: you with a regular, everyday fact and then I want
Speaker 1: you to go crazy and make it as hotep as
Speaker 1: you feel it needs to be. They need to make
Speaker 1: a Hotep section that isn't homophobic. Yeah, Like if they
Speaker 1: make a fraction of Hoteps that are like anti homophobia,
Speaker 1: I'd be like I would wear their shirts. It hats right,
Speaker 1: It's like how there are like Jews for Jesus. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like it's like Hotep for Amos then, but it's
Speaker 1: still homophobic because that's how they talk. But they their
Speaker 1: intention is to be you should be allowed to be
Speaker 1: married and have a good and fruitful life. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna call you something problematic. Yeah. But also
Speaker 1: the white man is making all black women too tall.
Speaker 1: I love that. Okay. So, based on what you were
Speaker 1: sharing with me earlier, or rather the research that I
Speaker 1: uncovered in our conversation earlier, I did some research and
Speaker 1: it appears that seventy six percent in the Black census
Speaker 1: of two thousand nineteen, these are people submitting their answers
Speaker 1: for two thousand nineteen, seventy six percent of Black people
Speaker 1: identifies heterosexual yep, three percent identify as gay, three percent
Speaker 1: identify as lesbian, and seven percent identify as bisexual. And
Speaker 1: then there's four percent that identify as other. Based on
Speaker 1: that information, breakdown those numbers for me. First of all,
Speaker 1: all of it is wrong because Black people don't don't
Speaker 1: do the census. All censuses are created and manfactured by
Speaker 1: the white man. If you ever noticed, if you ever
Speaker 1: get a census, you'll fill it out and they'll send
Speaker 1: it to who and the white man exactly so, and
Speaker 1: they did to white stuff to it, and they get
Speaker 1: to say that of us are straight. Actually, maybe we
Speaker 1: don't know if we actually did the math. Maybe of
Speaker 1: us are gay and talking just the outside saying whatever
Speaker 1: you saying. But in terms of believing stats and numbers
Speaker 1: and ideas themselves, you're a coon if you're if you
Speaker 1: believe any statard number, or idea or research references for
Speaker 1: a second, if you believe any stats, any number, any
Speaker 1: idea that isn't done and conducted by black people, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a coon. You're a coon. Yep. And and for
Speaker 1: our listeners who might not be familiar explaining the cone breakdown,
Speaker 1: a cone for us, a con is someone who dances
Speaker 1: for the white man, bleeds for the white man, kisses
Speaker 1: the white man's toes, white woman's toes. Um. It's evolved
Speaker 1: since the days of the earliest conception of a coon
Speaker 1: was like a Flip Wilson or Sammy Cook Jr. These
Speaker 1: are the these ain't even real people. Motherfucker's David j
Speaker 1: It was a beautiful man, who's beautiful song that that was.
Speaker 1: I didn't believe his name because I was told that
Speaker 1: name by a white man. So I'll be jumbling the
Speaker 1: words around again. This is the white man's language, so
Speaker 1: I don't speak it very well. I speak my language,
Speaker 1: which which he was making up other nigga's names and
Speaker 1: combining them with people who didn't do anything bad to
Speaker 1: you in the first place. What is the bonyx? I
Speaker 1: don't know. You're gonna tell me that, ye no, But
Speaker 1: I genuinely believe that if you just fully at faith
Speaker 1: value take any information conducted by white people as fact,
Speaker 1: you're you're you're a blaring. If you don't know what
Speaker 1: a blaring it is, a black Karen, that's fair. I
Speaker 1: do think that I think there's some legitimacy to the
Speaker 1: argument that, like we now know enough to know that
Speaker 1: these be lying they've been lying to us, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, That's how they get you. And so
Speaker 1: we we can't sit here and just take at face
Speaker 1: value everything that's being told to us. To suggest that
Speaker 1: every single idea is uh coning is a wild stage.
Speaker 1: I'm excited to join you in this. Let me ask
Speaker 1: you this. Let me ask you this. If I have
Speaker 1: a revolver yep, and I put five bullets that motherfucker
Speaker 1: huh and I shoot one and nothing comes out of
Speaker 1: the gun, will you believe the white man if there's
Speaker 1: no more bullets in that gun? Okay? Well, you mixed
Speaker 1: a metaphor in a way that I'm not sure that
Speaker 1: I can trust even would you if I pulled the
Speaker 1: trigger again? You pulled, You packed this gun, but people
Speaker 1: made the gun. But the white man made the gun,
Speaker 1: and my kids and the man is the one assuring
Speaker 1: me that that gun will not fire anymore. You're already
Speaker 1: answering the wrong question because what we have is to
Speaker 1: a black man shooting another black man, and this is
Speaker 1: the situation shut up by the white man. Ship man,
Speaker 1: you did, That's how they get you. Man, You are
Speaker 1: spitting some knowledge here. Hold on. So you're saying that
Speaker 1: that the fact that I even considered the possibility that
Speaker 1: another black man would injure another black man, I'm already
Speaker 1: thinking the white man's exactly. Think I'm already trapped in
Speaker 1: the white man's trap. If a train leaves a station
Speaker 1: at four thirty, if a trade in Tampa, Florida leaves
Speaker 1: the station at four thirty and makes it to Vancouver
Speaker 1: at seven thirty, who created slavery? Right? Still? The white man?
Speaker 1: All right? So don't matter when that's why we got
Speaker 1: and then why are we talking about trains? Sure? Well, okay,
Speaker 1: so how do you deal with even times? Time. You're
Speaker 1: talking with me about to cont white Man's time, I believe, No,
Speaker 1: seven thirty is seven thirty in my calendar. You use
Speaker 1: the calendar to check your your clock exactly, So February
Speaker 1: third is six pm in Pacific Western Northern Ebonics time, right,
Speaker 1: you feel me? So I say say, like, like the
Speaker 1: white Man will call it five pm right now, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I call it today all right, because you're present,
Speaker 1: You're here. I'm here with my people marching. Brianna Taylor's
Speaker 1: murderers are still free at at the white Man's five pm.
Speaker 1: Brianna Taylor's killers are still out there. That's the only
Speaker 1: time I tell That's the only time I tell them.
Speaker 1: When these nigs are in and or out of jail.
Speaker 1: It's before Brianna's Tayler's killers are arrested and after exactly.
Speaker 1: And we only before right now, and honestly, with the
Speaker 1: white Man's hands, we will only be before until we're after.
Speaker 1: But only we can be after. Only we can put
Speaker 1: ourselves after if we're not before, because right now we're
Speaker 1: here before the after. I'll be honest, you hope up
Speaker 1: the ship out of that, because I didn't get none
Speaker 1: of it. I'm happy to be here. Here's that's that's
Speaker 1: because you've got the white man's bloody you bro, I
Speaker 1: do I have that dirty white man? Have that dirty
Speaker 1: white man blue blood? You know what you be pumpkin
Speaker 1: seeds and drinking their water and ship. Yeah, Lacroix are good.
Speaker 1: They're pretty disgusting, dude. Don't mean that that's mad water
Speaker 1: because it's spicy. Yeah, it's got the little bubbles and
Speaker 1: it's like if h quo is just screaming in my mouth,
Speaker 1: that's rude. They can sit down, go down my throat.
Speaker 1: I love Lacroix. I will say I was devastated to
Speaker 1: find out that they were putting the roach spray in
Speaker 1: their drink. You're devastated by the white man being the
Speaker 1: white man. Yeah, you know, there are times when you
Speaker 1: just forget. And maybe this goes back to your point
Speaker 1: that the white man is always present and always doing
Speaker 1: his thing, But there are times when you forget that, like, oh,
Speaker 1: everything is menacing, everything is evil, and you just want
Speaker 1: to relax and be like, oh, this nice drink where
Speaker 1: they tell me it tastes like pomegranate is a safe
Speaker 1: thing to enjoy, and they're like Nope, we put roach
Speaker 1: in there. Go ahead. That's what I'm saying. If you
Speaker 1: listen to this and you will closet the game man,
Speaker 1: which you're not, because you're on links fucking page. You
Speaker 1: know you're probably you are insanely out. You're so out
Speaker 1: that you ain't never even seen the closet though. You
Speaker 1: came out two parents and they encourage you be free.
Speaker 1: Go Yeah, you're so gay you forced to be a
Speaker 1: C section. That's like, I don't fun puts you like
Speaker 1: that coming out this bit here. No, I think there
Speaker 1: is a fair amount of legitimacy. I think that's where
Speaker 1: like that whole kyrie uh conspiracy came from where he
Speaker 1: was claiming the one where he was claiming that the
Speaker 1: earth was flat blah blah blah. I think part of
Speaker 1: him was trolling, right, but I think his greater point
Speaker 1: was like, question, Yeah, they taught us a bunch of
Speaker 1: ship that ain't we can prove isn't real. Now, what
Speaker 1: the funk are we listening to them about everything? For?
Speaker 1: That's the That's the shitty part about the whole thing
Speaker 1: is like even questioning them, Dave, the earth is not flat.
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna go out, No, not at all.
Speaker 1: But carry's a dumb main But he's good to question,
Speaker 1: he's right to question. He just questioned the wrong thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's he hasn't reached all the steps to realize what's
Speaker 1: worth questioning and what's worth just letting live, and so
Speaker 1: he's just like going to point at everything and be like,
Speaker 1: that's evil, that's wrong, that's blah blah blah, and it's like, No,
Speaker 1: somewhere along the journey you'll grow up and get a
Speaker 1: championship without Lebron and then you'll be like, oh, I
Speaker 1: can ask real questions, not just oh that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Saturn's around, the Moon's around the Sun. We're more than
Speaker 1: likely probably around. That makes a lot of sense. They're
Speaker 1: not just making that up because it doesn't have any
Speaker 1: gain for them, or does it? Or does it? And
Speaker 1: that's where I get confused, because I don't actually know
Speaker 1: what the potential gain would be in telling us that
Speaker 1: the Earth is round instead of flat, because if if
Speaker 1: you go on the other side of the flat Earth,
Speaker 1: that's where the rich is hiding all their money and
Speaker 1: where they're gonna go when the world ends. Oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Having research ship, I don't care about flat
Speaker 1: earther is at all. Right, But that's the argument. I
Speaker 1: think that was. That was one of the many arguments,
Speaker 1: is that the other side of the earth is where
Speaker 1: they're planning to escape. Hell yeah, and why can't we
Speaker 1: just walk over there the same way that they apparently
Speaker 1: have or they've flown over there in spaceships or some ship.
Speaker 1: I after that first, that was the first paragraph. So
Speaker 1: I went, no, I'm I'm gonna go watch YouTube videos
Speaker 1: at Takashi six nine making fun of nigger. Right, that's
Speaker 1: that's a sentence where you go check please. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: had enough, all right, I get I get, I get
Speaker 1: you guys are going no, I see, I see what
Speaker 1: you wanted here. And I personally am not the one
Speaker 1: to tell you absolutely not, but for me, I'm gonna leave.
Speaker 1: It's like the Wayward h conspiracy theory, where us what's
Speaker 1: her name? Q and on? Yeah, Q and q and
Speaker 1: on believes that Wayward this furniture company is naming their
Speaker 1: way Fair, way sorry, Wayfair, thank you are naming their
Speaker 1: is that what it's called Wayfair is hiding children in
Speaker 1: cabinets and dressers and ship and naming it after them.
Speaker 1: And what they were women children, Yeah, yeah, and they
Speaker 1: would like put the name of the kid and raise
Speaker 1: the price, and that's how you buy the kids when
Speaker 1: you come pick up the cabinet wherever the fucked. And
Speaker 1: so what I did was, like my friend truly believed
Speaker 1: the theory, and I just went Hurricane Katrina and then
Speaker 1: looked up a girl missing named Katrina, and I said,
Speaker 1: they're smuggling children in hurricanes. And she was just like, whatever, right,
Speaker 1: you're gonna play wrong. It's like you're being you're wrong.
Speaker 1: But that one was so fascinating because they were part
Speaker 1: of the thing that they were suggesting was that, Okay,
Speaker 1: these items are identical to the ones that we're seeing
Speaker 1: in other spaces right there selling these cabinets that you
Speaker 1: can buy on Amazon or or fucking over stock or
Speaker 1: whatever it is, and it's identical, but they're charging literally
Speaker 1: thousands of dollars more on Wayfair than explain when you
Speaker 1: go to Target, and then when you go to motherfucking
Speaker 1: the Gap and it's the same shirt, but the Gap
Speaker 1: got it for more hiding fetuses and that motherfucking v
Speaker 1: neck naked. Now, well, I mean like she gives me up.
Speaker 1: Because Amazon is cutting the market underneath. But I was
Speaker 1: about to say, I think that to your larger point,
Speaker 1: the questioning is correct. You should sit this is fucked
Speaker 1: up that Wayfair thinks they can charge me tens of
Speaker 1: thousands of dollars for a fucking cabinet that I could
Speaker 1: buy for way cheaper somewhere else, And you should know
Speaker 1: that that's a flaw of capitalism or a strategy of
Speaker 1: a bunch of rich people trying to take advantage of you.
Speaker 1: They're like, Nah, they're fucking babies. That's a whole kid
Speaker 1: in that motherfucker. Yeah, this is the real answer. Isn't
Speaker 1: as fun conspiracy theories and all of this ship. As
Speaker 1: a person who came I'm fully from the world of
Speaker 1: I used to watch hours and hours and hours of
Speaker 1: YouTube videos about the Luminati, and I truly believe that bills, Congress, Senate,
Speaker 1: presidential bills were all passed with Rihanna's period blood. Like
Speaker 1: there was no world where I did not believe that
Speaker 1: was happening. I believe that Beyonce to this day, I
Speaker 1: believe that Beyonce is a Cyborgan, that they have a
Speaker 1: real Beyonce tied up in some basement somewhere. You're getting
Speaker 1: no fight out of me. It's very It's just funner
Speaker 1: than realized that. It's like, oh, those old white people
Speaker 1: that wrote this system, we needed to at some point change.
Speaker 1: We never did, and so it's it's not as exciting
Speaker 1: to know that Beyonce is a real person who just
Speaker 1: never got healthy communication and therefore just seems detached even
Speaker 1: though she's hooped, super duper talented at everything she does.
Speaker 1: She blinks one eye at the time. Look at it.
Speaker 1: The fun is now breakdown this video where you watch
Speaker 1: Beyonce's I blink slightly slower than the other eye, and
Speaker 1: it's like, hello, whitch the matrix. I think conspiracy theories
Speaker 1: are in a lot of ways, sort of like the
Speaker 1: choose your own adventure for a life that otherwise just
Speaker 1: feels like a bad book. Yeah, it's like if I
Speaker 1: read this, that's yeah. Because because they're a black owned business, Yes,
Speaker 1: because we haven't been allowed to have bad ideas. We've
Speaker 1: always it's all that black excellent ship where we have
Speaker 1: to be promoting the best of us and always celebrating
Speaker 1: every moment. It's like, no, let's just let this dumb
Speaker 1: dude driff, let him go crazy with a bad idea.
Speaker 1: There was something really you know, uh, disturbing in what
Speaker 1: Nick Cannon landed on, but there was something nice in
Speaker 1: him being like, I'm gonna put my reading glasses on
Speaker 1: and make some shifted up and see where it lands.
Speaker 1: That one bummed me out because I finally did watch it,
Speaker 1: and it's just he's just wrong. He's wrong, and anti
Speaker 1: Semitism is just so played it's corny, boring. We gotta
Speaker 1: get on these Armenia nigga. If Nick Canna did that
Speaker 1: whole speech about Armenia would have been like, get that
Speaker 1: nigga back his show. The niggas who be having mirror stores.
Speaker 1: You mean those guys who play music outside my house. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're they're great. By no, I think I think that's
Speaker 1: the complications, Like we're seeing a bunch of people do
Speaker 1: a test run of like they're they're, like you said,
Speaker 1: they're just trying to figure out how to talk right,
Speaker 1: and we're watching them test room. But they have to
Speaker 1: too much money or power or uh oh, too much
Speaker 1: to the white man in the white man's world to
Speaker 1: be able to talk freely and say dumb shit and
Speaker 1: be wrong publicly, Like he should have known this ain't
Speaker 1: a public conversation go be wrong privately, but he did
Speaker 1: because the turbot was too tight and they gain't breathe
Speaker 1: in like fifteen years. Well, this has been a fantastic
Speaker 1: time change. So much for having me on your show. Man.
Speaker 1: I hope whatever you're trying to discover about yourself with
Speaker 1: this podcast you do. There's some deep seated hatred that
Speaker 1: you have towards hoteps and black men. I want to
Speaker 1: point that out as you continue down this journey to
Speaker 1: destroy us. Thank you so much. I won't figure out anything,
Speaker 1: and I'll continue to hate you from a far end.
Speaker 1: Up close, Jack, tell everybody where they can find you?
Speaker 1: Where where can they find you? Or I mean the
Speaker 1: world is over? So I just waited on a couple
Speaker 1: of projects that are coming out. We got Doomsday Podcast
Speaker 1: with me and Zack Fox still coming out, and uh.
Speaker 1: Other than that, watch Big Mouth the new season comes
Speaker 1: out and Uctober the Police, so tune into that. We
Speaker 1: got a real good episode for your ass um and
Speaker 1: a couple of other stuff that I can't say here.
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