Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling really ugly, So if you have any comments
Speaker 1: about my appearance, don't fucking say anything.
Speaker 2: Honestly, lately, i've been feeling fanastic. I've been feeling sexy
Speaker 2: as fuck. You just don't ask me to say the
Speaker 2: essence because I can't say them because I got veneers
Speaker 2: and I'm not used to it yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I told you you shouldn't have gone to like someone
Speaker 1: you found like via groupon.
Speaker 2: I told you need to shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like you you have a following, you
Speaker 1: could have used somebody gotten a discount and like gotten
Speaker 1: decent veneers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I like equality and being equal with everybody,
Speaker 2: and like, if I have something that other people don't have,
Speaker 2: it means I'm privileged, and I just I don't want
Speaker 2: to use that.
Speaker 1: You sound crazy, You sound like like a different person.
Speaker 2: I think you're fucked up.
Speaker 1: You look fucked up. You look weird, like something around
Speaker 1: you is weird today, and I can't.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: When we started the episode, a piece of your beard
Speaker 1: fell off?
Speaker 3: What like a drop of your beard?
Speaker 1: What was that?
Speaker 2: That was part of my two part wait when did
Speaker 2: you get them? Like three days ago?
Speaker 3: Oh so they're new now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why it's like I'm having trouble talking.
Speaker 1: Wait, why are the parts of them falling out if.
Speaker 3: You just got there?
Speaker 2: Because I got them fucking new Mexico. I drove the Arizona.
Speaker 3: Drow Arizona. Do they do really bad wars there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it is.
Speaker 1: They're cheap.
Speaker 2: Well, they don't take health insurance, so you.
Speaker 3: Had to pay out of pocket. How much was it
Speaker 3: out of park?
Speaker 2: Like they shaved my teeth down, It's like it was
Speaker 2: worth it. They cut them. Okay, so this is how
Speaker 2: it went. They took me to like spit pulling. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they took me to this like really scary house. People
Speaker 2: were like overdosing on penton on in the front. It
Speaker 2: was really scary. And they walked me through the front
Speaker 2: into this back room and it looked kind of nice
Speaker 2: that they had like a table of like.
Speaker 1: Like inside didn't look like an Airbnb.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly exactly so, but there was like a table
Speaker 2: in the back, not like a dance table, just like
Speaker 2: a regular table, and they were like.
Speaker 3: Lay on there a dinner table.
Speaker 2: They made me pay first too, which is really weird.
Speaker 2: But I was like whatever. I was like whatever, I'll
Speaker 2: just did so laid me down on the dinner table.
Speaker 2: They got out fucking you know those like jackhammers. There
Speaker 2: was like a mini version of a jackhammer, and they
Speaker 2: just started chiseling away.
Speaker 1: They probably got that off she in because they don't
Speaker 1: sell them in.
Speaker 2: And then you know the picks that you can get
Speaker 2: from Walmart to Finis shoes, and then they started going
Speaker 2: into my guns with.
Speaker 1: That and like pick they shake it away like we're
Speaker 1: you don't have gums anymore.
Speaker 2: Because I want I told them I want the white smile,
Speaker 2: so they put it as high up as they could go.
Speaker 3: You sound so like a different.
Speaker 4: Person, Drew. Can you show that just like the profile,
Speaker 4: if you look to the right of the beard, what
Speaker 4: about it?
Speaker 1: It just oh no, this looked that way, look that way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, something something weird happened.
Speaker 4: Something really strange is happening to the bottom of your beard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you gotta you gotta get a little I
Speaker 2: just gotta groom it a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't brush it this morning. Other than that,
Speaker 1: you look really good. Your hair is really glossy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you use like a color depositing conditioner.
Speaker 2: No, oh, I just woke up.
Speaker 3: Did you get a haircut?
Speaker 1: When you get got your you really got to like
Speaker 1: push in them.
Speaker 2: Whenever's happening here, there's it's nothing happened.
Speaker 4: It really seems like there's something happening.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, like look that way.
Speaker 3: Yeah it looks now? You fix it? Yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: what is so funny?
Speaker 1: I did the entire honestly shocked because.
Speaker 3: Like, you just want me to take off my beer.
Speaker 1: You want to take it off, I'll take it off.
Speaker 2: Take off? Oh my god, fuck you guys?
Speaker 1: Are you shaved?
Speaker 4: For you? You just pulled your beer?
Speaker 3: It just ripped it off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't give a fuck. I'm literally fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: Did that's not hurt?
Speaker 2: I'm fucking crazy. I'm crazy?
Speaker 1: Why did that happen? What?
Speaker 2: What did that?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: It's been three months, it's.
Speaker 1: Been happening for three months.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Why do you think I wear the hat?
Speaker 3: I did not know?
Speaker 1: Oh that turn to the side. Oh it goes all
Speaker 1: the way around.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did you do that on purpose?
Speaker 3: You're lying you did that on purpose?
Speaker 1: Oh? Why is it bumpy? It's literally bumpy.
Speaker 2: This is just how I'm born. This is how it's born.
Speaker 2: It's really hard for me to say. So, you just
Speaker 2: got to straight away from like words like is what
Speaker 2: it's hard for me to say.
Speaker 1: Esses, you should put the wig back on. You look
Speaker 1: really scary.
Speaker 2: I want the people to know who I am, and
Speaker 2: this is why I am. I'm ready to be the
Speaker 2: person I meant to be. I'm tired of hiding. God
Speaker 2: made me this way.
Speaker 1: God made you that way, and that's why you got
Speaker 1: one hundred and eighty dollars in the years.
Speaker 2: Yesterday, yeah, three days ago, Like shut the way.
Speaker 3: You say the thing about are your teeth shaved down
Speaker 3: under there?
Speaker 1: Yes, we should have got the the uh.
Speaker 2: Teeth faint around a little bit.
Speaker 1: We'll did that for another episode. But everybody just axercized,
Speaker 1: Oh you kind of look like I just also much spit.
Speaker 3: Caught in your mouth.
Speaker 1: Meet with my invisi line. Oh yeah, they did shave
Speaker 1: your teeth down. Your teeth look really tiny, and.
Speaker 2: We off these are my real teeth. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 1: Also, we have not spoken about our awesome banner.
Speaker 3: And why we have the banners.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have that.
Speaker 1: It's been a long time.
Speaker 2: It's been a long.
Speaker 3: Time coming.
Speaker 2: Sponsors for forty six.
Speaker 1: A year, almost a year in and you know when
Speaker 1: I started, I was like, fuck, this is stuff. We'll
Speaker 1: get ads our own way.
Speaker 2: It took a year, but it literally we did it.
Speaker 2: We did it. We're excited. Should we bust those open? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Should we do it?
Speaker 1: And then like, okay, so we got we got something
Speaker 1: to celebrate. It's like a gender reveal. I don't know
Speaker 1: how theyse work.
Speaker 2: You might wanna like duck out of those confetti cannons.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's scary.
Speaker 2: Wait, okay, it should be loud as honestly, three two one.
Speaker 2: That was so loud.
Speaker 4: My ears are ringing. I can't hear anything.
Speaker 2: My god, there's a hole in our ceiling. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: why was that so loud?
Speaker 4: I feel like I just got flash.
Speaker 2: My ears are bleeding. Oh it's all over me too,
Speaker 2: It's all over everywhere.
Speaker 3: We got it.
Speaker 1: We didn't even say anything.
Speaker 2: We buy suck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have ads, So from now on, click the
Speaker 1: fucking link in our bios, motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: Yep, click the links. Buy the products. You know, the drill. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but honestly, let's take an ad break right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you having a hard time getting to your
Speaker 1: laptop now that everything is covered in confetti.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really hard to use my laptop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny how you can't just be happy for us.
Speaker 4: Also, I can't hear anything. I just hear ringing.
Speaker 2: My ears are honestly leading like that was overwhelmingly but
Speaker 2: we did good at getting it in Unison kind of.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we did it at the same time somehow.
Speaker 2: Like my face burns so bad from this spirit gun.
Speaker 3: You want to wash your face kind of but not really.
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me know when you can't take it anymore.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What's awesome about all the confetti sticking to the ceiling
Speaker 1: is that every now and then it'll come down and
Speaker 1: there's one obviously.
Speaker 2: Kind of cute.
Speaker 4: Really Oh yeah it got out.
Speaker 2: It's on your shirt now. But thank you Future in
Speaker 2: You and Truth for reading those ads We love you,
Speaker 2: better help and manscaped.
Speaker 4: It was very natural. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I think we're good at it, right.
Speaker 4: This has been very natural and chill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's like it's like it's like we weren't
Speaker 1: even like talking about like a product.
Speaker 3: We just were like talking about ourselves.
Speaker 2: So much to our friends yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll make sure to make every ad about ourselves
Speaker 1: so it doesn't seem any different than any other episode.
Speaker 1: It's just us still talking about ourselves.
Speaker 2: Somehow, we'll make all of the ads watchable somehow.
Speaker 1: But you talking about your fake veneers. I want to
Speaker 1: talk about my dream. I don't know if you want
Speaker 1: to talk about your dream that you have.
Speaker 2: Mine was I I this may need to be censored.
Speaker 2: But it was literally an orgy where no sex happened,
Speaker 2: but it was like initiated but then nothing happened. And
Speaker 2: I swear to god it, I swear to God.
Speaker 4: People hanging out, you know, but but no, it.
Speaker 2: Was initiated to be an orgy, but we kept waiting
Speaker 2: for people to join, and like more and more people
Speaker 2: would join in.
Speaker 4: The way for people to ready up.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly would people join and then kind of tap out.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, everybody was waiting, and for some reason,
Speaker 2: I was like the ringleader and I didn't want to
Speaker 2: be and I remember being really uncomfortable and not wanting
Speaker 2: to do it. But then everybody just kind of got
Speaker 2: angry at me and we all just like walked away
Speaker 2: and we were at it was so it was so
Speaker 2: fucking weird because whatever, it doesn't even matter, like the
Speaker 2: set and setting. Actually, I just am uncomfortable saying it,
Speaker 2: so I don't want to say it.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well my dream was, Oh, was there confetti in
Speaker 1: your water cut? You could just drink it probably just
Speaker 1: has like lead.
Speaker 2: Yes, cosplay as a sea turtle, Oh, cosplays is that's
Speaker 2: what a sea turtle experience is every day with all
Speaker 2: the plastic that imagine you were a.
Speaker 1: Little fish trying to eat some fucking bacteria.
Speaker 2: We made sure this plastic was biodegradable that we.
Speaker 3: Really didn't now for.
Speaker 1: This is like this will be on this earth till
Speaker 1: we died in Paris.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a sea turtle cosplays you want me to eat
Speaker 4: the microplastics? These are macroplastics, this is these are big.
Speaker 1: In my dream, I went with like I was with Oryan,
Speaker 1: and we went to an esthetician to both like we
Speaker 1: were in the dream. We were in our like mid thirties,
Speaker 1: and we were like, honestly, I'm down to get a
Speaker 1: little botox, Like both of us, we're just like I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna get a little botox.
Speaker 2: I'm always down for botox.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like open to both.
Speaker 2: When whenever I need botox, I'm gonna get it. I
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck, but not like crazy botched. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna just like touch I don't give a fuck. It's
Speaker 2: just snake minim.
Speaker 1: But we like went to go get it. And Oryan
Speaker 1: filled out the form and in the.
Speaker 2: Dream literally sitting like and I hate when people comment
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: Then sit like a real man and spread your legs
Speaker 1: slut ill.
Speaker 4: That looks weird.
Speaker 2: I'm like with your hair, I actually think I have
Speaker 2: just giant callouses on my ass, like a baboon. Like
Speaker 2: I think that's literally like have you ever seen a
Speaker 2: callous baboon ass? Yes, that's Lily, because I realized, like
Speaker 2: after like episode thirty two, I don't feel this chair anymore.
Speaker 2: It's crazy, No, you don't feel the.
Speaker 1: Chair anymore because I think.
Speaker 3: I saw someone comments about it is you stood up.
Speaker 1: And nobody else says sees the deterioration. Also, you're fully
Speaker 1: gonna be the first human on earth with like a
Speaker 1: rare like sort of cancer.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've said that before. It's this is not safe
Speaker 2: at all to be touching on this.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But yeah, So in the dream, there was like
Speaker 1: you know the sheet that like makeup artists have to
Speaker 1: like draw on before like to like do creative.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like the little the like face charge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was that, and O'Ryan had went and filled
Speaker 1: it out for us, and I didn't see before she
Speaker 1: did it, and I like went and laid down and
Speaker 1: they like numb my face, and I like fell asleep
Speaker 1: while they did it. When I woke looked in the mirror,
Speaker 1: I looked fucking crazy, and she had given me lip filler,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't want lip filler. And
Speaker 1: then she was like, your friend filled it out like that.
Speaker 1: And I looked at O'Ryan and she had gotten lip filler,
Speaker 1: but hers looked really good, but I was having like
Speaker 1: an allergic reaction and I looked fucking awful. And I
Speaker 1: just spent the whole dream freaking the fuck out. And
Speaker 1: I remember we paid her literally like I called my friend.
Speaker 1: I facetimed him and I was like, dude, look at me,
Speaker 1: like what the fuck? And he was like why would
Speaker 1: you do that? Like how much did you spend on that?
Speaker 1: And I was like it was literally thirty four dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah. That reminded me of that.
Speaker 1: And it gave me a new fear because I'm just
Speaker 1: like I've thought about getting lip filler, but then I
Speaker 1: know that would happen to me, like.
Speaker 2: I would get ready botched.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would be bought.
Speaker 2: That's the thing with any like any kind of elective
Speaker 2: surgery that i'd ever like get, it would be botched
Speaker 2: and I would be like thirty six times uglier than before.
Speaker 1: That's literally what I like.
Speaker 3: Don't dabble in that stuff.
Speaker 1: Also because like, if I'm being honest, God did make
Speaker 1: me very perfectly.
Speaker 2: I was about to say the same thing, God made perfect.
Speaker 3: You should get something done though, A few things?
Speaker 2: What the fuck I could?
Speaker 1: I could write up a list and like texted to
Speaker 1: you so you don't forget it.
Speaker 4: Like what.
Speaker 1: Probably like, first of all, something.
Speaker 3: About the hair.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm not doing anything about my goddamn hair. Okay, fine,
Speaker 2: I can get a brand deal to Turkey to get
Speaker 2: my hair replacement. And I have a yeah, and I
Speaker 2: have a plus one.
Speaker 1: You're taking me?
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean I was. I didn't really want to
Speaker 2: take you. You kind of just invited yourself.
Speaker 3: And now you can't uninvite me.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not inviting you.
Speaker 1: Wait, So am I going to Turkey with you or no, No,
Speaker 1: who's going who's gonna like, who's gonna really take care
Speaker 1: of you after your surgery?
Speaker 2: That thing is gonna go. But the thing is is
Speaker 2: if I took you to take care of me after
Speaker 2: my surgery, you would not take care of me after
Speaker 2: my surgery. You have made it very abundantly clear that
Speaker 2: if I was ever hopped up, laid up like paraplegic,
Speaker 2: whatever it is, you would not take care of me.
Speaker 2: And I know if I got a hair transfer surgery,
Speaker 2: you would not.
Speaker 1: No, that's different like take care of you for like
Speaker 1: three days versus like what now, Like I have to
Speaker 1: wipe your fucking ass.
Speaker 3: I'm not wiping your ass, right I would?
Speaker 2: I would, Yeah, KAI would wipe my ass.
Speaker 1: Even if like my lifelong partner.
Speaker 2: And I would wipe the shit off of your ass.
Speaker 2: I would go fucking hard, like getting that shit out
Speaker 2: of your butt.
Speaker 1: But it kind of sounds like you want to do that,
Speaker 1: like just naturally. Yeah, you don't think there's anything weird
Speaker 1: about you wanting to wipe the poop off.
Speaker 2: No, it's just my primal urge to take care of
Speaker 2: people and it's also a little bit sexual.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I would not take care of you. No,
Speaker 1: I would take care of you for like three days.
Speaker 1: But bitch, if you like, oh, I have to put
Speaker 1: you into my car.
Speaker 2: No, you wouldn't pick me up.
Speaker 3: No, you're a big girl, and.
Speaker 2: I would lose so much weight.
Speaker 1: You say it like you'd be fucking dumble Lina, Bitch,
Speaker 1: you'd still be a grown ass man with bah.
Speaker 2: God, you're so annoying and mean.
Speaker 1: Anybody want to ask me what happened at dinner the
Speaker 1: other night?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what happened at dinner the other night
Speaker 2: that you you wanted to bring up to me, but
Speaker 2: you're like, let's let's save it for the podcast.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 1: It was the craziest experience I've ever had. Like I
Speaker 1: had men like hit on me and my friends, or
Speaker 1: like I've seen my like friends be hit on by men.
Speaker 1: But this was the funniest thing ever. Like we literally
Speaker 1: were cracking up. So it was me, O'Ryan and Rain.
Speaker 1: We went to a dinner and it was like like
Speaker 1: cute restaurant, Like it was pretty packed, but by the
Speaker 1: time we were like getting our meals, it had kind
Speaker 1: of emptied out, so there were a bunch of empty tables.
Speaker 1: And it's one of the restaurants that has like the
Speaker 1: things where you can draw, So we're all drawing like
Speaker 1: crosses and hearts and stuff, but like, O Ryan's side,
Speaker 1: she's sitting alone, so there's a whole area where she's
Speaker 1: just filling it with like crosses and ribbons and like
Speaker 1: all this stuff.
Speaker 3: So it's very busy.
Speaker 4: Girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very visible on a Ryan's side.
Speaker 1: So we're just sitting there and then like Rain goes,
Speaker 1: oh my God, like to me, and I'm like hout,
Speaker 1: and I look, and it was this fucking random ass
Speaker 1: white dude with painted nails like pointing to the table
Speaker 1: next to us.
Speaker 3: But it was a straight.
Speaker 1: White dude like like yeah, you know exactly the vibe
Speaker 1: like like sweater like almost long hair and like his
Speaker 1: like little manicure, like okay, get a grip, like you're ugly.
Speaker 1: So he like pointed to the table right next to us,
Speaker 1: and Ring was like, really, like, of all the tables,
Speaker 1: like you know, he has to sit next to us,
Speaker 1: Like she didn't say all of that, but she.
Speaker 2: Was like really way like he was pointing there to
Speaker 2: sit there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like the.
Speaker 1: Waiter was like, do you have anywhere you want to sit?
Speaker 1: And he pointed to the table right next to us.
Speaker 1: Mind you, there was like tables everywhere, and they were
Speaker 1: close tables because it's like kind of like an intimate
Speaker 1: like close restaurant, and it was very close to us.
Speaker 1: So he sat down and like looked at the table
Speaker 1: and like immediately is like I like the drawings.
Speaker 3: Like he said that, and we were all.
Speaker 1: Like, okay, so far not Yeah, it's not the worst
Speaker 1: thing in Arinder is like okay, thank you, and he
Speaker 1: sits down and he's just like staring at us, like
Speaker 1: it's in this one long booth and he has his
Speaker 1: body turned to Orion basically and is like staring at
Speaker 1: us while we talk.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not his fault that y'all are so hot,
Speaker 2: Like that's on you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is kind of your like.
Speaker 2: Be less pretty and you get stared at less.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say, like it is like honestly, it's
Speaker 1: should I just get into it?
Speaker 2: It's yeah, get into it. Really, we've talked about our.
Speaker 1: Life being like one of the hottest women in La.
Speaker 2: No, I've seen it with my own two eyes because
Speaker 2: I'm like technically the hottest man in La and it's
Speaker 2: just like, no, it's really hard, like like.
Speaker 1: Why do you have to make it about yourself.
Speaker 2: But us being the duo? You know, look.
Speaker 1: At your head right now you might have gotten like.
Speaker 2: That, well, three fucking months ago was the hottest man
Speaker 2: alive and you want to bring in my fucking hair again.
Speaker 3: Okay, put that hat back on.
Speaker 4: But this is like what we always talk about, how
Speaker 4: hard it is for women to be really hot and
Speaker 4: like just exists, I know, like always.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and y'all's free time when you like touch each.
Speaker 3: Other and stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I mean I don't know why you have to bring
Speaker 4: that up.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, no, I'm just saying it's really hard
Speaker 2: for you to be beautiful and also really hard for
Speaker 2: me to be sexy. And that's all I'm getting at.
Speaker 2: And it's okay, we can both be hot.
Speaker 1: Okay. Anyways, so yeah, being like cries yourself to sleep
Speaker 1: because it hurts. It hurts my feelings. Like sometimes when
Speaker 1: people compliments me, I'm like, you know what's so sad
Speaker 1: is you wish you could look like me and you
Speaker 1: just never will.
Speaker 3: There is no getting to look like me.
Speaker 1: Like all the surgeons in the world couldn't make it
Speaker 1: hap because I will I okay, And like, this is honestly,
Speaker 1: this is just me being real and has to be said.
Speaker 1: Some of you are really ugly, and that's okay because
Speaker 1: we you know what, it's like, we need the ugly people.
Speaker 2: Just to make us look prettier, because where would we be.
Speaker 2: There's a place in society for the ugly folks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like, honestly, thank you guys, thank you to
Speaker 1: anybody who's ugly watching, like, because we need out to.
Speaker 2: The ugly people. Yeah, I need you for you. I
Speaker 2: feel out for the ugly people. I feel bad for you.
Speaker 2: We need you.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it's just people with anxiety.
Speaker 5: Yeah, down, let me just put So he's just like
Speaker 5: staring at a rinde and we're like trying to ignore it,
Speaker 5: but we're already kind of cracking up because we can't
Speaker 5: believe like his lack of he's not even trying to
Speaker 5: hide the fact.
Speaker 3: That he's eavesdropping.
Speaker 1: Like at one point he like butts in and says
Speaker 1: something else to us and we were like, yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: because we were just like talking about work and stuff
Speaker 1: and he butted He's like, I really fuck with the
Speaker 1: vibe that like you guys like understand your value. That's
Speaker 1: really awesome, like said that to us and we were.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I agree with him. Understanding your value it's
Speaker 2: important and you're likely the character.
Speaker 1: No, he actually was, no, but this is what made
Speaker 1: us all fucking crack up. So we're sitting there whatever,
Speaker 1: and I like have a perfect view of him because
Speaker 1: Rain is to my side, so like she looked at him.
Speaker 3: It would be too crazy.
Speaker 1: But since a RAN's across from me, like he's fully
Speaker 1: in my eyesight, We're sitting there eating and he gets
Speaker 1: brought his fucking food and I just.
Speaker 2: See him go like this, oh no, you saw the crosses,
Speaker 2: and he started faking prayer.
Speaker 1: He had a laundry list to God because he was
Speaker 1: in that position for so long, and you're an audio listener,
Speaker 1: he just put his hands up classic style, started praying
Speaker 1: like hand together, like someone was about to take a
Speaker 1: picture of him in twenty fourteen, like literally pray.
Speaker 2: You fourteen twelve, twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: No, because in twenty fourteen when everybody like because of
Speaker 1: Drake would do like the sixth thing, like literally that
Speaker 1: was his vibe. So he and he was silent for
Speaker 1: so long and I like was looking at him and
Speaker 1: I just go oh, and I like, I like told
Speaker 1: them and I just like looked them in the eyes
Speaker 1: and I was like and they all, like both of
Speaker 1: them looked and we just started laughing and then Ray
Speaker 1: he was.
Speaker 2: Straight up faking before.
Speaker 1: No, he was, and so then he Rain picked up
Speaker 1: her phone and was like, oh, Ryan couldn't look because
Speaker 1: she was scared he would look up. And Rain put
Speaker 1: her phone right in front of him and was like,
Speaker 1: did I show you guys this? And O'Ryan looked at
Speaker 1: the phone to like look at him, and we just
Speaker 1: started so racking up. And then whatever, we move on,
Speaker 1: and like he's eating and still just obviously fucking eavesdropping
Speaker 1: because he's like just staring at us while he eats. Bitch,
Speaker 1: tell me why because he got a appetize, he got
Speaker 1: a sun. Tell me why they brought him his spaghetti.
Speaker 3: That's what he did again.
Speaker 1: He went back into fucking praying mode.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, I prayed over his water and
Speaker 2: me when I've.
Speaker 1: Never fucking prayed in my life, and I think I
Speaker 1: have to pray for every course of the meal.
Speaker 2: Like that's so sick.
Speaker 1: And he did it again, and dude, we were dying loud, honest,
Speaker 1: and I support it and yeah, and then we like
Speaker 1: all just like kept talking and he like butted in
Speaker 1: one more time. I was like, sorry, I'm like eavesdropping,
Speaker 1: like you guys are just so interesting, and we were.
Speaker 2: Like, okay, you should have just invited in the city
Speaker 2: at your table, I started making Probably could have made
Speaker 2: a friend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who would have fingered me a fingering friend? Everybody
Speaker 1: needs a fingering friend?
Speaker 3: Can I just say that?
Speaker 1: Can I just say that everybody we have a BF,
Speaker 1: but we need an f F, a fingering friend.
Speaker 2: I don't even allowed to say that.
Speaker 1: Why am I not allowed to say that.
Speaker 3: I need a fingering friend.
Speaker 1: I'm just as a woman, I'm speaking when I need.
Speaker 4: It's true, like she's just expressing herself.
Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up, you're not qualified. Okay, Yeah, is that.
Speaker 2: True though, that you're just expressing yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's usually what I'm doing when I just like.
Speaker 4: Speak, Drew, and I love when women express what she's doing.
Speaker 3: To the mic.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Stop. Drew showed me a video of him doing
Speaker 1: like a spin table pottery thing and it actually grossed me.
Speaker 2: Oh it was it's I have to watch it again
Speaker 2: real quick. We'll add it on the screen for you. Guys.
Speaker 1: But it's honestly, you're not allowed to put that public
Speaker 1: because it's nasty.
Speaker 2: And no, it's honestly the most sexual I think I've
Speaker 2: ever been in my life. And it's not like publicly sexual,
Speaker 2: and it's not even like I was trying to be.
Speaker 2: It's just like pottery is naturally just like sexy for
Speaker 2: some reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that movie Ghost
Speaker 2: where they like, yeah, here we go.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait, the thing is like it is on purpose.
Speaker 2: No, I was really into it there it is. We're
Speaker 2: about to get in there.
Speaker 3: Perfect.
Speaker 4: This sound sounds so fucking naughty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, like even though, like and then you're.
Speaker 4: Like under your breath saying like this looks so good.
Speaker 3: So you just get into it.
Speaker 2: You just get into it.
Speaker 1: I remember when you mean over I try to go
Speaker 1: to pottery.
Speaker 2: Like they fucking kicked this out. They're like, fuck you, guys.
Speaker 2: We were like we booked the class and we're like, sorry,
Speaker 2: we overbooked, you have to go, and we were like, okay,
Speaker 2: we'll take one for the team, but fuck you. And
Speaker 2: they didn't give us our money back or a voucher
Speaker 2: to come back.
Speaker 4: Really, yeah, that seems illegal.
Speaker 2: I mean, take it up with them.
Speaker 1: Kay cares that much, but yeah, and then he left
Speaker 1: and we just fucking died laughing because I couldn't.
Speaker 2: Believe y'all are so mean.
Speaker 3: Were mean.
Speaker 2: He was probably just like having the time of his life.
Speaker 2: He probably has a different story.
Speaker 4: He's probably eat with anybody.
Speaker 2: Was just he was alone, really and he chose yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah literally he oh.
Speaker 1: He made a joke about it. He was like, sorry,
Speaker 1: I was eavesdropping, like because you know, the guy across
Speaker 1: the day wasn't too funny and there was no one
Speaker 1: there and we were like.
Speaker 2: You know what happened is he has a completely different
Speaker 2: perspective on this. He was like, I talked to three
Speaker 2: gorgeous women and it was like so epic for me
Speaker 2: to do. And he was probably like so excited to
Speaker 2: get out of his shell and he was just like
Speaker 2: I am, like he was.
Speaker 1: So excited to see our Orion's like little like shitty
Speaker 1: doodles at a border while she was talking and see
Speaker 1: the two crosses and be like, yeah.
Speaker 6: Someone is we like were dressed like hella like the pilgrimage,
Speaker 6: like because we were all in our like nightgown straight
Speaker 6: up looked like our vibe was Jesus, like we were
Speaker 6: serving Jesus.
Speaker 1: Speaking of that, Yeah, we have we have another one
Speaker 1: coming up.
Speaker 2: Let's yeah, let's hear from future Druidi. Yeah. I someone
Speaker 2: made a TikTok of like my movements and how like
Speaker 2: yosified they are, and now I'm insecure about it. It's
Speaker 2: like when I like move my hair across or like
Speaker 2: move my she like that, people like your movements are yosified,
Speaker 2: And I just did it, and then I realized that
Speaker 2: I'm doing exactly what people are making fun of me
Speaker 2: for when how does that make you feel terrible?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should write a book about it and sell
Speaker 1: to somebody who gives a fuck, because I literally don't.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm just I'm just a.
Speaker 1: Woman saying how I feel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my new star.
Speaker 1: That's my summer.
Speaker 4: We do like that.
Speaker 2: My summer twenty two mood, the big mood and mood
Speaker 2: shmood shmood.
Speaker 1: My summer twenty two mood is restarting ask FM and
Speaker 1: bullying the fuck out of people and non or bullying
Speaker 1: myself so that people feel empathy for.
Speaker 2: Me in putting it publicly. It's like those people who
Speaker 2: like do like the questions on I G and they
Speaker 2: asked themselves the questions and screenshot it and posted on
Speaker 2: their story, and it's like, how are you so sexy?
Speaker 2: Or like you're so sexy? How big is your penis?
Speaker 2: Have you seen those people where they don't realize that,
Speaker 2: like you can tell that they asked the questions to themselves. No, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's really humiliating.
Speaker 4: How can you tell I'm okay? Damn seriously, how can
Speaker 4: you tell?
Speaker 3: I did just do a Q and A on? He
Speaker 3: opened that up on his Instagram.
Speaker 2: So those questions asked by other people or about you
Speaker 2: other people? I don't He just like types the question
Speaker 2: into the bar and screenshotted it and then posted it
Speaker 2: onto a story.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe it was on purpose and you missed the comedic.
Speaker 2: Like, no, it was not on purpose at all, so
Speaker 2: we know it's a boy. Yeah, it was not on purpose.
Speaker 1: As a man, why are you asking yourself questions? You
Speaker 1: should be silent?
Speaker 2: Literally no. Back to ask FM, that shit was scary.
Speaker 2: I fucking hated ASKfm. It like it gave me trauma.
Speaker 2: We had asked FM and then we had this thing
Speaker 2: called yik yak at our school. Do you know what
Speaker 2: yak yak?
Speaker 1: Yea.
Speaker 2: Have I talked about this before. It's like that yik
Speaker 2: yak is like this app that like you it's basically
Speaker 2: just for your school district, and it liked it opens
Speaker 2: up like a public social media but it's within like
Speaker 2: a five mile radius or something. And basically once our
Speaker 2: high school got ahold of it, it was just like
Speaker 2: airing out everybody's business that nobody needed to know and
Speaker 2: like saying really gnarly shit and like bullying certain kids,
Speaker 2: and like for the most part, like I stay like
Speaker 2: steered clear of it, Like it was totally chill, like
Speaker 2: no one said shit about me. And this was like
Speaker 2: at the beginning of like social media shit. So I
Speaker 2: was like terrified someone would have something to say about
Speaker 2: that because I so insecure about it. But near the
Speaker 2: end of its life, because it got canceled because people
Speaker 2: were like sending fucking death threats and like bomb threats
Speaker 2: and school shooting threats and all this crazy ship onto it,
Speaker 2: so the school district was able to like ban it
Speaker 2: and get it like banned from our school. But right
Speaker 2: before the end of it, someone wrote on there that
Speaker 2: I got I was getting head and had a seizure
Speaker 2: while driving and crashed the car, and people believed that.
Speaker 2: People believed that I was getting head. I had a
Speaker 2: seizure and crash my car.
Speaker 1: People believe that you were getting headed.
Speaker 2: So like, no, no, I think it's like super chill,
Speaker 2: getting the best. And I did not deny it. I
Speaker 2: didn't say, I didn't confirm or deny. I just let
Speaker 2: people believe it.
Speaker 3: And I was just well, was it true?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was true.
Speaker 3: That's fucked up. It's not cool now that.
Speaker 2: I know you actually that, I think that's very cool.
Speaker 4: That's like something that would happen to Playboy CARDI.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. And and I was on lean like you were.
Speaker 3: You were drinking and driving.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sipping and driving.
Speaker 4: That's so cool.
Speaker 1: So wait, that's probably why you crushed your car. It's
Speaker 1: not because of the seizure.
Speaker 2: It's because of the No, I had a seizure because
Speaker 2: of the lean, because the head was so good. No,
Speaker 2: because I was overdose.
Speaker 4: They had Yakyak at UCLA and it was like really
Speaker 4: intense because I was very depressed at UCLA. And then
Speaker 4: I would just like go on it and it was
Speaker 4: just people fucking They had like a oh it was
Speaker 4: they had the snapchat that was linked to yak yak somehow,
Speaker 4: and then people would like.
Speaker 2: Very voyeuristic just upload themselves having sex.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people would upload like videos of themselves having sex.
Speaker 4: And everyone that I knew that was like also depressed,
Speaker 4: was like, this is not my college experience, Like what
Speaker 4: the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: Oh that's so sad to see and it looks fucking it.
Speaker 4: Yeah it looks really I.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, you're just a virgin doing your virgins. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's embarrassing. They should write a movie about that.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's embarrassing to like get smarter and learn, but.
Speaker 2: No, not have sex, Humilion.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just because you don't have sex doesn't mean you're
Speaker 4: not cool.
Speaker 1: That's literally what a virgin fucking loser would say.
Speaker 4: It was what a virgin loser would say.
Speaker 1: We didn't have yik yak. I remember I found out
Speaker 1: about it on Twitter and I like downloaded it and
Speaker 1: literally it was like desolate.
Speaker 3: Nobody had yik yak in my area.
Speaker 1: And honestly, nobody even in my area did like ask fm,
Speaker 1: but I would do ask FB hard about like internet
Speaker 1: user shit and did you ever ask anybody anything on ASKfm?
Speaker 2: I was never an nimous bully. I just like ask
Speaker 2: people questions. I was like genuinely curious about but unanimously
Speaker 2: because I didn't want people to know it was me.
Speaker 2: And also I just liked giving people content type vibes
Speaker 2: because I felt bad when like my friends would do
Speaker 2: it and they would get like bodied, like they didn't
Speaker 2: want to answer these really mean questions. So I'd ask
Speaker 2: the nice ones. I was basically a saint.
Speaker 3: Yeah you were an angel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sound like a really good person.
Speaker 1: I never asked anybody questions because I was too scared
Speaker 1: that somehow they would link it into my I p
Speaker 1: a dressed and note with me, and I was too
Speaker 1: and I was too scared of anybody actually knowing me.
Speaker 1: But I would ask myself Hella questions.
Speaker 3: To get because you gotta you gotta like get.
Speaker 1: It jump started, because sometimes people are like they don't
Speaker 1: want to ask you anything because they like think everyone
Speaker 1: else is asking any Huh.
Speaker 2: I never had one like, I never did one publicly.
Speaker 2: I was just like a viewer. I was warrior stick
Speaker 2: speaking of uh ask f M. Do you remember Keeek
Speaker 2: and Kick?
Speaker 3: Yes? I had Kick.
Speaker 2: That was Hella groomy. That was where our generation went
Speaker 2: to get Guru.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of kids at my school had Kick
Speaker 1: though too.
Speaker 2: Peek was literally the first vine TikTok like it was.
Speaker 2: It was before Vine, and.
Speaker 1: I wasn't like a keeek girl kid girl.
Speaker 2: I had a video go viral and Keek, and then
Speaker 2: I moved from Keek to Vine, or I moved from
Speaker 2: Keek to gift Boom, from gift Boom to Vine, from
Speaker 2: Vine to now.
Speaker 1: The kick is where I thought I was talking to
Speaker 1: Bella Thorne.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's so embarrassing you catfish?
Speaker 3: Yeah, me getting catfish.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I was catfish like a handful of times,
Speaker 1: oh for sure, like one hundred.
Speaker 2: That's so funny that that like girl. She was probably
Speaker 2: your age. She was probably like nine or ten as well,
Speaker 2: and she just like was living her Bella Thorne Fantasyl Thorne.
Speaker 1: But I was definitely like catfished by like people who
Speaker 1: I thought were like cute guys, and it was probably
Speaker 1: older men being weird.
Speaker 2: With me for sure. Yeah, yeah, like a hundred.
Speaker 1: During like Tumblr era where there was literally no way
Speaker 1: to identify if people were real or not. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: catfish Central. I was making hole the catfish.
Speaker 3: But you know what matter.
Speaker 2: I had something to talk about and I fucking forgot it.
Speaker 2: Hold and keep going on.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter because at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: like I was getting my attention. So you can feel
Speaker 1: embarrassed by being catfished, or you'd be satisfied with the
Speaker 1: attention you got no matter who it was on the
Speaker 1: other side of the screen.
Speaker 2: Fuck, there was another thing around that area that we
Speaker 2: all experienced, like we've all talked about omegle what else? Like, fuck,
Speaker 2: it was so good too, goddamn it? Should I just
Speaker 2: keep fine. I'm just trying to kill myself. I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna kill myself.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's not the solution.
Speaker 2: That's this is my last episode I called ugly. I
Speaker 2: had to rip out my fucking vine years when I've
Speaker 2: heard I'm so ugly, I'm so ugly. Bye, I'm feeling myself.
Speaker 2: Jesus christ Like, what do you want from me?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you are a freak.
Speaker 1: But you know what I was talking to Christian about
Speaker 1: yesterday we didn't have Amazon.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that is so weird. And our Netflix was
Speaker 2: delivered to the door in the mail. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't have Netflix until like way later in high school.
Speaker 1: I think like maybe senior year is when I like
Speaker 1: had like when Netflix was like really a thing people
Speaker 1: were Actually.
Speaker 2: It was just like when Stranger Things came.
Speaker 3: Out everything on it. That was like when I started.
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, have I told you that I'm
Speaker 2: friends with Finn Wolfired from Strangers.
Speaker 1: Forget his name?
Speaker 2: No you don't know him. I mean we're like really
Speaker 2: close friends. Like do you know the show Stranger Things?
Speaker 2: What is that child starfin Wolf haireden Netflix?
Speaker 1: No, I don't watch TV.
Speaker 3: I'm not allowed to.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I know who that is. I think
Speaker 4: that's very cool.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Kay, he's making it up.
Speaker 1: He's not friends with that person.
Speaker 2: I have a bunch of photos with him. Insert photoshop
Speaker 2: photos of me and also cut that just for a
Speaker 2: reminder for me to photoshop them. See.
Speaker 3: No, we're not going to cut that girl.
Speaker 2: But I just came back into my fucking bradle. What
Speaker 2: I was thinking of? Oh fuck, I posted on my
Speaker 2: goddamn meme account, and it's it's it's it's coming, it's
Speaker 2: coming in fandom. Yes, what we need to bring back
Speaker 2: fandomware for the mat gala. Straight up, that's what we
Speaker 2: need to do. But literally, fandomware is so sick. And
Speaker 2: there's like this post that I posted on my meme
Speaker 2: account that you bitches are trying so hard to get into.
Speaker 2: It's honestly kind of embarrassing, and you're not getting in
Speaker 2: to give it up. I've had over like five thousand
Speaker 2: requests on that account, and like, I haven't never publicly
Speaker 2: stated what the account is, and they've just found it.
Speaker 2: I don't know how they've found it. It's fucking crazy,
Speaker 2: but they think that my Finsta is my meme account,
Speaker 2: and that my meme account is my Finsta. They're like,
Speaker 2: oh the old ones, the new ones, bleep those and
Speaker 2: you bitches there couldn't be more wrong. It's so embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Sound like you said, you bitches are cray more wrong.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's my CLM crash, but yeah, fandomware. I just saw
Speaker 2: this picture of like Louis and or like one of
Speaker 2: these Louis outfits. Yeah, the suspenders. I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: doing that for a YouTube video. I don't give a fuck,
Speaker 2: like I'm doing that for a YouTube video. Like I
Speaker 2: never truly experienced one direction, and I've always been jealous
Speaker 2: of the people who did. And now I'm going to
Speaker 2: experience one direction as an adult, bitch, I just have
Speaker 2: an age progressing series on my YouTube channel. Like that's
Speaker 2: literally like at the end of the day, like I'm
Speaker 2: proposing to my cousin age regressing. No, I'm just saying
Speaker 2: it's just like, how fucking weird my YouTube channel is.
Speaker 3: But I was like, did you do that as a kid?
Speaker 2: The while everybody was fans of one direction? I was
Speaker 2: a Miley and Beyonce girl.
Speaker 1: You see the one direction girls were tapped into everything though,
Speaker 1: because because we were still tapped into Miley, Like it
Speaker 1: was like still like.
Speaker 2: You probably didn't have a relation the relationship that I
Speaker 2: had with her. But that's okay, Like you can have
Speaker 2: one direction, but I have Miley. You were at playing
Speaker 2: the same game.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, I liked like twin.
Speaker 1: That makes sense because you were really.
Speaker 4: Fucking old and Likedki.
Speaker 2: Yeah. When we were like okay for tattoo, like you're
Speaker 2: fucking weirdo okay, yeah, because no, leave him.
Speaker 1: It makes sense when we were fourteen, like twenty.
Speaker 4: Six, virg I wasn't twenty six, Yeah, right, you were fourteen.
Speaker 2: I wasn't.
Speaker 4: No, I was like seventeen.
Speaker 2: I was like, you got that affair. We were fuck,
Speaker 2: I lost track. I lost track A Miley girl, Beyonce.
Speaker 3: Girl, I was, you know what it was.
Speaker 2: I was a Beyonce my I G it's really fucking embarrassing.
Speaker 2: And I was a lot of.
Speaker 3: Girl archive white a lot oh yeah, Lana.
Speaker 2: But I was, She's so beautiful.
Speaker 1: I was a Beyonce girl when I was really young,
Speaker 1: and then I became a Justin Bieber girl, and then
Speaker 1: I became a one direction girl. And then in that
Speaker 1: one direction fandom, you had to be dabbling in the
Speaker 1: other girls because it was the whole culture. But like see,
Speaker 1: one direction was top of my priorities I had. I've
Speaker 1: gotten the tweet from now Horan like I was there,
Speaker 1: Like I was literally there.
Speaker 2: Dawn is he alive? Nile Yeah, in his London flat.
Speaker 1: If any of them died, I would kill myself.
Speaker 2: Nile Horn passed away in his London flat. It's a
Speaker 2: news story, right.
Speaker 1: Wait where is he?
Speaker 3: We need to find out? Right now?
Speaker 1: Wait, that's how I started my YouTube channel. It's a
Speaker 1: video that I have privated since. But literally my first
Speaker 1: YouTube video was about saying leaving one direction damn Yeah,
Speaker 1: I swear to god. That was like because that's how
Speaker 1: I started. I started on the internet.
Speaker 2: Because do you have it archived or did you delete it?
Speaker 3: No, it's it's just privated.
Speaker 2: You need to see that.
Speaker 3: No, I would.
Speaker 2: Are you still embarrassing ship back then?
Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, it's like cute and endearing to me.
Speaker 1: No, it's I'm still not there.
Speaker 3: Maybe when I'm old like you it will be. But yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't need to be.
Speaker 2: Damn, Damn.
Speaker 1: I think I've archived a few of my like, honestly,
Speaker 1: should we do that for the rest of the videos?
Speaker 3: The old ID post.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing right now. I'm in deep.
Speaker 1: We gotta picture HIGI make it so that you could
Speaker 1: look at your last post, like I shouldn't have a
Speaker 1: public Instagram that has eight hundred and thirty posts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is kind of crazy. But we're looking at
Speaker 2: a picture that I posted of Miley Cyrus and it
Speaker 2: says basedop. Then we're looking at a post of my
Speaker 2: YouTube channel with thirty four subscribers in this banner that
Speaker 2: I made that I was so proud of. I was like,
Speaker 2: this is so tumblr, like this is eating And then
Speaker 2: do you know what this quote is? What pick your
Speaker 2: balls up off the floor. No, it's like Harry or
Speaker 2: Nile or Liam. Someone said that to one of them
Speaker 2: in the band. I think Liam said it to Harry Mabe.
Speaker 3: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I simply don't remember.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I gotta look it up.
Speaker 3: I need to archive, like half my ig. This is
Speaker 3: too much.
Speaker 2: Pick your balls up off the floor. And I thought
Speaker 2: it was like it was like salad in the wind
Speaker 2: type vibe. Liam tweeted it. Pick up, yeah, look here
Speaker 2: it is. Liam tweeted, damn, pick your balls up off
Speaker 2: the floor and get on with it instead of taking
Speaker 2: advantage of every word said and twisting it for your
Speaker 2: own game. I thought that was the funniest shit ever,
Speaker 2: so much so that I posted this and I was
Speaker 2: high as fucking that picture.
Speaker 3: This I was. I was in my Tumblr back way.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, I got I got the drill, I got
Speaker 2: the trill, and then wait, look at this. Look at
Speaker 2: this era Tumblr bag.
Speaker 1: Look this is the nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 2: Occasion, not the Manion's joke. Like, holy shit, damn, I
Speaker 2: was with it. I was with the times. It's actually wait,
Speaker 2: why was I serving not me? When I thought I
Speaker 2: was genuinely an alien posting this and being like, ugh,
Speaker 2: like that's me I thought. When I was growing up,
Speaker 2: I genuinely thought I was an alien. Like there were
Speaker 2: two years of my life where I was so depersonalized
Speaker 2: and don't so decentralized and derealized from reality that like
Speaker 2: I for real was like, oh, like the only thing
Speaker 2: that makes sense is that I am not actually alive,
Speaker 2: or that I don't belong here and I'm from another planet.
Speaker 2: And like when Madison Beer gets made fun of for
Speaker 2: saying she's like an alien because she's so beautiful and esoteric,
Speaker 2: like I do understand what she's saying. She's not saying.
Speaker 2: She's saying it because she is. She's not here, Yeah,
Speaker 2: exactly exactly. She's desensitized, never depersonalized. Oh this yeah, pushing
Speaker 2: all the pop girlies off the table. But like when
Speaker 2: I posted that, I was like, I'm really sad about
Speaker 2: like a lot of these ooh that's hold on. So
Speaker 2: it's a picture of a music on one trillion Swag
Speaker 2: Bad Girls, Ya La Lay twenty three, Miley Cyrus, SMS Bangers,
Speaker 2: Miley Cyrus, Wrecking Ball, Miley Syres, Love Money Party, If
Speaker 2: you do My thing, Okay, it's literally all Miley ss.
Speaker 2: Like when I tell you I was a Miley stand like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't a Miley fan like that. I did like bangers,
Speaker 1: but I wasn't Like I wasn't like listening to Miley.
Speaker 2: Other than that, there was like a banger's to era
Speaker 2: coming back me posting me looking up Urban Outfitters and
Speaker 2: then adding a filter to it and then posting it
Speaker 2: acting like I took the photo and I had never
Speaker 2: been to Urban Outfitters. Urban Outfitters was was literally the mecca,
Speaker 2: like that was the spot, Like it was crazy.
Speaker 1: If you could go into Urban Outfitters and purchase something
Speaker 1: like you were winning, Like you were literally winning.
Speaker 2: Yeah you were goals.
Speaker 3: You were Trilla's fun.
Speaker 2: You had money like you were true.
Speaker 3: Yeah you were like rich. This archive was the end
Speaker 3: of an era.
Speaker 2: Damn my fucking it.
Speaker 1: Like if you were around for my music, Wall.
Speaker 2: I had the time I was around for your music Wall.
Speaker 1: I had so much time. I was bored as fucking
Speaker 1: I had time. I don't even think I have a
Speaker 1: picture of it.
Speaker 2: I was really where the is she is so beautiful?
Speaker 2: I may need fresh eyes on this.
Speaker 1: You know what's really cute is like is going back
Speaker 1: and seeing like so many of our friends who we
Speaker 1: still know, like liking my posts.
Speaker 2: I know, like Matt Matt still like was liking Oh
Speaker 2: I clicked on it. Yeah, she is so beautiful. Cannot
Speaker 2: get over how beautiful on it is. Let's use liked
Speaker 2: this Matt net Girl, Grease, Elena Sydney, Wishful Annie rest
Speaker 2: in Peace or Dana Torri.
Speaker 1: Every time I get in the car, I get in
Speaker 1: my feelings times, Tim.
Speaker 2: Damn one of my as fuck did I'm still not
Speaker 2: over like full blowing like Tumbler feed era, like that
Speaker 2: ship's so funny.
Speaker 1: It was such a time, like literally curating like a
Speaker 1: color coded.
Speaker 2: I know, like and like adding the filter, like the
Speaker 2: pink filter over every phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like adding blue tones or pink tones, like depending
Speaker 1: on what air you were in or if you were
Speaker 1: in like your white and black era.
Speaker 3: Like Yeah, having to.
Speaker 2: Like scour and scour the shit out of Tumblr and
Speaker 2: have like aesthetic tumbler bogs me cute and single. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, while you're actively being groomed by like a
Speaker 2: thirty four year old.
Speaker 1: Literally actively being groomed by somebody who could very well
Speaker 1: go into any liquor store and by alcohol and I
Speaker 1: was like fifteen. I was like me when I'm single,
Speaker 1: like and he would text me.
Speaker 2: And be like the Internet was fucking crazy, Like how
Speaker 2: are we? Like how did we survive early Internet? Like
Speaker 2: the genesis, the genesis of social media? Like I genuinely
Speaker 2: don't know how any of us survived. Like that was
Speaker 2: like it is still, in my eyes, the wild West,
Speaker 2: and no one knows what the fuck is going on
Speaker 2: or how to handle it. And there will be laws
Speaker 2: in five to ten years, like banning children from the Internet,
Speaker 2: like fully like them, but like the fact that like
Speaker 2: we grew up like nine to ten years of our
Speaker 2: life twelve thirteen for some without cell phones and social media,
Speaker 2: and then right when we got onto the Internet, we
Speaker 2: were introduced to like the worst shit possible. Like sure
Speaker 2: there was MySpace and like early Facebook that we were on,
Speaker 2: but like crazy, like I remember finding out what a
Speaker 2: hashtag was. I remember like begging my friends like saying, like, dude,
Speaker 2: like I don't know what the fuck this is, Like
Speaker 2: what does a hashtag? Explain it? And they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's like literally just a hashtag, Like you hashtag and
Speaker 2: then add the word after and I'm like, but what
Speaker 2: is it? Like what does that mean? And they were like,
Speaker 2: it's just like this like thing on Twitter, like just
Speaker 2: like say hashtag Drew Phillips and like it's a hashtag now,
Speaker 2: and I was like, the symbol is a hashtag, but
Speaker 2: what is the I remember this conversation going on for
Speaker 2: like five minutes and like I just didn't understand it.
Speaker 1: But I my like true internet usage didn't start till
Speaker 1: late seventh grade, like early eighth grade. That's when I
Speaker 1: really was like tapping into like using the Internet. But yeah,
Speaker 1: we got like a good chunk of our life where
Speaker 1: like that was the last of our worries. And even
Speaker 1: when we were doing that, the Internet was so small,
Speaker 1: so it wasn't like it did any of your personal
Speaker 1: life was like seven in and out of it.
Speaker 2: It's like the Internet was like small until like twenty twenty,
Speaker 2: like twenty nineteen was still small.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like it was its insane.
Speaker 2: How like just exponential It's gotten grew it so much. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess like our side of the Internet. I mean,
Speaker 2: like I guess the Internet was used by everybody, but
Speaker 2: like like stand like video like that type of shit
Speaker 2: was just no it.
Speaker 1: Was still so small because like.
Speaker 2: That's what that's what I mean.
Speaker 1: Oh you mean like internet, like the Internet as a whole,
Speaker 1: because I knew so many kids who like still well
Speaker 1: into high school didn't have like Instagram and ship because
Speaker 1: they were.
Speaker 2: Like what like I don't want that shit.
Speaker 1: Like why would I do that? Like why would I
Speaker 1: don't want to post pictures?
Speaker 2: We were getting made fun for this ship and that
Speaker 2: everybody everyone was okay, no one made fun of me
Speaker 2: to my face. Ship was set behind my back and
Speaker 2: look at me now now I have a semi successful
Speaker 2: podcast where we run as now I have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I miss like how fucking crazy the Internet used
Speaker 1: to be, but I also don't because like now it's
Speaker 1: like I also, I think the Internet has gotten more mean.
Speaker 1: Like oh, first, like we we got Like That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is like the Internet at least used to
Speaker 1: be like fun, Like it was just like you could
Speaker 1: like be a stupid fucking idiot.
Speaker 2: And everybody was a stupid fucking idiot, but no one
Speaker 2: was mean because we were all fucking weird losers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody understood that. Like if you were that tied
Speaker 1: to the Internet, it was probably because back at.
Speaker 2: Home you were like not like subconsciously I stand Mindly
Speaker 2: Cyrus so hard because of Handa Montana, because I led
Speaker 2: such a double life. Like in real life I presented
Speaker 2: as like this like like athletic, like sports playing boy.
Speaker 2: But on the Internet I was standing Miley Cyrus and
Speaker 2: Beyonce and it was an escape. It genuinely was like
Speaker 2: such a good Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like my one direction obsession was fully like an escape
Speaker 1: from my reality. Like it literally was like I got
Speaker 1: to go home and like talk to people who like
Speaker 1: had this one interest that was so similar to mine
Speaker 1: and we could talk about like our personal lives without
Speaker 1: having to get too personal because at the core of it,
Speaker 1: like what was important was like what are these like
Speaker 1: five dudes like doing right now?
Speaker 3: Like where are they? What are they doing?
Speaker 1: I remember when I couldn't get tickets.
Speaker 2: That's why I love culture so much. I love standing
Speaker 2: culture so much because I like I understand like what
Speaker 2: it is to these girls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it literally is like an escape.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I just have to clarify this. I
Speaker 2: am and was the last straight Miley Cyrus stan like
Speaker 2: I was straight standing.
Speaker 1: Oh you so when you when you posted a picture
Speaker 1: of Lona del Rey and like Miley and you said,
Speaker 1: oh my god, she's so beautiful. It was that was
Speaker 1: from a straight place. It wasn't like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: she's serving before Boots was a serve. It was like
Speaker 1: it was like like, oh, she's like hot, like like
Speaker 1: Vagina hot, Like.
Speaker 2: I love Vagina.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 4: It's true, he does.
Speaker 3: I mean I.
Speaker 4: Vagina stand Twitter in seventh grade? What I just stand Vagina?
Speaker 1: Well, my username when now Horn tweeted me was literally
Speaker 1: Vagina Nile and he fully opened that up and replied,
Speaker 1: and he replied to me on I think Justin Bieber's birthday,
Speaker 1: because I remember, I was like, what a fucking day
Speaker 1: I get to celebrate Justin Biber's.
Speaker 3: Birthday and I that's so cute. It was the best
Speaker 3: thing ever.
Speaker 2: Like you had a bunch of like accounts. I just
Speaker 2: I've literally.
Speaker 1: Had the same account, but I would change my username
Speaker 1: because I was big in the one direction, like fandom
Speaker 1: culture always have like a funny and like new username.
Speaker 2: And it's like when we both started garnering audiences. I
Speaker 2: remember very early on, like when we had like our
Speaker 2: little fandoms or whatever you want to call it, and
Speaker 2: like people would like make an announcement and being like
Speaker 2: I'm changing my username Suon, please remain moots, Like we're
Speaker 2: gonna like we're still gonna be moots, but I'm changing
Speaker 2: my username. Just wanted to let everybody know. And it
Speaker 2: was more to like let your mutuals know, but also
Speaker 2: to let like your like prize follows know, like cause
Speaker 2: I kept up with my fan accounts, like I loved
Speaker 2: like my early fan accounts, Like I wonder where they still.
Speaker 2: I'm like actually friends with a lot of them today,
Speaker 2: like literally a good things. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Most of most of like the friends I made on
Speaker 1: the internet, like close friends were like people who like
Speaker 1: had liked my content like at the beginning, Like I
Speaker 1: literally like one of my like first friends in La
Speaker 1: actulely was because she was like liked my YouTube videos
Speaker 1: and my vines, and when I came out to La,
Speaker 1: like she me and her would hang out all the time,
Speaker 1: and we still like follow each other and like keep
Speaker 1: up every now and then.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's like it is like crazy.
Speaker 1: It was just like a different It was because it
Speaker 1: was so intimate, Like it was like an intimate thing,
Speaker 1: and because we were part of press play, so we
Speaker 1: would be seeing these people in real life all the time,
Speaker 1: and I literally would hang out with like everybody all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 3: It was just so.
Speaker 4: Fun, Like, Yeah, I really like Drew's content on Grinder,
Speaker 4: and that's yeah, the fuck.
Speaker 2: Up yeah about that because I'm straight yeah, not you.
Speaker 1: Not you attempting to out your quote unquote friend.
Speaker 4: Cut that. Cut it.
Speaker 3: You can't fucking cut it.
Speaker 4: You have it won't be in the episode. It won't
Speaker 4: be in the episode.
Speaker 1: Drew is top two percent on.
Speaker 2: Grinder, top zero point one, babe, that's smaller top zero
Speaker 2: point one? Is that the wait one point zero one?
Speaker 2: Wait zero wait?
Speaker 1: Okay, I think when people say that, I get confused
Speaker 1: and I'm reading it the opposite way that it's like,
Speaker 1: it's like because when it's like, that's a small a
Speaker 1: very small amount out of one hundred that.
Speaker 2: Is, that's what people are saying, like the point zero
Speaker 2: one percent own like a majority of the wealth in
Speaker 2: the world, but it's like a thousand people compared to
Speaker 2: seven eight billion people and they own.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, see I've been reading it different. I was like,
Speaker 1: why are y'all like bragging about being.
Speaker 3: Zero point five percent right now? Like that, like you're literally,
Speaker 3: oh my god, no, like that's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I cannot I'm.
Speaker 1: A little fucking dumb. I don't give I've always had.
Speaker 1: God doesn't give you big tits and a brain. Like,
Speaker 1: let's talk about it. Like that's too much body mass,
Speaker 1: Like I only have enough body mass and like strengthen
Speaker 1: myself to carry one thing.
Speaker 2: If you got your boobs removed, do you think your
Speaker 2: brain would grow?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be like I'd have a really big brain,
Speaker 1: which is honestly.
Speaker 2: Probably big brain. Boobs and Cooter Bronson or could you
Speaker 2: get a Kooter Bronson removal grow your boobs and brain?
Speaker 1: Uh no, I get that's a good point because my
Speaker 1: cucci does carry a lot of my weight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like is it the same ratio, Like if
Speaker 2: your couci's big, your brain can't be big?
Speaker 1: Or does that not enough that the cucie correlatesh Like
Speaker 1: it doesn't. It's not on the same plane because like
Speaker 1: you don't want to be top heavy. That's the whole
Speaker 1: thing is Like you can't have a big burn in
Speaker 1: big boobs because then you'll fall over every.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so that's damn. It's crazy. How evolution just
Speaker 2: like figured all this out for Yeah? Wait, what is
Speaker 2: it? It's like evolution. It's like mistakes or something.
Speaker 4: It's like evolution isn't real, it's just a theory and
Speaker 4: we don't actually know if it's real.
Speaker 2: I agree with that, then room full of dummies. No,
Speaker 2: it's like the entire our entire lives are like mistakes. Basically,
Speaker 2: we're just like an acumutive mistake and that's why we
Speaker 2: are what we are today.
Speaker 3: I'm not a mistake.
Speaker 4: Yeah, me neither.
Speaker 2: But my god, are you gonna put.
Speaker 1: Your veneers back on?
Speaker 4: Or?
Speaker 3: Like, did you pay one hundred and eighty?
Speaker 2: No, they're not going back on.
Speaker 4: Nope, we're not going back.
Speaker 1: You just set one hundred and eighty dollars to have
Speaker 1: them sitting here.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 3: You just have that kind of disposable income.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna give a fuck? I'm rich as fuck. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's get into media. Okay. This album that I've been
Speaker 2: listening to is music for eighteen Musicians by You've write
Speaker 2: right R E I C H. This album is very
Speaker 2: orchestral and epic, and it just makes me very happy,
Speaker 2: and it makes me feel things for music that I
Speaker 2: don't typically feel, which is really really cool. And I
Speaker 2: like anything that's able to do that just because it's cool.
Speaker 2: And then a little banger that Kaya showed me is
Speaker 2: fifty to fifty by Jockstrap. That ship is fucking boots down,
Speaker 2: like it's crazy. And then let me go to this
Speaker 2: album because there's one song on it, and then No
Speaker 2: Step by Christophe de Babylon. The album if you're into it,
Speaker 2: I'm out of it is lit sauce. And then for
Speaker 2: my visual media, I still have been watching a bunch
Speaker 2: of TV, but last night I saw the Northsman. In
Speaker 2: every single frame of this that movie could have been screencapped,
Speaker 2: and it was gorgeous and beautiful. And I don't know
Speaker 2: if that's like the director of photography's job or if
Speaker 2: that's just because Iceland is like the most gorgeous place
Speaker 2: on earth, but yeah, the dop is crazy. The cinematography
Speaker 2: on that movie was crazy. Like the very last scene
Speaker 2: of the movie was probably the coolest like visual I've
Speaker 2: seen in a movie in a very long time. Like,
Speaker 2: I don't know. Also, it was just so fucking weird,
Speaker 2: and like there were so many moments where I was like, girl,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is happening right now? Like in the beginning,
Speaker 2: I genuinely thought it was a comedy. Like I was like,
Speaker 2: this is I think I got tricked into watching a
Speaker 2: comedy because they were like burping and farting, and like
Speaker 2: the fart was like mixed so poorly. It was so
Speaker 2: fucking weird.
Speaker 1: But you can't put a four in a serious movie because.
Speaker 2: It's not no in like in the context that it
Speaker 2: was in. I was like, oh, like this is like
Speaker 2: they're they're shitting on, like they're joking, like they wanted
Speaker 2: us to believe that this is a movie, and then
Speaker 2: you go into it and it's not. But like fully
Speaker 2: it became they trapped kids into a barn and burned
Speaker 2: it down, and I was like, oh, like this.
Speaker 3: Is a real movie. And you still laughed really hard, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I was laughing the whole time.
Speaker 3: You actually didn't get to finish the movie because they
Speaker 3: kicked him out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was laughing at the peak. It was crazy.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's my media.
Speaker 1: My media is waiting by the Carousel by Robin Goo,
Speaker 1: three Blue Skid and Clear Slow Dive and then Only
Speaker 1: If by Steve Lacy and Playground. I've been listening to
Speaker 1: that whole album. It's either that or like ambient music
Speaker 1: and then also White Noise by Akira Yamaoko Yamayoka.
Speaker 3: I can't say that name.
Speaker 1: And then I've been watching A Girl from Plainville and
Speaker 1: I really like it because again I'm just in my
Speaker 1: true crime era. Like I was gonna watch a movie
Speaker 1: and I was like, you know what I should do
Speaker 1: instead is like binge watch this whole thing, and I
Speaker 1: got I really wanted to watch what I really wanted
Speaker 1: to watch the Chippendale movie, but I didn't want to
Speaker 1: watch You didn't watch it, no, because I was like,
Speaker 1: I want to get highest bones and watch this with
Speaker 1: my friends. I don't want to be like cracking up
Speaker 1: at Chippendale alone in my room right now. No, it
Speaker 1: sounds like it'd be hella funny to like sit.
Speaker 2: In the room with the crew and like sleepover. Yeah,
Speaker 2: in your room, bringing the air mattresses. Yeah, we used
Speaker 2: to do. Sleep's so cute. What happened to us?
Speaker 3: We all got busy? You I hate it so much.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you guys so much for watching. That's the episode.
Speaker 2: Thank you so mud.
Speaker 1: Until next time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, while you're waiting, go watch a few more of
Speaker 2: our episodes.
Speaker 1: Bye.