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Speaker 1: It is that Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on and asked Doctor Jesse Friday. Before

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Speaker 1: we get back to the asked Doctor Jesse questions, let's

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Speaker 1: check in with John Kerry, shall we Is there going

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Speaker 1: to have to be US tax paramony that helps the

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Speaker 1: United States, and presumably the United States is going to

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Speaker 1: have to be one of the nations that contribute great

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Speaker 1: if there were some it's I mean, the United States

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Speaker 1: of America proudly is the largest humanitarian donor in the world.

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Speaker 1: He's talking about climate reparations. In case you're wondering taking

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Speaker 1: that money you went to work today and worked hard

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Speaker 1: for stealing it from you and handing it to some

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Speaker 1: company or to some country in Africa so they can

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Speaker 1: build solar panel farms. Oh, that'll be lovely. Here's more,

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Speaker 1: John Kerry. And so everything has to accelerate and by

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Speaker 1: you know, vast amounts. We have to be deploying renewable

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Speaker 1: six i'ms faster than we are today. We have to

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Speaker 1: be deploying electric vehicles about twenty times faster than we

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Speaker 1: are today. If you're going to keep the earths temperature

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Speaker 1: at one point five degrees of Incraig. You know what

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Speaker 1: would be so fascinating. It would be just a little experiment.

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Speaker 1: I'm not telling you to do it, but it would

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Speaker 1: be fascinating if somebody did it. Go look up John carry,

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Speaker 1: John Carey's wife, family members, and see if you can

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Speaker 1: find anything about where they've invested their money. I think,

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Speaker 1: don't you think that would be so interesting? I think

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Speaker 1: it'd be so fascinating. I bet you I know what

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Speaker 1: you Jess might find in there somewhere. Hi, Jesse, I

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Speaker 1: started listening to you about two years ago when I

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Speaker 1: overheard you on the radio doing a history lesson and

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Speaker 1: being a nerd. Being the nerd I am, I took

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Speaker 1: interest not to mention a history major, he says. I'm

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Speaker 1: currently serving in the US Air Force. I've been waiting

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Speaker 1: for my religious exemption for over a year now to

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Speaker 1: get approved. I am worried that they will deny it

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Speaker 1: and I would have to make a decision on whether

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Speaker 1: to get the vaccine or separate and lose out. I'm

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Speaker 1: providing for my family. How bad is this? No man

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Speaker 1: or woman should have to make that type of decision.

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Speaker 1: I hate when people argue with me and say, well,

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Speaker 1: you received all the other vaccines, what's one more? That

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Speaker 1: is the most ignorant thing to say, because those other

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Speaker 1: vaccines have been around for long, and fortunately I was

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Speaker 1: not a guinea pig for those vaccines like this one.

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Speaker 1: Am I wrong in thinking this way? I am fighting

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Speaker 1: the fight for as long as I can. I'm looking

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Speaker 1: into backup plans in case I separate. I appreciate everything

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Speaker 1: you do, Jesse, thanks for letting me vince. You're not

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Speaker 1: wrong for feeling that way. If you don't want to

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Speaker 1: put that crap in your body, you don't put that

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Speaker 1: crap in your body. If you are forced to separate,

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Speaker 1: you will go be a huge success somewhere else. You

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Speaker 1: don't need the Air Force. If the Air Force has

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Speaker 1: such little regard for you and they're going to kick

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Speaker 1: you out for not being a guinea pig, then that's

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Speaker 1: the air Force's problem, not your problem. Don't you stress

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Speaker 1: out about it at all. I know that sucks, but

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Speaker 1: that's what happens when you live in a late stage

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Speaker 1: relic where everything is corrupted and broken. Everything is corrupted

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Speaker 1: and broken. I can't I can't believe the first Lady

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Speaker 1: of the United States, the biggest elder abuser on the planet.

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden is still out there selling this line. It

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Speaker 1: reduces the risk of catching or spreading the disease doesn't

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Speaker 1: and it helps protect you from ending up in the

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Speaker 1: hospital or worse. It's majority of COVID deaths a vaccinated

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Speaker 1: people right now, by the way, Majority comfortable, majority free,

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Speaker 1: and available all over our country. I know you're busy,

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Speaker 1: but this is important. I just got mine too, So

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Speaker 1: join me because your president and I care about you

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Speaker 1: and we want to make sure that you stay healthy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden cares about us a great deal, for sure. Definitely,

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Speaker 1: it definitely cares about us. That's why you blamed us

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Speaker 1: for a pandemic and try to have us all fired.

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Speaker 1: That's for sure. Jesse, do your men, you whispering devil

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Speaker 1: dog in Kansas. The only chili I've had has beans,

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Speaker 1: burger onions, tomatoes, spices, etc. What is chili with no beans?

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Speaker 1: And how do you use it? His name's Gary. Well,

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Speaker 1: here's how you use chili with no beans. You eat it,

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Speaker 1: and chili that has beans you throw it away because

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Speaker 1: beans are wretched trash. And I have no idea why

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Speaker 1: you would take something as delicious as chili, especially if

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Speaker 1: you get some spicy chili, maybe with some corn bread.

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Speaker 1: Just oh man, corn bread so good with chili. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: get some spicy, delicious chili, and you have this masterpiece

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Speaker 1: of all this tomato, sauce and burger and like you said, onions,

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Speaker 1: a little chopped talapinos in there. Maybe if you're feeling

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Speaker 1: would be great. Let's just add those little mini turds

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Speaker 1: long as either I'll never get it. You know who

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Speaker 1: else doesn't understand it? Maria Salazar? And do you support

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Speaker 1: a no fly zone and Ukraine? I support everything that

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Speaker 1: has to do with punishing, blood putting and helping the Ukrainians.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't that mean direct conventional warfare with Russia? I don't

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Speaker 1: know what it will mean, but you know freedom is

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Speaker 1: not free, so you don't know what a no fly

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Speaker 1: zone will mean. If you do, you have to shoot

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Speaker 1: down Russian planes, I mean, of course, conventional war with Russia. Listen,

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Speaker 1: thank you, listen, thank you. I will never stop being funny.

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Speaker 1: Dear oracle, who can't hear two things at once, It

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Speaker 1: has nothing to do with your hearing I was, In

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Speaker 1: case you missed, I was complaining about that earlier this week.

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Speaker 1: I can't hear two things at once. If two people

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Speaker 1: at once are trying to talk to me, I all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden can't hear either of them. I can't

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Speaker 1: hear anything he said. I had nothing to do with

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Speaker 1: your hearing. It's called being a man. Men aren't designed

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Speaker 1: to multitask. Almost all women I have known in my

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Speaker 1: life are masters at being able to concentrate on doing

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Speaker 1: multiple things at once. That just means you've been taking

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Speaker 1: your chalk by Percy. Believe it's designed on purpose that way.

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Speaker 1: We have always been hunters and warriors. The ability to

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Speaker 1: concentrate on the task at hand and focusing on it

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Speaker 1: has kept our species alive for hundreds of thousands of years.

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Speaker 1: What say you, Well, yeah, I don't believe that men

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Speaker 1: are designed the way they've been designed by accident. It

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Speaker 1: clearly is a purpose, And you're right about that. Because

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Speaker 1: the wife can multitask. I mean, I'll come home and

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Speaker 1: I can't. I can't do that. I have no ability

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Speaker 1: I never did finish my thought on the moving in

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Speaker 1: People want to move everywhere, and a lot of people

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Speaker 1: are talking about moving to Florida. Jesse, I want to

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Speaker 1: move to Florida. I'm scared, Jesse, I want to move

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Speaker 1: to Florida. One. Yes, we're facing a real estate problem.

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Speaker 1: I've already told you. I'm going to try to find

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Speaker 1: with that. That's one. But two. People talk about Florida

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Speaker 1: the free state of Florida. People want to go live

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Speaker 1: in the land and the free. Understandably, I adore Florida.

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Speaker 1: The past couple of times I've been to Florida, I

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Speaker 1: But I do I need to get something off my

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Speaker 1: It's a wonderful place. There are other free states besides

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Speaker 1: come to Texas, South Carolina. Chris brought up Arkansas. Ah, Dude,

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Speaker 1: Check out Alabama. Everyone talks about Florida. I've got to

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Speaker 1: brought up Texas, Chris, Texas beaches are indefensible. They're indefensible.

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Speaker 1: They're they're awful. They're absolutely awful. I understand about South

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Speaker 1: I can step over empty beer bottles. I'm not dealing with. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So the entire state of Texas has one decent beach

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Speaker 1: one and I live close to Galveston. It's a dirty

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Speaker 1: little beach town and I love it. I'm not criticizing it.

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Speaker 1: But it's not Florida. Come on, there's you catch diseases

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Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. Dear Oracle, I've never heard your thoughts on

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Speaker 1: It also says, also, since your blasphemous views on meatloaf

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Speaker 1: talking about how handsome I am? Jesse? Is it bad

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Speaker 1: You have heard of Friedo's scoops, right, Freedo's scoops are

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Speaker 1: not the same as freedoms. They're not Friedo's is trying.

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Speaker 1: They're lying to you, all right, they're being bandidos. I'm

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Speaker 1: not doing that. They're lying to you. They've heard them out.

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Speaker 1: I know they did this in response to my complaints.

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Speaker 1: They created the Freedo's scoop in response to my complaint

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Speaker 1: that you have probably the perfect chip, the chili cheese Freedo.

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Speaker 1: You can make the argument the chili cheese Friedo is

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Speaker 1: the perfect chip. And speaking of chili, which we talked about,

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Speaker 1: earlier in the show. You haven't lived until you get

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Speaker 1: a bowl of beanless chili and then drop a big

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Speaker 1: old handful of chili cheese fritos in it and mix

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Speaker 1: them all up in it all. Chris, you've never done

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Speaker 1: that before? Chris, What is the What is the point

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Speaker 1: of spending every day working side by side with the

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Speaker 1: menu whisper or what? Chris? If you're not going to

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Speaker 1: listen to the sage wisdom that I provide here every

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Speaker 1: single day, I'm out here providing a public service for everybody.

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Speaker 1: You get the honor of being right here. What Chris,

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Speaker 1: That is a good point. He did. I won't give credit.

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Speaker 1: He did start sitting on his beef and cheese sticks

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Speaker 1: the way I do to warm them up. I was,

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Speaker 1: at first, of course, met with mockery, and then I explained,

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Speaker 1: very calmly and very rationally, that cheese gets better the

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Speaker 1: warmer it gets. Room temperature cheese is way better than

448
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Speaker 1: cold cheese. Melted cheese is better than room temperature cheese.

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Speaker 1: If you have your beef and cheese stick, don't take

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Speaker 1: get right out of the fridge and eat it like

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Speaker 1: some kind of a savage. Sit on it for about

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Speaker 1: ten to fifteen minutes, get it warmed up, then you

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Speaker 1: pull out and enjoy. All right. Anyway, the Freedo's scoop

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Speaker 1: is not the same consistency as the Freedo the way

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Speaker 1: too thick. I realized they're bigger. That'd be fine, but

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Speaker 1: they're way too thick. The thickness matters. Thickness is important,

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Speaker 1: all right, dear balding frontman of deleterious consequences. That's not nice.

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Speaker 1: Since our kids are we're little, our family vacations have

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Speaker 1: been to our national parks. We've been to about fifteen.

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Speaker 1: We've hiked many a mile to experience the natural beauty

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Speaker 1: of this land we are blessed with. Our favorite was

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Speaker 1: a two week journey to Glacier, Titan, and Yellowstone. Which

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Speaker 1: parks have you been to? I've actually been to all

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Speaker 1: of those. His name is Rick. I've been to all those.

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Speaker 1: People do not know about Glacier. A lot of people.

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Speaker 1: Almost everyone has heard of Yellowstone, especially because of that

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Speaker 1: new stupid television show everybody watches. The wife just loves it.

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Speaker 1: But everyone everyone's heard of Yellowstone National Park. It's just something.

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Speaker 1: Even Chris, who's totally uncultured, Even Chris has heard of Yellowstone.

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Speaker 1: People have not heard of Glacier National Park. It's up

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Speaker 1: in the northern part of Montana. It's beautiful beyond belief.

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Speaker 1: And let me tell you something else about Glacier National Park. Huckleberries, Chris,

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Speaker 1: have you ever had a huckleberry? Huckleberry is a better blueberry?

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Speaker 1: All right, it's it's a better blueberry. Trust me on this,

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Speaker 1: a better blueberry. And they grow naturally up in Glacier

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Speaker 1: National Park. They're famous for their huckleberries, and they have

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Speaker 1: huckleberry everything up there. There's everywhere you go. It's a

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Speaker 1: huckleberry pie, chocolate field or huckleberry field chocolates, huckleberry milkshakes.

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Speaker 1: Everything is huckleberry and you will you'll gain fifteen pounds

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Speaker 1: on the various bits of huckleberry you can you can

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Speaker 1: eat up there. They're so freaking good and it's beautiful,

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Speaker 1: beyond belief. Huckleberries. There you go, Chris, there you go.

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Speaker 1: And if you have to do a road trip like that,

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Speaker 1: maybe have some suns who smell May I humbly recommend

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Speaker 1: doing something that Michael has chosen to start doing here

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Speaker 1: If you're stuck on road trips, if you're a road

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Speaker 1: gonna have to get another batch of three Chris for

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Speaker 1: Christmas gifts this year, although people will know I'm getting

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Speaker 1: free dang it. I'll have to give it to people

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Speaker 1: Code Jesse three. We have headlines, couple more emails, and

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Speaker 1: then we out hang on. It is a Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. On an ask

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Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse Friday. We gotta turn through a few more

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Speaker 1: of these here. We gotta gonna be all over the map.

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Speaker 1: Remember you can email Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com,

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Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Der menu whisper Does

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Speaker 1: cheese belong on a Chick fil a sandwich? Highwist out?

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Speaker 1: The answer is no, but perhaps I'm wrong. His name's David.

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Speaker 1: Of course cheese belongs on a Chick fil a sandwich.

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Speaker 1: Do you really think a Chick fil a sandwich without

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Speaker 1: melted cheese is superior to the one that has melted

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Speaker 1: cheese on it? Cheese should look? The answer should I

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Speaker 1: add cheese to whatever? Is almost always yes. Cheese is

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Speaker 1: like the greatest thing in the world. Cheese and garlic,

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Speaker 1: bread and bacon. They're like all you need to survive.

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Speaker 1: Those are plus that's virtually every food group. Jesse, Which

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Speaker 1: day is better? Pool? Day, creek day or ocean day

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Speaker 1: with a sea urchin, you know, and that's not very nice.

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Speaker 1: That's not very nice. Creek day is overrated. Met Now,

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Speaker 1: this is why I say creek days overrated. My experience

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Speaker 1: is in creeks where my grandpa had a farm, and

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Speaker 1: we would go down to the creek on his property

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Speaker 1: and we'd chase crawdads around and try to catch the

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Speaker 1: crawdads and they'd be pinching us and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: So it was fun doing wrong. We had a good time,

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Speaker 1: but overrated. You know what else is overrated? Criminally overrated?

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Speaker 1: Ocean day. Now. I like the ocean. I love the water.

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Speaker 1: The beach is so overrated. You know what sucks? Getting

539
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Speaker 1: sand everywhere? It sucks. Sand in your shoes, stand in

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Speaker 1: your belly, button, button, stand in your butt, stand in

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Speaker 1: your ears, stand up your nose, sand in your food.

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Speaker 1: And you've got about an hour on the beach where

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Speaker 1: it's fun. Okay, you're laying in the sand, it's cool.

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Speaker 1: You run down, take a dip in the water, float

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Speaker 1: by a couple of waves, throw football with the sun.

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Speaker 1: But after that, what are we doing. I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna sit there and what read books on

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Speaker 1: the beach like an old man. Don't get me wrong,

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Speaker 1: I've done it, That's what I do. But what do

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Speaker 1: I get out of that? Pool day is so far

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Speaker 1: superior to beach day? In fact, let me give you

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Speaker 1: a little vacation tidbit. You're ready for this, just take

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Speaker 1: it from me. Take it from me. Vacation whisperer, what Chris? Remember?

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Speaker 1: You know? You know why restaurants like Hooters. You know

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Speaker 1: why the food sucks at Hooters. We've talked about this

556
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: before because it can because they know the people going

557
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Speaker 1: in there are not going in there for quality food.

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Speaker 1: They're going in there to gocat the waitresses. So they

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Speaker 1: don't have to spend extra money on getting a better chef,

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Speaker 1: better recipes, fresher food. They don't have to bother with

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Speaker 1: it because you're gonna show up anyway. The same concept

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Speaker 1: applies to beach hotels. So I've got something for you.

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Speaker 1: Here's a little gem you don't know about. If you

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Speaker 1: go to a beach place, like let's say you're going

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Speaker 1: to Florida or California or someplace. You're going to a

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Speaker 1: beach place and you're gonna you're gonna have all these

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Speaker 1: beach hotels, and you're gonna want to stay at those

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Speaker 1: beach hotels because why they're right on the beach. Right,

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Speaker 1: you can picture it already. I want to walk out

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Speaker 1: of my room and walk down to the beach. Here's

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Speaker 1: a little tidbit for you. Go find a hotel that's

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Speaker 1: not on the beach. It's away from the beach. Do

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Speaker 1: you know why, because that hotel will almost undoubtedly be

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Speaker 1: superior in every possible way because it has to. They

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Speaker 1: don't have beachfront property, so they have to bring something

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Speaker 1: else to the table. Same thing applies to restaurants that

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Speaker 1: restaurants on the beach. Stay away from the restaurant on

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Speaker 1: the beach. It probably sucks. Why because it can suck

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Speaker 1: the restaurant that's five blocks away from the beach. He

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Speaker 1: has to deliver otherwise you'll go back to the beach. One.

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Speaker 1: Go find the ones that are away from the beach

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Speaker 1: pool days, way better than all those. Jesse. What's the

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Speaker 1: best meat and cheese combo? Capacola? Nobody knows about Capricola.

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Speaker 1: It's what makes an Italian sub so great. Capacola and mozzarella. Chris,

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Speaker 1: You've if you've had an Italian sub. I shouldn't say

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Speaker 1: it's a guarantee. The best of Italian subs will have

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Speaker 1: cappacola on them. I won't order an Italian sub. I

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Speaker 1: only eat hot it Tian subs, by the way, but

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Speaker 1: I won't eat an Italian sub unless it has cappacola.

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Speaker 1: It has such a distinct, wonderful flavor. It's wonderful capricola

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Speaker 1: with a C. Chris, Chris, I think, buddy, I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure about this. I think it's pork. Brother, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure that is it work? Yeah, Chris, Sorry, anyway,

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Speaker 1: it's really good. Too bad, you'll never know. Hey, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: I hesitate to say good, But is it a good

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Speaker 1: thing Biden got elected? Do you think things in this

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Speaker 1: country would not change unless things get bad enough? Also,

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Speaker 1: my dime wife and I love the Freedo Bandido. We

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Speaker 1: play it for our three month old son and it

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Speaker 1: calms him down. Thank you for what you do. Keep

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Speaker 1: it up. I love that you bring up an excellent question,

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Speaker 1: and I'll be honest with you. I think it probably

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Speaker 1: overall was very good. I think the election of Donald

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Speaker 1: Trump was really really good, not just because he was

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Speaker 1: a good president. But because the election of Donald Trump

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Speaker 1: exposed just how deep the rot goes out there. It's

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Speaker 1: really really scary, and it's really deep. And if Hillary

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Speaker 1: Clinton had won that election, we wouldn't have known. How

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Speaker 1: much would you have known about the corruption at the

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Speaker 1: FBI unless Donald Trump won? Right, So that helped, and

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Speaker 1: I think twenty twenty him losing while that still hurts, right,

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Speaker 1: that's not like what we want. You could make an

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Speaker 1: argument that it is a good thing for things to

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Speaker 1: get bad enough for people to realize just how terrible

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Speaker 1: these communists are today. It's hard to have that realization

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Speaker 1: when they're not in power, right, But then Joe Biden

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Speaker 1: gets elected and soon the guy in charge of our

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Speaker 1: nuclear information is stealing women's luggage in high heels, and

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Speaker 1: now you realize, Wow, we have a bunch of lunatic

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Speaker 1: freaks running the country and we need to do something

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Speaker 1: about it. I think it is beneficial. You know what

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Speaker 1: else is beneficial? A mattress topper from my pillow. Most

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Speaker 1: comfortable freaking thing ever, your mattress toopper. I know. Look,

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Speaker 1: Geezer dreamsheets are still on sale. They're my slippers are

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Speaker 1: back in stock, by the way with more sizes and

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Speaker 1: more colors, and they're ninety dollars off. You can get

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Speaker 1: a pair of my slippers right now forty eight. That's

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Speaker 1: freaking awesome. But let me just tell you something right now,

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