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Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one. It's Monday, and

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Speaker 1: if that wasn't misfortunate enough, it's time for the Wheel

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Speaker 1: of Misfortune. So Alex, oh, yes, give me a favor.

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Speaker 1: You didn't show what's that spend? That wheel is spend

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Speaker 1: the Wheel of Misfortune. It's Monday. Hurts my throat every

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Speaker 1: time I do that, and you stop doing that? And

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Speaker 1: would use mayonnaise as handlotion? O, it's disgusting. I like mayonnaise,

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Speaker 1: but I don't want to use it as lotion. No,

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Speaker 1: no one does. Nobody does not at all. I honestly

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. All right, somebody's got to use

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Speaker 1: mayonnaise as hand lotion for the Wheel of Misfortune. In

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Speaker 1: just a second, but before we play the game, let's

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Speaker 1: meet the players. And now thet's starting lineup for your

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Speaker 1: Jubile show at Executive producer half Man, half Pickle, Just

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Speaker 1: and Barns. Speaking of food, I don't know who needs

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Speaker 1: to hear this, but you should always put cheese in

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Speaker 1: your suit. Always agreed by Tack. Okay, once mistaken for

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Speaker 1: Ronald McDonald English Evan. You know, I used to have

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Speaker 1: dreams of being a professional golf phone. Now I work

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Speaker 1: on the radio. So don't follow your dreams. Kids. She

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Speaker 1: gave no not even one, and she lived happily ever after.

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Speaker 1: Persh and it feels so good. He has to sit

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Speaker 1: on a stack of phone books to reach the microphone.

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Speaker 1: You know. I also have to do it to drive. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I can't put things on the top shelf at home,

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Speaker 1: grocery store. Crab things for me off at the top

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Speaker 1: shelf at the grocery store too. Oh gosh, all short

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Speaker 1: people fill your paint, yes, and all the tall people

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Speaker 1: are laughing at you. Right now. It's time, Okay, it's

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Speaker 1: time for the Wheel the Misfortune. That's right, it's time

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Speaker 1: for the Wheel of misfortune. Our glittered up producer justin

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Speaker 1: Barnes and Studio with a bagful of names. He's gonna

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Speaker 1: reach into a second pull out a name to see

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Speaker 1: who will face the sparkly buns of punishment that the

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Speaker 1: wheel is tworking on you with. Today they will be

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Speaker 1: asked a trivia question which will determine their fate or

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Speaker 1: the fate of someone else on the shelf. They get

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Speaker 1: it wrong, they'll have misfortunes glitter all over their dirty lap.

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Speaker 1: If they get it right, they get to choose someone

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Speaker 1: else in the studio take that misfortune for them, all right, justin,

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Speaker 1: We spun the wheel earlier, and the misfortune that somebody

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Speaker 1: is facing is having to use mayonnaise as handloation. So

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Speaker 1: pull a name from your second tell us, who's gonna

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Speaker 1: have to grind with misfortune today? Alex fresh Oh, Alex,

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Speaker 1: I might get it right? You like, Yeah, it's true

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Speaker 1: positive energy out the universe. It's your mindset, a man

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Speaker 1: of positive mindset that you're going to get your question right.

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Speaker 1: And then you can pass the Manna's hand lotion misfortune

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Speaker 1: to someone else in the studio rather than yourself, although

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Speaker 1: you do like mannaise, so you might just eat it

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Speaker 1: off your hands. All right, here we go, justin, Please

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Speaker 1: read Alec the wheel of misfortune, Fortune, the Wheel of misfortune.

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Speaker 1: Question of the day. It's movie Monday, Trivia. Avengers, Titanic

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Speaker 1: and Star Wars are among the top grossing films of

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Speaker 1: which was No. Doubt, aided by their boring kid friendly

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Speaker 1: PG or PG thirteen ratings. Oh yeah, but one movie

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Speaker 1: in history? Oh? Whoa wow, this is the first one

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Speaker 1: I actually know the answer? Really? Yeah? An smiling so big?

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Speaker 1: Now I know it. I feel like I know it,

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Speaker 1: but I'm probably wrong. What are you thinking? At? Only

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Speaker 1: I don't watch a lot of movies at all. So

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Speaker 1: the only movie that came to mind? Whatsoever? Transformers? Really

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Speaker 1: gonna go with Transformers. Ran Transformers? Oh no, is that

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Speaker 1: None other than the super villain origin story of Joker.

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Speaker 1: No freaking way that was in my head. Nod and

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Speaker 1: the bag of mayonnaise. It's one of it's like a

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Speaker 1: squish around in your hands. Oh so bad. She's to

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Speaker 1: a thing. Go to the Jebil Show on Instagram. It

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Speaker 1: in a little while. The Jebil Show on demand only

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Speaker 1: on iHeart Radio and the New Hits One oh six

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Speaker 1: and have co workers, it would make them a lot

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Speaker 1: less likely to cheat. Yeah. Really Yeah. I see English

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Speaker 1: Evan staring at me all the time, and I'm like, dude,

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Speaker 1: getting out of control. But I say that because a

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Speaker 1: lot of people do cheat with people that they work with.

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Speaker 1: someone at work. Anyway, it's time for War the Roses

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Speaker 1: to catch a cheater. And Celia is on the phone

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Speaker 1: you think he's cheating, what's his name? Matt? Matt? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: hundred percent. Why is he going to dinner with receptionist? Well,

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Speaker 1: her with new clients. Um, that he's using her as

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Speaker 1: Where does he know? Where does this dude work? Nineteen

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Speaker 1: that's what I said, Like why can't? He said me?

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Speaker 1: And he says that, you know, he can't make personal

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Speaker 1: Almost ten years? Oh wow? He says it's weird to

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Speaker 1: you not well, yeah, I bet I didn't like that.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. Look, Alex and I are married. I

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Speaker 1: seeing her? Oh? Yeah, definitely. Okay, what is that? Well,

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Speaker 1: he always buys me jewelry from this place bold that

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Speaker 1: Or if he wants to buy her any from there, Okay,

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Speaker 1: he's cheating. Okay, So we could call him from that

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Speaker 1: we have a special fifty percent off deal comes with

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Speaker 1: to give it to. That would do it? All? Right? Cool,

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Speaker 1: That's what I'll do. Then I'll call and post to

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Speaker 1: of the Roses, only on The Jewel Show and only

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Speaker 1: on the New Hits one. I was six point one

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Speaker 1: in the middle of a Wore the Roses to catch

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Speaker 1: who's on the scene in Las Vegas, Navadaha where the

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Speaker 1: back to you. Thank you very much, Alex, go get

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Speaker 1: Aren't just in the news. And for our next story,

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Speaker 1: I am in the internet once again, Alex. A lot

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Speaker 1: of people don't know this, but you're a hero, am

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Speaker 1: Why do you like short guys because I'm five foot tall? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: but I just don't, okay. Also, though short guys and

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Speaker 1: they'll be like, I'm five nan, shut up, No you're not.

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Speaker 1: I feel great coming into this room every morning, though

420
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,680
Speaker 1: I feel like a giant. You look like a giant.

421
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 1: That is my story, jubile, so sending it back to you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. English seven. This is the i

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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

424
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Speaker 1: in the news. And some great news today for frat

425
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 1: boys who like cheap beer and private jets. Who doesn't

426
00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 1: like cheap beer and private jets? I guess, but Natural Light,

427
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:45,120
Speaker 1: you know that beer is holding a contest where one

428
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,680
Speaker 1: person and three guests will get to drink cheap beer

429
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Speaker 1: and fly around in the company's private jets. Wow, it's

430
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,919
Speaker 1: a flight to nowhere, so you can't actually travel anywhere

431
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,879
Speaker 1: to sit there. Yeah, they'll take you up to thirty

432
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Speaker 1: thousand feet, fly you around for a few hours while

433
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,440
Speaker 1: you pretend to be rich and drink a bunch of

434
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:07,159
Speaker 1: natty light. That sounds absolutely terrible yet first of all,

435
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:09,399
Speaker 1: nasty beer. Second of all, who wants to fly and

436
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 1: go nowhere? Yeah, I'd rather at least go someone nice,

437
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 1: even in our private jets, Like okay, so we're just

438
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,680
Speaker 1: gonna go up and come down. They say that you

439
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,200
Speaker 1: can't use it for anything like the holidays, not to

440
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 1: fly anywhere for the holidays, not like that. They're just

441
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,120
Speaker 1: gonna take you up in the air, let you drink

442
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:25,160
Speaker 1: a bunch of natty, and then you'll land. They say

443
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 1: the flight and everything it comes with is worth twenty

444
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Speaker 1: five thousand dollars. So if you want this to enter,

445
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,439
Speaker 1: you have to post on social media with the hashtags

446
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:36,359
Speaker 1: hashtag natural flight and hashtag contest and tell them what

447
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: you name your private jet if you had one. You

448
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,040
Speaker 1: should probably clarify though that twenty five thousand dollars, it's

449
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 1: probably just for the flight, twelve bucks of it spent

450
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:48,960
Speaker 1: on the actual beer to patoxes on it, you probably will. Actually, Yeah,

451
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,639
Speaker 1: there you go. If you want to fly around a

452
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,640
Speaker 1: private jet to nowhere and drink a bunch of bad

453
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 1: beer and have a terrible hangover by the time you land,

454
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Speaker 1: that's the contest for you. Hello, you're about to lose

455
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 1: the job, Lady has come to an end for the

456
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Speaker 1: day on nothing. Lose yeo job. You're about to lose

457
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: yeo job. You're about to lose yeoke job because you

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Speaker 1: entertaining me nothing And thank you very much for listening

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Speaker 1: to the I n N the Idiot News Network where

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00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,200
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: Another hard hitting report tomorrow, same time. This is I

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Speaker 1: n N News News, The Jubil Show on demand only

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Speaker 1: on iHeartRadio, and the New Hits one oh six point one.

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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits of one

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Speaker 1: oh six point one. I'm so tired. I don't even

466
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Speaker 1: know what day it is the same. I don't know

467
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 1: if it's Thursday or not. Could be Wednesday, could be Tuesday,

468
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 1: could be Monday, could be any day. I have no

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Speaker 1: idea what day it is. All the days of the same,

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00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,959
Speaker 1: whatever day it is right now, it's a throwback, throwback. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's time for dirty little secret. Remember text in four

472
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Speaker 1: one six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

473
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 1: you can tell it on the show. We give everybody

474
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,680
Speaker 1: an anonymous nickname, so that you know, nobody will know

475
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 1: your identity when you tell us whatever secret it is, okay,

476
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 1: nobody can tell by the sign of your voice. We

477
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 1: can change the sign of your voice a little bit too.

478
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 1: Also give you an anonymous nickname like I do to everybody.

479
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 1: And on the phone right now, why I said throwback,

480
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,680
Speaker 1: because Little Kim is on the phone, Ki Kim, I

481
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 1: have not heard from you in a long time. WHOA, Well,

482
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 1: you know, I've been busy being super sexy right right

483
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 1: when you in jail for a little bit. I don't know,

484
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. So what's your dirty little secret, Little Kim?

485
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: Oh wow? Oh, well you know I'm Little Kim. So

486
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 1: it's really dirty. No, it's not dirty, it's not dirty.

487
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 1: It is a secret I've probably been holding for like

488
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Speaker 1: thirteen years. So it's thirteen years. It's really weird to

489
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:57,159
Speaker 1: like talk about. It's a long time to have a secret.

490
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Speaker 1: And you've you've never told anybody this or have you

491
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 1: told some people? No, no, I haven't. I haven't told anybody.

492
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,879
Speaker 1: This has kind of become a thing where it's like

493
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:12,439
Speaker 1: I kind of can't. So I had this. I had

494
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 1: this job a long time ago, this really irritating coworker

495
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 1: who just like was new there and she was really

496
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 1: loud and she just like wouldn't shut up, and so

497
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 1: I would just like not want to hear her talk,

498
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: but not know how to stop it. So I I

499
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 1: told her I was deaf in one ear. Okay, So

500
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 1: you just didn't have to hear her talk or didn't

501
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 1: have to talk to her. I guess that's why. Yeah.

502
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 1: So I would just like if she was pissing me off,

503
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 1: I just kind of like zone out. Okay, So did

504
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 1: that just like come back? Yeah? And did that work?

505
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 1: Like telling her that you were deaf in one ear?

506
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 1: Did that shut her up? It totally did. I mean

507
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,360
Speaker 1: it didn't. It didn't shut her up, but it gave

508
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 1: me an out. And so, um, I'm not in that

509
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,160
Speaker 1: job anymore. I'm in a different job. They all still

510
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 1: think I'm deaf in one ear. So you just carried

511
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: on telling people that you definitely one, Yeah, because it's

512
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: like like I'm an introvert and I I don't know

513
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 1: how to, like, I don't know, stand up for myself

514
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: or whatever, so it's just easier to like just check out,

515
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 1: just ignore people. I'm sorry. Yeah, and then it usually

516
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: also just like changes it gets them off whatever their

517
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 1: bulk is. Um, so it works super well. Uh and

518
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 1: everyone at my job, which I've now been at for

519
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 1: like five years, thinks that I'm definite one here. So

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00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 1: do you have any like coworker friends that know your

521
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 1: secret at all or like or friends with that should know.

522
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: I don't do it with my good friends. But also

523
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 1: my good friends don't know that I do it. It's

524
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 1: actually a really great idea in the future. Do you

525
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 1: plan on never like making up some other conditions maybe

526
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,120
Speaker 1: to get out of conversations aside from the deaf air,

527
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 1: I mean I don't. I don't think like pretending to

528
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 1: have a headache really counts. So no, yeah, that's true. Okay,

529
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Speaker 1: have you heard anybody say anything around you before because

530
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: I think you're deaf? They didn't think that you may

531
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: have heard because people think that I'm deaf in one ear,

532
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: like if they're on the side of me, that's that's deaf.

533
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 1: Like they just like say so much stuff that they

534
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: have so much dirt on my workers. And that must

535
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: suck for you too, because you can't break character and

536
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 1: like acknowledge what they're saying. Oh, that's gonna be hard.

537
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 1: I mean, after it's been so long at this point,

538
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 1: I just kind of like file it away. You know,

539
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 1: how do you notre Wow, that's crazy, because yeah, someone

540
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: was next to me. They thought that I was deaf

541
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Speaker 1: in one ear, like you've been telling everybody for thirteen

542
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: years now, and someone says something shocking, I'd probably turn

543
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 1: my head and be like, what, Yeah, sorry, hand supposed

544
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 1: to be deaf? Ye? What's your dirty little secret? The

545
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: Jubil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New

546
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: Hits one h six point one. It's another Jubil Phone

547
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Speaker 1: frame day mornings only on the New Hits one oh

548
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Speaker 1: six by one. Hello, Hi, This is Jason and Sarah. Hey.

549
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: Hey this Jason and Sarah Fresco. Is this Amber? Oh? Yeah, hey,

550
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: thanks for calling. How are you doing? We're good and hey,

551
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: So we just want to hop on the phone real

552
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: quick and ask you a couple of questions because you know,

553
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: obviously we take it very importantly when someone's watching our

554
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: little ones of course, of course. No. I mean absolutely

555
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: ask me anything you need too. Yeah. So how long

556
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: have you been nanning for I've been danning for over

557
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: five years. Okay, have you nannied for any couples before? Um? Yeah,

558
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: I mean most most people that I meaned for our family.

559
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: So you know this, good point? Good point? Sorry about that.

560
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: So what kind of fun games do you play with

561
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 1: your children? I mean it depends. Sometimes the family will

562
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: have games that they prefer for me to play with

563
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: them or do you know what, Sarah? That is a

564
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: good That is a great question. I didn't even think

565
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: to ask that to her. Yeah, did the kids ever

566
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 1: act like dogs or like pets or anything? But do

567
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: you play like pretend? Yeah? I guess sometimes. Yeah. I

568
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 1: mean you know, depending on what the age they're at,

569
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: you know, they might they might have that like they

570
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 1: crawl around and you know, bark and things like that.

571
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 1: I mean, have you ever used a leash um like

572
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: on on the towel? Yeah? Well yeah, I think what

573
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: Sarah means is, you know those leashes that they have

574
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 1: on kids to keep them under control. You ever use

575
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: one of those? No? I can't say I have Have

576
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 1: you ever used any any kind of leash at all, um,

577
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 1: you know, whether on a child or a small child

578
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: or an adult man. No, I can't say it. Are

579
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 1: you opposed to? Okay? Are we talking about like us

580
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: to at least have a dog? Because no, no, no, no,

581
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: we're just talking about in general. If you what's your

582
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: what's the word Sarah? Sarah, what's your experience with a leish?

583
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 1: Have much experience with Leisha? Yeah? Definitely not, not a

584
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: whole lot of experience. You guys know that I'm a nanny,

585
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: right like, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, that's been our

586
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: main questions were right now, just you know, the dog

587
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 1: caller thing and how comfortable you are with that and

588
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: if you are good at massages? Oh okay, uh, this

589
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 1: is kind of getting a little creepy if I'm being honest,

590
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: Like she doesn't even know anything at that. I'm sorry,

591
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 1: what did this? He's just a jokester. You'll find I

592
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: joke a lot, don't I, Babe? I joke a lot,

593
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 1: Yeah you do, I do. I joke a lot. So

594
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: so how much do you charge an hour? Well, if

595
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:55,239
Speaker 1: they're not very well behaved, I usually charge a little bit.

596
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 1: Like they we are pro spanking, spank away if you

597
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: need to. I'm honestly, I'm very confused as to what

598
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: you're talking about right now. This seems really weird. I

599
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 1: don't think Danielle told her what we were calling about,

600
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: like so well rounded nanny, his first experience, and all

601
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: kinds of things around the house. You guys are seriously sick,

602
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: like this is this is weird. There's something wrong with you. Okay,

603
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 1: where does this is an interview? So just we're just

604
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: trying to see if you're a good fit for us.

605
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 1: So just take your hand back, Smack me in the mouth,

606
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 1: my dirty hot mouth. Yeah, slap him in his dirty

607
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: hot mouth, right in it? Do it right now? What

608
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 1: the is seriously going on? You two are disgusting, Like

609
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: I am a nanny. I'm a nanny, know not the

610
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: fantasy you guys can just hire like you're fit. I

611
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: don't think she's I don't think she's role playing with

612
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: us right now. I think she's serious. Um, excuse me?

613
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Like she's not found at all? Um?

614
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 1: So are you still there? Party foul? Yes, I'm still

615
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: here and dan Yelle told you to call me. I

616
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 1: think I think here's what I think happened. Okay, um, babe, Yes, Sarah,

617
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 1: I got my notes wrong. This was actually the call

618
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: for the nanny and not the other thing we were

619
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: trying to do. Oh so this is sort of awkward. Um,

620
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: can we sort of start this over again. This is

621
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: Jason and Sarah Fresco. Nice to meet you, and we

622
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 1: wanted to kind of interview about being a nanny for us.

623
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 1: I absolutely do not want to interview over the job.

624
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: There's no wayam how you need to just go ahead

625
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: and just call whoever you were planning on for your

626
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: weird stetty fantasy name because I'm oh, hold on, let

627
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: me first. Let us first tell you this is a

628
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Speaker 1: prank phone call. Yeah, hello, what do you mean this

629
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Speaker 1: is a prank phone call? I mean that this is

630
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 1: a prank phone call. This is actually Jewel and Alex

631
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.

632
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: What's up, Amberg? Get it's a joke. Oh my god,

633
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: friend and Neill set you up. She said you're a nanny,

634
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: so we wanted to call in mest with you. Yeah,

635
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: you guys are scared terrible wake up every morning with

636
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: jubils phone pranks. We'd say, mornings on the twenties, The

637
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 1: Jewil Show on demand only on iHeart Radio, and the

638
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 1: New Hits one h six point one First Date. Are

639
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: you guys remember the other day when I started off

640
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 1: the First Date follow up with a very very bad,

641
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: cheesy joke. Yeah, you guys actually kind of liked it

642
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: when I did it. Yeah, it wasn't bad. I got

643
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: another one for you. Okay. You know it is October. Yeah,

644
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 1: that means Halloween's coming up, which is really scary to

645
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 1: think about because there's a guy on the phone who

646
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 1: got ghosted. Oh god, that was terrible. That was that

647
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: was bad. That don't they normally get ghosted? Yeah, they

648
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 1: all do, It's just scarier right now. That was so bad.

649
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: I apologize. It was like everybody. I followized to myself.

650
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 1: I apologize to the world for that. Terrible, terrible, terrible

651
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,800
Speaker 1: Thanks all right, never mind, Hey, Isaac, what do you

652
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 1: think about that joke? Amazing or amazing? I mean, I'm

653
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: just amazed that I got to be a punchline for

654
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 1: your show. I'm for me. Isaac is on the phone, obviously,

655
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: and he sent us an email because he went out

656
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: with a girl named Bailey. That's her name, Okay, and

657
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 1: how did she ghost you? Okay, So, I mean we've

658
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: texted before and all of that, so it's kind of

659
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 1: weird to get ghosted now. But we've been friends a while,

660
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: and when you save friends, like, how good of friends

661
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: do you mean? She used to work with one of

662
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 1: my best friends, and we've just kind of been around,

663
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: and I've kind of liked her more than more than

664
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: other people since I've gotten to know her better sort

665
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 1: of through the friend group, And so I finally decided

666
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 1: to ask her out. But what made you finally decide

667
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 1: to ask her out if you've liked her for a while.

668
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,760
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. It just kind of feels

669
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: like it feels like one of those years where you

670
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: just kind of go for it, like yeah anything, You're like, hey,

671
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: couldn't get any weirder. She might go out with me

672
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 1: any weirder, And it's a year where you need some wins,

673
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 1: so you might as well shoot your shot. Yeah. Well,

674
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: how did she say yeah? Yeah? Was she like weird

675
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: it out about it? Or was she like, oh wow,

676
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: like this is this is crazy? Like yeah she said

677
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: yeah sure, when basically like asking when so yeah sure win? Yeah,

678
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: sure win. Straight to the point, how was the actual date?

679
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 1: What did you guys do? So Halloween's coming up, like

680
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: you said in your joke. Yeah, and uh. And so

681
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 1: one of my favorite places is this corn maze that

682
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: I've been going to since high school, um, every year.

683
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,320
Speaker 1: So I was like, Okay, this is going to be

684
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 1: perfect because I don't think she's been to it. Uh.

685
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,399
Speaker 1: And so we go to this corn maze and they're

686
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 1: not operating this year, like because yeah, I think just

687
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 1: because of like COVID and social if you didn't check

688
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 1: it beforehand. No, I just it was open every year,

689
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 1: and I was kind of excited that she said yes,

690
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 1: I mean when she said when she asked when, I

691
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 1: was like, how about tomorrow? So I didn't have a

692
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,839
Speaker 1: lot of planning time. I know it's been open every year,

693
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 1: but this would be a year to check. Yeah, this

694
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: would be the year. Yeah. And by the way, there's

695
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 1: probably nothing more attractive than a guy not being able

696
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 1: to make plans right Alex or just wait until the

697
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: last minute. No, women don't find that sex thing. Okay, yeah,

698
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 1: I don't think she did either. So I'm trying to

699
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: figure out what to do next. So we go. We're

700
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,919
Speaker 1: sitting in my car I'm like googling if there's any

701
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: other corn maazing around that are open, and that's taking

702
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 1: too long. So I just say, how about we just

703
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 1: go back to my place and watch a scary movie.

704
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: And she was cool with that. Yeah, that's good for

705
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 1: you because that's that's a lot more intimate feel than

706
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 1: than the mace. Well, you've never been to a corn

707
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 1: maze there, keep you cool for me. It's almost like

708
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: you planned it, Isaac, did you. I mean it kind

709
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: of felt like our I if she's this is working out,

710
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: you know, it wasn't going to offer this on the

711
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 1: first date. But I'm glad it's working and uh so,

712
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: so we go back and we're watching the movie and

713
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,720
Speaker 1: it's cool. And what was the movie you guys watched?

714
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: We watched Sinister. Have you guys seen it? Yeah? No,

715
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,399
Speaker 1: that's a really scary Yeah it was scary. Okay, yeah,

716
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: I don't watch a lot of scary movies. Oh I

717
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: love scary. Yeah, I mean no, it actually was really scary.

718
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you guys, but obviously, you know,

719
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 1: it was being being the man for a while we

720
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,839
Speaker 1: were watching it and all that. I put my arm

721
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 1: around her and she leans into it, so I'm like,

722
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 1: I'm in right, you know. So the movie ends and

723
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 1: I kind of didn't know if I should go for

724
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: the kids or not. So it's just kind of this

725
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:47,439
Speaker 1: like awkward hug. We said goodbye, and I thought thought

726
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 1: the whole thing went well and we had a connection.

727
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: But I keep reaching out toured see if she'd like

728
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 1: to go out again, and I'm just not hearing anything.

729
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,800
Speaker 1: So I need you guys. She hasn't talked to you

730
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 1: at all since the date. Huh. No, I mean we

731
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,760
Speaker 1: talked later that night I called her and which seemed

732
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 1: like things were good. So I felt great about the date,

733
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 1: but nothing ever since. Do you think it was because

734
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 1: the corn maze was closed and that it just wasn't

735
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: like a plant like what you guys planned on doing.

736
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't think that was an issue because

737
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: the movie went well, but now I kind of think

738
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,840
Speaker 1: that's what it was. Okay, so she actually talked to

739
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: you after the date two and naturally not answering. That's weird.

740
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: All right, Well we'll figure out what happened, Okay, first

741
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 1: date follow up. I've never liked watching scary movies on dates, really, No,

742
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 1: not at all right, in the middle of a first

743
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,320
Speaker 1: date follow up. We'll get to that in just a second.

744
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 1: I just feel like it's a bad set up for

745
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 1: a date, and it's always I get in my head

746
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 1: about it. So Isaac, who's on the phone for a

747
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: first date followup right now? He went out with a

748
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 1: girl named Bailey. He had planned to go to a

749
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 1: corn Maze. Corn Mayze was closed. He didn't check ahead

750
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: of time, so they decided to go back to his

751
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: place and watch a scary movie. What was the movie again, Isaac?

752
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,479
Speaker 1: It was Sinister? Sinister? Okay, So they watched a scary

753
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,879
Speaker 1: movie together, and he thinks everything went fine. They even

754
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 1: talked after the date for a little while, like right after.

755
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: But I was gonna say I never like watching scary

756
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 1: moves on dates because if you do want to make

757
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 1: a move or something, it's always awkward. Somebody just got

758
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: murdered and you're like, I'm so turned on right now.

759
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 1: It just kids in my head. Yeah, that are really

760
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 1: sad documentaries. I don't know, it just feels awkward to

761
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 1: being like, let's let's switch real quick. It is all right, Isaac.

762
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 1: So other than the fact that you messed up the

763
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: corn based thing. You don't know why she's not calling

764
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,360
Speaker 1: you back. Yeah, I thought everything was good after that,

765
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: and I really want a second chance because I like

766
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 1: her a lot. All right, cool, Well with dollar phone

767
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:32,879
Speaker 1: right now? See we can get her on the phone

768
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 1: and find out what happened. Here we go, Hi, man,

769
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: speak to Bailey. Please is hey Bailey? How are you?

770
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: This is Jewil from the Jewil Show. It's a radio show.

771
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:55,399
Speaker 1: Oh um, and with me right now is the entire show.

772
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 1: So I'm Jewil. That is my Hota's wife, Alex free

773
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: at hello and over here is English Ovan, good morning,

774
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 1: Oh hello. So we do a segment on this show

775
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: called the first Date follow Up. What that is is

776
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with someone and

777
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: then not call them back after, they can email us

778
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: to get you on the phone and figure out what happened.

779
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 1: So you recently went out with someone and aren't calling

780
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: them back. Do you have a second to talk to

781
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:24,840
Speaker 1: us about that? Please? Um? I guess do you know

782
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: who we're talking about? I don't want to say, in

783
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:33,359
Speaker 1: case I get it wrong, in case you get it wrong. Well,

784
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 1: the guy that I'm calling about. His name is Isaac. Isaac.

785
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: He yes, Emilie about me. Okay, correct, he told us

786
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 1: about your date, and he said he really liked you,

787
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: and he doesn't know why you're not answering any of

788
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,839
Speaker 1: his phone calls or text messages now, so we're calling

789
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 1: to find out why. Can you tell us? I mean,

790
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 1: I will say it was fine. I mean I had

791
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: a good time, you know what. I know what I've found,

792
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: you know, throughout my life as far as dating goes,

793
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,760
Speaker 1: When a woman describes a date as fine, well, anything

794
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 1: is fine usually means it wasn't mind blowing. So so

795
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: the date was fine, but you're not calling him back.

796
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: So was it like him not being prepared or knowing

797
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: the corn mays was canceled? Or I mean, I mean

798
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: it was. It was more like annoying than anything else.

799
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: It wasn't like a big deal because it was just like,

800
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: I mean, right now, you've probably should be checking if

801
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 1: everything is open. But I'm more led back than being like,

802
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 1: oh my god, you don't google ahead of time. Okay,

803
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: Well that's cool. That's very patient of you. I don't

804
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 1: know if a lot of people would feel the same.

805
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,240
Speaker 1: I mean, if you like him, yeah, then you're probably

806
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: be patient. Do you like him? I mean I don't

807
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 1: like him. Okay, so you kind of like him, but

808
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 1: you're not returning his phone calls. What's the reason. So

809
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:54,399
Speaker 1: we had a good evening, and I mean I even

810
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: agreed to watch a scary movie, which is not my thing.

811
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: And after the movie ended, you know, like, I was like,

812
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: I I should go home, and I left. I went

813
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 1: back to my apartment and he called me, which I

814
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 1: asked him to call me, but I didn't think he

815
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 1: was going to call me like an hour later, call

816
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 1: me tomorrow or something. Yeah, yeah, or like in a

817
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: couple of days. Ye. So yeah, I mean it was

818
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,360
Speaker 1: like two o'clock in the morning, so I thought, oh,

819
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:23,800
Speaker 1: my gosh, something wrong. So I answered, and he was

820
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 1: just really scared about the movie. What he was freaking out.

821
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,399
Speaker 1: He was like, I can't go to sleep. I keep

822
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: seeing it every time unclose my eyes. I really need

823
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: you to just talk to me until I'm all asleep

824
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 1: so I don't have any nightmares. Oh wow, Do you

825
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 1: think he just wanted to talk to you. Oh that's

826
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 1: a good point. It might have been that. No, it

827
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 1: was not like he wanted me to like tell him

828
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: like blulla byes, my god, you know, what this reminds

829
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: me to reminds me of as a kid when I

830
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 1: was have sleepovers at other friends houses and I wanted

831
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 1: to go home in the middle of the night, so

832
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: I'd call my mom. That's what it sounds like. So

833
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 1: you're not calling him back because he's acting like a

834
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 1: baby because of a scary movie. I'm know his mom.

835
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 1: Call your mom, Tell her mom. I went on a

836
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,439
Speaker 1: date with this cute girl. I watched a scary movie

837
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 1: that I couldn't handle, and I need to help you

838
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: get that's really funny. It doesn't make sense to me.

839
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense. He did mention though, that you

840
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: guys spoke, but he didn't leave the pot out where

841
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 1: he was scared. Yeah, well yeah, he thought it was

842
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,359
Speaker 1: a positive. He was like, I even called her later

843
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: and she answered, But he didn't tell us that he

844
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 1: called later because he was in the morning. Well there's

845
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 1: another reason. Might have wanted less than to talk him

846
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 1: to sleep. But I mean it was just weird for me. Yeah,

847
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 1: I can understand that. You know what else is weird.

848
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 1: He's actually on the other line listening and wants to

849
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 1: talk to you. Oh hey Bailey, Hey Isaac. So that's

850
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: the reason why. Uh, yeah, it was a scary movie.

851
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 1: I'm aware. I didn't know it was gonna be that scary. Okay,

852
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: but why call her in the middle of the night

853
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: asking her to like, I can't believe you did that? Well?

854
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,720
Speaker 1: Who who better to understand? You just saw the same movie,

855
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: so you'll get you'll get it. I don't know. Just

856
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: just find some lavender sense and take a unison, Bailey,

857
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 1: I don't actually like scary movies. I just figured you would, right,

858
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: all right, you should ask, hey, what kind of movie

859
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,800
Speaker 1: would you like to want? Wow, there's a lot of

860
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 1: all teams themed movies that one can watch without it

861
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: being a scary movie. We gonna watch I Love You

862
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: Think I'm gonna put on Halloween Town Like that would

863
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: have been a better movie. It's not even about the movie.

864
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: It's about the fact that you had to call me

865
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 1: to comfort you. Well, I'm sorry that I thought I

866
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: could be honest with you and and be emotionally available

867
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 1: about being scared. He just pulled the you're being insensitive

868
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 1: card on you, and that he's a rare man is

869
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,320
Speaker 1: emotionally available. How are you going to deal with that? Bailey?

870
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: You might say, emotionally available? How do I just call you? Hey, Bailey,

871
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on another date with Isaac?

872
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 1: Will pay for it? Would you like to go out

873
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: on another date with Isaac? No, we can watch a

874
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 1: different movie. We can, you know, go out. I'll make

875
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: sure it's open. Bailey. I'm sorry, Honestly, I just really

876
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: liked you for a while, so I've been overthinking. I'm please,

877
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 1: can I get one more chance? Bailey? Are there? From there?

878
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: From here? I'm thinking, I'm thinking, oh wow, oh my gosh.

879
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: I know I was like, I thought, you're just looking

880
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,839
Speaker 1: up like I'm done with this conversation. The dramatic polls. Yeah,

881
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 1: what do you think, Bailey? Give him one more shot?

882
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: I don't really see this going anywhere, and I'll tell

883
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: you that up front. So if you let me take

884
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 1: everything that we do, we can go out one more time. Okay,

885
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 1: so one more time, knowing that it's probably not gonna work.

886
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: Isa think you're cool with that? Look, I know where

887
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: you stand, and here we go, Like she's being up front.

888
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: That's true. You know I'm not leading you on. Yeah, yeah, no,

889
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,319
Speaker 1: that's fair. I'll take what I can get, all right, man?

890
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: Congratulations good luck. I know this is going to be

891
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,359
Speaker 1: scary going forward, but you can always call us. Venis

892
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to again? Oh well, there is a

893
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: sinister too, so me and you can watch Stay Away

894
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 1: from That The Jewils Show on demand only on iHeartRadio

895
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: and The New Hits one oh six point one Jebils

896
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits and one oh

897
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 1: six point one. The person on the phone to tell

898
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 1: us a dirty little Secret right now has a lot.

899
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 1: I love dirty little secrets, big dirty secrets. Yes, I

900
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 1: remember it's dirty little Secret text in four one to

901
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 1: six one. If you have something that you want to

902
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 1: get off your chest, you can air it out on

903
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: the show. No judgment. We might judge you depending on

904
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 1: what it is, but also nobody will know who you are.

905
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: We keep everybody anonymous. That's why I always give everybody

906
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 1: who wants to tell us a dirty little secret an

907
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: anonymous nickname. And I guess because it's Halloween time, this

908
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: dude's waking up again and Freddy Krueger is on the

909
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 1: phone to tell us a dirty little secret. What's up,

910
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: mister Krueger. I'm gonna call you, mister Krueger because I

911
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: want to respect you. I don't want to pitch you off.

912
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to make you angry. I've actually made

913
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: my day. So Freddie Krueger, what's a dirty little segret?

914
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: You can tell us that it's not going to scarre

915
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 1: us for a life. Yeah, we already know about the

916
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 1: Killing State. That's been documenting quite a few movies, so

917
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 1: let's get you know, anything I do is not nearly

918
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 1: as bad as that, right. Yeah, Well, oh my gosh,

919
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm doing y um. Well, um, I

920
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 1: heard the segment on the show, and um, this is

921
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 1: just something I've been wanting to get off my chest

922
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 1: for a long time, but I couldn't really figure out,

923
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,840
Speaker 1: like who to tell. So this is something It happened

924
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: like a while ago. I'm not going to say how long,

925
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 1: but it happened back in college. Um huh. I I

926
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: wasn't doing so great in my class, and um what

927
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 1: class was it? It was my English class and I

928
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: had to take it to get my degree because it

929
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,839
Speaker 1: was one of the prerequisites. I didn't go I went

930
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: to I went to a community college for like a second,

931
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 1: but I remember you had to take English and math

932
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 1: and things like that. Yeah, you have to do all

933
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 1: those yeah, stupid ones, stupid cology courses. Yeah, and um,

934
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: you know I wasn't doing so great as the class

935
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: and I had to pass it in order to get

936
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 1: my degree. I'm I slept with my professor to get

937
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: a better grade. WHOA, wow, really did it work? It?

938
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: I passed the class and got my degree. It would

939
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:04,839
Speaker 1: have been really bad if you did that and then

940
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,919
Speaker 1: it gave you an F there, like it was that bad.

941
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,359
Speaker 1: I feel like that happens all the time. I bet

942
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: you it does, does it? That's so worrying? Yeah? I

943
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 1: mean I've never done that. He does. I've never gone

944
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 1: to college, but if I did, would I? Yes, I

945
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 1: don't blame you. If I could sleep my way to

946
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,840
Speaker 1: a better grade, I'd probably do it too. Yeah, it

947
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 1: doesn't work so well for men. I feel it doesn't.

948
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna ask you in a second how it happened,

949
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: how you decided to approach your teacher. But just the

950
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: English heavens point, it's very rare that as a dude,

951
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,839
Speaker 1: you could walk up to a female professor and be like, Hey,

952
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Instead of me taking this test,

953
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: how about I take my shirt? Off like, no, take

954
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:46,439
Speaker 1: the test. So how did you approach your professor about that? Well,

955
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 1: my professor was kind of a you know, he was

956
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:53,800
Speaker 1: a new professor. He was pretty young, and he's really handsome,

957
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: and Alice didn't have to like hop on top of

958
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: a grenade for the grade. Like it sounds like he

959
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 1: wasn't like an old nasty dude. He was like a

960
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 1: younger guy, right. Yeah, And you know, we've just kind

961
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:06,320
Speaker 1: of been flirting a little bit the whole semester and

962
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 1: I we were talking after class one day. I kind

963
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: of flirted a little bit more and said, why don't

964
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 1: we go talk about it over coffee? And it just

965
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 1: kind of wink from there. It's like the story of

966
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 1: a bad adult movie, it does. It sounds like a

967
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 1: bad romantic comedy, or not even a romantic comedy, Like

968
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: it sounds like a bad lifetime movie. I'm guessing you

969
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:27,320
Speaker 1: walked up to him with like an apple and a

970
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:32,840
Speaker 1: blouse button down way too far. Well I might as

971
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,839
Speaker 1: well have. Yeah, I kind of threw myself at him.

972
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: Well it sounds like it worked for you. Yeah, good job,

973
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 1: it did, Thank you, Thank you. And I actually feel

974
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,400
Speaker 1: a whole lot bettering now. That I've talked about it.

975
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 1: Thank you. So did you guys continue on a relationship?

976
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 1: Like if you talked to him? Since? Yes? Can you

977
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,840
Speaker 1: approached me after the after the class was done and

978
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:57,280
Speaker 1: he wanted to hook up again and I just id

979
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 1: blew him off. I'm one of the grades. Really, you

980
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: got you're grade? Didn't quit? Yeah? Pretty much? What's your

981
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? The Jewels show on demand only on

982
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,799
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio and the new Hits one oh six point one.

983
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 1: Who's Alex's worst person in the World today? Who's Alex's

984
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: worst person in the world today? People who use the

985
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 1: express check out with more than ten items? Oh, that

986
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 1: is annoying. Why is it every single time you do

987
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,880
Speaker 1: Alex's worst person in the World Today, it's always something

988
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 1: that I do. Oh Jesus, Well, that's weird because I

989
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 1: love you. Yeah, I know, but also I think you

990
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:40,279
Speaker 1: might kind of hate me. I don't though, deep down

991
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 1: somewhere in Some things really annoy me that you do,

992
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 1: but most things don't. I will say I've been guilty

993
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: of it, but not like a full cart rate. Some

994
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 1: people will go in the lane where you're supposed to

995
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: have fifteen items or less, and they will have two

996
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 1: cart fools of stuff for their whole family. Just get

997
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 1: in the line because it's shorter and nobody usually says anything,

998
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 1: and also the checker doesn't kick him out of line

999
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:03,399
Speaker 1: because customer service. But I feel like the checkers should

1000
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 1: be able to be like, hey, yeah, that's obviously four

1001
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 1: hundred fifty items and it's fifteen. I mean, how many

1002
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 1: times have you been to the grocery store and seen

1003
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 1: this A couple? I think, I don't know. I don't

1004
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,359
Speaker 1: go to the grocery store offense. I've never seen someone

1005
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 1: like with an entirely full cart do it. And I've

1006
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 1: been to the store a lot. Yeah that's true. I

1007
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,839
Speaker 1: feel like I have seen it, but maybe I'm making

1008
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 1: it up. I don't know Jules on that level now

1009
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: where he doesn't do his own shopping, Alex, he's never

1010
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:29,320
Speaker 1: done his own someone. But I mean I have definitely

1011
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 1: seen it a lot, so not maybe not like an

1012
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 1: entire fully like full cart, but way more items than ten. Yea,

1013
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,319
Speaker 1: let's see about breedom out then. I mean one over

1014
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:40,799
Speaker 1: might be you know, a few overs fine, but yeah,

1015
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: come on, no, I was gonna say, yeah, any more

1016
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 1: than one like two, that's just a total disregard for

1017
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:47,439
Speaker 1: everyone else in the line then even just one or two. Wow,

1018
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: you guys are rule fall. It's for people who are like,

1019
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:53,880
Speaker 1: who have a small things and like it's just a quicker,

1020
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: you know, for people. I've always looked at it as

1021
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,960
Speaker 1: just a guideline. No, Thanky, ten items are less, but

1022
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 1: if you got twelve, it's fine. That's why I've always

1023
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:03,360
Speaker 1: looked at it. I mean, I would still do twelve.

1024
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: Do you look at the lure as a guideline? Yeah,

1025
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 1: most of the time with most things, so we need

1026
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 1: to change that. I mean I actually count my items

1027
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:14,279
Speaker 1: if I go in the express checkout, like doing it too. Yeah,

1028
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,879
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I've never done that. I've also really

1029
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 1: never said, oh my god like that. You've also really

1030
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:22,319
Speaker 1: never grocery shop, That's true. I don't know if there's

1031
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 1: any place on the planet that I despise being more

1032
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 1: than the grocery store. I don't know what it is

1033
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:29,839
Speaker 1: about it, but I hate going grocery shopping. I hate

1034
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 1: going in the grocer store so much. There have been times,

1035
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 1: and Alex can vouch for this. By the way, I

1036
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 1: always had to point it out. Alex and I are married,

1037
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 1: We're not just hanging out the grocer store all the time.

1038
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 1: Alex can vouch for this, though. There's been plenty of

1039
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 1: times where I've needed something at the grocery store or

1040
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 1: another store like a Walmart, and I'll grab it and

1041
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 1: then I'll go up to the checkout and the line's long,

1042
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 1: and I'm like, nam, I'm good, and I'll just leave.

1043
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 1: I can't even tell you how many times he's literally

1044
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 1: been at the checkout and he's like, forget it, and

1045
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, what are you talking about. We need this,

1046
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,920
Speaker 1: We're not leaving. I don't want to wait. I mean

1047
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,359
Speaker 1: more times than I can remember. And it's so weird,

1048
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,399
Speaker 1: isn't it. It is weird. I know, like you're there,

1049
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 1: You're already there in line. I just can't wait on

1050
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 1: the line. It's and I'll just ditch whatever it is.

1051
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 1: I'll set it down and I'll just leave the store.

1052
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: If I'm starving and I still annoying, I'm like, you

1053
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Speaker 1: are not doing this right now? Like do you do

1054
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: that anywhere else? Like with other things? No, not really,

1055
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,759
Speaker 1: It's just the grocery store something about it. I can't

1056
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 1: handle being in there for too long. It's bizarre. It

1057
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: is weird. I do understand that I've gotten so I've

1058
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 1: ditched so many items that I've really needed in the

1059
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 1: moment because I just can't wait in the line for

1060
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Speaker 1: very leaks. Well maybe if there wasn't you know, people

1061
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 1: going through express check out with way too many items,

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00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 1: and you could have gone through the express checkout self checkout,

1063
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:42,479
Speaker 1: you could have done that self. The self checkouts worse,

1064
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,839
Speaker 1: so do I. He can't do it though every time

1065
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 1: it screws up for me for some reason, you do

1066
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: it it. The self checkout lady hates me, not the

1067
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 1: one that actually works there, the human. The computer doesn't

1068
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:54,800
Speaker 1: like me, and it always screws up, and then I

1069
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:57,319
Speaker 1: have to wait there for thirty minutes. It's probably two minutes.

1070
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 1: It's probably forty seconds for the person that works at

1071
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 1: the grocery store to come up and be like swipe

1072
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 1: and come up and swipe something so the computer gets

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00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 1: back on track. Though I don't. I always go for

1074
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:10,240
Speaker 1: a person because I have more trouble with the automated

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00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:14,360
Speaker 1: checkout do It's the worst for me. Have you ever

1076
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,840
Speaker 1: done this? If you have like sixteen items and it's fifteen,

1077
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 1: will you take one out. No, oh, I've done that

1078
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:22,319
Speaker 1: never just to apply. Oh you're really sweet. I mean

1079
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 1: the checkers do get annoyed if people do have too much,

1080
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 1: and they will tell him sorry, this is only fifty

1081
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 1: like I've seen it. Yeah, oh that's cool. Store a lot.

1082
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:35,000
Speaker 1: Yeah inside, I know. I said it at the beginning

1083
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 1: of this when Alex said her worst person in the

1084
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 1: world today was people who take too many items in

1085
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 1: the express checkout lane at the grocery store. When she

1086
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 1: said that, I was like, yeah, I see people doing

1087
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 1: it all. Obviously I was making that up. I saw

1088
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:49,279
Speaker 1: a meme somewhere or something. Yeah. How many times are

1089
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: you with the group? I mean he's only been actually

1090
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 1: to the grocery store for himself, like maybe three times.

1091
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:59,839
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Yeah, I'll not eat, I'll shower the week. Well,

1092
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: you're also you need to like you don't have a

1093
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 1: wife that will do it for you. But even when

1094
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 1: I was single, I didn't go to the groceries. No,

1095
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,879
Speaker 1: I don't understand. I just wouldn't do it. I would

1096
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 1: go buy groceries at seven eleven. Before I would do that,

1097
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I know they have some toilet paperit

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00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 1: sevenleven I was going to seven eleven. It's easier, but

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Speaker 1: you have gone with me a lot. Yes, I pushed

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00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,440
Speaker 1: the cart, Yes, and I do what I'm told. Yes,

1101
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 1: because I'm a big play I actually sit in one

1102
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 1: of those race car carts that they have. I actually fit.

1103
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 1: It's true. But yeah, other than that, he wouldn't be

1104
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Speaker 1: going unless he was a sweet husband and going with me. Yeah. Yeah,

1105
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Speaker 1: that's the only time all goes with Alex because she's

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00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 1: worth it. You're worth going to the grocery with. Well.

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Speaker 1: Start negative but has ended very positive. Well all London

1108
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 1: negative because so people who use the express checkout that

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Speaker 1: have more than the appropriate amount of items that they

1110
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Speaker 1: should be allowed to take through and waste people's time

1111
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,439
Speaker 1: who are trying to get through in a hurry because

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Speaker 1: it's called express. You are the worst person in the

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Speaker 1: world today. That was Alex's worst person in the world today.

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Speaker 1: That was Alex's worst person in the world today, the

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