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Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty little Secret? Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: So my dirty little secret is this, Ever since college,

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Speaker 3: I've been into like older women, And that's not the secret,

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Speaker 3: but like I kind of lie about my age.

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Speaker 1: Okay, to be older or younger.

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Speaker 3: Oh, definitely older, because like I'll go on like dating

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Speaker 3: apps and stuff like that, and like I want to

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Speaker 3: see the ladies that are like in their late thirties

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Speaker 3: maybe early forties, that sort of thing.

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Speaker 4: And so like I thought we say older, I thought

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Speaker 4: you were like going way older, right right, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well maybe maybe not that old, maybe not yet, but

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Speaker 3: like you know, I've always had like a deeper voice

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Speaker 3: and like a lot of facial hair, so you know,

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Speaker 3: it's been really easy to lie about my age. So

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Speaker 3: like even when I meet the dates, I'm like, you know, hi, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm like forty two or like forty three, that kind

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Speaker 3: of thing, and they totally buy it.

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Speaker 1: How old are you?

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Speaker 3: Twenty seven?

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Speaker 1: Wow? Okay, and they believe you. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The thing is with most of them, I guess you

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Speaker 4: could call them cougars pumas.

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Speaker 1: Pumas.

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Speaker 4: Okay, they probably would like it if you were twenty seven,

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Speaker 4: I know, right, you know, well, I don't.

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Speaker 3: Know, man, so far, it's been really working out. Like

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Speaker 3: you know, some of the older ladies have you know,

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Speaker 3: really felt like, oh they're making a connection that sort

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Speaker 3: of thing. But for me, it's just they know what

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Speaker 3: they want, they're beautiful, and you know I just kind.

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Speaker 1: Of go for that.

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Speaker 4: You know, who really knows what they want and they're beautiful?

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Speaker 4: Eighty try it?

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Speaker 1: Who knows? Maybe one day?

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Speaker 4: Why I have a weird question, what are you going

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Speaker 4: to do like later in life if you're still into

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Speaker 4: older women?

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Speaker 1: Like, are you just planning to be alone the last

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Speaker 1: fifteen I don't.

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Speaker 3: Know, maybe eighties where it's at?

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Speaker 1: Man, Well, thank you for your dirty little secret? Hey, no,

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Speaker 1: thank you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: All right, buddy, Hello, Hello, do you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret? I do? Sweet? What is it?

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Speaker 2: So? My dirty little secret is my boyfriend thinks he sleepwalks,

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Speaker 2: and he thinks this because I've been convincing him.

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Speaker 1: Why why?

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Speaker 2: So basically it's like all started like a couple of

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Speaker 2: weeks ago. I had got home late from work and

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Speaker 2: he was sleeping.

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Speaker 1: And I had, you know, just.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely devoured the last of the apple pie we had

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Speaker 2: in the fridge. And you know when he woke up

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Speaker 2: the next morning and saw it was gone. He was devastated,

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Speaker 2: like so excited about eating it that day after he

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Speaker 2: got back from work. So in that moment, I couldn't

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Speaker 2: like bring myself to tell him that I ate it.

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Speaker 2: So I told him that.

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Speaker 1: He he ate it.

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Speaker 2: I was like, what do you mean, like you ate

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Speaker 2: it last night? You pat it and you know so

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Speaker 2: now he's been spiraling doing research about sleepwalking?

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Speaker 1: Are you ever gonna tell him? I? I really don't

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Speaker 1: know how.

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Speaker 2: I don't have the heart, And honestly, this is one

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Speaker 2: of the funniest things I've ever experienced in my life.

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Speaker 4: Just do it to him for a little while longer

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Speaker 4: and have fun with it, but then go, it's weird,

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Speaker 4: You're not doing it at all anymore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm stressed to stop happening. Thanks for your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, Thanks for having me. But what's your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret? Text you bol to four one oh six

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Speaker 1: one