WEBVTT - DJ Dribs Is Spinning At Your Wedding

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durant phone tap. All right, Scary, tell me all

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<v Speaker 1>about this phone tap you're doing here.

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<v Speaker 2>So Derek wants to play a phone tap on his

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<v Speaker 2>fiance Julie. Julie has been a control freak about every

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<v Speaker 2>last detail of her wedding except for.

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<v Speaker 1>Booking the DJ.

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<v Speaker 3>She left that to Derek.

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<v Speaker 2>But she's been wanting to speak to the DJ and

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<v Speaker 2>go over all the introductions for the reception.

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<v Speaker 3>And all that.

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<v Speaker 2>So Derek's going to pretend to be at the DJ

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<v Speaker 2>company office and introduce me as their wedding DJ.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, so Scary is the wedding DJ. Let's see

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<v Speaker 3>what happens in today's phone tap. Here we go, Hello, Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>what's up? Nothing, I'm actually at the DJ place.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, huh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I just want to let you know that I

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<v Speaker 1>put the final payment down. Is he cool or lets me?

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<v Speaker 4>He's great?

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<v Speaker 2>If you want to talk to him, you can talk

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<v Speaker 2>to him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So his name is DJ Dribs.

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<v Speaker 2>What something goes by?

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<v Speaker 1>Dame, I'm gonna turn this mother out. That's kind of gross.

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<v Speaker 1>Pusslem Okay, that doesn't sound classic, Julie. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're ready for the big day.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's gonna be a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Do you have.

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<v Speaker 2>Another name you could go by instead?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, no, no, that is how I'm known the clubs.

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<v Speaker 1>This way, I'm knowing I have a legendary name.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you just use your real name?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, my name is Dick Dick Dribbler, but I go

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<v Speaker 1>by DJ Dribs.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you don't have to say a name you never.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not about you, it's about us.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that this was going to be one of

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<v Speaker 2>those upbeat parties, you know, bumping bass and then some house.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't want any house music at our wedding. Say what, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a wedding, house music all that long. It's a wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a club.

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<v Speaker 3>We're not at a club. Yo, Derek, what's with her?

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me? Let me talk to Okay, hold on, Julie.

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this guy?

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<v Speaker 3>So listen, listen, listen.

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<v Speaker 4>Just let him.

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<v Speaker 2>Let him run a few intros you he wrote them?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, what is that name? Is that real? That's

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<v Speaker 1>his name?

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<v Speaker 2>You know he's famous.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna have a famous name.

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<v Speaker 3>As I googled him and nothing came.

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<v Speaker 2>He's some shlub.

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<v Speaker 3>He does clubs, he does strip joints.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's on is his own way, no way, No,

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<v Speaker 1>here's a strip club.

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<v Speaker 3>He ain't gonna do my wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I mean he's disgusting he does that.

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<v Speaker 2>But just give him a chance.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you know we turned the party out every time.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got videos on YouTube and everything. I thought I

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna run through some of the intros. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't wait to hear these. See here I wrote one

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<v Speaker 1>for the brother of the bride, ladies and jelling. Here

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<v Speaker 1>he comes. He's Collin, the bride's brother from another mother, escorted.

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<v Speaker 3>By the voluptuous very.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not funny.

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<v Speaker 1>He's adopted.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. That's why I wrote that.

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<v Speaker 1>Derek was telling me that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Not funny at all, and that is very insecure about

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<v Speaker 2>her chest. You will not say that, but that's part

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<v Speaker 2>of what people know.

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<v Speaker 4>DJ dribs by no by our introductions and how we

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<v Speaker 4>bring people into the room.

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<v Speaker 1>We're crowd motivators, you know, like now the motivator, my

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<v Speaker 1>crowd intigators. How about this one I got for your

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<v Speaker 1>mother the bride. Your mom now entering the room, she's

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<v Speaker 1>single and ray and mingle. It's Dorothy. I've got more

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<v Speaker 1>for you. I want to book he's.

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<v Speaker 4>The best man in title only because we all know

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<v Speaker 4>Julie dumped him five years ago. Escorted by Julie's best friend,

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<v Speaker 4>the reason they broke up in the first place. Put

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<v Speaker 4>your hands together for Roger and Stephanie.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why that's my signature. Dude, you hear this. You

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<v Speaker 1>can hear this for the rest of your I cut

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<v Speaker 1>paid right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you here, Julie?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>I gave you one thing to do and you totally

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<v Speaker 2>shut up.

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<v Speaker 3>He's gonna be really good.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not gonna be nothing. He's not coming.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the Ayatola rock and rolla teller. Does that mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you stupid?

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<v Speaker 2>Get the check and run?

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<v Speaker 1>I got h they are.

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<v Speaker 2>She wants me to get my money back.

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<v Speaker 3>No way, I already paid for lasting me on sunglasses.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to give out for hot, hot Hot. I

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<v Speaker 3>bought a bunch of umbrellas for its raining men.

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<v Speaker 2>Here are you thinking?

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<v Speaker 3>Is this idiot has no experience?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, she's kind of.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't believable.

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<v Speaker 4>Right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Why laughing? Are you laughing at me?

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<v Speaker 3>He's laughing because you're being phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 2>Radio.

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<v Speaker 1>This is scary. Jones mis Duran in the Morning Show. What,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, we nailed.

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<v Speaker 2>You're too bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you are terrible. DJ el Tap.

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<v Speaker 3>This phontab was.

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<v Speaker 1>Pre recorded with permission granted by All Party series

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<v Speaker 3>The Elvis Duran Phone tably on Elvi's Duran in the

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<v Speaker 3>Morning Show.