Speaker 1: Elvis Durant phone tap. All right, Scary, tell me all
Speaker 1: about this phone tap you're doing here.
Speaker 2: So Derek wants to play a phone tap on his
Speaker 2: fiance Julie. Julie has been a control freak about every
Speaker 2: last detail of her wedding except for.
Speaker 1: Booking the DJ.
Speaker 3: She left that to Derek.
Speaker 2: But she's been wanting to speak to the DJ and
Speaker 2: go over all the introductions for the reception.
Speaker 3: And all that.
Speaker 2: So Derek's going to pretend to be at the DJ
Speaker 2: company office and introduce me as their wedding DJ.
Speaker 3: All right, so Scary is the wedding DJ. Let's see
Speaker 3: what happens in today's phone tap. Here we go, Hello, Hey,
Speaker 3: what's up? Nothing, I'm actually at the DJ place.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, huh yeah.
Speaker 1: So I just want to let you know that I
Speaker 1: put the final payment down. Is he cool or lets me?
Speaker 4: He's great?
Speaker 2: If you want to talk to him, you can talk
Speaker 2: to him.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So his name is DJ Dribs.
Speaker 2: What something goes by?
Speaker 1: Dame, I'm gonna turn this mother out. That's kind of gross.
Speaker 1: Pusslem Okay, that doesn't sound classic, Julie. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're ready for the big day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be a good time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Do you have.
Speaker 2: Another name you could go by instead?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, that is how I'm known the clubs.
Speaker 1: This way, I'm knowing I have a legendary name.
Speaker 3: Can you just use your real name?
Speaker 1: Well, my name is Dick Dick Dribbler, but I go
Speaker 1: by DJ Dribs.
Speaker 2: Well, you don't have to say a name you never.
Speaker 3: It's not about you, it's about us.
Speaker 2: I thought that this was going to be one of
Speaker 2: those upbeat parties, you know, bumping bass and then some house.
Speaker 1: We don't want any house music at our wedding. Say what, No,
Speaker 1: it's a wedding, house music all that long. It's a wedding.
Speaker 1: It's not a club.
Speaker 3: We're not at a club. Yo, Derek, what's with her?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Let me talk to Okay, hold on, Julie.
Speaker 1: Who is this guy?
Speaker 3: So listen, listen, listen.
Speaker 4: Just let him.
Speaker 2: Let him run a few intros you he wrote them?
Speaker 1: I mean, what is that name? Is that real? That's
Speaker 1: his name?
Speaker 2: You know he's famous.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a famous name.
Speaker 3: As I googled him and nothing came.
Speaker 2: He's some shlub.
Speaker 3: He does clubs, he does strip joints.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's on is his own way, no way, No,
Speaker 1: here's a strip club.
Speaker 3: He ain't gonna do my wedding.
Speaker 1: No, I mean he's disgusting he does that.
Speaker 2: But just give him a chance.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know we turned the party out every time.
Speaker 1: He's got videos on YouTube and everything. I thought I
Speaker 1: was gonna run through some of the intros. Oh, I
Speaker 1: can't wait to hear these. See here I wrote one
Speaker 1: for the brother of the bride, ladies and jelling. Here
Speaker 1: he comes. He's Collin, the bride's brother from another mother, escorted.
Speaker 3: By the voluptuous very.
Speaker 2: That's not funny.
Speaker 1: He's adopted.
Speaker 3: I know. That's why I wrote that.
Speaker 1: Derek was telling me that's.
Speaker 2: Not funny at all, and that is very insecure about
Speaker 2: her chest. You will not say that, but that's part
Speaker 2: of what people know.
Speaker 4: DJ dribs by no by our introductions and how we
Speaker 4: bring people into the room.
Speaker 1: We're crowd motivators, you know, like now the motivator, my
Speaker 1: crowd intigators. How about this one I got for your
Speaker 1: mother the bride. Your mom now entering the room, she's
Speaker 1: single and ray and mingle. It's Dorothy. I've got more
Speaker 1: for you. I want to book he's.
Speaker 4: The best man in title only because we all know
Speaker 4: Julie dumped him five years ago. Escorted by Julie's best friend,
Speaker 4: the reason they broke up in the first place. Put
Speaker 4: your hands together for Roger and Stephanie.
Speaker 1: That's why that's my signature. Dude, you hear this. You
Speaker 1: can hear this for the rest of your I cut
Speaker 1: paid right now.
Speaker 3: Fire.
Speaker 2: Are you here, Julie?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: I gave you one thing to do and you totally
Speaker 2: shut up.
Speaker 3: He's gonna be really good.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna be nothing. He's not coming.
Speaker 3: I'm the Ayatola rock and rolla teller. Does that mean?
Speaker 3: Are you stupid?
Speaker 2: Get the check and run?
Speaker 1: I got h they are.
Speaker 2: She wants me to get my money back.
Speaker 3: No way, I already paid for lasting me on sunglasses.
Speaker 3: I'm going to give out for hot, hot Hot. I
Speaker 3: bought a bunch of umbrellas for its raining men.
Speaker 2: Here are you thinking?
Speaker 3: Is this idiot has no experience?
Speaker 2: Okay, she's kind of.
Speaker 3: I don't believable.
Speaker 4: Right now?
Speaker 1: Why laughing? Are you laughing at me?
Speaker 3: He's laughing because you're being phone tapped.
Speaker 2: Radio.
Speaker 1: This is scary. Jones mis Duran in the Morning Show. What,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we nailed.
Speaker 2: You're too bad.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you are terrible. DJ el Tap.
Speaker 3: This phontab was.
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