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Speaker 2: Podcast starts.

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Speaker 3: Now, Wow, I have something to say, which is okay.

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Speaker 3: So we just got back from Chicago correct, fact check true, true,

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Speaker 3: and I you know there, I basically had a cold, okay, okay,

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Speaker 3: And my my question is what are the current ethics

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Speaker 2: No, you're you're like, what is the what now? If

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Speaker 2: you ever called you're a modern day If you never.

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Speaker 3: Cold, you're literally like in the movie Contagion, you're Gwyneth

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Speaker 3: Paltrow dying on the like in the middle of the street.

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Speaker 3: And it's like, I just have a cold. You know why,

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Speaker 3: because I'm a woman about town and I do things,

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Speaker 3: and when you do things, you get exposed to viruses.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't mean you're gonna kill everyone.

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Speaker 2: No, of course, I don't know what to tell you, though.

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Speaker 3: It's like it's and then guess what. I've been on

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Speaker 3: the other side of things. I'm next to someone on

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Speaker 3: the subway. They're coughing. I say, arrest them.

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Speaker 2: I saw a man coffe say and I said, I

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Speaker 3: It's true.

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Speaker 2: Literally, there was violence allowed.

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Speaker 3: I was uh shooting something and on the on the

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Speaker 3: bus ride. One of the people that was on the bus,

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Speaker 3: I'll say it not talent, was was like coughing and

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Speaker 3: sneezing the entire time and would fall asleep on the

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Speaker 3: the way I felt empowered to do the like turn

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Speaker 2: I think it's I think we're in a fun place

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Speaker 2: with it. I think it's fun to blame people who

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Speaker 2: are sick, and it's fun to be like this is

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Speaker 2: your fault, right and you're a bad person.

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Speaker 3: Totally.

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Speaker 2: I think that's always really healthy and I think we

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Speaker 3: It's the biggest It's a big question is like do

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Speaker 2: Well, and it's like what are you supposed to do?

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Speaker 2: Like you're already in Chicago, what are you gonna do?

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Speaker 3: Right? Leave? Then I met the whole plane sick.

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Speaker 1: What are you gonna do?

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Speaker 3: I'm doing that tomorrow. I specifically, I had, you know,

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Speaker 3: not leaving this house lest anyone see how disgusting I am.

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Speaker 3: And I'm not as hot as the young sue, of course,

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Speaker 3: And so I was in my hotel room. But then

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Speaker 3: I have to go to an all de cafe in order

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Speaker 3: to grain Bowl. When am I a caveman?

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Speaker 2: Of course?

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Speaker 3: But then of course the grain bowl crowd is, especially

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Speaker 3: they're getting vaccinated for sport. They're waking up every day

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Speaker 3: and getting vaccinating themselves, like to me more in the substance,

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Speaker 3: and then they're seeing me, they're like, who is this guy?

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Speaker 3: Is he a swing state voter?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you should have gone to some sort of fast

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Speaker 3: Non judged, that's true anyway, Wow, that's so that's where

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Speaker 3: I'm at. And by the way, I showed up twenty

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Speaker 2: I do think it's actually extremely bold for you to

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Speaker 3: Well guess what? Because I was like, I was like,

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Speaker 3: I can't handle another failure today, Like I was like,

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Speaker 3: when we hit record, I have to be ready to go,

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Speaker 3: of course, and.

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Speaker 2: You nailed it. They really powered through that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so anyway, go vote.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, you guys, get out there. We got one shot

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. It's the most important elect Democracy is

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Speaker 3: at risk. The democracy is at steak steak. So it's

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Speaker 3: been at risk, but now it's at steak officially. You've

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Speaker 3: been hearing that it's at steak it is. Do you think? Okay,

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Speaker 3: here's a question one of the foundations.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I know you came in so hot in a

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Speaker 3: I was like, who can I blame for me being

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Speaker 2: I mean, you're about to get political, so it seems

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Speaker 3: No, here's my question, and then we'll bring in our guests,

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Speaker 3: because I actually think we need a third opinion, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, even a second giving one.

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Speaker 3: No, no, well, I'm not letting you Well, yeah, I would

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Speaker 3: say since like twenty sixteen. To me, one of the

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Speaker 3: voting as a cure. All okay, sure, we do that.

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Speaker 3: It's funny. It's like a political inspire art. We're not

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Speaker 3: him because she thinks democracy is dying. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 3: So that has nothing to do obviously, we're voting for

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Speaker 3: Kamala Harrison. Has nothing to do with our political.

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Speaker 2: We're sort of chapel roone rone could My question.

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Speaker 3: Is, at what point is that, like, has it been

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Speaker 2: Oh, you mean like with an actual election coming up,

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Speaker 2: Like it's is it like it's fine to make that

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just like, okay, so when does this happen?

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Speaker 3: The elections in Mars I want.

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Speaker 2: To say I would love a summer election, like that

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Speaker 3: Fun because I don't know. I have been struggling with

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Speaker 2: No, it's literally chop perone coded because I want to

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Speaker 3: And also I'm not We're not political, Like, we're not

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you just did. But I guess I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I do think needs to be let it. Okay, let's

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Speaker 3: The moaning and I can't.

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Speaker 1: I'm a very expressive guest.

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Speaker 3: Okay for me, please welcome my Greek brother, thank you.

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Speaker 1: And let me just say one of the greekest entrances

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Speaker 1: Of for sure, just completely off the walls.

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Speaker 3: You wouldn't know if they were right wing or left wing.

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Speaker 1: No, you really wouldn't. Yeah, but it is Greek supremacist totally.

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Speaker 1: It's so hot. That'd be a great look.

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Speaker 2: Thinking ahead in fall, you're thinking summer.

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Speaker 3: This happened when we were on Soars podcast too, is

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Speaker 2: I literally was like the manager of the bathhouse being like,

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Speaker 3: Stop a gay podcast.

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Speaker 2: I just want to sweat it out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but yes, I appreciate the the deflecting of being

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Speaker 3: The literal literal taxi drivers in Greece. When I mean

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Speaker 1: About how like coastovars are the reason of the economy

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Speaker 1: actually tanked, you know what I mean? Like that, they'll

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Speaker 1: in Italian. If they know five words, they will figure

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Speaker 1: it out. It's tough because once Uber started, I would

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Speaker 3: On Death's door.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, my uncle has had diabetes so extremely

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Speaker 3: Well the Mediterranean diet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just pork skewers every day. Anyway, this will become

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Speaker 3: See you trying to see.

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Speaker 2: Another thing the work I'm trying to do to be

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, the funny this sort of sipcom thing would be

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Speaker 3: right you WI should we do our first segment?

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Speaker 1: Sure?

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Speaker 2: Was our first segments called straight shooters. And in this segment,

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Speaker 1: Love that. I'm good at that kind of stuff. I

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Speaker 1: don't need to think deeply. I just I just go

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Speaker 3: That's your speaking our language. Okay, stop, do not disturb

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Speaker 3: or smoke pot the herb currently, do not disturb. Wow,

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Speaker 3: big big departure for me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm doing a sober year.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, We'll depend on that.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Wedge salad or wedge sandal.

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Speaker 1: Salad.

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Speaker 3: No show socks or oh show cock.

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Speaker 1: Probably no show socks. I'm wearing them right now. And

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Speaker 1: You can't just see my cock out of context. It's

440
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,760
Speaker 1: not going to do anything for you.

441
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:53,480
Speaker 2: Context is everything, especially speaking of Agatha all along or

442
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,720
Speaker 2: Kamala the step bomb.

443
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:58,080
Speaker 1: Ooh, this is a tough one. I guess I'll go

444
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:04,879
Speaker 1: aga bro, Although although I will say that her step

445
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:08,240
Speaker 1: son listened to Cometown that that was like who steps on?

446
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,480
Speaker 1: Is like somebody like posted that, like back in the day,

447
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:15,159
Speaker 1: they were like like that kid followed us or I

448
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,439
Speaker 1: bet you probably followed Mullen. I think I think he

449
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,800
Speaker 1: was a nick a nick head and uh and then

450
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:28,639
Speaker 1: yeah before and I just thought that was that's really

451
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,480
Speaker 1: funny that it's possible that the child of the president

452
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,040
Speaker 1: listened to come Town. So and I don't know, I

453
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,640
Speaker 1: think I just saw somebody tag this is years ago

454
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:40,680
Speaker 1: when she first was running because we we uh definitely

455
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:45,439
Speaker 1: made fun of Kamala and I still whatever, but you know, anyway,

456
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,199
Speaker 1: but I will go I'm not a big com not

457
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:53,840
Speaker 1: a big comic, more of an RF no kidding, kidding. Uh,

458
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:57,080
Speaker 1: And so I guess I'll go Agatha because you know,

459
00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,560
Speaker 1: she's cool. They got they got a nice cast on

460
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,480
Speaker 1: that her great castle, you know what I mean? Uh, sure,

461
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,119
Speaker 1: Aubrey Plaza. She's the best.

462
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,760
Speaker 3: So yeah, she's really having a great year.

463
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,280
Speaker 1: I will I will reluctantly even though I'm not a

464
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:21,399
Speaker 1: big Marvel guy. There's enough hot ladies that are funny.

465
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,800
Speaker 1: Oh man, dude, I was a little kid there's just

466
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:28,600
Speaker 1: nothing but lapone posters on my fucking bedroom.

467
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,400
Speaker 3: It's the character of like still doesn't know he's game,

468
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 3: and it's like, I fucking Bernadette Peters, those two.

469
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:41,400
Speaker 1: You know, like you thought burn Dead Peters was hot

470
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:46,640
Speaker 1: from from Blazing Saddles. I literally may have beat off

471
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,439
Speaker 1: to that scene. So I think I am in a

472
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 1: very interesting place where I can even gay ship. I

473
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:55,640
Speaker 1: can beat off to it. You know what I mean though,

474
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,200
Speaker 1: because gay guys love hot ladies in the same way

475
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,159
Speaker 1: that if you're dumb enough, you're like, yeah, I like

476
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,920
Speaker 1: them too, I just want to fuck them. I don't

477
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,120
Speaker 1: respect their artistry.

478
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:09,520
Speaker 3: I just def but being so dumb, you don't know

479
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 3: that it's because you're gay. Oh, I guess I want to.

480
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 2: Well, this is like literally how I feel about like

481
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga, where I'm like, is anyone attracted like I don't.

482
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,120
Speaker 2: I only know gay guys that are just standing her

483
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:21,479
Speaker 2: that I can't imagine someone thinking of.

484
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 3: This is also how I feel about who's so like

485
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 3: Regal No, she's gorgeous.

486
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga comparison is a little truer.

487
00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 3: Obviously is beautiful, but there's something everyone like built her

488
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,920
Speaker 3: up to be this deity that it's so funny to

489
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 3: imagine some like random guy being like I would suck her.

490
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,200
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. That's hysterical, you guys think

491
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,160
Speaker 1: that again, I mean not to expose myself too much,

492
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:49,120
Speaker 1: but I grew I grew up in the era of

493
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,760
Speaker 1: just beating off to music videos.

494
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:51,600
Speaker 3: Sure, you know what I mean.

495
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,840
Speaker 1: So it's like I just you know, three Bonnie and

496
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 1: Clyve pretty good in that.

497
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:58,280
Speaker 3: I guess that was before she became the true I

498
00:22:58,359 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 3: was there. She's essentially like a senator.

499
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 2: No, true, I had not you know, senators to say

500
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 2: Bonnie and Clyde and three to have like the gay

501
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,920
Speaker 2: guy and cyclopatic knowledge of when things come out.

502
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 1: But for the yeah, that is, I do think why

503
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 1: I get along with the gay guys for real?

504
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 3: Because I do.

505
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,879
Speaker 1: It is like an interesting like I am stupid enough,

506
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,600
Speaker 1: but I do also appreciate, appreciate, appreciate women on like

507
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,480
Speaker 1: I respect them and want to fuck them. Wow, it's

508
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 1: kind of you know, I'm a special guy. That's amazing.

509
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 3: Okay, stop, this is an honor ofver friend Julio. The

510
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 3: woke mind virus or the joke is that the fondest papyrus.

511
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 1: Jugging that the fondest papyrus.

512
00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 2: Okay, a psychopath or a cycling path.

513
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 3: Cycling path, being addicted to your phone, being evicted from

514
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 3: your home, or being afflicted with a syndrome.

515
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 1: Oh I guess phone.

516
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 2: Okay, And an ingrown toenail or an outgoing voicemail outgoing voicemail.

517
00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 1: That's good. Wow. So you know.

518
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 3: We ranked our guests performance on a scale of zero

519
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,120
Speaker 3: to one thousand doves named after a Lady Gaga song

520
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 3: one thousand dollars.

521
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 1: See that's where my knowledge.

522
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 3: That a deep cutting that already unpopular album.

523
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,880
Speaker 2: Okay, no, it was very popular.

524
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,120
Speaker 3: Have you seen Joker too?

525
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 1: Not yet? I am pumped at how much people hate it.

526
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 3: It's crazy. Yeah, we were just talking about this in Chicago,

527
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 3: like we didn't expect for it to just not go anywhere.

528
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,119
Speaker 3: Like we thought either it would be really good or something,

529
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 3: or like at least really critically claimed like Joker Wedding

530
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,359
Speaker 3: or such a flop that it would be funny. But

531
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 3: it's sort of just like, oh, no, where is it?

532
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 1: Where's see?

533
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 3: Okay?

534
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,679
Speaker 1: This is how much I love I love shit that

535
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 1: sucks so much that I actually it's a fucked up

536
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,679
Speaker 1: because it's fucked up that the fact that it's not

537
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 1: for most people, it's not so bad it's good means

538
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:54,159
Speaker 1: that it's so actually bad that to me it's so

539
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 1: bad it's good, Like I love, I can't wait. I

540
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:58,679
Speaker 1: can't wait to see it now in a way that

541
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 1: I wasn't feeling before, because I want to be like, hmm,

542
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,199
Speaker 1: I want to like I want to feel forty minutes

543
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: of nothing.

544
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 3: That's how we felt about Madam Webb.

545
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 2: Yeah we love yeah, well, but madam, what was funny

546
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 2: that got this so bad? It's like, this will get

547
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,960
Speaker 2: this is like boring, but.

548
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 1: There's something yet, there's something. I've warped my brain so

549
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: much too ironically love shit. No, it's even Madam Webb

550
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: was good, but it's surface level bad. It's like there's

551
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: like levels of being a hit esoteric hater.

552
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:29,120
Speaker 3: This is also you being a gig gun. No, you're

553
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 3: looking for the camp element. You're like this is not

554
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 3: bad enough? Yeah, yeah yeah, Why isn't her wig worse?

555
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

556
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 2: I found myself last night reminiscing about because I love

557
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 2: things that suck, and especially bars. When a bar is

558
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:44,159
Speaker 2: bad I'm in Heaven and I used to love his

559
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 2: bar called love Gun that was started by Anderson Cooper's husband,

560
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 2: and it was in.

561
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:53,160
Speaker 1: Named after a kiss song. That's a kiss song, love Gun.

562
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 3: Yeah. Was he married? Did get divorced?

563
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 2: Did they get divorced? I don't know.

564
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 3: I just think of him as a single dad. That's

565
00:25:58,840 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 3: why he's so inspirational to it.

566
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 1: There's a single dead that just descended from the Vanderbilts.

567
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 2: This is like, this was like ten years ago, okay,

568
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 2: and truly, they like williams Wig was not ready for

569
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 2: like a dancy place yet, and they shipped gay guys

570
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 2: in from Hell's Kitchen the.

571
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 3: First shuttle, and everyone.

572
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 2: That actually lived round the bar was like, well I

573
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,159
Speaker 2: will never go to this.

574
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

575
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,959
Speaker 2: So two weeks later, completely empty, and I was like,

576
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 2: this is my fucking split.

577
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 1: It does sound awesome. Yeah, it's a gay dance bar

578
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: that flopped.

579
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 2: Truly, zero people attendance. The bartenders changed the price of

580
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 2: drinks every day because no one's there.

581
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 3: The terrible bar. And also it's the best for having

582
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 3: like a birthday party or something like I'll take over. Yeah,

583
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:42,959
Speaker 3: it's heaven, it's my stage.

584
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 1: Yeah.

585
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 2: I was genuinely sad when it closed, but it was like,

586
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 2: of course it closed, Yeah, I can't have a private club.

587
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, but it was nice for that last

588
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 1: of course, got I miss it.

589
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 3: So we rank from zero to one thousand doves. I

590
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 3: think your performance was incredible.

591
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: Thank you.

592
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 3: I actually really liked that. At some you were being

593
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 3: like fast, fast, fast, and at some point you got

594
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,680
Speaker 3: really you started like analyzing there sides.

595
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 1: But could we couldn't go overboard? We could some people

596
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 1: go lightning round. We had to get a lightning The

597
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 1: lighting round is part of it too. Of course, sometimes

598
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: you have to.

599
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 3: Eat it, and you did it. Like right in the middle,

600
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 3: you were like, it's time for an intermission.

601
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: I thank you. I appreciate it.

602
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 2: Guys that it was really good. Yeah yeah, So wait,

603
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 2: tell us about your sober year. When did it start?

604
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: I turned thirty five in February, Okay, So I mean

605
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:37,119
Speaker 1: I'm about eight months in sober from everything everything pretty much.

606
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: I mean like just boo yeah, booze pill. I mean

607
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,959
Speaker 1: I was just getting really fucked up and being very

608
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 1: unhealthy for the last before this year, the last I

609
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: guess three years, I just had like kind of a

610
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: never ending once the pandemic ended, it was just a bender. Yeah,

611
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 1: and I got so fucked up and so like I

612
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: just felt so horrible and it was like my life

613
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 1: was going better, like that was the fuck up things,

614
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: Like I was not feeling any consequences except my health

615
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,919
Speaker 1: and then and I could have kept going, like they

616
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,159
Speaker 1: would have let me keep touring until I died. But

617
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I I don't want to, like,

618
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,199
Speaker 1: I don't I wouldn't want to be like scared, you

619
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like because I'm just eating so much,

620
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 1: and it was like my blood was just always like pork, fat,

621
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 1: dick pills, edibles like it, you know what I mean.

622
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 1: I was like, I gotta fucking chill.

623
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 3: Out, and you did cold turkey all of that pretty much.

624
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,119
Speaker 1: And the weed was the hardest thing because I was

625
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: so that was my main I mean, food was the

626
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 1: hardest and it's still is still the hardest, but that's

627
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 1: kind of a you gotta eat. Unfortunately in a very

628
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: fucked up way. I would love to be able to

629
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 1: take fucking soilent pills.

630
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 2: I have to do, That's all I want.

631
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 3: But yeah, literally the only joy in life this order,

632
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 3: that's all I.

633
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 1: Want yeah, exactly, exactly.

634
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is one of our biggest differences restaurants, and

635
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 3: you do not give a shit about it.

636
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 2: You know you don't like restaurants. I mean I like them,

637
00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 2: but I'm like, I don't want to have to go

638
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 2: to them all the time.

639
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: I book in your perfect world, how many times a

640
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: week are you at a wrestaurant?

641
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 3: Well, so it's funny you asked that. My partner is

642
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 3: a restaurant critic. Oh so he literally his job is

643
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 3: going constantly and I had to like put my I

644
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 3: was like, I have to go once a week otherwise

645
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 3: it'll lose its magic.

646
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 1: Sure for me, I get that.

647
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 3: I know everyone at home is like, wow, he's so brave. Yeah,

648
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 3: but anyway, but I mean that that has only been

649
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 3: going on for like six months. He was that wasn't

650
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 3: always a job, but before that, Like, yeah, I would say,

651
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 3: a really nice restaurant meal once a week keeps me.

652
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: I'm with you.

653
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that, And I like cooking. I don't

654
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 3: want I'm not one of these people that like every

655
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 3: night wants to order a different kind of take. Yeah,

656
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 3: Like I enjoy cooking. I like the bait, Like I

657
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 3: like great food. I like home cooked food, but like

658
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,959
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm going to a restaurant ordering Marti then

659
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Speaker 3: ordering appetizers possibly.

660
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Speaker 2: I mean it's fun, especially as I've gotten older, I'm

661
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 2: starting to appreciate it more.

662
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 1: Well as you've gotten older, replaces getting fucked up with Yes,

663
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like now it's like, let's

664
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 1: actually catch up. We don't see each other right, like,

665
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: and you don't want to be hungover anymore. Like that

666
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: was another brutal. That's probably why I went more weed

667
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: than booze. Yeah, it's like the hangovers were getting brutal,

668
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: especially when you're unhealthy. And uh, and yeah, it's just

669
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: a fun I'm with you, I like in a perfect

670
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: world once a week and you get to see friends

671
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: totally is incredible, But there is something to I'm trying

672
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: to get. So the Soviet has been fine and then

673
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: like I'm trying to get like I'm just eating regular,

674
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: just in a routine. But we were talking a little bit.

675
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 1: You know, we had some time before the podcast started,

676
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Speaker 1: me saying.

677
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Speaker 2: Twenty or whatever.

678
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Speaker 3: If I hadn't been late, we wouldn't have gotten that

679
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 3: amazing instro. What would you guys have talked.

680
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 2: About schedule today, you know, but I was my process.

681
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: I was saying that now because I was. I was

682
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: basically just hanging out. I also like took touring off,

683
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 1: so I didn't turtle and I just I acted in

684
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: a couple things, but there was no My schedule was

685
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: pretty much just wake up, go for like nice little

686
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: long walks, go to the fucking farmers market, cook, you know,

687
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: grill out. Like I was having such a healthy, incredible

688
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 1: and I was like dropping weight and feeling good and

689
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 1: like feeling creative. And then I came back and I

690
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 1: was like all right, and I started doing stand up

691
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 1: again three weeks ago, and my life has instantly fallen

692
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 1: apart instant. I mean it's not just that, it's like

693
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: we're we're shooting tires. I have an indie movie. Let's

694
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: start a cult coming out which people please come, you know.

695
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 3: Please, yes, thank you for promoting, thank you.

696
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 2: When we got here, I did actually get this information

697
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 2: and forgot to say.

698
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 1: No, I forgot too. We were into the zone. I

699
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 1: would prefer talking about fucking Patty Lapone over promoting as well.

700
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, and so I have to I just

701
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: did I either I'm a man of extremes is what

702
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: I'm realizing, And like, I went from doing nothing to

703
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 1: doing four things and there's no and I could stay.

704
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 1: So I haven't, even though I've wanted to get fucked up.

705
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: When I feel the stressed, that's been fine, But the

706
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: first thing that goes is eating like a fucking like

707
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: and it hasn't gotten too bad. I'm still in that

708
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: phrase phase where you're still trying to create something unhealthy

709
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 1: out of your healthy ingredients. So I'm like putting like

710
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 1: mashing like protein bars into halo top and you know

711
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 1: what I mean, like mixing pretending it's a Q blizzard,

712
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: you know, and putting a little bit of peanut butter.

713
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 1: But my demons are doing push ups getting ready for

714
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 1: that first seamless order, you know what I mean, They're

715
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: getting ready.

716
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 3: Crazy how easy it is for good habits to just so.

717
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 1: Fast so fast. I worked hard as fuck for like

718
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: six months, and it took two weeks of like just

719
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 1: being sort of stressed out and and like just not

720
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: even just having to have a schedule. Yeah, I was like, fuck,

721
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 1: I got it.

722
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 3: That thing is like when you develop good habits when

723
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 3: you're unemployed. This happened to me too. Because I like

724
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 3: was unemployed for an extended period of time and then

725
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 3: got a job. I was like, oh, so it wasn't

726
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 3: that I was like becoming a better person. It was that,

727
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 3: like the only way to not be suicidal to go

728
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 3: to the gym because my career was in the trash.

729
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, well that's the Greek mindset. We're not meant

730
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: to work, No meant we're meant to fucking philosophy.

731
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 2: And how you're doing that thing where you're saying this

732
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 2: is a cultural thing.

733
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you wouldn't be able to hang out

734
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 1: the way we could hang out.

735
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Speaker 3: I promise the thing.

736
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: I could do nothing forever and I would be fine,

737
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: but not just nothing.

738
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 3: The more the more we do nothing, the more entitled

739
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 3: we feel to be prescriptive of everyone else's behavior. It's

740
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 3: like we gain power through lethargy. Like we're just like

741
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 3: yving having Like it's like you're sitting at a cafe.

742
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 3: You're having coffee in the morning uzo.

743
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: And four hour coffee. By four hour coffee, you would

744
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 1: start shaking it two and a half hours. I'm just

745
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: getting started two and a half.

746
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 3: They're also pumping themselves up with caffeine and you're like,

747
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 3: how are all And maybe.

748
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 1: Then you take a nap, You drink coffee for four hours,

749
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,239
Speaker 1: do nothing all day, and then you're like, ah, the

750
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 1: sun's out, the sun's at his highest point. Time to nap,

751
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: and then they get up and fucking have dinner at

752
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: eleven pm.

753
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 3: Wake up after that two sub black yt Yeah, them

754
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 3: go to the beach, but the beach.

755
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: From from like six fifteen to six forty five just

756
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 1: to get the salt in, you know what I mean,

757
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: the sun's going down.

758
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,359
Speaker 3: They got it all during that half hour. Like god,

759
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 3: Greece is the most beautiful country in the world.

760
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:20,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish man one day, one day, I'll get there.

761
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 2: I do think I like not working, of course, but

762
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 2: I don't like I actually do get very annoyed when

763
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 2: a country has a relaxed service industry.

764
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh you got that.

765
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 2: I go, I go buck. I get like mad in

766
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 2: a way that is like unnatural.

767
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: That you got to got to solve that.

768
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 3: I get upset when that America has a bad like

769
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 3: true because because when I'm in America, I'm like, okay,

770
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 3: so we're not having fun here, like we're expected to

771
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 3: literally kill ourselves to you know, have health care. Yep,

772
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 3: so I'm gonna get that latte fan time.

773
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:51,919
Speaker 1: Yes.

774
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like in Greece, I'm like, all right, there's a

775
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 3: given take like we're all chilling.

776
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm that's fully how I feel. Yeah, and that's yeah,

777
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,399
Speaker 1: you're just chilling. That's what you have to you know, Yes,

778
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,839
Speaker 1: the meal ends. Put another forty minutes until you get

779
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 1: the bill minimumnim.

780
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,720
Speaker 3: My favorite is especially growing up, like we've.

781
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,919
Speaker 1: Done it again, by the way, yeah, one more point

782
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: and then like no, no.

783
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 3: So let's say go to a restaurant, okay, and you're like,

784
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 3: how you know when's the next table for six is

785
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 3: gonna be available? The waitress will be like, well, you know,

786
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 3: they just finished dessert, so you know they're gonna have

787
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 3: want to have a cigarette, So probably forty five minutes.

788
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awesome.

789
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 2: All right, speaking of chilling, chilling, should we get into

790
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 2: the Yeah, let's do it, and yeah, please tell us

791
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 2: what your topic is and what is straight about it

792
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 2: to you?

793
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,800
Speaker 1: Well, I my topic is the man cave. The concept

794
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: of the man cave, which isn't incredible, it is one

795
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: of the it's one of these things that I do

796
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: in theory think is awesome. Sure, but it also is

797
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: like proof and how much so many straight couples just

798
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: hate each other, you know what I mean. It's like

799
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 1: it's like one of the most clear like, oh, you

800
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: need a completely separate space that your wife is not

801
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: allowed to ever go into to have a good time,

802
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,759
Speaker 1: which is so it's like, but the elements of the

803
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: man Cave are incredible, big ass TV, comfortable fucking chairs,

804
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: a little mini fridge, you know what I mean, with.

805
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 2: The reliest decor you could ever imagine.

806
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 1: I see, my man Cave is more of a woodsy feel.

807
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: My entire decor style, you know what I mean, Like

808
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: that like kind of feels like the den or like

809
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 1: let's taste your room, you know what I mean. Yeah,

810
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: And so I love I love every element of the

811
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: man Cave. So that's why I just thought it was

812
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: a very interesting topic for as a straight topic, because

813
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 1: it's good I think in theory, but it also just

814
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 1: shows how much, like you know, just so many couples

815
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 1: in America Haiti truly despise it.

816
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 2: I do think there's something like the despising is a

817
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,080
Speaker 2: very smart point. And I even think like culturally, I'm like, oh,

818
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 2: I think I see I'm you saying that. I'm like,

819
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 2: I see the value in it right this second. Because

820
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 2: straight couples can't have conversations really like, they can't be like,

821
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 2: they can't be like, hey, I need some space tonight. Yeah,

822
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 2: so you have to be like I have have to

823
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 2: build a new house so much.

824
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,399
Speaker 3: So many traditions are like or it's like the woman

825
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 3: will have girls night and she's like, well, let's sacred.

826
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 3: Once a month we go and get trashed Margerita. It's

827
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 3: like and if I don't do that, I'll go They

828
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 3: each like the language of marriage is so prison like.

829
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 3: It's like we need If she doesn't get her break,

830
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 3: she'll snap, and if he doesn't get his break, he'll snap.

831
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 2: And one like does need a break. One does need

832
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 2: like alone time to feel some autonomy. But there's also

833
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 2: like you could just you don't have to have it

834
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 2: be like I have to do my girls night.

835
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 3: It's this organic thing, like the perfect relationship. It's just

836
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 3: like everyone's sort of nose like, oh, I see what

837
00:37:56,480 --> 00:38:00,439
Speaker 3: I'm watching something my show in the living room, which

838
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 3: he doesn't like, and I know that we have slightly

839
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,399
Speaker 3: different tastes, so he's just sort of like quietly gonna

840
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 3: go to the bedroom beyond his lap. Yeah, and that's

841
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 3: not a big deal.

842
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Or even like just

843
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,320
Speaker 1: go outside or go for a walk, go for a

844
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 1: drink with a friend or whatever.

845
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 3: Exactly.

846
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 1: Yes, in a perfect world. But yeah, you can't have

847
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 1: you can't play it by ear. It has to almost

848
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 1: be written into the constitution of the marriage. It's like

849
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: you are not allowed in here, you know what I mean.

850
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, very not improv based.

851
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:30,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I do. Having said that, I love

852
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 1: I do want a huge TV sure, and a fucking

853
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: like comfy ass ergonomic chair and a mini fridge and

854
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 1: like just that stuff to me is important. And so

855
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 1: it's like I've tried to just kind of sprinkle it

856
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: into just the core of a regular house, yeah, to

857
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: just make it so it's like yeah, this, there are

858
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 1: there are things to learn from the man cave, you

859
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: know what I mean, the comfort, the ads comfort above

860
00:38:57,719 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: all else.

861
00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 2: Well, I and this is part of what's straight up

862
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 2: it too, is it's like a little boy's dream of

863
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,280
Speaker 2: what his house is. And it's like, you know, women

864
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 2: have to grow up whereas.

865
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 3: Well, that's between men and women, as as what's her name,

866
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 3: said Dua Lipa said. Boys will be boys, but girls

867
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 3: will be women. So well, the other thing is, you know,

868
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 3: part of decor is expressing yourself to the world. It's

869
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 3: where you welcome guests, it's where it's how people see like, oh,

870
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 3: this is what this couple is all about. But the

871
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 3: thing about a man cave is like it's the man's

872
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 3: biggest dream because you don't have to show it, Like

873
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 3: it's like my little secret. Like I don't have to

874
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 3: put a little throw if I spill beer on the couch,

875
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 3: I'm leaving it there.

876
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 1: Interesting. Yeah, wow, isn't it isn't it? See?

877
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 3: But then you have your boys.

878
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 1: Is the bull? It's for the bull. It's like being like, dude,

879
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: check this out, and you might not even like some

880
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 1: of the I'm with you. That actually is the true

881
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 1: platonic ideal of the man cave is no one gets

882
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: to see it. You get to actually live as you are.

883
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 1: But even the main cave is subject to the whims

884
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: of the boys. You know that there is no actual

885
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: which is it's no that's interesting.

886
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 3: It's like you think you're escaping you know, social criticism

887
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 3: and stuff, but in fact it's just the male version

888
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 3: of a woman being like, well, I got the expensive dress,

889
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 3: and I hope everyone notices.

890
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

891
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 2: I mean I feel this way with like gay decore

892
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 2: a lot too, where it's like we think we're like

893
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 2: transcending all norms and it's like, no, we're just creating

894
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 2: the new gay norm like which.

895
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 3: Will become the new straight norms and approximately because all

896
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 3: of our houses are like quirky in the same ways,

897
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 3: and like, well, give me some examples here so I

898
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 3: can steal, can be ahead of the straight curve and

899
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,359
Speaker 3: just kind of steal immediately. Let's see. Well, you know,

900
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 3: a big thing is vintage versus new. I feel like

901
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,320
Speaker 3: vintage finds is a huge part of GAB.

902
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: And that's big pieces. You want big vintage pieces or

903
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 1: do you want to like accent.

904
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 3: I would say, I would say couch. Well, we got

905
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 3: a vintage couch once and it was stunning, but it

906
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 3: was so uncomfortable we had to return it.

907
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:08,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's an issue, and I definitely think

908
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,800
Speaker 1: that's where I draw the line. I can't the couch,

909
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 1: although that's having become a chair for me guy, right,

910
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 1: because I bought I bought a chair because I was

911
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,439
Speaker 1: like watching so much. One time I threw my back

912
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 1: out because I watched television for ten straight hours and

913
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,879
Speaker 1: I was like, I need a special chair for this.

914
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 3: I like that is the conclusion, Like, wait a minute,

915
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 3: I need a special chair.

916
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 1: Sometimes you're gonna want to watch four movies, George, you

917
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,320
Speaker 1: know that, And it was movie.

918
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 3: It was moving that I respect. Yeah, I think more

919
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 3: people should be watching four movies rather than spending ten

920
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:42,840
Speaker 3: hours watching Love is Blind.

921
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:43,720
Speaker 2: Oh enough judgment.

922
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,280
Speaker 1: And obviously sports is the other one. I can really

923
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 1: crank a sports day. But a sports day to me

924
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: includes grilling. It includes getting up, getting a fucking little bevy.

925
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 1: You're actually moving a little bit, You're tense if it's

926
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: your team, I'm you know, I'm fucking pacing around. So

927
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 1: it actually is movies. To me, that's the biggest. I

928
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: can just sit in front of the TV for ten

929
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 1: hours kind of thing. But anyway, because I got I

930
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: have a I've just become an expensive chair for me. Guy,

931
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 1: I think I could maybe go couch more for for

932
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 1: the eye. But still, I just because comfort is such

933
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: a core value of mine, I want my guests to

934
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 1: also be incredibly comfortable. So I don't think I could

935
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: do like a fun you know, green couch or some

936
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 1: ship that feels bad on your.

937
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 3: Back the delivery of that couch, or.

938
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,240
Speaker 1: I've seen a couple of green couches.

939
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, the I think that's the biggest. Sometimes I'm like,

940
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 2: I'm not a real gay guy because my couch is comfortable,

941
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 2: like it would be like every every time guys come over,

942
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 2: I'm like.

943
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, sorry to provide lumbar support.

944
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 3: What color is your couch currently?

945
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 2: I just got like a new well a second hand couch,

946
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 2: of course, but it's like brown leather, Okay, your couch.

947
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: It's like a gray exactly.

948
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 3: So one of the big things is I feel like

949
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 3: the one color a couch, a gay couch camp be

950
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 3: is gray. Interesting, specifically a darker gray. There's something you

951
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 3: could do with a more like uh not silver, what's

952
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 3: the word I'm looking for, Like a more like a

953
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 3: light gray that's almost in jeweled, like, but all straight

954
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 3: men gravitate towards dark gray couches. Interesting, and there's something

955
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 3: so like dorm and teen.

956
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: Well that's what's so. What my couch is is So

957
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: I've been in the same apartment for ten years now.

958
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 1: I moved to Queen's with I moved into a three

959
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:43,879
Speaker 1: bedroom with three of my friends. So there's four of us,

960
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 1: and our first couch was I was subletting a place

961
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 1: and my bed was a gray Ikea couch that there

962
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: was a pull out, and I was like, hey, guys,

963
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 1: they said I could have the couch. Should this be

964
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 1: our couch? And so we just all got used to

965
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 1: a gray couch in that corner. And then now I

966
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: got and then you know, year ten years later, it's

967
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 1: just me right. So it's like everything is just a

968
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 1: much better version of the Ikea stuff I have, Like

969
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 1: it is expensive, it is nice, like it actually does

970
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: look nice. But it is the best version of that

971
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 1: Ikea cats like a I don't know, room and board

972
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 1: or some shit, and it's like, but it is a gray,

973
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: big ass sectional for having all like all my it's

974
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: such a big ass couch. Me and like my four

975
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 1: best friends who are huge men can all fit into it.

976
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 1: It's comfortable, but again above all else.

977
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 3: So by the way, we have a room boards sexual

978
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 3: so we can find there.

979
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 1: We're got now and you know, and you know what

980
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: I just realize I have in Baltimore, So in being

981
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 1: New York, I have a great couch, but Baltimore. I

982
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:49,360
Speaker 1: have a place, and we wanted to feel like a

983
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 1: vacation home, so I do have It's kind of it

984
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 1: is actually maybe I was sending shots to myself. It

985
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,840
Speaker 1: is kind of green. It's like more blue. It's like

986
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 1: an Aquamorrie. But it was but the idea was like,

987
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: you know, vacation home in Baltimore kind of thing. So

988
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 1: but I guess I was thinking vintage high back, weird

989
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:08,879
Speaker 1: shape green.

990
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 3: I do think that like for straight men they think

991
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 3: neutral is gray, and for gay men they think neutral

992
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 3: is the beige brown like spectrum. Like it's it's like absolutely, and.

993
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: I think I think is kind of a choice exactly.

994
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 3: Both of them want the same thing, which is like neutrals.

995
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 3: So that then on top of it, you can have

996
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 3: a fun poster, you can have a fun frame thing,

997
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 3: you can have a fun pillow, and so the goal

998
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 3: is the same. But this is you know, their mind

999
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 3: works in different ways, where straight men are just like

1000
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 3: all right, so like a sort of T shirt material

1001
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 3: dark gray.

1002
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 2: Yep, this is maybe now that there's a straight guy

1003
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 2: on the podcast, Yeah, I'm like questioning judgment, let's chat.

1004
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 2: But there is something where I'm like, I sometimes think

1005
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 2: straight men's decor is informed by like this is a

1006
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:10,240
Speaker 2: placeholder until wife gets here, because wife will do everything.

1007
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: Yeah see I guess I mean, yes, I just am

1008
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 1: not that like I who know, the wife is not

1009
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: on the horizon. I've I'm I have had. I'm a

1010
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,879
Speaker 1: more of a Peter Pan straight guy. They can't even

1011
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 1: fathom like having a family and responsibilities.

1012
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 2: So I do again gay coated Yeah yeah, a yeah.

1013
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: A little bit yeah yeah. And so I and I

1014
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,879
Speaker 1: just want to be the kind of person who has

1015
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 1: some taste, you know what I mean, Like I want to.

1016
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 1: I don't want I want when a woman comes into

1017
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 1: my life, I want there to be like an argument

1018
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: over how things look. I don't want to.

1019
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 3: But that's like the classic bachelor mentality is like and

1020
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 3: that's what that's where, you know, the sort of more

1021
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 3: sophisticated version of man cave, which is bachelor path. Yeah yeah,

1022
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 3: a man that has decided I'm gonna have taste.

1023
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: Okay, because that's what I'm working on right now. I'm like,

1024
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 1: I got rugs were a big thing that I got into,

1025
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 1: like because my mom also grew up when I was

1026
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: growing up. My mom was repairing like Persian oriental rugs.

1027
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,760
Speaker 1: That was her gig. She's awaits at a Greek restaurant

1028
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,919
Speaker 1: and she would repair rugs. So I spent a lot

1029
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 1: of my time as a little kid just like running

1030
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,439
Speaker 1: around this like antique rug store. So I really do

1031
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 1: like those aesthetics. And I bought a bunch of nice

1032
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 1: rugs for my place. And now I'm trying to get

1033
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 1: into fucking art, but it's like I don't know where

1034
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 1: to buy. It's hard, you know what I mean? Like

1035
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 1: where do I do it?

1036
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 2: Well? One thing that this has made me think of

1037
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 2: is that, like you know, like peacocking, Like when like

1038
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 2: peacocks like have the big feathers to attract mates, Like

1039
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 2: do straight men that want a wife actively not developed

1040
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:43,280
Speaker 2: taste to show that they're open to a partner reverse peacock?

1041
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 1: Because you guys are right, I know you said that,

1042
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 1: and I know a few guys that it's like their

1043
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: wife will come in when they find one and just

1044
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: absolutely everything is just the nicest thing they sell at

1045
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: Target is what their house looks like, and they're just

1046
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 1: ready for a woman to just tell them out of

1047
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 1: fucking no.

1048
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 3: The placeholder thing really is so real.

1049
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, reverse peacock, reverse peacock, because there is

1050
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 1: I have. Are there definitely certain things that I like

1051
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 1: my big ass chair. That's and then maybe to come

1052
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 1: back around to the man cave situation, I don't want

1053
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: to live, you know, when I find a relationship, I

1054
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: don't want to be sequestered to the man cave. So

1055
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,839
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out a way to sort of

1056
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:30,360
Speaker 1: make man cave. The necessary man cave elements, I'm trying

1057
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 1: to fold them into a reasonable living room.

1058
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,399
Speaker 3: So that's a bachelor pad. Then, okay, don't you think

1059
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 3: I sort of think like when you like a man

1060
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 3: cave is for a bachelor pad, is making a man

1061
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 3: cave presentable and sheep and hospitable.

1062
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 1: To it's suburban man cave is way more like suburban exerbs,

1063
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean. Whereas like like, for example,

1064
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 1: instead of a big ass recliner, it is an expensive,

1065
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 1: like fucking Norwegian cha chair, yeah something like that, but

1066
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 1: that is is just as comfortable. And instead of a

1067
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 1: huge TV, I have a fucking projector all of a

1068
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,879
Speaker 1: sudden projector it's like we're in a movie theater. It's

1069
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 1: still just one hundred inch television. Yeah, I still watch,

1070
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,760
Speaker 1: you know, but you know, it's like a woman sees

1071
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 1: like a frame and it's like, what's that? And then

1072
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: you fucking a projector starts up and it's like, wow,

1073
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 1: this guy's fucking he's a film. He's a fucking you know,

1074
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: a cinephon file. You know, I'm usually watching sports on it,

1075
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 1: but that's nobody. Nice to know that, you know what

1076
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 1: I mean. I'm watching down movies in a row and

1077
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: that's once a month. Yeah yeah, because my back is

1078
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 1: still kind of fucked up from it. But yeah, anyway,

1079
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: so that's but I the bachelor anyway, the I didn't

1080
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:47,280
Speaker 1: think about the bachelor pad as a may And maybe

1081
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: I say this now because I am a bachelor, but

1082
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,399
Speaker 1: maybe inevitably I will just end up with a man cave.

1083
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,720
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm fighting, I'm fighting, I wonder.

1084
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 2: I mean, we'll see, hopefully, you know, when you when

1085
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:03,960
Speaker 2: you find one, maybe you're you're perfect. Uh, the esthetics

1086
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 2: will match.

1087
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:11,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. I recently realized that when people

1088
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: want to get married, they are not thinking of a

1089
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 1: bad marriage. Like I couldn't understand why, you know what

1090
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 1: I mean, Like I until this year, I was like,

1091
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Everybody want that. Everybody's parents that

1092
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 1: I knew hated each other, got divorced, cheated on each other.

1093
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 1: And then I realized, wait, they're not imagining that. They're

1094
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: just imagining I want to be with the person who

1095
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: loves me the most and cares for me. It's like,

1096
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: oh wait, yeah, that would be fucking awesome if you

1097
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 1: find someone that's perfect for you. I think it's a

1098
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:43,360
Speaker 1: little naive.

1099
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 3: It's the biggest denial of reality. That's why. Yeah, it's

1100
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:52,320
Speaker 3: so it's truly like one of the last remaining like uh,

1101
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 3: magical thinking things we have, Like everyone has become so cynical,

1102
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 3: and yet somehow people still believe miraculously after so much.

1103
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,799
Speaker 3: It into the contrary that marriage will work.

1104
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:02,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1105
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1106
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 2: To me, literally feels like like you have to like, hey,

1107
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 2: do your hours, Like yeah. I really felt like like

1108
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 2: taking my driver's test or something where it's like I

1109
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,279
Speaker 2: need to get like seventy two hours before I can

1110
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 2: like really take this test. And it felt like like

1111
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't want to get married till

1112
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 2: we've been together for so long that it's boring interesting

1113
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 2: that I'm not like thinking about it. In like a

1114
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 2: magical way, right, and so.

1115
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,399
Speaker 1: It just makes sense at this point, which is true.

1116
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 1: Like sometimes you just see couple like I remember, I

1117
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 1: would just you just see couples that you're like, that's

1118
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 1: never gonna work, and then just by the fact that

1119
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 1: they stay together, you inevitably get closer. Yeah, and then

1120
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: maybe you figure maybe like over time, it's like huh,

1121
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: I get like they took something that had not as

1122
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: much natural compatibility, but over time they did actually work

1123
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 1: on it like adults and not try. And I was like,

1124
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 1: so that's also and it's just taking me this long

1125
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 1: I'm thirty five to even consider that it might be possible.

1126
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 3: I actually think often people who are sort of find

1127
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 3: themselves in a position to get married and do it

1128
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 3: by default have a happier marriage than those who like

1129
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 3: fall deeply in love because it becomes more of like

1130
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 3: a business partner.

1131
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,320
Speaker 2: It's almost like the new arranged marriage. Yeah, self arranged.

1132
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 3: I mean when I I one time asked my grandmother like,

1133
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 3: how did you and me? And she said, you know,

1134
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:23,239
Speaker 3: in that day, boys would whistle outside your window and

1135
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 3: he was good at whistling, and then uh we married

1136
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 3: a month later. Yeah, your parents she was like yeah,

1137
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 3: she was literally like I was.

1138
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,880
Speaker 1: He had the most incredible mating dance.

1139
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 3: And I mean it literally is mating.

1140
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: That's incredible.

1141
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,839
Speaker 3: Said the boys would whistle, and he was good at whistling. Oh,

1142
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,840
Speaker 3: like my god. And now you've been married for like

1143
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 3: seven years and have two children and well now I

1144
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 3: know she's crying on the phone all the time.

1145
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 1: Yeah no, but they like me.

1146
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 3: It was like, stop, she built a relationship on a whistle.

1147
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 1: It is true, though, It's like the more the way,

1148
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: like why are we depressed? Because like you're not just

1149
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 1: in a like scavenging berries and trying to survive. It's

1150
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 1: the same thing of like why why why aren't relationships fulfilling?

1151
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: It's like because you know, they're not like those old

1152
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 1: relationship's like well you just do get married. It's something

1153
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:17,279
Speaker 1: that happens and you just like make It's like, you know,

1154
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 1: you just make the best of it. We have too

1155
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 1: much choice, way too much choice. But and that's and

1156
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:25,400
Speaker 1: when you were saying do your hours in a relationship,

1157
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 1: I was thinking of it the other way because I

1158
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 1: feel like I've done my hours in like being single,

1159
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 1: where I'm like, I know this sucks. I know this

1160
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 1: is fucking I know that like I've been destroyed any

1161
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,319
Speaker 1: like idea of true love or like the people that

1162
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 1: I've I've really loved. It's like, oh, that didn't fucking work.

1163
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 1: And so it's like, well, you know, let's open up

1164
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 1: knowing how horrible this is. It's like, is marriage going

1165
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,839
Speaker 1: to be bad worse than this? Probably not, honestly, even

1166
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,720
Speaker 1: if I'm not even if I'm not super compatible with someone,

1167
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 1: and I also know not to expect that level of

1168
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:00,479
Speaker 1: like yeah, but then at the same time a party

1169
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:03,319
Speaker 1: that's like but maybe you know what I mean, but

1170
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 1: maybe there is no.

1171
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:08,439
Speaker 2: Actually I have a really really similar perspective on life

1172
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 2: in general, like optimism through pessimism. Yeah yeah, but it's

1173
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 2: just like when things are you're like, well everything is horrible, yeah,

1174
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 2: so maybe things will be better yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

1175
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 2: If it sucks, that's okay because everything.

1176
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:23,240
Speaker 3: So you guys are literally being the kid in American

1177
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 3: Beauty who thinks the plastic bag is beautiful to be there.

1178
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 2: I do think plastic bag is beautiful. Health that is

1179
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:30,320
Speaker 2: probably ur can tell her.

1180
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 3: So true.

1181
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 1: But anyway, so yeah.

1182
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, what we haven't talked about yet, which of

1183
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 2: course is the other side of this binary is the

1184
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:42,240
Speaker 2: she shed?

1185
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 3: Okay, can I say I've never heard that trim in

1186
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 3: my life? Really is that a thing that people say?

1187
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 1: I have heard it, but it feels like one of

1188
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:51,839
Speaker 1: those really forced like when people say jilling off. It's

1189
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:54,880
Speaker 1: like no one says, so I just say a girl

1190
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,799
Speaker 1: jacked off, you know what I mean, Like that's what

1191
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,919
Speaker 1: it like. It just feels like one of those like

1192
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,919
Speaker 1: there's equivalent for everything. It's like, no, there isn't, there's

1193
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 1: no you know. But but having said that, I think

1194
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 1: there's nothing I so I actually do think there's something

1195
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 1: cool about the idea of people having separate bedrooms and

1196
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: then just choosing to sleep at like same house, separate bedroom.

1197
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: So it's like she shed, you know, that's a horrible

1198
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 1: term that doesn't really exist. But I do think like

1199
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 1: in a maybe in a healthy place, like everyone does

1200
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,400
Speaker 1: have their own little zone and it's maybe less of

1201
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 1: a thing. It's just like you just happen to get

1202
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 1: a house where were like, hey, I'm in the garage

1203
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:35,279
Speaker 1: more and you get to your office is like your

1204
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:37,879
Speaker 1: essential place, and it's like I don't think there's anything

1205
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:40,280
Speaker 1: wrong with that. Maybe that's maybe that's the biggest problem

1206
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 1: is all these labels on these on these rooms in

1207
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 1: your house.

1208
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 2: She was branding. She was branding. I mean, I am

1209
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 2: sort of it right now. I'm thinking about like, okay, wait,

1210
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 2: is this only an invention because Low's one day was like,

1211
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,799
Speaker 2: we gotta sell all these stupid.

1212
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,360
Speaker 3: Back to like when was man cave invented?

1213
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 2: Literally when was it invented?

1214
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 1: You're right, because all of these things, it probably is

1215
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 1: a marketing thing because they're just like, we just have

1216
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:09,879
Speaker 1: to sell all the stupid and it's and by the way,

1217
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 1: it's brilliant.

1218
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 3: Well because they're losing. You know, straight people would get

1219
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 3: married and then men would not have I would not

1220
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 3: be able to buy all the things they wanted. Woman

1221
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 3: was in charge of the decor. You get a whole

1222
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 3: nother living exactly like Okay, So first of all, it's

1223
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 3: fueling the real estate markets, so they.

1224
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:28,400
Speaker 1: Need one more bedroom of course, and signed.

1225
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 3: The way to get the economy back on track is

1226
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,759
Speaker 3: to invent a new room that everyone has to have

1227
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 3: at their house. Could it be and it can be

1228
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:37,320
Speaker 3: queer inclusive.

1229
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:42,280
Speaker 1: To Okay, hmmm, this is tough. There's a per person

1230
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:43,760
Speaker 1: the poly yeah.

1231
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 2: That's what you said inclusive. That is where my mind went.

1232
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:51,839
Speaker 2: And everyone needs sex, actually everyone does need a sex

1233
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 2: Like imagine there was a room to have sex in,

1234
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:57,399
Speaker 2: and then it would be like okay fun. And also

1235
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:58,839
Speaker 2: then when you didn't have sex and the sex room,

1236
00:56:58,880 --> 00:56:59,800
Speaker 2: you'd be like, we're crazy.

1237
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:01,760
Speaker 1: Yeah right right. Isn't that your bedroom?

1238
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:04,760
Speaker 2: I guess you have the bedroom so like not sexy.

1239
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 2: It's like the bed is like where you sleep, Like, yeah, do.

1240
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 3: You feel you relate to the like trope of uh

1241
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 3: winding to have sex in many different rooms in your house?

1242
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 3: I feel like that's actually do okay. I think it's

1243
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 3: like I do as well. Yeah, it's a little especially okay,

1244
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 3: living room fine.

1245
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 1: Getting sucked off in the kitchen, like, what the hell

1246
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 1: is going on here?

1247
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 2: It's no, it's crazy. Yeah yeah, like this doesn't make.

1248
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 3: Canceled dinner plans.

1249
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 1: Give it a whirl. Yeah, I think it is anything

1250
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 1: that's like a little you know. That's also why I

1251
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,720
Speaker 1: feel like people are more like maybe there's again a

1252
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,480
Speaker 1: straight thing, but I feel like more adventurous. On vacation,

1253
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:57,360
Speaker 1: you'll do some some freaky ship on vacation.

1254
00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:00,040
Speaker 3: Life is all about escape. Yeah, yeah, yeah, do I

1255
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 3: escape to my man cave? Do I escape on vacation?

1256
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 3: You get a honeymoon? Like it's like if you sit

1257
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 3: still for more than two seconds, you're like, oh god,

1258
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 3: oh god, oh god.

1259
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, which I get.

1260
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 2: Gay people escape too, it's just like through other partners,

1261
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 2: like yeah.

1262
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:14,919
Speaker 1: You know, you're absolutely you guys haven't figured out you guys,

1263
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 1: it's like shape people don't haven't developed. Everything's oral tradition.

1264
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 1: There's no written language. You guys should figured out the rules,

1265
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like open getting the instead

1266
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 1: of cheating. It's like, well, it's not technically cheating.

1267
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 3: We talk about this all the time where we have

1268
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,440
Speaker 3: to remind ourselves that cheating is a big deal. Like

1269
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 3: when someone, you know, when like a you know woman friend, right,

1270
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 3: he cheated, you have to be like, oh right, oh god,

1271
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 3: kill him.

1272
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 1: That is awesome. I respect that so much.

1273
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 2: It's almost like condescending gay thing when someone's like I've

1274
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 2: been cheated on to be like, well, have you guys

1275
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 2: considered openings.

1276
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:55,040
Speaker 3: The zone?

1277
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fing awesome.

1278
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 2: It's like just have a conversation about it.

1279
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,120
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, who cares? You's just got a nut off.

1280
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 1: And then everything else is fine.

1281
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:03,959
Speaker 2: I'm sure he doesn't care about that girl.

1282
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's beautiful. That's a beautiful thing. You guys got

1283
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 1: going on over there is confusing.

1284
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 2: It's confusing too because it is one of the things

1285
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 2: that really does disconnect us from straight culture because like

1286
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 2: it'll be like a topic of conversation when you're with

1287
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,240
Speaker 2: people like who's likely to cheat? Like yeah, yeah, oh,

1288
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 2: who's like a morally bad person? And it's like like

1289
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 2: I don't know how to hop into those conversations.

1290
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the currentcy It's like there's so much

1291
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 1: sex inflation in with gay guys. Yeah, where the currency

1292
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 1: is crazy. Yeah, it's like everything calls. It's like when you,

1293
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 1: like you go to Argentina or whatever, there was like

1294
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 1: twenty thousand dollars for a loaf of bread. It's like

1295
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 1: one dollar of cheating, and straight culture will ruin you.

1296
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 1: But it's like a dollar of cheating, give a fuck.

1297
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 1: You have to really, you have to cheat so much.

1298
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 1: It is a gay guy print to fucking register point.

1299
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 1: You have to be like one thousand guys like ignore

1300
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 1: ignore a husband's calls for two years and then it's

1301
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:05,200
Speaker 1: like the equivalent of getting ahead and at a bar

1302
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 1: one night for the straight couple and.

1303
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 3: That person's out with his girls and it's like, do

1304
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 3: you guys think it's weird? But I haven't seen him

1305
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 3: in two years and he just got married to a

1306
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 3: different person in Nantucket and they're like sweedy, that is

1307
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 3: not okay. And then he's like, you guys are lame,

1308
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 3: Like it's fine.

1309
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 2: Sometimes when you're like trying to talk to someone about

1310
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:29,680
Speaker 2: a relationship, it does like and unfortunately it does have

1311
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,040
Speaker 2: to be like a gay guy because you're like, only

1312
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 2: you will understand that this is what's normal and what's.

1313
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:36,720
Speaker 1: Not right, right right, yeah yeah, because it gets.

1314
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 2: Like a queer friendly like therapist or something. They're like

1315
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:42,400
Speaker 2: so wait yeah yeah yeah, and you're like no, no, no.

1316
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:44,080
Speaker 3: I was talking about this. We were talking about this

1317
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 3: on the patron. But after I got married, I was like, okay,

1318
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 3: you know how classic straight guy getting married is like

1319
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:52,760
Speaker 3: is attracted to other women. But he's like, no, dude,

1320
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,240
Speaker 3: like you got to make this work, like don't yeah, yeah, yeah,

1321
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 3: you know, succumb to it. I was having the opposite

1322
01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 3: thing where I was like, you know, because it was

1323
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:01,840
Speaker 3: like such a lovely week and everything I was just

1324
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:05,920
Speaker 3: like I only cared about my husband, but I kept

1325
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 3: being like, no, like you're gay, you have to Like

1326
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:12,960
Speaker 3: other times, like I was like I was like not

1327
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,479
Speaker 3: attracted to other people, and I was like, what the fuck,

1328
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 3: Like you have to like fuck someone now.

1329
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:24,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's tough, man. Everyone's culture is a prison anyway

1330
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:25,040
Speaker 1: you look at it.

1331
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:25,800
Speaker 2: Now, It's true.

1332
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 1: You can't just be you can't just be a romantic

1333
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 1: for you know, three months. I have thought about that

1334
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 1: because I like, I've dated people in open relationships and

1335
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:35,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, when they get married, is there like a

1336
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 1: two month period where I'm not allowed to fuck them?

1337
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 3: Well something?

1338
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:40,640
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like should I not hit

1339
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 1: her upt because because I see your ig set her

1340
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 1: bachelor party, bachelorette. I mean, it does feel like there

1341
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 1: should be a small window.

1342
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,600
Speaker 3: I literally have just experienced this, and it's very funny

1343
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:55,840
Speaker 3: to see in real time. We're like, okay, nobody move. Yeah,

1344
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:02,960
Speaker 3: someone's last message you with like something explicit, but the

1345
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 3: next one is like CONGRATU. Yeah.

1346
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:09,800
Speaker 1: Is there an out of office gay married email where

1347
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 1: it's like, well, for the next four months, I won't

1348
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:13,880
Speaker 1: be getting sucked off by any of you guys, Like

1349
01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:14,760
Speaker 1: four months.

1350
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 3: Come on, I only have one line whatever in the Midwest.

1351
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:24,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is that is beautiful.

1352
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:27,920
Speaker 2: It's honestly my approach to like my thinking of sobriety.

1353
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:29,480
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm like, you know, it'd be amazing to be

1354
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 2: sober for like one month. Yeah, yeah, the whole year.

1355
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn it.

1356
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:37,240
Speaker 1: It's purely like almost to prove to myself I can

1357
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: do it. It's a kind of like a will power

1358
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 1: challenge of because I've wanted to get sucked up so bad,

1359
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 1: especially especially the more stressed out. I'm like, it's gotten

1360
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:49,840
Speaker 1: pretty like I'm like, it would be so nice to

1361
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 1: just turn your brain off. That's what most of it

1362
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:55,000
Speaker 1: it is for me, is like just silence all worry

1363
01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:58,560
Speaker 1: or whatever. But I've stuck to it. And then I

1364
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, I'll probably who knows what happens

1365
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 1: in that year. I'm hoping to not get as fucked up,

1366
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 1: but I can't. I don't see myself ever being a

1367
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:10,680
Speaker 1: totally sober person. Like the thing that's gonna kill me

1368
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 1: is not getting high at ship. The week between Christmas

1369
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 1: and New Year's that fake week that doesn't exist.

1370
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,240
Speaker 3: When I tell you, I was literally thinking about how

1371
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:21,560
Speaker 3: much I'm looking forward to that week. Yesterday I was

1372
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 3: just like.

1373
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 1: It's the best time. And that's that's a fucking four

1374
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 1: movies a day week, right there. Yeah, that's a fucking

1375
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:29,760
Speaker 1: Christmas break.

1376
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 3: So good, Literally the time I can be happy on.

1377
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 1: My eating leftovers, watching movies, ordering out some bad ship too.

1378
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:41,320
Speaker 1: When you're done. I love it. So many desserts, so

1379
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:44,520
Speaker 1: many different types of eye and cake. Damn awesome. And

1380
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be not high for that and I'm not

1381
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 1: gonna eat that many desserts.

1382
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 2: Do you think a break that week?

1383
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:54,080
Speaker 3: Sam, You're making such a mad I have to prove

1384
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:57,240
Speaker 3: it to myself, don't do it. Yeah, one week.

1385
01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:58,959
Speaker 1: I have to prove it to myself that I can't

1386
01:03:59,040 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 1: love it, and then I'm back.

1387
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:01,080
Speaker 3: I have I'm really impressed.

1388
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 1: Thank you, fellows.

1389
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:06,920
Speaker 3: But here's a question. Yeah, and then we have to close.

1390
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but here's the question coming. How has your

1391
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:12,000
Speaker 3: dating life been since you got sober?

1392
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:15,760
Speaker 2: That's a great question and so interview. I love it.

1393
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:19,040
Speaker 1: That's a good I to be honest with you. It's

1394
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:21,240
Speaker 1: like the easiest thing in the world is to go

1395
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:23,760
Speaker 1: for drinks or whatever. But I don't know my life's

1396
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:25,640
Speaker 1: been weird in general, where it's like I don't have

1397
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:28,200
Speaker 1: much of a social life, and so most of my

1398
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:32,160
Speaker 1: dates have been like, you know, come over, Like I

1399
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 1: come over, I'll grill something because I'm trying to be

1400
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,120
Speaker 1: healthy too, so I'm not trying to eat out. I'm

1401
01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:39,720
Speaker 1: not trying to drink out. So it's like, so sometimes

1402
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:42,160
Speaker 1: I meet somebody, if it's a complete stranger, you're not

1403
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,400
Speaker 1: just inviting them to your fucking home, but you'll just

1404
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:46,640
Speaker 1: you know, go get a drink whatever, see what's up.

1405
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:50,760
Speaker 1: Other times I have invited people directly into my home,

1406
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:52,919
Speaker 1: you know, like I guess I haven't been doing gig.

1407
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:56,200
Speaker 1: I have been kind of when you get like when

1408
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:58,640
Speaker 1: you get Internet famous, it is kind of like living

1409
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:01,920
Speaker 1: like a gay guy. Su A lot of like mentally

1410
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 1: ill women on the Internet who also behave like gay

1411
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 1: guys to just sort of come over be like hey,

1412
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:08,560
Speaker 1: send you nudes.

1413
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:11,360
Speaker 3: And it's like the Internet makes gay guys out of

1414
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:11,720
Speaker 3: all of us.

1415
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:13,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really interesting.

1416
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.

1417
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:17,760
Speaker 1: So honestly, my dating life has been kind of like, uh,

1418
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:23,480
Speaker 1: it's been it's been very very like, uh, even even

1419
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:26,160
Speaker 1: people I've seen multiple times, it's like, hey, look, I have.

1420
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:29,200
Speaker 1: I haven't lived in one city between Baltimore and New York.

1421
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 1: I've been on the road. I've been shooting a couple

1422
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,800
Speaker 1: of things in different cities. I'm about to go on tour,

1423
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:35,920
Speaker 1: so it's like everything is very in flux. So it's like,

1424
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,520
Speaker 1: you know, my dating life is just hey, if we

1425
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:40,479
Speaker 1: hit it off, come over, let's hang out. I'll grill

1426
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:43,800
Speaker 1: up some marinated flank steak and some shashido peppers one

1427
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,960
Speaker 1: of my got to one of my go to meals,

1428
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:50,640
Speaker 1: little veggie, little fucking proteins. Uh and and then you know,

1429
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:53,400
Speaker 1: I'll have I'll have. I want to be a good host,

1430
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:55,680
Speaker 1: so I have like wine or like cocktails or whatever

1431
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:58,200
Speaker 1: the fuck. But yeah, I honestly, it's been kind of nice.

1432
01:05:58,200 --> 01:05:59,720
Speaker 1: I get to live like a gay Like I get

1433
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 1: to see just a little fraction of how you guys live.

1434
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:05,320
Speaker 2: You know, my whole questions do gay guys hit you up?

1435
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:09,880
Speaker 1: Not as much anymore? Okay, before I would say before

1436
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:12,160
Speaker 1: I was famous, I'm not famous.

1437
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:14,560
Speaker 2: But I remember when you were listened on, like by comedian.

1438
01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

1439
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:18,000
Speaker 1: I was like out did like a fucking listical on

1440
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:19,400
Speaker 1: my Instagram.

1441
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:19,840
Speaker 3: Like and they were like.

1442
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:25,120
Speaker 1: Or like before I had any kind of like anything

1443
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:28,160
Speaker 1: going on, and it was just about my body, like

1444
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:31,800
Speaker 1: not about my like you know, successes or anything. Yeah,

1445
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:34,320
Speaker 1: purely the gay community was hitting me up and like

1446
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:38,400
Speaker 1: you know, three three women. And now it's like it's

1447
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:41,320
Speaker 1: a little more you know, you know, I think just

1448
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,240
Speaker 1: the more people find out about you, the more they're

1449
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:45,680
Speaker 1: gonna come. And I've also talked about I guess yeah

1450
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:47,920
Speaker 1: a fucking women and not and people just assumed I

1451
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 1: was gay. I guess before when I was just nude

1452
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:51,920
Speaker 1: on the internet. This is this is there's like ten

1453
01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:53,280
Speaker 1: years ago though, right, like you were.

1454
01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:55,520
Speaker 2: Really like you know that the in Sexland City when

1455
01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:59,360
Speaker 2: Samantha is representing that actor whose name I'm forgetting, yeah, Smithrett,

1456
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,480
Speaker 2: and she's like, first you get because he was like

1457
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:05,120
Speaker 2: why am I holding like gay vodka? And she was like, well, honey,

1458
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:07,400
Speaker 2: first you get the gays, then you get the girls.

1459
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:11,800
Speaker 3: Yeah. Now you're literally like yeah, literally not into it

1460
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,160
Speaker 3: truly on TV.

1461
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:14,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's like if.

1462
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:17,120
Speaker 2: You guys are obsessed with someone, it's like in ten years.

1463
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:20,640
Speaker 1: That is kind of what happened because I was I

1464
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 1: had not like that was before Cometown, that was before,

1465
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 1: like any I was just a feature comedian ten years ago.

1466
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:31,120
Speaker 3: You would post with Matteo full constantly.

1467
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:33,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, I would have to say, for

1468
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:34,920
Speaker 1: the record, I did him first.

1469
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:35,520
Speaker 3: Okay.

1470
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:37,840
Speaker 1: I would just like to say I brought Mateyo into

1471
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:39,640
Speaker 1: the nude world. There's a big argument. He's one of

1472
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:42,000
Speaker 1: my best friends. I love him with a big argument.

1473
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 1: Of course, he's so sexy as hell carved out of marble.

1474
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:48,600
Speaker 1: He's gonna take off. By the way, my account got

1475
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:50,680
Speaker 1: banned because I was naked on it, and his he

1476
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:53,400
Speaker 1: got like, you know, a million followers the next day.

1477
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:59,000
Speaker 1: Little body, little little fat phobia in Zuckerberg's uh you know,

1478
01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:03,680
Speaker 1: in metas algorithm. That's you know, that society whatever. But yeah,

1479
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 1: I would It's not like I don't understand why people

1480
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:09,440
Speaker 1: thought I was gay. I was. I was like naked

1481
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:11,040
Speaker 1: on the internet, and then I did that for a

1482
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:13,280
Speaker 1: year and I was like, my hottest gay friend, why

1483
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:15,960
Speaker 1: don't you fucking come over show those abs and you know,

1484
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:18,639
Speaker 1: flop that dick around in my living room. So yeah,

1485
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:21,479
Speaker 1: I think it's safe to assume I wasn't. I was

1486
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 1: a gay guy also, but you know whatever, you know,

1487
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:28,000
Speaker 1: that's what happens, and I'm I'm happy, Like and if

1488
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,920
Speaker 1: anybody wants to beat off to me, no matter who

1489
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:32,040
Speaker 1: you are, feel free. You have my you have my

1490
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:34,360
Speaker 1: blanket permission to jack off to me.

1491
01:08:34,439 --> 01:08:38,040
Speaker 3: That's really empowering for a straight guy to call you

1492
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:39,759
Speaker 3: as a gay guy. For a straight guy a straight

1493
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:41,160
Speaker 3: friend to call you and be like, hey, want to

1494
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,400
Speaker 3: come to a nude photo shoot in my apartment? That

1495
01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:47,160
Speaker 3: is like the plot of a porn Yeah. I don't

1496
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:52,559
Speaker 3: think the thinking about all the straight guys. It's like,

1497
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:55,640
Speaker 3: at this point I'm old enough to not like fantasize

1498
01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:57,719
Speaker 3: about my straight friends. But it's like, what if suddenly

1499
01:08:57,720 --> 01:08:59,400
Speaker 3: they as an adult, they were like, hey, come over

1500
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 3: and let's get Yeah.

1501
01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:02,920
Speaker 2: I don't fantasize to an extent, right, They're like inviting

1502
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:03,680
Speaker 2: the fantasy.

1503
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:06,280
Speaker 1: Sure, sure, sure, yeah, I get that if I mean

1504
01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:08,680
Speaker 1: just to flip it around. If like any woman was

1505
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:10,599
Speaker 1: like do you want to be even if I didn't

1506
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:15,320
Speaker 1: really want to fuck them, I'd be like, yeah, interesting,

1507
01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:17,120
Speaker 1: you know, But I don't know. I think we have

1508
01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:19,160
Speaker 1: a nice mean to have a good I don't think

1509
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:21,960
Speaker 1: I missed type. I think he likes more just he's

1510
01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:24,439
Speaker 1: a chisel he's more of a chiseled on chiseled guys,

1511
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:26,639
Speaker 1: you know, so I think that was part of it.

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01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:29,760
Speaker 1: And yeah, he's got too masculine for me too, you know. Yeah,

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01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:32,439
Speaker 1: of course not not gonna work. So we were just

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01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:35,280
Speaker 1: there was no real sexual chemistry there just just too

1515
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:39,559
Speaker 1: too bad. Perfect bodies. Just just respect for our perfect

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01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:42,680
Speaker 1: bodies next to each other. So it was yeah, but

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01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:45,360
Speaker 1: it was great. I missed those days, those early days

1518
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:47,800
Speaker 1: of just being a nude slut on the internet. No

1519
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:52,000
Speaker 1: one really knew I was a comedian even literally.

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01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:51,439
Speaker 3: Really.

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01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:54,439
Speaker 2: Pretty wild.

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01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,559
Speaker 1: I got the nude calendar, the twenty twenty five calendar coming.

1523
01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:01,360
Speaker 1: I do the calendar every year, So there's out there Instagram.

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01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:03,559
Speaker 1: Instagram will like take them down now, so I just

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01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:06,200
Speaker 1: I just sell the calendar. So yeah, I am. I'll

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01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:08,360
Speaker 1: send you guys a couple of lease. I love that.

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01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:10,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be awesome. I'll put in the bathroom, please,

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01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:11,160
Speaker 2: I'll put it.

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01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:16,000
Speaker 3: In my man case. Yeah. Should we do our final teble?

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01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:22,600
Speaker 2: Yes? So our final segment is called shout outs in

1531
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:25,479
Speaker 2: the Grand straight tradition love, we give a radio shout

1532
01:10:25,479 --> 01:10:27,960
Speaker 2: out to anything that we are enjoying. Imagine it's two

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01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:29,680
Speaker 2: thousand and one. You're at TRL shouting out to your

1534
01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:32,880
Speaker 2: squad back home, but about anything that you like, and

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01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:37,439
Speaker 2: I have one. Okay, go what's up freakxlusions and perverts

1536
01:10:37,479 --> 01:10:39,240
Speaker 2: around the globe. I want to give a huge shout

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01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:42,040
Speaker 2: out to a good night's sleep. I have had a

1538
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:45,160
Speaker 2: sleepless weekend, and in a way that was crazy because

1539
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:47,200
Speaker 2: I started out really hungover and I said, damn, I'm

1540
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:49,400
Speaker 2: gonna get a good night's sleep tonight. Didn't slept for

1541
01:10:49,439 --> 01:10:51,559
Speaker 2: about four hours. Then the next night I was like, okay,

1542
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:53,120
Speaker 2: I've never been so tired in my life. I'm not

1543
01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:55,680
Speaker 2: to get a good night's sleep. Didn't another four hours.

1544
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:57,320
Speaker 3: What is wrong? What is wrong?

1545
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:00,400
Speaker 2: Yesterday? I thought I might die? And then I went

1546
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:03,320
Speaker 2: and I slept at my friend Nick and Claire's apartment,

1547
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:06,639
Speaker 2: and better believe, I felt so cozy that I slept

1548
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:09,360
Speaker 2: right until eight thirty in the morning. And it was

1549
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:11,240
Speaker 2: that type of sleep where you're like, oh, I'm like

1550
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:13,720
Speaker 2: dizzy now, like it like kind of hurt to wake up.

1551
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:16,280
Speaker 2: And I really feel that today I have a new

1552
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:18,360
Speaker 2: lease on life and I can't wait to see what

1553
01:11:18,439 --> 01:11:21,680
Speaker 2: amazing business deals transpire with the rest of my afternoon

1554
01:11:22,439 --> 01:11:22,840
Speaker 2: shout to.

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01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:29,439
Speaker 3: Good night's sleep. Whooo what's up crazy kids out there?

1556
01:11:29,479 --> 01:11:31,280
Speaker 3: I want to give a shout out to Okay, I

1557
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:33,080
Speaker 3: was on a flight. First of all, I've been watching

1558
01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:35,360
Speaker 3: the most amazing movies on flights. Recently, I watched the

1559
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:36,640
Speaker 3: film Thelma. Have you seen this?

1560
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:39,200
Speaker 1: I was going to watch it, and then I didn't.

1561
01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:40,439
Speaker 1: I watch RoboCop instead.

1562
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:42,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love I love it.

1563
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:45,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was. I was in London and they were

1564
01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:46,880
Speaker 1: showing it. I wanted to go see a movie in

1565
01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:49,360
Speaker 1: theaters and they were showing Thelma. But then I saw like, oh,

1566
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:52,280
Speaker 1: they're also showing Robocomp in the theater. So I saw RoboCop,

1567
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:53,200
Speaker 1: but I want to show it.

1568
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,360
Speaker 3: Where is he? By the way, what was his last movie?

1569
01:11:55,439 --> 01:11:57,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. Didn't you do something recently? You like?

1570
01:11:57,760 --> 01:11:59,960
Speaker 3: El Is so good? I haven't seen Oh my god, God,

1571
01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:03,320
Speaker 3: I'll see it. Ell Is so okay, I'll watch it.

1572
01:12:03,479 --> 01:12:05,720
Speaker 3: I'll watch o. Thelma was incredible. But last night, when

1573
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:08,280
Speaker 3: I was coming back from Chicago, I hit play on

1574
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:12,800
Speaker 3: Freaky Friday. It's flatter and I was like, I feel like,

1575
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:15,240
Speaker 3: at this point it's so cliche to be nostalgic for

1576
01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:17,640
Speaker 3: like early odd stuff, and I was like, there's a

1577
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:19,880
Speaker 3: reason it hits this girl is a star.

1578
01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:22,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it hits because that was when you were young.

1579
01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:25,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's not I would have a movie where

1580
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:28,720
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, we're movies ever this, or it's

1581
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:31,200
Speaker 3: like yeah, if I was like two years older, it

1582
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:32,000
Speaker 3: would be a different thing.

1583
01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:32,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1584
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:33,719
Speaker 3: Anyway, the point is I want to give a shout

1585
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:36,439
Speaker 3: out to Lindsay Lohan, one of our comedic great Absolutely.

1586
01:12:36,479 --> 01:12:38,519
Speaker 3: You know, I'm not going to be ashamed to like

1587
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:41,479
Speaker 3: you because it's because oh it's mainstream now to reclaim

1588
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:43,519
Speaker 3: Lindsay Lohan. She is a great actress.

1589
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:45,600
Speaker 1: She's an incredible musician.

1590
01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:52,040
Speaker 3: Dancer, dancer, hair legend. And you know, I'm just happy

1591
01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:55,440
Speaker 3: she seems to be doing well. And you. Our childhoods

1592
01:12:55,439 --> 01:12:57,479
Speaker 3: would not have been the same without you. Freaky Friday

1593
01:12:57,560 --> 01:12:59,479
Speaker 3: is a great film. You know, I'm happy they're making

1594
01:12:59,479 --> 01:13:01,519
Speaker 3: a terrible seq. Well, good for them, Like maybe they'll

1595
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:04,160
Speaker 3: make some money on Max dot Com. Yeah, so shout

1596
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:05,360
Speaker 3: out to Lindsay.

1597
01:13:05,479 --> 01:13:07,200
Speaker 1: Shout out to Lindsay. I mean, I know you want

1598
01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:09,200
Speaker 1: to talk about where the ven diagram of stuff gay

1599
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:11,799
Speaker 1: guys like and stuff straight guys like Lindsay Lohan.

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01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:16,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, my she was my like high school like celebrity crush.

1601
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:19,840
Speaker 1: I'm straight got yeah yeah again. I know. I remember

1602
01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:23,880
Speaker 1: a couple of photo shoots that that very problematic in hindsight,

1603
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:28,920
Speaker 1: SNL just get but I was a fan at the time.

1604
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:32,960
Speaker 1: I must say I didn't mind it. I remember being like,

1605
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:39,920
Speaker 1: well this is just comedically, yeah, shout out. Just I'm

1606
01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:41,760
Speaker 1: going to follow up on your Lindsay Lowhead shout out

1607
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:44,280
Speaker 1: for sure, and then I'm just gonna say, shout out

1608
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:48,200
Speaker 1: the interesting disdas. You know, the Coke zero Oreo limited

1609
01:13:48,320 --> 01:13:51,960
Speaker 1: edition collab. I'm all over it. A and W zero

1610
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:55,000
Speaker 1: Sugar root Beer. Big fan of that. So that's been

1611
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:56,920
Speaker 1: a big sobriety thing. Is like whenever I want to

1612
01:13:56,920 --> 01:14:00,000
Speaker 1: like smoke a joint or knock back a cold one,

1613
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:02,479
Speaker 1: I'm like, let's get a weird diet soda in the mix.

1614
01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:05,439
Speaker 1: So I'm just that's really helping me out a lot.

1615
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:08,599
Speaker 1: I guess Halo top ice cream sort of methadone Ben

1616
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:11,679
Speaker 1: and Jerry's to me, I'm going a little over more

1617
01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:13,439
Speaker 1: on both of those right now, but I'm gonna reel

1618
01:14:13,479 --> 01:14:16,760
Speaker 1: it back in. Yeah, that's shout out to that man,

1619
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:21,200
Speaker 1: shout out to diet, the tastier diet foods than you know,

1620
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:23,519
Speaker 1: our four fat fathers ever got.

1621
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:27,080
Speaker 3: To You're always putting one straight thing in one game thing,

1622
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:32,200
Speaker 3: you know, either bacon, shishiato peppers or like disgusting soda

1623
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:32,799
Speaker 3: in Halo.

1624
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:35,559
Speaker 2: No, it's it's it's really interesting.

1625
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:36,040
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1626
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:38,559
Speaker 2: No, I love it. Always keep us guessing.

1627
01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:42,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well Stov, this has been an episode to like.

1628
01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:45,439
Speaker 3: But let's tell the folks at home once again, what

1629
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:46,559
Speaker 3: projects you have come?

1630
01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:51,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's start a cult in theaters. It's ten twenty five.

1631
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:55,160
Speaker 1: It's a very stupid cult. Like it's a ninety minute

1632
01:14:55,439 --> 01:14:57,960
Speaker 1: dumb comedy. Right, It's like I just want to make

1633
01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:01,160
Speaker 1: the stupidest movies of all time. It's it's just fun.

1634
01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:05,320
Speaker 1: I really you it with Wes Haney, we Ben kit Nick.

1635
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:07,200
Speaker 1: We have a lot a lot of friends, maybe people

1636
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:11,439
Speaker 1: who have been on the show Hurricanes, Claracanees in its

1637
01:15:11,479 --> 01:15:17,679
Speaker 1: in it. Yeah, we have some great past guests and yeah,

1638
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:20,920
Speaker 1: it's in I assume this is this podcast is in

1639
01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:24,080
Speaker 1: only major cities, so that's where the movie is playing.

1640
01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:26,679
Speaker 1: It's playing like perfect, It's playing in like seven major cities.

1641
01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:30,479
Speaker 1: So please go see it, and yeah, look out for that.

1642
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,920
Speaker 1: Stobby's World is my podcast, and I'll be on tour

1643
01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:36,760
Speaker 1: next year. I'm gonna announce the tour uh in a

1644
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:38,400
Speaker 1: couple of weeks soon. So if you if you liked

1645
01:15:38,439 --> 01:15:40,400
Speaker 1: me and you want to come see me live, keep

1646
01:15:40,439 --> 01:15:42,160
Speaker 1: an eye for that. But yeah, mainly the movie. I

1647
01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:42,920
Speaker 1: hope people see it.

1648
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:44,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the movie.

1649
01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:46,040
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for doing the pod of course.

1650
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:49,240
Speaker 1: And I've been waiting to you know, I've been gone.

1651
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:50,960
Speaker 1: We had so much fun on my podcast. Oh I

1652
01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:51,559
Speaker 1: got to get it.

1653
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:53,240
Speaker 3: I got it. We got to come back, come back,

1654
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:54,639
Speaker 3: come back? Please?

1655
01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:55,240
Speaker 2: Its fun.

1656
01:15:55,320 --> 01:16:00,240
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1657
01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:03,759
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1658
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:07,719
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1659
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1660
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01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:22,439
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01:16:22,479 --> 01:16:26,560
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01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:28,280
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01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:30,200
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