Speaker 1: My face, dirty dirt on my face. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Did the ranch all day ever? Take you out to
Speaker 1: the ranch?
Speaker 2: And yeah, you're never taken me to the ranch.
Speaker 1: We are today, Okay today.
Speaker 3: We may need to cut this episode short because it's
Speaker 3: a little bit of traffic this time of day.
Speaker 2: To get to the ranch.
Speaker 3: But it's worth it.
Speaker 1: Man, he's kidding.
Speaker 2: It's a virtual it's a virtual reality ranch. Yes, dude,
Speaker 2: you guys did west World, but life.
Speaker 1: So west World is not that. It's not a ranch.
Speaker 1: It's from the West, but it's not VR. Virtual reality
Speaker 1: is a completely different concept from West World. People do
Speaker 1: say this. I'd appreciate it if you could help get
Speaker 1: out there. Now you've been now that you've been educated that.
Speaker 2: I did not want that to be what the episode was. Sorry,
Speaker 2: but this is going to take us all.
Speaker 4: I'm really sorry to bring it up, and I didn't
Speaker 4: mean to stir the stir the bonnet right away.
Speaker 2: Well, let's do it now you started explaining.
Speaker 1: West World takes place in meat space, even though some
Speaker 1: of the character some of the personalities in the experience
Speaker 1: are cybernetic. Sure, virtual Reality takes place entirely on the
Speaker 1: computer plane.
Speaker 2: The digital is it a helmet? Is it a helmet
Speaker 2: driven experience?
Speaker 1: Is a helmet? Thank you for understanding that, because some
Speaker 1: people say goggles. No, no, this is a full immersion,
Speaker 1: shoulder to hair helmet, like a word down, like a
Speaker 1: Joan Cusac in a high school movie like Broken.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the halo and the neck brace and everything. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 3: it's like that.
Speaker 2: The ranch and then you're on the ranch. And what's
Speaker 2: the vibe on the ranch. There's ice cream.
Speaker 3: There's infinite ice cream, bottomless.
Speaker 2: Bottomless troths of ice cream, and I eat it bottomless.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I bet you do. Because that's the vibe
Speaker 2: in the ranch.
Speaker 3: The ranch, there's no rules.
Speaker 2: Yah'piesties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's what we're ranching.
Speaker 2: For the most. You're ranching puppies and kitties. You're HEARDing
Speaker 2: puppies kitties.
Speaker 4: Yes, so it's a puppy mill. Is that what we're
Speaker 4: talking about? Is this a puppy mill that you guys
Speaker 4: are running.
Speaker 1: Like it's the same as like a cereal mill for puppies.
Speaker 1: So it is a it is a puppy.
Speaker 2: Mill in that like a cereal mill.
Speaker 4: Oh like like the the real versions of the ancient
Speaker 4: grain of cereals.
Speaker 1: You break them down into their like component, yes parts,
Speaker 1: so you are it's virtually real.
Speaker 4: But so you are milling when you so when the
Speaker 4: puppies are being there's a mill stone and they're pulverizing
Speaker 4: the puppies.
Speaker 1: No, because that would be like that wouldn't be as
Speaker 1: useful for like, you just break them down so you
Speaker 1: can separate the little like parts of like the parts
Speaker 1: that you need, you don't want them, Like, what would
Speaker 1: you do with pulverise means turn to dust?
Speaker 2: You can?
Speaker 1: I guess my question.
Speaker 3: I mean it would be like, what are you going
Speaker 3: to do with the sludge?
Speaker 2: Drink it? I guess as you drink it, you drink
Speaker 2: the puppies.
Speaker 1: You got to get you out here.
Speaker 2: You've got to get you got to get out to
Speaker 2: the ring.
Speaker 1: You got to get out to the ranch. We take turns.
Speaker 1: You would love it so specifically, but I'm good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: intrigue cream is so good, ice creams in the helmets.
Speaker 4: And and and sorry, I know, I know we want
Speaker 4: to move on. But and virtual reality is different than
Speaker 4: augmented reality.
Speaker 1: Is a visual on screen experience replicating what meat space
Speaker 1: the world that we moved through but injected with Pokemons.
Speaker 4: Oh, yes, that's the augmented reality stuff.
Speaker 1: So it's right. Yes, hitman Chan is there. Hm, that's
Speaker 1: one of the Pokemon. Yeah, hit mong Lee is there.
Speaker 3: Did you guys get to talk there? Yeah, sy ducks there.
Speaker 4: Did you guys get to talk to Ryan Reynolds when
Speaker 4: he was doing Detective Pikachu Press?
Speaker 2: Did he come through?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So that episode still has not released.
Speaker 1: We have a little bit of a backlad that one.
Speaker 3: We are well he's something of a riff man, so
Speaker 3: there's a lot of good runs in there, and it's
Speaker 3: kind of picking and choosing because we do have to
Speaker 3: our target tire. Yeah, yeah, and so but that one, Yeah,
Speaker 3: obviously he did sit down with us and we haven't
Speaker 3: released it yet. But Ryan was here and uh, you know,
Speaker 3: a fun project and he was fun talking about it,
Speaker 3: although we couldn't keep him corralled into just that.
Speaker 2: He hit on every topic.
Speaker 3: You could imagine, uh, from pissing to shitting to having
Speaker 3: sex to you know, soccer football, you know, news to
Speaker 3: killing someone drinking gin, you know, and everything that he
Speaker 3: brought up.
Speaker 2: It was like, oh, this he's an expert on.
Speaker 3: Now this he's an expert on, and it became like, no,
Speaker 3: his mind holds the entire universe at once, and he's
Speaker 3: just sort of funneling.
Speaker 1: It down to me.
Speaker 4: So then choosing the clips has got to be challenging.
Speaker 4: It's really been a slow process.
Speaker 3: Even understanding the clips for me has.
Speaker 4: Also like I wanted to talk to you guys about
Speaker 4: your clips. Yeah, okay, because I'm you know, not super
Speaker 4: familiar at this point.
Speaker 1: But with the show you'll go on before you go
Speaker 1: on a show, you'll do a quick clip.
Speaker 2: Chack. I'll do a quick clip chack.
Speaker 1: See what am I in for?
Speaker 2: And what's my following it for? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Will I be co posting? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes? Will there be a collab? Except a collab would
Speaker 2: be so big for us? Yeah, because we.
Speaker 3: You know, we count on that to sort of break containment.
Speaker 3: Of course, our audience knows us already. Your audience, Nick,
Speaker 3: you check.
Speaker 1: With your social media liaison sure to say.
Speaker 4: Is there an opening to you know, and he's and
Speaker 4: I've and he your team they your team has been in.
Speaker 4: Your team has been in quite regular contact about the
Speaker 4: clips and collab and inviting inviting the clab and what
Speaker 4: will Nick accept? And you can you know, we like
Speaker 4: to get some sort of a shrink before.
Speaker 2: We even find what the clip.
Speaker 1: Is, right, you know, before we want to talk to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I but I respect that about you guys.
Speaker 4: You guys are really straightforward.
Speaker 3: We're trying to be above board where it's like, you know,
Speaker 3: obviously we want to promote your stuff, and you got
Speaker 3: so much good stuff, but we also do see it
Speaker 3: as an opportunity for everyone to benefit in terms of
Speaker 3: our stuff getting seen.
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 4: Sure, I mean that's the beauty of it. It's a
Speaker 4: give and takes, it's collab it's about it totally.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sucking of it, Yeah, sucking on you know, sucking
Speaker 3: on the tee, sucking on your ass.
Speaker 2: But I'm cleaning stuff out of it too. You know.
Speaker 1: You guys are as for you.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 4: You guys are a couple of human barnacles, but but barnacles.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Lamp prey, what's that remorl lamp prey?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 2: Is that kind of like in the sting Ray family?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What little tick bird? Park myself right up there on
Speaker 3: your ass.
Speaker 1: And on top, uh huh?
Speaker 4: And are you giving stuff in there? Are you just
Speaker 4: sucking out? Are you putting stuff in the system?
Speaker 1: Too. Yeah, don't worry about up there. Yeah, exactly what
Speaker 1: we're doing. You were glowing.
Speaker 4: But I say, like if I if you guys in
Speaker 4: bed into me, is it best to smoke you out?
Speaker 2: Is it best to scoop you out? Hey, man, I
Speaker 2: didn't know that episode today.
Speaker 1: You can smoke us out.
Speaker 3: Geez four twenty was a week or two ago. But
Speaker 3: I can make an exceptions.
Speaker 2: No, No, we're having you know.
Speaker 1: Don't touch Yeah happening, Yeah, you're not even physically, don't
Speaker 1: physically touch. Keep it, keep it, do not do anything.
Speaker 2: Don't let us go all the way through.
Speaker 3: If you pull us out when we're halfway and you
Speaker 3: don't know what we're gonna.
Speaker 2: Do with us, I'm okay, good to know.
Speaker 1: M nick.
Speaker 3: Roll.
Speaker 2: It's time close.
Speaker 1: A roll for you.
Speaker 2: Okay a nick.
Speaker 3: Roll, your most challenging one yet yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we have to.
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 3: Man, you guys got like we have at the table.
Speaker 1: We have to we have to stop.
Speaker 3: Come on.
Speaker 1: It's time for.
Speaker 3: Jimmy Nicod Knight, Nicket.
Speaker 4: Knight take over Nick at night, as do both or
Speaker 4: I call the I take over late night and I
Speaker 4: do I call it.
Speaker 1: Nick at Night. This guy's radioactive. Okay, because you're telling
Speaker 1: what he'll do next. You gotta stop it.
Speaker 3: He's a goddamn ticking, fucking time bomb, Nick, and.
Speaker 1: It's only.
Speaker 2: Taking us down with him. He's willing to say anything.
Speaker 2: We need a Trump.
Speaker 1: Positive talk show hosted.
Speaker 4: By Nick Crawl Stat Nicked Night. It's playing off the
Speaker 4: nostalgia we do. It'll be for Paramount Plus got it
Speaker 4: because they own the underlying rights and obvious So it's
Speaker 4: exciting to think.
Speaker 1: About that collaboration.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it would be really I'm it would
Speaker 2: be really exciting for me. What a superpower.
Speaker 3: It's all gonna be one company soon.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it's all it's this and this is going to
Speaker 1: be a comics unleashed.
Speaker 4: Also, Yeah, and what we're doing, we're buying local markets
Speaker 4: and it's an interesting This is actually what I wanted
Speaker 4: to talk to you guys.
Speaker 2: Here, we are here, we are here, we are right you.
Speaker 4: Let's talk about local market purchasing of ad time and
Speaker 4: it's what finally, let's talk about Byron.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about Byron now, Byron Iron genuinely can we
Speaker 2: talk about Byron? Yeah? Well exactly.
Speaker 4: Now, I feel like you guys get a lot of
Speaker 4: what you do from sort of having watched a lot
Speaker 4: of comics on leash Steal from the Great.
Speaker 1: And we watch it and how do we watch it
Speaker 1: like everyone else on TV? No, we are paid audience members.
Speaker 1: That is our main job in comics on Leash. And
Speaker 1: so then you get to watch not only the comedy,
Speaker 1: but all the rehearsals as.
Speaker 2: Well, watching, yeah, the element of over and over again.
Speaker 3: Yes, well, to see them explain the routine to buy
Speaker 3: way that he introduced it the first time, actually did
Speaker 3: not set up what they were going to do, and
Speaker 3: some other ways he could maybe approach it.
Speaker 4: And so you guys must be super interested in how
Speaker 4: he's he's basically just leasing the time that that eleven
Speaker 4: thirty slot on CBS is now just going to be
Speaker 4: leased out to buyer and out, and he's buying up
Speaker 4: local markets.
Speaker 1: And then he sells ads too, products based on unspecified animals,
Speaker 1: pulverized puppies per chance. Hey, if someone were to get
Speaker 1: into that business, puppies supposed to be someone with a
Speaker 1: little experience right the other way, And that's because you
Speaker 1: have trouble making eye contact.
Speaker 2: I'm struggling with that my whole life.
Speaker 4: Nick we're thirteen minutes and almost thirteen or thirteen thirty,
Speaker 4: thirteen thirty and bam.
Speaker 2: We hit the thirteen thirty mark.
Speaker 3: So uh, you know with probably about ten minutes of content.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that felt to be like about ten minutes of
Speaker 4: content and the three minutes of yeah, just fun for
Speaker 4: the boys.
Speaker 3: Some of that stuff's just for us.
Speaker 1: Would so we make money coming and going on this thing, really, yes,
Speaker 1: because also, of course, all the comics are paying to
Speaker 1: be on the show. And when we say paid audience members,
Speaker 1: we paid. Yes. Of course do you pay to be
Speaker 1: in the audience of course course, and so yeah, everything
Speaker 1: is monetized.
Speaker 3: I benefit so much, and you know, with something like
Speaker 3: comics only, I do want to see how the sausage
Speaker 3: gets made.
Speaker 4: Sure, well, you love the process and you're but you
Speaker 4: don't really you're not doing too much comedy yourself at
Speaker 4: this point.
Speaker 3: So I have stopped, not because I was unsuccessful, though
Speaker 3: that didn't help. I have stopped because I found a
Speaker 3: new passion, and that of course is promoting you and
Speaker 3: your brand.
Speaker 1: Thank you, and your manage.
Speaker 4: Sure you're new, you're into manage. You guys are managing.
Speaker 3: I'm not asking for a percentage yet if you love
Speaker 3: what I do, if you feel like yes, like your
Speaker 3: visibility has been improved.
Speaker 1: We don't work in like contracts like you know, it's
Speaker 1: not that's not our business.
Speaker 3: If I need to compel you with some piece of
Speaker 3: paper to keep working with us, then I haven't done
Speaker 3: my job correctly. I actually want you to be excited
Speaker 3: to cut me a check at the end of the day,
Speaker 3: where you go, well, this guy earned this because, like,
Speaker 3: my value will be far greater than twenty percent that
Speaker 3: I'm taking.
Speaker 2: And I'm very happy with my management, my representation.
Speaker 3: Everyone says that at first, but.
Speaker 2: I would love to hear where you see me in
Speaker 2: five years. Okay, Hayes, you want to take it away.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying what I saw. I'm just saying what
Speaker 1: I saw. Okay, you you prompted me. I had a
Speaker 1: vision dead on the surface of the Moon, lying dead,
Speaker 1: completely undisturbed. There is no explosion, there's no wind up there.
Speaker 3: Guys exploded out of your head.
Speaker 2: Peacefully dead.
Speaker 1: Decomposition not really an issue, no.
Speaker 2: Gravity, face frozen in a scream, sure, but.
Speaker 1: The cavity is in the skull where the eyes used
Speaker 1: to be. Otherwise very peaceful.
Speaker 2: H Yeah, honestly could be much worse. So I mean
Speaker 2: that tenuinity the surface of the moon.
Speaker 1: I should sorry, you did look very peaceful, but you're
Speaker 1: you're kind of touching your I'm touching about your area.
Speaker 2: So I'm screaming, fa on the moon, holding my plans
Speaker 2: cupped around.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, it's just around the area. Okay, you didn't
Speaker 1: get there in time, is what it kind of seems
Speaker 1: like happened.
Speaker 2: Ultimate Glue, the Ultimate Goon.
Speaker 1: There was time now right, dune on the Moon.
Speaker 3: On the Moon, that was the name of what we
Speaker 3: were trying to make when something went wrong.
Speaker 4: Well, that's my movie about Jim Carrey making Man on
Speaker 4: the Moon is me playing Jim Carrey making the movie.
Speaker 1: You are playing Jim Carrey making the movie Man on
Speaker 1: the Moon, which playing playing Andy Coff. You're playing Jim
Speaker 1: Carrey playing Andy Coff.
Speaker 2: Yes, playing Clifton telling.
Speaker 1: His manager that he doesn't he's never seen him before.
Speaker 2: Yes, so.
Speaker 1: That's what fis a plane and screaming because he thinks
Speaker 1: that planes weren't around in the nineteenth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's the idea.
Speaker 4: And because you didn't see the original movie, I did not,
Speaker 4: but I saw I heard people talk about the documentary
Speaker 4: about Jim Carrey making the movie. So mine is based
Speaker 4: our movie will be our movie if you guys are
Speaker 4: willing to engage.
Speaker 2: I like to think of it.
Speaker 4: That way as right, great, yeah, well, if you want
Speaker 4: to be my manager, you know, get involved.
Speaker 2: I would like it.
Speaker 1: And he doesn't need you say you're happy with yours.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of.
Speaker 2: Room, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: The shot them aside. Sure it could be a great
Speaker 1: You got forty five, like fifty five percent left to
Speaker 1: go around. Let's all, let's eat.
Speaker 2: Let's all, yeah, let's all, let's all come to the table.
Speaker 1: You're okay here too?
Speaker 2: You you want to slice it? Yeah, okay. Richie's in
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: Great, Richie's a fucking killer.
Speaker 3: This guy's a fucking animal.
Speaker 2: He's secotic. Honestly, I'm going to get cut out of
Speaker 2: the deal.
Speaker 1: I know it.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't have invited Richie because that's how cutthroat this
Speaker 3: son of a bitch is. But while I'm there, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: who's gonna be Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know what, you know what his full name is?
Speaker 1: Who Richie? We were just so we were just talking
Speaker 1: about Richie.
Speaker 2: Who's Richie?
Speaker 1: So that's Richie right over there when we were saying
Speaker 1: he's a killer, he's a fucking animal.
Speaker 4: Sorry I should have mentioned I have full gold fish Goldfish, gold.
Speaker 1: Fish gold first, gold gold first, Oh my god, different
Speaker 1: than goldfish brand there goldfish, Yeah, goldfishes for us.
Speaker 4: The goldfish can at least swim well goldfish. It was
Speaker 4: a it's something it happened to Austrian man in nineteen thirteen.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, goldfish, Yeah, Adolf goldfish and fortunately yeah time
Speaker 4: why they call it yeah first instead of.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So that's rich Yeah, who's Richie?
Speaker 1: Richie is the guy over there?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, oh hi, and sorry, I have a gold first.
Speaker 1: Break Oh no, we literally we just had that proved positive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because if it's the condition sent us and it's
Speaker 3: on his shirt and.
Speaker 4: It's not a nice shirt, it's like, you know, you
Speaker 4: were going to spill.
Speaker 3: I think that might be a filter.
Speaker 4: Bizarrely, off sizing, go to Philson, get us small. That's
Speaker 4: bigger than all of your other shirts. Somehow, that's how
Speaker 4: it works at Philson sometimes.
Speaker 3: Really, Filsen is a unique sizing brand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that. Do you guys ever like wearing
Speaker 2: green or blue? Either of you.
Speaker 1: Either green or blue yeah, don't make me pick. He's
Speaker 1: actually wearing both today and I'm wearing blue right now.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy that you would say that we're actually
Speaker 1: wearing those colors right now today.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe everybody brings a little something to the table.
Speaker 1: Yeah, his name is Richie.
Speaker 2: Who's this?
Speaker 1: That's Ritchie. His name is Richie Sambuca. Mm hmm, like
Speaker 1: Richie Sambora. But it's what it's about. It's Sambuca. And
Speaker 1: so people think when he like entered, like when he
Speaker 1: comes to the negotiation table, people think, like the party time,
Speaker 1: Richie Sambucas here. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But yeah, and Richie B can I ask, is that
Speaker 2: your maiden name?
Speaker 1: Yes? That is his maiden Interesting Richie, he has kept
Speaker 1: his maiden name for business purposes exactly.
Speaker 2: Speaking of maiden names, Maiden season, look at that season.
Speaker 2: You know, we do have a job to do. Twenty
Speaker 2: one minutes.
Speaker 1: In, we only have we got one shot at this.
Speaker 3: The way we cut it, it's going to feel like
Speaker 3: sixteen minutes.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be sixteen.
Speaker 2: So we've had another two will be but uh, mating.
Speaker 3: Season, Maiden season, what the heck are you up to
Speaker 3: this time?
Speaker 2: Nick?
Speaker 1: I let you they let you take another bite at
Speaker 1: the app.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I watch out some coming yeah, blasted in the
Speaker 3: torso with a comedy cannon ball.
Speaker 4: Ye, this guy, it's some of it goes a little blue.
Speaker 4: How do you guys feel about blue stuff?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm actually wearing it right.
Speaker 3: I'm wearing the color. And by the way, if you're
Speaker 3: talking about getting a little dirty, I love yeah. Oh
Speaker 3: my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You can say whatever you want, can you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you have all of George Carlin's stuff memorized.
Speaker 3: Obsessed, obsessed?
Speaker 1: And I don't consider I consider it.
Speaker 2: I consider it, and we will do them on here.
Speaker 1: We will do that. The seven words we're going to
Speaker 1: do right now, He's going to do all seven. I
Speaker 1: haven't done it before. Well, we will will do it
Speaker 1: every episode, Sam, I.
Speaker 2: Should be allowed to say them. I should lane why
Speaker 2: it's actually like good to say them.
Speaker 3: And then when I'm done with that little modern man.
Speaker 2: M h modern man?
Speaker 4: What about modern mammals? How do you guys feel about
Speaker 4: Pete Holmes this shampoos?
Speaker 1: We never talk about it on this sh Yeah, and
Speaker 1: so he every episode we don't talk about that. We
Speaker 1: don't talk about magic mind.
Speaker 3: Me bringing up his ads. Which are they even ads?
Speaker 3: They feel so native to the content they exist in
Speaker 3: that I can't quite tell. But that's not something we've
Speaker 3: touched on before. Just like somehow isn't hitting my algorithm?
Speaker 2: Explain it to.
Speaker 1: Me, but you can't.
Speaker 2: Guy, it's a friend of his.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's been on that since college. He's been on
Speaker 1: that tip modern mammals. Yes, really, shampoo that is pulverized.
Speaker 1: It's dust, and you don't use it in the shower.
Speaker 1: You just put it dry.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a dry it's like a dry shampoo. You
Speaker 2: just put it.
Speaker 4: You gotta go outside to do it outside. Do not
Speaker 4: do it in the house. Okay, go outside. Don't even
Speaker 4: do it on the property.
Speaker 2: Really, get off the property before you do what.
Speaker 1: You're gonna want a little bit of in in the
Speaker 1: in the public right of way, in the street. Do
Speaker 1: it in the street.
Speaker 3: Do you need a magic mind?
Speaker 2: By the way, Uh, I would love know about this stuff.
Speaker 4: Tell me about it. What's the do with magic? Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's it.
Speaker 2: Basically pretty much. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Would you drink blue tea? Because you like I know
Speaker 4: you like green tea? Would you drink blue tea?
Speaker 3: What do you have in mind?
Speaker 4: You know what I want, Would you guys drink like
Speaker 4: high tea? Would are you guys doing a lot of
Speaker 4: testosterone right now?
Speaker 1: Drink pure tea? Yeah? Just like it's so gelatinous tea
Speaker 1: and it's natural for me. What I found is that
Speaker 1: the draper.
Speaker 2: But the host is rejecting the tea.
Speaker 1: It's like an elevator shaft. I have not it doesn't
Speaker 1: want to beat it.
Speaker 2: I have not found the correct delivery system yet. But
Speaker 2: everything so far, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Can talk about.
Speaker 4: Oh my Jesus, Yeah, it's a thicker it's a thicker dosage. Okay,
Speaker 4: So but so you can you can do like an injection,
Speaker 4: an injection, but it's at least the stuff that I'm
Speaker 4: that I'm pedaling, it's thicker.
Speaker 3: Okay, well that could be good for me. I'll try
Speaker 3: basically anything.
Speaker 4: And it's my, it's my. It's kind of my own
Speaker 4: personal testosterone.
Speaker 1: Cats are walking around beefed.
Speaker 3: Up, yeah, because they're just you know, behind me, eating
Speaker 3: it off the grass.
Speaker 2: I can tumble it out of my asshole. My cats,
Speaker 2: and they look good at their jacked Are they happy?
Speaker 2: How are they doing?
Speaker 1: Jaws got a little big yeah, yeah, old jaw.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And they do a sort of meal plan or
Speaker 4: like what are they doing? They just because they got
Speaker 4: to get their calories if they're going to build muscle.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, they're they're doing all kinds of different
Speaker 3: like body weight exercises.
Speaker 1: Are they with each other or what's there? What's their relationships?
Speaker 1: They are all Yeah, they're all with each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're with beautiful. Yeah, that's really beautiful.
Speaker 1: Some of the some of the in some directions, it's
Speaker 1: not going super well run.
Speaker 2: So are you having trouble with either of them or
Speaker 2: I'm having trouble because I am no longer.
Speaker 3: Sort of in charge of the household. I have no
Speaker 3: testosterone they have.
Speaker 1: Were you saying, so I thought you understood they're all
Speaker 1: with each other.
Speaker 2: No, I get that. I'm so.
Speaker 4: I'm I didn't want to because you know him better,
Speaker 4: Like that was my feeling what you were implying.
Speaker 2: But I want a confirmation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that you're feeling a little like xed out, like
Speaker 4: you've been sort of boxed out a little bit because.
Speaker 2: They're more like butler figure.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, cats who are kind of just running
Speaker 3: rough shot over me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's what I I didn't want to pry.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 3: I talk about it on the show, you know the
Speaker 3: Hot Disaster own cats in my house. They kind of
Speaker 3: started each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're fucking like crazy.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought you meant, like the well, that's yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's part of it.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, and I just got to watch and if
Speaker 3: I even.
Speaker 4: Go to myself, Yeah, they get well because they still
Speaker 4: have you didn't declawe so they can come right at you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they go ahead and swipe at me.
Speaker 1: No, no, are you He's the only person who like
Speaker 1: the text get through.
Speaker 2: Of course, that's the kind of beauty if you figure
Speaker 2: out what the rick.
Speaker 1: But he wants me to say, dude gets no pussy
Speaker 1: about Sean because because it's cats.
Speaker 2: Luca Richie burn.
Speaker 1: He's a fucking killer. I'm telling you guys.
Speaker 2: Just like a shot of sambuca. It's sweet going in, but.
Speaker 4: Burns when it gets down to the belly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it stings, but you're gonna have a heck of
Speaker 2: a time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fun to lose your inhibition.
Speaker 2: Would you ever let Richie Sambuka be the bartender at
Speaker 2: the ranch?
Speaker 1: So interesting the bartender right now? That might be an
Speaker 1: issue because he is currently a ghost.
Speaker 2: In the machine.
Speaker 1: Okay, so he's not he's not in the programming, gotcha,
Speaker 1: right he.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Nick is done listening to what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Enough said.
Speaker 4: At last, Yeah I can I could die, just ease
Speaker 4: into the end. Oh God, eyes closed, exploded out of
Speaker 4: your thank you, rimping yourself, screaming into oblivion.
Speaker 2: The surface of the moon.
Speaker 3: I've been waiting for this for so enough has been said, right.
Speaker 1: And Uncle, I thought when she was here, I thought
Speaker 1: we were almost got to the whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3: It's like sometimes guests are weird about us talking about others.
Speaker 4: I know, I mean just about Ryan, Like, I'm pretty
Speaker 4: happy with where things are. Yeah, cause, yeah, mating season.
Speaker 3: The cats are having sex and some of what's happening
Speaker 3: on the show it's.
Speaker 4: Ironically, you know there it's all about animals living in
Speaker 4: the woods, dating Zach Woods, June, Diane, Raphael super Nica,
Speaker 4: l uh Nick Kroll.
Speaker 1: I got a little taste for daddy, right, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know yeah.
Speaker 2: Charity organization, that's right, that's.
Speaker 4: Right, that's absolutely right. It is not a charity organization.
Speaker 4: This is a four pro enterprise.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean yeah, it's you know, show charity. That's
Speaker 2: a really beautiful idea. Though.
Speaker 1: Show charity would be really nice, that'd be awesome.
Speaker 2: It's not a show business.
Speaker 1: Just like we're just like giving it away and you
Speaker 1: go begging to like various people to be like, can
Speaker 1: you please please just give us money to do this?
Speaker 1: You get nothing nothing, We're just give it on TV.
Speaker 4: Please please give me an exorbitan amount of money in
Speaker 4: the human.
Speaker 3: Experience has to make it worth our while, obviously do
Speaker 3: But a show charity organization like that could really be.
Speaker 1: Any old fridges, anything, anything that's left over, as we
Speaker 1: should probably put it back together.
Speaker 3: Show well, I need a little taste for me obviously.
Speaker 3: We I mean, if you're giving money at all, you
Speaker 3: probably want that to end up on screen people, you
Speaker 3: know for sure.
Speaker 2: Right, and it's because you gotta fly him in. He's
Speaker 2: got a few fly him in from yeah exactly. But
Speaker 2: he's the best.
Speaker 4: Keith is great, he's really I mean, the voice obviously
Speaker 4: is incredibly special. But his on screen. But you don't
Speaker 4: like you don't like a like a like as a
Speaker 4: voice over ours.
Speaker 2: You don't like him?
Speaker 1: No, not for me, hot take. I think it's great.
Speaker 1: It's like I just don't feel it.
Speaker 4: Just I guess because I'm I guess because I'm in
Speaker 4: you know, I guess because I'm I'm sort of live
Speaker 4: in the animation.
Speaker 2: Space mating season, yeah, et cetera.
Speaker 4: I think about voices like, I really, when I hear
Speaker 4: a voice, I'm like, is that a voice?
Speaker 1: I also almost the entire life on an animated ranch,
Speaker 1: so fact like you're the only animated or is it virtual?
Speaker 1: Cool world style?
Speaker 3: The Bubbies and Giddies are cartoons animated. Oh, it's like
Speaker 3: the Aristocrats are there basically Okay, Yeah, do you guys
Speaker 3: talk about the Aristocrats on here?
Speaker 1: That the joke we say it at the end. We
Speaker 1: don't talk about until the very end.
Speaker 2: We do the joke.
Speaker 3: The last like nine or fifteen minutes of every episode
Speaker 3: is us doing the Aristocrats joke. And you know, we
Speaker 3: take bits and pieces of all the We try to
Speaker 3: always make it fresh, but we also do borrow from
Speaker 3: all of the different comedians in the documentary who told you.
Speaker 4: Guys, miss Gilbert we were just I don't have a
Speaker 4: chance to because I'm engaging with his content so often.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just engaging with this content. I do
Speaker 3: think that you aren't actually gone. If people are still watching,
Speaker 3: watching and listening and thinking about the work you created.
Speaker 2: I think that's kind of what is behind the concept
Speaker 2: of fame.
Speaker 3: Everyone dies twice, don't they, nick how so well, once
Speaker 3: when you're on the surface of the moon, hands reaching
Speaker 3: for your you know area, you know, just screaming in
Speaker 3: your eyes exploded. And then again the last time someone
Speaker 3: clicks stream on mating season.
Speaker 2: That's when you die the second time.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys are completion rate heads,
Speaker 4: but I would love to just talk quickly about just
Speaker 4: getting make sure and really activating our audiences to for completion.
Speaker 1: Do you really need yes? What like, what are we like,
Speaker 1: let's compromise, give me a three.
Speaker 3: Day and give me a twenty six day target.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, let's say it's on Netflix.
Speaker 4: There's like I guess, like, what do we how many
Speaker 4: subscribers on Netflix now this day?
Speaker 2: This is like three hundred million subscribers worldwide?
Speaker 4: Okay, I think if we got like two hundred and
Speaker 4: ninety six million households watching.
Speaker 1: Watching the whole thing, well, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: There's gonna be a drop off. So like, let's say
Speaker 2: at least it's.
Speaker 1: A moment that we're thinking that it's gonna.
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess there's a moment where Sarah Silverman
Speaker 4: has a skunk expresses are anal glands all over me
Speaker 4: and we end up in a I'm a raccoon, I'm
Speaker 4: a dirty little raccoon, and we end up in a
Speaker 4: copulatory tie. So I think there might be certain markets
Speaker 4: outside the skunk, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's really like it's like it's a one
Speaker 2: night stand that doesn't end.
Speaker 3: Forced to actually deal with some real intimacy because of
Speaker 3: this physical It's like we're taking animals, you know, inconvenience, right, like.
Speaker 4: Animals obviously, but then we're telling actually kind of humans more.
Speaker 1: About ourselves by watching ourselves.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you allowed to do that?
Speaker 4: We had to get Yeah, we had to. We had
Speaker 4: to get a couple of letters. Yeah, from Christopher Nolan. Okay,
Speaker 4: I just said okay, and the d G A yeah,
Speaker 4: he's okay with it.
Speaker 3: I'm okay with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Is it called that dogs goods and animals?
Speaker 1: Dogs and animals?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 1: He's the president.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry if dogs goats and dogs, goats and animals,
Speaker 3: he shouldn't be using AI for those dogs, goats and
Speaker 3: animals on the ranch.
Speaker 4: Have you guys done your Sheep Detective rewatch yet? I
Speaker 4: guess it's hard. It's not out yet. Are you guys
Speaker 4: excited for sheep Detective?
Speaker 3: Sheep Detective is on my list right ahead of number two.
Speaker 3: I'm excited, yeah, top to it ain't No, I'm fucking stoked.
Speaker 3: I can't believe what those sheeps are up to.
Speaker 2: In the trailer, we.
Speaker 1: Were gonna go that if you want to, he mentioned Gilbert.
Speaker 1: We were going to go to uh the Earwolf Cemetery
Speaker 1: after this, if you want to. Oh, yeah, like check
Speaker 1: out of.
Speaker 4: That that's in that's in that sort of that we
Speaker 4: work space near Hollywood forever.
Speaker 2: We worked, Yeah, we worked.
Speaker 1: Really it's really nice you so you walk in and
Speaker 1: you hear it's your voice saying a wou Yeah, people dead,
Speaker 1: that's right. And we'll so we'll go see Gilbert and
Speaker 1: Scott of course, and.
Speaker 2: Of course, like that's really beautiful. That's really great. It's nice.
Speaker 3: Nice to remember that stuff. Yeah, I help, someone does
Speaker 3: it for me.
Speaker 2: Are you worried about your mortality?
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little bit, just because like, well, someone, what's
Speaker 3: been happening with the tea not getting into my body?
Speaker 3: Like that actually can't be good.
Speaker 2: No, no, if your body can't absorb that to have.
Speaker 1: At least yeah, And it's like they say, lo not no.
Speaker 2: No, none. Do you feel like you've spilled the tea?
Speaker 1: Spilling is just a different thing compared to this.
Speaker 2: Are we gonna spill the tea today?
Speaker 3: Well, you said you had a bombshell when you came
Speaker 3: into the office.
Speaker 2: He said you were going to really hit us with
Speaker 2: some major news. I mean, if you guys wanna, I
Speaker 2: would going viral.
Speaker 3: I mean it could be good for us.
Speaker 1: Okay, we could do We have a segment called make
Speaker 1: a Dish Foundation where you dish on sure cool stories.
Speaker 3: From could help maybe help someone who's in the hospital.
Speaker 1: This is a lot of hospitalized listeners.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh really, that's where we're most popular.
Speaker 4: You guys are playing like in hospital in the waiting
Speaker 4: rooms or in the actual the where this thing is
Speaker 4: on the pa at the hospital.
Speaker 3: In the rooms where people have a coma.
Speaker 2: It's just audio, no video, because it's just hard.
Speaker 1: Are you going to do something for the dish? Was
Speaker 1: there as I wanted to do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted to do it.
Speaker 4: I mean I think you can just hear it and
Speaker 4: it's fine, okay, Yeah, but obviously there's just something about
Speaker 4: video that helps you connect, especially to sick people, Ain't
Speaker 4: that the truth?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is something that I think could be very
Speaker 3: underrated about communicating with sick people. Is that being able
Speaker 3: to see you, you know, yeah, visually because they're sick
Speaker 3: and they can't they're not moving around like that's seen
Speaker 3: as many exactly.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 4: So so it's what is the name of the show.
Speaker 4: It's Dish, Make a dish, Make a dish show, so
Speaker 4: what so I think what it is, if I understand
Speaker 4: it right, is like we go in and we cook
Speaker 4: easy to make, hot one pot meals in a hospital room,
Speaker 4: serve it, and then we sort of give them some
Speaker 4: a little tea, some hot, little spicy, little spicy little tea.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I would happily do that, and if you guys
Speaker 4: want me to spill the tea, I will.
Speaker 2: Feel yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It feels like.
Speaker 2: He's for real.
Speaker 1: This is why we haven't had him on the show
Speaker 1: in eleven years.
Speaker 3: And it's I literally have told you that Richie is
Speaker 3: insanely violent. He just made a mess in his studio
Speaker 3: that's really bad.
Speaker 1: Like, what do you think he's doing like he's not
Speaker 1: like doing anything else right, and now he's on MIC.
Speaker 2: I can't believe it. I can't believe Richie's actually.
Speaker 1: Talking to us on the show. God, this is awful.
Speaker 2: Have you met Richie saim bore up? I'm not. I
Speaker 2: go to the same like leather scarf factory that he
Speaker 2: works at.
Speaker 3: Oh he works there's not even where he shot.
Speaker 4: It's just like he felt, you know, he got so
Speaker 4: into the craft of it. He just it's like his
Speaker 4: throwing pottery. That's where he just goes.
Speaker 2: To kind of unwind leather scarves such as it. That's
Speaker 2: the tee makes leather scars, leather scar himself, and then
Speaker 2: reported everybody to Ice, that's really his tea.
Speaker 1: Richie Sambord reported everyone at the factory to Ice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god. So he would have more scarves for himself.
Speaker 1: He thinks that that's that's what he thought.
Speaker 4: But it was just like a bunch of other eighties
Speaker 4: rockers working in the factory in all of.
Speaker 3: Them also then going away. I have a feeling it's
Speaker 3: probably the kind of situation where probably kind of situation
Speaker 3: where he thinks he's doing a lot of the scarf making,
Speaker 3: but there's a lot of people behind him.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like.
Speaker 2: Oh but he loves yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Meeting Animals is on Meeting Animals.
Speaker 1: Netflix all season, all season loog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Meeting Animals is on mating season.
Speaker 1: Wait, what is meeting season?
Speaker 2: Who is this, by the way, meeting season?
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is Ritchie Sambuca.
Speaker 2: First brain, were you nice to meet you?
Speaker 1: To meet you?
Speaker 3: Mating maiden animals all season.
Speaker 4: Long, maining main, maining animals, many animals all season long,
Speaker 4: all season long on peacock.
Speaker 2: And you can't skip it. No skipping, guys.
Speaker 4: Completion rate, the completion rate is so important. You talk
Speaker 4: to your spouse about completion rate.
Speaker 3: Uh, you know, we're in a bit of a no
Speaker 3: talking phase.