WEBVTT - Ep130: Wild Porn Categories RELOADED 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:06.519 Hey guys, Um, well you're not high at your desk, Um, wheezy, 0:00:06.720 --> 0:00:09.320 get it together. This is their job, bro, I really 0:00:09.600 --> 0:00:12.080 coming to work high. I'm about to put like some 0:00:12.280 --> 0:00:15.360 HR guidelines. Well, I don't have to be drug tested anymore. 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:20.320 I'm about to drug test your asshole. That's what's gonna happen. Hello, guys, welcome. UM. 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:22.640 I know your jobs may or may not drug test you. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:24.880 Apparently you guys may or may not have a job 0:00:24.920 --> 0:00:29.640 at all. Um, So I just really want you to 0:00:29.680 --> 0:00:32.519 embrace the fact that our listeners have fucking jobs. I 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:34.600 didn't say they don't have jobs. I'm just saying I 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:37.200 don't want you to make the one like them feel bad. 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:39.239 You'd be like, I know y'all working, and somebody might 0:00:39.280 --> 0:00:42.440 be like, damn, I well we need to encourage them 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:45.199 for goddamn it fun because my who's gotta be able 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:48.159 to um afford our god damn tickets when we go 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:52.959 back on tour. Bratreon might be five dollars um. But yeah, hey, 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:55.680 I'll welcome. Um. This your girl Mandy v a k 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:58.040 A full Core pumps a k A peg the Stallion 0:00:58.400 --> 0:01:01.040 at k A that bitch, um and I'm here by 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:03.320 the way, um oh, and I'm sitting across from go ahead. 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:04.920 I don't have a case, but I guess I could 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:08.399 be wheedy weezy today. You could wheedy wheezy. That works. 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:11.360 That could be something real quick, because I just want 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:15.399 to say um to all of the um listeners that 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:20.039 are currently tagging me in this goddamn Popeye's video, bitch, 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:25.120 have you seen it? Apparently pussy asshole? Apparently it is 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:28.960 an Orlando, Florida fucking video too. It's at an Orlando 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:33.640 fucking Popeye's. Bro. They making it seem like I made 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:37.280 it up, and I'm like, I don't think it is, 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:41.600 but you know what, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:43.640 gonna lie. Pussy asshole is one of those things that 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:48.240 you say, and those are fighting words, like you call 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:50.680 a niggadet when you're just ready to like got it. 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:56.840 Pussy ass hoole dictionary A girl or boy, Oh, a 0:01:56.880 --> 0:02:00.400 girl or boy that bout ain't about nothing, person who 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:03.840 does nothing for themselves, a scary person who can't fight 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:11.480 worth ship, a person who is basically fakes puss up. 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:15.160 That actually is a really good definition. I don't think 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:17.639 I could have said it better myself. I actually really 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:20.560 like that. I really like that. Goddamn who who added 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:22.600 that to urban dictionary? I need to give them credit 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:25.960 because they're fucking When I would use it in an argument, 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:28.120 it was like when you're about to fight. It is 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:30.160 like the most disrespectful ship you could do outside of 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:33.680 spitting on the motherfucker. I've gotten to fight it vain 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:37.960 over that word. No, that's that is I didn't say it, 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:44.320 fighting fucking words. What are Orlando clubs besides the one 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:47.480 that we won't name? Which one? Why are we not 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:50.600 naming it because we which we fought in Roxy's they 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:53.080 don't exist? But which one? What other Orlando clubs have 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:57.000 you fallen? Um? I used to fight in school. I 0:02:57.000 --> 0:02:59.520 didn't really fight in clubs, especially since I was in 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:03.680 there with can Fake. I d oh wait, I'm lying, bitch. 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:09.239 I thought of Cleo's your friend Strip club. Lost both 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:12.520 my phones that night, and then because she was the 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:18.079 door girl my birthday, everybody fucking went to coddle her 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:19.520 and I had to go hot, which I want to 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:21.359 I want to hit in Jarvis this car because I 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:23.880 thought the cos was coming to get me. I was like, 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:27.040 hid me behind the scene. Is they here? I remember 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:30.079 I was probably hot that night. I was high, which 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:33.160 is why it blew my high because me and Cindy 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:36.440 was lighting the funk up. I had never smoke that much. 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:38.040 I was just chilling this. This was right when I 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:41.600 had first started smoking. That was first birthday. It wasn't 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:43.480 I had just started smoking weed at this time. Well, 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:47.160 aside from weed, today, it's gonna be an episode. They'll 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:49.720 be fun. I actually wanted to be highest for this 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:51.880 episode because I laughed so much the first time. I 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:55.960 was like, well, let me amplify it volume to our 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:59.520 porn categories episode. I think we picked the wildest. So 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:01.440 I was like, damn you, it's gonna be really difficult 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:03.360 to top it. And no, it wasn't. Took me like 0:04:03.400 --> 0:04:06.920 ten minutes to find these. So I compiled porn videos 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:09.640 and the best comments underneath them. And you guys will 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:12.360 hear it too. Um before we get into that that 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:14.760 you want to hop into some vanilla ship, I'm too 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:19.480 high trade. Oh, but it was a great party. It 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:22.560 was a cosmopolitan. This is a headline on the Onion doctument, 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:25.840 even Cosmopolitans. No I didn't. I did because this and 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:27.320 it's a drink, so I know how to say to 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:29.560 you here back you kind of like stuttered a little 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:32.560 bit over it, right, just a little bit. It's okay, 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:34.279 I'm gonna play it again. I'm gonna go back and 0:04:34.279 --> 0:04:39.760 make sure I edit this because you said. Cos Cosmopolitan 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:44.159 fires editor after learning that she lied having about on 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:48.080 her resume about having said don't wait wait wait see 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:50.600 I told you couldn't even say none of that. Um 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:54.400 real quick, though, None of my resumes have I put 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:57.280 whether I've had sex or not. Our our resume is 0:04:57.320 --> 0:05:02.080 not updated, right, is this what I job? I read, 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:05.120 read it through first, and then we gotta tell okay, 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:07.280 this is a New York sitey and girl, my throat hurt, bitch. 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:09.800 I didn't even gonna hold you. You can't read. No, 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:14.680 I can't. But that's my excuse right now. No, I 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:16.320 got this, I got this, I got this. Broke. I 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:19.080 don't see too many big words lubricate so, citing an 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:24.040 investigation into the employees work history and background, sources confirmed 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:31.520 Tuesday that Cosmopolitan Magazine fired their associate editor editor Alice Rowley, 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:35.200 after discovering that she lied on her resume about having 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:38.760 had sex on paper. We all thought Alice was a 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:41.520 great fit for our publication. However, that turned out to 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:43.200 be too good to be true when we discovered she 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:47.960 had fabricated her sexual experience, said hiring manager Katie Ericson, 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:51.520 adding that Raleigh's glowing letters of recommendation from people she 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:58.279 had allegedly slept with were exposed space when what we okay, bitch, 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:01.080 I'm getting the CEO of we gotta have recommendation letters 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:04.240 on sex. She ticked all of the box as we 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:07.200 were looking for in an associate editor. But we should 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:09.599 have realized something wasn't right when Alice claimed to have 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:12.839 graduated from the University of Iowa with a Bachelor of 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:16.440 Sex degree. She also had a number of vague descriptions, 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:18.960 such as working closely with an erect penis and the 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:21.480 stuff that comes out of the hole during vaginal intercourse. 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:23.880 What I really doubt that she actually took on a 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:27.159 strong leadership role during gang bangs. While we were initially 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:29.200 thrilled to work with Alice, we could no longer in 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:31.440 good conscience keep her on staff after finding out that 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:34.479 she did not do it a hundred times in a night. 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:37.200 Ericson admitted that the biggest red flag was in the 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:40.960 special skills section of Raleigh's resume, which listed a proficiency 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:45.320 and sexual positions that included both doggie and cat style. 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:48.800 I want to know, is this is this real? Bro? 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:52.080 That's what I just got Cosmo fires. It's from the 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:58.160 Onion is the onion of right? I knew it. See 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:01.960 this is what happens when Wheezy Huffington Post. Huffington Post 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:06.680 wrote about it too. Hold on, Kelly Yo, Huffington Post, 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:10.680 why her slaid off cousins? Okay, so Huffings and Post 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:14.720 is reliable. That's one we should have read, because, Bro, 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:16.840 I know she ain't talking about her sex on her resumetory. 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:18.760 I don't know the onions real, But if it's not 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:22.400 that the best fake news I've ever heard, how can 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:24.760 we upload her high journalistic standards when you haven't been 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:28.840 at least one Candle's affair. That's true? So what they so? Okay? 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:30.880 So look at the comments. So I guess the ten 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:33.840 sexy ways to rekindle my love life with just bullshit. 0:07:35.000 --> 0:07:38.720 So it's it's weird though that they're questioning um the 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:42.280 journalistic aspect of what she's actually done in her real life, 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:46.000 because this is a huge argument um when I did 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:49.120 journalists things, well, when I had my sports blog, and 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:50.840 then as I was friends with a lot of sports 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:54.080 journalists who had maybe never even played D one sports 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:57.920 or who who had never like done college things, a 0:07:57.960 --> 0:08:02.360 lot of athletes question whether you're even able to speak 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:05.680 on sports, locker room things, all of these things if 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:07.800 you've never been a party. I thought about it for 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:09.920 a second, and I was thinking, like, Okay, well, who 0:08:09.960 --> 0:08:12.080 else is like qualified with sex with a degree that 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:14.560 I know? And it's Shannon, right, So like Shannon Shannon 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:19.680 and Michelle Hope those are okay. So like I do 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:22.520 feel like it's very obvious that these two have had 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:28.480 sex have good um. And I wonder, like when you're 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:31.640 applying for something like how do you have to speak 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:34.559 to like even with couples therapy or something like that, 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:36.760 Like how do you prove to somebody that you're good 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:39.560 at fucking or you're good at relationships? Like how well, 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:42.280 I ain't gonna hold you. These motherfucker's be listening to 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:44.520 us every week, they ain't seeing us suck no dick, 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:46.800 and we'd be giving relationship advice and which my hus 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:49.400 been singles since high school. I don't know what the 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:51.920 fun y'all better not be listening to us at this point. 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:54.840 I'd be thinking if I stop. It's like, let's just 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:58.000 say I've thought about this, not recently, but like if 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:01.040 horrible decisions blew up up where like I didn't need 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:04.560 to do side gigs, right, what would I do in 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:06.440 my spare time. It's like when I go back to school. 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:08.280 But if I went back to school, I'm definitely going 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:11.319 to get a degree in like some kind of sex work. Um, 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:14.640 Like degrees have nothing to do with sex unless we 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:18.760 want to do body counts. Like it's all about like 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:21.040 my accolades. Like I can get a sales job in 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:23.360 two weeks. Like everyone's always hiring for sales. It's not 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:25.200 a big deal. But if I wanted to do something 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:26.600 else and I want to go back to school, would 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:29.400 be for And it's like, look at this album cover. 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:35.880 I mean, what's it called? Cover? Mixtape? No, but like 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:39.439 that's gonna be me on the internet eventually. Let's say 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:41.240 we ever did something where our names run it. I 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:43.080 watched Jesus and Mary all the time, and it always 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:46.120 says Daniel Jesus Baker at the end, and I always 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:47.800 think every time I watched the end of that show, 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:51.880 like wow, I would have to put g wheezy deep, 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:57.920 like I really would have showed you wheezy. I mean like, 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:00.160 because I'm not gonna lie, I do that now out 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:01.920 when I have two R s v P. For like 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:05.480 all of these little events, I put first name in 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:08.079 quotation marks Mandy be and then my last name, and 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:09.400 when I go to the door, I let them know 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:12.960 you all know my government, like, don't share my government 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:15.560 with nobody. Got damn, I'll be trying to keep my government. 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:19.160 It's kind of embarrassing when I got a name plate 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:21.160 that says Mandy with two eyes, and my mom would 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:23.600 be looking at me like, bitch, that's not the one 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:25.640 I got you when you were younger. But I feel 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:28.040 like that makes sense because you take pictures and you're 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:30.280 do you know what I mean? I don't want to 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:32.360 call me Amanda. I just ordered a name plate and 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:34.120 I didn't order my name either, because I was like, 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:38.600 then people gonna be like, oh right, right, I don't know, Well, 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:43.360 thanks for I'm picking a fake news because I'm really like, wait, 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:47.840 resume bodies I got on my resume? Howevery bro. The 0:10:47.920 --> 0:10:51.040 point is it's good for a topic discussion. So I 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:53.640 really like, um the kink of the week that you 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:57.720 chose because I just did it. Um Okay, I just 0:10:57.800 --> 0:11:00.400 can't talk and say the name. I need you to 0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:03.960 say the name. Hold On, I mean I got a 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:11.480 way to say it, a trust hold on acts actrusty. 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:22.439 Maybe the eye is silent, act rasty rosty, No, damn stupid, 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:26.320 so actor rasty, actor rosty. I think rosty sounds better. 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:33.839 Rastafar is the arousal by the rays of the sun. 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:37.000 This may be enjoyed through the sex outside. We've got 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:39.200 to get summertime sadness and when you go on vacation 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:41.520 and be like, oh no, I don't want to know. 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:44.079 I'm gonna just keep going south, go to the tropical 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:49.360 islands so I can get my actorosity. I actually just 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:52.720 had sex outside and it was amazing. Actually it started 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:56.000 outside and then moved inside, which is why my fucking 0:11:56.280 --> 0:11:58.559 throat hurts and bisht and had I don't know fucking 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:00.559 how many threesomes lately, so I don't off. It's between 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:04.920 the kissing, the sharing of blunt eating a pussy. I'm 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:07.640 sorry you've had so many three cents. Yeah, bro, just 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:15.679 out here fucking three snute it up? That not okay? 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:20.480 So wait hold up, girl, that's want my throat hurt, bitch, 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:25.160 bitch would have been one mutes the next celling. Yeah, 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:26.640 you did have a lot of three. So so well, 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:28.520 I just I had it in my cabinet. My first said, 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:32.320 AKOSLVA quick, bitch, I don't have my throat hurt. I 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:34.800 was like, no, bitch, I haven't had mother. Do you 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:36.520 want to cut that out real quick? I just want 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:39.960 you to know that I don't have health insurance currently 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:42.640 because we just cleared our jobs. So the coding that's 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:48.080 in my um thing, the mox celling, the all in 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:51.520 my cabinet is what I'm when. I'm like, so I'm 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:55.280 going to Europe for two weeks. In two weeks, I'm 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:58.480 bringing back everything, bitch, And now I'm already man, I 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:00.040 don't have the dit fluke and the go at with 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:02.640 this monster selling. Because fellas, if y'all don't know if 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:04.720 your girl ever get on antibiotics, it sucks up her 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:06.959 pussy right after. So now I'm just like damped, don't 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:08.360 need to buy a monoteckles, But you're about to go 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:12.880 to l a thens my pussy can't break thro Take probiotics. 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:14.360 That's it. It puts the good back to your back. 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:18.040 That's just yogurt, right. No, take the actual pill. Is 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:21.280 that a lot? It costs a lot. It's over the counter. 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:25.880 It's fifteen bucks for I think three day monaster. No, no, no, no, 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:28.280 don't do that. Seriously. Take photobotics. It's really good for you. 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:30.520 I think, yeah, I'm gonna throw hurt. But I had 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:34.000 sex outside. That ship helps. So we started outside. We 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:36.560 was in like a pool first, so I actually got 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:39.120 to mark that off my list with pool sex. But 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:41.280 it was only oral pool sex, which I kind of 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:44.160 did in Jamaica. That was a jacuzy so or old 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:48.480 pool sex, Like I ate her out at the pool 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:51.000 and then we moved it to the bedroom so he 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:54.480 could suck me. We didn't suck in the pool. It 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:55.840 was just a lot. It was great, though. Did you 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:57.880 know who you ate out? Yeah? My home girl. I 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:00.680 told you all my friends. Uh um, so this was 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:03.720 a new friend I fucked and then I sucked one 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:05.679 of my other home girls too. But we already had 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:08.800 sex before, well in a threesome setting, so this was like, 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:11.560 oh it again, Okay, meet this other guy I have 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:16.839 sex with. Do you want to go to? Sorry? Yeah, 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:20.040 don't don't be don't don't be out and out my 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:23.280 goddamn locations. This is why, this is why I really 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:25.960 don't talk to Wheezy. Really no, no, no, come out? 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:28.320 Did you see me catch myself? Though I did go, 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:33.920 you finally caught yourself. Do you want to? Um? But yeah? 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:36.240 Have you had sex outside? You have right be having 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:39.320 sex everywhere? Um. The last time I had sex outside, 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:41.680 it was just like balcony sex. I'm trying to think 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:47.560 that happen. I have done. Make it a point. Did 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:50.520 I have sex with scissors outside and Panama? You said 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:55.400 in the pool? Right? Or no? No? No, the steam room? Yeah, 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:59.800 damn that sounds outside. Bit dude, it's public sex. We're 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:02.440 by outside with the sun rays whole. Okay, hold on, 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:04.760 you've got to be accompanied by the sun raise because 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:07.560 that's the part that turns you on. The sun was 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:10.040 beaming down. I was like a bout and beard. They 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:12.120 went to Miami. It was damn near a hurricane. We 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:15.680 couldn't even sunk outside. But we're getting washed like we 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:18.360 was on vacation, and the hotel was so nice. We're 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:21.120 like yeah, wennare fun here, funk here, we wouldn't do it. 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:27.200 Ship were watching game shows. Oh so mad. I was 0:15:27.200 --> 0:15:28.760 just like, damn. I was like, but put it on again. 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:31.760 I wanta watch every Well, you go ahead. I know 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:33.560 you ain't talking most of this episode because you act 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:35.400 like you can't talk, but now you're talking kind of well, 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:41.000 now you're talking kind of well, you speak well. This 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:44.480 whole hate swin. I say that because it's we literally 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:47.640 didn't have a Patreon episode and we're talking about things 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:51.160 that we wanted characteristics of our lovers. And before I 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:53.320 could say it, she already knew. I just really like 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:58.760 men who speak well, articulate, articulate, articulate, say speak well no, 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:03.520 because it sounds like you be bad. I mean, some 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:06.400 people do like and I didn't. I'm like, I didn't 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:09.080 had niggas come around, and y'all know I said this before, 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:11.960 because I'm super fucking shallow. They find us funk and 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:13.880 then when they just start talking, it's just like, all right, 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:16.080 stop talking. But I like the niggas that I could 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:18.800 just like keep talking with. I don't want to say 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:22.560 that this nigga speaks unwell. But when I was in 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:24.880 on my trip. I'm gonna telling you, Okay, I think 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:26.600 I don't know if I said on a patron episode. 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:30.160 But when we were in uh for Hired though that's 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:32.200 the name of the city, m pr Um. We get 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:34.680 there me Rasheed, my homegirl, and I was like, all right, 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:36.160 I think I'm just gonna go upstairs and watch TV. 0:16:36.200 --> 0:16:38.120 I'm kind of tired. He was like, well, be careful 0:16:38.160 --> 0:16:41.160 because the TV and Puerto Rican, so make sure you 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:43.920 know how to work that. But you see, that's what 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:50.840 I'm talking about. The TV is in Puerto Rican. I know, no, 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:53.840 you know, shout out to eat that. Nigga was in 0:16:53.840 --> 0:16:55.880 the group chat talking about do I need to get 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:58.960 a currency exchange? Do they take money over there? What 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:02.400 they need? What? What do you think the president of 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:06.080 Puerto Rico? Wait? Did he answer that? He didn't. He 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:07.680 just was like, y'all try to get on me and 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:11.000 I'm like, ru were not The TV does speak in 0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:14.600 Puerto Rican and also Spanish, bitch. We get to Walmart. 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:16.840 This is bigger, looking around like, look it's Cheetos, but 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:24.600 it looks oh oh, he thought he was abroad? Did 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:27.639 he not said abroad? Did you see that? Did he 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:30.159 not realize he didn't need his passport to get there. No, 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:34.200 he didn't talk, That's why we was laughing. I said, Nick, 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:35.879 do you have your passport on the way to the airport, 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:39.280 and he was like fun, y'all, Oh my god, you 0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:45.320 just said abroad. This is me and Vinnie definitely going 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:49.840 to Europe next week. Yeah. I just got back from abroad. Yeah. 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:54.639 I stayed in Italy and they went everywhere. Yeah, like 0:17:55.160 --> 0:17:59.639 changes you yeah, tell me that people don't act like that. 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:03.880 First off. That was my whole lingo when I came 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:08.200 back from studying abroad and Singapore so so much. I 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:11.080 use the word abroad and expat more than I ever 0:18:11.200 --> 0:18:14.120 had in my whole life because I was an expat 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:23.000 and I had a boyfriend in Italy. You can be 0:18:23.240 --> 0:18:29.720 eighteen back, So I do be thinking of in the 0:18:29.760 --> 0:18:34.159 limp laces and ship. I mean it's because when you 0:18:34.320 --> 0:18:38.040 leave you realize, like we don't really have like a 0:18:38.119 --> 0:18:41.440 type of culture that isn't that isn't that is considered 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:45.160 sophisticated in any way. What do you mean? Um, For example, 0:18:45.240 --> 0:18:48.040 when you go to Paris and you have been the 0:18:48.080 --> 0:18:51.399 bag of tale and they kind of fancy sometimes so 0:18:51.520 --> 0:18:53.680 like we don't really have any kind of sophisticated like 0:18:53.760 --> 0:18:55.880 aristocrat tribe of the lifestyle. You know what I'm saying, 0:18:55.920 --> 0:18:59.240 unless there's rich Americans the Wepton. But like what I'm 0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:02.400 saying is even the common folk of Europe are still 0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:05.480 more poise than Americans. Like we're look at us, Nigga, 0:19:05.840 --> 0:19:10.160 where we have barely have fucking passports, Like thirty six 0:19:10.160 --> 0:19:12.920 percent of Americans have passports. We got mad racist ship 0:19:13.000 --> 0:19:15.040 going on, but we're this huge place. We got no 0:19:15.200 --> 0:19:18.760 fucking healthcare. We got homelessness like a motherfucker. I think 0:19:18.800 --> 0:19:21.840 it's something like, uh, ten percent of people are seventeen 0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:24.520 percent of like below the poverty line. Like it's wild 0:19:24.560 --> 0:19:27.040 shit out here. And then you know you can go 0:19:27.200 --> 0:19:30.440 to fucking well. No. When I was in Singapore, that's 0:19:30.480 --> 0:19:33.680 actually um ranked as one of the safest places in 0:19:33.720 --> 0:19:37.240 the world. Um. We literally were doing our tour with 0:19:37.440 --> 0:19:40.159 our college and it literally was like, hey, y'all can 0:19:40.200 --> 0:19:42.520 go out at any time. Don't worry about locking your doors. 0:19:42.600 --> 0:19:45.960 It's not necessary here, Like there was almost less than 0:19:46.000 --> 0:19:48.119 one percent of homeless. Why not lock your doors? Like 0:19:48.119 --> 0:19:50.159 whenever people say, like you don't have to lock your 0:19:50.200 --> 0:19:54.520 doors around here, I'm like, why not. But if you 0:19:54.920 --> 0:19:57.160 you lock your doors because you're in fear of someone 0:19:57.440 --> 0:20:00.159 going into no, I love mind it right right. So 0:20:00.320 --> 0:20:02.280 if you're in a place where there's like, there's no crime, 0:20:02.359 --> 0:20:03.960 no one's gonna come into it. It's just like a 0:20:04.640 --> 0:20:07.120 like line has been Technically, you ain't gotta worry about 0:20:07.160 --> 0:20:09.480 losing your key when you go out now, because that's 0:20:09.480 --> 0:20:15.040 my concern all the time. If you don't lock your door, 0:20:15.400 --> 0:20:17.119 you don't have to bring your key, which means you 0:20:17.160 --> 0:20:20.119 don't lose your key. What do you mean when I 0:20:20.200 --> 0:20:22.679 lose my key? Oh, I have security for my building, 0:20:22.760 --> 0:20:24.119 so I have to call it. It's a forty five 0:20:24.920 --> 0:20:27.119 they open it. It's forty five dollars just for them 0:20:27.160 --> 0:20:28.400 to open it, and then I have to still order 0:20:28.480 --> 0:20:30.320 one with my leasing office. Bro, you don't have a 0:20:30.440 --> 0:20:37.320 key with someone nearby, doesn't cut nearby. The Bronx is big, bro, 0:20:37.480 --> 0:20:39.720 It's not gonna say here the Bronx is big. First off, 0:20:39.760 --> 0:20:41.240 I know you've been thinking I'm up in the little 0:20:41.280 --> 0:20:44.560 ass Bronx, bitch. The Bronx is big. It's fun. I 0:20:44.680 --> 0:20:46.440 hear you like, I've been the other side of the 0:20:46.520 --> 0:20:48.200 Bronx and it looked like a whole other world. You 0:20:48.280 --> 0:20:50.680 ever been up by Riverdale? Nigger? That should a whole 0:20:50.760 --> 0:20:53.119 different type of ship came to be fair. So mine 0:20:53.240 --> 0:20:56.240 is fifty bucks too. But when I think about it, 0:20:56.320 --> 0:20:58.520 so Charde has my key and she's in Brooklyn like 0:20:58.560 --> 0:21:01.000 Clinton Hill. And then Alex is if you want to know, 0:21:01.080 --> 0:21:02.639 the closest person to me, and I don't want to 0:21:02.640 --> 0:21:05.720 give him a key, fella Bay, he's the closest nigga 0:21:05.760 --> 0:21:09.280 a little bit, and I'm not giving that right for 0:21:09.400 --> 0:21:12.639 eight years. Ain't know, I'll mean traveling. I don't need 0:21:12.720 --> 0:21:15.560 him up in my ship enough, you know what I mean? 0:21:15.920 --> 0:21:17.840 And got a little bit girl before I took off 0:21:17.880 --> 0:21:21.000 on my plane the other weekend. He um, we sat 0:21:21.040 --> 0:21:23.520 on the FaceTime forever. He missed me so much. I 0:21:23.640 --> 0:21:25.440 was like, you's so cute. That's cute he missed me? 0:21:25.720 --> 0:21:27.440 I said, your girlfriend know you faced time and me 0:21:27.720 --> 0:21:31.800 missing me, smiling to me, No, nigga, uh miss missed me? 0:21:31.920 --> 0:21:34.440