Speaker 1: Hey guys, Um, well you're not high at your desk, Um, wheezy,
Speaker 1: get it together. This is their job, bro, I really
Speaker 1: coming to work high. I'm about to put like some
Speaker 1: HR guidelines. Well, I don't have to be drug tested anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm about to drug test your asshole. That's what's gonna happen. Hello, guys, welcome. UM.
Speaker 1: I know your jobs may or may not drug test you.
Speaker 1: Apparently you guys may or may not have a job
Speaker 1: at all. Um, So I just really want you to
Speaker 1: embrace the fact that our listeners have fucking jobs. I
Speaker 1: didn't say they don't have jobs. I'm just saying I
Speaker 1: don't want you to make the one like them feel bad.
Speaker 1: You'd be like, I know y'all working, and somebody might
Speaker 1: be like, damn, I well we need to encourage them
Speaker 1: for goddamn it fun because my who's gotta be able
Speaker 1: to um afford our god damn tickets when we go
Speaker 1: back on tour. Bratreon might be five dollars um. But yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: I'll welcome. Um. This your girl Mandy v a k
Speaker 1: A full Core pumps a k A peg the Stallion
Speaker 1: at k A that bitch, um and I'm here by
Speaker 1: the way, um oh, and I'm sitting across from go ahead.
Speaker 1: I don't have a case, but I guess I could
Speaker 1: be wheedy weezy today. You could wheedy wheezy. That works.
Speaker 1: That could be something real quick, because I just want
Speaker 1: to say um to all of the um listeners that
Speaker 1: are currently tagging me in this goddamn Popeye's video, bitch,
Speaker 1: have you seen it? Apparently pussy asshole? Apparently it is
Speaker 1: an Orlando, Florida fucking video too. It's at an Orlando
Speaker 1: fucking Popeye's. Bro. They making it seem like I made
Speaker 1: it up, and I'm like, I don't think it is,
Speaker 1: but you know what, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie. Pussy asshole is one of those things that
Speaker 1: you say, and those are fighting words, like you call
Speaker 1: a niggadet when you're just ready to like got it.
Speaker 1: Pussy ass hoole dictionary A girl or boy, Oh, a
Speaker 1: girl or boy that bout ain't about nothing, person who
Speaker 1: does nothing for themselves, a scary person who can't fight
Speaker 1: worth ship, a person who is basically fakes puss up.
Speaker 1: That actually is a really good definition. I don't think
Speaker 1: I could have said it better myself. I actually really
Speaker 1: like that. I really like that. Goddamn who who added
Speaker 1: that to urban dictionary? I need to give them credit
Speaker 1: because they're fucking When I would use it in an argument,
Speaker 1: it was like when you're about to fight. It is
Speaker 1: like the most disrespectful ship you could do outside of
Speaker 1: spitting on the motherfucker. I've gotten to fight it vain
Speaker 1: over that word. No, that's that is I didn't say it,
Speaker 1: fighting fucking words. What are Orlando clubs besides the one
Speaker 1: that we won't name? Which one? Why are we not
Speaker 1: naming it because we which we fought in Roxy's they
Speaker 1: don't exist? But which one? What other Orlando clubs have
Speaker 1: you fallen? Um? I used to fight in school. I
Speaker 1: didn't really fight in clubs, especially since I was in
Speaker 1: there with can Fake. I d oh wait, I'm lying, bitch.
Speaker 1: I thought of Cleo's your friend Strip club. Lost both
Speaker 1: my phones that night, and then because she was the
Speaker 1: door girl my birthday, everybody fucking went to coddle her
Speaker 1: and I had to go hot, which I want to
Speaker 1: I want to hit in Jarvis this car because I
Speaker 1: thought the cos was coming to get me. I was like,
Speaker 1: hid me behind the scene. Is they here? I remember
Speaker 1: I was probably hot that night. I was high, which
Speaker 1: is why it blew my high because me and Cindy
Speaker 1: was lighting the funk up. I had never smoke that much.
Speaker 1: I was just chilling this. This was right when I
Speaker 1: had first started smoking. That was first birthday. It wasn't
Speaker 1: I had just started smoking weed at this time. Well,
Speaker 1: aside from weed, today, it's gonna be an episode. They'll
Speaker 1: be fun. I actually wanted to be highest for this
Speaker 1: episode because I laughed so much the first time. I
Speaker 1: was like, well, let me amplify it volume to our
Speaker 1: porn categories episode. I think we picked the wildest. So
Speaker 1: I was like, damn you, it's gonna be really difficult
Speaker 1: to top it. And no, it wasn't. Took me like
Speaker 1: ten minutes to find these. So I compiled porn videos
Speaker 1: and the best comments underneath them. And you guys will
Speaker 1: hear it too. Um before we get into that that
Speaker 1: you want to hop into some vanilla ship, I'm too
Speaker 1: high trade. Oh, but it was a great party. It
Speaker 1: was a cosmopolitan. This is a headline on the Onion doctument,
Speaker 1: even Cosmopolitans. No I didn't. I did because this and
Speaker 1: it's a drink, so I know how to say to
Speaker 1: you here back you kind of like stuttered a little
Speaker 1: bit over it, right, just a little bit. It's okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play it again. I'm gonna go back and
Speaker 1: make sure I edit this because you said. Cos Cosmopolitan
Speaker 1: fires editor after learning that she lied having about on
Speaker 1: her resume about having said don't wait wait wait see
Speaker 1: I told you couldn't even say none of that. Um
Speaker 1: real quick, though, None of my resumes have I put
Speaker 1: whether I've had sex or not. Our our resume is
Speaker 1: not updated, right, is this what I job? I read,
Speaker 1: read it through first, and then we gotta tell okay,
Speaker 1: this is a New York sitey and girl, my throat hurt, bitch.
Speaker 1: I didn't even gonna hold you. You can't read. No,
Speaker 1: I can't. But that's my excuse right now. No, I
Speaker 1: got this, I got this, I got this. Broke. I
Speaker 1: don't see too many big words lubricate so, citing an
Speaker 1: investigation into the employees work history and background, sources confirmed
Speaker 1: Tuesday that Cosmopolitan Magazine fired their associate editor editor Alice Rowley,
Speaker 1: after discovering that she lied on her resume about having
Speaker 1: had sex on paper. We all thought Alice was a
Speaker 1: great fit for our publication. However, that turned out to
Speaker 1: be too good to be true when we discovered she
Speaker 1: had fabricated her sexual experience, said hiring manager Katie Ericson,
Speaker 1: adding that Raleigh's glowing letters of recommendation from people she
Speaker 1: had allegedly slept with were exposed space when what we okay, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm getting the CEO of we gotta have recommendation letters
Speaker 1: on sex. She ticked all of the box as we
Speaker 1: were looking for in an associate editor. But we should
Speaker 1: have realized something wasn't right when Alice claimed to have
Speaker 1: graduated from the University of Iowa with a Bachelor of
Speaker 1: Sex degree. She also had a number of vague descriptions,
Speaker 1: such as working closely with an erect penis and the
Speaker 1: stuff that comes out of the hole during vaginal intercourse.
Speaker 1: What I really doubt that she actually took on a
Speaker 1: strong leadership role during gang bangs. While we were initially
Speaker 1: thrilled to work with Alice, we could no longer in
Speaker 1: good conscience keep her on staff after finding out that
Speaker 1: she did not do it a hundred times in a night.
Speaker 1: Ericson admitted that the biggest red flag was in the
Speaker 1: special skills section of Raleigh's resume, which listed a proficiency
Speaker 1: and sexual positions that included both doggie and cat style.
Speaker 1: I want to know, is this is this real? Bro?
Speaker 1: That's what I just got Cosmo fires. It's from the
Speaker 1: Onion is the onion of right? I knew it. See
Speaker 1: this is what happens when Wheezy Huffington Post. Huffington Post
Speaker 1: wrote about it too. Hold on, Kelly Yo, Huffington Post,
Speaker 1: why her slaid off cousins? Okay, so Huffings and Post
Speaker 1: is reliable. That's one we should have read, because, Bro,
Speaker 1: I know she ain't talking about her sex on her resumetory.
Speaker 1: I don't know the onions real, But if it's not
Speaker 1: that the best fake news I've ever heard, how can
Speaker 1: we upload her high journalistic standards when you haven't been
Speaker 1: at least one Candle's affair. That's true? So what they so? Okay?
Speaker 1: So look at the comments. So I guess the ten
Speaker 1: sexy ways to rekindle my love life with just bullshit.
Speaker 1: So it's it's weird though that they're questioning um the
Speaker 1: journalistic aspect of what she's actually done in her real life,
Speaker 1: because this is a huge argument um when I did
Speaker 1: journalists things, well, when I had my sports blog, and
Speaker 1: then as I was friends with a lot of sports
Speaker 1: journalists who had maybe never even played D one sports
Speaker 1: or who who had never like done college things, a
Speaker 1: lot of athletes question whether you're even able to speak
Speaker 1: on sports, locker room things, all of these things if
Speaker 1: you've never been a party. I thought about it for
Speaker 1: a second, and I was thinking, like, Okay, well, who
Speaker 1: else is like qualified with sex with a degree that
Speaker 1: I know? And it's Shannon, right, So like Shannon Shannon
Speaker 1: and Michelle Hope those are okay. So like I do
Speaker 1: feel like it's very obvious that these two have had
Speaker 1: sex have good um. And I wonder, like when you're
Speaker 1: applying for something like how do you have to speak
Speaker 1: to like even with couples therapy or something like that,
Speaker 1: Like how do you prove to somebody that you're good
Speaker 1: at fucking or you're good at relationships? Like how well,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. These motherfucker's be listening to
Speaker 1: us every week, they ain't seeing us suck no dick,
Speaker 1: and we'd be giving relationship advice and which my hus
Speaker 1: been singles since high school. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: fun y'all better not be listening to us at this point.
Speaker 1: I'd be thinking if I stop. It's like, let's just
Speaker 1: say I've thought about this, not recently, but like if
Speaker 1: horrible decisions blew up up where like I didn't need
Speaker 1: to do side gigs, right, what would I do in
Speaker 1: my spare time. It's like when I go back to school.
Speaker 1: But if I went back to school, I'm definitely going
Speaker 1: to get a degree in like some kind of sex work. Um,
Speaker 1: Like degrees have nothing to do with sex unless we
Speaker 1: want to do body counts. Like it's all about like
Speaker 1: my accolades. Like I can get a sales job in
Speaker 1: two weeks. Like everyone's always hiring for sales. It's not
Speaker 1: a big deal. But if I wanted to do something
Speaker 1: else and I want to go back to school, would
Speaker 1: be for And it's like, look at this album cover.
Speaker 1: I mean, what's it called? Cover? Mixtape? No, but like
Speaker 1: that's gonna be me on the internet eventually. Let's say
Speaker 1: we ever did something where our names run it. I
Speaker 1: watched Jesus and Mary all the time, and it always
Speaker 1: says Daniel Jesus Baker at the end, and I always
Speaker 1: think every time I watched the end of that show,
Speaker 1: like wow, I would have to put g wheezy deep,
Speaker 1: like I really would have showed you wheezy. I mean like,
Speaker 1: because I'm not gonna lie, I do that now out
Speaker 1: when I have two R s v P. For like
Speaker 1: all of these little events, I put first name in
Speaker 1: quotation marks Mandy be and then my last name, and
Speaker 1: when I go to the door, I let them know
Speaker 1: you all know my government, like, don't share my government
Speaker 1: with nobody. Got damn, I'll be trying to keep my government.
Speaker 1: It's kind of embarrassing when I got a name plate
Speaker 1: that says Mandy with two eyes, and my mom would
Speaker 1: be looking at me like, bitch, that's not the one
Speaker 1: I got you when you were younger. But I feel
Speaker 1: like that makes sense because you take pictures and you're
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? I don't want to
Speaker 1: call me Amanda. I just ordered a name plate and
Speaker 1: I didn't order my name either, because I was like,
Speaker 1: then people gonna be like, oh right, right, I don't know, Well,
Speaker 1: thanks for I'm picking a fake news because I'm really like, wait,
Speaker 1: resume bodies I got on my resume? Howevery bro. The
Speaker 1: point is it's good for a topic discussion. So I
Speaker 1: really like, um the kink of the week that you
Speaker 1: chose because I just did it. Um Okay, I just
Speaker 1: can't talk and say the name. I need you to
Speaker 1: say the name. Hold On, I mean I got a
Speaker 1: way to say it, a trust hold on acts actrusty.
Speaker 1: Maybe the eye is silent, act rasty rosty, No, damn stupid,
Speaker 1: so actor rasty, actor rosty. I think rosty sounds better.
Speaker 1: Rastafar is the arousal by the rays of the sun.
Speaker 1: This may be enjoyed through the sex outside. We've got
Speaker 1: to get summertime sadness and when you go on vacation
Speaker 1: and be like, oh no, I don't want to know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just keep going south, go to the tropical
Speaker 1: islands so I can get my actorosity. I actually just
Speaker 1: had sex outside and it was amazing. Actually it started
Speaker 1: outside and then moved inside, which is why my fucking
Speaker 1: throat hurts and bisht and had I don't know fucking
Speaker 1: how many threesomes lately, so I don't off. It's between
Speaker 1: the kissing, the sharing of blunt eating a pussy. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry you've had so many three cents. Yeah, bro, just
Speaker 1: out here fucking three snute it up? That not okay?
Speaker 1: So wait hold up, girl, that's want my throat hurt, bitch,
Speaker 1: bitch would have been one mutes the next celling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you did have a lot of three. So so well,
Speaker 1: I just I had it in my cabinet. My first said,
Speaker 1: AKOSLVA quick, bitch, I don't have my throat hurt. I
Speaker 1: was like, no, bitch, I haven't had mother. Do you
Speaker 1: want to cut that out real quick? I just want
Speaker 1: you to know that I don't have health insurance currently
Speaker 1: because we just cleared our jobs. So the coding that's
Speaker 1: in my um thing, the mox celling, the all in
Speaker 1: my cabinet is what I'm when. I'm like, so I'm
Speaker 1: going to Europe for two weeks. In two weeks, I'm
Speaker 1: bringing back everything, bitch, And now I'm already man, I
Speaker 1: don't have the dit fluke and the go at with
Speaker 1: this monster selling. Because fellas, if y'all don't know if
Speaker 1: your girl ever get on antibiotics, it sucks up her
Speaker 1: pussy right after. So now I'm just like damped, don't
Speaker 1: need to buy a monoteckles, But you're about to go
Speaker 1: to l a thens my pussy can't break thro Take probiotics.
Speaker 1: That's it. It puts the good back to your back.
Speaker 1: That's just yogurt, right. No, take the actual pill. Is
Speaker 1: that a lot? It costs a lot. It's over the counter.
Speaker 1: It's fifteen bucks for I think three day monaster. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: don't do that. Seriously. Take photobotics. It's really good for you.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I'm gonna throw hurt. But I had
Speaker 1: sex outside. That ship helps. So we started outside. We
Speaker 1: was in like a pool first, so I actually got
Speaker 1: to mark that off my list with pool sex. But
Speaker 1: it was only oral pool sex, which I kind of
Speaker 1: did in Jamaica. That was a jacuzy so or old
Speaker 1: pool sex, Like I ate her out at the pool
Speaker 1: and then we moved it to the bedroom so he
Speaker 1: could suck me. We didn't suck in the pool. It
Speaker 1: was just a lot. It was great, though. Did you
Speaker 1: know who you ate out? Yeah? My home girl. I
Speaker 1: told you all my friends. Uh um, so this was
Speaker 1: a new friend I fucked and then I sucked one
Speaker 1: of my other home girls too. But we already had
Speaker 1: sex before, well in a threesome setting, so this was like,
Speaker 1: oh it again, Okay, meet this other guy I have
Speaker 1: sex with. Do you want to go to? Sorry? Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't don't be don't don't be out and out my
Speaker 1: goddamn locations. This is why, this is why I really
Speaker 1: don't talk to Wheezy. Really no, no, no, come out?
Speaker 1: Did you see me catch myself? Though I did go,
Speaker 1: you finally caught yourself. Do you want to? Um? But yeah?
Speaker 1: Have you had sex outside? You have right be having
Speaker 1: sex everywhere? Um. The last time I had sex outside,
Speaker 1: it was just like balcony sex. I'm trying to think
Speaker 1: that happen. I have done. Make it a point. Did
Speaker 1: I have sex with scissors outside and Panama? You said
Speaker 1: in the pool? Right? Or no? No? No, the steam room? Yeah,
Speaker 1: damn that sounds outside. Bit dude, it's public sex. We're
Speaker 1: by outside with the sun rays whole. Okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: you've got to be accompanied by the sun raise because
Speaker 1: that's the part that turns you on. The sun was
Speaker 1: beaming down. I was like a bout and beard. They
Speaker 1: went to Miami. It was damn near a hurricane. We
Speaker 1: couldn't even sunk outside. But we're getting washed like we
Speaker 1: was on vacation, and the hotel was so nice. We're
Speaker 1: like yeah, wennare fun here, funk here, we wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1: Ship were watching game shows. Oh so mad. I was
Speaker 1: just like, damn. I was like, but put it on again.
Speaker 1: I wanta watch every Well, you go ahead. I know
Speaker 1: you ain't talking most of this episode because you act
Speaker 1: like you can't talk, but now you're talking kind of well,
Speaker 1: now you're talking kind of well, you speak well. This
Speaker 1: whole hate swin. I say that because it's we literally
Speaker 1: didn't have a Patreon episode and we're talking about things
Speaker 1: that we wanted characteristics of our lovers. And before I
Speaker 1: could say it, she already knew. I just really like
Speaker 1: men who speak well, articulate, articulate, articulate, say speak well no,
Speaker 1: because it sounds like you be bad. I mean, some
Speaker 1: people do like and I didn't. I'm like, I didn't
Speaker 1: had niggas come around, and y'all know I said this before,
Speaker 1: because I'm super fucking shallow. They find us funk and
Speaker 1: then when they just start talking, it's just like, all right,
Speaker 1: stop talking. But I like the niggas that I could
Speaker 1: just like keep talking with. I don't want to say
Speaker 1: that this nigga speaks unwell. But when I was in
Speaker 1: on my trip. I'm gonna telling you, Okay, I think
Speaker 1: I don't know if I said on a patron episode.
Speaker 1: But when we were in uh for Hired though that's
Speaker 1: the name of the city, m pr Um. We get
Speaker 1: there me Rasheed, my homegirl, and I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: I think I'm just gonna go upstairs and watch TV.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of tired. He was like, well, be careful
Speaker 1: because the TV and Puerto Rican, so make sure you
Speaker 1: know how to work that. But you see, that's what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. The TV is in Puerto Rican. I know, no,
Speaker 1: you know, shout out to eat that. Nigga was in
Speaker 1: the group chat talking about do I need to get
Speaker 1: a currency exchange? Do they take money over there? What
Speaker 1: they need? What? What do you think the president of
Speaker 1: Puerto Rico? Wait? Did he answer that? He didn't. He
Speaker 1: just was like, y'all try to get on me and
Speaker 1: I'm like, ru were not The TV does speak in
Speaker 1: Puerto Rican and also Spanish, bitch. We get to Walmart.
Speaker 1: This is bigger, looking around like, look it's Cheetos, but
Speaker 1: it looks oh oh, he thought he was abroad? Did
Speaker 1: he not said abroad? Did you see that? Did he
Speaker 1: not realize he didn't need his passport to get there. No,
Speaker 1: he didn't talk, That's why we was laughing. I said, Nick,
Speaker 1: do you have your passport on the way to the airport,
Speaker 1: and he was like fun, y'all, Oh my god, you
Speaker 1: just said abroad. This is me and Vinnie definitely going
Speaker 1: to Europe next week. Yeah. I just got back from abroad. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I stayed in Italy and they went everywhere. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: changes you yeah, tell me that people don't act like that.
Speaker 1: First off. That was my whole lingo when I came
Speaker 1: back from studying abroad and Singapore so so much. I
Speaker 1: use the word abroad and expat more than I ever
Speaker 1: had in my whole life because I was an expat
Speaker 1: and I had a boyfriend in Italy. You can be
Speaker 1: eighteen back, So I do be thinking of in the
Speaker 1: limp laces and ship. I mean it's because when you
Speaker 1: leave you realize, like we don't really have like a
Speaker 1: type of culture that isn't that isn't that is considered
Speaker 1: sophisticated in any way. What do you mean? Um, For example,
Speaker 1: when you go to Paris and you have been the
Speaker 1: bag of tale and they kind of fancy sometimes so
Speaker 1: like we don't really have any kind of sophisticated like
Speaker 1: aristocrat tribe of the lifestyle. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: unless there's rich Americans the Wepton. But like what I'm
Speaker 1: saying is even the common folk of Europe are still
Speaker 1: more poise than Americans. Like we're look at us, Nigga,
Speaker 1: where we have barely have fucking passports, Like thirty six
Speaker 1: percent of Americans have passports. We got mad racist ship
Speaker 1: going on, but we're this huge place. We got no
Speaker 1: fucking healthcare. We got homelessness like a motherfucker. I think
Speaker 1: it's something like, uh, ten percent of people are seventeen
Speaker 1: percent of like below the poverty line. Like it's wild
Speaker 1: shit out here. And then you know you can go
Speaker 1: to fucking well. No. When I was in Singapore, that's
Speaker 1: actually um ranked as one of the safest places in
Speaker 1: the world. Um. We literally were doing our tour with
Speaker 1: our college and it literally was like, hey, y'all can
Speaker 1: go out at any time. Don't worry about locking your doors.
Speaker 1: It's not necessary here, Like there was almost less than
Speaker 1: one percent of homeless. Why not lock your doors? Like
Speaker 1: whenever people say, like you don't have to lock your
Speaker 1: doors around here, I'm like, why not. But if you
Speaker 1: you lock your doors because you're in fear of someone
Speaker 1: going into no, I love mind it right right. So
Speaker 1: if you're in a place where there's like, there's no crime,
Speaker 1: no one's gonna come into it. It's just like a
Speaker 1: like line has been Technically, you ain't gotta worry about
Speaker 1: losing your key when you go out now, because that's
Speaker 1: my concern all the time. If you don't lock your door,
Speaker 1: you don't have to bring your key, which means you
Speaker 1: don't lose your key. What do you mean when I
Speaker 1: lose my key? Oh, I have security for my building,
Speaker 1: so I have to call it. It's a forty five
Speaker 1: they open it. It's forty five dollars just for them
Speaker 1: to open it, and then I have to still order
Speaker 1: one with my leasing office. Bro, you don't have a
Speaker 1: key with someone nearby, doesn't cut nearby. The Bronx is big, bro,
Speaker 1: It's not gonna say here the Bronx is big. First off,
Speaker 1: I know you've been thinking I'm up in the little
Speaker 1: ass Bronx, bitch. The Bronx is big. It's fun. I
Speaker 1: hear you like, I've been the other side of the
Speaker 1: Bronx and it looked like a whole other world. You
Speaker 1: ever been up by Riverdale? Nigger? That should a whole
Speaker 1: different type of ship came to be fair. So mine
Speaker 1: is fifty bucks too. But when I think about it,
Speaker 1: so Charde has my key and she's in Brooklyn like
Speaker 1: Clinton Hill. And then Alex is if you want to know,
Speaker 1: the closest person to me, and I don't want to
Speaker 1: give him a key, fella Bay, he's the closest nigga
Speaker 1: a little bit, and I'm not giving that right for
Speaker 1: eight years. Ain't know, I'll mean traveling. I don't need
Speaker 1: him up in my ship enough, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: And got a little bit girl before I took off
Speaker 1: on my plane the other weekend. He um, we sat
Speaker 1: on the FaceTime forever. He missed me so much. I
Speaker 1: was like, you's so cute. That's cute he missed me?
Speaker 1: I said, your girlfriend know you faced time and me
Speaker 1: missing me, smiling to me, No, nigga, uh miss missed me?
Speaker 1: Like hell? What was I gonna say? I guess, Chris,
Speaker 1: you would be maybe the closest person to me. But
Speaker 1: then nig ain't never home either, see it? Who am
Speaker 1: I gonna try? Hey, Chris, your home. Na, man, I'm
Speaker 1: on Wall Street. What then am I gonna do? You
Speaker 1: gotta make friends with the neighbor bro. I was thinking
Speaker 1: actually buying a lockbox and yeah, yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: was gonna do that until Alex got one because he's
Speaker 1: in Long Island City so it's not far from the
Speaker 1: Lower East Side. But still that name me trying a
Speaker 1: little Andrew, I'm not it's fun. And then my neighbors bitch,
Speaker 1: they don't they see me, and they close their doors
Speaker 1: and hide still like my whole floor is full of
Speaker 1: like they from Bangladesh in India, and I know they
Speaker 1: think me and my old roommate was like just the
Speaker 1: biggest holes because we shall have niggas in and now
Speaker 1: and we'll be talking about like they won't talk to
Speaker 1: us like the women for sure. The men only when
Speaker 1: they're not with the women will they be like, how
Speaker 1: are you? But no, and they walk around coming from church. Honestly,
Speaker 1: the reason I don't want to like sunk with my
Speaker 1: neighbors because they're all young too, and I just don't
Speaker 1: trust my neighbors are all white people, but brown people
Speaker 1: are safe. I would just be like, oh yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I feel super safe. In my building like they're cool
Speaker 1: at fun like I mean, they're not cool as because
Speaker 1: they've be hide and from me Like I'm it's like
Speaker 1: like when you turn on the light and all the
Speaker 1: roaches scour when they see me in the hallway, they scour.
Speaker 1: They don't speak. What am I going to speak for
Speaker 1: if they ain't speaking bad? I mean, I'll smile. I
Speaker 1: just look like you had lockshaf shut up? Oh okay,
Speaker 1: So I want you to queue up the next one
Speaker 1: because the internet, so get the So okay. The first
Speaker 1: category that we have is phone call porn. Now. I
Speaker 1: accidentally found this actually the other day. This is what
Speaker 1: gave me the idea, um, because I was looking up
Speaker 1: amateur porn. But what I want you guys to hear
Speaker 1: is just a conversation during the phone call. My mom
Speaker 1: calls during birthday sex and I get a cream pie
Speaker 1: was going to play. Oh no, you queue number two.
Speaker 1: But what's even way better about this video is the
Speaker 1: fact that she's sucking a black food. I'm sorry, it
Speaker 1: just makes it better, alhead, but some peanut car um
Speaker 1: peanut Okay, I guess it's just chunks of peanut butter
Speaker 1: with cookies. Hang well, she's getting clucked. Is about the
Speaker 1: way you too. You can't pe peanut butter cookie, then
Speaker 1: got peanut butter candy crunch either peanut cookie talking about cookie. Okay,
Speaker 1: Tom's got the peanut butter cookie. Okay, all right. I
Speaker 1: love you ship as Asians hope. So can I just
Speaker 1: say something though about this? This is actually something that
Speaker 1: I enjoy doing, Like I love like dick while he's
Speaker 1: like trying to stay focused on a phone call, like
Speaker 1: it's something to where if the nigg is on the phone,
Speaker 1: I'll go and pull his dick out just so I
Speaker 1: can see him stay focused on the phone call while
Speaker 1: I like suck the funk out of his dick, Like
Speaker 1: that is like a turn on to me, Like I
Speaker 1: don't feel like yeah, so you hear like the pauses
Speaker 1: what you're saying was the comment, and I realized that's
Speaker 1: what we all love about it. She goes the whole
Speaker 1: the moon type of porn gets me so horny. I
Speaker 1: love it. Yet recently, um, when I was even old
Speaker 1: based he's at his house, he got on a call
Speaker 1: about some ship, and I mean I thought it was
Speaker 1: gonna be a quick call and it wasn't. So I
Speaker 1: was like, let me just leave. So I was naked.
Speaker 1: I go in the room to get my clothes. I
Speaker 1: don't know what happens. He touched my pussy, touches the
Speaker 1: titty and it don't take me much. You could blow
Speaker 1: right by my pussy and I'll be like I So
Speaker 1: I started sucking his dick and this nigga was crazy
Speaker 1: fucking hard and this might have been the best I
Speaker 1: ever stuck his dick. There was spit dripping literally all
Speaker 1: over my body and he's like standing up. I'm sucking
Speaker 1: his dick, sitting on the bed and I'm listening to
Speaker 1: this nig and be like we was just pissing me
Speaker 1: off because making the call longer. But he's like trying
Speaker 1: not to talk. So he's like, so, what are your
Speaker 1: plans for this summer? So that he could not say anything,
Speaker 1: and I'm like hang up on it. He's like right, right, right,
Speaker 1: and what else? And I'm like, yo, tegging out the world.
Speaker 1: It was terrible, but I mean it did turn me on,
Speaker 1: Like a motherfucker. I love this, Like fifteen minutes, are
Speaker 1: you really trying to you you're trying to be like me?
Speaker 1: You are? Yes? I like a good Wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: I feel like, Chris, you've been here for enough episode.
Speaker 1: When I talk about second for like fifteen twenty minutes,
Speaker 1: I feel like I felt a little shame from you,
Speaker 1: a little bit because now she want to proudly say
Speaker 1: I think I set a dick for like, no, but
Speaker 1: I said it. I didn't say probably, I said reluctantly.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I think it was like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: You'd be like, fifteen minute. Okay, it was a posture,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That's basically what happened. Like
Speaker 1: some people might be like, yo, what thre you niggas
Speaker 1: last night? I'd be like, yo, okay, that's how it was. Okay,
Speaker 1: I heard, I heard you, sister heard you were go
Speaker 1: get into the second one. Of course this would be it. Um,
Speaker 1: So you know I found this looking up. You know
Speaker 1: you've found this, So go ahead. Japanese newscaster is a
Speaker 1: type of porn. Does anyone want to guess what that is?
Speaker 1: Japanese caster? Like, what do you think? It's a Japanese
Speaker 1: porn thing beside the anime tentacle? That okay, that was
Speaker 1: a good guess. We just said it. But so it's
Speaker 1: basically a woman reading the news while guys come on her. Yes,
Speaker 1: there's no sound that really delegates what's going on, but
Speaker 1: I just wanted you to see it. She's legit, like
Speaker 1: holding a piece of paper. So hold on, I gotta
Speaker 1: show you. She is literally giving the news while a
Speaker 1: nigga is coming on her face. Yeah, the weather is
Speaker 1: nineties six degrees? Wait, what do you think it look like?
Speaker 1: If you like? Oh my wait, now she's reading the news. What, bro?
Speaker 1: She goes to reading the news and then yeah, she's
Speaker 1: still reading the news and wait no, now she's bent
Speaker 1: over reading the news, but she like everything she does. Look,
Speaker 1: let me see she's getting fun from the back while
Speaker 1: she gives the weather. Bro. You know what this reminds
Speaker 1: me of, though, I think that this can translate to
Speaker 1: a American porn and I don't want to mess up
Speaker 1: her name. Y'all know that thick as Latina weather woman
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Speaker 1: something like that. So I think I know who you're
Speaker 1: talking about. I know man nimes want to suck her.
Speaker 1: And she's given like the weather too, so I feel like, okay,
Speaker 1: you're given the weather weather like she's she's just like
Speaker 1: it's about to be high. You know, it's wet outside
Speaker 1: and it's I know, but maybe she's just that fine,
Speaker 1: That's what I hear. Um read the next one, Um,
Speaker 1: this one is some weird old ship. The next one
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Speaker 1: The artwork is stunning. It's stunning that someone would create
Speaker 1: YIF as a profession. The house music in the background
Speaker 1: is a nice touch too. Now you know I don't
Speaker 1: like house music. Bro, what is this? What is YF?
Speaker 1: Can we explain what these are? Animals? Fuck it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Cards to an animals sucking? Okay, I have a problem
Speaker 1: with this. I'm sorry. I know we don't think shame
Speaker 1: what person this one? Are these boxes? This is a
Speaker 1: fox going up and down on a dildo. Who's who's
Speaker 1: watching this? Bro? If you're a patron, If you're a patron,
Speaker 1: we're going to make sure to post these porn links.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, I'm sorry I have to read this.
Speaker 1: One of the comments is literally made this account just
Speaker 1: to ask what the song is. I've been trying for
Speaker 1: a solid hour and I can't figure it out. And
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Speaker 1: tell y'all the comments be coming through. She shamed me.
Speaker 1: She shamed me too, because I'm one of those that
Speaker 1: leave porn comments. I think that porn comments are vital
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Speaker 1: I was talking about going old Ray season because I
Speaker 1: was reading peorn comments and I was like, dog, I
Speaker 1: really know the fact that this is a category is
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Speaker 1: but um, I ain't gonna hold you. When I was
Speaker 1: the Sea World, I did see dolphins fun them dicks
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Speaker 1: how they fun? You ain't ever seen a dolphin dick?
Speaker 1: Let me see that thing, big as hell. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: not not that I want to suck a dolphin or nothing.
Speaker 1: It's like a dog. It's like hugest fuck. They really
Speaker 1: be like bending over and doing positions at sea world.
Speaker 1: Fucking bro've a dolphin penis? Because um, only one image
Speaker 1: is coming up for dick. There we go. Whoa dog?
Speaker 1: It looks like a dog's dick because it's kind of
Speaker 1: it's kind of paint right yet that I like that
Speaker 1: part of it. But wow, y'all really got I don't
Speaker 1: look at it like that. It's not the YouTube cane. No,
Speaker 1: they can't. That's why it's an animal dick. We already
Speaker 1: got our own, girl. You'll do dicks? Aren't our on YouTube? Yo?
Speaker 1: You ever see my old dog dick? No? I don't
Speaker 1: want to see your dogs. Why are we here right now? Please?
Speaker 1: Let me let's look at this outline. We're going into
Speaker 1: the next motherfucker. No, wait, that's one. You can't know
Speaker 1: the next one is he used to hump everything. That's
Speaker 1: the nasty ship. The next one is milk Enema not
Speaker 1: recommended to watch while eating cereal milk and I'm a
Speaker 1: Porn involves eighties and gay guys shooting milk out of
Speaker 1: their hind quarters. It came to light in two thousand
Speaker 1: fifteen that El Chapo, ringleader of the Sinaloa cartel is
Speaker 1: into milk and I'm a Porn. I'm not even gonna
Speaker 1: click on that link. I don't want to see it. Bro,
Speaker 1: get the funk out of here. Bro. It's just a
Speaker 1: little It's like squirting at your booty hole. But na, bro,
Speaker 1: let me see their sounds. Oh so wait, l chop.
Speaker 1: That actually looks kind of cute. Okay, Actually they're shooting
Speaker 1: milk into each other's assholes. Okay, I don't like the
Speaker 1: farting noises. Noises. Yeah, I'm so glad we have video
Speaker 1: the bro. Oh my god, I'm dead. I just want
Speaker 1: to say, these are black girls. Oh wow, she's squirting
Speaker 1: it on what this? So? What's crazy is I'm not
Speaker 1: into so. I like squirting on niggas, but I don't
Speaker 1: think I ever really want to funk with a girl
Speaker 1: who's squirts because I don't know. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm into the squirting. Who is that perfect big boomed
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Speaker 1: Who called Donald Trump a kaga? Let it translates roughly
Speaker 1: to milk pooper. Oh, that's what l Chopo did, even
Speaker 1: though he's the one who liked it. Um read the
Speaker 1: next one. I don't know how to say it, though?
Speaker 1: Why you so you could just tell everybody she knew
Speaker 1: how to say no words? I know, what is that?
Speaker 1: Not weezy? She just said read it because I don't
Speaker 1: know how to say it. And in the next episode, damn,
Speaker 1: hold you don't know how to say ship? Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: I want to say and this is not meant to
Speaker 1: be shady, but it will be because now I have
Speaker 1: to clarify ahead. I only talk shi when you can't
Speaker 1: say actual words like that. We're using everyday life for example.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do live it. Though that was a long
Speaker 1: time ago, it was the same. I think back then
Speaker 1: I didn't even like feet. Now I do people have
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Speaker 1: I don't know if y'all who was the girl? So
Speaker 1: what's crazy is this was probably two thousand ten Twitter,
Speaker 1: Shanika Adams had a leaked had a leaked video playing
Speaker 1: with her pussy and her hair was growing onto the
Speaker 1: inner thighs and everyone's like, ill, that's gross, Like that's
Speaker 1: kind of nasty, but some people are into Like I
Speaker 1: remember there, she blocked me. Don't know why, oh, me
Speaker 1: and Hard don't get along. Maybe that's why he used
Speaker 1: to be cool. And then like suddenly I tried to
Speaker 1: look her up and see how she's doing. It's because
Speaker 1: you have a show with me class whole. Why do
Speaker 1: I don't remember beg a twinter days? I don't remember,
Speaker 1: but it's something definitely, yeah, but something was. I don't
Speaker 1: even like her, y'all. Did y'all hung out in Atlanta?
Speaker 1: I mean in Orlando when she came down one time.
Speaker 1: She was always a sweet girl. Like that's why I
Speaker 1: was so confused. It could be because when I went
Speaker 1: on Cocktails, they were talking about how she was sucking
Speaker 1: whack on their episode. Oh see, so it ain't even
Speaker 1: for me, that's why. No, but it couldn't know That's
Speaker 1: why she talked. That's why she We're gonna post this
Speaker 1: and we're not tagging pet what I mean, she'd petty honestly,
Speaker 1: just the way you're acting though, This is why we're
Speaker 1: gonna need security at every goddamn city for the next tour.
Speaker 1: Which why do you think I've been doing all these
Speaker 1: boxing classes? Now I've been on some real ship. Like
Speaker 1: going to a boxing class where like people can like
Speaker 1: beat your ass is like the best thing I've ever done.
Speaker 1: Because now I've never in my life been able to
Speaker 1: see something coming like from behind me, like my senses
Speaker 1: on fire. And so um, one of the comments left
Speaker 1: under the hairy porn I want to comment, is that normal?
Speaker 1: So this actually reading that comment made me think of, um,
Speaker 1: something that I wanted to do. So for the very
Speaker 1: first time, I washed a man completely okay, because I
Speaker 1: like licking his ass, so I had to make sure
Speaker 1: I got all up in there, but he made like
Speaker 1: he didn't really shave to my likeness and there was
Speaker 1: like a little into me. It's like I'm washing you. Now.
Speaker 1: I did want to kind of ask him if I
Speaker 1: could shave him, but I don't think we were there yet.
Speaker 1: But I would kind of be maybe interested in shaving
Speaker 1: someone a little bit more, especially if I'm doing a
Speaker 1: lot of licking, like in the ball and ass area,
Speaker 1: I kind of might want to trim it a little
Speaker 1: bit more for you, Like you didn't try been in
Speaker 1: a shower with someone shaving my legs and wanted them
Speaker 1: to do it in a weird really just your likes,
Speaker 1: not would you let them like shave your lips so
Speaker 1: you get waxes though, right by the way, I just
Speaker 1: got waxed yesterday. But my girl, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: have to Okay, she wanted me to. I told her
Speaker 1: I've talked about it before. She was like, let me hear.
Speaker 1: So she's on thirtieth in Madisone. Her name is Usha,
Speaker 1: and the places called my Brows. I've been going there
Speaker 1: for two years now. I love death. But she'd be
Speaker 1: wanted to try on me, which I'll always appreciate, but whatever,
Speaker 1: So she wanted to do sugaring on my pussy because
Speaker 1: she this isn't a new thing too. I wanted to
Speaker 1: try stop, but like, I think more places are getting
Speaker 1: the wax. So she'll go to conventions and stuff. She's
Speaker 1: amazing waxer, but she'll go to conventions getting new products,
Speaker 1: get stuff like that. And I'll come in there and
Speaker 1: I'll see her get a new draw and she'd be like,
Speaker 1: I just left the jacket center and I gotta But
Speaker 1: I mean, she does my facials and all the stuff
Speaker 1: on my skin, so I trust her. So she gets
Speaker 1: to sugaring and I go yesterday, and I haven't been
Speaker 1: able to um get waxed recently because I've been fucking
Speaker 1: old Bay season in so much that like, I need
Speaker 1: to shave more because the hair is coming back. So
Speaker 1: finally he went away for a few weeks and I
Speaker 1: had times to grow it out, and my hair got thicker.
Speaker 1: When you wax a lot, your hair gets very thin,
Speaker 1: so it got thicker. Bro. She did this sugar ing. Basically,
Speaker 1: you take it, you put it all over and you
Speaker 1: you basically scrub the hair or you roll it off,
Speaker 1: so you're pulling. It's pulling from the route by rolling.
Speaker 1: That sounds painful. It was one of the most painful
Speaker 1: things I've ever felt in my life. And then at
Speaker 1: one point someone came in, right, and he goes, I
Speaker 1: have micro derivation at three o'clock, like, um, is she ready,
Speaker 1: and like she's looking at me and I'm looking at her,
Speaker 1: and I was like, don't pull it yet, because I
Speaker 1: don't want to think you can't do your job. So anyway,
Speaker 1: she says to someone else like ten more minutes. He's like,
Speaker 1: all right, I'll come back in ten minutes. And not
Speaker 1: until I heard the chime from the door closing, I
Speaker 1: was okay, go. That's how loud I was screaming, Bro,
Speaker 1: you're so inconsiderate. But my pussy is an entire new pussy.
Speaker 1: My pussy is no, this is a new vaginant not
Speaker 1: to see you tonight. I mean we're going to dinner
Speaker 1: and I'll be like, yo, you're about to meet somebody, yo,
Speaker 1: like I have never seen my pussy. Look, I really
Speaker 1: wish I could show y'all. I can't. We're fine. So
Speaker 1: like the most we have a new cameraman in the building.
Speaker 1: Just like the hair is gone, like it's like it's
Speaker 1: pulled from the root, like there's nothing here in my question.
Speaker 1: It hurts so much. However, you like the result, would
Speaker 1: you do it again? No? She said, I said, what
Speaker 1: was the difference. She's like, well, the last eight weeks,
Speaker 1: not four weeks. I said, I could do four weeks.
Speaker 1: I would rather pay my price every month than every
Speaker 1: two months. The pain and I experienced, Mandy, I was sweating,
Speaker 1: you know it was it was when we went When
Speaker 1: was it was when we when we left w No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it wasn't that. But anyway, yeah, it was pretty bad.
Speaker 1: I have yet to even wax and I actually you
Speaker 1: know why, um shout out mom. Hi Mom, I know
Speaker 1: you listened to the show as much as I've told you. No. So,
Speaker 1: when I was in middle school, this was probably six
Speaker 1: or seventh grade, my mom decided that she wanted to
Speaker 1: save money, so she got at home wox kit. She
Speaker 1: was gonna do her eyebrows, everything that she normally gets waxed.
Speaker 1: She was like, I can just do it at home.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna save money. But because um, I feel like
Speaker 1: people have children just so that they have guinea pigs
Speaker 1: and in home slaves. Um, she decided to try the
Speaker 1: kid on me. So she's like, come here, come, Amanda,
Speaker 1: I want to try something on you. It wasn't even
Speaker 1: my pussy, it wasn't my eyebrows. She decided to take
Speaker 1: a blatch out of my leg. It was wax. She's like,
Speaker 1: I got it, we have the instructions. She warmed it
Speaker 1: up because the kid was warmed up. She took the
Speaker 1: little the little um the what is it fucking the
Speaker 1: wooden spoon ship and then she fucking so gently puts
Speaker 1: it on my leg and she puts on there. It says, okay,
Speaker 1: we gotta wait like twenty seconds. You gotta wait till
Speaker 1: it pulls it up. And my mom loved it. She
Speaker 1: ripped that thing off. I literally didn't let her finish.
Speaker 1: I wasn't shaving this point either, because I was too
Speaker 1: young to be shaving. So I literally walked around with
Speaker 1: just one little patch of hair pulled off and I
Speaker 1: was crying and I said, Mom, you did that on purpose. Oh.
Speaker 1: I was so mad at her, And why don't you
Speaker 1: shave the pts? I don't know. I just I told you,
Speaker 1: like my mom we were, I wasn't able to shave her.
Speaker 1: You like I was young. Do you now I can't
Speaker 1: handle some hot wax like the soft wax with strips
Speaker 1: because I used to get when I would do my eyebrows,
Speaker 1: I would bump up. So I don't do those. You
Speaker 1: do hard wax. You know, I don't even do wax anymore.
Speaker 1: First off, no wax, bro you're gonna look, don't wax
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Speaker 1: they could just thread it out, Bitch, don't. I don't
Speaker 1: watch no wax, bitch handle wax on me. No, let
Speaker 1: me do it to you. You know the only reason
Speaker 1: I want to laser is because scissors got sucking burned
Speaker 1: like a bit. Not doing that. I'm not doing none
Speaker 1: of that, bro PTSD on that ship. Okay. So um,
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Speaker 1: you're making about titty shakes, so maybe that could turn
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Speaker 1: he's like rubbing on it. This is some white people ship.
Speaker 1: I don't are there black people anywhere in this category?
Speaker 1: He looked, this is really weird, But are there black
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Speaker 1: except for the onion article. Um, what have you done?
Speaker 1: A really good job. No one really cares if it's
Speaker 1: real or not? Right, Yes they do. They come here
Speaker 1: for education, bro, not for the um fiction. It might
Speaker 1: be real. We don't know, no, man, I'm telling you
Speaker 1: if if it ain't real, don't debunk me. Don't tag
Speaker 1: me because I don't care. Yeah, all of y'all tag
Speaker 1: We let her know. Shout out to sit and Reazy.
Speaker 1: I'm an unofficial X sex vert. That's okay, unofficially I
Speaker 1: suck a lot of dicks. I come back, I tell
Speaker 1: you what I found. Yeah, No, I'm with that. That's
Speaker 1: the risk I'm willing to take. Am I willing to
Speaker 1: go to school for it. No, this is a school
Speaker 1: of hard knock. You go out in the world, you
Speaker 1: suck dicks, you find out about it, do I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie. I think all of our tips came from research.
Speaker 1: What like doing research on ship? I mean, I gonna
Speaker 1: hold you. I ain't doing no ship for research. I mean,
Speaker 1: I be okay, I'll do it with the niggas already fun.
Speaker 1: But I ain't going to no new niggas just with
Speaker 1: no research. So you're not sucking new niggas for research. No? Oh,
Speaker 1: actually I'm lying. When I go to Vegas, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: new nigga. But' because he's gonna let me pay him.
Speaker 1: I peg since last year. So I'm like, so if
Speaker 1: we might need to change your ak as, you do
Speaker 1: that ship one more time? Why? Why? Why you ain't
Speaker 1: pegging that long? I know that's when Andrew and Charlotte
Speaker 1: were talking about me having a slat face, because remember
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten dicking so long, but they're saying I
Speaker 1: was acting like a slut. I'm a hole. But I
Speaker 1: just fought the same nigga for the last five months
Speaker 1: except for now because because I did just get we're living.
Speaker 1: That's why, Like if I mean at one point in time,
Speaker 1: I think I definitely was a hole. And so basically
Speaker 1: that means that you like people, never forget your like.
Speaker 1: You can't wash your host sins away, your home, your
Speaker 1: honus can't be deleted. So yes, it is she still
Speaker 1: a hole to me? Why well, she's still at coish,
Speaker 1: That's why did she Her whole husband is still doing
Speaker 1: hole ship. So we do act like hosen. Look at this,
Speaker 1: this was taken two years ago. But all I'm saying
Speaker 1: is when when when when our listeners be on Twitter ship,
Speaker 1: I love you all, let me hang with you, do
Speaker 1: some ho ship. I'll be like, but I don't even
Speaker 1: have sex like that. Okay. I want you to keep
Speaker 1: in mind that when this episode started today, many goes, God,
Speaker 1: I've been having so many three since lately, I ain't
Speaker 1: I ain't pussy in a pool? Is that? Damn? I
Speaker 1: did say that, but it was just but that wasn't
Speaker 1: been doing ship okay when I tried for baby. But like,
Speaker 1: and when I'm in New York, I'll be regular as
Speaker 1: fun just because you're a home on vacations and we're
Speaker 1: talking the area code and the zip code and the
Speaker 1: plus three people be like, I'm coming to New York.
Speaker 1: Let's be home together, and here I'm not a home
Speaker 1: maybe when you know, okay, let's not just get it
Speaker 1: to the home mail. Goddamn it. This is like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: it's just what, It's just what, bro, it's just sucking what?
Speaker 1: Let me see what? What? Whomemail you chosen? This is
Speaker 1: some real hole ship too. We're talking about side chicks today, y'all. Um,
Speaker 1: and that is me? Bit? Is this me? Side chicks
Speaker 1: at me? Well, that's why I'm gonna do this. Did
Speaker 1: she tied away? Gonna go? Hey Mandy? Well, it says
Speaker 1: side chick extraordinaire, So that sounds like it was addressed
Speaker 1: to me. Um. First, I want to say, I love
Speaker 1: you gals. Here's my issue. I am a side bitch
Speaker 1: to three niggas. Okay, bullet bullet bullet extraordinaire. So I
Speaker 1: was side bits the three niggas. The first is my
Speaker 1: first love. I call tattoo. I love how y'all giving
Speaker 1: all your niggas nicknames to now I call you know?
Speaker 1: We got tattoo. Tattoo. We were in a relationship for
Speaker 1: four years, but we've known each other for fourteen recently
Speaker 1: the last three to four years, I pretty much strictly
Speaker 1: give him head. I do love sucking his dick, but
Speaker 1: occasionally we will fuck. His dick is huge, but we
Speaker 1: only do doggy because he really he don't like big girls.
Speaker 1: I read that what I don't even girl. Yes, that's
Speaker 1: what he said. That's what she said. And this is
Speaker 1: a nigga she apparently was in a relationship. Yes, she like,
Speaker 1: why does he deserve? He's undeserving if he if you're
Speaker 1: a big girl, you know he don't like big girls.
Speaker 1: Why are you giving him? You can't suck me from
Speaker 1: the front, because what right food? Put out roles going
Speaker 1: get the funk out of here, because sometimes the nigga
Speaker 1: is grabbing that ship and I'd be like, I know you,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I hate Yeah, it's because you're
Speaker 1: not a real big girl. I can't stand when niggas
Speaker 1: grab my stomach or like my my arms when I
Speaker 1: know I didn't like that any of that. But the
Speaker 1: rest of the second guy is zaddie. This nigga fox
Speaker 1: and eats the ship out of me, like in every position.
Speaker 1: And since he strictly focks big girls. I feel comfortable
Speaker 1: with him naked, and he knows fantasies nobody else knows.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Daddy, Daddy.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it does look big when I said,
Speaker 1: like this, here we go. But he's a homosexual, so
Speaker 1: he's available as much as he was in the beginning.
Speaker 1: We just hit two years homosexual that's not available. I
Speaker 1: feel like those are the most available because they're homeless, right,
Speaker 1: I mean that Dick is that good? Okay? Guy three
Speaker 1: is married. He's my semi first married nigga. I don't
Speaker 1: know what I semi first married nigga means. And he's
Speaker 1: small semi first so maybe like she actually sucked him.
Speaker 1: She really trying to like. He's smaller but still good
Speaker 1: and be having a lot of ship going on. And
Speaker 1: it don't even be with the wife. Here is the issue.
Speaker 1: I am still semi in love with Tattoo, and I've
Speaker 1: fallen for his Daddy's strictly off the experience of the
Speaker 1: sex and oral I am very attracted to them. I
Speaker 1: don't like what she says here. I want to be
Speaker 1: like Mandy though, and just funk without feelings, But I
Speaker 1: don't know how and I'm not trying to add any
Speaker 1: new bodies. I got enough. So it sounds like her
Speaker 1: problem is how is she able to wh when someone
Speaker 1: says that, When you literally say that, that's what you do.
Speaker 1: But it's it's not that I funk with no feelings.
Speaker 1: I just fuck knowing what the funk the situation is like,
Speaker 1: that's fucking without feelings. No it's not. It's sucking. In reality,
Speaker 1: it's fucking without delusion. It's sucking to know what that
Speaker 1: person is, what he will be. It's not sucking with
Speaker 1: no feelings like when I sucked my married niggas. I
Speaker 1: genuinely care about them. But am I am I having
Speaker 1: fucking feelings and thinking, oh my god, we're gonna live
Speaker 1: happily ever after seven. I do genuinely care about him.
Speaker 1: I love his company. I would be hurt, it's what
Speaker 1: I love his company. I wasn't ready for what was
Speaker 1: about to come out. I'm sorry, I love his company.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I thought you're gonna say I love you.
Speaker 1: Gotta calm the funk down. This is why I no, bitch,
Speaker 1: there's no breakthrough. But what I'm saying is even the
Speaker 1: people that I can sit here and say I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be with or have a relationship with. It doesn't mean
Speaker 1: I'm sucking without emotion. It means I'm sucking knowing what
Speaker 1: the situation is fun with emotion, And I feel like
Speaker 1: people fucking delusion. They fuck to believe that something is
Speaker 1: what it really is. Not. Yes, bitch, I am giving
Speaker 1: a word right now. Also what well? What puzzle? Literally
Speaker 1: what she said was sucking without feelings, but but she's no,
Speaker 1: it's not sucking about feelings because the feelings are. They're
Speaker 1: feeling without feelings involved. That is what That's basic, man,
Speaker 1: fun that ship? What she said again? What she want? Basically?
Speaker 1: I guess she wants to know how to juggle the
Speaker 1: three without adding feelings and without adding any new bodies
Speaker 1: because she's catching herself falling in love for two of
Speaker 1: the three niggas at least right now. That's a very
Speaker 1: emotional person. The only way that I'm actually able to
Speaker 1: funk without feelings is not um talking about anything else,
Speaker 1: not checking up on each other. Um. I think that's
Speaker 1: the easiest way. Don't ask them how they day going,
Speaker 1: don't send them good morning text, don't care if they
Speaker 1: slept well, just let me know what you're looking for
Speaker 1: is a big deal to be like yeo, honestly like
Speaker 1: I don't want or if whether you want it to
Speaker 1: or not, be like I know this isn't going anywhere,
Speaker 1: so I would prefer it if we could just keep
Speaker 1: it super casual and maybe like stop blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. I will say that as fail in there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sleeping over cuddling, all of those definitely can
Speaker 1: lead to more. I will say, Um, a lot of
Speaker 1: these men seem like they have years on them. Um.
Speaker 1: And so it's also just stepping back if you see
Speaker 1: that these people have been in your life for as
Speaker 1: long as they've been around. Is it just the sex?
Speaker 1: Is it that you have these emotional attachments to it?
Speaker 1: And are these things that have been communicated with these partners.
Speaker 1: I think that you're doing yourself a disservice by bringing
Speaker 1: these people into your life and continuing to take their
Speaker 1: energy without necessarily having a conversation with them or yourself
Speaker 1: as to what you want out of them. If you're
Speaker 1: saying you're falling in love with these two people, is
Speaker 1: that something that they know? Are they in this just
Speaker 1: thinking that you're good for sex or are are you
Speaker 1: leading them on to like think that it could be
Speaker 1: more like, I think you need to see where they
Speaker 1: are and where they fall into the relationship with you,
Speaker 1: and how they view you and how you view them,
Speaker 1: and genuinely have that conversation with yourself, because bitch just
Speaker 1: belies to themselves about what something really is when it
Speaker 1: is also chick. Um, I was chick weight. So does
Speaker 1: this mean that all of these men have relationships? That's
Speaker 1: how I took it, because she said she's there's a
Speaker 1: blog I read back in the day about a side
Speaker 1: chick who was like a lot anonymous if y'all remember
Speaker 1: who it is. I don't know what this was, but
Speaker 1: like it was basically a blog about a girl who
Speaker 1: was dating this dude and he was married and he
Speaker 1: was like an athlete or something. But anyway, long story short,
Speaker 1: she ended up having a few of these nags, and
Speaker 1: she would always say that having no one for herself
Speaker 1: but only being a side chick made her feel less
Speaker 1: than and it really started to funk with her head.
Speaker 1: I think that's valid. Yeah, I think it's it's very valid. Um,
Speaker 1: And I think that that does I think I've I've
Speaker 1: went through that phase. Actually, before um where, Yeah, a
Speaker 1: lot of the men who but I'm also very open,
Speaker 1: so like they knew that I wasn't exclusive to them,
Speaker 1: but also knowing that they all had kind of a
Speaker 1: primary at one point did start making me feel as such.
Speaker 1: But it's weird because then when I would talk about
Speaker 1: really liking the nigga and being exclusive to someone, they
Speaker 1: would get but hurt about it, Like it's it's really
Speaker 1: weird how they'll make you always want to be the
Speaker 1: side chicken come number two, but never want to be
Speaker 1: number one to someone else. Yeah, it's super weird. So yeah,
Speaker 1: and I think that that, and I just want to say,
Speaker 1: like to those of you that might feel like you know,
Speaker 1: nobody wants you like, I think we've all been through
Speaker 1: that and it's just like, oh, I keep sucking these
Speaker 1: niggas and there's nothing there and I can't meet anybody.
Speaker 1: Think of the last nigga you said no to, there's
Speaker 1: somebody there. We just don't want that nigga. That's all
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I know that's right, me too, bitch. And
Speaker 1: every time I'm like, get this in my hand, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, well, if you think about it, I told you,
Speaker 1: like my d ms have been really weird lately. I
Speaker 1: guess my pictures look nice. Bitch niggas from like when
Speaker 1: I lived in like that IU eight, it's a it's
Speaker 1: an unemployment. I feel bad. I didn't even remember him.
Speaker 1: He said something like I see you. I said, huh,
Speaker 1: like like he was girl. This nigga said, kendle washing machine.
Speaker 1: I said, oh, and didn't respond washing machine, washing machine room, okay,
Speaker 1: and kindle like which is down in Miami. Oh, that
Speaker 1: wasn't even his name. That's not his name. That's the
Speaker 1: city where we fucked, okay, And I was like, okay.
Speaker 1: I hate when like niggas hit me up and it's like, damn,
Speaker 1: we we fucked. What part of my life did this happen?
Speaker 1: I forgot? I sucked out my home girl nigger. I
Speaker 1: think I told you that the other day. You be
Speaker 1: forgetting mad niggas. You be think you'd be thinking you
Speaker 1: have a list list. Yeah, I know, but when you
Speaker 1: made that list, all I had to do was sit
Speaker 1: and I knew three niggas you left off the list.
Speaker 1: So if I knew three niggas, there was five years
Speaker 1: where we didn't even talk. I'm leaving off four people. Yeo. Wait,
Speaker 1: but let me tell you the funniest people on my list.
Speaker 1: I'm done. This is no bullshit. What one of the
Speaker 1: names go Carl uk Carl? And why Nick? And why Nick?
Speaker 1: The other one go basketball player from Switzerland? And what's
Speaker 1: hilarious about that? Is just how I didn't remember his
Speaker 1: name is fucked up. I made this list three Wait wait, wait,
Speaker 1: wait you made this list like two and a half
Speaker 1: years ago, because it was right when we started the
Speaker 1: show and you went through it and I was like, oh, bit,
Speaker 1: you leave the names off the nigger who came to Jamaica.
Speaker 1: You didn't even remember his name two years I did
Speaker 1: remember his name, but at the time, so I didn't. Bit,
Speaker 1: I was in Switzerland with him for a week and
Speaker 1: you forgot his name. Whatever? Wait, this one is great. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm judging you, but I'm not. I shouldn't
Speaker 1: because I was. I wasn't Israel with a nigga for
Speaker 1: a week and I can't remember his name now. But
Speaker 1: did we Wait? I know that guy. He was from Orlando.
Speaker 1: He'd be in Orlando a lot, right, No? Not, no, okay,
Speaker 1: I know a guy here was out there. That's why. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: this was He's the person who got me to get
Speaker 1: my passport. This when I first moved here. Well, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. Um Miami one night with Mandy, I had
Speaker 1: to remind you about that nigger. That was the night.
Speaker 1: That's the night you fun the nigger in front of
Speaker 1: me that we met in the club after um My
Speaker 1: T shirt boys? What was it? Tall tea? What? What old?
Speaker 1: The rock star boys? Every rock boys? Is it shot Boys?
Speaker 1: But they had the long the white tea song too?
Speaker 1: Didn't they know no? But they wore white teeth. It
Speaker 1: was party locker rock stars. Nigger we was in. I
Speaker 1: think it was dreamed too before dreading a dream the
Speaker 1: shot Boys. You know how I knew that because I've
Speaker 1: been watching and I love game shows when I'm in
Speaker 1: a hotel room. So there's a song called beat Sasam.
Speaker 1: I mean there's a show called beat Sasam and then
Speaker 1: people before and that's how I knew Shot Boys. Firefighter
Speaker 1: guy baseball player from Texas. Oh my god, I can't wow.
Speaker 1: This is a lot. Well will Lauantis, you know what
Speaker 1: Quantis is? And nigga that worked for the airline you no,
Speaker 1: he worked for Quantist. The Australian airline. He was Australian.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm over you actually at this very point, Um,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go ahead, and I want to thank all
Speaker 1: of you all. Yeah, another episode or whatever on who's
Speaker 1: the name of the nigga? Why do I gotta know
Speaker 1: the niggas you fucked? You sucked his friend in Tampa,
Speaker 1: but I was sucking his homeboy with dreads. So the
Speaker 1: nigga got sucked the Tampa because you really hooked me
Speaker 1: up with a gang banger. Bro, Yes, his name was Elmo.
Speaker 1: I should have known, not the fun the nigga I
Speaker 1: was fucking with. Name. Wasn't he a rapper? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: put Superman, but that's not That's not it. It was
Speaker 1: super something, super Soka. No, I'm just I'm just making
Speaker 1: it up now something. I'm like, God, I remember, look
Speaker 1: up now did he have? He had dressed too? Right?
Speaker 1: He did you? He was so wack. I really those
Speaker 1: bodies are deleted now. Bro. I would say his name,
Speaker 1: but I can't say it because then they're gonna be like, Yo,
Speaker 1: that nigg is whack as You've really had me. That
Speaker 1: was his name. That was his name. I don't care. No, don't, Bro,
Speaker 1: stop playing Bro, I sucked a blood named Elmo with
Speaker 1: face tattoos? Dog? Where is that? Nigga? You gotta be like,
Speaker 1: he's definitely locked up. He gotta be locked up. Don't
Speaker 1: say dead dawn, probably locked up. Wow, I'm done. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's stop reminiscing on these old dicks that we don't
Speaker 1: want to remember. Here. We're not gonna do this. We're
Speaker 1: not gonna do this. Oh this was that's any who are?
Speaker 1: Two thousand eleven? This one I was with him? No
Speaker 1: we bro, this song is so bad's sucking him in
Speaker 1: two thousand six, bro, not two. You see she want
Speaker 1: to give you. See all these tips she trying to give.
Speaker 1: Can you please turn the goddamn phone off? Can you
Speaker 1: please turn the phone off? Y'all? Jesus Christ, that's how
Speaker 1: I feel about her. I can't stand her anyways. Anyways, y'all,
Speaker 1: I want to thank all of our patrons, everyone who
Speaker 1: tunes into us every motherfucking Monday. For y'all who um
Speaker 1: want are curious about these porns. We are going to
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Speaker 1: and then we all we do we post porn. We
Speaker 1: talked about what's going on in our lives. Well, we
Speaker 1: don't post porn. I have posted porn. We I mean
Speaker 1: we been my post porn and ours. Okay, spade Um
Speaker 1: he posts porn sleep so we have point sleepers and
Speaker 1: we row one the other day and he was like,
Speaker 1: ask you guys know, I'm a fan of No. He
Speaker 1: really does like deep dive into some really good porn
Speaker 1: and he'll post the links and stuff for you guys there, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that ship. Also, the community is just super dope.
Speaker 1: They talk about just a lot of ye. As I
Speaker 1: mentioned before that I typically prefer older women. I've always
Speaker 1: been that way ever since I was a kid. Being
Speaker 1: that I'm in my late thirties, most of these women
Speaker 1: are close to my age. And this week's porn sleeper
Speaker 1: is a favorite of mine. It features a woman that
Speaker 1: started in porn later than most. No, he's up, but yeah, guys. Um.
Speaker 1: As always, we're gonna leave you guys off with a
Speaker 1: five minute clip from one of our bonus episode. By
Speaker 1: the way, if you are not a patron, there's some
Speaker 1: September Patreon t because me and Mandy Damn near did
Speaker 1: our own therapy on an episode and really deep dived
Speaker 1: into that ship. So if you thought your five dollars
Speaker 1: may not have been worth it, it's definitely gonna be
Speaker 1: worth for such members. It was a self diagnosed therapy session.
Speaker 1: We kind of like diagnosed each other um and what
Speaker 1: we need to. Basically all came after an argument in
Speaker 1: a fucking cab ride over, so I didn't even think
Speaker 1: we were gonna do good. We even hugged after recording
Speaker 1: three episodes. I ain't gonna hold you, she said. Were
Speaker 1: in a studio. I said, we're doing three episodes and
Speaker 1: one day money. This was after a meeting for our
Speaker 1: tour and we got into an argument in the cab
Speaker 1: ride over and I said, there's three episodes. You know
Speaker 1: what I was thinking. I was talking to my mom
Speaker 1: about it, and I think that argument in the cab.
Speaker 1: She was like, you guys are just tired. Like you
Speaker 1: like you're tired, you're looking at success happened, You're watching
Speaker 1: a girl like you're tired of the same argument, So
Speaker 1: the same argument is a year ago. Basically, maybe ain't
Speaker 1: ship like this. You know that ain't never been any who,
Speaker 1: but now it was actually really good. It deep dive
Speaker 1: into what we know we need to work on, um
Speaker 1: I outside of business, just on a personal thing, so
Speaker 1: you guys will get that in September as an episode,
Speaker 1: there was no outline because bitch, we y'all know, I
Speaker 1: left it up to Wheezy, so there really wasn't outline there.
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Speaker 1: then we just literally talked the whole So we'll give
Speaker 1: you a snippet from that one. Yeah. Yeah, we'll actually
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