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Speaker 1: I'm about to drug test your asshole. That's what's gonna happen. Hello, guys, welcome. UM.

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Speaker 1: I know your jobs may or may not drug test you.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of embarrassing when I got a name plate

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Speaker 1: that says Mandy with two eyes, and my mom would

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Speaker 1: I got you when you were younger. But I feel

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Speaker 1: sophisticated in any way. What do you mean? Um, For example,

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Speaker 1: saying is even the common folk of Europe are still

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Speaker 1: to fucking well. No. When I was in Singapore, that's

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Speaker 1: It's not necessary here, Like there was almost less than

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Speaker 1: going into no, I love mind it right right. So

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Speaker 1: no one's gonna come into it. It's just like a

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Speaker 1: like line has been Technically, you ain't gotta worry about

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Speaker 1: don't lose your key. What do you mean when I

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Speaker 1: lose my key? Oh, I have security for my building,

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Speaker 1: so I have to call it. It's a forty five

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Speaker 1: they open it. It's forty five dollars just for them

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Speaker 1: to open it, and then I have to still order

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Speaker 1: ever been up by Riverdale? Nigger? That should a whole

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Speaker 1: different type of ship came to be fair. So mine

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Speaker 1: eight years. Ain't know, I'll mean traveling. I don't need

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Speaker 1: on the FaceTime forever. He missed me so much. I

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Speaker 1: was like, you's so cute. That's cute he missed me?

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Speaker 1: I said, your girlfriend know you faced time and me

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Speaker 1: missing me, smiling to me, No, nigga, uh miss missed me?

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Speaker 1: Like hell? What was I gonna say? I guess, Chris,

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Speaker 1: then nig ain't never home either, see it? Who am

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Speaker 1: I gonna try? Hey, Chris, your home. Na, man, I'm

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Speaker 1: on Wall Street. What then am I gonna do? You

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Speaker 1: they don't they see me, and they close their doors

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Speaker 1: and we'll be talking about like they won't talk to

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Speaker 1: us like the women for sure. The men only when

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Speaker 1: are you? But no, and they walk around coming from church. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: the reason I don't want to like sunk with my

422
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Speaker 1: neighbors because they're all young too, and I just don't

423
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Speaker 1: trust my neighbors are all white people, but brown people

424
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Speaker 1: are safe. I would just be like, oh yeah, no,

425
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Speaker 1: I feel super safe. In my building like they're cool

426
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Speaker 1: at fun like I mean, they're not cool as because

427
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Speaker 1: they've be hide and from me Like I'm it's like

428
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Speaker 1: like when you turn on the light and all the

429
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Speaker 1: roaches scour when they see me in the hallway, they scour.

430
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Speaker 1: They don't speak. What am I going to speak for

431
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Speaker 1: if they ain't speaking bad? I mean, I'll smile. I

432
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Speaker 1: just look like you had lockshaf shut up? Oh okay,

433
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Speaker 1: So I want you to queue up the next one

434
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Speaker 1: because the internet, so get the So okay. The first

435
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Speaker 1: category that we have is phone call porn. Now. I

436
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,680
Speaker 1: accidentally found this actually the other day. This is what

437
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Speaker 1: gave me the idea, um, because I was looking up

438
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Speaker 1: amateur porn. But what I want you guys to hear

439
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 1: is just a conversation during the phone call. My mom

440
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 1: calls during birthday sex and I get a cream pie

441
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Speaker 1: was going to play. Oh no, you queue number two.

442
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Speaker 1: But what's even way better about this video is the

443
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Speaker 1: fact that she's sucking a black food. I'm sorry, it

444
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Speaker 1: just makes it better, alhead, but some peanut car um

445
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Speaker 1: peanut Okay, I guess it's just chunks of peanut butter

446
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Speaker 1: with cookies. Hang well, she's getting clucked. Is about the

447
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Speaker 1: way you too. You can't pe peanut butter cookie, then

448
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Speaker 1: got peanut butter candy crunch either peanut cookie talking about cookie. Okay,

449
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Speaker 1: Tom's got the peanut butter cookie. Okay, all right. I

450
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Speaker 1: love you ship as Asians hope. So can I just

451
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Speaker 1: say something though about this? This is actually something that

452
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Speaker 1: I enjoy doing, Like I love like dick while he's

453
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Speaker 1: like trying to stay focused on a phone call, like

454
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Speaker 1: it's something to where if the nigg is on the phone,

455
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 1: I'll go and pull his dick out just so I

456
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Speaker 1: can see him stay focused on the phone call while

457
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Speaker 1: I like suck the funk out of his dick, Like

458
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Speaker 1: that is like a turn on to me, Like I

459
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Speaker 1: don't feel like yeah, so you hear like the pauses

460
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Speaker 1: what you're saying was the comment, and I realized that's

461
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Speaker 1: what we all love about it. She goes the whole

462
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Speaker 1: the moon type of porn gets me so horny. I

463
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 1: love it. Yet recently, um, when I was even old

464
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Speaker 1: based he's at his house, he got on a call

465
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Speaker 1: about some ship, and I mean I thought it was

466
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Speaker 1: gonna be a quick call and it wasn't. So I

467
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Speaker 1: was like, let me just leave. So I was naked.

468
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Speaker 1: I go in the room to get my clothes. I

469
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Speaker 1: don't know what happens. He touched my pussy, touches the

470
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Speaker 1: titty and it don't take me much. You could blow

471
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Speaker 1: right by my pussy and I'll be like I So

472
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Speaker 1: I started sucking his dick and this nigga was crazy

473
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Speaker 1: fucking hard and this might have been the best I

474
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Speaker 1: ever stuck his dick. There was spit dripping literally all

475
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Speaker 1: over my body and he's like standing up. I'm sucking

476
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 1: his dick, sitting on the bed and I'm listening to

477
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Speaker 1: this nig and be like we was just pissing me

478
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Speaker 1: off because making the call longer. But he's like trying

479
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Speaker 1: not to talk. So he's like, so, what are your

480
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 1: plans for this summer? So that he could not say anything,

481
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Speaker 1: and I'm like hang up on it. He's like right, right, right,

482
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 1: and what else? And I'm like, yo, tegging out the world.

483
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 1: It was terrible, but I mean it did turn me on,

484
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:55,160
Speaker 1: Like a motherfucker. I love this, Like fifteen minutes, are

485
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Speaker 1: you really trying to you you're trying to be like me?

486
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Speaker 1: You are? Yes? I like a good Wait, wait, wait,

487
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 1: I feel like, Chris, you've been here for enough episode.

488
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: When I talk about second for like fifteen twenty minutes,

489
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 1: I feel like I felt a little shame from you,

490
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Speaker 1: a little bit because now she want to proudly say

491
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Speaker 1: I think I set a dick for like, no, but

492
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Speaker 1: I said it. I didn't say probably, I said reluctantly.

493
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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I think it was like fifteen minutes.

494
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Speaker 1: You'd be like, fifteen minute. Okay, it was a posture,

495
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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That's basically what happened. Like

496
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Speaker 1: some people might be like, yo, what thre you niggas

497
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 1: last night? I'd be like, yo, okay, that's how it was. Okay,

498
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Speaker 1: I heard, I heard you, sister heard you were go

499
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Speaker 1: get into the second one. Of course this would be it. Um,

500
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Speaker 1: So you know I found this looking up. You know

501
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 1: you've found this, So go ahead. Japanese newscaster is a

502
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Speaker 1: type of porn. Does anyone want to guess what that is?

503
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 1: Japanese caster? Like, what do you think? It's a Japanese

504
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Speaker 1: porn thing beside the anime tentacle? That okay, that was

505
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:05,120
Speaker 1: a good guess. We just said it. But so it's

506
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: basically a woman reading the news while guys come on her. Yes,

507
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 1: there's no sound that really delegates what's going on, but

508
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 1: I just wanted you to see it. She's legit, like

509
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: holding a piece of paper. So hold on, I gotta

510
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 1: show you. She is literally giving the news while a

511
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Speaker 1: nigga is coming on her face. Yeah, the weather is

512
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: nineties six degrees? Wait, what do you think it look like?

513
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:38,239
Speaker 1: If you like? Oh my wait, now she's reading the news. What, bro?

514
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 1: She goes to reading the news and then yeah, she's

515
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: still reading the news and wait no, now she's bent

516
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: over reading the news, but she like everything she does. Look,

517
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: let me see she's getting fun from the back while

518
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 1: she gives the weather. Bro. You know what this reminds

519
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Speaker 1: me of, though, I think that this can translate to

520
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Speaker 1: a American porn and I don't want to mess up

521
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 1: her name. Y'all know that thick as Latina weather woman

522
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 1: that like that viral. I think she's Mexican Diana or

523
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: something like that. So I think I know who you're

524
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: talking about. I know man nimes want to suck her.

525
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 1: And she's given like the weather too, so I feel like, okay,

526
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: you're given the weather weather like she's she's just like

527
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,919
Speaker 1: it's about to be high. You know, it's wet outside

528
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: and it's I know, but maybe she's just that fine,

529
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Speaker 1: That's what I hear. Um read the next one, Um,

530
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: this one is some weird old ship. The next one

531
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Speaker 1: is YIF porn anime with animals bears, wolves, lions, and tigers.

532
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Speaker 1: The artwork is stunning. It's stunning that someone would create

533
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Speaker 1: YIF as a profession. The house music in the background

534
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 1: is a nice touch too. Now you know I don't

535
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 1: like house music. Bro, what is this? What is YF?

536
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: Can we explain what these are? Animals? Fuck it? Yeah?

537
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Speaker 1: Cards to an animals sucking? Okay, I have a problem

538
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Speaker 1: with this. I'm sorry. I know we don't think shame

539
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Speaker 1: what person this one? Are these boxes? This is a

540
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Speaker 1: fox going up and down on a dildo. Who's who's

541
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Speaker 1: watching this? Bro? If you're a patron, If you're a patron,

542
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Speaker 1: we're going to make sure to post these porn links.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, I'm sorry I have to read this.

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Speaker 1: One of the comments is literally made this account just

545
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Speaker 1: to ask what the song is. I've been trying for

546
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Speaker 1: a solid hour and I can't figure it out. And

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Speaker 1: tell me. Someone responded to him vitality by truth. Wait,

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Speaker 1: tell y'all the comments be coming through. She shamed me.

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Speaker 1: She shamed me too, because I'm one of those that

550
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Speaker 1: leave porn comments. I think that porn comments are vital

551
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Speaker 1: get in my comment back because right now there's literally

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Speaker 1: a draw for my birthday weekend between here for Culture

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Speaker 1: She's already like trying to use it now because I

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Speaker 1: don't know what where, what I'm gonna do. I'm so,

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Speaker 1: what do you I'm trying to get a motherfucking chet.

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Speaker 1: You know you should stay for culture how you know?

563
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Speaker 1: I was talking about going old Ray season because I

564
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Speaker 1: was reading peorn comments and I was like, dog, I

565
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Speaker 1: really know the fact that this is a category is

566
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Speaker 1: going to win next year. I have really been getting

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Speaker 1: in my porn comment bagh and I only have a

568
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Speaker 1: hundred and eighty days left on premium, so I really

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Speaker 1: need to get into that bag. I mad that, like

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Speaker 1: one really actually want to be in the What are

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Speaker 1: you gonna come up and at your award and be like,

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Speaker 1: my name is Booty Bandit too and too and I

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Speaker 1: destally was crazy. This has taken so many gay niggas.

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Speaker 1: I want to thank God. I don't even know. There's

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Speaker 1: just like the dudes that sucked themselves the hairbrushes. This

576
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Speaker 1: really started my love for sensitive thug playing. And did

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Speaker 1: I tell you my my porn nub name? You said

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Speaker 1: it was Booty b B not not on two Okay,

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Speaker 1: oh that's what I call people, Bob. And there's a

580
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Speaker 1: comment that says, logo, I never thought a song like

581
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Speaker 1: this would work for a IF compilation, but wow it does.

582
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: So guys look at IF. It's why I f F.

583
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Speaker 1: I hope that you're not aroused by cartoon animals fucking

584
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 1: but um, I ain't gonna hold you. When I was

585
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: the Sea World, I did see dolphins fun them dicks

586
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: get long as fun. Bro. Have you ever seen a

587
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: dolphin dick? No? I'm sorry, I got you gotta see

588
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Speaker 1: a dolphin dick? Bro? Howd long dolphin dick. Can you

589
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,479
Speaker 1: just google that and it come up? Are you ready them?

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Speaker 1: Big as fuck? Bro, look at this dolphinnick dog? Look

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Speaker 1: how they fun? You ain't ever seen a dolphin dick?

592
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 1: Let me see that thing, big as hell. I'm sorry,

593
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: not not that I want to suck a dolphin or nothing.

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00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: It's like a dog. It's like hugest fuck. They really

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00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 1: be like bending over and doing positions at sea world.

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00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 1: Fucking bro've a dolphin penis? Because um, only one image

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00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: is coming up for dick. There we go. Whoa dog?

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00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: It looks like a dog's dick because it's kind of

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Speaker 1: it's kind of paint right yet that I like that

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Speaker 1: part of it. But wow, y'all really got I don't

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Speaker 1: look at it like that. It's not the YouTube cane. No,

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Speaker 1: they can't. That's why it's an animal dick. We already

603
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Speaker 1: got our own, girl. You'll do dicks? Aren't our on YouTube? Yo?

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Speaker 1: You ever see my old dog dick? No? I don't

605
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: want to see your dogs. Why are we here right now? Please?

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Speaker 1: Let me let's look at this outline. We're going into

607
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Speaker 1: the next motherfucker. No, wait, that's one. You can't know

608
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: the next one is he used to hump everything. That's

609
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Speaker 1: the nasty ship. The next one is milk Enema not

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Speaker 1: recommended to watch while eating cereal milk and I'm a

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Speaker 1: Porn involves eighties and gay guys shooting milk out of

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Speaker 1: their hind quarters. It came to light in two thousand

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Speaker 1: fifteen that El Chapo, ringleader of the Sinaloa cartel is

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Speaker 1: into milk and I'm a Porn. I'm not even gonna

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00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: click on that link. I don't want to see it. Bro,

616
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Speaker 1: get the funk out of here. Bro. It's just a

617
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Speaker 1: little It's like squirting at your booty hole. But na, bro,

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Speaker 1: let me see their sounds. Oh so wait, l chop.

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Speaker 1: That actually looks kind of cute. Okay, Actually they're shooting

620
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: milk into each other's assholes. Okay, I don't like the

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Speaker 1: farting noises. Noises. Yeah, I'm so glad we have video

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Speaker 1: the bro. Oh my god, I'm dead. I just want

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Speaker 1: to say, these are black girls. Oh wow, she's squirting

624
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Speaker 1: it on what this? So? What's crazy is I'm not

625
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 1: into so. I like squirting on niggas, but I don't

626
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 1: think I ever really want to funk with a girl

627
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Speaker 1: who's squirts because I don't know. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: I'm into the squirting. Who is that perfect big boomed

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Speaker 1: though he's the one who liked it. Um read the

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Speaker 1: Why you so you could just tell everybody she knew

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Speaker 1: how to say no words? I know, what is that?

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637
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Speaker 1: know how to say it. And in the next episode, damn,

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639
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641
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644
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652
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656
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657
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658
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Speaker 1: and Hard don't get along. Maybe that's why he used

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Speaker 1: to be cool. And then like suddenly I tried to

660
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665
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Speaker 1: I mean in Orlando when she came down one time.

666
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Speaker 1: She was always a sweet girl. Like that's why I

667
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Speaker 1: on Cocktails, they were talking about how she was sucking

669
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674
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675
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677
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Speaker 1: going to a boxing class where like people can like

678
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Speaker 1: beat your ass is like the best thing I've ever done.

679
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Speaker 1: Because now I've never in my life been able to

680
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Speaker 1: see something coming like from behind me, like my senses

681
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Speaker 1: on fire. And so um, one of the comments left

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Speaker 1: under the hairy porn I want to comment, is that normal?

683
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Speaker 1: So this actually reading that comment made me think of, um,

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Speaker 1: something that I wanted to do. So for the very

685
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Speaker 1: first time, I washed a man completely okay, because I

686
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: like licking his ass, so I had to make sure

687
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: I got all up in there, but he made like

688
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: he didn't really shave to my likeness and there was

689
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,839
Speaker 1: like a little into me. It's like I'm washing you. Now.

690
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 1: I did want to kind of ask him if I

691
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Speaker 1: could shave him, but I don't think we were there yet.

692
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 1: But I would kind of be maybe interested in shaving

693
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Speaker 1: someone a little bit more, especially if I'm doing a

694
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Speaker 1: lot of licking, like in the ball and ass area,

695
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Speaker 1: I kind of might want to trim it a little

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Speaker 1: bit more for you, Like you didn't try been in

697
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Speaker 1: a shower with someone shaving my legs and wanted them

698
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Speaker 1: to do it in a weird really just your likes,

699
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Speaker 1: not would you let them like shave your lips so

700
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Speaker 1: you get waxes though, right by the way, I just

701
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 1: got waxed yesterday. But my girl, oh my god, I

702
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Speaker 1: have to Okay, she wanted me to. I told her

703
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 1: I've talked about it before. She was like, let me hear.

704
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Speaker 1: So she's on thirtieth in Madisone. Her name is Usha,

705
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Speaker 1: and the places called my Brows. I've been going there

706
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Speaker 1: for two years now. I love death. But she'd be

707
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Speaker 1: wanted to try on me, which I'll always appreciate, but whatever,

708
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Speaker 1: So she wanted to do sugaring on my pussy because

709
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Speaker 1: she this isn't a new thing too. I wanted to

710
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Speaker 1: try stop, but like, I think more places are getting

711
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: the wax. So she'll go to conventions and stuff. She's

712
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 1: amazing waxer, but she'll go to conventions getting new products,

713
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: get stuff like that. And I'll come in there and

714
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 1: I'll see her get a new draw and she'd be like,

715
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Speaker 1: I just left the jacket center and I gotta But

716
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Speaker 1: I mean, she does my facials and all the stuff

717
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Speaker 1: on my skin, so I trust her. So she gets

718
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 1: to sugaring and I go yesterday, and I haven't been

719
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 1: able to um get waxed recently because I've been fucking

720
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Speaker 1: old Bay season in so much that like, I need

721
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Speaker 1: to shave more because the hair is coming back. So

722
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Speaker 1: finally he went away for a few weeks and I

723
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Speaker 1: had times to grow it out, and my hair got thicker.

724
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 1: When you wax a lot, your hair gets very thin,

725
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Speaker 1: so it got thicker. Bro. She did this sugar ing. Basically,

726
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Speaker 1: you take it, you put it all over and you

727
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,359
Speaker 1: you basically scrub the hair or you roll it off,

728
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Speaker 1: so you're pulling. It's pulling from the route by rolling.

729
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Speaker 1: That sounds painful. It was one of the most painful

730
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Speaker 1: things I've ever felt in my life. And then at

731
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Speaker 1: one point someone came in, right, and he goes, I

732
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Speaker 1: have micro derivation at three o'clock, like, um, is she ready,

733
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Speaker 1: and like she's looking at me and I'm looking at her,

734
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Speaker 1: and I was like, don't pull it yet, because I

735
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Speaker 1: don't want to think you can't do your job. So anyway,

736
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 1: she says to someone else like ten more minutes. He's like,

737
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 1: all right, I'll come back in ten minutes. And not

738
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Speaker 1: until I heard the chime from the door closing, I

739
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: was okay, go. That's how loud I was screaming, Bro,

740
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Speaker 1: you're so inconsiderate. But my pussy is an entire new pussy.

741
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Speaker 1: My pussy is no, this is a new vaginant not

742
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Speaker 1: to see you tonight. I mean we're going to dinner

743
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Speaker 1: and I'll be like, yo, you're about to meet somebody, yo,

744
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Speaker 1: like I have never seen my pussy. Look, I really

745
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: wish I could show y'all. I can't. We're fine. So

746
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Speaker 1: like the most we have a new cameraman in the building.

747
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,919
Speaker 1: Just like the hair is gone, like it's like it's

748
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Speaker 1: pulled from the root, like there's nothing here in my question.

749
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Speaker 1: It hurts so much. However, you like the result, would

750
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Speaker 1: you do it again? No? She said, I said, what

751
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Speaker 1: was the difference. She's like, well, the last eight weeks,

752
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 1: not four weeks. I said, I could do four weeks.

753
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:56,359
Speaker 1: I would rather pay my price every month than every

754
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: two months. The pain and I experienced, Mandy, I was sweating,

755
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Speaker 1: you know it was it was when we went When

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Speaker 1: was it was when we when we left w No, no, no,

757
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 1: it wasn't that. But anyway, yeah, it was pretty bad.

758
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 1: I have yet to even wax and I actually you

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Speaker 1: know why, um shout out mom. Hi Mom, I know

760
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Speaker 1: you listened to the show as much as I've told you. No. So,

761
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Speaker 1: when I was in middle school, this was probably six

762
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 1: or seventh grade, my mom decided that she wanted to

763
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Speaker 1: save money, so she got at home wox kit. She

764
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,439
Speaker 1: was gonna do her eyebrows, everything that she normally gets waxed.

765
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Speaker 1: She was like, I can just do it at home.

766
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna save money. But because um, I feel like

767
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Speaker 1: people have children just so that they have guinea pigs

768
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Speaker 1: and in home slaves. Um, she decided to try the

769
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Speaker 1: kid on me. So she's like, come here, come, Amanda,

770
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Speaker 1: I want to try something on you. It wasn't even

771
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Speaker 1: my pussy, it wasn't my eyebrows. She decided to take

772
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Speaker 1: a blatch out of my leg. It was wax. She's like,

773
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,880
Speaker 1: I got it, we have the instructions. She warmed it

774
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Speaker 1: up because the kid was warmed up. She took the

775
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Speaker 1: little the little um the what is it fucking the

776
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Speaker 1: wooden spoon ship and then she fucking so gently puts

777
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Speaker 1: it on my leg and she puts on there. It says, okay,

778
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Speaker 1: we gotta wait like twenty seconds. You gotta wait till

779
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Speaker 1: it pulls it up. And my mom loved it. She

780
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 1: ripped that thing off. I literally didn't let her finish.

781
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,840
Speaker 1: I wasn't shaving this point either, because I was too

782
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 1: young to be shaving. So I literally walked around with

783
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: just one little patch of hair pulled off and I

784
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 1: was crying and I said, Mom, you did that on purpose. Oh.

785
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: I was so mad at her, And why don't you

786
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Speaker 1: shave the pts? I don't know. I just I told you,

787
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: like my mom we were, I wasn't able to shave her.

788
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,479
Speaker 1: You like I was young. Do you now I can't

789
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,240
Speaker 1: handle some hot wax like the soft wax with strips

790
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: because I used to get when I would do my eyebrows,

791
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,800
Speaker 1: I would bump up. So I don't do those. You

792
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,240
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793
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Speaker 1: First off, no wax, bro you're gonna look, don't wax

794
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795
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796
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Speaker 1: watch no wax, bitch handle wax on me. No, let

797
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Speaker 1: me do it to you. You know the only reason

798
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Speaker 1: I want to laser is because scissors got sucking burned

799
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Speaker 1: the next one. I want to shout out to blog

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823
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Speaker 1: I got sneakers on though you don't get to see.

824
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Speaker 1: Oh I guess my own water bottle. You don't want

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Speaker 1: my feet? Okay, no, I'm already tired. Sorry. In this porn,

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Speaker 1: the best comment that I saw was why didn't he

827
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829
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831
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836
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: niggas will fuck anything. There's cans of pussy at the

837
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 1: porn stores. I'm not playing with you, That's what we're

838
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: not gonna do. I'm not motherfucker playing with you. So

839
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,359
Speaker 1: the last one I thought was a great one. It's

840
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: called the double barrel b J and basically to make

841
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: this work on these two cocks in my mouth, I'm

842
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 1: sorry you're rapping against each other. Just fill my mouth. Okay. So,

843
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 1: so I ain't gonna hold you. I love watching this ship.

844
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: I love but it's because I watched gay p one.

845
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 1: So I love just seeing two dicks touch so black

846
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 1: guys laying down and the other one is standing up

847
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 1: over him so that she could fit both. I've seen

848
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 1: it done other ways. You really only get the head, bro,

849
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 1: You can't like, you really can't fit two dicks in

850
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:14,919
Speaker 1: your mouth, bro, she's getting the head you can't suck

851
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 1: to my favorite comment on here, it's so ignorant. I

852
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 1: love it. Man, he's Nick is gay in real life.

853
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: That's what you think because they're they're dicks are touching.

854
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:35,839
Speaker 1: I was about to say they're ducks attention, okay. Um yeah,

855
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,800
Speaker 1: so there we have it, Um, the top seven weirdest

856
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: fucking porns that I could find. You know what, I

857
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: just want to say, I really do my best for you, guys.

858
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 1: Yeah no, this was actually good research on your own

859
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 1: except for the onion article. Um, what have you done?

860
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 1: A really good job. No one really cares if it's

861
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: real or not? Right, Yes they do. They come here

862
00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: for education, bro, not for the um fiction. It might

863
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 1: be real. We don't know, no, man, I'm telling you

864
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: if if it ain't real, don't debunk me. Don't tag

865
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 1: me because I don't care. Yeah, all of y'all tag

866
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,280
Speaker 1: We let her know. Shout out to sit and Reazy.

867
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: I'm an unofficial X sex vert. That's okay, unofficially I

868
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 1: suck a lot of dicks. I come back, I tell

869
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:22,319
Speaker 1: you what I found. Yeah, No, I'm with that. That's

870
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: the risk I'm willing to take. Am I willing to

871
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: go to school for it. No, this is a school

872
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: of hard knock. You go out in the world, you

873
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: suck dicks, you find out about it, do I'm not

874
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: gonna lie. I think all of our tips came from research.

875
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:38,839
Speaker 1: What like doing research on ship? I mean, I gonna

876
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 1: hold you. I ain't doing no ship for research. I mean,

877
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: I be okay, I'll do it with the niggas already fun.

878
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 1: But I ain't going to no new niggas just with

879
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: no research. So you're not sucking new niggas for research. No? Oh,

880
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: actually I'm lying. When I go to Vegas, I'm gonna

881
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 1: new nigga. But' because he's gonna let me pay him.

882
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: I peg since last year. So I'm like, so if

883
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 1: we might need to change your ak as, you do

884
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: that ship one more time? Why? Why? Why you ain't

885
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 1: pegging that long? I know that's when Andrew and Charlotte

886
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: were talking about me having a slat face, because remember

887
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten dicking so long, but they're saying I

888
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:16,320
Speaker 1: was acting like a slut. I'm a hole. But I

889
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: just fought the same nigga for the last five months

890
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 1: except for now because because I did just get we're living.

891
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 1: That's why, Like if I mean at one point in time,

892
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: I think I definitely was a hole. And so basically

893
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: that means that you like people, never forget your like.

894
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: You can't wash your host sins away, your home, your

895
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,919
Speaker 1: honus can't be deleted. So yes, it is she still

896
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 1: a hole to me? Why well, she's still at coish,

897
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 1: That's why did she Her whole husband is still doing

898
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 1: hole ship. So we do act like hosen. Look at this,

899
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 1: this was taken two years ago. But all I'm saying

900
00:48:54,440 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: is when when when when our listeners be on Twitter ship,

901
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: I love you all, let me hang with you, do

902
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 1: some ho ship. I'll be like, but I don't even

903
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: have sex like that. Okay. I want you to keep

904
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:11,439
Speaker 1: in mind that when this episode started today, many goes, God,

905
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: I've been having so many three since lately, I ain't

906
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 1: I ain't pussy in a pool? Is that? Damn? I

907
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,360
Speaker 1: did say that, but it was just but that wasn't

908
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 1: been doing ship okay when I tried for baby. But like,

909
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 1: and when I'm in New York, I'll be regular as

910
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 1: fun just because you're a home on vacations and we're

911
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 1: talking the area code and the zip code and the

912
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 1: plus three people be like, I'm coming to New York.

913
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 1: Let's be home together, and here I'm not a home

914
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 1: maybe when you know, okay, let's not just get it

915
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 1: to the home mail. Goddamn it. This is like, I'm sorry,

916
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: it's just what, It's just what, bro, it's just sucking what?

917
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: Let me see what? What? Whomemail you chosen? This is

918
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 1: some real hole ship too. We're talking about side chicks today, y'all. Um,

919
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 1: and that is me? Bit? Is this me? Side chicks

920
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 1: at me? Well, that's why I'm gonna do this. Did

921
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,479
Speaker 1: she tied away? Gonna go? Hey Mandy? Well, it says

922
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,240
Speaker 1: side chick extraordinaire, So that sounds like it was addressed

923
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 1: to me. Um. First, I want to say, I love

924
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,439
Speaker 1: you gals. Here's my issue. I am a side bitch

925
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 1: to three niggas. Okay, bullet bullet bullet extraordinaire. So I

926
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 1: was side bits the three niggas. The first is my

927
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: first love. I call tattoo. I love how y'all giving

928
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,360
Speaker 1: all your niggas nicknames to now I call you know?

929
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:44,800
Speaker 1: We got tattoo. Tattoo. We were in a relationship for

930
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:49,280
Speaker 1: four years, but we've known each other for fourteen recently

931
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 1: the last three to four years, I pretty much strictly

932
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: give him head. I do love sucking his dick, but

933
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:58,360
Speaker 1: occasionally we will fuck. His dick is huge, but we

934
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 1: only do doggy because he really he don't like big girls.

935
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 1: I read that what I don't even girl. Yes, that's

936
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 1: what he said. That's what she said. And this is

937
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 1: a nigga she apparently was in a relationship. Yes, she like,

938
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 1: why does he deserve? He's undeserving if he if you're

939
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 1: a big girl, you know he don't like big girls.

940
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 1: Why are you giving him? You can't suck me from

941
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 1: the front, because what right food? Put out roles going

942
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 1: get the funk out of here, because sometimes the nigga

943
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: is grabbing that ship and I'd be like, I know you,

944
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I hate Yeah, it's because you're

945
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,280
Speaker 1: not a real big girl. I can't stand when niggas

946
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 1: grab my stomach or like my my arms when I

947
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 1: know I didn't like that any of that. But the

948
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: rest of the second guy is zaddie. This nigga fox

949
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: and eats the ship out of me, like in every position.

950
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 1: And since he strictly focks big girls. I feel comfortable

951
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,319
Speaker 1: with him naked, and he knows fantasies nobody else knows.

952
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Daddy, Daddy.

953
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it does look big when I said,

954
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 1: like this, here we go. But he's a homosexual, so

955
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:01,760
Speaker 1: he's available as much as he was in the beginning.

956
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: We just hit two years homosexual that's not available. I

957
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: feel like those are the most available because they're homeless, right,

958
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 1: I mean that Dick is that good? Okay? Guy three

959
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 1: is married. He's my semi first married nigga. I don't

960
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 1: know what I semi first married nigga means. And he's

961
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 1: small semi first so maybe like she actually sucked him.

962
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 1: She really trying to like. He's smaller but still good

963
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: and be having a lot of ship going on. And

964
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 1: it don't even be with the wife. Here is the issue.

965
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 1: I am still semi in love with Tattoo, and I've

966
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 1: fallen for his Daddy's strictly off the experience of the

967
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 1: sex and oral I am very attracted to them. I

968
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:44,360
Speaker 1: don't like what she says here. I want to be

969
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 1: like Mandy though, and just funk without feelings, But I

970
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,359
Speaker 1: don't know how and I'm not trying to add any

971
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 1: new bodies. I got enough. So it sounds like her

972
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 1: problem is how is she able to wh when someone

973
00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 1: says that, When you literally say that, that's what you do.

974
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: But it's it's not that I funk with no feelings.

975
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 1: I just fuck knowing what the funk the situation is like,

976
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:10,400
Speaker 1: that's fucking without feelings. No it's not. It's sucking. In reality,

977
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: it's fucking without delusion. It's sucking to know what that

978
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,840
Speaker 1: person is, what he will be. It's not sucking with

979
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 1: no feelings like when I sucked my married niggas. I

980
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 1: genuinely care about them. But am I am I having

981
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:25,239
Speaker 1: fucking feelings and thinking, oh my god, we're gonna live

982
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:29,879
Speaker 1: happily ever after seven. I do genuinely care about him.

983
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 1: I love his company. I would be hurt, it's what

984
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 1: I love his company. I wasn't ready for what was

985
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: about to come out. I'm sorry, I love his company.

986
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I thought you're gonna say I love you.

987
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 1: Gotta calm the funk down. This is why I no, bitch,

988
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: there's no breakthrough. But what I'm saying is even the

989
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:51,800
Speaker 1: people that I can sit here and say I wouldn't

990
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 1: be with or have a relationship with. It doesn't mean

991
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:57,279
Speaker 1: I'm sucking without emotion. It means I'm sucking knowing what

992
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 1: the situation is fun with emotion, And I feel like

993
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 1: people fucking delusion. They fuck to believe that something is

994
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 1: what it really is. Not. Yes, bitch, I am giving

995
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:12,840
Speaker 1: a word right now. Also what well? What puzzle? Literally

996
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:18,320
Speaker 1: what she said was sucking without feelings, but but she's no,

997
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:21,239
Speaker 1: it's not sucking about feelings because the feelings are. They're

998
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 1: feeling without feelings involved. That is what That's basic, man,

999
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 1: fun that ship? What she said again? What she want? Basically?

1000
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 1: I guess she wants to know how to juggle the

1001
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:36,760
Speaker 1: three without adding feelings and without adding any new bodies

1002
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 1: because she's catching herself falling in love for two of

1003
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 1: the three niggas at least right now. That's a very

1004
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: emotional person. The only way that I'm actually able to

1005
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 1: funk without feelings is not um talking about anything else,

1006
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 1: not checking up on each other. Um. I think that's

1007
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:58,439
Speaker 1: the easiest way. Don't ask them how they day going,

1008
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 1: don't send them good morning text, don't care if they

1009
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 1: slept well, just let me know what you're looking for

1010
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:07,920
Speaker 1: is a big deal to be like yeo, honestly like

1011
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:10,759
Speaker 1: I don't want or if whether you want it to

1012
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 1: or not, be like I know this isn't going anywhere,

1013
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 1: so I would prefer it if we could just keep

1014
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 1: it super casual and maybe like stop blah blah blah

1015
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,839
Speaker 1: blah blah. I will say that as fail in there.

1016
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sleeping over cuddling, all of those definitely can

1017
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:25,320
Speaker 1: lead to more. I will say, Um, a lot of

1018
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:28,319
Speaker 1: these men seem like they have years on them. Um.

1019
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: And so it's also just stepping back if you see

1020
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,239
Speaker 1: that these people have been in your life for as

1021
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 1: long as they've been around. Is it just the sex?

1022
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: Is it that you have these emotional attachments to it?

1023
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 1: And are these things that have been communicated with these partners.

1024
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 1: I think that you're doing yourself a disservice by bringing

1025
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 1: these people into your life and continuing to take their

1026
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:52,240
Speaker 1: energy without necessarily having a conversation with them or yourself

1027
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 1: as to what you want out of them. If you're

1028
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: saying you're falling in love with these two people, is

1029
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 1: that something that they know? Are they in this just

1030
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 1: thinking that you're good for sex or are are you

1031
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 1: leading them on to like think that it could be

1032
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:07,040
Speaker 1: more like, I think you need to see where they

1033
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:10,239
Speaker 1: are and where they fall into the relationship with you,

1034
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 1: and how they view you and how you view them,

1035
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,880
Speaker 1: and genuinely have that conversation with yourself, because bitch just

1036
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:18,400
Speaker 1: belies to themselves about what something really is when it

1037
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 1: is also chick. Um, I was chick weight. So does

1038
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:26,399
Speaker 1: this mean that all of these men have relationships? That's

1039
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 1: how I took it, because she said she's there's a

1040
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 1: blog I read back in the day about a side

1041
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:35,800
Speaker 1: chick who was like a lot anonymous if y'all remember

1042
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:37,560
Speaker 1: who it is. I don't know what this was, but

1043
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 1: like it was basically a blog about a girl who

1044
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,320
Speaker 1: was dating this dude and he was married and he

1045
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 1: was like an athlete or something. But anyway, long story short,

1046
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 1: she ended up having a few of these nags, and

1047
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 1: she would always say that having no one for herself

1048
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:55,560
Speaker 1: but only being a side chick made her feel less

1049
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 1: than and it really started to funk with her head.

1050
00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 1: I think that's valid. Yeah, I think it's it's very valid. Um,

1051
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 1: And I think that that does I think I've I've

1052
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 1: went through that phase. Actually, before um where, Yeah, a

1053
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 1: lot of the men who but I'm also very open,

1054
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 1: so like they knew that I wasn't exclusive to them,

1055
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 1: but also knowing that they all had kind of a

1056
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 1: primary at one point did start making me feel as such.

1057
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 1: But it's weird because then when I would talk about

1058
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 1: really liking the nigga and being exclusive to someone, they

1059
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 1: would get but hurt about it, Like it's it's really

1060
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 1: weird how they'll make you always want to be the

1061
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 1: side chicken come number two, but never want to be

1062
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: number one to someone else. Yeah, it's super weird. So yeah,

1063
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 1: and I think that that, and I just want to say,

1064
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:40,520
Speaker 1: like to those of you that might feel like you know,

1065
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,960
Speaker 1: nobody wants you like, I think we've all been through

1066
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:44,440
Speaker 1: that and it's just like, oh, I keep sucking these

1067
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 1: niggas and there's nothing there and I can't meet anybody.

1068
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 1: Think of the last nigga you said no to, there's

1069
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: somebody there. We just don't want that nigga. That's all

1070
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I know that's right, me too, bitch. And

1071
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 1: every time I'm like, get this in my hand, I'd

1072
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 1: be like, well, if you think about it, I told you,

1073
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 1: like my d ms have been really weird lately. I

1074
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 1: guess my pictures look nice. Bitch niggas from like when

1075
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:08,520
Speaker 1: I lived in like that IU eight, it's a it's

1076
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 1: an unemployment. I feel bad. I didn't even remember him.

1077
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 1: He said something like I see you. I said, huh,

1078
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 1: like like he was girl. This nigga said, kendle washing machine.

1079
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 1: I said, oh, and didn't respond washing machine, washing machine room, okay,

1080
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 1: and kindle like which is down in Miami. Oh, that

1081
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,440
Speaker 1: wasn't even his name. That's not his name. That's the

1082
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:35,920
Speaker 1: city where we fucked, okay, And I was like, okay.

1083
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 1: I hate when like niggas hit me up and it's like, damn,

1084
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: we we fucked. What part of my life did this happen?

1085
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 1: I forgot? I sucked out my home girl nigger. I

1086
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 1: think I told you that the other day. You be

1087
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 1: forgetting mad niggas. You be think you'd be thinking you

1088
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 1: have a list list. Yeah, I know, but when you

1089
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 1: made that list, all I had to do was sit

1090
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,439
Speaker 1: and I knew three niggas you left off the list.

1091
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 1: So if I knew three niggas, there was five years

1092
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 1: where we didn't even talk. I'm leaving off four people. Yeo. Wait,

1093
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:08,320
Speaker 1: but let me tell you the funniest people on my list.

1094
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 1: I'm done. This is no bullshit. What one of the

1095
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 1: names go Carl uk Carl? And why Nick? And why Nick?

1096
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 1: The other one go basketball player from Switzerland? And what's

1097
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 1: hilarious about that? Is just how I didn't remember his

1098
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 1: name is fucked up. I made this list three Wait wait, wait,

1099
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 1: wait you made this list like two and a half

1100
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 1: years ago, because it was right when we started the

1101
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 1: show and you went through it and I was like, oh, bit,

1102
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 1: you leave the names off the nigger who came to Jamaica.

1103
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 1: You didn't even remember his name two years I did

1104
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 1: remember his name, but at the time, so I didn't. Bit,

1105
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 1: I was in Switzerland with him for a week and

1106
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 1: you forgot his name. Whatever? Wait, this one is great. Now,

1107
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:58,920
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm judging you, but I'm not. I shouldn't

1108
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 1: because I was. I wasn't Israel with a nigga for

1109
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:04,880
Speaker 1: a week and I can't remember his name now. But

1110
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: did we Wait? I know that guy. He was from Orlando.

1111
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:12,040
Speaker 1: He'd be in Orlando a lot, right, No? Not, no, okay,

1112
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,000
Speaker 1: I know a guy here was out there. That's why. Yeah, No,

1113
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 1: this was He's the person who got me to get

1114
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:20,440
Speaker 1: my passport. This when I first moved here. Well, thank you,

1115
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:27,280
Speaker 1: thank you. Um Miami one night with Mandy, I had

1116
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 1: to remind you about that nigger. That was the night.

1117
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 1: That's the night you fun the nigger in front of

1118
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:33,440
Speaker 1: me that we met in the club after um My

1119
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 1: T shirt boys? What was it? Tall tea? What? What old?

1120
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:43,920
Speaker 1: The rock star boys? Every rock boys? Is it shot Boys?

1121
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 1: But they had the long the white tea song too?

1122
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 1: Didn't they know no? But they wore white teeth. It

1123
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:54,880
Speaker 1: was party locker rock stars. Nigger we was in. I

1124
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:57,560
Speaker 1: think it was dreamed too before dreading a dream the

1125
01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: shot Boys. You know how I knew that because I've

1126
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 1: been watching and I love game shows when I'm in

1127
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:04,840
Speaker 1: a hotel room. So there's a song called beat Sasam.

1128
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,360
Speaker 1: I mean there's a show called beat Sasam and then

1129
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 1: people before and that's how I knew Shot Boys. Firefighter

1130
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:19,920
Speaker 1: guy baseball player from Texas. Oh my god, I can't wow.

1131
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 1: This is a lot. Well will Lauantis, you know what

1132
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:27,920
Speaker 1: Quantis is? And nigga that worked for the airline you no,

1133
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 1: he worked for Quantist. The Australian airline. He was Australian.

1134
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 1: I'm I'm over you actually at this very point, Um,

1135
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 1: we're gonna go ahead, and I want to thank all

1136
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 1: of you all. Yeah, another episode or whatever on who's

1137
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 1: the name of the nigga? Why do I gotta know

1138
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:47,560
Speaker 1: the niggas you fucked? You sucked his friend in Tampa,

1139
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 1: but I was sucking his homeboy with dreads. So the

1140
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 1: nigga got sucked the Tampa because you really hooked me

1141
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 1: up with a gang banger. Bro, Yes, his name was Elmo.

1142
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:58,480
Speaker 1: I should have known, not the fun the nigga I

1143
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 1: was fucking with. Name. Wasn't he a rapper? Yeah? I

1144
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 1: put Superman, but that's not That's not it. It was

1145
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:09,120
Speaker 1: super something, super Soka. No, I'm just I'm just making

1146
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:13,040
Speaker 1: it up now something. I'm like, God, I remember, look

1147
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 1: up now did he have? He had dressed too? Right?

1148
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:20,280
Speaker 1: He did you? He was so wack. I really those

1149
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 1: bodies are deleted now. Bro. I would say his name,

1150
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:25,080
Speaker 1: but I can't say it because then they're gonna be like, Yo,

1151
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 1: that nigg is whack as You've really had me. That

1152
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 1: was his name. That was his name. I don't care. No, don't, Bro,

1153
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:42,040
Speaker 1: stop playing Bro, I sucked a blood named Elmo with

1154
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 1: face tattoos? Dog? Where is that? Nigga? You gotta be like,

1155
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 1: he's definitely locked up. He gotta be locked up. Don't

1156
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:52,360
Speaker 1: say dead dawn, probably locked up. Wow, I'm done. Okay,

1157
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,680
Speaker 1: let's stop reminiscing on these old dicks that we don't

1158
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:58,120
Speaker 1: want to remember. Here. We're not gonna do this. We're

1159
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: not gonna do this. Oh this was that's any who are?

1160
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 1: Two thousand eleven? This one I was with him? No

1161
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:08,840
Speaker 1: we bro, this song is so bad's sucking him in

1162
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 1: two thousand six, bro, not two. You see she want

1163
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:15,840
Speaker 1: to give you. See all these tips she trying to give.

1164
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 1: Can you please turn the goddamn phone off? Can you

1165
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,840
Speaker 1: please turn the phone off? Y'all? Jesus Christ, that's how

1166
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:26,840
Speaker 1: I feel about her. I can't stand her anyways. Anyways, y'all,

1167
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,640
Speaker 1: I want to thank all of our patrons, everyone who

1168
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 1: tunes into us every motherfucking Monday. For y'all who um

1169
01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 1: want are curious about these porns. We are going to

1170
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:38,920
Speaker 1: place them on our Patreon website. So if you go

1171
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 1: to patreon dot com back slash Horrible Decisions, you guys

1172
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:46,400
Speaker 1: can become a patron and received three bonus episodes every month. Um,

1173
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 1: and then we all we do we post porn. We

1174
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 1: talked about what's going on in our lives. Well, we

1175
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 1: don't post porn. I have posted porn. We I mean

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01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 1: we been my post porn and ours. Okay, spade Um

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01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 1: he posts porn sleep so we have point sleepers and

1178
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 1: we row one the other day and he was like,

1179
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 1: ask you guys know, I'm a fan of No. He

1180
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:10,880
Speaker 1: really does like deep dive into some really good porn

1181
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:14,280
Speaker 1: and he'll post the links and stuff for you guys there, Like, yeah,

1182
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:18,680
Speaker 1: I like that ship. Also, the community is just super dope.

1183
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:21,120
Speaker 1: They talk about just a lot of ye. As I

1184
01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:24,040
Speaker 1: mentioned before that I typically prefer older women. I've always

1185
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:26,680
Speaker 1: been that way ever since I was a kid. Being

1186
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:28,320
Speaker 1: that I'm in my late thirties, most of these women

1187
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:30,680
Speaker 1: are close to my age. And this week's porn sleeper

1188
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 1: is a favorite of mine. It features a woman that

1189
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:39,840
Speaker 1: started in porn later than most. No, he's up, but yeah, guys. Um.

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01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,720
Speaker 1: As always, we're gonna leave you guys off with a

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01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:45,120
Speaker 1: five minute clip from one of our bonus episode. By

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01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:47,920
Speaker 1: the way, if you are not a patron, there's some

1193
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:51,800
Speaker 1: September Patreon t because me and Mandy Damn near did

1194
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:54,480
Speaker 1: our own therapy on an episode and really deep dived

1195
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:56,960
Speaker 1: into that ship. So if you thought your five dollars

1196
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Speaker 1: may not have been worth it, it's definitely gonna be

1197
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Speaker 1: worth for such members. It was a self diagnosed therapy session.

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01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:05,800
Speaker 1: We kind of like diagnosed each other um and what

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01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:09,840
Speaker 1: we need to. Basically all came after an argument in

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01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:12,800
Speaker 1: a fucking cab ride over, so I didn't even think

1201
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:14,880
Speaker 1: we were gonna do good. We even hugged after recording

1202
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:17,960
Speaker 1: three episodes. I ain't gonna hold you, she said. Were

1203
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:20,200
Speaker 1: in a studio. I said, we're doing three episodes and

1204
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:22,240
Speaker 1: one day money. This was after a meeting for our

1205
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:24,760
Speaker 1: tour and we got into an argument in the cab

1206
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 1: ride over and I said, there's three episodes. You know

1207
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:30,400
Speaker 1: what I was thinking. I was talking to my mom

1208
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:32,160
Speaker 1: about it, and I think that argument in the cab.

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01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:35,440
Speaker 1: She was like, you guys are just tired. Like you

1210
01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:39,560
Speaker 1: like you're tired, you're looking at success happened, You're watching

1211
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:42,280
Speaker 1: a girl like you're tired of the same argument, So

1212
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:48,000
Speaker 1: the same argument is a year ago. Basically, maybe ain't

1213
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:53,560
Speaker 1: ship like this. You know that ain't never been any who,

1214
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:56,440
Speaker 1: but now it was actually really good. It deep dive

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01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:59,080
Speaker 1: into what we know we need to work on, um

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01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:02,160
Speaker 1: I outside of business, just on a personal thing, so

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Speaker 1: you guys will get that in September as an episode,

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01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:07,600
Speaker 1: there was no outline because bitch, we y'all know, I

1219
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:09,760
Speaker 1: left it up to Wheezy, so there really wasn't outline there.

1220
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:13,080
Speaker 1: She lines. She's like, yeah, I got a outline, and

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Speaker 1: then we just literally talked the whole So we'll give

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Speaker 1: you a snippet from that one. Yeah. Yeah, we'll actually

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Speaker 1: drop a snippet of that one. UM at the end

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Speaker 1: of this. So UM again, thank you for all of

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Speaker 1: you guys who have supported us. We are going on tour.

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Speaker 1: We're hitting sixteen cities coming up. We're locking in those dates.

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Speaker 1: Now we'll be giving merch. Um. Are we still working

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Speaker 1: on a store? Are we gonna drop a store? Um?

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Speaker 1: If any of y'all are fans and graphic designers didn't

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Speaker 1: for some merch for Horrible Decisions you give to our

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Speaker 1: lovely um supporters. And again, before we get out of here,

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Speaker 1: thank you guys. We'll leave you'all with a clip of that.

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Speaker 1: And this has been yet another episode of Horror Decisions

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Speaker 1: by Oh