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Speaker 2: It's never okay for a company to call you at

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Speaker 2: the very last second and cancel a private event you've

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Speaker 2: been planning for over a key But what if the

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Speaker 2: reason they're canceling is incredibly ridiculous and might make a

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Speaker 2: lot of people laugh on the radio. Okah, absolutely, yes,

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Speaker 2: I still don't think so it's okay in our world,

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Speaker 2: because that's what happens today. When we tell a guy

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Speaker 2: we're bumping his parents' fiftieth wedding anniversary dinner for something

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Speaker 2: even better options, you're gonna hear what it is in

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Speaker 2: your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 1: It's another.

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Speaker 2: On the twenties. Hello, good morrow to you. I'm looking

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Speaker 2: to speak with Aaron. Hi Aaron. My name's Terry. I'm

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Speaker 2: the assistant to the event coordinator at the hotel.

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Speaker 3: Oh, hi Terry, how are you.

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Speaker 2: I'm wonderful. Thank you for asking you've been talking with

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Speaker 2: Chelsea right about your whole event. Yes, okay, well Chelsea

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Speaker 2: is out today. Apparently she met a guy off a

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Speaker 2: feet finder and you know what they say about young love,

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Speaker 2: you can't hold it down, especially with two pairs of feet.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what does this have to do with me?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry to get sidetracked, but the reason for my

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Speaker 2: call is I know you've reserved a date for your parents'

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Speaker 2: fiftieth wedding anniversary here at the hotel.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I have, it's quite some time ago.

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Speaker 2: Little snafu for that Saturday, we're going to have to

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Speaker 2: move your party from the ballroom over to the bar area.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's definitely not gonna work. I have a lot

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Speaker 3: of people coming.

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Speaker 2: Do you know mister and missus Christy.

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Speaker 3: I can't say that I do, Oh I do.

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Speaker 2: They're regulars here at the hotel, just marvelous people. Every

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Speaker 2: time they come in, it's like, hello, mister Christy, bonjour,

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Speaker 2: Missus Christy.

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Speaker 3: What does this have to do with me?

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Speaker 2: Well, they're extremely well off, I'm sure you could tell.

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Speaker 2: And they've been patrons for quite some time and they

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Speaker 2: apparently are throwing get this, a cat bar mitzvah.

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Speaker 3: Oh what bar mitzvah?

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Speaker 2: A bar mitzvah for their cat?

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Speaker 3: They have a Jewish cat.

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Speaker 2: Yet, noodles? He just converted? Isn't that nice?

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Speaker 3: No, this is none of this is nice.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if he's getting circumcised or not.

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Speaker 3: But well, the Christie's can kiss my ass because I have.

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Speaker 2: Oh I absolutely would do that for them.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well you can kiss them wherever you need to

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Speaker 3: kiss them. And you're gonna have to get a hold

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Speaker 3: of Chelsea. I don't care what you have to do.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, Aaron, are you mad at me?

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Speaker 3: I'm getting furious. Oh we're like a week away from this.

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Speaker 2: This is awful. I need to be punished bad terry.

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Speaker 3: Okay, enough of the jokes. This is extremely serious.

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Speaker 2: This is all I'm serious too. I do need to

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Speaker 2: be punished badly.

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Speaker 3: All right. You can punish yourself, you can give yourself

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Speaker 3: a spanking, whatever you need to do, but it has

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Speaker 3: nothing to do with me.

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Speaker 2: That's quite an idea. There.

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Speaker 3: We have to make sure this is taken care of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I amreiately, let's troubleshoot this. I actually have an idea.

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Speaker 2: Do you think maybe we should contact the Christie's and

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Speaker 2: see if they're willing to combine the cat bar mitzval

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Speaker 2: with your parents' anniversary.

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Speaker 3: Hmm, no, we're not.

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Speaker 2: Could be pretty cute.

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Speaker 3: We're not combining anything and having cat run around during

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Speaker 3: my parents the anniversary era.

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Speaker 2: And I don't think you're quite getting the image here.

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Speaker 2: Noodle's the cat. He walks on two legs. He's quite

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Speaker 2: a fancy cat.

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Speaker 3: I don't care if Noodles has wheelchair. Oh, this is

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Speaker 3: not going to happen.

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Speaker 2: Are you discriminating against kittens with handicaps?

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Speaker 3: I love all animals, but let's just just oh.

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Speaker 2: I see, just not the animals in wheelchairs.

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Speaker 3: Now what I meant? Terry, all right, I need to

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Speaker 3: talk to Chelsea. I don't care what she's doing with

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Speaker 3: her feet, find her boyfriend or whatever.

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Speaker 2: Help, But this is you know, I can really hear

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Speaker 2: the frustration in your voice.

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Speaker 3: Erin, do you think I'm pissed beyond believe?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry to interrupt you one second. I just got

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Speaker 2: an email. Oh my gosh, Oh, the Christie said that

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Speaker 2: their little kitten, Noodle's got a hairball.

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Speaker 3: He's so cute, right, I'm not interested in Oh they're.

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Speaker 2: Gonna take him to Paris to have it removed.

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Speaker 3: Well, maybe they can take you.

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Speaker 2: No, it's great news. The ballroom is yours. No conflict anymore.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, so a hairball saved my parents' wedding anniversary.

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Speaker 2: Isn't that something The world works in mysterious ways. You're

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Speaker 2: just like, how it's mysterious how your sister Angie set

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Speaker 2: you up for this prank phone call. Isn't that weird?

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Speaker 2: Are you serious, dude, I'm serious?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I don't work at the hotel. I work

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Speaker 2: at a radio station. My name was jeff from Brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I mean I was ready to lose

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Speaker 3: my overs cat with extremely rich owner.

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Speaker 2: Just imagine him being lifted up on a chair in

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Speaker 2: the middle of the ballroom. How adorable.

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Speaker 4: Oh Vagila, Yeah, call them oil the week up

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