WEBVTT - Ep96: New Years Sex Resolutions 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:05.920 Happy New Year's Bitches, do you want to say Happy 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:08.200 New Year's not like you did? Well? Fuck you say 0:00:08.200 --> 0:00:12.680 Happy New Year's Day? Say how you want to say? Um? Oh, 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:17.760 since I just got back from Mexico, I said, Alice, bitch, 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:21.120 let me tell you wait, I feel Mexican. Honestly, I look, 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:23.079 you look Mexican. I could do this whole episode of 0:00:23.120 --> 0:00:30.400 The Little Mexican as tang going on. Hey, guys, welcome 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:33.960 to twenty motherfucking nineteen. We are still here, standing strong. 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:36.800 We gave you all the best of eighteen, and y'all 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:38.839 the best and the worst. You know, y'all had to 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:41.880 relive the therapy moment. But welcome to yeah, another episode 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:44.839 of horrible decisions. This is your girl, Mandy b a 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:47.640 k A. All of it, including booty bandit you already 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:50.640 know um. And I'm sitting across from my co host. Hi, 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:54.280 my name is Wheezy. Um. I'm not a booty bandit 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:58.080 only when asked and pushed it into an asshole, do it. Um. 0:00:58.120 --> 0:01:01.000 I am excited to be back like the Sniper. It 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:03.520 actually seems like we're dropping something on time. But yeah, 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:06.080 this is our first time back into the studio for 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:11.160 is this off balance, just like I feel crooked. Bro, 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:13.840 you know, all of this is just a mess everything. 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:15.880 I feel like every other podcast that comes in here, 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:18.560 just like no, they have different ship. Every every podcast 0:01:18.560 --> 0:01:20.520 does different ship. Right, Yeah, that's what it is. So 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:22.839 would be sucking up our little flat changing the table. 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:32.000 Oh my man, talking we acause not how to start here. 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:36.039 Let's go ahead, and I guess I'm going to start Okay, Okay, 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:40.679 So I love talking about that. It's kind of my job. Okay, 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:44.480 So yesterday, like this is so embarrassing, but I have 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:47.800 to tell it. I thought I had gone your comedy 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:49.360 of it. I'm not evenna lie to you. I didn't 0:01:49.400 --> 0:01:51.240 know how it happened, and I was having a panic 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:54.200 attack because when I went to the bathroom it didn't 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:57.240 hurt when I paid, but like, I just was feeling 0:01:57.320 --> 0:02:00.640 a sensation that wasn't normal. So I went to the 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:02.200 place that we went to, which is a walking Dino. 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:04.120 And this is not an ad, by the way, but 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:05.880 I learned so much in there that I need to 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:07.480 tell you all about. And I had an amazing experience. 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:10.160 So I've been to this guy know several times. If 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:13.360 you ever listened to our first episode. Dr Sarah's her name, 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:15.440 got Mandy's condom out and she got mine out when 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:18.000 I the Hampton's guy. It is on two hundred West 0:02:18.080 --> 0:02:20.520 fifty seventh Street. I just found out it's the first 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:24.320 walking gyno in the country. Um. But I've only seen 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:27.120 women in there, women doctors. Um, it's amazing. Um. I 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:28.560 think I saw a trans girl in there too, and 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:31.680 I was like, okay, schure. Um. So yeah, I go 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:34.079 in there. I'm super embarrassed and I'm like, oh my god, 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:36.120 let me pee. So I opened my legs and I'm 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:37.760 telling her what's going on. She's like, well, it doesn't 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:41.360 really sound like an STD system because symsdom because I 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:44.920 guess like normally an STD like you feel like you 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:47.640 have to pee but you can't pee, So like mine 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:49.440 was more like U t I ish, which thought that 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:51.000 wasn't U T I. That's what a U t I 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:52.680 feels like, is when you feel like you have to 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:55.000 be but you can't pee. So maybe the fact that 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:57.320 you were peeing is why she said it wasn't as 0:02:57.360 --> 0:02:59.240 t D symptoms. I don't know, but she just act 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:02.320 feel like it wasn't. But here's what happened that I 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:05.720 really appreciate it. I had doctor Melanie who was different, 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:08.960 and I told her. She wanted to give me a 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:11.520 culture and I was like, look, I've done pelvic floor 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:13.400 therapy before. I've talked about on the podcast where I 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:15.960 had a really hard time having sex. I've had vaginitis. 0:03:16.040 --> 0:03:19.799 It's like pain during sex, and um. They basically stuck 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:22.520 this thing inside of me that put vibrations up through 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:25.440 my cervix all through my vagina to help loosen me 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:27.240 up so that I wouldn't be so tight and gripping 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:31.080 and hurting myself. So she did something that nobody's ever 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:33.000 done before. Normally I have to take xanics and stuff 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:35.160 for paps me rs, I get really bad anxiety, Like 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:38.120 I'm really nervous about things entering me. I know how 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:40.960 weird thats because I thought you really liked things in well. 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:42.800 I don't really use my fingers inside of me. I 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:45.880 don't use tampons, which people think is crazy, Like it 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:48.880 really scares me. Excuse a shift on me, bro, I 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:51.440 don't know what it is, like I want to use tampons, 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:54.680 but I'm terrified. So anyway, she hands me the swab 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:56.680 and she's like, I'm gonna leave and you can do 0:03:56.720 --> 0:03:59.040 it yourself. I don't want you to be in here uncomfortable. 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:01.640 She's like, that's a terrible feeling. But I feel like 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:03.120 you can do it better than me, and maybe it's 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:04.600 gonna freak you out if I do it. So here, 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:07.320 stick it as far as you can get a discharge 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:09.760 on there so I can test it. No doctor has 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:11.920 ever done that. She left the room. She gave me 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:13.600 a few minutes, and I did it myself. He told 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:15.200 you how far you had to put it up? You yeah, 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:16.960 and like like she's like, just get it up and 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:21.200 scrape um. Anyway, So the whole fucking day and night 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:22.480 I was like, oh my god, bitch, who I got 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:23.920 this STD from? Which one of these things? I got 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.000 a text and got my results today? Did you funk 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:27.919 a lot of things in Mexico? Now? I didn't have 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:31.080 sex um, but got my urine results back and my 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:35.920 culture back. Bitch is negative. I'm just happy. That's a 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:37.719 way to side the new year. It really is the 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:39.640 negative touches. The next day I got the results. I 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:42.080 really wanted to pub this place just because like, they 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:44.080 take you for you and got insurance, bitch, they got 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:46.800 a plan if you ain't got insurance payment plan. I 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:49.080 saw it on the bathroom wall, and I'm like really 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:51.440 grateful for that doctor for letting me do that, because honestly, 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:53.960 I was having a panic attack. That's good. I was 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:57.599 shaking on the table, like I was looking up and like, oh, wow, 0:04:57.640 --> 0:05:00.440 where's the xanex? Oh what am I gonna do? Should 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:02.520 have a shot. I was freaking out. UM, so you 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:03.920 guys go and check them out. Mandy and I have 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:06.200 both been there, and it's dooke. Yeah, it was. It 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:08.760 was cool there. I just um got new insurance. Well 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:10.719 not just got but I have new insurance now. So 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:12.640 I have to go through and change my primary and 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:14.560 all this ship and make sure they I don't think 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:16.440 I want to keep my same primary. I actually want 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:18.839 to change up primaries and get maybe one in the city. 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:21.560 I feel like I'm talking about your partner, no my 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:27.880 primary daughter. UM. And so yeah, I will say my job, 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:32.839 which has calmed down much more than when I first started. 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:36.600 UM gave us like two weeks off for vacations. So 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:39.120 I fucking partied my life away. I want to shout 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:43.839 out to UM got us unknown. She was at the 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:47.159 Kwanza Crawl, UM and I saw just quite a lot 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:49.320 of bit of people shout out to Dustin. He took 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:53.040 me to the movies on Christmas because we were both lonely. Um. 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:55.679 And then yeah, y'all, I was lonely as a fuck, 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:59.320 so bitch, felon bait came over. Dude, I'm not gonna like. 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:02.279 I don't think away for two dogs two weeks, and 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:04.920 then I got lone. I got a little lonely, and 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:07.880 I was like, Ship seven wasn't in town, so I 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:09.240 was like, what the funk am I gonna do? So, 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:12.680 bitchall hit up goddamn felling bay. That nigger came over 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:18.320 and fucking seconds, bitch, no, he came over and laid 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:20.640 it on me like he never had before. But bitch, 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:22.320 he had to give you great as not only that, 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:24.160 he listened to the episode, so he was like, oh, 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:27.040 so I'm broke and got a shrimp dick. I said, 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:30.560 I didn't say it was shrimp. I said it was medium, 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:34.920 not shrimp. Bitch. He made a hit to where I 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:38.880 was like literally thinking so much like damn its sides 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:41.600 like not a matter like I was. I was so 0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:44.120 confused the whole time, bitch. And then this is how 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:45.280 you know, he put it on me and this is 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:47.279 when the funk I dried the funk up there. He 0:06:47.320 --> 0:06:49.120 asked me for breakfast the next morning. I said, no, 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:52.560 the fun just because you laid it over he did, 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:55.839 so you wanted to keep sleeping, witch, I wasn't gonna 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:57.440 wake up just to cook for him, Okay, like that 0:06:57.480 --> 0:06:59.920 would be honest. You can do. You can order it 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:04.000 like not you you thought I was gonna him. You 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:06.400 can order food. House isn't walking distance. You got to 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:07.960 go to your kitchen. I feel like you don't need 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:09.760 to ask me to cook for you, like order some 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:12.200 food like well, he wanted the whole, you know. And 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:15.320 this is this is just because you I mean, but 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:19.040 you're lucky to fun. It's my problem. Like I feel 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:21.239 like because he spent eight years in jail, he loves 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:25.520 home cooked meals. And I'd be like, you know what 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:27.920 this is that jail syndrome, like nigga don't want to 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:29.800 eat nothing like he want a home cooked me And 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:31.600 I'm like, he did spend eight years in jail, like 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:34.080 maybe so, bitch he came. But I'm like, I'm holding 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:36.280 myself from telling this story, bitch, but I don't. I 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:37.760 gave him soup and a can when he came over, 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:39.600 because he was hungry when he got there, and bitch 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:41.240 all I had with soup, so I gave him chicken 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:44.200 and dumbonds and bitch I seasoned it and I put 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:48.880 it on said it was because oh, everybody sees in 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:53.440 their soups. Oh well listen everybody, and got pink Himalayan 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:56.440 sea salt. That has to be grind. You literally talked 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:58.800 about making a hot dog soup, so let's not. It 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:02.640 wasn't hot dog soup. It was Haitian spaghetti. Get your 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:05.080 ass to hetty date. When you get back to dating 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:09.040 more black men, she's gonna be funny. Then niggas don't 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:16.520 want the niggas. I I bet you that I'm making 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:21.200 hot dogs spaghetti. Damn you. I hate it anyway, anyways, 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:23.040 he put it, he put it on me. I was 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:25.000 shocked by I don't want him, so going into the 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:27.800 new year, I don't. I don't want him, like that 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:31.840 was my thing. I was like out of me, but 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:36.200 I was like, you're not boyfriend material. What happened? So? Okay, 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:39.560 so Scissors is coming in town tomorrow. Okay, We're going 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:43.320 to Paris together for my birthday. So that's fancy as 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:47.440 it like just fucking skyrocketed. And I'm so can I 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:50.520 ask you this? Because this was my problem with dating women? 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:53.400 What can I be with her? Who the fun pays? Bitch? 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:56.760 So did you pay your old flight and she paid her? 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:59.120 Are you flying hut out? Is she flying you out 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:00.959 when you get there? Are you? Because then the next case, 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:03.600 aren't you all just friend? So how does this work? 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:06.400 I bought the ticket? Oh I knew you did beat 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:11.760 you a try as whole. But now I feel like 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:14.240 we're splitting it like we've we've split and only because 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:17.200 we've vacation together since we've been sucking and ship like that, 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:20.320 Like I mean, I'm sorry, I'm saying it wrong. Before 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:22.320 we were having sex, we vacation a few times together, 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:24.280 and like she comes to New York and often we've 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:27.600 always split things. So I don't know this weekend, well, 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:29.440 I guess it would have already passed. And I'm on 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:32.520 my fucking Instagram. I'm in love with you, ship, but 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:35.720 I'm I'm gonna take her one night and then because 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:37.920 she got a new job, So I don't know. I'm 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:40.920 assuming we split. So you're the man on the relationship. 0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:43.720 I assume no. I know you made money and ship, 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:46.360 but zeem, that's how I worked with you, don't. I don't. 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:48.000 I want to liked you and played a little bit 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:50.800 more out on a good book the parents home. Bitch. 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:53.680 Let me tell you, I got these flights for four 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:56.000 hundred bucks round trip, NonStop. But that's not bad. But 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:59.720 she did Norwegian, so she's gonna just that weekend. Yeah, 0:09:59.880 --> 0:10:02.079 that a lot of time together. It's four to five 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:05.000 days or whatever. Bro, I've known her for how long 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:09.320 we dated before? I three guys? Really cool right now 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:12.200 is because we've been friends for this amount of time 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:14.720 and then the last part the next person I've dated, 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:16.800 I wanted to be not a friend of mine, but 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:20.480 like I wanted more core friendship there, like there to 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:23.760 be a stronger feeling than Let me ask you this question, 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:27.560 because I feel like you do want to end up 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:30.440 with a man. But I feel like a lot of 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:35.079 the girls that you do become intimate with, they're still friends. 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:36.880 Most of them. We're not gonna talk about love a girl, 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:39.520 but most of them are still your friends. After How 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:42.960 are you going? So? How are you going to explain this? 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:45.080 Because I know a lot of men get jealous knowing 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:46.880 that I've been intimate with a lot of my friends. 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:50.599 So Scissors is open more than she was, and we 0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:54.600 dated to threesomes. We've been like betting guys. I sent 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:57.480 her Beard Bay, she sent me a dude. We're like 0:10:57.559 --> 0:11:01.240 really discussing it and we're into this. I'm starting to realize. 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:03.360 I had this conversation with a close co worker, my 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:05.960 work husband, and he was like, could you end up 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:07.280 with a woman? And I was like, I want to 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:09.480 know that. I was like, now I'm starting to think, 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:12.319 not in a pan sexual way, but I think I 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:14.400 could end up with anyone as long as I could 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:17.680 have threesomes. Because when I'm with men, I miss women often. 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:20.120 I want to fun girls all the time. Being with her, 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:22.280 I want to like have a threesome with her, but 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:24.000 I don't miss Dick. I canna tell you that I'm 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:25.880 not thinking about Dick like crazy. I'm not going not 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:28.760 could you be with a trans person? I don't know. 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:31.920 I haven't ever been with a non binary person, but 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:34.520 I don't know. I will say I'm starting to watch 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:36.840 that more important lately, so it's like, oh, I love 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:39.840 trans women, trans women in porn be kind of hot, 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:42.160 but but I don't really know if I have what 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:46.319 it takes to to be with enough partner to be honest. 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:49.320 But that's a lot of if you were into the 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:51.160 threesome realm to where you could still get like, do 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:54.680 you feel like you're that sexual compatibility has to be 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:57.560 there in that sense to where you have to be 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:03.240 able to have threesomes that has That's so like, I 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:05.560 really ultimately want to try. That's really what I want. 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:06.960 I would love for us to have a point. Let's 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:09.080 not get there yet, Bitch, damn you skipping. You're skipping 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:11.640 the guy that you know, Like, shout out to the people, bitch, 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:15.000 I'm in Mexico. I fucking ran into two people that 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:17.800 knew who we were, and then that was crazy. This 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:19.439 girl is just staring at me, and I'm like, oh, 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:22.319 she's looking at me because she's black. I got braids. 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:23.920 You got braids on the beach, and as a bunch 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:26.079 of Mexican didn't look a little blacker bitch with the braids, 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:28.559 I will say, I'm yeah, I don't know if that. 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:31.680 So she was looking at me and I'm on the beach, 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:33.960 and I'm like, maybe she just wants to hang. Maybe 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:35.640 she want to hil at you. So then she walks 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:38.440 over and she's like, are you And before it came 0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:40.760 out her mouth, I was like, no fucking way, dude. 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:43.000 I was on a very remote beach in Mexico at 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:45.880 this moment, and I'm like, no, I'm not gonna lie. 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:47.400 I didn't know that many people went there until I 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:49.160 was on my timeline and a lot of motherfucker's was 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:54.040 in Mexico. Bitch, well Back and Mouse both hit me up. 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:56.600 They're like, yo, niggas in Mexico, link up with homies, 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:59.079 blah blah blah. Then I'm at another fucking bar and 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:01.800 cancoon on the street and this black gay dude is 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:04.040 dancing and I'm like, okay, you better word, but glad 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:06.160 where y'all from. His man is looking at me and 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:08.120 I'm like, oh, don't worry, I ain't pushing up on him. 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:10.240 He's like, nah, you look a little familiar, and I 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:13.720 was like the fuck, no way, bitch, let me tell 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:17.480 you something. I My head was so blown up after that, Mandy. 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:20.360 I was just like, everybody blown up more than what 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:24.920 it is already. Shit, I didn't already feel like I'm 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:26.400 I feel you know what it is. I feel like 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:28.080 I'm a good person, So that just makes me feel 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:30.520 like I'm better. I ain't gonna hold you with all 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:33.480 of the travels we do, bitch. I was in Kansas City. 0:13:33.960 --> 0:13:35.520 Everyone's like, oh my god, do y'a bring in live 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:38.880 show here? Y'all bring Kansas City? But how much does 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:40.680 how much to bring you all to Kansas City? And 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:43.560 so I'm talking to management. Do you know that y'all 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:46.960 gotta understand, like just because we'll be traveling like me 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:48.760 and we're travelers, like I don't know if he was 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:50.560 getting that when you was in Denver, but I'm like, 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:53.880 y'all calm down, like people are just asking were considered 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:56.319 to show? Like Sam, Yeah, And it's crazy because that's 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.160 these smaller cities like when I go to Atlanta and Miami. 0:13:58.160 --> 0:13:59.640 I get it. But by the way, for those of 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:01.360 you all that of wrote me, I'm sure you've seen 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:03.080 the same, like, oh, can we do a podcast while 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:05.640 we're in that city? Mandy and I are leaving work, 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:09.560 bitch to fucking get to a place for really a 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:12.040 day to just be there for y'all one day, Like 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:15.240 I I literally just had to talk with my with 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:19.120 my job today, like because I'm entering another busy season 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:21.280 and I'm like, listen, like if I have to come 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:23.600 in at eight during the weeks, that I have to 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:26.360 leave on Friday's early to catch fights, And I told them, 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:28.960 like I have I'm going on tour, like I told them, 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:31.600 like it's now being to where I'm being communicative with 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:34.200 my team that this is what I do. I have 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:36.600 another job right now. I'm matching my salary with what 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:39.680 we're doing here. So I'm just like, y'all god to understand. 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:41.680 So here's where I am with work. I had a 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:46.400 real saw your god damn Patreon post. So my HR 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:48.600 and my director knows what I do only because I can't. 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:49.880 I don't want to get fired. Yeah, my team, no, 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:53.640 but I don't tell anybody else' My direct boss doesn't know. 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:56.600 People in in the office when I was doing those, 0:14:56.920 --> 0:14:58.360 they just be seeing me with a bag and I 0:14:58.400 --> 0:14:59.520 just may'd be like, where are you going. I'd be 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:00.920 like to see my Like I don't feel like it's 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:03.640 anyone's business. The company I was in before, I've been 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:05.320 with them six years and they were way more liberal, 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:08.240 So like they can google me and listen to the 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:10.520 show and be like, A, how you're funny? These people 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:12.760 I don't know. Um, plus I know like a lot 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:15.960 of them voted for Trump. Oh, speaking of that bitch. 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:18.480 When I was in Mexico, let me tell you something. 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:21.440 Mexicans are so fucking woke Manica. I went to this 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:25.480 thing called a sinote, which is basically like this cave 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:28.440 where water is like in I don't know, you go 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:31.040 in there. Their ancestors revitalized in there. I jumped in 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:32.840 there with my clothes and felt free. I even opened 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:34.400 my pussy up. I was like, put someone that energy 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:40.560 in there. Anyway. This guy was like, listen, like we um, 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:44.120 we don't necessarily have to be religious people to know that, 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:46.880 you know, we're all here is like we're we're human, 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:50.160 not on some all lives matter ship, but like it's 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:53.160 been really hard with American tourism to just live and 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:55.800 work through this and not feel angry. He's like so 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:57.760 I'm sure. Yeah, He's like they want to put that 0:15:57.800 --> 0:15:59.880 fucking wall up, but we still want to go there, 0:15:59.880 --> 0:16:03.240 and and we've been such good people and like Americans 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:05.440 love our culture, but like want us out and I 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:10.440 love Tacosh. Don't bit give me some brow. How do 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:16.000 you cultural appropriation? Sh When I went to motherfucker Vietnam, 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:18.080 I said, I need the cone hat. I need to 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:20.000 wear it. Give you a cold hat. I don't know 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:23.560 whatever it's called. Bit you know, you know what, I 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:29.720 don't know what you're trying to be funny. That's that 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:34.800 little dumb shit. Huh right, No I do. I do 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:39.160 sauce the red sauce um Mexican foods lit. And he's like, 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:40.640 you know, we've had to learn how to let go 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:42.680 and be good people just to you so that you 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:44.880 can go back and tell people that that we are 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:47.520 good people. We can't tell that to Trump. Trump ain't listener, 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:51.320 but I feel him because he's just like, imagine if everybody, 0:16:51.320 --> 0:16:53.640 imagine if it was black people, just the African nation, 0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:55.320 and they're like, what can I do? Am I gonna 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:57.200 hate all y'all? Like when you come to African, AM 0:16:57.280 --> 0:16:58.520 gonna show you love so you can tell them like 0:16:58.560 --> 0:17:00.960 we're not fucking crazy. And now you're in some outback ship. 0:17:01.360 --> 0:17:04.280 And I loved it. Um to Loom. Whereas the city, 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:05.760 it was a city I went to bitch. It was 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:08.400 like the hamp Is, though the drinks actually went back 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:09.840 up to fifteen dollars. I was like, oh no, I 0:17:09.840 --> 0:17:12.280 go back and go to Mexico. Mexico, but that's what 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:14.679 I like being in Thailand. Bitch. I was popping bottles 0:17:14.720 --> 0:17:18.200 in Thailand. Sixty dollars in the CLI, give me three 0:17:18.200 --> 0:17:22.040 bottles right here we each other the best pace I've 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:27.199 ever been in my life. Europe. Want to get on 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:29.760 a trip for twenty nineteen. As we talked about these 0:17:29.800 --> 0:17:33.080 New Year's resolutions, I would one thousand percent suggest Thailand. 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:35.080 It's super cheap. Once you get out there, you could 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:36.920 have a motherfuckering villa for like a hundred and twenty 0:17:36.920 --> 0:17:39.159 dollars a night. There was nothing better. I loved it. 0:17:39.480 --> 0:17:42.840 Had a pool of my villa. Bitch. I walked outside. 0:17:42.840 --> 0:17:44.760 There was a motherfucker pools up standing downstairs, and we 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:48.080 had chefs cooking at breakfast on twenty a night, hope, 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:51.320 and we split that three ways. Ask about me, how 0:17:52.000 --> 0:17:54.960 did you get I'll get massages every day for two hours? 0:17:54.960 --> 0:17:57.280 Did I tell you? I got at my third massage 0:17:57.320 --> 0:17:58.560 of the day right now. I was doing this thing 0:17:58.560 --> 0:18:00.400 with my back and ladies like, what's wrong? How many 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:03.520 mass She was like, you can't keep doing that? I'm 0:18:03.520 --> 0:18:05.240 not gonna lie. I'm mad I didn't get a happy 0:18:05.320 --> 0:18:07.120 end any one out there. I was searching, but they 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:08.879 only really give them to men I don't know about. 0:18:09.240 --> 0:18:11.960 I do want to ask real quick before we transition, 0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:14.280 your top three places you've ever been? In my top 0:18:14.359 --> 0:18:17.280 three top three places I've ever been, I would one 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:20.119 thousand percent say South Africa. I thought it was one 0:18:20.160 --> 0:18:21.840 of the most beautiful places I've been, with a lot 0:18:21.880 --> 0:18:24.600 of history. I enjoyed the museums more than anything there. 0:18:25.040 --> 0:18:27.520 Of course, Thailand, um so the parts of Thailand. I 0:18:27.560 --> 0:18:30.480 went to Pouquette three times, and I went to Bangkok twice. 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:33.560