Speaker 1: Happy New Year's Bitches, do you want to say Happy
Speaker 1: New Year's not like you did? Well? Fuck you say
Speaker 1: Happy New Year's Day? Say how you want to say? Um? Oh,
Speaker 1: since I just got back from Mexico, I said, Alice, bitch,
Speaker 1: let me tell you wait, I feel Mexican. Honestly, I look,
Speaker 1: you look Mexican. I could do this whole episode of
Speaker 1: The Little Mexican as tang going on. Hey, guys, welcome
Speaker 1: to twenty motherfucking nineteen. We are still here, standing strong.
Speaker 1: We gave you all the best of eighteen, and y'all
Speaker 1: the best and the worst. You know, y'all had to
Speaker 1: relive the therapy moment. But welcome to yeah, another episode
Speaker 1: of horrible decisions. This is your girl, Mandy b a
Speaker 1: k A. All of it, including booty bandit you already
Speaker 1: know um. And I'm sitting across from my co host. Hi,
Speaker 1: my name is Wheezy. Um. I'm not a booty bandit
Speaker 1: only when asked and pushed it into an asshole, do it. Um.
Speaker 1: I am excited to be back like the Sniper. It
Speaker 1: actually seems like we're dropping something on time. But yeah,
Speaker 1: this is our first time back into the studio for
Speaker 1: is this off balance, just like I feel crooked. Bro,
Speaker 1: you know, all of this is just a mess everything.
Speaker 1: I feel like every other podcast that comes in here,
Speaker 1: just like no, they have different ship. Every every podcast
Speaker 1: does different ship. Right, Yeah, that's what it is. So
Speaker 1: would be sucking up our little flat changing the table.
Speaker 1: Oh my man, talking we acause not how to start here.
Speaker 1: Let's go ahead, and I guess I'm going to start Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: So I love talking about that. It's kind of my job. Okay,
Speaker 1: So yesterday, like this is so embarrassing, but I have
Speaker 1: to tell it. I thought I had gone your comedy
Speaker 1: of it. I'm not evenna lie to you. I didn't
Speaker 1: know how it happened, and I was having a panic
Speaker 1: attack because when I went to the bathroom it didn't
Speaker 1: hurt when I paid, but like, I just was feeling
Speaker 1: a sensation that wasn't normal. So I went to the
Speaker 1: place that we went to, which is a walking Dino.
Speaker 1: And this is not an ad, by the way, but
Speaker 1: I learned so much in there that I need to
Speaker 1: tell you all about. And I had an amazing experience.
Speaker 1: So I've been to this guy know several times. If
Speaker 1: you ever listened to our first episode. Dr Sarah's her name,
Speaker 1: got Mandy's condom out and she got mine out when
Speaker 1: I the Hampton's guy. It is on two hundred West
Speaker 1: fifty seventh Street. I just found out it's the first
Speaker 1: walking gyno in the country. Um. But I've only seen
Speaker 1: women in there, women doctors. Um, it's amazing. Um. I
Speaker 1: think I saw a trans girl in there too, and
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, schure. Um. So yeah, I go
Speaker 1: in there. I'm super embarrassed and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: let me pee. So I opened my legs and I'm
Speaker 1: telling her what's going on. She's like, well, it doesn't
Speaker 1: really sound like an STD system because symsdom because I
Speaker 1: guess like normally an STD like you feel like you
Speaker 1: have to pee but you can't pee, So like mine
Speaker 1: was more like U t I ish, which thought that
Speaker 1: wasn't U T I. That's what a U t I
Speaker 1: feels like, is when you feel like you have to
Speaker 1: be but you can't pee. So maybe the fact that
Speaker 1: you were peeing is why she said it wasn't as
Speaker 1: t D symptoms. I don't know, but she just act
Speaker 1: feel like it wasn't. But here's what happened that I
Speaker 1: really appreciate it. I had doctor Melanie who was different,
Speaker 1: and I told her. She wanted to give me a
Speaker 1: culture and I was like, look, I've done pelvic floor
Speaker 1: therapy before. I've talked about on the podcast where I
Speaker 1: had a really hard time having sex. I've had vaginitis.
Speaker 1: It's like pain during sex, and um. They basically stuck
Speaker 1: this thing inside of me that put vibrations up through
Speaker 1: my cervix all through my vagina to help loosen me
Speaker 1: up so that I wouldn't be so tight and gripping
Speaker 1: and hurting myself. So she did something that nobody's ever
Speaker 1: done before. Normally I have to take xanics and stuff
Speaker 1: for paps me rs, I get really bad anxiety, Like
Speaker 1: I'm really nervous about things entering me. I know how
Speaker 1: weird thats because I thought you really liked things in well.
Speaker 1: I don't really use my fingers inside of me. I
Speaker 1: don't use tampons, which people think is crazy, Like it
Speaker 1: really scares me. Excuse a shift on me, bro, I
Speaker 1: don't know what it is, like I want to use tampons,
Speaker 1: but I'm terrified. So anyway, she hands me the swab
Speaker 1: and she's like, I'm gonna leave and you can do
Speaker 1: it yourself. I don't want you to be in here uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: She's like, that's a terrible feeling. But I feel like
Speaker 1: you can do it better than me, and maybe it's
Speaker 1: gonna freak you out if I do it. So here,
Speaker 1: stick it as far as you can get a discharge
Speaker 1: on there so I can test it. No doctor has
Speaker 1: ever done that. She left the room. She gave me
Speaker 1: a few minutes, and I did it myself. He told
Speaker 1: you how far you had to put it up? You yeah,
Speaker 1: and like like she's like, just get it up and
Speaker 1: scrape um. Anyway, So the whole fucking day and night
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, bitch, who I got
Speaker 1: this STD from? Which one of these things? I got
Speaker 1: a text and got my results today? Did you funk
Speaker 1: a lot of things in Mexico? Now? I didn't have
Speaker 1: sex um, but got my urine results back and my
Speaker 1: culture back. Bitch is negative. I'm just happy. That's a
Speaker 1: way to side the new year. It really is the
Speaker 1: negative touches. The next day I got the results. I
Speaker 1: really wanted to pub this place just because like, they
Speaker 1: take you for you and got insurance, bitch, they got
Speaker 1: a plan if you ain't got insurance payment plan. I
Speaker 1: saw it on the bathroom wall, and I'm like really
Speaker 1: grateful for that doctor for letting me do that, because honestly,
Speaker 1: I was having a panic attack. That's good. I was
Speaker 1: shaking on the table, like I was looking up and like, oh, wow,
Speaker 1: where's the xanex? Oh what am I gonna do? Should
Speaker 1: have a shot. I was freaking out. UM, so you
Speaker 1: guys go and check them out. Mandy and I have
Speaker 1: both been there, and it's dooke. Yeah, it was. It
Speaker 1: was cool there. I just um got new insurance. Well
Speaker 1: not just got but I have new insurance now. So
Speaker 1: I have to go through and change my primary and
Speaker 1: all this ship and make sure they I don't think
Speaker 1: I want to keep my same primary. I actually want
Speaker 1: to change up primaries and get maybe one in the city.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm talking about your partner, no my
Speaker 1: primary daughter. UM. And so yeah, I will say my job,
Speaker 1: which has calmed down much more than when I first started.
Speaker 1: UM gave us like two weeks off for vacations. So
Speaker 1: I fucking partied my life away. I want to shout
Speaker 1: out to UM got us unknown. She was at the
Speaker 1: Kwanza Crawl, UM and I saw just quite a lot
Speaker 1: of bit of people shout out to Dustin. He took
Speaker 1: me to the movies on Christmas because we were both lonely. Um.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, y'all, I was lonely as a fuck,
Speaker 1: so bitch, felon bait came over. Dude, I'm not gonna like.
Speaker 1: I don't think away for two dogs two weeks, and
Speaker 1: then I got lone. I got a little lonely, and
Speaker 1: I was like, Ship seven wasn't in town, so I
Speaker 1: was like, what the funk am I gonna do? So,
Speaker 1: bitchall hit up goddamn felling bay. That nigger came over
Speaker 1: and fucking seconds, bitch, no, he came over and laid
Speaker 1: it on me like he never had before. But bitch,
Speaker 1: he had to give you great as not only that,
Speaker 1: he listened to the episode, so he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: so I'm broke and got a shrimp dick. I said,
Speaker 1: I didn't say it was shrimp. I said it was medium,
Speaker 1: not shrimp. Bitch. He made a hit to where I
Speaker 1: was like literally thinking so much like damn its sides
Speaker 1: like not a matter like I was. I was so
Speaker 1: confused the whole time, bitch. And then this is how
Speaker 1: you know, he put it on me and this is
Speaker 1: when the funk I dried the funk up there. He
Speaker 1: asked me for breakfast the next morning. I said, no,
Speaker 1: the fun just because you laid it over he did,
Speaker 1: so you wanted to keep sleeping, witch, I wasn't gonna
Speaker 1: wake up just to cook for him, Okay, like that
Speaker 1: would be honest. You can do. You can order it
Speaker 1: like not you you thought I was gonna him. You
Speaker 1: can order food. House isn't walking distance. You got to
Speaker 1: go to your kitchen. I feel like you don't need
Speaker 1: to ask me to cook for you, like order some
Speaker 1: food like well, he wanted the whole, you know. And
Speaker 1: this is this is just because you I mean, but
Speaker 1: you're lucky to fun. It's my problem. Like I feel
Speaker 1: like because he spent eight years in jail, he loves
Speaker 1: home cooked meals. And I'd be like, you know what
Speaker 1: this is that jail syndrome, like nigga don't want to
Speaker 1: eat nothing like he want a home cooked me And
Speaker 1: I'm like, he did spend eight years in jail, like
Speaker 1: maybe so, bitch he came. But I'm like, I'm holding
Speaker 1: myself from telling this story, bitch, but I don't. I
Speaker 1: gave him soup and a can when he came over,
Speaker 1: because he was hungry when he got there, and bitch
Speaker 1: all I had with soup, so I gave him chicken
Speaker 1: and dumbonds and bitch I seasoned it and I put
Speaker 1: it on said it was because oh, everybody sees in
Speaker 1: their soups. Oh well listen everybody, and got pink Himalayan
Speaker 1: sea salt. That has to be grind. You literally talked
Speaker 1: about making a hot dog soup, so let's not. It
Speaker 1: wasn't hot dog soup. It was Haitian spaghetti. Get your
Speaker 1: ass to hetty date. When you get back to dating
Speaker 1: more black men, she's gonna be funny. Then niggas don't
Speaker 1: want the niggas. I I bet you that I'm making
Speaker 1: hot dogs spaghetti. Damn you. I hate it anyway, anyways,
Speaker 1: he put it, he put it on me. I was
Speaker 1: shocked by I don't want him, so going into the
Speaker 1: new year, I don't. I don't want him, like that
Speaker 1: was my thing. I was like out of me, but
Speaker 1: I was like, you're not boyfriend material. What happened? So? Okay,
Speaker 1: so Scissors is coming in town tomorrow. Okay, We're going
Speaker 1: to Paris together for my birthday. So that's fancy as
Speaker 1: it like just fucking skyrocketed. And I'm so can I
Speaker 1: ask you this? Because this was my problem with dating women?
Speaker 1: What can I be with her? Who the fun pays? Bitch?
Speaker 1: So did you pay your old flight and she paid her?
Speaker 1: Are you flying hut out? Is she flying you out
Speaker 1: when you get there? Are you? Because then the next case,
Speaker 1: aren't you all just friend? So how does this work?
Speaker 1: I bought the ticket? Oh I knew you did beat
Speaker 1: you a try as whole. But now I feel like
Speaker 1: we're splitting it like we've we've split and only because
Speaker 1: we've vacation together since we've been sucking and ship like that,
Speaker 1: Like I mean, I'm sorry, I'm saying it wrong. Before
Speaker 1: we were having sex, we vacation a few times together,
Speaker 1: and like she comes to New York and often we've
Speaker 1: always split things. So I don't know this weekend, well,
Speaker 1: I guess it would have already passed. And I'm on
Speaker 1: my fucking Instagram. I'm in love with you, ship, but
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna take her one night and then because
Speaker 1: she got a new job, So I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: assuming we split. So you're the man on the relationship.
Speaker 1: I assume no. I know you made money and ship,
Speaker 1: but zeem, that's how I worked with you, don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I want to liked you and played a little bit
Speaker 1: more out on a good book the parents home. Bitch.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, I got these flights for four
Speaker 1: hundred bucks round trip, NonStop. But that's not bad. But
Speaker 1: she did Norwegian, so she's gonna just that weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that a lot of time together. It's four to five
Speaker 1: days or whatever. Bro, I've known her for how long
Speaker 1: we dated before? I three guys? Really cool right now
Speaker 1: is because we've been friends for this amount of time
Speaker 1: and then the last part the next person I've dated,
Speaker 1: I wanted to be not a friend of mine, but
Speaker 1: like I wanted more core friendship there, like there to
Speaker 1: be a stronger feeling than Let me ask you this question,
Speaker 1: because I feel like you do want to end up
Speaker 1: with a man. But I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: the girls that you do become intimate with, they're still friends.
Speaker 1: Most of them. We're not gonna talk about love a girl,
Speaker 1: but most of them are still your friends. After How
Speaker 1: are you going? So? How are you going to explain this?
Speaker 1: Because I know a lot of men get jealous knowing
Speaker 1: that I've been intimate with a lot of my friends.
Speaker 1: So Scissors is open more than she was, and we
Speaker 1: dated to threesomes. We've been like betting guys. I sent
Speaker 1: her Beard Bay, she sent me a dude. We're like
Speaker 1: really discussing it and we're into this. I'm starting to realize.
Speaker 1: I had this conversation with a close co worker, my
Speaker 1: work husband, and he was like, could you end up
Speaker 1: with a woman? And I was like, I want to
Speaker 1: know that. I was like, now I'm starting to think,
Speaker 1: not in a pan sexual way, but I think I
Speaker 1: could end up with anyone as long as I could
Speaker 1: have threesomes. Because when I'm with men, I miss women often.
Speaker 1: I want to fun girls all the time. Being with her,
Speaker 1: I want to like have a threesome with her, but
Speaker 1: I don't miss Dick. I canna tell you that I'm
Speaker 1: not thinking about Dick like crazy. I'm not going not
Speaker 1: could you be with a trans person? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I haven't ever been with a non binary person, but
Speaker 1: I don't know. I will say I'm starting to watch
Speaker 1: that more important lately, so it's like, oh, I love
Speaker 1: trans women, trans women in porn be kind of hot,
Speaker 1: but but I don't really know if I have what
Speaker 1: it takes to to be with enough partner to be honest.
Speaker 1: But that's a lot of if you were into the
Speaker 1: threesome realm to where you could still get like, do
Speaker 1: you feel like you're that sexual compatibility has to be
Speaker 1: there in that sense to where you have to be
Speaker 1: able to have threesomes that has That's so like, I
Speaker 1: really ultimately want to try. That's really what I want.
Speaker 1: I would love for us to have a point. Let's
Speaker 1: not get there yet, Bitch, damn you skipping. You're skipping
Speaker 1: the guy that you know, Like, shout out to the people, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm in Mexico. I fucking ran into two people that
Speaker 1: knew who we were, and then that was crazy. This
Speaker 1: girl is just staring at me, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's looking at me because she's black. I got braids.
Speaker 1: You got braids on the beach, and as a bunch
Speaker 1: of Mexican didn't look a little blacker bitch with the braids,
Speaker 1: I will say, I'm yeah, I don't know if that.
Speaker 1: So she was looking at me and I'm on the beach,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, maybe she just wants to hang. Maybe
Speaker 1: she want to hil at you. So then she walks
Speaker 1: over and she's like, are you And before it came
Speaker 1: out her mouth, I was like, no fucking way, dude.
Speaker 1: I was on a very remote beach in Mexico at
Speaker 1: this moment, and I'm like, no, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that many people went there until I
Speaker 1: was on my timeline and a lot of motherfucker's was
Speaker 1: in Mexico. Bitch, well Back and Mouse both hit me up.
Speaker 1: They're like, yo, niggas in Mexico, link up with homies,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Then I'm at another fucking bar and
Speaker 1: cancoon on the street and this black gay dude is
Speaker 1: dancing and I'm like, okay, you better word, but glad
Speaker 1: where y'all from. His man is looking at me and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, don't worry, I ain't pushing up on him.
Speaker 1: He's like, nah, you look a little familiar, and I
Speaker 1: was like the fuck, no way, bitch, let me tell
Speaker 1: you something. I My head was so blown up after that, Mandy.
Speaker 1: I was just like, everybody blown up more than what
Speaker 1: it is already. Shit, I didn't already feel like I'm
Speaker 1: I feel you know what it is. I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm a good person, So that just makes me feel
Speaker 1: like I'm better. I ain't gonna hold you with all
Speaker 1: of the travels we do, bitch. I was in Kansas City.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, oh my god, do y'a bring in live
Speaker 1: show here? Y'all bring Kansas City? But how much does
Speaker 1: how much to bring you all to Kansas City? And
Speaker 1: so I'm talking to management. Do you know that y'all
Speaker 1: gotta understand, like just because we'll be traveling like me
Speaker 1: and we're travelers, like I don't know if he was
Speaker 1: getting that when you was in Denver, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: y'all calm down, like people are just asking were considered
Speaker 1: to show? Like Sam, Yeah, And it's crazy because that's
Speaker 1: these smaller cities like when I go to Atlanta and Miami.
Speaker 1: I get it. But by the way, for those of
Speaker 1: you all that of wrote me, I'm sure you've seen
Speaker 1: the same, like, oh, can we do a podcast while
Speaker 1: we're in that city? Mandy and I are leaving work,
Speaker 1: bitch to fucking get to a place for really a
Speaker 1: day to just be there for y'all one day, Like
Speaker 1: I I literally just had to talk with my with
Speaker 1: my job today, like because I'm entering another busy season
Speaker 1: and I'm like, listen, like if I have to come
Speaker 1: in at eight during the weeks, that I have to
Speaker 1: leave on Friday's early to catch fights, And I told them,
Speaker 1: like I have I'm going on tour, like I told them,
Speaker 1: like it's now being to where I'm being communicative with
Speaker 1: my team that this is what I do. I have
Speaker 1: another job right now. I'm matching my salary with what
Speaker 1: we're doing here. So I'm just like, y'all god to understand.
Speaker 1: So here's where I am with work. I had a
Speaker 1: real saw your god damn Patreon post. So my HR
Speaker 1: and my director knows what I do only because I can't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get fired. Yeah, my team, no,
Speaker 1: but I don't tell anybody else' My direct boss doesn't know.
Speaker 1: People in in the office when I was doing those,
Speaker 1: they just be seeing me with a bag and I
Speaker 1: just may'd be like, where are you going. I'd be
Speaker 1: like to see my Like I don't feel like it's
Speaker 1: anyone's business. The company I was in before, I've been
Speaker 1: with them six years and they were way more liberal,
Speaker 1: So like they can google me and listen to the
Speaker 1: show and be like, A, how you're funny? These people
Speaker 1: I don't know. Um, plus I know like a lot
Speaker 1: of them voted for Trump. Oh, speaking of that bitch.
Speaker 1: When I was in Mexico, let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: Mexicans are so fucking woke Manica. I went to this
Speaker 1: thing called a sinote, which is basically like this cave
Speaker 1: where water is like in I don't know, you go
Speaker 1: in there. Their ancestors revitalized in there. I jumped in
Speaker 1: there with my clothes and felt free. I even opened
Speaker 1: my pussy up. I was like, put someone that energy
Speaker 1: in there. Anyway. This guy was like, listen, like we um,
Speaker 1: we don't necessarily have to be religious people to know that,
Speaker 1: you know, we're all here is like we're we're human,
Speaker 1: not on some all lives matter ship, but like it's
Speaker 1: been really hard with American tourism to just live and
Speaker 1: work through this and not feel angry. He's like so
Speaker 1: I'm sure. Yeah, He's like they want to put that
Speaker 1: fucking wall up, but we still want to go there,
Speaker 1: and and we've been such good people and like Americans
Speaker 1: love our culture, but like want us out and I
Speaker 1: love Tacosh. Don't bit give me some brow. How do
Speaker 1: you cultural appropriation? Sh When I went to motherfucker Vietnam,
Speaker 1: I said, I need the cone hat. I need to
Speaker 1: wear it. Give you a cold hat. I don't know
Speaker 1: whatever it's called. Bit you know, you know what, I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're trying to be funny. That's that
Speaker 1: little dumb shit. Huh right, No I do. I do
Speaker 1: sauce the red sauce um Mexican foods lit. And he's like,
Speaker 1: you know, we've had to learn how to let go
Speaker 1: and be good people just to you so that you
Speaker 1: can go back and tell people that that we are
Speaker 1: good people. We can't tell that to Trump. Trump ain't listener,
Speaker 1: but I feel him because he's just like, imagine if everybody,
Speaker 1: imagine if it was black people, just the African nation,
Speaker 1: and they're like, what can I do? Am I gonna
Speaker 1: hate all y'all? Like when you come to African, AM
Speaker 1: gonna show you love so you can tell them like
Speaker 1: we're not fucking crazy. And now you're in some outback ship.
Speaker 1: And I loved it. Um to Loom. Whereas the city,
Speaker 1: it was a city I went to bitch. It was
Speaker 1: like the hamp Is, though the drinks actually went back
Speaker 1: up to fifteen dollars. I was like, oh no, I
Speaker 1: go back and go to Mexico. Mexico, but that's what
Speaker 1: I like being in Thailand. Bitch. I was popping bottles
Speaker 1: in Thailand. Sixty dollars in the CLI, give me three
Speaker 1: bottles right here we each other the best pace I've
Speaker 1: ever been in my life. Europe. Want to get on
Speaker 1: a trip for twenty nineteen. As we talked about these
Speaker 1: New Year's resolutions, I would one thousand percent suggest Thailand.
Speaker 1: It's super cheap. Once you get out there, you could
Speaker 1: have a motherfuckering villa for like a hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: dollars a night. There was nothing better. I loved it.
Speaker 1: Had a pool of my villa. Bitch. I walked outside.
Speaker 1: There was a motherfucker pools up standing downstairs, and we
Speaker 1: had chefs cooking at breakfast on twenty a night, hope,
Speaker 1: and we split that three ways. Ask about me, how
Speaker 1: did you get I'll get massages every day for two hours?
Speaker 1: Did I tell you? I got at my third massage
Speaker 1: of the day right now. I was doing this thing
Speaker 1: with my back and ladies like, what's wrong? How many
Speaker 1: mass She was like, you can't keep doing that? I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I'm mad I didn't get a happy
Speaker 1: end any one out there. I was searching, but they
Speaker 1: only really give them to men I don't know about.
Speaker 1: I do want to ask real quick before we transition,
Speaker 1: your top three places you've ever been? In my top
Speaker 1: three top three places I've ever been, I would one
Speaker 1: thousand percent say South Africa. I thought it was one
Speaker 1: of the most beautiful places I've been, with a lot
Speaker 1: of history. I enjoyed the museums more than anything there.
Speaker 1: Of course, Thailand, um so the parts of Thailand. I
Speaker 1: went to Pouquette three times, and I went to Bangkok twice.
Speaker 1: I would say Pouquette was where I did the island hopping.
Speaker 1: And then the third place, I'm honestly gonna say because
Speaker 1: the people were the nicest ever would be the Philippines,
Speaker 1: even those third world philip And they were so nice
Speaker 1: and they spoke the best English, bitch of all the
Speaker 1: because they've got customer service. Unlock my nigga. Well the Philippines,
Speaker 1: was you Caano? I like got it? Okay, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for calling a t N tant that minimurecause
Speaker 1: out here saying that ever, give me get that men
Speaker 1: a mark because Amanda would have acted the motherfuck up
Speaker 1: bit you did, said the whole goddamn sh it like
Speaker 1: you don't yo, God damn mine up in here, bitch.
Speaker 1: I didn't even say it. Don't believe that one part.
Speaker 1: Not believe the whole guys voice was good. Buck your boys,
Speaker 1: American Express two day all be Filipino right, would not
Speaker 1: be cussing about like I thought, just saying out and dress.
Speaker 1: So my top three, um Thailand. I actually preferred Bangkok
Speaker 1: to Pouquette, but I like more than like the city vibe,
Speaker 1: and I didn't go to Changmar. I kind of want
Speaker 1: to do that. Also, if you plan on visiting Thailand,
Speaker 1: definitely go to an elephant sanctuary. I made the mistake
Speaker 1: of doing that but not really looking into it, and
Speaker 1: like I saw them like hit one of the elephants
Speaker 1: and sucked me up too. I went to Croatia for
Speaker 1: a rave Ultra Europe and that ship is like the Thailand,
Speaker 1: the Bangkoko fucking Europe. Everything was cheap, but they have
Speaker 1: like yahweek out there. It's all these fucking rich people
Speaker 1: spending no money and no black people. So that's for
Speaker 1: the twenty six white listeners who said there's no black people.
Speaker 1: Know there's black people in there was Afrikans in c
Speaker 1: yet there wasn't a lot of black people. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say in suloom when I went to Mexico, by
Speaker 1: the way, but there was a ton of black people
Speaker 1: on Camcoon apply. Um. The third I liked Budapest a
Speaker 1: lot that was one of the like kind of Thailandy
Speaker 1: Europe places is mad cheep. Like we had an airbnb
Speaker 1: that was like three bedrooms. It reminded me of a
Speaker 1: w hotel. And it was like a hundred a night.
Speaker 1: Oh that's not bad. Yeah, Okay, So we're gonna go ahead,
Speaker 1: hopefully y'all can get to any of those places. We're
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and get into our vanilla ships. And
Speaker 1: although it airs ship tonight, UM I kind of wanted
Speaker 1: to do a preface of our thoughts on surviving R Kelly.
Speaker 1: If you guys do not know, there is a docuseries
Speaker 1: coming out on Lifetime and it's about motherfucking surviving R Kelly.
Speaker 1: So he's been in the talks a lot in the
Speaker 1: news lately regarding um Ship, specifically what hoarding women in
Speaker 1: his house. UM to say and so basically the new
Speaker 1: documents series Surviving R. Kelly premier tonight. The series features
Speaker 1: interviews with women like Kitty Jones and Kelly's ex wife
Speaker 1: Andrea Kelly, who have spoken publicly about the singer's history
Speaker 1: of alleged abuse his wife. His ex wife is on
Speaker 1: there too, yes, and so she's on their crying. I
Speaker 1: did see a recent interview with her, I want to say,
Speaker 1: it was on the reel and she was crying basically
Speaker 1: talking about how she has PTSD when she sees hummers
Speaker 1: because he choked her so bad in the back of
Speaker 1: a hummer she thought she was gonna lose her life.
Speaker 1: So it's pretty I have a feeling like that about
Speaker 1: a gas station I ran to with my ex c
Speaker 1: and the ship is real, and so I wanted to
Speaker 1: bring it up because I wanted to know what your
Speaker 1: thoughts were, UM of the women coming forward in this sense,
Speaker 1: just because we do talk about UM. We have had
Speaker 1: sexual well, we have had sexual assault victims on here,
Speaker 1: and so a lot of people on Twitter and a
Speaker 1: lot of things that I've been seeing, They're like, why
Speaker 1: are these women not running to the courts or present charges.
Speaker 1: Why do a document series on it, and so I
Speaker 1: kind of want to know what your thoughts were as
Speaker 1: far as maybe the therapeutic aspect or beneficial aspect of
Speaker 1: doing it this way instead of going in present charges.
Speaker 1: I get it right, because you have these rich people
Speaker 1: that like you're going to sue them, and like, kind
Speaker 1: of what do you get out of it? Sometimes that
Speaker 1: may not feel like enough, So you feel like something
Speaker 1: like that happening is humiliating. Like when I was abused,
Speaker 1: I was humiliated, So what did I want to do?
Speaker 1: Kind of the same. And whether that's I didn't look
Speaker 1: at it that way necessarily good, maybe it's not. But
Speaker 1: I can understand wanting to do that because you get
Speaker 1: to hurt that person back. Not saying it's right, but
Speaker 1: and so a lot of people price to pay for
Speaker 1: with these women, and so a lot of people are saying, um,
Speaker 1: and this is I'm honestly going to stay off of
Speaker 1: Twitter tonight because just so many of the opinions to
Speaker 1: me were disgusting, and of course there was a lot
Speaker 1: of victim blaming going on. UM. But I feel that
Speaker 1: it's quite funny that now out of nowhere people have
Speaker 1: such trust in our just a system and they have
Speaker 1: faith that what will happen. No, that's what they're saying.
Speaker 1: They should go to jail, take it to take it
Speaker 1: to court. He can go to jail. But if a
Speaker 1: lot of people look at what r. Kelly has been
Speaker 1: through in the past. He went to jail when there
Speaker 1: was video fucking evidence of him pissing on a teenage girl.
Speaker 1: He married a fifteen year old o Leah. He called
Speaker 1: himself the pie Piper. He's come out of it. But
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, So why can't they do? But well, no,
Speaker 1: the thing is he's been to jail, not to jail,
Speaker 1: but he's been to court already on charges of fucking
Speaker 1: an underage girl. So and with another thing, he was
Speaker 1: talking about trust to justice system. Sometimes if all I
Speaker 1: have is a story, there's nothing I can What am
Speaker 1: I gonna do proof they're gonna want? You're right? Like,
Speaker 1: what am I gonna say? This was your word against mine?
Speaker 1: Was the battle to that? The same way Bill Cosby
Speaker 1: came down because all of the women came forward. If
Speaker 1: multiple women came forward for this document series, why didn't
Speaker 1: they just come together for a court case, Because then
Speaker 1: all of their stories against him, which kind of worked
Speaker 1: against Bill Cosby. I don't know why, you know. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying that it can't happen, but I could just
Speaker 1: see the opportunity presenting itself. You get to tell women
Speaker 1: about this person that did something to you, and mainly, like,
Speaker 1: here's the thing, a lot of people still support R Kelly.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie his his album was playing earlier
Speaker 1: on my phone. I said, I gotta delete that. Spotify
Speaker 1: took him off, right, Bich, I have Apple iTunes, I think,
Speaker 1: I mean too. I don't have use Spotify for that's it.
Speaker 1: I only have Spotify. Shout out Rory Mall. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so to me, it's gonna be interesting to see this.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can sit through. Apparently it's
Speaker 1: three nights, like two hours each, six hours of women crying,
Speaker 1: sharing their experiences with this man. I'm not gonna watch it,
Speaker 1: you said. I mean, I'm gonna watch at least one
Speaker 1: of the episodes because I would like to see their
Speaker 1: stories and and kind of get a grasp of it.
Speaker 1: But what you said, it probably makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: I'll a sense of humiliation makes sense. If I had
Speaker 1: to pick one the person that hurt me, if I
Speaker 1: had to pick him going to jail for a year,
Speaker 1: or I had to pick him being humiliated or people
Speaker 1: knowing it would be one year. Bitch, he would get
Speaker 1: at least ten. I don't think he would get at
Speaker 1: least ten for hitting me and doing the ship heated
Speaker 1: to me. I don't think I was gonna say they
Speaker 1: like rape and how much do they get rape? And
Speaker 1: like physical abuse and domestic violence? How much do those
Speaker 1: normally run for people that go to jail, Do they
Speaker 1: go to jail? Yeah, Chad Johnson at jail plan, But
Speaker 1: I'm saying did did did Chris Brown go to jail
Speaker 1: or just community service? Right? Yeah? We're The reason I
Speaker 1: mentioned my story not in this terms of rape was
Speaker 1: because you mentioned the X wife where he choked her
Speaker 1: in the hump. If I had to pick one, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would rather him be embarrassed. That makes a lot. Okay,
Speaker 1: So that makes sense. I have could at least say
Speaker 1: I think I've forgiven him. I didn't for get, Like
Speaker 1: I've forgiven to the point where I can like he's apologized,
Speaker 1: I've been through therapy, he paid for some of it.
Speaker 1: I was able to let go and like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't get angry about it anymore. There are moments where
Speaker 1: I'm like, little things will happen, But if I had
Speaker 1: to pick one, even in this moment, you would do uh.
Speaker 1: You would tell the story and try to humiliate him
Speaker 1: over when you're done with someone like that. Like one
Speaker 1: of my home girls broke up with a guy she's dating,
Speaker 1: and she's like, all these girls are writing me now
Speaker 1: and telling me how how terrible he was and how
Speaker 1: they're so happy for me. Now. When it happened to me,
Speaker 1: all these people you know, would write me and talk
Speaker 1: about how he wasn't ship. Girls told me how they
Speaker 1: were sucking him when he was with me. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: why are you telling me now? Like why do y'all
Speaker 1: come to women once they're done and then tell oh,
Speaker 1: good for you because blah blah blah blah blah. If
Speaker 1: you really have viable information about a nigga being trash,
Speaker 1: do some new diligence and tell a bitch. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you right the funk now. You know what's crazy? I
Speaker 1: disagree because if I'm dating a trash as nigga, I
Speaker 1: don't need all y'all holes telling me he try Let me.
Speaker 1: Let me enjoy my trash until why why I tell
Speaker 1: me after? Then just shut the funk up? Like if
Speaker 1: you're okay telling you after a stupid yeah, like that's
Speaker 1: what That's what happened. Maybe right, Okay. I probably wouldn't
Speaker 1: listen to someone that was like, you know, he'd be
Speaker 1: hitting bitches. Probably wouldn't. But you wouldn't listen if someone
Speaker 1: tried to warn you and say he'd be hitting bitches?
Speaker 1: What you would you would if someone says you take
Speaker 1: that as a warning, that's a good point. I just
Speaker 1: I'm trying to imagine, in my highlight of in love
Speaker 1: with him, if someone saying, you know, he hit bitches,
Speaker 1: you're gonna say what a nigger that another woman is
Speaker 1: saying he hits women? Do you believe? Do I believe it?
Speaker 1: That's the thing this is, But this is the problem
Speaker 1: that I'm seeing on Twitter. Do you know how many
Speaker 1: people are saying do I believe what these women are saying? No? No,
Speaker 1: I was saying, like, like you think I'm saying in
Speaker 1: my moment of love, they're not me today. In that
Speaker 1: moment I was twenty years old, what I really believed
Speaker 1: I want to talk about now? I don't How would
Speaker 1: you respond now? You're dating a man. Now you get
Speaker 1: and you get someone that hits like hits you up
Speaker 1: with social media. I have a page whatever, and it's
Speaker 1: like maybe not even a private page, an open page
Speaker 1: to where she's letting you know, listen, I don't in
Speaker 1: the past, I've been hit too much where I don't
Speaker 1: know if I can say at all, Like I don't
Speaker 1: even know if I would ask, which is awful, but
Speaker 1: like I don't even think I could ask. I think
Speaker 1: i'd be like you wouldn't ask him, like I don't
Speaker 1: even know, Like I would obviously have him explain it.
Speaker 1: But then I'm just almost getting angry at the idea
Speaker 1: of someone being like oh nah. But like with her,
Speaker 1: it was just like you know, I pushed, like yeah,
Speaker 1: that would drive mean us to just knowing that someone
Speaker 1: thought you were too aggressive is like fucking yeah, I
Speaker 1: would have a problem, would no, no, no. So I
Speaker 1: was talking about in that moment, I was young and
Speaker 1: dumb and in love, and in that moment, could I
Speaker 1: believed it if someone really wrote me, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was so brainwashed, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. And I think that that's funny that you
Speaker 1: say this because This was my other point to even
Speaker 1: the women that are now coming forward to talk about r. Kelly,
Speaker 1: they were all so young when they met him, that
Speaker 1: our minds, as far as emotionally, sexually, intimately, what we
Speaker 1: feel as our connection with somebody at eighteen to twenty
Speaker 1: is completely different than even us at six. It's completely different.
Speaker 1: So a lot of people are like those women had
Speaker 1: the decision to move in with him, and they chose
Speaker 1: the way you think. I can't even it almost makes
Speaker 1: me want to cry thinking about it. I won't, but
Speaker 1: I've said the words. I've said the words like, oh,
Speaker 1: he never punched me, so it's okay, Like he never
Speaker 1: closed his fist. That's what I would That's what I
Speaker 1: would say to a young therapist, Like we went a
Speaker 1: couple of therapy and the therapist saw how I was
Speaker 1: reacting to him and then saw me alone, was like,
Speaker 1: does he hit you? And I'm like, waiting for a
Speaker 1: second's answer, I'm like, yeah, he doesn't like like make
Speaker 1: marks on me. He doesn't like punch me or make
Speaker 1: me bleed, and he's looking at me like bitch. You know.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's what these women are doing now
Speaker 1: though as adults now they're reflecting back on what the
Speaker 1: fuss was happening to them and they know that this
Speaker 1: is not right. It's not right. Bro therapy will make
Speaker 1: you really be I was like, well, I'm excited if
Speaker 1: you guys have on demand because by the time this
Speaker 1: episode drop, all three series will be UM released. So
Speaker 1: I'm excited to maybe get your thoughts in the comment
Speaker 1: section on what you guys think of the docuseries. I
Speaker 1: will be checking it out. Um So, we're gonna go
Speaker 1: ahead and go into our kink of the week. As
Speaker 1: y'all know, every week we have a kink where we
Speaker 1: try to normalize ship and let y'all know that y'all
Speaker 1: maybe normal if this is you. Um So, the kink
Speaker 1: for this week is for nylons. The nylon fetish commonly
Speaker 1: accompanies a foot fetish, and if y'all know, bitch, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to make money off my feet for nineteen you'ven
Speaker 1: seeing my little fee post bit you'll see my ship.
Speaker 1: My little fee posts don't make money on the bitch
Speaker 1: making niggas pay for my pedicure and ship get my
Speaker 1: cash app going like here my toes, y'all like these
Speaker 1: little white cocaine bitches and bitch, I'll put a crylic
Speaker 1: on my big toe, bitch, that should make my pedicure
Speaker 1: like six. Never put because see, your toes is long.
Speaker 1: You got a little long, skinny toes, But my my
Speaker 1: big toe is like rounded off, while all my other
Speaker 1: toes are squared off, and I just hate how it looks.
Speaker 1: I look like I gotta go with a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of squares, so I want to square it off like
Speaker 1: the rest of my squares. Bitch. Um so, but you
Speaker 1: imagine it was sucking on them ships and he'd be
Speaker 1: like this tastes like ha, shut the buck up. Anyways,
Speaker 1: Guys as far as nylon one with a nylon fetish
Speaker 1: may enjoy the look and feeling of toes, feet, and
Speaker 1: legs wrapped tightly in nylon stockings. They may want to
Speaker 1: smell the nylons or have them shoved in their mouth.
Speaker 1: I've seen that important. The latter use is a terrific
Speaker 1: way to shut someone up. If you're into b DSM,
Speaker 1: have the dominant partner tie you up to the bed
Speaker 1: and shove stuck stockings in your mouth, or use them
Speaker 1: as a blindfold. For I know that's been taking forever
Speaker 1: Nilons can also be used if you don't mind the
Speaker 1: likelihood that you'll ruin them for where to tie one
Speaker 1: another up as a form of bondage. While bondage is
Speaker 1: a kink, using nylons for bondage is separate than having
Speaker 1: a nylon fetish in which the nylons themselves produced the
Speaker 1: sexual arousal. Rather than did I ever show you the
Speaker 1: nylon over the face? You did with the guy just
Speaker 1: had a crazy I'll show you this guy I knew
Speaker 1: I had a crazy fetish for nylons, Like he was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, where them? And I could take a
Speaker 1: rip of off you? And I wonder if this is
Speaker 1: similar to because I've had a lot of guys request
Speaker 1: like full body like fishnet stockings. I don't think they're Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw this look, isn't that disgusting? This is a
Speaker 1: picture of hope. That's another that's another on it right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is no, no, no, it's a girl. So the
Speaker 1: girl he was, he had put her put her stockings
Speaker 1: over her face, and he came on it. Jesus. He
Speaker 1: loved that ship. And I didn't know about his fetish
Speaker 1: until we had sex, and then he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: the next time. Well, that makes sense because when used
Speaker 1: to show me like your little black and white artistic
Speaker 1: news always had like fishnets are stockings are like? Which
Speaker 1: that's hot? Like that makes sense. I know he liked
Speaker 1: to come on it, and then once he started doing it,
Speaker 1: I was like this, it is getting weird. Don't be saying,
Speaker 1: don't be kinsh man, Look how's she gonna kick? Don't
Speaker 1: eat king shame? Really, I don't like perry and blood.
Speaker 1: What's the problem say your face? Just because you are
Speaker 1: here eating bloody period and y'a't eat it? You it
Speaker 1: was there, you look around of it, and I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm as a person that's had a tampon where obviously
Speaker 1: I can't. Oh my god. So I don't mind if
Speaker 1: you wear one. I'm still gonna eat your blood. I
Speaker 1: see it. If I don't shame, you're blody, your blood, poins,
Speaker 1: quarters pacils, no kind of sen and if it's no
Speaker 1: sense and I have no scent, I'm gonna eat that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Like the clip, I'm not saying, I'm gonna eat the whole.
Speaker 1: I'm not looking pussy hole this bloody I'm looking click,
Speaker 1: it's just click. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry, I'm disgusted because
Speaker 1: what happens is I am a tampon wear. So I
Speaker 1: noticed because I try to play with my pussy, even
Speaker 1: on like day two, even though I shouldn't. And when
Speaker 1: I play with my pussy with a tampon in when
Speaker 1: I really get wet from watching the porn, I still
Speaker 1: secrete past the tampon and my pussy gets wet so
Speaker 1: and then bitch, I'll be looking to still be under
Speaker 1: my nails sometimes, so it'd be coming out of that
Speaker 1: goddamn tampon. I don't care. Had no tampon, no bad
Speaker 1: my cocaine white nails. Blood under white nails is not
Speaker 1: cute because then I'm looking in this dirty and it's like,
Speaker 1: what's that? What's that? Mandy? Is that? Uh? I painted
Speaker 1: my room? That is disgusting. So we finally made We
Speaker 1: finally made it to the horrible decision for the week.
Speaker 1: I know, y'all like, God, damn this episode long as bitch. Nope,
Speaker 1: y'all still hour. Nope, we're on time. Actually it's twenty nineteen,
Speaker 1: and y'allhos are not getting longer episodes. Just so you know,
Speaker 1: we're still sticking to the script here, bitch, I don't know. Wow,
Speaker 1: people do two or three hours? Me neither? Like, if
Speaker 1: you cut me the Joe butt and Spotify check, obviously
Speaker 1: I'll sit here. But like we need double we need
Speaker 1: double Joe to sit and talk to you for two hours. Also,
Speaker 1: it's three people maybe that makes in Parks it's four.
Speaker 1: Then you got to say von to do the research.
Speaker 1: We didn't even gotta say von, bitch. We didn't hear
Speaker 1: googling while we're talking. This ship is a lot of work,
Speaker 1: which we can't do that ship. But Weezy Loki don't
Speaker 1: like splitting percentages. We've been dealing with this ship right now,
Speaker 1: so let me make your laugh. Listen. She don't want
Speaker 1: to give nobody She got games she don't want. She
Speaker 1: don't want a thirty seven thirty seven something. Melt When
Speaker 1: I tell you fifty fifty, she like, bitch, worth, can
Speaker 1: we go over a hundred percent? Because I don't want
Speaker 1: to give anyone else sitting maybe? And I had a
Speaker 1: conference call today with the deal we're working, and I like,
Speaker 1: I feel like me and you personally have been doing
Speaker 1: really good with like listening to each other and communicating.
Speaker 1: But once I know they wanted someone to live to
Speaker 1: our money. Bitch. I was like, oh no, oh no,
Speaker 1: but this is this is all bro. We'll have someone
Speaker 1: coming and say, yeah, so we're interested in taking fifteen percent,
Speaker 1: which is lower than here go. Weasy not, bitch, We're
Speaker 1: gonna get thirteen and a half. Tell them go back
Speaker 1: thirteen and a half. What bitch is the jew and
Speaker 1: to Okay, it's true all right too. I really believe
Speaker 1: wholeheartedly that if someone comes to me, I don't have
Speaker 1: to I didn't write you. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: If I didn't hit you up and ask you to
Speaker 1: help me, and you know that two years down the
Speaker 1: road you want to funk with horrible decisions. You want
Speaker 1: to do this for us and ship like that. Take
Speaker 1: the dip on the two percent because we've been doing
Speaker 1: this whole ship without management, and I feel like we
Speaker 1: deserve that larger cut. Plus we already got to split
Speaker 1: the ship now, so I'm I'm big on piece of mind,
Speaker 1: and bitch, if we ain't got to do all the
Speaker 1: work that we've been doing, like for the last two years,
Speaker 1: and we can bring in more money, like here go
Speaker 1: your fifteen percent, niggas I'm cool on fifteen with new
Speaker 1: work but old work, and I hear you, but you
Speaker 1: know what, Yeah, let's let's go ahead. We don't get
Speaker 1: into the horrible decision because now we're get in real business. E.
Speaker 1: It's just a saleswoman. Can't as someone who's been selling
Speaker 1: my whole career. You know, I never got a degree,
Speaker 1: like I've literally paid my way and worked my way
Speaker 1: up the ladder from selling. I can't be sold, bro,
Speaker 1: you can't sell me and be like, oh yeah, but
Speaker 1: we've got our pr didn't you anyway? Exactly? I know,
Speaker 1: let's get you one bedroom money. I was like, let's
Speaker 1: get it too. I hate you. So we're gonna go ahead, guys,
Speaker 1: and we are going to get again Happy New Year.
Speaker 1: We're doing our New Year's sex resolution for this episode.
Speaker 1: You couldn't. I am very first one. I think they're great,
Speaker 1: so the first one yeah, but the second one really shocked.
Speaker 1: The second one is where I've been lately. So um,
Speaker 1: we're gonna start off. We're both gonna tell you guys
Speaker 1: our sexual our our New Year's sex resolutions. Wheezy and
Speaker 1: I both picked out two. And then, as you guys know,
Speaker 1: if you interact with us on social media. We posted
Speaker 1: to our Instagram page and my personal page, UM some
Speaker 1: other sex resolutions, and we're gonna share some of yours
Speaker 1: this episode as well. So I guess we'll go back
Speaker 1: and forth. I do want to do okay, So my
Speaker 1: first UM New Year's sex resolution is that I will
Speaker 1: stay current in my sexual health visits and urge my
Speaker 1: partners to do the same current UM current would be
Speaker 1: every three months UM or if I have unprotected sex,
Speaker 1: I will say maybe within four weeks of that, because
Speaker 1: it still does take time for symptoms to occur or
Speaker 1: for it to show. Like you're midtown working right and
Speaker 1: so like um and that place fifty seven. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: well and there's a lot of options. And bitch, I
Speaker 1: got good as benefits, bitch, so I just like, and
Speaker 1: let me tell you how good my benefits are real quick, bitch.
Speaker 1: I went. I had so I have signed us issues
Speaker 1: with my nose my ears. Y'all know I have ear issues.
Speaker 1: I'm tone deaf or whatever. But I had really bad
Speaker 1: ship happening with my nose. So I went to the
Speaker 1: e n T and they prescribed me all of these
Speaker 1: sinus medications from my nose and bitch, I went in
Speaker 1: with my motherfucking here my prescription card, bitch, pay less
Speaker 1: than two dollars. Hope. I was like, that is almost
Speaker 1: like only MEDICAI got chieap ship like that good insurance? Well,
Speaker 1: now I know I got good insurance, hope. So I
Speaker 1: don't lie to you. I think about that. Today we
Speaker 1: were talking a I was like, do you know how
Speaker 1: I have a fucking corporate card swipe? So don't you
Speaker 1: have to pay? Then? I do. I'll be working on uh.
Speaker 1: But um, so I really want to be more aware.
Speaker 1: So because last year I was going to the doctor
Speaker 1: so much because I was preparing for my surgery, they
Speaker 1: were testing me so fucking much because I was going
Speaker 1: to the doctor to make sure I was cool before surgery.
Speaker 1: After about my five month mark and getting all of
Speaker 1: my post surgery visits done, I will say I kind
Speaker 1: of slipped with checking all myself. Um and even though
Speaker 1: I do wear condoms, bitch, I I swallow, so I
Speaker 1: probably should still be fucking getting checked up. I feel
Speaker 1: like condoms are not all the way, um, you know guaranteed.
Speaker 1: So I will say that that's mine. I added the
Speaker 1: partners thing in there because I don't think that as
Speaker 1: we have grown with this podcast and as we've been
Speaker 1: advocates of sex, I will say it's been less of
Speaker 1: a conversation. Oh they smoking so loud out there, Oh
Speaker 1: you smell it. Yeah, it has been less in my
Speaker 1: personal life where I've been advocating for men to get tested.
Speaker 1: So I feel like that's something I want to change.
Speaker 1: Is to where I hopefully I got a boyfriend, but
Speaker 1: if I continue with multiple partners, I do want to
Speaker 1: urge them to get tested the same way I like.
Speaker 1: Getting tested is so scary. Yesterday I was in the
Speaker 1: waiting room just looking at niggas like I've been thinking
Speaker 1: of who I gave hand jobs to, bitch, Like I
Speaker 1: feel like maybe it could have seek through my pores,
Speaker 1: like I've been thinking of everything I did. Basically, I
Speaker 1: was dreading the most, calling and texting whoever it was like,
Speaker 1: because I would have to tell the last few I
Speaker 1: don't know. I got tested in October, so that that's
Speaker 1: still yet. I still that three and two and again
Speaker 1: it's the nerve working part to be like, yo, I
Speaker 1: got tested, I got this, you might need to get
Speaker 1: tested like that. Have very hard conversation and I really
Speaker 1: appreciate one from the Stockings guy and I didn't have anything.
Speaker 1: We hadn't had sex in five months. It was like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I know this is we but I just want to
Speaker 1: tell you in case you haven't been tested. Can I
Speaker 1: say something in regards to that. Though this was during
Speaker 1: the time, um, and this is no shade. I want
Speaker 1: you to know, this isn't shade, goddamnit. But this was
Speaker 1: also the time when you were dealing with white men,
Speaker 1: and I feel like, unfortunately the stigma in the black community. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: of course, But I'm just saying black men when it
Speaker 1: comes to results, and because a lot of black men
Speaker 1: were taken to doctors as younger, because we don't grow
Speaker 1: up with health benefits. We don't have that, so we
Speaker 1: don't talk about about I don't even think more than
Speaker 1: it's the doctor, like even in the house. I think
Speaker 1: it's more about being communicative about sex. Yeah, like I agree,
Speaker 1: like that text I got, like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I ever get I agreed, No, but yeah, they'll be
Speaker 1: like you good, I'm good, And that's where it's ups
Speaker 1: and that's not how it should be. So I want
Speaker 1: to be more of an advocate for getting more black
Speaker 1: men look not like I'm sucking all y'all, but to
Speaker 1: get at least the ones that I'm dealing with to
Speaker 1: take their health more seriously. I mean you, we got
Speaker 1: to encourage our front was it's mental health. I'm not
Speaker 1: gone even and listen and I listen. I I love
Speaker 1: my um reality shows, as y'all know, Real Housewives of
Speaker 1: Atlanta is my ship. And Greg Nini's husband had colon cancer.
Speaker 1: And so I literally just saw an episode, it was
Speaker 1: last week's episode where he sat in front of his
Speaker 1: son's and was like, listen, I'm telling you now, go
Speaker 1: get tested. And so that's even a thing. I know
Speaker 1: a lot of black men don't want anything, but colon
Speaker 1: cancer is very prevalent in the black community. UM, who
Speaker 1: was Jonathan Menna? Didn't he combat combat? Had it? Um?
Speaker 1: And I know Menta was very vocal of going to
Speaker 1: get tested right after. So outside of STDs guys, especially
Speaker 1: all of the men that listened to this show, I
Speaker 1: think that it's serious to take your health serious. I've
Speaker 1: been talking about my health and my family, so you know,
Speaker 1: I've been talking about my aunt with her cancer, very
Speaker 1: in cancer, and then my mom was telling me, my
Speaker 1: mom is a lot older. Right, my mom had me
Speaker 1: at forty. She was like, yeah, like I couldn't have kids,
Speaker 1: like the way that my service was like like all
Speaker 1: these issues and like I got fucking pussy issues in
Speaker 1: my family, like you know, god forbid, I can't have kids.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna sit here and be like, wow, I
Speaker 1: used all of those content, right, Um, so what is
Speaker 1: your New Years sex resolution? So? Oh yeah, since I'm
Speaker 1: interested in a tryad, I'm going to focus on making
Speaker 1: sure the sexual partners I have in my life are
Speaker 1: compatible people and or be open to guest starring. Now,
Speaker 1: so I like to explain a triad for our listeners. So,
Speaker 1: a triad is a three way relationship. I don't consider
Speaker 1: myself Polly because Polly is you know what. I hate
Speaker 1: to say this, but Polly shipped to me, is very
Speaker 1: hippie like, and as much as I'm all about that,
Speaker 1: sometimes like I don't really like the way that it is.
Speaker 1: Like I've been to Polly parties and I can't wait
Speaker 1: to Kingdom come on because he's Polly, and I can't
Speaker 1: wait for you guys to have that Conversayah. I mean
Speaker 1: I don't very well though, I don't do I don't
Speaker 1: want um. Polly to me is being more open about
Speaker 1: the partner's felling love. Iisha, my friend that came on
Speaker 1: for the episode with Astley the girl in the Wheelchair.
Speaker 1: She talked about how being Polly is being able to
Speaker 1: fall in love with another partner. Not my vibe that
Speaker 1: I want to do. That's why I'm definitely not And
Speaker 1: I feel like sharing that much love is like a
Speaker 1: lot of work and to me, that's not that much love.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you is only but still be we know,
Speaker 1: don't do it as ill, so don't do it. Um.
Speaker 1: I definitely want to start, you know, having a tryad again,
Speaker 1: Like I really liked what I had with Collett and
Speaker 1: Nick and um it was dope. Um So, so I
Speaker 1: haven't really talked to Scissors about the tryad. I will
Speaker 1: this weekend. I'm talking about three sums. I'm warming that
Speaker 1: pussy up. Uh. The next thing I mentioned there was
Speaker 1: the guest starring I. As y'all probably have heard, I'm
Speaker 1: like really not open to like guests starting. I love
Speaker 1: having my own threesomes with someone that I've already know
Speaker 1: and I'm very connected to because I really love a
Speaker 1: strong emotional bond during sex. So I like to have
Speaker 1: one of the people in that threesomb someone I know
Speaker 1: because I enjoy watching someone I care about get off.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to like really look at couples more than
Speaker 1: I ever have, like in a very intense way. Like
Speaker 1: and when I was in Saltom in Mexico, I was
Speaker 1: looking at like every couple sitting down and like like
Speaker 1: making jokes about like I'm going to reach out to
Speaker 1: dub because I feel more into joining couples now, right,
Speaker 1: you know what this is? What is it? We're busy,
Speaker 1: it's fun, and so I just want to get off
Speaker 1: and I still want my pussy and I want my dick,
Speaker 1: and you're beautiful, let's do it. You know. They're like,
Speaker 1: so couples are so excited, Like I can only speak
Speaker 1: for myself. Going on a couple of days, you treat
Speaker 1: someone to it right, like you're so excited to be
Speaker 1: around them. You're already with two people that are like
Speaker 1: really in love, are really happy to be with you,
Speaker 1: that have a good sexual chemistry. So you're just like, oh,
Speaker 1: done deal, Like these two I'm freaky. So they know
Speaker 1: I'm going to amp it up like to Actually, there's
Speaker 1: a couple now I can't say, because there's a whole
Speaker 1: lot that I can't say. So let's get off. Let's
Speaker 1: get off the topic. I can't talk about me either,
Speaker 1: No my topic. You're a couple's famous. No, oh, possibly
Speaker 1: my couple not famous, but they're well known. If it
Speaker 1: ain't Will and Jada, who I don't give a fault. Well, like,
Speaker 1: I feel like I can't say, don't say, but I
Speaker 1: want to describe what they look like. I can't. You
Speaker 1: can't do that either. We're going to get the codes
Speaker 1: of horrible decisions right now. We got codes to live
Speaker 1: by somebody. But you know, I'm looking at what you're saying,
Speaker 1: and you said that you want to make sure that
Speaker 1: they are compatible. How do you feel like? Get back
Speaker 1: um scissors and blue check? For example, I could see
Speaker 1: them being very compatible because they're both really lovely, kissy,
Speaker 1: touchy beard Bay and her. I'm not sure they both
Speaker 1: think each other is really good looking, and they both
Speaker 1: said that to me. But I don't know. You've had
Speaker 1: sex with both of them, you don't know if it
Speaker 1: would be compatible right, not the way they both fuck.
Speaker 1: So I'm just like, now, there are certain people I
Speaker 1: have had sex with that make me think of like
Speaker 1: for her and blahlah blah. Actually, when I was sucking
Speaker 1: beard Bay recently, I was thinking about her, and I
Speaker 1: told him too during sex. I was like, I wish
Speaker 1: I was eating pussy right now, That's what I said.
Speaker 1: He was like, are you doing that? But that's a
Speaker 1: that's get I said, I wish I was fussy on
Speaker 1: my face and he was like, I guess that. I
Speaker 1: guess that's a sexy way to say I did. I
Speaker 1: just you know, I missed her. But also so yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to make sure that, like when I started
Speaker 1: meeting men here in New York, that I know if
Speaker 1: I'm working with them, because like I will really want
Speaker 1: to share the two like that she would work with
Speaker 1: them too. Um. Also, I really want her to move
Speaker 1: to New York. So there's that, Oh Jesus, And I
Speaker 1: feel like you're gonna pay the bills for that whole
Speaker 1: I didn't say that. I told her about to pay
Speaker 1: the bills to have a bitch movement. I already told
Speaker 1: her how much she could spend and I'll stand the rest. See,
Speaker 1: she gonna spend seventy percent, bitch, I just need you
Speaker 1: to pay the utilities. I didn't sell like bitch paying
Speaker 1: for grocery that you're telling invol a thousand bucks, I'm
Speaker 1: assuming they're probably gonna pay the rest. You a trick trick.
Speaker 1: I'm not a trick trick. It's just like a big transition.
Speaker 1: You better say this, goddamn John, because you ain't gonna
Speaker 1: have me working harder with here paying for bitches bills.
Speaker 1: So I just need to do to know that real quick. Um. Anyways, guys,
Speaker 1: so my second UM New Year's sex resolution is that
Speaker 1: I want to prioritize an emotional connection over a sexual connection. UM.
Speaker 1: And this is something that's that I've been working on
Speaker 1: with myself actually for the last couple of months. I
Speaker 1: am in a place now where I do want a relationship.
Speaker 1: I want a partner. UM. I would be open, of
Speaker 1: course still to the swinging and the sex clubs and
Speaker 1: things of that nature, but I'm really focused on a
Speaker 1: partner UM. And I even had this conversation with my
Speaker 1: mom because my mom thought I had commitment issues or
Speaker 1: whatever the funk. She really thought I had something going
Speaker 1: on and I needed therapy for Like She's like, I
Speaker 1: just don't understand. So this is this is the problem
Speaker 1: that I've had over the years, and I'm not even
Speaker 1: gonna lie to you. Um, I'll be completely honest. A
Speaker 1: lot of the relationships that I had even while I
Speaker 1: was in school, when I moved from Atlanta to Miami
Speaker 1: to New York, a lot of the men in my
Speaker 1: life were already in relationships, but I had financial gain
Speaker 1: with them. They would help me with my bills, they
Speaker 1: would help me with classes if I needed, and I
Speaker 1: was very dependent on men for financial reasons to where
Speaker 1: I didn't want to get into a relationship with a
Speaker 1: man knowing that I was still receiving help from other men.
Speaker 1: I never wanted to go into a relationship cheating, and
Speaker 1: I never wanted to give myself to someone who couldn't
Speaker 1: make up for what other men were doing in my life.
Speaker 1: I'm now to the point I ain't even gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: Bit so little ball player was in town. Bitch offered
Speaker 1: me five hundred dollars for the head and which I
Speaker 1: didn't even moved, because you know what, the first thought
Speaker 1: in my head was, I was like, wait, bitch, I
Speaker 1: make more than that for a sixty second at home, Like,
Speaker 1: oh I got seconds, bitch, I'm making more than five
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. So no, I don't want to suck your
Speaker 1: dick for no five hundred dollars. So in my mind,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm making money now. Money isn't my driver
Speaker 1: to be intimate with a man or even deal with
Speaker 1: they asses. I want a genuine emotional connection to a man,
Speaker 1: and finances are now not an issue. I don't need
Speaker 1: to depend on a man for anything in my life.
Speaker 1: So oh, I'm loving it. Like I no longer have
Speaker 1: a roommate, and so I'm really about to just take
Speaker 1: on the bills of a two bedroom and I'm considering
Speaker 1: maybe doing airbnb from time to time. But I even
Speaker 1: want to change the second room into an office, like
Speaker 1: I want to do a guest bedroom in the office.
Speaker 1: I'm making enough now, yeah, bitch, and I ain't moving
Speaker 1: bit I'm saying, what the funk man he's been? It's comfortable. Like,
Speaker 1: so I'm to the point now where you can also
Speaker 1: do something that's really economical. It's like renting your room
Speaker 1: from for like subletting, yeah, maybe two months at a
Speaker 1: time and then taking a break and living on my own.
Speaker 1: I was thinking that doing it like the touring months. Yeah, um,
Speaker 1: but as far as me doing a self reflection on myself.
Speaker 1: I talk about vetting a lot on this show, and
Speaker 1: I feel like I seek such a sexual connection with
Speaker 1: men that that's a lot of my conversation and beginning
Speaker 1: to make sure they're open to the things that I
Speaker 1: want to do, as far as finger and a booty
Speaker 1: hole and let me be the booty band and that
Speaker 1: I praised to be. But I now know that I
Speaker 1: want to genuinely like to be around a person. There's
Speaker 1: so many niggas I fuck and we funck great, and
Speaker 1: I love you while I'm sucking you, and then I'm
Speaker 1: ready for you to go. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: around you. I don't want you to be my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Even what I just said with Fella Bay, I was
Speaker 1: frustrated that it's just like why do I why? I
Speaker 1: want to like your ass and I want you to
Speaker 1: be my nigga, Like I don't want to just keep
Speaker 1: having these great sexual chemistry with multiple band here. I
Speaker 1: don't want that. Here's the other thing too, that I
Speaker 1: think maybe some of you are listening or whatever, Maybe
Speaker 1: you mean you rite when you start emotional connections first, bro,
Speaker 1: it's crazy, like the sexes is better The only reason
Speaker 1: I can attest to this is because I've had sex
Speaker 1: with people that I used to funk that I don't
Speaker 1: care about anywhere. I'm like, damn, this ain't good way
Speaker 1: just because like I cared so much, like that ship
Speaker 1: is really really good, and that's why I don't like
Speaker 1: Fellon based. So I was shot when that nigger came back.
Speaker 1: I really didn't like that nigg even more than in
Speaker 1: and I told him as he can't made me come ever,
Speaker 1: I had to tell him. I said, yeah, but that
Speaker 1: was good. But I think he was trying to prove
Speaker 1: he ain't got a shrimp dick. I would suggest like
Speaker 1: more than you know. I know, like people think by
Speaker 1: the way that noise right there during during Ashley's episode,
Speaker 1: they were like, somebody's phone keep going off. This is
Speaker 1: someone who is never going to make it, and they're
Speaker 1: playing is about to be not you know, I'm going
Speaker 1: to let them know that we're recording it and I
Speaker 1: don't do that. I absolutely I am going to have
Speaker 1: my let me speak to the manager voice. But anyway,
Speaker 1: so what is down? What is your last um New
Speaker 1: Year's sex resolution? So uh wow, they turn it down?
Speaker 1: That kick work. I want to work on having a
Speaker 1: tantric sex experience. I've been trying to find someone that
Speaker 1: does tantric sex. So COLLECT told me about this experience
Speaker 1: she had with a couple where they I just said,
Speaker 1: I don't like hippie ship, but they basically went in
Speaker 1: this circle. They like one person looked at each other
Speaker 1: with like each eye and ship and they like focused
Speaker 1: on their breath and it was like super intense. And
Speaker 1: she said that the girl came without being touched on
Speaker 1: her pussy and like people that have tantric sex can
Speaker 1: have orgasms like that. So I really want to do that. Um,
Speaker 1: I've heard about people giving tantric massages at sex clubs
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, and you know, Jeeves gave me
Speaker 1: that laby a massage, which fucking came like crazy, even
Speaker 1: though that's touching my vagina. But yeah, I really want
Speaker 1: to have an experience like that. UM, I'm thinking that
Speaker 1: I'm going to actually, uh, you can't really want to
Speaker 1: say it. You're gonna pay for it. As you've been
Speaker 1: wanting to pay for a sex, You're about to pay
Speaker 1: for a girlfriend. Go ahead and pay for sex. I'm
Speaker 1: not paying for a girlfriend. But I did find this
Speaker 1: I'm not playing with you, so you may as well
Speaker 1: just wait till King Noir's in town. She didn't tell
Speaker 1: her yet, but he gives it Tan Trick massages. Oh
Speaker 1: and we might get a differ. We work with him,
Speaker 1: we might get a discount. I can't do that with
Speaker 1: someone like you, don't, bro. I love a girl on
Speaker 1: the show like y'all wasn't sucking y'all was no I know,
Speaker 1: but like by the series, I'm not opposed to like
Speaker 1: fucking a guest. Don't care. You can let everybody know
Speaker 1: how to dick is because it looks beautiful on video. Bitch,
Speaker 1: you know what that is? His dick looks amazingly good.
Speaker 1: Option don't he live in Florida. He'll be up here
Speaker 1: next week. We haven't Maybe me and scissors, Oh maybe
Speaker 1: you could both of you that I didn't ask for
Speaker 1: asked for a Tan Trick experience, Bitch, I wouldn't pay
Speaker 1: for sex. I would pay for an experience. Trying to
Speaker 1: get me called up home? I know, well, I want
Speaker 1: to share um some two thousand nineteen sex resolutions from
Speaker 1: Eavy on Whitney. She actually inspired this episode and I
Speaker 1: really love her. Three we could get her on right.
Speaker 1: She's a girl of a black girl. The dates the
Speaker 1: white guy married is she um, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: found in California, was on Twitter. But her three was
Speaker 1: I will give myself permission to want the sex that
Speaker 1: I want. I love that because I feel like we
Speaker 1: don't allow ourselves to be these things that she doesn't
Speaker 1: live in New York. Yeah, I like Um. The other
Speaker 1: one is I will not say yes to sex. I
Speaker 1: don't want to have, bitch, which is why I ain't
Speaker 1: suck that dick for five hunt. All that resonated with me, bitch.
Speaker 1: And then the other which I didn't want to suck
Speaker 1: his dick. I said, I just had a lot of sex.
Speaker 1: Actually I'm good. Um. The other the last one says,
Speaker 1: I will prioritize plus advocate for my pleasure. And I
Speaker 1: love that because I just have a lot of stuf
Speaker 1: and please other people. I went to that power and
Speaker 1: Pleasure and porn thing with Liz Goldwyn and um Erica Lust,
Speaker 1: who if y'all have heard me talk about her, does
Speaker 1: feminist porn. Erica Lust mentioned during the porn seminar that
Speaker 1: she focuses on the woman's face during orgasm and also
Speaker 1: puts the camera on men's faces so you can see
Speaker 1: them because we don't get to see men and porn
Speaker 1: and ship like that. But basically saying, like most porn
Speaker 1: that we watch is not center around the female workasm
Speaker 1: at all. A matter of fact, nothing really happens shot
Speaker 1: when a woman doesn't come, it's just like, okay, it's
Speaker 1: kind of on you. But when men don't come, it's
Speaker 1: a failure. So that's a great resolution to have. I think.
Speaker 1: My friend Rashida said the same ship I do like
Speaker 1: that on our Instagram post. I do like that, So um,
Speaker 1: Rachel Stewart arts shout out to you. She said that
Speaker 1: her sex resolution is to actually have some without attachment,
Speaker 1: learning how to be casual. So that's actually opposite from
Speaker 1: what I said. Someone else said the moment I stopped
Speaker 1: centering male orgasms in my sex life, it got better.
Speaker 1: So feel free to steal that one, y'all. Um. That
Speaker 1: was from oh MC sheet that's your friend, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Another one is from just the fucking Best. She said,
Speaker 1: I will have sex not to be in a romantic relationship,
Speaker 1: but because I deserve my body to be touched on.
Speaker 1: Human contact is so important. That's why I cannot have sex.
Speaker 1: It's like just too casual because like I came more
Speaker 1: intimacy by the way. I had a sexual experience with
Speaker 1: Jeeves recently. Yes, I said that name fell baby, and
Speaker 1: you know we no no, no, no, no, he just
Speaker 1: came back in town, so I wanted to say, I
Speaker 1: did not focus on his orgasm at all, and like
Speaker 1: he came hard as book. So we're having sex or wait,
Speaker 1: we were having sex the second time. We already fucked.
Speaker 1: We were in bed and I was kind of tired
Speaker 1: and he now we use condoms, right because we're not
Speaker 1: each other's partners anymore primary or anything. So like I
Speaker 1: was tired of being sucked with a condom. I really
Speaker 1: didn't like that feeling. And he fox his dick is huge.
Speaker 1: So I literally, after sucking his dick, just stopped, got
Speaker 1: on his face like backwards almost like sixty nine and
Speaker 1: like damn near suffocated that nia and wrote his face
Speaker 1: to like him. And he kept telling me like use
Speaker 1: his tongue. He just like opened his song like and
Speaker 1: just told me to get off on it until I
Speaker 1: came and he became just by me doing issue. It
Speaker 1: was crazy. I think that that men get so turned
Speaker 1: on when the women one. And I think the bigger
Speaker 1: part about that is, though, is women knowing how to
Speaker 1: please themselves. That a big like women that don't really
Speaker 1: know how to get off didn't expect a man to
Speaker 1: do it. It's so ridiculous. I have some a friend
Speaker 1: in my life who is having trouble reaching orgasm and
Speaker 1: like she doesn't know how to get off on her own,
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, bro, you got you got. You
Speaker 1: gotta know how to please yourself. And I've said that too,
Speaker 1: with masturbating and touching yourself and really knowing when what
Speaker 1: turns you on, because you have to be able to
Speaker 1: communicate that your partner, bury your dad, earning your body
Speaker 1: for women that have always been like that, that's it
Speaker 1: I want to shout out to with you bringing up
Speaker 1: head Um. The Black Martha Underscore says she wants to
Speaker 1: stop working with men that won't eat pussy. I know
Speaker 1: that's right, sist, even though y'all know I don't care
Speaker 1: about that. Ship um you know, and probably one of
Speaker 1: the best ones. I love this from Jamaican Meet Crazy.
Speaker 1: In other words, we are not fake moaning or faking orgasms. Ladies,
Speaker 1: let that motherfucker know you didn't come, don't be skirt
Speaker 1: And I think that that's very that should be the mode.
Speaker 1: There is, by the way, way to say that you
Speaker 1: didn't get off. Oh, I tell him, I ain't come
Speaker 1: like just like I have you touched the dudes on
Speaker 1: a little nice like so I know you're you're in
Speaker 1: your refractory period. Not refractory. Oh, but this is true
Speaker 1: factory period women once they come, it can heighten us
Speaker 1: to have even stronger orgasm with the second time. Men
Speaker 1: when they come have a refractory period if they need
Speaker 1: time before I can go back up and up again.
Speaker 1: I'm like, and I am open and willing of a
Speaker 1: participant to get a world sex from you. I'm just
Speaker 1: setting it out, speaking of um, the refractory period. I
Speaker 1: just sucked an old guy from the past. Um, that's
Speaker 1: not old guys, No, he's um. He's not very much
Speaker 1: older than me. But I sucked him and made him
Speaker 1: get up three times, acted back to back to back.
Speaker 1: And I just wanted to say this, um because his
Speaker 1: stepdad listen to the show and so does his mama.
Speaker 1: And he ain't told y'all we'll be fucking. He just
Speaker 1: said we're friends because he don't know that. Y'all know
Speaker 1: he a freak, but he is. He lived in d C.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm gonna say. But step Daddy and Mama,
Speaker 1: y'all listen to the show. Hey, So does he know
Speaker 1: I'm talking about him? Um? I want to make sure
Speaker 1: in his past he did. Now he's an accountant, tip tip, pintint. Anyways, guys, um,
Speaker 1: we're gonna hop into the wholemail. Bitch, I felt the
Speaker 1: type what my mama doesn't. Your mama needs to know
Speaker 1: you a freak nigga? Yes? Anyways, Oh my god, they
Speaker 1: listened to the show. Bitch about to come to the
Speaker 1: show in d C too, So we're gonna get into
Speaker 1: the homemail revery quick before we get out. So, hey, ladies, questions.
Speaker 1: So I've recently started talking back to my ex. We
Speaker 1: haven't had sex yet, it's been two years since the
Speaker 1: last breakup, but we've been talking about it. Well. In
Speaker 1: the last two years, I've been introduced to some wild,
Speaker 1: nasty sex and I can't turn back now. How can
Speaker 1: I comfortably introduce these new things into the bedroom? To him?
Speaker 1: The sex has always been great between us. He has
Speaker 1: the skills, lenked and girth, but I'm ready to take
Speaker 1: to take turn damn all was doing good. I sounded great.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to turn it up and not you added
Speaker 1: an extra word in there. Sis love you, ladies, and
Speaker 1: I'm excited about receiving your feedback. Sincerely, a nasty bit
Speaker 1: x O x o x O. So I like this
Speaker 1: question because I feel like when you stop working with
Speaker 1: a guy for a while, you get other sex partners
Speaker 1: and they turn your little ass out and then you
Speaker 1: gotta go back to the vanilla. So what, bitch gonna
Speaker 1: be honest? I like, so now for a second, and
Speaker 1: I literally was like, please let Mandy recap. Nope, not
Speaker 1: gonna recap it. Hop, Okay, so other sexual partners then
Speaker 1: you go back. Fuck you. This is gonna be all
Speaker 1: my advice. Now get your old phone, bitch, because let
Speaker 1: me start. So I've passed mad question like that, I
Speaker 1: got this, give it, get you get your own phone.
Speaker 1: It's in the email. I will not recap because I
Speaker 1: did a great job that it wasn't even bad like
Speaker 1: you're reading like where he was super fast and nobody
Speaker 1: can know what you're saying. I did a great because
Speaker 1: I skin reading with my mouth, bitch, I'm reading mothers
Speaker 1: and jail. Okay, what are we gonna do? Window? Um,
Speaker 1: So basically for that if you guys had good sex already,
Speaker 1: this is something that actually just recently happened to me.
Speaker 1: There was a guy that I was talking Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's easy, but you would have known if you listen.
Speaker 1: But there was a guy that I was talking about
Speaker 1: eight years ago. This was when I was like nineteen
Speaker 1: and twenty. We recently rekindled and we talked about how
Speaker 1: great our sex was eight years ago, and I let
Speaker 1: him know, listen, the freak that you remember me for,
Speaker 1: that's why you back in my phone. I'm a little
Speaker 1: bit more of a freak now. And kind of I
Speaker 1: just opened up to him, like, so I've tried new
Speaker 1: things since we last years ago, and how like, what
Speaker 1: has changed with you during this time? Seeing what experiences
Speaker 1: he's had, telling him the experiences I've had, and then
Speaker 1: after sharing those things and opening up about our sexual
Speaker 1: history for the last you know, eight years or two
Speaker 1: years in your case, then it was just like, would
Speaker 1: you be open to these things? Are these things that
Speaker 1: you would try? So again, it's just a dialogue. It's
Speaker 1: asking him where his penis has been for the last
Speaker 1: two years and if he's tried anything different, and you
Speaker 1: just opening up about yours so ahead now that you
Speaker 1: skimmed down. I had to do that with scissors actually recently.
Speaker 1: So we hadn't sucked in maybe five years. And when
Speaker 1: we had sex, it was amazing, right, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: holy sh it, like what the funk? Like it was
Speaker 1: good when like this. So the next day we're as
Speaker 1: some juice bar and like we're laughing about it, and
Speaker 1: like then it comes time to discuss, like, bitch, like
Speaker 1: that was fucking dope, like what you've been doing really,
Speaker 1: you know? And then that's when I learned, like she's
Speaker 1: been coming close to threesomes, but it hasn't happened, and
Speaker 1: we're being more open about, you know, the sex we've
Speaker 1: had with other women. I was open about, um, how
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of women like penetration and
Speaker 1: I can't offer that. I don't know how to do it.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is too much like spreading the
Speaker 1: fingers and all that. Like I really don't like fisting
Speaker 1: and fingering, so that hasn't worked for me. And we're
Speaker 1: like going back and forth with it, and I treated
Speaker 1: it like a new girl. Yeah, I think that that's
Speaker 1: how she should treat this X. You should treat him
Speaker 1: honestly like a new partner. If you've gone through all
Speaker 1: of these new freaky experiences over the last two years,
Speaker 1: you're not the same person. He may not be unless
Speaker 1: he was giving that boring dick the whole time. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Something is don't grow as fast as
Speaker 1: maybe women were. I feel like we're more open to
Speaker 1: trying things, especially when we meet a man who's open
Speaker 1: to trying things. I even open to trying things more
Speaker 1: than it is normally. Men are the ones to teach.
Speaker 1: It seems like during sex, I hear that sound bad.
Speaker 1: That didn't fund bad. I do like younger guys because
Speaker 1: they're open to it. Exploring. Had a Mandy moment. I
Speaker 1: was in the airport and this te Mandy moment. What
Speaker 1: then is this? So? What? Out? There was all these
Speaker 1: like tall as sniggers around like damn, what's going on? Yes?
Speaker 1: It was Cornell okay, and so none of them going
Speaker 1: to the league. Wow, they're alive and more white. Actually
Speaker 1: I believe it. I was looking around and I was like, who,
Speaker 1: So I'm at the Chick fil A line, I'm at
Speaker 1: the airport on a layover at Philly and I was
Speaker 1: looking at it one of them. I was like, how
Speaker 1: do you? And he was like how do you? I
Speaker 1: was like, nick, I asked you first. He's like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be twenty in a month. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I mean you have to skip ahead to that's when
Speaker 1: you know they're young. They can't just tell you the age.
Speaker 1: I'm about to be twenty one, I'm about to be
Speaker 1: like about to be bitch. That was me, I'm about
Speaker 1: to be five years no. Uh So to shorten it up, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would definitely treat him as though he's a new partner.
Speaker 1: When you have a new partner, how do you talk
Speaker 1: about sex and things like that if you don't be
Speaker 1: open to communicating. But make it a whole new thing,
Speaker 1: like where we left off. Jeeves like it's been months,
Speaker 1: but I was like, Yo, tell me where you've been.
Speaker 1: We've been fucking what's it been like? Tell me your
Speaker 1: new ship. I want to give you'all homework for those
Speaker 1: of you listening, Um, let's make twenty nineteen the year
Speaker 1: of communicating homework one. What's the homework one? You ain't
Speaker 1: no matter if my homework you said, let's got them
Speaker 1: cut my homework assignment off. I got a homework and
Speaker 1: sigmon too. Remember homework assignment. It's on part, it's on
Speaker 1: brands with yours so specifically obviously more communicate. But if
Speaker 1: you've been with someone for five years or five weeks,
Speaker 1: I would ask them a fantasy that they've never told
Speaker 1: anyone and message it to us, tweeted to us, write
Speaker 1: it on an Instagram comment. Let's like share what's the
Speaker 1: dirty ship that people think about? That's cute because I
Speaker 1: had a dream about getting pistol on the other night.
Speaker 1: Oh a lot of did dad. I could share with
Speaker 1: you my stories. I had a dream about, Oh you
Speaker 1: want to golden shower? I don't want it, but I
Speaker 1: wonder why I dreamt it. Maybe something was leaking from
Speaker 1: your silver. It was in Mexico and I we get
Speaker 1: out of here. We do want to let y'all know, bitch,
Speaker 1: we're going on tour. Y'all know we're going on tour.
Speaker 1: We want to see all of you guys in person,
Speaker 1: in human form, come be horns with us. Um we
Speaker 1: are kicking off d C. We got two shows, y'all,
Speaker 1: four to six and eight to ten back to back.
Speaker 1: They sold out. I think for one of the shows
Speaker 1: we got like maybe less than tendive. You patron, you
Speaker 1: have access to tickets. But even though other than that,
Speaker 1: there it's pretty sold out. It's pretty quiet for d C. Y'all,
Speaker 1: y'all came out strong. I'm excited to see y'all. Um,
Speaker 1: we are going to go ahead and be back in
Speaker 1: motherfucker a t L in um February, So February catch
Speaker 1: us in a t L. We are possibly changing the
Speaker 1: Miami dates, guys, so we hope none of y'all a
Speaker 1: bought tickets or flights yet for Miami on the six
Speaker 1: were possibly changing that date. Um. We also do have
Speaker 1: information coming up for a New York show. Fine to
Speaker 1: lead boom boom bam. We're really sorry. It's just that
Speaker 1: we we want to do one big show for New York.
Speaker 1: So it means finding a large enough that. By the way,
Speaker 1: if y'all know a place, we don't like standing room.
Speaker 1: We feel like it really ruins an experience. We wear heels.
Speaker 1: We want you all to be cute at our standing
Speaker 1: ruins the experience, it does. Yeah, I just we're trying
Speaker 1: to find a place as accommodating enough for y'all to
Speaker 1: where we don't have to do like multiple showtimes to
Speaker 1: where we sold out fucking in two weeks the last one.
Speaker 1: So we definitely just wanna get a larger venue. So
Speaker 1: we're we are doing New York. Um, we'll see you
Speaker 1: guys in Chicago. UM, that is March thirty. Guys, there
Speaker 1: is what maybe twenty tickets left for the second show
Speaker 1: and that and then that both of those are sold out. Patreon,
Speaker 1: We Patreon, we did save some four so if you
Speaker 1: guys want to come to a sold out city and
Speaker 1: you're not a Patreon yet, if you just go ahead
Speaker 1: and become a subscriber, we these handling that you guys
Speaker 1: will also get v I P seating. UM, we'll save
Speaker 1: those extra tickets to add that to the v I
Speaker 1: P count UM, just so that they could sit up close.
Speaker 1: Because we appreciate you guys. Without you guys, we couldn't
Speaker 1: be doing this tour. I'm not even gonna hold y'all.
Speaker 1: The Patreon money that we receive is funding this tour
Speaker 1: and we appreciate you guys so much. UM. And then
Speaker 1: l A the l A stop is also coming up
Speaker 1: also y'all. Motherfucker's in Canada. Toronto. We like a third
Speaker 1: slowed out, but it ain't going as fast. So if
Speaker 1: y'all really wants to come, because bitch'all cancel that home.
Speaker 1: We got like two weeks to call about that. Dude.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, if Canada don't show the funk up,
Speaker 1: we're probably not gonna come to Toronto. Come up, y'all
Speaker 1: gotta hurt you up. It's just not enough. So if
Speaker 1: um we can go ahead and get Toronto, tell you
Speaker 1: right now, we can take that day making New York beach. Um.
Speaker 1: So March nine, we are in Toronto, were in the
Speaker 1: sixth Bitch, We're gonna have Drake com Drake Go Come, y'all, bitch,
Speaker 1: Drake Go Come. Speaking of l A. Mandy, I think
Speaker 1: said it's gonna be around May, so'll be then. Uh
Speaker 1: oh February March, I'm gonna be doing the Team podcast.
Speaker 1: They're really sweet girls. They hit me up. They're gonna
Speaker 1: have their first live show, um, like an anniversary like
Speaker 1: to start their podcast. So if you guys live in
Speaker 1: New Haven, Connecticut, which I don't know, I've had some
Speaker 1: nigga that's the only thirty minute drive from the Bronx
Speaker 1: and alf so I think, oh, I'd be fucking Bridgeport niggas. Huh,
Speaker 1: what's the one that's like thirty minutes from the Bronx
Speaker 1: New Haven? Did you all the way down Louis Side?
Speaker 1: That's probably why take you about forty five minutes draw
Speaker 1: to my house. So yeah, that makes say, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be out there and I think I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna spend the night because no Um. Speaking of Patreon
Speaker 1: and like those people who have helped us, you guys
Speaker 1: are about to hear a clip from our last Patreon
Speaker 1: episode that we did. I believe this episode one where
Speaker 1: Sharon Is actually stayed after the show. We had Patreon
Speaker 1: listeners sending us questions, send questions into us, and then
Speaker 1: he pretty much interviewed us and to you guys, really
Speaker 1: liked his voice, he really got He interviewed us really well.
Speaker 1: And for you guys who are all caught up with
Speaker 1: us and maybe want to become more intimate, not not
Speaker 1: intimate like six but wheezy um post a lot of
Speaker 1: all her personal feelings and lie um in life. We
Speaker 1: are considering vlogging more on there. And then there are
Speaker 1: what episodes of bonus and content and episodes tears that
Speaker 1: we have for five bucks, you get our bonus content, right,
Speaker 1: So two episodes a month. Very soon we only need
Speaker 1: another seventy people. We're gonna be dropping three episodes a month,
Speaker 1: so after every episode on a Monday, we're gonna be
Speaker 1: starting that in February. You will then have a Patreon
Speaker 1: episode too. Then listen to We've got to be recording
Speaker 1: seven episodes a month. About to see each other too much?
Speaker 1: Jesus bucks. All right, we have merch that we sent
Speaker 1: you after four months. And also I am now doing
Speaker 1: live calls with some of you too. Walk me through
Speaker 1: episodes where we fucked up, where we need improvement, where
Speaker 1: you want to see us do different things, and pretty
Speaker 1: much tell me what you want from horrible decisions. And
Speaker 1: I've made some outlines that I'm going to be reviewing
Speaker 1: with y'all and y'all tell me if you like them
Speaker 1: or not. So so look, y'all could be producers at
Speaker 1: the show. Hope pretty good. But yeah, we want to
Speaker 1: thank all of you guys. Were excited to see you
Speaker 1: guys on tour, and we hope that you guys become
Speaker 1: patrons and continue supporting horrible decisions for twenty nineteen. As
Speaker 1: you guys know, this has been yet another episode of
Speaker 1: horrible decisions by Love for More. I mean we can
Speaker 1: take it upon ourselves before women to kind of before this,
Speaker 1: before we finalize this. You coming over. Are you spending
Speaker 1: the night? Oh? I asked, Actually, kidnapp, I say you're
Speaker 1: staying with me, and people don't ask. I mean, do
Speaker 1: you know That's why a lot of women get upset
Speaker 1: when they go over to nigga and he'd be like, so,
Speaker 1: what's you got going on? So what you're doing there?
Speaker 1: Either way, if a nigga comes over to like, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I don't want to be fucked, and
Speaker 1: then nigga right after you me you putting your tins
Speaker 1: back on the head out. No, I always make it
Speaker 1: very clear because I get up at like six, like
Speaker 1: gim and oh yeah, I do let to know. You
Speaker 1: gotta leave when I leave. I don't mind somebody you're bullshit,
Speaker 1: I'm not leaving then I'm not really hosting you in
Speaker 1: my home. But thing now, this is what saying, This
Speaker 1: is what saved me a lot. Like now, like as
Speaker 1: I've got noted, like I asked myself outlook and like
Speaker 1: assess the situation, and I'm like, do I want to
Speaker 1: spend time with this girl after I suck her? And
Speaker 1: that's what makes me say I will fu this girl
Speaker 1: now if I don't want to spend time when I
Speaker 1: after I her and I'm not going to have sex
Speaker 1: with her because the whole process afterwards, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I don't when I come. But but for me, it's
Speaker 1: like I don't like the feeling, like as soon as
Speaker 1: I know, I don't like the feeling of being like
Speaker 1: will I do this or like yeah, That's that's why
Speaker 1: I won't even think that good. Even if it's like
Speaker 1: I've had a really good sex and felt guilty after
Speaker 1: and been like, oh I am yeah, you never have
Speaker 1: That's one I feel bad. Like there's niggas that I
Speaker 1: sucked in. It was great, but then he starts talking
Speaker 1: and I'm like, damn, nigger, you just like I feel
Speaker 1: like like you that intellectuality man like niggas like stupid ship.
Speaker 1: But I've said this on the show. I'm very shallow.
Speaker 1: I like good looking niggas, and so unfortunately there are
Speaker 1: like good looking guys that I've been with and it's
Speaker 1: just like once they start talking, it's like just don't talk.
Speaker 1: But that's it could be growing. So for me, that's
Speaker 1: a conversation. Yeah, the hot guys be dumb as fun.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're smart, but them niggas be
Speaker 1: dumb as fucked tall as fine as just why why
Speaker 1: are you so fine? I'm not. But I also feel
Speaker 1: like I look good. So it's a subjective thing. But
Speaker 1: you're an actor, this could be an act good point people.
Speaker 1: I love this. I flip it on them. So like
Speaker 1: people's jobs, like you know, like politicians, lawyers, whatever, whatever
Speaker 1: y'all do. Y'all lie to hide the truth. Actors lie
Speaker 1: to tell the truth. That's cute, whatever that whatever, yeah whatever.
Speaker 1: Now you're an audition like listening, you know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about? Na, they don't real quick? Uh. George asks
Speaker 1: if you could create a male clone version of this
Speaker 1: dumb ask question. I don't even know what would you, George?
Speaker 1: You dumb? Your clone? How do you envision it going down?
Speaker 1: My clone? Oh? I like light sea niggas, So my
Speaker 1: clone will have a big old dick, but a dark
Speaker 1: dick because most of my light skin niggas got like
Speaker 1: they did a little darker than their whole body. I like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's kind of just the touch. It's just a touch,
Speaker 1: like my strap on his dark skin. And I feel
Speaker 1: like it's okay because that's what happens. M So my clone,
Speaker 1: my clone is like, my clone will be six ft
Speaker 1: seven because I feel like that's like a perfect heist,
Speaker 1: Like you'll look too crazy crazy, but you look tall,
Speaker 1: like people still be like like the niggas that too
Speaker 1: tall can't do ship bro in real life, So like
Speaker 1: I can still some a bitch can still buy me
Speaker 1: shoes because my shoes might still be in the store.
Speaker 1: Like when you're too tall, you got a special order ship.
Speaker 1: I would have a big dick. I think I would
Speaker 1: be very like I think I would let my hair grow.
Speaker 1: I might have dreads. I ain't gonna hold you because
Speaker 1: I like with here, just make it the same thing
Speaker 1: that she was over with in Orlando. She wants to
Speaker 1: create out of herself. That reason, lue check your contract.
Speaker 1: I went to okay, low key. You know we stayed riding.
Speaker 1: So why why why do you feel like why do
Speaker 1: you think people always asking you off y'allun around just
Speaker 1: because we're sexual I think the same reason I don't.
Speaker 1: I disagree. I think it's our attention. I don't know,
Speaker 1: because you'll be arguing to like some couples, y'all gay
Speaker 1: as hell, we do it. We argue like I know,
Speaker 1: you'll suck around, eyes cannot roll good good, halleluj you're
Speaker 1: no okay, hold on, all right? Do you guys have
Speaker 1: has there ever been guys that are like you have
Speaker 1: had similar taste for where you are both like I'll say, so,
Speaker 1: I'll sit here and say we've maybe had similar taste,
Speaker 1: but I will say for both of us, like, first off,
Speaker 1: and I was much bigger than I am now, so
Speaker 1: we've never been We've never looked the same. Niggas who
Speaker 1: would like me would think she was too small, and
Speaker 1: niggas who would want her would think I was too big.
Speaker 1: So we've never even had a clash onto where we
Speaker 1: felt like guys would both like us were very difference
Speaker 1: now though here