Speaker 1: Brooking jewels, second date. The definition of a gentleman has
Speaker 1: changed a lot over the years. It used to be
Speaker 1: you'd open up the door for a lady or maybe
Speaker 1: tip your cap when she entered the room, pull out
Speaker 1: her chair, and then wait till she's about to sit
Speaker 1: down and pull it out even more so she falls.
Speaker 1: But nowadays the definition of a true gentleman is just
Speaker 1: somebody who can fight back the grinders. That's true. That
Speaker 1: is true. Just somebody to fend off all the thirsty
Speaker 1: dudes at the club trying to grind on you. And
Speaker 1: that's who's on the phone today for a second date update,
Speaker 1: a real life gentleman. His name is Tim. Tim. What's up? Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're going on. You were able to fight those type
Speaker 1: of dudes off, man, I can do it all day long. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm trained combat specially. You are like a superhero, sir,
Speaker 1: like a gentle im in ninja. Yes, your email said
Speaker 1: you met the girl that you want to call today
Speaker 1: at the club because you were fighting off the other
Speaker 1: dudes that were trying to grind on her. Yeah. Man,
Speaker 1: you know, I'll see something I like, you know, I'll
Speaker 1: just go for it, you know. And I'm not taking
Speaker 1: no porn answer. So that's that's what happened. Okay, So
Speaker 1: how does that work? Did you like try to box
Speaker 1: him out like you're playing basketball or something? I mean,
Speaker 1: how did you fight off the grinders? No? You know it,
Speaker 1: It was simple, man. I saw them on the dance floor,
Speaker 1: so I'll do all up on her. And I was
Speaker 1: just like, you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: Captain Stavehole real quick. So I went over there, I
Speaker 1: started doing all my dance moves. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I hit it with the kickstand. That's what really got
Speaker 1: got got our attention, you know. I hit it with
Speaker 1: the kickstand, and from there it was only cracking. Man,
Speaker 1: that's actually really impressive. So the kickstand just to clarify
Speaker 1: as a dance move. Yeah, yeah, that's a dance move.
Speaker 1: I've been doing that since like, you know, the mid nineties, man,
Speaker 1: So that's that's my goal to it's like dancing. Right.
Speaker 1: What's her name? First of all, her name was Arn.
Speaker 1: She was beautiful, she was attractive, long, curly care She's
Speaker 1: definitely somebody I've never seen at the club before. Because
Speaker 1: I kind of I get in on the first name
Speaker 1: basis you know what I'm saying, I'm out there that much.
Speaker 1: So I haven't seen her around, so I was definitely like, whoa,
Speaker 1: So wait, you go into a club and everybody knows
Speaker 1: you by your first name, is what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: at least I like to think so. But no, I
Speaker 1: go to this club all the time, you know. And
Speaker 1: so I saw her. I hadn't seen her before, so
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, you go a newvie. You know,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like rookie hazing almost. How did she
Speaker 1: react when you fended off all the other dude humpers
Speaker 1: out there? Well, she was definitely impressed by my ninja skills,
Speaker 1: and so I asked her, if you know, we can
Speaker 1: hang out outside for a little bit. And you know,
Speaker 1: I like to keep the slow, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: like to like rush into it. So we went outside.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm a smoker, I didn't. I didn't know
Speaker 1: if she smoked. I kind of assumed every one of
Speaker 1: these days smoke. So I offered her a cigarette. I
Speaker 1: think you should assume the opposite, sir, like, no one
Speaker 1: smokes anymore, no one's smoking anymore. Well, okay, well let
Speaker 1: me let me. Let me put it this way. So
Speaker 1: I offered her a cigarette, and she said, of course,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't smoke, and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: of course need to do. Why he's here eat cigarette?
Speaker 1: So yeah, of course no one's smoked anyone. You know,
Speaker 1: we're smoking eat cigarette. Still kind of smoking though, I
Speaker 1: mean kind of. I mean it's like it's like smoking
Speaker 1: for play. I don't know. I mean, so you know,
Speaker 1: I offered her eat cigarette, and I don't think she
Speaker 1: was too crazy if I've had idea. So I went
Speaker 1: ahead to take a couple of uss and went back inside.
Speaker 1: And when you guys went back inside, did you hang
Speaker 1: out for a while after that? Was everything cool? Or
Speaker 1: was she turned off by the smoking? No? No, we
Speaker 1: definitely hung out for a little bit. We talked a
Speaker 1: little bit, and she was just kind of like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, like a deer in headlights to the
Speaker 1: whole scene. I guess, because I don't know if she
Speaker 1: ever went to a club before or she was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, four year old version or something like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think I kept her entertained
Speaker 1: and I was definitely on my a game that so
Speaker 1: I got her number and I think it was great.
Speaker 1: And so when you guys left, did she like leave
Speaker 1: with her friends? You left with your friends and you
Speaker 1: didn't say much else to each other or right, well,
Speaker 1: you know, right right, I didn't take her home or
Speaker 1: anything like that. I'm kind of a gentleman, you know,
Speaker 1: but I did text her that night, um and just
Speaker 1: you know, told her good night, and I look forward
Speaker 1: to speaking with her again or seeing her again. So yeah,
Speaker 1: and did she text you back? So here in Lesborough? Right,
Speaker 1: you know, a pseudo attack, total looking forward to saying
Speaker 1: her again. A few hours go by, A day goes by,
Speaker 1: nothing or nothing. So another day goes by, and you know,
Speaker 1: I finally get a text from her and she said, sorry,
Speaker 1: I've just been busy, And of course I'm just like,
Speaker 1: well okay, so tell me about it, you know, you
Speaker 1: don't just kind of like lead with that and then nothing, right,
Speaker 1: So you know, I'm kind of like chiming in and like,
Speaker 1: you know, what's going on, let's hang out. Nothing. Another
Speaker 1: day goes I mean this is literally going on for
Speaker 1: a week and like all I'm getting from her it's
Speaker 1: just like, you know, I've been busy, So she's blowing
Speaker 1: you off. It seems like, I mean, that's something ugly word.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's definitely what it seems like. And why
Speaker 1: do you care so much? To be honest with you,
Speaker 1: Like I said, I go to this club a lot.
Speaker 1: I kind of go out and like to have a
Speaker 1: nice time and party, but I don't really run into
Speaker 1: too many girls that I would say. You know what,
Speaker 1: I can. I can really settle down with this one
Speaker 1: here and offer my last name to her, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Just really you see myself having a
Speaker 1: future with her, So that's I think that's want to
Speaker 1: care so much. I haven't. I haven't had that happen.
Speaker 1: After hanging out with her at the club for a
Speaker 1: couple hours, you feel that strongly? I do? I do?
Speaker 1: I do? Wow. I hope this works out then, oh definitely,
Speaker 1: I mean I do too. If I can ever hear
Speaker 1: from her, all well, we'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date up there? All right,
Speaker 1: All right? Cool? Okay, hang on, I gotta kind no
Speaker 1: women brooking jubil in the morning. If you're just joining
Speaker 1: us for today's second date update. Every dude has it
Speaker 1: happened once in their life where they meet the woman
Speaker 1: that can tame the beast inside them and get him
Speaker 1: to settle down. And Tim is on the phone with
Speaker 1: us right now, and Tim wants his beast teamed. Whoa Okay,
Speaker 1: now he got dirty. He got dirty real quick, Juba.
Speaker 1: Isn't that right? Tim? You need your beast team, don't you?
Speaker 1: I absolutely do. I love it down to that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I bet you, dude, Tim. Tim met a girl named
Speaker 1: Tarin at the club. He met her because like other
Speaker 1: dudes are dancing on her, and he went up and
Speaker 1: saved her from all those guys and then they hung
Speaker 1: out for a little while. But after that, she keeps
Speaker 1: texting him saying that she's busy and she can't hang out,
Speaker 1: and it's kind of obvious that she's trying to blow
Speaker 1: him off a little bit. But Tim says that he
Speaker 1: thinks that he could see a future with her after
Speaker 1: hanging out for just one night, so he really wants
Speaker 1: to get her on the phone and find out why
Speaker 1: she won't go out with him. Tim, You're ready, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm ready, man. Let's do it right. Well, we're gonna
Speaker 1: call Taran right now and see if we can get
Speaker 1: her on the phone. Here we go, Hello, all Is
Speaker 1: this Taran, Yeah, who's this? This is Jewel from Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewil in the Morning. How are you? I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to say that. A guess. This is Jewel from Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. H Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: you big time listener. I mean I listened to the radio. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're on it all right. So you may not have
Speaker 1: heard us before, but at least you've heard of the radio.
Speaker 1: And we have a radio show. And one of our
Speaker 1: listeners actually asked us if we could call you really. Yeah.
Speaker 1: His name is timm oh Ti. Whoa why do he
Speaker 1: call you guys? Because he said he really liked you,
Speaker 1: and now you're kind of blowing him like you're telling
Speaker 1: him you're busy all the time and you won't meet
Speaker 1: up for a second date. Oh my gosh, are you serious? Wait?
Speaker 1: Are you laughing because you're flattered and excited? Are you
Speaker 1: laughing because Tim's blame um a little both? I guess huh,
Speaker 1: so you're kind of excited, but also he's kind of lame.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say lame. He's kind of corny, and he
Speaker 1: looks like he might be an okay guy, but I
Speaker 1: don't know really how to take it up. I mean
Speaker 1: I barely talked to him. I texted him like a
Speaker 1: couple of times. But yeah, we talked to him about
Speaker 1: your date date. What do you mean date? How about
Speaker 1: this the night you met then if it wasn't a date? Really? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he told us about that. He told us how he
Speaker 1: kind of saved you from some other dudes. We're trying
Speaker 1: to dance with you and then you guys ended up
Speaker 1: hanging out for a while. No way save me from
Speaker 1: some other dudes, yeah, he said, guy, you know, like
Speaker 1: the guys on the club that like try to hump
Speaker 1: your leg for two long He said, he rescued you
Speaker 1: from them. If he was one of the guys that
Speaker 1: was humping my legs and he saved me from himself.
Speaker 1: But I was doing perfectly fine. Okay, so he didn't
Speaker 1: save you necessarily. But did you enjoy hanging out with him?
Speaker 1: I mean he was just coming off like kind of
Speaker 1: like my chismo, Like he talked to a lot of
Speaker 1: women or talks to women all the time. So I
Speaker 1: was just like, that was my first time going to
Speaker 1: that place, and I mean it seems like he was
Speaker 1: kind of popular too, because you know, it's like all
Speaker 1: the waitress were coming all over him, and you know,
Speaker 1: they were like high fiveing him, and he was like
Speaker 1: the party guy. I guess. You know, so you think
Speaker 1: he's a player, and that's why you don't want to
Speaker 1: go out with him. Uh yeah, because I don't really
Speaker 1: date a lot of people. I'm pretty selective, just because nowadays,
Speaker 1: he just never can be too short, so I just
Speaker 1: rather not spread my energy too thin. So that is
Speaker 1: actually really smart. Yeah, he just came across almost like
Speaker 1: a little bit easy too. So if he would have
Speaker 1: been more sincere and kind of like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: more vulnerable about who he was, would you have given
Speaker 1: him a shot? Then? I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: who his real self is, but he came across like,
Speaker 1: you know, he has a monster truck or something. I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's funny that you say people have ulterior motives,
Speaker 1: because I need to let you know that he's actually
Speaker 1: on the other line listening right now. I wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. What the fuck are you serious? That's response? Ever?
Speaker 1: Are you there? Hey? Yeah, I'm here, was going on
Speaker 1: tarn How are you doing? Oh? Hi him? Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: nice to here? You are too, Mark that's convincing. That's
Speaker 1: the tarn I know and love. Oh my gosh, this
Speaker 1: is crazy. So you're kind of surprised by all of
Speaker 1: this or what? Yes, like, what is going on? Like? Wait? Wait?
Speaker 1: I mean I just haven't heard from you, so I,
Speaker 1: by any means necessary, I needed to hear your voice
Speaker 1: and wanted to get in contact with you again, hang
Speaker 1: out some more. And you've definitely made an imprint on
Speaker 1: my life and in my heart, so I'd like to
Speaker 1: talk to you some more. Wow, I mean that's really sweet. Tim. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm this is all very flattering, but um, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you've been listening, but you know, you kind
Speaker 1: of came across as someone that's like really not my type.
Speaker 1: Like I'm more of a laid back. I want someone
Speaker 1: who's just you know, calm, relax, who can be themselves.
Speaker 1: And I really didn't get that vibe from you, So
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't feel like you would be
Speaker 1: a good good match. You know. I tend to disagree
Speaker 1: with you on that because I think we that's that's
Speaker 1: actually that's actually the type of guy I am. I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, for a second, just think about our names,
Speaker 1: Tim and Terence starts. They both start rotivese KNT. I
Speaker 1: mean we're both dynamite together, right, that's what she's talking about. That.
Speaker 1: Oh God, to get more than that exactly. I feel
Speaker 1: like you have a book in your back pocket that
Speaker 1: you study before you talk to a girl like that
Speaker 1: is just what I'm talking about. I'm just I'm just
Speaker 1: naturally smooth like that. I mean, if there was something
Speaker 1: to study, then of course i'd study you. Jim. Stop,
Speaker 1: you're not hearing what she's saying. Oh what do you mean, Jim?
Speaker 1: She wants someone to I don't know, bear their soul
Speaker 1: ser essentially. I mean that's kind of intense, but okay,
Speaker 1: told them to not get it. I get it. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to impress you. A little nervous and all to
Speaker 1: get stuff. But it's because I really like you, you know.
Speaker 1: And again it's I don't I don't say that too often.
Speaker 1: I don't say that to everyone. Um, you definitely just
Speaker 1: struck my heart. You know. The night I saw you
Speaker 1: and I thought we had a great conversation. You had
Speaker 1: a beautiful smile, and not too many girls are okay
Speaker 1: with you know Easiggs, you know, and I'm smoking. Stop
Speaker 1: there you stop there too, No more, that's love right
Speaker 1: there is cool with you, he said. Forget that part, Taren.
Speaker 1: Listen to everything else he said before that was actually
Speaker 1: really good. That was sweet. We talked to Tim for
Speaker 1: a little bit before we called you, and he said
Speaker 1: all that stuff to us too. He's really into you.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean that's sweet and everything. But I
Speaker 1: just don't know. I don't know if we were in
Speaker 1: the right space or me especially, you know, for you
Speaker 1: know where he's trying to go with it. Why don't
Speaker 1: you find out by going out with him again? Would
Speaker 1: you go out with him on a second date. We
Speaker 1: will pay for it, Taron, Taron, before you say anything,
Speaker 1: before you answer that, I just want you to know,
Speaker 1: and I mean it's from the bottom of my heart.
Speaker 1: Go out again. I know they mentioned they'll pay for it,
Speaker 1: but if the check bounces, it's on me. Baby. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, this guy ever Stott, Are you serious? I
Speaker 1: want us to be like Kanye and Kim, you know,
Speaker 1: I want to want us to be like Oprah and Deadman,
Speaker 1: you know, really with Steadman like no, well, you know
Speaker 1: we do. Some good things come to an end, but
Speaker 1: you know we can we can, we can try. Let's
Speaker 1: just try up him. UM. You are definitely um a funny,
Speaker 1: charming guy. I think you'd probably be wonderful for the
Speaker 1: right girl. However, I just don't see our Yin and
Speaker 1: Yang matching up. I don't think. I don't think we
Speaker 1: would be a good fit. So I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: pass on the second day. I thought you'd give him
Speaker 1: a second chance. I really thought I would too, but
Speaker 1: he couldn't turn it off, so I don't want it. Look,
Speaker 1: we don't even we don't even have to even address
Speaker 1: the ying Yang part until you're ready, Like, that's how
Speaker 1: serious I am. I'm ready to, you know, lay it
Speaker 1: down for everyone to decide. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'll burn the Black Book if I have to give
Speaker 1: myself a metro mobile, you know, track phone and get
Speaker 1: rid of all my contacts. I mean, I will do that.
Speaker 1: He's ready and everything, and just focus on you, Karen,
Speaker 1: Are you sure you know what's him? I'm gonna reward
Speaker 1: your persistence and I'm gonna tell you, yes, I will
Speaker 1: go on the second date with you. You're serious, Tarn,
Speaker 1: you go with him again? Just one day. That's it.
Speaker 1: I'm not prying making any promises for anything else, but
Speaker 1: I will give him a real official date I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. You know, it was like, this is
Speaker 1: like my Rocky boutball moment. This is like when Rocky
Speaker 1: got the shot at the champ Apollo freed Man. This
Speaker 1: is what I'm talking about, Tarn. You don't know how
Speaker 1: much you know. We're gonna do the world a favorite.
Speaker 1: We just did the world a favor. You and I together.
Speaker 1: I tell you, Tim, Tim, please regret my decision. Please
Speaker 1: you regret. You won't regret it. I'm just I'm so
Speaker 1: pa to go out with you. That's that's all. You
Speaker 1: will not regret this. I comment and hear that, Tarrant,
Speaker 1: it sounds like you've tamed the beast. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what that means, but we'll see a broken Juwel
Speaker 1: in the morning. You