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Speaker 1: What's your problem? It's a question I've been asked a

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Speaker 1: lot in my life. It's a Jewel Show, and now

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Speaker 1: I finally have an answer. You know what my problem is? What?

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Speaker 1: I just have too many friends? Oh? Really popular? Are

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Speaker 1: you sure about that? It's way too popular? Actually, there

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Speaker 1: guess it's not just a lie you had to tell

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Speaker 1: yourself in seventh grade to feel better. Yes, the Jewels Show.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? I still a lot of myself

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Speaker 1: about how many friends I have. I think a lot

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Speaker 1: of people do well. Behavioral psychologists in the UK named

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Speaker 1: Robin Dunbar just shared some research research research. She's doing

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Speaker 1: the research. Yeah, Robin did been out there. The scientists

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Speaker 1: how many friends we actually need in order to be happy,

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Speaker 1: and he says that we definitely need a few friends

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Speaker 1: but we don't have the emotional capacity or energy to

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Speaker 1: handle too many friends. I like that answer, and that's

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Speaker 1: why life has always been so stressful for me. I

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Speaker 1: figured out. I'm like, I just have so I'm just

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Speaker 1: being pulled in so many directions, so many friends. Somebody

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Speaker 1: exact numbers that you need according to what this research

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Speaker 1: you're found about how many friends you need? You need

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Speaker 1: five best friends. Wow, that seems like a lot. Actually

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Speaker 1: people that every single person they know is like, that's

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Speaker 1: This guy, the researcher that did this on how many

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Speaker 1: best friend is someone that you'd give a kidney to. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean a female, you are my best die forever. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It says you need twelve to fifteen supportive friends. Those

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Speaker 1: What fifty good friend? I don't seems like a lot

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Speaker 1: with friends is eight. That sounds like a fun one, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have no idea. The Jebil Show on demand, it's

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Speaker 1: another Jebile Phone Brain Mornings. Hello, Oh Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: Alexis calling from Fresh Fam Reality. Is this Clarissa? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Is it? Oh? Hey, Clarissa, I know that you're Eliza Donovan.

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Speaker 1: You know, wrapped most of everything up with you. But

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Speaker 1: I'm just calling because we just left out some paperwork

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Speaker 1: congratulations on your new home. That is so exciting. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. Yeah, yeah, I'll do whatever paper we

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Speaker 1: have left. And I think like so many people passed

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Speaker 1: was haunted. Oh oh they didn't. Oh they should have

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Speaker 1: had you signed something. Um, please hold, I can't wake him.

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Speaker 1: Meet Slow, Slow, it's a great day to buy the house.

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Speaker 1: Your dreams is Pete Pekins. What can I do for you?

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Speaker 1: I was on hold. My name's Clarissa. Someone just called

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Speaker 1: and said that I have people work that I need

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Speaker 1: I didn't say that. Nope. You clearly just said the

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Speaker 1: might need to talk to someone else. Please hold? What

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Speaker 1: are you somebody laughing? Hello? Hi? This is Benjamin. How

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Speaker 1: might I help you? Hi? I've been put on hold.

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Speaker 1: and somebody said the house that I bought is the

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Speaker 1: nightmare House. I don't know what that means. I need

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Speaker 1: sure they said the nightmare house? Do you hear that?

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Speaker 1: You you don't hear the creepy kid on the phone?

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Speaker 1: I literally have no idea what you're talking about. Are

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Speaker 1: you Are you okay? Do you need some help? Is

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Speaker 1: you might be on the wrong line. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: You are creepy? Oh my god, get off the phone.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for holding. This is Alexis. How can I help?

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Speaker 1: What's with the kid on the phone? Oh? Oh is this?

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Speaker 1: This is Clarissa. Yes, you're already hearing the voices? What voices?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna help it. I'm gonna get my supervisor on

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Speaker 1: the line. Hey, Pete, can you get on line three

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Speaker 1: she's already hearing the kid. The kid. I don't understand

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Speaker 1: Did you just hear that? It was the creepy little

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Speaker 1: absolutely not. No, I do not want this house. You've

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Speaker 1: this agreement. Yeah, how about we tell her that as

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Speaker 1: a prank phone cong Are you kidding me? Right now?

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Speaker 1: This is actually the Jewels Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you. I'm Jewil, I'm Alex, I'm English, Evan, I'm Jack.

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Speaker 1: Your husband set you up. Don't worry. The house you

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Speaker 1: bought is not haunted. A little boy who sings Twinkle

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Speaker 1: dig a Little Star, Twink Twinkle Star, wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jubil phone. On the twenties, did Jebel show

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Speaker 1: on demand first date follow up? Apparently Jessica, who's on

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Speaker 1: the phone for a first date follow up, almost choked

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Speaker 1: good kind of choking for sure. I wonder if that

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Speaker 1: It probably has happened on a lot of first date

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Speaker 1: first different ways. So how does she choke? Yeah, so, Jessica,

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Speaker 1: your email said that you choked on your first date.

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Speaker 1: That could be an awesome thing, could be a not

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Speaker 1: awesome thing. And most of my experience with that, it's

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Speaker 1: the high look maneuver? Yeah, before we get into what

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Speaker 1: you're email was talking about with you choked on the date,

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Speaker 1: First of all, what's the guy's name that you want

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Speaker 1: to call? His name is Sean? Sean? All right? And

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Speaker 1: where did you meet Sean? We actually just met online

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Speaker 1: like chokematch dot com or something? No, no, no, the

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Speaker 1: choking is not what you guys think at all. Well,

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Speaker 1: We will pay for it now that you've come clean

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Speaker 1: You know, Jessica, you're beautiful just the way you are,

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Speaker 1: text in four one oh six one. And why did

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Speaker 1: And on the phone right now, Chicken McNuggets is actually

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Speaker 1: even barbecue. Really it has to be sweet and sour. Yeah,

420
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 1: I mean it is better with sweeten and sour for sure.

421
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,400
Speaker 1: McDonald sweet and sour yeah. Um all right, So chicken nuggets,

422
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 1: why don't you tell us what your dirty little secret is.

423
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 1: I'm not a nugget shocking. No, So I've I've been

424
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 1: in a long distanituation ship, um for like a year now, okay,

425
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:43,679
Speaker 1: And and we're just talking through Instagram and you know,

426
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:49,200
Speaker 1: chatting and exchanging photos and so did you meet on Instagram? No,

427
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:52,360
Speaker 1: we haven't met. We've just been exchanging I mean yeah,

428
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,520
Speaker 1: did you meet on Instagram though, like that's how you met? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

429
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 1: oh yeah, definitely. Okay, right, so she only knows me

430
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 1: from Instagram and we've been exchanged naughty photos and this nap,

431
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:07,159
Speaker 1: but she keeps wanting to meet up and naughty photos huh,

432
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: you know, you know, just like videos and whatever, like

433
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 1: raving fun. But at the same time she wants to

434
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 1: meet up. I'm a little I don't know, I don't

435
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,919
Speaker 1: really want to meet up with her. Why really, I

436
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,400
Speaker 1: was just I was just having a good, good time.

437
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 1: Like this wasn't supposed to get serious. I mean, okay,

438
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,679
Speaker 1: this was just, but it did, right, Like, you know,

439
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 1: there's plenty of things that start where you're not interested

440
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 1: in it being serious, and then it gets serious and

441
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 1: maybe you should go with it because maybe it'll be good.

442
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 1: Maybe I will, just because we've been talking for so long,

443
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 1: I guess I am kind of a little curious also,

444
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 1: like you were saying, Yeah, I mean, if you've been

445
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,199
Speaker 1: talking to someone online for almost a year and you

446
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 1: guys have gone as far to exchange naughty pictures and

447
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 1: have a whole I mean, are you are you exclusive?

448
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: Because some people start full on relationships without ever meeting

449
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: the person in person. Honestly, we're pretty close to it.

450
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 1: I think it's getting kind of serious, and I think

451
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Speaker 1: that's why she's pushing to meet up. And how far

452
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 1: do you guys live apart? Oh, a few hours away. Okay,

453
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 1: that's not too bad. Yeah, that's that's not bad. We'll

454
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 1: have to meet like halfway, you know. All right, So

455
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 1: what is your dirty little secret. Then, Oh, so there

456
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 1: is so yeah, my dirty little secret is this. I

457
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 1: haven't been totally honest with her, and it's actually a

458
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 1: kind of a big deal. It's really a hard one

459
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 1: to get around. She doesn't even know my real name.

460
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:30,679
Speaker 1: Oh oh, so you you were using a fake name? Yeah,

461
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 1: for almost a year now, and you haven't told her

462
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 1: what your own name is. Right, Well, what are you going?

463
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:41,679
Speaker 1: Why are you going by a fake name on your instacret?

464
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,360
Speaker 1: I'm going by a fake name with you, guys. This

465
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 1: is what everyone does anonymous. This is a dirty little secret.

466
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 1: It's not like we met at a coffee shop and

467
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 1: you gave us a fake name. The needles to say

468
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 1: she does know my real name. It's a little awkward.

469
00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: I don't know how to like how or a year

470
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,360
Speaker 1: later that Hey, i've been lying about my name. I've

471
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,399
Speaker 1: been why. Yeah, you don't go to think well, if

472
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,360
Speaker 1: you could, why about that? You're gonna be okay, yeah,

473
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 1: for sure? What is your fake name? It's chicken mcnufkin.

474
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 1: I thought we went over down no no, no on Instagram. Okay,

475
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 1: it's oh okay, Well, I mean that just sounds like

476
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:25,119
Speaker 1: it could be a nickname. Why what you know. You

477
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 1: could tell her that you that's not your real name,

478
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,199
Speaker 1: but just like, yeah, that's I don't know why I

479
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,439
Speaker 1: never charged that for something. Yeah, well, even if it's

480
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 1: not sure for something like your real name, you could

481
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,200
Speaker 1: just be like I, that's just a nickname that I

482
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Speaker 1: go by. I know plenty of people who like want

483
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: to go buy a different name. You know, they don't

484
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 1: like their real name or whatever, and they just want

485
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 1: to go buy a different name. I haven't known people

486
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 1: like that same. Alex changed your name to Alex I did.

487
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 1: So that's the professional advice. That's what you guys are

488
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 1: telling me to do. Tell her it's a nickname, yes,

489
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: and then don't light and then don't light her into

490
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Speaker 1: more professional advice. I thought this was just a dial

491
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: little secret. I didn't know we were given advice. Yeah,

492
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,919
Speaker 1: I wouldn't trust us. No, Right, Well, I guess I

493
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: guess I'm gonna do it anyway. Okay, a compelling argument.

494
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: Good luck, Good luck with that, right, whatever your name is,

495
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 1: good luck, whatever your name is. The Jewel Show on Demand.

496
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Speaker 1: Welcome to the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: For Friday. I almost said March, but it's April second,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel Fresh and there's a new

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Speaker 1: term that's been added to the dictionary. Will tell you

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Speaker 1: what it is in just a second. But first, let's

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Speaker 1: meet the idiots. Well, I'm Alex Fresh, and a couple

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Speaker 1: of twenty YouTube stars learns the fate of gel Time

504
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Speaker 1: for staging their fake bank robberies and imprisonments. I'm Brad

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Speaker 1: Nolan about to get swollen. And those are all coming

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Speaker 1: up on then, and you'll hear those stories. But first,

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Speaker 1: the lead story for today's Idiot News network. Radiots are

508
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Speaker 1: just in the news. They report the news. There has

509
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Speaker 1: been a new term added to the dictionary, well the

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Speaker 1: Urban Dictionary, for people who brag about getting the COVID vaccine,

511
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Speaker 1: because then there's a lot of that going on right now.

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Speaker 1: They're called vaxholes. Yeah, that's amazing. Here's how to use

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Speaker 1: it in a quote. If you want vaxhol v A

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Speaker 1: X H O L E vaxhole. And you could say,

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00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,199
Speaker 1: for example, two weeks after the second shot, and that

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Speaker 1: vaxhole is posting selfies from a bar in Cancoon, I

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Speaker 1: hate that vacco There you go it. Also, Urban Dictionary

518
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: is the only dictionary you can go off of nowadays.

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00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: It really is the best dictionary. I just found out

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00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: I qualify for two of these. I'm a dad hole

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00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 1: and a vax hole. Oh yeah, I just found this

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Speaker 1: out last twenty four hours. Our executive Juster Bradnell, and

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00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:28,879
Speaker 1: is both of those. Yeah. Well, I would like to

524
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 1: know what a dad hole means. It's just your dad

525
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: and you're an a hole about it. Okay, yeah, okay,

526
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: so yeah, okay, Like, yeah, I'm a dad. I'm always

527
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: hanging out with my kid. By the way, we're both vaccinated,

528
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: so we can do whatever we want. I made sure

529
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: to do that because I'm a dad. And by the way,

530
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: if she's the best, because she's a spat of me. Yeah,

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00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 1: takes a real man to make a girl. This is

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Speaker 1: the I and then the Idiot News Network where idiots

533
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. They and for our next

534
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Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it on over to

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh. It was on location somewhere. I did forgot

536
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: to ask where Los Angeles and Los Angeles, California, Alex,

537
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: because I'm talking about YouTube stars duff. Oh yeah, that's right. Okay.

538
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 1: So Alan and Alex Stokes never heard of them before. Sorry,

539
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: maybe I should have said that, Sorry Allen and Alex.

540
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: So they filmed a bunch of like fake bank robberies

541
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: and heists and imprisonments and things like that, posted on

542
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: their YouTube channel for views and to get famous, and

543
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 1: it actually got them into court really bank robberies. Yeah,

544
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: so I guess the videos that they shot were just

545
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: like over the top and they had to go to

546
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: court over the seven in twos and eighteen. They just

547
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 1: learned their fate, So they were going to get up

548
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: to like five years in prison. Why though in the

549
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: videos it's them robbing the banks and them okay, yeah, okay,

550
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: And so they actually just got off though they didn't

551
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: get charged with it, so they just learned their fate.

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00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: They don't have to go to jail for it, which

553
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 1: is like I feel like they shouldn't go to jail, No,

554
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: because they didn't actually do it. Yeah, if it was staged,

555
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 1: I don't understand why they would have to go to

556
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 1: jail for that. What if the reason the charges got

557
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: dropped is because they didn't call the cops. But when

558
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 1: you watch the video, there's a culture of doing this thing, right,

559
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 1: so them setting the example, and maybe if it's such

560
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: a good, over the top thing, other people would try

561
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: to do the same thing, right, And so it's influencing

562
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: people to call the cops unnecessarily, which is a pretty

563
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Speaker 1: serious crime. Right, Well, broad things, they should go to

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Speaker 1: gel jubil. Do you think they should go to jail? Yes?

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00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: I do, Okay for being Alex and Alan Stokes from

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Speaker 1: you know, I guess. I mean, this is my story,

567
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: but I can't now say whether or not I think

568
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Speaker 1: they should go to jail without having all the facts.

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Speaker 1: There you go, So I'm just I don't know at

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Speaker 1: this point. I'm gonna follow up. All right, We'll have

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Speaker 1: a follow up story, all right, That's all I have

572
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: at some point. This is the i n N, the

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For our next story, let's set it on over to

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Speaker 1: our executive producer, Brad Nolan. Bradley, I'm in Southampton, which

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Speaker 1: I think is in the UK or something. I don't

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Speaker 1: know anything else New York, Massachusetts. I think it's telling

578
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Speaker 1: you this is Europe. For Europe, they have a duke.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, dozens of Musley people wearing high visibility jackets,

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Speaker 1: hard hats and track suits were seen outside. A jim

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Speaker 1: accused of staying open during the lockdown. Oh oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're pretty serious about it. Over there are ye a

583
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Speaker 1: Spartan's gym in Southampton somewhere in Europe. I think it's

584
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,479
Speaker 1: in Europe was taken to court and made the subject

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Speaker 1: of a prohibition notice in November last year, following reports

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Speaker 1: that people were still visiting. Dude, if you go to

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Speaker 1: a gym called Spartan's gym, you're never giving it up.

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Speaker 1: There's no way you're gonna let anything stop you. Spartan.

589
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my clean and jerks in now. Pictures

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00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 1: show people carrying sports bags and drinking bottles outside the gym,

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Speaker 1: dress completely in construction wears like they're acting like it

592
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: is really funny. When you look at these pictures, I

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Speaker 1: just want to paint it for you. Huge ripped dude

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Speaker 1: next to super fit women and they're both wearing hard

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Speaker 1: hats and like neon vests. The gym claims they are

596
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Speaker 1: not open and these people are painters and construction workers

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Speaker 1: because they're using this lockdown time to remodel. If that

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Speaker 1: gym is smart they bought a bunch of lumber two

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Speaker 1: from a lumber yard, and so that people but they

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Speaker 1: can just squat that, you know, they act like they're

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Speaker 1: reacts and putting up boards or something in their just

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Speaker 1: squatting wood. True functional fitness. I'm Bred Nolan and that's

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Speaker 1: all I've got for you. You are about the low job,

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Speaker 1: not you the gym people about the job or the

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Speaker 1: hot construction workers. Well, nothing, lose yo have job? You

606
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Speaker 1: about to lose yo job. You're about to lose yo

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Speaker 1: job because nothing. That was the I n N the

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news,

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Speaker 1: they report the news. Tune in tomorrow same time for

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Speaker 1: another hard hitting report. This is I n N News News.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand, jewbils dirty little Secret and

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Speaker 1: running out of fake names. It's Jewels Show. It's time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Remember text infour want to

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Speaker 1: see if you have a dirty little secret. You can

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Speaker 1: tell us anything on the show. And by anything we

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00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: mean anything because we keep everybody anonymous. That's why everybody

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Speaker 1: who wants tell us a dirty little secret gets a

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00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 1: fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now, Alex,

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Speaker 1: do you have a fake name because I can't think

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Speaker 1: of any Oh really, yes? Um? Sure? On the phone

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Speaker 1: right now? Is our neighbor's two year old screaming kid outside?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, you are allowed our neighbor's two ye old

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Speaker 1: screaming kid outside. Yeah. I'm sorry for keeping you upside.

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00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: That's all right. How do you learn to use the phone?

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Speaker 1: And what kind of secrets do you have? You're like two,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but I do have one dirty little

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00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: secret I wanted to tell you by what's that? All right?

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Speaker 1: What is it? So? Unfortunately I'm doing really poorly in school. Okay,

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Speaker 1: like what kind of school? What I mean by that? College? Okay? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was one. I was like, if you're in high

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Speaker 1: school or whatever, so you're doing bad in college? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Are you just embarrassed because of that? Yeah? That's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Yeah, I mean I'm definitely embarrassed about that.

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Speaker 1: But that's not my pretty little secret. I've just been

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Speaker 1: really really distracted, really distracted. It's very easy to be distracted,

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Speaker 1: and during school, I feel like, yeah, I was. I

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Speaker 1: didn't go to college. I went to a couple of years,

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Speaker 1: well not even a couple of years. I went to

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Speaker 1: a class and a half of community college and half

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Speaker 1: I went to a couple of years of community community college.

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Speaker 1: I'll start to say that I'd be like I went

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Speaker 1: to a couple of years. Might No, I didn't. I

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Speaker 1: went to community college for like two nights, and then

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Speaker 1: I went to another community college for like a week.

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Speaker 1: So really I've got about a week and two nights

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Speaker 1: of community college under my belt. That's how distracted I

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Speaker 1: got with college. So it's easy to get distracted. Um,

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Speaker 1: is there a reason that you're distracted? Is that why

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Speaker 1: you're calling? Yeah, there is a reason why I've been distracted,

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Speaker 1: and that's my little secret. So I kind of have

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Speaker 1: the hots for one of my professors. Oh okay, so

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Speaker 1: you I feel like that's a common thing. Is it

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Speaker 1: a common pretty common? I don't know that. I never

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Speaker 1: went to college either, but you hear about it all

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Speaker 1: the time, people having crushes on their professors. Do you

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Speaker 1: think that the professor has a crush on you? Um?

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Speaker 1: I feel like she flirts with me, but it's hard

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Speaker 1: to tell. How what's the age gap between you? Guys?

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Speaker 1: She's maybe ten years older than me. Okay, that's not

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Speaker 1: far off. I mean, you could still date someone who's

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Speaker 1: ten years older than you. I don't know if you're

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Speaker 1: supposed to date your professors or not. Well you should

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Speaker 1: ask her out when she's not your professor anymore. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I guess I could do that, but or

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Speaker 1: while she is in time, why don't you ask her

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Speaker 1: out why she is your professor? Because could help you

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Speaker 1: get an a maybe. Yeah, that's yeah. I don't know

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Speaker 1: who knows. It could work out down the line, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's my dirty little secret. Well, good luck in that situation.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're the best. Yeah, thank you. If you

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Speaker 1: ever have any awkward crushes like that, like a teacher crush. Ever,

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Speaker 1: I can't remember any teacher that I've ever ever had

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Speaker 1: a crush on. You've got a teacher should have crushes

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Speaker 1: on you, I don't think so, Not that I had

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Speaker 1: been aware of school cop had a crush. Actually that

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Speaker 1: is true. Yeah, he wasn't a teacher though, he was

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Speaker 1: my creepy story. He's a creepy story. It's a creepy story. So, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there was somebody at one of my schools who definitely

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Speaker 1: tried to I don't know, he was flirting with me,

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Speaker 1: and I was I was young. I mean nothing ever happened,

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Speaker 1: but that's because of me. Good for you, I didn't

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Speaker 1: allow it. Good for you, bad for him? What about you, Jewball?

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Speaker 1: I don't think I ever had any crush on a teacher.

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Speaker 1: I did have a weird teacher though in elementaries. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: it was junior high school. It's it was seventh grade.

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Speaker 1: I had a weird teacher in seventh grade who would

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Speaker 1: wear really short skirts, right, oh, and then she would

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Speaker 1: wear short skirts and then always go to grab things

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Speaker 1: really high. Like every single boy in the classroom look

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Speaker 1: at each other like she did she do in that

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Speaker 1: all perfect way? Yeah, we didn't know though. It was

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Speaker 1: like all of because like you know, there were thirteen

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Speaker 1: fourteen year old boys, so we're thinking, like we're thinking,

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Speaker 1: we're like, oh, right, that is, but all of us

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Speaker 1: would look at each other like is she doing that

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Speaker 1: on purpose? It was like she was doing our first.

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Speaker 1: We would talk about it. We would talk about it

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Speaker 1: and wonder. So it was either just a bad outfit

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Speaker 1: choice or she was I don't know. Text in four

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Speaker 1: hundred and six one. If you've had a crush on

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Speaker 1: a teacher, are you a teacher? Have your work? Or

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Speaker 1: are you a creepy teacher, what's your dirty little secret?

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