1 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:17,880 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Jesse Kelly Show. Why 2 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:21,320 Speaker 1: tower of the Jesse Kelly Show on an app Doctor 3 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:25,479 Speaker 1: Jesse Friday. Not to worry, though, We'll be right back 4 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 1: here on Mounday. No more vacations, no more nothing. We'll 5 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 1: be back if we still have an hour. What'll we 6 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 1: have this hour? Gosh one myself is leading in a 7 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:40,919 Speaker 1: secret society. Why doesn't Mexico just kind of hang on 8 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,919 Speaker 1: to the illegals? World War two stuff? What was it 9 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 1: like to not bathe? All kinds of stuff? It's still 10 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:51,159 Speaker 1: going to come on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. 11 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 1: Let's first do this, Jesse. It's to Mexico's benefit that Mexicans, 12 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 1: more so than anyone else, come to the US because 13 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 1: of the money they send back. So why is Mexico 14 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 1: aiding the import of illegals who won't be sending money 15 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:13,200 Speaker 1: back home? Well, let me explain something. Let me put 16 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 1: a number on this. I would say fifteen or twenty 17 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: years ago. This is this is how it was. This 18 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:22,800 Speaker 1: is not how it is anymore. How it was? Was 19 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 1: this about fifty percent of the illegals who invaded our 20 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 1: country were Mexicans. The others My buddies all at the 21 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 1: border patrol. I have a bunch of them there. They 22 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:40,959 Speaker 1: called them otms other than Mexicans, about fifty to fifty. Okay, 23 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: so half were Mexicans, half were otms other than Mexicans. 24 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:51,640 Speaker 1: The updated numbers don't look anything like that at all. 25 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 1: Are there Mexicans still coming here? Of course it is 26 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 1: not half of them. When people when Americans traditionally think 27 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:04,280 Speaker 1: think about illegal immigration, they think Mexico, it's Mexicans. It's Mexico, 28 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:08,799 Speaker 1: it's Mexicans. It's become so much more than that now 29 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,840 Speaker 1: that the world that There are two things that have happened. One, 30 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 1: the Democrats took over the country. And because they're all 31 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:18,440 Speaker 1: communists who are trying to burn America down, they've pretty 32 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 1: much announced to the world the border's open. Come on in, 33 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 1: come on in, everyone gets to come in. Okay. So 34 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: that's one big thing. We basically set out an invitation 35 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 1: to the world. That's one. Two, the car tells Mexican 36 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:37,359 Speaker 1: and further south, the car tells they're all about money. Right. 37 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:41,120 Speaker 1: These are not people who really care about about morals 38 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 1: or anything like that. It's only money. And so everyone 39 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 1: knows the Cartell's dealing drugs and things like that. Well, 40 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 1: there is a fact, a really really ugly fact of life. 41 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 1: It really has always been this way and it still 42 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 1: is this way today. And this ugly fact is slavery 43 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:09,800 Speaker 1: is a huge money making business. This is not just 44 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 1: a modern day thing with all the people being trafficked there. 45 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 1: It's not just an American slavery thing. All the slavery, 46 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 1: which that's the entire history of the world is slaves, 47 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 1: slaves here, slaves there, South America, Australia, Europe at Africa. 48 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:28,360 Speaker 1: That the slave the slave trade is how man has 49 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 1: treated other man, owning other human beings. It has always 50 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:39,360 Speaker 1: been ridiculously lucrative. Because if you're a human being who 51 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 1: lacks a soul and you feel like you should be 52 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:46,440 Speaker 1: able to own other people as if they're cattle, let's 53 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: just set all moral arguments aside. If that's what you 54 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 1: believe as a person, that's insanely profitable. It's insanely profitable 55 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 1: to own a human you can order to do whatever 56 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 1: you want and not have to pay them at all. 57 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 1: It's crazy. What's It's a simpler way I can explain it. 58 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:10,120 Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a profit loss sheet? If you're 59 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,880 Speaker 1: a manager or a small business owner or anybody like that. 60 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,480 Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. But if you don't 61 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:18,040 Speaker 1: understand this, every business, large and small, they have all 62 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 1: kinds of different pieces of paperwork where you can see 63 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 1: how the business is doing. But one of the things 64 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:25,119 Speaker 1: you look at is a P and L profit loss sheet. 65 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:30,280 Speaker 1: You want to know what the biggest ah, that kind 66 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 1: of hurts moment you have on virtually every P and 67 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 1: L you ever read, if you ever become a business 68 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:40,760 Speaker 1: owner a business manager, it's the labor. You're always trying 69 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:44,919 Speaker 1: to produce. Labor costs always. It's not because you're some 70 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,839 Speaker 1: soulless monster who wants to fire people. You look at 71 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:49,479 Speaker 1: the P and L. Oh, here's the money we have 72 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 1: going out, here's the money we have coming in. What's 73 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:56,760 Speaker 1: the money flow? And the labor thing is always eye popping. 74 00:04:56,960 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 1: It's expensive to employe and always has been. I don't 75 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 1: want to pay producer Mike or Michael for his work. 76 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: I want to chain him to the desk and tell 77 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,599 Speaker 1: him do your work, or I'll crucify you on the 78 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 1: side of the building. It's incredibly cheap, doesn't cost a dime. 79 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 1: If you don't have a soul, you can do that. 80 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:23,680 Speaker 1: So two things happened. The Communists opened up America's borders, 81 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:29,920 Speaker 1: and the car tells figured out that human beings they're 82 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:32,320 Speaker 1: where it's at. Money wise, you know, there are many 83 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:36,799 Speaker 1: different cartels. Well, some of them figured this out earlier 84 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 1: than others. There were some like the Zetas. You've heard 85 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 1: of the Zetas. They've since split up. I'm not gonna 86 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 1: get into all details. It gets very confusing, and I'm 87 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 1: not the world's expert on it, but they really didn't 88 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 1: traffic drugs at all. It really wasn't what they did. 89 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,040 Speaker 1: They left that to other people. They were just about 90 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:57,919 Speaker 1: human trafficking. That's where the money is. So you have 91 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:01,680 Speaker 1: these two factors combined. There's tons of money in it 92 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:05,600 Speaker 1: for the slave traders. The communists want to burn down America. 93 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 1: We have a marrying of two different goals here. This 94 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,760 Speaker 1: works out well for both of them. If you're a 95 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,240 Speaker 1: Democrat who hates the country, it works out well for you. 96 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:16,000 Speaker 1: If you're a slave trading cartel guy, it works out 97 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,680 Speaker 1: well for you in your pocketbook. And that's how it works. 98 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:25,119 Speaker 1: So for Mexico, what's Mexico dealing with? Well, here's the deal. 99 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:29,599 Speaker 1: Because most of these people are not Mexicans. They come 100 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,760 Speaker 1: from South America, they come from Africa, China, They'll come 101 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:35,480 Speaker 1: from all over the world, Uzbekistan, you name it. These 102 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,760 Speaker 1: are slaves that come from everywhere, all over the planet. 103 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:42,039 Speaker 1: If you're Mexico, what you don't want to have to 104 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:47,719 Speaker 1: do is deal with these people. It's expensive to deal 105 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:51,800 Speaker 1: with illegal immigrants. If you're going to have to house them, 106 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:54,400 Speaker 1: even if you're going to treat them like crap, even 107 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:58,479 Speaker 1: if it's a big warehouse with some bunks on the ground, 108 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:03,760 Speaker 1: that's expensive. It's expensive to feed them, It's expensive to 109 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:07,040 Speaker 1: deal with them at all. What you do not want 110 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:11,880 Speaker 1: under any circumstances is having to deal with these people. 111 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,760 Speaker 1: It only back breaks you and your budget. So if 112 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,800 Speaker 1: you're Mexico, you have two choices, or you can choose 113 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:22,400 Speaker 1: one of these two options, or oftentimes they choose both. Boom, 114 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 1: you stop them at your southern borders so they can't 115 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 1: get in. Or if you can't do that, and there's 116 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,240 Speaker 1: all kinds of American pressure that will keep you from 117 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:34,440 Speaker 1: being able to do that. If you can't do that, 118 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:41,280 Speaker 1: just let them through, shoot guide them through. There's footage 119 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 1: out there of Mexicans or the government. The Mexican government 120 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 1: guiding these people through with vehicles who have emergency lights 121 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,120 Speaker 1: and things like that. Ain't come on the book. The 122 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:53,760 Speaker 1: border is this way. You just don't want them to stay. 123 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:58,000 Speaker 1: You want them to keep going through. It's in Mexico's 124 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:02,480 Speaker 1: interests to get these people out or keep these people out. 125 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 1: Only the United States of America is run by people 126 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:10,920 Speaker 1: who hate the country so much they actually want these 127 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:15,160 Speaker 1: people to come in and collapse the country. That's why 128 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:23,040 Speaker 1: Mexico does what they do illegal immigration. It just breaks 129 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:27,560 Speaker 1: any nation, it breaks them. And also, remember Mexico is 130 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,840 Speaker 1: full of states. I just call them states because it's 131 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,360 Speaker 1: easy to understand, just like America is. You know, America's 132 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:35,000 Speaker 1: broken under the states, so are Mexicans. So is Mexico. 133 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:40,520 Speaker 1: Well a roughly half of Mexican states. You don't really 134 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:44,360 Speaker 1: need to think of them as nations. They're run by cartels. 135 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,800 Speaker 1: The governor is owned by the cartel. The cartel oftentimes 136 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:50,960 Speaker 1: is the government. The cartel is the police force. And 137 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,520 Speaker 1: I know this is hard for people to understand. The 138 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:57,120 Speaker 1: cartel builds the schools. If you're having a wedding, it's 139 00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:00,600 Speaker 1: a cartel wedding. The cartel paves the row odes, the 140 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:05,160 Speaker 1: cartel runs things there, and if the cartel decides they 141 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:08,400 Speaker 1: want a caravan of people coming through their area, that's 142 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:13,559 Speaker 1: something they can make happen. It's a really, really ugly situation. 143 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,280 Speaker 1: And this is part of my big issue when it 144 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:19,400 Speaker 1: comes to illegal immigration. My issue is not just the 145 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:24,439 Speaker 1: illegal immigration, it's how kind of hopeless I feel about it, 146 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:27,000 Speaker 1: because I know and I know everyone's going to disagree 147 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,000 Speaker 1: with me. No matter who your favorite candidate is, you'll 148 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,880 Speaker 1: disagree with what I'm about to say. I don't believe 149 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,320 Speaker 1: a single Republican running to be president of the United 150 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:39,400 Speaker 1: States of America actually has the stones to do what 151 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:42,240 Speaker 1: needs to be done, because what needs to be done 152 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:46,120 Speaker 1: is ugly, and it will look terrible on TV, and 153 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:49,040 Speaker 1: the news will hate you and you'll probably be impeached 154 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:52,320 Speaker 1: for it. People coming into our southern borders should be 155 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:58,520 Speaker 1: turned away at gunpoint. At gunpoint, you cannot enter our 156 00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:01,680 Speaker 1: country and the people who are here you think that's bad. 157 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:05,239 Speaker 1: The people who are here should be arrested and deported 158 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:09,880 Speaker 1: and mass buses of them, busses of them going across 159 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:14,040 Speaker 1: the southern border. That's men, women and children, load them 160 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:17,120 Speaker 1: up and leave. This must become a nation that is 161 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:19,760 Speaker 1: known to the world as being a place that is 162 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:24,200 Speaker 1: unwelcoming of illegals. It must become known as that. And 163 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:26,760 Speaker 1: without that, we will never stop it. And I know 164 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:30,320 Speaker 1: everyone thinks, no, my goy, I'll deport them. Lies. I've 165 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:33,760 Speaker 1: never seen it. Hey, if your guy starts really deporting 166 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,640 Speaker 1: them in mass really doing it and stopping them at 167 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:39,439 Speaker 1: the porter, he'll be the first. Let me know when 168 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:43,440 Speaker 1: the first one starts. All right, a secret society? Should 169 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:45,720 Speaker 1: I lead one? Am I going to hang on? It 170 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:50,840 Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show on an ask doctor Jesse Friday. 171 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:54,560 Speaker 1: Remember you can still email me. We're still alive Jesse 172 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:59,920 Speaker 1: at Jesse kellyshow dot com, Jesse at Jesse Kelly showed. 173 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,880 Speaker 1: All right, let's get to as many of these as 174 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:05,600 Speaker 1: I can get to you because I'm a little bit behind. 175 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,280 Speaker 1: I've tried to be fast, I've really genuinely tried to 176 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:11,920 Speaker 1: be fast tonight. But I don't know. I'm maybe I'm 177 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:16,960 Speaker 1: losing my mind. Dear Jesse, do you ever see yourself 178 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:23,280 Speaker 1: in the future leading a nationwide anti communist secret society? Well, 179 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,400 Speaker 1: I don't know. That I'm going to be leading anything. 180 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:29,560 Speaker 1: I think this is kind of all of us. Uh. 181 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:35,280 Speaker 1: I will say this, If it's a secret society, then 182 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:39,400 Speaker 1: we lost, so I hope not. I don't want to 183 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:43,520 Speaker 1: have to do things in secret. You shouldn't want the 184 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:47,960 Speaker 1: things you want in secret. We should stop being so 185 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:51,240 Speaker 1: quiet and secretive. And I understand what you're saying. That's 186 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:54,680 Speaker 1: no insult to you. If we get to the place 187 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:56,160 Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't think we're going to be 188 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,120 Speaker 1: here tomorrow. But if we get to the place in 189 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,360 Speaker 1: this country where we have to have a mea in 190 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:04,400 Speaker 1: my basement, that's a bad place to be because that 191 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:07,320 Speaker 1: means we lost. Let's try to not get there. Let's 192 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,560 Speaker 1: try to not lose, all right. But look, I do 193 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:13,280 Speaker 1: have good news. If we do have to start a 194 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:17,720 Speaker 1: secret anti communist society, we will be able to text 195 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:21,840 Speaker 1: and communicate with each other on our pure talk phones, 196 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:27,319 Speaker 1: knowing that's being anti communists. You see. I don't support 197 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,280 Speaker 1: the dirt ball communist companies like Verizon, AT and T 198 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:34,320 Speaker 1: and T Mobile. I don't pay those companies anymore. I 199 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,640 Speaker 1: used to, I admit I did. I used to pay 200 00:12:36,679 --> 00:12:38,280 Speaker 1: them and then they would take my money and they 201 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,400 Speaker 1: go give it to Black Lives Matter and they go 202 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:44,240 Speaker 1: give Ay, here's something for the Rainbow Brigade. I love you. Nope, 203 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:48,960 Speaker 1: no more. Pure Talk shares my values. Pure Talk they're 204 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,080 Speaker 1: so pro American. They do something no one else does today. 205 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:57,400 Speaker 1: They hire American Americans right here in America. When you 206 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,400 Speaker 1: dial pure Talk here in a second, when you pick 207 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:02,120 Speaker 1: up your phone and dial pound two five zero and 208 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:06,640 Speaker 1: say Jesse, you will deal with an American, an American 209 00:13:06,679 --> 00:13:11,199 Speaker 1: who actually speaks English. That's a wonderful company man. And 210 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:14,200 Speaker 1: you save a bunch of money, and you don't sacrifice service. 211 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:19,000 Speaker 1: Dial pound two point fifty and say Jesse Kelly, Pound 212 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:24,000 Speaker 1: two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly. Switch to puertalk. That's 213 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:27,640 Speaker 1: what we'll text with on our anti commedy meetings. Dear 214 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:31,360 Speaker 1: bad man who punts small defenseless dogs from RVs, that's 215 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:34,480 Speaker 1: not what I did. You might use my name. It 216 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:38,160 Speaker 1: is non Jewish listener Kevin. I saw World War two 217 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:41,840 Speaker 1: vets say his first battle lasted twenty five days. He 218 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,400 Speaker 1: did not have an opportunity to bathe or even change 219 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,840 Speaker 1: his underwear. My question is this, as a fighting man, 220 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:51,160 Speaker 1: what's the longest you went without a shower and what 221 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,640 Speaker 1: happens to a man's body when he doesn't get to 222 00:13:53,679 --> 00:14:00,240 Speaker 1: clean himself or change his underwear. Okay, I actually have 223 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:04,640 Speaker 1: one that's very similar to that. When we were invading Iraq, 224 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:06,440 Speaker 1: we get the word and we hop in our amtraks 225 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:09,800 Speaker 1: and we go to invade Iraq. We thought that there 226 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,160 Speaker 1: was a good chance Saddam was going to gas us, 227 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:17,600 Speaker 1: and so we had what's called mop gear mopp ps in, Paul, 228 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,400 Speaker 1: don't worry about it. It's gas mask gear, not just 229 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,400 Speaker 1: the gas mask. It's you know, top, bottom, everything. It's 230 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,440 Speaker 1: the worst. It's called mop gear. At least that's what 231 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,800 Speaker 1: we called it back then. I don't know whether it's 232 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,720 Speaker 1: still called that today. It's called mop gear. Well, we 233 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,600 Speaker 1: didn't have to wear our gas masks all the time, 234 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,320 Speaker 1: although there were times where we had to put them 235 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,760 Speaker 1: on we thought we were getting agased, but we did 236 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:39,280 Speaker 1: have to have the top and the bottom on. That's 237 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:44,520 Speaker 1: essentially like wearing a ski jacket and ski pants over 238 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:49,640 Speaker 1: your camis. Now, you do remember when we went to 239 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,840 Speaker 1: war over there, right, it was freaking hot. It was 240 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:55,560 Speaker 1: March March o three, if I remember right, March O 241 00:14:55,680 --> 00:15:00,480 Speaker 1: three is hot and it got hotter, and we were 242 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:04,480 Speaker 1: there during the invasion, so there weren't bases set up 243 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,640 Speaker 1: like like what you the Iraqi came to know afterwards 244 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:10,200 Speaker 1: was not like the one we saw. There were no bases, 245 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,760 Speaker 1: there were no facilities. It was their country, saddam Atta. 246 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:16,480 Speaker 1: We were invading it. We the male couldn't catch us. 247 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,560 Speaker 1: We ran out of water and food a couple times. 248 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,480 Speaker 1: We were moving so fast and just fighting our way 249 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:24,120 Speaker 1: through the country. Well, we were also sweating our way 250 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:27,920 Speaker 1: through the country. And there are no baths, there are 251 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:32,360 Speaker 1: no showers, there are no facilities, nothing whatsoever. You're in 252 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:37,840 Speaker 1: a hostile country at war. Uh. I'm going to skip 253 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,400 Speaker 1: through most of this because it's pretty bad. I will 254 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:45,320 Speaker 1: tell you on the days we got lucky, you would 255 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,240 Speaker 1: get a pack of baby wipes and try to wipe down, 256 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,880 Speaker 1: you know, whatever the necessary parts to wipe down, to 257 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,320 Speaker 1: try to make sure you could stand the smell of 258 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:57,760 Speaker 1: yourself and make sure you didn't get sick. Remember, hygiene 259 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:01,080 Speaker 1: is part of health. You are you need to clean yourself, 260 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:04,600 Speaker 1: especially important areas, you must clean yourself, and they knew that, 261 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,720 Speaker 1: so we would do that. You would drown your hands 262 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:12,840 Speaker 1: in hand sanitizer at the end of the day, I've 263 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,560 Speaker 1: never felt by the time we got to Baghdad, because 264 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,520 Speaker 1: we started out obviously south and koit. We got all 265 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,600 Speaker 1: the way up to Bagdad. It's as far north as 266 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,600 Speaker 1: we got as my unit got. By the time we 267 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,760 Speaker 1: got to Baghdad, I was so disgusting. We were all 268 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:33,040 Speaker 1: so disgusted. Your body just feels greasy. Isn't really a 269 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,160 Speaker 1: way I want to put it, because when I say greasy, 270 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,400 Speaker 1: you feel like you skipped and you skipped a shower yesterday. 271 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:44,080 Speaker 1: It's almost as if there's a film, a thick film 272 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:49,400 Speaker 1: with filth on your body and it's soul gross your 273 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,760 Speaker 1: feet and everything. It's so gross. And I was in mortars. 274 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,520 Speaker 1: I was in mortar section. It was a squad, A squad. 275 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:58,119 Speaker 1: To make it easy for you to understand, ten people, okayn, 276 00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,440 Speaker 1: ten men. I want to put it in ways you 277 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:03,640 Speaker 1: can understand. And there were some green Berets doing some 278 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:07,840 Speaker 1: stuff in Baghdad and they needed a little extra security 279 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,560 Speaker 1: for their particular area. And Bagdad in the area they 280 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,800 Speaker 1: were in was kind of a subdivision, looked very similar 281 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,520 Speaker 1: to an American subdivision. Bagdad isn't all mud huts, right, 282 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,919 Speaker 1: It was the normal looking homes. We lucked out in 283 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,960 Speaker 1: that my mortar section. We never got shoot our mortars. 284 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,640 Speaker 1: In Iraq, we were just riflemen over there. They said, hey, 285 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,520 Speaker 1: come run some security for these green beanies for a 286 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:32,120 Speaker 1: couple of weeks. We show up at this house and 287 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:36,719 Speaker 1: there's a garden hose in the lawn that works. And 288 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:40,440 Speaker 1: I know that sounds like nothing to you. You've never 289 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:44,200 Speaker 1: seen a bunch of straight grown men undressed that fast 290 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:47,160 Speaker 1: in front of each other in your entire life. We 291 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:52,760 Speaker 1: set up security and we were naked as a jaybird immediately. 292 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,119 Speaker 1: Now obviously we took turns like it's not the Air Force. 293 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,800 Speaker 1: We took turns and the water was freezing, and we 294 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:01,080 Speaker 1: didn't care. Someone scrounged up a bar of sop ice 295 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:04,800 Speaker 1: cold out of a hose and it was the greatest 296 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:08,439 Speaker 1: shower I've ever felt. Oh my goodness, I could have 297 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,520 Speaker 1: went skipping down the road, except that I probably would 298 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,760 Speaker 1: have been shot. So there I have experienced it all right. 299 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,960 Speaker 1: Someone wants to talk to me about Viveck, someone wants 300 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:21,520 Speaker 1: to talk about the Civil War Vietnam. We'll be back. 301 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:26,560 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly shown. We've still got a 302 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,879 Speaker 1: half hour left. We've still got a half hour of 303 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:32,720 Speaker 1: ask doctor Jesse questions. Remember you can email the show 304 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:38,040 Speaker 1: Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Doctor Jesse, can you 305 00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:40,280 Speaker 1: walk me off the ledge? This is a VIVEC guy. 306 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 1: I'm a millennial Iowa voter. I'm seriously considering voting for Vivek. 307 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,239 Speaker 1: You and others I trust, give me pause though, when 308 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:51,439 Speaker 1: you call him a snake oil salesman. Here's my question. 309 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,680 Speaker 1: How bad can a snake oil salesman in the White 310 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,359 Speaker 1: House be? Do you think he might go calm me 311 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,399 Speaker 1: on us once he gets there. If Vivek does flip 312 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,920 Speaker 1: and go COMI, he'll lose his popular support, so on 313 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,359 Speaker 1: and so forth. What am I missing? If Vivek was 314 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:10,080 Speaker 1: a snake oil salesman, he'd be the same as basically 315 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:13,480 Speaker 1: every other president, right, And I think it's highly debatable 316 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:17,520 Speaker 1: that he's a snake oil salesman in the first place. Okay, listen, 317 00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:23,360 Speaker 1: I have I have the same philosophy now that I've 318 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,200 Speaker 1: always had, at least when it comes to doing radio. 319 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,600 Speaker 1: And you will know this about me. I don't tell 320 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,440 Speaker 1: you how to vote, do I? Michael? Have I ever 321 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,760 Speaker 1: told people? I don't tell people how to vote. Our 322 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:42,240 Speaker 1: problem is not you. If you're somebody who votes differently 323 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,480 Speaker 1: than I do, like in this primary, if you're voting 324 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,600 Speaker 1: for a different candidate that I'm voting for, you're not 325 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:52,920 Speaker 1: the problem. You're involved, you're educated on the issues, you care, 326 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,840 Speaker 1: You have somebody you like that I don't care for. 327 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:03,800 Speaker 1: If you're leaning towards Vivek. If you like Vivek, brother, 328 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:07,159 Speaker 1: go vote for Vivek. And you don't owe me an explanation. 329 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,520 Speaker 1: I'm not in charge of you or anything like that. 330 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:13,200 Speaker 1: You don't owe me, squad. I like that you're involved. 331 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:19,080 Speaker 1: I like that you care. If you're voting for Trump, DeSantis, whatever, 332 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:22,720 Speaker 1: you have your reasons, VIVEC, I don't care. You cared 333 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:27,440 Speaker 1: enough to pay attention, get involved and vote in a primary. 334 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,240 Speaker 1: If that's where your heart tells you to go, then 335 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:34,760 Speaker 1: do it. You, as an American citizen, have very very 336 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:39,359 Speaker 1: little political power. I, as an American citizen, have very 337 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:44,440 Speaker 1: little political power. But your vote is the power you have. 338 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:49,440 Speaker 1: You don't give it away to anybody nobody. I don't 339 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,359 Speaker 1: care if I stood here and told you I Vivek 340 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:56,800 Speaker 1: was the Antichrist. If you believe in VIVC and he's 341 00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:00,920 Speaker 1: your guy, then get your butt out there and vote. VIVEC. 342 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:04,360 Speaker 1: I am not here to campaign and never will be 343 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:08,200 Speaker 1: on behalf of any man or any candidate. I don't 344 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,600 Speaker 1: do that because I don't believe we are a man 345 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:14,760 Speaker 1: away from being saved. We are generations of you and 346 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:18,320 Speaker 1: me putting in the work away from being saved. If 347 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,959 Speaker 1: he's your guy, then go vote for him. All I 348 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:27,600 Speaker 1: told you was my impression. I see a guy, highly intelligent, 349 00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:34,680 Speaker 1: highly charismatic. I see a guy saying all the right things, 350 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:41,320 Speaker 1: all of them today, who wasn't saying those things a 351 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:47,080 Speaker 1: year or two ago. That's what I don't trust. And 352 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:52,760 Speaker 1: the reason those things give me pause is unless you 353 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:57,400 Speaker 1: really really believe, once you get into the White House, 354 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,919 Speaker 1: which is not gonna be in the White House anyway, 355 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,399 Speaker 1: but let's say he was, you get into the white House, 356 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:06,440 Speaker 1: your true beliefs are going to be the only thing 357 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:10,960 Speaker 1: that has a chance of keeping you from losing your way. 358 00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:15,160 Speaker 1: That's the truth. If you don't really believe it. If 359 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:18,040 Speaker 1: it's a campaign slogan, this is what these people want 360 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,960 Speaker 1: to hear, and this is what they those people want 361 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,760 Speaker 1: to hear. Well, remember, yeah, the President's very powerful, very important. 362 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:30,359 Speaker 1: He's also under more pressure than anyone else, pressure coming 363 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:34,760 Speaker 1: from everywhere, from his own staff, maybe even his own, 364 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:39,920 Speaker 1: his own family, media pressure, Democrat pressure, Republican pressure, pressure 365 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,920 Speaker 1: from the world. Remember, the life of a president is this. 366 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,960 Speaker 1: You have to pick up the phone and call one 367 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,960 Speaker 1: of your biggest campaign donors. He bundled fifty million dollars 368 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:53,000 Speaker 1: for your last campaign, and he's very angry with you, 369 00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:54,840 Speaker 1: and you have to spend ten minutes on the phone 370 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,360 Speaker 1: talking him off the ledge because he's threatening to withhold 371 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,720 Speaker 1: his support next time. By the time you hang up 372 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,719 Speaker 1: the phone with him, you have to get on your 373 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,480 Speaker 1: on the phone with a scheduled with a scheduled call 374 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,679 Speaker 1: with some big shot at the un because you have 375 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,600 Speaker 1: to negotiate some deal over there. You have to hang 376 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,160 Speaker 1: up that phone call. Then it's press conference time, where 377 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,440 Speaker 1: the media is gonna call you the antique cost this 378 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,000 Speaker 1: is and I'm not complaining for them. That's the job 379 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,359 Speaker 1: you try to sign up for. But that's the job 380 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:25,159 Speaker 1: of being president. Unless you have an anchor, a belief 381 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:29,200 Speaker 1: system that anchors you down, You're not gonna make it, man, 382 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,600 Speaker 1: You're not gonna make it. You're gonna get there and 383 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:35,720 Speaker 1: you're gonna blow up. It's part of the reason. And 384 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,160 Speaker 1: this is I don't mean this to be as insulting 385 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,720 Speaker 1: as it's going to sound, but it's part of the 386 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:45,919 Speaker 1: reason Donald Trump lost his mind during COVID. It is 387 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,959 Speaker 1: Donald Trump has a million policies I love, and did 388 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,959 Speaker 1: a million great things I loved. He's very good president 389 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,280 Speaker 1: for three years, very good president for three years. But 390 00:23:55,400 --> 00:24:00,639 Speaker 1: because there was no truly anti government, limited government, that's 391 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,639 Speaker 1: not really who he is and he doesn't pretend to be. 392 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,920 Speaker 1: So I'm not acting like he does. He doesn't act 393 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,120 Speaker 1: like that's who he is. But because there's no instinct, 394 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:12,760 Speaker 1: central instinct there to limit the government, well of iris 395 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:16,120 Speaker 1: skits here. Surely the government should just take over and 396 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,920 Speaker 1: be in charge. You'll tell people what they can do 397 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,280 Speaker 1: and where they can go. And you're allowed to do this, 398 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,560 Speaker 1: and you're not allowed to do that. Your anchor in 399 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,320 Speaker 1: the ground. You heard me ranting on the radio back then. 400 00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:30,200 Speaker 1: I'm not Johnny Coum lately at this Your anchor into 401 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:35,280 Speaker 1: the ground should be freedom. America's response as the land 402 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,440 Speaker 1: of the Free, should have been the freedom response while 403 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,679 Speaker 1: the rest of the world was welding people inside of 404 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:45,159 Speaker 1: their homes. Americans who believe in freedom and living in 405 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,280 Speaker 1: government should have flatly rejected all of those and the 406 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:52,160 Speaker 1: American president should have as well. But without that anchor, 407 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:57,040 Speaker 1: you go whichever way the waves are going. That's the problem. 408 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,679 Speaker 1: But look, your point is well taken. Okay, So we 409 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,840 Speaker 1: get an other snake oil salesman in the White House. 410 00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,280 Speaker 1: How's that different from any of the others. It ain't. 411 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,920 Speaker 1: And so again, that you're involved, that's all I care about. 412 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,200 Speaker 1: People think they're gonna make me mad, Jesse, I'm voting 413 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,080 Speaker 1: for to say tis What do you think about that, Jesse, 414 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,840 Speaker 1: I'm all in for Trump? Does that make you mad? Jesse? 415 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,920 Speaker 1: I love vivek Are you mad about that? Man? I'm 416 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,040 Speaker 1: just happy you're involved. I don't need you to agree 417 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,120 Speaker 1: with me on every candidate and everything. That's all. In fact, 418 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:26,200 Speaker 1: I don't want you to, and I'm not worried about 419 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,359 Speaker 1: that necessarily with you. I'm more worried about it with norm. 420 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,639 Speaker 1: Don't ever be a lemming for somebody, no candidate, no 421 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,840 Speaker 1: radio host. You think for you. When I say something 422 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:38,520 Speaker 1: you disagree with, disagree with it, don't sit there and wow, Well, 423 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,800 Speaker 1: if Jesse said so, he must be right. No, maybe 424 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:44,800 Speaker 1: I'm full of crap. Maybe you're right. Greetings, fellow oracle. 425 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,480 Speaker 1: It's that American Indian professor again, and I'm about to 426 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:53,159 Speaker 1: start a new class. It covers the Civil War to Vietnam. Ooh, 427 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:57,600 Speaker 1: that'll be fun. As a world famous author, historian, and 428 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,879 Speaker 1: cultured traveler. How's your advice? What is your advice on 429 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,520 Speaker 1: how I should teach the Civil War to my students? 430 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:09,359 Speaker 1: You can say my name, he said, he said, it's Chris. Okay, listen, 431 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,480 Speaker 1: I know you already know this. You're a professor, I 432 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,119 Speaker 1: should say, I hope you already know this. But life, 433 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:22,639 Speaker 1: when you're communicating with other people, it's not about giving 434 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:28,280 Speaker 1: them facts and dates. It's about storytelling, and it's about 435 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:32,160 Speaker 1: making them feel it. If I was teaching a Civil 436 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,840 Speaker 1: War class, this's is just how I would do it. 437 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,720 Speaker 1: I would say this. I want you to imagine something. 438 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:42,040 Speaker 1: I want you to imagine having never left home, but 439 00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:44,680 Speaker 1: you finally answer the call. Do you join the army? 440 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:48,000 Speaker 1: You go train, You find yourself in the woods one 441 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:52,160 Speaker 1: day with your friends, and boom, you get shot through 442 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,359 Speaker 1: the knee and as you lay there in agonizing pain, 443 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,159 Speaker 1: there are bullets whizzing all around you, and then you 444 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:02,280 Speaker 1: begin to smell smoke, and then panic begins to fill 445 00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:06,280 Speaker 1: your body as you realize there's a forest fire raging 446 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,119 Speaker 1: and it's coming your way, and you know you're about 447 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:13,440 Speaker 1: to burn to death. That's the Battle of the Wilderness 448 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:17,000 Speaker 1: Civil War. Now, did I give you a single fact 449 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,879 Speaker 1: or name or date there? No, But I bet you're hooked, 450 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,119 Speaker 1: aren't you. Of course you are. And that's a true story. 451 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:28,440 Speaker 1: Tell them stories, man, tell them stories. All right, One 452 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:32,800 Speaker 1: more segment, Hang on, you're listening to the oracle. You 453 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:37,000 Speaker 1: love this one. It's a scream baby the Jesse Kelly Show. 454 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:42,040 Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The 455 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:46,360 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. On an ask Doctor Jesse Friday, I'm 456 00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:49,439 Speaker 1: excited for Monday, though, Monday's medal of honor Monday? Is 457 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,239 Speaker 1: that not the best medal of honor Monday? Remember, you 458 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:56,159 Speaker 1: can email medal of honor suggestions if there's one you like, 459 00:27:56,359 --> 00:28:00,960 Speaker 1: or even better, if there's a friend, family member, family friend, 460 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,840 Speaker 1: friend of the family. Those are probably two of the 461 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:07,439 Speaker 1: same things. Either way, if there's one you enjoy, email suggestions. 462 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,720 Speaker 1: We have a backlog of suggestions and they're almost always 463 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:14,359 Speaker 1: good love me some medal of honor Monday. Now I 464 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,119 Speaker 1: have a stack of emails here. I told you to 465 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,119 Speaker 1: send them. I'm going to try to answer them. So 466 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,040 Speaker 1: let me do this as fast as humanly possible. You 467 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,600 Speaker 1: ready buckle up and enjoy the ride. And now here's 468 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,280 Speaker 1: a headline by go you know, you know the things 469 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:36,920 Speaker 1: emails we didn't get to doctor euro trash Jesse. Did 470 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,240 Speaker 1: you carry while you recently traveled? If not, did you 471 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,760 Speaker 1: have other personal protection measures in place to deal with 472 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:48,080 Speaker 1: any unexpected threats? No, because of Europe's garbage gun laws, 473 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:52,080 Speaker 1: I did not travel. Now, I will also say, when 474 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:56,480 Speaker 1: you're as firmly ingrained in European culture as I am, 475 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,280 Speaker 1: they really look at you as one of them. And 476 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,600 Speaker 1: that's really what I went through for the most part. 477 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,360 Speaker 1: They really see me as a fellow European now, so 478 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:08,280 Speaker 1: I didn't feel in any danger. What Michael, No, I'm 479 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,959 Speaker 1: not too tall, Michael. Look, it's all about it's all 480 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,320 Speaker 1: about speaking their language, you know, dah nah mah, and 481 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,120 Speaker 1: it's things like that. So when you do that, they 482 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:20,120 Speaker 1: really they really find it appealing. So No, I didn't carry. Yes, 483 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:24,440 Speaker 1: I always have. I've always taken steps to make sure 484 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,600 Speaker 1: I'm not unarmed. I'll put it to you that way, 485 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,680 Speaker 1: and always remember this, no matter who you are, no 486 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,440 Speaker 1: matter where you are, whether you're in very cultured Europe 487 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,760 Speaker 1: like me, or anywhere else. Same thing I told my 488 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:38,360 Speaker 1: sons over and over again. Over there, phones down in 489 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:43,600 Speaker 1: your pocket, Your eyes are your best weapon. Look around, 490 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,680 Speaker 1: look around. You say this again. I don't want to 491 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,520 Speaker 1: be America's daddy, but I'm gonna say it again. When 492 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,719 Speaker 1: you're out away from your home, put your freaking phone 493 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,680 Speaker 1: in your pocket, when you're walking down the sidewalk, walking 494 00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:00,560 Speaker 1: through the mall, out in a crowd, put your phone away. 495 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:04,400 Speaker 1: I'm not being Grandpa. Okay, ire ware the phones. You 496 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,720 Speaker 1: can't focus when you're looking at that frigging phone. Take 497 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:10,600 Speaker 1: your phone away. Hey, Men's Department of the United States Navy, 498 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,320 Speaker 1: thank you for your service to America Marine. I just 499 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,040 Speaker 1: wanted to know if you're a trusty shellback of a 500 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:21,680 Speaker 1: marine or not. Signed trust the trusty golden shellback squid paw. Okay, 501 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,160 Speaker 1: most people will not know what that means. I am not, 502 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:28,360 Speaker 1: but what a trusty shellback is is. I won't go 503 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:32,000 Speaker 1: into all the details. Crossing the equator. I believe it's 504 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,040 Speaker 1: the equator. When you're in the navy or a marine 505 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:38,920 Speaker 1: on a naval ship, there's a ceremony and it's a ridiculo. 506 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:43,480 Speaker 1: Would look ridiculous and sound ridiculous to anybody who isn't involved. 507 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:47,040 Speaker 1: There's marching. They make you dress up there, but it's 508 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:50,720 Speaker 1: an initiation ritual. You did it. You cross the equator. 509 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,640 Speaker 1: That's a trusty shellback. But I never crossed the ocean 510 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,840 Speaker 1: on a boat. Whenever we were crossing, we were always 511 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,320 Speaker 1: on planes. Hey, litterbug Jesse, you know what, that's not 512 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,360 Speaker 1: very nice. That's not nice. I recall my eldest son 513 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,800 Speaker 1: will be driving, or eldest son will be driving, and 514 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,960 Speaker 1: you said you intended to buy him the ugliest car 515 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,280 Speaker 1: you can find for him to keep him humble. Does 516 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,400 Speaker 1: that mean you will never let him drive your balding 517 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,239 Speaker 1: midlife crisis car. You know that's not very nice. Her 518 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,320 Speaker 1: name is Karen, and now he's gonna get a crappy 519 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:22,360 Speaker 1: car like kids deserve. Hey, European connoisseur of Creamfield desserts, 520 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,600 Speaker 1: welcome back. My daughter's going to Scotland and Ireland this 521 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,840 Speaker 1: summer with her school. I want her to be as 522 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:31,360 Speaker 1: safe as possible. What are some steps you took that 523 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,800 Speaker 1: so she can be safe. Knives and stuff like that 524 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,959 Speaker 1: are outlawed. I think she will hopefully take pepper spray. 525 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,800 Speaker 1: All right, says I can say his name. His name 526 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,480 Speaker 1: is Ben Listen. I don't know what's allowed, so I 527 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,440 Speaker 1: want to make sure, no matter what, you're following the law. 528 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,840 Speaker 1: You don't want to get busted in a foreign country. 529 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:51,560 Speaker 1: But I will say once again, very hard for younger 530 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,480 Speaker 1: folks to understand this, but frankly, it's everybody now. Put 531 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,080 Speaker 1: the phone down. Put the phone down. Put the phone down. 532 00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,080 Speaker 1: You're out and about. I know she's gonna want to 533 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,040 Speaker 1: take pictures with her friends. Whatever. Pull your phone out, 534 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,640 Speaker 1: take a picture, and then put it away, post it 535 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,720 Speaker 1: when you get seated at a restaurant or back to 536 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:09,560 Speaker 1: your hotel. Put your phone down. Her eyes are her 537 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:14,240 Speaker 1: best friend, especially as a woman. Women's intuition is incredible. 538 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,479 Speaker 1: That's how God made them. Because they're small and they 539 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,440 Speaker 1: have weak risks, so he made sure they have better intuition. 540 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,440 Speaker 1: She knows when a place is bad. I have a well, 541 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,720 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say who it is. I have a 542 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,760 Speaker 1: relative of mine I'm very close to She's a woman, 543 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:31,120 Speaker 1: she travels a lot by yourself. She will tell you immediately. 544 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,400 Speaker 1: I felt unsafe here and I bailed immediately. A woman 545 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,120 Speaker 1: knows when she's in a bad situation. A woman knows. 546 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:39,440 Speaker 1: I don't know whether your daughter is a drinker. Tell 547 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,400 Speaker 1: her to back off of that. No booze on the trip, 548 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,120 Speaker 1: or at least very little. Keep your eyes in her 549 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,160 Speaker 1: wits about or your eyes and your wits are your 550 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:50,760 Speaker 1: best friend. Also, again, I don't know the laws of 551 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:55,840 Speaker 1: the country. I will say this though, Uh, roll of 552 00:32:55,960 --> 00:33:00,320 Speaker 1: coords doesn't hurt to have a roll of chords get 553 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,520 Speaker 1: hit by somebody who had a roller quarters in his hands. 554 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:06,719 Speaker 1: I have, and I've done it back. It urts. That's one. Two. 555 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:12,440 Speaker 1: A padlock in a sock goes right in her purse. 556 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,800 Speaker 1: Is it allowed? She better make sure it's loud and illegal. 557 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,440 Speaker 1: But if it is, that's a weapon. That's a weapon. 558 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,960 Speaker 1: Shoot that'll brain you right there. A padlock in a 559 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,520 Speaker 1: sock might save your life. Just some things to think about. 560 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,320 Speaker 1: Brian wants uh this is from wants to know if 561 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:35,000 Speaker 1: the communists in New York in Europe wore face mass. No, 562 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,440 Speaker 1: you rarely saw face mass where I was, I hardly 563 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,840 Speaker 1: ever saw them, Jesse. Now that you've gone from white 564 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:44,440 Speaker 1: trash to eurotrash, I wonder did your menu whispering skills 565 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,360 Speaker 1: work on your vacation, But yes I did. I'm not 566 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:52,760 Speaker 1: the best menu orderer in America. I'm the best menu 567 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,720 Speaker 1: order in the world. It has nothing to do with 568 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,720 Speaker 1: being America or not. When I look at a menu, 569 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:04,160 Speaker 1: I see things that mortal people don't see. I just 570 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,560 Speaker 1: I have this ability to look at a menu and 571 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,400 Speaker 1: what to order jumps off the menu at me, and 572 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,879 Speaker 1: I just know. It's an It's an instinct. Don't shake 573 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,680 Speaker 1: your head, Michael, It's an instinct that very few possess. 574 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,319 Speaker 1: I'm really the blessed one, Dear doctor Jesse. Is there 575 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,760 Speaker 1: a way to give the illegal border crossers a copy 576 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,160 Speaker 1: of the United States Constitution in Spanish? Whether that helped 577 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:28,080 Speaker 1: the illegals become anti communists? No, these people don't care 578 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:31,360 Speaker 1: about the Constitution. We have to I'm not gonna say it, 579 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:32,880 Speaker 1: not ever going to say we have to let the 580 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:36,600 Speaker 1: Constitution go. That's ridiculous, right, It's wonderful, but we have 581 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:40,040 Speaker 1: to stop thinking about the Constitution as if it's a 582 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,040 Speaker 1: solution that we can simply hand it to people who 583 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:46,680 Speaker 1: have no affinity or loyalty to this country. Hey, here's 584 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,640 Speaker 1: a constitution, isn't that great? W Well, hold on, we 585 00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,239 Speaker 1: put it this way way that doesn't work for him 586 00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,239 Speaker 1: at all. All right, you can email me. I will be 587 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:59,640 Speaker 1: back on Monday. Email address is Jesse at jesse kellyshow 588 00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:04,000 Speaker 1: dot com. Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Put your 589 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,920 Speaker 1: phone down, enjoy your weekend. That's all