1 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:07,240 Speaker 1: Hello, Baby La Camp. 2 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:09,159 Speaker 2: Welcome to the bonus episode of the Give Them a 3 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,280 Speaker 2: La Pod. Welcome Easton, Hi. 4 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:11,720 Speaker 1: How are you? 5 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 3: How uh? 6 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:18,479 Speaker 2: I liked the idea of since Mom's away, like what 7 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,720 Speaker 2: did people do to play? And I was like, you know, 8 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,919 Speaker 2: this seems maybe like a little weird that we're talking 9 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 2: about this in our thirties, especially because it's my house. 10 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 1: I should be able to do whatever the fuck I want, 11 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 1: whenever I want, but. 12 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 3: That isn't the case. 13 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 1: I do feel like it's kind of mom's house. 14 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:37,560 Speaker 3: She no, she is queen Bee. Yeah, in her little honeycomb. 15 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 2: Like yeah, Like I alsopill on the couch and be like, 16 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 2: oh fuck, my mom's gonna see it. I'm like, I 17 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,839 Speaker 2: bought this fucking couch. I'll give a shit, dump the 18 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:45,919 Speaker 2: whole diet coke on it. 19 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:48,480 Speaker 3: That's good. We have a mom. 20 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 4: You cannot live alone. No, but what did you do 21 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 4: when Mom's away? How did you play? Because I was 22 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:59,240 Speaker 4: thinking about it. 23 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,320 Speaker 3: What did you do? Nothing? 24 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:05,760 Speaker 4: That really like if they went out of town and 25 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:09,200 Speaker 4: you weren't there, I would have like a select few 26 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,480 Speaker 4: people come over, like fifteen to twenty, but it was 27 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:15,959 Speaker 4: always like ten of my homies and like ten invites 28 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,119 Speaker 4: of just people, and it was just it. 29 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,039 Speaker 3: Was almost like adults. 30 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,760 Speaker 4: We would have drinks and cocktails and things like that, 31 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 4: shoot shots whatever, but it was like no one was 32 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,319 Speaker 4: throwing up, no one was. 33 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 3: Acting a fool. Yeah, that was when mom and dad 34 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 3: were home. 35 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:34,840 Speaker 2: I feel like whenever you had friends over, the basement 36 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 2: toilet was a little finicky, and any time mom and 37 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,480 Speaker 2: Dad would leave us, I think you felt. 38 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,959 Speaker 4: Like you were the one who found that out, and 39 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:46,600 Speaker 4: by you, not you, but all of your high school friends. 40 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:49,639 Speaker 4: When we got it built, I remember all the time, 41 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 4: and I'm not gonna say the name, but I'll say 42 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 4: the name, not the full name, but Matt. I remember 43 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 4: having to plunge shit from that toilet so many times 44 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 4: from Matt. 45 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 3: It was like train me. Whenever people would use the 46 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:05,960 Speaker 3: downstairs toilet, they'd be like, yeah, I'm gonna go to 47 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 3: the bathroom. I go, hold on. 48 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,800 Speaker 1: What are we talking here? One? Two? And how many wipes? 49 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 1: You're talking? 50 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 3: Like I have to pooh? I'd go upstairs. You go, 51 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,680 Speaker 3: not down here, buddy, No, but it pipes. 52 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,839 Speaker 2: It was always like when mom and Dad were gone, 53 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:21,160 Speaker 2: someone chose to just like blow that ship up, and 54 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't want to deal. 55 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:23,639 Speaker 1: I truly don't. 56 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,519 Speaker 3: Yeah, and I would. Lisa even makes me deal. 57 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 4: Now my toilet is clogged up. Can you come to 58 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:32,520 Speaker 4: find out? 59 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 1: We had a horrible fucking trigger warning? 60 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, trigger warning. 61 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 4: But also we had a sewage issue with a steak 62 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,239 Speaker 4: in the middle, so backage up was gonna happen anyway. 63 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,840 Speaker 3: Lisa's like, I don't want to do it. It's disgusting. 64 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,920 Speaker 1: I'm like, it's your shit there It wasn't. Actually it 65 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:54,040 Speaker 1: was no one's because of that steak. Yeah, through the 66 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,079 Speaker 1: sewer line. But at this. 67 00:02:56,040 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 3: House, I was only under the impression. 68 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,640 Speaker 1: Of why do you think we keep you around? 69 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:05,520 Speaker 3: Shit? And I was gonna have to go plunge one 70 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,079 Speaker 3: of those up. 71 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:11,840 Speaker 2: That's repulsive. I'm gonna vomit. I'm gonna throw up. 72 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 1: Can I tell you what I love to do? 73 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,359 Speaker 2: What I love to do when mom and Dad were gone, 74 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:20,200 Speaker 2: Tell me I would have my friends over and we 75 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 2: would use the cam quarter. 76 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 3: No, she's lying, guys, she has no friends. 77 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 2: Okay, Dad, When I would say I'm gonna go with 78 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,800 Speaker 2: my I'm gonna go with my friends, you have no friends? 79 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 3: All rude? 80 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 1: Now that statement could be true. 81 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 3: He was just preparing me. 82 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 2: He was looking, He's like, one day, Lauren, the entire 83 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 2: internet is going to be telling you this. 84 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 1: I'm preparing you. I'm like, no, Dad, You're supposed to 85 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 1: be a safe place. 86 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 3: But he was building you up for the real world 87 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 3: and the conversation needed to be had. 88 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 1: No, I've got the world by the balls. No. 89 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 2: I would use the cam quorder that Mom and Dad 90 00:03:56,760 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 2: bought literally to only film you and your games lacrosse football, 91 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,280 Speaker 2: and I would take one of the cassettes and make 92 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 2: sure that I didn't tape over one of your games. 93 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 1: And I would have my friends over and we would. 94 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 2: Make homemade movies, one of which was called Beanie Girls 95 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:20,039 Speaker 2: in California. We lived in California. We were probably in 96 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 2: the fifth grade, and mom had gotten us all beanies 97 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 2: from Limited Too, and that was my gift to all 98 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 2: my friends. They came over and we put them. We 99 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,839 Speaker 2: put them on and made a movie and pretended like 100 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:38,719 Speaker 2: it had never snowed in Los Angeles before. And we 101 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,480 Speaker 2: opened the movie by us running to the windows looking 102 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:46,200 Speaker 2: outside as it flurried, and we looked at each other 103 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 2: and went the surfboards are out, and the snowboards are in. 104 00:04:58,440 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 3: Can we find this tape? 105 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,360 Speaker 1: And then I hope so. 106 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:05,480 Speaker 2: And then I had one line where we're sitting there 107 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 2: and I go, my dad bought me a new Ferrari 108 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:14,840 Speaker 2: and my friend goes, me too, what color it's yellow? 109 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,039 Speaker 1: Mine too. 110 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,040 Speaker 2: We pretended like we were like a part of Clueless, 111 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,680 Speaker 2: like we were really rich in California. And we even 112 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:25,159 Speaker 2: pretended to get wasted. And I chopped up crackers and 113 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 2: made one of my friends have water with the crackers 114 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:31,880 Speaker 2: and filmed her throwing it up in the scene. 115 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:35,159 Speaker 4: To the sink, not even the toilet, correct. I remember 116 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:36,599 Speaker 4: Dad was pissed about that one. 117 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,040 Speaker 2: See, that's what you have to remember. When the moms 118 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,080 Speaker 2: and dads are away, the kids will play. 119 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:42,600 Speaker 1: They always come home. 120 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:48,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, we hope they always come home. 121 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:49,799 Speaker 3: I always hoped. 122 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 2: I also remember that when mom was away, I said 123 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,320 Speaker 2: God for the first time. 124 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:58,200 Speaker 1: We were dancing on camera and I went, oh, my God. 125 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 2: And then I went and my friend goes, it's fine, 126 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:04,280 Speaker 2: it's fine, no one's no one's home. They didn't hear 127 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,680 Speaker 2: you say it, because remember we're from Utah. Like, yeah, 128 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:10,599 Speaker 2: don't take the Lord's name in vain. Not that that matters. 129 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:13,600 Speaker 1: You don't have to be from Utah to have to practice. 130 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:15,560 Speaker 3: I should, That's what I always say. 131 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,840 Speaker 2: Oh my god, same, I need to stop. I'd watch 132 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,520 Speaker 2: HBO because they had titties. 133 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:23,920 Speaker 4: Oh I did that when mom and dad were home, though, 134 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,920 Speaker 4: when they were ya, we'd sit downstairs on the big 135 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:32,359 Speaker 4: fucking TV. We'd just be a couple of horny, fucking 136 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:38,040 Speaker 4: bastards just watching like the US gone wild. We didn't 137 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 4: we couldn't pay, we didn't have credit cards, but boy 138 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,160 Speaker 4: did it give us a taste. 139 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,480 Speaker 2: Oh my, I remember watching it with our next door 140 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,880 Speaker 2: neighbor and it was like it was just like a movie, 141 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:50,279 Speaker 2: a tasteful movie with boobs. 142 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:51,200 Speaker 1: And Mom walked down. 143 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:53,280 Speaker 2: And the next time we try to do it, HBO 144 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,440 Speaker 2: gone no longer on the TV. 145 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,800 Speaker 4: She fucked it up for all of us, me and 146 00:06:58,839 --> 00:07:00,520 Speaker 4: my horny friends again. 147 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,800 Speaker 3: We had to start going to my other friend's house. 148 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:05,720 Speaker 2: Whose parents didn't know that they were paying for HBO 149 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,800 Speaker 2: or liked it enough for themselves to no cancel. 150 00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:12,760 Speaker 3: They're like, they'll see it watching it in bed and kind. 151 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,120 Speaker 1: Of thought it was themselves. 152 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 2: They Oh god, I know exactly who you're talking about too, 153 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:22,360 Speaker 2: The same people that I found sex books in their 154 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,160 Speaker 2: bottom drawer. 155 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 3: Oh, different family. 156 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:30,480 Speaker 2: Oh no, Actually, we have people in marriages who have happy, healthy, 157 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:35,160 Speaker 2: happy relationships who were like, we parent and we also 158 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,520 Speaker 2: have sex. And look at this book for new positions 159 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,960 Speaker 2: and it's five hundred and sixty two pages. 160 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:41,880 Speaker 1: Good for you? 161 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:45,280 Speaker 4: Oh my god? Is each page like a different leg up? 162 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:47,160 Speaker 4: I don't know a finger spread? 163 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:48,679 Speaker 3: How many positions are there? 164 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:54,280 Speaker 2: Five hundred and sixty however many pages worth? Do you 165 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:57,680 Speaker 2: remember when the next door neighbor came to the house though, 166 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,520 Speaker 2: and mom and dad were out of town, and they 167 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:03,440 Speaker 2: were in shock that there were no parents home because 168 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:07,720 Speaker 2: the house was pristine, like there were still vacuum carpet lines. 169 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, because we were told not to walk in that room. 170 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,200 Speaker 1: Oh, in the piano room. 171 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, don't you ever remember that? Yeah? 172 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:16,600 Speaker 2: But I actually felt good that, like someone paid us 173 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:21,120 Speaker 2: such a compliment, being like, wow, parents aren't home. The 174 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,920 Speaker 2: babysitter or I think it was Brandon, our older brother 175 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,320 Speaker 2: who was staying with us, and the house looked amazing. 176 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:30,680 Speaker 2: So besides like the little moments of clogging pipes with 177 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:34,080 Speaker 2: faux throw up in massive shits, I feel like we did. 178 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,640 Speaker 1: A pretty good job. Yeah, I didn't feel like there 179 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:37,880 Speaker 1: was anything I couldn't do. 180 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:41,480 Speaker 4: I got ream for beating the shit out of those 181 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:44,760 Speaker 4: columns in the basement, which in my opinion were in 182 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:45,120 Speaker 4: the way. 183 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,200 Speaker 1: Well they were holding the house up. 184 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,960 Speaker 3: Easton reinforced bar up on the wall. 185 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:51,760 Speaker 1: I mean, what would you beat the shit out of 186 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,040 Speaker 1: them with? What would you like throw. 187 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:53,720 Speaker 3: The pool table? 188 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:56,040 Speaker 4: Well, like the pool I mean, yeah, we'd hit the 189 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:58,439 Speaker 4: sticks with them because it was right there in the way. 190 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,600 Speaker 3: Or the banana chairs. 191 00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:05,000 Speaker 1: Oh, those chairs that go back and forth, Yeah. 192 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,960 Speaker 3: They'd hit the wall, chip it. Mom would go, what 193 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,600 Speaker 3: are you guys doing down here? 194 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,280 Speaker 2: Well, it's common sense Easton and when you're rocking back 195 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:14,040 Speaker 2: and forth hitting a wall repeatedly, that you just move 196 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:14,480 Speaker 2: the chair. 197 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,400 Speaker 3: Fifteen kids in there and shit breaks loose. 198 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:22,840 Speaker 2: That's true, this person says, house party. Of course the 199 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,720 Speaker 2: police would be called every time, but so worth it. 200 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:29,040 Speaker 4: Oh see that scares me, like my mom coming home 201 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,640 Speaker 4: and being like the police were called. 202 00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:33,520 Speaker 1: You know who used to get the police called on them? 203 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,640 Speaker 1: You no, not me. 204 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:41,360 Speaker 2: Brittany Britney Carry would have house parties and she no, no, no, 205 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:44,800 Speaker 2: back in Kentucky and the police would come and because 206 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:47,920 Speaker 2: it was such a small town, they knew who she was, 207 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:51,120 Speaker 2: and they'd be like, Britney, you know your mom doesn't 208 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:55,280 Speaker 2: want you having these parties. And she'd be like, Oh, okay, 209 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:58,000 Speaker 2: go back to having parties. Then there was a time 210 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:00,480 Speaker 2: that she was in her she was I think she 211 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:04,480 Speaker 2: stole her mom's car and accidentally she was looking back 212 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:07,120 Speaker 2: to reverse and actually ran the car to the house. 213 00:10:07,559 --> 00:10:09,640 Speaker 3: Oh, it's like a movie. 214 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,320 Speaker 1: Scene, right out of a movie. Can I tell you? 215 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,880 Speaker 2: When I was fourteen, I took dad's No, I was fifteen, 216 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:19,840 Speaker 2: because I had my learners permit, I took Dad's massive 217 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:24,560 Speaker 2: fucking Ford expedition to go down to this hot guy's house. 218 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,160 Speaker 2: Ended up getting there, but before I got there, I 219 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:31,000 Speaker 2: was coming off the freeway and accidentally tapped the car 220 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:35,200 Speaker 2: in front of me, and I was like fuck. She 221 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,880 Speaker 2: gets out of the car, looks at her bumper, gives 222 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,360 Speaker 2: me two thumbs up, gets in the car and. 223 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,080 Speaker 3: Leaves and I was like, did you get back in 224 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:42,360 Speaker 3: the car. 225 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:45,080 Speaker 2: No. I went down to the guy's house and he 226 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,800 Speaker 2: had a girl in his bed. I was like, get fifteen, 227 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:51,120 Speaker 2: you have girls in the beds. Where's your mom? 228 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:57,439 Speaker 4: His mom was home, obviously not mentally home, because that 229 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:01,360 Speaker 4: shouldn't have been happening fifteen late till I was like 230 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,280 Speaker 4: seventeen or eighteen. 231 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,640 Speaker 3: I can't even remember. 232 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,480 Speaker 2: You and me both. I thought that was very strange. 233 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:07,000 Speaker 2: I'm like, you do you. 234 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:10,440 Speaker 4: Remember the kids in like seventh and eighth grade, ninth even, 235 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,160 Speaker 4: and they were like talking about sex. 236 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:13,240 Speaker 1: What? 237 00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:14,760 Speaker 3: No, Yeah, I had. 238 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,760 Speaker 1: Actually I had friends giving handies. 239 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, they were like, I know. 240 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:23,360 Speaker 2: You know what though, I remember feeling at school, like 241 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,720 Speaker 2: in high school the first time that I had finally 242 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:29,559 Speaker 2: like had a drink and then like was having and. 243 00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:30,320 Speaker 1: It was towards the end. 244 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,320 Speaker 2: It was my senior year, and like I had gone 245 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:35,680 Speaker 2: through all of high school and now I could finally 246 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,640 Speaker 2: relate to the kids that would come into class and 247 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,800 Speaker 2: be like, oh hard weekend, And now I could be like, yeah, 248 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,079 Speaker 2: I got so fucked up. 249 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,640 Speaker 1: I was like, this feels so good that I good 250 00:11:46,679 --> 00:11:47,120 Speaker 1: to fit in. 251 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:53,439 Speaker 4: Peer pressure sheep, don't be a sheep, guys, don't drink. 252 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:58,280 Speaker 2: Biggest regret of my life because had I waited, I 253 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:02,960 Speaker 2: probably could just like be a normal person at dinner. Yeah, 254 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:06,560 Speaker 2: instead of one glass made twelve bottles, Yeah, I get. 255 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,880 Speaker 4: A glass, and I feel disrespected, Like why didn't the 256 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,440 Speaker 4: fifth follow. 257 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:13,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, like, where's the bottle? You have to pay for 258 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:13,840 Speaker 1: the bottle? 259 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:17,120 Speaker 2: Well, fuck, make the biggest mess in the kitchen with 260 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,800 Speaker 2: experiments mixing flour in any. 261 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,679 Speaker 3: Baking that party. 262 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,080 Speaker 4: I would just be watching her and at that time 263 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:27,120 Speaker 4: I'd have been stoned out of my mind ready to eat. 264 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:28,040 Speaker 1: Oh god. 265 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,640 Speaker 2: Oh nothing better though than being super high and making 266 00:12:31,679 --> 00:12:32,400 Speaker 2: baked guds. 267 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,920 Speaker 3: So that really there. 268 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,640 Speaker 4: There's like times where I'd get super high up yeah, 269 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:39,920 Speaker 4: and I would make brownies. 270 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,720 Speaker 3: Oh, never take the batter. 271 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,960 Speaker 4: I think I just made it for the batter because 272 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,640 Speaker 4: I would, I would have most of. 273 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,440 Speaker 2: The battery, nothing like a raw egg while I'm stoned, 274 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,760 Speaker 2: like for real. By the way, if you guys can 275 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:58,720 Speaker 2: like smoke in harmony, get really fucking high, make baked goods. 276 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,560 Speaker 1: Make the baked goods before you get high. 277 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,559 Speaker 2: If you're anything like me, you become one of the 278 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,720 Speaker 2: couch and then you watch Sam Soda. 279 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:05,480 Speaker 1: Have you seen it? 280 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:06,000 Speaker 3: No? 281 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:10,160 Speaker 1: Very ethetically pleasing to the high eye. Let me tell you. 282 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,280 Speaker 2: I went through a whole roll of paper towels because 283 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:16,040 Speaker 2: I just like could not. I was like, oh my god, 284 00:13:17,679 --> 00:13:18,800 Speaker 2: it's wild. 285 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:22,080 Speaker 3: Oh doesn't that sound fun? Yeah? 286 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,680 Speaker 1: I know, I wish we were normies. 287 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,880 Speaker 3: Sounds a way, but here we are. Here we are. 288 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:29,920 Speaker 1: We'll attend a meeting today. 289 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,280 Speaker 2: Back in college, we would throw house parties and got 290 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,400 Speaker 2: caught one time because our neighbor ratted. 291 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:37,679 Speaker 1: What a square you had? 292 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,359 Speaker 3: An ocean neighbor. 293 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:43,199 Speaker 1: And Ocean, poor Ocean. No. 294 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:46,120 Speaker 3: I'm she's a great kid, but boy is she a rat. 295 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,800 Speaker 4: She's such a rat in fact my house and ask 296 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,559 Speaker 4: me for something, I'll go no, and she goes, I'm 297 00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:51,880 Speaker 4: gonna go tell my mom you said no. 298 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,480 Speaker 1: I'm like, she'll say no as well. 299 00:13:54,559 --> 00:13:57,480 Speaker 2: I'm but I do tell Ocean when she rolls up 300 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:00,480 Speaker 2: on me and she's like, Mom, that kid did da 301 00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:03,400 Speaker 2: da da da da? And I go Ocean. Are you 302 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:07,320 Speaker 2: just telling me for fun or are you being a rat? 303 00:14:07,559 --> 00:14:10,480 Speaker 1: M I'm not a rat. You're a rat. 304 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,720 Speaker 3: You're a stinky poop rat. 305 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:14,880 Speaker 1: That's exactly what she said. 306 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,640 Speaker 2: I don't know, though, I feel like I could be 307 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,960 Speaker 2: one of those neighbors. The other night, the neighbors were 308 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,880 Speaker 2: having like a going away party, and I looked at 309 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,400 Speaker 2: the clock and it was ten and I was like, 310 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,400 Speaker 2: come ten thirty, I'm making the call. I'm making the 311 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:33,040 Speaker 2: fucking call. I'm exhausted. I got sleeping kids, and there 312 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,560 Speaker 2: was one guy who I don't know if they had 313 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,640 Speaker 2: Kevin Hart over to do a set, but he laugh 314 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,560 Speaker 2: Oh my god, enough already. There's not one thing that's 315 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,880 Speaker 2: funny enough to laugh like that. 316 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,160 Speaker 3: No it Yeah. 317 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,440 Speaker 2: And the problem is with la is you call the 318 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,080 Speaker 2: cops to be like, there's a house party that's too loud. 319 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,960 Speaker 2: They're like, all right, well, we're dealing with a shooting 320 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,200 Speaker 2: down the street, so we will not be arriving. 321 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:58,680 Speaker 3: Kids. 322 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,280 Speaker 2: I'll send you an Amazon link for these epic fucking 323 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,120 Speaker 2: ear muffs, or if you like them in the ears, 324 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:13,880 Speaker 2: you can just little earbuds. I'm that neighbor. I'm missus Kravitz. Yeah, 325 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:16,520 Speaker 2: I know, peeking through the gate. I'll like turn on 326 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:20,400 Speaker 2: the TV where the monitor lies, just to see if 327 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:23,360 Speaker 2: anybody's doing some riff raff out there. 328 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,000 Speaker 1: I'm an old woman. 329 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,720 Speaker 3: Oh I could care less. 330 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:31,120 Speaker 2: I'm like, keep the music down. Come ten o'clock is 331 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:35,400 Speaker 2: when we shut down. Don't make me call your mom. 332 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,240 Speaker 3: We have end or weekday, both all. 333 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:43,000 Speaker 2: Of the above weekends even worse. Loser, shut up square, 334 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,760 Speaker 2: you're doing the fucking same thing in your back house. 335 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:50,320 Speaker 3: I do certain songs that you hear get an exception though, 336 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,440 Speaker 3: you're like, oh, I can vibe this. 337 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,880 Speaker 2: If you're playing like a good hip hop playlist, I'll 338 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:59,520 Speaker 2: let it slide. The Lion King soundtrack that I'm definitely 339 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,720 Speaker 2: letting you bring in the Prince of Egypt. I'm coming 340 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:08,600 Speaker 2: over watch over again The Prince of Egypt this week. 341 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:11,520 Speaker 3: Sorry, I was gonna watch it this week. You can't 342 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:12,360 Speaker 3: get it. 343 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:15,040 Speaker 1: I bought it. I bought it on Apple. 344 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:21,360 Speaker 2: I'm watching it that that movie slaps heavy, so I 345 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,080 Speaker 2: can't remember it, so they excited to go into it 346 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,320 Speaker 2: like that fresh mind. 347 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,840 Speaker 1: Yeah. EDM is what the neighbors were playing. 348 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,600 Speaker 2: So the EDM mixed with the cackling laugh I always 349 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:31,840 Speaker 2: had had enough. 350 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,480 Speaker 3: DM is just like a recipe for a headache for me. 351 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,800 Speaker 1: I mean, it's just one of those types of music. 352 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:42,200 Speaker 2: Like I remember the season ten, we went to like 353 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:45,800 Speaker 2: this bar that played ed M and there were people 354 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,560 Speaker 2: in there and they were clearly fucked up. They were 355 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:52,200 Speaker 2: just by themselves with like glow sticks, and I'm like, 356 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,000 Speaker 2: I want to record them and be like, can I 357 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,600 Speaker 2: send this to you? Because once you's sober up in 358 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,320 Speaker 2: the morning, you're gonna realize how bad. 359 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,240 Speaker 4: This is I'll never forget. I went to Bonzi for 360 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,199 Speaker 4: Avanza and it was in Utah. 361 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:08,280 Speaker 3: It was up in Park City. Whiskey, if I believe, 362 00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:12,959 Speaker 3: was there as well as what's his name, I don't know, 363 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,600 Speaker 3: Helium Bloom, all of that. 364 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,040 Speaker 1: I don't. 365 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,320 Speaker 3: All right, well figure it out, Wala jesus. 366 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,000 Speaker 1: Wow Walle great walle. 367 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:24,080 Speaker 4: And I went and I was working the event for 368 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,359 Speaker 4: a buddy who had like a water stage set up. 369 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:31,720 Speaker 4: So everybody's fucked up and they're doing like their gloves 370 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,920 Speaker 4: have lights and they're like looking at me, like doing 371 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,280 Speaker 4: all this crazy shit, and I was like, where the 372 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,640 Speaker 4: fuck am I everybody and then like one person would 373 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,199 Speaker 4: do it and then somebody would look at him and 374 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:41,639 Speaker 4: touch them and. 375 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,840 Speaker 3: Then they dance together. And I was like, this is 376 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:44,879 Speaker 3: absolutely fucked. 377 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:46,960 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. 378 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,880 Speaker 3: I wish I was on what they were on. 379 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:52,479 Speaker 2: No you don't, because it sounds like rave music, and 380 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,160 Speaker 2: I remember getting invited. 381 00:17:56,880 --> 00:18:00,000 Speaker 1: They just sounds fun people like there. 382 00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:02,960 Speaker 2: But there were cool ravers, well, there were cool ravers, 383 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:07,560 Speaker 2: a lot of great people. I was just very because 384 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:11,120 Speaker 2: I could I could like smoke a joint and then 385 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,800 Speaker 2: have gloves on like this and be. 386 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,560 Speaker 1: Like California Love. 387 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,600 Speaker 2: You know, I could definitely get down. I'd be like 388 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:26,840 Speaker 2: Maestro with Michael Jackson, light up gloves okay, and a 389 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,880 Speaker 2: playlist that is all West Coast hip hop. That wasn't 390 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:34,400 Speaker 2: the concert, no, But I'm saying what I could get down, 391 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:36,879 Speaker 2: what I could get. 392 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:40,720 Speaker 3: Down, I could there with soberly. I couldn't get down 393 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,600 Speaker 3: with that ship. 394 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,760 Speaker 2: There was a time that mom and dad were gone 395 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,160 Speaker 2: and I stayed at my boyfriend's house. 396 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:47,680 Speaker 1: At the time. 397 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,560 Speaker 2: This was I was like in high school and we 398 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,800 Speaker 2: were going to go to a rave and I didn't 399 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:54,960 Speaker 2: do drugs, right, We end up not going We stay home, 400 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,400 Speaker 2: and that same rave that we were going to go to, 401 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,879 Speaker 2: this girl was on ecstasy or whatever. 402 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,120 Speaker 1: The thing is where your jog was like this, and 403 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,400 Speaker 1: she ended. 404 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:11,800 Speaker 2: Up chewing a fucking hole through her cheek, passing out, 405 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:16,560 Speaker 2: was trampled to death. So add that to the list 406 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:20,520 Speaker 2: of things going back to the regular episode last week 407 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,280 Speaker 2: of things. 408 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:25,439 Speaker 1: That I think could happen to my child. And it 409 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,240 Speaker 1: keeps me up. 410 00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:27,960 Speaker 3: At night that that'll do it. 411 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,880 Speaker 2: Like if it wasn't so so waking up every five minutes, 412 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,439 Speaker 2: it would be my thoughts that don't allow me to 413 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:38,919 Speaker 2: enter rem cycle. This one's so funny Easton fistfight with 414 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,120 Speaker 2: my sister because. 415 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,159 Speaker 3: You weren't allowed to do it when parents were. 416 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:47,280 Speaker 2: Like mom's away, I'm beating her Assay, hey me you 417 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,280 Speaker 2: mano imano. 418 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:50,720 Speaker 3: Six o'clock. 419 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:58,560 Speaker 4: They're leaving, beating your ass get ready, like whoever's losing 420 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,280 Speaker 4: the fight out of the sisters. 421 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,280 Speaker 2: I just picture them the night before at dinner. The 422 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,480 Speaker 2: night before mom and dad leave just looking at each 423 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,400 Speaker 2: other like no gloves. 424 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:11,760 Speaker 1: Straight knuckles, bitch. Oh that's scary. 425 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:15,680 Speaker 2: I'm gonna call you when I need something handled, like, hey, 426 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,160 Speaker 2: my mom's gone, I need some shit handled. 427 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:21,280 Speaker 3: Bring your sister to kick some shit, dude. 428 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,480 Speaker 1: I just could never be like Easton, fucking you up 429 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,520 Speaker 1: tonight because mom's going to Utah. 430 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,560 Speaker 4: Not only anybody, I mean yeah, even my homies that 431 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,760 Speaker 4: were like like my best homie who was a brother 432 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,000 Speaker 4: at that point, who you know, m h. Not once 433 00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:37,920 Speaker 4: was I ever like, let's just fucking go, man. 434 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,919 Speaker 2: You know it's because you got HBO. You got your 435 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,520 Speaker 2: shit out. Another ways, good for you. 436 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:42,960 Speaker 3: I know. 437 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,560 Speaker 4: All my buddies were like, we just throw on boxing 438 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,159 Speaker 4: gloves and we'll have like boxing matches, like they'd go 439 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,480 Speaker 4: up to the house and they'd all fight. 440 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,920 Speaker 1: Say it with me pornhub dot com. 441 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,199 Speaker 3: I was like, have you guys seen titties before? This 442 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,920 Speaker 3: is way better than hitting each other. 443 00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,000 Speaker 2: Eat tons of junk food without her complaining about it, 444 00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:03,560 Speaker 2: blasting music, and staying up late. There is nothing better 445 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,760 Speaker 2: than when you're by yourself. No one can judge you 446 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,760 Speaker 2: for going down to the kitchen at one am to 447 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:13,639 Speaker 2: be like I'm getting the Oreos cheese sticks, ritz crackers. 448 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:16,200 Speaker 4: This bag of popcorn looks crasucke it. 449 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:19,760 Speaker 2: Staying up late with a good show, and if I 450 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:23,120 Speaker 2: sleep in tomorrow, Mom's not home to be like another 451 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:23,960 Speaker 2: lazy day. 452 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:28,360 Speaker 3: Yeah right, Mom loves doing that still right now? Oh, 453 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:29,840 Speaker 3: I was sick as shit. 454 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:31,760 Speaker 1: What you say to you? 455 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,919 Speaker 3: Why you so tired? And then yesterday she finally fucking 456 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:35,320 Speaker 3: got it. 457 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,840 Speaker 4: We were all everybody is on their own for dinner. 458 00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:41,399 Speaker 4: I'm in bed early. I was like, now you know 459 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,679 Speaker 4: how I felt? Yeah, because you're coming up to me 460 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,879 Speaker 4: saying why are you tired? Because I got hit by 461 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:47,880 Speaker 4: a fucking freight train. 462 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,760 Speaker 2: Well on top of the fact that, like you work, 463 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,680 Speaker 2: help with the house, and then you have to take 464 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,560 Speaker 2: care of kids, that aren't yours. 465 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,800 Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you have to help. It's just exhausting till. 466 00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,800 Speaker 4: The kid who got me sick. Yeah, you know, like 467 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,879 Speaker 4: you just didn't go out and about and catch this. 468 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,880 Speaker 4: Your daughter likes to cough in my face to show 469 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:06,520 Speaker 4: me she's sick. 470 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,320 Speaker 2: Well, you just have to know that when the kids 471 00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:10,680 Speaker 2: go to school, they're always going to come. 472 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,160 Speaker 3: Back with something buckets of sickness. 473 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,440 Speaker 4: And all I can say is, whatever is not killing 474 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:16,600 Speaker 4: me is making me strong. 475 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,320 Speaker 2: You would think that, but I'm sick every time she 476 00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:22,320 Speaker 2: gets sick. My immune system is just not slapping. I 477 00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:25,720 Speaker 2: was terrified, especially if alone in high school, I slept 478 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:29,600 Speaker 2: at someone's house because I'm a square. Oh that sounds fun, 479 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:33,760 Speaker 2: that doesn't sound squarish. However, parents being gone and being 480 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:37,560 Speaker 2: alone in a house is way scary. Remember I wouldn't 481 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,000 Speaker 2: allow you to sleep in the basement when we were 482 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,119 Speaker 2: by ourselves. You had to go and sleep in the 483 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,120 Speaker 2: room that used to be your room that turned into 484 00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:47,000 Speaker 2: a guest room. I was like, I'm not about to 485 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,240 Speaker 2: be up here by myself. 486 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,160 Speaker 3: I do remember that. 487 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,200 Speaker 2: Honestly, I'm a little nervous for mom to be gone 488 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,920 Speaker 2: because I'm sleeping in the house by myself. 489 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:55,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, but not really. 490 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,159 Speaker 1: No, I've got you guys in the pitbulls and my kids. 491 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want, you can take the pities too. 492 00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:04,159 Speaker 3: I don't know they aggressive. 493 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:07,600 Speaker 1: We're all a little bit codependent. It's fine as a 494 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:08,080 Speaker 1: young adult. 495 00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:11,000 Speaker 2: Would have outside parties at home, easy clean up with 496 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:14,160 Speaker 2: jungle juice. I loved me jungle juice. I would even 497 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,879 Speaker 2: drink jungle juice from the bathtub. 498 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:16,920 Speaker 3: Can I tell you a story. 499 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,440 Speaker 1: That's how we made it. Always it was in. 500 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:24,920 Speaker 4: An igloo bucket like those igloo Okay, giant a cooler 501 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,960 Speaker 4: and we're all having it. Okay, one lady had too 502 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,760 Speaker 4: much of it. Okay, this is what scarred me. We're 503 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:37,600 Speaker 4: all chatting at the table. She looks right, she doesn't 504 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,040 Speaker 4: look great. 505 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,320 Speaker 3: She looks right into the kitchen and I kid you 506 00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:47,240 Speaker 3: not seven foot projectile vomit from the jungle orange just 507 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,680 Speaker 3: noted and fucking smell. 508 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,760 Speaker 1: Whole episode is a trigger warning. 509 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,240 Speaker 3: I know, I've got to affronted. 510 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,520 Speaker 4: I went downstairs to the basement with my homie and 511 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,159 Speaker 4: we just we're in the pantry just eating bags of chips. 512 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:02,679 Speaker 3: Because of the. 513 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:07,439 Speaker 2: Stench, the fact that you could eat you're you're the 514 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,160 Speaker 2: repulsive one unk. 515 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:12,320 Speaker 1: How old are you? 516 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:13,920 Speaker 3: Probably twenty two? 517 00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:15,199 Speaker 1: Oh you were grown? 518 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, like I was of age, too old. 519 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,280 Speaker 1: To be drinking jungle juice. That's for high school students. 520 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,520 Speaker 3: No, you just get when you make jungle. 521 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,320 Speaker 2: John producer John's like I'm gonna have shoven and Happy Friday. 522 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,679 Speaker 3: Jungle juice is just you just do. But what you 523 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,560 Speaker 3: do when you're older is you get cups. 524 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,000 Speaker 1: Well you do from the bathtub. 525 00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:36,840 Speaker 3: No, we still do that, but use more. Just use 526 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,040 Speaker 3: expensive liquor. 527 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 4: I know you're mixing it and it isn't about that, 528 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,280 Speaker 4: But what it is about is expensive liquor has less 529 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,399 Speaker 4: sugar in all of the things that give you hangovers, 530 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,320 Speaker 4: right to you that So if you use better liquor, 531 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:52,200 Speaker 4: it tastes better. You're drunk's better if you're using taka 532 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,480 Speaker 4: R and R and all in that shit. 533 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,479 Speaker 2: Loved talka back in the day until I discovered Are 534 00:24:58,359 --> 00:24:59,879 Speaker 2: I liked u v Do you remember you? 535 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:01,680 Speaker 1: Yeah? 536 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:05,560 Speaker 4: That was my first ever drink. Yeah, it was Pinnacles. 537 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,560 Speaker 4: It was Pinnacle vodka whipped cream. 538 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:10,919 Speaker 1: Oh, I'm gonna vomit. 539 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,240 Speaker 3: I almost did it was it sounds. 540 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,760 Speaker 1: Good with maybe like a little bit of coke. 541 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,480 Speaker 4: It wasn't I had a shot of it, not bad, 542 00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,000 Speaker 4: but then we mixed it with like things. 543 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,960 Speaker 3: But that was my first time ever drinking and it. 544 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,680 Speaker 1: Was like a one and donner type of drink. 545 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,120 Speaker 3: Though eighteen graduation that was the first time I drank. 546 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,040 Speaker 1: Oh nothing like a little whipped cream on graduation nights and. 547 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:35,119 Speaker 4: Then I threw up that night we all do on 548 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,040 Speaker 4: mom and Dad's couch as they took care of me. 549 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,199 Speaker 2: I remember one of my friends got too lit on 550 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:43,520 Speaker 2: hypnotic and she went she went to the back, She 551 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:51,000 Speaker 2: went to behind a dumpster at a mulcas alsa and 552 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,480 Speaker 2: she said when she came back, she was like, as 553 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,520 Speaker 2: I vomited, a rat was staring at me. 554 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,440 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, how degrading. 555 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:02,639 Speaker 3: The rats like ooh food, yummy, yummy. 556 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,000 Speaker 1: And what's wild is I think our parents were still home? 557 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:09,399 Speaker 2: So this is just a podcast about how fucked up 558 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,720 Speaker 2: have you ever gotten. 559 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:12,800 Speaker 3: While your parents are home? 560 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:17,359 Speaker 4: Or I would like to though moms that I want 561 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,000 Speaker 4: to know that. 562 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,919 Speaker 1: Next time, oh what they've come home to? 563 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking come home too. 564 00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:24,880 Speaker 2: I don't know that I have enough moms who are 565 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,280 Speaker 2: parents of kids who are like older. 566 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:28,639 Speaker 1: We'll find out. 567 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,520 Speaker 4: I ask because I do want to know, because I 568 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:31,960 Speaker 4: want to hear it from the mom's side. 569 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:32,600 Speaker 3: Yeah. 570 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,280 Speaker 2: I also had a friend that her mom got mad 571 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,600 Speaker 2: at her because she was being naughty. 572 00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:39,879 Speaker 1: We were in like junior high. What was she our 573 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:43,240 Speaker 1: mom's leave. She was just being disrespectful in her mom's eyes. 574 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,320 Speaker 1: You know. We were fourteen. 575 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:49,880 Speaker 2: So our moms leave to go have some wine at 576 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,439 Speaker 2: the country club. And I'm just sitting in the house 577 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,359 Speaker 2: because my bestie's blown off some steam. 578 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,440 Speaker 1: But actually she was in there with a permanent marker. 579 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:04,840 Speaker 2: Right, I'm a bad girl all over her fucking walls. 580 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:10,840 Speaker 3: Like in sharpie. I know exactly who it is. 581 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,119 Speaker 1: Fucking gangster shit. 582 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,080 Speaker 3: Shit. She still hasn't changed. 583 00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:20,800 Speaker 1: I feel like she's a rock star. I'm obsessed with her. 584 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,240 Speaker 2: The funnest Instagram page I've ever followed in my life. 585 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,960 Speaker 1: I'm like, hello, can you post more? 586 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,440 Speaker 2: What are you doing? What are you eating? What color 587 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:32,560 Speaker 2: are your toenails? Post anything? I will consume your contents. 588 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,399 Speaker 4: So funny how there's just specific people that you just 589 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,320 Speaker 4: love what they post. 590 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing, and you're like, I just can't get it off. 591 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,320 Speaker 2: And then she fucking posted, Hey, I'm gonna be posting 592 00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,280 Speaker 2: a lot more this year on this account. 593 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,200 Speaker 1: Go follow it? So I go follow it. 594 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,080 Speaker 2: Dude, we're pushing March and all I see is one 595 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:52,600 Speaker 2: baked good bitch. I have following this until you post 596 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:53,160 Speaker 2: some real. 597 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,480 Speaker 3: Shit home on now get a horse there. 598 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,720 Speaker 1: But that was funny. I'm like, wooh, your mom's gonna 599 00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,240 Speaker 1: be a mad she gets home a. 600 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:04,040 Speaker 4: Bit fun to your friend's house seeing what they were 601 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,000 Speaker 4: doing wrong and how they were gonna get in trouble 602 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,639 Speaker 4: in your I'm not even a part of it. I'm 603 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,399 Speaker 4: gonna go home you and you're gonna get reamed. And 604 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,960 Speaker 4: I can't wait to just sit here and there look 605 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:12,480 Speaker 4: at me and. 606 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,960 Speaker 3: Be like, why can't you be more like him? Oh? 607 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:19,480 Speaker 1: That felt? So I'm like, yeah, because why can't you? 608 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,680 Speaker 3: Because I agree you said the clean house. 609 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,080 Speaker 4: It was pristine all the time, and that's honestly like 610 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,920 Speaker 4: if I ate, if I did anything, I would try 611 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,120 Speaker 4: to keep it that way because I. 612 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,080 Speaker 3: Liked it that way. 613 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,040 Speaker 4: So when I would go to friends houses, they would 614 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,280 Speaker 4: blow the ship up, and everything that I would do 615 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:33,920 Speaker 4: i'd put away. 616 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,840 Speaker 3: But they'd come home and be like, this is all 617 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,240 Speaker 3: you I know, it's not him. 618 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:41,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, Ocean's definitely going to be the I'm blowing this 619 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,520 Speaker 2: bitch to smithereens. 620 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,920 Speaker 3: I have a feeling Sosa is going to be the 621 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:44,520 Speaker 3: pudder away. 622 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:49,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so too. Virgo versus Pisces. Oh thank god. 623 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:50,280 Speaker 1: I love balance. 624 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:51,800 Speaker 3: You'll need it, you guys. 625 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,360 Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed this bonus episode. I love you. Guys. 626 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,200 Speaker 2: If you're about to, you know, blow shit up this 627 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,000 Speaker 2: weekend while your mom's away. 628 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,600 Speaker 1: You know, just just make a little home video instead. 629 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,880 Speaker 1: Make some baked brownies, take a gummy that sit up. 630 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:06,520 Speaker 1: Oh god. 631 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,200 Speaker 2: All right, love y'all have the best week. I'll catch 632 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,320 Speaker 2: you on Wednesday.