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Speaker 2: Let's do this podcast thing all right? All right, full

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Speaker 2: out of the show starts now.

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Speaker 3: We're one day away from witnessing pure glory or extreme failure. No,

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Speaker 3: it's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. Because our summer games,

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Speaker 3: you wouldn't dare. Series of challenges continues with maybe the

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Speaker 3: most anticipated one yet.

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Speaker 4: Honestly, it is like no one's anticipating mine at all.

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Speaker 3: It's coming less than twenty four hours away, when Brook

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Speaker 3: will attempt her Rose Shambeau Burger Biathlon. No Jack in

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Speaker 3: the Box cheeseburgers, which are her favorite, by the way,

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Speaker 3: Okay your.

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Speaker 2: They were, jeff They were my favorite before you guys

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Speaker 2: made me last summer drive through Jack in the Box

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Speaker 2: ten times at eat ten items.

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Speaker 3: You are smiling and having a great time in that video.

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Speaker 3: Don't act like you weren't.

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Speaker 1: I have not been back since that moment. I have.

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Speaker 2: I am scarred, I've traumatized. I can't even smell a

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Speaker 2: burger without it making.

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Speaker 3: Me want to like, well, this is going to make

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Speaker 3: you fall in love with that place all over again.

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Speaker 3: A Jack in the Box cheeseburgers in every hour for

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Speaker 3: eight consecutive hours. She'll have to row Shambeau against the

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Speaker 3: whole staff, and if she.

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Speaker 5: Wins, she's clear. I escapes burger free.

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Speaker 2: You guys, I've been practicing and it's not going well.

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Speaker 1: Yes, with Roe Shambos, I need to be the champion.

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Speaker 1: He did not lose one thing.

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Speaker 3: If she does lose, then the punishment is brookecasted down

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Speaker 3: one of the cheeseburgers. And this happens eight times throughout

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Speaker 3: the day. But recently there was a twist. Yes, because

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Speaker 3: our three toed, redheaded orphan technical director Ashton bravely stepped

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Speaker 3: up and volunteered himself as tribute.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm worried that he did it because he's hungry.

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Speaker 3: Well, he's not that hungry because he only did it

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Speaker 3: for the first three rounds.

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Speaker 5: Good he took pity on Brook.

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Speaker 3: Either way, he is going to eat her first three

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Speaker 3: burgers for her, possibly with ghost pepper sauce squirted on

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Speaker 6: I already forgot about the Gulf.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand why he added that elevation.

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Speaker 3: For extra clicks and Jose, you came up with this

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Speaker 3: whole challenge. We need to know are we doing Roa

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Speaker 3: shambo best two out of three each round or is

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Speaker 3: it just a one off?

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Speaker 4: You know, I thought about this, but I think we

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Speaker 4: should honestly do two.

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Speaker 5: Out of three.

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Speaker 3: Okay, eight times three, that's twenty four ro shambas for

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Speaker 3: the video. That's gonna be great content online. Everybody wants

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Speaker 3: to watch Rock Paper Scissors over and over and over again.

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Speaker 6: We'll just get one and done. I didn't think about that.

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Speaker 5: So that happens tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Look for it on our social media at Brooke and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey on TikTok, install or Facebook.

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Speaker 2: I'd me in a bathroom near you.

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Speaker 5: That was gonna happen anyway, though.

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Speaker 3: Now let's move on and get to the shot comic

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Speaker 3: question of our day with our ten fingered, tall, dark

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Speaker 3: and handsome, non orphan digital director. Well, I feel like

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Speaker 3: I'm going to point out Ashton's appendages. It's only fair

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Speaker 3: to do the same with everybody.

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Speaker 5: Now we're going over to Jake.

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Speaker 7: Time to get out your digeri dues and blow into

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Speaker 7: your nose flutes because today is National Uncommon Instrument Awareness Day.

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Speaker 7: This holiday doesn't have really a clear origin story or

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Speaker 7: a specific known creator, but its goal is to celebrate

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Speaker 7: generations of musicians from around the world who've pushed the boundaries,

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Speaker 7: trying to invent and discover new ways to make musical sounds. Ah,

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Speaker 7: that's why today we're doing a special hurdy gurdy.

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Speaker 8: Which is a real instrument from Medieval Times, Edition of

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Speaker 8: twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 7: Now I have a list of bizarre instruments from around

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Speaker 8: I'll tell you about it.

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Speaker 7: You just have to tell me if it's a real

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Speaker 7: musical device or if it's just made up. Okay, we'll

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Speaker 7: start with the woman who thought that tambourine was fake

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Speaker 7: until you saw in tenth grade.

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Speaker 8: That's Alexis.

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Speaker 7: Alexis, Your instrument is the spit stick. It's a South

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Speaker 7: American flute instrument played by making spitting noises into one

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Speaker 3: Be a real instrument or fake, you can kind of

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Speaker 9: And then I guess I actually just saw this crazy

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Speaker 9: intere the other day where they whistled into it and

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Speaker 9: it was like dad, but they could make different tones,

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Speaker 9: like by whistling into one little hot lets.

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Speaker 5: You break down the spitstick to discuss this.

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Speaker 1: Excuse us, Okay, I don't know. I mean, I.

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Speaker 2: Say, wow, good breakdown, Alexis. I think you guys fulfilled

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Speaker 2: all the time.

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Speaker 7: Alexis said the spit stick was real. It is she

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Speaker 7: grown before?

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Speaker 8: It was all right? Alexis is out moving over to Brook.

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Speaker 10: Brook.

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Speaker 7: Your instrument is the snicker fiddle. It's a small violin

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Speaker 7: like instrument with special animal hair strings that make a

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Speaker 7: sound similar to a person giggling.

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Speaker 8: Is a snicker fiddle or fake?

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Speaker 2: Why would you want this out of somebody giggling and

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Speaker 2: you're tired?

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Speaker 1: Fake laugh?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I like the name of it. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna say it's fake, though.

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Speaker 8: Brook says the snicker fiddle is fake. It is.

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Speaker 7: Jose, Jose. Your instrument is the cat piano. It's a

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Speaker 7: seventeenth century piano with a line of cats and cages.

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Speaker 8: Placed in front of it.

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Speaker 7: Whenever a key gets pressed, a cat's tail gets pinched,

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Speaker 7: so it makes a noise, and the cats are all

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Speaker 7: arranged in order of the tone of their voice. Is

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Speaker 7: the cat piano real or did we.

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Speaker 8: Make that up?

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Speaker 2: Who has the job of arranging the cats in tonal order?

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Speaker 4: The first cat lady important, I mean animal abuse.

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Speaker 6: I can't give a hind pull in a cat's tail.

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Speaker 8: I say this is fake, Jose said the cat piano

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Speaker 8: is fake. It is. The cat piano is real.

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Speaker 5: Picture Oh it's so cute.

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Speaker 3: Boxes, but the music that they make gorgeous, beautiful.

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Speaker 8: Over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: Now, your instrument is the tongue drum. It's a steel

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Speaker 7: percussion instrument with a circle of tongue shaped dents in it.

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Speaker 7: You hit each dent with a mallet to produce a

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Speaker 7: noise that sounds like a tongue slapping against metal.

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Speaker 8: Is that a real instrument or did we make that up?

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Speaker 2: What is it? Tongue slapping against metal selling?

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Speaker 3: I think yeah, I could see Drake using that in

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Speaker 3: like one of his beats.

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Speaker 5: I want to say that it's a real.

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Speaker 8: Instrument, Jeffrey said. Tongue drum is real. It is is?

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Speaker 8: All right? Run around two. That's right, we're back to Brook.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 7: Your instrument is the chop chazz. It's a South American

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Speaker 7: percussion instrument made from the boiled toenails of goats. Then

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Speaker 7: it's woven into a bracelet and worn around the ankle,

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Speaker 7: so it's played like a rattle.

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Speaker 8: Did we make that up?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Mantat goats have hooves, not toenails. But I think

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Speaker 2: do you mean hooves?

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Speaker 5: Maybe?

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Speaker 3: South American goats do have the.

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Speaker 6: Human feet America petties.

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Speaker 2: I mean, so I want it to be real, except

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Speaker 2: for that whole toenails on goats issue. For me, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna say it's fake.

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Speaker 7: Brook said the chop chaws are fake. It is, it

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Speaker 7: is real. Jeffers one the Musical Instrument Edition up plenty

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Speaker 7: of twenty.

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Speaker 5: Look at that. I got the most right.

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Speaker 3: So I get to choose who get shocked while singing

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Speaker 3: Bad Guy by Billy Irish is going to be the person?

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Speaker 5: No, it's Irish.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, she's Irish today, and I'm going with the

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Speaker 3: woman who doubted that goats have toenails.

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Speaker 2: Brook five, They don't have toenails.

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Speaker 8: I know one South American go to West toenails. It

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Speaker 8: is letal messy.

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Speaker 5: He is the goat.

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Speaker 1: So you're a tough guy, like get really rough.

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Speaker 2: I just can't get enough. Guy's always so puffed.

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Speaker 5: That is your shot collar question of the day. We

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Speaker 5: got your phone tap coming up in just a.

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Speaker 11: Few minutes, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: You've heard of an earworm where a song gets stuck

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Speaker 3: in your head and you just can't stop hearing it. Yes,

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Speaker 3: well I have something similar.

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Speaker 5: I call it brainworms.

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Speaker 3: That's not good where I have an interesting thought and

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Speaker 3: I just obsess about it for hours and hours and

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Speaker 3: I can't stop thinking about it.

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Speaker 2: I thought, I thought, you just ate some bad meat

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Speaker 2: things south.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh this is different. This is brainworms in full disclosure.

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Speaker 3: Right now, my skull is riddled with these brainworms so gross.

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Speaker 3: I think I caught them over the weekend at a

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Speaker 3: highway truck stop. And the only year is a brand

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Speaker 3: new edition of What's on Your Mind? That's how you

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Speaker 3: get real. Yeah, I know I'll feel better once I

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Speaker 3: get my brainworm thoughts out there and gone for good.

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Speaker 3: During a brand new What's on your Mind? It's coming

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Speaker 3: up right now. My mind is like a web browser.

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Speaker 3: Nineteen different tabs are open, three of them are frozen,

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Speaker 3: and I have no idea where the music's coming from.

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Speaker 6: Where's the logo time?

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Speaker 3: I just have to push through and use it for

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Speaker 3: another edition of What's on Your Mind, where we go

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Speaker 3: around the room and figure out what the people here

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Speaker 3: been thinking about lately, starting with Brook Brook, What's on

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Speaker 3: your Mind?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I've gotten a look into my future at a

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Speaker 2: very scared je Oh my gosh, so my daughter's ten,

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Speaker 2: and she's on this summer league softball team, and I'm coaching,

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Speaker 2: but there's thirteen year olds on the team. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: tell you there is nothing scarier to me now than

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Speaker 2: a thirteen year old girl. You guys know, I'm coaching

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Speaker 2: and these kids do not listen to me. They complain

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Speaker 2: the entire time because.

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Speaker 3: They don't want to be there. They'd rather be hanging

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Speaker 3: out with their friends somewhere else.

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Speaker 1: Why do they sign up?

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Speaker 3: Parents force them to play like you forced your kids

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Speaker 3: to play.

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Speaker 12: So we go through this back and forth where I

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Speaker 12: just don't know how to get these kids to have fun.

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Speaker 12: And at the end of the game, two of them

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Speaker 12: come up to me and said, that was great.

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Speaker 2: I hope you're coaching next week.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, well, wait, you were having fun, but you

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Speaker 6: enjoyed it.

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Speaker 1: I don't get it.

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Speaker 13: So that's.

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Speaker 1: It's very confusing.

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Speaker 6: You're not cool, so you don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how to be cool.

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Speaker 1: The thirteen year old girls.

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Speaker 2: And I know that this is what my future hold.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that must mean you're doing it right.

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Speaker 3: If you're feeling painfully confused and ashamed of yourself and uncertain, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you're cool.

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Speaker 5: Your mind.

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Speaker 5: What is that interesting?

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Speaker 4: No, oh my gosh, adult please, but yes, let's get

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Speaker 4: The moment she said it, I I roll. I'm like,

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Speaker 14: Anyway, how do you know it's a date because because.

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Speaker 5: Anyway?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just like a real date in real life.

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Speaker 8: The police.

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Speaker 1: I continue getting married on the game.

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Speaker 14: But anyway, I didn't think that she was gonna hit

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Speaker 6: I'm like, all right, that was fun, have a good day.

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Speaker 4: Literally five minutes later, you guys, she's back in my

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Speaker 6: The road, we'll have a real life date.

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Speaker 5: Yes, alexis what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 1: So Brookens.

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Speaker 15: Recently, our regular Starbucks we go to has been having

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Speaker 2: All the one downstairs will yes and no shade.

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Speaker 15: Look like I think there's new in their learning and stuff.

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Speaker 15: So it's fine, but you know, I'm bad at like confronting. Like, so,

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Speaker 15: it's the wrong drink and they'll just give you like

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Speaker 15: five dollars credit. You don't have to confront anybody, you know,

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Speaker 15: what a big deal at Starbucks. I don't feel bad,

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Speaker 15: so I don't do it.

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Speaker 6: Whatever.

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Speaker 1: They're like, we're gonna give you five dollars.

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Speaker 15: I checked my account the next day and I have

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Speaker 15: eighty five dollars credit to Starbucks.

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Speaker 5: What yes, you complained that many times to them? Oh

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Speaker 5: my god.

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Speaker 15: Sometime and they put out a gift card. I'm like

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Speaker 2: I don't know what happened.

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Speaker 1: Are you talking about this out loud? They're gonna find

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Speaker 1: us exactly. So I tried to spend it as fast

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Speaker 7: Oh.

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Speaker 15: I was over the weekend with my friends. I'm like,

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Speaker 15: I got your spend this before they catch on and

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Speaker 12: Oh yeah, yeah, because there's an option.

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Speaker 15: To quick add gift card like money to a gift

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Speaker 6: You're spending your own money thinking it's at a rapid pace.

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Speaker 2: So everyone's on your mind.

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Speaker 3: You guys know, I'm always trying to give my dog,

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Speaker 3: Bagel different experiences.

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Speaker 5: For his life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, very He's very.

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Speaker 5: Parent to him.

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Speaker 3: Because it's summer, I thought, why not take him whale

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Speaker 3: watching what? Because that could be enriching for him, something

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Speaker 3: that he'll remember for the rest of his life.

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Speaker 6: Ye're sing a whale would be pretty intimate.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that the dog would understand.

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Speaker 3: but I did find one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because usually dog barking would probably scared.

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Speaker 5: But this trip was different. Normally I'm annoyed by it.

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Speaker 3: But I would say the entire boat was able to

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Speaker 6: Before everybody.

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Speaker 16: He would.

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Speaker 3: We'd be looking one way, he'd bark off the other

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Speaker 5: Later, a whale would come up.

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Speaker 3: It happened like five or six times. So now I

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Speaker 2: Did you need to rent Bangle out to some of

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Speaker 2: these whale companies?

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Speaker 5: Seriously?

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Speaker 3: Actually, the tour company offered to have me come back

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Speaker 3: on the boat for free as long as I brought Bagel.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations. TV shows you can't figure out how to go

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Speaker 11: Well.

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Speaker 3: He did go outside on the rear deck of the boat,

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Speaker 3: so that counts. That's what's on our minds. Text in

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Speaker 3: the seven, eight, five, nine two tell us what's been on.

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Speaker 11: Yours freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Got a texta seventy eight five nine two that says,

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Speaker 3: what's on my mind Alexis should try a man with

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Speaker 3: a dad body. Once you go dad bod, you don't

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Speaker 3: go back, right, Yes, Alexis thoughts on, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You know it's okay. I'm not a shamed dad bods

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Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like you don't go back because

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Speaker 5: That's what happened this stuff.

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Speaker 3: Another text says, jeff mentioned an embarrassing moment in middle school,

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Speaker 3: and every loyal listener is like, is that his bar

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Speaker 5: I know too much? Seriously, how do you know all that?

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Speaker 2: Because it's what you share?

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Speaker 17: Yah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but just all the top of the mind, Like

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Speaker 2: Its pretty memorable?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Sometimes your share is kind of like, oh, yeah, that

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Speaker 1: Don't happen to a lot of people.

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Speaker 5: Okay. Now I don't want to open up about myself

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Speaker 3: Another text says, what's on my mind is I'm heading

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Speaker 3: to work and enjoying listening to your show. I don't

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Speaker 2: Sweet.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, you have a job.

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Speaker 11: Yeah we did it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we feel that too. In fact, we have to

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Speaker 11: Next freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: You think dating's hard now, yeah, believe it or not,

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Speaker 3: it was much much worse back in the sixteen hundred.

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Speaker 2: I mean, was there even dating or did you just

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Squires would call into the local radio show and they

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Speaker 3: princess who saved herself from a fiery dragon witch. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: And then a night would jump in shouting that's nothing.

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Speaker 3: My maiden asked me if I would like to purchase

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Speaker 2: Mustn't be hard for you guys, A yeah, so easy

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Speaker 3: Ladies, educated say, God, times are different now, but meeting

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Speaker 3: proof of all the witches still in existence. Brand new

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Speaker 3: Battle of the Tinder Dates is coming up right after this.

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Speaker 11: Then, dares you, guys swipe right?

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Speaker 8: The question is.

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Speaker 11: Whose love life is more tragic?

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Speaker 5: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 3: It's the date and game show that encourages you to

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Speaker 3: go ahead and drink that half empty beer bottle you

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Speaker 3: found in the alley outside. It's Battle of the Tender Dates,

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Speaker 3: where two of our listeners square off to find out

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Speaker 3: In this corner.

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Speaker 5: His trick to seducing any woman is to throw on

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Speaker 5: nothing but his teeth. Hawaiian Brian left just needs one

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Speaker 3: And in the other corner, all the ladies say one

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Speaker 5: How he got the nickname Swabby Robbie.

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Speaker 6: What's your current status, Robbie?

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Speaker 17: God?

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Speaker 13: Hey guys, thanks having me.

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Speaker 5: Well, here's how the game works.

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Speaker 3: One condescent we'll start by telling one of their worst

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Speaker 5: Let's get it started with Hawaiian Brian.

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Speaker 16: All Right, I once had a date asked me if

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Speaker 16: I wanted to watch a movie at her place.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so I bet you're excited about that.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, I was on the right track, but I was

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Speaker 14: Yeah.

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Speaker 16: She chose the Taylor Swift eras tour.

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Speaker 6: Hey low key to watch it?

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Speaker 17: Right?

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Speaker 5: Isn't that like in a half hours long?

457
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,800
Speaker 2: I make it's longer, very long.

458
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:09,760
Speaker 16: Every single song she stood up and she performed it lifting.

459
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:15,480
Speaker 2: So he was like watching it with the twelve year old.

460
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:19,880
Speaker 16: If I one word during any one of the songs,

461
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:23,080
Speaker 16: she would pause it, rewind it, and then restart the.

462
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:29,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, because that was rude. One story down, Robert, we're

463
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,120
Speaker 5: over to you.

464
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,440
Speaker 13: Hey, all right, So I meet a girl for drinks

465
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,080
Speaker 13: and there are other two guys there with her already.

466
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,880
Speaker 2: Oh that was a surprise.

467
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:38,520
Speaker 5: Interesting.

468
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,040
Speaker 13: Yeah, So I asked what was going on, and she

469
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 13: told me not to worry. That she books three dates

470
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,440
Speaker 13: at once so that she could see who's the best match.

471
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:52,920
Speaker 2: Ah, guy, very efficient.

472
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:53,439
Speaker 1: I have that.

473
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,400
Speaker 2: The other two stayed after they were told that that's true.

474
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,520
Speaker 8: How sad is that?

475
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:58,199
Speaker 2: Guys?

476
00:21:58,320 --> 00:21:58,879
Speaker 11: Go on.

477
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:05,639
Speaker 13: She was pretty so then, so she switches every five minutes,

478
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,120
Speaker 13: and a little while later she made her way back

479
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 13: to me. Okay, okay, yeah, well she accidentally called me Barney,

480
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:20,440
Speaker 13: and then it happened two more times before I let Barney.

481
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 3: Well, Robbie, Barney, it's pretty close. All right, we're on

482
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,919
Speaker 3: the round too. We're throwing it back to Brian.

483
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Speaker 16: So this other date came over to my house and

484
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:35,160
Speaker 16: we were going to cook together. Yeah, adorable. I start

485
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 16: cooking the meat, she cooks a salad.

486
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,200
Speaker 5: Cook a salad, but okay, tosses it toge.

487
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 16: She worked on it, and we sit down and I

488
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 16: look at my salad and I noticed that the leafy

489
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 16: greens are a bit different because they're huge.

490
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,880
Speaker 5: Oh like big old romance.

491
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 16: Yeah. It turns out she cut off parts of my

492
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 16: house plant because I didn't have any lettuce in the fridge,

493
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 16: and she used it as the salad.

494
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:09,639
Speaker 2: That could be.

495
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 16: One of them was plastic.

496
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Swabbi, Robbie, can you count?

497
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 13: So I invited a girl to a steakhouse and she

498
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,600
Speaker 13: brings a briefcase to dinner.

499
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,119
Speaker 5: Huh, spot fancy.

500
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 16: Yeah. So she opens it up and it's full of knives?

501
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,680
Speaker 6: What what Harry she is?

502
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 13: It was really weird, and she told me that she

503
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,640
Speaker 13: refuses to eat using restaurants a silverware.

504
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,359
Speaker 2: No that is I thought she was going to be

505
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 2: some mid level marketing scheme where she's selling them to.

506
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:47,640
Speaker 5: Yeah.

507
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,959
Speaker 13: I didn't know what to think. So she says she

508
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 13: doesn't trust it and offers me to borrow what set.

509
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 13: So I say okay, and the knives were awesome. They

510
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,000
Speaker 13: worked great. So I ended up buying dinner and a

511
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 13: set of them off of.

512
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Speaker 16: Her for one hundred and fifty.

513
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 3: That sounds like a great date. You're supposed to tell

514
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 3: your worst date stories here.

515
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:12,719
Speaker 13: I never saw her again, but I still use the knives.

516
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:14,439
Speaker 4: Okay, by the toughest steak and she's just like you

517
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 4: see how that glides like butter.

518
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 5: On that note, we're on to our third and final round.

519
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,320
Speaker 3: We need your best stories here, gentlemen, So Hawaiian Brian,

520
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 3: let's bring it.

521
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,119
Speaker 16: Okay, This last girl I met at work. I'm a

522
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 16: checker at Trader Joe's and she comes in all the time,

523
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 16: so who One day after work she asked me to

524
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Speaker 16: go back to her place, and when I get to

525
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 16: her room, I see that she has this wall of

526
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 16: Trader Joe's employee name tags.

527
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 13: Huh.

528
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 16: And it turns out that that's her type and she

529
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 16: keeps them like trophies from all the employees that she

530
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 16: soaked up with. It was like a horror movie, only

531
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Speaker 16: it got worse when I saw my foster's name upstick O.

532
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 5: His was higher up the wall than your name was.

533
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 5: So that doesn't bode well. All right, Swabi Robbie, this

534
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 5: is your last chance, all right.

535
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,639
Speaker 13: So I went to the movies with the girl and

536
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 13: she went to the bathroom and her phone started ringing

537
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 13: in her purse. So I knew I shouldn't look in there,

538
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 13: but I had to shut it off because you know,

539
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,119
Speaker 13: during the movie.

540
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 5: You went into her purse.

541
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 18: That's her bath I mean, so I reached in there

542
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 18: and it's full of loose chicken nuggets. Bonus, you were cold,

543
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 18: just cold chicken nuggets.

544
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:41,679
Speaker 5: Oh god.

545
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,680
Speaker 13: And after she came back, she actually started eating them

546
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 13: and she ate them throughout the rest of the movie.

547
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 2: Oh, she didn't even offer you any No.

548
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 13: I think she thought that I didn't notice, nuggy.

549
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 3: So that was the final bell that means the match

550
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 3: is over. We need to score judges. So Alexis, who

551
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 3: do you think.

552
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 15: I gotta go Brian for getting all your plants chopped

553
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 15: up into a salad.

554
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 2: For Brian, dude, I'm going with Brian for the trader

555
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 2: Joe's girl.

556
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:17,959
Speaker 3: That means congratulations, Hawaiian Brian, your dating history makes Kanye's

557
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 3: love life look pretty stable.

558
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:27,640
Speaker 16: Alright, alright, alright, al man man.

559
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 3: That was Battle of the Tender Dates. Text in seven

560
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 3: A five nine to two. If you want to appear

561
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 3: on the next edition, your phone taps coming up right after.

562
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 11: This frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

563
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 3: It was voted in a recent poll that the number

564
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 3: one most annoying thing right now in America. Besides, this

565
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:50,399
Speaker 3: show is dealing with customer service calls. There is not

566
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 3: enough human workers, so old times are outrageous, and once

567
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:57,640
Speaker 3: you do finally get someone on, they're not actually qualified

568
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 3: to help you.

569
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 14: So we thought that's.

570
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 5: Pretty bad, but how do we make it even worse?

571
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 3: So the first thing we did was make Jose a

572
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,679
Speaker 3: customer service agent.

573
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 2: Yay, good help help.

574
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 3: Second thing, even though he can speak English, he can't

575
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 3: hear English. I think about how frustrating that call would be,

576
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 3: And now hear it in your phone.

577
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:27,639
Speaker 5: Tap right now.

578
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, this is Michael Smith from Apple Support.

579
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 14: I'm looking for Troy please.

580
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 5: Oh hey man, Yeah, this is he How you doing?

581
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 14: Did you say this is Troy?

582
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 19: Yes?

583
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 16: This is Troy.

584
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 14: Okay, I'm gonna take that as a yes.

585
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 4: You send us an email about an issue you were

586
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 4: having with an iPad pro M one and I am

587
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,199
Speaker 4: here to help you.

588
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 16: Yeah.

589
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 19: So the pretty much the problem I'm having is the

590
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 19: touch idea button is just not working on it. I've

591
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,399
Speaker 19: tried resetting it. I've tried pretty much.

592
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 5: I'm gonna stop you.

593
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 14: Is there a way you could say that in Spanish?

594
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 14: Another language? Sign language?

595
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 16: Even in Spanish?

596
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 14: Do you know any other languages?

597
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,160
Speaker 5: Italian?

598
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 8: Even Monsk? Do you know monk?

599
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 16: What are you talking about?

600
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 10: Brother?

601
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 16: I'm just calling about my iPad.

602
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 19: I don't know any other languages.

603
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't understand you.

604
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 16: What do you mean you don't understand me?

605
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 19: Is it a phone issue? Or is you don't understand

606
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 19: my iPad problem?

607
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 14: Uh?

608
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 8: Not sure what you're saying.

609
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 19: I'm not sure what I'm saying about what I.

610
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 14: Don't hear English?

611
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 19: We're having a full conversation in English, you know, what

612
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:53,959
Speaker 19: do you mean you don't hear English?

613
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 8: Yeah?

614
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 4: Again, didn't catch that. But here's my situation. Like, I

615
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,959
Speaker 4: do speak English, I just don't hear it well at

616
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 4: least right now, this whole situation I'm dealing with. What

617
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, what what was that?

618
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 19: It doesn't make sense. You're speaking English perfectly.

619
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 4: Okay again, not really sure what you just said. But

620
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 4: back to me, wasn't always like this. I was at

621
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 4: a renaissance fair last month, got hit in the head

622
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 4: with a rogue cabbage? Completely is that my ability to

623
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 4: hear English? Doctor's totally stumped, no idea. What's going on

624
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 4: with me?

625
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 5: Wait?

626
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 10: Let me get this straight.

627
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:32,719
Speaker 19: Your entire job is predicated on you talking to people

628
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 19: on the phone, and you it doesn't make any sense

629
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 19: you're speaking to me in English.

630
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 4: I'm assuming whatever you just said, you're giving me like

631
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 4: sympathy for what happened, right, I do appreciate that compassion.

632
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 4: I'm just a normal guy who got hit in the

633
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 4: head with the cabbage.

634
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 8: How are you.

635
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 16: Supposed to help me if you can't understand me.

636
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 19: I'm calling about a you called me.

637
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.

638
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 4: Just going off of the tone of your voice, it

639
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 4: sounds like your problem's fixed.

640
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 19: Wait, no, no, no, no, no, my problem isn't six. You

641
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 19: haven't done anything to help them?

642
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 5: Can again?

643
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 14: Can't hear English? Only speak it? Not sure how many

644
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 14: times I could say that?

645
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 2: What?

646
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 16: Why are we on the phone?

647
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 19: Can I talk to somebody else?

648
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 16: No?

649
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 5: Thank you, you're welcome.

650
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 16: No, that's not what I said.

651
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 4: But before we get off the phone, how would you

652
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 4: rate my customer service skills today? One to five stars?

653
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 4: Don't speak it because I can't hear it?

654
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 16: Zero stars. Nothing was sick?

655
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 11: Wow?

656
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 8: Was that five stars?

657
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 10: No?

658
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 14: No, you are generous?

659
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 4: Oh my zero talk about turning a bad situation into

660
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 4: a positive.

661
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 8: But this is amazing.

662
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 11: Zero.

663
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 5: Hey.

664
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 4: By the way, your warns on your iPad expires tomorrow,

665
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 4: so good luck with that.

666
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 14: Huh, dolad you got this done in time.

667
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 8: That was sucked.

668
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 19: Transfer me to a manager right now, dude.

669
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 14: I'm sorry. I can't transfer you to a manager. I can't.

670
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 5: No, not, what the.

671
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 14: Don't swear of me?

672
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 10: Wait?

673
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 16: You heard that?

674
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm cured.

675
00:30:58,960 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 6: It's America.

676
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 4: Oh or a prank phone call?

677
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 2: You choose?

678
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 10: Wait? What what do you pank phone call?

679
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 16: What?

680
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 4: It's actually Jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

681
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 4: on the morning.

682
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 14: Man, we're doing a prank on you.

683
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 2: This is a phone tab?

684
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 19: Are you sting me right now?

685
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 11: Bro?

686
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,239
Speaker 8: Your girlfriend aight to sent you up.

687
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,719
Speaker 4: She said, you're having a bunch of problems with your

688
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 4: iPad and you're like super dreading that customer service phone call.

689
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Speaker 19: Later, I am having a bunch of problems with my iPad.

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00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 10: It was very crazy.

691
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Speaker 14: Aren't you glad I can hear you now?

692
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 19: Yeah, it's great to feel like I'm talking to me troy.

693
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 14: T I said, aren't you glad that I can hear

694
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 14: you now?

695
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 3: Yeah?

696
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 4: I need no, I need you to speak another language,

697
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 4: you know, Swahilin or oh monks. Do you want to

698
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 4: go back to monks? That's a good language. I can

699
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 4: speak fluent months.

700
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 19: Okay, I get it.

701
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 8: Joke's over now, Yeah, joke's over now.

702
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 5: If you didn't hear.

703
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 11: The week of every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings

704
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 11: on the twenties, freaking Jeffery in the morning.

705
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 5: Let's say there's only a handful of situations where it'd

706
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 5: be okay to yell at the person you're out on

707
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 5: a date with, like if they're.

708
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 3: About to step in front of a moving bus, I

709
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 3: don't know, or if they're wearing giant ear muffs on

710
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 3: a cold day so they can hear you yeah, Or

711
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 3: if they tell you that they've never seen the movie

712
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 3: How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days?

713
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 5: Yo, what do you mean you haven't seen it? Matthew

714
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 5: McConaughey and Kate Hudson to Love Fern. It is wilting

715
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 5: in its grave right now.

716
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 3: But one of our listeners admits that she went off

717
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 3: on a guy in the first five minutes of their

718
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 3: hangout because of something he did at the dinner table.

719
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 3: Now she feels absolutely.

720
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 5: Terrible about it.

721
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 3: You're gonna find out what happened in your brand new

722
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 3: second date.

723
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 5: Update right after this second date update.

724
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 3: If you think about it, dating these days is a

725
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 3: lot like the game Uno.

726
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 5: You put one down.

727
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 3: You draw two more, skip, reverse to someone from your past,

728
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 3: draw another four, skip again.

729
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: Give me a wild card.

730
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 3: All you want to do is narrow it down to one,

731
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 3: but it never ends. You just can't get out what happens.

732
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 10: If you hit.

733
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 5: In a way, everybody loses.

734
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 3: But one of our listeners says she feels like she

735
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 3: may have met her Uno.

736
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 2: Oh, that's cute.

737
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 3: It's Spanish for the one Alexis. But there was a

738
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 3: wild card that was dealt to her early on in

739
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 3: their meetup, so let's talk to her and find out

740
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 3: about it.

741
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 5: Carolyn, Welcome to the show.

742
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 16: Hey, thanks for having me.

743
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm so excited to hear about Uno.

744
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 3: Well, you said there is a wild card delta. What

745
00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 3: did you mean by that?

746
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 11: Well?

747
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:05,479
Speaker 17: I feel bad because I completely went off yelling at

748
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 17: the sky within like the first ten minutes.

749
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 2: Wait, you were yelling at your date?

750
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 6: What the heck?

751
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 17: Yeah, but there's like a reason, and I mean, but

752
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,720
Speaker 17: I feel bad about it, and I shouldn't have popped

753
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 17: off like that.

754
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I cannot wait to hear this whole story.

755
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, what happened?

756
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 16: Okay?

757
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 17: Well, we went to this restaurant and I put in

758
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 17: an order with like the waiter.

759
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,879
Speaker 2: Okay, wa wait, hold on, did you already meet him there?

760
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 2: What's his name?

761
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 17: His name is Jeremy? Okay, okay, And we had like

762
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 17: a couple of conversations, you know, like text and whatever,

763
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 17: But this is our first time meeting face to face.

764
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 2: Okay. So you're at the table or you're at a

765
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 2: walk up counter or something.

766
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 17: We're at the table. We had just sat down, and

767
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 17: the server comes over, you know, pretty quickly, and asked

768
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 17: for our order. And I kind of looked at the

769
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 17: menu before we went, and I knew what I wanted.

770
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,879
Speaker 2: It is that is so Jose's move.

771
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 17: So I put in my order and like we didn't

772
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 17: talk about it or anything. I just like gave the

773
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 17: waiter my order and then he sets in. He goes, actually, no,

774
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 17: we're not going to do that.

775
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:09,720
Speaker 6: Whoa wait wait.

776
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:13,840
Speaker 3: Wait, Jeremy, your date stepped in and was like, actually, no,

777
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 3: don't order that exactly.

778
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 2: Wait was he talking to you or is he talking

779
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 2: to the waiter, because it's even more condescending if he

780
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 2: was just talking for you to the waiter. No.

781
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 17: Yes, he was talking to the waiter.

782
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 10: That's why I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa wow.

783
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 4: So sounds like he had a game plan of he

784
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 4: was going to impress you with his menu and you

785
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 4: kind of went willy nilly on.

786
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 2: I would be upset too, Yeah.

787
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 6: The boy you should have done to go, oh, if

788
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 6: you really want this, let me just job.

789
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 2: How do you know why did he do that?

790
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 11: Well?

791
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 17: I kind of went off with him, and I was like, well,

792
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,879
Speaker 17: why are you controlling what I'm ordering? Like I look

793
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 17: at the menu, I really want this, Like this is

794
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 17: what I want. And then he said, like I've been

795
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 17: here before, and like you don't want to get that.

796
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 17: It's not very good and I'm trying to save you

797
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 17: from it, and like I swear like there's other better

798
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 17: things on the menu.

799
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and waiters just standing there awkwardly. It's

800
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 2: a tough start.

801
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 17: Yeah, Like it was so embarrassing because like I had

802
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 17: never been to this restaurant, Like I didn't know that

803
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 17: wasn't like their star dish.

804
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:14,319
Speaker 3: You know, how did he react to you yelling at him?

805
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 3: Was he apologetic or was he like should be?

806
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 17: That's where I like kind of feel bad because he

807
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 17: was like super nice about it.

808
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,879
Speaker 10: We got back to the date and.

809
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 17: Like it went really great from there, but like I

810
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 17: don't know, it was really.

811
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 2: Did you end up getting that dish or did you

812
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 2: get a different one like he said to do?

813
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 17: I actually ended up getting a different dish.

814
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, it does bring up a good question though,

815
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 3: because I know how Jose feels about this, But I

816
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,280
Speaker 3: do want to ask the ladies, is it ever okay

817
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 3: for a guy to order for you or cancel your

818
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 3: order without talking to your first talking.

819
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 2: No, she had every right to yell. I mean, how

820
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 2: would you feel if it was to do that to you,

821
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 2: Like it's the same thing, Like it's like anybody canceling

822
00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,919
Speaker 2: your order, Like it doesn't matter male or woman.

823
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 3: Well, the last time I went off on my mom

824
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 3: when we were at Red Robin, it just it kind

825
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 3: of created a scene when she put in my cheeseburger.

826
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 6: I don't want the California Bird again.

827
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 5: I love I want the Whiskey River Barbecue.

828
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 6: You know that you love that?

829
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 2: I mean, why do they sell anything else? That is

830
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 2: very far?

831
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's different dynamic between that and a first date,

832
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 3: Like that's your first interaction in the first ten minutes.

833
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 17: I also and I'm fully admitting to you guys, like

834
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 17: I popped off, like I looking back, Like my tone

835
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 17: was like a one hundred.

836
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you said that he was apologetic. You know

837
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 2: it sounds like it didn't you know you had the

838
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 2: rest of the date to recover. Did you yell again? Ever?

839
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 17: No, No, it went great, and like we even talked

840
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 17: about like seeing each other again and like how much

841
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 17: fun we were having. Why I'm like, WHOA, I don't know.

842
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 17: Is this why he's like not calling me back because

843
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 17: I went too hard?

844
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 2: Well, I don't blame you, and I don't think it either.

845
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 2: I mean, the thing is is that if you guys

846
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,320
Speaker 2: had just had like thirty seconds to discuss the menu

847
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,320
Speaker 2: together beforehand, all of it would have been avoided.

848
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 4: And during that conbo, if a guy's ever going to

849
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,839
Speaker 4: pull the chivalry move, it's hard.

850
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 6: You have to be open and say, hey, would you

851
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 6: like to order?

852
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 14: Would you like me to give.

853
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 6: You a suggestion? Is it okay? Like you have to

854
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 6: say you don't just do it?

855
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 3: And plus the waiter was right there too. Yeah, it's

856
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 3: witnessing all of it.

857
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 5: It's just like a bad segn you that looked bad.

858
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: He looked bad too.

859
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 17: I have to say, like it was my initial reaction

860
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 17: because I've been in prior horrible controlling relationship.

861
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 2: Look at you with that baggage. Don't we all got it?

862
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 6: You're short tempered, right?

863
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 3: But the good news is they did plan at least

864
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 3: they said they were going to meet up and go

865
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 3: on another day.

866
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 5: It's weird that he hasn't followed through on that though you.

867
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 2: Haven't left him many voicemails where you're yelling at him,

868
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 2: calling me, or all.

869
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 3: Caps text messages possibly.

870
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 16: Anything no I promise.

871
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 17: It was like none of that.

872
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,359
Speaker 3: Well, then let's come back call Jeremy for you and

873
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 3: figure out what's going on and why he hasn't followed

874
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 3: through on his promises. Maybe will be the ones to

875
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 3: yell at him when we come back for your second.

876
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 5: Date update right after second date update.

877
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 3: Normally, when we hear about a woman screaming at a

878
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 3: man five minutes into their date, it's usually Brooke telling

879
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 3: us how her weekend went with her husband.

880
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 2: See the issue.

881
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 5: What do you mean you're tired and your back hurts me?

882
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 2: Honestly?

883
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 3: Come on, But this one happened on a first date

884
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 3: with our listener Carolyn because the waiter was at the

885
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 3: table when Carolyn put in her order for a dish,

886
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,919
Speaker 3: and the guy immediately stepped in and said, actually, no,

887
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 3: she's not gonna have that.

888
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 2: Dude, God, that just rubs me the wrong way.

889
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,959
Speaker 6: Even me, I who loves to be chiv, you don't

890
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 6: do that.

891
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:56,720
Speaker 3: Like yeah, So Carolyn had a combination bad day going

892
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 3: plus gut reaction to him saying that, and just went.

893
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 5: Off on him.

894
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,399
Speaker 3: The thing is there was a good reason for it,

895
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 3: because he had actually tried that dish before when he

896
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 3: visited the restaurant and knew it was not good, so

897
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 3: he was attempting to step in and save her from

898
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 3: eating something she probably didn't want to.

899
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 1: I mean it, I want to hear the waiters point

900
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 1: of view from this.

901
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:21,720
Speaker 2: Story, because that was the thing. The waiter was standing

902
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 2: right there. I mean, honestly, it was bad reaction from

903
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 2: both parties.

904
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 3: But the good news is they did get past it

905
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,240
Speaker 3: and ended up having a pretty good time together, even

906
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 3: planned out their next meetup at a different restaurant.

907
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 14: And she said he was apologetic and actually nice about it.

908
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 16: Yeah.

909
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 3: The weird part though, is that Jeremy's now being snaky

910
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 3: snake and not coming through on his promise of another date.

911
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm ball Jeremy.

912
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 2: I mean, do you think you're going to go off

913
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 2: on him when we get him on the phone if

914
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 2: he says something not nice?

915
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you don't feel like doing it, Brooke will

916
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 5: yell at him for you.

917
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 6: She's really good at it pop off.

918
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 10: So yeah, you can handle it.

919
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 5: The situation.

920
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 8: Both you girls can go on.

921
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,280
Speaker 2: He's gonna be crying, Yeah, if he doesn't answer correctly.

922
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,720
Speaker 5: Every guy likes a tag team, just not that type.

923
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 5: So I don't know. You never tried it, Jeff, all right,

924
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,359
Speaker 5: maybe i'll try it after a week off.

925
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:10,399
Speaker 8: You always say no.

926
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know how I feel. I just want

927
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 5: to call Jeremy see what he has to say. Hopefully

928
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 5: he picks up. But here we go. Hello, Hey is

929
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 5: this Jeremy?

930
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 16: Yeah? Who's this?

931
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 8: What's up?

932
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 5: Jeremy? My name is Jeff. Who's talking to me?

933
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:34,320
Speaker 2: Okay, funny? Ask what's up? Like you were trying to

934
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 2: be cool right there?

935
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 11: We soup?

936
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 5: I was cool, So what's going on? Yeah?

937
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 3: Well we almost made it twenty seconds into a phone

938
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 3: conversation without someone berating me. But it's fine, Jeremy. You're

939
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 3: on the radio right now with a show called Brooke

940
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

941
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 5: This is the show.

942
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,879
Speaker 16: Hey, Jeremy, Oh hello.

943
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 3: We are doing a segment called a second Date Update,

944
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 3: and I'm not sure if you know what that is,

945
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 3: but we're attempting to help out one of our listeners

946
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 3: get a hold of you after you went out on

947
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 3: a date with.

948
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 10: Her for real.

949
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a girl named Carolyn.

950
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 10: Oh my god.

951
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 1: Why did you react that way?

952
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 2: I thought you guys ended the day by saying you

953
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 2: wanted to see her again.

954
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 10: Yeah, and yeah, that is just what you say, you know,

955
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,359
Speaker 10: when you're on a first date that isn't going well.

956
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 5: We heard a lot, Jeremy.

957
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 3: We do a lot of these calls where people ghost

958
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 3: after a first date. That's pretty normal, but usually it

959
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 3: doesn't happen after you make specific plans with that person

960
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 3: and pick out a restaurant. And that's why it's so

961
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 3: interesting to us, like, why you're not following through with

962
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 3: that promise?

963
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 10: Gotcha? To be honest, in my mind, I was never

964
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 10: ever going to fall through with the second date.

965
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:58,399
Speaker 4: Wait?

966
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:00,840
Speaker 2: Wait, and did you decide that?

967
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 11: When?

968
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 2: Did you decide there was never going to be a

969
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 2: second date?

970
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 10: Within like the first four or five minutes of the

971
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 10: first day.

972
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 5: Okay.

973
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 3: She told us about some of the things that happened

974
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 3: and that there was a big argument early on after

975
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,240
Speaker 3: she put in an order. Is that what you're talking about?

976
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's exactly.

977
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 5: But you know, you messed up a little bit.

978
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 3: We talked about her, well, is it just are you

979
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 3: turned off that she exploded and yelled at you because

980
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 3: there was an argument because to us, it sounded more

981
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 3: like it was a misunderstanding between the two.

982
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, no, no, there's no misunderstanding. So she tried

983
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 10: to order six hundred dollars worth of caviatait.

984
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 2: What what did you just say?

985
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 18: What?

986
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 16: Yeah?

987
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 10: You heard me? Yeah, she tried to order the most

988
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,280
Speaker 10: expensive She flipped the man into the most expensive section

989
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 10: and then ordered the most expensive thing.

990
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, was it one of those restaurants where

991
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 2: they don't list the price? You know what I mean? Like,

992
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 2: maybe she didn't know.

993
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 10: Oh no, she knew what she was doing.

994
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 3: Okay, you know what, Well, hold on, if you were

995
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,839
Speaker 3: already turned off in the first five minutes, why did

996
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 3: you say that you wanted to go out with her

997
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:09,879
Speaker 3: again and plan a whole date.

998
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 10: Because when if somebody orders six hundred dollars worth of

999
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 10: caviar and within five minutes of a first date, I

1000
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,399
Speaker 10: don't know they're going to have They're going to react

1001
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 10: to any situation in life.

1002
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 2: So I'm just like, hey, hey, you're trying to just

1003
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 2: I mean, to come to her defense. Listen, like she

1004
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 2: ordered it. You said, no, she got upset because she

1005
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 2: thought you were controlling her, not because I mean, she

1006
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 2: didn't mention the price at all too.

1007
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 6: Oh he's like a rich Q.

1008
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 2: It sounded like she actually felt bad and she didn't

1009
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 2: end up ordering it.

1010
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 10: Yeah. When I when I jumped in and told her

1011
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:41,479
Speaker 10: that we can go to another restaurant get even better

1012
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 10: caviare that's the only time that she you know, then

1013
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 10: she started apologizing.

1014
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh, she got those caviar dreams.

1015
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 10: Yeah, and before that she was just calling me cheap.

1016
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 10: And then if I can't afford to go out with

1017
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 10: the woman, she just paid for it by herself.

1018
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 2: I mean, just really, Natty, I mean, I don't know

1019
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,919
Speaker 2: if she could afford that, she could be your sugar moment.

1020
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 10: There's no way she'd afford that. She was just saying

1021
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 10: that to make me feel bad.

1022
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:09,399
Speaker 18: Order.

1023
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 3: Well, we don't know if she could afford it or

1024
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:14,760
Speaker 3: not unless we actually ask her.

1025
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 5: I don't know, Jeremy. I have to tell you.

1026
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 3: Carolyn is on the other line right now, listening to

1027
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 3: this conversation.

1028
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 5: Oh way, Carolyn, are you there?

1029
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 17: Oh yeah, I'm here.

1030
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 1: What the hell, Carolyn?

1031
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 2: You didn't tell us you were trying to order six

1032
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 2: hundred dollars in caviar.

1033
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 17: Oh please, that is cheap, like come on.

1034
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:37,800
Speaker 5: Cheap.

1035
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:39,479
Speaker 1: No one should order that.

1036
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,400
Speaker 17: Ever, Yeah, I mean I have gone on plenty of

1037
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 17: dates where that is protocol, Like that is nothing for them.

1038
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,320
Speaker 17: I mean you must be going on like cheap dates

1039
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 17: with cheap people, and I mean hot long it's okay, Like,

1040
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 17: that's not.

1041
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 2: How I am.

1042
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 5: You got it right on the nose with.

1043
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 2: I'd argue if it wasn't.

1044
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 5: Carolyn. Clearly there was things that were not yeah.

1045
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 2: Messing between and that was not about control at all.

1046
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 2: That was about his bank account.

1047
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,280
Speaker 17: I mean I thought we had like a great conversation afterwards,

1048
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 17: and like, at no point did you say anything to

1049
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 17: me about money or like it was too extensive, like

1050
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 17: that was never brought up.

1051
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 10: Yeah to me, first date, I'm not cheap. It's a

1052
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,399
Speaker 10: first date. We're trying to get to know each other,

1053
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 10: and you're basically putting down a six hundred dollars retainer

1054
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:25,359
Speaker 10: for your first date.

1055
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 5: You know, but it's it's ridiculous, like an invoice.

1056
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 10: You didn't even ask me if I even like caviar.

1057
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 10: You just went ahead and ordered it, and you, like

1058
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 10: what I.

1059
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 17: How it is like I didn't know I needed to

1060
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 17: ask permission? Okay, do you want the hot dog.

1061
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 16: I mean who else that?

1062
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a little bit different.

1063
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 2: I mean, were you going to eat the whole thing

1064
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 2: at Caviar by yourself?

1065
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 7: No, of course not.

1066
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 17: It was like, you know, a serving per two. So

1067
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 17: I mean that's perfect, that's like romantic.

1068
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 6: It is cute because they give you the brand.

1069
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 2: And like the I think it's interesting that you're not

1070
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,800
Speaker 2: seeing his side of this all.

1071
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 6: One at all, Like I.

1072
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 3: Carolyn, are you more upset about the money thing, or

1073
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 3: are you more upset about him making up a story

1074
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 3: about another date and not following through on that?

1075
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,439
Speaker 17: I mean both, Let's be honest. I mean we lied

1076
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,280
Speaker 17: about everything. Like I thought, we had this great conversation.

1077
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 17: You said you wanted to go on a second date, Like,

1078
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 17: where is all that information?

1079
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 10: You're not really like?

1080
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:20,919
Speaker 17: So is that not a thing?

1081
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 10: No, I've had more engaging conversations with my house plans.

1082
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 17: Oh wow, one of your house plans. Then, I'm sure

1083
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 17: a snake plan is perfect for you? She got maybe

1084
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 17: I will I will.

1085
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 2: Wow.

1086
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 3: What I'm hearing here is a lot of passion, is

1087
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 3: that what you're And passion is the foundation of a

1088
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 3: strong relationship, right, Brooke?

1089
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 2: I hear a lot of house plans dying, Jess.

1090
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,319
Speaker 3: Well, let's maybe we can help pour a little fertilizer

1091
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 3: on it and bring it back to life, because we

1092
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 3: would love to offer to send you to on another

1093
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 3: date on us.

1094
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 2: So don't say that she orders six hundred dollars caviar.

1095
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 5: It's on Brook.

1096
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, twelve hundred dollars worth of caviar for everybody, if

1097
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 3: you too, will see each other again.

1098
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 10: I would rather go on a date myself than with her.

1099
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 2: Oh that's not really the burn that you think. It is.

1100
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 5: Me too, that's just what you do.

1101
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,720
Speaker 10: Yeah, she's just out here trying to get free expensive meals.

1102
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 10: I would know.

1103
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 5: Oh so she's a foodie. Call I like it.

1104
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 10: Call for her.

1105
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,320
Speaker 3: She's a car No, all right, Carolyn, that's not the one.

1106
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 3: Being a foody call isn't the worst thing to be.

1107
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,320
Speaker 10: I mean whatever, he's lame. I don't even care anymore.

1108
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 3: Okay, all kay, Well, I'm sure that you'll be able

1109
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 3: to find a guy that can actually afford your dates.

1110
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 5: It probably just lives in like Dubai or.

1111
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 6: Thirty Falcons.

1112
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 2: My guess is he sixty five years old?

1113
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, but let us know if you find him. Okay, Carolyn,

1114
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 5: because we want to meet that dude.

1115
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,360
Speaker 16: You got it.

1116
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, brooking Jeffrey in

1117
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 3: the morning. There comes a time in every man's life

1118
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:05,399
Speaker 3: when he has to decide do I want to pay

1119
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 3: my rent or blow all that money on a six

1120
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 3: hundred dollars caviar dish to impress my date?

1121
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 2: And apparently, according to her, there's only one right answer.

1122
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:14,240
Speaker 5: That's right.

1123
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 17: Yeah.

1124
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:17,719
Speaker 3: In a shocking move, though, Jeremy chose to keep a

1125
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,359
Speaker 3: roof over his head like a total cheapo. Yeah, so

1126
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 3: it didn't work out between the two. I do feel like, though,

1127
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 3: if you are on a date and you're ordering a

1128
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 3: shared appetizer and the dish costs more than one hundred bucks,

1129
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,439
Speaker 3: maybe discuss it before.

1130
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:35,800
Speaker 1: I can't even.

1131
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 2: Believe that he took her to a I don't even

1132
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 2: know if I've been to a restaurant with this, I mean,

1133
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 2: maybe six dollars caviar, and that she was still complaining,

1134
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 2: like guaranteed her plate, like her dinner already costs so

1135
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 2: much money? Set, but of course with the crab on top, Jose.

1136
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Speaker 5: You and I should go to a nice seafood restaurant.

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Speaker 2: After he was yeah, pay and we gotta get you know,

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Speaker 2: jeff isn't pay ye get some good.

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Speaker 6: Sturgeon caviar though it's pretty cheap.

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Speaker 3: I mean, yes, sorry, girls, you're not invited. But if

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00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 3: you if you go out on a date recently, whether

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00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:16,399
Speaker 3: it's a normal date or a bro date, we can

1143
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 3: always help you get in touch with that person afterwards.

1144
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,720
Speaker 3: Email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling

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Speaker 3: you back.

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Speaker 11: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: I feel like our country right now is in its

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Speaker 3: pickle era.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean, Jeffrey in the morning, Like the

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00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 2: game pickle or the food.

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00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 5: We were doing. We're getting more pickle news lately than

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00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 5: ever before. Remember the other.

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00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 3: Week we talked about those pickle button sandwiches in New

1154
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 3: York that we're going viral.

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00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, where they're making the whole sand they're using pickle

1156
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:48,359
Speaker 2: instead of bread. Oh it looks so good.

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00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 3: We all tasted snicker pickles, hollowed out pickles with Snickers

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Speaker 3: bar stuffed inside.

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Speaker 5: Remember that was actually kind of good.

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00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,800
Speaker 2: Not to mention, better than the kit kats with ketchup.

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00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, not to mention. Pickle ball all is

1162
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 3: taking over and now more pickle news because in California

1163
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 3: there's a place going viral for their creation called pickle Boats.

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00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 3: We'll have the photo up on our Insta stories at

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00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffery and showing everybody right now, Brook, describe

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00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 3: what you're seeing in the picture.

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00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 2: Okay, I pictured a small little pickle on water. It's

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00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:24,839
Speaker 2: not that type of boat.

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00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,720
Speaker 5: It's not sailing on an ocean.

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Speaker 2: They're using a pickle as if it was a baked

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00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 2: potato essentially. You know, it looks like they're hollowing it

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00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:38,800
Speaker 2: out and they're filling it with just delicious everything everything.

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00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 2: It looks like cheese, sour cream, mushrooms, whatever they can

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Speaker 2: get their hands on.

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Speaker 3: It's like almost like a yeah, you get to choose

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Speaker 3: what toppings you put on your half of a pickle.

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00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 3: And one of the favorites right now is Natella Peanut,

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Speaker 3: butter and pretzel.

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Speaker 5: Pickle boats who.

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00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 3: Salty sweet and you can do whatever they have, flaming hot, cheetos,

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00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 3: bacon bits, cream cheese. I'm sure Brook, they can do

1182
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 3: like a garlic quenewan clam pickle boat for you.

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00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:11,760
Speaker 9: If you asked for that, with the seafood, all the flavors,

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00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 9: I mean.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, think of like a tunamel inside a pickle. Oh dude,

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00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 2: that sounds so good.

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Speaker 3: Yes, goodness, sure are we pickled out yet?

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00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 5: Though it's so much pickle.

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Speaker 1: I don't like them. I feel like I have to

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Speaker 1: now about to start.

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00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,320
Speaker 3: Okay, well, here's something to tickle your pickle because Laser

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00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 3: Stories is coming up.

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00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 5: We're gonna do it right after this.

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00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 3: It's the radio segment that petitioned NBC to do a

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00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 3: side broadcast during the Paris Games called the gen Z Olympics,

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00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 3: featuring the swipe cathalon and risnastics.

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00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 2: It makes sense all the athletes are gen Z.

1198
00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 3: Basically, yeah, who does the best discmy out from their phone?

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Speaker 5: You're gonna have to tune in to find out.

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00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 3: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

1201
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:11,440
Speaker 3: stories throughout the globe, just like everyone else does, except

1202
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 3: we've got a laser. Those other olymp Big X just

1203
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 3: don't this first Laser Stories out of Indiana. Recently, it

1204
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:22,399
Speaker 3: was National Lasagna Day?

1205
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 6: How did I know?

1206
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,239
Speaker 2: How did you not celebrate?

1207
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,440
Speaker 3: And someone may have been attempting to celebrate with a

1208
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 3: very special batch of the cheesy stuff. That person was

1209
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 3: forty six year old's Regina Davis. She's a nurse at

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00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:40,319
Speaker 3: a local prison, and when she came to work the

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00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,839
Speaker 3: other day, like all employees, she had to pass through

1212
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 3: an X ray machine and a security check.

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00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure.

1214
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 5: Yeah.

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00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 3: When she did, a guard looked at her lunch, which

1216
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 3: was a rather large batch of lasagna.

1217
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 2: But don't judge how much a woman eats.

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00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 5: You thought it looks suspicious, Please don't tell me.

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00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 2: In the shape of a knife.

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00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:09,360
Speaker 3: I'm not really sure how thing of lasagna can look suspicious,

1221
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 3: but the guards thought so, so they dug through it

1222
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:16,400
Speaker 3: and found several packages wrapped in electrical tape that contained

1223
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 3: about three ounces of raw cocaine.

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00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 8: I bet they saw that enough.

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Speaker 1: She's a nurse.

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00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 2: She probably had a prescription for it.

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00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 5: Or I'm sure she was just following the ingredients online.

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00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:32,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, supposed to be cheese.

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00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:40,280
Speaker 5: Regina claims she didn't know about the drugs.

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00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 2: Of course she did it.

1231
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,360
Speaker 3: She said she'd been over at a friend's house getting

1232
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 3: a tattoo when the woman there gave her the food.

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00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 2: Why do I still believe the tattoo part.

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00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 3: I think that's The guards did not buy her story,

1235
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:57,399
Speaker 3: so they looked through her phone turns out she had

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00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 3: photos of the wrapped drug packages from the day earlier

1237
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 3: in there.

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00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 5: Oh my god, so clearly that didn't look good Regina.

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00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:10,280
Speaker 3: After that, Regina was arrested on two felony narcotics trafficking charges.

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00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 3: She has pleaded not guilty and is now claiming that

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00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:18,040
Speaker 3: she did it because she was getting threatening messages.

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00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,640
Speaker 2: Oh now she's getting threatening messages.

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00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 6: She's also like, well, then what am I going to

1244
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 6: do with my cracks to flame? Good food going away?

1245
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:26,839
Speaker 2: You should try your keys.

1246
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 3: This next Lazer story is out of Europe. One of

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00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:34,760
Speaker 3: the largest most unique collections hit the auction block this week.

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00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 3: The owner is seventy seven year old Mary Jacobs, and

1249
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 3: she's been collecting bedpans from around the world for.

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00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 5: Over forty years. Oh my god, they're not I mean

1251
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 5: they're clean.

1252
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:51,719
Speaker 2: So why why would you want to collect those?

1253
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 3: It all started when she found a cool one at

1254
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 3: a Salvation army back in nineteen eighty four.

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00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,319
Speaker 2: I've never seen a cool bedpan. Maybe I'd change my

1256
00:55:58,360 --> 00:55:59,919
Speaker 2: mind if I came across wrong thrift.

1257
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 3: Apparently now she has over one hundred and sixty three

1258
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:06,280
Speaker 3: unique and ornate toilet.

1259
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 2: Tins that's on her dating profiles.

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00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 3: If a seventy seven year old had a dating profile,

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00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 3: I would just be impressed with that alone. She even

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00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:18,440
Speaker 3: had a special closet built to display her collection.

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00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 5: At her home.

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00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 3: But she's finally ready to cash in, and according to

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00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 3: her auction posts, the collection includes classics such as The

1266
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:33,640
Speaker 3: Douche Slipper and A Joneswar Relaxed five thousand, I'm.

1267
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:37,760
Speaker 2: Start to relax five thousand. I would eat my words

1268
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 2: over here.

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00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:42,319
Speaker 3: Mary waited as the auction date neared to see how

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00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 3: many thousands of people would be buying for the unusual

1271
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 3: and very exclusive antiques.

1272
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:49,800
Speaker 5: She dreamed of what.

1273
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 3: She would do with all that extra money, maybe take

1274
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 3: an exotic vacation or buy a new car. Sadly, not

1275
00:56:55,920 --> 00:57:02,399
Speaker 3: one person bid on her bedpands, even like I.

1276
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 6: Would have do a pity bid for sure.

1277
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:05,760
Speaker 2: I mean, you guys all want to throw in twenty

1278
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:06,239
Speaker 2: bucks and.

1279
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:11,319
Speaker 3: Go okay, save jose having to run out to the

1280
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 3: bathroom every time.

1281
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:16,360
Speaker 2: Actually is yeah, coming empty, and I will do that.

1282
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 3: It's been a few days since the auction house told

1283
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 3: her the bad news. As for her reaction, she says

1284
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:25,360
Speaker 3: she really doesn't understand since, according to her they're clean

1285
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:27,480
Speaker 3: washed and in fantastic condition.

1286
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 1: Fantastic.

1287
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 3: Mary believes they just went with the wrong auction House's problem.

1288
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 2: You need to go to the bedpand experts.

1289
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 3: She's planning on trying a different sales approach next month.

1290
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 8: Wow, Oh, we're gonna.

1291
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 6: Hear a headline, beyonces.

1292
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 3: He showed her this next laser stories out of restaurant World.

1293
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1294
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 3: Chipotle is launching its first ever beauty product, a lipstain

1295
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 3: called Liphotle. It's all part of a partnership with wonder Skin,

1296
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:03,600
Speaker 3: a TikTok famous lipstain that's reportedly purchased every fifteen seconds.

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00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 3: So working together Chipotle and Wonderskin belief they've come up

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00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 3: with a product that they call a burrito proof lipstain,

1299
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 3: you know, like bulletproof, like burrito proof that'll let you

1300
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 3: scarf down some barbacoa and look fancy doing it. The

1301
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 3: lip stain applies just like a regular lip gloss, and

1302
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 3: it has its own dark green, guacamole inspired look. It

1303
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 3: should last for close to ten hours, and Chipotle would

1304
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 3: like you to know that's up to three meals.

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00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 11: Right.

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00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 4: How intimidating when you walk up into a Chipotle with

1307
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 4: the Chipotle lipstick, and the employees are like, oh, she

1308
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 4: means business.

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00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know she's gonna pay extra for that guata.

1310
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

1311
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 3: As for how you'll feel wearing Lipotle, the VP of

1312
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 3: brand Marketing says, it's a sensory journey like walking down

1313
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 3: the front line out of Chipotle.

1314
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 5: Confident and classy.

1315
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:01,439
Speaker 2: How I always feel. I'm ordering my burrito bowl.

1316
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 3: You can buy it now for twenty nine bucks and

1317
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 3: find the link on our Insta stories.

1318
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 2: Twenty nine dollars.

1319
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's up on our instant stories. That Brooke and Jeffrey.

1320
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 2: How did it cost more than the guacamole?

1321
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 5: This next Lazer story is out of Hatastic Central.

1322
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 11: Yeah.

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00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,600
Speaker 3: I'm not sure the average American eats this much produce,

1324
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 3: but here's a weird kitchen hack if you do. Some

1325
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 3: people online are swearing by this where you can wash

1326
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 3: large amounts of fruits and vegetables in your dishwasher.

1327
00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 5: Oh yeah all hot?

1328
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1329
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, super hot?

1330
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 1: How washed you just rinse some?

1331
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 14: For God's saying steam cherries.

1332
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 3: The idea went viral after someone posted a video of

1333
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 3: their mom doing it. No, but experts say it's not

1334
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 3: actually a great idea.

1335
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, people that wash their chicken.

1336
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 3: Dishwashers are designed to clean hard surfaces like glass, so

1337
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 3: really soft stuff like tomatoes might get pulverized.

1338
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 6: In there O night but will Yeah.

1339
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 5: You said it's like soft water.

1340
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 3: But the bigger issue is the residual soap that's in

1341
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 3: the dishwasher. You really don't want to be eating that

1342
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,440
Speaker 3: or any rinse aid that you preloaded, else.

1343
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 2: You're gonna need one of those bedpans.

1344
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,240
Speaker 5: That the FDA says.

1345
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 3: The best thing to do is just rinse stuff in

1346
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 3: the sink like a normal person would, and not until

1347
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 3: you're actually ready to use it and eat it.

1348
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,919
Speaker 2: I don't understand the hacks for things that literally take

1349
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 2: thirty seconds.

1350
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 6: I know it's already.

1351
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 3: So easy if you watch stuff early and put it

1352
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 3: back in the fridge wet bad.

1353
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 5: The extra moisture can actually make it spoil faster.

1354
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 2: Oh, you never want to watch those berries especially, You

1355
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 2: just leave those until you get about NATO.

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Speaker 3: Don't as for what else you can use the dishwasher for.

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01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:44,880
Speaker 3: This guy likes to use it as a hot tub

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Speaker 3: for him and the ladies.

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Speaker 8: I'm exactly.

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01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 3: He assess it to extra phoam less the fun unfold.

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01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 5: And that sounds these laser stories has come to an

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01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:55,959
Speaker 5: end for the day. We'll do it again the same

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01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 5: time on.

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01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:59,280
Speaker 11: Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:09,080
Speaker 3: We've got a new player named Blake on the phone,

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01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 3: who I think might be an actual hero really because

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01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 3: he is trying to keep us all safe. What I

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01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 3: mean by that is he is currently in college studying

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01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 3: cyber security.

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01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 4: Ah, you're about to make a lot of money, brother,

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01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 4: and that he's going to go against it, turn evil

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01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:28,840
Speaker 4: and become a hacker.

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01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 3: Oh man, I hope he might be studying how to

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01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 3: cyber with someone securely. I'm not sure which one of

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01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 3: my phone screener means either way. Welcome to our show, Blake.

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Speaker 13: Thank you, thank you. I appreciate you guys.

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Speaker 2: Having me all right, So, how many times have you

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01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 2: used the password one, two, three, four when you've set

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01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,320
Speaker 2: up your accounts at school?

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01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:53,240
Speaker 13: I have never, But honestly, I use pretty simple passwords,

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01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 13: which I know.

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01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:55,040
Speaker 16: I said, yeah.

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01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:57,440
Speaker 2: They say, do you have to take a whole class

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01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 2: just on passwords? And that's it.

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01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:02,280
Speaker 13: It's pretty much every single one of my classes.

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01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 2: Is if the teacher required every student to have a

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01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:11,680
Speaker 2: password before entering.

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01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:12,840
Speaker 8: The end of the semester.

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01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 6: It's like you guys have to hacking and change your

1390
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 6: own grades.

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01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:21,440
Speaker 4: You figure out how to hack into the computer the college.

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01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 3: It just created a bunch of like internet terrorists.

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01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,440
Speaker 2: You can't bust them if you don't know how to

1394
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 2: do the work you.

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01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 5: All right, just remember that we're on your.

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01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 14: Good side, Blake when you become the biggest hacker in

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01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 14: the world.

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01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 3: In the meantime, let's get to the game here, Brooks

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01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:40,920
Speaker 3: leaving the studio. You got thirty seconds to answer as

1400
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 3: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you

1401
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 3: can say past. But you have to beat Brooke alright,

1402
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 3: if you want to win.

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01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

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01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 16: I am?

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01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:52,280
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is National Avocado Day, which

1406
01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:57,880
Speaker 3: North American country produces most of the world's avocados. The

1407
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:00,880
Speaker 3: tip of the Washington Monument is of the earth's most

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01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:01,920
Speaker 3: abundant metal.

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01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 5: What is it? Uh stone?

1410
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 3: What type of creature is a barracuda? What do they

1411
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 3: call the little paper flag on the top of a

1412
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 3: Hershey's kiss?

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01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,240
Speaker 13: A uh path?

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01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:22,600
Speaker 5: Which Disney princess has a raccoon as a sidekick? Three?

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01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,280
Speaker 5: Still answer one.

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01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 6: And time is up.

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01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:33,240
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Blake. Let's go bring Brooke back into the studio.

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Speaker 5: Here.

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01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 3: Fun fact about Blake this summer, he owns a photography

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01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:40,000
Speaker 3: business and is going to a beach in Oregon to

1421
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:41,160
Speaker 3: take pictures there.

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01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 6: Oh so wow, you have a great balance in life.

1423
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 6: You're an outdoorsy nature photographer and then you're.

1424
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:49,439
Speaker 5: At secret, dark supercomputer hack.

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01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 3: I never said he was taking photos of nature while

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01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 3: he's on the beach.

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01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:55,960
Speaker 5: Who knows who he's taking pictures?

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01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:57,880
Speaker 2: Blake, you gotta get permission from that.

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01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:05,800
Speaker 5: Now it is Brooks turn. Are you ready?

1430
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:06,280
Speaker 2: I'm ready.

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01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:07,600
Speaker 5: Your time starts now.

1432
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 3: Today is National Avocado Day, which North American country produces

1433
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:15,200
Speaker 3: most of the world's avocados. The tip of the Washington

1434
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:17,960
Speaker 3: Monument is made of the earth's most abundant metal.

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01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:18,440
Speaker 5: What is it?

1436
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:20,080
Speaker 2: Metal? Iron?

1437
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:23,920
Speaker 3: What type of creature is a barracuda fish? What do

1438
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,320
Speaker 3: they call the little paper flag on the top of

1439
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:27,440
Speaker 3: a Hershey's kiss?

1440
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:28,560
Speaker 2: Uh flag?

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01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:33,400
Speaker 3: A little which Disney princess has a raccoon as a sidekick?

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01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:36,640
Speaker 2: Oh, Poconas?

1443
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:38,760
Speaker 5: How many state flags of an animal on them? More

1444
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:39,600
Speaker 5: or less than ten?

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01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:41,280
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say more?

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01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,680
Speaker 5: All right? Those are the answers. Let's go to the

1447
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:47,000
Speaker 5: scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose.

1448
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,280
Speaker 8: Are you cutting your toenails with a steak knife?

1449
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 3: I suppose you have a problem with that too, Millennials,

1450
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:53,560
Speaker 3: I just use my mouth.

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01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:58,960
Speaker 4: You got one correct, alright, Brook you did get one

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01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,000
Speaker 4: extra question.

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01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:03,280
Speaker 6: In and yes you didn't need it, you got four.

1454
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:09,760
Speaker 5: Sorry about that, Blake. Let's go over the answers for everybody.

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01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:11,320
Speaker 5: It's National Avocado Day.

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01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:14,400
Speaker 3: The North American country that produces most of the world's

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01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:18,400
Speaker 3: avocado is Mexico. Yeah, forty five percent of them come

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01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:21,640
Speaker 3: from Mexico. That's a second in the world is the

1459
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:25,440
Speaker 3: US of just twelve percent. The tip of the Washington

1460
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:28,280
Speaker 3: Monument is made of the earth's most abundant metal, which

1461
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:29,680
Speaker 3: is aluminum.

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01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:31,520
Speaker 6: That gets so hot in the summer.

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01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:34,560
Speaker 3: The US government said they wanted the cap to look flashy.

1464
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:37,480
Speaker 3: The type of creature that's a barracuda. That's a kind

1465
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:42,600
Speaker 3: of fish. The little paper barracuda barracuda. The little paper

1466
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:44,600
Speaker 3: flag on top of a Hershey's kiss is called a

1467
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 3: plume just because it looks like a little plume of smoke.

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01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:48,120
Speaker 8: Makes a lot of sense.

1469
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:51,120
Speaker 3: The Disney princess with a raccoon as a sidekick is Pocahuntis,

1470
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:55,080
Speaker 3: and there are more than ten state flags with an

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01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:55,800
Speaker 3: animal on it.

1472
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:59,560
Speaker 5: Twenty one states have at least one or more animals.

1473
01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 2: Do we have a popular animal or do we not

1474
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:01,760
Speaker 2: know that?

1475
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:03,080
Speaker 5: Don't ask me questions.

1476
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:06,560
Speaker 3: Sorry to Blake, it was not enough to beat Brooke today,

1477
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:09,080
Speaker 3: but just for playing, we are going to send you

1478
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 3: a pair of tickets to see thunder Down Under perform

1479
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:16,320
Speaker 3: at the snow Call Me Casino on August sixteenth. Also,

1480
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:22,640
Speaker 3: go study for your finals while watching thunder Down Under.

1481
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:24,320
Speaker 16: Oh yeah, definitely. Yeah.

1482
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:28,600
Speaker 5: Hey Blake, thanks for coming on man, you welcome back anytime.

1483
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:29,960
Speaker 13: Okay, thank you, thank you.

1484
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:30,760
Speaker 11: I appreciate it.

1485
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:32,040
Speaker 2: All right, Blake, good job.

1486
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:34,320
Speaker 5: We'll be back to do win Brooks buckst same time

1487
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:34,840
Speaker 5: tomorrow

1488
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:36,760
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.