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Speaker 1: If you're working at a busy restaurant during the lunch rush,

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Speaker 1: you know how stressful that can be, taking orders, making food,

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Speaker 1: trying to stay organized. And then imagine, on top of

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Speaker 1: all of that, you received one of the strangest phone

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Speaker 1: calls ever from a customer who wants to order a

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Speaker 1: sandwich but has taken his sweet, sweet old time. There's

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Speaker 1: a good reason for it, though, you're gonna hear in

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Speaker 1: your phone tap.

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Speaker 2: Right now, Deli, this is Nick. Hello, Hi, Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Is this the deli?

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Speaker 2: Yes, this is Nick. How can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd like the places an order for a sandwich?

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Speaker 2: S Are you okay? Everything okay? Over there?

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Speaker 1: Oh so okay, excuse me.

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Speaker 2: What's going on? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: I bought one of those vibrating massage chairs from Sharper Image.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Oh I've been at it in the last seventeen hours.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like a lot.

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Speaker 1: That's good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so your your sandwich order?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just question. After my order? Can you can

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Speaker 1: you put in the notes to come into the house

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Speaker 1: and deliver it to my lab.

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Speaker 2: And you wanted to deliver aware.

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Speaker 1: Onto my lap.

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Speaker 2: I don't know about that. I just don't want to

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Speaker 2: get up you can at your front doors. As far

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Speaker 2: as the I don't.

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Speaker 1: Want to stand. It feels so good.

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Speaker 2: I'm that I'm bet. Did you put the order in

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Speaker 2: or what? My friend?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sandwich?

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Speaker 2: We've got a lot of sandwiches. You want to think

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Speaker 2: specific on it?

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Speaker 1: I no, I don't even care.

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Speaker 2: Okay, how about a ham and twist?

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Speaker 1: Not that one?

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Speaker 2: Listen, man, I'm busy right now. I can't pick the

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Speaker 2: sandwich for you. Why don't you call back when you're

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Speaker 2: ready to order?

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Speaker 1: Do you have a roast beer?

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Speaker 2: Yes, we have roast beef. You want a roasty sandwich? Yea?

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Speaker 2: What kind of bread?

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Speaker 1: Sour dough?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, sir? I'm you know. I'm trying to help

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Speaker 2: you out disorder. This is pretty creepy, to be honest

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Speaker 2: with you, and you're in So if we could get

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Speaker 2: disorder put in, I appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to tell you.

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Speaker 2: Why Why don't you turn off the chair while you're ordering? No?

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Speaker 1: What are you crazy? Have you've been in a massage

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Speaker 1: chair before?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I didn't. I wasn't in it for seventeen hours.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that's even help me.

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Speaker 1: You're missing out. I'm I'm I'm I'm wearing a diaper

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Speaker 1: right now?

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Speaker 2: Why you would you be wearing a diaper? Sure?

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Speaker 1: I want to stand up, all right.

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Speaker 2: I should have asked that. I what I was thinking.

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Speaker 2: I can have the sandwich deliver to you. But that's uh,

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Speaker 2: that's about it. That's that's all I need to know

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Speaker 2: from her, and just what you want on the sandwich.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, sorry, what.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna send you a roast beef sandwich? All right?

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Speaker 2: Just give me your address. I'm not knowing delivering it

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Speaker 2: to your labs.

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Speaker 1: Do you have any anybody over there that could pick

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Speaker 1: up my kids from soccer camp? Didn't?

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Speaker 2: No? Go listen guy, we're up, yell, I gotta go.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll pay your delivery guy to pick up my

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Speaker 1: kids for me.

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Speaker 2: Sir, with all due respect, you need to get out

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Speaker 2: of your freaking chair and go pick up your kids.

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Speaker 2: You can't have the Delhi guy to pick up your kids.

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Speaker 1: I'm willing to pay extra.

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Speaker 2: No DELI turn off the chair, walk outside the house

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Speaker 2: and pick up your kids. I'll have the sandwich to

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Speaker 2: you in a half hour.

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Speaker 1: I feel like a human urrito you can wrapped in

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Speaker 1: a tortilla of relaxation.

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Speaker 2: You. You wasted my time. I'm not having this conversation

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Speaker 2: with you. I'm hanging up.

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Speaker 1: No, this is the call your roommate Ryan wanted me

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Speaker 1: to have with you.

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Speaker 2: What the hell you talking about? Man?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Ryan loves some massage chairs and brank phone calls.

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Speaker 1: This is a oh yeah, because this is a prank call.

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: I'm not in a massage chair, metal radio station. My

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Speaker 1: name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: You just got phone tap, dude.

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Speaker 2: I gotta say I'm pretty relieved that I'm not talking

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Speaker 2: to a weirdo.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I felt pretty good for those last few minutes.

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Speaker 1: But your roommate Ryan emailed us and said, you just

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Speaker 1: started this new job at the Delhi and you wanted

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Speaker 1: to make your first week more exciting.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't even know how you are

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Speaker 2: making no sounds like I don't know if you're in

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Speaker 2: a massage chair.

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Speaker 1: Well you sound stirs, dude. You I don't like it.

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Speaker 2: The week of every morning was funk taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 2: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning