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Speaker 1: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if

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Speaker 1: you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more.

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Speaker 1: Please baby, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're

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Speaker 1: going to read this one right here, right now, and

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Speaker 1: you never know, it could be yours and it could

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Speaker 1: be Buckle up, hold on tight. We got a fool

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Speaker 1: you here. It is Strawberry Letter. Thank you, nephew, I

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Speaker 1: mean thank you, Thomas Miles. That's right this week, Thomas Miles.

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Speaker 1: All right, subject, please leave me alone in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Please all right. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm fifty years old

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Speaker 1: and I've been in an open relationship with my man

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Speaker 1: for almost twenty years. Instead of cheating on one another,

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Speaker 1: we do what we do and keep it one hundred

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Speaker 1: at all times. It works for us, so people can

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Speaker 1: judge us all they want to. I get so tired

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Speaker 1: of my man at times, and I'm glad I can

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Speaker 1: sex either. I have a soul tie with another man

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Speaker 1: and he's just as special as my live in partner.

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Speaker 1: I have to keep him satisfied and nurture that relationship,

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Speaker 1: and it's wearing me. Then I work from home and

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Speaker 1: my living wakes up at four thirty in the morning

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Speaker 1: to start his day. He's a morning person, meaning he's

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Speaker 1: a type to want sex when he rolls over every morning.

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Speaker 1: That used to not be a problem until I started

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Speaker 1: dealing with my other man more regularly. He also liked

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Speaker 1: forego the sex because I've already been thoroughly pleased for

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Speaker 1: the day. It has gotten to the point where I

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Speaker 1: have to ask both of the men if they could

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Speaker 1: please leave me alone in the morning. It's like the

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Speaker 1: older they got, the more they want sex, and I'm

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Speaker 1: just the opposite. I enjoy the connections with them over

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Speaker 1: the sex. I know live in has a great woman

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Speaker 1: that he spends a night with sometimes, so that takes

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Speaker 1: the pressure off of me. But the other man in

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Speaker 1: my life is only having sex with me and only me.

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Speaker 1: He is hopeful that I will come to my senses

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Speaker 1: and be his wife one day soon, but I'm cool

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Speaker 1: with the arrangement. All I need is more peaceful mornings.

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Speaker 1: How do I create balance for both relationships without slighting

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Speaker 1: one of them? Please advise? Oh okay, this is what

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Speaker 1: you signed up for, right, I mean an open relationship.

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Speaker 1: This is what you do in open relationships. You set

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Speaker 1: out of your own mouth that this works for you.

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Speaker 1: You've been doing this for twenty years. Twenty years, that's

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Speaker 1: a very very long time. Who wouldn't be tired. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here's the thing about life, though, it is ever changing.

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Speaker 1: You are fifty now, you are changing. You're slowing down

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Things change, Circumstances change, feelings change. The

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Speaker 1: only thing that doesn't change are the facts. And the

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Speaker 1: facts are that you are in an open relationship and

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Speaker 1: pretty much anything and everything goes in these types of situations.

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Speaker 1: You know that. But remember you said this works for you.

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Speaker 1: Guess what, No, it doesn't not anymore. I mean, you

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Speaker 1: can't keep up with talk. Surely, you can't keep up

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Speaker 1: with this unrealistic pace. You have changed. I told you

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Speaker 1: that it's way too much for you now. And because

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Speaker 1: you're you're in an open relationship, that quote works for you.

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Speaker 1: You said it. You're allowing You're allowed to bring other

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Speaker 1: people in, so you're sleeping with another man now who's

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Speaker 1: wearing you out? You're getting worn out. You said they

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Speaker 1: just won't leave you alone in the morning, So for

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Speaker 1: all we know, you guys are like doing it right now.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is a morning show. I don't even

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Speaker 1: on in the morning, so you know. But you know

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Speaker 1: what you said, it works for you. I say, stop

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Speaker 1: all of this. You can do that. It's time for

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Speaker 1: a change. How much longer are you gonna put yourself

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Speaker 1: time for you to close this open relationship. Steve, You're

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Speaker 1: better talk Shelly. Now, you told some truth today. Man,

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Speaker 1: I wish I had thought of that line. You came, Oh,

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Speaker 1: you better tell the truth. You're saying it works for you. No,

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Speaker 1: it ain't, No, it ain't. This ain't working for you.

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Speaker 1: The whole damn letter stupid. Let me opened by just

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Speaker 1: saying this, I don't care about the letter. I don't

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Speaker 1: this foolishness. This ain't this is working. This ain't working

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Speaker 1: for nobody but them. Stupid foolishness your old ass. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something. Fifty is old for this foolishness. Hell,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that right now. You're pulling this

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Speaker 1: You old, and it then't got old. That's a that's

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Speaker 1: an age limit for all this ignorant mess you doing

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Speaker 1: got some help for you. We ain't doing this. We

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Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you. Everybody in no damn

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Speaker 1: open relationship. You're in a situation there ain't no relationship.

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Speaker 1: Relationships is when you have relations with people and you

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Speaker 1: can relate to them. You're relating to everybody, you stupid behind.

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Speaker 1: You set up in here, and you know you got

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Speaker 1: this man that y'all stay with, and you get tired

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Speaker 1: of him sometime. Okay, there you go. I thought it

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Speaker 1: was working for you, and I can go and release

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Speaker 1: my tension elsewhere else, noel, Now, and it ain't always

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Speaker 1: about sex, Well, what are your that releasing? Huh? When

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Speaker 1: you go to release your tension and it ain't about sex,

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Speaker 1: tell me what it is. But y'all over the playing

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Speaker 1: Domino's what now, I'll tell you what's wrong. And then

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Speaker 1: you say, I have a soul tie with another man

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Speaker 1: and he's just as special as my living in partner.

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Speaker 1: What soul tied? Y'all having sex? This ain't no soul tie.

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Speaker 1: It's the same thing you got as you live in

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Speaker 1: all y'all seeing who y'all want to see, and now

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Speaker 1: you tie. You know why calls you? Oh you old

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Speaker 1: and whoa out Dave your old tale. I hate to

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Speaker 1: say that it ain't even fresh tale no more. You

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Speaker 1: just whoa out. We'll have old, old, ragging tale of

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Speaker 1: your response. Coming up Steve at twenty three minutes after

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Speaker 1: the hour. Today's strawberry letter, subject please leave me alone

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Get back into it right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve,

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Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is please leave

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Speaker 1: me alone in the morning. Recap this ignorant ass letter,

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Speaker 1: This old ass woman and rode in. She fifty and

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying fifties old, but for this type of

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Speaker 1: thing right here, this whole you're too old for this.

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Speaker 1: You should have tried this in your twenties, but oh no,

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Speaker 1: you've been doing it for twenty years. You're chest a

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Speaker 1: whole ragged ass letter. You've been calling here with this

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Speaker 1: help you? Did Stephen Shelly leave might leave our name

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Speaker 1: off the page from now call us with this foolishness.

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Speaker 1: We don't know how to help you through this here.

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Speaker 1: We ain't in no relationship like that. I'm in a

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Speaker 1: real relationship. My relationship closed off. Seal got nails in

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Speaker 1: the coffin mortar up at the door. It's as tight,

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Speaker 1: can't get nothing else in here. You're sitting up in

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Speaker 1: here being twenty years with the same man. Y'all do

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Speaker 1: all they want. What Okay, where here comes to more judging?

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Speaker 1: Because he wrote in now he comes to mo damn judge.

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Speaker 1: I get so tired of my man at times. Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: so I got glad I can go somewhere and release

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Speaker 1: my tension. So you wanna go somewhere in have sex.

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Speaker 1: That's what this is. It's not always about sex, yes

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Speaker 1: it is. What else is you doing over that released tension?

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Speaker 1: Where's you going over that washed dishes? What? What is

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Speaker 1: releasing where you're watching this car forward? You just a lie?

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Speaker 1: another man and he's just as special as my living

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Speaker 1: in partner. Now lord him, mercy lady making up your

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Speaker 1: thin out. Then wore your ass out. You ain't rector

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Speaker 1: pleased for the day. What what? What? What? So everywhere

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Speaker 1: Why don't you leave them alone? You're stupid. It ain't them.

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Speaker 1: because that's what you are. You're the dumpster. You got

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Speaker 1: this one you're telling us about. So you've been you've

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Speaker 1: you off. I know my living has a great woman

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Speaker 1: are you've lost your mind? And you said he has

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Speaker 1: get to your sports Steve, you wanted to add one

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Speaker 1: more thing to the Strawberry Letter play. I want to

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Speaker 1: ask something to this. You know this woman that rode

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Speaker 1: she's been dating, and now she's been in a twenty

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Speaker 1: You fifty, you're too damn old for this. Nobody won't

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Speaker 1: bit of hair got matic down. So the moral of

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Speaker 1: down at me and say, Stevie, when you get that

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Speaker 1: little ragged detail from now, you probably saying, see what

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Speaker 1: old woman, and got caught in the card though, and

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Speaker 1: the woe yourself out. And I don't thank God for

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Speaker 1: that analogy on me riding my bike with that one

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Speaker 1: get raggedy. Don't let your tail get raggedy. Don't let

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Speaker 1: don't let your tail get rained thought. Yeah, I like

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Speaker 1: a good raggedy tail story. Oh man, And the last

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Speaker 1: thing you want to do is put a raggedy tail

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Speaker 1: hanging out your hand a box. It didn't look nothing

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Speaker 1: like the other tail lord. What a beautiful moment. Julie,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about card. No, no, I'm sorry. I love it.

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