WEBVTT - We Ruin The Holidays - Christmas Special 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:18.479 Welcome to this episode of emergency in our comp It 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:21.040 is not Christmas yet, but it's only two days away. 0:00:21.040 --> 0:00:23.439 And my little son here. I let him open his 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:25.200 one of his Christmas presents. 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:28.680 Early in Pokemon Violet on the switch. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:34.519 And he hasn't spoken to me since when. But you know, 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:35.880 I'll do anything for my little boy. 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:39.040 He just critical hit the heck shirts and the Elite. 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:43.880 Four, you know, having they always said having a little boy. 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:49.400 Mom, shut up, Mom, you're being a bitch. Mom. 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:51.040 Boys will be boys. 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:54.520 Wait, boys will literally be boys. 0:00:54.680 --> 0:00:56.920 Like the thing is, boys will push you, kick you, 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:59.080 spit on you, fucking shove your face into a pile. 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:02.800 They're like, there's something about a boy being a boy 0:01:02.960 --> 0:01:05.800 like that, Like that's just boyish behavior. 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:06.400 Yep. 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:10.720 I don't know why Drew has to switch actually like that. 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:13.000 I went to the bathroom before we started. When I 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:14.480 came back, he just had it in his hand. 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:17.080 Well, I have it because I'm in the Elite four 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:20.679 and it's a very big moment for me and Pokemon. 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:24.240 Right But fine, I'll put it away. I'll put it away. 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:26.760 Holy yeah, fucking toys away. We're at the dinner table 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:27.839 with our family right now. 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:32.520 Family fucking sucks. But we were before we started the episode, 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:36.320 we were talking about this, like video popped up on 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:41.080 my feed of like one of those like TV evangelic 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:48.080 cool Evan Geli on TV pastors that like do sermons 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:52.040 in front of twenty five thousand people every Sunday, thirty thousand, 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:55.640 I mean even the TV viewership. It's one hundred and 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:58.920 fifty thousand people watching every Sunday, and they are fucking 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:03.720 loaded because those pastors pocket all of the money that 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:06.040 is donated to him. And one of the video I'm 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:09.079 watching was like this dude talking about like I don't 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:11.240 know the full context, but I just know that he 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:14.440 was like talking about like buying houses and that he 0:02:14.520 --> 0:02:16.840 his first home was fourteen thousand, his second home was 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:19.959 eighty nine thousand, and then he like cut himself off 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:22.880 and was like, actually, that's crazy because this watch is 0:02:22.919 --> 0:02:26.320 eighty nine thousand dollars, and everybody in the audience was like, huh, 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:28.079 like what are you saying, and he was like, I'm 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:30.280 not saying that pridefully and like honestly, like I have 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:32.840 things watches that are and he's gonna go on to 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:35.239 say more expensive than this, But then he was like actually, 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:39.440 nevermind and just like moved on. But like, those people 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:43.120 are scamming you. They're scamming like you know what, I 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:45.520 They're pocketing all the money you donate to the church. 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:49.079 I was thinking, like, I it's kind of like it's 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:51.960 just celebrityism in like a different sense. It's like it's 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:54.440 like how you would like buy something from somebody you like, 0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:56.320 and like even if it's maybe not good, you'll buy 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:57.640 it off of them because you're like I just like 0:02:57.680 --> 0:03:00.760 this person, and it's like I'm supporting this per It's 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:02.960 literally that for those people, because I feel like, like 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:04.280 because I was saying to you, I was like, that's 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:04.800 fucking crazy. 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:07.280 I feel like they're getting closer to God though. That's 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:09.760 the problem is like when they donate to these churches, 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:12.560 they're donating to like spread the word of Jesus. 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:14.919 Yeah, they feel like they're donating to like, Oh, if 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:16.840 I don't donate, the church will close and then I 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:20.280 will have nowhere to go yea to like consume my faith. 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:22.600 But these people are taking their fucking money and flying 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:24.360 around on private jets all week, and. 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:25.760 O key, should we be priests? 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:27.880 I was about to say, like we should turn up 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:29.799 and like we should change up and be. 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:31.680 They're going to see all my photos from when I 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:33.399 first moved to LA and I thought that the only 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:35.320 way to keep relevant was to have my tits out 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:35.760 and they'll. 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:36.480 Be like, no, you're done. 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:41.640 No, they'll definitely support you. Anybody is allowed in the church, 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:49.800 right me when I'm lying even leaving the church because 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:50.720 I wasn't allowed. 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:54.960 But also it's crazy to think, because like this is 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:56.000 our Christmas episode. 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:59.640 It's crazy to think that this is like super religious, 0:03:59.840 --> 0:04:04.160 like everybody has their like what is it called holiday? 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:07.600 No, the little the Jesus, Like it's I think the 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:09.920 word I don't want to say because someone's gonna make 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:11.160 fun of me because I think I'm gonna say. 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:14.720 Right, I think that's what it's called. It's like like 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:19.000 Jesus in them, like the people like Jesus and Mary 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:24.280 and the wait, I can reverse translate it. 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:28.680 What is that called? Holy shit? Don't say it when 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:32.320 you find out because it's gonna piss me off. Oh 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:38.040 it starts with a tea? Right wait? Fuck, they're screaming 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:40.880 at us in the comments right now, Baby Jesus in 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:41.600 the mangers. 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:42.720 It's the Nativity. 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:45.279 Nativity scene Nativity scene. Damn it. 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:45.760 Okay. 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:48.240 I was like, I was like, I don't think it's natimiento. 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:50.320 That is the word. But when I looked it up, 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:53.520 reverse it. You said birth and I'm like, but it's 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:57.520 like the birth of Jesus, way the precious moments, birth 0:04:57.560 --> 0:05:02.920 of Jesus, the little baby. But yeah, it's crazy to 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:05.920 think that it's like a holiday. Remember the fucking Starbucks 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:07.920 cup pandemic. 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:13.159 Like the red cup and like you're worshipping Satan. It's 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:15.560 like on the same level as like x miss like 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:19.120 people be ye taking the Christ out of Christmas? Bitch, No, 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:20.240 we just want presents. 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:23.479 Also like, I'm sorry, but Christmas is way too long 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:26.200 of a word. Xmas is lit. Xmas is like we 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:28.080 need to make an r a horror movie. 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:32.240 Oh oh oh, listen to this x but it's Christmas 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:34.040 thing and it's ex mess. 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:37.440 Didn't the hot guy from Stranger Things? Literally just do 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:40.760 that movie? David Harbor? Oh Okay. 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:43.039 When you said hot guy, I was like, I was like, 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:44.960 which one of those young's do you they get cop 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:46.839 because like, that's not our vibe. 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:50.320 Trust me, I only date people twice my age. 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:54.240 What the are they gonna say, oh, it's a naughty Christmas. 0:05:54.480 --> 0:05:56.960 That's what he did. I think it's called like naughty Christmas. 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:58.520 Every time I see it looks like a parody though, 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:00.360 and I was like, why is this sexy as doing that? 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:02.920 Why is that? 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:07.760 Right now? That fucking Lana del Rey actually rotted out 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:10.359 my fucking brain. Like I've been thinking about that a 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:15.440 lot recently, like being young and like liking Lana. The 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:20.839 pipeline is insane, like that the the Lana to having 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:24.960 an awful gauge of what relationships are. Pipeline is a 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:27.560 very real thing, and I won't change it for the 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:31.000 world of me. But like, I don't know, I just 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:31.839 was thinking about that. 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:34.400 I mean, like I think it bettered my life in. 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:36.479 A lot of ways, right yeah. 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:38.680 Yeah, But also like, okay, there's something to be said though, 0:06:38.720 --> 0:06:41.240 because like Lana does have an impact, and she fully did, 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:44.120 because like she like normalized those things. But like a 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:46.520 lot of people who like feel like that and have 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:50.440 like the the ideas we do of relationships, it's comes 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:52.800 from like more of our upbringing than anything. 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:56.000 Okay, this is from my mommy and daddy issues. 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:59.320 Yeah, Like so like she she was just the soldier 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:00.600 brave enough to say. 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:07.599 It, yeah, right right, shut down everything I say down. 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:10.760 Well, no, it's not to shut you down. That's me. 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:12.080 I was just making it. 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:14.640 That's my guarding Lana coming out because I'm like, guys, 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:17.280 it's not all her fault. Even though okay, fuck that star, 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:19.800 I'm gonna freak out. Even though yeah, I mean it 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:21.880 made like the things we thought like it. 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:23.200 Like, it just validated. 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:27.160 I like romanticized it more, which was like gnarly because. 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:29.600 There was no reason. 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:32.520 For me age being like, yes, I'll wait for you 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:34.120 when I'm gonna. 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:38.360 I should not have been driving this second day I 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:42.680 got my license to a city of never mind, we 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:49.239 won't get into that. I saw this video of Simon Cowell, 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:53.600 like the X Factor, Judge, tell me why someone is 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:56.160 wearing his skin like someone skinned him? 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:57.920 Wait, is there a new video of it? 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:01.440 Yes, someone skinned him and put his skin on and 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:04.239 they were like, we need to upkeep. Like Simon Cowell, 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:07.840 it's like that one young thug video of him stopping 0:08:07.880 --> 0:08:12.480 the fashion show with his and fixing the collar literally, 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:14.720 but he didn't do shit. He just like was kind 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:17.800 of winning attention. He just like touched him like those 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:20.880 fucking waiters from last night. We'll get into But someone 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:23.960 is wearing Simon Cowlell's skin and has been for years. 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:25.960 And I think I'm the first person to say that 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:29.800 I could be wrong, but like this video that I 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:35.400 saw of him is like insane, like it actually scared me, 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:38.559 like it sent I always say on this show, two 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:42.120 or three minutes can change your life, and it has, 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:44.199 and maybe this time it's. 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:46.320 Going to be you. Fans were quick to point out 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:50.120 his smoothed out complexion and bleach white and teeth. Social 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:55.000 media is going bonkers. Holy moly, I nearly didn't recognize him. Simon, 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:56.120 is that you? 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:12.800 It's melting off. His skin is melting off. Social media 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:16.400 is going bonkers. Emergency andracom is going bonkers. 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:18.720 Okay, newscast reporters need. 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:20.560 To shut the fuck up, Like why is he talking 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:22.480 about that on Channel five news right now? 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:24.800 Like why is that like on the news? Dude? 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:28.440 That is yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like someone's skin. 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:32.400 It looks like he wanted collagen and they put too 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:34.160 much in him, and now his skin is like bloated, 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:35.440 like you know when you burn a piece of your 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:37.440 skin and it bloats up and gets really smooth. 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:38.160 That's what his face. 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:42.600 You know what's crazy is that I think Shrek was 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:45.560 the downfall of Simon Cowell's career because he peaked there. 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:47.520 That's that you can Shrek. 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:49.880 Yeah, what did he do in Shrek? Didn't he just 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:51.199 voice act one character? 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:55.920 No? No, he like the they were trucked to the cameo. Yeah, 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:58.080 but it wasn't like a part of the movie. It 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:00.760 was like a special feature of yeah doing and he 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:05.679 was himself and actually, oh yeah, an character was crazy. 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:07.640 They made him like sexy in it. 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:11.319 That's like the Mister Beasts Fortnite skin Like why did 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:12.440 they have to sexify him? 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:14.160 I don't know if you've given him a look, but like. 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:16.320 No, see because mister Beasts, like. 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:19.880 We mentioned him every single has something. We mentioned mister 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:21.719 Best every single episode. 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:24.160 Just like we mentioned fucking everything else every episode. Because 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:25.439 we've lost things to talk about. 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:28.160 We've literally turned into like eleven year olds, and what 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:30.080 we do with our day, Like we wake up, we 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:31.000 sit around. 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:32.200 I go to your bed, I sit in your bed. 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:34.760 We use our phones for a second and then I'm like, okay, 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:37.360 I'm gonna go play Fortnite, and then we play Fortnite, 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:40.800 and then we watch if mister Beast has. 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:41.280 A new video. 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:44.480 Yeah, like about it. The whole iPad baby shit was 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:45.000 not fake. 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:49.440 That's literally what started it. That's like what jump started. 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:52.560 Like very extreme iPad baby behavior. 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:55.960 Very real of us. But yeah, like he looks good there, 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:57.520 but then you scroll up and you see him in 0:10:57.559 --> 0:10:58.000 he's melting. 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:00.760 Okay, you can't compare the way he looked in an 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:04.079 animated movie to what he looks like thirty years later. 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:07.760 I don't know, man, but yeah, mister he's got something there. 0:11:08.520 --> 0:11:09.840 His last video scared me. 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:11.040 I don't have to freaked me. 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:15.079 I was so high. I was literally so high while 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:16.719 we were watching that. I was freaking out. Oh my god. 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:17.520 Also good news. 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:19.760 I got so high that I got scared of everybody, 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:21.480 so I I. 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:23.560 Hit my limit. Wait what was the second time? 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:25.800 I don't know, you thought I hated you or something. 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:27.000 Oh no, that was the same night. 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:29.080 No, but there was another thing that we were doing 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:31.199 the next night that you were like, I got scared again. 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:31.960 Oh. 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:34.040 I think I had a dream about it, Like it 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:36.199 was like that deep for me, but I don't remember. 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:38.160 But I got. 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:40.800 So fucking high and I did. But what's annoying is 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:43.040 I didn't mean to get this high. That night we 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:45.240 went to Big Bear as a crew, like our squad 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:45.880 went to Bear. 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:47.920 It was so fucking it was so sweet. We did 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:50.520 Secret Santa with each other and it was the only 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:54.200 one who didn't get a gift because your Secret Santa forgot. 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:56.520 But they showed me the gift they did. 0:11:56.960 --> 0:12:00.560 The thing is I told that motherfucker month before what 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:02.679 to get you, and it was that, and he didn't 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:05.440 get it until we left. I was like, I bet 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:07.319 he didn't even have it ordered while we were there. 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:09.400 Probably I guarantee that's what happened. 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:11.800 But I hope I get it before I leave, which 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:14.040 I don't think that's gonna happen because like, I leave 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:17.760 in like two days. But that was so funny though, 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:19.160 I'm actually gonna just out him. 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:19.760 It was Christian. 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:21.800 It was Christian who didn't get my fucking gifts. And 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:23.719 when we got there, we put all the gifts by 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:24.280 the fireplace. 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:25.320 I was like, oh my god, and then I did 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:26.120 a cat How fuck. 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:30.120 Do I have monkey pocks? What is it? Girl? 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:31.200 That's ringworm? 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:34.280 No, it's just my exima. 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:37.360 I yeah it is, because I have one, right here. 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:41.120 I had a dry spot on my arm after Big Bear, 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:43.679 I always get it, or we get we got scabies 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:44.439 and big Bear. 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:46.880 I always get it. Right here, we need to normalize 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:49.160 talking about excell and I get it on my arm's 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:51.559 really bad for some reason. And then I was getting 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:53.520 it on my thumb too. 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:55.480 I'm get to get on this finger d you see, 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:57.040 like it's like scabbing over. 0:12:57.480 --> 0:12:58.920 I was so scared. I was like, oh my god, 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:00.959 I'm gonna be one of those people that like hit 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:03.240 their thirties and didn't have xmoun at all in their 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:05.360 life and then like their entire face gets covered in 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:05.960 X amount. 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:09.480 Oh that happens when you're on like a steroid, which 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:11.080 is actually terrifying as fuck. 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:12.680 And I'm so glad that, like I never got put 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:14.280 on a steroid. And if you have X month you 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:16.720 were on a steroid, you were in my thoughts. 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:17.000 Sure. 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:21.480 But it was fucking Christian who didn't have my gift. 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:23.199 And we got there and I counted all the. 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:25.400 Gifts and I was like, oh, a gift is missing. 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:27.280 Somebody didn't bring their fucking gift. 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:29.360 And he like looked at me, and I could tell 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:30.880 by the way he was looking at me that it 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:33.360 was me, and then like I made another joke about it, 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:35.880 and he got real. He got like so like embarrassed 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:37.920 that I felt bad. He got up and like went 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:39.920 to go take a nap, and I was like, and 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:43.240 then that morning on our Christmas morning, when we woke 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:45.560 up to no, we didn't wake up till White Christmas. 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:46.480 It was the next day. 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:48.880 But when we woke up, I like did the headcount 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:50.040 and I went out to a Ryan and I was like, 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:51.920 it's fucking me. I'm not getting a gift today, and 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:53.920 she was like, yeah, I didn't know how to tell you. 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:56.360 You're like it's you. And then I was like, it's you. 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:58.480 It's you, it's you. 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:00.880 Guys went to see me. Yes there's something and got 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:02.160 me a bunch of little cute gifts. 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:04.920 I still had. Actually, let's talk about that as well, 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:07.840 tell me why I me, Josh and Lucas were like, oh, 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:12.559 like let's like surprise everybody with coffee and like Starbucks 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:15.680 treats in the morning and we'll go and like we 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:18.000 don't know what everybody wants, but like everybody will just 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:20.440 be so excited to wake up. Everybody will be so 0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:23.960 excited to wake up to a coffee in the morning 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:27.000 and a sandwich from Starbucks because like, you know, who 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:30.280 wouldn't be excited. We came home, we brought the coffees 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:32.600 and I went upstairs and I was like, Andy, it's 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:35.840 Christmas morning, and we got you coffee. We got you 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:37.800 coffee because we're so nice. And the first thing she 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:40.080 said was does it have oat milk in it? 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:43.000 And okay, to be fair, I had just woken up 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:46.080 and like, like it was that was literally my first 0:14:46.080 --> 0:14:46.720 words of the day. 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:47.400 She said, does it? 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:49.520 But I was so grateful and I did drink it. 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:52.800 Uh huh uh huh, but yeah, Me, Josh and Lucas 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:54.640 were like, oh, cince, Ania's not gonna be able to 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:56.760 open anything. Let's just get or something. And I wish 0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:58.560 I brought my fucking gift that I got you so 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:00.560 you could have opened that, because it's the best gift 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:02.880 I think you've ever gotten in your entire life. But 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:05.160 I haven't given it to you yet. 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:10.000 I believe that, well, your gift comes, Well, you have 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:13.360 two gifts from me, you have like they're all kind 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:15.360 of in the same world, which is really annoying because 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:17.680 my problem is I hyper fixate on one thing, and 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:20.160 I'm like, this is this person's thing right now, and 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:23.600 then like usually it bleeds into something I've wanted before, 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:25.320 and like then I'm like I'll just give it to 0:15:25.360 --> 0:15:27.320 them because then I get to see it and like whatever, 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:28.240 and it's really dumb. 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:29.560 It's not like the craziest thing ever. 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:31.920 But I was like, the other things that are gonna 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:34.040 come after Christmas, I think you're gonna literally be. 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:37.000 Like, oh my fucking God and love. But the ones 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:39.160 that are coming before you leave or like. 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:41.320 Whatever, wait, I'm going to open something. 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:45.960 Yea, it ended up shipping before hopefully I have to 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:48.480 see because you leave Saturday. But what I was I saying, 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:50.000 oh yeah, but it was me who didn't get gifts, 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:52.280 but Drew went and got me like little like things 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:54.560 to open and it was really fun and Lucas helped 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:58.080 him pick it. And I could fucking tell because Lucas 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:02.320 lu because it's actually a man like Lucas is literally 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:07.080 like like like it's so funny because Lucas is the 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:08.160 duality of man. 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:09.440 Yeah, like he. 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:12.960 Is like smart and dumb, nice and stupid. 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:18.640 Like he's like just like he can be so emotional. 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:20.960 He is so emotionally intelligent and. 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:22.440 Wise beyond his years. 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:24.720 When like if you have an issue and you like 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:27.240 talk to Lucas about it, he literally is like so comforting, 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:29.400 knows what to say, is so good with words. 0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:31.600 I had a moment with him and Josiah in the 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:34.600 hot tub when it was just us and I was like, damn, 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:40.120 this motherfucker like is so smart, like emotionally smart, because 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:42.720 like like I like I was saying in a couple 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:44.680 episodes ago, or maybe even last episode, I was like, 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:47.440 I've been like reframing my mind. It's like cognitive behavioral 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:50.200 therapy where you're just like like if someone cuts you 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:52.680 off in the traffic, and like instead of honking and 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:55.120 get mad and flipping them off and saying fuck you, you're 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:58.080 just like, dude, actually, you know what, this person probably 0:16:58.480 --> 0:17:02.400 is either having a bad day or or something, and 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:04.959 you can just like change your frame on that. But 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:07.920 Lucas was kind of explaining that in like a better way, 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:10.159 and it was just like all these people that you 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:13.239 have in your life that like this wasn't at me. 0:17:13.320 --> 0:17:15.359 It was like advice he was giving. Josiah was like 0:17:15.600 --> 0:17:18.320 these people you have in your life, like it's it's 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:22.440 so easy to resort to like having like negative emotions 0:17:22.440 --> 0:17:25.640 and wishing the worst onto them, but like, just don't 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:28.040 do that. And he did it way he said it 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:32.920 in so many other words, but like it's not my advice. Yeah, 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:35.359 so I don't want to. I don't know, you didn't 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:37.680 want to butcher it, but he and I just did. 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:38.399 No. 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:42.159 I girl, Hey, that ties back in Lucas is just 0:17:42.160 --> 0:17:45.399 like so intelligent, but is the craziest person to be 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:49.080 in a room with, especially because of what he finds funny. 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:51.840 He's a freak as a wood and it's awesome. 0:17:52.000 --> 0:17:55.800 But basically Orian gave me an edible and I was 0:17:55.880 --> 0:17:58.359 just like Orian can like handle her weed like a 0:17:58.400 --> 0:18:02.520 fucking champion, but I, as we all know, cannot, And 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:03.880 she gave me an edible and I had to eat 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:05.200 and all day and we had just driven up to 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:06.840 Big Bear and I was like whatever, Like this isn't 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:07.560 gonna be too Dad. 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:11.160