Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of emergency in our comp It
Speaker 1: is not Christmas yet, but it's only two days away.
Speaker 2: And my little son here. I let him open his
Speaker 2: one of his Christmas presents.
Speaker 3: Early in Pokemon Violet on the switch.
Speaker 2: And he hasn't spoken to me since when. But you know,
Speaker 2: I'll do anything for my little boy.
Speaker 3: He just critical hit the heck shirts and the Elite.
Speaker 2: Four, you know, having they always said having a little boy.
Speaker 3: Mom, shut up, Mom, you're being a bitch. Mom.
Speaker 2: Boys will be boys.
Speaker 3: Wait, boys will literally be boys.
Speaker 1: Like the thing is, boys will push you, kick you,
Speaker 1: spit on you, fucking shove your face into a pile.
Speaker 2: They're like, there's something about a boy being a boy
Speaker 2: like that, Like that's just boyish behavior.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: I don't know why Drew has to switch actually like that.
Speaker 1: I went to the bathroom before we started. When I
Speaker 1: came back, he just had it in his hand.
Speaker 3: Well, I have it because I'm in the Elite four
Speaker 3: and it's a very big moment for me and Pokemon.
Speaker 3: Right But fine, I'll put it away. I'll put it away.
Speaker 2: Holy yeah, fucking toys away. We're at the dinner table
Speaker 2: with our family right now.
Speaker 3: Family fucking sucks. But we were before we started the episode,
Speaker 3: we were talking about this, like video popped up on
Speaker 3: my feed of like one of those like TV evangelic
Speaker 3: cool Evan Geli on TV pastors that like do sermons
Speaker 3: in front of twenty five thousand people every Sunday, thirty thousand,
Speaker 3: I mean even the TV viewership. It's one hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty thousand people watching every Sunday, and they are fucking
Speaker 3: loaded because those pastors pocket all of the money that
Speaker 3: is donated to him. And one of the video I'm
Speaker 3: watching was like this dude talking about like I don't
Speaker 3: know the full context, but I just know that he
Speaker 3: was like talking about like buying houses and that he
Speaker 3: his first home was fourteen thousand, his second home was
Speaker 3: eighty nine thousand, and then he like cut himself off
Speaker 3: and was like, actually, that's crazy because this watch is
Speaker 3: eighty nine thousand dollars, and everybody in the audience was like, huh,
Speaker 3: like what are you saying, and he was like, I'm
Speaker 3: not saying that pridefully and like honestly, like I have
Speaker 3: things watches that are and he's gonna go on to
Speaker 3: say more expensive than this, But then he was like actually,
Speaker 3: nevermind and just like moved on. But like, those people
Speaker 3: are scamming you. They're scamming like you know what, I
Speaker 3: They're pocketing all the money you donate to the church.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, like, I it's kind of like it's
Speaker 1: just celebrityism in like a different sense. It's like it's
Speaker 1: like how you would like buy something from somebody you like,
Speaker 1: and like even if it's maybe not good, you'll buy
Speaker 1: it off of them because you're like I just like
Speaker 1: this person, and it's like I'm supporting this per It's
Speaker 1: literally that for those people, because I feel like, like
Speaker 1: because I was saying to you, I was like, that's
Speaker 1: fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: I feel like they're getting closer to God though. That's
Speaker 3: the problem is like when they donate to these churches,
Speaker 3: they're donating to like spread the word of Jesus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they feel like they're donating to like, Oh, if
Speaker 1: I don't donate, the church will close and then I
Speaker 1: will have nowhere to go yea to like consume my faith.
Speaker 3: But these people are taking their fucking money and flying
Speaker 3: around on private jets all week, and.
Speaker 2: O key, should we be priests?
Speaker 3: I was about to say, like we should turn up
Speaker 3: and like we should change up and be.
Speaker 1: They're going to see all my photos from when I
Speaker 1: first moved to LA and I thought that the only
Speaker 1: way to keep relevant was to have my tits out
Speaker 1: and they'll.
Speaker 2: Be like, no, you're done.
Speaker 3: No, they'll definitely support you. Anybody is allowed in the church,
Speaker 3: right me when I'm lying even leaving the church because
Speaker 3: I wasn't allowed.
Speaker 1: But also it's crazy to think, because like this is
Speaker 1: our Christmas episode.
Speaker 2: It's crazy to think that this is like super religious,
Speaker 2: like everybody has their like what is it called holiday?
Speaker 1: No, the little the Jesus, Like it's I think the
Speaker 1: word I don't want to say because someone's gonna make
Speaker 1: fun of me because I think I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2: Right, I think that's what it's called. It's like like
Speaker 2: Jesus in them, like the people like Jesus and Mary
Speaker 2: and the wait, I can reverse translate it.
Speaker 3: What is that called? Holy shit? Don't say it when
Speaker 3: you find out because it's gonna piss me off. Oh
Speaker 3: it starts with a tea? Right wait? Fuck, they're screaming
Speaker 3: at us in the comments right now, Baby Jesus in
Speaker 3: the mangers.
Speaker 2: It's the Nativity.
Speaker 3: Nativity scene Nativity scene. Damn it.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, I don't think it's natimiento.
Speaker 1: That is the word. But when I looked it up,
Speaker 1: reverse it. You said birth and I'm like, but it's
Speaker 1: like the birth of Jesus, way the precious moments, birth
Speaker 1: of Jesus, the little baby. But yeah, it's crazy to
Speaker 1: think that it's like a holiday. Remember the fucking Starbucks
Speaker 1: cup pandemic.
Speaker 3: Like the red cup and like you're worshipping Satan. It's
Speaker 3: like on the same level as like x miss like
Speaker 3: people be ye taking the Christ out of Christmas? Bitch, No,
Speaker 3: we just want presents.
Speaker 2: Also like, I'm sorry, but Christmas is way too long
Speaker 2: of a word. Xmas is lit. Xmas is like we
Speaker 2: need to make an r a horror movie.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, listen to this x but it's Christmas
Speaker 1: thing and it's ex mess.
Speaker 3: Didn't the hot guy from Stranger Things? Literally just do
Speaker 3: that movie? David Harbor? Oh Okay.
Speaker 1: When you said hot guy, I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: which one of those young's do you they get cop
Speaker 1: because like, that's not our vibe.
Speaker 3: Trust me, I only date people twice my age.
Speaker 2: What the are they gonna say, oh, it's a naughty Christmas.
Speaker 2: That's what he did. I think it's called like naughty Christmas.
Speaker 2: Every time I see it looks like a parody though,
Speaker 2: and I was like, why is this sexy as doing that?
Speaker 2: Why is that?
Speaker 3: Right now? That fucking Lana del Rey actually rotted out
Speaker 3: my fucking brain. Like I've been thinking about that a
Speaker 3: lot recently, like being young and like liking Lana. The
Speaker 3: pipeline is insane, like that the the Lana to having
Speaker 3: an awful gauge of what relationships are. Pipeline is a
Speaker 3: very real thing, and I won't change it for the
Speaker 3: world of me. But like, I don't know, I just
Speaker 3: was thinking about that.
Speaker 2: I mean, like I think it bettered my life in.
Speaker 3: A lot of ways, right yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But also like, okay, there's something to be said though,
Speaker 1: because like Lana does have an impact, and she fully did,
Speaker 1: because like she like normalized those things. But like a
Speaker 1: lot of people who like feel like that and have
Speaker 1: like the the ideas we do of relationships, it's comes
Speaker 1: from like more of our upbringing than anything.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is from my mommy and daddy issues.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like so like she she was just the soldier
Speaker 1: brave enough to say.
Speaker 3: It, yeah, right right, shut down everything I say down.
Speaker 2: Well, no, it's not to shut you down. That's me.
Speaker 3: I was just making it.
Speaker 1: That's my guarding Lana coming out because I'm like, guys,
Speaker 1: it's not all her fault. Even though okay, fuck that star,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna freak out. Even though yeah, I mean it
Speaker 1: made like the things we thought like it.
Speaker 3: Like, it just validated.
Speaker 1: I like romanticized it more, which was like gnarly because.
Speaker 2: There was no reason.
Speaker 1: For me age being like, yes, I'll wait for you
Speaker 1: when I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: I should not have been driving this second day I
Speaker 3: got my license to a city of never mind, we
Speaker 3: won't get into that. I saw this video of Simon Cowell,
Speaker 3: like the X Factor, Judge, tell me why someone is
Speaker 3: wearing his skin like someone skinned him?
Speaker 2: Wait, is there a new video of it?
Speaker 3: Yes, someone skinned him and put his skin on and
Speaker 3: they were like, we need to upkeep. Like Simon Cowell,
Speaker 3: it's like that one young thug video of him stopping
Speaker 3: the fashion show with his and fixing the collar literally,
Speaker 3: but he didn't do shit. He just like was kind
Speaker 3: of winning attention. He just like touched him like those
Speaker 3: fucking waiters from last night. We'll get into But someone
Speaker 3: is wearing Simon Cowlell's skin and has been for years.
Speaker 3: And I think I'm the first person to say that
Speaker 3: I could be wrong, but like this video that I
Speaker 3: saw of him is like insane, like it actually scared me,
Speaker 3: like it sent I always say on this show, two
Speaker 3: or three minutes can change your life, and it has,
Speaker 3: and maybe this time it's.
Speaker 4: Going to be you. Fans were quick to point out
Speaker 4: his smoothed out complexion and bleach white and teeth. Social
Speaker 4: media is going bonkers. Holy moly, I nearly didn't recognize him. Simon,
Speaker 4: is that you?
Speaker 3: It's melting off. His skin is melting off. Social media
Speaker 3: is going bonkers. Emergency andracom is going bonkers.
Speaker 2: Okay, newscast reporters need.
Speaker 5: To shut the fuck up, Like why is he talking
Speaker 5: about that on Channel five news right now?
Speaker 2: Like why is that like on the news? Dude?
Speaker 3: That is yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like someone's skin.
Speaker 1: It looks like he wanted collagen and they put too
Speaker 1: much in him, and now his skin is like bloated,
Speaker 1: like you know when you burn a piece of your
Speaker 1: skin and it bloats up and gets really smooth.
Speaker 2: That's what his face.
Speaker 3: You know what's crazy is that I think Shrek was
Speaker 3: the downfall of Simon Cowell's career because he peaked there.
Speaker 3: That's that you can Shrek.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what did he do in Shrek? Didn't he just
Speaker 2: voice act one character?
Speaker 3: No? No, he like the they were trucked to the cameo. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but it wasn't like a part of the movie. It
Speaker 3: was like a special feature of yeah doing and he
Speaker 3: was himself and actually, oh yeah, an character was crazy.
Speaker 2: They made him like sexy in it.
Speaker 1: That's like the Mister Beasts Fortnite skin Like why did
Speaker 1: they have to sexify him?
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've given him a look, but like.
Speaker 3: No, see because mister Beasts, like.
Speaker 2: We mentioned him every single has something. We mentioned mister
Speaker 2: Best every single episode.
Speaker 3: Just like we mentioned fucking everything else every episode. Because
Speaker 3: we've lost things to talk about.
Speaker 1: We've literally turned into like eleven year olds, and what
Speaker 1: we do with our day, Like we wake up, we
Speaker 1: sit around.
Speaker 2: I go to your bed, I sit in your bed.
Speaker 1: We use our phones for a second and then I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go play Fortnite, and then we play Fortnite,
Speaker 1: and then we watch if mister Beast has.
Speaker 2: A new video.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like about it. The whole iPad baby shit was
Speaker 3: not fake.
Speaker 1: That's literally what started it. That's like what jump started.
Speaker 1: Like very extreme iPad baby behavior.
Speaker 3: Very real of us. But yeah, like he looks good there,
Speaker 3: but then you scroll up and you see him in
Speaker 3: he's melting.
Speaker 1: Okay, you can't compare the way he looked in an
Speaker 1: animated movie to what he looks like thirty years later.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, but yeah, mister he's got something there.
Speaker 2: His last video scared me.
Speaker 3: I don't have to freaked me.
Speaker 2: I was so high. I was literally so high while
Speaker 2: we were watching that. I was freaking out. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Also good news.
Speaker 1: I got so high that I got scared of everybody,
Speaker 1: so I I.
Speaker 2: Hit my limit. Wait what was the second time?
Speaker 3: I don't know, you thought I hated you or something.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that was the same night.
Speaker 3: No, but there was another thing that we were doing
Speaker 3: the next night that you were like, I got scared again.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I think I had a dream about it, Like it
Speaker 1: was like that deep for me, but I don't remember.
Speaker 2: But I got.
Speaker 1: So fucking high and I did. But what's annoying is
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to get this high. That night we
Speaker 1: went to Big Bear as a crew, like our squad
Speaker 1: went to Bear.
Speaker 3: It was so fucking it was so sweet. We did
Speaker 3: Secret Santa with each other and it was the only
Speaker 3: one who didn't get a gift because your Secret Santa forgot.
Speaker 2: But they showed me the gift they did.
Speaker 3: The thing is I told that motherfucker month before what
Speaker 3: to get you, and it was that, and he didn't
Speaker 3: get it until we left. I was like, I bet
Speaker 3: he didn't even have it ordered while we were there.
Speaker 3: Probably I guarantee that's what happened.
Speaker 1: But I hope I get it before I leave, which
Speaker 1: I don't think that's gonna happen because like, I leave
Speaker 1: in like two days. But that was so funny though,
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna just out him.
Speaker 2: It was Christian.
Speaker 1: It was Christian who didn't get my fucking gifts. And
Speaker 1: when we got there, we put all the gifts by
Speaker 1: the fireplace.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, and then I did
Speaker 2: a cat How fuck.
Speaker 3: Do I have monkey pocks? What is it? Girl?
Speaker 2: That's ringworm?
Speaker 3: No, it's just my exima.
Speaker 2: I yeah it is, because I have one, right here.
Speaker 1: I had a dry spot on my arm after Big Bear,
Speaker 1: I always get it, or we get we got scabies
Speaker 1: and big Bear.
Speaker 3: I always get it. Right here, we need to normalize
Speaker 3: talking about excell and I get it on my arm's
Speaker 3: really bad for some reason. And then I was getting
Speaker 3: it on my thumb too.
Speaker 2: I'm get to get on this finger d you see,
Speaker 2: like it's like scabbing over.
Speaker 3: I was so scared. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be one of those people that like hit
Speaker 3: their thirties and didn't have xmoun at all in their
Speaker 3: life and then like their entire face gets covered in
Speaker 3: X amount.
Speaker 1: Oh that happens when you're on like a steroid, which
Speaker 1: is actually terrifying as fuck.
Speaker 2: And I'm so glad that, like I never got put
Speaker 2: on a steroid. And if you have X month you
Speaker 2: were on a steroid, you were in my thoughts.
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 1: But it was fucking Christian who didn't have my gift.
Speaker 1: And we got there and I counted all the.
Speaker 2: Gifts and I was like, oh, a gift is missing.
Speaker 2: Somebody didn't bring their fucking gift.
Speaker 1: And he like looked at me, and I could tell
Speaker 1: by the way he was looking at me that it
Speaker 1: was me, and then like I made another joke about it,
Speaker 1: and he got real. He got like so like embarrassed
Speaker 1: that I felt bad. He got up and like went
Speaker 1: to go take a nap, and I was like, and
Speaker 1: then that morning on our Christmas morning, when we woke
Speaker 1: up to no, we didn't wake up till White Christmas.
Speaker 2: It was the next day.
Speaker 1: But when we woke up, I like did the headcount
Speaker 1: and I went out to a Ryan and I was like,
Speaker 1: it's fucking me. I'm not getting a gift today, and
Speaker 1: she was like, yeah, I didn't know how to tell you.
Speaker 2: You're like it's you. And then I was like, it's you.
Speaker 3: It's you, it's you.
Speaker 2: Guys went to see me. Yes there's something and got
Speaker 2: me a bunch of little cute gifts.
Speaker 3: I still had. Actually, let's talk about that as well,
Speaker 3: tell me why I me, Josh and Lucas were like, oh,
Speaker 3: like let's like surprise everybody with coffee and like Starbucks
Speaker 3: treats in the morning and we'll go and like we
Speaker 3: don't know what everybody wants, but like everybody will just
Speaker 3: be so excited to wake up. Everybody will be so
Speaker 3: excited to wake up to a coffee in the morning
Speaker 3: and a sandwich from Starbucks because like, you know, who
Speaker 3: wouldn't be excited. We came home, we brought the coffees
Speaker 3: and I went upstairs and I was like, Andy, it's
Speaker 3: Christmas morning, and we got you coffee. We got you
Speaker 3: coffee because we're so nice. And the first thing she
Speaker 3: said was does it have oat milk in it?
Speaker 1: And okay, to be fair, I had just woken up
Speaker 1: and like, like it was that was literally my first
Speaker 1: words of the day.
Speaker 3: She said, does it?
Speaker 2: But I was so grateful and I did drink it.
Speaker 3: Uh huh uh huh, but yeah, Me, Josh and Lucas
Speaker 3: were like, oh, cince, Ania's not gonna be able to
Speaker 3: open anything. Let's just get or something. And I wish
Speaker 3: I brought my fucking gift that I got you so
Speaker 3: you could have opened that, because it's the best gift
Speaker 3: I think you've ever gotten in your entire life. But
Speaker 3: I haven't given it to you yet.
Speaker 1: I believe that, well, your gift comes, Well, you have
Speaker 1: two gifts from me, you have like they're all kind
Speaker 1: of in the same world, which is really annoying because
Speaker 1: my problem is I hyper fixate on one thing, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is this person's thing right now, and
Speaker 1: then like usually it bleeds into something I've wanted before,
Speaker 1: and like then I'm like I'll just give it to
Speaker 1: them because then I get to see it and like whatever,
Speaker 1: and it's really dumb.
Speaker 2: It's not like the craziest thing ever.
Speaker 1: But I was like, the other things that are gonna
Speaker 1: come after Christmas, I think you're gonna literally be.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my fucking God and love. But the ones
Speaker 2: that are coming before you leave or like.
Speaker 3: Whatever, wait, I'm going to open something.
Speaker 1: Yea, it ended up shipping before hopefully I have to
Speaker 1: see because you leave Saturday. But what I was I saying,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, but it was me who didn't get gifts,
Speaker 1: but Drew went and got me like little like things
Speaker 1: to open and it was really fun and Lucas helped
Speaker 1: him pick it. And I could fucking tell because Lucas
Speaker 1: lu because it's actually a man like Lucas is literally
Speaker 1: like like like it's so funny because Lucas is the
Speaker 1: duality of man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he.
Speaker 3: Is like smart and dumb, nice and stupid.
Speaker 1: Like he's like just like he can be so emotional.
Speaker 1: He is so emotionally intelligent and.
Speaker 2: Wise beyond his years.
Speaker 1: When like if you have an issue and you like
Speaker 1: talk to Lucas about it, he literally is like so comforting,
Speaker 1: knows what to say, is so good with words.
Speaker 3: I had a moment with him and Josiah in the
Speaker 3: hot tub when it was just us and I was like, damn,
Speaker 3: this motherfucker like is so smart, like emotionally smart, because
Speaker 3: like like I like I was saying in a couple
Speaker 3: episodes ago, or maybe even last episode, I was like,
Speaker 3: I've been like reframing my mind. It's like cognitive behavioral
Speaker 3: therapy where you're just like like if someone cuts you
Speaker 3: off in the traffic, and like instead of honking and
Speaker 3: get mad and flipping them off and saying fuck you, you're
Speaker 3: just like, dude, actually, you know what, this person probably
Speaker 3: is either having a bad day or or something, and
Speaker 3: you can just like change your frame on that. But
Speaker 3: Lucas was kind of explaining that in like a better way,
Speaker 3: and it was just like all these people that you
Speaker 3: have in your life that like this wasn't at me.
Speaker 3: It was like advice he was giving. Josiah was like
Speaker 3: these people you have in your life, like it's it's
Speaker 3: so easy to resort to like having like negative emotions
Speaker 3: and wishing the worst onto them, but like, just don't
Speaker 3: do that. And he did it way he said it
Speaker 3: in so many other words, but like it's not my advice. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I don't want to. I don't know, you didn't
Speaker 3: want to butcher it, but he and I just did.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: I girl, Hey, that ties back in Lucas is just
Speaker 1: like so intelligent, but is the craziest person to be
Speaker 1: in a room with, especially because of what he finds funny.
Speaker 2: He's a freak as a wood and it's awesome.
Speaker 1: But basically Orian gave me an edible and I was
Speaker 1: just like Orian can like handle her weed like a
Speaker 1: fucking champion, but I, as we all know, cannot, And
Speaker 1: she gave me an edible and I had to eat
Speaker 1: and all day and we had just driven up to
Speaker 1: Big Bear and I was like whatever, Like this isn't
Speaker 1: gonna be too Dad.
Speaker 3: You literally are in your substance abuse era, like it's
Speaker 3: been like seventeen days in a row.
Speaker 2: No, But I'm like I'm done because I did it yesterday.
Speaker 2: I you know what it was. It's because also.
Speaker 1: I've been in my social era, so I keep accepting
Speaker 1: to go out, but then I feel this weird social etiquettehere.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I'll do it, but.
Speaker 1: Then when I'm at home, and then the days I
Speaker 1: am home all day, I'm like, I didn't do anything
Speaker 1: all day. I'm going to get high as bones for fun,
Speaker 1: but I need to chill because like, it will be
Speaker 1: a problem.
Speaker 2: And guys, I recognize that in myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I wouldn't allow it to become a problem.
Speaker 3: She's just a girl having fun. She's a pretty girl
Speaker 3: having I'm a pretty girl.
Speaker 1: I'm a pretty girl ending my year with a bang
Speaker 1: since I didn't do anything.
Speaker 3: Super bang bang that song.
Speaker 2: The Jesse Jason something is wrong with your brain.
Speaker 3: I think there's a.
Speaker 2: Ghost in the room. And I said bang, so you
Speaker 2: thought of the bang? It's Jesse Jay Wait wait is
Speaker 2: that Jesse j Iggy and.
Speaker 3: Arianna Bang Bang. There's also a Miley Cyras song that
Speaker 3: says bang bang bang, Oh bangers too coming soon. I
Speaker 3: know it's probably just a rumor, but I've heard through
Speaker 3: the grape vine thinking it was. When it was Nikki
Speaker 3: Oh whoa, you're over.
Speaker 1: You know what it was, because there's like a wait, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: You're over wait, is it a Katy Perry song that
Speaker 1: has Iggy? There's like another song that has a trio ban.
Speaker 1: Is that Miley's song?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I know Miley has like oh but
Speaker 3: bangers too. I've heard through the grape vine that it's
Speaker 3: actually real and it's coming soon. But I'm probably just
Speaker 3: being lied to because I am a liar and people
Speaker 3: like to get off online to the liar. But I've
Speaker 3: heard from edible sources.
Speaker 1: That would be fucking awesome. That's like how I remember.
Speaker 1: I kept hearing about like Sky's album.
Speaker 2: Then it didn't happen, just a single, and that was
Speaker 2: very heartbreaking for me.
Speaker 1: But she gave me this edible and then we we
Speaker 1: had like gone to the grocery store and gotten food
Speaker 1: and I had to eaten all day.
Speaker 2: And I didn't think anything of it because.
Speaker 1: Since I had been like upping my tolerance, I'm like,
Speaker 1: this isn't gonna do anything to me, Like I'm fine,
Speaker 1: and mind you, I had to eat in all day,
Speaker 1: so like literally within thirty minutes, I was like incredibly
Speaker 1: high and we sat down to eat pizza, and the
Speaker 1: way it was sat at the tables like Lucas Josiah
Speaker 1: and Christian were here, Ryan was here, Drew was there,
Speaker 1: and Josh was like on the other side of the table,
Speaker 1: and all of y'all were talking about a book O'Ryan
Speaker 1: had read that was like this weird thing, and I
Speaker 1: think she started talking about Sylvia Plath killing herself and
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, bitch, you you and Sylvia Plath, like damn.
Speaker 1: But Ryan was, which is honestly such a like character
Speaker 1: trait that I feel like everybody would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: is Oryan actually like talking about those bitches?
Speaker 2: Yes, she is in like a.
Speaker 3: Very real way at the dinner table and like acting
Speaker 3: it out in the oven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm like, oh my god, you were crazy.
Speaker 2: And she's like talking about Sylvia Plath.
Speaker 1: And then Josie and Lucas are getting into a fake
Speaker 1: argument that like feels too real because I'm getting high
Speaker 1: and Christian is high and he's watching and he's like,
Speaker 1: can't tell if they're.
Speaker 2: Joking, and like, no one can tell, no one can
Speaker 2: tell if they're.
Speaker 1: Joking, and like I'm just sitting there and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm getting really high. So then I was like I
Speaker 1: need to eat, Like that's what's happening, is I haven't eaten,
Speaker 1: so I'm like way too high right now.
Speaker 3: The other thing I just remembered what it was. It
Speaker 3: was Josiah's like scary character that he was doing.
Speaker 2: I know, he like gets it to like this is.
Speaker 3: The Scottish character the when we were trying to like
Speaker 3: translate it.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, that was the second thing.
Speaker 3: That was the second night that also greened Christian out
Speaker 3: to a point where he literally like Josiah is like
Speaker 3: so good at like being awful that he can physically
Speaker 3: give people physical reactions to his Like.
Speaker 2: Dude, he like, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: If Josiah dropped everything right now and like seriously pursued
Speaker 1: being an actor, he would be huge because he is
Speaker 1: like way too good. He like transforms, it's really nasty.
Speaker 3: And he is like born to be a performer because
Speaker 3: he can get in front of everybody and just start
Speaker 3: doing this shit and he eats up the attention that
Speaker 3: it gives, I.
Speaker 2: Know, and it makes him stronger.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But yeah, like the first night, that's what was happening.
Speaker 1: And then Christian like was getting hot, so he got
Speaker 1: under the table and took off his clothes and started
Speaker 1: grabbing things from the table while we were sitting there
Speaker 1: eating and talking, and I was really trying hard, and
Speaker 1: I was the only.
Speaker 3: Sober one, so I was like kind of silent, and
Speaker 3: then you thought I was like angry.
Speaker 1: I thought he was like really mad at me, and
Speaker 1: then like, dude, it was just so much.
Speaker 2: It was like everything was riving up too much.
Speaker 1: And I literally was like, dude, all I need right
Speaker 1: now is to sit on the fucking couch with Orian
Speaker 1: and look at her iPhone, because since I don't have sicktok,
Speaker 1: I can look at Orian's s ticktok and we could
Speaker 1: just sit there and like Oriyan is somebody who like
Speaker 1: I could be like belligerently high and like like greening
Speaker 1: but O'Ryan or like you too, but you like feed
Speaker 1: into it sometimes and I can't, like I can't do it,
Speaker 1: Like you'll be like you're too high. Then you're like
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, I'm kidding, but like you can't even do that,
Speaker 1: and like it's dood.
Speaker 3: You're greening out, aren't you? You're acting so w are
Speaker 3: You're silent? Your eyes are so red, and you're so high,
Speaker 3: and you're acting so weird and your breath is so loud, Like.
Speaker 1: What the fuck Damn, your breath is so fucking hot
Speaker 1: because you've had it like your mouth closed for like
Speaker 1: an hour because you're silently greening out.
Speaker 2: But I was like, I just need to sit at
Speaker 2: the couch right now.
Speaker 1: And then finally, like I'm not kidding, an hour goes by,
Speaker 1: like and it felt like the longest hour of my
Speaker 1: fucking life. And I was doing a good job of
Speaker 1: not fully greening, like I was like pretty silent, but
Speaker 1: I was trying to talk.
Speaker 2: Also, Oryan showed me this fucking family she.
Speaker 1: Likes like on Instagram, and I was so convinced it
Speaker 1: was a cult and it was that was freaking me
Speaker 1: out because.
Speaker 3: It was like you even brought me and I was like, no,
Speaker 3: it's just like a weird family, dude, No, And it.
Speaker 2: Was freaking out. I was like, this is coldish, this
Speaker 2: is a cult.
Speaker 1: This is a cult unfolding and it's happening on Instagram
Speaker 1: and we're like just we're being trained to like ignore
Speaker 1: these seas.
Speaker 3: It was it was all to I know exactly the
Speaker 3: spiral you were going down where it was just like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, like the government really does try to
Speaker 3: normalize this ship by putting it onto our phones.
Speaker 2: And yeah, and.
Speaker 3: Then you think it's okay to see a cult and
Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: But then it's like, wait, why do I think it's
Speaker 2: like more normal to be like on my iPhone with
Speaker 2: all my friends than it is to be like in
Speaker 2: the middle of the woods, like with fucking eighteen siblings.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, wait, but that's weird because
Speaker 1: that's like yie old in time, Like why would you
Speaker 1: do that?
Speaker 2: Like? And then I was like, but those people could
Speaker 2: have so much more like and I was like, but
Speaker 2: why do we need more?
Speaker 3: Like I was literally, that's fucking lit. That's like lit
Speaker 3: that you were thinking, why do we need more?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was literally like I was like, I was like,
Speaker 2: but what is my incessant need to have more? Like
Speaker 2: why do I need to like have all these things.
Speaker 3: And trains that you need more and want more? We
Speaker 3: have everything we need, we need. It's real. It's that's
Speaker 3: very real. We have each other and that's all you
Speaker 3: need in this life, your home. But I will never forget.
Speaker 2: As we were.
Speaker 3: Going where are we going?
Speaker 2: We're going home.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't be doing this. I shouldn't be doing.
Speaker 2: This going home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I will never forget. I think it was
Speaker 3: like my most like like it was like an awakening
Speaker 3: in my brain. I feel like it was like my
Speaker 3: gnarliest green at I've ever had, well, other than the
Speaker 3: one where I literally like hallucinated that I was like
Speaker 3: being reborn over and over again, and I was like
Speaker 3: a whatever, Like I was like a cell in my
Speaker 3: mother's It was fucking crazy. I'll never ever forget that.
Speaker 3: But if you want me to explain that again, let
Speaker 3: me know in the comments and I'll figure it out.
Speaker 3: But I've explained it in the past episode, but there's
Speaker 3: new people here that probably haven't heard that. But fairly recently,
Speaker 3: I think last Christmas, I gave you my heart and.
Speaker 2: I almost did that, but I was practicing not cutting
Speaker 2: you off. Yeah. See what happens when I like practice manners.
Speaker 3: I just shouldn't, okay, But I uh was greening the
Speaker 3: fuck eye. I was with all of my family and
Speaker 3: I had brought weed to Texas with me, and I
Speaker 3: was like, let's like all get high together, and like
Speaker 3: I'll be like comfortable because I'm with my family. And
Speaker 3: I got high and it was actually really fun for
Speaker 3: a little bit, and then Madeline and Steven put the
Speaker 3: most like terrifying TV show I've ever seen, my y.
Speaker 3: It was like this dude doing magic and like I look,
Speaker 3: was watching this TV show and I was like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, no, none of this is real, Like this
Speaker 3: is literally like Netflix was made by aliens, like who
Speaker 3: think they know humans, and like it's putting shows on
Speaker 3: in when you're not high here in this like dold state,
Speaker 3: but when you're high, you're like awokened and like you
Speaker 3: know everything. I was like borderline like actually bipolar manic
Speaker 3: in this moment because I literally was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I've broken through, like I'm god, like I know everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were just experiencing like mania, yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: And I was watching this show and then doing magic,
Speaker 3: and I was like, no, all of this is fake,
Speaker 3: like none of it is real, Like this show isn't real.
Speaker 3: And then we put on another Netflix show and like
Speaker 3: I had that same lens and I was viewing it
Speaker 3: from that same like lens, and I was like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, this isn't real either, like none of this
Speaker 3: ship is real. Like we're all being fed fucking garbage
Speaker 3: to keep us at bay because once we aren't watching Netflix,
Speaker 3: like we're gonna be like, yeah, we're gonna break through
Speaker 3: the fucking we We're gonna.
Speaker 2: Break through and realize we don't have to order the
Speaker 2: thing on Amazon. We can make the thing.
Speaker 3: It was so gnarly, and then I like looked at
Speaker 3: my mom, who was also high. Then I started freaking
Speaker 3: out about like women and like how they like are
Speaker 3: so scared to age and like just ship like that,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god, like that is crazy.
Speaker 3: And then then I was like, dude, also men are
Speaker 3: afraid of it as well as I was just not
Speaker 3: fucking talked about Wait, what is it book?
Speaker 2: I said, just like.
Speaker 1: Simon Simon Cowell literally him like he's literally like so
Speaker 1: terrible of aging.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I just was like panicking and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, everything is going wrong. Did you hear
Speaker 3: anything I said?
Speaker 2: Yeah, look like I was like he did not.
Speaker 1: Well, I heard everything you said. But then like what see,
Speaker 1: this is why we can't talk about these kinds of things.
Speaker 1: So now I'm like greening out, but I'm dead sober.
Speaker 2: But like while you were.
Speaker 1: Saying that, I was looking at this cup and I
Speaker 1: was like, this cup is like to mimic somebody hand
Speaker 1: painted it. But a machine did it. And if you
Speaker 1: look closely, you can see a machine did it, Like
Speaker 1: you can see like it rotated on something for like
Speaker 1: a brush to go by.
Speaker 2: And that was just frigging me because I'm now I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, nothing is real.
Speaker 3: It's all filler in plastic in electricity and robots and
Speaker 3: empty space.
Speaker 2: So no, yeah, that's how I felt.
Speaker 1: That's how you described how you felt watching that shows
Speaker 1: how I felt watching the Mister Beast episode, because that
Speaker 1: was the second night when I got really high and
Speaker 1: we were watching it.
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: Like he's literally dropping like burning meteors onto a house
Speaker 1: and we're watching it and we're eating it up and
Speaker 1: it's so weird. But like I'm obsessed with it and
Speaker 1: I wouldn't change it for the world, And I like
Speaker 1: love all the stupid content I feed myself because like
Speaker 1: there's nothing else to do really like what like I'm
Speaker 1: just like not what am I gonna do, like be
Speaker 1: a scientist, Like I don't have that in me, Like
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna give anything to the world other than this.
Speaker 2: So I'm like I can just eat my little stupid
Speaker 2: content and move on. And it doesn't have to be
Speaker 2: that deep.
Speaker 1: But yeah, basically I greened out and then I came
Speaker 1: back to because me and Ryan looked at her iPhone
Speaker 1: and then like some of the high had worn off,
Speaker 1: so I was like just a peaceful high. But then
Speaker 1: the next night Josiah did a really scary accent and
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, this is too much,
Speaker 1: so that.
Speaker 3: It was like Scottish. It was crazy. But I have
Speaker 3: like recently decided that I'm no longer mentally ill, and
Speaker 3: I'm no longer depressed, and I'm no longer self aware,
Speaker 3: and I'm going to be happy and I'm going to
Speaker 3: live a happy life.
Speaker 2: That's all it takes.
Speaker 3: I've just decided that.
Speaker 2: Just now, or like did you think about it?
Speaker 3: Like I've been thinking about it for a while, and
Speaker 3: I was just like, oh, you can choose to not
Speaker 3: be mentally ill.
Speaker 2: You can just smile. You can just smile and that
Speaker 2: goes away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, what's awesome is I thought I wrote down
Speaker 1: like awesome stories to tell, but it was like things
Speaker 1: I've already said.
Speaker 2: I think, So how about that.
Speaker 3: We got stuck in Big Bear as well. We were
Speaker 3: being kind of greedy and we were like, oh, we
Speaker 3: want to see snow, and like we were going up
Speaker 3: and it wasn't supposed to snow, and then when we
Speaker 3: got there, we realized, oh my god, it's gonna snow
Speaker 3: the day we're leaving. So that the night before we left,
Speaker 3: we were all like, you know what, fuck it, let's
Speaker 3: stay and book another night so we can play in
Speaker 3: the snow and we have like time to do it
Speaker 3: and everything, and so we did that and then we
Speaker 3: woke up to snow and it was really fun and cute,
Speaker 3: and then we had to leave the next day and
Speaker 3: it kept snowing. It it started like snow for me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was like like locals were like, oh, it's only
Speaker 3: saying you're only going to get like six inches, but
Speaker 3: it's going to be more like three feet, and we're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: fucking right, there's no way the forecast is always true. Nope.
Speaker 3: It kept snowing and blizzarding like wide out conditions, and
Speaker 3: like we were trying to go down the mountain and
Speaker 3: kept getting fucking stuck and it was really terrifying. But yeah,
Speaker 3: and we made it down and we're alive.
Speaker 1: And it was awesome because me and o'rian were just
Speaker 1: like being annoying, and we were like, Wow, where are
Speaker 1: the real men in the room.
Speaker 2: Like, who's gonna get us out of here?
Speaker 3: What's annoying is that all the straight men in the
Speaker 3: house made me and oryan fucking shovel the driveway, put
Speaker 3: the fucking chains on all this crazy shit while they
Speaker 3: were all inside drinking coffee and I was like the
Speaker 3: only other person that helped with Christian and they literally
Speaker 3: came outside and would watch. And that's another thing. I
Speaker 3: was always like, why are like, uh, middle of America, like, dude,
Speaker 3: so fucking jack and big, And it's because they have
Speaker 3: to snut shovel snow all fucking winter. Because my back
Speaker 3: literally was the most sore it has ever been, and
Speaker 3: I have like worked out my back for like the
Speaker 3: last three months, and I could not believe it because
Speaker 3: it's so much fucking work and that's how they're all
Speaker 3: gonna be.
Speaker 2: It's like actually insane.
Speaker 1: Also how dangerous the snow is, Like I can't believe
Speaker 1: some of you bitches are like just riding around in
Speaker 1: that all the fucking time.
Speaker 2: Also, it was so eerie because.
Speaker 1: When I went to go, Christians got the wrong fucking
Speaker 1: chain for his car, so I had to like drive
Speaker 1: to go get new chains. The first time I went,
Speaker 1: it was snowing so fucking bad that we got stuck
Speaker 1: like in this little like slope where it was like
Speaker 1: you go up a hill, down a hill, up a hill,
Speaker 1: and I got basically got stuck in the middle. It
Speaker 1: was me, Josiah and Christian, and Josiah is so.
Speaker 6: Fucking useless in situations, like he literally just stands around
Speaker 6: and like laughs and is like, oh my God, which
Speaker 6: I guess some would say is actually helpful because if
Speaker 6: I'm freaking the fuck out, like it is like a
Speaker 6: little comforting to look over and see this fucking pinhead
Speaker 6: like doing a dance and I'm like, okay, fine, Like
Speaker 6: it's okay, We're not gonna die.
Speaker 1: But my car kept fucking sliding around down the hill
Speaker 1: and I was like, cool, I'm gonna kill my friends
Speaker 1: in my car right now. And Christian literally got out
Speaker 1: and pushed the car up a hill after a very
Speaker 1: suxy Swedish man helped us put the chains back on
Speaker 1: my car, and like, why is it that when a
Speaker 1: man helps me, I'm like, why am I gonna have
Speaker 1: sex with you?
Speaker 2: Like when a man is nice to me I'm like, wait, why, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like this man like also he's a freak of nature,
Speaker 1: and I think he was a ghost because but that's me.
Speaker 3: Of the stream man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, like no one was even gonna question that,
Speaker 2: so like you didn't have to, like, like, we know
Speaker 2: you're straight and we believe you.
Speaker 3: I saw someone on the Reddit saying, like, I've been
Speaker 3: a fan of them for three years and I still
Speaker 3: don't know if Drew's gay or straight. Bitch, I'm straight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're straight.
Speaker 3: I know I made that comment, but suck my BM.
Speaker 1: You just have to remind everybody because sometimes it's easy
Speaker 1: to forget it.
Speaker 2: It's easy to forget where you come from.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but in high school, I just remembered while we
Speaker 3: were in Big Bear, I was on Instagram because there
Speaker 3: wasn't really much else because we were kind of stuck
Speaker 3: inside and it was like nine degrees, so it was
Speaker 3: like scrolling through Instagram, and this motherfucker that bullied me
Speaker 3: in high school for liking Miley Cyrus and Beyonce and
Speaker 3: Lana del Rey and shit would always be like you're
Speaker 3: so fucking gay, You're so gay, Like what the hell
Speaker 3: that's weird? Blah blah, blah blah blah. This mother came
Speaker 3: out and is like a gay man now and me
Speaker 3: a straight man.
Speaker 2: I know, isn't that funny?
Speaker 1: Like he was projecting something onto you that like wasn't
Speaker 1: even true and like it was all him. So you
Speaker 1: like you won in the end because you were able
Speaker 1: to maintain your your straightness.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, I was just like damn it, Like
Speaker 3: really is a pipeline. Like everybody that bullies someone for
Speaker 3: being gay in school in high school is like genuinely gay.
Speaker 3: Yeah you're gay. You're gay.
Speaker 2: So it's actually like so sad.
Speaker 1: But that's like most bullying, like kids who like are
Speaker 1: bullying kids, It literally is like either out of like
Speaker 1: insecurity or like problems at home, or they're actually the
Speaker 1: fucking killer and scary and like get away from them.
Speaker 2: But like I feel like that's more rare.
Speaker 1: It's usually like problems at home and then insecurity and projecting.
Speaker 3: That's why I was fucking mean. Yeah, so insecurity, I
Speaker 3: was so fucking insecure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was mean because I was scared of being bullied.
Speaker 1: So like I was like I was like I will
Speaker 1: bully before I am bullied, and that is how my
Speaker 1: life will go Also if you're somebody falling for the
Speaker 1: led acne masks, like just stop because I don't think
Speaker 1: that's real, like the big masks somebody I forgot what
Speaker 1: I was watching, but.
Speaker 2: Somebody was like yeah, like the like LED lights are
Speaker 2: really really good for acne, and like anti aging? Who
Speaker 2: said that? Where is that from? It's literally this, yeah,
Speaker 2: like that's like not helping you.
Speaker 3: There's probably fake scientific articles out there that all your
Speaker 3: bitches are falling for, but I do not believe it,
Speaker 3: and I will not believe it. Like literally, you can't
Speaker 3: convince me that probably has something to do with fucking
Speaker 3: UV or some shit, and like I don't know it
Speaker 3: does not like go outside, yeah, literally go lay in
Speaker 3: the sun challenge, like you'll get all the same light
Speaker 3: rays but whatever. Yeah, it doesn't register with me either.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of skincare scams that like everybody is
Speaker 3: falling for. Like drinking water. You don't have to drink water.
Speaker 3: I have only drank pepsi for like the last like
Speaker 3: fourteen years of my nod.
Speaker 1: You have to drink Like that's not like a scale
Speaker 1: like that that's been around for.
Speaker 3: Like I'm still here. I literally have not had a
Speaker 3: cup of water in fourteen years.
Speaker 2: So true, that's really what colors your pee.
Speaker 3: It's like red and I've posted it on literally the
Speaker 3: emergency or come my g before. It's like red and orange,
Speaker 3: red and orange. Yeah, but smell, can I should I smell?
Speaker 3: It's like just straight up pepsi. It's like it's opaque
Speaker 3: at this point.
Speaker 2: Ew it's cloudy. No, like some cloudy pit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like dark, it's dark. But yeah, just you
Speaker 3: don't have to drink water stay hydrated.
Speaker 2: No, don't listen to that.
Speaker 3: That that whole fucking drink a glass of water and
Speaker 3: stay hydrated like the high horses that those bitches that
Speaker 3: were tweeting that were on is insane, like they really
Speaker 3: thought they were.
Speaker 1: You really are telling me like the basic human necessity
Speaker 1: right now, and you.
Speaker 2: Think you're eating, You're like, drink water and take a shower.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, when you're sad, have some water, bibs, have
Speaker 1: some water.
Speaker 2: Oh you're dehydrated. Hey, you look really dull and like
Speaker 2: shit right now, you should take a shower.
Speaker 3: And it's literally what they're saying to me.
Speaker 1: But the led likes, I just don't understand and I
Speaker 1: don't believe that and I'm like, okay, like you just
Speaker 1: look like you're fucking like costplaying the purge right now.
Speaker 2: But I'll let you live because you think.
Speaker 1: It's Also it's always the bitches who have always had
Speaker 1: clear skin saying shit like that, like you've never had acne?
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about? That's the weird
Speaker 1: shit is like so many people online who are like,
Speaker 1: how I keep my skin clear? You've never not had
Speaker 1: clear skin?
Speaker 3: Just like, wash your fucking face, bit.
Speaker 2: You don't wash your face though, I don't. You don't
Speaker 2: wash your face, you don't wash your hands.
Speaker 1: I was watching this thing yesterday that it was like
Speaker 1: this YouTuber who was like getting back at scam collars
Speaker 1: and like one of the things he did, like it
Speaker 1: was like he was just pulling pranks on them. And
Speaker 1: one of the things was he had somebody plant a
Speaker 1: soap that had like a blue ink in it, so
Speaker 1: when you wash your hands, it's stained.
Speaker 3: Your hands though at the scam factory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at like the scam call place, and he was
Speaker 1: like at the scam factory and he was like, in.
Speaker 3: The scammer, I know that fucking arc was lit.
Speaker 1: Oh I think she's still uh, Like I think she's
Speaker 1: still posting, but I don't know. I don't follow her anymore.
Speaker 7: But basically the whole thing was like you could see
Speaker 7: who washes their hands after they pissed, and I'm gonna
Speaker 7: do that in our house because Drew will never have
Speaker 7: blue hands. You'll see, You'll all see you come out
Speaker 7: of the bathroom and your whole bodies you're like, it
Speaker 7: took a shower.
Speaker 2: Bits, Yeah, we should die your hair blue? That was mean,
Speaker 2: because you should not do that. No, wait, why should
Speaker 2: we dye your hair like yellow today?
Speaker 3: Wait? Why should we just go put the odor in
Speaker 3: a it? Wait?
Speaker 2: Why should we brush our teeth and floss today?
Speaker 3: Ye? Why should we put the brush our tongues? Take
Speaker 3: a shower?
Speaker 2: Wait? Let's go to the dentists.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, I have a dentist appointment, and I'm so
Speaker 3: excited for it because I get high as fuck when
Speaker 3: I go to the dentist.
Speaker 2: But what if you don't have any cavities to fill?
Speaker 3: Oh? Trust I will find out a way to get
Speaker 3: on laughing gas. I will find out a way. But
Speaker 3: that's literally just what fucking whippets are. But yeah, my
Speaker 3: if my nine year old brain can figure out it,
Speaker 3: puts the pieces together that, oh, if I have cavities,
Speaker 3: I get high as fuck. Dude. That's how I know.
Speaker 3: Like I'm a real fucking addicts. Like at nine years old,
Speaker 3: I was addicted to laughing.
Speaker 2: Gas but whatever, and nine years old, I was addicted
Speaker 2: to loving my family and being a good person. So
Speaker 2: you need to get your fucking priority straight. Wow you're wow,
Speaker 2: it's really good?
Speaker 3: Wow wow no yeah wow no, yeah wow? Whoa it is?
Speaker 3: We freed the kids. We freed the kids from the
Speaker 3: coal mines in nineteen twenty, and now all the kids
Speaker 3: do is play Minecraft. There is an inherent and incessant
Speaker 3: need for children to be in the mines. It's in
Speaker 3: their genetic codes. Send them back, Send them back to
Speaker 3: the mine.
Speaker 1: You know what's really fucking annoying is while we were
Speaker 1: cleaning the snow off of my fucking car, drew.
Speaker 2: His dead sign it and I was like, he is
Speaker 2: pissed right now.
Speaker 1: And then he broke the silence to start that thought,
Speaker 1: and he was like, I gotta write that down.
Speaker 2: I go, I gotta I gotta flush that thought out.
Speaker 3: The inherent and incessant need for children to be in
Speaker 3: the mind, send them back to the mines.
Speaker 2: Why were they doing that? Like, why were they putting
Speaker 2: kids in the.
Speaker 3: Mind because they're like the canaries that like if there's
Speaker 3: like a toxic gas, they like the canaries die first
Speaker 3: and the children died. No, it's because they're little and
Speaker 3: they can get in the small spaces. That's why they're
Speaker 3: like chimney sweeps too, because they can fit inside the chimney.
Speaker 2: Oh, I never forget.
Speaker 1: There's this one man who works at a cafe in
Speaker 1: Paris that we went to and I literally was like,
Speaker 1: why do I feel like he lives in a home
Speaker 1: where he's the chimney sweeper. He gave me that vibe,
Speaker 1: Like he gave me the vibe that if he came
Speaker 1: back to the table to give me my coffee, that
Speaker 1: he'd have a little bit of coal on his face.
Speaker 1: And he was really nice and like kind of sexy,
Speaker 1: but like something about him. I was like, I feel
Speaker 1: like he lives in like a dripping home. Does that
Speaker 1: make sense? Like he just had sad eyes, like he
Speaker 1: felt like he was transported here from like the nineteen
Speaker 1: thirteen bruh Okay.
Speaker 3: I was like, damn, Like that is such a funny
Speaker 3: thought for me to come up with the minds one percent.
Speaker 3: Definitely saw this at some point and so uh, pat
Speaker 3: because I was like, there's no.
Speaker 2: Way, yeah, because that's a really funny day.
Speaker 3: That's so funny.
Speaker 2: That's a really funny joke, and there's no way you
Speaker 2: would say.
Speaker 3: Something underscore pat Y Supreme Patty. Yeah, but it is
Speaker 3: put was that Patrese dad slash Daddy No. One eighteen
Speaker 3: and younger is aloud on their profile, so proceed with caution.
Speaker 3: Hate that. I hate that so much. But yeah, I've
Speaker 3: also been thinking about Elon Musk and this is really
Speaker 3: hard for me to admit, but I was blinded and
Speaker 3: I was wrong. He's a fucking freakazoid freak bitch and
Speaker 3: I can't even actually believe that I ever looked at
Speaker 3: that man and was like, Oh, he's an innovator, like
Speaker 3: he's actually doing things, because he's literally not, like he's
Speaker 3: not doing that. It's inhumanly impossible for someone to run
Speaker 3: that many companies all on their own and make up
Speaker 3: all the ideas and shit noothing. Yeah, he's just not chill.
Speaker 3: But also the other thing is is with the whole
Speaker 3: Twitter shit, he's just rage baiting everyone, like y'all literally
Speaker 3: just need to stop falling for rage bait at all.
Speaker 3: Everything is rage bait to increase the numbers on Twitter,
Speaker 3: he says this insane shit, so people go and interact
Speaker 3: with him, so he can go to the board meetings
Speaker 3: and be like, look like this, this is how much
Speaker 3: Twitter has really and since I bought it, No, just
Speaker 3: stop interacting with it. Let fucking Twitter die.
Speaker 2: Should we just like blow up the Twitter offices.
Speaker 3: There's nobody in it from the beginning, Yeah, we've been saying.
Speaker 2: Because there's no one in it anymore.
Speaker 3: So why did we low key predict the downfall of
Speaker 3: Twitter when episode probably like seventeen or some shit.
Speaker 1: Well, it's because we had an in and we knew
Speaker 1: he was gonna buy it, and we were like just waiting, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yep, yep, yeah. But yeah, I redact everything positive I've
Speaker 3: ever said about Elon MutS. However, I still want neuralink,
Speaker 3: and I want to be the first human with neuralink.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's going to give you neuralink and just make
Speaker 1: you like a Twitter worker.
Speaker 3: He dead ass. He as killed twenty five hundred monkeys
Speaker 3: for that shit.
Speaker 2: No, he did not.
Speaker 3: Yes, And there's like a whole lawsuit being opened.
Speaker 2: Up about it, and doesn't it not work?
Speaker 3: It probably works, I don't know if there's.
Speaker 2: You not knowing if it works and still wanting it.
Speaker 2: You just like you could just get a fake chip,
Speaker 2: like I think there's like, like, what what are they called.
Speaker 1: There's like under the skin like things you can get
Speaker 1: that like look like yeah, so just get a transderable
Speaker 1: chip so you can.
Speaker 3: See the craziest thing is vaccines. They literally put chips
Speaker 3: in us. We were talking about this with our friend
Speaker 3: the other night. They put chips in us with the
Speaker 3: fucking vaccines, and it was all TikTok. It wasn't the liberals,
Speaker 3: it wasn't the conservatives. It was TikTok because that bitch,
Speaker 3: that fucking app algorithm is insane and it's a fucking
Speaker 3: chip under my skin, like measuring the levels of dopamine
Speaker 3: that when I have a good thought and it can
Speaker 3: fucking piece together the thoughts and put it onto my
Speaker 3: for you page Like it's crazy. It is sinister, dark
Speaker 3: sided evil.
Speaker 2: It's literally because it's just key logging and watching you,
Speaker 2: which I hate because I watched embarrassing things and I
Speaker 2: don't like.
Speaker 1: Like I don't mind being watched. I remember I got
Speaker 1: into a huge oh like a lot of porn. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I what did you do yesterday? You gave it
Speaker 1: to the living room and I bullied you for three
Speaker 1: seconds and you're like, you can't.
Speaker 2: Mean at night.
Speaker 3: I'm going to my room and nig gets fucking mean
Speaker 3: and violent at night, so I have to leave. She
Speaker 3: attacked the size of my fucking penis.
Speaker 1: Which and I'm sorry because we all know that, Like
Speaker 1: that's like a point, like how big it is isn't
Speaker 1: insecurity for you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I won a small penis. So when you
Speaker 3: say I have a small penis, it really hurts me
Speaker 3: because I yearn for that.
Speaker 2: You urinate for that. What the fuck was I just saying.
Speaker 3: We're not laughing at each other?
Speaker 2: No, No, I was about TikTok.
Speaker 3: It was like I am, Oh, key Logs gave you
Speaker 3: all the porn you watch it, Keylogs, all the porn
Speaker 3: you want.
Speaker 1: Oh but I remember I got into the biggest argument
Speaker 1: with my acts about this at dinner once, like he
Speaker 1: was just like, oh, like, do you not care that
Speaker 1: you're being watched? Like that is not okay, Like it's
Speaker 1: not okay that we're being surveillance, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't care because I don't exist, like, and we
Speaker 1: got into the biggest argument about it, and now I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: maybe he was onto something and like it is weird.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't give a fuck if they like
Speaker 3: sell my data, I don't care. The only thing I'm
Speaker 3: upset about is that they're selling my data. And I
Speaker 3: don't get money for you, because that's the only thing.
Speaker 3: I'm like, damn. But like everybody, like there was like
Speaker 3: a bipartisan legislation like introduced to Congress to like band
Speaker 3: TikTok and America or whatever, and like there are so
Speaker 3: many other American owned companies that are doing the exact
Speaker 3: same things they're trying to get TikTok for, but since
Speaker 3: it's Chinese owned.
Speaker 2: They just want to like get rid of it because
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 3: But they're security risk. But like fucking Facebook and Twitter
Speaker 3: and everything is doing the exact same fucking thing they're doing,
Speaker 3: just probably not as good and they're not seeing any.
Speaker 1: Igs like just as fucking like they have this observatory yeah,
Speaker 1: because like literally, I mean everybody talks about all the time,
Speaker 1: like you see your ads change within your like interest,
Speaker 1: and it is key logging everything you do outside of
Speaker 1: that app, because why the fuck am I on a
Speaker 1: website outside of Instagram? And then when I open Instagram,
Speaker 1: that's my first act because it's just watching everything.
Speaker 2: I do on my phone, So that means it is
Speaker 2: seeing my tits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, damn, you've showed ig your tits, but you haven't
Speaker 3: showed me your tits in three hours, so let's fucking do.
Speaker 2: You need to see them every three hours?
Speaker 3: I need to see them every hour, maybe even every
Speaker 3: thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: You don't like how are you forgetting what my tits
Speaker 1: look like? Is that why you need to see them
Speaker 1: so much?
Speaker 3: No? I just like them because they're nice boobs.
Speaker 2: And take a picture of the last time you have
Speaker 2: nice boobs?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Shows for us? Thank you?
Speaker 2: Can I see your balls?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Can you lift your shots?
Speaker 3: I can lift it for me. But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think Drake is gay and is faking that he's straight,
Speaker 3: and he's definitely taken Molly with all of his homies
Speaker 3: and gay experiences and made out with each other as
Speaker 3: a joke or as a bit, but it's turned out
Speaker 3: to be real and I'm just kind of like there's
Speaker 3: something a little suss about having forty three failed proposals.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about it. That's a little weird.
Speaker 2: Any man who's like that hyper obsessed with women. I'm like,
Speaker 2: maybe you're looking in the wrong box and everything.
Speaker 3: You're looking at the wrong box, you should look at
Speaker 3: a clock. I don't know, I really don't know, but yeah,
Speaker 3: I think Drake might be a little gay. But that's
Speaker 3: my opinion, not Enya is. Because if Drake came into
Speaker 3: this house right now, yeah, I Sally, I think I'm
Speaker 3: almost to that point too where I would like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'd bone Drake, even.
Speaker 2: Though he's like really embarrassing.
Speaker 1: He's just so embarrassing that last album, like he'd said
Speaker 1: a lot of things where I was like, you were
Speaker 1: so embarrassing and you need to actually shut the fuck up, dude.
Speaker 3: I love how you listen to music because you listen
Speaker 3: to it and you're like, I fucking hate this. This
Speaker 3: is the worst album I've ever made, but then you
Speaker 3: listen to it over and over.
Speaker 1: Okay, to be fair, because there are always like songs
Speaker 1: out of the albums that I'm like, this is lit.
Speaker 1: But then you know what happens is because I don't
Speaker 1: make a playlist of it because I'm a cunt and
Speaker 1: a piece of shit, and I listen to things that
Speaker 1: I don't want on my Spotify on Apple Music, so
Speaker 1: I'm not making if.
Speaker 3: I play make playlists on Spotify or app us.
Speaker 2: You can, but I'm just like too lazy. So I'll
Speaker 2: like go in and cue songs.
Speaker 1: But as I'm getting ready, the album will just start
Speaker 1: to play, and then I become like a forever twenty
Speaker 1: one consumer in the terms of like I'm in the
Speaker 1: store and I'm listening to it, and like when you
Speaker 1: first enter the store, you're like, this is the worst
Speaker 1: shit ever. And then as you're like in the store
Speaker 1: for long enough, you're like it drowns out and you
Speaker 1: don't know what it was.
Speaker 3: That store in Japan, the no the electronics one we went.
Speaker 2: To, Oh, book Off. Yeah, it's like in book Off.
Speaker 3: Book hardf In hard Off, there's like this like uh
Speaker 3: thrift store that sells like strictly electronics, like musical instrument
Speaker 3: instruments or whatever. But it is insane. I don't know
Speaker 3: what the tactic behind this is or like what the
Speaker 3: reasoning behind it is, but there is a song that
Speaker 3: plays over it.
Speaker 2: It's like any stores song over.
Speaker 3: Again and it plays like infinitely forever, and could you
Speaker 3: imagine being a worker there, Like at some point like
Speaker 3: I tuned it out, but like, yeah, I don't know it.
Speaker 1: Sounds you start off every day like tuning it out,
Speaker 1: which has to be a lot of brain work.
Speaker 2: Also, this is just a funny tidbit, but.
Speaker 3: Like your gatar being awful.
Speaker 1: Okay, I was gonna say that, but I was gonna
Speaker 1: say me and Ryan showing each other our pubes.
Speaker 2: Because you're like, oh yeah, We're like, what's it yours
Speaker 2: look like?
Speaker 1: And we've seen each other naked, but like we haven't
Speaker 1: like given it a good look.
Speaker 3: So I want to join, but.
Speaker 2: I know you got jealous.
Speaker 3: Weird for me to show you my pubes.
Speaker 2: Actually, at this point, no, it, I don't think it
Speaker 2: would be very weird. I just don't want to see it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, because because I'm like, I also.
Speaker 3: Have not shaved in a very long.
Speaker 2: That's what everyone's saying. I was like, y'all needs to
Speaker 2: get a group. You don't even give it a good trim, like.
Speaker 3: Because I'm fucking celibate. I literally don't need to.
Speaker 2: True true, but I do because Christmas.
Speaker 1: But I give it a trim because like sometimes when
Speaker 1: that shit gets too long, it like makes my coochie sore.
Speaker 2: And I think it's because it's like.
Speaker 3: No, mine is so long that it's like soft.
Speaker 2: I hate that. Hm well no, like like I don't know, okay,
Speaker 2: It's like when I'm on my period sometimes sometimes like
Speaker 2: my vulva just hurts, like it's sore for some reason
Speaker 2: and like a massage.
Speaker 3: Hell next time, just let me know.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna let you know.
Speaker 3: Okay. This is something I've actually been thinking about for
Speaker 3: a while, is when you're on your periods and like
Speaker 3: your uterus and shit hurts, just shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say stupid joke, like just
Speaker 1: like let me get in there and fucking like grab,
Speaker 1: That's what I.
Speaker 3: Was gonna say, but I was like, let me not
Speaker 3: say that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So instead the safe bet was to say,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3: Stop fucking complaining.
Speaker 1: As I've gotten older, why are my periods getting like
Speaker 1: actually like they're starting to hurt? And I used I
Speaker 1: used to never ever get cramps, and this last one
Speaker 1: was like hard enough and like bad enough that I
Speaker 1: had to take like medication and that has never happened
Speaker 1: to me, and I refuse to let that happen.
Speaker 2: So I don't know what the fun I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2: I'm either gonna kill myself or like get those things removed.
Speaker 3: You either kill yourself or get killed.
Speaker 2: So fucking right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that was like that was like the first
Speaker 1: piece of like comedy content that I consumed, and I
Speaker 1: was like, that is like so.
Speaker 3: Rooted in true shocking, like that that is on the
Speaker 3: same level as be bisexual hot chips. Yeah, like that
Speaker 3: is on the same level, probably a little higher, but
Speaker 3: like literally think about it. You either kill yourself or
Speaker 3: you get killed. Yeah, your body kills yourself. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: wow damn. But yeah, I gotta stop saying I'm gonna
Speaker 3: kill myself. I just why because I'm gonna kill myself
Speaker 3: if I keep saying it right right, No, it's just
Speaker 3: a little violent, but I get all of the violence
Speaker 3: and hatred in anger and negativity out of my life.
Speaker 3: Really trying hard to we work together, babes. You can't
Speaker 3: go right, I know, it really is so hard when
Speaker 3: you're so mean.
Speaker 2: If people were just nice like.
Speaker 3: Me, oh, when you I was like, you mean the
Speaker 3: world would end.
Speaker 1: I was like, if everybody was like as nice as
Speaker 1: I was, like, it would be so lit, but the
Speaker 1: world would explode. Also, I took that from you because
Speaker 1: you said it. You were like, why can't.
Speaker 2: Everybody just be nice like me? And you signed you
Speaker 2: like per like you thought about it, and You're like,
Speaker 2: I'm not that nice, Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, no, no, no, see, I would be nice.
Speaker 3: It's like the same idea as like addicts, like when
Speaker 3: you're surrounded by people that are also like doing drugs
Speaker 3: with you or doing the same drugs and you consider
Speaker 3: them friends and you see them all the time, or
Speaker 3: like in my case, like all of my friends smoke
Speaker 3: puff bars and I'm trying so hard to quits, but
Speaker 3: then they come around and blow puff bar smoke in
Speaker 3: my face and I'm like, oh, let me hit that,
Speaker 3: And then I get back on the fucking wagon, or
Speaker 3: I fall back off the wagon. It's like the same
Speaker 3: idea with like negativity and hatred for me, Like I
Speaker 3: try to practice it, but then I get around in
Speaker 3: you and know Ryan and see them hating on people,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, damn, you know what, this is fucking fun,
Speaker 3: and I like this fall back on I.
Speaker 1: Still like I just I think everybody is a hater
Speaker 1: and the people who like act like they don't hate
Speaker 1: on anybody.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're lying, because like it is so within
Speaker 2: human nature to like.
Speaker 1: Be competitive or be like like easily upset or like
Speaker 1: just have like these weird bias that you maybe don't
Speaker 1: understand and maybe they're rooted in Like again, like I
Speaker 1: was saying, like projecting insecurities and stuff, but like I
Speaker 1: know that I am flawed, so like I don't I
Speaker 1: will continue to be a bitch.
Speaker 2: But also I'd like to think that it's like a
Speaker 2: lot of it is like.
Speaker 3: There's a difference. There's a difference, like there are some
Speaker 3: people that are just hateful and fucking mean, and like
Speaker 3: actually every every single person or like thing that like
Speaker 3: upsets us, Like it's not real, like we're not actually
Speaker 3: upset by this, just and you just needs something to
Speaker 3: be angry at it. That's what I've been saying lately,
Speaker 3: is that if there isn't if Enya doesn't have a
Speaker 3: person to be upset with, she will find one and
Speaker 3: we'll be upset with that personally.
Speaker 1: But it's like upset like behind closed doors, and like
Speaker 1: it never leaves like between.
Speaker 3: Me and Drew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, And that's okay, that's okay. I'm a little fake.
Speaker 3: You're a little flawed, a little fake, but we all are.
Speaker 3: But yeah, like I'm trust me, like I like, I
Speaker 3: do believe that everybody is judgmental to their core. But
Speaker 3: I'm just like trying not to put that.
Speaker 2: I can't we be kind?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Literally? Why can we be kind?
Speaker 2: Christmas? Christmas is in two days when this comes out,
Speaker 2: think about that. But right now it seems so far away, and.
Speaker 3: All the gifts that I got from my family have
Speaker 3: not gotten here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't.
Speaker 1: Finished ordering my gifts and I'm gonna get fucked. Way
Speaker 1: did you order them here to take there?
Speaker 2: Oh no, but.
Speaker 3: It's just two books and like a three DS case
Speaker 3: and a three D s Oh my god.
Speaker 2: We kissed?
Speaker 3: Holy shit, we just kissed.
Speaker 2: Wait did we actually just kiss You kissed me? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I am so sorry for touching your lips with my finger.
Speaker 2: Because I know you fucking kissed and you didn't.
Speaker 3: I shoved them up my ass this morning and I
Speaker 3: washed my hands, but I didn't get under the nail,
Speaker 3: and they were ship under my nail. After I was
Speaker 3: like fingering myself all fucking morning.
Speaker 2: All morning, damn bitch. Yeah, it was a big it
Speaker 2: was a big thing in the am.
Speaker 3: Wait tell me why I kissed the girl?
Speaker 1: And I like, I know, like, are you gonna I
Speaker 1: feel like she wouldn't not just I was like, are
Speaker 1: you gonna let.
Speaker 2: The people know?
Speaker 3: Should I?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, let's keep it a secret, your secret kiss.
Speaker 3: I kissed the girl on the second day, on the
Speaker 3: second day and the second date in a week.
Speaker 2: I know. Do you think do you think y'all are
Speaker 2: going to get together? And I can just watch forever.
Speaker 3: I think we are in a throutle situation.
Speaker 2: Next, yeah, we are in a throuple situation.
Speaker 3: But it's okay, but we need to have this person
Speaker 3: on the podcast to talk about it.
Speaker 1: I know, so I won't go too far. But I'm
Speaker 1: a teas and no one can have me. Really, so
Speaker 1: I'm a throuple. Like I'm the watch I'm the observer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you watches me and her and there's pegging involved,
Speaker 3: but we won't get him. I need to clarify that
Speaker 3: this isn't real. But I did kiss a girl, Yeah,
Speaker 3: he actually did.
Speaker 2: And I got literally so horny when I.
Speaker 3: Saw it, I know, and tell me why you got
Speaker 3: a little jealousy I got.
Speaker 2: I was like, I got jealous. I was like, should
Speaker 2: I join it? I was like no, no, no, I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm just too prude and like I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm like, you got to do a few things for
Speaker 2: me before I before I get you on these lips.
Speaker 3: But it's crazy that me and you have been best
Speaker 3: friends for this song and we having kissed.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about that this morning and then I
Speaker 1: was like, should we do like a New Year's kiss?
Speaker 1: But I'm like, oh no, that's like two. But it
Speaker 1: is crazy how I never have kissed like any of
Speaker 1: y'all New Years.
Speaker 2: I've kissed Oryan.
Speaker 3: I've literally kissed like every single one of these motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: Yeah have you kissed o Ryan?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Dawn, I'm the play with her boobs? Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I remember that.
Speaker 2: We all we all went in for like a reach.
Speaker 2: She had like a shirt on her tips for it,
Speaker 2: and we were all.
Speaker 6: Like literally like eight years old.
Speaker 2: We're like eight years old together.
Speaker 5: Left computer ye air playing the most searched porn things
Speaker 5: on the TV and going up to it like it's
Speaker 5: a presentation and pointing at it.
Speaker 3: So what is the.
Speaker 2: Pm v V? What is rub Yeah, look, hey, look
Speaker 2: that up.
Speaker 1: But there's this there's this thing that like I feel
Speaker 1: like everybody on YouTube has seen it, like everybody who
Speaker 1: has access to an iPhone, where it's like ten boys
Speaker 1: and ten girls get left alone for like days without
Speaker 1: adult supervision and they're just watched by a camera crew
Speaker 1: and like how they interact.
Speaker 2: And like how they move around, And that's literally our
Speaker 2: friend group.
Speaker 1: When we get left in a house, it's like ten
Speaker 1: like boys and then like two girls who have morphed
Speaker 1: into boys in that moment, and we're all just like
Speaker 1: literally playing hide and seek, hiding things from each other,
Speaker 1: leaving snack crumbs everywhere, and then like going after each
Speaker 1: other to clean up, and then immediately they're being a
Speaker 1: message that.
Speaker 3: Was the most angering shit is I cleaned up for
Speaker 3: literally two hours before I went to bed, and then
Speaker 3: I came down in the morning and it was a
Speaker 3: disaster war zone. I know.
Speaker 1: The boys in our group do not pick up after
Speaker 1: each other, after themselves, like it's crazy.
Speaker 3: It is disgusting, And if you're hearing this, I love
Speaker 3: you with my whole heart, but please fucking put a.
Speaker 2: Dish, get a grip. But yeah, I need to kiss
Speaker 2: everybody in the front group.
Speaker 3: Now, well we might kiss next episode, so you just
Speaker 3: have to tip.
Speaker 2: In, tip in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what it is.
Speaker 2: Maybe if we kiss, it would be too real. Don't
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 3: You had a way for me doing this thing recently. Nice.
Speaker 1: You know what it is like, this is adding myself
Speaker 1: for a lot. But I have a really big kink
Speaker 1: about my head, like the back of my head, and
Speaker 1: I think that's what it is. Like it feels like
Speaker 1: too real, Like this is really adding my but like
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not that crazy, but it's like it's
Speaker 1: like my like my head being like smooshed.
Speaker 3: I'm with you, I'm with you, so in.
Speaker 1: Your head when you're like holding the back of my head,
Speaker 1: it's like way too real.
Speaker 3: I think everybody is subtly homophobic and they don't want
Speaker 3: to talk about it and we're in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think everybody. I'm going to add to it.
Speaker 2: But I think everybody has like subtle things that.
Speaker 1: They don't realize they carry because like it's I mean
Speaker 1: nobody especially I mean this generation, we've like we grew
Speaker 1: up and learned so much, but like we were not
Speaker 1: raised on that information.
Speaker 2: No, so there's a lot of learning.
Speaker 8: I'm not homophobic. I just like, mm hmmm, I'm gonna
Speaker 8: make that. I'm just like boom.
Speaker 3: Oh mean, when I see a gay person.
Speaker 5: That we haven't laughed all episode, that's it's like, no.
Speaker 2: Is it melting it? Oh lucky you? Oh wait, that's.
Speaker 3: Gorgeous, fucking expensive ass candle.
Speaker 2: We're a really good fake throw up. I think that's
Speaker 2: what it is.
Speaker 3: Me when I know mean, when I mean when I
Speaker 3: see someone with acne.
Speaker 2: That does really mean I was so you to me
Speaker 2: when I was seventeen.
Speaker 3: No, literally mean, it's in my back right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, did I like go from having like acne, like
Speaker 1: assistic acne to no acne and then cistic acne.
Speaker 3: Because all acne is hormonal and y'all are falling for
Speaker 3: the scam.
Speaker 1: That it literally is because when I started having really
Speaker 1: really good sex with this person, I started getting really
Speaker 1: bad acne and then it just became fucking mid and
Speaker 1: I fucking tossed them to the girl.
Speaker 3: I also have this theory that if a baby is
Speaker 3: born with a head of hair, they won't bald in life.
Speaker 2: That's not true because I know some people who like
Speaker 2: we had like a lot of hair and then they balded.
Speaker 2: Isn't it not?
Speaker 1: Is it not like you're like my so basically my
Speaker 1: kid because of my dad not balding my kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's your mom's dad's hairlon is what you'll have.
Speaker 3: And I I don't believe that though, But I'm not balding,
Speaker 3: and I should be balding if I was going to
Speaker 3: be bald but.
Speaker 2: Maybe it'll just be an older thing. And then you
Speaker 2: get to be.
Speaker 3: If you're like a twenty something year old man and
Speaker 3: you're balding, you need.
Speaker 2: To sove me. I think balding can be sexy.
Speaker 3: Oh I like her?
Speaker 2: Can I touch your hat?
Speaker 3: It's just that fucking shit we were talking about in
Speaker 3: the beginning of the episode with Wana, like the extreme.
Speaker 1: Need to be taken care of when you felt lock
Speaker 1: thereof in your childhood. Even though I like the thing
Speaker 1: is I was taken care of, like very well, but
Speaker 1: I still have like so many issues.
Speaker 3: I literally just like I agree with what we're gonna say.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I was gonna say maybe it was because we
Speaker 1: were too tended to for like a period of time,
Speaker 1: so now we like really crave that like I crave
Speaker 1: to be like taken care of, and like, yeah.
Speaker 3: I think for me, it's uh, there was just a
Speaker 3: lot of bullshit regarding a specific parent that was going on,
Speaker 3: and I didn't get the attention that I needed from
Speaker 3: that person. So now I seek that attention and validation
Speaker 3: via my sex life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like, don't think that I necessarily like have
Speaker 2: a real No, I know, I have my reasons.
Speaker 1: I know my reasons, and I don't fucking care because
Speaker 1: it feels good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I like what I like, and I'm gonna
Speaker 3: get what i want, I know, and like the way
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get what I want. I know.
Speaker 1: Wait, are you actually gonna break your celibacy for Christmas?
Speaker 1: Or oh, but you should do it for New Years
Speaker 1: so that you could be like, I have sex all
Speaker 1: of twenty twenty two, which is like kind of a stretch,
Speaker 1: but like when it's like that small of a lie,
Speaker 1: it's not a lie anymore.
Speaker 3: That is tea. I'm I'm gonna see how I feel
Speaker 3: when I get there because I'm not gonna like go
Speaker 3: seeking it. Yeah, like if it happens, it happens. But
Speaker 3: you were soremar Is coming right now to drop off
Speaker 3: a courage bagel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you kidding?
Speaker 3: Only half of one though, and it's for.
Speaker 2: Me, bitch. Why would you tell me that?
Speaker 3: Because I'm lit and you're not.
Speaker 2: You know what I is annoying?
Speaker 3: No, but we can share it though, But they put
Speaker 3: cream cheese on it, and Zamar doesn't want cream cheese. Dude.
Speaker 3: It's crazy that we live six minutes from Zamar in
Speaker 3: six minutes from petra Um.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's crazy that I live in your head
Speaker 1: because you're such a fucking hater you can't get oway.
Speaker 3: Not me living in y'all fucking heads rent free, bitch,
Speaker 3: You're dumb.
Speaker 2: You're done.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wait, I live in everybody's head rent free. That's
Speaker 3: the thing is, like, people want me.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, thank you guys so much for listening to
Speaker 1: this episode.
Speaker 2: I hope, hope everybody has.
Speaker 1: A hot, hoppy a happy holiday season. If you don't celebrate,
Speaker 1: I hope you're having a good week, a good end
Speaker 1: of the year. If you don't get to be with
Speaker 1: family for whatever reasons that may be, I hope you
Speaker 1: are around.
Speaker 3: Your chosen family.
Speaker 1: I hope you are around your chosen family. And if
Speaker 1: you can't be around your chosen family.
Speaker 2: Just know that and will true love will find you
Speaker 2: in the end.
Speaker 3: True love will find you and the end.
Speaker 1: And I know the holidays can be very hard for
Speaker 1: some people, so I hope that we were able to
Speaker 1: keep you company.
Speaker 3: It's been getting it's been getting there for me lately,
Speaker 3: I've been having a difficult time with the holidays. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but you're seeing your herd.
Speaker 2: There can still be happiness within your within.
Speaker 3: Your loneliness and you love, peace and love.
Speaker 2: And if you're with your family, good luck.
Speaker 3: If you're with uh, Okay, let's do some media mediocre.
Speaker 3: So I've been listening to Selected Ambient Works Volume two
Speaker 3: by AFX twin specifically got It, uh one, three h
Speaker 3: thirteen and twenty. Those are really fucking lit songs. Um.
Speaker 3: Then I've also been listening to The Powers that Be
Speaker 3: by Death Grips Billy not really say hey kid umm
Speaker 3: in s. But the craziest thing is that Death Grips
Speaker 3: is going on fucking tour again, and wait, when are
Speaker 3: they coming to la in May? And I'm going they're
Speaker 3: doing that, I think the Palladium or some shit, And
Speaker 3: I don't want to be in the fucking pit because
Speaker 3: I'm scared of being in the pit, so I think
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna spend a little bit extra money and
Speaker 3: go sit down. But also like it's a fucking death
Speaker 3: grip show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to move around, I'll go with you.
Speaker 3: And then what's the fucking song? The song you had
Speaker 3: playing in the cabin. I really loved the Eyes are
Speaker 3: a Mosaic moaic.
Speaker 2: That's like my favorite. That's my favorite fucking album.
Speaker 1: And I don't but I don't think it's in the
Speaker 1: set that Christian got me because I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I need to buy that. He was like, it's in
Speaker 1: the set, and I was like, I don't think that's
Speaker 1: in the set because I remember when I was looking.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna see. But that's like, that album is
Speaker 2: so good. The album ce Swallow Me, and it reminds me.
Speaker 1: Of like Summertime, which sucks because it's like a really
Speaker 1: good winter album. But that album kind of reminds me
Speaker 1: more of summertime than wintertime. But it felt good listening
Speaker 1: my listens for the week alone in Kyoto by Air.
Speaker 2: Shown by Ball Greasy.
Speaker 1: Who just would have it sucked me off with no
Speaker 1: problem to all of it's gone, and you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about Mama, You're grown.
Speaker 2: Greasy hater, the peer and the damned by iggy pop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to tricks.
Speaker 2: Point never you always act. That's like really the only
Speaker 2: And then of course I've been listening to Sissy's album like.
Speaker 1: S O S Blind Far and Forgiveless are my favorite song.
Speaker 3: Forgiveless is so not enough attention on Forgively.
Speaker 2: I know, like I need, like I need a song
Speaker 2: from Alone and Kyoto.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, I'm just adding it to a playlist because
Speaker 3: we just gave really fucking good media.
Speaker 1: I was playing it in the car on the way
Speaker 1: down Cascade by William Basinsky. But I think some of
Speaker 1: these have already said I've been like kind of just
Speaker 1: listening to things. I just found a really good album,
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to give it to y'all yet
Speaker 1: because I like to like have things for myself first
Speaker 1: and then I give it to y'all.
Speaker 2: You get me I.
Speaker 3: Sleep from the Day by the Chemical Brothers.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, thank you guys so much for listening. Merry Christmas,
Speaker 2: Happy Holidays. And you know what, sometimes it's not about
Speaker 2: the gift you get under the tree, It's about the
Speaker 2: gift you.
Speaker 1: Get with the people you're around and the gifts of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Damn, I'm so smart.
Speaker 6: Okay bye,