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Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of emergency in our comp It

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Speaker 1: is not Christmas yet, but it's only two days away.

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Speaker 2: And my little son here. I let him open his

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Speaker 2: one of his Christmas presents.

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Speaker 3: Early in Pokemon Violet on the switch.

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Speaker 2: And he hasn't spoken to me since when. But you know,

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Speaker 2: I'll do anything for my little boy.

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Speaker 3: He just critical hit the heck shirts and the Elite.

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Speaker 2: Four, you know, having they always said having a little boy.

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Speaker 3: Mom, shut up, Mom, you're being a bitch. Mom.

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Speaker 2: Boys will be boys.

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Speaker 3: Wait, boys will literally be boys.

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Speaker 1: Like the thing is, boys will push you, kick you,

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Speaker 1: spit on you, fucking shove your face into a pile.

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Speaker 2: They're like, there's something about a boy being a boy

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Speaker 2: like that, Like that's just boyish behavior.

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why Drew has to switch actually like that.

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Speaker 1: I went to the bathroom before we started. When I

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Speaker 1: came back, he just had it in his hand.

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Speaker 3: Well, I have it because I'm in the Elite four

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Speaker 3: and it's a very big moment for me and Pokemon.

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Speaker 3: Right But fine, I'll put it away. I'll put it away.

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Speaker 2: Holy yeah, fucking toys away. We're at the dinner table

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Speaker 2: with our family right now.

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Speaker 3: Family fucking sucks. But we were before we started the episode,

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Speaker 3: we were talking about this, like video popped up on

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Speaker 3: my feed of like one of those like TV evangelic

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Speaker 3: cool Evan Geli on TV pastors that like do sermons

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Speaker 3: in front of twenty five thousand people every Sunday, thirty thousand,

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Speaker 3: I mean even the TV viewership. It's one hundred and

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Speaker 3: fifty thousand people watching every Sunday, and they are fucking

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Speaker 3: loaded because those pastors pocket all of the money that

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Speaker 3: is donated to him. And one of the video I'm

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Speaker 3: watching was like this dude talking about like I don't

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Speaker 3: know the full context, but I just know that he

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Speaker 3: was like talking about like buying houses and that he

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Speaker 3: his first home was fourteen thousand, his second home was

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Speaker 3: eighty nine thousand, and then he like cut himself off

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Speaker 3: and was like, actually, that's crazy because this watch is

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Speaker 3: eighty nine thousand dollars, and everybody in the audience was like, huh,

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Speaker 3: like what are you saying, and he was like, I'm

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Speaker 3: not saying that pridefully and like honestly, like I have

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Speaker 3: things watches that are and he's gonna go on to

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Speaker 3: say more expensive than this, But then he was like actually,

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Speaker 3: nevermind and just like moved on. But like, those people

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Speaker 3: are scamming you. They're scamming like you know what, I

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Speaker 3: They're pocketing all the money you donate to the church.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking, like, I it's kind of like it's

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Speaker 1: just celebrityism in like a different sense. It's like it's

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Speaker 1: like how you would like buy something from somebody you like,

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Speaker 1: and like even if it's maybe not good, you'll buy

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Speaker 1: it off of them because you're like I just like

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Speaker 1: this person, and it's like I'm supporting this per It's

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Speaker 1: literally that for those people, because I feel like, like

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Speaker 1: because I was saying to you, I was like, that's

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Speaker 1: fucking crazy.

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Speaker 3: I feel like they're getting closer to God though. That's

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Speaker 3: the problem is like when they donate to these churches,

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Speaker 3: they're donating to like spread the word of Jesus.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they feel like they're donating to like, Oh, if

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Speaker 1: I don't donate, the church will close and then I

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Speaker 1: will have nowhere to go yea to like consume my faith.

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Speaker 3: But these people are taking their fucking money and flying

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Speaker 3: around on private jets all week, and.

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Speaker 2: O key, should we be priests?

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Speaker 3: I was about to say, like we should turn up

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Speaker 3: and like we should change up and be.

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Speaker 1: They're going to see all my photos from when I

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Speaker 1: first moved to LA and I thought that the only

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Speaker 1: way to keep relevant was to have my tits out

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Speaker 1: and they'll.

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Speaker 2: Be like, no, you're done.

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Speaker 3: No, they'll definitely support you. Anybody is allowed in the church,

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Speaker 3: right me when I'm lying even leaving the church because

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Speaker 3: I wasn't allowed.

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Speaker 1: But also it's crazy to think, because like this is

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Speaker 1: our Christmas episode.

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Speaker 2: It's crazy to think that this is like super religious,

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Speaker 2: like everybody has their like what is it called holiday?

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Speaker 1: No, the little the Jesus, Like it's I think the

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Speaker 1: word I don't want to say because someone's gonna make

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Speaker 2: Right, I think that's what it's called. It's like like

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Speaker 2: Jesus in them, like the people like Jesus and Mary

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Speaker 2: and the wait, I can reverse translate it.

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Speaker 3: What is that called? Holy shit? Don't say it when

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Speaker 3: you find out because it's gonna piss me off. Oh

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Speaker 3: it starts with a tea? Right wait? Fuck, they're screaming

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Speaker 3: at us in the comments right now, Baby Jesus in

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Speaker 3: the mangers.

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Speaker 2: It's the Nativity.

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Speaker 3: Nativity scene Nativity scene. Damn it.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, I don't think it's natimiento.

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Speaker 1: That is the word. But when I looked it up,

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Speaker 1: reverse it. You said birth and I'm like, but it's

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Speaker 1: like the birth of Jesus, way the precious moments, birth

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Speaker 1: of Jesus, the little baby. But yeah, it's crazy to

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Speaker 1: think that it's like a holiday. Remember the fucking Starbucks

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Speaker 1: cup pandemic.

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Speaker 3: Like the red cup and like you're worshipping Satan. It's

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Speaker 3: like on the same level as like x miss like

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Speaker 3: people be ye taking the Christ out of Christmas? Bitch, No,

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Speaker 3: we just want presents.

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Speaker 2: Also like, I'm sorry, but Christmas is way too long

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Speaker 2: of a word. Xmas is lit. Xmas is like we

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Speaker 2: need to make an r a horror movie.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, listen to this x but it's Christmas

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Speaker 1: thing and it's ex mess.

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Speaker 3: Didn't the hot guy from Stranger Things? Literally just do

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Speaker 3: that movie? David Harbor? Oh Okay.

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Speaker 1: When you said hot guy, I was like, I was like,

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Speaker 1: which one of those young's do you they get cop

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Speaker 1: because like, that's not our vibe.

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Speaker 3: Trust me, I only date people twice my age.

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Speaker 2: What the are they gonna say, oh, it's a naughty Christmas.

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Speaker 2: That's what he did. I think it's called like naughty Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Every time I see it looks like a parody though,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, why is this sexy as doing that?

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Speaker 2: Why is that?

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Speaker 3: Right now? That fucking Lana del Rey actually rotted out

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Speaker 3: my fucking brain. Like I've been thinking about that a

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Speaker 3: lot recently, like being young and like liking Lana. The

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Speaker 3: an awful gauge of what relationships are. Pipeline is a

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Speaker 3: very real thing, and I won't change it for the

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Speaker 2: I mean, like I think it bettered my life in.

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Speaker 3: A lot of ways, right yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But also like, okay, there's something to be said though,

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Speaker 1: because like Lana does have an impact, and she fully did,

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Speaker 1: because like she like normalized those things. But like a

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Speaker 1: lot of people who like feel like that and have

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Speaker 1: like the the ideas we do of relationships, it's comes

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Speaker 1: from like more of our upbringing than anything.

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Speaker 3: Okay, this is from my mommy and daddy issues.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like so like she she was just the soldier

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Speaker 1: brave enough to say.

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Speaker 3: It, yeah, right right, shut down everything I say down.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, it's not to shut you down. That's me.

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Speaker 3: I was just making it.

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Speaker 1: That's my guarding Lana coming out because I'm like, guys,

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Speaker 1: it's not all her fault. Even though okay, fuck that star,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna freak out. Even though yeah, I mean it

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Speaker 1: made like the things we thought like it.

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Speaker 3: Like, it just validated.

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Speaker 1: I like romanticized it more, which was like gnarly because.

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Speaker 2: There was no reason.

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Speaker 1: For me age being like, yes, I'll wait for you

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Speaker 1: when I'm gonna.

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Speaker 3: I should not have been driving this second day I

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Speaker 3: got my license to a city of never mind, we

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Speaker 3: won't get into that. I saw this video of Simon Cowell,

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Speaker 3: like the X Factor, Judge, tell me why someone is

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Speaker 3: wearing his skin like someone skinned him?

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Speaker 2: Wait, is there a new video of it?

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Speaker 3: Yes, someone skinned him and put his skin on and

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Speaker 3: they were like, we need to upkeep. Like Simon Cowell,

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Speaker 3: it's like that one young thug video of him stopping

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Speaker 3: the fashion show with his and fixing the collar literally,

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Speaker 3: but he didn't do shit. He just like was kind

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Speaker 3: of winning attention. He just like touched him like those

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Speaker 3: fucking waiters from last night. We'll get into But someone

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Speaker 3: is wearing Simon Cowlell's skin and has been for years.

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Speaker 3: And I think I'm the first person to say that

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Speaker 3: I could be wrong, but like this video that I

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Speaker 3: like it sent I always say on this show, two

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Speaker 3: and maybe this time it's.

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Speaker 4: Going to be you. Fans were quick to point out

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Speaker 4: his smoothed out complexion and bleach white and teeth. Social

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Speaker 4: media is going bonkers. Holy moly, I nearly didn't recognize him. Simon,

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Speaker 4: is that you?

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Speaker 3: It's melting off. His skin is melting off. Social media

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Speaker 3: is going bonkers. Emergency andracom is going bonkers.

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Speaker 2: Okay, newscast reporters need.

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Speaker 5: To shut the fuck up, Like why is he talking

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Speaker 5: about that on Channel five news right now?

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Speaker 2: Like why is that like on the news? Dude?

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Speaker 3: That is yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like someone's skin.

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Speaker 1: It looks like he wanted collagen and they put too

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Speaker 1: much in him, and now his skin is like bloated,

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Speaker 2: That's what his face.

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Speaker 3: You know what's crazy is that I think Shrek was

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Speaker 3: the downfall of Simon Cowell's career because he peaked there.

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Speaker 3: That's that you can Shrek.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what did he do in Shrek? Didn't he just

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Speaker 3: No? No, he like the they were trucked to the cameo. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: but it wasn't like a part of the movie. It

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Speaker 3: was himself and actually, oh yeah, an character was crazy.

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Speaker 2: They made him like sexy in it.

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Speaker 1: That's like the Mister Beasts Fortnite skin Like why did

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Speaker 1: they have to sexify him?

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you've given him a look, but like.

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Speaker 3: No, see because mister Beasts, like.

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Speaker 2: We mentioned him every single has something. We mentioned mister

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Speaker 2: Best every single episode.

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Speaker 3: Just like we mentioned fucking everything else every episode. Because

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Speaker 3: we've lost things to talk about.

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Speaker 1: We've literally turned into like eleven year olds, and what

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Speaker 1: we do with our day, Like we wake up, we

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Speaker 1: sit around.

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Speaker 2: I go to your bed, I sit in your bed.

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Speaker 1: We use our phones for a second and then I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go play Fortnite, and then we play Fortnite,

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Speaker 1: and then we watch if mister Beast has.

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Speaker 2: A new video.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like about it. The whole iPad baby shit was

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Speaker 3: not fake.

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Speaker 1: That's literally what started it. That's like what jump started.

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Speaker 1: Like very extreme iPad baby behavior.

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Speaker 3: Very real of us. But yeah, like he looks good there,

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Speaker 3: but then you scroll up and you see him in

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Speaker 1: Okay, you can't compare the way he looked in an

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Speaker 3: I don't know, man, but yeah, mister he's got something there.

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Speaker 3: It was so fucking it was so sweet. We did

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Speaker 3: The thing is I told that motherfucker month before what

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Speaker 3: Do I have monkey pocks? What is it? Girl?

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Speaker 3: No, it's just my exima.

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Speaker 2: And I'm so glad that, like I never got put

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Speaker 3: Sure.

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Speaker 1: But it was fucking Christian who didn't have my gift.

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Speaker 2: You're like it's you. And then I was like, it's you.

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Speaker 2: Guys went to see me. Yes there's something and got

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Speaker 3: like let's like surprise everybody with coffee and like Starbucks

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Speaker 1: And okay, to be fair, I had just woken up

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Speaker 2: But I was so grateful and I did drink it.

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Speaker 3: you could have opened that, because it's the best gift

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Speaker 1: I believe that, well, your gift comes, Well, you have

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Speaker 2: It's not like the craziest thing ever.

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Speaker 1: But I was like, the other things that are gonna

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Speaker 2: Like, oh my fucking God and love. But the ones

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Speaker 3: Whatever, wait, I'm going to open something.

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Speaker 1: Yea, it ended up shipping before hopefully I have to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like he.

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Speaker 1: Like he's like just like he can be so emotional.

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Speaker 1: He is so emotionally intelligent and.

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Speaker 3: It was like advice he was giving. Josiah was like

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 1: I girl, Hey, that ties back in Lucas is just

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Speaker 2: He's a freak as a wood and it's awesome.

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Speaker 1: But basically Orian gave me an edible and I was

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Speaker 1: just like Orian can like handle her weed like a

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Speaker 1: Big Bear and I was like whatever, Like this isn't

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Speaker 3: You literally are in your substance abuse era, like it's

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Speaker 2: No, But I'm like I'm done because I did it yesterday.

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Speaker 2: I you know what it was. It's because also.

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Speaker 1: I've been in my social era, so I keep accepting

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Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I'll do it, but.

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Speaker 1: Then when I'm at home, and then the days I

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Speaker 1: all day. I'm going to get high as bones for fun,

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Speaker 1: but I need to chill because like, it will be

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Speaker 2: And guys, I recognize that in myself.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I wouldn't allow it to become a problem.

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Speaker 3: She's just a girl having fun. She's a pretty girl

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Speaker 3: having I'm a pretty girl.

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Speaker 1: I'm a pretty girl ending my year with a bang

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Speaker 1: since I didn't do anything.

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Speaker 3: Super bang bang that song.

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Speaker 2: The Jesse Jason something is wrong with your brain.

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Speaker 3: I think there's a.

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Speaker 2: Ghost in the room. And I said bang, so you

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Speaker 2: thought of the bang? It's Jesse Jay Wait wait is

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Speaker 3: Arianna Bang Bang. There's also a Miley Cyras song that

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Speaker 3: says bang bang bang, Oh bangers too coming soon. I

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Speaker 3: know it's probably just a rumor, but I've heard through

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Speaker 3: the grape vine thinking it was. When it was Nikki

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Speaker 3: Oh whoa, you're over.

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Speaker 1: You know what it was, because there's like a wait, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: You're over wait, is it a Katy Perry song that

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Speaker 1: Is that Miley's song?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I know Miley has like oh but

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Speaker 3: bangers too. I've heard through the grape vine that it's

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Speaker 3: being lied to because I am a liar and people

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Speaker 3: like to get off online to the liar. But I've

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Speaker 1: That would be fucking awesome. That's like how I remember.

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Speaker 1: I kept hearing about like Sky's album.

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00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,000
Speaker 2: Then it didn't happen, just a single, and that was

443
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,159
Speaker 2: very heartbreaking for me.

444
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:14,520
Speaker 1: But she gave me this edible and then we we

445
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,640
Speaker 1: had like gone to the grocery store and gotten food

446
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:17,760
Speaker 1: and I had to eaten all day.

447
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,760
Speaker 2: And I didn't think anything of it because.

448
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,439
Speaker 1: Since I had been like upping my tolerance, I'm like,

449
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,560
Speaker 1: this isn't gonna do anything to me, Like I'm fine,

450
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,440
Speaker 1: and mind you, I had to eat in all day,

451
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,960
Speaker 1: so like literally within thirty minutes, I was like incredibly

452
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,760
Speaker 1: high and we sat down to eat pizza, and the

453
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,920
Speaker 1: way it was sat at the tables like Lucas Josiah

454
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,040
Speaker 1: and Christian were here, Ryan was here, Drew was there,

455
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,800
Speaker 1: and Josh was like on the other side of the table,

456
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,879
Speaker 1: and all of y'all were talking about a book O'Ryan

457
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,040
Speaker 1: had read that was like this weird thing, and I

458
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,359
Speaker 1: think she started talking about Sylvia Plath killing herself and

459
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, bitch, you you and Sylvia Plath, like damn.

460
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:54,560
Speaker 1: But Ryan was, which is honestly such a like character

461
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,360
Speaker 1: trait that I feel like everybody would be like, oh,

462
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,879
Speaker 1: is Oryan actually like talking about those bitches?

463
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,560
Speaker 2: Yes, she is in like a.

464
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,880
Speaker 3: Very real way at the dinner table and like acting

465
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,040
Speaker 3: it out in the oven.

466
00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:08,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm like, oh my god, you were crazy.

467
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,040
Speaker 2: And she's like talking about Sylvia Plath.

468
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:14,200
Speaker 1: And then Josie and Lucas are getting into a fake

469
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,960
Speaker 1: argument that like feels too real because I'm getting high

470
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,840
Speaker 1: and Christian is high and he's watching and he's like,

471
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:20,800
Speaker 1: can't tell if they're.

472
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,360
Speaker 2: Joking, and like, no one can tell, no one can

473
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,040
Speaker 2: tell if they're.

474
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,760
Speaker 1: Joking, and like I'm just sitting there and I was like, oh,

475
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,359
Speaker 1: I'm getting really high. So then I was like I

476
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,520
Speaker 1: need to eat, Like that's what's happening, is I haven't eaten,

477
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:30,560
Speaker 1: so I'm like way too high right now.

478
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,600
Speaker 3: The other thing I just remembered what it was. It

479
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,680
Speaker 3: was Josiah's like scary character that he was doing.

480
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 2: I know, he like gets it to like this is.

481
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:41,560
Speaker 3: The Scottish character the when we were trying to like

482
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,920
Speaker 3: translate it.

483
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,400
Speaker 2: Oh oh, that was the second thing.

484
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,440
Speaker 3: That was the second night that also greened Christian out

485
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:53,119
Speaker 3: to a point where he literally like Josiah is like

486
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:57,159
Speaker 3: so good at like being awful that he can physically

487
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:59,920
Speaker 3: give people physical reactions to his Like.

488
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,160
Speaker 2: Dude, he like, I'm not kidding.

489
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:05,199
Speaker 1: If Josiah dropped everything right now and like seriously pursued

490
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 1: being an actor, he would be huge because he is

491
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:11,880
Speaker 1: like way too good. He like transforms, it's really nasty.

492
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,440
Speaker 3: And he is like born to be a performer because

493
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 3: he can get in front of everybody and just start

494
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,159
Speaker 3: doing this shit and he eats up the attention that

495
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 3: it gives, I.

496
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,160
Speaker 2: Know, and it makes him stronger.

497
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:21,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

498
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 2: But yeah, like the first night, that's what was happening.

499
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,680
Speaker 1: And then Christian like was getting hot, so he got

500
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,119
Speaker 1: under the table and took off his clothes and started

501
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:32,479
Speaker 1: grabbing things from the table while we were sitting there

502
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 1: eating and talking, and I was really trying hard, and

503
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 1: I was the only.

504
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,119
Speaker 3: Sober one, so I was like kind of silent, and

505
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,439
Speaker 3: then you thought I was like angry.

506
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,399
Speaker 1: I thought he was like really mad at me, and

507
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,240
Speaker 1: then like, dude, it was just so much.

508
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 2: It was like everything was riving up too much.

509
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,199
Speaker 1: And I literally was like, dude, all I need right

510
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,159
Speaker 1: now is to sit on the fucking couch with Orian

511
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,360
Speaker 1: and look at her iPhone, because since I don't have sicktok,

512
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,960
Speaker 1: I can look at Orian's s ticktok and we could

513
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 1: just sit there and like Oriyan is somebody who like

514
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:59,960
Speaker 1: I could be like belligerently high and like like greening

515
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 1: but O'Ryan or like you too, but you like feed

516
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 1: into it sometimes and I can't, like I can't do it,

517
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:07,720
Speaker 1: Like you'll be like you're too high. Then you're like

518
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, I'm kidding, but like you can't even do that,

519
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:10,640
Speaker 1: and like it's dood.

520
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 3: You're greening out, aren't you? You're acting so w are

521
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,440
Speaker 3: You're silent? Your eyes are so red, and you're so high,

522
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,639
Speaker 3: and you're acting so weird and your breath is so loud, Like.

523
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,120
Speaker 1: What the fuck Damn, your breath is so fucking hot

524
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 1: because you've had it like your mouth closed for like

525
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,920
Speaker 1: an hour because you're silently greening out.

526
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:29,119
Speaker 2: But I was like, I just need to sit at

527
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:29,880
Speaker 2: the couch right now.

528
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:33,080
Speaker 1: And then finally, like I'm not kidding, an hour goes by,

529
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 1: like and it felt like the longest hour of my

530
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 1: fucking life. And I was doing a good job of

531
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 1: not fully greening, like I was like pretty silent, but

532
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 1: I was trying to talk.

533
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 2: Also, Oryan showed me this fucking family she.

534
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 1: Likes like on Instagram, and I was so convinced it

535
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,639
Speaker 1: was a cult and it was that was freaking me

536
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 1: out because.

537
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 3: It was like you even brought me and I was like, no,

538
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 3: it's just like a weird family, dude, No, And it.

539
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 2: Was freaking out. I was like, this is coldish, this

540
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 2: is a cult.

541
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 1: This is a cult unfolding and it's happening on Instagram

542
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 1: and we're like just we're being trained to like ignore

543
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 1: these seas.

544
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 3: It was it was all to I know exactly the

545
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 3: spiral you were going down where it was just like,

546
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,679
Speaker 3: oh my god, like the government really does try to

547
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,879
Speaker 3: normalize this ship by putting it onto our phones.

548
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 2: And yeah, and.

549
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,199
Speaker 3: Then you think it's okay to see a cult and

550
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah.

551
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 2: But then it's like, wait, why do I think it's

552
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 2: like more normal to be like on my iPhone with

553
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 2: all my friends than it is to be like in

554
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 2: the middle of the woods, like with fucking eighteen siblings.

555
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 1: And then I was like, wait, but that's weird because

556
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 1: that's like yie old in time, Like why would you

557
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:28,239
Speaker 1: do that?

558
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,640
Speaker 2: Like? And then I was like, but those people could

559
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 2: have so much more like and I was like, but

560
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 2: why do we need more?

561
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 3: Like I was literally, that's fucking lit. That's like lit

562
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 3: that you were thinking, why do we need more?

563
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was literally like I was like, I was like,

564
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,199
Speaker 2: but what is my incessant need to have more? Like

565
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 2: why do I need to like have all these things.

566
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 3: And trains that you need more and want more? We

567
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:50,400
Speaker 3: have everything we need, we need. It's real. It's that's

568
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 3: very real. We have each other and that's all you

569
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 3: need in this life, your home. But I will never forget.

570
00:24:59,000 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 2: As we were.

571
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 3: Going where are we going?

572
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 2: We're going home.

573
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 3: I shouldn't be doing this. I shouldn't be doing.

574
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 2: This going home.

575
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:15,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I will never forget. I think it was

576
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 3: like my most like like it was like an awakening

577
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 3: in my brain. I feel like it was like my

578
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 3: gnarliest green at I've ever had, well, other than the

579
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,119
Speaker 3: one where I literally like hallucinated that I was like

580
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 3: being reborn over and over again, and I was like

581
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,679
Speaker 3: a whatever, Like I was like a cell in my

582
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 3: mother's It was fucking crazy. I'll never ever forget that.

583
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 3: But if you want me to explain that again, let

584
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 3: me know in the comments and I'll figure it out.

585
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 3: But I've explained it in the past episode, but there's

586
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 3: new people here that probably haven't heard that. But fairly recently,

587
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 3: I think last Christmas, I gave you my heart and.

588
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 2: I almost did that, but I was practicing not cutting

589
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 2: you off. Yeah. See what happens when I like practice manners.

590
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 3: I just shouldn't, okay, But I uh was greening the

591
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 3: fuck eye. I was with all of my family and

592
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 3: I had brought weed to Texas with me, and I

593
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,199
Speaker 3: was like, let's like all get high together, and like

594
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 3: I'll be like comfortable because I'm with my family. And

595
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 3: I got high and it was actually really fun for

596
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 3: a little bit, and then Madeline and Steven put the

597
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 3: most like terrifying TV show I've ever seen, my y.

598
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 3: It was like this dude doing magic and like I look,

599
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 3: was watching this TV show and I was like, oh

600
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 3: my god, no, none of this is real, Like this

601
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:36,360
Speaker 3: is literally like Netflix was made by aliens, like who

602
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 3: think they know humans, and like it's putting shows on

603
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 3: in when you're not high here in this like dold state,

604
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 3: but when you're high, you're like awokened and like you

605
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 3: know everything. I was like borderline like actually bipolar manic

606
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 3: in this moment because I literally was like, oh my god,

607
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 3: I've broken through, like I'm god, like I know everything.

608
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were just experiencing like mania, yeah exactly.

609
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 3: And I was watching this show and then doing magic,

610
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 3: and I was like, no, all of this is fake,

611
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,400
Speaker 3: like none of it is real, Like this show isn't real.

612
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 3: And then we put on another Netflix show and like

613
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 3: I had that same lens and I was viewing it

614
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 3: from that same like lens, and I was like, oh

615
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 3: my god, this isn't real either, like none of this

616
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 3: ship is real. Like we're all being fed fucking garbage

617
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 3: to keep us at bay because once we aren't watching Netflix,

618
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 3: like we're gonna be like, yeah, we're gonna break through

619
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 3: the fucking we We're gonna.

620
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 2: Break through and realize we don't have to order the

621
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 2: thing on Amazon. We can make the thing.

622
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 3: It was so gnarly, and then I like looked at

623
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 3: my mom, who was also high. Then I started freaking

624
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 3: out about like women and like how they like are

625
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,159
Speaker 3: so scared to age and like just ship like that,

626
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god, like that is crazy.

627
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 3: And then then I was like, dude, also men are

628
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,719
Speaker 3: afraid of it as well as I was just not

629
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 3: fucking talked about Wait, what is it book?

630
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 2: I said, just like.

631
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: Simon Simon Cowell literally him like he's literally like so

632
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:51,959
Speaker 1: terrible of aging.

633
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,879
Speaker 3: But yeah, I just was like panicking and I was like,

634
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,199
Speaker 3: oh my god, everything is going wrong. Did you hear

635
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:58,880
Speaker 3: anything I said?

636
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, look like I was like he did not.

637
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 1: Well, I heard everything you said. But then like what see,

638
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: this is why we can't talk about these kinds of things.

639
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: So now I'm like greening out, but I'm dead sober.

640
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 2: But like while you were.

641
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 1: Saying that, I was looking at this cup and I

642
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 1: was like, this cup is like to mimic somebody hand

643
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,199
Speaker 1: painted it. But a machine did it. And if you

644
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 1: look closely, you can see a machine did it, Like

645
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 1: you can see like it rotated on something for like

646
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: a brush to go by.

647
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 2: And that was just frigging me because I'm now I'm like,

648
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 2: oh my god, nothing is real.

649
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 3: It's all filler in plastic in electricity and robots and

650
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 3: empty space.

651
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 2: So no, yeah, that's how I felt.

652
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 1: That's how you described how you felt watching that shows

653
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 1: how I felt watching the Mister Beast episode, because that

654
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,199
Speaker 1: was the second night when I got really high and

655
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 1: we were watching it.

656
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck is this?

657
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 1: Like he's literally dropping like burning meteors onto a house

658
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 1: and we're watching it and we're eating it up and

659
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: it's so weird. But like I'm obsessed with it and

660
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 1: I wouldn't change it for the world, And I like

661
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 1: love all the stupid content I feed myself because like

662
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 1: there's nothing else to do really like what like I'm

663
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,719
Speaker 1: just like not what am I gonna do, like be

664
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: a scientist, Like I don't have that in me, Like

665
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna give anything to the world other than this.

666
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 2: So I'm like I can just eat my little stupid

667
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 2: content and move on. And it doesn't have to be

668
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 2: that deep.

669
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: But yeah, basically I greened out and then I came

670
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 1: back to because me and Ryan looked at her iPhone

671
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: and then like some of the high had worn off,

672
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 1: so I was like just a peaceful high. But then

673
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,239
Speaker 1: the next night Josiah did a really scary accent and

674
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, this is too much,

675
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: so that.

676
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 3: It was like Scottish. It was crazy. But I have

677
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 3: like recently decided that I'm no longer mentally ill, and

678
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 3: I'm no longer depressed, and I'm no longer self aware,

679
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 3: and I'm going to be happy and I'm going to

680
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 3: live a happy life.

681
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 2: That's all it takes.

682
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 3: I've just decided that.

683
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 2: Just now, or like did you think about it?

684
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 3: Like I've been thinking about it for a while, and

685
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 3: I was just like, oh, you can choose to not

686
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 3: be mentally ill.

687
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 2: You can just smile. You can just smile and that

688
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 2: goes away.

689
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, what's awesome is I thought I wrote down

690
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: like awesome stories to tell, but it was like things

691
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 1: I've already said.

692
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 2: I think, So how about that.

693
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 3: We got stuck in Big Bear as well. We were

694
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 3: being kind of greedy and we were like, oh, we

695
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,719
Speaker 3: want to see snow, and like we were going up

696
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 3: and it wasn't supposed to snow, and then when we

697
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 3: got there, we realized, oh my god, it's gonna snow

698
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 3: the day we're leaving. So that the night before we left,

699
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 3: we were all like, you know what, fuck it, let's

700
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 3: stay and book another night so we can play in

701
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 3: the snow and we have like time to do it

702
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 3: and everything, and so we did that and then we

703
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 3: woke up to snow and it was really fun and cute,

704
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 3: and then we had to leave the next day and

705
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 3: it kept snowing. It it started like snow for me. Yeah,

706
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 3: it was like like locals were like, oh, it's only

707
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 3: saying you're only going to get like six inches, but

708
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 3: it's going to be more like three feet, and we're like, yeah,

709
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 3: fucking right, there's no way the forecast is always true. Nope.

710
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 3: It kept snowing and blizzarding like wide out conditions, and

711
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 3: like we were trying to go down the mountain and

712
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 3: kept getting fucking stuck and it was really terrifying. But yeah,

713
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 3: and we made it down and we're alive.

714
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: And it was awesome because me and o'rian were just

715
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:02,239
Speaker 1: like being annoying, and we were like, Wow, where are

716
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: the real men in the room.

717
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 2: Like, who's gonna get us out of here?

718
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 3: What's annoying is that all the straight men in the

719
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 3: house made me and oryan fucking shovel the driveway, put

720
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 3: the fucking chains on all this crazy shit while they

721
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 3: were all inside drinking coffee and I was like the

722
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 3: only other person that helped with Christian and they literally

723
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 3: came outside and would watch. And that's another thing. I

724
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 3: was always like, why are like, uh, middle of America, like, dude,

725
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 3: so fucking jack and big, And it's because they have

726
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 3: to snut shovel snow all fucking winter. Because my back

727
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 3: literally was the most sore it has ever been, and

728
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 3: I have like worked out my back for like the

729
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 3: last three months, and I could not believe it because

730
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 3: it's so much fucking work and that's how they're all

731
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 3: gonna be.

732
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 2: It's like actually insane.

733
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: Also how dangerous the snow is, Like I can't believe

734
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: some of you bitches are like just riding around in

735
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 1: that all the fucking time.

736
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 2: Also, it was so eerie because.

737
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: When I went to go, Christians got the wrong fucking

738
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: chain for his car, so I had to like drive

739
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: to go get new chains. The first time I went,

740
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:07,719
Speaker 1: it was snowing so fucking bad that we got stuck

741
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 1: like in this little like slope where it was like

742
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: you go up a hill, down a hill, up a hill,

743
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: and I got basically got stuck in the middle. It

744
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: was me, Josiah and Christian, and Josiah is so.

745
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 6: Fucking useless in situations, like he literally just stands around

746
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 6: and like laughs and is like, oh my God, which

747
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 6: I guess some would say is actually helpful because if

748
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 6: I'm freaking the fuck out, like it is like a

749
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 6: little comforting to look over and see this fucking pinhead

750
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 6: like doing a dance and I'm like, okay, fine, Like

751
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 6: it's okay, We're not gonna die.

752
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 1: But my car kept fucking sliding around down the hill

753
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: and I was like, cool, I'm gonna kill my friends

754
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 1: in my car right now. And Christian literally got out

755
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: and pushed the car up a hill after a very

756
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: suxy Swedish man helped us put the chains back on

757
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 1: my car, and like, why is it that when a

758
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: man helps me, I'm like, why am I gonna have

759
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 1: sex with you?

760
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 2: Like when a man is nice to me I'm like, wait, why, Yeah.

761
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: Like this man like also he's a freak of nature,

762
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: and I think he was a ghost because but that's me.

763
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 3: Of the stream man.

764
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, like no one was even gonna question that,

765
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 2: so like you didn't have to, like, like, we know

766
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 2: you're straight and we believe you.

767
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 3: I saw someone on the Reddit saying, like, I've been

768
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 3: a fan of them for three years and I still

769
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 3: don't know if Drew's gay or straight. Bitch, I'm straight.

770
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're straight.

771
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 3: I know I made that comment, but suck my BM.

772
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: You just have to remind everybody because sometimes it's easy

773
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 1: to forget it.

774
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 2: It's easy to forget where you come from.

775
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, but in high school, I just remembered while we

776
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 3: were in Big Bear, I was on Instagram because there

777
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 3: wasn't really much else because we were kind of stuck

778
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 3: inside and it was like nine degrees, so it was

779
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 3: like scrolling through Instagram, and this motherfucker that bullied me

780
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 3: in high school for liking Miley Cyrus and Beyonce and

781
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 3: Lana del Rey and shit would always be like you're

782
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 3: so fucking gay, You're so gay, Like what the hell

783
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 3: that's weird? Blah blah, blah blah blah. This mother came

784
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 3: out and is like a gay man now and me

785
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 3: a straight man.

786
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 2: I know, isn't that funny?

787
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 1: Like he was projecting something onto you that like wasn't

788
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: even true and like it was all him. So you

789
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:14,240
Speaker 1: like you won in the end because you were able

790
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: to maintain your your straightness.

791
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, I was just like damn it, Like

792
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 3: really is a pipeline. Like everybody that bullies someone for

793
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 3: being gay in school in high school is like genuinely gay.

794
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:29,959
Speaker 3: Yeah you're gay. You're gay.

795
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 2: So it's actually like so sad.

796
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 1: But that's like most bullying, like kids who like are

797
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: bullying kids, It literally is like either out of like

798
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: insecurity or like problems at home, or they're actually the

799
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 1: fucking killer and scary and like get away from them.

800
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 2: But like I feel like that's more rare.

801
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 1: It's usually like problems at home and then insecurity and projecting.

802
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 3: That's why I was fucking mean. Yeah, so insecurity, I

803
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 3: was so fucking insecure.

804
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was mean because I was scared of being bullied.

805
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: So like I was like I was like I will

806
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: bully before I am bullied, and that is how my

807
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: life will go Also if you're somebody falling for the

808
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: led acne masks, like just stop because I don't think

809
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: that's real, like the big masks somebody I forgot what

810
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 1: I was watching, but.

811
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 2: Somebody was like yeah, like the like LED lights are

812
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,760
Speaker 2: really really good for acne, and like anti aging? Who

813
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,760
Speaker 2: said that? Where is that from? It's literally this, yeah,

814
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 2: like that's like not helping you.

815
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 3: There's probably fake scientific articles out there that all your

816
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 3: bitches are falling for, but I do not believe it,

817
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 3: and I will not believe it. Like literally, you can't

818
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,760
Speaker 3: convince me that probably has something to do with fucking

819
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 3: UV or some shit, and like I don't know it

820
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 3: does not like go outside, yeah, literally go lay in

821
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 3: the sun challenge, like you'll get all the same light

822
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 3: rays but whatever. Yeah, it doesn't register with me either.

823
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 3: There's a lot of skincare scams that like everybody is

824
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 3: falling for. Like drinking water. You don't have to drink water.

825
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 3: I have only drank pepsi for like the last like

826
00:35:58,600 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 3: fourteen years of my nod.

827
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: You have to drink Like that's not like a scale

828
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: like that that's been around for.

829
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 3: Like I'm still here. I literally have not had a

830
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 3: cup of water in fourteen years.

831
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 2: So true, that's really what colors your pee.

832
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 3: It's like red and I've posted it on literally the

833
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 3: emergency or come my g before. It's like red and orange,

834
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 3: red and orange. Yeah, but smell, can I should I smell?

835
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 3: It's like just straight up pepsi. It's like it's opaque

836
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 3: at this point.

837
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 2: Ew it's cloudy. No, like some cloudy pit.

838
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like dark, it's dark. But yeah, just you

839
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 3: don't have to drink water stay hydrated.

840
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,720
Speaker 2: No, don't listen to that.

841
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 3: That that whole fucking drink a glass of water and

842
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 3: stay hydrated like the high horses that those bitches that

843
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 3: were tweeting that were on is insane, like they really

844
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 3: thought they were.

845
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 1: You really are telling me like the basic human necessity

846
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: right now, and you.

847
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 2: Think you're eating, You're like, drink water and take a shower.

848
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, when you're sad, have some water, bibs, have

849
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 1: some water.

850
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 2: Oh you're dehydrated. Hey, you look really dull and like

851
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,320
Speaker 2: shit right now, you should take a shower.

852
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 3: And it's literally what they're saying to me.

853
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 1: But the led likes, I just don't understand and I

854
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 1: don't believe that and I'm like, okay, like you just

855
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: look like you're fucking like costplaying the purge right now.

856
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,919
Speaker 2: But I'll let you live because you think.

857
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: It's Also it's always the bitches who have always had

858
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 1: clear skin saying shit like that, like you've never had acne?

859
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,399
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about? That's the weird

860
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: shit is like so many people online who are like,

861
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 1: how I keep my skin clear? You've never not had

862
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:33,399
Speaker 1: clear skin?

863
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 3: Just like, wash your fucking face, bit.

864
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,879
Speaker 2: You don't wash your face though, I don't. You don't

865
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 2: wash your face, you don't wash your hands.

866
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: I was watching this thing yesterday that it was like

867
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:49,240
Speaker 1: this YouTuber who was like getting back at scam collars

868
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 1: and like one of the things he did, like it

869
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,839
Speaker 1: was like he was just pulling pranks on them. And

870
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 1: one of the things was he had somebody plant a

871
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 1: soap that had like a blue ink in it, so

872
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: when you wash your hands, it's stained.

873
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 3: Your hands though at the scam factory.

874
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, at like the scam call place, and he was

875
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: like at the scam factory and he was like, in.

876
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 3: The scammer, I know that fucking arc was lit.

877
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 1: Oh I think she's still uh, Like I think she's

878
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 1: still posting, but I don't know. I don't follow her anymore.

879
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 7: But basically the whole thing was like you could see

880
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 7: who washes their hands after they pissed, and I'm gonna

881
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 7: do that in our house because Drew will never have

882
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 7: blue hands. You'll see, You'll all see you come out

883
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 7: of the bathroom and your whole bodies you're like, it

884
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:34,800
Speaker 7: took a shower.

885
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 2: Bits, Yeah, we should die your hair blue? That was mean,

886
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,720
Speaker 2: because you should not do that. No, wait, why should

887
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,840
Speaker 2: we dye your hair like yellow today?

888
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 3: Wait? Why should we just go put the odor in

889
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 3: a it? Wait?

890
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,359
Speaker 2: Why should we brush our teeth and floss today?

891
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 3: Ye? Why should we put the brush our tongues? Take

892
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 3: a shower?

893
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 2: Wait? Let's go to the dentists.

894
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, I have a dentist appointment, and I'm so

895
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 3: excited for it because I get high as fuck when

896
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 3: I go to the dentist.

897
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 2: But what if you don't have any cavities to fill?

898
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,799
Speaker 3: Oh? Trust I will find out a way to get

899
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 3: on laughing gas. I will find out a way. But

900
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 3: that's literally just what fucking whippets are. But yeah, my

901
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 3: if my nine year old brain can figure out it,

902
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 3: puts the pieces together that, oh, if I have cavities,

903
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 3: I get high as fuck. Dude. That's how I know.

904
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 3: Like I'm a real fucking addicts. Like at nine years old,

905
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 3: I was addicted to laughing.

906
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 2: Gas but whatever, and nine years old, I was addicted

907
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 2: to loving my family and being a good person. So

908
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 2: you need to get your fucking priority straight. Wow you're wow,

909
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 2: it's really good?

910
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 3: Wow wow no yeah wow no, yeah wow? Whoa it is?

911
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 3: We freed the kids. We freed the kids from the

912
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 3: coal mines in nineteen twenty, and now all the kids

913
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 3: do is play Minecraft. There is an inherent and incessant

914
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 3: need for children to be in the mines. It's in

915
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 3: their genetic codes. Send them back, Send them back to

916
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 3: the mine.

917
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,879
Speaker 1: You know what's really fucking annoying is while we were

918
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: cleaning the snow off of my fucking car, drew.

919
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 2: His dead sign it and I was like, he is

920
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 2: pissed right now.

921
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 1: And then he broke the silence to start that thought,

922
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 1: and he was like, I gotta write that down.

923
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 2: I go, I gotta I gotta flush that thought out.

924
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 3: The inherent and incessant need for children to be in

925
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 3: the mind, send them back to the mines.

926
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 2: Why were they doing that? Like, why were they putting

927
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:32,879
Speaker 2: kids in the.

928
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 3: Mind because they're like the canaries that like if there's

929
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 3: like a toxic gas, they like the canaries die first

930
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 3: and the children died. No, it's because they're little and

931
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 3: they can get in the small spaces. That's why they're

932
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,799
Speaker 3: like chimney sweeps too, because they can fit inside the chimney.

933
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 2: Oh, I never forget.

934
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: There's this one man who works at a cafe in

935
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 1: Paris that we went to and I literally was like,

936
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 1: why do I feel like he lives in a home

937
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 1: where he's the chimney sweeper. He gave me that vibe,

938
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,399
Speaker 1: Like he gave me the vibe that if he came

939
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: back to the table to give me my coffee, that

940
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 1: he'd have a little bit of coal on his face.

941
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 1: And he was really nice and like kind of sexy,

942
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,919
Speaker 1: but like something about him. I was like, I feel

943
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: like he lives in like a dripping home. Does that

944
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 1: make sense? Like he just had sad eyes, like he

945
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 1: felt like he was transported here from like the nineteen

946
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: thirteen bruh Okay.

947
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 3: I was like, damn, Like that is such a funny

948
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 3: thought for me to come up with the minds one percent.

949
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 3: Definitely saw this at some point and so uh, pat

950
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 3: because I was like, there's no.

951
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 2: Way, yeah, because that's a really funny day.

952
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 3: That's so funny.

953
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 2: That's a really funny joke, and there's no way you

954
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 2: would say.

955
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 3: Something underscore pat Y Supreme Patty. Yeah, but it is

956
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 3: put was that Patrese dad slash Daddy No. One eighteen

957
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 3: and younger is aloud on their profile, so proceed with caution.

958
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 3: Hate that. I hate that so much. But yeah, I've

959
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 3: also been thinking about Elon Musk and this is really

960
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 3: hard for me to admit, but I was blinded and

961
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 3: I was wrong. He's a fucking freakazoid freak bitch and

962
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 3: I can't even actually believe that I ever looked at

963
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 3: that man and was like, Oh, he's an innovator, like

964
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,919
Speaker 3: he's actually doing things, because he's literally not, like he's

965
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 3: not doing that. It's inhumanly impossible for someone to run

966
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 3: that many companies all on their own and make up

967
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 3: all the ideas and shit noothing. Yeah, he's just not chill.

968
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:40,399
Speaker 3: But also the other thing is is with the whole

969
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 3: Twitter shit, he's just rage baiting everyone, like y'all literally

970
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 3: just need to stop falling for rage bait at all.

971
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 3: Everything is rage bait to increase the numbers on Twitter,

972
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 3: he says this insane shit, so people go and interact

973
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 3: with him, so he can go to the board meetings

974
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 3: and be like, look like this, this is how much

975
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 3: Twitter has really and since I bought it, No, just

976
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,919
Speaker 3: stop interacting with it. Let fucking Twitter die.

977
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 2: Should we just like blow up the Twitter offices.

978
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 3: There's nobody in it from the beginning, Yeah, we've been saying.

979
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 2: Because there's no one in it anymore.

980
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 3: So why did we low key predict the downfall of

981
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:20,399
Speaker 3: Twitter when episode probably like seventeen or some shit.

982
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:22,359
Speaker 1: Well, it's because we had an in and we knew

983
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 1: he was gonna buy it, and we were like just waiting, Yeah.

984
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 3: Yep, yep, yeah. But yeah, I redact everything positive I've

985
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:33,800
Speaker 3: ever said about Elon MutS. However, I still want neuralink,

986
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 3: and I want to be the first human with neuralink.

987
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 1: Oh, he's going to give you neuralink and just make

988
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 1: you like a Twitter worker.

989
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 3: He dead ass. He as killed twenty five hundred monkeys

990
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 3: for that shit.

991
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 2: No, he did not.

992
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:47,320
Speaker 3: Yes, And there's like a whole lawsuit being opened.

993
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,240
Speaker 2: Up about it, and doesn't it not work?

994
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 3: It probably works, I don't know if there's.

995
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 2: You not knowing if it works and still wanting it.

996
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 2: You just like you could just get a fake chip,

997
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 2: like I think there's like, like, what what are they called.

998
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: There's like under the skin like things you can get

999
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,439
Speaker 1: that like look like yeah, so just get a transderable

1000
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 1: chip so you can.

1001
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 3: See the craziest thing is vaccines. They literally put chips

1002
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 3: in us. We were talking about this with our friend

1003
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 3: the other night. They put chips in us with the

1004
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 3: fucking vaccines, and it was all TikTok. It wasn't the liberals,

1005
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:24,720
Speaker 3: it wasn't the conservatives. It was TikTok because that bitch,

1006
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 3: that fucking app algorithm is insane and it's a fucking

1007
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 3: chip under my skin, like measuring the levels of dopamine

1008
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 3: that when I have a good thought and it can

1009
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 3: fucking piece together the thoughts and put it onto my

1010
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 3: for you page Like it's crazy. It is sinister, dark

1011
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 3: sided evil.

1012
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 2: It's literally because it's just key logging and watching you,

1013
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 2: which I hate because I watched embarrassing things and I

1014
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 2: don't like.

1015
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: Like I don't mind being watched. I remember I got

1016
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: into a huge oh like a lot of porn. Yeah,

1017
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 1: but I what did you do yesterday? You gave it

1018
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: to the living room and I bullied you for three

1019
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: seconds and you're like, you can't.

1020
00:44:58,880 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 2: Mean at night.

1021
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 3: I'm going to my room and nig gets fucking mean

1022
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 3: and violent at night, so I have to leave. She

1023
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 3: attacked the size of my fucking penis.

1024
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 1: Which and I'm sorry because we all know that, Like

1025
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 1: that's like a point, like how big it is isn't

1026
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 1: insecurity for you?

1027
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I won a small penis. So when you

1028
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 3: say I have a small penis, it really hurts me

1029
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 3: because I yearn for that.

1030
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 2: You urinate for that. What the fuck was I just saying.

1031
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 3: We're not laughing at each other?

1032
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:31,720
Speaker 2: No, No, I was about TikTok.

1033
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 3: It was like I am, Oh, key Logs gave you

1034
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 3: all the porn you watch it, Keylogs, all the porn

1035
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 3: you want.

1036
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 1: Oh but I remember I got into the biggest argument

1037
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: with my acts about this at dinner once, like he

1038
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 1: was just like, oh, like, do you not care that

1039
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 1: you're being watched? Like that is not okay, Like it's

1040
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: not okay that we're being surveillance, and I was like,

1041
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 1: I don't care because I don't exist, like, and we

1042
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 1: got into the biggest argument about it, and now I'm like, damn,

1043
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 1: maybe he was onto something and like it is weird.

1044
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:01,799
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't give a fuck if they like

1045
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 3: sell my data, I don't care. The only thing I'm

1046
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 3: upset about is that they're selling my data. And I

1047
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 3: don't get money for you, because that's the only thing.

1048
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 3: I'm like, damn. But like everybody, like there was like

1049
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:15,399
Speaker 3: a bipartisan legislation like introduced to Congress to like band

1050
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 3: TikTok and America or whatever, and like there are so

1051
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 3: many other American owned companies that are doing the exact

1052
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,839
Speaker 3: same things they're trying to get TikTok for, but since

1053
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 3: it's Chinese owned.

1054
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,479
Speaker 2: They just want to like get rid of it because

1055
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 2: of that.

1056
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 3: But they're security risk. But like fucking Facebook and Twitter

1057
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 3: and everything is doing the exact same fucking thing they're doing,

1058
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 3: just probably not as good and they're not seeing any.

1059
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:45,479
Speaker 1: Igs like just as fucking like they have this observatory yeah,

1060
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,879
Speaker 1: because like literally, I mean everybody talks about all the time,

1061
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: like you see your ads change within your like interest,

1062
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: and it is key logging everything you do outside of

1063
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: that app, because why the fuck am I on a

1064
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: website outside of Instagram? And then when I open Instagram,

1065
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 1: that's my first act because it's just watching everything.

1066
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 2: I do on my phone, So that means it is

1067
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 2: seeing my tits.

1068
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, damn, you've showed ig your tits, but you haven't

1069
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 3: showed me your tits in three hours, so let's fucking do.

1070
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:13,880
Speaker 2: You need to see them every three hours?

1071
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,840
Speaker 3: I need to see them every hour, maybe even every

1072
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 3: thirty minutes.

1073
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,320
Speaker 1: You don't like how are you forgetting what my tits

1074
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 1: look like? Is that why you need to see them

1075
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 1: so much?

1076
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 3: No? I just like them because they're nice boobs.

1077
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 2: And take a picture of the last time you have

1078
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 2: nice boobs?

1079
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1080
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 3: Shows for us? Thank you?

1081
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 2: Can I see your balls?

1082
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1083
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,240
Speaker 2: Can you lift your shots?

1084
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 3: I can lift it for me. But yeah, I don't know.

1085
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,720
Speaker 3: I think Drake is gay and is faking that he's straight,

1086
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 3: and he's definitely taken Molly with all of his homies

1087
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 3: and gay experiences and made out with each other as

1088
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,439
Speaker 3: a joke or as a bit, but it's turned out

1089
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 3: to be real and I'm just kind of like there's

1090
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 3: something a little suss about having forty three failed proposals.

1091
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 3: Let's talk about it. That's a little weird.

1092
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 2: Any man who's like that hyper obsessed with women. I'm like,

1093
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 2: maybe you're looking in the wrong box and everything.

1094
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 3: You're looking at the wrong box, you should look at

1095
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 3: a clock. I don't know, I really don't know, but yeah,

1096
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 3: I think Drake might be a little gay. But that's

1097
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 3: my opinion, not Enya is. Because if Drake came into

1098
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 3: this house right now, yeah, I Sally, I think I'm

1099
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 3: almost to that point too where I would like, yeah,

1100
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 3: I'd bone Drake, even.

1101
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 2: Though he's like really embarrassing.

1102
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 1: He's just so embarrassing that last album, like he'd said

1103
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 1: a lot of things where I was like, you were

1104
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,879
Speaker 1: so embarrassing and you need to actually shut the fuck up, dude.

1105
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 3: I love how you listen to music because you listen

1106
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 3: to it and you're like, I fucking hate this. This

1107
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 3: is the worst album I've ever made, but then you

1108
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,280
Speaker 3: listen to it over and over.

1109
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: Okay, to be fair, because there are always like songs

1110
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: out of the albums that I'm like, this is lit.

1111
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,839
Speaker 1: But then you know what happens is because I don't

1112
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 1: make a playlist of it because I'm a cunt and

1113
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: a piece of shit, and I listen to things that

1114
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: I don't want on my Spotify on Apple Music, so

1115
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 1: I'm not making if.

1116
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 3: I play make playlists on Spotify or app us.

1117
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 2: You can, but I'm just like too lazy. So I'll

1118
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 2: like go in and cue songs.

1119
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: But as I'm getting ready, the album will just start

1120
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: to play, and then I become like a forever twenty

1121
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 1: one consumer in the terms of like I'm in the

1122
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 1: store and I'm listening to it, and like when you

1123
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: first enter the store, you're like, this is the worst

1124
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: shit ever. And then as you're like in the store

1125
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: for long enough, you're like it drowns out and you

1126
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: don't know what it was.

1127
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 3: That store in Japan, the no the electronics one we went.

1128
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 2: To, Oh, book Off. Yeah, it's like in book Off.

1129
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 3: Book hardf In hard Off, there's like this like uh

1130
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 3: thrift store that sells like strictly electronics, like musical instrument

1131
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:40,239
Speaker 3: instruments or whatever. But it is insane. I don't know

1132
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 3: what the tactic behind this is or like what the

1133
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 3: reasoning behind it is, but there is a song that

1134
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 3: plays over it.

1135
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,320
Speaker 2: It's like any stores song over.

1136
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 3: Again and it plays like infinitely forever, and could you

1137
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 3: imagine being a worker there, Like at some point like

1138
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:58,399
Speaker 3: I tuned it out, but like, yeah, I don't know it.

1139
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: Sounds you start off every day like tuning it out,

1140
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 1: which has to be a lot of brain work.

1141
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 2: Also, this is just a funny tidbit, but.

1142
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 3: Like your gatar being awful.

1143
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:09,879
Speaker 1: Okay, I was gonna say that, but I was gonna

1144
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 1: say me and Ryan showing each other our pubes.

1145
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 2: Because you're like, oh yeah, We're like, what's it yours

1146
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 2: look like?

1147
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,839
Speaker 1: And we've seen each other naked, but like we haven't

1148
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 1: like given it a good look.

1149
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,879
Speaker 3: So I want to join, but.

1150
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 2: I know you got jealous.

1151
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 3: Weird for me to show you my pubes.

1152
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 2: Actually, at this point, no, it, I don't think it

1153
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 2: would be very weird. I just don't want to see it.

1154
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, because because I'm like, I also.

1155
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,959
Speaker 3: Have not shaved in a very long.

1156
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 2: That's what everyone's saying. I was like, y'all needs to

1157
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 2: get a group. You don't even give it a good trim, like.

1158
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:41,320
Speaker 3: Because I'm fucking celibate. I literally don't need to.

1159
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 2: True true, but I do because Christmas.

1160
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: But I give it a trim because like sometimes when

1161
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:51,240
Speaker 1: that shit gets too long, it like makes my coochie sore.

1162
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 2: And I think it's because it's like.

1163
00:50:53,000 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 3: No, mine is so long that it's like soft.

1164
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:09,320
Speaker 2: I hate that. Hm well no, like like I don't know, okay,

1165
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 2: It's like when I'm on my period sometimes sometimes like

1166
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,280
Speaker 2: my vulva just hurts, like it's sore for some reason

1167
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 2: and like a massage.

1168
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 3: Hell next time, just let me know.

1169
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna let you know.

1170
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 3: Okay. This is something I've actually been thinking about for

1171
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 3: a while, is when you're on your periods and like

1172
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 3: your uterus and shit hurts, just shut the fuck up.

1173
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say stupid joke, like just

1174
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 1: like let me get in there and fucking like grab,

1175
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: That's what I.

1176
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 3: Was gonna say, but I was like, let me not

1177
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 3: say that.

1178
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So instead the safe bet was to say,

1179
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up.

1180
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 3: Stop fucking complaining.

1181
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: As I've gotten older, why are my periods getting like

1182
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 1: actually like they're starting to hurt? And I used I

1183
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: used to never ever get cramps, and this last one

1184
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 1: was like hard enough and like bad enough that I

1185
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 1: had to take like medication and that has never happened

1186
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: to me, and I refuse to let that happen.

1187
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 2: So I don't know what the fun I'm gonna do.

1188
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 2: I'm either gonna kill myself or like get those things removed.

1189
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 3: You either kill yourself or get killed.

1190
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 2: So fucking right.

1191
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that was like that was like the first

1192
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 1: piece of like comedy content that I consumed, and I

1193
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:24,720
Speaker 1: was like, that is like so.

1194
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 3: Rooted in true shocking, like that that is on the

1195
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 3: same level as be bisexual hot chips. Yeah, like that

1196
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 3: is on the same level, probably a little higher, but

1197
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 3: like literally think about it. You either kill yourself or

1198
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 3: you get killed. Yeah, your body kills yourself. Oh my god,

1199
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 3: wow damn. But yeah, I gotta stop saying I'm gonna

1200
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 3: kill myself. I just why because I'm gonna kill myself

1201
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:55,840
Speaker 3: if I keep saying it right right, No, it's just

1202
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 3: a little violent, but I get all of the violence

1203
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,240
Speaker 3: and hatred in anger and negativity out of my life.

1204
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 3: Really trying hard to we work together, babes. You can't

1205
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,919
Speaker 3: go right, I know, it really is so hard when

1206
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 3: you're so mean.

1207
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,359
Speaker 2: If people were just nice like.

1208
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 3: Me, oh, when you I was like, you mean the

1209
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 3: world would end.

1210
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:18,879
Speaker 1: I was like, if everybody was like as nice as

1211
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 1: I was, like, it would be so lit, but the

1212
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,720
Speaker 1: world would explode. Also, I took that from you because

1213
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 1: you said it. You were like, why can't.

1214
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 2: Everybody just be nice like me? And you signed you

1215
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 2: like per like you thought about it, and You're like,

1216
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,879
Speaker 2: I'm not that nice, Like.

1217
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, no, no, no, see, I would be nice.

1218
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 3: It's like the same idea as like addicts, like when

1219
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:49,840
Speaker 3: you're surrounded by people that are also like doing drugs

1220
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 3: with you or doing the same drugs and you consider

1221
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,719
Speaker 3: them friends and you see them all the time, or

1222
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:57,799
Speaker 3: like in my case, like all of my friends smoke

1223
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 3: puff bars and I'm trying so hard to quits, but

1224
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 3: then they come around and blow puff bar smoke in

1225
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 3: my face and I'm like, oh, let me hit that,

1226
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 3: And then I get back on the fucking wagon, or

1227
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 3: I fall back off the wagon. It's like the same

1228
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 3: idea with like negativity and hatred for me, Like I

1229
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 3: try to practice it, but then I get around in

1230
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 3: you and know Ryan and see them hating on people,

1231
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,919
Speaker 3: and I'm like, damn, you know what, this is fucking fun,

1232
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:23,479
Speaker 3: and I like this fall back on I.

1233
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 1: Still like I just I think everybody is a hater

1234
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 1: and the people who like act like they don't hate

1235
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:29,840
Speaker 1: on anybody.

1236
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're lying, because like it is so within

1237
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 2: human nature to like.

1238
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 1: Be competitive or be like like easily upset or like

1239
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,879
Speaker 1: just have like these weird bias that you maybe don't

1240
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 1: understand and maybe they're rooted in Like again, like I

1241
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 1: was saying, like projecting insecurities and stuff, but like I

1242
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 1: know that I am flawed, so like I don't I

1243
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: will continue to be a bitch.

1244
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 2: But also I'd like to think that it's like a

1245
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 2: lot of it is like.

1246
00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:58,359
Speaker 3: There's a difference. There's a difference, like there are some

1247
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 3: people that are just hateful and fucking mean, and like

1248
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 3: actually every every single person or like thing that like

1249
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 3: upsets us, Like it's not real, like we're not actually

1250
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 3: upset by this, just and you just needs something to

1251
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 3: be angry at it. That's what I've been saying lately,

1252
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 3: is that if there isn't if Enya doesn't have a

1253
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,360
Speaker 3: person to be upset with, she will find one and

1254
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:24,760
Speaker 3: we'll be upset with that personally.

1255
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,880
Speaker 1: But it's like upset like behind closed doors, and like

1256
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:29,959
Speaker 1: it never leaves like between.

1257
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 3: Me and Drew.

1258
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:33,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, And that's okay, that's okay. I'm a little fake.

1259
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 3: You're a little flawed, a little fake, but we all are.

1260
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 3: But yeah, like I'm trust me, like I like, I

1261
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 3: do believe that everybody is judgmental to their core. But

1262
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 3: I'm just like trying not to put that.

1263
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:46,800
Speaker 2: I can't we be kind?

1264
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,279
Speaker 3: Yeah? Literally? Why can we be kind?

1265
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:52,879
Speaker 2: Christmas? Christmas is in two days when this comes out,

1266
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 2: think about that. But right now it seems so far away, and.

1267
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 3: All the gifts that I got from my family have

1268
00:55:59,120 --> 00:55:59,839
Speaker 3: not gotten here.

1269
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't.

1270
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 1: Finished ordering my gifts and I'm gonna get fucked. Way

1271
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 1: did you order them here to take there?

1272
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 2: Oh no, but.

1273
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:10,240
Speaker 3: It's just two books and like a three DS case

1274
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 3: and a three D s Oh my god.

1275
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 2: We kissed?

1276
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 3: Holy shit, we just kissed.

1277
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,800
Speaker 2: Wait did we actually just kiss You kissed me? Yeah?

1278
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:21,760
Speaker 3: I am so sorry for touching your lips with my finger.

1279
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 2: Because I know you fucking kissed and you didn't.

1280
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:26,240
Speaker 3: I shoved them up my ass this morning and I

1281
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 3: washed my hands, but I didn't get under the nail,

1282
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 3: and they were ship under my nail. After I was

1283
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 3: like fingering myself all fucking morning.

1284
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,360
Speaker 2: All morning, damn bitch. Yeah, it was a big it

1285
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 2: was a big thing in the am.

1286
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,800
Speaker 3: Wait tell me why I kissed the girl?

1287
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 1: And I like, I know, like, are you gonna I

1288
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 1: feel like she wouldn't not just I was like, are

1289
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:46,320
Speaker 1: you gonna let.

1290
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:46,840
Speaker 2: The people know?

1291
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 3: Should I?

1292
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 2: No? No, no, let's keep it a secret, your secret kiss.

1293
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 3: I kissed the girl on the second day, on the

1294
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:59,959
Speaker 3: second day and the second date in a week.

1295
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 2: I know. Do you think do you think y'all are

1296
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 2: going to get together? And I can just watch forever.

1297
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,880
Speaker 3: I think we are in a throutle situation.

1298
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,360
Speaker 2: Next, yeah, we are in a throuple situation.

1299
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:13,720
Speaker 3: But it's okay, but we need to have this person

1300
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:15,319
Speaker 3: on the podcast to talk about it.

1301
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: I know, so I won't go too far. But I'm

1302
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 1: a teas and no one can have me. Really, so

1303
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: I'm a throuple. Like I'm the watch I'm the observer.

1304
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you watches me and her and there's pegging involved,

1305
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 3: but we won't get him. I need to clarify that

1306
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 3: this isn't real. But I did kiss a girl, Yeah,

1307
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 3: he actually did.

1308
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,440
Speaker 2: And I got literally so horny when I.

1309
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,440
Speaker 3: Saw it, I know, and tell me why you got

1310
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 3: a little jealousy I got.

1311
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 2: I was like, I got jealous. I was like, should

1312
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 2: I join it? I was like no, no, no, I can't.

1313
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm just too prude and like I'm like,

1314
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, you got to do a few things for

1315
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 2: me before I before I get you on these lips.

1316
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,959
Speaker 3: But it's crazy that me and you have been best

1317
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 3: friends for this song and we having kissed.

1318
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 1: I was thinking about that this morning and then I

1319
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 1: was like, should we do like a New Year's kiss?

1320
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:06,440
Speaker 1: But I'm like, oh no, that's like two. But it

1321
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 1: is crazy how I never have kissed like any of

1322
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 1: y'all New Years.

1323
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 2: I've kissed Oryan.

1324
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 3: I've literally kissed like every single one of these motherfuckers.

1325
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 2: Yeah have you kissed o Ryan?

1326
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 3: Yeah? Dawn, I'm the play with her boobs? Oh yeah,

1327
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:19,600
Speaker 3: I remember that.

1328
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:22,080
Speaker 2: We all we all went in for like a reach.

1329
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 2: She had like a shirt on her tips for it,

1330
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 2: and we were all.

1331
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 6: Like literally like eight years old.

1332
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 2: We're like eight years old together.

1333
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 5: Left computer ye air playing the most searched porn things

1334
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 5: on the TV and going up to it like it's

1335
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 5: a presentation and pointing at it.

1336
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 3: So what is the.

1337
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 2: Pm v V? What is rub Yeah, look, hey, look

1338
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 2: that up.

1339
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 1: But there's this there's this thing that like I feel

1340
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 1: like everybody on YouTube has seen it, like everybody who

1341
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:58,200
Speaker 1: has access to an iPhone, where it's like ten boys

1342
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 1: and ten girls get left alone for like days without

1343
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 1: adult supervision and they're just watched by a camera crew

1344
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 1: and like how they interact.

1345
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 2: And like how they move around, And that's literally our

1346
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 2: friend group.

1347
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 1: When we get left in a house, it's like ten

1348
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 1: like boys and then like two girls who have morphed

1349
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 1: into boys in that moment, and we're all just like

1350
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 1: literally playing hide and seek, hiding things from each other,

1351
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 1: leaving snack crumbs everywhere, and then like going after each

1352
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 1: other to clean up, and then immediately they're being a

1353
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 1: message that.

1354
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 3: Was the most angering shit is I cleaned up for

1355
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 3: literally two hours before I went to bed, and then

1356
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 3: I came down in the morning and it was a

1357
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 3: disaster war zone. I know.

1358
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:36,959
Speaker 1: The boys in our group do not pick up after

1359
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 1: each other, after themselves, like it's crazy.

1360
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 3: It is disgusting, And if you're hearing this, I love

1361
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 3: you with my whole heart, but please fucking put a.

1362
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:48,960
Speaker 2: Dish, get a grip. But yeah, I need to kiss

1363
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 2: everybody in the front group.

1364
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:53,800
Speaker 3: Now, well we might kiss next episode, so you just

1365
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 3: have to tip.

1366
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:56,280
Speaker 2: In, tip in.

1367
00:59:56,760 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what it is.

1368
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 2: Maybe if we kiss, it would be too real. Don't

1369
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 2: do it.

1370
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 3: You had a way for me doing this thing recently. Nice.

1371
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 1: You know what it is like, this is adding myself

1372
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 1: for a lot. But I have a really big kink

1373
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 1: about my head, like the back of my head, and

1374
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 1: I think that's what it is. Like it feels like

1375
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:22,960
Speaker 1: too real, Like this is really adding my but like

1376
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:25,160
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not that crazy, but it's like it's

1377
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,960
Speaker 1: like my like my head being like smooshed.

1378
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 3: I'm with you, I'm with you, so in.

1379
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:41,920
Speaker 1: Your head when you're like holding the back of my head,

1380
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 1: it's like way too real.

1381
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 3: I think everybody is subtly homophobic and they don't want

1382
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 3: to talk about it and we're in there.

1383
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think everybody. I'm going to add to it.

1384
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:56,520
Speaker 2: But I think everybody has like subtle things that.

1385
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:59,080
Speaker 1: They don't realize they carry because like it's I mean

1386
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:02,240
Speaker 1: nobody especially I mean this generation, we've like we grew

1387
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 1: up and learned so much, but like we were not

1388
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:05,280
Speaker 1: raised on that information.

1389
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 2: No, so there's a lot of learning.

1390
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 8: I'm not homophobic. I just like, mm hmmm, I'm gonna

1391
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 8: make that. I'm just like boom.

1392
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 3: Oh mean, when I see a gay person.

1393
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:37,840
Speaker 5: That we haven't laughed all episode, that's it's like, no.

1394
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 2: Is it melting it? Oh lucky you? Oh wait, that's.

1395
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:44,240
Speaker 3: Gorgeous, fucking expensive ass candle.

1396
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 2: We're a really good fake throw up. I think that's

1397
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 2: what it is.

1398
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 3: Me when I know mean, when I mean when I

1399
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 3: see someone with acne.

1400
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:03,840
Speaker 2: That does really mean I was so you to me

1401
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:04,960
Speaker 2: when I was seventeen.

1402
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 3: No, literally mean, it's in my back right now.

1403
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 1: Okay, did I like go from having like acne, like

1404
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 1: assistic acne to no acne and then cistic acne.

1405
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:19,080
Speaker 3: Because all acne is hormonal and y'all are falling for

1406
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:19,800
Speaker 3: the scam.

1407
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 1: That it literally is because when I started having really

1408
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 1: really good sex with this person, I started getting really

1409
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:29,640
Speaker 1: bad acne and then it just became fucking mid and

1410
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:30,960
Speaker 1: I fucking tossed them to the girl.

1411
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 3: I also have this theory that if a baby is

1412
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 3: born with a head of hair, they won't bald in life.

1413
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 2: That's not true because I know some people who like

1414
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:46,600
Speaker 2: we had like a lot of hair and then they balded.

1415
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:47,600
Speaker 2: Isn't it not?

1416
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,480
Speaker 1: Is it not like you're like my so basically my

1417
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,000
Speaker 1: kid because of my dad not balding my kid.

1418
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's your mom's dad's hairlon is what you'll have.

1419
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 3: And I I don't believe that though, But I'm not balding,

1420
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:05,480
Speaker 3: and I should be balding if I was going to

1421
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 3: be bald but.

1422
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:08,880
Speaker 2: Maybe it'll just be an older thing. And then you

1423
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 2: get to be.

1424
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 3: If you're like a twenty something year old man and

1425
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:18,959
Speaker 3: you're balding, you need.

1426
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:28,680
Speaker 2: To sove me. I think balding can be sexy.

1427
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:30,120
Speaker 3: Oh I like her?

1428
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:31,560
Speaker 2: Can I touch your hat?

1429
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 3: It's just that fucking shit we were talking about in

1430
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 3: the beginning of the episode with Wana, like the extreme.

1431
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 1: Need to be taken care of when you felt lock

1432
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 1: thereof in your childhood. Even though I like the thing

1433
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 1: is I was taken care of, like very well, but

1434
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:49,040
Speaker 1: I still have like so many issues.

1435
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:53,120
Speaker 3: I literally just like I agree with what we're gonna say.

1436
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 1: Sorry, I was gonna say maybe it was because we

1437
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:58,840
Speaker 1: were too tended to for like a period of time,

1438
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:03,480
Speaker 1: so now we like really crave that like I crave

1439
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:09,000
Speaker 1: to be like taken care of, and like, yeah.

1440
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 3: I think for me, it's uh, there was just a

1441
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:16,600
Speaker 3: lot of bullshit regarding a specific parent that was going on,

1442
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:20,120
Speaker 3: and I didn't get the attention that I needed from

1443
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:23,760
Speaker 3: that person. So now I seek that attention and validation

1444
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:27,560
Speaker 3: via my sex life.

1445
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:32,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like, don't think that I necessarily like have

1446
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:34,560
Speaker 2: a real No, I know, I have my reasons.

1447
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:37,000
Speaker 1: I know my reasons, and I don't fucking care because

1448
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:37,800
Speaker 1: it feels good.

1449
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:40,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I like what I like, and I'm gonna

1450
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 3: get what i want, I know, and like the way

1451
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:44,280
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get what I want. I know.

1452
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:47,560
Speaker 1: Wait, are you actually gonna break your celibacy for Christmas?

1453
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:49,920
Speaker 1: Or oh, but you should do it for New Years

1454
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 1: so that you could be like, I have sex all

1455
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:55,120
Speaker 1: of twenty twenty two, which is like kind of a stretch,

1456
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:57,080
Speaker 1: but like when it's like that small of a lie,

1457
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,160
Speaker 1: it's not a lie anymore.

1458
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:01,200
Speaker 3: That is tea. I'm I'm gonna see how I feel

1459
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:04,680
Speaker 3: when I get there because I'm not gonna like go

1460
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 3: seeking it. Yeah, like if it happens, it happens. But

1461
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:11,640
Speaker 3: you were soremar Is coming right now to drop off

1462
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:12,520
Speaker 3: a courage bagel.

1463
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:14,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you kidding?

1464
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:16,160
Speaker 3: Only half of one though, and it's for.

1465
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 2: Me, bitch. Why would you tell me that?

1466
01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:20,600
Speaker 3: Because I'm lit and you're not.

1467
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,440
Speaker 2: You know what I is annoying?

1468
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:25,760
Speaker 3: No, but we can share it though, But they put

1469
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:28,560
Speaker 3: cream cheese on it, and Zamar doesn't want cream cheese. Dude.

1470
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:31,320
Speaker 3: It's crazy that we live six minutes from Zamar in

1471
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:36,560
Speaker 3: six minutes from petra Um.

1472
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:41,480
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's crazy that I live in your head

1473
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:43,680
Speaker 1: because you're such a fucking hater you can't get oway.

1474
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:46,520
Speaker 3: Not me living in y'all fucking heads rent free, bitch,

1475
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:47,680
Speaker 3: You're dumb.

1476
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:48,360
Speaker 2: You're done.

1477
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:51,240
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wait, I live in everybody's head rent free. That's

1478
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:54,320
Speaker 3: the thing is, like, people want me.

1479
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:57,440
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, thank you guys so much for listening to

1480
01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:59,120
Speaker 1: this episode.

1481
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:00,760
Speaker 2: I hope, hope everybody has.

1482
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:06,040
Speaker 1: A hot, hoppy a happy holiday season. If you don't celebrate,

1483
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:08,440
Speaker 1: I hope you're having a good week, a good end

1484
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:10,840
Speaker 1: of the year. If you don't get to be with

1485
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:14,320
Speaker 1: family for whatever reasons that may be, I hope you

1486
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:15,280
Speaker 1: are around.

1487
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 3: Your chosen family.

1488
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:20,560
Speaker 1: I hope you are around your chosen family. And if

1489
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,160
Speaker 1: you can't be around your chosen family.

1490
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:26,040
Speaker 2: Just know that and will true love will find you

1491
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:26,800
Speaker 2: in the end.

1492
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:30,520
Speaker 3: True love will find you and the end.

1493
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:32,680
Speaker 1: And I know the holidays can be very hard for

1494
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:35,520
Speaker 1: some people, so I hope that we were able to

1495
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:37,440
Speaker 1: keep you company.

1496
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:40,120
Speaker 3: It's been getting it's been getting there for me lately,

1497
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:45,160
Speaker 3: I've been having a difficult time with the holidays. Yeah,

1498
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:47,120
Speaker 3: but you're seeing your herd.

1499
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:51,080
Speaker 2: There can still be happiness within your within.

1500
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,800
Speaker 3: Your loneliness and you love, peace and love.

1501
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:56,040
Speaker 2: And if you're with your family, good luck.

1502
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:04,320
Speaker 3: If you're with uh, Okay, let's do some media mediocre.

1503
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:10,160
Speaker 3: So I've been listening to Selected Ambient Works Volume two

1504
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:17,080
Speaker 3: by AFX twin specifically got It, uh one, three h

1505
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:23,080
Speaker 3: thirteen and twenty. Those are really fucking lit songs. Um.

1506
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:29,160
Speaker 3: Then I've also been listening to The Powers that Be

1507
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:33,800
Speaker 3: by Death Grips Billy not really say hey kid umm

1508
01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:40,800
Speaker 3: in s. But the craziest thing is that Death Grips

1509
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:43,160
Speaker 3: is going on fucking tour again, and wait, when are

1510
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:46,080
Speaker 3: they coming to la in May? And I'm going they're

1511
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:47,880
Speaker 3: doing that, I think the Palladium or some shit, And

1512
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:49,880
Speaker 3: I don't want to be in the fucking pit because

1513
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:52,560
Speaker 3: I'm scared of being in the pit, so I think

1514
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:54,440
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna spend a little bit extra money and

1515
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:56,960
Speaker 3: go sit down. But also like it's a fucking death

1516
01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:57,400
Speaker 3: grip show.

1517
01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:00,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to move around, I'll go with you.

1518
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:07,040
Speaker 3: And then what's the fucking song? The song you had

1519
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:10,560
Speaker 3: playing in the cabin. I really loved the Eyes are

1520
01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:12,240
Speaker 3: a Mosaic moaic.

1521
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:15,040
Speaker 2: That's like my favorite. That's my favorite fucking album.

1522
01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:16,479
Speaker 1: And I don't but I don't think it's in the

1523
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:18,240
Speaker 1: set that Christian got me because I was like, oh,

1524
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:19,360
Speaker 1: I need to buy that. He was like, it's in

1525
01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:20,760
Speaker 1: the set, and I was like, I don't think that's

1526
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:22,559
Speaker 1: in the set because I remember when I was looking.

1527
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:25,120
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna see. But that's like, that album is

1528
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:29,439
Speaker 2: so good. The album ce Swallow Me, and it reminds me.

1529
01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:31,559
Speaker 1: Of like Summertime, which sucks because it's like a really

1530
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:34,040
Speaker 1: good winter album. But that album kind of reminds me

1531
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:37,160
Speaker 1: more of summertime than wintertime. But it felt good listening

1532
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:45,240
Speaker 1: my listens for the week alone in Kyoto by Air.

1533
01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:50,440
Speaker 2: Shown by Ball Greasy.

1534
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:58,200
Speaker 1: Who just would have it sucked me off with no

1535
01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:01,040
Speaker 1: problem to all of it's gone, and you know what,

1536
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:03,360
Speaker 1: I'm talking about Mama, You're grown.

1537
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:07,599
Speaker 2: Greasy hater, the peer and the damned by iggy pop.

1538
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:09,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to tricks.

1539
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:15,800
Speaker 2: Point never you always act. That's like really the only

1540
01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:23,720
Speaker 2: And then of course I've been listening to Sissy's album like.

1541
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:31,040
Speaker 1: S O S Blind Far and Forgiveless are my favorite song.

1542
01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:35,120
Speaker 3: Forgiveless is so not enough attention on Forgively.

1543
01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:38,559
Speaker 2: I know, like I need, like I need a song

1544
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:40,599
Speaker 2: from Alone and Kyoto.

1545
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:46,120
Speaker 3: Yeah no, I'm just adding it to a playlist because

1546
01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:49,120
Speaker 3: we just gave really fucking good media.

1547
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:52,880
Speaker 1: I was playing it in the car on the way

1548
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:58,519
Speaker 1: down Cascade by William Basinsky. But I think some of

1549
01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:01,120
Speaker 1: these have already said I've been like kind of just

1550
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:03,320
Speaker 1: listening to things. I just found a really good album,

1551
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:04,479
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to give it to y'all yet

1552
01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:07,080
Speaker 1: because I like to like have things for myself first

1553
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:08,280
Speaker 1: and then I give it to y'all.

1554
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:09,439
Speaker 2: You get me I.

1555
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:11,519
Speaker 3: Sleep from the Day by the Chemical Brothers.

1556
01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:17,600
Speaker 2: Okay, well, thank you guys so much for listening. Merry Christmas,

1557
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:21,200
Speaker 2: Happy Holidays. And you know what, sometimes it's not about

1558
01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:23,840
Speaker 2: the gift you get under the tree, It's about the

1559
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:24,719
Speaker 2: gift you.

1560
01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:28,959
Speaker 1: Get with the people you're around and the gifts of them.

1561
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:31,240
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Damn, I'm so smart.

1562
01:10:31,439 --> 01:10:55,120
Speaker 6: Okay bye,