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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Saturday

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Speaker 1: Night Live Chris Catan March thirteenth through the fifteenth. Tickets

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Speaker 1: are available at Parlorlive dot com and you can call

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Speaker 1: four two five two eight nine seven thousand three on

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Speaker 1: the twenties, you was shutting two hundred bucks next. Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Seth McElroy. I'm calling from Towing. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Kathleen speaking. Hi. Kathleen. My supervisor told me

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Speaker 1: that you're planning to come down today to pick up

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Speaker 1: your Durango. Yes. I was going to come around between

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Speaker 1: three and three thirty. Okay, Well, I have some sort

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Speaker 1: of bad news regarding that vehicle. What do you mean

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Speaker 1: Will you ever have one of those I call him

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Speaker 1: whoopsie moments? Do you ever have one of those where

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Speaker 1: you just kind of do a bone headed thing and

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Speaker 1: you know you are you talking to me? Yeah? You

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Speaker 1: ever have one of those? How does this have anything

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Speaker 1: to do with my car? Well, I'm has filed something

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Speaker 1: that was stupid of me, and your car actually got

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Speaker 1: sent to the salvage yard. Yeah means well I called

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Speaker 1: over there about ten minutes ago and they had already

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Speaker 1: demolished the vehicle. Hold on it for a second. I

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Speaker 1: had to go outside. Okay, say that again. What did

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Speaker 1: you just say? I said that I accidentally sent your

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Speaker 1: card to the salvage yard and it has been destroyed.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? No, ma'am, I wish I was.

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Speaker 1: Did that happen? Well, it's like I told you, I

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Speaker 1: accidentally put the piece of paper with your car information

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Speaker 1: in the wrong pile. So accidentally. I mean, it was

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Speaker 1: a whoopsie moment. Like I said, we all have them,

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Speaker 1: and I just kind of don't have them. But it's

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Speaker 1: not just a WHOOPSI moment, like you're putting bolt in

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Speaker 1: something you're baking. Is if a card you're destroying. I've

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Speaker 1: already been authorized to replace your car. We've got a

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Speaker 1: few commission police cruises on a lot. You can just

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Speaker 1: pick any one of those a police car. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? A police car. I'm gonna drive around a

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Speaker 1: police car decommission. Like the lights and everything are awesome.

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Speaker 1: There's still great cars, wonderful condition. If there's wrong with you,

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Speaker 1: you can only really choose between black and white. But

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Speaker 1: any one of those cars is yours. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: drive a police car around. I don't care what color

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Speaker 1: it is. I don't meet my damn car back. There's

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Speaker 1: no way that your car is coming back. I know

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Speaker 1: that's hard. Don't leave that it's been sent to a

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Speaker 1: salvage yard and destroyed. Ma'am, you are finished tall ubcare you?

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Speaker 1: I can ascuse you. I'm gonna wait a second. Hey, wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: wait wait wait one second? Was yours a red Durango

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Speaker 1: or a black Durrango? It was a great Durrango. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: whoopsie another I had just had another whoopsie moment. I'm

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Speaker 1: looking at the wrong paperwork your Durrango's Are you hitting me?

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Speaker 1: That's a black one to the salvage yard. Oh I'm

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Speaker 1: full of them today, and that's funny. Are you shouldn't

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Speaker 1: someone else's car there? Well? Yeah, I must have, but

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Speaker 1: at least it's not your. I just want my car. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: no problem. Hey, your car is all good to go.

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Speaker 1: My car is there? Oh yeah good. I am having

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Speaker 1: the most off day ever. Somebody didn't have their coffee. Huh,

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Speaker 1: I'm shut up. Whoopsie. You are an incompetent piece of

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Speaker 1: and I never want to talk to you again. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but will you still listen to me? I have no

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Speaker 1: idea what you're talking about, unless this is another Whoopsie moment.

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Speaker 1: No no no, no, no no. I'm just asking if you

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Speaker 1: would still listen to my radio show because this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. I'm

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Speaker 1: Moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm on the radio. Yeah, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your boyfriend Charlie set you up. He says that you

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Speaker 1: always prank him and he wanted to get you back

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Speaker 1: this time. I had a hard attack. Here. I'm in

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Speaker 1: a bank. Okay, you're in a bank, freaking out getting money.

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Speaker 1: Whoop see sorry, yeah whoop sie All wake up every

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