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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jebils dirty little Secret. Sign

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret text in at four one

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Speaker 1: O six one. If you have a dirty secret, you

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Speaker 1: can tell us anything, literally, whatever you want, because we

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Speaker 1: keep everybody anonymous. And there's a person on the phone

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret right now. But

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Speaker 1: we didn't ask what his name is. Oh, I just

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Speaker 1: gave it away this anyway. We don't ask what your

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Speaker 1: name is. We give everybody a fake name. So I'll

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Speaker 1: say an adjective housewife, Alex freesh. We'll say it now

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Speaker 1: and then English having you say a name. Okay, that'll

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Speaker 1: be the name of the person on the phone. We

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Speaker 1: don't know what their real name is, but on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now to tell us a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Is paper Barbecue, Greg, Paper Barbecue Greg. What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Paper barbecue Greg? Hey man, I like that. I'll use

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Speaker 1: that in real life. I don't know how you would

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Speaker 1: earn that nickname, but it must have been fun a

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Speaker 1: wild weekend. Silky fingers fingers napkin, what's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: All right? I've been doing this since the first time

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Speaker 1: I ever stayed in a hotel and I opened the

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Speaker 1: drawer because you know, you know, tell you like, I

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Speaker 1: wonder what it's like in here, Like, what all do

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Speaker 1: they got my child? Oh? Do kids love going to hotels?

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Speaker 1: I mean I used to love it too. When I

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Speaker 1: was a kid, I would stay at a hotel, but

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Speaker 1: I never I mean they freak out when they get

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Speaker 1: to good hotel. I used still have the mini bar

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Speaker 1: my nine year old son, Jack's. He charged like two

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars once for long distance oh calling my phone?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, man. I'm gonna tell you though, every time

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Speaker 1: I stay in a hotel, when I see a family

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Speaker 1: with kids, like in the lobby, I'm like, you're screwed.

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Speaker 1: All the stuff out of the cold bar. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, if if if there's a mini bar at

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Speaker 1: a hotel and you have kids and prepare to spend

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Speaker 1: at least a million dollars, it's like having a kid

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Speaker 1: at Disney World. They want everything. Yeah, yeah, exactly, you'll

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Speaker 1: spend a lot of money anyway. So when I stay

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Speaker 1: in hotel rooms, I don't it's not so much what

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Speaker 1: I'm taking, what I'm giving back to the next person

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Speaker 1: to stay in the room. Yeah. So I always travel

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Speaker 1: with because you know, you've got to be prepared. I

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Speaker 1: always travel with a you know, a travel sized box

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Speaker 1: of condoms in the hope that one, you know, something

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Speaker 1: goes right way. But two I leave a single, unused

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Speaker 1: meaning like still wrapped up in the package condom in

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Speaker 1: the Book of Leviticus, the Bible and the Bible. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that is amazing. You leave a condom in the Bible, Yes, exactly,

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Speaker 1: just as like a boxy moron. Yeah, hoping that somebody

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Speaker 1: in like a moment of coming to you know, find religion,

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Speaker 1: finds instead like this is a sign that I should

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Speaker 1: not Yeah, or they're like, wow, I definitely need to

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Speaker 1: use these. Yeah. I guess. I guess it's you know,

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Speaker 1: you're being like, hey, be safe, that's fine. People usually

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Speaker 1: or leave money. Yeah, Like there's I think thing where

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Speaker 1: people put dollars in bibles. Yeah, so exactly, people leave money,

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Speaker 1: and you know, and I thought that was, you know,

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Speaker 1: that's that's a typical idea. But I was like, what's

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Speaker 1: the thing that when you need one you can never

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Speaker 1: find And it's like, if you need a condom, trying

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Speaker 1: to find a you know, like a pharmacy or something

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Speaker 1: in the nearby. Luck, Yeah, they sell them everywhere. I've

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Speaker 1: never had a problem finding them, but I would rather

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Speaker 1: find one in a Bible in a hotel room. It's

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Speaker 1: the coolest story. Yeah, noticed that it was ordained by

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Speaker 1: God or something. Yeah, and so you leave you always

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Speaker 1: leave it in the same spot. Yep, started a book

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Speaker 1: of Leviticus. Hilarious. I mean, nothing sexier in le Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it gets me good. All right, Well, thank you, very

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Now, if we find a condom in

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Speaker 1: a Bible in a hotel room, we know it's too

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Speaker 1: You know I've been there. Yea, then they've done that.

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