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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's NICKI Hello here I am

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Speaker 1: It's a Niculator podcast. I'm Nicky Glazer. We are here

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Speaker 1: in St. Louis. Andrew Colin is here. What's up? Andrew?

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Speaker 1: Nick yo? Noah is in Arizona. Noah was. You're in

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Speaker 1: a different space today physically, uh not really mentally physically

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Speaker 1: in New York. Oh you are? Yeah? I want my

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Speaker 1: dad so he's storing me in this little room. Well

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Speaker 1: that's You've got a good set up there. Thanks, Like

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Speaker 1: you got to go to mic stand. This is the

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Speaker 1: only part of the house that doesn't have some like

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Speaker 1: weird Romanian relic on the wall. What's like an example

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Speaker 1: of a Romanian relic he has? I wouldn't even know

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Speaker 1: what the weird like dolls, like weird dog figurines and things.

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Speaker 1: You have really white teeth too. Have you been whitening recently?

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Speaker 1: I think it's it might be well, I need to

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Speaker 1: get that ring light. Tooth whiting is so interesting because

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Speaker 1: you it works and your teeth look white because I

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Speaker 1: used a little light. You know, you put the stuff

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Speaker 1: and I put it in my invisiline trays and then

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Speaker 1: I just hold on the light and I read you

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Speaker 1: the light over and over like it says to do

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Speaker 1: it for three minutes, but I just keep going and

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Speaker 1: then my teeth will be so white. And then the

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Speaker 1: second I have a beverage, that is the second I

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Speaker 1: gargle with Dike Cola, Cola, What am I going over there? Yes,

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Speaker 1: some tab when I call it a big thing? I remember,

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Speaker 1: remember when you're younger. I remember when the first time

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Speaker 1: I rememver went to an open mic night with my

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Speaker 1: dad to see what the what it was like Andy Woodhall,

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Speaker 1: who is a comedian that is still out and about.

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Speaker 1: He's so good his He was his first time doing

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Speaker 1: stand up and that night I saw him go up

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Speaker 1: and I like loved his joke. He was like, I

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Speaker 1: think the next civil war is going to be over

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Speaker 1: whether you called it Sodor pop, and I thought that

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Speaker 1: was I was. I remember I went up to him

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Speaker 1: afterwards and I was like, I really like that joke

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Speaker 1: about the civil war. And it was his first time

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Speaker 1: on stage, which I did not know, and he never

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Speaker 1: forgot it. And then I ended up being obviously a

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Speaker 1: comic on the scene and he was like, you were

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Speaker 1: the one that came out to me on my first time.

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Speaker 1: I ever did stand up and told me that joke

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Speaker 1: was good, and uh, that's probably still doing it today. Probably,

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Speaker 1: I mean, maybe I'm not even lying. Like that's how

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Speaker 1: much it matters when someone, especially like a young cute girl,

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Speaker 1: probably for you know, he was a young cute boy,

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Speaker 1: was probably like he's like, that's why I've written thirty

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Speaker 1: hours on soda? And what did you call it? I mean, Florida,

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Speaker 1: I think is a soda land? Right? Soda? Yeah, soda

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Speaker 1: for sure. I think pop is more East Coast? Is

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Speaker 1: that right now? Were you a pop Chicago? Midwest? Oh? Yeah? Maybe?

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Speaker 1: Well I grew up in Ohio and Missouri. We called

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Speaker 1: it soda. My cousins called it pop. Yeah, let me

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Speaker 1: get a pop. When we moved here, there were a

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Speaker 1: lot of things that people said that we were just like,

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Speaker 1: what the fuck trash here? Honestly, white trash is one

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Speaker 1: of them that they burned in our zoysia yard. Is

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Speaker 1: that the idea of someone getting a white person getting

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Speaker 1: more mad at another white prayer another person being even whiter.

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Speaker 1: White trash is so mean, but it's so it's such

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Speaker 1: a good It's a crispy word. Is white trash? Trash

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Speaker 1: is just like it's got it's one syllable, yet it

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Speaker 1: has so much trash because white is kind of looked

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Speaker 1: at as angelic and uh, you know for a wedding

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Speaker 1: and then trash. It's a nice combo. It's a nice balance. Well,

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Speaker 1: that is an interesting thing that you say that that

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Speaker 1: was one of the words. In Cincinnati we called white

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Speaker 1: trash hillbillies, and here in St. Louis they called them. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, what do you think they call him

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Speaker 1: white trash. No, I know, rednecks. No, that's I think

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Speaker 1: that's more South, and that's more like celebrating, like I'm

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Speaker 1: a red nick. It's not like derogatory, um Hoosiers, whereas

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Speaker 1: in Ohio Hoosiers were like, that's the Indiana team, that's

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Speaker 1: no one used hillbilly, and we were I mean, we

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Speaker 1: had songs about hill billies. My sister made a song

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Speaker 1: that was like, hey, Billy's busting up the town. He

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Speaker 1: Billy's running naked all around, Billy's having lots of fun.

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Speaker 1: Hey Billy's gotta get one. I don't know why you

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Speaker 1: gotta get one. Yeah, Hey, Billy's wasn't up the town. Hey,

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Speaker 1: Billy's un naked all around here. Billy's having lots of

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Speaker 1: fun here, Billy is gonna get wont that was? That

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Speaker 1: was fun. My sister used to do like a jake

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Speaker 1: where she was almost very similar to that. Incredible that

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Speaker 1: that came out of you. I just want to hold

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Speaker 1: a not a teapot. What are it is? A jug? Oh? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What did they call it? Something else? A jug man? Oh?

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Speaker 1: That's another. I think there's two different names for canteen. Oh.

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Speaker 1: My biggest word that I used to funk up was

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Speaker 1: that people go, what did you say? Where are you from?

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Speaker 1: Was um c O M P A S S. Wait,

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Speaker 1: what's that? C O M P A S S. How

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Speaker 1: do you say it? Ce O compass? Yeah? People say compass,

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Speaker 1: but to me, I was like, it's not c U

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Speaker 1: M it's compass. Oh or I thought you were going

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Speaker 1: to say, come pass on my chest. Yeah, there's a

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Speaker 1: there's a a little valley. It's the Compass. It's the

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Speaker 1: never ending story where the two things blood coming down.

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Speaker 1: Um um yeah yeah, I don't canteen. I love the canteen.

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Speaker 1: I love the feel of a canteen. Yeah, that metal,

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Speaker 1: and then you would put like a cover over. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, there was a very nice texture. Kerson had

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Speaker 1: one in our base sit and we used to film

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Speaker 1: a video of a homeless man who had a record release.

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Speaker 1: I think I talked about it before. Okay, so there

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Speaker 1: was this. We did a series of videos. We were

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Speaker 1: again I hate to brag, but I was. We were

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Speaker 1: so funny. Kerson is one of the funniest people a lot,

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Speaker 1: and so she really inspired a lot of this. But um,

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Speaker 1: we had this canteen. We would put on a bunch

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Speaker 1: would do the voice over that was like he's back

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Speaker 1: with another album and it was just like me just this.

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Speaker 1: We would do jump cuts, like we would just press

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Speaker 1: like it was so weird. We were so weird. And

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Speaker 1: remember her mom came to the top of the stairs

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Speaker 1: and was like, girl, Princess Diana's dead, and we were

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Speaker 1: just like, we're you're sucking up our shot man Like

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Speaker 1: it mattered to the world. Um, but do you remember

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Speaker 1: you You don't remember where you were for nine eleven,

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Speaker 1: Diana Dane. I think I was. I think I think

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Speaker 1: I was driving behind her. I don't know. Was that

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Speaker 1: but it didn't really like affect me emotionally. I didn't understand,

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Speaker 1: chased by a paparazzo. And I mean, I don't think

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Speaker 1: anyone put that together until later. But mazz that's a

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Speaker 1: single interesting Yes. I also just found out that mido

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Speaker 1: condria is the plural of condron drawn d r o

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Speaker 1: n control what you recommended. Mito country is like the

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Speaker 1: the thing inside of a cell that is like the

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Speaker 1: center where all this stuff happens. All the energy happens.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm reading a book about sucking science

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Speaker 1: and the mind and enlightenment. Right now, I've gone through

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Speaker 1: like three pages, but so far things are positive. What's

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Speaker 1: what we're to get? Recommended it? My brother recommended it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: to like see positives in the world. That's Oh. I've

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Speaker 1: heard of this book where it's like about how everything's okay. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: People are talking about this book where it's like the

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Speaker 1: theme of the book as you get to the end

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Speaker 1: of it and things are getting better as opposed to

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Speaker 1: work actually essentially, yeah, and then after you read it,

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Speaker 1: you feel a lot better about the world. And I

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Speaker 1: don't want to be um lied too, So I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to read it. Well my two percent right now,

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Speaker 1: and I think that includes the introduction. I am so

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Speaker 1: sick of reductions. I've said this before. I've never read

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Speaker 1: an introduction. Why am I going to buy a book

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Speaker 1: forward forward? I'll forward this book to the trash. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to hear another I bought this book to

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Speaker 1: hear you, right, I don't want to hear your friend

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Speaker 1: tell me how good this book is. I bought it

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Speaker 1: already and I don't need you to give me a

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Speaker 1: synopsis of how good it or what's it's about? Started up,

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Speaker 1: it's what inspired to write it, Stop it, what happened

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Speaker 1: to just like for John, for mom, Like that's all

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Speaker 1: I will tell you do do authors not realize that forwards?

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Speaker 1: The only forward that I will say is worth reading

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Speaker 1: the book in but I do own it sona mom Cessian.

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Speaker 1: Um Uh is Conan's assistant, and he wrote the foreword

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Speaker 1: it on the subreddit. And it is so freaking funny,

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Speaker 1: as is the book. Because there's so many excerpts in

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Speaker 1: it is is the funniest person alive. Conan O'Brien, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to hear forward. I'm I can't even believe

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Speaker 1: we bought your book. You want your I think they

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Speaker 1: read they start they when they're at browsing at Barnes

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Speaker 1: and Noble. This must be based on like trying to

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Speaker 1: it's like the preview for your book. But you know

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Speaker 1: how long the trailer is? A half? Yeah, you want

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Speaker 1: double space. That's what the back of the book is for,

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Speaker 1: is to tell you what the book is about. Show

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Speaker 1: me a photo of the guy. Picture a black and

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Speaker 1: white picture of the guy at a corner. Tell me

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Speaker 1: the Canadian price. That's a couple of dollars more. Why

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Speaker 1: is it so expensive? I don't know why. It's worried

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Speaker 1: to get that at the end and they got more

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Speaker 1: trees there. They know it does work, though every time

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Speaker 1: it works, it makes you think that it's twelve dollars.

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Speaker 1: that's why they do it, is because people do think

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Speaker 1: people think that they're getting a deal when they're not.

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Speaker 1: They're saving a scent. But I feel we've talked about

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Speaker 1: this before. If something is thirteen zero zero, I see

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Speaker 1: see I Oh my god, too many high numbers. It

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Speaker 1: could be two. It's a free book. Ends with zero

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Speaker 1: seems so much more than Fuck you, dude. I'm not

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Speaker 1: this guy was loved, his grandma died and his girlfriend died.

423
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:28,119
Speaker 1: Now everyone's like, he's he's made up a story because

424
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 1: he's really gay. And that's literally every story it's it

425
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:35,119
Speaker 1: is wild. You're right, that's so that the cultures shifted

426
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,160
Speaker 1: so much something that would never never it just wouldn't

427
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 1: be the main maybe like people would be like he's

428
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,239
Speaker 1: probly good, you know, like in their privacy of their

429
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,920
Speaker 1: own thing on CNN, across going across on a scroll,

430
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 1: is he gay? The idea of nudity on the internet,

431
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 1: like not only fans is here where I'm not saying

432
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,479
Speaker 1: like you don't you know, but then was just like

433
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,040
Speaker 1: people fucking loved it and didn't see a problem with it.

434
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:04,679
Speaker 1: Now that would be fucking insane. It's like that's progress

435
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:09,119
Speaker 1: there is that we don't you know, landfast people for

436
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 1: being gay. Yeah, probably, and that we would probably. It

437
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 1: makes you think about what is happening right now that

438
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 1: will either not be cool, but there's also you know

439
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: the woke thing, the woke trend of like where it yeah, yeah,

440
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: where there's a lot of things that I think we're

441
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 1: going to pull back from that and we're going to

442
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 1: get a little bit more lax about stuff. And are

443
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 1: you finally did an interview and like are you gay?

444
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 1: And he goes, whoa far from it? Like he like

445
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:40,360
Speaker 1: had like like lean into the and the whole audience

446
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 1: goes and I'm like and like people are still like

447
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,479
Speaker 1: that about gay, Like there's still like that about I wonder,

448
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 1: I mean, as someone who's not gay at least I

449
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: don't think so yet or doesn't doesn't identify as bisexual

450
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 1: or anything, it's still must hurt mean to be gay.

451
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,719
Speaker 1: And then hear things in society that's still people go like,

452
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking kid, Like there's still this repulsion to

453
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 1: the idea that you might be gay and that person

454
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 1: we have not progressed that much. It becomes like part

455
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 1: of the d n A of like, I'm not gay,

456
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,160
Speaker 1: and then you go, well, that comes off a little homophobic,

457
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 1: and you're like, I'm the last person to be homophobic.

458
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: And it kind of reminds me of like when I

459
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 1: tell someone I'm Jewish, not in New York City and

460
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,160
Speaker 1: they go, you're a Jew, and it like comes off

461
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 1: like like in a way where they don't even mean

462
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,640
Speaker 1: to be. This happened at the gym the other day,

463
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 1: like whatever, someone at the gym you're Jewish, Well, actually

464
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 1: you look like a Jew. Like they were like saying

465
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 1: like that, and I'm not kidding you, I am not

466
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 1: excusing it. People in the Midwest are so fucking dumb

467
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 1: when it comes to Jewish people. We just don't know.

468
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,119
Speaker 1: I'm not saying, I'm not like mad, it just like

469
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 1: they don't even realize how it comes. Nathan Fielder's showed

470
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 1: rehearsal there is there. He is having this guy rehearse

471
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:03,679
Speaker 1: having a conversation with his brother about um this. You know,

472
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: the show is about rehearsing really tough things in life

473
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: that you're gearing up for, and so he's having a

474
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 1: conversation with his quote unquote brother played by An actor

475
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:14,159
Speaker 1: about his father's inheritance, and he's trying to get his

476
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: brother to give him some of it because his dad

477
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,400
Speaker 1: wanted it that way but didn't write him in the will,

478
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 1: and his brother thinks he's a gold digger, so he's

479
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: trying to convince him his brother like, my, my, my

480
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 1: girlfriend is not in this for money, Like if you

481
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: give me money, it's it's up to me what I

482
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 1: do with it, even if I do give it to her,

483
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 1: like dad wanted this way, and they start, I mean

484
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 1: this is in I think Oregon, you know again, Yeah,

485
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 1: And so within seconds no, but Nathan Fielder is standing

486
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 1: above them with his like little laptop around his shoulders,

487
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: monitoring this rehearsal, helping them practice. And then he's like,

488
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 1: don't be a jew about it, just like and he

489
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: starts saying, and Nathan is just like looking around like

490
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 1: whoo whoa, and he goes, I have to just get

491
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,880
Speaker 1: in your brother, the other brother, don't be a jew

492
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 1: about and give me some money. Essentially, it's telling the brother,

493
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 1: the actor brother, and Nathan goes, I have to say

494
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: know that the real guy with an actor. So the

495
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 1: real guy says that, and he says some other stuff too,

496
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 1: and Nathan is just like, Nathan goes, I feel this

497
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: is very it's anti semitic. And he goes and he's like,

498
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 1: but I don't want you to not say what he

499
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: would say. And he goes, is this a conversation you

500
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,400
Speaker 1: would have with your brother? And he's like, well, yeah,

501
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: that's how we talk. And he was like, well, it's

502
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 1: really reeking of anti Semitism, and and he was just

503
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 1: like he there was no acknowledge. He didn't this guy

504
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 1: is a sweet guy too, Like, there's no this guy's

505
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 1: you find out you could come to love this guy

506
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 1: for what he does for this old man, he says,

507
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: a sweet guy. He just doesn't know that. That's like,

508
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 1: I mean, that was my whole childhood. It's crazy people

509
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 1: you're still encountering it in St. Louis from adults. Well

510
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,679
Speaker 1: that it reminded me, like that conversation because living in

511
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 1: New York, there's no plight of the Jewish person in

512
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: New York City because New York all the Jewish people

513
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: they don't they don't really understand. They get anti Semitism

514
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 1: a little bit, but they you know, people are well

515
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 1: off and like there's a lot of Jewish people their

516
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: identity of like we're Jewish and like and loud about

517
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,959
Speaker 1: it and it's great. But then yeah, here or like

518
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: in Florida, like right when I hear that, I just,

519
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: you know, go right back to my childhood of but

520
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 1: that I heard that, So don't be a jew about it.

521
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 1: Don't be a Jew about like that. I didn't mind

522
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 1: Jewish jokes, but when it became such like a part

523
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: of the lexicon, you know, like, hey, don't be a

524
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: jew about it and pay extra or like dude, wait,

525
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 1: that's when I would get like a little upset. But

526
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: those same people again would literally like one day, would

527
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 1: give me money if I really needed it. They would

528
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 1: fight for me. They would They were really good friends,

529
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: but they were just ignorant, and it's just like, what

530
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 1: do you do with that. I don't, you know, they're

531
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 1: still my friends. I mean, I guess you could say

532
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: it hurts my feelings, but then you get called gay.

533
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean I was going to say it,

534
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 1: but I was having this conversation when we were watching

535
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: this with Chris about can you say jew if you're

536
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: not Jewish? He's I feel like it sounds derogatory, even

537
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 1: though it is the correct term. Well, no, Well, if

538
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: you're saying if you're just saying someone's Jewish and say oh,

539
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: they're a Jew, like, is that it sounds dear to me?

540
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: And I know that sounds Jewish, but it doesn't sound

541
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 1: it doesn't it sounds I guess because people who say

542
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: who talk derogatorially? How do you feel? Yeah, it's how

543
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: it said. It's the tone. I think, yeah, right, like

544
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: it is the tone, but there is something kind of

545
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: dirty about it. I agree, just say Jewish people. It's

546
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 1: like you say he's Jewish or she's Jewish, not a Jew.

547
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: I think it's you know, the way black he's black

548
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: and he's African American news to be. I think now

549
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: black culture has like adopted like we're black and that

550
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: is like a fine way to say that's bad. That's

551
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I can't say she is jew, she's

552
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: a Jew? Well, yeah, that's not that's not the but

553
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: I do feel And then I started to go, well,

554
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: is my feeling that it feels weird based on my

555
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: own like is I'm not? Am I not saying it

556
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: because I really want to like whatever it is comics

557
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: to a lot of times a Jew like is a punchline,

558
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 1: so we think of it. I think that's that's why,

559
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 1: because every joke about Jewish people is not like, oh,

560
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: don't be a Jewish person about this, it's don't be

561
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 1: you know, So it's always just a quicker Jews a

562
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: strong word. It's just like it's long. It's like clue, trash,

563
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 1: like the word I was saying before, Like it has

564
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: a lot of crunch in it. And I don't mean

565
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 1: to say, that's not what I was, just like the

566
00:30:54,800 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: phonics of it is like crunchy, sticky, don't mean I

567
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: I wept when I wasn't Jewish from my dad's twenty

568
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 1: three in me. I want to be too, it's so bad.

569
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: She was like, trash, No, it's it wasn't that. Put

570
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 1: it in and copy and paste. Yeah, cut that out

571
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: and then put it back in. Um. Yeah. Look, when

572
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 1: I grew up, I think I've told you a story

573
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: where I went to temple with my Christian Italian friend

574
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: on like a high holiday like Young Kippur or whatever.

575
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: Neo Nazi spray painted my whole temple like six million

576
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: left died juice swastikause, like all six million left. Yeah,

577
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 1: it's pretty clever, like, you know, because we six million

578
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 1: Jewish people were killed in the Holocaust, so six million

579
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: more to go, like the idea of like they only

580
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 1: killed half of you that's that's not a statistic, that

581
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: makes no sense. Well they're not the smartest people. Well

582
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: you said it. You just said it was good kind

583
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 1: of you really like it's pretty clever. I feel in

584
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 1: there's nothing too much credit anyhow, because I don't think

585
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: there was six million left. It was six million killed. Yeah,

586
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: like they left the earth or something. Yeah. I think

587
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: he was talking more like six million more to go,

588
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 1: like hypothetically like kind of thing. Like it was the

589
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: anti semantics. Don't be anti anti Semitic. Just let them be.

590
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: Let them have written what they wanted to write. And

591
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 1: I remember my buddy has never been to the synagogue before.

592
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,239
Speaker 1: He's never you know, so he's seen this. Was it

593
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: fresh paint, like it happened right before they did it

594
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 1: because it was the high Oh shit. And I just

595
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: remember my friend being like, has happened all the time,

596
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: like being like not, I think a funny job. You

597
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 1: should see. The people are so jealous of Jewish people

598
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: that I mean, that is that the so much hate

599
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: for different people comes from this and just jealousy that

600
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: you're not that you're not that, because I think that

601
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: there's reason to hate anyone unless you're jealous. Yeah, and

602
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: they don't believe in Jesus, or you feel threatened in

603
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 1: some way because you're jealous that they have something that

604
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 1: you want. Well, here's the weird thing is like when

605
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 1: I was in public school with a bunch of you know,

606
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 1: everyone pretty much had the same amount of middle income

607
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: lower I never heard granted I left in like fourth

608
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: fifth grade, fourth grade, but I never heard anything really

609
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: about your jew Jewish Like if anyone found out there,

610
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: it was nothing. And then I went to private school

611
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 1: called Christian School. Obviously there's going to be a little

612
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: bit maybe more anti Semitic parents, but I think it's

613
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 1: more about not just religion, but like Jewish people coming

614
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 1: and making money and taking their might in fridge on

615
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 1: our the things we want and where I live. You

616
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 1: still couldn't be you couldn't be a member of certain

617
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: country clubs. And that was just like if you're black

618
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: or Jewish, you can't be a member here. And those

619
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 1: were friends of like like that was not long ago,

620
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: but no one but then if you say this, I

621
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 1: don't think people want understand how weird it is to

622
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: be Jewish outside of like big cities. You know, yeah,

623
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 1: it really does get a little bit weird. But the

624
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: thing about it that's different from a black part, like

625
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: you don't have like you can say that people go, oh,

626
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: you look at but people don't know it by looking

627
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: at of course, of course, because we're sneaky, because we

628
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: could pass this way. Yeah, you guys are so set.

629
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so weird. Like I really do

630
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 1: remember the first time hearing like a Jewish stereotype was

631
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: when my dad was reading a joke of Sarah Silverman's

632
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 1: out of like the New Yorker, and I was probably

633
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 1: in high school, and it was like I was, you know,

634
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: I was molested by a doctor, which as a Jewish

635
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 1: girl is so bitter sweet, and I just didn't understand it.

636
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: I still am like kind of like wait what, I

637
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 1: don't get it. Every Jewish mother wants he had to

638
00:34:55,840 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 1: explain it to me, and I I understand anti Semitism

639
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,439
Speaker 1: is like heartbreaking, and but most of the stereotypes about

640
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: Jewish people are like kind of I never understood. I

641
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 1: was like, so they are good with money, and they

642
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: are good in Hollywood, and they're funny and they have

643
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,959
Speaker 1: like little curly tendrils on their head. Like what it

644
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 1: was bad about any that's like it just didn't seem

645
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: But you know, there's a history there that I wasn't

646
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 1: aware of. You, like, I would love to have curls.

647
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: That's where you're thing. I know, how do you did

648
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: you when you live in New York City? Did you

649
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 1: deal with anti Semitism or I don't want to like

650
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 1: talk for people that grew up in the city, but

651
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,399
Speaker 1: just from what I noticed, like when I would tell

652
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,280
Speaker 1: the jokes of being from the South and being Jewish,

653
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: they didn't hit as hard because I don't think people

654
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: lived it as much, you know, not Okay, so like

655
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: not that way. Honestly. I think because I grew up

656
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn and it's pretty culturally diverse and stuff, I

657
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 1: never really experienced anything directly anti Semitic. But I think

658
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: like through maturity or something, I realized that all those

659
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 1: Jewish jokes that I would laugh at, or even if

660
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: like they had like a positive connotation like Jews our

661
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: doctors or whatever, like, I realized that like that creates

662
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:19,760
Speaker 1: anti Semitism, so it's like, I don't know, I guess

663
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 1: like in that way, um, and then like having to

664
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 1: laugh at it is kind of like awkward. Oh yes,

665
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: so I mean I can only relate as the only

666
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 1: kind of I guess, not minority but disenfranchised group of

667
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,359
Speaker 1: which I'm a part of, as being a woman and

668
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:45,399
Speaker 1: jokes about like sexist jokes. You laugh because you want

669
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: to just get along with people, but yeah, because you

670
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:50,839
Speaker 1: want to get to it before anyone else can hurt you. Yes,

671
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 1: Dan Mints had an amazing joke this weekend. I went

672
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:57,399
Speaker 1: to go see Dan Mins in um St. Charles. He's

673
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: one of the best joke writers out there, and it

674
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 1: was so It was the first I'm I can remember

675
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: going to a comedy show ever and being served and

676
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: like getting there and sitting at a table and like

677
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,320
Speaker 1: having a comedy experience. It was so fun. If you

678
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,839
Speaker 1: gotta go see him. Dan Min's he does the voice

679
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 1: of Tina Belcher on Bob's Burger's, but he's he's one

680
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 1: of my favorite joke writers ever ever. It's just all

681
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 1: one liners. He's looking at it. He has a paper

682
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 1: and he does like two hundred jokes in a night jokes,

683
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 1: But some of my favorites were, um, having long hair

684
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: makes it really hard to get It makes it a

685
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: lot harder to get a job, especially because you're probably

686
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: a woman. And then the other one I really loved

687
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 1: was he was like, my wife is the only one

688
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: I've ever been with. The rest of the women were

689
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 1: nines or tens. When they don't land, that's hard. He

690
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: just keeps rolling through. He'll he'll address it and go like, well,

691
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: because he did up, he funked up a joke. He goes,

692
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: every bell is this snake skin belt. If you think,

693
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 1: if you really think about it, every belt is a

694
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 1: snake skin belt. And no one laughed, and he goes,

695
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 1: what did I say? Did I say? And we were

696
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,879
Speaker 1: just He goes, I should just tell you that, you guys,

697
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 1: that joke is too smart for you all to get

698
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: because there wasn't an aspect of it of like, was

699
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 1: that too over our heads? But he was like, no,

700
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 1: the joke is every snake is a snake skin belt.

701
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: He just up one word, which I've done before. When

702
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: I tell the joke sometimes and it gets nothing, I

703
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: either go I said it wrong or I already said

704
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: it And on to show nights. It frequently happens where

705
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 1: I have done the joke on the second show, I

706
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 1: will not know if I have done the joke twice

707
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 1: or because I know I've done it once, but I'm like,

708
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: did I do it in this set or did I

709
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 1: do in the set before? So you realize it on stage?

710
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: Now do you stop yourself? And God, did I do

711
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 1: that joke? And then if no, immediately people be like, yeah,

712
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 1: if you did it. Rarely happens that I did it.

713
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 1: I would say maybe one in one percent of times

714
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 1: I think I've said that joke, Have I actually said

715
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: it again? Because I will call it out because I

716
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 1: do not want people to go she I think of

717
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 1: us yea of some sort. That would be so crazy

718
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: if you did a half hour set and then the

719
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 1: same exact half hour but don't even address it. Would

720
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:20,840
Speaker 1: you like the rehearsal kind of thing? You know? What

721
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 1: happens often is that you have this happened all all

722
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: the time in the clubs. When I used to have

723
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: just like random people open for me, I wouldn't watch

724
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: their set and they would tackle a subject that then

725
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 1: I would tackle and there would be no connective tissue

726
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: to being like, I know you just heard about this,

727
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: and people would just be confounded. And then at the

728
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: end of the week, I'd catch this guy's set and

729
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: he's been doing the same set all week, and I go,

730
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 1: oh my god, I have been doing the same subject

731
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 1: matter very close to it, and these people must think

732
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,479
Speaker 1: I'm insane to have even gone. How does this guy

733
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 1: also have a baggy pussy? Don't wait? Did they hook up? That?

734
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: Is that why he knows that experience? Well? Yeah, it was,

735
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:05,280
Speaker 1: um what do you yeah? I mean it's uh, yeah,

736
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: it's funny, like I never have picked openers before. And

737
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 1: you have to kind of think about that a little

738
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 1: bit of like who what did they talk about? Well,

739
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,439
Speaker 1: not be dirtier than you have them, not um, talk

740
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: about things that you're going to talk about, like subject wise,

741
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:26,240
Speaker 1: because you can, like I've told you certain times opening

742
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 1: for me like don't talk about eating ass. And it's

743
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:30,359
Speaker 1: just it sounds like I'm like policing you, but it's

744
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: just because you can only ring that bell once. You're

745
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 1: very you're very kind about material of what I can.

746
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,320
Speaker 1: I mean, usually we don't have too many things that

747
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: cross over, but I've never felt once like keep it

748
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 1: clean or whatever. Like it's literally been one line or

749
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 1: one subject matter in three years, so it's like, but

750
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 1: that that is stuff to think about. You can go

751
00:40:54,320 --> 00:41:00,080
Speaker 1: see Andrew August Tuesday, UM coming up at zany is

752
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,320
Speaker 1: in Nashville, and you can see me in Vegas UM

753
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 1: on September two. I would love if you would go.

754
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 1: Benedict Polasy from UM F Boy is opening of me

755
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: a young or no? UM, Well, I always tell you

756
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 1: not to do the shirtless part, but I'm going to

757
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: actually ask him to include it in this UM. I'm

758
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: excited for him to do it. It's gonna be fun.

759
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,320
Speaker 1: Does India Where does he live? He lives in Indiana?

760
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,879
Speaker 1: I think yeah, I'm pretty sure. But he's flying out

761
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 1: for that, so that'll be fun. You'll get all. I

762
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 1: think we'll do a little Q and A about F

763
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 1: Boy Island. I'd love for people if you want to

764
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 1: plan a quick Las Vegas trip. It is UM Saturday,

765
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: September two, and it is my last show before I

766
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: have my chords uh taken out right? Now? Is there?

767
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: I don't even want to put this out there, but

768
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 1: I will because it's it's kind of fun to talk about.

769
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:03,399
Speaker 1: Are there chances at the surgery. But he's he said,

770
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,359
Speaker 1: in the thirty seven years i've been doing this, I've

771
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 1: never had someone not like He goes, you have to

772
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 1: understand the risks because they are there. But and he's

773
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 1: flying back from Israel the day before he gets in

774
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,439
Speaker 1: like that morning, and my mom was like I thought,

775
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 1: my mom, because my mom was at the pre up meeting,

776
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 1: and she was like, what about jet lag? Are you

777
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: gonna have that? And he goes, I'm a surgeon, I've

778
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: sleep anywhere. I like, yeah, she asked, it was a

779
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 1: good question. At first, thing thought she was talking about me.

780
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 1: I go, Mama, coming from St. Louis, it's gonna be

781
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: an hour different shut up about the jet lag. And

782
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: she was like no him, And I go, someone's actually

783
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:45,280
Speaker 1: a good point. Um. But I I talked to um.

784
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 1: A friend of mine had vocal cord surgery, John Mayer,

785
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 1: and I reached out to him this weekend because I

786
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: was having a lot of stress about it. That just

787
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 1: started like I was nothing but excited, but all of

788
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 1: a sudden, I'm like really scared about the three weeks

789
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:01,800
Speaker 1: if not talking like really like am I'm almost like

790
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 1: solitary confinement for my brain, Like am I gonna go insane? Like?

791
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 1: How am I going if if you know, even leaving

792
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 1: the building, like people in the elevator always are like

793
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: chatty and like or if you know, someone holds a

794
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: door for me and I don't say thank you, are

795
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 1: they going to think I'm a sucking nothing. I'm gonna

796
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 1: take my mouth shut so I don't talk in my

797
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 1: sleep like that kind of thing. Are you gonna go to? Um?

798
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,919
Speaker 1: You know, Chris and I are going to go away

799
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 1: to some sort of resort, and so no is the

800
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 1: answer to that. But I'm actually scared that if I

801
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: go there, Noah, I will not someone might come across

802
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:42,399
Speaker 1: the cabin or like neighbors, and then I will I'll

803
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: have to try to communicate, Like I just I got

804
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: a T shirt that says, um vocal Rest can't talk Um.

805
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:49,800
Speaker 1: Chris and I are going to make more T shirts

806
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: that I can, so every day I can just wear

807
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 1: a T shirt because it's too hard to hold out

808
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 1: your phone and be like here. But I d M

809
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: John and was like, I know you went through this,

810
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: and he he did a lot longer. He did months

811
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 1: and months, maybe a year. He was no talking and

812
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: he said he suffered pretty hard the first for he said,

813
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,359
Speaker 1: I was going to discover things about myself. He said,

814
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 1: it was gonna be amazing. You're gonna write so much,

815
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 1: You're gonna learn things about yourself. You never knew it's

816
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 1: going to be an amazing experience. Um. But in order

817
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 1: to be social, get an iPad, put it on a stand,

818
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,320
Speaker 1: turn it around and you can go to dinner with people.

819
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 1: Turn it around, get a Bluetooth keyboard and just type

820
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 1: on it and then it comes up on the iPad

821
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,439
Speaker 1: facing out. And that was his tip. And I thought

822
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: that was so helpful, and I was so excited. And

823
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: he asked me, you know, if the doctor said not

824
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: to because he had the same doctor. Um. He asked

825
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: me if he told him not or me not to

826
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: work out, And I was like no, because he said

827
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: sometimes when you work out, you're like, like you grunt,

828
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm not doing any grunting. So mine's

829
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 1: just like I can still work out, I can still

830
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: eat because nothing really touches your vocal cords unless you're

831
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: like choking on water. That's the only time something touches

832
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:01,879
Speaker 1: your vocal cords. Otherwise, Okay, when you swallowed me Yeah,

833
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: I didn't really understand vocal courts. I don't think they

834
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 1: have nerves, so I don't think it's going to hurt.

835
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: You know, there's very light bleeding. It's mostly done with

836
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: like a laser. Um. It would be funny, like you

837
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 1: get the surgery and then you have you now speak

838
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 1: in an Asian accent, and then you you can't stop speaking,

839
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 1: and everyone's like, dude, this is not right, and you're like,

840
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 1: you don't understand the surgery. It's not me. Oh my god.

841
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,280
Speaker 1: That would suck. So I would choose to be silent

842
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: the rest of my life. If I just seemed like

843
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 1: I was doing an impression of an Asian person, like

844
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 1: you get canceled because you're I mean, what is the

845
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 1: surgery exactly like it's done with it's called a oh man,

846
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 1: let me just hold on. She's going to get something

847
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: that explains the surgery. Um. What I'm guessing is they

848
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: probably take a scalpel and they cut around the vocal cord,

849
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: and what they do is they bleed it out. And

850
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 1: then after you bleed out for about four or five days,

851
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 1: you can speak better. You gargle your own blood um,

852
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 1: and then the blood vessels will then turn into a

853
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: crystal telling them about it all. Yeah, I just explained exactly. Well,

854
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 1: then I don't need to say anything because I'm sure

855
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 1: you've nailed it. Essentially, it's the old medieval time of

856
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 1: they bleed out your vocal cords. Oh my god, they

857
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: put leeches on it, the nick version of what I'm doing.

858
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 1: How funny is that, Dude, You're going for a cold

859
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 1: and they're like, you know what, We're gonna drain your

860
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 1: body of blood. We're gonna put leeches and maggots on you. Well,

861
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: leeches and maggots are actually maggots are great to clean

862
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: out with the Noah's Favorite band. Okay, Um, So it's

863
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 1: called suspension micro larin goscopy with laser and it's a

864
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: green laser, so it's not it doesn't use it doesn't

865
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 1: burn anything. It uses a green laser, a g laser,

866
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: a glazer something. Mates call it um why not? You know?

867
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 1: And if you google this doctor you will it's really interesting.

868
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: He's he's operated on fucking ever rewe ever. I mean,

869
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: he's it's going to It was like going to Planet

870
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: Hollywood to go to his office with how many pictures

871
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 1: on the wall of so many. That's how I knew

872
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: John went to him. I was like, oh, there's a

873
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: sign thing. Is there any other like Joe Buck? Joe

874
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: Buck is the reason I'm going to this guy. Joe

875
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,399
Speaker 1: Buck saved the day and swept in because I went

876
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 1: to a vocal UH coach who you know, saw heard something.

877
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: I went to a doctor she recommended who trained under

878
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: this doctor, and then um, I talked to Joe Buck

879
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 1: about it. I was like, I think I'm gonna need

880
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 1: this surgery because I knew he had had some. And

881
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:48,399
Speaker 1: he was like, you need to go to yeah wait

882
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: what Oh yeah yeah the hair transplant thing. Yeah, that's

883
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: how he sucked up his vocal cords because they put

884
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: a tube in his throat, you know, like into for

885
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: the surgery, and it sat on his vocal cords too

886
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: long and damage them. So he got out of this

887
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: hair transplant surgery and he couldn't talk. And he's a broadcast.

888
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 1: I mean, he's the voice of sports. I was thinking,

889
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 1: because the guy talks obviously a lot, so he got

890
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: it from an actual surgery, but you could get it all. Yeah,

891
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: but usually had a different operation than I did. Yeah, mine, mine.

892
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: It was really nice to hear the doctor say, first

893
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: of all, I got they stick a scope down your throat,

894
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: and so they spray the stuff in your throat to

895
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: numb it, and then they stick a scope down and

896
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: then he makes me go, uh like do like ah

897
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: and like sing and he said, You're the best I've

898
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 1: ever had at this is that you were that you

899
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: were the best I've ever had at sticking a scope

900
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 1: down someone's throat and them singing and not gagging. He

901
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 1: was like, you were the best at having something down

902
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 1: your throat and not gagging. And I was like, I

903
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: was believing in college and my second life is but

904
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,840
Speaker 1: I really was. I no gag, refles, nothing, and I

905
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: could sing perfectly. And he was like I've never He

906
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 1: was like, you're great. And then my mom was like

907
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,240
Speaker 1: she as and he goes, well, her chords are terrible.

908
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 1: He was like, this is so he looks at it

909
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: and he was like, your mom's like I would never

910
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: watch her perform a scope while singing. Sur I would

911
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 1: never watch that myself, But I get why people would

912
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 1: like it. If I wasn't her mom, I would not

913
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 1: be here right now. It was I got a mom,

914
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: so uh. But he was the idea of your mom

915
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,959
Speaker 1: being like a cancer. What I'm going on, Luigi, what's

916
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 1: going on? Wiping his butt hole on the ground? Here?

917
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,359
Speaker 1: Come here? Can I hit your butt hole? Come here? Well,

918
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 1: mean the green lazer your butt hole off? Okay? So

919
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 1: then so yeah, so you get the scope and then

920
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 1: and then he's like, it's really you know, this is bad,

921
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 1: and so my my chords. You know, it looks like

922
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,879
Speaker 1: a vagina. There's like two sides to it, and it's

923
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: all wet and mucacie, and it looked like the places

924
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 1: where it hits it's like all calloused and bumpy on

925
00:49:57,719 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 1: each side, and it's supposed to be smooth. And then

926
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: I got this weird web space at the bottom that

927
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 1: he might cut. He's going to be like, that might

928
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 1: free up some more room, but then I'd have to

929
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 1: stitch it up. So I'm going to actually make all

930
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,439
Speaker 1: I might have to have two surgeries, and which is

931
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 1: another thing. He's like, I'll decide when I get in

932
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 1: there if it's going to be one or two. I'm

933
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 1: never trying to make money off of you, Please don't

934
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 1: think that, but this might need to which is just like,

935
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 1: oh god, but but that's what I mean, I was

936
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: going to dumble up on the surgeries because I'm out

937
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,879
Speaker 1: of work, So it's I might as well have maybe

938
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 1: a little nipotech, a little ponytail lift. Um, let's talk

939
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: about this and top one, bottom one all the week.

940
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: Yeah we're back. Um, so yeah, I'm gonna sound I'm

941
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: gonna sound different. It's like I'm a little bit of

942
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 1: gonna be too high or like like in the middle.

943
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,959
Speaker 1: Shocked that I don't get mocked more for my voice

944
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,120
Speaker 1: because it is harsh and low and um husky, But

945
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 1: it's it's something that is I get recognized for my

946
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 1: voice more than anything. Anytime someone recognizes me, they always

947
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 1: go I heard your voice, and I go, I know

948
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: that voice, and so what do you mean, Oh, David

949
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: has been well that is a different voice entirely, So

950
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:19,760
Speaker 1: people don't tend to recognize me on that. But um, yeah,

951
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 1: it's it is. I don't think that happens to most

952
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 1: people of where their voices. Although I was staying in

953
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 1: l A this past week and I heard, yeah, well

954
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: we're getting we're waiting for another two point three million

955
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 1: to finance the deal, and so we're gonna we're gonna

956
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:35,359
Speaker 1: try to make it happen. And I was like, who

957
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,240
Speaker 1: the And I was like, that's a Baldwin. I looked

958
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 1: over and it is definitely a Baldwin brother and I

959
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:45,359
Speaker 1: was like yes, because um, but so I do get

960
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 1: recognized for my voice. So there's a little part of

961
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: me that's like, I know people are going to be

962
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: like I miss because people hate change, and so I

963
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: know I'm gonna have fans be like you sound weird.

964
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: I don't like it. But the truth is like I'm

965
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,359
Speaker 1: not doing this for my speaking voice and doing this

966
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 1: we can sing because my but like Keith Urban and

967
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: I are having had the same surgery. And Keith Urban

968
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 1: I was reading all these things about him and he

969
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 1: had always sung on a fucking broken voice. He didn't

970
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,720
Speaker 1: he he broke his voice early on in his career

971
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:19,360
Speaker 1: singing in like loud Australian pubs, and then for the

972
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,319
Speaker 1: rest of his career it just got progressively worse. But

973
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 1: he was just like it was like running on a

974
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:24,840
Speaker 1: broken leg, like he just made it work, like he

975
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 1: was Jackie channing at You ever see those videos of

976
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: like Jackie chan like breaks his leg doing a stunt

977
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 1: and then he just like keeps working on it. So

978
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 1: that's what Keith Urban was doing. And he said that

979
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 1: once he had the surgery, it's he was able to

980
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 1: write so much more and it freed up so much

981
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 1: space because he was always so fucking worried about losing

982
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,360
Speaker 1: his voice, not being able to hit this note, like

983
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 1: it was consuming his life. And then after he got

984
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 1: it done, he he didn't know what it was like

985
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 1: to not worry about his voice. And every time I

986
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,879
Speaker 1: sing or do like a little like, you know, even

987
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 1: by myself alone in my like you know, it's the

988
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: thing I enjoyed most in the world, and every time

989
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 1: I do it, I'm always like, how long do I

990
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,800
Speaker 1: have before this gives out? Like I have a sweet

991
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 1: spot of about ten minutes where my voice sounds the

992
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 1: way I wanted to, and even then not really the

993
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 1: way I wanted to, just the best that I can sound,

994
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 1: and then the rest of the time it's ship and

995
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 1: it's like I, after this, my speaking voice will be

996
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 1: a little clearer, he said, I'll still probably have a

997
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 1: little grit to it like I normally have, but that

998
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 1: my vocal range in terms of singing is going to

999
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: be crazy, like exponentially different, And it's all because I

1000
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:35,279
Speaker 1: think yelling in my childhood home, we like having a

1001
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 1: big house. When we moved into a bigger house, the

1002
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:41,240
Speaker 1: yelling to communicate with each other, I think did broke

1003
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,919
Speaker 1: me good. But it was just very I almost started

1004
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: crying when he was like, there's a lot of trauma

1005
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:49,440
Speaker 1: on these vocal cords. Just the word trauma like validated,

1006
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 1: like so. And my therapisty Is even noticed that when

1007
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:55,880
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm talking to her on when we're on FaceTime,

1008
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 1: like when I'm having a hard time, when something is

1009
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: really affecting me, I just start grabbing my throat like this,

1010
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 1: and it's like that. She's like, that tells me that

1011
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 1: you have so much as being held back through your Yeah,

1012
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, please like me. He's still came pretty

1013
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: and young. You said that like fans are sorry. You

1014
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 1: said that fans might be upset that your voice might

1015
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: sound different. But I was watching an old clip, and

1016
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 1: your voice has changed over the years. You still have, like, yes,

1017
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 1: the same quality that makes it recognizable, but I think

1018
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 1: like your pitch has changed totally. I listened to even

1019
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 1: if you watch perfect or even if you listen to

1020
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 1: you Up, like some clips from that, I sound much

1021
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 1: younger and like Spryer and yeah, it's just I'm so

1022
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 1: freaking excited to get that back and to have like

1023
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 1: a a voice that isn't like grizzled and like my

1024
00:54:56,600 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 1: cords are just struggling every day. And the cool thing

1025
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,320
Speaker 1: like Steven Tyler has a lot of damage on his

1026
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 1: vocal chords I've heard, but he makes the little space

1027
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 1: that he does of his chords that actually are soft,

1028
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: and like he makes that little space work. He's like

1029
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 1: a genius. He's figured out a way through just training

1030
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 1: to keep to maintain even though he has damaged. So

1031
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 1: like your chords, you don't really have control over them.

1032
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 1: They're not muscles that you can control. But some singers

1033
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 1: that's why they're better than others. There's something that they

1034
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:29,720
Speaker 1: can do in there to make it work that I

1035
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:33,879
Speaker 1: haven't been able to do. It's so um so it's yeah,

1036
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I think that if I'm able to like

1037
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 1: sing well and train it, It's like getting my guitar fixed.

1038
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 1: It's like I'm trying to play with a guitar that

1039
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 1: has one baggy string and like going like why this

1040
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 1: is really what I want to do for a living?

1041
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,839
Speaker 1: Put like well, you're never going to be good if

1042
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,800
Speaker 1: you have a shitty guitar. I feel like the second

1043
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 1: week is going to be the toughest, obviously, So I

1044
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 1: think the second week you're gonna start going okay, like

1045
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:04,960
Speaker 1: because the first week it's kind of it's like a

1046
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:08,400
Speaker 1: new challenge. It's kind of cool. I don't have to

1047
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 1: talk to people. I can actually focus on writing. I

1048
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 1: don't have to really do anything, which is so nice

1049
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 1: for the first time in your watches. I love to talk.

1050
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 1: I really love not talking like I love it. I

1051
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 1: love a fucking nothing. I love especially if I'm like

1052
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:26,879
Speaker 1: having a little bit of a depression, like I just

1053
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,320
Speaker 1: want to be I don't like talking to people in elevators.

1054
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,959
Speaker 1: I don't like Today I got a weird fan thing.

1055
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:37,280
Speaker 1: I was at Starbucks, got my coffee set down and

1056
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: just to like, yeah, just to have a couple of

1057
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 1: SIPs and to think about our top one bottom one.

1058
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 1: I was just trying to like sit down and think

1059
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 1: for a second, and this girl across the way just goes,

1060
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:51,440
Speaker 1: good morning, Nicky Glazer, Hi, Nikki Glazer, and I just

1061
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 1: go oh hi, And I didn't know what elsepposed to

1062
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 1: do with it, because I didn't want to have a

1063
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 1: conversation that almost sounded passive aggressive. Yeah, it was just

1064
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 1: like I know, I know who you are, and it

1065
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 1: was like it was fine, but maybe just add to

1066
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:07,360
Speaker 1: it like a big fan or like oh I know

1067
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:10,360
Speaker 1: you from this or like not just like did we

1068
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 1: go to high school? Like I don't know. So I

1069
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,719
Speaker 1: felt rude that I didn't go, Hi, what's your name?

1070
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 1: But she didn't seem to even want that. She just

1071
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:19,960
Speaker 1: wanted to go, I know who you are, and so

1072
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 1: that was interesting. Yeah, Hi, Nikki Glazer. She was very sweet.

1073
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 1: What was that was it? Breat Larson? Oh my god,

1074
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:33,959
Speaker 1: Bree Larson knows who I mean. I was in train

1075
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 1: Wreck with Brie Larson and we went to lunch together

1076
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: I think once or twice during that process, and I

1077
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 1: definitely talked to her. And this was before she was

1078
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 1: Marvel Yeah Les masal Um, before she was like superhero

1079
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 1: Bree Larson. She was you know, played Amy's sister in

1080
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 1: train Wreck where they were underground or whatever. Oh yeah,

1081
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 1: yeah that was great. I read that book. I didn't

1082
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 1: see the film, but um, she was very nice, so

1083
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:02,720
Speaker 1: she knew I think I don't know she connected that

1084
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 1: I'm that person that she's watching on FY Island. But

1085
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,680
Speaker 1: last night on her Instagram stories got a lot of

1086
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:10,920
Speaker 1: people messaging me being like Brie Larsen's watching boy and

1087
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 1: she was like, when you're supposed to be memorizing lines

1088
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 1: and preparing for tomorrow's work day, but you can't stop

1089
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 1: binging f Y Island. And then she just kept writing

1090
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 1: like facial expressions of like watching being like like and

1091
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 1: so it was like, y, yeah, I mean, there's it's

1092
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 1: so funny, like how marketing works now. It's like that

1093
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 1: will get more people to watch the show that necessarily

1094
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:40,360
Speaker 1: when I watched it, than any commercial or billboard is about.

1095
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: It makes me regret not doing what you said with

1096
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 1: my reality show of asking my famous friends to just

1097
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 1: post about it, because it made me realize, like that

1098
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 1: does get me to watch things is when I see

1099
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:53,880
Speaker 1: someone who's taste I trust or who I'm a fan

1100
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 1: of is watching something that's the biggest endorsement ever. Dude.

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00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,520
Speaker 1: It was funny. I got recognized that golf Galaxy. I went,

1102
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 1: of course, just as a guy that's on the range,

1103
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:07,040
Speaker 1: that guy that's there every day, do you work here?

1104
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 1: He's like, you don't have enough money for how much

1105
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,480
Speaker 1: you spend here, And I was like, I know, um

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00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 1: it was funny though. I showed up right when it

1107
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 1: was opening at like nine am. And there's so there's

1108
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,480
Speaker 1: a I'll keep it short, but there's like a famous

1109
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 1: guy that makes putters named Scotty Cameron, and he makes

1110
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 1: these special select ones and so right away they'll be

1111
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 1: they'll jump in value by like double if you could

1112
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 1: buy one. And next thing I know, I'm on a line.

1113
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 1: I just was dropping Brenner off at work because her

1114
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 1: window got knocked out again. That's a whole another and

1115
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,640
Speaker 1: uh and I'm and next thing I know, I'm in

1116
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 1: line to get a putter. I don't even want the putter.

1117
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 1: And there's a whole bidding war going on. People are

1118
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:48,439
Speaker 1: standing in line. It makes you want it because it's

1119
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 1: in demand. Other people are wanting it. There's a line

1120
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 1: and it's already on the internet for and how much

1121
00:59:55,600 --> 01:00:00,320
Speaker 1: does it cost? Six? Okay, so double? So aways a

1122
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 1: long story short like the there's kids that can't even

1123
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: afford it selling their place in line. I'm like and

1124
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 1: they're like, what do you want? I was like, I'm

1125
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:11,000
Speaker 1: just here to get tease, Like I don't even want

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01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 1: to be part. It's just funny to be like anyways,

1127
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 1: one of those guys that was in the line to

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01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 1: get one recognize me and like what was really nice

1129
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 1: he want? He like really is into the podcast and

1130
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,680
Speaker 1: like sweetest dude ever. And then his other buddy came up,

1131
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 1: you do podcasts and I was like yeah, He's like

1132
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 1: I don't know who you are. And I was like,

1133
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 1: I'm not even try I'm not even trying to like it,

1134
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 1: like you love this and I want to let you

1135
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 1: know that you're not as cool as you think. Yeah,

1136
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm just trying to put end up being

1137
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 1: a nice guy. But you know it is. Um. It

1138
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 1: was just a funny moment of being like caught in

1139
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 1: a bidding war that you're not even supposed to be.

1140
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:53,520
Speaker 1: And it's like it's funny to think, like if like

1141
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,560
Speaker 1: you you go downtown and next thing you know, you're

1142
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:58,240
Speaker 1: in a protest and you're like, I'm not even part

1143
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 1: of this protest, you know what I mean, Like, oh,

1144
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 1: these people are protesting abortion. I'm just getting a yes. Sorry.

1145
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 1: Chris is entering the building. He's gonna be on the

1146
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 1: show tomorrow, which we're gonna tape right after this. Let's

1147
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:15,360
Speaker 1: get to final thoughts. Um so final that. Let's just

1148
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,760
Speaker 1: do top one Bottom one real quick. Today's Top one

1149
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:21,480
Speaker 1: Bottom one. The subject is a party that you've been to.

1150
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 1: Party that you've been to. Okay, the worst party I've

1151
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 1: ever been to was the one my sister through in

1152
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 1: high school at my parents house when they were out

1153
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 1: of town. She was a sophomore. No, she was a freshman.

1154
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 1: I was a junior. Um. She was very popular, and

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01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 1: so they were like seniors coming. I was a junior,

1156
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 1: and there were seniors showing up for like my sister,

1157
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:46,840
Speaker 1: and it got so out of hand. Too many people

1158
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:50,240
Speaker 1: found out about it. Everyone showed up, kids were drinking,

1159
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 1: stealing my parents like her a guy. A kid threw

1160
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: up in my parents bedroom like this, like bright red

1161
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 1: throw up everywhere. Um. My sister left at one point,

1162
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 1: did get froyo with my friends and left me to

1163
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:04,960
Speaker 1: deal with the party. I literally slapped her in the

1164
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 1: face because I was so mad at her. Yeah, because

1165
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 1: I just felt like, you were so fucking kid right

1166
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 1: now not showing any accountability for this. It is out

1167
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 1: of control. It's I mean, I think like walked out

1168
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:22,320
Speaker 1: of the room. I mean it, I don't know if

1169
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:24,040
Speaker 1: I did hit her or if I wanted to so bad.

1170
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 1: I remember almost there I did her, like I can't remember,

1171
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:29,040
Speaker 1: because it might as well have happened because I wanted

1172
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:32,439
Speaker 1: to so badly. The next morning, like kids were having

1173
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 1: sex in bedrooms. I mean, it was insane. And the

1174
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,960
Speaker 1: whole time I'm running around just trying to manage it.

1175
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 1: And the next day I found, uh, my parents like

1176
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 1: liquor that I was that I had protected all night long,

1177
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:46,760
Speaker 1: had been drunk as soon as I went to bed eventually,

1178
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:49,240
Speaker 1: and I found the empty bottles and I just walked

1179
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:52,760
Speaker 1: out and was like, oh, drave this, and then chased

1180
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:55,480
Speaker 1: kids out of my house down they ran for me.

1181
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:58,680
Speaker 1: I chased them with the bottle holding it, screaming down

1182
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:02,000
Speaker 1: my street and hardly wait. Like that girl that you know,

1183
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:06,320
Speaker 1: like from the party that in the blue dress. I

1184
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:10,120
Speaker 1: was that girl. And I cleaned everything up, and my

1185
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 1: parents came back in town and they it was really

1186
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 1: creepy because my dad walked in he goes, it smells

1187
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:19,800
Speaker 1: like sex in here. I swear he said, it smells

1188
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 1: like sex, And I was like, I don't even know

1189
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:24,560
Speaker 1: what the funk that meant, but he knew something had happened.

1190
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:27,920
Speaker 1: And then um, they found they found a vodka bottle

1191
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 1: cap and that broke open the whole thing. And then

1192
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:33,240
Speaker 1: you know, my sister was probably grounded for a day

1193
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 1: or something. My parents aren't good at enforcing, you know.

1194
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: But that was betrayed by my friends. I felt betrayed

1195
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,880
Speaker 1: by my sister, Like they were like, just went off

1196
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,680
Speaker 1: with my sister, get throw you and left me at

1197
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:48,440
Speaker 1: this party with all these fucking freshman and these seniors

1198
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:50,120
Speaker 1: that were showing up that I was like trying to

1199
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:51,800
Speaker 1: be cool in front of, but I was also trying

1200
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,160
Speaker 1: to like man, it was just it was awful. I mean,

1201
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 1: what kind of person has a party at their parents

1202
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:59,080
Speaker 1: house and then gets fucked up and they're like, yeah,

1203
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:02,000
Speaker 1: let's keep breaking and ship like you know, it's never

1204
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:07,360
Speaker 1: fun for the person hosting. Never never just want to

1205
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:09,760
Speaker 1: be cool people to like you, you know what I mean,

1206
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:13,400
Speaker 1: Like you want like you want some recognition, and there's

1207
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:17,280
Speaker 1: always a fight. There's always a fight. And that's why

1208
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:18,840
Speaker 1: I was trying to rack my brain to try to

1209
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:22,000
Speaker 1: think of my parties today. I couldn't think of like

1210
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 1: my favorite parties because I was like, and then I go, well,

1211
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:26,680
Speaker 1: think about your birthday parties and think about parties, and

1212
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:29,480
Speaker 1: I was like, never has mine, Like we talked about this,

1213
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:32,400
Speaker 1: any celebration of me, I am not going to be

1214
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:35,600
Speaker 1: having the best time as possible because I am worried

1215
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 1: about everyone else having fun, and you know, especially if

1216
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:40,600
Speaker 1: it's in my house, like and definitely would never have

1217
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 1: a party at my own house. I mean that sounds

1218
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:44,880
Speaker 1: like complete hell, Like people just judging my hand towels.

1219
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:48,000
Speaker 1: I couldn't even handle it. Um, that's my biggest concern

1220
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:49,880
Speaker 1: is like the handhels in the bathroom, they like don't

1221
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:53,680
Speaker 1: match anything there. Sometimes you'll find them on the stove hangar,

1222
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:57,440
Speaker 1: like the door, Like handgels couldn't go anywhere in my house.

1223
01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:59,080
Speaker 1: And I know that certain women are like this is

1224
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:02,760
Speaker 1: the bathroom once and the glazer really just her hand

1225
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:07,280
Speaker 1: towels or just really Yeah? What about your favorite party

1226
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:09,720
Speaker 1: or your least favorite? Well, my least favorite, I guess

1227
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:12,200
Speaker 1: is probably in high school when I shipped my pants

1228
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:14,400
Speaker 1: and was that a party? It was a party in

1229
01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:16,200
Speaker 1: your pants? Yeah, and there was a party in there

1230
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:20,440
Speaker 1: and everyone died. Yeah. I just I mean, I think

1231
01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:22,560
Speaker 1: I've told the story on here before. But just I'm

1232
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:25,440
Speaker 1: trying to impress like ten of the coolest guys by

1233
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 1: getting funked up smoking some weed, got a twenty four

1234
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:32,120
Speaker 1: hour virus shipped in my friend's bed, and then they

1235
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:33,920
Speaker 1: yelled at me while I was naked in the shower

1236
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:37,840
Speaker 1: like crying, and uh, I'm like, I'm naked, don't come in,

1237
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:40,439
Speaker 1: and they made me sleep on you're so worried about

1238
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:43,320
Speaker 1: getting made fun of at school that Monday, but that

1239
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:46,800
Speaker 1: Monday next weekend. So for about four days I was

1240
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:49,840
Speaker 1: ship boy. And then someone shipped their pants way worse.

1241
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:52,600
Speaker 1: Which was the best party I've ever been because that

1242
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:57,760
Speaker 1: guy saved my life anyhow. But yeah, um no, what

1243
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:02,000
Speaker 1: what's your body's favorite party? Okay? Least favorite party was

1244
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 1: at a company that I worked for, and they definitely

1245
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:08,640
Speaker 1: had a lot of resources and money to throw the

1246
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 1: employees good holiday parties. But one year they threw a

1247
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:15,160
Speaker 1: party for us in like the lobby of the office,

1248
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:18,520
Speaker 1: and the food that they ordered was like all cold.

1249
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:21,680
Speaker 1: They had these like cold like meat sticks, and I

1250
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 1: just remember feeling like this sucks, just realizing this place

1251
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 1: doesn't give a funk about you, even when you're celebrating you.

1252
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:38,640
Speaker 1: It's like I shipped myself and in the lobby. I mean, honestly,

1253
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:44,680
Speaker 1: her sounds worse time where you're like, you know this,

1254
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 1: we're gonna celebrate working at this shitty place. We're gonna

1255
01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:53,560
Speaker 1: enjoy each other's company. It's just example of it. There

1256
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,680
Speaker 1: was some thing on Reddit that I saw recently of

1257
01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:59,880
Speaker 1: someone that works at Michael's, you know, the craft store.

1258
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:03,440
Speaker 1: It was like employee celebration and it was like a

1259
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 1: gift and you scratch off to figure out what you wanted.

1260
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:12,720
Speaker 1: It says unpaid time off. So it's like it's moments

1261
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:14,800
Speaker 1: like that where you just go they give you little tree,

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01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:16,720
Speaker 1: and they just give you a little there, like here's

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01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:21,080
Speaker 1: a you know, oh there's ping pong here. Oh my god,

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01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:24,440
Speaker 1: I'll live here, you know, die here making an Excel

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01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:27,280
Speaker 1: spreadsheet so I can play ping pong for an hour. Man.

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01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:29,600
Speaker 1: I was walking by an office place the other day

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01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:31,920
Speaker 1: and just look inside and just saw these women wearing

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01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:36,560
Speaker 1: these uncomfortable shoes and like these you know, skirts that

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01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:38,800
Speaker 1: they didn't want to be wearing and having to sit

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01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:41,000
Speaker 1: at these just it's if you work in if you

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01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:43,280
Speaker 1: have a s s DJ my heart goes out to you,

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01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:47,919
Speaker 1: and um, I want to hear about just there must

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01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:50,800
Speaker 1: be something nice though about being able to leave it there.

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01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:52,240
Speaker 1: And I hope that if you do have one of

1275
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:54,080
Speaker 1: those jobs, you don't have to take it home with you.

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01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:55,880
Speaker 1: The stress doesn't come home and you can just like

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01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,240
Speaker 1: pick it back up when you get there. But oftentimes

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01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:00,640
Speaker 1: those things follow you. The best already I ever went

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01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:05,520
Speaker 1: to was the premiere party for the movie Snatched that

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01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:07,720
Speaker 1: Amy was in with Goldie Hawn. She invited all of

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01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:09,000
Speaker 1: us to go. We get to go in the red

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01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:11,680
Speaker 1: carpet and then we saw the movie, which was I

1283
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,480
Speaker 1: really love that movie if you haven't seen it with

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01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:16,920
Speaker 1: Goldie Hawn, Wanda Sykes, Amy Schumer so good. Um. But

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01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:20,120
Speaker 1: afterwards the premiere party, it was nice. Like those parties

1286
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:23,480
Speaker 1: are always so swanky and like great food that's warm,

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01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:29,000
Speaker 1: not in a lobby, you know though, I just I

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01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:31,920
Speaker 1: don't feel I don't know l a parties do not

1289
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:35,679
Speaker 1: make me nervous because I just know where I stand

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01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:39,080
Speaker 1: and like I'll go in these red carpets. This is

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01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:41,280
Speaker 1: an example of one of them where Rachel and I,

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01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:44,479
Speaker 1: Rachel Fines and I are there but we know no

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01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:46,240
Speaker 1: one gives a funk about us. I mean this was

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01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:51,120
Speaker 1: six years ago, and like, no one knows who I am.

1295
01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:55,599
Speaker 1: And I love that because it's like you just know,

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01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:57,840
Speaker 1: you know where you stand. You're not trying to be

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01:08:57,880 --> 01:08:59,800
Speaker 1: anything you're not. And I would go, Rachel, let's do

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01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:01,720
Speaker 1: the carpet. And then you know, usually when you want

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01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:05,439
Speaker 1: to red carpet, your publicist follows like in front of

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01:09:05,439 --> 01:09:08,959
Speaker 1: you and go and tells the photographers this is Nicky Glazer,

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01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:11,640
Speaker 1: she is the star of this, or like either if

1302
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:13,000
Speaker 1: you're the start of it, they know who you are,

1303
01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:14,799
Speaker 1: but if it's like you're just there at the premier,

1304
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:16,679
Speaker 1: they'll say she's got this coming up and then everyone's

1305
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:18,800
Speaker 1: like Nicky over here, took and they don't even know

1306
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:21,200
Speaker 1: who you are, but they know because the publicists announced you.

1307
01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:23,160
Speaker 1: And I saw that happening all the time, and I

1308
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:25,240
Speaker 1: was like, all I need to do is do that

1309
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:27,640
Speaker 1: for myself. So I'm like, I'm Nicki Glazer, this is

1310
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:30,120
Speaker 1: Rachel fine Stein. We're the next big things in comedy.

1311
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:32,240
Speaker 1: We're gonna be famous. You're gonna want to have photos

1312
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:34,160
Speaker 1: of us. They're going to be sold at some point,

1313
01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:37,800
Speaker 1: like just and so the star ropers would laugh and

1314
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,960
Speaker 1: then they take a couple of photos and then you

1315
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,080
Speaker 1: get ahead of it. You would just address the obvious.

1316
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:44,320
Speaker 1: So what happened at the party. So then the best

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01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:47,360
Speaker 1: part about the party was the after party because Goldie

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01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:51,400
Speaker 1: Hawn had Amy and select friends over to her house

1319
01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:54,200
Speaker 1: and we got to party and sit with Goldie Hawn

1320
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:58,080
Speaker 1: Kurt Russell in this amazing house and Kurt's make like

1321
01:09:58,160 --> 01:10:00,800
Speaker 1: mix and drinks and there's great music and we're just

1322
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:03,879
Speaker 1: sitting on I just remember sitting with Goldie Hawn around

1323
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:07,080
Speaker 1: a fire on their like back porch, having a private

1324
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,920
Speaker 1: conversation with Goldie Hawn with you know, other people, but

1325
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:12,920
Speaker 1: just being like this is the coolest thing ever, and

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01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:16,200
Speaker 1: she's treating me like um. You know. Amy always did

1327
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:18,880
Speaker 1: a good job of making her friends who weren't famous

1328
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:21,839
Speaker 1: co mingled with her famous friends in a really seamless

1329
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:24,400
Speaker 1: way where everyone respected each other. You know, I met

1330
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:27,040
Speaker 1: Diane Sawyer through Amy that Diane saur came over to

1331
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:29,080
Speaker 1: Amy's house one time. I'm just in a kitchen talking

1332
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:31,880
Speaker 1: to Diane Sawyer. I mean, there were just so many

1333
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:34,160
Speaker 1: examples of that, but that was that was one moment

1334
01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:36,200
Speaker 1: where I was like you know, I snuck a picture

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01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:38,200
Speaker 1: I think, you know, just to be like mom, I'm

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01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:42,759
Speaker 1: at Goldie Hawns house. So in terms of like fun,

1337
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:44,360
Speaker 1: I don't remember any of the fun we had, but

1338
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:49,240
Speaker 1: it was just a cool moment. Yeah what about you? Um. Surprisingly,

1339
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:51,880
Speaker 1: it was for my own birthday, my thirtieth, my brother

1340
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:55,439
Speaker 1: through that surprise birthday. I show up and everyone dressed

1341
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:59,439
Speaker 1: in medieval time, and everyone's dressed as some kind of

1342
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:02,200
Speaker 1: medieval thing. One guy is wearing the best thing. He

1343
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:05,200
Speaker 1: wore a hoosier Indiana. Who's your sweater? And he was

1344
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:11,679
Speaker 1: he was Bobby Night which so night like. And then

1345
01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:14,679
Speaker 1: you know, my one friend dressed as not everyone's stuck dress.

1346
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:17,080
Speaker 1: Parties are fun because, you know what, they take the

1347
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:20,360
Speaker 1: pressure off because well, we're all gonna look yeah, we're

1348
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:22,360
Speaker 1: all dumb. And so we go to medieval times and

1349
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:25,720
Speaker 1: I'm dressed as the King and I take the king spotlight.

1350
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:28,120
Speaker 1: Then next thing, you know, the party, we have a

1351
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:31,040
Speaker 1: drunk bus. We go to this one party. My two

1352
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:34,040
Speaker 1: friends are dressed as the Burger Kings and my buddies

1353
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:38,679
Speaker 1: on the on the bull with no underwearing Oh my god, gross,

1354
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:44,160
Speaker 1: he's riding the bulls going and you see everyone able

1355
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:47,080
Speaker 1: to see his dicking balls and everyone's going, oh my,

1356
01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:51,000
Speaker 1: you just as people the King and I'm in the

1357
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:52,920
Speaker 1: shower and everyone's like, dude, did you see the Kings?

1358
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:56,400
Speaker 1: Why is it so fun to see people's reactions. There's

1359
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:59,080
Speaker 1: this video I saw yesterday of this baby that his

1360
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:01,920
Speaker 1: mom put eyebrow I was on him, you know, these eyebrows,

1361
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:05,880
Speaker 1: and the baby's facing the mom and again away from

1362
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:07,760
Speaker 1: the door, and you see the dad get home from

1363
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:10,800
Speaker 1: like a construction job. He's in this like neon, like

1364
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:14,920
Speaker 1: fucking neon fucking sweatshirt, and you see him walk in

1365
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:17,880
Speaker 1: and then you see the dad like kind of double

1366
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:19,760
Speaker 1: take on the baby and just start laughing. And it

1367
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:22,240
Speaker 1: just makes you so happy to wait for a reaction

1368
01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:24,760
Speaker 1: when you notice is something. There's something so gratifying him

1369
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:28,479
Speaker 1: see people getting grossed out by something. I used to

1370
01:12:28,479 --> 01:12:30,760
Speaker 1: always watch reaction videos to Two Girls One Cup like

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01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:32,920
Speaker 1: that was that was the first time where you were like, oh,

1372
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:35,400
Speaker 1: this must be bad. I mean that's what Cigar and

1373
01:12:35,439 --> 01:12:38,880
Speaker 1: them do. Was that live show? Yeah, it's all about reaction.

1374
01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:43,880
Speaker 1: It is good. And it was a crazy night, best party,

1375
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:47,040
Speaker 1: so the best party that I could think of um

1376
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:49,320
Speaker 1: was on the roof of the building that you worked

1377
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:53,719
Speaker 1: on hot meat. We had hot meat. Well it was okay.

1378
01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:57,280
Speaker 1: So UM, my friend Roland he got me and my

1379
01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:01,519
Speaker 1: best friend Rob into the w w E two K event,

1380
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:04,760
Speaker 1: which is like the video game that ww puts out

1381
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:08,280
Speaker 1: right before SummerSlam. And this is like maybe five years ago.

1382
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:11,400
Speaker 1: I was so obsessed with wrestling. So we got to

1383
01:13:11,479 --> 01:13:15,600
Speaker 1: like interview wrestlers for a podcast, and then there was

1384
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:19,960
Speaker 1: the after party, and um, one of the wrestlers, her

1385
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:23,479
Speaker 1: name is Sasha Banks. Her cousin or her uncle is

1386
01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:27,280
Speaker 1: Snoop Dogg. So he came out and he was djaying

1387
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:31,240
Speaker 1: and like passing around blunts and stuff. Oh my god.

1388
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:34,160
Speaker 1: And I just remember like having the most fun because

1389
01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:36,800
Speaker 1: I could see wrestlers and they were just talking to

1390
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:40,519
Speaker 1: everyone and you just like have conversations with wrestlers and

1391
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:43,120
Speaker 1: they're just and you didn't feel like you didn't belong.

1392
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:45,160
Speaker 1: I didn't feel like I didn't belong. I didn't feel

1393
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:47,240
Speaker 1: like it was work. I didn't feel like I was

1394
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:51,920
Speaker 1: like nobody amongst celebrities, you know, because everyone was just

1395
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:56,280
Speaker 1: like engaging and just having a good time. Was it weird?

1396
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:59,040
Speaker 1: Meaning the wrestlers like in regular Like you see this

1397
01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:02,120
Speaker 1: guy's like expo, like in fucking tights and then you

1398
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:06,040
Speaker 1: see him like, hey, how are you Yes? How she

1399
01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:09,040
Speaker 1: dress as a night Oh wait, I'm mixing up my parties.

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01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:12,080
Speaker 1: They look so big on TV or even like seeing

1401
01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:14,960
Speaker 1: them in the ring and stuff. They just look like figurines.

1402
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:18,639
Speaker 1: Even the women. So with the exception of Charlotte Flair,

1403
01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:20,840
Speaker 1: who is like six ft three or something like, the

1404
01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:24,720
Speaker 1: rest of them are tiny or smaller. Yeah, that's the

1405
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:28,479
Speaker 1: thing about famous people. They're always smaller and fucking I

1406
01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:31,160
Speaker 1: don't know when that one where they wore all black

1407
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:34,280
Speaker 1: when they became like there was three of the guys.

1408
01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:36,479
Speaker 1: It's the biggest people I've ever seen in my Sometimes

1409
01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:41,400
Speaker 1: they're they're either gigantic or smaller. Yeah, that is true.

1410
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:43,519
Speaker 1: I saw a picture of this is the last thing

1411
01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:45,320
Speaker 1: I'll say Ben Affleck. This week, I was looking at

1412
01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:48,720
Speaker 1: paparazzi shots from their wedding that j Loo and Ben

1413
01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:53,080
Speaker 1: got married. Um. Ben Affleck is walking down the street

1414
01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:56,600
Speaker 1: with his daughter, Violet, who is fifteen, and she is

1415
01:14:57,360 --> 01:15:00,200
Speaker 1: just probably two inches shorter than him, and I looked

1416
01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:02,200
Speaker 1: up ben Affleck's height to be like what is going

1417
01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:05,320
Speaker 1: on here? This? And she looks exactly like Jennifer Garner exactly,

1418
01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:08,720
Speaker 1: but she is and she's wearing flats. She's walking like

1419
01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:12,640
Speaker 1: with her arm around him, so like there's not a

1420
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:16,559
Speaker 1: dep thing. It's not a Johnny Depp thing. And it

1421
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:18,800
Speaker 1: was crazy and I looked it up. He's six two

1422
01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:21,479
Speaker 1: and a half, so this girl is six ft at fifteen.

1423
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:24,400
Speaker 1: I'm so jealous. I think it's so cool. I love

1424
01:15:24,439 --> 01:15:26,479
Speaker 1: the tall lady. Did you see the video of him

1425
01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:29,920
Speaker 1: taking photos with people while you're smoking a cigarette? I

1426
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:33,719
Speaker 1: gotta show it to you. So he's doing the nicest

1427
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:37,000
Speaker 1: thing ever while being so upset that he has to

1428
01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:43,360
Speaker 1: take photos with regular people smoking. Is it recent? Oh?

1429
01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:48,800
Speaker 1: I thought it was. And then like he's smiling, and

1430
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:50,280
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden you see him just like

1431
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:55,559
Speaker 1: is that zoom and meeting where your face? Just buy guys,

1432
01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:59,000
Speaker 1: thanks so much, thank good drop all right, speaking of

1433
01:15:59,080 --> 01:16:01,400
Speaker 1: dropping out, we gotta Oh, we're gonna take a new

1434
01:16:01,479 --> 01:16:03,840
Speaker 1: podcast that will be out tomorrow with Chris to look

1435
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:05,760
Speaker 1: forward to that. Come see me in Vegas September two.

1436
01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:09,320
Speaker 1: Go see Andrew Agust thirtieth at Saints in Nahville. Show up.

1437
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:11,800
Speaker 1: We would love to meet you and see you and

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01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:14,799
Speaker 1: don't be cool. And Jack Carlotte