WEBVTT - Vacations vs. Staycations 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:08.880 Hey, everybody, we are back with another episode to hold up. 0:00:08.920 --> 0:00:11.480 I'm your host Josh Johnson, right for The Daily Show 0:00:11.520 --> 0:00:13.960 and joining me as my co host, dul Say Sloan, 0:00:14.040 --> 0:00:17.600 correspondent for The Daily Show. And we're getting right into it. 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:19.360 You know, I know that there's a lot going on 0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:21.960 the world. I know there's big things, there's wars, there's 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:24.320 there's market crashes. We're not gonna be talking about any 0:00:24.360 --> 0:00:27.240 of that. We're talking about stuff that probably doesn't even 0:00:27.280 --> 0:00:30.360 matter at all to anybody but us. And we're talking 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:34.560 about today stay cation versus vacation. Where do you stand? 0:00:34.640 --> 0:00:37.200 Where do you land? What do you want to go on? More? 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:39.320 And I'm not gonna put this on you. I'm just 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:42.199 saying that it seems to me like you are a 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:45.160 vacation kind of gal. I'm I'm a I'm a stay 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:47.680 cation dude. I'm a home body. Because for me, this, 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:49.440 I'm just gonna throw this out there, and this is 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:53.440 not pointed, but just just you're you're gonna you're gonna 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:56.080 catch some bass in my voice, all right, You're gonna 0:00:56.080 --> 0:01:00.400 you're gonna catch some tone. Okay. I cannot stand the 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:03.639 fact that a vacation includes a trip to the airport, 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:06.720 a trip to a bus station, a trip like I 0:01:06.800 --> 0:01:09.040 like to already be places I don't like to travel. 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:12.320 People say they like traveling. You like to already be there. 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:15.840 The airport is a nightmare. Okay, so you want to 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:20.320 be able to teleport. That's what that sounds like. Yes, 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:25.920 I'm sick of attacks, like the actual social attacks at 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:27.679 an airport that I have to go through to have 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:31.200 a vacation. It doesn't make any sense. Do you have 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:35.759 clear and pre check? I have clear, I have pre checked. 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:38.080 But you know what, sometimes those clothes I didn't even 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:41.720 know that was possible. Sometimes nobody close them. Not only 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:44.040 will they be closed, they won't be open early enough. 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:50.880 Then customs also closes as if planes don't land daily. 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:53.480 So it's like you should at least see like when's 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:57.440 the earliest flight coming in from an international flight? Be open? 0:01:57.520 --> 0:02:02.040 When's the latest flight leaving? Be fucking open? Who invented 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:04.240 this nonsense? We know who did it, but we won't 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:08.320 have to talk about them. Um, we know who did this, 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:10.919 We know who did it. Have you considered taking a 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:17.600 vacation in a car like try, Well, you don't drive? No, No, 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:21.280 I can't drive so no, I have not considered taking 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:23.800 a vacation in a car. That would be a car 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:28.440 accident almost immediately. Okay, what I think you should try? Oh, 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:30.160 you can do like the best of both worlds. Like 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:32.240 you remember whenever it was like I had left the 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:34.799 city and was like just took over the mountains of me, 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:37.600 like Upstate New York and all these other places like 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:41.000 the Poconos, which full disclosure, for most of my life 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:45.160 I thought was islands. I'm just finding out they're not 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:50.480 islands right now. See don't they sound like islands? Yeah? Yeah, 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:54.519 they're fucking mountains. It also sounds like islands. We don't 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:57.360 fully understand, right, So it's like, oh, we're going to 0:02:57.360 --> 0:02:59.600 the Poconos. So if you say that word to me, 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:02.480 you're telling me it's a vacation. I'm hearing the word 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:07.800 Poconos expecting mountains in New York because sounds crazy, Um, 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:13.359 just landlocked just higher altitudes sounds nuts. Have you considered, 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:15.360 cause then you can get like the best of both worlds. 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:19.960 You drive up to a cabin and then you're staying 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:25.200 in a cabin, so you're getting your staycation, but you're 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:28.120 just not at your house. No, because at my home. 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:32.200 I know where everything is. This cabin, this, this cabin. 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:35.040 You know, how do we know there's not murders? How 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:38.560 do we know there's not somebody waiting? The cabin is 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:40.960 where the stuff happens from the movie. You're right, That's 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:43.160 why I don't like going up there. I'll say, for me, 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:46.520 it depends. But I think because we have been in 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:49.920 a panorama, a Panasonic, a Pondule's day, a Popeye's for 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:54.680 the past two years. My desire because like I'm a 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:58.880 beach person, right because like my family is from Miami. 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:01.080 I was born there at least lived there. So like, 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:07.960 for me, vacation means beach period. Don't look at me 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:10.560 and go like, oh, we're going to like somewhere. There's 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:13.920 not to be any geographical place. Is not a beach 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:17.080 for vacation. I'm gonna look at you like your next 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:19.760 you don't want to go to Montana? You don't want to? 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:23.440 I mean, because here's the thing. Look like. The other 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:26.320 thing about vacations that I can't stand is that there's 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:29.760 a pressure to like have fun and do activities and 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:32.760 and and like really be out there whereas a staycation. 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:35.159 Now it's all up to you, do you want Netflix? 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:37.560 Do you want to just relax? You want sleep? That's 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:42.479 all happening. It's happening at home. I have been on 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:46.440 vacation with people and it's been chilly ship and we're 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:51.200 doing whatever, we're doing whatever we do it, and then 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:53.000 there's other people that want to give you like a 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:57.200 full itinerary and itemize and I'm like, this is not 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:01.880 relaxing because I don't this in my life. So it's 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:04.720 like also, like you'll go on vacation with people and 0:05:04.760 --> 0:05:11.839 they don't want to spend money on food. Wait what 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:17.200 It's like I've thrown on vacations with people and it's like, 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:19.360 well I don't want to spend a bunch of money 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:22.640 on food, and you're like, bitch, what are you talking about? 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:25.080 Like I'm gonna make it. It's like, well, we can 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:28.360 just get mad that I am not eating anywhere where 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:30.760 I can eat where I live. Do you want to 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:33.760 know what that is? Though? That's a staycation person going 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:36.679 on a vacation. So there's a broke person going on vacation. 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:38.919 Because a broke person going on vacation, you should have 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:41.680 stay at home. Should stay at home. It's like I 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:45.440 like I now like when I go on vacation, I 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:48.279 want of like a hotel room that haves like even 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:51.240 as a kitchen net or something, right, because like you 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:53.239 want to be able to have like little snack ease, 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:55.200 and so you have a place that has like a 0:05:55.200 --> 0:05:59.080 little kitchen area so you can keep cold cut cold. Okay, 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:01.960 keeps cold cut cold. Nobody's eating hot cold cuts. That's 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:04.960 a get sick. Um. You get some nice fruits, you 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:07.359 bring you some watermelon, nice little treats, get you some 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:10.159 cold drinks, and then you have a nice thing on 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:13.599 the beach. You are not about this, no, because you 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:18.440 know what you're describing. It is home. No, that's that's 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:21.440 that's that's home to me. I already got the cold cuts, 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:23.960 already got them cold not warm, already got the fruits 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:26.520 in the veggies. I'm doing all of my my my 0:06:26.680 --> 0:06:29.840 things at home. And this is the other thing about 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:33.279 vacations is that people always end up doing my stuff 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:41.120 out there. So then be to watch Netflix, to watch 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:44.720 Columbia Netflix. I got my American Netflix listen once. It's 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:46.359 like because like when I went to Turks and Cakeos, 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:48.960 like a lot of those resort places people have been 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:53.200 at the beach all day long, they're probably gonna be exhausted. 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:55.719 So like some places don't like so it didn't have 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:57.920 like a lot of like a lot of nightlife because 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:00.839 like a family place, like I to meet people that 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:02.920 lived there. Remember I told you one on the date 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:06.880 that was just ended up being a family outing. Um 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:11.320 yeah right, just wow tho for the listeners. Um, I 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:13.600 went on a boat tour, was hanging out with like 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:17.200 twine middle aged white people from New Jersey because they 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:20.480 were also on the boat. We had a great time. Uh. 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:22.280 But one of the guys that was working on the boat, 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:24.200 I think it was like this. He wasn't the captain. 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:26.360 Captain was married, because I would have gone from the captains, 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:28.440 but because you know, you gotta go for the nick 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:31.720 in charge, why would I go for the assistant. That 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:34.120 sounds crazy, So but he was a nice man. We 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:35.440 hung out. He's like, okay, I want to take you 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:37.840 out and I was like sure. He's like, yeah, there's 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:39.600 this bar we all go to. I said, okay, cool, 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:41.400 because I didn't want to do some stuff where which 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:44.440 is just like being on the resort all day. So 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:47.120 he comes and picks me up, and when I see him. 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:51.840 He's there's a older woman in the front seat drinking 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:54.760 a corona and I was like, oh my, gonna get 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:57.560 a kidnap. This is annoying. But I had met some 0:07:57.640 --> 0:08:01.080 girls from Atlanta. Um, you know, we don't play that game. 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:03.480 So they took pictures of him when he wasn't looking, 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:07.560 and then they took pictures of the car and the 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:09.200 girl one of the girls was like, she's like, you're 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:12.640 coming back, and I was like, thank you so much. Um, look, 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:15.320 once again, these are vacation things. I don't have to 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:19.000 take pictures of anything anybody. But I used to do 0:08:19.040 --> 0:08:22.040 this in college, like when like the younger girls would 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:24.800 have a guy like come and pick them up. Like 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:27.160 where'd you meet him? Oh, we were met in something 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:29.080 like this is like early two thousands. They might have 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:31.560 met like something like black player at the college clubs 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:35.280 and stupid like that. So if none of our friends 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:38.439 knew who he was, we took a picture of him, 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:41.160 took a picture of the license plate. He's like, wow, 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:43.400 why would yall do this. I'm like, because she's coming back. 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:48.360 That's why I had no casualties in here. And some 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:50.520 of them would get so spooked. One dude just left 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:52.240 the girl. He was like, I don't want to deal 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:54.679 with this, and I was like, see you would ended 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:58.080 up on the news. You're welcome, but I mean I 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:01.840 mean maybe yeah, yeah, that made the seams. Why are 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:04.760 you so upset? Why are you so bothered by this? Right? 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:07.800 So I go, I go hang so like it's it's 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:09.800 it's his auntie in the car and then his cousins 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:12.240 in the back seat. And then come to find out 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:13.800 later the reason all of the untie and the cousin 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:16.199 we're in the car because it was the aunties car, right, 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:20.280 So these but I still had a fun time. I 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:23.319 had an experience. He tried to calm me and starting 0:09:23.320 --> 0:09:25.880 a jet skiing business. I was like, absolutely not. I 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:28.680 don't know your last name. But it was a nice man, goad. 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:30.280 I didn't give him the cookies because he was poor. 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:35.160 But what I'm saying is you go on vacations. I 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:40.280 have adventurous right. But the other girls I was hanging 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:44.360 out with, they stayed at the resort the entire time 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:46.839 because it's an all inclusive resort. And when the girls 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:48.719 was like, She's like, I get my money's worth. I'm 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:52.839 drinking everything, I'm eating all of the food. I am 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:56.480 not leaving this resort because I paid the money. Me. 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:58.679 On the other hand, I was just like, I've been 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:01.520 on this resort for three I had because I got 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:05.280 I was there from a Wednesday to a Thunday. Yeah. Yeah, Now, 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:08.880 maybe I just haven't been to as many places as you, 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:11.520 so then maybe that's part of what's happening. But I'll 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:14.040 tell you right now, there are adventurers at home. They're 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:16.959 adventures that you can have that you would have never 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:21.280 One time I lost my remote and I genuinely I 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:23.640 couldn't find it. I couldn't find it anywhere, and I 0:10:23.679 --> 0:10:25.960 looked up and down, I was tossing cushions, I was 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:30.680 everything right, And eventually I just started walking up to 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:33.040 the TV every time that had changed the channel right. 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:37.080 And then one day in my staycation, three day staycation, 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:40.920 then on the third day, I opened one of the 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:44.840 drawers in my kitchen boom remote right there all right Now. 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:46.320 I don't know how it got there. Now I got 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:49.280 an adventure and a mystery. I even have to leave home. 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:59.360 That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Also, you must 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:02.160 have had able because you can't change the stream of 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:04.959 service without it control. I don't know why my thing 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:07.120 is sad and your thing is normal? All right, I 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:09.880 don't I don't know why that happened at all. Listen. 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:13.440 I went on an adventure with strangers, Okay. I found 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:15.520 out that about the little dogs that have on the island. 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:20.559 I saw all the all the islands. I was parasailing. Okay. 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:23.080 I found out that I could not ride a horse 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:25.840 on the beach because as a weight limit on these horses. 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:27.520 And now I have a joke about it because I 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:31.040 was like, where did you get these weak ass horses from? You? 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:33.240 See what I'm saying, Like horses used to be able 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:36.280 to put armor on people, and then armor on horses, 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:39.600 and then we go to war. So I'm like, where 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:41.920 did you get these horses from? Look, I'll tell you 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:45.719 right now. I also have had some riveting staycations. One 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:47.960 time I had a dream about a turtle and it 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:51.840 was whild woke up sweating everything. How do I hang up? 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:54.080 How do I hang up? How do I what? Why 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:56.719 would you help? Why would you? Why would you hang up? 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:59.480 I'm making good points. I would to hang up. You 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:01.760 cannot tell me about a dream about a turtle and 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:05.400 compare that to me and another girl swag surfing in 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:09.360 the sky. It doesn't work that way. Now it worked 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:13.560 that way from me, I had power absolutely not listen. 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:16.480 This money you can't take it with you. Okay, first 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:19.600 and foremost, I can't take this money with you. You 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:22.360 work hard, you might as well spend it. This is 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:24.719 the thing about vacation though. It's like sometimes it's like 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:29.200 like vacations come to an end, so stay even like 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:32.280 cations come to in end because you have to take 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:34.839 ass back to work. Right. So that's the hardest part 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:38.480 of either being on a vacation or a staycation. You 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:41.760 know you have to now go back. Well, I guess 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:45.000 you're a stay cation and you just wake up. I 0:12:45.040 --> 0:12:48.920 guess boom, thank you. That's what I was going to say. 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:52.480 What I was going to say, Wow, exactly what I 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:55.040 was gonna say. Could you just go to work? Like 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:59.079 that's it? You just go every weekend stressing, stressing and 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:01.640 flights you know, Oh, how do I get back? I 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:06.960 get back on the train, sir, excuse me? Why blow 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:09.319 my dolls? I did not expect this to happen. While 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:16.880 we were recorded, I think about all the places that 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:19.720 I wanted to go as like a kid, like recently, 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:22.920 I wait, didn't you go to Hawaii with your mom? 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:27.680 Mm hmm for them? That wasn't for me. That that's 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:30.520 I'm trying to give my mom and my aunt a 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:35.240 better life, so that that's just something that I thought 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:38.880 that they would enjoy. I on the other hand, I 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:41.240 could have stayed home. I could have watched all the 0:13:41.280 --> 0:13:43.360 ne I was binging at the time, so that I 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:46.120 had to quit binging and then and then get on 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:48.360 a plane and watch it on a plane on a 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:51.480 tiny screen. Then I had to get to Hawaii, which 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:53.800 is beautiful. Don't get me wrong. It's beautiful. There's beaches, 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:57.679 there's like, you know, scantily clad people, and there's their 0:13:57.840 --> 0:14:01.119 son and all the stuff. And some body who doesn't 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:04.600 like the beach, Like you make me think you're someone 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:09.920 who doesn't like the beach. It's just itchy dirt. It's 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:14.600 just it's just when you have you heard Ja Jordan's 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:19.920 joke h where he says, uh, sand is just gay dirt, 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:30.440 heard im saying he said it out. He's so funny. 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:32.560 I have to look him up. But it's like, I 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:35.520 went to Hawaii back in March, because like we had 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:39.040 some um. We had some off time from the show, 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:42.000 and I wanted to go, but I was like, I 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:44.440 don't know anybody in Hawaii. I don't I want to go. 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:47.040 I want to go just because it's like I grew 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:49.160 up in the nineties. They sent everybody on every TV 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:51.920 show to Hawaii, so it's been like propped up to 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:55.120 us for generations. And I was like, I want to go, 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:57.520 but I want to go by myself about because I 0:14:57.520 --> 0:14:59.440 definitely want the turs and Cake goes by myself. But 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:02.080 I was like, there's black people here, I'll be fine, 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:04.960 but Hawaii, I don't know the cats. And his way 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:06.960 on the other side of the planet is literally right 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:09.640 in the middle of the specific Pacific Ocean. You have 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:12.160 no backup. So it's like I don't know body know 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:14.720 nobody out here. And then my big brother Tom Bell 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:17.600 an amazing comic uh and stays on the TV show. 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:20.760 He was doing shows out there, so I was like, 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:24.880 brother going, I'm gonna go with him. I go out there, 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:27.400 we have fun, I meet a young man. I come back, 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:32.880 you know, uh in April um and then I hung 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:34.880 out with him. But then I got to go like 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:37.000 to more of the beaches and see you know, he 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:38.960 took me all around and see the island because we 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:42.960 were on uh it was Oahu when you went where 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:45.640 you were? You who are Maui? I was in Maui. 0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:49.560 And I'll say this even you know you mentioned you know, 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:52.680 the the what what's the best way to put it? 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:59.080 The brief and exciting romance on a vacation. You know, 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:02.680 there's something about meaning a person on vacation, and you 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:06.600 know it's it's it's like new and it's fresh. And 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:08.880 then it's like, oh, I'm gonna have to leave soon, 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:11.960 So how far it's gonna go. I'm I'm into the 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:16.320 whole romance novel aspects of romance vacations. But you know 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:19.520 what a stay cation? Hey, you come back any time, 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:23.120 all right, You can come back whenever you want, I 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:25.840 hear you. But for that to work, you already have 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:29.440 to have somebody on the hook before your staycation starts. 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:32.240 And also I thought this was gonna be a brief moment. 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:35.560 And then this man was trying to marry me, um, 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:39.080 which I did not see coming um. And I was like, hey, 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:41.200 I just wanted to be like a fun, casual thing, 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:44.160 trying to make it a stay cation. He was trying 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:46.000 to make it a steakcake because then if you would 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:48.240 if he had married you and you had moved. My 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:51.080 man is doing the same things that I'm talking about doing. 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:53.640 You know. It's like you meet someone on vacation and 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:55.880 you make it a stay cation because you fall for him. 0:16:56.920 --> 0:16:59.120 I was not going to move to Oh. I have 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:01.080 so much work to do. Like you said, I'm trying 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:03.080 to get my mom a better life. I can't do 0:17:03.200 --> 0:17:05.280 that in Hawaiian I can't. I don't know the job 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:07.560 I supposed to have. I was gonna keep marrying hill 0:17:07.560 --> 0:17:11.360 from working, but it did not exist on that particular island. 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:15.960 But like, because like I was just in Okay, here's 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:18.960 the best example of the staycation. I was just in 0:17:19.080 --> 0:17:22.680 London for the past months shooting a TV show m HM. 0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:27.080 So it was a work trip, but I wasn't working 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:31.360 all the time. And then for me sometimes that I'm 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:33.399 in a new place, because like I waited to do 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:36.200 all the touristy tourist the stuff. So my mom came 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:39.639 the first week, we were like, wait, you were there. 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:43.000 I was there. I was waiting for you to remember 0:17:43.040 --> 0:17:45.119 that I was also there. But I was waiting for 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:48.320 you to mention that you were also there. I didn't 0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:50.440 want to interrupt you know, I know that we argue 0:17:50.440 --> 0:17:52.600 all this show, but I won't be rude. Okay, I 0:17:52.680 --> 0:17:55.560 hear it. I get you. Um, But like we were 0:17:55.600 --> 0:17:57.439 there for like I was there for a month, you 0:17:57.480 --> 0:17:59.760 were there for a week, and so they were a 0:17:59.840 --> 0:18:03.679 day as we weren't working. But there were days we 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:06.119 weren't working. But like I didn't feel like running around London, 0:18:06.320 --> 0:18:08.040 and I'm sure there were some days where you didn't 0:18:08.040 --> 0:18:11.680 want running around London. So I didn't feel like running 0:18:11.680 --> 0:18:16.560 around London because I my chest popped off. Oh yeah, 0:18:16.600 --> 0:18:19.000 what happened with that? Could you have to get their 0:18:19.119 --> 0:18:23.200 Russian ivy profit? This is this is why staycations are better. 0:18:23.200 --> 0:18:25.680 I'll tell you right now. So I'm in London and 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:28.080 I'm just doing a regular bench press. I'm not I'm 0:18:28.119 --> 0:18:29.880 not doing I'm not trying to be a hero. I'm 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:31.679 not trying to save any lives. I'm not trying to 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:33.800 lift a car off a baby or anything. I'm doing 0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:36.280 a regular bench press that I normally do, and I 0:18:36.359 --> 0:18:39.840 just hear a pop and I feel I feel a tear, 0:18:40.359 --> 0:18:43.199 and I re rack the bar and my arm is 0:18:43.240 --> 0:18:47.240 not co operating, and I'm sitting there swelling like you 0:18:47.440 --> 0:18:49.879 like you saw me. I can't believe I went to 0:18:49.920 --> 0:18:53.200 the museum. You saw me like two hours after it happened. 0:18:53.560 --> 0:18:55.720 And so I don't know what to do because I 0:18:55.800 --> 0:18:58.359 just got this like boulder on the left side of 0:18:58.400 --> 0:19:01.840 my chest. And if I had been home doing a 0:19:01.880 --> 0:19:04.280 stay cation, doing a bench press, I would have known 0:19:04.320 --> 0:19:06.080 what doctor to go to. I don't even know if 0:19:06.080 --> 0:19:08.360 they'll see me because I'm not from here. And apparently 0:19:08.400 --> 0:19:10.360 the health care is free, but is it free for everybody? 0:19:10.400 --> 0:19:12.960 Do they just have like healthcare spilling out the back 0:19:12.960 --> 0:19:15.360 of trucks or do I need to go fill out 0:19:15.359 --> 0:19:19.200 a form? So you know, stay cation is even better 0:19:19.240 --> 0:19:23.760 for getting to hurt. Yeah, I mean one, that's your 0:19:23.800 --> 0:19:25.800 fault for working out while he was on vacation. That's 0:19:25.800 --> 0:19:32.720 on you. I mean, wow, Okay, you wasn't going to 0:19:32.800 --> 0:19:36.320 get out of shape in a week. Yeah, but like 0:19:36.400 --> 0:19:38.640 the shape wasn't gonna change, like you wasn't gonna stop 0:19:38.640 --> 0:19:41.040 being a trappings away when I was going to be 0:19:41.040 --> 0:19:43.720 like a huge I want to be one of those 0:19:43.800 --> 0:19:46.480 big you know what, I'll go on vacation when I'm 0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:52.639 torn and ripped. Like Michael B. Jordan's I want this 0:19:52.760 --> 0:19:55.600 for you. You've been talking about it for years, and 0:19:56.400 --> 0:19:58.240 well you don't have to remind me how long I've 0:19:58.240 --> 0:20:02.119 been trying. I mean, listen, we know that I've been 0:20:02.119 --> 0:20:05.000 trying to do various things with my body and they 0:20:05.000 --> 0:20:07.640 have not been coming to fruition. But it's just like 0:20:09.760 --> 0:20:11.360 I hear you on this because I was really trying 0:20:11.359 --> 0:20:13.760 to figure out because it was like because for my birthday, 0:20:13.800 --> 0:20:15.159 I was like, oh, I'm gonna go to l A 0:20:15.240 --> 0:20:17.440 for a couple of days, but then literally this morning, 0:20:17.480 --> 0:20:20.360 I was just like, what if I didn't mm hmm, 0:20:20.560 --> 0:20:22.639 Well if you had a staycation with all the people 0:20:22.720 --> 0:20:25.800 you already know in New York to come through because 0:20:25.960 --> 0:20:29.800 but but I did that. The last two years for 0:20:29.920 --> 0:20:32.360 my birthday was everybody in New York, and I haven't 0:20:32.359 --> 0:20:34.600 been able to see my l A friends. So for me, 0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:36.840 it's like, you know, getting re acquainted with people. And 0:20:36.880 --> 0:20:38.480 also like I've been in l A a a few times, 0:20:38.560 --> 0:20:41.320 it was like it's always been for work, so then 0:20:41.359 --> 0:20:43.440 you can't be around anybody because you gotta make sure 0:20:43.480 --> 0:20:47.439 you don't catch ronny. So I've done a staycation before 0:20:47.680 --> 0:20:50.159 and it's like, oh, I'm gonna do this, and I'm 0:20:50.200 --> 0:20:52.920 gonna do that, I'm gonna do smart crafting, and then 0:20:53.000 --> 0:20:56.280 I just really give myself permission to just lay down, 0:20:58.440 --> 0:21:00.480 which is the best. I don't know, I don't know 0:21:00.520 --> 0:21:03.800 why people are trying to have ambitious stay cations. Okay, 0:21:04.119 --> 0:21:06.520 it was made for you to lay where you lay, 0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:10.639 for you to eat where you eat. It. It's absolutely perfect, 0:21:10.840 --> 0:21:13.320