Speaker 1: Start Up Up Episode thirty five. We've gotta go, well,
Speaker 1: are we done? No? No, no, because we we gotta
Speaker 1: move fast, because this is gonna be the shortest episode
Speaker 1: known to man, So we gotta cram as much in
Speaker 1: this episode. A man fifte minute morning show is always shorter,
Speaker 1: that's true, But this is gonna be the shortest of
Speaker 1: the of the Broken Boys episodes. Remember number thirty five
Speaker 1: is the shortest one you ever lived, right, I don't
Speaker 1: know about that. We're gonna keep rambling. Okay, Scared body, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: scared your Brody, scared Brodie, your scary and and the
Speaker 1: JABRONI I don't like that bron, like the rock said.
Speaker 1: So I read an article yesterday that said podcasts played
Speaker 1: on smart speakers should be short. Yeah, I heard that too,
Speaker 1: And why did I read that? I don't know. What's
Speaker 1: the origin between listening to a podcast on a smart
Speaker 1: speaker versus your car speakers or your headphones. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think like, if you're in your house walking around,
Speaker 1: you're not paying attention. It can't be a long podcast.
Speaker 1: I don't know. They say they do better smart speaker
Speaker 1: pod casts do better when they're shorter. So if you're
Speaker 1: listening to us in a smart speaker right now, let
Speaker 1: us know, and let us know if you cut us
Speaker 1: off by the way you just said, what's between listening
Speaker 1: in your headphones versus on a smart speaker? Right I'm
Speaker 1: having a versus problem? Why because someone in my life.
Speaker 1: Remember I told you about my friend who texts me
Speaker 1: your someone in my life, your your your person. You
Speaker 1: don't yo yo yo yo um. Someone in my life
Speaker 1: constantly says me verse him or that versus this. And
Speaker 1: the word is not verse versus part of a song.
Speaker 1: It's versus v R s us. Now it's one thing
Speaker 1: if you say it wrong. But this person texted me
Speaker 1: the word, and I know they don't use voice text,
Speaker 1: so use voice to text. And you say, oh uh,
Speaker 1: that's better than that or this verse that, and you
Speaker 1: say verse, that's why what they wrote verse, and I
Speaker 1: don't know. I can't bring it up to them. It's
Speaker 1: it's someone that I can't correct, like at someone I gets.
Speaker 1: It's someone in a position where I can't correct them.
Speaker 1: And they and they they they sent me communication a
Speaker 1: community a and it said verse. I just I can't.
Speaker 1: It's somebody who signs Brodie's checks. And it's not an
Speaker 1: intern it was it's just somebody that I can't approach
Speaker 1: and it's burning makes I know they're gonna do it again,
Speaker 1: and it's just it's one of those things. By the way,
Speaker 1: you could tell somebody to tell them, why don't you
Speaker 1: tell their right? Yeah? Wrap them out? I go, well,
Speaker 1: you know, listen, take the person aside and say, look,
Speaker 1: one of your employees. Yeah. So anyway, a lot of
Speaker 1: people always will will uh message us and say thank you.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I'm I'm more confident of and
Speaker 1: now conscious of it. So so if you weren't conscious
Speaker 1: of it, h versus And by the way, I know
Speaker 1: it's vs. Abbreviated. But back to what I originally was
Speaker 1: saying when we started started back to reality. Back to reality.
Speaker 1: Um short podcast, very short. I'm gonnas you gotta be abrupt.
Speaker 1: But it's not my fault. It's not it's your fault.
Speaker 1: Actually it's after Elvis's fault. You want to playing it
Speaker 1: on that, gonna blame it on it. It's not my fault.
Speaker 1: I was ready, the studio wasn't ready. Then the cleaning
Speaker 1: lady was in here, and you were desperately trying to
Speaker 1: interview the cleaning lady. Um, she wasn't having it. Wasn't
Speaker 1: having it. By the way, there is this something just
Speaker 1: popped up in there that says scary right on there. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, So I want to make sure that that
Speaker 1: I'm correcting this before I rip you for it, um,
Speaker 1: But to explain to everybody why we got to do
Speaker 1: a short podcast today, because I'm not feeling good about that,
Speaker 1: because you got to do an interview, you got somewhere
Speaker 1: to go. You're cutting me off. Yeah, I'm cutting you off.
Speaker 1: I have two intern interviews scheduled, busy season, right and
Speaker 1: had we started the podcast on time except for after
Speaker 1: Elvis about two hours, but after Elvis did two episodes today.
Speaker 1: If you don't know what we're talking about, and why
Speaker 1: would you, it's just after Elvis. Um, they do. It's
Speaker 1: a great show. It's it's by the way, it's okay.
Speaker 1: A couple of things you need to run after Elvis.
Speaker 1: Number one, it's uh, usually Elvis hosting, but not always.
Speaker 1: It's members of the Elvis Draight Morning Show and a
Speaker 1: couple other people from who work here at the New
Speaker 1: York cluster of My Heart Media. It's a great um,
Speaker 1: great video podcast, right, beautiful graphics, and it's filmed in
Speaker 1: this studio and they talk about topics of the day,
Speaker 1: pop culture stuff, stuff in the news, and it's great.
Speaker 1: You may not have ever heard us mentioned it before.
Speaker 1: Because of the fifteen people on the morning show and
Speaker 1: the forty people that work in other radio stations, Scary
Speaker 1: Jones and I are the only ones that have never
Speaker 1: been asked to be on this shows. I've been on
Speaker 1: a few episodes. I'm sorry. I'm the only one that's
Speaker 1: never been as the show you were on The Walkers
Speaker 1: and Talkers and hold On. I was on an episode
Speaker 1: like seven months ago when we filmed it on the couch.
Speaker 1: I interviewed um uh uh Norman reads No, the the
Speaker 1: actress who plays um, Emily Kinney who plays beth On,
Speaker 1: who played Beth on The Walking Dead spoiler she's dead,
Speaker 1: and uh that was it. I was totally did a
Speaker 1: great job. Six months later, never been asked to be
Speaker 1: on the show again. I don't want to and I
Speaker 1: don't want to come back. Who's bad? No. The name
Speaker 1: of the bat, the name of the bat, stop it,
Speaker 1: stop it. The name of the bat is Lucille Meighan
Speaker 1: is the one who uses the bat to kill Megannigan.
Speaker 1: Any g a, n okay? Can you tell I don't
Speaker 1: watch The Walking Dead. I can tell you don't know
Speaker 1: pop culture because Lucille. I just see a bat with
Speaker 1: spikes on it. I know that's part of the show.
Speaker 1: It's not spikes, it's barbed I love Lucy's bats. Barbed wire.
Speaker 1: But by the way, it's not barbed wire unless it's
Speaker 1: wire names so it's barbed well, it's wire that has
Speaker 1: been barbed barbed wire bat used by Nigan in The
Speaker 1: Walking Dead, and it's called Lucille. He named it after
Speaker 1: his dead wife who cheated on when she had cancer.
Speaker 1: Who was a fine time to leave him, Lucille. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thanks for the Kenny Rodgers reference. So anyway, point is
Speaker 1: the point is, watch it after Elvis. It's a great show.
Speaker 1: It's on Facebook after Elvis show. It's on Facebook Live.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, it's it's it's Facebook Watch.
Speaker 1: It's on Facebook Watch. No, it's yes, it's Facebook Watch, yeah,
Speaker 1: Google after Elvis. It's great. Anyway, you haven't been on
Speaker 1: except for that one episode where Nigan and her bat stop.
Speaker 1: It's not her bat stop pit. You know what you're
Speaker 1: talking about. I don't. And by the way, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of people listening to us that have no fucking
Speaker 1: clue right what you're talking about. Balking Dead is the
Speaker 1: highest rated show on cable television. And uh, that's all.
Speaker 1: Let's move on. Welchris and Talkers podcast anyway, Um, you
Speaker 1: should play that clip in next. I want I want
Speaker 1: to take you to task. You made up a word today.
Speaker 1: Do we have time for this? For this? We have
Speaker 1: time for one that's short of a podcast? Alhead, I
Speaker 1: backed up my I backed it up fifteen minutes half
Speaker 1: we have a half hour. You said this on the
Speaker 1: morning show. I feel brow beaten. Oh I did say
Speaker 1: the beating. Yeah, I didn't realize that. I meant to
Speaker 1: say brow beaton, right. I feel it's like it's like
Speaker 1: broadcast when something past tense has been broadcast. That's past tense.
Speaker 1: You say broadcasted. That's not correct. You said brow beaton,
Speaker 1: which is past tense. Then you added the D at
Speaker 1: the end. I should have known better you My brain
Speaker 1: said one thing, my my mouth said another. What's the
Speaker 1: T shirt? You have department ever done in the department
Speaker 1: the Department of redund C Department. So I want to
Speaker 1: call you out on that grammar police. Oh, I think
Speaker 1: you liked I. I think you like dyslexics untie. That's
Speaker 1: my favorite, only because dyslexics untype don't believe in dog.
Speaker 1: You've got the groundar police jingle. You know people count
Speaker 1: on that. Right now, we're going to you just you
Speaker 1: just brought beaten well. I was gonna say the jingle
Speaker 1: for the segment because we've got a lot of great
Speaker 1: grammar polices where you go right into it. I got
Speaker 1: plenty to say at a list here, all right, Can
Speaker 1: I tell you about the deaf lady? Yeah? Okay, Now,
Speaker 1: my daughter got mad at me when I told the
Speaker 1: story last night. I'm gonna just, for like two seconds,
Speaker 1: do my impression of the woman who was deaf, just
Speaker 1: so you can understand how she sounded. Not that I'm
Speaker 1: making fun of her. I want to make that clear.
Speaker 1: Would never make fun of anyone with a handicap, But
Speaker 1: it's part of the story. Where do you draw the line? Well,
Speaker 1: to draw the line between. If you listen to this podcast,
Speaker 1: you should know that I'm a kind and sensitive person,
Speaker 1: but that I and I'm not would never make fun
Speaker 1: of someone to be cruel. It's comedy. It's comedy. I'm
Speaker 1: just painting the picture as you should. Okay. So I'm
Speaker 1: in a place of business, politically correct. Okay, I'm in
Speaker 1: a place of business where one of the employees is deaf.
Speaker 1: I go there a lot, all right, And she also
Speaker 1: sometimes deaf people speak, but it sounds a little um
Speaker 1: off because they can't hear how they sound. This woman,
Speaker 1: sweet woman, works in this location and she doesn't speak
Speaker 1: really at all, so she sort of sounds like this,
Speaker 1: and again it's just for recreation. I work. She can't
Speaker 1: feel words. Okay, we're done. Okay. Her one of her
Speaker 1: co workers was was in the area with her ten
Speaker 1: feet away and I'm ten feet away from them like
Speaker 1: a triangle. And the deaf woman is trying to say something.
Speaker 1: She needs something taken care of. So she says she
Speaker 1: speaks the way she speaks, and the other woman says, now,
Speaker 1: I asked the question. So before you say the woman's
Speaker 1: a lip reader, she doesn't read lips very well. Right,
Speaker 1: she's a lip reader a little bit, but not great
Speaker 1: at it. So it's not like you were saying olive juice.
Speaker 1: And she's like, I love you, right, or I love Jews.
Speaker 1: So I had a problem with this woman. I think
Speaker 1: I told this story in one of the fifty minute
Speaker 1: morning show whatever. The first time I met her, she
Speaker 1: did something and I said, oh, allow me, I'll do
Speaker 1: that for you, and she didn't say thank you. So
Speaker 1: when she walked away, I went she could have said
Speaker 1: thank you. And and the woman I was dealing with
Speaker 1: helping me, she says woman's death, and I felt like
Speaker 1: an ass because I didn't know. Okay, So this woman
Speaker 1: is trying to communicate something very important and the other
Speaker 1: woman she works with says, I don't understand what you're saying. Right,
Speaker 1: So she says it again, blah blah blah blah blah. Right.
Speaker 1: So then so then the woman says, the non deaf
Speaker 1: woman says, I don't know what you mean. I don't
Speaker 1: understand you, and she's getting louder. So the woman says
Speaker 1: it again or whatever she can try goes, I don't
Speaker 1: understand you. I don't understand what you're saying. My point
Speaker 1: was the woman got louder and louder the convey she
Speaker 1: didn't understand. You're yelling at a deaf woman. Compell He's
Speaker 1: like I don't stand you're saying. I don't understand what
Speaker 1: you're saying. Why don't you just pick up a pen
Speaker 1: and write it? Well, that was what I was questioning.
Speaker 1: Or type it on your phone. Yeah, we have we
Speaker 1: have devices in our pockets. We could write. She wasn't
Speaker 1: like she was like pantomiming, like going, I you know,
Speaker 1: shaking hand. She wasn't trying to do sign language. She
Speaker 1: kept getting louder. So remember people, Yeah, if they're deaf,
Speaker 1: yelling louder isn't going to help them and to make
Speaker 1: And also, on a similar note, you do that with
Speaker 1: people who don't speak englsh That's correct. Don't if the
Speaker 1: person does not speaking by speaking louder to them or slower? No,
Speaker 1: blind Glass, don't Where is the B train? Na blind Glass?
Speaker 1: So apologizing Yeah, I'm so sorry. Where is the B train?
Speaker 1: At nab blind Glass? The B train? Where is the
Speaker 1: B train? Uh? Yeah, you do that and then rephrasing
Speaker 1: the question doesn't help it either. I'm looking for the beach.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna understand it any easier. Okay, don't yell
Speaker 1: at people that don't speak said louder is better. Okay.
Speaker 1: By the way, I've been getting into drinking espresso lately.
Speaker 1: Why did you read somewhere that it was trendy? No, no,
Speaker 1: if you read the avocado toast dipped an espresso, it's
Speaker 1: you know, when I got to dinner with my friends,
Speaker 1: I have a couple of friends in this was one
Speaker 1: guy in the circle of friends that he loves to
Speaker 1: have after dinner espresso. So I'm sitting there like, I
Speaker 1: never liked espresso when I was a kid. My father
Speaker 1: used to drink it. They used to put these three
Speaker 1: espresso beans in the espresso with uh sambuca or anazette
Speaker 1: and with a lemon peel, and my father used to
Speaker 1: have it all the time. And I'm like, oh, it's gross.
Speaker 1: But I guess maybe I'm adulting now finally, is this
Speaker 1: Is this a sign that I'm becoming an adult? I
Speaker 1: don't know if it makes you an adult to drink espresso. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know, having espresso after dinner, like an after
Speaker 1: dinner espresso. So now it's like a crave bit whenever
Speaker 1: I got to dinner, Yeah, I have to have espresso. Espresso. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, first of all, the congratulations, you don't
Speaker 1: say espresso anymore? Who the hell says express. You used
Speaker 1: to say espresso. Come on, yes you did, Yes, an
Speaker 1: Italian clothing store, that's Express Espresso. Oh I don't know,
Speaker 1: um no, But did you know that they put three beans,
Speaker 1: three coffee beans in it for good luck? For some reason,
Speaker 1: I learned this, and you guys could google this. Three
Speaker 1: beans means it's good luck. If you put too bad luck,
Speaker 1: you put one being bad luck for awful. So you
Speaker 1: have to put three beans, and you're Espresso because God
Speaker 1: is looking down saying, let me, hold on, let me
Speaker 1: not kill cancer. Hold on a second, let me not
Speaker 1: stop that hurricane. Let me see how many beans are
Speaker 1: in scares Espresso. But apparently apparently it was a problem
Speaker 1: for my buddy when the waiter came to the table
Speaker 1: and he only and he put four of them in.
Speaker 1: There goes, You gave me an extra bean he wanted,
Speaker 1: he wanted a new Espresso. He sent it back. Everybody's
Speaker 1: an asshole. He is speaking of these superstitions. I said
Speaker 1: supersuperstition on purpose. We're not going to rehatch the whole thing.
Speaker 1: But last night on Jimmy Kimmel, as you know, I
Speaker 1: watched all the shows before I go to bed all
Speaker 1: of them. Um, he had Sebastra man of Scalco one man.
Speaker 1: I love that guy. Oh, by the way, I'm going
Speaker 1: to see him next week. Radio see musical. That's right
Speaker 1: on Friday night. That's what he was on promoting the musical.
Speaker 1: Did the person who got us the interview get you
Speaker 1: to tickets? No, m my girlfriend gave him to me
Speaker 1: for Christmas? Oh this is she going with you? What
Speaker 1: did she say? So it's funny you say this for
Speaker 1: a bit? No no, no no, hold on a second, I
Speaker 1: kind of feel bad. Okay, you're taking she gave me. No,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, she she gives this to me
Speaker 1: for Christmas. And she said to me, scary. Here she
Speaker 1: calls me scary Anthony. She said, Anthony, I'm giving you
Speaker 1: these Sebashia Maniscalco tickets there there for Friday. Where's it right,
Speaker 1: Radio City? This is what you told me. They're your tickets.
Speaker 1: Take who you want to take. But me, being the
Speaker 1: good boyfriend, we talked about this. We talked about the
Speaker 1: last time she gave you tickets? Was that what this was? More? No,
Speaker 1: she gave me a Christmas present. Oh no, she gave
Speaker 1: me dinner. No dinner to a restaurant is twice. Now
Speaker 1: she's given you where she say, don't take me? She
Speaker 1: said it, no, no, no. But the thing is, am
Speaker 1: I gonna be a dick if I take somebody else.
Speaker 1: I feel obligated to take her to dinner and to
Speaker 1: Sebashia Maniscalco. What if I called her right now and
Speaker 1: I said, hey, Robin, um so remember you told me
Speaker 1: I could take anybody to do that. I kind of
Speaker 1: did no because I could take you easily, because it's
Speaker 1: my my gift, right, yeah, this is my present. Okay,
Speaker 1: by the way, before you call Robin, and we are
Speaker 1: not going to call my wife. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: deal with this. I got her tickets to uh. I
Speaker 1: don't want to get into who and where and how?
Speaker 1: Who an unbelievably hard to get tickets. I get to
Speaker 1: a show, a concert of an artist we both like
Speaker 1: that we've seen together many times. And so I got
Speaker 1: her tickets to this very exclusive concert, and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: happy birthday, here's two tickets to this really hard to
Speaker 1: get concert, very expensive tickets. I'm not saying I paid
Speaker 1: a lot of money for him. I may have known someone,
Speaker 1: but regardless, right, I paid a lot of money let's
Speaker 1: be honest. I paid a lot of money, and I
Speaker 1: was figuring she'd go, oh, you should come with me, right,
Speaker 1: So she told me last week. Last week says, oh,
Speaker 1: my friend so and so has never seen this person.
Speaker 1: I'm taking harsh. She's so excited. Thanks again, thanks again.
Speaker 1: So I got I got scary Jones, all right. So
Speaker 1: Sebaster Maniscalco was talking about traditions. He and Jimmy Kimmel
Speaker 1: grew up with Italian traditions, and they talked about the malokia, right,
Speaker 1: and how to put your finger in oil and water
Speaker 1: to see and stir it and see if you have
Speaker 1: to start three times to see if you have the
Speaker 1: evil eye. So you stir it three times, you put
Speaker 1: oil and water and uh. Maniscalco said, if if the
Speaker 1: water and the oil mixes together, you've got the evil eye,
Speaker 1: you've been cursed. Wow, I didn't know that. If it
Speaker 1: forms rings, you've been cursed by an old person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was a whole rule. And Kimmel was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: my family too. And there's a there's a there's a
Speaker 1: blessing you have to say over it. It's put three
Speaker 1: espresso beans in your espresso. But they were talking about
Speaker 1: like you wear the horn to water. Well, that's the thing,
Speaker 1: the Malokia. You wear the red horn, right, Oh, you
Speaker 1: put the red horn in your rear view mirror in
Speaker 1: your car. You hang it if you drive a Monty Callo.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, so to ward off the evil eye, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to ward off the evil line by wearing
Speaker 1: the rather old Italian the horn. We've seen the red horn.
Speaker 1: And there's like a finger thing you can do, like
Speaker 1: to give the people. You do this, give the horns? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you do that. I just to do sign you hook
Speaker 1: a little bit and you pointed at people. It's like
Speaker 1: I'm trying to like write like hypnotize you. And so
Speaker 1: again that's what that's bad. Now we know everyone listening
Speaker 1: to this podcast listens in order, right, well, I don't
Speaker 1: know if they listen in order. We've had some people
Speaker 1: that have admitted on email recently that they do not
Speaker 1: listen in order. Are you gonna read the emails before
Speaker 1: you play the jingle? I'm gonna fucking play the jingle first,
Speaker 1: listen order. You need to listen order. You need to.
Speaker 1: We should that's right, because if you're listening to this
Speaker 1: for the first time and you discovered our podcast today
Speaker 1: with episode thirty five. That jingle was right, stop where
Speaker 1: you are sauld they finish this one, first finish this
Speaker 1: and then go to zero. Do not go to thirty
Speaker 1: four episode zero. So one of our episodes, I think
Speaker 1: it was twelve, doesn't really matter, you'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: We interviewed Sebastian Maniscalco. A great episode, but it's another
Speaker 1: one we talked about this. Our interviews don't have as
Speaker 1: many listens and replays. I think it's because people replay
Speaker 1: our episodes that we get so many more listens. Why
Speaker 1: the Joe Gatto episode is shooting up the charts now?
Speaker 1: It is now? It is really little boost from Joe
Speaker 1: himself when we labeled their way. Who can use our
Speaker 1: help because he's got tickets to a show going on
Speaker 1: sale very soon. The tender Loins are gonna be uh,
Speaker 1: they're gonna be performing. I think gonna be at the
Speaker 1: Borgatta This soul by the way, speaking in the tender Loins,
Speaker 1: that's actually the name of their group. That's their improv group.
Speaker 1: They're not the Impractical Jokers, right, That's why they always
Speaker 1: go to the Impractical Jokers show starring the Tenderloins, right,
Speaker 1: because the under Loins were their original group, and then
Speaker 1: they got a TV show based on the Tenderloins. But
Speaker 1: now that they impractical jokers. And by the way, they're
Speaker 1: gonna need our help promoting this. But you know what,
Speaker 1: that would be a great reminder for them to give
Speaker 1: us a little episode thirty four. The Borgata should have us. Uh,
Speaker 1: they should put us up for a couple of nights.
Speaker 1: Let us go down there and see the show. Maybe
Speaker 1: they with the Borgata. Maybe we should insure them. Maybe
Speaker 1: the Borgata. If you know people at the Borgata, they
Speaker 1: should sponsor this podcast. Funny you mentioned that the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys Borgata podcast. People downstairs have been at active talks
Speaker 1: with the Borgata and doing a campaign with Me's okay,
Speaker 1: well it's for you then, but well, well maybe we
Speaker 1: can get you in there too. Maybe we should be
Speaker 1: on stage. I'm the fan of the BORGATAO. They follow
Speaker 1: me on Twitter. Maybe we should be on stage at
Speaker 1: night and introduced them the Bobby Flay restaurant to Borgada.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now, the Porthhouse steak I had
Speaker 1: at the Bobby Flays what's it called Bobby play steak steak? Right?
Speaker 1: The best Porthouse. I haven't had my life. I was
Speaker 1: just there this weekend, by the way, not a Bobby
Speaker 1: Flay steak. I was at the Borgata, but the Porthhouse
Speaker 1: for two but I ordered it myself because it was good.
Speaker 1: I wasn't paying. Um. They really have so much going
Speaker 1: on there. The Borgata has been a first of all,
Speaker 1: the rooms are all renovated, then stay reopen. I hear
Speaker 1: it's fantastic. Well they never closed, by the way, not
Speaker 1: a sponsor for me. I've never closed. They renovated there. Oh,
Speaker 1: the food Hotly ship that's like walking into like really
Speaker 1: want is wonderland of chocolate. That's what I'm here. And food.
Speaker 1: There's so many options down there. And then the pool.
Speaker 1: They needed the pool or up there if you're from
Speaker 1: Philly or south of Atlantic or across from there wherever,
Speaker 1: or from if you're from you've got people from Maryland listening.
Speaker 1: We have a lot of people. But anyway, you gotta
Speaker 1: check out the Borgata and the water Club. They fantastic.
Speaker 1: And not to mention, they got a new Italian restaurant
Speaker 1: from our boy Michael Simon. He's in there too. Now.
Speaker 1: Oh god, God, this is gonna be the summer. I
Speaker 1: coined their phrase brody and I wanted to wanted them
Speaker 1: to use it, but they're not. They're not catching onto it.
Speaker 1: I wanted to do Gotta Borgada. Hey, you gotta just
Speaker 1: come up with that, just because you said you come
Speaker 1: up with a phrase. But how perfect would that be
Speaker 1: for them? I said, I'll go on the air every
Speaker 1: week and do a feature for you guys where you
Speaker 1: highlight three different things going on at the Borgatto in
Speaker 1: the sixty second commercial and I'm like, hey, it's scary Jones.
Speaker 1: Here's what you gotta Borgado this weekend. And then I
Speaker 1: mentioned three things going on, whether it be something at
Speaker 1: the Gypsy Bar or their nightclub premiere or by the way,
Speaker 1: not a sponsor, so we could talk about them freely. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not gonna hit the jingle because I they're not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you just told me a minute ago. You said
Speaker 1: you just said that they're they're trying, trying, So we're
Speaker 1: gonna see if they jump on board this summer. This
Speaker 1: would be a great summer to have us on. Anyway,
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn boys would love to come down and uh
Speaker 1: and host. I want to give a shout out to
Speaker 1: Maryland for a second, because you mentioned Maryland. If I
Speaker 1: look at the statistics on our podcast, just in cities,
Speaker 1: not in states, in in areas. Where are we're on
Speaker 1: on the Elvist Red Morning Show. Um, you would think
Speaker 1: some of the bigger cities would be the Okay, So
Speaker 1: New York City, New York is the number one area
Speaker 1: where people listen to this podcast. Philly is number two,
Speaker 1: pennsyl What about a Florida hold on, Miami Fort Laida
Speaker 1: Dale fourth the Miami Fort Laida Dale. Hello, correct me
Speaker 1: if I'm wrong, is the eighth or tenth largest radio
Speaker 1: market in the country. Hagerstown, Maryland is the number third
Speaker 1: biggest area listening to this podcast. So shout out Hagerstown, Maryland.
Speaker 1: Hagerstown coming in strong, coming in hot, Hager's out of
Speaker 1: hagers Well, bringing in. I know the big show is
Speaker 1: on a station in Hagerstown, but why that's crazy to me.
Speaker 1: So Hagerstown, Maryland higger than Miami. What about Ohio, dude,
Speaker 1: we got we're all over Ohio. We're Youngstown, young Youngstown
Speaker 1: in hold on so number number five Hartford and New Haven, Connecticut.
Speaker 1: Well that makes sense. Shout out to the case won
Speaker 1: on one gang yeah, plus crush over from we got
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Speaker 1: We're not even on in Atlanta, Georgia. On the on
Speaker 1: the other all right, I'm not going past six now
Speaker 1: top states if it goes by state, not just by
Speaker 1: city number one New Jersey number two was Connecticut and
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania on Pennsylvania three. Florida number four, and that means Miami,
Speaker 1: fl Florida Dale not representing as much as we'd like,
Speaker 1: but we're on all over Florida. So as a total,
Speaker 1: Florida's fourth, Connecticut fifth, and get this, Texas, Texas the
Speaker 1: fifth biggest, one to three biggest, the great state out
Speaker 1: to the lone star state of the Great State of Texas.
Speaker 1: I am not seeing Ohio and I'm I'm you know,
Speaker 1: we're fans of Ohio, and I don't know. I have
Speaker 1: to you know what, I can doubt this app lets
Speaker 1: me download the fullest. It only shows me the top six. Alright,
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Speaker 1: want to shout out to Julius three oh five, who
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Speaker 1: If you're going to love our show, it's not great
Speaker 1: when you rip apart other aspects of the podcast, or
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Speaker 1: a couple of people that are like, oh, I you know,
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Speaker 1: you know, and then don't like fans of ours and
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Speaker 1: of it. It's like doing birthdays, and it's listener feedback
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Speaker 1: come first, and I'm more interested in what our fans
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Speaker 1: of out of you know how many fans. You know,
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Speaker 1: If we're gonna go alphabetical, then it should be Brodiant Scary,
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Speaker 1: so I just started listening. I'm only up to episode nine,
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Speaker 1: I no longer felt like killing anyone. Quitting is still
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Speaker 1: Stephen Mascia. Hey, guys, I'm a huge fan. Brody was
Speaker 1: talking about speeding on the highway. Funny story. I bought
Speaker 1: a two thousand eight cheap Patriot. I was on eighty
Speaker 1: one in Pennsylvania and decided to see what the jeep
Speaker 1: could do. I got her up to one forty. Needless
Speaker 1: to say, I was pulled over and my first thought was,
Speaker 1: oh God, I am so fucked. I thought for sure
Speaker 1: my license would be taken on the spot. Somehow, the
Speaker 1: cop came back and let me go with a warning.
Speaker 1: Dodge the bullet. Keep up the great work that's from
Speaker 1: Rock and Steve Macia. Okay, speaking of tickets, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to talk about it today. On episode thirty six
Speaker 1: I will discuss it, and hopefully by episode thirty eight
Speaker 1: I will have a resolution. But we talked about this
Speaker 1: on the Big Show already, right right, the Big Show.
Speaker 1: I got a ticket for being a distracted driver. New
Speaker 1: Jersey has this huge movement uh distracted driver campaign. All
Speaker 1: the town's got extra money to put more police officers
Speaker 1: on the streets to catch people using their phones. And
Speaker 1: I I we made a bit out of it that
Speaker 1: you texted me like five times in a row while
Speaker 1: I was driving, and I didn't read the texts. I
Speaker 1: didn't respond to you. And at one point my phone
Speaker 1: was vibrating like crazy and I pushed the button to
Speaker 1: turn it off, and I got pulled over for holding
Speaker 1: the phone for the second it took to push the
Speaker 1: button and put it down. So I will rant a
Speaker 1: little bit about it. Not upset with the police. Love
Speaker 1: the police, A big fan, you know, my father's police officer.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna rant about the policy next week as
Speaker 1: we get closer to my mandatory court date, and I
Speaker 1: will let you know. I will let you know afterwards.
Speaker 1: All can we get some audio of you in the courtroom,
Speaker 1: like now you joked, you have joked on the radio
Speaker 1: this morning, or is a couple of mornings to go
Speaker 1: about the fact that you would actually prefer that I
Speaker 1: pay you for the ticket? Were you serious about that? Well,
Speaker 1: whether I was serious at the moment, because honestly, I
Speaker 1: was at home in bed texting you and I had
Speaker 1: no knowledge Brodie that errands. You just said I'm out
Speaker 1: running errands. To me, that means you could be walking
Speaker 1: to the corner store or fighting with a dry cleaner person. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's come, I have an update there. So I noticed
Speaker 1: that you. You know, you didn't say, hey, i'm driving.
Speaker 1: If you would have said i'm driving, my very next motion,
Speaker 1: my my very next thing that I would do, I
Speaker 1: would call you. That would be my next I can't
Speaker 1: I can't talk on the phone either if I'm driving.
Speaker 1: Why it's better than texting. I have a bluetooth. That's
Speaker 1: the part that bothers me the most about getting pulled over.
Speaker 1: I had a bluetooth in my ear right and the
Speaker 1: radio wasn't on. I wasn't doing anything wrong, right. I
Speaker 1: offered to show the officer my call log and my
Speaker 1: text log that I hadn't texted or make calls, and
Speaker 1: then we we took calls on the air and one
Speaker 1: woman said, I moved my phone to the cup holder.
Speaker 1: It was on the council and as I was driving,
Speaker 1: I moved it to the I moved it to the
Speaker 1: cup holder. I picked it and put it in the
Speaker 1: cup holder. But the fact that she touched, she touched
Speaker 1: the phone. I understand we want to keep people safe.
Speaker 1: I just feel like, other than being a money grab,
Speaker 1: I think you're going overboard to say you can't I
Speaker 1: can hold the soda, I can hold my wallet. What
Speaker 1: if your phone is your nav system? What if it's ways?
Speaker 1: Hold on, okay, hold on? Can't touch it because I
Speaker 1: could be frightening my actual naps. It can be you
Speaker 1: can't get it, you can't touch it. Bullshit. Well that's
Speaker 1: the rule, because does can't touch your phone. The law
Speaker 1: doesn't say you can't touch it. I read the law
Speaker 1: online dot gov, which says you can't use it, and
Speaker 1: it gives a list of what you can do. It
Speaker 1: doesn't say you can't put your listening to me I
Speaker 1: heard what if I have a NAPS, A NAP system
Speaker 1: that's dedicated to being a NAV system, it says I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, it says it in the law. You can't
Speaker 1: just touch the KNAP system while you're driving. If they
Speaker 1: want to pull you over a touching your screen, they
Speaker 1: can pull you over with a changing your radio station.
Speaker 1: They can. That's how bad this law. That was the
Speaker 1: next thing I was gonna say, April one to April one,
Speaker 1: fools joke, that's right to ape again. I understand they
Speaker 1: want to keep people safe. I have nothing but respect
Speaker 1: for law law enforcement. I'm not saying that because I
Speaker 1: have a court das saying that. Don't they just fucking
Speaker 1: hyper focus in on the people that are texting and
Speaker 1: driving and get and killing people because that's where they
Speaker 1: focus should be, the texters and drivers, because they should
Speaker 1: be going after a stupid If I'm touching, I guess,
Speaker 1: I guess we're doing this means I can't know. That
Speaker 1: means I can't put my air conditioner on because it's
Speaker 1: it's digital, it's a display. Distracted bullshit, you're not you're
Speaker 1: gonna pull me over. It's not the same thing. The
Speaker 1: irony is I turned my phone off so I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be distracted by your text messages. That's the irony. I
Speaker 1: told that to the officer. She said, you admitted you
Speaker 1: touched your phone. You're getting a ticket. No, I told
Speaker 1: him my father's police officer. I showed her my phone
Speaker 1: and I said, you want to get the logs, that's
Speaker 1: not necessary. I had the bluetooth. She came to my
Speaker 1: car and I said, high officer. I had my license
Speaker 1: and registration ready to go, my insurance car ready to go.
Speaker 1: My windows were rolled down, my hands are on the wheel.
Speaker 1: I did everything right by the book. I could not
Speaker 1: be more. You know me. I don't buy boot like movies.
Speaker 1: I don't download the legal songs. I signal on my
Speaker 1: dead end street to pull into my own driveway when
Speaker 1: no one's around. This but this is why people, This
Speaker 1: is what turned people away from the law. It's not
Speaker 1: the law, it's not the police officer's fault. But to
Speaker 1: be honest, to be honest, when I said to her,
Speaker 1: you didn't see me using it, I wasn't using it.
Speaker 1: You touched it. That's their job. I get it. She
Speaker 1: has described by the way. He said, where's that? Where's
Speaker 1: the human discretion. Where is the processing, the actual situation
Speaker 1: of what's going on. I've never been in a situation
Speaker 1: where I have alerted the law enforcement that my father
Speaker 1: was a police officer, where they didn't give me a
Speaker 1: professional courtesy. Now I have not broken laws before on purpose,
Speaker 1: but one time I made So what did what did
Speaker 1: she say when you said my father was on the jump?
Speaker 1: Nored me just said give me life of registration. I
Speaker 1: was handing it to her. I showed her a picture.
Speaker 1: My father is somebody with an axe to grind. There's
Speaker 1: no They don't allow a little bit of wiggle rooms.
Speaker 1: You weren't driving drunk, you weren't actively texted. He's going
Speaker 1: fifteen on a side street and shutting your cat You
Speaker 1: shutting your phone off. But to me, the fact that
Speaker 1: everything in the car is digital now, including the air,
Speaker 1: the control of the air conditioning, the control of the windows,
Speaker 1: anything anything digital, electronic, your in your nav system, your phone,
Speaker 1: any your phone, anything could be on your phone. Part
Speaker 1: of just playing Devil's saying all of it, anything with
Speaker 1: the fucking screen playing Devil's advocated. I understand that if
Speaker 1: if they if they caught me with the phone right
Speaker 1: and I was texting, I could say I wasn't and
Speaker 1: I was just holding the phone. So if for people
Speaker 1: who lie about it, they're gonna say no phone at all.
Speaker 1: But I basically like you're saying, I did the equivalent
Speaker 1: of pushing the window down button on my door. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what you were doing. I didn't look at my
Speaker 1: phone to push the button. I picked it up, I
Speaker 1: pushed the button, I put it down. That's it. If
Speaker 1: I'm driving and I get caught pressing buttons because it's
Speaker 1: too hot in my car and I'm changing distracted. No, no,
Speaker 1: that's bullshit. That is not No. No, that is that
Speaker 1: is a basic function of my motor vehicle. That wasn't
Speaker 1: aftermarket ship. I wasn't installing a TV screen so I
Speaker 1: could fucking watch you know whatever you know on TV,
Speaker 1: so I could. You know what I'm saying, there's a
Speaker 1: clear difference people who are watching movies in their car
Speaker 1: in the front seat. That's a fucking ticket, right anyway.
Speaker 1: So that's that's what I'm ticket. That's what I'm dealing with.
Speaker 1: I spoke to a thirteen or fourteen police officers. Needs
Speaker 1: to be changed. But here's the funny party. Bilwond In
Speaker 1: New Jersey. I don't know when you're hearing this podcast,
Speaker 1: but two thousand eighteen that law will go back out
Speaker 1: of effect, or they won't enforced have written enough tickets
Speaker 1: to meet their quota and make their money. Whatever the case,
Speaker 1: they're gonna show that accidents were down in that time period,
Speaker 1: and then they're gonna go back to regular policing because
Speaker 1: they're not gonna have as many police officers stopped it
Speaker 1: into sections staring at your phone. By the way, this
Speaker 1: is not an attack on the on the actual law enforcement, because,
Speaker 1: like Brodie said, they're just carrying out their orders and
Speaker 1: that that woman specifically, though I take issue with that officer,
Speaker 1: but I'm telling you something larger needs to be done here.
Speaker 1: This needs to be written better. Anyway, So I have
Speaker 1: a court, I have a court dating to weeks, and
Speaker 1: I will do my best. And here's the thing. They
Speaker 1: don't give you an amount on the ticket because it
Speaker 1: starts at two hundred you go to court. Now that
Speaker 1: they charge you thirty dollars in court fees. That's too thirty.
Speaker 1: And if they decide you've been a bad driver before that,
Speaker 1: which I have not, they can make it up to four.
Speaker 1: All their time and energy into into the bucks for
Speaker 1: five minutes. Not but but you're a law buying She
Speaker 1: ran my plates, he ran my record. I have nothing.
Speaker 1: I've never done anything wrong. Where's Where's where's the where's
Speaker 1: the high school? Where's the high school kid texting his friends? Uh?
Speaker 1: Driving down the highway? Those are the people you should
Speaker 1: go after. I have people on my block right. They
Speaker 1: have an a TV. They let their ten year old
Speaker 1: daughter drive the a TV up and down the block,
Speaker 1: onto people's lawns, across their property with no helmet, doing wheelie's.
Speaker 1: She's ten or eleven, right, Nobody notices their focus and
Speaker 1: energies are in the wrong place. And I know we
Speaker 1: sound about two gruppy old men here fucking screaming, but
Speaker 1: that is a load of horse. I was in the
Speaker 1: Holland Tunnel yesterday and there was a Port Authority police
Speaker 1: officer behind me, and I thought, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: better be careful I don't get pulled over again. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, the cause in front of me change lanes.
Speaker 1: You are not allowed to change the lanes. In the tunnel,
Speaker 1: two cars changed the lanes because they decided that that
Speaker 1: lane was not going fast enough, and they changed lanes.
Speaker 1: Nobody bothered them when I turned my phone off and
Speaker 1: I get a two undred of ticket. I have a
Speaker 1: good person. I'm I'm, I'm. There's no free dessert. There's
Speaker 1: no free dessert here. All I can get is regular
Speaker 1: meal for my money. I'm getting two hundred dollars. They
Speaker 1: told me you can plea bargain and and and maybe
Speaker 1: you can. You can get out like two d like.
Speaker 1: It's no points. It's not a matter of the points.
Speaker 1: I don't want to distract the driver. On my record,
Speaker 1: my insurance company or raised my rates. I wasn't distracted.
Speaker 1: You can't give me a ticket for being a distracted driver.
Speaker 1: First of all, that's that's subjective. You can't tell me
Speaker 1: I was distracted. I wasn't looking down on the floor.
Speaker 1: I was looking straight ahead. And you can't tell all
Speaker 1: my eyes were from a side shot. She was on
Speaker 1: the side. What if I'm fixing my rear view mirror,
Speaker 1: I can't do it the button. What if I'm pressing
Speaker 1: the button to the side view? MA that that that
Speaker 1: that if you're going to jail, because to me, that's
Speaker 1: distracted driving. No parole, no parole, terrible awful lot needs
Speaker 1: to be changed. But anyway I'm getting I'm red faced
Speaker 1: right now. Look at me me. I'm the one. I'm
Speaker 1: the one who has to deal with But going back
Speaker 1: to the original part, and you know what, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna saydthing bad about the officer. But I gotta go
Speaker 1: to court. Not only pay the ticket. I gotta give
Speaker 1: up a day of work. You gotta put on a suit,
Speaker 1: but I'm not wearing a suit. You wear a nice
Speaker 1: you know, were a nice button down shirt. Look good. Listen,
Speaker 1: if I wear a suit, I was still touching my
Speaker 1: cell phone. I don't change anything anyway. Going back to
Speaker 1: the original point, Um, I do not owe you the
Speaker 1: two I think you should do the right thing. Though, Dude,
Speaker 1: you're like you're behind the wheel, You're and your phone
Speaker 1: and everything, and you're like, I'm laying in bed unaware. Okay,
Speaker 1: but you said five text messages you had. If you
Speaker 1: sent me one text that was long, one long text message,
Speaker 1: the phone would have gone off BA three times done.
Speaker 1: You texted, You texted one sentence, one sentence, and another thing,
Speaker 1: oh and one more thing and another thing and another thing.
Speaker 1: All you had to do was text me the word
Speaker 1: driving and trying to go to jail for that. I
Speaker 1: can't do that, you said driving, I would have shut up.
Speaker 1: I wasn't allowed to do that. Yeah, how was I
Speaker 1: gonna do that? Speaking of being from New York, I
Speaker 1: tell you a funny story. Remember two episodes ago. Uh
Speaker 1: it was the they closed your health savings account, right,
Speaker 1: I said it was mine, But that was the credit
Speaker 1: card was called your savings account, you health savings account.
Speaker 1: So I had to download a new app. Our company
Speaker 1: changed banks, which is why they closed the old one.
Speaker 1: So I had to call the new app people to
Speaker 1: activate my account. So the guys like, he's given me
Speaker 1: the run around. He's he's something. He's a guy who's
Speaker 1: not from New York, okay, and he sort of speaking
Speaker 1: very slowly, and he's not listening to me. Right, He's like, sir,
Speaker 1: you have to go inside. I am signed up. I'm
Speaker 1: just letting you know. I said, my logging is not working, sir.
Speaker 1: Our record show you've never logged in. So I've I've
Speaker 1: had the app, your new app now for three months.
Speaker 1: I've logged in. Our records show you've never logged in before. No,
Speaker 1: I understand that. I understand it says I've never logged in.
Speaker 1: I'm just communicating with you that I have logged in.
Speaker 1: And he says to me, Sir, there's no need to
Speaker 1: get nasty with me, and I said, sir, I'm not
Speaker 1: being nasty with you. I'm from New York. That's how
Speaker 1: we speak. And he laughed and went, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 1: get it. Feel like like he he confused my desire
Speaker 1: to cut to the chase with being nasty. I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I was just trying to explain to him. And he
Speaker 1: kept repeating, sir, we have no record of that. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know, but I'm I've logged in three times, so
Speaker 1: we have no record of that. No, I stop. I
Speaker 1: said to him, please stop saying that. I'm well aware
Speaker 1: that your records show I haven't logged in. I just
Speaker 1: want you to acknowledge that I have logged in. Okay,
Speaker 1: can we just can we agree to that? And he's like, sir,
Speaker 1: you're being very rude and I said, no, I'm being
Speaker 1: in New York. That's that's how I'm pointing something out
Speaker 1: that you're not understanding. And he said he because he
Speaker 1: was like oh so he said like he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: like you knew, like, oh, you're a new Yorker. I like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, um, I wanted to get into bagel etiquette,
Speaker 1: but I guess we're gonna we're not gonna have time
Speaker 1: for that. No bagel etiquette today, do that? Hold on?
Speaker 1: I want to give an update on the shirt. I
Speaker 1: got five things I want to talk about. I want
Speaker 1: to give an update on the fold over shirt. We
Speaker 1: didn't even do the grammar police I've got do we
Speaker 1: have unused jokes? I have some unused jokes. I have
Speaker 1: the pepsi rant. We're not gonna have time for the
Speaker 1: pepsi rant. By the way, this just in, but I
Speaker 1: want to talk about West. Chloe Kardashian just gave birth
Speaker 1: to a baby girl, and I wanted to talk about Chloe.
Speaker 1: But you don't want to talk about hairs, about the card.
Speaker 1: They're rich people. Now I wanted to talk about I
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about the whole cheating thing they put
Speaker 1: makeup on when they're driving. Pulled over Kristin Thompson, I
Speaker 1: have no tolerance for cheating, don't I don't either, But
Speaker 1: I still I'm on the karma trains. Okay, you blamed
Speaker 1: you blamed her for getting cheated on yesterday on the
Speaker 1: on the Big Show and Elvis ripped you well, and
Speaker 1: I want to come to your sense. Okay, Well here's
Speaker 1: here's what I said. Well, first of all, if you
Speaker 1: don't know the story, Chloe Kardashian just days away from pregnancy,
Speaker 1: you know, popping out a kid, and and today she
Speaker 1: did just now about two minutes ago, um Tristan Thompson
Speaker 1: and her boyfriend, she allegedly cheated on her. This videos
Speaker 1: out there, whatever, I'm gonna get upset and preaching a minute,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that. Here's the thing I was just
Speaker 1: wanna say this. Okay, First of all, I went on
Speaker 1: Hear yesterday and I said, you know, it's it's her.
Speaker 1: It's her own fault because it's poor judgment. Because first
Speaker 1: of all, she has a track record of dating people
Speaker 1: who do that to her. Lamar odom. She's got a
Speaker 1: couple of others that were that clearly cheated, So she
Speaker 1: doesn't make the best decisions in the guys that she's
Speaker 1: going to date and hook up with. But then people like,
Speaker 1: but wait a second, but if you fall in love,
Speaker 1: you just can't help yourself. You can't help it. That's
Speaker 1: what people then they were saying, shut the funk up scary.
Speaker 1: You're victim blaming, and I'm not victim blaming. I'm just saying, listen, okay,
Speaker 1: if you unders down. If you do, why don't you
Speaker 1: go up to Boston and go to Harvard on the
Speaker 1: campus of Harvard and date guys from there. Well, not that,
Speaker 1: not not to say that, but here's the thing. Here's
Speaker 1: what I will say. If you walk down a dog
Speaker 1: street in a bad neighborhood, a high crime neighborhood, and
Speaker 1: you're walking on with your jewelry hanging out, you're counting
Speaker 1: wads of hundreds as you walk down the street. You
Speaker 1: don't deserve to be mugged, but you're probably gonna get mugged.
Speaker 1: And I might say you probably could have done things
Speaker 1: to lesson the lesson getting mugged. That's not victim blaming.
Speaker 1: But you know the average persons, You go, dude, why
Speaker 1: would you have your money? I walk down so so
Speaker 1: to me, that's what Chloe was doing by getting even
Speaker 1: getting involved with him. That begain with but you know
Speaker 1: so so so. But not to imply that there aren't
Speaker 1: basketball players that are very loyal. Okay, But but here's
Speaker 1: the thing, and it isn't this isn't his sex. I'm
Speaker 1: agree with you. It's not to say that poor people
Speaker 1: don't cheat. But when you are attracted to and uh
Speaker 1: you you hone in on on a certain type of person,
Speaker 1: you coincidentally happen to keep finding basketball players she constantly
Speaker 1: when you when you watch okay, when you are attracted
Speaker 1: to rich, powerful, overly confident, egotistical people who travel the
Speaker 1: country alone, hotel the hotel, who have fans throwing themselves,
Speaker 1: who have the ego uh probably good looking, good body, money,
Speaker 1: the ability to travel the world and press women. They're
Speaker 1: throwing them at you. You you, you might might be
Speaker 1: more apt to cheat. You're also and again I don't
Speaker 1: I'm not looking to offend anyone listening to the podcast,
Speaker 1: But maybe why don't you meet a nice guy, marry him,
Speaker 1: let improve that you're committed for five years, and then
Speaker 1: start a family. That's what I'm saying. But when you
Speaker 1: start banging basketball players and you're like, oh, we're data
Speaker 1: for six months and now he's my baby daddy, then
Speaker 1: you deserve because no, no, no one deserves to be
Speaker 1: cheated on. I'm gonna disagree with you that. Let me
Speaker 1: finish my thought. I think you're setting yourself up a
Speaker 1: little bit for less of a commitment bond. But yeah,
Speaker 1: but you absolutely put yourself out. That doesn't mean that
Speaker 1: husbands don't cheat. It doesn't mean that I'm saying you're
Speaker 1: adding to the problem like walking down the street. But
Speaker 1: it's poor decision making. Two. If I told you that
Speaker 1: this ocean over here has all mutated fish in it,
Speaker 1: it's poisonous, and this ocean over here, this freshwater pond
Speaker 1: has has healthy fish, you still might get cancer, but
Speaker 1: your odds a less right, and you go fishing in
Speaker 1: that poisonous our. But to me, it's like one of
Speaker 1: our first decisions. One of our first ten episodes, episode
Speaker 1: six seven, we talked about a baseball people off player, right,
Speaker 1: We talked about a baseball player who had different girls
Speaker 1: in every city in the country. You and I don't
Speaker 1: have different girls in every city the country. I think
Speaker 1: there's gotta be like you gotta be able to look
Speaker 1: and go David Wright, who plays for the Mets, you
Speaker 1: gotta look at him and go. He's a family guy,
Speaker 1: clean cut guy. He's a big, big fan of his parents.
Speaker 1: You know, you can you can get a gist. He's
Speaker 1: probably not the kind of guy that cheats. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you knew him, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: You know that doesn't mean he doesn't. But he seems
Speaker 1: like he's more of committed, wants to get married and
Speaker 1: settled down, which he did. He was married for a
Speaker 1: few years, he had a kid. Again, doesn't mean he's
Speaker 1: not gonna cheat. I just feel like, can you not
Speaker 1: date a rich basketball player for once? Can you date
Speaker 1: an accountant? That's what I'm saying. And then and then
Speaker 1: see if I'm wrong, maybe the accountant wants to get
Speaker 1: married and be loyal to you date me. I would
Speaker 1: be loyal. I'm already married, but if I wasn't, but
Speaker 1: they don't go for that. And and again, not victim blaming,
Speaker 1: just saying you're working victim blaming. Nobody. Nobody deserves to
Speaker 1: be cheating. The fact that she's a celebrity people letting
Speaker 1: her off the hook for the part two of the story.
Speaker 1: And part two of the story is that Karma is
Speaker 1: a bitch and she got what she deserved. Nobody deserves.
Speaker 1: Here's why though this no hold on. Apparently you know
Speaker 1: Tristan Thomas Thomas Thompson, Good god, he cheated on the
Speaker 1: woman that he was with, who's to get to get with.
Speaker 1: She knew that with this guy. She got with this
Speaker 1: guy knowing. Listen, you reap with you, so you know
Speaker 1: what they say. You know what I'm saying. It comes
Speaker 1: around around whatever. If you're the other oneever you did
Speaker 1: to get him, If you're the other woman's gonna happen
Speaker 1: to make you lose. If you're the other woman, don't
Speaker 1: be surprised when there's another other woman, the other woman,
Speaker 1: that's another one. So and nobody blames Chloe for for
Speaker 1: literally being a home wrecker in his previous relationship. She
Speaker 1: fucking stole the dude. And I listen, listen, he's the
Speaker 1: one that cheated. Not how do we get nothing to
Speaker 1: cause on my car dash? I'm just blah, it's not
Speaker 1: we're not talking. It's a large general it's a larger issue.
Speaker 1: I could give a rats ass. You couldn't give a
Speaker 1: rats ass. I't that's correct. Back, it always goes back
Speaker 1: to the Grammar police, police, police, police, police, and just
Speaker 1: to keep things organized. If you ever want to mention
Speaker 1: something about the Grammar police, the best place to do
Speaker 1: that is at Brooklyn Boys w t F. Because it's
Speaker 1: easier for us to go through it that way, right.
Speaker 1: And I said the same thing on the Walkers and
Speaker 1: Talkers podcast. As long as you like for for me
Speaker 1: and Jamie, And that's proper way to say it. When
Speaker 1: you tweet something that you want us to read about
Speaker 1: the Walking Dead show, as long as you copy our podcast,
Speaker 1: then they're all in the same place. Definitely choose at
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, WTF. Try not to email Brooklyn Boys podcast
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com for your grammar as stuff. Oh
Speaker 1: this is hysterical. The sign that's written wrong. It's off
Speaker 1: kids when you buy two or more? Yeah, it's off
Speaker 1: four kids right. No, it's the off kids meaning kids clothing,
Speaker 1: kids clothing, right, yeah, kids when you buy two or more.
Speaker 1: So there's that at Paul seventy z g A Oh
Speaker 1: my God, get a new Twitter name. Uh sent us
Speaker 1: a picture they took of this sign. It must be
Speaker 1: a faux place. P h O faulk King Good. It's
Speaker 1: the authentic Vietnamese restaurant. Brodie's like holding his Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't believe it's real. I believe it's real. Do you
Speaker 1: think it was? King Good? And it's by Foo Fox.
Speaker 1: No foe is a foe is a dish p h o. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but fo is is in Vietnamese dish, so faulk king good.
Speaker 1: I think they didn't perfect all right, all right, this
Speaker 1: place is looking for an uh oh an administrative assistant.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I got some intern I got some in um.
Speaker 1: We also got a a product which looks serious, it
Speaker 1: looks real. It's soap for the grammar police. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: saw that, but there's a there's a grammar and it's
Speaker 1: the wrong your You have to assume that's delivery. But
Speaker 1: I do think that it's a real product. We need
Speaker 1: some of this stuff up in here, up in here.
Speaker 1: I'll watch with that, all right, I got, I got,
Speaker 1: I got a couple of things. I have unused jokes.
Speaker 1: I have a song I want to play today because
Speaker 1: it's timely. I don't know when you hit this podcast,
Speaker 1: but where as we're recording it, and I just want
Speaker 1: to talk about West for a second. West is our
Speaker 1: I t guy who's on episode thirty four. You listen
Speaker 1: in order so I know you heard it. And West, Uh,
Speaker 1: he's a shy guy. He's very quiet, but he's very
Speaker 1: funny and we had him on the podcast and his
Speaker 1: girlfriend Adriana, who loves the podcast got him to listen,
Speaker 1: and he caught up and he listened to all of them,
Speaker 1: and now he's a big fan. So we had him
Speaker 1: on and people would We made a comment about Asian
Speaker 1: West at the dry cleaners, right, and so he was on.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, West, you sounded so funny.
Speaker 1: She's right, he says to me yesterday. So, uh, I
Speaker 1: got some more stories when you want me back on.
Speaker 1: So West is suffering from Mama Brodie's disease, which is oh,
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. I got good feedback. We'd love to
Speaker 1: have him love that back on. But now he's already
Speaker 1: just here a week ago, about a week ago, week ago? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Bobby shirt. By the way, I know this time, you
Speaker 1: know it. Last time you didn't. Okay, So I'm sorry
Speaker 1: West and have to wait a little while, all right,
Speaker 1: But he is actively tweeting at us. Did you see
Speaker 1: what he wrote? He sent us a grammar police. Probably
Speaker 1: this is probably the one he's got the bug now
Speaker 1: sign of the month. It's uh. It was on the
Speaker 1: side of a lunch cart. It said lunch special chicken, lamb,
Speaker 1: beef and vegetarian. I'm in v a g E T
Speaker 1: E R I A N Oh my god. I'll eat
Speaker 1: there every night. Five. If you're a vegetarian, you know
Speaker 1: you can't get good vegetarian five dollars. So thank you. West.
Speaker 1: Find no way to get back on the podcast. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you he's at the bug. He's sat and talked
Speaker 1: to me that. You know what, I think I may
Speaker 1: have an idea for a podcast. So uh so West
Speaker 1: maybe doing his own podcast, So good for him. Okay,
Speaker 1: a couple of things. I want to update the dry cleaners.
Speaker 1: I took the shirt back and I showed you a picture.
Speaker 1: You saw it right to fold over. They sewed it.
Speaker 1: They folded it over, and they screwed up the button hole.
Speaker 1: So I went back in. Remember f you Sue done speaking? Okay,
Speaker 1: and Asian West who speaks English. So I went in
Speaker 1: and I think they screwed up the butt hole. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: So I went in and uh, that could be painful.
Speaker 1: The woman who works there, her name is Margie, So
Speaker 1: Margie's work in the register. She speaks English. Fine American woman, right,
Speaker 1: and uh, I said, listen, I gotta have this redone.
Speaker 1: Look at the button is fold over? Can we just
Speaker 1: have it unfolded and then put a backing on it
Speaker 1: like so behind it not that you know, pinched them
Speaker 1: together and sew them. She says, oh, no problem, hold
Speaker 1: on and she calls Asian Sue out, and Sue comes
Speaker 1: out and she does the thing again. She looks at me,
Speaker 1: just what's you know? She goes, and so uh, Margie says, uh,
Speaker 1: you gotta um uh, I gotta fix that. Look at
Speaker 1: it right there. He says, God, tell her, tell her
Speaker 1: what the problem is. I go, me, I'm not going
Speaker 1: through this again because she stands. So I said, look,
Speaker 1: you you folded it over again. You just put something
Speaker 1: underneath and take that out, and I tell the whole thing.
Speaker 1: She goes the same thing. He goes, and I felt
Speaker 1: like saying, I don't understand what you're saying, right, So
Speaker 1: so I go so I look over at margenango, hey,
Speaker 1: uh it's not uh she understand Oh she under stands.
Speaker 1: So she goes, okay, okay, right. So then she says
Speaker 1: she says to her, she goes, uh, no charge for redo, right,
Speaker 1: and she goes and I don't Yeah she said it.
Speaker 1: She said, no charge, no charge for redo. So the
Speaker 1: shirts being be done, we'll we'll see if they can
Speaker 1: fix it. I'm gonna I think when I get the
Speaker 1: shirt back, i'll post before and after you guys can
Speaker 1: see it. By the way, Brodie, So, somebody has sent
Speaker 1: us a sign about a subway the manager special. Would
Speaker 1: you take them the task on this? The sign said.
Speaker 1: It says each of these foot long subs are normally
Speaker 1: and the deluxe a dollar fifty so sixty nine, and
Speaker 1: it pretty much says you can get all of them
Speaker 1: for that price. The sale was nothing. It was the
Speaker 1: same price, right, Would you personally take them the task
Speaker 1: and try and get say, well, you told me they
Speaker 1: were all of them. I can have I just picture
Speaker 1: you walking in there. It's not a sale. It's not
Speaker 1: a sale to say it's it's six forty nine today,
Speaker 1: which that's the normal price. Places do that. They'll put
Speaker 1: some stuff on special, and I'll say today it's only
Speaker 1: Oh and I gotta give a shout out to at
Speaker 1: Bette b e t T T T T T t
Speaker 1: A Y. Remember last week I told you about those
Speaker 1: Italian flags and then green, white and red is the
Speaker 1: way you displaying the time to flag? Well, this pizzeria
Speaker 1: in Austin, Texas, she took a picture. They're showing the
Speaker 1: Italian flag. It's a pizzeria as red, white, and green
Speaker 1: for the people outside. But the thing is, if you're
Speaker 1: doing it for the people inside, then it's correct because
Speaker 1: it's green, white and red. But my guess is they
Speaker 1: meant to have it displayed in the window for red,
Speaker 1: white and green. So it becomes the question of the
Speaker 1: y m c A. Are you displaying the Italian flag
Speaker 1: for the people inside or outside? Well, you should be
Speaker 1: displaying the people outside, so they which makes this wrong? Right?
Speaker 1: If you see the sign wrong from the outside, it's backwards,
Speaker 1: it's red white, it's like Stacy's pizza. It's like that,
Speaker 1: you're not a real pizzeria. But if you're inside, then
Speaker 1: it's correct. Alright. Alright, So there's that, but at two
Speaker 1: more things I want to just point out that's fine,
Speaker 1: Uh Michael or Michelle Hart? Sorry at so done trying
Speaker 1: for my interview, Like, okay, let's do that. Um NBC
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, Oh my god, it's a news there's a
Speaker 1: tweet out of NBC l A. Uh. There was a
Speaker 1: seventeen year old students said her school's dean gave her
Speaker 1: a shirt to wear under her long sleeve in an
Speaker 1: attempt to construct her breasts. Oops, and obviously it's constrict. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if I can construct the breast, I would never leave
Speaker 1: the house. Right And when finally gotta say hello to
Speaker 1: Jim Kimmy Um a sign at a Panera bread not
Speaker 1: even a sign the address you know they put the
Speaker 1: decals on It was eight? Right, All three eights are
Speaker 1: upside down? And how do we know that? Because when
Speaker 1: you make the eight, has the small bubble the big
Speaker 1: bubble upside day they put all three upside down. Now
Speaker 1: if those were sixes, I have unused jokes and then
Speaker 1: have a song. I want to play them. We' getting
Speaker 1: out of you and that's what we're gonna leave them
Speaker 1: with the song. We'll leave with the song. Unnes stuff
Speaker 1: that was given to Elvis on the Big Show. Possibly possibly,
Speaker 1: and then uh, I'll explain. So we were talking about
Speaker 1: drugging your pet, some pet, my pets with O C D,
Speaker 1: pets with different disorders. So I said, I gave my
Speaker 1: cat instead of riddling, I gave my cat kittling. Hit
Speaker 1: didn't do the joke, Um, he said. Elvis said he
Speaker 1: became friends at the Hall of Fame event he was
Speaker 1: at with Vana White. I said, did you ask you
Speaker 1: for a discount on vowels? Five hour to discount? We
Speaker 1: didn't get to that joke. Um, we were talking about
Speaker 1: guys and girls going out in groups, and uh that
Speaker 1: if you see five guys going out, they're probably in
Speaker 1: a pact. That's they're going to a strip club. They're
Speaker 1: going if they're going for trouble. And uh, that was
Speaker 1: what I said to Elvis and he and he said, uh.
Speaker 1: So the Nate said, why can't five guys go to
Speaker 1: a winery? I said, that's because the five guys in
Speaker 1: too busy making burgers. Five guys burger chain. You have
Speaker 1: to get a joke, all right? Five? Oh. The question
Speaker 1: to the room was what are you and your significant
Speaker 1: other currently having a disagreement about or fight about. What
Speaker 1: are you when you're just your significant other finally currently
Speaker 1: fighting about? So I said it myself and he didn't
Speaker 1: get to me. I said, my wife and I having
Speaker 1: a huge disagreement. I think I'm awesome, she does not.
Speaker 1: We didn't get to that. Uh. And then today, finally today,
Speaker 1: we were talking about dangerous toys that we played with
Speaker 1: when we were kids and now they would never let
Speaker 1: us play with them. So I started giving him fake toys.
Speaker 1: He did some of them, but he are the ones.
Speaker 1: He didn't do, dangerous toys to stay away from. Milton
Speaker 1: Bradley's stick it in your button, don't buy that for
Speaker 1: your kids. Mattel's bag, oh glass that comes from her Saturday. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: that joke. No, I didn't was. I was repurposing it,
Speaker 1: and I know it was day Achrod. I'm admitting that.
Speaker 1: And finally I said, the the the shoot backwards gunn
Speaker 1: don't give that to your kids. That was it. So
Speaker 1: there's just a couple of jokes. Um, there's one of
Speaker 1: the thing I wanted to talk about. No, the PEPSI
Speaker 1: rant gotta be for next episode. I had three other things.
Speaker 1: But uh, if you haven't been watching Mark Zuckerberg test
Speaker 1: fine in front of the Senate and the House of Representatives.
Speaker 1: He's robotic. He doesn't have answers to things. And the
Speaker 1: more you watch it, although the more you watch it,
Speaker 1: and by the way, he's sitting on a little seat
Speaker 1: cushion to raise his seat up, the more you watch it,
Speaker 1: the more you see that he has no answers. He's
Speaker 1: like you realize, oh my God, I thought Facebook was
Speaker 1: taking my information. You have no idea what they've been
Speaker 1: doing to your information and your privacy. And so he's
Speaker 1: been on the hot seat. And so I wrote a
Speaker 1: song parody to a carr And hit as sung by
Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg's CEO and owner of creator and blah blah
Speaker 1: blah grand uh bah of Facebook. But the real song
Speaker 1: is called let You Down by n fright, But this
Speaker 1: one is Zuckerberg let you Down by by by no
Speaker 1: by no Facebook for Facebook. I have w TfL right,
Speaker 1: So peace out, enjoy this. We're from Brooklyn. And you
Speaker 1: know what, this turned out to not be the shortest
Speaker 1: podcast every right. And I'm like, this is Facebook CEO
Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg, and well, it feels like I'm on the
Speaker 1: edge right now. I wish that I could say I'm proud.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I let you down. Let you down,
Speaker 1: send it, voices in my head got loud. I pray
Speaker 1: that you won't all log out. I'm sorry that I
Speaker 1: let you down. Let's let's let you down. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess I'm a disappointment. Doing everything I can to prevent
Speaker 1: you from being exploited so annoying. I just want to
Speaker 1: make you feel like everything, everything was ever We're trying
Speaker 1: to make money off you, but it's time for the
Speaker 1: rock Root told about everything that you ever vosted to
Speaker 1: the first place. Right now, I'm gonna just implore you.
Speaker 1: I'm here for you, with my head down, looking at
Speaker 1: the ground on my knees for you, America. I know
Speaker 1: we did wrong this time. That's rich guys for you,
Speaker 1: not too loyal. You should have had your back. But
Speaker 1: I put a knife, been in my walls full of
Speaker 1: what else did I promise to you? I'm here for you,
Speaker 1: just human Right now, I wish that I could just
Speaker 1: opt out. I'm sorry that I let you down, let
Speaker 1: you down, Senate voices in my head still loud. I
Speaker 1: pray that you won't all log out. I'm sorry that
Speaker 1: I let you down. Look let you down. Thank God.
Speaker 1: We'll sign my through together. That's a Brooklyn Boys Podcast
Speaker 1: X exclusive and it's it's it's exclusive number one because
Speaker 1: we love you. We want you to hear an exclusive.
Speaker 1: And two Albust didn't want to play. I thought you
Speaker 1: signed off already, you signed off before we I know
Speaker 1: what I'm signing back. I want to sing the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boy song. I like singing the Brooklyn Boys, so you too,
Speaker 1: just them. It's my entrance music, it's my exit music anyway,
Speaker 1: because we're we're both folling from Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn, Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: Brookly