WEBVTT - #35: Brody Got A Driving Ticket And Explains Why Skeery Should Pay For It! 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:09.080 Start Up Up Episode thirty five. We've gotta go, well, 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:10.840 are we done? No? No, no, because we we gotta 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:12.680 move fast, because this is gonna be the shortest episode 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:14.000 known to man, So we gotta cram as much in 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:17.200 this episode. A man fifte minute morning show is always shorter, 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:19.479 that's true, But this is gonna be the shortest of 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:22.000 the of the Broken Boys episodes. Remember number thirty five 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:23.520 is the shortest one you ever lived, right, I don't 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:27.440 know about that. We're gonna keep rambling. Okay, Scared body, okay, okay, 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:31.000 scared your Brody, scared Brodie, your scary and and the 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:33.240 JABRONI I don't like that bron, like the rock said. 0:00:33.280 --> 0:00:36.760 So I read an article yesterday that said podcasts played 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:40.680 on smart speakers should be short. Yeah, I heard that too, 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:44.360 And why did I read that? I don't know. What's 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:46.960 the origin between listening to a podcast on a smart 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:51.600 speaker versus your car speakers or your headphones. I don't know. 0:00:52.320 --> 0:00:54.440 I think like, if you're in your house walking around, 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:56.400 you're not paying attention. It can't be a long podcast. 0:00:56.920 --> 0:00:59.560 I don't know. They say they do better smart speaker 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:03.959 pod casts do better when they're shorter. So if you're 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:06.679 listening to us in a smart speaker right now, let 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:08.440 us know, and let us know if you cut us 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:10.720 off by the way you just said, what's between listening 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:14.000 in your headphones versus on a smart speaker? Right I'm 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:17.920 having a versus problem? Why because someone in my life. 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:19.800 Remember I told you about my friend who texts me 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:22.560 your someone in my life, your your your person. You 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:26.120 don't yo yo yo yo um. Someone in my life 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:30.400 constantly says me verse him or that versus this. And 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:32.560 the word is not verse versus part of a song. 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:35.800 It's versus v R s us. Now it's one thing 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:38.240 if you say it wrong. But this person texted me 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:40.679 the word, and I know they don't use voice text, 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:43.880 so use voice to text. And you say, oh uh, 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:46.200 that's better than that or this verse that, and you 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:49.840 say verse, that's why what they wrote verse, and I 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:51.360 don't know. I can't bring it up to them. It's 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:54.760 it's someone that I can't correct, like at someone I gets. 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:59.040 It's someone in a position where I can't correct them. 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:01.760 And they and they they they sent me communication a 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:04.800 community a and it said verse. I just I can't. 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:07.600 It's somebody who signs Brodie's checks. And it's not an 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:09.960 intern it was it's just somebody that I can't approach 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:12.480 and it's burning makes I know they're gonna do it again, 0:02:13.400 --> 0:02:14.919 and it's just it's one of those things. By the way, 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:16.760 you could tell somebody to tell them, why don't you 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:20.040 tell their right? Yeah? Wrap them out? I go, well, 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:22.920 you know, listen, take the person aside and say, look, 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:29.320 one of your employees. Yeah. So anyway, a lot of 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:33.200 people always will will uh message us and say thank you. 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:35.840 I didn't know that. I'm I'm more confident of and 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:38.720 now conscious of it. So so if you weren't conscious 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:43.280 of it, h versus And by the way, I know 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:46.160 it's vs. Abbreviated. But back to what I originally was 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:48.960 saying when we started started back to reality. Back to reality. 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:53.600 Um short podcast, very short. I'm gonnas you gotta be abrupt. 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:56.440 But it's not my fault. It's not it's your fault. 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:59.720 Actually it's after Elvis's fault. You want to playing it 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:01.280 on that, gonna blame it on it. It's not my fault. 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:04.600 I was ready, the studio wasn't ready. Then the cleaning 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:06.000 lady was in here, and you were desperately trying to 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:09.480 interview the cleaning lady. Um, she wasn't having it. Wasn't 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:10.959 having it. By the way, there is this something just 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:13.959 popped up in there that says scary right on there. Yes, 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:15.640 all right, So I want to make sure that that 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:18.640 I'm correcting this before I rip you for it, um, 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:20.359 But to explain to everybody why we got to do 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:23.080 a short podcast today, because I'm not feeling good about that, 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:26.760 because you got to do an interview, you got somewhere 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:29.359 to go. You're cutting me off. Yeah, I'm cutting you off. 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:33.400 I have two intern interviews scheduled, busy season, right and 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:36.119 had we started the podcast on time except for after 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:39.200 Elvis about two hours, but after Elvis did two episodes today. 0:03:39.440 --> 0:03:41.200 If you don't know what we're talking about, and why 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:44.360 would you, it's just after Elvis. Um, they do. It's 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:48.200 a great show. It's it's by the way, it's okay. 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:49.720 A couple of things you need to run after Elvis. 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:53.800 Number one, it's uh, usually Elvis hosting, but not always. 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:55.920 It's members of the Elvis Draight Morning Show and a 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:57.560 couple other people from who work here at the New 0:03:57.640 --> 0:04:00.000 York cluster of My Heart Media. It's a great um, 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:02.840 great video podcast, right, beautiful graphics, and it's filmed in 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:05.240 this studio and they talk about topics of the day, 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:07.600 pop culture stuff, stuff in the news, and it's great. 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:09.880 You may not have ever heard us mentioned it before. 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:13.160 Because of the fifteen people on the morning show and 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:16.360 the forty people that work in other radio stations, Scary 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:17.800 Jones and I are the only ones that have never 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:19.760 been asked to be on this shows. I've been on 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:22.160 a few episodes. I'm sorry. I'm the only one that's 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:25.200 never been as the show you were on The Walkers 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:27.480 and Talkers and hold On. I was on an episode 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:30.159 like seven months ago when we filmed it on the couch. 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:34.599 I interviewed um uh uh Norman reads No, the the 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:38.479 actress who plays um, Emily Kinney who plays beth On, 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:41.080 who played Beth on The Walking Dead spoiler she's dead, 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:43.640 and uh that was it. I was totally did a 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:45.840 great job. Six months later, never been asked to be 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:48.360 on the show again. I don't want to and I 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:52.440 don't want to come back. Who's bad? No. The name 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:54.359 of the bat, the name of the bat, stop it, 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:58.560 stop it. The name of the bat is Lucille Meighan 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:01.039 is the one who uses the bat to kill Megannigan. 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:02.680 Any g a, n okay? Can you tell I don't 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:04.640 watch The Walking Dead. I can tell you don't know 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:08.800 pop culture because Lucille. I just see a bat with 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:10.640 spikes on it. I know that's part of the show. 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:13.720 It's not spikes, it's barbed I love Lucy's bats. Barbed wire. 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:15.920 But by the way, it's not barbed wire unless it's 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:20.600 wire names so it's barbed well, it's wire that has 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:24.800 been barbed barbed wire bat used by Nigan in The 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:27.560 Walking Dead, and it's called Lucille. He named it after 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:29.680 his dead wife who cheated on when she had cancer. 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:32.159 Who was a fine time to leave him, Lucille. Yeah, 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:36.520 thanks for the Kenny Rodgers reference. So anyway, point is 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:39.280 the point is, watch it after Elvis. It's a great show. 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:43.040 It's on Facebook after Elvis show. It's on Facebook Live. 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:46.320 No no, no, no, no, no, it's it's it's Facebook Watch. 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:51.240 It's on Facebook Watch. No, it's yes, it's Facebook Watch, yeah, 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:55.080 Google after Elvis. It's great. Anyway, you haven't been on 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:58.320 except for that one episode where Nigan and her bat stop. 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:00.600 It's not her bat stop pit. You know what you're 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:02.800 talking about. I don't. And by the way, there's a 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:05.279 lot of people listening to us that have no fucking 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:08.919 clue right what you're talking about. Balking Dead is the 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:12.920 highest rated show on cable television. And uh, that's all. 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:16.480 Let's move on. Welchris and Talkers podcast anyway, Um, you 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:18.120 should play that clip in next. I want I want 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:20.479 to take you to task. You made up a word today. 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:23.359 Do we have time for this? For this? We have 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:27.200 time for one that's short of a podcast? Alhead, I 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:29.599 backed up my I backed it up fifteen minutes half 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:31.760 we have a half hour. You said this on the 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:36.320 morning show. I feel brow beaten. Oh I did say 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:38.479 the beating. Yeah, I didn't realize that. I meant to 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:41.479 say brow beaton, right. I feel it's like it's like 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:45.479 broadcast when something past tense has been broadcast. That's past tense. 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:48.799 You say broadcasted. That's not correct. You said brow beaton, 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:50.839 which is past tense. Then you added the D at 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:53.400 the end. I should have known better you My brain 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:56.640 said one thing, my my mouth said another. What's the 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:58.880 T shirt? You have department ever done in the department 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:01.280 the Department of redund C Department. So I want to 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:03.280 call you out on that grammar police. Oh, I think 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:06.360 you liked I. I think you like dyslexics untie. That's 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:10.280 my favorite, only because dyslexics untype don't believe in dog. 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:12.440 You've got the groundar police jingle. You know people count 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:14.960 on that. Right now, we're going to you just you 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:18.200 just brought beaten well. I was gonna say the jingle 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:20.560 for the segment because we've got a lot of great 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:23.600 grammar polices where you go right into it. I got 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:25.960 plenty to say at a list here, all right, Can 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:30.040 I tell you about the deaf lady? Yeah? Okay, Now, 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:31.520 my daughter got mad at me when I told the 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:34.720 story last night. I'm gonna just, for like two seconds, 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:38.880 do my impression of the woman who was deaf, just 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:41.520 so you can understand how she sounded. Not that I'm 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:43.600 making fun of her. I want to make that clear. 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:46.000 Would never make fun of anyone with a handicap, But 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:48.120 it's part of the story. Where do you draw the line? Well, 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:50.360 to draw the line between. If you listen to this podcast, 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:52.760 you should know that I'm a kind and sensitive person, 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:54.840 but that I and I'm not would never make fun 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:57.200 of someone to be cruel. It's comedy. It's comedy. I'm 0:07:57.240 --> 0:08:00.280 just painting the picture as you should. Okay. So I'm 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:03.560 in a place of business, politically correct. Okay, I'm in 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:06.360 a place of business where one of the employees is deaf. 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:08.840 I go there a lot, all right, And she also 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:12.040 sometimes deaf people speak, but it sounds a little um 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:15.680 off because they can't hear how they sound. This woman, 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:19.679 sweet woman, works in this location and she doesn't speak 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:22.320 really at all, so she sort of sounds like this, 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:26.640 and again it's just for recreation. I work. She can't 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:30.320 feel words. Okay, we're done. Okay. Her one of her 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:34.560 co workers was was in the area with her ten 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:37.599 feet away and I'm ten feet away from them like 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:41.640 a triangle. And the deaf woman is trying to say something. 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:45.560 She needs something taken care of. So she says she 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:48.960 speaks the way she speaks, and the other woman says, now, 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:51.760 I asked the question. So before you say the woman's 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:54.840 a lip reader, she doesn't read lips very well. Right, 0:08:54.960 --> 0:08:56.960 she's a lip reader a little bit, but not great 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:59.640 at it. So it's not like you were saying olive juice. 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:03.800 And she's like, I love you, right, or I love Jews. 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:07.160 So I had a problem with this woman. I think 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:08.600 I told this story in one of the fifty minute 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:10.880 morning show whatever. The first time I met her, she 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:13.080 did something and I said, oh, allow me, I'll do 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:14.960 that for you, and she didn't say thank you. So 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:16.400 when she walked away, I went she could have said 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:19.439 thank you. And and the woman I was dealing with 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:21.920 helping me, she says woman's death, and I felt like 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:24.520 an ass because I didn't know. Okay, So this woman 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:26.800 is trying to communicate something very important and the other 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:30.200 woman she works with says, I don't understand what you're saying. Right, 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:32.679 So she says it again, blah blah blah blah blah. Right. 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:37.079 So then so then the woman says, the non deaf 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:40.240 woman says, I don't know what you mean. I don't 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:44.480 understand you, and she's getting louder. So the woman says 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:47.640 it again or whatever she can try goes, I don't 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:52.840 understand you. I don't understand what you're saying. My point 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:55.720 was the woman got louder and louder the convey she 0:09:55.760 --> 0:10:00.360 didn't understand. You're yelling at a deaf woman. Compell He's 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:03.559 like I don't stand you're saying. I don't understand what 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:05.240 you're saying. Why don't you just pick up a pen 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:07.240 and write it? Well, that was what I was questioning. 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:09.800 Or type it on your phone. Yeah, we have we 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:12.360 have devices in our pockets. We could write. She wasn't 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:14.960 like she was like pantomiming, like going, I you know, 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:17.520 shaking hand. She wasn't trying to do sign language. She 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:22.240 kept getting louder. So remember people, Yeah, if they're deaf, 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:25.480 yelling louder isn't going to help them and to make 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:27.800 And also, on a similar note, you do that with 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:30.319 people who don't speak englsh That's correct. Don't if the 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:36.160 person does not speaking by speaking louder to them or slower? No, 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:41.480 blind Glass, don't Where is the B train? Na blind Glass? 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:48.480 So apologizing Yeah, I'm so sorry. Where is the B train? 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:53.440 At nab blind Glass? The B train? Where is the 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:58.679 B train? Uh? Yeah, you do that and then rephrasing 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:00.920 the question doesn't help it either. I'm looking for the beach. 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:04.480 They're not gonna understand it any easier. Okay, don't yell 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:08.200 at people that don't speak said louder is better. Okay. 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:10.959 By the way, I've been getting into drinking espresso lately. 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:17.120 Why did you read somewhere that it was trendy? No, no, 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:21.200 if you read the avocado toast dipped an espresso, it's 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:23.079 you know, when I got to dinner with my friends, 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:25.280 I have a couple of friends in this was one 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:28.320 guy in the circle of friends that he loves to 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:32.320 have after dinner espresso. So I'm sitting there like, I 0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:34.559 never liked espresso when I was a kid. My father 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:36.640 used to drink it. They used to put these three 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:41.920 espresso beans in the espresso with uh sambuca or anazette 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:43.880 and with a lemon peel, and my father used to 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:45.800 have it all the time. And I'm like, oh, it's gross. 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:49.600 But I guess maybe I'm adulting now finally, is this 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:52.040 Is this a sign that I'm becoming an adult? I 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:54.800 don't know if it makes you an adult to drink espresso. Well, 0:11:54.840 --> 0:11:57.679 I don't know, having espresso after dinner, like an after 0:11:57.760 --> 0:12:00.720 dinner espresso. So now it's like a crave bit whenever 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:05.319 I got to dinner, Yeah, I have to have espresso. Espresso. Yeah. 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:08.000 I mean, well, first of all, the congratulations, you don't 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:10.760 say espresso anymore? Who the hell says express. You used 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:14.840 to say espresso. Come on, yes you did, Yes, an 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:18.839 Italian clothing store, that's Express Espresso. Oh I don't know, 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:23.840 um no, But did you know that they put three beans, 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:28.280 three coffee beans in it for good luck? For some reason, 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:31.200 I learned this, and you guys could google this. Three 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:35.080 beans means it's good luck. If you put too bad luck, 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:38.520 you put one being bad luck for awful. So you 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:43.480 have to put three beans, and you're Espresso because God 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:46.080 is looking down saying, let me, hold on, let me 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:48.080 not kill cancer. Hold on a second, let me not 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:50.440 stop that hurricane. Let me see how many beans are 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:55.800 in scares Espresso. But apparently apparently it was a problem 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:58.079 for my buddy when the waiter came to the table 0:12:58.120 --> 0:12:59.280 and he only and he put four of them in. 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:02.240 There goes, You gave me an extra bean he wanted, 0:13:02.640 --> 0:13:05.600 he wanted a new Espresso. He sent it back. Everybody's 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:10.200 an asshole. He is speaking of these superstitions. I said 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:13.959 supersuperstition on purpose. We're not going to rehatch the whole thing. 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:16.880 But last night on Jimmy Kimmel, as you know, I 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:18.320 watched all the shows before I go to bed all 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:22.240 of them. Um, he had Sebastra man of Scalco one man. 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:23.720 I love that guy. Oh, by the way, I'm going 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:27.240 to see him next week. Radio see musical. That's right 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:30.520 on Friday night. That's what he was on promoting the musical. 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:32.599 Did the person who got us the interview get you 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:36.400 to tickets? No, m my girlfriend gave him to me 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:40.920 for Christmas? Oh this is she going with you? What 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:44.000 did she say? So it's funny you say this for 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:46.800 a bit? No no, no no, hold on a second, I 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:51.200 kind of feel bad. Okay, you're taking she gave me. No, 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:57.240 no, no no, no, no, she she gives this to me 0:13:57.280 --> 0:14:01.880 for Christmas. And she said to me, scary. Here she 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:05.440 calls me scary Anthony. She said, Anthony, I'm giving you 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:09.840 these Sebashia Maniscalco tickets there there for Friday. Where's it right, 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:13.520 Radio City? This is what you told me. They're your tickets. 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:17.520 Take who you want to take. But me, being the 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:20.840 good boyfriend, we talked about this. We talked about the 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:23.200 last time she gave you tickets? Was that what this was? More? No, 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:26.440 she gave me a Christmas present. Oh no, she gave 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:31.600 me dinner. No dinner to a restaurant is twice. Now 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:34.720 she's given you where she say, don't take me? She 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:39.080 said it, no, no, no. But the thing is, am 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:42.360 I gonna be a dick if I take somebody else. 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:46.920 I feel obligated to take her to dinner and to 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:50.280 Sebashia Maniscalco. What if I called her right now and 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:54.800 I said, hey, Robin, um so remember you told me 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:59.920 I could take anybody to do that. I kind of 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:04.240 did no because I could take you easily, because it's 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:07.120 my my gift, right, yeah, this is my present. Okay, 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:08.520 by the way, before you call Robin, and we are 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:09.920 not going to call my wife. I'm not going to 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:13.640 deal with this. I got her tickets to uh. I 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:15.160 don't want to get into who and where and how? 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:18.320 Who an unbelievably hard to get tickets. I get to 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:21.000 a show, a concert of an artist we both like 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:24.600 that we've seen together many times. And so I got 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:30.120 her tickets to this very exclusive concert, and I said, hey, 0:15:30.320 --> 0:15:34.440 happy birthday, here's two tickets to this really hard to 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:38.440 get concert, very expensive tickets. I'm not saying I paid 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:40.040 a lot of money for him. I may have known someone, 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:44.480 but regardless, right, I paid a lot of money let's 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:47.160 be honest. I paid a lot of money, and I 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:52.320 was figuring she'd go, oh, you should come with me, right, 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:57.160 So she told me last week. Last week says, oh, 0:15:57.280 --> 0:15:59.560 my friend so and so has never seen this person. 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:03.960 I'm taking harsh. She's so excited. Thanks again, thanks again. 0:16:04.960 --> 0:16:07.760 So I got I got scary Jones, all right. So 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:11.760 Sebaster Maniscalco was talking about traditions. He and Jimmy Kimmel 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:18.000 grew up with Italian traditions, and they talked about the malokia, right, 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:20.480 and how to put your finger in oil and water 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:22.560 to see and stir it and see if you have 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:24.800 to start three times to see if you have the 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:28.040 evil eye. So you stir it three times, you put 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:31.520 oil and water and uh. Maniscalco said, if if the 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:33.960 water and the oil mixes together, you've got the evil eye, 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:36.320 you've been cursed. Wow, I didn't know that. If it 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:38.800 forms rings, you've been cursed by an old person. Yeah, 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:40.400 there was a whole rule. And Kimmel was like, yeah, 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:42.480 my family too. And there's a there's a there's a 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:45.680 blessing you have to say over it. It's put three 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:49.120 espresso beans in your espresso. But they were talking about 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:51.960 like you wear the horn to water. Well, that's the thing, 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:55.640 the Malokia. You wear the red horn, right, Oh, you 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:58.720 put the red horn in your rear view mirror in 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:01.160 your car. You hang it if you drive a Monty Callo. 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:05.280 And then yeah, so to ward off the evil eye, Yeah, 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:07.280 you have to ward off the evil line by wearing 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:10.760 the rather old Italian the horn. We've seen the red horn. 0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:12.359 And there's like a finger thing you can do, like 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:16.040 to give the people. You do this, give the horns? Yeah, yeah, 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:19.000 you do that. I just to do sign you hook 0:17:19.040 --> 0:17:20.720 a little bit and you pointed at people. It's like 0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:24.280 I'm trying to like write like hypnotize you. And so 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:28.760 again that's what that's bad. Now we know everyone listening 0:17:28.800 --> 0:17:32.440 to this podcast listens in order, right, well, I don't 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:34.959 know if they listen in order. We've had some people 0:17:35.320 --> 0:17:38.320 that have admitted on email recently that they do not 0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:40.280 listen in order. Are you gonna read the emails before 0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:43.080 you play the jingle? I'm gonna fucking play the jingle first, 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:57.199 listen order. You need to listen order. You need to. 0:17:58.720 --> 0:18:05.040 We should that's right, because if you're listening to this 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:07.440 for the first time and you discovered our podcast today 0:18:07.480 --> 0:18:11.360 with episode thirty five. That jingle was right, stop where 0:18:11.400 --> 0:18:14.400 you are sauld they finish this one, first finish this 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:16.520 and then go to zero. Do not go to thirty 0:18:16.560 --> 0:18:20.240 four episode zero. So one of our episodes, I think 0:18:20.240 --> 0:18:22.120 it was twelve, doesn't really matter, you'll figure it out. 0:18:22.320 --> 0:18:26.080 We interviewed Sebastian Maniscalco. A great episode, but it's another 0:18:26.119 --> 0:18:28.439 one we talked about this. Our interviews don't have as 0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:30.760 many listens and replays. I think it's because people replay 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:33.880 our episodes that we get so many more listens. Why 0:18:34.000 --> 0:18:36.920 the Joe Gatto episode is shooting up the charts now? 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:39.160 It is now? It is really little boost from Joe 0:18:39.240 --> 0:18:41.760 himself when we labeled their way. Who can use our 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:44.239 help because he's got tickets to a show going on 0:18:44.280 --> 0:18:46.719 sale very soon. The tender Loins are gonna be uh, 0:18:46.760 --> 0:18:48.359 they're gonna be performing. I think gonna be at the 0:18:48.400 --> 0:18:50.919 Borgatta This soul by the way, speaking in the tender Loins, 0:18:51.800 --> 0:18:54.600 that's actually the name of their group. That's their improv group. 0:18:54.600 --> 0:18:57.080 They're not the Impractical Jokers, right, That's why they always 0:18:57.080 --> 0:18:59.520 go to the Impractical Jokers show starring the Tenderloins, right, 0:18:59.520 --> 0:19:01.679 because the under Loins were their original group, and then 0:19:01.680 --> 0:19:03.600 they got a TV show based on the Tenderloins. But 0:19:03.640 --> 0:19:05.600 now that they impractical jokers. And by the way, they're 0:19:05.600 --> 0:19:09.520 gonna need our help promoting this. But you know what, 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:12.560 that would be a great reminder for them to give 0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:16.359 us a little episode thirty four. The Borgata should have us. Uh, 0:19:16.520 --> 0:19:18.120 they should put us up for a couple of nights. 0:19:18.400 --> 0:19:20.160 Let us go down there and see the show. Maybe 0:19:20.200 --> 0:19:22.880 they with the Borgata. Maybe we should insure them. Maybe 0:19:22.880 --> 0:19:24.479 the Borgata. If you know people at the Borgata, they 0:19:24.440 --> 0:19:26.960 should sponsor this podcast. Funny you mentioned that the Brooklyn 0:19:27.000 --> 0:19:30.359 Boys Borgata podcast. People downstairs have been at active talks 0:19:30.359 --> 0:19:33.160 with the Borgata and doing a campaign with Me's okay, 0:19:33.200 --> 0:19:34.800 well it's for you then, but well, well maybe we 0:19:34.800 --> 0:19:36.280 can get you in there too. Maybe we should be 0:19:36.280 --> 0:19:38.160 on stage. I'm the fan of the BORGATAO. They follow 0:19:38.200 --> 0:19:39.760 me on Twitter. Maybe we should be on stage at 0:19:39.800 --> 0:19:42.040 night and introduced them the Bobby Flay restaurant to Borgada. 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:44.240 I'll tell you right now, the Porthhouse steak I had 0:19:44.320 --> 0:19:47.280 at the Bobby Flays what's it called Bobby play steak steak? Right? 0:19:47.560 --> 0:19:49.440 The best Porthouse. I haven't had my life. I was 0:19:49.480 --> 0:19:51.040 just there this weekend, by the way, not a Bobby 0:19:51.080 --> 0:19:53.240 Flay steak. I was at the Borgata, but the Porthhouse 0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:56.000 for two but I ordered it myself because it was good. 0:19:56.080 --> 0:19:59.600 I wasn't paying. Um. They really have so much going 0:19:59.640 --> 0:20:01.520 on there. The Borgata has been a first of all, 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:03.600 the rooms are all renovated, then stay reopen. I hear 0:20:03.640 --> 0:20:05.720 it's fantastic. Well they never closed, by the way, not 0:20:05.760 --> 0:20:10.040 a sponsor for me. I've never closed. They renovated there. Oh, 0:20:10.280 --> 0:20:14.440 the food Hotly ship that's like walking into like really 0:20:14.520 --> 0:20:17.040 want is wonderland of chocolate. That's what I'm here. And food. 0:20:17.480 --> 0:20:19.840 There's so many options down there. And then the pool. 0:20:19.880 --> 0:20:21.800 They needed the pool or up there if you're from 0:20:21.800 --> 0:20:24.560 Philly or south of Atlantic or across from there wherever, 0:20:24.720 --> 0:20:27.879 or from if you're from you've got people from Maryland listening. 0:20:27.960 --> 0:20:29.960 We have a lot of people. But anyway, you gotta 0:20:30.040 --> 0:20:32.840 check out the Borgata and the water Club. They fantastic. 0:20:33.200 --> 0:20:35.920