Speaker 1: West Epics Lift Service. I'm Angela Yee. I'm Stephanie Fantiago
Speaker 1: and we have three guests today. Okay, Laura Mary's here
Speaker 1: guest hosting. Hey, y'all. And we have Pam I'm just
Speaker 1: Pam guest hosting. Also comedian from the Plastic Cut Boys.
Speaker 1: And we have Queen Key here with us from Chicago.
Speaker 1: She acting all shot. We see right through it even
Speaker 1: we know show. Then differs come out. You know it's
Speaker 1: about to go down, but we do want to start.
Speaker 1: If I say happy birthday to Stephanie. Thank fans. I
Speaker 1: was surprised. I wasn't expecting that we didn't get you ship.
Speaker 1: But all these I need just love. I don't need
Speaker 1: anything else. I know, we don't need any gifts. We
Speaker 1: see the watches in the jewelry come on and don't
Speaker 1: want me on a slot like god damn zoom in
Speaker 1: on that. What did you get for your birthday? I
Speaker 1: gat for my birthday, I got life. I got the
Speaker 1: gift of life. Okay, that was nice, right, that's good.
Speaker 1: Was the second I had a good birthday, little thank you,
Speaker 1: I haven't really nice birthday. Now, with the holidays coming up,
Speaker 1: I want to know what y'all at planning to do
Speaker 1: for your boo for the holidays. So let's start with you, queen.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything special? No, I don't get nothing special.
Speaker 1: I don't even I don't even believe in I don't
Speaker 1: on holidays. What about birthdays? Nothing? I believe in birthdays.
Speaker 1: So if the guy said to you, I didn't get
Speaker 1: you nothing because I don't really be celebrated. I don't
Speaker 1: tolerate that you just said you don't believe. I believe
Speaker 1: in the gift. That's it. But if a Valentine's Day,
Speaker 1: he's like this a man made holiday. Na. Valentine's Day
Speaker 1: the only one that I take several like day, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's more important than my birthday. Valentine's Day, Like, I
Speaker 1: want something nice. I wanna have a nice time on
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. What about you, Pam, I know you got
Speaker 1: your boo. No, I mean no, I mean I'm buless.
Speaker 1: I borrow other people. Sometimes you ain't believe you'll be okay,
Speaker 1: stick to the script. I see I did have a boo.
Speaker 1: I would buy him a great, a great Christmas gift.
Speaker 1: What's a great Christmas gift? Um? He likes sneakers. I
Speaker 1: think you don't have one. My imaginary in my mind
Speaker 1: if if I had one, right, he likes sneakers, so
Speaker 1: I would pick a couple of pairs of sneakers, match
Speaker 1: them up with some hoodies, like basically in the outfit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little basic stuff. But I would get multiple pair,
Speaker 1: like you know, three or four pair, you know, to
Speaker 1: kind of make it interesting. It's not like that. What
Speaker 1: if you give him a gift and he didn't get
Speaker 1: you one, he ain't he you got you gotta give
Speaker 1: me my thirst. But you start off light like you
Speaker 1: start off with just don't not know it's coming to
Speaker 1: you lead the rest of the ship. I was with
Speaker 1: a guy who said who was like, oh, I don't
Speaker 1: do the Christmas thing. I don't celebrate those and I
Speaker 1: will still get him a gift every year. But he
Speaker 1: would give me money. Okay, so money's good. How much exchange? Right,
Speaker 1: that's an exchange. What's a good amount of money, queen
Speaker 1: ky Like for a guy to be like here on
Speaker 1: Christmas if it's a Christmas gift, at least at least
Speaker 1: you know, that's what I'm saying, Like it wasn't even
Speaker 1: a gift to me. The money that he would give me,
Speaker 1: it would be like five thousand dollars. That's not I
Speaker 1: feel like if you're gonna give a gift for Christmas,
Speaker 1: like ten twenty thousand, five thousand dollars, that's like a
Speaker 1: little bill, that's bill. I don't know. I mean it
Speaker 1: would be faithful, faithful that the money, the money um
Speaker 1: hand golf would be more than what I spent on
Speaker 1: the Christmas gift. So that's go buy back, right, that's
Speaker 1: what do you think, Laura, I would want to give.
Speaker 1: I mean I've got I don't feel like money is special. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I want to give something more depending like the money.
Speaker 1: I need you to give me that whenever exactly right
Speaker 1: getting the gift he gives you, like, would you tell
Speaker 1: them that's happened. I don't like hurting people feeling so
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, it's so cute. I really
Speaker 1: love that, Like, oh my god, especially if you like
Speaker 1: the person. Yeah, like, my god, that's so nice. But
Speaker 1: I want it. I really like it. I would never
Speaker 1: wear it, but I really like it. But actually I
Speaker 1: give it thing I got you because that's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Oh ship, I'm a big regifter man. Man, you might
Speaker 1: give give away. I have to listen. If I would
Speaker 1: like to give I'll be like, yeah, I got these,
Speaker 1: you want something. My niece really really liked them, and
Speaker 1: she kept aggravating me and I came home and it
Speaker 1: was gone, and like, it's not in the closet. An
Speaker 1: I'll make some shut up, Like what if you gave
Speaker 1: me some costume jewelry? But it was cute, but it
Speaker 1: was not real. What you know? I gonna I probably
Speaker 1: tell him take you, but it ain't real. I'm like,
Speaker 1: did you know that it ain't real? Who episode to you?
Speaker 1: Because that ain't not on the point. How you mean
Speaker 1: customs jewelry? You know, like maybe you know how we
Speaker 1: get like the gold plated carrings maybe or get a
Speaker 1: little cue you that's my now, listen, I love this. Now.
Speaker 1: This made me think of you. Right. Joe Rogan had
Speaker 1: posted on UM what he had did an interview on
Speaker 1: his podcast, and he said, I'm gonna show it to
Speaker 1: you before I even um. Okay, look at this, he say, Yeah,
Speaker 1: said he's flexible and he can perform for Latial on himself. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that's that changing. When you tell a guy to
Speaker 1: go suck his own dick and He's like, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have a problem, right, Yeah, that's some next level ship.
Speaker 1: That's next level. Who is that dude? He's a comedian.
Speaker 1: But he's like he has the number one podcast on Spotify,
Speaker 1: Like he's the number one podcaster. Wait, so he tried it,
Speaker 1: like he did? He can do it, really do? But
Speaker 1: he right? Did he show himself? But we don't have videos.
Speaker 1: I mean you probably did it because how would you know?
Speaker 1: You know? Or maybe he just went down and saw
Speaker 1: how far in his head if you got that far,
Speaker 1: just like would you do wonderful? Feel the same? Would
Speaker 1: you with him after knowing that you're not for me?
Speaker 1: You know how that would be if you was with
Speaker 1: a guy and you was like, you know what, I
Speaker 1: suck your own dick and he was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I would be mortified, like what me? What's just happening?
Speaker 1: What did this dick was so big that he could
Speaker 1: he didn't have to bend down to fire. I mean,
Speaker 1: first of all, you putting your lip on your dick,
Speaker 1: it's like you sucking somebody else dick was dick. Even
Speaker 1: if it's definitely you su it's like masturbating. That's not
Speaker 1: mastivating me. Spit on his hand and jerk off. That's
Speaker 1: that's definitely so you did getting money. You don't just
Speaker 1: i't even leaving it out to the imagination coming his
Speaker 1: own mouth. Oh god, so you know when I wrong,
Speaker 1: I even got I'll let you you dis people, And
Speaker 1: it was like, actually set my own day right that
Speaker 1: of this. You see what you started? What I mean,
Speaker 1: if I could keep my own pussy, I would definitely
Speaker 1: do it. You probably nah, I've I've tried, like nah,
Speaker 1: I can't get there, but I would do it. But
Speaker 1: I think that would be different for girls. Keep it
Speaker 1: right for girls or girls? Then please, I wish I
Speaker 1: could put my face to my pussy. My pussy is
Speaker 1: so clean. Would you eat your own eys? What what
Speaker 1: I'm miss saying? No, I don't even like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: I can shoes, but if I do right you say,
Speaker 1: I'll be in there. Let's back up for a second,
Speaker 1: because Queen Hey sounded horrified that you didn't like get
Speaker 1: in your ass eight So you like that, get my yeah,
Speaker 1: but don't eat my ass to the point like my
Speaker 1: ass numb, like down to the white mee. Y'all funny now,
Speaker 1: but like if you get your ass for like a
Speaker 1: certain amount of time. It's like it can't possibly like
Speaker 1: we come no really, yeah, it symptoms of number asks.
Speaker 1: I gotta know what you're talking about, Like when a
Speaker 1: guy spends just too much time there, like he's just
Speaker 1: liking it a lot, like yeah, yes, I know exactly.
Speaker 1: It takes a while, but it happens. I know exactly
Speaker 1: what she's talking about. It does, yeah, major, But I done,
Speaker 1: Like I don't like to feel moisture and my ask
Speaker 1: I don't. I just don't like them. Yeah, I do
Speaker 1: feel I got a guy do it if he likes that.
Speaker 1: But you know what's interesting because when we had Country
Speaker 1: wan on, he was saying he don't like sloppy head
Speaker 1: and as women do, y'all like it's sloppy and wet,
Speaker 1: like when you get in now, do you like it
Speaker 1: to be real sloppy or do you like it to
Speaker 1: be more neat, Like I don't like when they just
Speaker 1: like like they just li clitter is like no, I
Speaker 1: need you to all over like I need you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you'll be trying to move you move they move? No? No,
Speaker 1: yeah if I move shift but no, they just right.
Speaker 1: I just feel like it all depends on what we're doing,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like, if we're going crazy,
Speaker 1: we could go crazy, you could use fingers, but always
Speaker 1: pay attention to the clip, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 1: but if we're coming fast, like we just want to
Speaker 1: get it over with, just just suck on one place.
Speaker 1: I don't got to be all crazy joppy, don't They
Speaker 1: don't got to be all of that. When they lick
Speaker 1: the asshole, do they suck it too, Yeah, don't get
Speaker 1: yeah all of that. Y'all really don't be getting your
Speaker 1: I mean it may not be like nope, I so
Speaker 1: maybe just like some licks, but not literally straight up
Speaker 1: eating your ass. I'm trying to me. I don't know
Speaker 1: what I've never been that, you know, maybe I've never liked,
Speaker 1: requested or expected to the same. It just kind of happened.
Speaker 1: I'm like, like some guys just go for it, like
Speaker 1: that's what they go for They like it. Do you
Speaker 1: ever have to sometimes during sex to be like I
Speaker 1: don't like, like stop. Have you ever to tell somebody
Speaker 1: this is not feeling good? You want to say it,
Speaker 1: but you don't try to get some hair or like
Speaker 1: anything like in the bedroom, you know sometimes because sometimes
Speaker 1: guys like your body language, you'd be uncomfortable and moving.
Speaker 1: He think you like it? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: If you don't say I changed the position, I'd be
Speaker 1: like calling later. Let me get on top of your
Speaker 1: real quick. Let me show you something. Yeah, you're on
Speaker 1: top of you real quick. And then you're like wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait, no, no, no, no, hold on? Does
Speaker 1: not feel just say I don't like if you spend
Speaker 1: like if you just going to click and then you
Speaker 1: just like the leach. Yeah, like I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: getting electrocuted. Like that's too much time right when you
Speaker 1: already coming, they want to keep going and you're like like,
Speaker 1: and I don't like to get my pussy aid from
Speaker 1: the back. I don't know. I want to lay down, relax.
Speaker 1: I do like that. I don't like when they be
Speaker 1: wanting you to like get on top of their face.
Speaker 1: You know, they'd be like stuff like that, it's like
Speaker 1: too much balancing. I mean I'd be all right, I'd
Speaker 1: be I got knees that you know how they say
Speaker 1: when girls twork, like, do y'all really do that? In
Speaker 1: the bed? I tried it. It doesn't work out on
Speaker 1: his face and he was like damn. I was like, yep,
Speaker 1: but does that feel good? Because I feel like that's
Speaker 1: a lot more to have to do and think about.
Speaker 1: I mean, and if I have looked at me, I
Speaker 1: can't come like that, like but not if I'm on top,
Speaker 1: like sitting on your face, that's not If that position
Speaker 1: just doesn't work for me, I do have to be
Speaker 1: like laying down right, And I'm just scared if I
Speaker 1: am when they somebody face, if one of my knees
Speaker 1: give out, my fall on this nigger, it's over for
Speaker 1: Everybody'll be explain this to the e M T work.
Speaker 1: What happened was, I don't want to explain that ship.
Speaker 1: I just had a visualization. Now leg I was looking
Speaker 1: at um it's on site. And there was an argument
Speaker 1: about splitting the bill. So let's say you go out
Speaker 1: with your friends and the bill is over a thousand
Speaker 1: dollars and some and you know you're supposed to split it,
Speaker 1: say four ways. But let's say one of the girls
Speaker 1: is like, I only have one drink, so I don't
Speaker 1: think I should have to You said, are you supposed
Speaker 1: to split the bill four ways? Even if one person
Speaker 1: came and only had one drink? I don't like how
Speaker 1: to pay for a drink. Be expecting people to pay
Speaker 1: for my ship. It's fine for your drink, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the same exactly, like give me what your god okay,
Speaker 1: but what if it's you and you came and only
Speaker 1: had one drink and they're like, okay to fifty each
Speaker 1: of us, I'm really rich. I had a drinker. Hey,
Speaker 1: I had a drink. I mean the first time, I'll
Speaker 1: go ahead and pay it. The next time we go,
Speaker 1: I'll be like, sir, I want my own chick. Like
Speaker 1: if I know that, I'm not going to you know,
Speaker 1: but I mean if I was at the table, I'll
Speaker 1: be like, I mean she only had a drink, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: Like you know, if they if somebody presses me if
Speaker 1: I'm not dinner and they're like all right, stuff was
Speaker 1: here two fifty and I only had to drink, I'll
Speaker 1: be like, all right, let me go someone out chicken.
Speaker 1: Can I get I'm sorry, let me have another drink?
Speaker 1: Like okay. You know when I used to be like
Speaker 1: broke and I had to go out. You know how
Speaker 1: when you're broken, people be like it's my birthday, You're
Speaker 1: gonna come to my birthday dinner. I used to just
Speaker 1: be like, I can't come, but I could only come late,
Speaker 1: and then I would come late and get and buy
Speaker 1: my own drink, like from the barn, so that I
Speaker 1: didn't even order nothing on the bell because you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes I made me think, is that why people be coming? Like? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is why, because you feel like I'm kind of broke,
Speaker 1: and I do feel like sometimes it's rude when you
Speaker 1: know your friends is broke but you have money to
Speaker 1: have like extravagant ship and expect them to be able
Speaker 1: to go in on it when you know they don't
Speaker 1: have it like that. Yeah, yeah, I agree. Now, Queenkie,
Speaker 1: let's talk about you for right, So of course we
Speaker 1: do want to talk about the fact that you are
Speaker 1: a mom and a less one at that by the way,
Speaker 1: because that does not happen often for you to have
Speaker 1: triplets and they are so fucking cute. Thank you. I
Speaker 1: missed my babies when you had chiplets. How does that
Speaker 1: change like your work ethic? How does that change your
Speaker 1: thought process? Your work? All of that. It made me
Speaker 1: just do everything better, Um, work better, think better, just yeah,
Speaker 1: everything better. Do they listen to your music when? Yeah? So, um,
Speaker 1: I play like my nicest songs for them, Like I
Speaker 1: got a couple of songs that's kind of like slow
Speaker 1: down or whatever. Like what's the nice songs? You would say?
Speaker 1: What I do the song that they in the video
Speaker 1: that they are? What was that like when you found
Speaker 1: out you were having triplet? So when I first, uh
Speaker 1: found out I was pregnant, I thought it was only
Speaker 1: one baby, and I was like, all right, should I
Speaker 1: left the doctor and I had a flight to l
Speaker 1: A the same day, and I still went to l A.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Ship, you know, I gotta go to l A.
Speaker 1: I still got stuff to do. I'm pregnant. It can't
Speaker 1: nobody tell ship whatever. So, um, when I was in
Speaker 1: l A, I got super sick. I had to get
Speaker 1: rush to the emergency room. They did an emergency ultrasound,
Speaker 1: and then I found out I had triple or I
Speaker 1: was having triplets. Right. I was actually relieved because when
Speaker 1: I was sick, I thought something was wrong. So I'm
Speaker 1: like fuck, Like I just was expecting like the worst
Speaker 1: news ever because I never ever been that sick before
Speaker 1: in my life. So when he told me triplets, I
Speaker 1: just thought it was like funny, It's fun Yeah, having
Speaker 1: no kids at one time. That's I would have been
Speaker 1: really grateful, like, wow, I only have to be pregnant once,
Speaker 1: but I would probably have more kid. Yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: got blessed. How was how was actually had the process
Speaker 1: of having trimplets? Like how long did that take? How
Speaker 1: long were you in labor? I was pregnant from like
Speaker 1: August to March, and then when you actually gave birth.
Speaker 1: How long did it take for the babies to pop out?
Speaker 1: So I started having contractions around like six in the morning,
Speaker 1: and then I had them around eleven am. That contraction horrible.
Speaker 1: I bet nobody told me about that, Like everybody talking
Speaker 1: about stupid ship Like when I'm about all you've got
Speaker 1: three proms? What three proms? Like yeah, Like it was
Speaker 1: like the whole thing I have to go through when
Speaker 1: people are talking about prom What the fun I said
Speaker 1: all the time, like if you could go if you
Speaker 1: could live through a contraction, there's no pain worse than that,
Speaker 1: There's nothing, nothing in the world. You could take anything
Speaker 1: in the world. Like when you were saying earlier like
Speaker 1: have you ever stopped a guy in the barren min?
Speaker 1: I thought like how about a big dick? Like when
Speaker 1: you feel it like, like I always tell my thought,
Speaker 1: like I could take a contraction when I can take
Speaker 1: this dick, I a nothing. I swear this is a
Speaker 1: real life story because contractions, I know, I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm superwoman after that. Yeah, nobody warned And nobody warned
Speaker 1: me either when the first contraction, I was like you,
Speaker 1: nobody was gonna tell me that this is the worst part. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the worst, like an umbrella's opening up inside of you.
Speaker 1: What I didn't never hear that? Listen, like they should
Speaker 1: have told me that. They told me that, and I
Speaker 1: still didn't. I still don't compare that to the contraction
Speaker 1: that they contractions was like cramps, maybe ten times worse
Speaker 1: first time. Do you see Now there's a new baby
Speaker 1: shower game where they have the men sit down and
Speaker 1: they put the things on them for the contractions, like
Speaker 1: and they make them feel contractions. None of them can
Speaker 1: take it. Yeah, that's a new baby shower game. It's
Speaker 1: the best. Oh yeah, we could play that anything any
Speaker 1: we should get definitely right listen, Now, what about after
Speaker 1: having the babies, Like, did you go through any type
Speaker 1: of emotionally? What was that like for you? Because I
Speaker 1: know we always hear about postpartment stuff. Um, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was different for me maybe because like it was trimplets,
Speaker 1: so I was already so like just excited just off
Speaker 1: the shrimp just to even see my babies, like literally
Speaker 1: because I've never even seen like triplets, like baby triplets
Speaker 1: and the like. It's so yeah. So really, Um, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I just learned a lot, Like it was
Speaker 1: really a moment for me to just learned. And then
Speaker 1: I was happy because, um, like everybody was on lockdown
Speaker 1: or whatever, so it's like I ain't missed out on ship.
Speaker 1: It's not like you. So yeah, so I was like
Speaker 1: super chilling. I was happy. I felt like the universe
Speaker 1: was on my side because everybody has to be in
Speaker 1: the house, you know what I'm saying. Support system, Um,
Speaker 1: my support system decent, like my family and stuff. They
Speaker 1: be helping out. But I'm the type of person I'm
Speaker 1: kind of so crazy. I'll just be wanting to kind
Speaker 1: of be on top of everything. Like it's kind of
Speaker 1: really like my way, like super hands on. So what
Speaker 1: I know, you have the YouTube show with them, would
Speaker 1: you consider doing a television show? Yeah, that's a real show.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so that's what I plan I playing on
Speaker 1: the YouTube show becoming a real show. Like that was
Speaker 1: my uh point of doing the YouTube show, just to
Speaker 1: like just put it out there, just to show like
Speaker 1: that I can do it, and then eventually it's going
Speaker 1: to become a real show. What about dating after that? Now?
Speaker 1: What's so crazy is like so many niggas wanted me,
Speaker 1: like right after I had or just the fact that
Speaker 1: I'm a mom and now I don't know what the
Speaker 1: fun it's going on. But like I don't know, like
Speaker 1: nigga's thirsty. Yeah, I think kind of thirsty of them before.
Speaker 1: Really it's weird. Yes, Like even my sister had to
Speaker 1: tell me, like this is like a few months after
Speaker 1: I had my baby. She was like, girl, you crazy.
Speaker 1: You still got niggas and ship nat So there's no
Speaker 1: like twins and triplests in your family twins Yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: it ain't no triplest. Now the guy is dating you,
Speaker 1: let let's say around the holiday, she'd buys something for
Speaker 1: your kids. Tell me you see she definitely fucking that
Speaker 1: was good. But yeah, if if somebody, I feel like,
Speaker 1: if I'm dating somebody, if you buy something for me,
Speaker 1: it's only right. Let you buy something for my kids.
Speaker 1: What the funk? That's weird. Why the fun would you
Speaker 1: dat a bitual triples and you ain't gonna get not kids?
Speaker 1: He never met that. I don't give a fuck. You
Speaker 1: know I have them? Yeah, yeah, you know just how
Speaker 1: I'm coming period. So especially if you plan on against
Speaker 1: some plus what if you're just playing on being in
Speaker 1: my life period? You know what I'm saying, because I
Speaker 1: put my babies first, Like yeah, so yeah, now that
Speaker 1: the world is starting to open back up, I know
Speaker 1: we're still in a pandemic. Though. How hard is it
Speaker 1: for you to leave and have to like go on
Speaker 1: the road and do things. It's kind of hard. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say hard, it's it's a lot, though, Like I
Speaker 1: gotta put together like a whole system, or at least
Speaker 1: I like to put together a whole system, like I
Speaker 1: put together a whole little babysitting squad or whatever. I
Speaker 1: could try to put it on like one person or something,
Speaker 1: but I don't think nobody can do this ship but me, period.
Speaker 1: So I literally put together a whole squad would be
Speaker 1: like four different people, and I'll be giving them shifts
Speaker 1: and ship like I map it out. I want to
Speaker 1: ask you all this, all right, if you did a
Speaker 1: guy with money percentage wise, do you think that he'd
Speaker 1: be more lame sometimes than like a guy who doesn't,
Speaker 1: because sometimes guys think because they have money, they could
Speaker 1: get away with a lot more. Mm hmm. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: think it depends on the category of the man, because
Speaker 1: the street guard with money is fire, but they're rare.
Speaker 1: They don't really but you know, you mean an athlete
Speaker 1: or you know, somebody who didn't really get pussy when
Speaker 1: they was in high school. You know, they kind of corny.
Speaker 1: The money got them pussy, so right, you know, right, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: I think that I think that explains it. What do
Speaker 1: you think, Angela? Um? I think that guys sometimes with
Speaker 1: money think they have to put in less effort. That's true,
Speaker 1: because they could just like buy you some ship like
Speaker 1: that's supposed to be okay, and they think they could
Speaker 1: get away with a lot more. All right, So those niggas,
Speaker 1: yeah right, you can't be doing on this. I really
Speaker 1: really getting on my nerves. R. At this point, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get your nerves. We'll get on my nerves. What
Speaker 1: gets on your nerves? A whole lot of ship? Like
Speaker 1: what tell listen, what do I start first of all,
Speaker 1: niggas who don't listen, you know what I'm saying, learn
Speaker 1: how to listen. You know, um what else I don't like?
Speaker 1: Do you listen to what? That's the thing. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: Niggas we wanted you to listen to them, but they
Speaker 1: ain't got ship to listen to, you know what. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: I have a whole game playing for that. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You just got a lesson. But okay,
Speaker 1: so you like a fixer, rapper, a fixer, like a
Speaker 1: guy that you gotta fix him up? No, I was
Speaker 1: just like telling people what to the side. I'm probably
Speaker 1: at the dentist though. Yeah, don't play like that. I
Speaker 1: just got vision, you know what I'm saying. And it's
Speaker 1: like I'll just be having a little vision for motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Like I'll just be knowing. So what else can tell
Speaker 1: your nerves? That jealous ship? You know what? That's that
Speaker 1: jealous ship. It's crazy and it's so vogus like because
Speaker 1: niggas be liking me, but then they'd be like they're
Speaker 1: getting this like weird like competitive weird as jealous like mode,
Speaker 1: and it's like what the funk? But that only happened
Speaker 1: like once they get to know me for real, Like
Speaker 1: they'd be like, why are you post a picture with him?
Speaker 1: Are you in the studio with him? Are you on
Speaker 1: the road? Um? I was like more so, Dad, that's
Speaker 1: just jealous of me. Jus like yeah, jealous and maybe mad.
Speaker 1: I don't won't play it to them around this bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like guys, but guys be mad that I got a
Speaker 1: better car than them. My jewelry is nicer than there.
Speaker 1: You could feel it exactly, like it's cute. You know
Speaker 1: it's cute. Yeah, they didn't want to get you. Was like,
Speaker 1: all hell no, I's like this bit probably with my
Speaker 1: confidence data. Sometimes guys feel like when you could do
Speaker 1: ship for yourself, they ain't gotta do ship for you too.
Speaker 1: I find that they can buy ship for yourself. They
Speaker 1: feel like, well, you'd be doing all that for yourself anyway.
Speaker 1: So I don't even know what to get you. I
Speaker 1: can't even know. Guys get cut what they see that
Speaker 1: you got it. They got competitive. I hate that. I
Speaker 1: hate when a guy tries to compete with me, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like what the fun Like, it's weird. I think, man,
Speaker 1: it's way more scarier than a jealous woman. Women are
Speaker 1: jealous like they're they're insecure. Oh man, it's the most exhausting, annoying,
Speaker 1: aggravating I could love. I'm done, I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 1: Go your way, I'm gonna go my way, I'm good,
Speaker 1: like it's it's their words than women with insecurities, like
Speaker 1: a man who's insecure about himself. And then the sexts
Speaker 1: me terrible too personal, very passion because terrible. I had
Speaker 1: to tell this one guy like he got mad because
Speaker 1: he's like, oh we did was all I did was
Speaker 1: eat your pussy all night? And I lost it. I said,
Speaker 1: first of all, my money. You know how many times
Speaker 1: we fund and I didn't come in our faith because
Speaker 1: even come to that when you gotta get a friend,
Speaker 1: and they like I didn't want to have to say
Speaker 1: this ship to you, like like you think us little,
Speaker 1: it's just your very you're really nice guys. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: know they tell me sex is a deal breaker. But
Speaker 1: if I find a guy who's a really good guy
Speaker 1: and he's really nice and things like that, like you know,
Speaker 1: I'll deal with the sex thing. Just eat me out good,
Speaker 1: make sure you eat me all good. You really live
Speaker 1: off that obviously I can't because I'm single. But he
Speaker 1: was secure and all he wanted to do was from
Speaker 1: the back. I was like, damn, from the back, I
Speaker 1: can't bigger from the back. I had to instruct him, like,
Speaker 1: they eat me out too, that was and he was
Speaker 1: a majority of them eat really real pussy. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have to eat. They eat amazing pussy. That's why I
Speaker 1: let them email almost come and then be like, come on,
Speaker 1: hurry up, come, No, I hate going to eat you
Speaker 1: out till you almost come and then they switch it
Speaker 1: and then you don't come come back. Snap on. Then
Speaker 1: for that guy the first time this year, I'll talk back.
Speaker 1: Everybody ate you out, And he tried to do that,
Speaker 1: and he tried to put vicking me while I was
Speaker 1: coming type ship, but he blew the whole out right,
Speaker 1: that's our come and that that's never happened before. That's
Speaker 1: how I'm like, yeah, nig you really not for me.
Speaker 1: That was the last strong because I never never He's
Speaker 1: still just thinking about that ship, right. Yeah. So that's
Speaker 1: a good tip for guys at home listening. If a girl,
Speaker 1: if you're eating her she's about to come, let her come,
Speaker 1: and then you can put it in after she comes,
Speaker 1: it's still fine. It's still sensitive because I actually like
Speaker 1: that when I kin him and then he sticks his
Speaker 1: dicking after. I think that's that's really good. Exactly, don't
Speaker 1: and don't interrupt because they keep going in At one spot,
Speaker 1: it's like, and I can tell you clean he not
Speaker 1: playing that ship. You gotta go, you better. You know
Speaker 1: that had some time that you stopped them and in
Speaker 1: the middle like it was so bad, you was like stop.
Speaker 1: So yeah, remember when he asked, have you ever stopped somebody?
Speaker 1: That's when I stopped somebody. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: funk he thought he was doing that. Look, I'm getting
Speaker 1: mad thinking about what was he doing because I was
Speaker 1: gonna come. He was giving me here right, I'm letting
Speaker 1: the nick. I'm gonna come right, and he's so thirsty
Speaker 1: trying to put his dick in me. So you feeling
Speaker 1: me first for like three seconds. You know, I saw
Speaker 1: where it was getting me, and it got me nowhere,
Speaker 1: and they really just irritated me bad as fucking I'm
Speaker 1: just like stop. But it was the whole because I
Speaker 1: had to teach how to every every time he ate
Speaker 1: my fussy, I had to tell him all the things
Speaker 1: to do, you know what I'm saying, pissing me off,
Speaker 1: Like tell us some instructions, but y'all not to have
Speaker 1: a practice either, and anybody right here, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Right there, I moved, I got a nigger face. Really,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, because I don't really even
Speaker 1: got time to play with nobody. I don't right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know my left or right when I'm getting hit.
Speaker 1: I don't know ship. I gat you what if he
Speaker 1: got a beard and this ship like rubbing on you,
Speaker 1: and I don't like you did when you did eating
Speaker 1: me out and you got a beard, get the O
Speaker 1: and then they'd be having please because it'd be just please.
Speaker 1: Not like it. I like it. I like it while
Speaker 1: it's getting done, But nigger, I don't even want to
Speaker 1: see you after that, after all over the beard, I'm like,
Speaker 1: come in so you don't kiss with them? Yeah, just
Speaker 1: because like you know, I wanted to do a little
Speaker 1: bitty kiss when it's to the point I can't do
Speaker 1: like that here, Like like, I don't like like like
Speaker 1: it a lot. If it's good head. If it's not,
Speaker 1: i'd be But I don't really you know, how some
Speaker 1: girls these days really need a man to have a beard.
Speaker 1: They like it. They want to decent little beard exactly
Speaker 1: for me, I don't need that. I like a nice
Speaker 1: sore face exactly. Yeah, I might serious if he got
Speaker 1: a big beard, that might be what girls really love it.
Speaker 1: I like, not negotiable maybe, but I'm attracted to you.
Speaker 1: Like yes, if you don't have a beard, i'd be like,
Speaker 1: but I like a nice goal toe and line up.
Speaker 1: I like that too. I like a short beard. I
Speaker 1: just like man. I like man. Now they come, don't connect.
Speaker 1: Just don't put no braid in that muther. I'm gonna guys,
Speaker 1: don't all right now, we know you like to get
Speaker 1: your pussy, and so would you are you okay with
Speaker 1: sucking dick? What? Sorry, that's not I feel like that's
Speaker 1: really like a committed, you know, serious thing, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Like they gotta be some real love.
Speaker 1: They gotta be some real like I gotta really know
Speaker 1: what's going on in your life if I'm putting my
Speaker 1: mouth on your dick. So what questions do you ask
Speaker 1: to know what's going on in and like how long?
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie? I don't really suck. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: ain't like I just I just started enjoying it, honestly,
Speaker 1: like I just started like look a little nine sucking
Speaker 1: dick spree or whatever. But really all this staying in
Speaker 1: the house ship sunk that up. But they were bored,
Speaker 1: Like I'm really I don't sucked it for real though,
Speaker 1: but you've done. I'm gonna suck some dick when I'm
Speaker 1: Mary probably, and I don't think I'm gonna get married.
Speaker 1: That's gonna change. That used to be my mentality at
Speaker 1: your age, and now I'm like, that's you know what
Speaker 1: got me with my friends, Like that's why you're single,
Speaker 1: you know. I was like, wait what that's definitely where
Speaker 1: I'm thinking. Yeah, it told me that was like I'm
Speaker 1: going I don't cut to the point. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: should teach me? How do you do? I love sucking dick.
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite things having Like I'm enjoying
Speaker 1: it now. I'm not doing it to everything sucking. Those
Speaker 1: are my favorite things and like that order and that,
Speaker 1: because I go back to I listened that was my
Speaker 1: mentality like always, Like I was like, not if I
Speaker 1: get married, like baby, yeah, like I want I want
Speaker 1: to suck your dick while you're driving, and like that's fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fun. I didn't get my pussy a while the
Speaker 1: nile driving fun. That's dangerous. My legs was up, so
Speaker 1: I had on the dress. Were leaving one of my performances.
Speaker 1: He was driving, but he was tall and ship so
Speaker 1: it's like he was like dipping over ship. You feel
Speaker 1: me late? But it worked and he was felling. It
Speaker 1: was different. He said, get to really, you know, do
Speaker 1: it for long and sale. He was dipping and dapping.
Speaker 1: How do y'all keep niggers if you're only sucking dick
Speaker 1: because I'm not here in the dick. Some guys don't
Speaker 1: even like getting the dick sucks, So don't care about niggers.
Speaker 1: I don't care a blame that I was doing it
Speaker 1: too much. He was like, yo, like do I always
Speaker 1: got to get my dick suck? I was like, is
Speaker 1: that a thing? Like wow that I have started? Like
Speaker 1: in the morning, like not that good at it? Wow?
Speaker 1: Your spirit? But I'm saying like I wake up in
Speaker 1: the morning and be like, so do you have a
Speaker 1: hand like can be like sucking? It's like a balance
Speaker 1: if I put in with you, can I belave you,
Speaker 1: funk with you. It's like it's like a oral fixation
Speaker 1: for me for a specific person, Like as soon as
Speaker 1: I see him, i'd be like Nigga whip out. I
Speaker 1: had like it's too big. No, I don't think I loved.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like definitely Dick sizes and shapes.
Speaker 1: You have to train yourself to do it the right
Speaker 1: way because I've been with I was with somebody with
Speaker 1: a big as like a mad big dick. Have you
Speaker 1: it was pretty big. Yeah, you have to listen to me, dick.
Speaker 1: Though I do love sucking dick. It's something you know
Speaker 1: that everythingbody who listens to the show knows that I
Speaker 1: don't smoke. But I was like, Dick was so big,
Speaker 1: Like I could put two hands and they'll still be
Speaker 1: dick out. No. When I've seen it the first time
Speaker 1: the first time, I was like, oh, I'm about to
Speaker 1: go crazy? Did you deep through its deep throwning is
Speaker 1: a thing like I don't know if it's like something
Speaker 1: with the moon or something like certain seasons, but sometimes
Speaker 1: my throat is like really relaxed and open and I
Speaker 1: could de throat go crazy. But other times it be
Speaker 1: locked up. Some times like that thinking, you know that stopped,
Speaker 1: you probably just gotta go unconscious and then died when
Speaker 1: I like, really like, I like to put the dick
Speaker 1: so deep in the back of my throat, like I
Speaker 1: really feel like I'm gonna die, but I don't stop.
Speaker 1: I just I know it's going to die. You know
Speaker 1: that tonsile break? Yah know that tonsile brave? Like, if
Speaker 1: it don't pass a tonsil break, I'll be a little sad.
Speaker 1: Would you get your tensis removed to something? No, I'm
Speaker 1: kidding that about the surgery, I could if I could
Speaker 1: improve a skill, but I like, I don't know. But
Speaker 1: the first time I saw his dick, I knew that
Speaker 1: I could do it with two hands, and he went crazy.
Speaker 1: He was like, yoh, what if that he was one
Speaker 1: that you can't even talk my dick. My dick is
Speaker 1: too big, I can't get I was like, oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: watch me. I was like, oh yeah, are you sure? Challenge?
Speaker 1: What about that child? Is about the balls? What about
Speaker 1: the balls? I like balls a lot too. I feel
Speaker 1: like the balls. I feel like the dick and the
Speaker 1: balls are family, you know they are. They are one
Speaker 1: and sad And then I have to switch. I'm like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna change. I'm enjoying it. You're learning. You haven't
Speaker 1: seen like a DJ at a DJ booth when they'd
Speaker 1: be like this and they'd be like doing all ship
Speaker 1: yeah check check one to go through. I'll be okay,
Speaker 1: me the trick and it works. So like while you're
Speaker 1: stuck in his dick, right, I gotta be it, and
Speaker 1: like you could take your finger between the ass crack
Speaker 1: and the balls that take right yeah, you wet it
Speaker 1: and you oh my god. They love that. So when
Speaker 1: I feel like when I felt like I'm gonna throw up,
Speaker 1: I just go back and I just rub right there.
Speaker 1: You know that. I hate when you can tell the
Speaker 1: guys about to come and then he stopped and try
Speaker 1: to prevent himself from and they like, I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: do this ship. I don't like the ones that take forever.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, bro, okay, I'm tiring my jaw heard
Speaker 1: you let it go. I like it when oh, I
Speaker 1: can't come from getting hat and he wants to take forever,
Speaker 1: like we could go, baby, let's go, we could go
Speaker 1: for an hour because I'll give up in the middle
Speaker 1: and I'm on you. Though he's talking about the assholes.
Speaker 1: So no, it's in't between the asshole and the balls.
Speaker 1: But they really want you to slide back. That's really
Speaker 1: like anticipate. He's like, it's part nothing and that's why
Speaker 1: I didn't know to see. They didn't tell me that part.
Speaker 1: They just told me, you know, you just rub it
Speaker 1: and I know this. When I do it, the things
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I'm like, oh, this ship working. What
Speaker 1: if I guy was like eat my asshole to listen
Speaker 1: killing him? I don't I want to go, don't. I
Speaker 1: prayed my husband with that sunny shit. You know you
Speaker 1: eat asshole. This is not about me. This is do
Speaker 1: you know? You take them shot at your sign? What's
Speaker 1: your final I'm a gym and now you oh my god,
Speaker 1: knew you were jumping. Wait, this is what I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: Are you jumping out? I'm you know, yeah, I can
Speaker 1: s but I love jumping and you know thing for
Speaker 1: jumping eyes that's crazy that you know make too. I
Speaker 1: don't even have a lot of women friends, but I
Speaker 1: have a lot of women Jammini of friends. Jesus Imini,
Speaker 1: Jesus Gemini. Somebody said, tell us about your ass eating experience.
Speaker 1: Say you didn't know for real? Do you make up
Speaker 1: you make clean? Do you clean it before? Because you
Speaker 1: don't when they like the crust. That's what I'll be saying.
Speaker 1: All I'm gonna say, like how you clean? I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna answer the question or not. All I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: is that I will Lamborghini the hell out of some doors. Okay,
Speaker 1: Momborghini that ship you lift your legs out there? Stop? Wait,
Speaker 1: I'm shock. Wait you like that? I haven't been like
Speaker 1: that's whole situation here. Yeah, it's like that. And the
Speaker 1: seriously was watching Harlom with the Man just yeah, I
Speaker 1: never suck the German that I never man a little difficult.
Speaker 1: Do you think you don't get alove with gem geminizy
Speaker 1: because I got were way too much like me. And
Speaker 1: that's just a whole No, Gemini women are cool Gemini men. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I probably went here. Man, I heard what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You're a little crazy too, though I ain't gona let
Speaker 1: it women. If it was a man though, being like
Speaker 1: in man for him, I couldn't deal with it. I
Speaker 1: got to defend. Let me not see I'm out here,
Speaker 1: let me not. It's not what I'm saying. What I'm
Speaker 1: saying is is that let me Clarence right, it was
Speaker 1: a particular type of person, you know, anything like with
Speaker 1: the oral fixation, because when I'm in, I'm in. I'd
Speaker 1: be like in a zone, like I'll just lay there
Speaker 1: between your legs and be going inuntil forever watching TV.
Speaker 1: I just enjoy it so that if I'm really in it,
Speaker 1: I'm in it everywhere. It's like everywhere you want to be.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a bad experience where it was like,
Speaker 1: oh no, no, because it's not like it's not a thing.
Speaker 1: It's just not not a thing, but it's not a thing. Right,
Speaker 1: But I never had a bad experience, and if I did,
Speaker 1: I probably would never do it again. But stop playing
Speaker 1: the way you like. You just involved and it was
Speaker 1: not a bad experience. I mean, like drunk, that's me.
Speaker 1: So I told you up. I wake up like damn
Speaker 1: waking big, like you know they're gonna get up and
Speaker 1: they roll a blunt. I wake up and in my
Speaker 1: mouth that's second best. When I'm drunk, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just be Do you say I love you too?
Speaker 1: That tequila? Tequila? I don't know what it is, but no,
Speaker 1: all of this is like a particular person that makes
Speaker 1: me do this. I'm just not out here randomly. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: we were having a particular one. What so has it
Speaker 1: have you ever ate more than one man? No, wait,
Speaker 1: in general or at the same time, not at the
Speaker 1: same time. This is one thing that you did just
Speaker 1: with one thing, and you're like, oh, yes, it's one
Speaker 1: thing one person. Well, y'all need to get married. Negative.
Speaker 1: That used to be my thing, just back in the days,
Speaker 1: I used to want to when I used to drink more.
Speaker 1: I don't drink anymore, but when I used to drink,
Speaker 1: I used to always go for a nigga's ass. I
Speaker 1: always used to go for No. I'm but now I
Speaker 1: haven't done It is so many years that it's kind
Speaker 1: of weird to me. Have you ever had a guy
Speaker 1: stop you from going there? Like, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: haven't had a guy stop me, but I've had a
Speaker 1: guy be like show your nail. Okay, wait what yes,
Speaker 1: So if you haven't see a female the low you
Speaker 1: know why if her middle fingers cut lower than the
Speaker 1: rest of her name. Let me chill your now. But
Speaker 1: let me tell you what I used to like. That
Speaker 1: that's not a I just used to go and guys,
Speaker 1: soil was in his ass. Yeah, you're talking about just
Speaker 1: as I used to be wanting to put fingers in
Speaker 1: a guy's ass and I was like a little man,
Speaker 1: and now he did a nigger to y'all wait to
Speaker 1: lick his nipples. I had one guy like he put
Speaker 1: my head. I'm like, I'm like he got to me. No,
Speaker 1: he guided me to suck his nipple. I was like, guys, like,
Speaker 1: you need at a day to said to that was
Speaker 1: I've had guy just to lick my fingers. He loves me.
Speaker 1: I never had sex with him of it. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is weird, but you never had said same. But
Speaker 1: he want you to lick his nipples like he wanted me,
Speaker 1: not just he wanted me to like the suck. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, well okay, and then he was
Speaker 1: like you know how we're like he was like he
Speaker 1: was like, I said, oh my go like we didn't finish?
Speaker 1: He did? He did. I was like what he was like,
Speaker 1: lick my nipples about I stuck my own dick? Oh wow?
Speaker 1: And what about swallowing? Yeah? So I must be a
Speaker 1: baby around the bit I haven't. So this guy got
Speaker 1: really upset with me. Because he said, what was the
Speaker 1: point of me sucking his dick if I'm not gonna swallow?
Speaker 1: I said, nig, because you're my man. Were together, but
Speaker 1: we said, so did you move your mouth completely? I said,
Speaker 1: or did you spit it out? I could tell when
Speaker 1: they are about to come. And what I do is
Speaker 1: I like, just go back because I have I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie. I'm like, you been not coming my mouth.
Speaker 1: I'm not playing with you never You've never haspened, I know,
Speaker 1: And maybe I just haven't found the right person to
Speaker 1: do it. So I'm not saying I'm never gonna do it,
Speaker 1: but I haven't swallowed. Guys, you've never swallowed come before,
Speaker 1: no anything either. I'm just one spending heat like about
Speaker 1: and I spent that ship right now. He was right,
Speaker 1: and her I spit it right? He was like, did
Speaker 1: you really just yea, as I told you, don't do that?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So that must be a thing they
Speaker 1: can try to do, because that's fine. So what are
Speaker 1: you supposed to do? So you're supposed to pull out
Speaker 1: and like come his hand? What about your case? Not?
Speaker 1: You just look? Oh man, why I just ain't having
Speaker 1: maybe gonna his arm? What's your fine himself. Okay, he
Speaker 1: could come on my part and she's like, I gotta
Speaker 1: do it. Is it feeling that person? Yeah, because I
Speaker 1: mean you don't just walk around randomly letter that comfortable
Speaker 1: with somebody or being loved. Okay, then that makes I'm
Speaker 1: just saying I ain't found the dick to be playing
Speaker 1: crazy that No, But definitely the ones that I've swallowed,
Speaker 1: I was trying to show my ship. I was trying
Speaker 1: to like happy after I do that for you and
Speaker 1: then when it happened after that, Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Like like you see now see Like yeah, but what
Speaker 1: I mean, I think I've only I think I've only
Speaker 1: swallowed guys who were already like you invest that first night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not don't I've done. I've been economically, I feel
Speaker 1: like everybody I've passed sex to if I have intimate
Speaker 1: relationship before we get instimate for the most part, Yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty much. Queen Sagittarius, y'all be trying to prove a
Speaker 1: point though, So that's what I'm saying, Like you want
Speaker 1: to tear you out? Yeah? Like yeah, so I definitely
Speaker 1: whenever I swallowed it was because I like, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to show you look now you're now living exactly what
Speaker 1: you're about to come. You got angry when he stopped
Speaker 1: and try to have sex. But if a guy just
Speaker 1: stopped right before you come, it's like no, no, come
Speaker 1: down my throat. What but I'll come at a different time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even I would like, I don't tell. I'll
Speaker 1: just be so disgusting. I would just kick the nigga
Speaker 1: out of my house and I calling other niggae because
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Can I square? Ain't nobody made me squirt? Okay,
Speaker 1: nobody made me. I'm bad at that. I squirt. Ain't
Speaker 1: nobody made good like squirt. I'd be embarrassed. I'm like
Speaker 1: being sorry and he's like, oh god, they're just want
Speaker 1: you to do everything, and I'd be trying to stop
Speaker 1: the like I have that question too, So like pe
Speaker 1: on some real ships, that's want of help my squirt
Speaker 1: on the more because I feel like I don't want
Speaker 1: to pee on it, saying the whole days to do it,
Speaker 1: just do it, ahead, just do it. I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's definitely urine. Is nine pcent urine
Speaker 1: made up? That right? Might have like eight p I
Speaker 1: don't care. I did not present you. I was so
Speaker 1: I did not press. I was like, I see it
Speaker 1: on myself. But if they's so amazing again, nigga, so
Speaker 1: nasty though, because they like it right, No, man, I discussing.
Speaker 1: They want you to do it in their face, but
Speaker 1: they feel like they accomplished something. That's what it is.
Speaker 1: That's what it is. Everybody can't make you, so it's
Speaker 1: only that's true. It's like last I'm like, I'm about
Speaker 1: to squirt and he started going harder. I'm like, yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: well meanwell I will completely not squirt on. That is
Speaker 1: the best feeling in the world. And then one of
Speaker 1: us go have someing that and it's probably not gonna
Speaker 1: be him. It's gonna be me ya, he won't Max, Nigga,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. If y'all want to call that ship squirt bit.
Speaker 1: It's a different feeling than peeing, though I'm sure it is.
Speaker 1: It's different because it's a orgasm, so it's not like
Speaker 1: you pe you're having when you hit the spot. Yea
Speaker 1: happened with everybody, happen. Look. In two thousand and fifteen,
Speaker 1: a small study concluded that squirting is a essentially the
Speaker 1: involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity. I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: like that was like paying it. I took the blankets off.
Speaker 1: I was trying to spray. I was like, wait, even smell.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like a stent, but it was like, uh like,
Speaker 1: and I was like waiting. I kept smelling, and then
Speaker 1: I looked over and it was like, oh, it was
Speaker 1: doing in his house. That's how I can say crazy.
Speaker 1: And I'm probably the I'll probably be the squirt queen
Speaker 1: if I was really pissing on these niggers. I feel
Speaker 1: like I here, I am trying to be nice, thinking, oh, man,
Speaker 1: I don't want to pee on the nigger, but that's
Speaker 1: what this ship is for real. I need let you
Speaker 1: letting meet your pussy and not kiss him. You might
Speaker 1: as well spat on and pee on them from Chicago,
Speaker 1: all right, and they love I'm a squirrel's expecting piss cool.
Speaker 1: But if it was like a secret that it was,
Speaker 1: itabody really knows. I thought it was. I know there's
Speaker 1: been a small study before the Google study report, so
Speaker 1: you know, okay, I definitely start and according to according
Speaker 1: to Dan, here time right time. Because Dan is smart,
Speaker 1: all right, listen before we believe we have these um own.
Speaker 1: Every piece is a couple of questions. I want to
Speaker 1: see if y'all know the answers to these. Fact or fiction. Okay,
Speaker 1: the average time before a man ejaculates during sexual intercourse
Speaker 1: is about six minutes? Is that true or false? Fact? True?
Speaker 1: All right? That is a fact that's got a good
Speaker 1: six minutes. Yeah, yeah, that's really sure, Broy. This time
Speaker 1: we're gonna be you know what we're gonna you know what.
Speaker 1: I hate when they'd be like, oh damn, now, it's
Speaker 1: just I haven't done it in a long time. Nine
Speaker 1: pussy good. It's okay, you just haven't had a pussy
Speaker 1: like this in a long time. That's all hit me
Speaker 1: with that ship to you haven't all right now here,
Speaker 1: And that's how you know I had come on with good.
Speaker 1: Here's another question from on every piece. Now this is
Speaker 1: called in bed. Okay, so you're gonna do a B,
Speaker 1: C or D. How long can a sperm cell live
Speaker 1: inside the female body after sex? Is it A three days?
Speaker 1: Be ten days, C seven days, or D five days?
Speaker 1: It's a three days? I don't know. I'll just had
Speaker 1: triplets and they were in two separate sects. So at
Speaker 1: this point, ain't no sucking sell right, like five days
Speaker 1: five days, but I thought it was three. I thought
Speaker 1: it was three. You got to take them. Oh maybe
Speaker 1: that's why I thought it was three a while. I'm
Speaker 1: never even plan you did it? Did you know? I had? Listen,
Speaker 1: it's like a big it's it's take a little two pills. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta take it with them. I think at least
Speaker 1: seventy two hours or something. Yeah. Yeah, and then you
Speaker 1: got to be like one and after meant you from
Speaker 1: getting pregnant, So it's it's not like it's an abortion
Speaker 1: or nothing. Perfection getting pregnant. Listen, right after that night,
Speaker 1: he's like, let me get this part. Me do it
Speaker 1: for the next morning. How did you think you think
Speaker 1: you know when you got pre period? Like the session
Speaker 1: that it happened. Okay, yeah, mama, was I used to?
Speaker 1: I was a wild girl, you know. Okay, nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with that. I mean, we know you that thing you
Speaker 1: still got to do though, you know you're not that wild. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm for surely not, especially after hearing right next time
Speaker 1: you come in that third fingernail better be cut down.
Speaker 1: You know why? Why Because I'm a big girl. I'd
Speaker 1: be trying to compete. It's the I wouldn't know. I
Speaker 1: can put nobody else. All of you thinking ship all right,
Speaker 1: And then there's one more question from on every piece.
Speaker 1: It's the wild card named the wildest place you have
Speaker 1: ever had sex in the trunk. It was amazing you
Speaker 1: had sex in the trunk. That is kind of different
Speaker 1: a trunk, trunk or car. And it was in the
Speaker 1: parking lot of my old job. We went to a
Speaker 1: happy hour down the street. Everybody went. Then we He
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna take you home. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: give me right. He was drunk, and we walked back
Speaker 1: and when we went to the parking lot, like all
Speaker 1: the cars was going and he was like, he's like,
Speaker 1: come on, and he opened a drunk and he said,
Speaker 1: I was like, what are you doing here? What kind
Speaker 1: of trying was it? Um a BMW It's just a
Speaker 1: regular right, So check us out. So we started. So
Speaker 1: he opened the trunk and then he I'm like, what
Speaker 1: are you doing? And he set me down in the
Speaker 1: trout with my legs of course hanging over, and he
Speaker 1: went to motherfucking work. He went to see me. He
Speaker 1: opened he went to eating me out. Then he pushed
Speaker 1: out the thing and we ended up in the back seat.
Speaker 1: When that sound uncomfortable and it was amazing, it was
Speaker 1: feeling that. It was then his phone ring and it
Speaker 1: was the kill Bill. And when I looked over and
Speaker 1: said wife, I said, and the wringer was killing. The
Speaker 1: ring tone was the kill Bill. I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, but not gonna think about it. A merry
Speaker 1: man would do something like that, you know, because he
Speaker 1: can't go take you to his house and it's cheaper
Speaker 1: than a hotel. Boom boom boom. But but he but
Speaker 1: he we didn't like. But it sounded like a good
Speaker 1: time though we was happy. I was drunk, like it
Speaker 1: was he's married man. It's like, y'all married man. No,
Speaker 1: that did him? After that, I'm a saying, like a
Speaker 1: pocket lot of the fire department that a firefighter, you
Speaker 1: never married man. She don't want to lie, like she
Speaker 1: don't want to lie. She's like, no, I don't think
Speaker 1: I've ever knowing me. This is what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: found out after the ring engaged Nigga. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: know that that's not the same thing. That's right that
Speaker 1: I ain't married, man? How did you find out? Because
Speaker 1: I stopped? I ignored him because I was he was
Speaker 1: my friend dan. I just wanted to sun him right,
Speaker 1: but but I had a nigga, so I ended up
Speaker 1: ignoring him after I them for like two I ignored
Speaker 1: him for two weeks. Then on Instagram and Nigga gets
Speaker 1: a post. I'm like he proposed to the suth bit
Speaker 1: in Africa. I'm like, damn that up. Well, you did
Speaker 1: ignore him for two weeks right here, like I might
Speaker 1: gonna married this. But it's like, damn, bro, you're gonna
Speaker 1: get married just because I ignored you? Yeah? Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: show her and now you and it's marriage. You don't
Speaker 1: want to be in because he's still on my lap?
Speaker 1: Why you do that? But you didn't tell that's the
Speaker 1: craziest place you had sex. Girl. At this point, I'll say, hey,
Speaker 1: my mama bed whoa sorry, I've never seen it was
Speaker 1: so bogus. I ain't gonna like I didn't change your
Speaker 1: sheets because then she would have knew I did it.
Speaker 1: How's she gonna come home now she got new sheets?
Speaker 1: What the fund this? Respect? So your mama just slept
Speaker 1: in and I used saying I was suing to her
Speaker 1: bid a lot because oh, my go around the sound
Speaker 1: like I made it in this high school. I had
Speaker 1: moved back in her house or whatever, and it's like
Speaker 1: she just had like the best room, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, and she would be gone all the time.
Speaker 1: It's like, man, what's up? You better had the best room.
Speaker 1: She's the most. That was damn, what about you? What
Speaker 1: about craziest face I've ever had sex? Probably in like, um,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think maybe in the playground after dark
Speaker 1: on the in the jungle gym. That's kind of nasty
Speaker 1: because kids be there. But like during the day, Oh,
Speaker 1: that was pretty crazy that before. Yeah, I mean, you
Speaker 1: know you are on your way. I said, you know,
Speaker 1: you'll be fingering. But I don't think I'm gonna do that, y'all.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's what It makes you feel. Kindly,
Speaker 1: it does make you feel bust right, it makes you
Speaker 1: feel kind of I don't know, but you know that's
Speaker 1: doing it. That's why I stopped doing it because I
Speaker 1: don't want my man to be my bitch. But that's
Speaker 1: how he feels when you do that. See, and these
Speaker 1: because I already be feeling like my bitch, I don't
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, I don't like that. Yeah, but listen,
Speaker 1: I just want to say thank you so much for
Speaker 1: coming through. This is really fun, thank you for having me.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, Queen Kies, we gotta make
Speaker 1: sure we have a good time with you period. Yes,
Speaker 1: how you feeling y'all? Y'all hilarious next time. But I
Speaker 1: don't got no thing to suck y'all. Like that's really like,
Speaker 1: you don't that's really a big thing for me, Like
Speaker 1: that's really like that's almost like I don't know. That's
Speaker 1: so I don't know, And then I think it's because
Speaker 1: I'll do this whole emp thing, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So it's like I'm known for emp me eat my pussy,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. So it's like I'm kind
Speaker 1: of like, no, I'm for getting head. So it's like
Speaker 1: that's kind of my thing. So it's like if I
Speaker 1: stuck a nigga dick, it's like, I don't mean you
Speaker 1: can't do both. You don't think he the fucking president,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, he gots like giving him.
Speaker 1: He got me fucked up. You can hear meself. If
Speaker 1: I'm giving a nigger that presidential status, it's like what
Speaker 1: you want to give that to select few? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: see that and give it to select few. Yeah's gonna
Speaker 1: have to And when you find somebody that you want
Speaker 1: to give it to, you're gonna want to do everything
Speaker 1: because y'all like, what's up and you start trying right now.
Speaker 1: I'm as when I got in my thirties, I've been
Speaker 1: I've been abstinent. It's like exceptmber okay, okay for a reason.
Speaker 1: Because the last nig was wait um. So he was
Speaker 1: like nice and stuff like I tried to do stuff
Speaker 1: like the like good way or like the American way
Speaker 1: or something like it was traditional way. I tried to
Speaker 1: do like ship kind of like traditional right, like I
Speaker 1: was being faithful. I probably cheated on the nigga like
Speaker 1: two or three times, but I was being faithful, like
Speaker 1: he was my nigger, you know. But he was too crazy.
Speaker 1: It was like crazy, like it made me uncomfortable, like
Speaker 1: what you mean by crazy, Like I could do anything
Speaker 1: to him and he still like loved me and she
Speaker 1: like that. It kind of makes you lose respect a
Speaker 1: little bit, like damn, I can't just walk all over,
Speaker 1: not even necessarily lose respect, but kind of question your
Speaker 1: mentality and question just you as a fucking person. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, And he'll be saying weird ship.
Speaker 1: I can't take so much weird ship, and like what
Speaker 1: I so? I never he was the first nigger who
Speaker 1: poured out like a vibrated deal though thing when I
Speaker 1: was fucking so he had like usually the niggas I fun,
Speaker 1: they were never that's like fooling out of fake dick
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know, Like niggas I fucked. Maybe
Speaker 1: they got too much ego and pride. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but like they're like really confident they know they're gonna
Speaker 1: satisfy with me. Like they never pulled out a fucking deal.
Speaker 1: What did you do when he did that? I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't like the I don't like so. I like
Speaker 1: that rod y'all that rong. I still got my rabbit.
Speaker 1: What's the Oh she got a t BT. She took
Speaker 1: it back. What it has pearls in the middle and
Speaker 1: then that has a little rabbit that's kind of shakes average.
Speaker 1: Yeah know, it's like an average side huge, right, it's
Speaker 1: not a huge like she said, like the pearls and yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's not the rabbit, it's not you. I always
Speaker 1: had stop with that rose because it's like that bit
Speaker 1: just be massage and by the roads, and then she
Speaker 1: would have pulled that out. That would have been okay.
Speaker 1: I pulled the motherfucking Okay, that's fine, Like that's cool,
Speaker 1: like like from this point, like he don't know, I
Speaker 1: like that rose, like I haven't tried it. I really
Speaker 1: it's like with the rose, it's like you could just
Speaker 1: take unlimited dick rights take. I've been more faithful to
Speaker 1: my rabbit than I've been to the nigga that I love.
Speaker 1: My girlfriend. Baby has gotten me through like when I
Speaker 1: when I'm not talking, come here, rabbit, drug bunny. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: so you ain't been yup sucking rabbit, No for real,
Speaker 1: because it's like the in my case of the roads,
Speaker 1: the roads better than nothing. Yeah, I gotta hear that
Speaker 1: ship the robots are taking over guys is persistent and
Speaker 1: DN that's when you realize, but you can't you can't cuddle.
Speaker 1: Don't cuddle that part love ship. It's like I have
Speaker 1: to be in love. Really what about kissing um? If
Speaker 1: it piss Like, if I'm lust this hard to say,
Speaker 1: I want to kiss you probably okay, vivid imagination, but
Speaker 1: if it's yeah, I gotta be like like to make
Speaker 1: I can't just kiss you off a light, but you
Speaker 1: can't get your pussy aid. Yeah that's fun. Up. I
Speaker 1: don't know something wrong with me? I like he yall
Speaker 1: I do. Well, that's a great way to and listen.
Speaker 1: Make sure you guys listen to got Me Fucked Up
Speaker 1: because that's all right now period sucked up. This is
Speaker 1: actually my first UM single that I ever released on
Speaker 1: my own. Congrats. Oh yeah, thank you. It's a little day, right,
Speaker 1: it's a day. Yeah, I got me sucked up out
Speaker 1: now period? Oh yeah, And I shot a movie. My
Speaker 1: movie coming out next year. Oh yeah that so y'all
Speaker 1: gonna see it. It's called loud Burger. It's gonna be everywhere.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a Friday you said, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like Friday mixed with good Burger. The wash done
Speaker 1: with that too, okay, hum to it? Yeah yeah you
Speaker 1: should be. Yeah, you would definitely be cracking up. Me
Speaker 1: and Laura definitely was had the past couple of days.
Speaker 1: That reminds me keep oh that's where's the stream it
Speaker 1: could have been to her tested. Yeah, right now you're
Speaker 1: as you might get your ass to listen. Yes, look
Speaker 1: a nigga ate my ass to the whole Meet the Blacks.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. You've seen the movie apps to the whole
Speaker 1: motherfucking movie. He ate my ass? Were you watching the
Speaker 1: movie while he came to the point the credits came
Speaker 1: on out? Damn that woke up. But the ass still
Speaker 1: getting eight. I'm like, gee, at this point, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna get you confused? What a movie you watch? You
Speaker 1: your ass? Like? Do you like? I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: come off that no, oppentually No, it's just like, gon
Speaker 1: be more to like a drama. Yeah, it's like I
Speaker 1: prefer head all right, you got if you want to
Speaker 1: do that, then whatever, but I have back to the front. Damn.
Speaker 1: If you eat somebody asking they fall asleep, that's not
Speaker 1: I just like when they just eat my ass because
Speaker 1: it's like they talk so much. Ship, so it's like
Speaker 1: you might do it ship mouth saying some crazy ship
Speaker 1: I'm the worst person. Oh sure, Well, we're definitely gonna
Speaker 1: have you back, and we appreciate you for coming through
Speaker 1: and having some fun with us. Yes, thank you all.
Speaker 1: We're gonna smoke. You're gonna suck some dude. You said,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna suck some duck. Girl. If I just suck
Speaker 1: and I really was laying and you should try to
Speaker 1: keep it read, I'll out a little bit. But about
Speaker 1: nothing about the sucking you do, swallow, I don't you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, but I don't. But I was
Speaker 1: like a three year stree. What I was sucking did right?
Speaker 1: But he and I told you all. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I was in a fake little relationship with
Speaker 1: the guy that he was doing that ship. But I'm
Speaker 1: cool on this ship. I would rather, like she said,
Speaker 1: see a nigger and want to suckings dick? You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Maybe that's how I'm a no, I'm
Speaker 1: in love or something. If I see a nigga and
Speaker 1: it's like, damn, I want to suck his dick? That
Speaker 1: you really like? Damn? Yeah? Because guys don't deserve that anyway. Really,
Speaker 1: what it's about. They don't deserve this. It's like, even
Speaker 1: if I like sucking dick, it's not about that. Because
Speaker 1: I'm absolutely right now, I like fucking, you know, it
Speaker 1: ain't about that. Yeah yeah, absolute means you can't get
Speaker 1: your pussy eating either, right and no flower what no road,
Speaker 1: no road, Hey, I'll go. You want me to dash?
Speaker 1: Not having that no period Now, I'm definitely like that's
Speaker 1: a part of meditation or something. So I'm still getting
Speaker 1: here at all that It's just no dick right now.
Speaker 1: Nigga is just imagine telling that guy you can come
Speaker 1: up with my pussy, but I'm not gonna suck, and
Speaker 1: they'd be like yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. A lot of
Speaker 1: times they think they could convince you like this is
Speaker 1: you know, that's the thing, but he s you came
Speaker 1: over to get you know, and thinking that he's sticking
Speaker 1: your you call me over you so childish. You do
Speaker 1: call me at work one day and was like, you
Speaker 1: come outside on your lunch breaks like each pussy real
Speaker 1: quick so you can go back? What does that do
Speaker 1: for you? But then I know what to do for me?
Speaker 1: So it's okay if it was somebody, but I like
Speaker 1: that person. We gotta put it, We gotta get a
Speaker 1: chunk for you. I got one more thing to say
Speaker 1: about them eatles who do that with the niggas who
Speaker 1: just eat pussy and don't do ship. I always imagine,
Speaker 1: like the moment y'all getting the car, y'all just start
Speaker 1: beating y'all dickers. Is that true? That's a question for
Speaker 1: the way, Okay, back that at all? It please, you'll
Speaker 1: pussy and y'all don't get nothing immediately when y'all getting
Speaker 1: the car, do y'all beat y'all? Day Anthony or because
Speaker 1: I'll be a math? She said, no, No, I'm so
Speaker 1: you know you do that what he definitely does about
Speaker 1: to stop getting I remember what that is lip service.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much again, Queaky, make listen. We really
Speaker 1: appreciated pam uh plastic cup boys. But the only girl
Speaker 1: that's part of the plastic cup boys, that's what I'm
Speaker 1: Laura more. Thank you so much for guessing with us today.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday against Stephanie Santiaga Ja happy bird, Thank God.
Speaker 1: Fingers up. And you know what I'd be thinking, I know,
Speaker 1: you go, you do what you can't do things. She
Speaker 1: had no nails, she'd probably be sticking off ol