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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, guys, well

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Speaker 1: about four minutes after. Anyway, it's today's Strawberry Letters. Subject listen.

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Speaker 1: If you lost your underwear, please call me. That is

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Speaker 1: the sub. If you lost your underwear, please call me.

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Speaker 1: But I've been that night. Okay, but did you want

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Speaker 1: to say that? Though? Right now? What happened? But have

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Speaker 1: you ever came home with just one league in your draw?

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Speaker 1: Was piled up in your zipple? You didn't know how

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Speaker 1: to explain you just got one. You got pennies in

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Speaker 1: your pocket? See, uh right, all right, right now, the

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Speaker 1: nephew is here with a prank phone call for today.

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Speaker 1: Let's go nap. What you got brand spanking news, Sir?

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Speaker 1: To tell your mama to pump up brakes? What here

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Speaker 1: your mama? The pump up breaks mama? Yeah, yeah, your mama,

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Speaker 1: mama pump up brakes? Is Hello. Hello, I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: reach Natalie please, yeah, Natalie, Natalie. How you doing? My

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Speaker 1: name is Darren. I'm with your homeowners Association? Okay, hey dad,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing? Listen? Um, we got a we

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Speaker 1: got a bit of a problem. If you don't mind

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Speaker 1: me asking, who's who who actually brings your kids on

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Speaker 1: from school. Uh each day, Oh my mom gets my

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Speaker 1: kids for me and she dropped them off. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: Well we have a we have a bit of a problem.

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Speaker 1: The kids are fine, that's there's no issue with the

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Speaker 1: kids at all. But you know, we've had a meeting

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Speaker 1: here at the h o A. We've been getting some complaints.

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Speaker 1: Uh it seems like your mother is is uh really

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Speaker 1: speeding down the street real fast, and you know one's

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Speaker 1: complaining about it that you know, it's a lot of

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Speaker 1: kids walking home from school and it seems like your

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Speaker 1: mom is driving real fast when she's coming down the street,

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Speaker 1: but to drop your kids off. Did you know anything

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Speaker 1: about this? Uh? No, not at all. That doesn't leave

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Speaker 1: it sound like her. Okay, what type of card? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, Natalie. We're we're we're from

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Speaker 1: what I understand, it is a what kind of car

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Speaker 1: is your mom had? Is a board escape or something

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Speaker 1: like that from a little suv? Does that what your

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Speaker 1: mom has? Yeah? She has a little red stuv. Okay, alright,

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Speaker 1: So the problem is that that that's the same car,

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Speaker 1: that's the one we're talking about. And it seems like

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Speaker 1: you know, your mother is is flying down the street

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Speaker 1: and she drops the kids off, and when she leaves,

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Speaker 1: she's flying back out of the neighborhood. And a couple

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Speaker 1: of times some of the neighbors have told her to

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Speaker 1: slow down. And you know, I don't know if she's

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Speaker 1: flicked them off or said something out the window, you know,

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Speaker 1: but you know this is stuff that we just cannot tolerate. Huh, well,

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Speaker 1: it really doesn't sound like my mom. But you know, okay, well,

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Speaker 1: you know what, Natalie, What what we're not gonna do

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Speaker 1: is what you're not gonna do is act like it's

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Speaker 1: not your mama. It's your mother that's doing this. So

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Speaker 1: what we need you to do is tell your mama

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Speaker 1: to slow up down so we don't ask problem, all right,

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Speaker 1: because I tried to be nice with you at first.

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Speaker 1: But if you're gonna be a denial I think it's

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Speaker 1: not your mama, then we got an issue. First of all,

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Speaker 1: Darren from h O A, I need you to watch

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Speaker 1: your tones and who you're talking to, all right. I

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Speaker 1: need you to calm that all the way down, all right.

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Speaker 1: You need to slow your damn mama down. That's what

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Speaker 1: you need to do. Slow your mama the way she drowing.

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Speaker 1: What to do is stand in the middle of the

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Speaker 1: street and she flying down and so hopefully she can

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Speaker 1: knock you out the way. Okay, don't talk to me

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Speaker 1: like that. You're being ruined it for I would ask

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Speaker 1: her at this time, because I don't think it's tired.

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Speaker 1: But you're not gonna talk to me like that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So your mama can just drive down the street and

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Speaker 1: after she want to do one, Mamma could do whatever

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Speaker 1: she want to do. She will go on and dorm

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Speaker 1: she came doing in the neighborhood that I'm a member

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Speaker 1: of the h o A. She can't do it there. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know whatever your mama arrested with your

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Speaker 1: kids in the car. If I got to, I wish

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Speaker 1: you would. I wish you would have my mama arrested

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Speaker 1: with my kids in the car. You're gonna have more

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Speaker 1: problems than you ever had. Okay, you better now I

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Speaker 1: have my mama arrested, You're gonna get arrested and you're

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Speaker 1: gonna be sent to the hospital. How about that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let me tell yourself to tell your mama, so slow

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Speaker 1: down beneath streets. This is the last one and I'm

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Speaker 1: giving y'all this the last one. Well, you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. You ain't got to get no one and say, Okay,

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Speaker 1: we should have a real conversation about it. We can

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Speaker 1: meet and talk about it, because he's gonna talk to

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Speaker 1: me like that, and you I ain't telling my mama.

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Speaker 1: I ain't telling out a small own thing about that.

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Speaker 1: What you're gonna do? What's your mom to dad? That

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Speaker 1: lets meet about it? And And I'm not bringing my husband

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Speaker 1: to say you've got so much to say, you don't say.

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to kiss that same energy. Okay

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Speaker 1: with my husband. I want you to talk to him

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Speaker 1: like you're talking to meet. I literally tell you something.

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Speaker 1: I ain't worry about your husband and none of that.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say this right here.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this right here. Tommy is the one

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Speaker 1: that told us that your mama was spending on the street.

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Speaker 1: Tommy one said it, Tommy what every Timmy? Tommy said,

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Speaker 1: your mamma was the one running up and down the

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Speaker 1: street fast, going part of picking mile and out. Tommedy

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Speaker 1: one said that I don't know who timmy shoes, but

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Speaker 1: Tommy can kiss me. You can kiss my and any

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Speaker 1: other neighbors who got something to say about my mama

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Speaker 1: can kiss Mike. How about that? Gonna shot it? Let

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Speaker 1: me and shoot this. Do you know Matthew Tommy from

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show? Do you know who stopt me?

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Speaker 1: How are you? My? God? Like the p talking questions

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Speaker 1: to me about to get you went up? Brother? Let

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Speaker 1: you tell me you'll to the Darius got me to

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Speaker 1: play phone call you baby. Oh it's going down. It

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Speaker 1: is going dad, Okay, back is a real mother. You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm getting back? Man, I like my mama

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Speaker 1: to me like that stought me? You got me? Everybody

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Speaker 1: tell me this one more thing before you go. What

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Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: in the land. You know it's the Steve Harvey Martin Shall.

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Speaker 1: I think I just got I think you did nice

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Speaker 1: in the beginning, though seem started out nice, started out night.

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Speaker 1: I got my good customer. That's that's the prank of

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Speaker 1: the day right there. Baby, I'll tell you mama to

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Speaker 1: pump a brakes. Here it is Februar sixte the nephew

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Speaker 1: will be in Colleen, Texas. Colleen Texas twice as Funny

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Speaker 1: Comedy Club, two shows Thursday to Friday to Saturday. The

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Speaker 1: Nephews come to town. Somebody spread the room and saying,

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Speaker 1: we heard the nephew wasn't coming. No, no, no, the

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Speaker 1: nephew will be in Colleen, Texas. One thing the nephew

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Speaker 1: don't do. I do not counsel a date ever in

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Speaker 1: my life. I go and rock and roll baby. February fourteen,

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Speaker 1: fifteen sixteen. The Nephew is in town twice as Funny

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Speaker 1: Comic Club to Thursday to Friday, too, said, watch me

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Speaker 1: be a damn fool. Yeah, I don't, I don't probably people, Mama, dog,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. You know, you know you're wrong for

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Speaker 1: that with nephew when you got to hear them with

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Speaker 1: something they care about. Everybody care about their mom. You're

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Speaker 1: doing it ain't that ain't right? But what what? What?

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Speaker 1: Who told you? Branking's right? That's the point, that's the

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Speaker 1: point of it all. Mama, My mama, dog, Mama, Mama,

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Speaker 1: she said you straight by the mama though, didn't did

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Speaker 1: you get a little nervous? Though you do get nervous sometimes.

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Speaker 1: I know you could hear it. Why don't I show

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Speaker 1: up with my husband. We can talk about all this.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute now, you all right? Think enough? You

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Speaker 1: coming up next. It is the Strawberry Letter. Subject if

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Speaker 1: you lost your underwear, please call me. We'll get into

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