Speaker 1: We've got a guy on the phone for a second
Speaker 1: date update. His name's Ryan, and apparently Ryan's a big
Speaker 1: fan of the show. Oh cool, that's awesome, Ran, thank you.
Speaker 1: It's just kind of funny. Most of the time when
Speaker 1: people write in, they tell us about their dates and
Speaker 1: what happened, what they liked about the person they were with.
Speaker 1: But Ryan didn't say a whole lot about his actual date.
Speaker 1: His email was mostly questions about our show, okay, and
Speaker 1: about us and what he likes about us. He's just
Speaker 1: a big fan, so Ryan. Yeah, we're just trying to
Speaker 1: toot our own horns here. He said he wanted a
Speaker 1: second date update too, But Ryan, thanks for joining us today.
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. I'm a stand not a fan. Gosh,
Speaker 1: if you don't reference saying come on, it's a new
Speaker 1: like lingo, like if you stand something, you know, like
Speaker 1: the Eminem song with the crazy fan who writes some
Speaker 1: letters and then ends up killing himself. It sounds really fun.
Speaker 1: If you stand something you were like obsessed with it.
Speaker 1: Everybody says stand now, everybody, Yeah, okay, I know, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Tell us more about the woman that you want us
Speaker 1: to call today. What's her name? Uh, Justine. Justine, Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you forget? Yeah? I may have taken something before
Speaker 1: I did this. Wait, we didn't take too much. She's
Speaker 1: like really sing no wonder he's a fan of our show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so can you focus a little bit? Tell us about
Speaker 1: your date with Justine. Yeah, we did it on an
Speaker 1: app dating app. Okay, that's how you met? Yeah, brook
Speaker 1: you didn't meet Micah on an app? Right, I didn't,
Speaker 1: you guys? You guys suck there for I met my
Speaker 1: husband through work, which is like old school. Yeah. As
Speaker 1: much as I want to go into Brooks relationship, I'd
Speaker 1: really like to focus a little bit on Justine. And
Speaker 1: so you met her online? Waits alexis there? Oh yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: just just checking it can hardly hear you. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my Alexa just went off having a lot. Okay, back
Speaker 1: to Justine though. Okay, So anyway, yeah, we went to
Speaker 1: we went to a wine bar and you know, we
Speaker 1: actually we talked about you guys too. How much does
Speaker 1: she listen? Well, it just came up naturally because somebody
Speaker 1: here loves wine. That's me, Yes, I do. I mean Okay,
Speaker 1: So anyway, she's a nurse. She's really cute and I
Speaker 1: do graphic design, so I'm chill, and she's very what's
Speaker 1: the word, like, she's with it. She's a little bit
Speaker 1: more put together maybe than you. Yeah, yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: mean that in midway. I mean, just I have friends
Speaker 1: who are graphic designers and they're super chilled too. Sorry, guys,
Speaker 1: this is just the stuff talking. Did I ask, did
Speaker 1: you show up sober to your date with her? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: you were sober? All right, So so let's refocus once again.
Speaker 1: You're at the wine bar. You're talking about our show
Speaker 1: with Justine. Yeah, things go. Yeah, we talked about stuff.
Speaker 1: We talked about traveling. Okay, I know, Brook you like
Speaker 1: to travel. We were talking about going this highland and like,
Speaker 1: what's so funny? This is kind of funny. You're all
Speaker 1: over the place, So we're following, we're following. I mean
Speaker 1: I could come over to the station and we get okay,
Speaker 1: So we went to the parking lot and I got
Speaker 1: her an uber and there was like a moment there
Speaker 1: where maybe I should have grabbed her and kissed her,
Speaker 1: but it was like I was too chill, you know.
Speaker 1: So she just got in the car and I texted
Speaker 1: her that evening. That's a good Yeah. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to make sure she got home. Okay. I didn't hear back.
Speaker 1: And I know she arrived because Uber sent me a notification,
Speaker 1: but no notification coming from Justine. And then I might
Speaker 1: have overdone it on social media the next day, but
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know that you overdid it. I
Speaker 1: sent her a bunch of links to your guys' program,
Speaker 1: the ones that are online. Okay, so oh wait, so
Speaker 1: she wasn't a big listener before you No, but she
Speaker 1: said she loved it after I described it at dinner, Okay,
Speaker 1: but I wanted to actually give her the full you know,
Speaker 1: experienced audio. Okay, because me talking about it's not the
Speaker 1: same thing. Sorry, I'm not boring you guys. No, no
Speaker 1: good stuff. I actually think that's a good thing because
Speaker 1: it shows that she likes your type of humor. Like
Speaker 1: if you like our show and she likes our show
Speaker 1: and you guys mutually, probably will find the same things funny. Exactly.
Speaker 1: That's my master plan. Oh okay, but wait, so what
Speaker 1: happened after you center the stuff? She never wrote you back,
Speaker 1: nothing like yeah, big time goes. So maybe she didn't
Speaker 1: like it, or maybe he sent so many links that
Speaker 1: she's just still listening to all of them. We have
Speaker 1: a lot of content she fell in love with us
Speaker 1: could happen. Yeah, yeah, what are you thinking went wrong?
Speaker 1: I have no idea. Maybe I talked too much in general,
Speaker 1: talks too much about you, guys. Showd you know a
Speaker 1: little bit more about brook than you do. Just yeah,
Speaker 1: he may know more about me than Alexis. That's a
Speaker 1: good point. What is one thing that you liked about Justine? Uh?
Speaker 1: I mean she's like, yeah, I don't know, guys, I
Speaker 1: mean she was cute. Okay, Okay, well you know why
Speaker 1: why don't we play a song? You can pop another
Speaker 1: one of whatever you're taking, and you can think about
Speaker 1: it so you'll have something to talk about when we
Speaker 1: come back and we do your second date update. Okay,
Speaker 1: yeahpe dope, OK hold on, if you're just joining us
Speaker 1: for the second date update. We're talking to a super
Speaker 1: fan of the Morning show. His name is Ryan, and
Speaker 1: he admits he was a little nervous spend some time
Speaker 1: with us this morning, so before his call, he took
Speaker 1: something to help him relax. And I mean, it's certainly
Speaker 1: been an interesting conversation. We definitely wasn't just a vitamin Yeah,
Speaker 1: we figured that we haven't really learned much about his
Speaker 1: actual date with a girl who went out with Justine
Speaker 1: other than they went to a wine bar and talked
Speaker 1: about our show a lot. But he did mention the
Speaker 1: next day he sent her some links to a few
Speaker 1: of his favorite show segments, and after that she really
Speaker 1: hasn't been responding. Do you guys think we're the reason?
Speaker 1: I mean, we have been before. Yeah, wouldn't be the
Speaker 1: first time. So he wants to know the reason why
Speaker 1: she's been ghosting Ryan. How you feeling Yeah, I'm feeling good. Okay,
Speaker 1: sounds like it. Did you double down on whatever you're taking? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I just sixhaled man. Oh okay, right, are you sure you?
Speaker 1: Are you sure you want to call her? I mean
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to talk to her and you're not
Speaker 1: in the like a completely lucid state. No, but I'm
Speaker 1: in the zone though, Okay, yeah, Okay, just why he
Speaker 1: finds us funny. He's always like, why we need you
Speaker 1: to just concentrate this whole time? Okay, Okay. If if
Speaker 1: this goes well, we might need to send him an
Speaker 1: email to remind him that he got a successful second day,
Speaker 1: because he might totally forget. But okay, I'm about to
Speaker 1: dial the phone number right now. You're to do this? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Hey, good luck? Here we go. Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi is this Justine? It is me? Yeah, I Justine.
Speaker 1: My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. No way, Oh my gosh listening.
Speaker 1: Why is that you? Hi, Justin? Hi? Why are you
Speaker 1: calling me? Yeah? No reason. We're doing a segment on
Speaker 1: our show that we do from time to time. Here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you know which one I'm doing? Uh no, Well okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean we're doing the second Date Update. I love
Speaker 1: that one. I love love, love love Alan. Okay, that's good. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well I'm no, I'm so completely obsessed with you, guys.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I love it, love it, love it for
Speaker 1: how long? How long have you loved us? Well? Basically
Speaker 1: for five days? You know. I went out with the
Speaker 1: guy that makes you one of our longest running fans. Actually, congratulations,
Speaker 1: I love I love like you're loser lying? Like who
Speaker 1: are these people I know? Well? A lot of them?
Speaker 1: Is you? Now? I really do actually feel special about that? Yeah, Justine,
Speaker 1: Like this is awesome, Like we really appreciate that you're
Speaker 1: a fan and thank you so much for listening, but
Speaker 1: we do thank you, thank you. We need to bring
Speaker 1: it back to the reason that we're calling you for
Speaker 1: the second date update because Ryan, the guy who sent
Speaker 1: you all those links, Yeah, he's hoping to get back
Speaker 1: in touch with you, and he doesn't know why you've
Speaker 1: suddenly goes did him? Well, you know you guys, I'm
Speaker 1: like totally embarrassing to say this, but it's kind of
Speaker 1: like I have a little crush I was somebody else.
Speaker 1: Oh you met somebody else. I totally have a crush
Speaker 1: on Jose. Oh there, yeah an accent? Should I just
Speaker 1: say I have you? I totally have a girl crush
Speaker 1: on you? And oh totally? And its like I have
Speaker 1: been obsessed with your your entire persona on these podcasts,
Speaker 1: like your Rwanda voice. Just just go much for me?
Speaker 1: Now did on the voice that he did not go on?
Speaker 1: She's a fan? Talk to me, I know, not together
Speaker 1: and bring Margherita's good. That's really good. Wait, but just
Speaker 1: because you have like a crush on Jose, why aren't
Speaker 1: you yeah telling Ryan back? Because if Brian had the
Speaker 1: same personality and was as funny as Jose, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to totally be into him, but he's not.
Speaker 1: I totally have like a girl crush on you. I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm in fifth grade. Yeah, thank you. I'm dying.
Speaker 1: I'm like sweating, My hands are sweating. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: thank God. But hold on. We don't know each other.
Speaker 1: We don't even know if we live in the same state.
Speaker 1: Why would you not date another guy who you have
Speaker 1: met because you think another person's funny? Yeah, Jose, I
Speaker 1: think we're forgetting that Ryan is actually on the line here. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Remember how these works, Justine, Ryan's on the other line
Speaker 1: listening only right, That's how this works. Yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and I'm assuming that Ryan has something to say about this. Ryan.
Speaker 1: Are you there, Jose, Why are you? Why are you
Speaker 1: moving in on my date? Man? God, he was just
Speaker 1: a loyal fan. Come in a block up. I'm not
Speaker 1: moving it on anybody, bro, I'm here to help you. Still. Okay,
Speaker 1: you've already talked to her like you're asking her what
Speaker 1: state she's in and where she's living. I heard it too,
Speaker 1: He had a good boy. I didn't ask what state.
Speaker 1: I just said we probably don't even live in the same.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you. Yeah. No, man, you you're
Speaker 1: talking to her. I've been listening to you forever. I
Speaker 1: know when you're flirting. You're flirting with her. Totally him out,
Speaker 1: not at all. He did have his calendar out, he
Speaker 1: was looking for open days. O my god, and you
Speaker 1: knock it off like this is second day update, not
Speaker 1: like steal my date. She's loving Yeah, I know, I
Speaker 1: hear just seeing giggling back there. Anything funny, be nice here?
Speaker 1: Why nice? Iced to have a crush on him and
Speaker 1: not you? Oh gosh, you're making my god. We have
Speaker 1: a little morning show love tryangle right now? The two ends. Okay.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing about jose Jessine that a lot of
Speaker 1: people don't know. He truly is like kind hearted, really
Speaker 1: wants a relationship, has been not very lucky in love,
Speaker 1: and this may turn it around. That's not helping. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's sweet than help from his voice. Yeah, very small package,
Speaker 1: too street away. He would make up for it in effort,
Speaker 1: he really would. I think you should pursue this, guys.
Speaker 1: Hold on, my co host, stop doing what you're doing.
Speaker 1: I see what you're doing. We're helping you know, you're
Speaker 1: complained all the time about not having dates. You're taking
Speaker 1: a hole. I don't know her you are. You're worried
Speaker 1: about never becoming a father that I love. You always
Speaker 1: say love comes and at least expect. I'm flattered, but no,
Speaker 1: thank you. Now you're messing everything up? Are you guys
Speaker 1: to be in love? I want everyone to be in love? Well,
Speaker 1: if you still want that, stop trying to make a
Speaker 1: flap all the time. Now. I'm sorry, I'm just charming.
Speaker 1: I can't help it, dude, I don't know. I'm not
Speaker 1: even saying anything for You're a comedian who's just about
Speaker 1: to get punched in the mouth of Yan Yan. The
Speaker 1: drugs have gone bad. Okay, go to sleep. You'll feel
Speaker 1: better tomorrow. I'll give you tickets to I'm gonna feel
Speaker 1: better when my hands around Jose's. Oh my god, I'll
Speaker 1: feel better. The real question is who are you going
Speaker 1: to ask for a second date. I can't dave her.
Speaker 1: I don't know her name. I think that's up to Jeffrey. Well,
Speaker 1: I think because Ryan is the one who asked us
Speaker 1: for help, I need to ask on his behalf first, Justine.
Speaker 1: I mean Ryan. Look, I'm just gonna be honest, Ryan,
Speaker 1: this isn't looking very good for you right now. I'm
Speaker 1: still going to ask Justine, would you like to go
Speaker 1: out on a date with Jose I know we will
Speaker 1: not pay for that. Yeah, yeah, I don't know how
Speaker 1: to do with this. Louie, don't say yes. I don't
Speaker 1: know who she is. I don't know how how many
Speaker 1: kids you have. I don't know what's your job. You've
Speaker 1: been with girls knowing much less than that. Those things
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