WEBVTT - Just a Lil Taste 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.520 Forever. 0:00:03.960 --> 0:00:11.280 Yes, I thought you were history with the slamming of 0:00:11.480 --> 0:00:11.920 the time. 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:17.479 I like Celindian Sydney. You're not present, Cis. You're on 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:20.119 your phone. I'm talking Andrew singing the words with me, 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:21.200 but you're not even. 0:00:21.239 --> 0:00:28.920 Hy Guys, I am present with my friend friend. 0:00:29.320 --> 0:00:30.280 Yay, you're holding in. 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:33.680 How many of us have them? Friends? 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:36.760 The ones you can depend on. Friends. 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:40.320 We're doing great, We're doing wonderful. You know, it's a 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:44.040 beautiful Friday, but we're recording on a Saturday, so I 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:45.519 don't even know how this Friday is going to be 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:46.800 when it comes out. 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:48.480 Honestly, I feel like it's going to be an amazing 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:51.160 to actually yet, No, it's pretty it's a pretty hard. 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:53.880 It's a hurricane coming, and there was a that was 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:56.680 an earthquake, and and it's the. 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:59.200 Day after Tomorrow that remember that movie? 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:02.360 Yeah, you're so silly. Do you like a disaster movie? 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:05.200 I don't because I just feel like, in twenty nineteen, 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:07.800 it doesn't feel far fetched. With all the shit that's 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:11.759 going down, it could possibly might be happening. 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:13.800 Mike, could be Can we talk about trash for a second. 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:16.440 What do you mean I didn't know that they were 0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:18.280 just dumping our garbage in the ocean. 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:19.440 You didn't know that. 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:19.919 No. 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:22.920 I thought that they were like barrying it and burning 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:26.880 some and recycling. But they just dump all the trash 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:28.280 like into the sea. 0:01:28.440 --> 0:01:29.200 Isn't that crazy? 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:31.240 No, because it's America and we're trash. 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:34.119 No, but not just America, all over the world. They're 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:35.960 just throwing the garbage in the ocean. 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:37.880 Really, it's crazy. 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:39.880 Would you learn this from a documentary? Yeah? 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:41.600 Blue Planet, Blue Planet too. 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:46.440 But also, like I've been, i'd just been because somebody 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:49.400 was saying or some I had read somewhere that they 0:01:49.400 --> 0:01:53.160 were like, recycling is canceled because we have too much 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:56.960 recycling or something like they don't have anything anywhere to 0:01:57.000 --> 0:01:58.920 put all of these boxes, in these bottles, in this 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:00.680 plastic that we recycle. 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:03.600 It's just like they're like, you might as well just 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:06.960 throw it in the trash. Throw it in the trash. Yeah, 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:08.280 throw it in the bag. 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:10.800 I just think that's crazy. I didn't. I maybe I'm 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:12.640 dumb for not knowing that, but I. 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:15.200 Maybe you're not so dumb now. 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:19.520 I honestly, I've been watching more documentaries and it's stressful 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:22.400 because I hate the news because it's just you just 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:24.520 get the hard facts, and it's so harsh and it's 0:02:24.520 --> 0:02:25.720 so depressing and everything. 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:26.720 It's so negative. 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:30.000 And then I try to watch stuff that's not news 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:32.480 related and like reality TV, and I was like, this 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:36.080 is too ratchet and garbage and it's not making me 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:39.640 a better person. So I have been really getting into documentaries. Okay, 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:43.320 when you watch and since you know I've been watching. 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:47.040 I watched that Dead Mommy DearS. I watched that documentary. 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:50.040 It's about a woman who was able to scam all 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:53.359 these doctors into believing her her daughter were sick so 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:56.800 she can get like free trips and everybody feels sorry 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:59.040 for them and free trips, free trip. Like she went 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:01.240 to Disney World because they were like, oh, her daughter 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:04.840 has this, this, this, this, They put a feeding tube 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:07.160 into her, shaved all her hair or like acted like this. 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:09.160 Her daughter could not walk. 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:11.399 It was sick. Wait, and the whole time the daughter 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:12.120 was healthy. 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:15.920 Fine, they put a feeding tube in her, eating tube 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:16.480 in her. 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:18.280 How old was the daughter young? 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:21.080 Like she had been pretending that she's been sick for 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:22.560 a bait since a baby. 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:26.200 What's that called mun children? Yeah something, yeah, syndrome. 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:27.000 I know what you're saying. 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:29.600 But I don't I can't pronounce it, but yes, And 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:32.760 the documentary had me going crazy because if you just 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:35.800 look look at the mother and it's like she was 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:38.160 able to get these doctors to believe it. 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:38.920 This is crazy to me. 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:40.760 Yeah, but how do you get doctors to believe that 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:42.680 there's something wrong with your kid if there's actually nothing 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:44.920 wrong with you? Ooh, these doctors is dumb? You know, 0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:46.800 they say the nurses do all the work. And this 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:50.920 happened like a few years ago. This was not recent. 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:51.840 This was recent. 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:55.320 This was not like in the the nineties where you're like, oh, 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:56.960 doctors don't know what the fuck is going on? They 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:57.560 can't google. 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:01.480 Is that what you think being a doctor? Is it 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:02.840 just goo Google? 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:07.600 Because after Hymen Google doctor Hyman, doctor Hymen, that Shitgana Colleges. 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:08.880 That's who did my dits? 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:11.760 Oh doctor Hyman did your boobs? I don't know if 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:13.200 I would have stayed at with their doctors. 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:16.320 I mean, your boobs are great, but wow, doctor Hyman, 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:19.680 doctor Ditz Hymon on the host, Yes, I watched the 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:22.560 whole thing and it was just like wow, like people 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:26.760 get away with so much and these documentaries highlight it. 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:28.720 And then You're like, well, what why am I here 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:32.080 being a good person? I just fucking get off? Why 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:34.760 don't I just scam? Why don't I just Elizabeth Holmes 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:35.640 some shit? 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:38.040 Okay, So Elozabeth Holmes is what I didn't watch. 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:39.359 I don't know who that was. 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:43.040 She had the company Thronos, which is like supposed to 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:47.880 be blood testing, like this revolutionary blood testing that like 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:49.480 you can just get like a little prick and then 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:50.560 find out everything. 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:53.640 And it was like, y'all got diabetes. Yeah, it was 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:54.120 a lie. 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:56.279 It was a lie. It was it was a fire festival. 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:59.800 And so she wasn't actually testing people's blood. 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:00.880 She just pricking people. 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:02.279 None of it was real. 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:05.480 None the testing wasn't real, Like she couldn't get all 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:10.880 this information as quickly as she was saying. And you know, 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:14.039 it just reminds me of there's so many people who 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:17.240 have like crazy privilege that they can even think that 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:20.279 they can get to this level that everybody would believe 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:21.760 them even though it's a fucking lie. 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:24.400 Right, and I have the time and the luxury to 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:25.880 come up with a lie because they don't have to 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:27.320 worry about paying their bills one time. 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:29.760 Yes, And so she was in Silicon Valley, so it's 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:33.720 like male dominated. So people were just so happy to 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:36.919 be pushing a woman to the forefront that this is 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:37.520 the wrong. 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:40.159 Fucking woman, y'all got push made to the forefront, Like 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:41.080 what the fuck? Man? 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:43.240 She was wearing a turtle neck the whole time, which 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:45.600 I was like, shout out to the next. I love 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:46.080 the next. 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:47.640 But it's just like Wow. 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:52.719 She had a weird voice, sounded like us, not me 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:54.000 and you, but y us. 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:57.320 Yeah, she was very strange, and they kept. 0:05:57.200 --> 0:05:59.480 Calling the bitch hot and I was like, she's not hot, 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:03.839 she's all right, she's a seven at best at best 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:08.159 in Brooklyn, Like how dare you give all your money 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:11.000 to this woman? They're like, oh, she's so good looking. 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:12.760 The whole documentary, she kept saying. 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:13.440 How good she looks. 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:15.200 And I was like, I'm googling, and I was talking 0:06:15.240 --> 0:06:18.799 to my friend Anthony. He was like, well, she's office hot, 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:20.560 you know what I mean, like on the outside, like 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:23.200 she definitely can't compete against. 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:24.799 Well her hair. Her hair looked dry. 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:29.080 Oh yeah, she didn't even know about dry shampoo. Fuck 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:29.560 that hole. 0:06:30.080 --> 0:06:33.200 But yeah, she is. She's office she's technology office. 0:06:33.320 --> 0:06:33.480 Yes. 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:35.640 My friend just kept on He's like, yeah, I know 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:36.280 what you're saying. 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:38.080 You keep saying that she's not hot, but like by 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:41.440 the fax machine. 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:45.160 Not a water cooler. It's like you're doing this weekend. Yeah, exactly. 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:49.680 So he's like, I could understand how she could infiltrate 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:53.000 this system. And I mean it's the white woman. She 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:58.599 got a big, a thick bottom lip. Okay, Kylie lip challenge. Okay, 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:04.080 go ahead, Liz, go ahead, lerser bits. 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:05.320 But that's the thing. 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:09.960 I was just like, man, here we are being citizens 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:11.800 of our community, just proper citizens. 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:14.119 What happened to her? Did she go to jail? 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:18.120 Did she like, is she just out here just being 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:20.520 like having dry hair and. 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:22.760 Not in trouble? 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:27.200 She's like on that Billy McFarland. Shit right now, let's 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:32.400 see she and jail can't remember. Definitely, you know they're 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:34.960 gonna there's people probably suing her. 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:38.600 Okay, look it says blood testing company boss. Elizabeth Holmes 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:42.760 was the mesmerizing beauty who became the world's youngest self 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:46.920 made billionaire back backed by the likes of Bill Clinton, 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:48.760 but now faces twenty years behind bars. 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:49.040 Yeah. 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:52.240 First of all, mesmerizing beauty, that's wow. I'm gonna start say, 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:54.040 I'm gonna put that in my website. That's what makes 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:55.800 MEAs But that's the whole documentary. 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:59.200 They just kept saying how like charismatic and how good 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:02.000 looking she was, and how like, oh, people were always 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:03.840 on board. And I was like, that's the same shit 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:05.800 they were saying about Billy McFarlane. And I was like, well, 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:08.160 nobody called him, no one called him hot. But they 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:10.040 were like, oh, he was just so good with people. 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:13.360 People loved being behind him. And I was like, absolutely, 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:16.200 this man doesn't even have abs. How the fuck do 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:17.560 you want to be behind this guy? 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:19.080 His name is. 0:08:19.040 --> 0:08:21.280 Billy Wait, Mike, Okay. 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:24.960 So she said, with just the prick a tiny drop 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:27.200 of blood, we can test for all these things. And 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:30.680 they didn't. There's ways to verify this stuff, and they 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:33.480 were just like giving this white woman money. Yep, Listen, 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:35.320 when I die, I want to come back as a 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:39.280 white lady or a white lady's dog, because the amount 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:41.880 of stuff that y'all can get away with is show king. 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:42.880 Shout out to. 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:44.679 All the white ladies that are listening right now. I 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:46.600 know we got somebody in New Hampshire listening. 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:49.400 They said this, she was a dropout, a dropout from 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:50.559 Stanford University. 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:54.240 So look at her. She is a rebel. She she 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:54.920 is out here. 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:57.560 I mean, she did amazing things for the women, you know, 0:08:57.600 --> 0:09:00.600 because if a man could do it, so can a woman. 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:03.240 If it was but I will say if it was 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:05.440 a woman of color, gay woman like, they would have 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:08.079 locked her up through the way to key beat her. 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:11.120 They wouldn't have given her all the money that she had. 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:11.559 That too. 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:14.800 Also, so if she was the world's youngest self made 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:19.320 how old was she? Twenty seven it says or something, Yeah. 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:22.160 I don't know whatever. Her company was valued at nine 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:23.560 billion dollars. 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:24.080 Insane. 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:26.240 You know, you know who don't have nine billion dollars Beyonce? 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:29.880 Oh, I was like me, well, Sidney, we know you 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:33.160 don't have a billion dollars, nine billion dollars. But imagine 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:35.680 I'm saying, Elizabeth Holmes don't dance, she don't sing, she 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:38.200 don't act terribly that it entertains. 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:39.560 Us, Like, you know, she don't drop a leg. 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:43.640 It's hot, you know she can't Elizabeth Holmes twerking. Now 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:45.360 I feel like it looks like a seizure. 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:50.320 It looks like an epileptic fit, like somebody gets. 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:52.160 A spoon a spoon. Oh. 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:54.520 I did some background work a couple of years ago 0:09:54.600 --> 0:09:57.559 for a ooh for Who's the Big White Girl? That 0:09:57.600 --> 0:10:02.240 said she was the first plus size romantic comedy lead 0:10:03.480 --> 0:10:05.400 Rebel Wilson. So I did a back I was a 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:07.680 background extra for Rebel Wilson a couple years ago, I 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:09.800 think for the movie, and I know for another one, 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:14.320 and some one of the extras had a seizure while 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:15.960 we were all like in holding like trying to take 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:20.160 a nap, and he started like he like woke everybody up. 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:22.440 And I was like, oh he harlem shaking. They were like, 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:23.720 call him mad act. 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:27.679 Watching somebody have a seizure is craze. 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:28.640 It's not exciting. 0:10:28.960 --> 0:10:30.719 I mean it was a little bit exciting. It was 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:32.040 a little bit exciting, idiot. 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:35.600 It's just like wow. I was like, huh, breathe, stretch, shake, 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:36.520 let it out. 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:39.080 I was like, listeners, if you could only see how 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:40.319 fucking foolish Marie is. 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:41.720 Alright, I'm dusting my shoes. 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:45.480 This is insane again, Thank you so much. 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:48.360 If I was gonna scam somebody, if I could, I would. 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:50.400 I don't know what my scam would be, but like 0:10:50.480 --> 0:10:53.040 a big, a big, major scam like a made off 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:54.280 Wolf of Wall Street thing. 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:56.880 Let me tell you, as a waitress, I learned scamming 0:10:57.040 --> 0:10:59.720 is not really my steez. And it literally like I 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:04.400 have to be myself and charismatic and somebody will then 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:09.360 put money behind whatever. But I can't go in saying like, oh, 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:11.200 I'm gonna get disguised money. 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:13.920 That's not me. I can't do it. I've tried. 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:17.200 It didn't work, it failed, miserably, ended up having to 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:18.000 give them the money back. 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:20.040 It's just like, listen, do you think the money back? 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:22.040 Didn't you steal somebody's cocaine at work once? 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:22.680 I did? 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:25.520 Okay, I still do that. I mean, you know, you 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:28.200 win some, Yeah, I lose some, you know. 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:31.880 But it's just like to be that type of person 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:35.520 and you're like, oh, I want to I want to 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:38.000 get these people's money, and I know that I'm gonna 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:41.199 give a product that can absolutely not do anything that. 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:44.080 It's supposed to do. How demented are you? 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:48.079 Nah, that's genius, genius. I'm lying, I'm selling something that 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:51.480 I'm selling. This is the Emperor's New Clothes twenty nineteen. 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:53.760 This is modern day that like, do you remember the 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:55.920 story of the person clothes For those of y'all who 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:59.760 don't let me paraphrase, because I feel like I don't 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:00.319 really remember. 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:01.560 Uh, there was an. 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:06.400 Emperor and uh he something somebody they were He got 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:10.200 a suit made but it was nothing, and he walked 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:12.560 around butt naked that he paid for the suit. 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:13.959 I don't know. I don't really know the story. I 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:14.600 don't know. 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:20.880 I'm thinking maybe I'm thinking the Emperor's New Groove, the 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:21.880 Emperor's New groove? 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:22.319 Uh? 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:24.240 Uh was? 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:24.440 Uh? 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:25.679 Who's the black lady from? 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:29.240 Uh earth a Kid? 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:29.640 Yeah? 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:32.440 Freaking earth a Kid is a rock star dude, Like 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:36.559 I watch her old interviews and she's such a county 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:40.760 little badass, like I love it. They'll be like how 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:42.480 often will you wait for a man? How long will 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:44.200 you wait for a man? And she's like wait for 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:44.760 a man? 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:49.760 You're just laughing, like what, I can't believe you asked 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:51.120 me some dumb ass question. 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:54.880 Like right, and she came her face. She's so expressive. 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:58.840 She probably really mean to acting in real life. She's 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:00.800 like the lady in Emperor's New What she did? 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:02.120 Friend? She died? 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:02.920 What did she die? 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:03.200 Yes? 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:03.640 She died? 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:05.480 When did she die? 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:10.600 She's recently like this year I think last year, well, 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:11.840 who sings the. 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:16.440 Song add les oh and James. She's still alive. 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:22.079 Oh wow, Wow, was like. 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:25.280 A cool eleven years ago felt like it was yesterday. 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:27.120 Rest in peace, Earth the Kid. 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:29.680 I mean, everybody's just been going to the past two years, 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:31.400 so I just assumed that she went out. 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:35.559 Betty White is still alive though, Oh Betty, Betty White 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:37.240 is ninety seven years old. 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:39.679 I want to know her diet. What the fuck are 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:40.040 you doing? 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:40.360 Betty? 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:42.920 You going strong too, and you don't look like you 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:47.040 going anytime soon. She looks great, fantastic, But anytime she 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:48.160 trends on Twitter. 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:50.960 People be like and it's just like Betty White is 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:56.880 on the masked singer like Betty would never she wouldn't. 0:13:56.880 --> 0:13:59.120 I don't want to live to be that old. I 0:13:59.120 --> 0:13:59.560 don't think. 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:05.000 Yeah, she was born in nineteen twenty two. 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:08.920 My mom has an aunt who is one hundred and seven, 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:10.360 one hundred and six. 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:11.800 Now she lives in Brooklyn. 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:14.800 Nope, she was born in Haiti. 0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:17.680 She spent like thirty or forty years of her life 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:19.920 in Haiti and then came to the United States and 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:21.560 now she's one hundred and seven. 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:24.320 She got out, she got a Haiti and now she's 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:25.000 eleven long. 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:28.400 Yeah, but I'm saying it's impressive that she's that old 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:31.480 because most of her life she wasn't Haiti and she's 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:33.440 here now. She's been here since like the seventies or 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:36.200 the eighties, and she was taken the subway up until 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:37.200 a couple of years ago. 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:39.480 Fuck as a ninety nine year. 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:41.480 Old, I do now want to be a senior citizen 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:42.480 in New York City. 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:46.880 I'm all set. Nobody had no fucking respect, how daring 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:47.480 I was here. 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:49.880 You're one hundred and eight and you standing on the 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:52.160 train and no one's giving you a seat, and a 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:54.560 showtime person performing on the train might kick you in 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:55.360 the shin. 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:57.440 And now I gotta get a new shin. 0:14:57.920 --> 0:15:01.120 That's surprising that more senior citizen aren't killing They should. 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:03.040 They should get out there and get onto like the 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:05.680 mass shooter tip a. I mean, I know there is 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:07.880 a lot to like pick up a gun and then 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:10.840 have to like shoot it like it's exhausting and aim 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:11.600 and yeah, but you can. 0:15:11.680 --> 0:15:13.760 Get like a little tiny like a cute pistol, like. 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:16.720 A go In order to do a mass shooting, you 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:19.000 gotta you gotta get an ak forty seven. 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:21.840 So, but old people, you know, the recoil when you shoot, 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:22.800 it's your shoulders. 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:23.560 They might just's okay. 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:25.400 The arms, Yeah, they're gonna they might have to do 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:29.720 it in like a group, a group senior citizenship. If 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:31.800 a senior citizen is gonna do a shooting, it's gonna 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:34.600 be a cannon. It's gonna be an old ass cannon 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:38.480 from the Revolutionary War. Old. 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:41.400 Yeah, but how he was like sixty or seventy, How. 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:41.800 Old is he? 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:45.480 He wasn't that old? The Las Vegas shooter. 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:47.200 That's what I'm talking about, though, I don't want you 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:49.120 to be Betty White Old shooting up the club. 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:52.040 Listen, if you Betty White Old and you pull a 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:54.720 gun out, people are gonna be like, Nana, you want 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:55.240 me to help you. 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:59.720 Carried out across this Like That's what I'm talking about. 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:03.320 That's what that's the scariest part about getting older. It's 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:06.000 like people don't take you seriously. 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:07.360 Yeah, they don't take you. 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:09.600 Seriously with the gun. Nah, they don't think I gotta 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:10.360 shoot or killing. 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:13.480 Everybody's also never been a black female mass shooter. 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:16.520 Were not out here doing that, so you know, we could. 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:18.400 Be you know, we're too busy showing up to our 0:16:18.480 --> 0:16:19.520 nigga's job, like. 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:21.040 You with Susan. 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:23.160 Fuck that bitch. It's just like you could have just 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:23.800 I feel them. 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:26.080 But I'm not going to a guy's job to ask 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:29.200 if he's cheating on me. I'm just gonna talk about 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:32.280 him on my instant stories. That's a probably, and maybe 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:32.760 I'll talk. 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:33.760 Maybe I'll tag him. 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:34.600 Huh, we're all. 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:36.400 Talking, We're all talk. We gotta get some sis. 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:38.480 I watched the first couple of seasons of Orange is 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:39.840 the New Black. I don't want to go to jail. 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:41.920