Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Yes, I thought you were history with the slamming of
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 3: I like Celindian Sydney. You're not present, Cis. You're on
Speaker 3: your phone. I'm talking Andrew singing the words with me,
Speaker 3: but you're not even.
Speaker 4: Hy Guys, I am present with my friend friend.
Speaker 5: Yay, you're holding in.
Speaker 2: How many of us have them? Friends?
Speaker 5: The ones you can depend on. Friends.
Speaker 4: We're doing great, We're doing wonderful. You know, it's a
Speaker 4: beautiful Friday, but we're recording on a Saturday, so I
Speaker 4: don't even know how this Friday is going to be
Speaker 4: when it comes out.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I feel like it's going to be an amazing
Speaker 3: to actually yet, No, it's pretty it's a pretty hard.
Speaker 3: It's a hurricane coming, and there was a that was
Speaker 3: an earthquake, and and it's the.
Speaker 2: Day after Tomorrow that remember that movie?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're so silly. Do you like a disaster movie?
Speaker 4: I don't because I just feel like, in twenty nineteen,
Speaker 4: it doesn't feel far fetched. With all the shit that's
Speaker 4: going down, it could possibly might be happening.
Speaker 2: Mike, could be Can we talk about trash for a second.
Speaker 3: What do you mean I didn't know that they were
Speaker 3: just dumping our garbage in the ocean.
Speaker 5: You didn't know that.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 3: I thought that they were like barrying it and burning
Speaker 3: some and recycling. But they just dump all the trash
Speaker 3: like into the sea.
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 5: No, because it's America and we're trash.
Speaker 4: No, but not just America, all over the world. They're
Speaker 4: just throwing the garbage in the ocean.
Speaker 2: Really, it's crazy.
Speaker 5: Would you learn this from a documentary? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Blue Planet, Blue Planet too.
Speaker 3: But also, like I've been, i'd just been because somebody
Speaker 3: was saying or some I had read somewhere that they
Speaker 3: were like, recycling is canceled because we have too much
Speaker 3: recycling or something like they don't have anything anywhere to
Speaker 3: put all of these boxes, in these bottles, in this
Speaker 3: plastic that we recycle.
Speaker 5: It's just like they're like, you might as well just
Speaker 5: throw it in the trash. Throw it in the trash. Yeah,
Speaker 5: throw it in the bag.
Speaker 2: I just think that's crazy. I didn't. I maybe I'm
Speaker 2: dumb for not knowing that, but I.
Speaker 5: Maybe you're not so dumb now.
Speaker 4: I honestly, I've been watching more documentaries and it's stressful
Speaker 4: because I hate the news because it's just you just
Speaker 4: get the hard facts, and it's so harsh and it's
Speaker 4: so depressing and everything.
Speaker 5: It's so negative.
Speaker 4: And then I try to watch stuff that's not news
Speaker 4: related and like reality TV, and I was like, this
Speaker 4: is too ratchet and garbage and it's not making me
Speaker 4: a better person. So I have been really getting into documentaries. Okay,
Speaker 4: when you watch and since you know I've been watching.
Speaker 4: I watched that Dead Mommy DearS. I watched that documentary.
Speaker 4: It's about a woman who was able to scam all
Speaker 4: these doctors into believing her her daughter were sick so
Speaker 4: she can get like free trips and everybody feels sorry
Speaker 4: for them and free trips, free trip. Like she went
Speaker 4: to Disney World because they were like, oh, her daughter
Speaker 4: has this, this, this, this, They put a feeding tube
Speaker 4: into her, shaved all her hair or like acted like this.
Speaker 5: Her daughter could not walk.
Speaker 2: It was sick. Wait, and the whole time the daughter
Speaker 2: was healthy.
Speaker 4: Fine, they put a feeding tube in her, eating tube
Speaker 4: in her.
Speaker 5: How old was the daughter young?
Speaker 4: Like she had been pretending that she's been sick for
Speaker 4: a bait since a baby.
Speaker 2: What's that called mun children? Yeah something, yeah, syndrome.
Speaker 5: I know what you're saying.
Speaker 4: But I don't I can't pronounce it, but yes, And
Speaker 4: the documentary had me going crazy because if you just
Speaker 4: look look at the mother and it's like she was
Speaker 4: able to get these doctors to believe it.
Speaker 5: This is crazy to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but how do you get doctors to believe that
Speaker 3: there's something wrong with your kid if there's actually nothing
Speaker 3: wrong with you? Ooh, these doctors is dumb? You know,
Speaker 3: they say the nurses do all the work. And this
Speaker 3: happened like a few years ago. This was not recent.
Speaker 5: This was recent.
Speaker 4: This was not like in the the nineties where you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: doctors don't know what the fuck is going on? They
Speaker 4: can't google.
Speaker 5: Is that what you think being a doctor? Is it
Speaker 5: just goo Google?
Speaker 4: Because after Hymen Google doctor Hyman, doctor Hymen, that Shitgana Colleges.
Speaker 5: That's who did my dits?
Speaker 3: Oh doctor Hyman did your boobs? I don't know if
Speaker 3: I would have stayed at with their doctors.
Speaker 4: I mean, your boobs are great, but wow, doctor Hyman,
Speaker 4: doctor Ditz Hymon on the host, Yes, I watched the
Speaker 4: whole thing and it was just like wow, like people
Speaker 4: get away with so much and these documentaries highlight it.
Speaker 4: And then You're like, well, what why am I here
Speaker 4: being a good person? I just fucking get off? Why
Speaker 4: don't I just scam? Why don't I just Elizabeth Holmes
Speaker 4: some shit?
Speaker 2: Okay, So Elozabeth Holmes is what I didn't watch.
Speaker 5: I don't know who that was.
Speaker 4: She had the company Thronos, which is like supposed to
Speaker 4: be blood testing, like this revolutionary blood testing that like
Speaker 4: you can just get like a little prick and then
Speaker 4: find out everything.
Speaker 5: And it was like, y'all got diabetes. Yeah, it was
Speaker 5: a lie.
Speaker 4: It was a lie. It was it was a fire festival.
Speaker 4: And so she wasn't actually testing people's blood.
Speaker 2: She just pricking people.
Speaker 5: None of it was real.
Speaker 4: None the testing wasn't real, Like she couldn't get all
Speaker 4: this information as quickly as she was saying. And you know,
Speaker 4: it just reminds me of there's so many people who
Speaker 4: have like crazy privilege that they can even think that
Speaker 4: they can get to this level that everybody would believe
Speaker 4: them even though it's a fucking lie.
Speaker 3: Right, and I have the time and the luxury to
Speaker 3: come up with a lie because they don't have to
Speaker 3: worry about paying their bills one time.
Speaker 4: Yes, And so she was in Silicon Valley, so it's
Speaker 4: like male dominated. So people were just so happy to
Speaker 4: be pushing a woman to the forefront that this is
Speaker 4: the wrong.
Speaker 2: Fucking woman, y'all got push made to the forefront, Like
Speaker 2: what the fuck? Man?
Speaker 4: She was wearing a turtle neck the whole time, which
Speaker 4: I was like, shout out to the next. I love
Speaker 4: the next.
Speaker 5: But it's just like Wow.
Speaker 4: She had a weird voice, sounded like us, not me
Speaker 4: and you, but y us.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she was very strange, and they kept.
Speaker 4: Calling the bitch hot and I was like, she's not hot,
Speaker 4: she's all right, she's a seven at best at best
Speaker 4: in Brooklyn, Like how dare you give all your money
Speaker 4: to this woman? They're like, oh, she's so good looking.
Speaker 4: The whole documentary, she kept saying.
Speaker 5: How good she looks.
Speaker 4: And I was like, I'm googling, and I was talking
Speaker 4: to my friend Anthony. He was like, well, she's office hot,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, like on the outside, like
Speaker 4: she definitely can't compete against.
Speaker 2: Well her hair. Her hair looked dry.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, she didn't even know about dry shampoo. Fuck
Speaker 5: that hole.
Speaker 3: But yeah, she is. She's office she's technology office.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 5: My friend just kept on He's like, yeah, I know
Speaker 5: what you're saying.
Speaker 4: You keep saying that she's not hot, but like by
Speaker 4: the fax machine.
Speaker 5: Not a water cooler. It's like you're doing this weekend. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: So he's like, I could understand how she could infiltrate
Speaker 4: this system. And I mean it's the white woman. She
Speaker 4: got a big, a thick bottom lip. Okay, Kylie lip challenge. Okay,
Speaker 4: go ahead, Liz, go ahead, lerser bits.
Speaker 5: But that's the thing.
Speaker 4: I was just like, man, here we are being citizens
Speaker 4: of our community, just proper citizens.
Speaker 2: What happened to her? Did she go to jail?
Speaker 3: Did she like, is she just out here just being
Speaker 3: like having dry hair and.
Speaker 2: Not in trouble?
Speaker 4: She's like on that Billy McFarland. Shit right now, let's
Speaker 4: see she and jail can't remember. Definitely, you know they're
Speaker 4: gonna there's people probably suing her.
Speaker 3: Okay, look it says blood testing company boss. Elizabeth Holmes
Speaker 3: was the mesmerizing beauty who became the world's youngest self
Speaker 3: made billionaire back backed by the likes of Bill Clinton,
Speaker 3: but now faces twenty years behind bars.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: First of all, mesmerizing beauty, that's wow. I'm gonna start say,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put that in my website. That's what makes
Speaker 3: MEAs But that's the whole documentary.
Speaker 4: They just kept saying how like charismatic and how good
Speaker 4: looking she was, and how like, oh, people were always
Speaker 4: on board. And I was like, that's the same shit
Speaker 4: they were saying about Billy McFarlane. And I was like, well,
Speaker 4: nobody called him, no one called him hot. But they
Speaker 4: were like, oh, he was just so good with people.
Speaker 4: People loved being behind him. And I was like, absolutely,
Speaker 4: this man doesn't even have abs. How the fuck do
Speaker 4: you want to be behind this guy?
Speaker 5: His name is.
Speaker 2: Billy Wait, Mike, Okay.
Speaker 3: So she said, with just the prick a tiny drop
Speaker 3: of blood, we can test for all these things. And
Speaker 3: they didn't. There's ways to verify this stuff, and they
Speaker 3: were just like giving this white woman money. Yep, Listen,
Speaker 3: when I die, I want to come back as a
Speaker 3: white lady or a white lady's dog, because the amount
Speaker 3: of stuff that y'all can get away with is show king.
Speaker 2: Shout out to.
Speaker 3: All the white ladies that are listening right now. I
Speaker 3: know we got somebody in New Hampshire listening.
Speaker 4: They said this, she was a dropout, a dropout from
Speaker 4: Stanford University.
Speaker 5: So look at her. She is a rebel. She she
Speaker 5: is out here.
Speaker 4: I mean, she did amazing things for the women, you know,
Speaker 4: because if a man could do it, so can a woman.
Speaker 4: If it was but I will say if it was
Speaker 4: a woman of color, gay woman like, they would have
Speaker 4: locked her up through the way to key beat her.
Speaker 2: They wouldn't have given her all the money that she had.
Speaker 5: That too.
Speaker 3: Also, so if she was the world's youngest self made
Speaker 3: how old was she? Twenty seven it says or something, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know whatever. Her company was valued at nine
Speaker 2: billion dollars.
Speaker 5: Insane.
Speaker 2: You know, you know who don't have nine billion dollars Beyonce?
Speaker 3: Oh, I was like me, well, Sidney, we know you
Speaker 3: don't have a billion dollars, nine billion dollars. But imagine
Speaker 3: I'm saying, Elizabeth Holmes don't dance, she don't sing, she
Speaker 3: don't act terribly that it entertains.
Speaker 5: Us, Like, you know, she don't drop a leg.
Speaker 3: It's hot, you know she can't Elizabeth Holmes twerking. Now
Speaker 3: I feel like it looks like a seizure.
Speaker 4: It looks like an epileptic fit, like somebody gets.
Speaker 5: A spoon a spoon. Oh.
Speaker 3: I did some background work a couple of years ago
Speaker 3: for a ooh for Who's the Big White Girl? That
Speaker 3: said she was the first plus size romantic comedy lead
Speaker 3: Rebel Wilson. So I did a back I was a
Speaker 3: background extra for Rebel Wilson a couple years ago, I
Speaker 3: think for the movie, and I know for another one,
Speaker 3: and some one of the extras had a seizure while
Speaker 3: we were all like in holding like trying to take
Speaker 3: a nap, and he started like he like woke everybody up.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh he harlem shaking. They were like,
Speaker 3: call him mad act.
Speaker 4: Watching somebody have a seizure is craze.
Speaker 5: It's not exciting.
Speaker 2: I mean it was a little bit exciting. It was
Speaker 2: a little bit exciting, idiot.
Speaker 5: It's just like wow. I was like, huh, breathe, stretch, shake,
Speaker 5: let it out.
Speaker 4: I was like, listeners, if you could only see how
Speaker 4: fucking foolish Marie is.
Speaker 2: Alright, I'm dusting my shoes.
Speaker 5: This is insane again, Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: If I was gonna scam somebody, if I could, I would.
Speaker 3: I don't know what my scam would be, but like
Speaker 3: a big, a big, major scam like a made off
Speaker 3: Wolf of Wall Street thing.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you, as a waitress, I learned scamming
Speaker 4: is not really my steez. And it literally like I
Speaker 4: have to be myself and charismatic and somebody will then
Speaker 4: put money behind whatever. But I can't go in saying like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get disguised money.
Speaker 5: That's not me. I can't do it. I've tried.
Speaker 4: It didn't work, it failed, miserably, ended up having to
Speaker 4: give them the money back.
Speaker 3: It's just like, listen, do you think the money back?
Speaker 3: Didn't you steal somebody's cocaine at work once?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 2: Okay, I still do that. I mean, you know, you
Speaker 2: win some, Yeah, I lose some, you know.
Speaker 4: But it's just like to be that type of person
Speaker 4: and you're like, oh, I want to I want to
Speaker 4: get these people's money, and I know that I'm gonna
Speaker 4: give a product that can absolutely not do anything that.
Speaker 5: It's supposed to do. How demented are you?
Speaker 3: Nah, that's genius, genius. I'm lying, I'm selling something that
Speaker 3: I'm selling. This is the Emperor's New Clothes twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3: This is modern day that like, do you remember the
Speaker 3: story of the person clothes For those of y'all who
Speaker 3: don't let me paraphrase, because I feel like I don't
Speaker 3: really remember.
Speaker 5: Uh, there was an.
Speaker 3: Emperor and uh he something somebody they were He got
Speaker 3: a suit made but it was nothing, and he walked
Speaker 3: around butt naked that he paid for the suit.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't really know the story. I
Speaker 5: don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm thinking maybe I'm thinking the Emperor's New Groove, the
Speaker 4: Emperor's New groove?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 5: Uh was?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Who's the black lady from?
Speaker 5: Uh earth a Kid?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Freaking earth a Kid is a rock star dude, Like
Speaker 3: I watch her old interviews and she's such a county
Speaker 3: little badass, like I love it. They'll be like how
Speaker 3: often will you wait for a man? How long will
Speaker 3: you wait for a man? And she's like wait for
Speaker 3: a man?
Speaker 4: You're just laughing, like what, I can't believe you asked
Speaker 4: me some dumb ass question.
Speaker 2: Like right, and she came her face. She's so expressive.
Speaker 3: She probably really mean to acting in real life. She's
Speaker 3: like the lady in Emperor's New What she did?
Speaker 5: Friend? She died?
Speaker 2: What did she die?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 5: She died?
Speaker 2: When did she die?
Speaker 4: She's recently like this year I think last year, well,
Speaker 4: who sings the.
Speaker 2: Song add les oh and James. She's still alive.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, Wow, was like.
Speaker 3: A cool eleven years ago felt like it was yesterday.
Speaker 3: Rest in peace, Earth the Kid.
Speaker 4: I mean, everybody's just been going to the past two years,
Speaker 4: so I just assumed that she went out.
Speaker 3: Betty White is still alive though, Oh Betty, Betty White
Speaker 3: is ninety seven years old.
Speaker 5: I want to know her diet. What the fuck are
Speaker 5: you doing?
Speaker 1: Betty?
Speaker 4: You going strong too, and you don't look like you
Speaker 4: going anytime soon. She looks great, fantastic, But anytime she
Speaker 4: trends on Twitter.
Speaker 3: People be like and it's just like Betty White is
Speaker 3: on the masked singer like Betty would never she wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I don't want to live to be that old. I
Speaker 3: don't think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was born in nineteen twenty two.
Speaker 4: My mom has an aunt who is one hundred and seven,
Speaker 4: one hundred and six.
Speaker 5: Now she lives in Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: Nope, she was born in Haiti.
Speaker 4: She spent like thirty or forty years of her life
Speaker 4: in Haiti and then came to the United States and
Speaker 4: now she's one hundred and seven.
Speaker 5: She got out, she got a Haiti and now she's
Speaker 5: eleven long.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm saying it's impressive that she's that old
Speaker 3: because most of her life she wasn't Haiti and she's
Speaker 3: here now. She's been here since like the seventies or
Speaker 3: the eighties, and she was taken the subway up until
Speaker 3: a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2: Fuck as a ninety nine year.
Speaker 4: Old, I do now want to be a senior citizen
Speaker 4: in New York City.
Speaker 5: I'm all set. Nobody had no fucking respect, how daring
Speaker 5: I was here.
Speaker 3: You're one hundred and eight and you standing on the
Speaker 3: train and no one's giving you a seat, and a
Speaker 3: showtime person performing on the train might kick you in
Speaker 3: the shin.
Speaker 2: And now I gotta get a new shin.
Speaker 4: That's surprising that more senior citizen aren't killing They should.
Speaker 4: They should get out there and get onto like the
Speaker 4: mass shooter tip a. I mean, I know there is
Speaker 4: a lot to like pick up a gun and then
Speaker 4: have to like shoot it like it's exhausting and aim
Speaker 4: and yeah, but you can.
Speaker 2: Get like a little tiny like a cute pistol, like.
Speaker 4: A go In order to do a mass shooting, you
Speaker 4: gotta you gotta get an ak forty seven.
Speaker 3: So, but old people, you know, the recoil when you shoot,
Speaker 3: it's your shoulders.
Speaker 2: They might just's okay.
Speaker 4: The arms, Yeah, they're gonna they might have to do
Speaker 4: it in like a group, a group senior citizenship. If
Speaker 4: a senior citizen is gonna do a shooting, it's gonna
Speaker 4: be a cannon. It's gonna be an old ass cannon
Speaker 4: from the Revolutionary War. Old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but how he was like sixty or seventy, How.
Speaker 5: Old is he?
Speaker 2: He wasn't that old? The Las Vegas shooter.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm talking about, though, I don't want you
Speaker 4: to be Betty White Old shooting up the club.
Speaker 3: Listen, if you Betty White Old and you pull a
Speaker 3: gun out, people are gonna be like, Nana, you want
Speaker 3: me to help you.
Speaker 4: Carried out across this Like That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: That's what that's the scariest part about getting older. It's
Speaker 4: like people don't take you seriously.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they don't take you.
Speaker 2: Seriously with the gun. Nah, they don't think I gotta
Speaker 2: shoot or killing.
Speaker 4: Everybody's also never been a black female mass shooter.
Speaker 2: Were not out here doing that, so you know, we could.
Speaker 5: Be you know, we're too busy showing up to our
Speaker 5: nigga's job, like.
Speaker 2: You with Susan.
Speaker 5: Fuck that bitch. It's just like you could have just
Speaker 5: I feel them.
Speaker 3: But I'm not going to a guy's job to ask
Speaker 3: if he's cheating on me. I'm just gonna talk about
Speaker 3: him on my instant stories. That's a probably, and maybe
Speaker 3: I'll talk.
Speaker 5: Maybe I'll tag him.
Speaker 2: Huh, we're all.
Speaker 5: Talking, We're all talk. We gotta get some sis.
Speaker 3: I watched the first couple of seasons of Orange is
Speaker 3: the New Black. I don't want to go to jail.
Speaker 3: I feel like if I go to jail, my edge
Speaker 3: is gonna not ever grow back. And I feel like
Speaker 3: like my life can go two different ways, right, I
Speaker 3: mean all of our lives can go two different ways.
Speaker 3: But I feel like I'm on the right path. You know,
Speaker 3: my unemployed path right now was taking me somewhere, but
Speaker 3: me going to jail is not that's that's not helping me.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: I can't go to jail.
Speaker 3: The food is terrible. I would rather go to fire
Speaker 3: festival and eat that food. Then I feel like in
Speaker 3: jail you get like that gross peanut butter and this
Speaker 3: that's it.
Speaker 5: It's just bread. And peanut butter, or it's.
Speaker 4: Like maloney, government cheese, whole grain bread. They got another
Speaker 4: like doc you ish show on Netflix about women in
Speaker 4: jail and whatnot, and it's just like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: I just they need to stop glorifying these situations.
Speaker 5: Being in jail.
Speaker 2: It's not it's not glorified. It looks awful.
Speaker 4: It's like me and all these WNBA players in orange jumpsuits.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing this. I'm not going to jail. I
Speaker 3: don't think anything about jail looks fun or appealing.
Speaker 5: I'm not going.
Speaker 4: Well, they make all these storylines where you're just like
Speaker 4: there's moments where you're like, oh, this is this is funny.
Speaker 4: Like the there was a girl talking through the toilet
Speaker 4: to her girlfriend.
Speaker 5: Her girl. I was like, we gotta get out of here.
Speaker 5: You got to go.
Speaker 4: I said, shut it down, shut it burned the whole building.
Speaker 3: What now you believe in prison reform? Because she was
Speaker 3: talking through the toilet to her girl. Talking through a toilet,
Speaker 3: How does that work? They put a tube in it,
Speaker 3: they put a string on two cups and they talk
Speaker 3: like that, And I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, what time is it that this is what you're doing?
Speaker 4: And it's just like everybody.
Speaker 5: Can hear you.
Speaker 4: I mean, you're screaming through the toilet, you might as
Speaker 4: well just wait until you see her. Since you're saying
Speaker 4: everyone can see you. They also pee and poop in full.
Speaker 5: Sight of everybody.
Speaker 2: They shower together.
Speaker 3: They see each other's stretch marks and saggy titties and
Speaker 3: small areolas, like that's what prison is. And you're like,
Speaker 3: you think they should be embarrassed that they talking on
Speaker 3: the toilet.
Speaker 2: They should be right.
Speaker 4: They take full diarrheas on the toilet, imagine.
Speaker 3: Right, And you know the toilet paper is like trace
Speaker 3: and paper. It's like a loose leaf college rule. Cut
Speaker 3: your whole butthole up.
Speaker 4: You know. Y's tragic, It's I mean, I just don't
Speaker 4: want to see these shows.
Speaker 5: I Fox with you.
Speaker 2: You don't want to see them, but you watch this.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 4: I love documentaries, but I'm also like, okay, like we're
Speaker 4: getting out of hand.
Speaker 5: It's getting out of hand.
Speaker 3: No, have you seen any of the food documentaries like
Speaker 3: Rotten or any of that stuff.
Speaker 4: I see what you're all trying to do, trying to
Speaker 4: get me to stop eating me or eat healthy, and
Speaker 4: it's like, no, I.
Speaker 5: Don't care how many cows you slaughter. I want, because
Speaker 5: that's what the fuck they show. They show you.
Speaker 4: Everything, and it's just like you are the devil. Actually,
Speaker 4: you're the devil showing me this. I know you're trying
Speaker 4: to like enlighten me, but this is gross. They are
Speaker 4: the bad people. You're filming cows getting killed, you're getting
Speaker 4: seeing I'm seeing a pig getting chopped in half.
Speaker 5: And I'm the bad person for eating pork chops. No,
Speaker 5: fuck you for filming it.
Speaker 3: I haven't had pork chops in a moment. But I'm
Speaker 3: trying to eat less processed foods. I'm trying to take
Speaker 3: better care of myself. The food that we eat here
Speaker 3: is not good for anytime you leave the country and
Speaker 3: eat something that you think you've had here before, it
Speaker 3: tastes different because the ingredients they let them put so
Speaker 3: much crap in the food that we eat here that
Speaker 3: is like poisonous everywhere else in the world. So, I mean,
Speaker 3: that's why Americans are fat. Shout out to me being
Speaker 3: skinny though.
Speaker 5: Very frail, and I eat all the garbage.
Speaker 3: You do, be eating trash. You've shakeshack once a week
Speaker 3: at least. Can we talk about Chickshak, Oh, what happened
Speaker 3: to me?
Speaker 2: How you found hair in your food?
Speaker 4: A long ass strand, A long ass strand from not
Speaker 4: a black person.
Speaker 5: It might have been a weave.
Speaker 4: Now it was not a weave. It was definitely it
Speaker 4: was what color was it? It was not like a
Speaker 4: wig blonde.
Speaker 5: It was like, oh, maybe it was human hair. It
Speaker 5: was it was human hair.
Speaker 3: You know what the Shakeshak is across from the Barclay Center.
Speaker 3: It might have been a Beyonce human hair twenty thousand ways.
Speaker 4: It was all up and through the fucking sandwich was like.
Speaker 2: Did you take a bite and it was in your mouth?
Speaker 4: Absolutely, a long strandwich chicken.
Speaker 5: Ah, yeah, I usually go for the chicken sandwiches there also.
Speaker 4: It was so upsetting and I had I was almost
Speaker 4: finished with the sandwich. I was like halfway done. It
Speaker 4: was on the other side of and then I bit
Speaker 4: and then it was at.
Speaker 2: That little piece that you're like excited to not that.
Speaker 5: No, it wasn't that.
Speaker 4: It was like halfway and then I pulled and it's
Speaker 4: just going and going, and then I pull it out
Speaker 4: and I'm like, did you go? I split everything out
Speaker 4: and then I.
Speaker 5: Was like and then you had to bring the hair.
Speaker 5: It's like if I go, well, this is weird.
Speaker 4: I was like what, I almost finished it, So they're
Speaker 4: gonna be like, bitch, you just finding hair like you
Speaker 4: should have found it in the beginning.
Speaker 5: I was more like, they're not gonna believe me. Oh girl,
Speaker 5: you do so then I would the.
Speaker 4: Guy sees me, he sees my face because I'm distraught, astonished.
Speaker 2: Because you got you got up and went to talk
Speaker 2: to them.
Speaker 5: I was about so, said guy.
Speaker 4: I got up and I was like about to go
Speaker 4: to the register. And then the guy comes.
Speaker 5: He's like, is everything all right? I was like, no,
Speaker 5: it's not.
Speaker 4: And then I'll show him the hair and he's like
Speaker 4: oh he said oh he said, oh that's Kesius.
Speaker 2: He was like no, he said she just got her
Speaker 2: new wig.
Speaker 5: For no.
Speaker 3: He was like, that's Keisha's went and wavy. He's like,
Speaker 3: that's a six thirteen blunt.
Speaker 4: He was like oh, like oh man, this looks bad.
Speaker 4: And then he was like hold on one second. He
Speaker 4: gets the manager. Your manager comes over. He's like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, I'm so sorry. Can I get you something else?
Speaker 5: And I was like no, I don't want more of
Speaker 5: your hairy food.
Speaker 4: And then he gives me two coupons for he liked
Speaker 4: two free burgers, but two burgers?
Speaker 5: What happened?
Speaker 2: You threw the the coupons away? Where are they?
Speaker 3: Because Andrew and I can go get some chick chick.
Speaker 3: You have to do this because I'm not gonna get
Speaker 3: the chicken. I'm gonna get obviously the bee. Oh my,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do to beef.
Speaker 2: Which you got the coupons on your Where are the coupons?
Speaker 4: Look?
Speaker 5: Yes, please look because you know it might be in
Speaker 5: my purse.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it was bad, and it just made me
Speaker 4: think about like, wow, we.
Speaker 5: The ship that we put in our mouths now Sydney,
Speaker 5: the stuff that you put in your mouth. You want
Speaker 5: a dumb dumb?
Speaker 2: Are you calling me a dumb dumb? We want the coupons?
Speaker 5: Yes, I do want a dumb dumb.
Speaker 2: This is lemon?
Speaker 5: It wasn't I remember it being in my pocket?
Speaker 2: Is that the craziest thing you've ever found in your
Speaker 2: food is a hair?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Pretty much? Nothing else, nothing else is crazier than that.
Speaker 3: Andrew, let me, Andrew, let me tell you what tall tail? Okay,
Speaker 3: I was I had a job. Oh, I was temping
Speaker 3: at IMG Models where you know, I stole things every
Speaker 3: day every day. I was there for two weeks right
Speaker 3: before fashion week, and Sydney just pulled a bisc off
Speaker 3: out her purse, but not the coupons too.
Speaker 5: God is good, got it? Well?
Speaker 3: God also put that hair on yo Burger because he's
Speaker 3: trying to get you to eat healthier.
Speaker 5: My God always provides.
Speaker 3: And so I was it IMG models for two weeks
Speaker 3: right before fashion week and I went to get lunch.
Speaker 3: I got a sandwich and I was sitting on the
Speaker 3: roof of my office and I had stolen somebody's juice
Speaker 3: from the fridge because I was like.
Speaker 5: I'm not paying for juice and a sandwich.
Speaker 3: So this is probably why I found what I found.
Speaker 3: And I'm eating, I'm like, hmmm, so the best sandwich.
Speaker 3: I have a head and I'm like, let me FaceTime
Speaker 3: my friend. So I'm like, I called a friend. The
Speaker 3: phone's ringing, and I took another bite and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is my new lunch spot.
Speaker 2: This is amazing. Oh it was me okay, so and
Speaker 2: then and I too, and then I went to take
Speaker 2: a third bite.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I could take.
Speaker 3: A third bite and I and I guess Sydney just
Speaker 3: picked up and I looked down and right where my
Speaker 3: teethmarks ended, there was a roach in my sandwich.
Speaker 2: And I was like, girl, I gotta call you back.
Speaker 3: And I hung up on Sydney and I wanted to
Speaker 3: throw the sandwich off the roof.
Speaker 5: There was a.
Speaker 4: Roach in my sandwichic right, it was like a chicken
Speaker 4: sandwich with like a lettuce and tomato, and he the
Speaker 4: roach was laying on the tomato with like the lettuce
Speaker 4: as like a like a duvet around his nasty roach body.
Speaker 4: And I went back to the store and I was like,
Speaker 4: there's a roach in my sandwich. And the dude at
Speaker 4: the register was like, did you get that sandwich from here?
Speaker 4: And I was like, why would I bring another places
Speaker 4: roach into this establishment? And he was like, okay, my
Speaker 4: bad about that. Do you want us to make you
Speaker 4: another sandwich? And I was like, give me my money back, yeah,
Speaker 4: And they gave me my money and it was like
Speaker 4: six dollars and my mom I would telling her the
Speaker 4: story later and she was like, you're dumb. She was like,
Speaker 4: you should have said I'm not leaving until you give
Speaker 4: me all the money in the register.
Speaker 5: I was like, you wanted me to rob them. Yeah, bitch,
Speaker 5: they had a roach in your sandwich.
Speaker 2: Wanted me to set it off.
Speaker 4: I mean, how much if you find a rug a
Speaker 4: bug in a fucking sandwich?
Speaker 5: Like I remember, I was at my bar and there
Speaker 5: was a little frog. A little frog was on the bar,
Speaker 5: a little time a frog.
Speaker 4: But it's just like, that's disgusting. Oh my god, so
Speaker 4: tiny frog. I saw a video on Twitter yesterday of
Speaker 4: a little boy on a slide and the there was
Speaker 4: a frog on his like elbow, and he's crying because
Speaker 4: he's scared, and the mom is shooting the video and
Speaker 4: she's laughing at him, and he's like he's screaming, and
Speaker 4: the mom like goes to nudge the frog and he
Speaker 4: jumps up and lands on the boy's face.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, right.
Speaker 2: On his lips.
Speaker 3: And the kid was screaming and the mom was laughing
Speaker 3: the entire time.
Speaker 2: That's me as a kid, that's me as a mother.
Speaker 3: Just ah, the frog almost jumped in this kid's mouth,
Speaker 3: that's how close he.
Speaker 4: Was to his Like he was like, ah, that's a nightmare.
Speaker 4: I added to the instant stories. It was really funny,
Speaker 4: But a frog is like slimy and nasty.
Speaker 3: But a frog on the bar is not a roach
Speaker 3: in a sandwich, because you know, if you see one
Speaker 3: roach is at least twenty three other roaches.
Speaker 4: Right. They work in us, that right. The roach that
Speaker 4: I found, the roach that I found was working the
Speaker 4: swing shift.
Speaker 6: Yo.
Speaker 5: But it's just like we live in New York City.
Speaker 5: Do you really trust these places?
Speaker 4: Because I know that I've worked at places, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 4: we got a A, but I see the nigga in the back.
Speaker 2: I know what he do.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 5: His name is Earl. Earl. Earl.
Speaker 4: You're gonna get some sweat and whatever you've eaten from
Speaker 4: Earl because Earl.
Speaker 2: Is big, right.
Speaker 4: And and and my my source for the health department
Speaker 4: told me that you can have an A and still
Speaker 4: have a dirty ass, like you can. And A doesn't
Speaker 4: mean that everything is perfect, And A means enough of
Speaker 4: it is good, that it's like this, it'll do well.
Speaker 4: But there's reds. I'm an A this will do enough
Speaker 4: of me on the outside looks good. They're like, you
Speaker 4: know what, I'm dirty as fuck. I mean, you are
Speaker 4: missing it too.
Speaker 5: Why are we friends? I'm trying to figure out why
Speaker 5: am I here with you?
Speaker 2: What what you know.
Speaker 3: Why we're friends because we're both vain and our laughs
Speaker 3: echo each other's laughs, and we don't want well I
Speaker 3: didn't want to have I mean, actually, I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: say what I'm gonna say. What are you gonna say
Speaker 3: say saying we didn't want to have white best friends?
Speaker 5: But you have those? Yes?
Speaker 4: I do, Yeah, I honestly do. And Marie is like
Speaker 4: kind of the first. She's not my first first black friend,
Speaker 4: not as an adult, as an adult possibly definitely from No,
Speaker 4: it's not, it's just I was talking about this. I
Speaker 4: did this thing for MTV news. It's going to be
Speaker 4: for Pride month. Yes, wait, talk about me for Pride
Speaker 4: on MTV. You talked about me for Pride on MTV.
Speaker 5: Kay.
Speaker 2: Oh, the lollipops touched the mic gross, don't.
Speaker 5: You dare what?
Speaker 2: Finish the lot?
Speaker 5: Finish it?
Speaker 2: I'm a I'm a I'm wow. You I put this
Speaker 2: in my mouth.
Speaker 3: It touched the microphone that has who knows what on it,
Speaker 3: and you want to put it in your mouth.
Speaker 2: So the hair was probably your hand.
Speaker 3: Now, the hair in the sandwich was yours, and you
Speaker 3: was like, I want to get these coupons.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm Marie, I know you're not doing much, so
Speaker 5: oh well.
Speaker 4: You know this is I'm not out here doing to
Speaker 4: too much, oh too too much.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing.
Speaker 5: Too too much. Do you have a question?
Speaker 2: Do you have something you want to ask me for?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Marie doesn't.
Speaker 4: Marie used to tell me a lot last year, and
Speaker 4: then this year it's just been like whatever.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you what is a lot? What
Speaker 3: was I telling you last year that you want me
Speaker 3: to tell you this year? Because I'm not somebody who
Speaker 3: talks about the sex that I have with anybody, except
Speaker 3: for like maybe Andre, because he messy and if I
Speaker 3: tell him something, he's just gonna be like, that's it.
Speaker 5: That's what happened.
Speaker 2: A little poop came out, that's it.
Speaker 5: Is that what happened.
Speaker 3: No, I've never pooped in a bed, Sydney. I pooped
Speaker 3: in a once.
Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like, when you're after your LA
Speaker 4: trip last year, you're very like you about that black
Speaker 4: dude that I had sex with, very open and chatty
Speaker 4: and like the patreons were lit. And now it's like, well,
Speaker 4: what is Marie doing? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm not really doing anything. When I was on that show,
Speaker 2: for vice.
Speaker 3: I had not slept with anybody for like three months
Speaker 3: because I was busy, and I was like, I'm better
Speaker 3: than all of the dick that is available to me.
Speaker 3: And now I'm unemployed and I'm like, go for some
Speaker 3: of his dick. And that's where I'm at. I.
Speaker 5: Uh, so we're doing the upstairs downstairs again.
Speaker 2: No, but that door is not closed.
Speaker 5: Friend. The sex is good there, so that so is
Speaker 5: there a new potential?
Speaker 2: I mean hopefully. I just I feel like I.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like I wasn't on hinge for like a
Speaker 3: cool six months and I just got back on it
Speaker 3: two weeks ago, and I'm talking to people, but like,
Speaker 3: I'm bored.
Speaker 2: I don't want my type of.
Speaker 3: The type of person I'm attracted to is not a
Speaker 3: nigga that's gonna text me. It's a person that's gonna
Speaker 3: pull up to me and be like, hey, I saw
Speaker 3: you from across the street. You look you look?
Speaker 5: Uh what was a Marie?
Speaker 2: You're confusing as fuck?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I would hate to like you because
Speaker 4: you're like, I don't want you to text me.
Speaker 2: No, I don't. This is this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: This is why I have a hard time with apps
Speaker 3: because I to me, I feel like anybody who uses.
Speaker 4: An app is a loser. Wow, I'm on an app,
Speaker 4: but I feel like I feel like you're a loser.
Speaker 3: I want you to come up to me on the
Speaker 3: street and be like, listen, I saw your mesmerizing beauty
Speaker 3: from across the bitch.
Speaker 5: Do you see your face on the train? You don't
Speaker 5: want to be bothered?
Speaker 3: And yet people talk to me and ask me for
Speaker 3: money on the train every day, right, so some people
Speaker 3: have no shame. People be excuse me is a train
Speaker 3: or local train and I'm like, do you see my facts?
Speaker 2: And they're like yeah, is this going uptown?
Speaker 3: Or like people still speak to me, but not people
Speaker 3: that like men are not approaching me.
Speaker 4: Like he shut out to all the men who used
Speaker 4: to have crushes on Marie and she shut them down.
Speaker 5: They still got them crushes.
Speaker 2: I just shut them down.
Speaker 4: No, they're scared. They're in a corner talking to themselves, and.
Speaker 3: That if you're scared it in a corner and you're
Speaker 3: a man, you not my type. I need you to
Speaker 3: be like real bold. I need you to be real comfortable,
Speaker 3: but I need you to also be attractive don't.
Speaker 5: Be you really need the killer pretty much.
Speaker 3: No, what most killers are like socially awkward, They like
Speaker 3: they got rejected.
Speaker 4: In high school. Blah blah blah. Ted Bundy's ugly. This
Speaker 4: is the other thing. I feel like people not but that.
Speaker 4: But zac Efron doesn't look like what Ted Bundy looked like.
Speaker 3: And that's the same thing that you were them for that.
Speaker 3: But that's the same thing you were saying about this
Speaker 3: Elizabeth Holmes thing, because anytime you read about Ted Bundy
Speaker 3: or you watch the documentary, they're like, he was such
Speaker 3: a charming, handsome man, you know, and it was like
Speaker 3: he was ugly, he was a brunette, shut up, and
Speaker 3: he had a swoop bang.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the fuck out of here.
Speaker 4: He had a Jonathan Taylor Thomas parted haircut. I was
Speaker 4: dragged had Bundy, and anybody who thought that he was
Speaker 4: hot to begin with, I'm saying, what the fuck is
Speaker 4: do you not have eyes?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: And now they're like, well, zac Efron is playing him,
Speaker 3: so he's hot, and it's like, but.
Speaker 2: He don't actually look like Ted Bundy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the whites of dec Aphron's eyes are way too
Speaker 4: white for Ted Bundy. And that's how you know, they
Speaker 4: didn't cast this, but the way that they talk about
Speaker 4: white killers and white people who commit crimes, they described
Speaker 4: them differently.
Speaker 2: Oh, charming, mess rising handsome. Ted Bundy was not hot.
Speaker 4: Ted Bundy was and he had and he had a
Speaker 4: cave man like forehead, his forehead like his eyes were
Speaker 4: recessed and they were pushed back, and was like he
Speaker 4: had a hooded brow like.
Speaker 5: Don't be so thirsty, y'all. Don't even know what the
Speaker 5: fuck would look good.
Speaker 2: That's why that's why I'm out here the way I'm.
Speaker 5: Out here, That's why I'm out here with no man,
Speaker 5: what nigga.
Speaker 2: That's why I ain't got no house because I don't
Speaker 2: want a boyfriend. I just want some hoes. Andrew, you
Speaker 2: think Ted Bundy was attractive choice, It wouldn't be.
Speaker 5: A first choice.
Speaker 3: But like last call, you don't have nobody to go
Speaker 3: home with Ted Bundy. Yeah, mhm, Andrew, I mean, I
Speaker 3: see what your typos is.
Speaker 5: The eyebrows are absolutely psychotic.
Speaker 3: The hooded, the forehead like. And also he was relevant
Speaker 3: in like the seventies. It was a different level of
Speaker 3: attractiveness for white people in the seventies. Okay, let's talk
Speaker 3: about it though, it was like hippie.
Speaker 4: I did see somebody recently that I was like, Oh,
Speaker 4: they would look so good together. But he was a
Speaker 4: he's a comedian and he's Nigerian. But I saw him
Speaker 4: at a show and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: he reminds me of the male version of Marie because.
Speaker 2: His teeth were beautiful.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, they were impeccable. Then he called me
Speaker 5: right away.
Speaker 2: She called me right after.
Speaker 3: She was like, hey, girl, I saw a man. He
Speaker 3: looked like like the other half of you. And I
Speaker 3: was like, well, what's his name? What does he look like?
Speaker 3: And I looked him up and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's a true acted. His smile is pretty. But I
Speaker 3: was like, he looks like he dates white women. I'm
Speaker 3: nice type.
Speaker 2: I could tell.
Speaker 4: I could tell when I see a black man whether
Speaker 4: to day white women or not. But now that I
Speaker 4: know that, you were like, that's attractive. Now when I
Speaker 4: look out, I'll be like, oh, looking for this other
Speaker 4: guy that was like.
Speaker 3: Hey, Sydney, remember the time you try to hook me
Speaker 3: up with your uber driver and you were like, he's
Speaker 3: a rapper and here's a SoundCloud And his name was
Speaker 3: not Tamu, but his name was something that.
Speaker 4: Was like, what, no dynasty, dynasty, dynasty is something.
Speaker 3: Dynasty Higgins or something like that. She's like, dynasty Higgins.
Speaker 5: Fuck you, Marie.
Speaker 4: Here, I am being a good friend, shocking out, are you?
Speaker 1: No? No?
Speaker 6: No, not a car?
Speaker 5: At least you get some rides.
Speaker 3: Girl, girl, you got Sydney's biscough a dust all over
Speaker 3: the microphone she got, she got six more in her purse.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna wear these chat couponts.
Speaker 5: I can't find them, but.
Speaker 4: I swear to you I didn't. It happened and then
Speaker 4: I wasn't here. We haven't been here since then. That's
Speaker 4: what it was.
Speaker 5: It was like two weeks ago. So AnyWho it might
Speaker 5: be at home, I'll look for them, don't worry.
Speaker 4: But I just feel like, Marie, you're tough as a
Speaker 4: friend who's just like your friend who I see all
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 5: I'd be nervous to talk to you about shit. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I sense that. I'd be like, oh, I got
Speaker 3: something to say, but she don't want to say it
Speaker 3: to me so.
Speaker 2: Hard, and I'd be like, well, I'm not gonna say anything.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine some person who's like, wow, I really
Speaker 4: I'm really digging.
Speaker 3: Yes, but confidence is attractive to me. If you don't
Speaker 3: have that already, I'm not really into you.
Speaker 2: And when I look at these, thank you so much
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 5: And honestly, I can't wait. I can't wait to somebody.
Speaker 4: You find somebody and he loves you and you love
Speaker 4: him back, and you're like, you're mesmerized.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I can't believe that.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you're wishing that on me.
Speaker 4: Can't wait till you'll be like, hey girl, I honestly
Speaker 4: I can't do the podcast anymore because I'm just like getting.
Speaker 5: Dicked down every day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I could get dick before or after the podcast.
Speaker 3: Why would I not come here to talk to my friends?
Speaker 3: You know, Hey girl, I'm sick whole time. I'm having
Speaker 3: six Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 5: I want for you.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, thank you for wishing that for me. I
Speaker 2: wish that for you also. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Uh, confidence is important, but Marie, not everybody has confidence
Speaker 4: like you.
Speaker 2: Then you not my type.
Speaker 5: Marie.
Speaker 2: You got to ease up.
Speaker 3: Oh but it's less that Okay, I screamed you not
Speaker 3: my type. But what I'm trying to say is people
Speaker 3: are not approaching me at all.
Speaker 4: There it is you just explained why yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 4: yes yes, but Sis, I was in bedsty yesterday after
Speaker 4: I got my hair done and I was like.
Speaker 2: Look at all these beautiful bearded buff men.
Speaker 4: I gotta move to bedsty. Yeah, I should have to move.
Speaker 4: Should we do some strolls and bedsty?
Speaker 3: We got it and it was nice yesterday. It was
Speaker 3: a cool seventy five degrees.
Speaker 2: I had a crop top on one.
Speaker 5: Okay, we could go to Mystique boutique. Get us some looks.
Speaker 2: Shout out to Deer Drink and.
Speaker 5: Shout out to you.
Speaker 3: Sis, love you for listening to the podcast and shopping
Speaker 3: at mystique.
Speaker 4: We love you down baby, I mean, we're going to
Speaker 4: Hanny Henny Palsa.
Speaker 5: We're going to Handy Palooza.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be so Sydney is going to Handy Palooza
Speaker 4: because when I was drinking, I did not like Handy.
Speaker 5: So this is I can be in this space.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But Henny Palusa is called that because it was sponsored
Speaker 3: by Hennessy or whatever.
Speaker 2: But it's just a party. It's it's the longest day party.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's mainly gonna be brown liquor there, and
Speaker 4: I you know, I want no parts.
Speaker 2: So brown liquor makes me I wasn't say it makes
Speaker 2: me aggressive, but that's not true.
Speaker 5: I don't drink you don't drink brown liquor.
Speaker 4: But I'm excited to have like a popping highlight and
Speaker 4: like just just being obnoxiously hot and just like you know,
Speaker 4: you have your iPhone X, so there's.
Speaker 2: That portrait mode portrait mode videos.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, we're gonna have on neon thongs and uh, pistis
Speaker 4: can't wait. I say we're gonna have on booty shorts
Speaker 4: that are so short that both our laby is.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be like a little bit out.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I want my Philippian to to just
Speaker 4: like do double Dutch. Listen, we're teaching the children there were.
Speaker 3: Now, I mean, we're not gonna be like on the
Speaker 3: street walking like that. We're just gonna be in the clurb.
Speaker 5: But the place is at Brooklyn Mirage.
Speaker 4: So if you just so happen to be there and
Speaker 4: you see us unofficial expert, just scream it.
Speaker 3: Out, then we'll see it. And because this episode is
Speaker 3: gonna come out after.
Speaker 4: We do the Oh fuck, yeah, damn, but we missed
Speaker 4: you if you didn't if you weren't there, and we
Speaker 4: love you.
Speaker 2: If you were there, that.
Speaker 5: Would have been amazing. If you would put that.
Speaker 3: Oh god, damn it, what that episode would have to
Speaker 3: come out literally yesterday.
Speaker 5: This episode would have to come out here because you're right.
Speaker 4: See, fuck, this episode isn't come out with September and
Speaker 4: they go, my name sucks.
Speaker 2: People gonna be like, what are you talking about Memorial Day?
Speaker 4: Is there any way we can just you know, put
Speaker 4: out two episodes in one week.
Speaker 3: No, we need to save episodes because you know I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be all floss for three weeks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, three weeks.
Speaker 4: I finally bought my tickets to go to France and
Speaker 4: it's definitely going and uh, I got this airbnb and
Speaker 4: you know, I'm just somea I'm gonna wear some looks,
Speaker 4: i'ma do some cafes.
Speaker 5: I'm I know you've been going. I'll see you shopping heavy. Huh.
Speaker 2: No, I haven't been shopping, not recently.
Speaker 5: Been so happy. You just so happened to be.
Speaker 3: I've been You've been seeing ah, you've been seeing me
Speaker 3: in a lot of Oh, because I have a lot
Speaker 3: of store credit that I haven't used, and I feel
Speaker 3: like I need the cards be looking at me like
Speaker 3: sis use us or lose us?
Speaker 5: So does it? That's all?
Speaker 2: And also like I'm good at buying stuff wearing stuff
Speaker 2: bringing it back.
Speaker 5: I need to be better at that buying stuff wearing
Speaker 5: it bring it back.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought that only like like hood folks did that,
Speaker 2: or like bro folks did that.
Speaker 4: But I spoke to this woman once who had an
Speaker 4: interview at Vogue magazine, and she said she went to Barney's,
Speaker 4: got an outfit, wore the interview, and then brought the
Speaker 4: outfit back. I said, Barney's takes returns. I've never been
Speaker 4: to Barney's. I don't have any money.
Speaker 3: I'm not Sarahduska park On my namemate Carrie Bradshaw. I
Speaker 3: could not help, but wonder if they would follow my
Speaker 3: black ass out of the Barneys.
Speaker 5: You can help, but wonder. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So honestly, just for the summer, just want I want
Speaker 4: Marita like low Ki fall in love just randomly.
Speaker 5: I don't want to fall in love.
Speaker 4: I just want to find like two three two three four.
Speaker 2: I want you cool dudes, to bang regularly.
Speaker 4: I want you to hoe it up real quick and
Speaker 4: fall in love and then break its heart.
Speaker 5: That's what I want. From May no, from June to August.
Speaker 5: I want all that to happen.
Speaker 3: Okay, So it's going to be a French dude then,
Speaker 3: because I'm gonna be in France for June and then
Speaker 3: July I'm here, yep, and then August I'm here. Also
Speaker 3: I'll be in LA for a couple of days. So
Speaker 3: you know, I should have hoes in different area codes,
Speaker 3: different time zones.
Speaker 2: It's my French hoe. His name is a.
Speaker 3: His name is Jean Claude van Dam and this is
Speaker 3: my West Coast hoe. His name is I don't know, Kurt,
Speaker 3: and this is my bedstyle hoe.
Speaker 2: His name is h I don't know Steven's or something
Speaker 2: me love you love long time?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean honestly, it can happen.
Speaker 4: Whatever we talk about this, and I'm I want to
Speaker 4: be very clear that I'm not looking for a boyfriend.
Speaker 2: I'm not looking for any of these things.
Speaker 5: Here we go. I just want to bang people that
Speaker 5: have like a good stroke game. That's it. Cute sex
Speaker 5: with cute people. Even though you laugh during sex.
Speaker 3: Absolutely laugh during sex. Just don't hear that, like, like
Speaker 3: earth a kid, I'd be like.
Speaker 5: That's what you do?
Speaker 2: You want me to get on top in sex? Sydney.
Speaker 2: You don't thank you, Andrew. You're asking real questions. You've
Speaker 2: never l o led during sex.
Speaker 6: You've never when I queaved, when I queathed quim it
Speaker 6: you know, for those would be like a weird sound
Speaker 6: and're like, what what's going on here?
Speaker 5: It's like, Oh, there's too much air in there. That's
Speaker 5: what it is because that's how much room is in there.
Speaker 4: No soaking wet.
Speaker 5: You know they're gonna play that at Haney.
Speaker 2: I gotta go.
Speaker 5: Way. Do you see?
Speaker 2: Do you see that song was very innovative when it
Speaker 2: came out.
Speaker 3: The Whisper song, Yeah, that's all shake a whisper because
Speaker 3: they wrapped a whole song by whispering.
Speaker 4: That's what our podcast should be when you our podcast
Speaker 4: should just be a whispering.
Speaker 5: Uh you know.
Speaker 4: But when you see guys, when you see the you're like,
Speaker 4: y'all gotta come up with something else because I.
Speaker 2: Feel like they got a lot of spaces, like they
Speaker 2: missing a.
Speaker 4: Lot of the look crazy. I want to be nicer,
Speaker 4: I want to work on whoa, I do.
Speaker 5: I feel like you.
Speaker 2: Flipped it.
Speaker 5: Okay, so trying it's so hard. Okay, let me tell
Speaker 5: you how to be a nice person. I'm not listening
Speaker 5: to you. Whoa, you're not nice? Wow.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I think my lucky stars that you're as nice
Speaker 4: as you are to me as I see you in
Speaker 4: these streets.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: Actually, and you know what's happened. I'm getting meaner.
Speaker 5: No, yerel.
Speaker 3: I'm yelling at people on the street and on the
Speaker 3: train for disrespecting me, and they don't even know who
Speaker 3: I am. I'm just like, excuse you when I'm trying
Speaker 3: to get on and off the train.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're nice, You're you say nice things sometimes, but
Speaker 4: for the most part, I'm like, Wow, I'm gonna tell
Speaker 4: you how to be nice. You just can't say anything.
Speaker 4: That's how you're nice.
Speaker 3: You just you just you smile the people and you
Speaker 3: say thank you, and sometimes you say hello when you
Speaker 3: make eye contact with an old black person, just so
Speaker 3: you know they don't mean.
Speaker 2: Mug you all the way down the block.
Speaker 5: Because it said morning this way. I think they were mean.
Speaker 4: Well, you already know you're mean, but I know that
Speaker 4: I'm mean because sometimes people be afraid to say something
Speaker 4: to me and they see me and then they'll just
Speaker 4: message me like hey, I saw you, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: you could have totally just said something like I love
Speaker 4: but that's not mean.
Speaker 3: That's you. You're intimidating because you know you'd be having
Speaker 3: looks on Oh, that's because this is not well on stage.
Speaker 2: You're mean.
Speaker 3: You definitely mean on stage. You'd be clowning these audience
Speaker 3: members and I love it. I need to stop Sidney
Speaker 3: be like, look at these bootcut jeans in the front row, nest.
Speaker 3: Sidney's mean on stage and jador it.
Speaker 5: I Actually we did a.
Speaker 3: Show the other day and Sidney was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be nice to the crowd, and as soon as she
Speaker 3: got on stage, she started roasting them. And she was like,
Speaker 3: I said, I was gonna be nice.
Speaker 4: Hard man, I need to I'm actively listeners. I'm actively
Speaker 4: gonna work on being nicer because I am a nice person.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Sidney, I feel like you're trying to
Speaker 3: make it seem like my meanness is rubbing off on you.
Speaker 4: But I met you mean you were mean when I
Speaker 4: met you. That's a fucking lib Mary. I was so
Speaker 4: I was so nice that you would see you be
Speaker 4: so mean at these open mics, to these open that's
Speaker 4: what you're supposed to be mean.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, I'm talking. I'm not saying on stage.
Speaker 3: You'd be mean off stage to the people on the street,
Speaker 3: like comics coming out or walking in.
Speaker 5: Meanwhile, Marie met me, Hey girl, do you want to
Speaker 5: you want an uber? Let's where you need to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you was nice to me.
Speaker 4: Hey, would you would you like something to eat? I
Speaker 4: would get people drinks, I would get people food. I
Speaker 4: would take care of peop.
Speaker 3: Yah, Sidney, you are nice. You're a nice person, but
Speaker 3: you're also mean.
Speaker 2: You can be both. I'm nice and mean.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say you're mainly I'm more mean.
Speaker 3: Okay, sixty percent mean, forty percent nice, But you're the opposite.
Speaker 5: You're meaning that nice. People were like, what's going on?
Speaker 5: Is everything okay? They're like, Marie about to shoot the
Speaker 5: place up? She be sorry?
Speaker 2: What huh?
Speaker 5: How am I doing?
Speaker 2: How are you doing? Marie?
Speaker 3: That goal is to be Miranda Priestley. No, no, in
Speaker 3: the Devil West product. Because I'm already basically that I
Speaker 3: don't know nobody's name.
Speaker 5: I'm like Sydney, who is that?
Speaker 2: She's like, that's it's true.
Speaker 5: I got stop. That is so Marie.
Speaker 2: I don't know anybody's names. And I'm like, I.
Speaker 4: Will explain the Perton. I'm like, oh, they come to
Speaker 4: the shoulder. She's like, no, I don't know who that is?
Speaker 5: Who's that?
Speaker 1: Or?
Speaker 3: And We'll have conversations with people and they'll walk away
Speaker 3: and I'm like, sinew, who is that?
Speaker 5: Who is that? Man? Oh?
Speaker 4: That person who's obsessed, who's like always in the Unofficial
Speaker 4: Expert DMS.
Speaker 5: I'm like, you know, I don't read the DMS.
Speaker 3: I do read them, but I don't read all of them.
Speaker 3: I feel like if you guys don't know, I'm doing
Speaker 3: the post on the page and Sydney's doing the stories.
Speaker 5: Now that's what we've decided.
Speaker 2: We have decided because Sydney's on her phone.
Speaker 3: Sydney's on the phone all the time, so it's like, Sis,
Speaker 3: you do the stories, uh, And I'm like, I'll log
Speaker 3: in and do the post now.
Speaker 2: That's what that's what we're doing. And I feel like
Speaker 2: it's working.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 4: We might switch, but I I'm just like, your captions
Speaker 4: are so funny that I'm like you're better at the captions.
Speaker 4: I'm so like more literal with the captions. And it's
Speaker 4: just like am our producer already told us, like nobody
Speaker 4: wants to read all of that, so Marie is better
Speaker 4: at it.
Speaker 5: And I just feel like, you know what do where
Speaker 5: you thrive?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Where in?
Speaker 4: And I would truly love a young teen intern to
Speaker 4: fucking take over myself mean intern. Yeah, the seventeen and
Speaker 4: eighteen year olds, they know that they know how to
Speaker 4: crack the codes, they know what to say, they got
Speaker 4: the hashtags, they like the log line.
Speaker 3: I don't care what the kids are doing. I'm telling
Speaker 3: you what I'm doing, and it is this, Okay, this
Speaker 3: is what I'm doing the way that I'm doing it.
Speaker 5: You're great. Okay.
Speaker 2: She's verified, not as an eighteen or as verified, she verified.
Speaker 2: That's what advice got me, says, is a verified check.
Speaker 4: And I'm trying to figure out what the fuck does
Speaker 4: a verified get? Can we get what is going on?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm verified on Twitter too, and it just it added
Speaker 3: an extra like notification thing for me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like if other verified people like me.
Speaker 3: I I posted about baps being terrible because we watched
Speaker 3: Baps recently and I had never seen it, and the
Speaker 3: movie is very bad. And I tagged Halle Berry in
Speaker 3: the in the stories, and somebody was like, well, you're verified,
Speaker 3: she's gonna see that, and I was like, good, she
Speaker 3: should see it.
Speaker 2: She never responded, but she know Baps was bad.
Speaker 5: She did did you look? Oh? I didn't. You should
Speaker 5: have done that. I would have checked. Let me look now.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, she's busy wearing bad wigs. She
Speaker 3: probably didn't know.
Speaker 5: She looks good. She's getting ready. She's in a new
Speaker 5: movie with Keanu Reeves. She's in a new terrible movie.
Speaker 2: She's in a new I heard the new John Wick
Speaker 2: is good.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it is, but I heard it
Speaker 5: was good.
Speaker 2: It does not say scene.
Speaker 5: Damn.
Speaker 2: She must not have seen it. You know, she gets
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 3: She gets tagged in a lot, you know a lot
Speaker 3: of Yeah, she does a lot of bad movies.
Speaker 5: So people probably you know you're so bad. It's terrible.
Speaker 5: I hate this. You're the one. You see what I'm saying. Evil,
Speaker 5: it's not evil. Yeah, she's the same. Ally, Barry has
Speaker 5: fucking feelings too.
Speaker 4: You know, guys, the movie was she doesn't wear she
Speaker 4: would I'm gonna tagger. We gotta tagger in the fucking
Speaker 4: I feel like.
Speaker 3: It's meaner to tag her when you know we might
Speaker 3: say something mean. Then what your mean? You see what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. Sidney's slick mean, like you guys.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't talk about her. She has feelings too.
Speaker 3: And then she's like, I'm gonna tag her like that.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Sidney's mean in that way, like
Speaker 3: low key like jab you like with a dull blade mean.
Speaker 5: Marie.
Speaker 4: Let's get tattoos again, and you write naughty and I
Speaker 4: write nice?
Speaker 5: Yeah, no tattoos again.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna put clutch on my body and
Speaker 4: I'm god, can.
Speaker 5: We do that? I'm gonna know I would love it.
Speaker 5: We'd be friends. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, these tattoos that we got together are almost a
Speaker 2: year old.
Speaker 4: Now they are, and minds look like twelve years old,
Speaker 4: and yours is like, looks brand new.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? They look exactly the same.
Speaker 4: My skin's a little dull, you like, shut the fuck up. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: let's get another tattoo, Marie. Let's do something fun, you know,
Speaker 4: something to solidify the five years that we've been friends.
Speaker 2: We have them on our wrists right now.
Speaker 5: That was four years.
Speaker 3: Now the five year anniversary, you're supposed to give your
Speaker 3: your person diamonds or something.
Speaker 2: What you gotta get me diamonds?
Speaker 5: Can we get like little cutouts of each other?
Speaker 4: Like Abbey and Alana when I did a Broad City,
Speaker 4: they went to dinner and they like had these cutouts.
Speaker 5: It was so fun. Can we do something?
Speaker 3: Marie honestly says that should be our merch is just
Speaker 3: giant cutouts of our heads and people put them on.
Speaker 5: Their walls, like like we're a basketball players or something. Oh,
Speaker 5: that would be so fun.
Speaker 4: We should get cards made right with all our stats
Speaker 4: on the back.
Speaker 2: She mean she nice? Oh like five four and twenty
Speaker 2: ounce bitch, that's what we should get.
Speaker 3: Love and tell you I would collect those. Those are
Speaker 3: collectibles like bee babies, and then when we're when we
Speaker 3: have our egots, they'll be worth lots of money or something.
Speaker 5: I don'tkay, Okay, we'll talk. We'll talk to hr about this.
Speaker 2: We'll talk offline.
Speaker 5: We'll chat later. Chat later, friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we can get a card for Andrew.
Speaker 4: Okay, listeners, where do you think Marie should take me
Speaker 4: for dinner for anniversary.
Speaker 5: What yeah, huh, yeah, I know you're you're unemployed where
Speaker 5: you still have money.
Speaker 3: No, that's not how money works, friends, And I feel
Speaker 3: like you know this because you make money, you save money,
Speaker 3: you have money later, you make money, you spend it all.
Speaker 5: You have no money. A nice dinner would not be
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 3: What, where I'm gonna take you. I'm gonna take you
Speaker 3: to shake Shack, so hurry up and give you them
Speaker 3: two coupons? Mean, okay, mean, No, you're being mean. You're
Speaker 3: trying to manipulate and my listeners.
Speaker 4: If you believe that Marie is mean, put the mean
Speaker 4: the palm trees under this bitches posts, okay.
Speaker 3: And if you believe that Sydney is also mean and
Speaker 3: she needs to eat better and she needs to give.
Speaker 2: Me the shake check coupons, all those three.
Speaker 4: Things, palm trees all up and through, yeah, all up
Speaker 4: through Sydney's last post. And then if you like Andrew
Speaker 4: being in the background of all the episodes and you
Speaker 4: feel like he should get a mic, but you also
Speaker 4: kind of like everybody already messaged me. They're like, you
Speaker 4: need to give Andrew a mike.
Speaker 3: But I when I listen to the podcast. I like
Speaker 3: hearing him scream in the background. But you're farther away today,
Speaker 3: so you might not be you might not be as.
Speaker 5: Okay, So it's coming, the episode is gonna come. You're
Speaker 5: gonna gonna and then.
Speaker 2: Andrew, what are you gonna be an expert on? It
Speaker 2: can't be us.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's got to be something that people
Speaker 3: want to know about you. Yeah, expert, the dumb expert. No,
Speaker 3: I already hate it. Wait why why? Well, it's pretty
Speaker 3: dumb to say you want to be the dumb expert.
Speaker 3: So already he seemed qualified. Listeners, do you think pretty dumb?
Speaker 5: Why can't I be the expert on you guys? Because
Speaker 5: you don't really know us? Yes, he does. He does
Speaker 5: know us.
Speaker 4: He knows what you like, he knows what I like,
Speaker 4: he knows what he knows about how you hurt my feelings.
Speaker 5: Sometimes I think.
Speaker 4: The title will just be likenofficial expert of unofficial expert.
Speaker 4: I just be like producer gay talk gay producer intern sexy. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's what's going to be on the back of your
Speaker 4: playing cards, and the front is gonna be a photo
Speaker 4: of you in a tiny ass short just like just
Speaker 4: like it's gonna say, and then the height's gonna say
Speaker 4: six to two ish.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh my god, I love it. That's so good.
Speaker 3: Andrew wants to be the unofficial expert of the unofficial expert.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, hmm, I feel like people want to
Speaker 3: know about you, about what you know about us.
Speaker 5: They don't give a fuck about us.
Speaker 2: I mean they do, but they hear us talk about us.
Speaker 2: Still forget about it?
Speaker 3: Is that the video where she had the long ass
Speaker 3: wedding dress on and she jumps in the limo and
Speaker 3: she leaves that old white dude for Wentworth Miller.
Speaker 5: No, that's we belong together. Oh, sweet expert.
Speaker 2: We don't want you to be a messy gay.
Speaker 4: You don't have to know, baby, I said, I've just
Speaker 4: asked you what you want to be an expert in,
Speaker 4: and you just said dumb.
Speaker 5: And you don't know.
Speaker 2: So you figure it out, baby, figure it out. Beach.
Speaker 4: I thought, that's what you're gonna say. How you didn't
Speaker 4: say because I love him?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we heard it. We heard verse.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's no there's no argument that you're not nicer.
Speaker 3: The argument that I'm trying to make is that you're
Speaker 3: also mean, and it's not hard to be nicer than me.
Speaker 2: That's not difficult at all.
Speaker 5: Hold my hand fing.
Speaker 2: You just have to say, I mean, I'm polite and mean,
Speaker 2: though I say please and think she is.
Speaker 4: She's When she's mean, she smiles and you're like, well,
Speaker 4: maybe it's not that bad.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: We did a radio show on Serious Extend the other
Speaker 4: day and the host was like, I always pay for
Speaker 4: my weed and I was like.
Speaker 3: Oh, I've rarely ever pay for weed. I get it
Speaker 3: for free. And he was like, how do I get that?
Speaker 3: And I was like, you got to change your face?
Speaker 3: Can say that, m Yeah, you can say that.
Speaker 2: You can say that because I feel like.
Speaker 4: Spiritually recently, I feel more at ease just now really
Speaker 4: because I feel like talk about a friend, I have
Speaker 4: heard this out of you.
Speaker 3: I just feel like I'm getting After doing that show,
Speaker 3: I feel like I got some clarity, right, like I
Speaker 3: know what I do not want to do with my life,
Speaker 3: and I feel like like I don't know. I want
Speaker 3: to be a creative I want to I want to
Speaker 3: meet people. I want to experience life. I don't want
Speaker 3: to do what I've been doing for the last five
Speaker 3: years for the next the next five years.
Speaker 2: And like what am I being? Like, I'm in I'm
Speaker 2: in a very good place right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the show got canceled and blah blah blah, but
Speaker 3: like I know that something else is coming from me
Speaker 3: and I'm like.
Speaker 5: Not worried about it. Like I do have a.
Speaker 3: Little bit of money now, and so if you want
Speaker 3: me to take you to lunch, I can take you
Speaker 3: to like a when do something. But I just I
Speaker 3: feel like I'm in a good place, so I felt it.
Speaker 2: I feel lighter.
Speaker 5: Does that make sense?
Speaker 3: I feel I just feel better about what the outcome
Speaker 3: of my life is going to be. I still don't
Speaker 3: know what my next gig is going to be, but
Speaker 3: I feel like I got one and it was bad
Speaker 3: and I survived it, like I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Be fine and I got verified and again it means nothing.
Speaker 4: But I do feel like I've been nicer since the
Speaker 4: show ended because I just feel better. Not that the
Speaker 4: show had me miserable, but I just feel I just
Speaker 4: feel better.
Speaker 5: That's it. Hmm.
Speaker 4: You know, wow, that's all this was like honesty with Marie.
Speaker 4: Honesty with Marie so weird, you know, Plus, like who
Speaker 4: knows what I'm gonna die?
Speaker 2: I could die any day.
Speaker 3: So why not enjoy the time that I have here
Speaker 3: and also not spend all of my money?
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 4: He wants me to spend. But like, I just you know,
Speaker 4: my friends are important to me. My happiness is important
Speaker 4: to me. Like what do I have to sit around
Speaker 4: people that I don't like? Why do I have to
Speaker 4: sit with those people? And why do I have to
Speaker 4: act like like all this stuff that I.
Speaker 5: Don't know what I'm saying? No, you're I love this.
Speaker 5: This is like, this is the Marie. I love what
Speaker 5: I love.
Speaker 4: She said, I care about my friends, and she moved
Speaker 4: her hand towards my direction.
Speaker 2: I also pointed to Andrew, I.
Speaker 4: Say, but what But but you needed me to say
Speaker 4: that I care about my friends.
Speaker 2: You don't know that I care about people that I like.
Speaker 5: No, I know you do. I just I you don't
Speaker 5: say I love you ever.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Sydney, this is bullying.
Speaker 5: It is bullying.
Speaker 2: Bullying.
Speaker 4: It is I'm like, I'm gonna wear her down and
Speaker 4: it's just But does that make it better? No, it's
Speaker 4: just this is this is a weird way to end
Speaker 4: the podcast.
Speaker 2: But I mean it's the unofficial expert is They're all weird?
Speaker 5: Ways. My family never said I love you. Neither did mine.
Speaker 4: I know that, and that's why I go out of
Speaker 4: my way to tell my friends that I love them,
Speaker 4: because yeah, sometimes it sounds like, oh cliche and it
Speaker 4: doesn't mean anything. But you know, my family's gone and
Speaker 4: they never said that to me, and it's just it.
Speaker 5: It's sad. So one day you will and I will
Speaker 5: appreciate it, and I'll take it. I'll take it seriously.
Speaker 2: Sydney.
Speaker 4: I just I'm so tired.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you what I did last night. I
Speaker 4: went out with you to do okay, okay, I went home.
Speaker 5: I needed to eat something.
Speaker 3: I was like, well, I got these these vegetable samosa's
Speaker 3: in the freezer. I heat it those up, and I
Speaker 3: was like, well, I don't want to fall asleep on
Speaker 3: my couch again and almost bring my building down, so
Speaker 3: let me stay up. I watched Cinderella. I had never
Speaker 3: seen Cinderella before. M hm, it was it's from the
Speaker 3: nineteen fifties. Yeah, I'd never seen Cinderella. Brandy, Brandy, Cinderella,
Speaker 3: whoope's the queen? The dad is the dude from the Titanic,
Speaker 3: the White Dude, and then the Princess Asian, so they
Speaker 3: it was, Yeah, it's very weird anyway, very tired. I
Speaker 3: don't know what you want me to say. I mean,
Speaker 3: I know what you want to say, friends, but I don't.
Speaker 5: Know if I have it in me right now.
Speaker 3: My eyes my eyes hurt and said, he's like, Lerie's
Speaker 3: gonna cry. No, Sis, I'm tired.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: Guys, thank you for listening to this podcast.
Speaker 4: So wonderful. It's been groundbreaking. It's pretty like growth. There's
Speaker 4: growth here, and I think if you guys are experiencing this,
Speaker 4: if you love it, tell everybody, tell everybody you're seeing
Speaker 4: real friendship in real time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean for now, because like who knows what's
Speaker 3: gonna happen when we get like really famous.
Speaker 5: We might hate each other. No, I mean we've been
Speaker 5: through so much, Like.
Speaker 2: Why would you, I mean you said that, like we've
Speaker 2: been through like a divorce or something like.
Speaker 4: No, but I feel like we I mean just doing
Speaker 4: comedy together every fucking day, every like all these years.
Speaker 4: Like you see people at their best and at they worse,
Speaker 4: and that makes you either like be inspired or you're like,
Speaker 4: oh I need to do better, or you know, we've
Speaker 4: come so fucking far man.
Speaker 2: We've come so far. We don't talk.
Speaker 4: About it enough, but like, man, we was in some
Speaker 4: dusty ass situation.
Speaker 5: I mean, the dust is not that far.
Speaker 2: But we're now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're still in somebod these dusty ass basements. But
Speaker 3: you know, I see just like light and stuff in
Speaker 3: the future. Sis for now, me too, That's what I
Speaker 3: see because you don't know, you know, sometimes you'll look,
Speaker 3: you'll meet somebody and you don't know that you're gonna
Speaker 3: be friends with that person later. But then you look
Speaker 3: and you're like, look, this is the this is my
Speaker 3: best friend now? Or I just I feel like listeners,
Speaker 3: you just said it.
Speaker 5: What did I say, best friend?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: I gotta go, Sidney Dick, I love Marie, Sidney, I
Speaker 3: love you.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, guys.
Speaker 4: I shouldn't live the podcast right now, but I just
Speaker 4: feel like I need to talk about it so big.
Speaker 2: This is all I ever wanted.
Speaker 4: It feels like I won a million dollars but I
Speaker 4: have nothing. But she said it, and now I feel
Speaker 4: like I can die now, No, I can't die.
Speaker 5: I have to leave. But there's so much guys.
Speaker 4: You guys have been a part of something so big
Speaker 4: that I've been wanting for so long, and it's just like, Wow,
Speaker 4: my heart is full and my stomach is empty. I
Speaker 4: must leave, but this has been the unofficial expert and
Speaker 4: you know, comment, subscribe, review, you know.
Speaker 5: I love you guys too. Bye Forever.
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