1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:02,520 Speaker 1: Forever. 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:11,280 Speaker 2: Yes, I thought you were history with the slamming of 3 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 2: the time. 4 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:17,479 Speaker 3: I like Celindian Sydney. You're not present, Cis. You're on 5 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:20,119 Speaker 3: your phone. I'm talking Andrew singing the words with me, 6 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:21,200 Speaker 3: but you're not even. 7 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 4: Hy Guys, I am present with my friend friend. 8 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 5: Yay, you're holding in. 9 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 2: How many of us have them? Friends? 10 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:36,760 Speaker 5: The ones you can depend on. Friends. 11 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:40,320 Speaker 4: We're doing great, We're doing wonderful. You know, it's a 12 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 4: beautiful Friday, but we're recording on a Saturday, so I 13 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:45,519 Speaker 4: don't even know how this Friday is going to be 14 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:46,800 Speaker 4: when it comes out. 15 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,480 Speaker 3: Honestly, I feel like it's going to be an amazing 16 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:51,160 Speaker 3: to actually yet, No, it's pretty it's a pretty hard. 17 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 3: It's a hurricane coming, and there was a that was 18 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 3: an earthquake, and and it's the. 19 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:59,200 Speaker 2: Day after Tomorrow that remember that movie? 20 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 5: Yeah, you're so silly. Do you like a disaster movie? 21 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:05,200 Speaker 4: I don't because I just feel like, in twenty nineteen, 22 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,800 Speaker 4: it doesn't feel far fetched. With all the shit that's 23 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:11,759 Speaker 4: going down, it could possibly might be happening. 24 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 2: Mike, could be Can we talk about trash for a second. 25 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 3: What do you mean I didn't know that they were 26 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,280 Speaker 3: just dumping our garbage in the ocean. 27 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 5: You didn't know that. 28 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:19,919 Speaker 6: No. 29 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,920 Speaker 3: I thought that they were like barrying it and burning 30 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 3: some and recycling. But they just dump all the trash 31 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 3: like into the sea. 32 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:29,200 Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy? 33 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,240 Speaker 5: No, because it's America and we're trash. 34 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:34,119 Speaker 4: No, but not just America, all over the world. They're 35 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:35,960 Speaker 4: just throwing the garbage in the ocean. 36 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 2: Really, it's crazy. 37 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:39,880 Speaker 5: Would you learn this from a documentary? Yeah? 38 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:41,600 Speaker 2: Blue Planet, Blue Planet too. 39 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 3: But also, like I've been, i'd just been because somebody 40 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 3: was saying or some I had read somewhere that they 41 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 3: were like, recycling is canceled because we have too much 42 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,960 Speaker 3: recycling or something like they don't have anything anywhere to 43 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 3: put all of these boxes, in these bottles, in this 44 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,680 Speaker 3: plastic that we recycle. 45 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 5: It's just like they're like, you might as well just 46 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 5: throw it in the trash. Throw it in the trash. Yeah, 47 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,280 Speaker 5: throw it in the bag. 48 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:10,800 Speaker 2: I just think that's crazy. I didn't. I maybe I'm 49 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,640 Speaker 2: dumb for not knowing that, but I. 50 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,200 Speaker 5: Maybe you're not so dumb now. 51 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:19,520 Speaker 4: I honestly, I've been watching more documentaries and it's stressful 52 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:22,400 Speaker 4: because I hate the news because it's just you just 53 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,520 Speaker 4: get the hard facts, and it's so harsh and it's 54 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:25,720 Speaker 4: so depressing and everything. 55 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:26,720 Speaker 5: It's so negative. 56 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 4: And then I try to watch stuff that's not news 57 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 4: related and like reality TV, and I was like, this 58 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:36,080 Speaker 4: is too ratchet and garbage and it's not making me 59 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:39,640 Speaker 4: a better person. So I have been really getting into documentaries. Okay, 60 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 4: when you watch and since you know I've been watching. 61 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 4: I watched that Dead Mommy DearS. I watched that documentary. 62 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 4: It's about a woman who was able to scam all 63 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:53,359 Speaker 4: these doctors into believing her her daughter were sick so 64 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,800 Speaker 4: she can get like free trips and everybody feels sorry 65 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,040 Speaker 4: for them and free trips, free trip. Like she went 66 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 4: to Disney World because they were like, oh, her daughter 67 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,840 Speaker 4: has this, this, this, this, They put a feeding tube 68 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 4: into her, shaved all her hair or like acted like this. 69 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 5: Her daughter could not walk. 70 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,399 Speaker 2: It was sick. Wait, and the whole time the daughter 71 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 2: was healthy. 72 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,920 Speaker 4: Fine, they put a feeding tube in her, eating tube 73 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 4: in her. 74 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 5: How old was the daughter young? 75 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,080 Speaker 4: Like she had been pretending that she's been sick for 76 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 4: a bait since a baby. 77 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 2: What's that called mun children? Yeah something, yeah, syndrome. 78 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,000 Speaker 5: I know what you're saying. 79 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 4: But I don't I can't pronounce it, but yes, And 80 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 4: the documentary had me going crazy because if you just 81 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 4: look look at the mother and it's like she was 82 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 4: able to get these doctors to believe it. 83 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 5: This is crazy to me. 84 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, but how do you get doctors to believe that 85 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 3: there's something wrong with your kid if there's actually nothing 86 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 3: wrong with you? Ooh, these doctors is dumb? You know, 87 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 3: they say the nurses do all the work. And this 88 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 3: happened like a few years ago. This was not recent. 89 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:51,840 Speaker 5: This was recent. 90 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 4: This was not like in the the nineties where you're like, oh, 91 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,960 Speaker 4: doctors don't know what the fuck is going on? They 92 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:57,560 Speaker 4: can't google. 93 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:01,480 Speaker 5: Is that what you think being a doctor? Is it 94 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 5: just goo Google? 95 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 4: Because after Hymen Google doctor Hyman, doctor Hymen, that Shitgana Colleges. 96 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 5: That's who did my dits? 97 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 3: Oh doctor Hyman did your boobs? I don't know if 98 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 3: I would have stayed at with their doctors. 99 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 4: I mean, your boobs are great, but wow, doctor Hyman, 100 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 4: doctor Ditz Hymon on the host, Yes, I watched the 101 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 4: whole thing and it was just like wow, like people 102 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:26,760 Speaker 4: get away with so much and these documentaries highlight it. 103 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:28,720 Speaker 4: And then You're like, well, what why am I here 104 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 4: being a good person? I just fucking get off? Why 105 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 4: don't I just scam? Why don't I just Elizabeth Holmes 106 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 4: some shit? 107 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,040 Speaker 2: Okay, So Elozabeth Holmes is what I didn't watch. 108 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:39,359 Speaker 5: I don't know who that was. 109 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:43,040 Speaker 4: She had the company Thronos, which is like supposed to 110 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:47,880 Speaker 4: be blood testing, like this revolutionary blood testing that like 111 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,480 Speaker 4: you can just get like a little prick and then 112 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:50,560 Speaker 4: find out everything. 113 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 5: And it was like, y'all got diabetes. Yeah, it was 114 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:54,120 Speaker 5: a lie. 115 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,279 Speaker 4: It was a lie. It was it was a fire festival. 116 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 4: And so she wasn't actually testing people's blood. 117 00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:00,880 Speaker 2: She just pricking people. 118 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:02,279 Speaker 5: None of it was real. 119 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:05,480 Speaker 4: None the testing wasn't real, Like she couldn't get all 120 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 4: this information as quickly as she was saying. And you know, 121 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,039 Speaker 4: it just reminds me of there's so many people who 122 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:17,240 Speaker 4: have like crazy privilege that they can even think that 123 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:20,279 Speaker 4: they can get to this level that everybody would believe 124 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 4: them even though it's a fucking lie. 125 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,400 Speaker 3: Right, and I have the time and the luxury to 126 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 3: come up with a lie because they don't have to 127 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 3: worry about paying their bills one time. 128 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,760 Speaker 4: Yes, And so she was in Silicon Valley, so it's 129 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:33,720 Speaker 4: like male dominated. So people were just so happy to 130 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,919 Speaker 4: be pushing a woman to the forefront that this is 131 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:37,520 Speaker 4: the wrong. 132 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,159 Speaker 2: Fucking woman, y'all got push made to the forefront, Like 133 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:41,080 Speaker 2: what the fuck? Man? 134 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 4: She was wearing a turtle neck the whole time, which 135 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,600 Speaker 4: I was like, shout out to the next. I love 136 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 4: the next. 137 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:47,640 Speaker 5: But it's just like Wow. 138 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:52,719 Speaker 4: She had a weird voice, sounded like us, not me 139 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,000 Speaker 4: and you, but y us. 140 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 5: Yeah, she was very strange, and they kept. 141 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,480 Speaker 4: Calling the bitch hot and I was like, she's not hot, 142 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:03,839 Speaker 4: she's all right, she's a seven at best at best 143 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:08,159 Speaker 4: in Brooklyn, Like how dare you give all your money 144 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:11,000 Speaker 4: to this woman? They're like, oh, she's so good looking. 145 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:12,760 Speaker 4: The whole documentary, she kept saying. 146 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 5: How good she looks. 147 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:15,200 Speaker 4: And I was like, I'm googling, and I was talking 148 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,799 Speaker 4: to my friend Anthony. He was like, well, she's office hot, 149 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,560 Speaker 4: you know what I mean, like on the outside, like 150 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 4: she definitely can't compete against. 151 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,799 Speaker 2: Well her hair. Her hair looked dry. 152 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:29,080 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, she didn't even know about dry shampoo. Fuck 153 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:29,560 Speaker 5: that hole. 154 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 3: But yeah, she is. She's office she's technology office. 155 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:33,480 Speaker 4: Yes. 156 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 5: My friend just kept on He's like, yeah, I know 157 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:36,280 Speaker 5: what you're saying. 158 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,080 Speaker 4: You keep saying that she's not hot, but like by 159 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:41,440 Speaker 4: the fax machine. 160 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:45,160 Speaker 5: Not a water cooler. It's like you're doing this weekend. Yeah, exactly. 161 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:49,680 Speaker 4: So he's like, I could understand how she could infiltrate 162 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 4: this system. And I mean it's the white woman. She 163 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:58,599 Speaker 4: got a big, a thick bottom lip. Okay, Kylie lip challenge. Okay, 164 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 4: go ahead, Liz, go ahead, lerser bits. 165 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 5: But that's the thing. 166 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:09,960 Speaker 4: I was just like, man, here we are being citizens 167 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 4: of our community, just proper citizens. 168 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,119 Speaker 2: What happened to her? Did she go to jail? 169 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,120 Speaker 3: Did she like, is she just out here just being 170 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,520 Speaker 3: like having dry hair and. 171 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:22,760 Speaker 2: Not in trouble? 172 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:27,200 Speaker 4: She's like on that Billy McFarland. Shit right now, let's 173 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:32,400 Speaker 4: see she and jail can't remember. Definitely, you know they're 174 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,960 Speaker 4: gonna there's people probably suing her. 175 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:38,600 Speaker 3: Okay, look it says blood testing company boss. Elizabeth Holmes 176 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,760 Speaker 3: was the mesmerizing beauty who became the world's youngest self 177 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,920 Speaker 3: made billionaire back backed by the likes of Bill Clinton, 178 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:48,760 Speaker 3: but now faces twenty years behind bars. 179 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:49,040 Speaker 5: Yeah. 180 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:52,240 Speaker 3: First of all, mesmerizing beauty, that's wow. I'm gonna start say, 181 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 3: I'm gonna put that in my website. That's what makes 182 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,800 Speaker 3: MEAs But that's the whole documentary. 183 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:59,200 Speaker 4: They just kept saying how like charismatic and how good 184 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:02,000 Speaker 4: looking she was, and how like, oh, people were always 185 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,840 Speaker 4: on board. And I was like, that's the same shit 186 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:05,800 Speaker 4: they were saying about Billy McFarlane. And I was like, well, 187 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:08,160 Speaker 4: nobody called him, no one called him hot. But they 188 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,040 Speaker 4: were like, oh, he was just so good with people. 189 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:13,360 Speaker 4: People loved being behind him. And I was like, absolutely, 190 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,200 Speaker 4: this man doesn't even have abs. How the fuck do 191 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,560 Speaker 4: you want to be behind this guy? 192 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:19,080 Speaker 5: His name is. 193 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,280 Speaker 2: Billy Wait, Mike, Okay. 194 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:24,960 Speaker 3: So she said, with just the prick a tiny drop 195 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,200 Speaker 3: of blood, we can test for all these things. And 196 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:30,680 Speaker 3: they didn't. There's ways to verify this stuff, and they 197 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,480 Speaker 3: were just like giving this white woman money. Yep, Listen, 198 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,320 Speaker 3: when I die, I want to come back as a 199 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:39,280 Speaker 3: white lady or a white lady's dog, because the amount 200 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,880 Speaker 3: of stuff that y'all can get away with is show king. 201 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:42,880 Speaker 2: Shout out to. 202 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:44,679 Speaker 3: All the white ladies that are listening right now. I 203 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:46,600 Speaker 3: know we got somebody in New Hampshire listening. 204 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:49,400 Speaker 4: They said this, she was a dropout, a dropout from 205 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:50,559 Speaker 4: Stanford University. 206 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:54,240 Speaker 5: So look at her. She is a rebel. She she 207 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:54,920 Speaker 5: is out here. 208 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:57,560 Speaker 4: I mean, she did amazing things for the women, you know, 209 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,600 Speaker 4: because if a man could do it, so can a woman. 210 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:03,240 Speaker 4: If it was but I will say if it was 211 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:05,440 Speaker 4: a woman of color, gay woman like, they would have 212 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:08,079 Speaker 4: locked her up through the way to key beat her. 213 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:11,120 Speaker 2: They wouldn't have given her all the money that she had. 214 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:11,559 Speaker 5: That too. 215 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,800 Speaker 3: Also, so if she was the world's youngest self made 216 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:19,320 Speaker 3: how old was she? Twenty seven it says or something, Yeah. 217 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,160 Speaker 2: I don't know whatever. Her company was valued at nine 218 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,560 Speaker 2: billion dollars. 219 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:24,080 Speaker 5: Insane. 220 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,240 Speaker 2: You know, you know who don't have nine billion dollars Beyonce? 221 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:29,880 Speaker 3: Oh, I was like me, well, Sidney, we know you 222 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:33,160 Speaker 3: don't have a billion dollars, nine billion dollars. But imagine 223 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,680 Speaker 3: I'm saying, Elizabeth Holmes don't dance, she don't sing, she 224 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:38,200 Speaker 3: don't act terribly that it entertains. 225 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,560 Speaker 5: Us, Like, you know, she don't drop a leg. 226 00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:43,640 Speaker 3: It's hot, you know she can't Elizabeth Holmes twerking. Now 227 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,360 Speaker 3: I feel like it looks like a seizure. 228 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,320 Speaker 4: It looks like an epileptic fit, like somebody gets. 229 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,160 Speaker 5: A spoon a spoon. Oh. 230 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,520 Speaker 3: I did some background work a couple of years ago 231 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,559 Speaker 3: for a ooh for Who's the Big White Girl? That 232 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:02,240 Speaker 3: said she was the first plus size romantic comedy lead 233 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:05,400 Speaker 3: Rebel Wilson. So I did a back I was a 234 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,680 Speaker 3: background extra for Rebel Wilson a couple years ago, I 235 00:10:07,679 --> 00:10:09,800 Speaker 3: think for the movie, and I know for another one, 236 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:14,320 Speaker 3: and some one of the extras had a seizure while 237 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,960 Speaker 3: we were all like in holding like trying to take 238 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:20,160 Speaker 3: a nap, and he started like he like woke everybody up. 239 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,440 Speaker 3: And I was like, oh he harlem shaking. They were like, 240 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:23,720 Speaker 3: call him mad act. 241 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:27,679 Speaker 4: Watching somebody have a seizure is craze. 242 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:28,640 Speaker 5: It's not exciting. 243 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,719 Speaker 2: I mean it was a little bit exciting. It was 244 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,040 Speaker 2: a little bit exciting, idiot. 245 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:35,600 Speaker 5: It's just like wow. I was like, huh, breathe, stretch, shake, 246 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,520 Speaker 5: let it out. 247 00:10:36,559 --> 00:10:39,080 Speaker 4: I was like, listeners, if you could only see how 248 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,319 Speaker 4: fucking foolish Marie is. 249 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:41,720 Speaker 2: Alright, I'm dusting my shoes. 250 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,480 Speaker 5: This is insane again, Thank you so much. 251 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,360 Speaker 3: If I was gonna scam somebody, if I could, I would. 252 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,400 Speaker 3: I don't know what my scam would be, but like 253 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:53,040 Speaker 3: a big, a big, major scam like a made off 254 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:54,280 Speaker 3: Wolf of Wall Street thing. 255 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:56,880 Speaker 4: Let me tell you, as a waitress, I learned scamming 256 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,720 Speaker 4: is not really my steez. And it literally like I 257 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:04,400 Speaker 4: have to be myself and charismatic and somebody will then 258 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:09,360 Speaker 4: put money behind whatever. But I can't go in saying like, oh, 259 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,200 Speaker 4: I'm gonna get disguised money. 260 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:13,920 Speaker 5: That's not me. I can't do it. I've tried. 261 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:17,200 Speaker 4: It didn't work, it failed, miserably, ended up having to 262 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,000 Speaker 4: give them the money back. 263 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:20,040 Speaker 3: It's just like, listen, do you think the money back? 264 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,040 Speaker 3: Didn't you steal somebody's cocaine at work once? 265 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:22,680 Speaker 5: I did? 266 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 2: Okay, I still do that. I mean, you know, you 267 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:28,200 Speaker 2: win some, Yeah, I lose some, you know. 268 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,880 Speaker 4: But it's just like to be that type of person 269 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:35,520 Speaker 4: and you're like, oh, I want to I want to 270 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,000 Speaker 4: get these people's money, and I know that I'm gonna 271 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:41,199 Speaker 4: give a product that can absolutely not do anything that. 272 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:44,080 Speaker 5: It's supposed to do. How demented are you? 273 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:48,079 Speaker 3: Nah, that's genius, genius. I'm lying, I'm selling something that 274 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:51,480 Speaker 3: I'm selling. This is the Emperor's New Clothes twenty nineteen. 275 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,760 Speaker 3: This is modern day that like, do you remember the 276 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,920 Speaker 3: story of the person clothes For those of y'all who 277 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:59,760 Speaker 3: don't let me paraphrase, because I feel like I don't 278 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,319 Speaker 3: really remember. 279 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,560 Speaker 5: Uh, there was an. 280 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:06,400 Speaker 3: Emperor and uh he something somebody they were He got 281 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:10,200 Speaker 3: a suit made but it was nothing, and he walked 282 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,560 Speaker 3: around butt naked that he paid for the suit. 283 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,959 Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't really know the story. I 284 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:14,600 Speaker 5: don't know. 285 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:20,880 Speaker 4: I'm thinking maybe I'm thinking the Emperor's New Groove, the 286 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:21,880 Speaker 4: Emperor's New groove? 287 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:22,319 Speaker 1: Uh? 288 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,240 Speaker 5: Uh was? 289 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:24,440 Speaker 1: Uh? 290 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:25,679 Speaker 2: Who's the black lady from? 291 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,240 Speaker 5: Uh earth a Kid? 292 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:29,640 Speaker 4: Yeah? 293 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:32,440 Speaker 3: Freaking earth a Kid is a rock star dude, Like 294 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:36,559 Speaker 3: I watch her old interviews and she's such a county 295 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:40,760 Speaker 3: little badass, like I love it. They'll be like how 296 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,480 Speaker 3: often will you wait for a man? How long will 297 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,200 Speaker 3: you wait for a man? And she's like wait for 298 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:44,760 Speaker 3: a man? 299 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,760 Speaker 4: You're just laughing, like what, I can't believe you asked 300 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,120 Speaker 4: me some dumb ass question. 301 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:54,880 Speaker 2: Like right, and she came her face. She's so expressive. 302 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:58,840 Speaker 3: She probably really mean to acting in real life. She's 303 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,800 Speaker 3: like the lady in Emperor's New What she did? 304 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,120 Speaker 5: Friend? She died? 305 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:02,920 Speaker 2: What did she die? 306 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:03,200 Speaker 4: Yes? 307 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:03,640 Speaker 5: She died? 308 00:13:04,559 --> 00:13:05,480 Speaker 2: When did she die? 309 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:10,600 Speaker 4: She's recently like this year I think last year, well, 310 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:11,840 Speaker 4: who sings the. 311 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:16,440 Speaker 2: Song add les oh and James. She's still alive. 312 00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:22,079 Speaker 5: Oh wow, Wow, was like. 313 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:25,280 Speaker 3: A cool eleven years ago felt like it was yesterday. 314 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:27,120 Speaker 3: Rest in peace, Earth the Kid. 315 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,680 Speaker 4: I mean, everybody's just been going to the past two years, 316 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,400 Speaker 4: so I just assumed that she went out. 317 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:35,559 Speaker 3: Betty White is still alive though, Oh Betty, Betty White 318 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,240 Speaker 3: is ninety seven years old. 319 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,679 Speaker 5: I want to know her diet. What the fuck are 320 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:40,040 Speaker 5: you doing? 321 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:40,360 Speaker 1: Betty? 322 00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:42,920 Speaker 4: You going strong too, and you don't look like you 323 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:47,040 Speaker 4: going anytime soon. She looks great, fantastic, But anytime she 324 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,160 Speaker 4: trends on Twitter. 325 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:50,960 Speaker 3: People be like and it's just like Betty White is 326 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:56,880 Speaker 3: on the masked singer like Betty would never she wouldn't. 327 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,120 Speaker 3: I don't want to live to be that old. I 328 00:13:59,120 --> 00:13:59,560 Speaker 3: don't think. 329 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:05,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, she was born in nineteen twenty two. 330 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:08,920 Speaker 4: My mom has an aunt who is one hundred and seven, 331 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:10,360 Speaker 4: one hundred and six. 332 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,800 Speaker 5: Now she lives in Brooklyn. 333 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,800 Speaker 2: Nope, she was born in Haiti. 334 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,680 Speaker 4: She spent like thirty or forty years of her life 335 00:14:17,679 --> 00:14:19,920 Speaker 4: in Haiti and then came to the United States and 336 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,560 Speaker 4: now she's one hundred and seven. 337 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,320 Speaker 5: She got out, she got a Haiti and now she's 338 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:25,000 Speaker 5: eleven long. 339 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:28,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm saying it's impressive that she's that old 340 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:31,480 Speaker 3: because most of her life she wasn't Haiti and she's 341 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,440 Speaker 3: here now. She's been here since like the seventies or 342 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:36,200 Speaker 3: the eighties, and she was taken the subway up until 343 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,200 Speaker 3: a couple of years ago. 344 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,480 Speaker 2: Fuck as a ninety nine year. 345 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,480 Speaker 4: Old, I do now want to be a senior citizen 346 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,480 Speaker 4: in New York City. 347 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:46,880 Speaker 5: I'm all set. Nobody had no fucking respect, how daring 348 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:47,480 Speaker 5: I was here. 349 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,880 Speaker 3: You're one hundred and eight and you standing on the 350 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,160 Speaker 3: train and no one's giving you a seat, and a 351 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,560 Speaker 3: showtime person performing on the train might kick you in 352 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:55,360 Speaker 3: the shin. 353 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,440 Speaker 2: And now I gotta get a new shin. 354 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:01,120 Speaker 4: That's surprising that more senior citizen aren't killing They should. 355 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,040 Speaker 4: They should get out there and get onto like the 356 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,680 Speaker 4: mass shooter tip a. I mean, I know there is 357 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,880 Speaker 4: a lot to like pick up a gun and then 358 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,840 Speaker 4: have to like shoot it like it's exhausting and aim 359 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:11,600 Speaker 4: and yeah, but you can. 360 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,760 Speaker 2: Get like a little tiny like a cute pistol, like. 361 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,720 Speaker 4: A go In order to do a mass shooting, you 362 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,000 Speaker 4: gotta you gotta get an ak forty seven. 363 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,840 Speaker 3: So, but old people, you know, the recoil when you shoot, 364 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:22,800 Speaker 3: it's your shoulders. 365 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:23,560 Speaker 2: They might just's okay. 366 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,400 Speaker 4: The arms, Yeah, they're gonna they might have to do 367 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:29,720 Speaker 4: it in like a group, a group senior citizenship. If 368 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,800 Speaker 4: a senior citizen is gonna do a shooting, it's gonna 369 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,600 Speaker 4: be a cannon. It's gonna be an old ass cannon 370 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:38,480 Speaker 4: from the Revolutionary War. Old. 371 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, but how he was like sixty or seventy, How. 372 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:41,800 Speaker 5: Old is he? 373 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:45,480 Speaker 2: He wasn't that old? The Las Vegas shooter. 374 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,200 Speaker 4: That's what I'm talking about, though, I don't want you 375 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,120 Speaker 4: to be Betty White Old shooting up the club. 376 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,040 Speaker 3: Listen, if you Betty White Old and you pull a 377 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,720 Speaker 3: gun out, people are gonna be like, Nana, you want 378 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:55,240 Speaker 3: me to help you. 379 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:59,720 Speaker 4: Carried out across this Like That's what I'm talking about. 380 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:03,320 Speaker 4: That's what that's the scariest part about getting older. It's 381 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:06,000 Speaker 4: like people don't take you seriously. 382 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:07,360 Speaker 5: Yeah, they don't take you. 383 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,600 Speaker 2: Seriously with the gun. Nah, they don't think I gotta 384 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:10,360 Speaker 2: shoot or killing. 385 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,480 Speaker 4: Everybody's also never been a black female mass shooter. 386 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,520 Speaker 2: Were not out here doing that, so you know, we could. 387 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,400 Speaker 5: Be you know, we're too busy showing up to our 388 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:19,520 Speaker 5: nigga's job, like. 389 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,040 Speaker 2: You with Susan. 390 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,160 Speaker 5: Fuck that bitch. It's just like you could have just 391 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:23,800 Speaker 5: I feel them. 392 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,080 Speaker 3: But I'm not going to a guy's job to ask 393 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:29,200 Speaker 3: if he's cheating on me. I'm just gonna talk about 394 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,280 Speaker 3: him on my instant stories. That's a probably, and maybe 395 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:32,760 Speaker 3: I'll talk. 396 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:33,760 Speaker 5: Maybe I'll tag him. 397 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:34,600 Speaker 2: Huh, we're all. 398 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,400 Speaker 5: Talking, We're all talk. We gotta get some sis. 399 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,480 Speaker 3: I watched the first couple of seasons of Orange is 400 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,840 Speaker 3: the New Black. I don't want to go to jail. 401 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,920 Speaker 3: I feel like if I go to jail, my edge 402 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,480 Speaker 3: is gonna not ever grow back. And I feel like 403 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:49,600 Speaker 3: like my life can go two different ways, right, I 404 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,200 Speaker 3: mean all of our lives can go two different ways. 405 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,840 Speaker 3: But I feel like I'm on the right path. You know, 406 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,720 Speaker 3: my unemployed path right now was taking me somewhere, but 407 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,400 Speaker 3: me going to jail is not that's that's not helping me. 408 00:16:59,240 --> 00:16:59,480 Speaker 5: Right. 409 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,640 Speaker 2: I can't go to jail. 410 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,800 Speaker 3: The food is terrible. I would rather go to fire 411 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:08,560 Speaker 3: festival and eat that food. Then I feel like in 412 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,119 Speaker 3: jail you get like that gross peanut butter and this 413 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:11,600 Speaker 3: that's it. 414 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,000 Speaker 5: It's just bread. And peanut butter, or it's. 415 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:19,800 Speaker 4: Like maloney, government cheese, whole grain bread. They got another 416 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:26,679 Speaker 4: like doc you ish show on Netflix about women in 417 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,439 Speaker 4: jail and whatnot, and it's just like, I don't know, 418 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:33,600 Speaker 4: I just they need to stop glorifying these situations. 419 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:33,720 Speaker 5: Being in jail. 420 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,720 Speaker 2: It's not it's not glorified. It looks awful. 421 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:41,000 Speaker 4: It's like me and all these WNBA players in orange jumpsuits. 422 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,240 Speaker 3: I'm not doing this. I'm not going to jail. I 423 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,960 Speaker 3: don't think anything about jail looks fun or appealing. 424 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,080 Speaker 5: I'm not going. 425 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,679 Speaker 4: Well, they make all these storylines where you're just like 426 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,520 Speaker 4: there's moments where you're like, oh, this is this is funny. 427 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,800 Speaker 4: Like the there was a girl talking through the toilet 428 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,320 Speaker 4: to her girlfriend. 429 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,400 Speaker 5: Her girl. I was like, we gotta get out of here. 430 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:00,640 Speaker 5: You got to go. 431 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:05,000 Speaker 4: I said, shut it down, shut it burned the whole building. 432 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,520 Speaker 3: What now you believe in prison reform? Because she was 433 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,840 Speaker 3: talking through the toilet to her girl. Talking through a toilet, 434 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,960 Speaker 3: How does that work? They put a tube in it, 435 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,600 Speaker 3: they put a string on two cups and they talk 436 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:16,560 Speaker 3: like that, And I'm. 437 00:18:16,359 --> 00:18:18,879 Speaker 4: Like, what time is it that this is what you're doing? 438 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,320 Speaker 4: And it's just like everybody. 439 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:21,600 Speaker 5: Can hear you. 440 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,000 Speaker 4: I mean, you're screaming through the toilet, you might as 441 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,920 Speaker 4: well just wait until you see her. Since you're saying 442 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:29,159 Speaker 4: everyone can see you. They also pee and poop in full. 443 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,640 Speaker 5: Sight of everybody. 444 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,600 Speaker 2: They shower together. 445 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,320 Speaker 3: They see each other's stretch marks and saggy titties and 446 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:37,840 Speaker 3: small areolas, like that's what prison is. And you're like, 447 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,560 Speaker 3: you think they should be embarrassed that they talking on 448 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:41,320 Speaker 3: the toilet. 449 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,080 Speaker 2: They should be right. 450 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:47,680 Speaker 4: They take full diarrheas on the toilet, imagine. 451 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,560 Speaker 3: Right, And you know the toilet paper is like trace 452 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:55,920 Speaker 3: and paper. It's like a loose leaf college rule. Cut 453 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,000 Speaker 3: your whole butthole up. 454 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,360 Speaker 4: You know. Y's tragic, It's I mean, I just don't 455 00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:01,560 Speaker 4: want to see these shows. 456 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,760 Speaker 5: I Fox with you. 457 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,200 Speaker 2: You don't want to see them, but you watch this. 458 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:04,960 Speaker 5: I don't. 459 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:08,360 Speaker 4: I love documentaries, but I'm also like, okay, like we're 460 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,120 Speaker 4: getting out of hand. 461 00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:10,080 Speaker 5: It's getting out of hand. 462 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,919 Speaker 3: No, have you seen any of the food documentaries like 463 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,600 Speaker 3: Rotten or any of that stuff. 464 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,119 Speaker 4: I see what you're all trying to do, trying to 465 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:20,959 Speaker 4: get me to stop eating me or eat healthy, and 466 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,560 Speaker 4: it's like, no, I. 467 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:25,800 Speaker 5: Don't care how many cows you slaughter. I want, because 468 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:29,040 Speaker 5: that's what the fuck they show. They show you. 469 00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:31,719 Speaker 4: Everything, and it's just like you are the devil. Actually, 470 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:34,000 Speaker 4: you're the devil showing me this. I know you're trying 471 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,520 Speaker 4: to like enlighten me, but this is gross. They are 472 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:43,159 Speaker 4: the bad people. You're filming cows getting killed, you're getting 473 00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:46,080 Speaker 4: seeing I'm seeing a pig getting chopped in half. 474 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:49,560 Speaker 5: And I'm the bad person for eating pork chops. No, 475 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,520 Speaker 5: fuck you for filming it. 476 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:54,360 Speaker 3: I haven't had pork chops in a moment. But I'm 477 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,040 Speaker 3: trying to eat less processed foods. I'm trying to take 478 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,280 Speaker 3: better care of myself. The food that we eat here 479 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,040 Speaker 3: is not good for anytime you leave the country and 480 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:06,280 Speaker 3: eat something that you think you've had here before, it 481 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:09,840 Speaker 3: tastes different because the ingredients they let them put so 482 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,720 Speaker 3: much crap in the food that we eat here that 483 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,719 Speaker 3: is like poisonous everywhere else in the world. So, I mean, 484 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,920 Speaker 3: that's why Americans are fat. Shout out to me being 485 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:17,639 Speaker 3: skinny though. 486 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:21,280 Speaker 5: Very frail, and I eat all the garbage. 487 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,560 Speaker 3: You do, be eating trash. You've shakeshack once a week 488 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:27,800 Speaker 3: at least. Can we talk about Chickshak, Oh, what happened 489 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:28,000 Speaker 3: to me? 490 00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:29,800 Speaker 2: How you found hair in your food? 491 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:33,719 Speaker 4: A long ass strand, A long ass strand from not 492 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:34,919 Speaker 4: a black person. 493 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,200 Speaker 5: It might have been a weave. 494 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,760 Speaker 4: Now it was not a weave. It was definitely it 495 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,080 Speaker 4: was what color was it? It was not like a 496 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,000 Speaker 4: wig blonde. 497 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,080 Speaker 5: It was like, oh, maybe it was human hair. It 498 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:45,800 Speaker 5: was it was human hair. 499 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,960 Speaker 3: You know what the Shakeshak is across from the Barclay Center. 500 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,640 Speaker 3: It might have been a Beyonce human hair twenty thousand ways. 501 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:55,920 Speaker 4: It was all up and through the fucking sandwich was like. 502 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,720 Speaker 2: Did you take a bite and it was in your mouth? 503 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:03,879 Speaker 4: Absolutely, a long strandwich chicken. 504 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,399 Speaker 5: Ah, yeah, I usually go for the chicken sandwiches there also. 505 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,200 Speaker 4: It was so upsetting and I had I was almost 506 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:15,399 Speaker 4: finished with the sandwich. I was like halfway done. It 507 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,560 Speaker 4: was on the other side of and then I bit 508 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:18,600 Speaker 4: and then it was at. 509 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,640 Speaker 2: That little piece that you're like excited to not that. 510 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,320 Speaker 5: No, it wasn't that. 511 00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:26,120 Speaker 4: It was like halfway and then I pulled and it's 512 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,960 Speaker 4: just going and going, and then I pull it out 513 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,879 Speaker 4: and I'm like, did you go? I split everything out 514 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,840 Speaker 4: and then I. 515 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:35,920 Speaker 5: Was like and then you had to bring the hair. 516 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:39,480 Speaker 5: It's like if I go, well, this is weird. 517 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,280 Speaker 4: I was like what, I almost finished it, So they're 518 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,080 Speaker 4: gonna be like, bitch, you just finding hair like you 519 00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:46,440 Speaker 4: should have found it in the beginning. 520 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,120 Speaker 5: I was more like, they're not gonna believe me. Oh girl, 521 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,000 Speaker 5: you do so then I would the. 522 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:56,959 Speaker 4: Guy sees me, he sees my face because I'm distraught, astonished. 523 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,920 Speaker 2: Because you got you got up and went to talk 524 00:21:58,960 --> 00:21:59,159 Speaker 2: to them. 525 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,640 Speaker 5: I was about so, said guy. 526 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,720 Speaker 4: I got up and I was like about to go 527 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,360 Speaker 4: to the register. And then the guy comes. 528 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,960 Speaker 5: He's like, is everything all right? I was like, no, 529 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:06,359 Speaker 5: it's not. 530 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,159 Speaker 4: And then I'll show him the hair and he's like 531 00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:12,280 Speaker 4: oh he said oh he said, oh that's Kesius. 532 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,359 Speaker 2: He was like no, he said she just got her 533 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:14,760 Speaker 2: new wig. 534 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:15,960 Speaker 5: For no. 535 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,119 Speaker 3: He was like, that's Keisha's went and wavy. He's like, 536 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:21,399 Speaker 3: that's a six thirteen blunt. 537 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,800 Speaker 4: He was like oh, like oh man, this looks bad. 538 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,760 Speaker 4: And then he was like hold on one second. He 539 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,600 Speaker 4: gets the manager. Your manager comes over. He's like, oh 540 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,320 Speaker 4: my god, I'm so sorry. Can I get you something else? 541 00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:33,000 Speaker 5: And I was like no, I don't want more of 542 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:33,800 Speaker 5: your hairy food. 543 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,919 Speaker 4: And then he gives me two coupons for he liked 544 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,520 Speaker 4: two free burgers, but two burgers? 545 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,000 Speaker 5: What happened? 546 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,840 Speaker 2: You threw the the coupons away? Where are they? 547 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,639 Speaker 3: Because Andrew and I can go get some chick chick. 548 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,919 Speaker 3: You have to do this because I'm not gonna get 549 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,640 Speaker 3: the chicken. I'm gonna get obviously the bee. Oh my, 550 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:50,760 Speaker 3: I'm gonna do to beef. 551 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,040 Speaker 2: Which you got the coupons on your Where are the coupons? 552 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:53,680 Speaker 4: Look? 553 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:57,800 Speaker 5: Yes, please look because you know it might be in 554 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:58,399 Speaker 5: my purse. 555 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,199 Speaker 4: But yeah, it was bad, and it just made me 556 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,200 Speaker 4: think about like, wow, we. 557 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,879 Speaker 5: The ship that we put in our mouths now Sydney, 558 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,960 Speaker 5: the stuff that you put in your mouth. You want 559 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:10,520 Speaker 5: a dumb dumb? 560 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,520 Speaker 2: Are you calling me a dumb dumb? We want the coupons? 561 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:14,840 Speaker 5: Yes, I do want a dumb dumb. 562 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,040 Speaker 2: This is lemon? 563 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,680 Speaker 5: It wasn't I remember it being in my pocket? 564 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,520 Speaker 2: Is that the craziest thing you've ever found in your 565 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,920 Speaker 2: food is a hair? 566 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,639 Speaker 5: Yeah? Pretty much? Nothing else, nothing else is crazier than that. 567 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,480 Speaker 3: Andrew, let me, Andrew, let me tell you what tall tail? Okay, 568 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:34,360 Speaker 3: I was I had a job. Oh, I was temping 569 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,680 Speaker 3: at IMG Models where you know, I stole things every 570 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:41,080 Speaker 3: day every day. I was there for two weeks right 571 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:44,000 Speaker 3: before fashion week, and Sydney just pulled a bisc off 572 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Speaker 3: out her purse, but not the coupons too. 573 00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:47,720 Speaker 5: God is good, got it? Well? 574 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,640 Speaker 3: God also put that hair on yo Burger because he's 575 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,040 Speaker 3: trying to get you to eat healthier. 576 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:52,880 Speaker 5: My God always provides. 577 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,879 Speaker 3: And so I was it IMG models for two weeks 578 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,200 Speaker 3: right before fashion week and I went to get lunch. 579 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,600 Speaker 3: I got a sandwich and I was sitting on the 580 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:06,439 Speaker 3: roof of my office and I had stolen somebody's juice 581 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,960 Speaker 3: from the fridge because I was like. 582 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,200 Speaker 5: I'm not paying for juice and a sandwich. 583 00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:12,320 Speaker 3: So this is probably why I found what I found. 584 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:16,359 Speaker 3: And I'm eating, I'm like, hmmm, so the best sandwich. 585 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,000 Speaker 3: I have a head and I'm like, let me FaceTime 586 00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:20,040 Speaker 3: my friend. So I'm like, I called a friend. The 587 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:23,400 Speaker 3: phone's ringing, and I took another bite and I was like, oh, 588 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,440 Speaker 3: this is my new lunch spot. 589 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,679 Speaker 2: This is amazing. Oh it was me okay, so and 590 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,320 Speaker 2: then and I too, and then I went to take 591 00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:31,119 Speaker 2: a third bite. 592 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:32,680 Speaker 5: Yeah, I could take. 593 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,320 Speaker 3: A third bite and I and I guess Sydney just 594 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,000 Speaker 3: picked up and I looked down and right where my 595 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:41,640 Speaker 3: teethmarks ended, there was a roach in my sandwich. 596 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,240 Speaker 2: And I was like, girl, I gotta call you back. 597 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,439 Speaker 3: And I hung up on Sydney and I wanted to 598 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,000 Speaker 3: throw the sandwich off the roof. 599 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:48,640 Speaker 5: There was a. 600 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:54,800 Speaker 4: Roach in my sandwichic right, it was like a chicken 601 00:24:54,880 --> 00:25:00,639 Speaker 4: sandwich with like a lettuce and tomato, and he the 602 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,560 Speaker 4: roach was laying on the tomato with like the lettuce 603 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,919 Speaker 4: as like a like a duvet around his nasty roach body. 604 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:11,480 Speaker 4: And I went back to the store and I was like, 605 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,239 Speaker 4: there's a roach in my sandwich. And the dude at 606 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,359 Speaker 4: the register was like, did you get that sandwich from here? 607 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,399 Speaker 4: And I was like, why would I bring another places 608 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,080 Speaker 4: roach into this establishment? And he was like, okay, my 609 00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:23,080 Speaker 4: bad about that. Do you want us to make you 610 00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:26,919 Speaker 4: another sandwich? And I was like, give me my money back, yeah, 611 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,840 Speaker 4: And they gave me my money and it was like 612 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,280 Speaker 4: six dollars and my mom I would telling her the 613 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,000 Speaker 4: story later and she was like, you're dumb. She was like, 614 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,479 Speaker 4: you should have said I'm not leaving until you give 615 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,840 Speaker 4: me all the money in the register. 616 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,280 Speaker 5: I was like, you wanted me to rob them. Yeah, bitch, 617 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,800 Speaker 5: they had a roach in your sandwich. 618 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:42,960 Speaker 2: Wanted me to set it off. 619 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:47,119 Speaker 4: I mean, how much if you find a rug a 620 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,200 Speaker 4: bug in a fucking sandwich? 621 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,520 Speaker 5: Like I remember, I was at my bar and there 622 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,760 Speaker 5: was a little frog. A little frog was on the bar, 623 00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:57,399 Speaker 5: a little time a frog. 624 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,800 Speaker 4: But it's just like, that's disgusting. Oh my god, so 625 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,919 Speaker 4: tiny frog. I saw a video on Twitter yesterday of 626 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,199 Speaker 4: a little boy on a slide and the there was 627 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,880 Speaker 4: a frog on his like elbow, and he's crying because 628 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,919 Speaker 4: he's scared, and the mom is shooting the video and 629 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:15,000 Speaker 4: she's laughing at him, and he's like he's screaming, and 630 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,560 Speaker 4: the mom like goes to nudge the frog and he 631 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,000 Speaker 4: jumps up and lands on the boy's face. 632 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,480 Speaker 5: Oh my god, right. 633 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,200 Speaker 2: On his lips. 634 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,880 Speaker 3: And the kid was screaming and the mom was laughing 635 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,200 Speaker 3: the entire time. 636 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,200 Speaker 2: That's me as a kid, that's me as a mother. 637 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:33,720 Speaker 3: Just ah, the frog almost jumped in this kid's mouth, 638 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,080 Speaker 3: that's how close he. 639 00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:38,600 Speaker 4: Was to his Like he was like, ah, that's a nightmare. 640 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:42,119 Speaker 4: I added to the instant stories. It was really funny, 641 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,520 Speaker 4: But a frog is like slimy and nasty. 642 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,240 Speaker 3: But a frog on the bar is not a roach 643 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,439 Speaker 3: in a sandwich, because you know, if you see one 644 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,240 Speaker 3: roach is at least twenty three other roaches. 645 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,080 Speaker 4: Right. They work in us, that right. The roach that 646 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,480 Speaker 4: I found, the roach that I found was working the 647 00:26:59,480 --> 00:26:59,960 Speaker 4: swing shift. 648 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:03,040 Speaker 6: Yo. 649 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,720 Speaker 5: But it's just like we live in New York City. 650 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,840 Speaker 5: Do you really trust these places? 651 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,600 Speaker 4: Because I know that I've worked at places, and I'm like, yeah, 652 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,840 Speaker 4: we got a A, but I see the nigga in the back. 653 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:13,600 Speaker 2: I know what he do. 654 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:14,320 Speaker 1: Like. 655 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,960 Speaker 5: His name is Earl. Earl. Earl. 656 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,880 Speaker 4: You're gonna get some sweat and whatever you've eaten from 657 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:22,920 Speaker 4: Earl because Earl. 658 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:23,760 Speaker 2: Is big, right. 659 00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:28,640 Speaker 4: And and and my my source for the health department 660 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,520 Speaker 4: told me that you can have an A and still 661 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,639 Speaker 4: have a dirty ass, like you can. And A doesn't 662 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,760 Speaker 4: mean that everything is perfect, And A means enough of 663 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,880 Speaker 4: it is good, that it's like this, it'll do well. 664 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:45,960 Speaker 4: But there's reds. I'm an A this will do enough 665 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,760 Speaker 4: of me on the outside looks good. They're like, you 666 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,240 Speaker 4: know what, I'm dirty as fuck. I mean, you are 667 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:51,800 Speaker 4: missing it too. 668 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,840 Speaker 5: Why are we friends? I'm trying to figure out why 669 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,800 Speaker 5: am I here with you? 670 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,720 Speaker 2: What what you know. 671 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,960 Speaker 3: Why we're friends because we're both vain and our laughs 672 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:12,800 Speaker 3: echo each other's laughs, and we don't want well I 673 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,120 Speaker 3: didn't want to have I mean, actually, I'm not gonna 674 00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:17,000 Speaker 3: say what I'm gonna say. What are you gonna say 675 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,880 Speaker 3: say saying we didn't want to have white best friends? 676 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,760 Speaker 5: But you have those? Yes? 677 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,639 Speaker 4: I do, Yeah, I honestly do. And Marie is like 678 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:31,040 Speaker 4: kind of the first. She's not my first first black friend, 679 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:37,400 Speaker 4: not as an adult, as an adult possibly definitely from No, 680 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,840 Speaker 4: it's not, it's just I was talking about this. I 681 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,800 Speaker 4: did this thing for MTV news. It's going to be 682 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:45,440 Speaker 4: for Pride month. Yes, wait, talk about me for Pride 683 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,440 Speaker 4: on MTV. You talked about me for Pride on MTV. 684 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:49,800 Speaker 5: Kay. 685 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:53,640 Speaker 2: Oh, the lollipops touched the mic gross, don't. 686 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,480 Speaker 5: You dare what? 687 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:55,560 Speaker 2: Finish the lot? 688 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:56,520 Speaker 5: Finish it? 689 00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:01,400 Speaker 2: I'm a I'm a I'm wow. You I put this 690 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,160 Speaker 2: in my mouth. 691 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:06,200 Speaker 3: It touched the microphone that has who knows what on it, 692 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,160 Speaker 3: and you want to put it in your mouth. 693 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,560 Speaker 2: So the hair was probably your hand. 694 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,280 Speaker 3: Now, the hair in the sandwich was yours, and you 695 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,800 Speaker 3: was like, I want to get these coupons. 696 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,920 Speaker 5: Well, I'm Marie, I know you're not doing much, so 697 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,200 Speaker 5: oh well. 698 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:20,600 Speaker 4: You know this is I'm not out here doing to 699 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,520 Speaker 4: too much, oh too too much. 700 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:23,280 Speaker 2: I'm not doing. 701 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:26,080 Speaker 5: Too too much. Do you have a question? 702 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,720 Speaker 2: Do you have something you want to ask me for? 703 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,320 Speaker 5: Yeah, Marie doesn't. 704 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,760 Speaker 4: Marie used to tell me a lot last year, and 705 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,960 Speaker 4: then this year it's just been like whatever. 706 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,520 Speaker 3: I don't know what you what is a lot? What 707 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,200 Speaker 3: was I telling you last year that you want me 708 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,440 Speaker 3: to tell you this year? Because I'm not somebody who 709 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:46,880 Speaker 3: talks about the sex that I have with anybody, except 710 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,760 Speaker 3: for like maybe Andre, because he messy and if I 711 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,320 Speaker 3: tell him something, he's just gonna be like, that's it. 712 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,000 Speaker 5: That's what happened. 713 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,560 Speaker 2: A little poop came out, that's it. 714 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:55,400 Speaker 5: Is that what happened. 715 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:59,760 Speaker 3: No, I've never pooped in a bed, Sydney. I pooped 716 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:00,680 Speaker 3: in a once. 717 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:04,400 Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like, when you're after your LA 718 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,200 Speaker 4: trip last year, you're very like you about that black 719 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,000 Speaker 4: dude that I had sex with, very open and chatty 720 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,520 Speaker 4: and like the patreons were lit. And now it's like, well, 721 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,040 Speaker 4: what is Marie doing? I don't know. 722 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,040 Speaker 2: I'm not really doing anything. When I was on that show, 723 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:17,480 Speaker 2: for vice. 724 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:21,280 Speaker 3: I had not slept with anybody for like three months 725 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,920 Speaker 3: because I was busy, and I was like, I'm better 726 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,160 Speaker 3: than all of the dick that is available to me. 727 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,160 Speaker 3: And now I'm unemployed and I'm like, go for some 728 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,280 Speaker 3: of his dick. And that's where I'm at. I. 729 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,480 Speaker 5: Uh, so we're doing the upstairs downstairs again. 730 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,480 Speaker 2: No, but that door is not closed. 731 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:45,120 Speaker 5: Friend. The sex is good there, so that so is 732 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,240 Speaker 5: there a new potential? 733 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:53,560 Speaker 2: I mean hopefully. I just I feel like I. 734 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:51,959 Speaker 5: I don't know. 735 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,600 Speaker 3: I feel like I wasn't on hinge for like a 736 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,520 Speaker 3: cool six months and I just got back on it 737 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,000 Speaker 3: two weeks ago, and I'm talking to people, but like, 738 00:30:59,040 --> 00:30:59,520 Speaker 3: I'm bored. 739 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,680 Speaker 2: I don't want my type of. 740 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,640 Speaker 3: The type of person I'm attracted to is not a 741 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,840 Speaker 3: nigga that's gonna text me. It's a person that's gonna 742 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,000 Speaker 3: pull up to me and be like, hey, I saw 743 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,480 Speaker 3: you from across the street. You look you look? 744 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,080 Speaker 5: Uh what was a Marie? 745 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,040 Speaker 2: You're confusing as fuck? 746 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,720 Speaker 4: Oh my god, I would hate to like you because 747 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,720 Speaker 4: you're like, I don't want you to text me. 748 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,520 Speaker 2: No, I don't. This is this is what I'm saying. 749 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,080 Speaker 3: This is why I have a hard time with apps 750 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,800 Speaker 3: because I to me, I feel like anybody who uses. 751 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,440 Speaker 4: An app is a loser. Wow, I'm on an app, 752 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:33,040 Speaker 4: but I feel like I feel like you're a loser. 753 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:34,440 Speaker 3: I want you to come up to me on the 754 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,720 Speaker 3: street and be like, listen, I saw your mesmerizing beauty 755 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:37,840 Speaker 3: from across the bitch. 756 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,080 Speaker 5: Do you see your face on the train? You don't 757 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:40,920 Speaker 5: want to be bothered? 758 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,560 Speaker 3: And yet people talk to me and ask me for 759 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,400 Speaker 3: money on the train every day, right, so some people 760 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,640 Speaker 3: have no shame. People be excuse me is a train 761 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,760 Speaker 3: or local train and I'm like, do you see my facts? 762 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,960 Speaker 2: And they're like yeah, is this going uptown? 763 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,280 Speaker 3: Or like people still speak to me, but not people 764 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,200 Speaker 3: that like men are not approaching me. 765 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,920 Speaker 4: Like he shut out to all the men who used 766 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,360 Speaker 4: to have crushes on Marie and she shut them down. 767 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,120 Speaker 5: They still got them crushes. 768 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,360 Speaker 2: I just shut them down. 769 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:08,000 Speaker 4: No, they're scared. They're in a corner talking to themselves, and. 770 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,600 Speaker 3: That if you're scared it in a corner and you're 771 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,560 Speaker 3: a man, you not my type. I need you to 772 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,120 Speaker 3: be like real bold. I need you to be real comfortable, 773 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,440 Speaker 3: but I need you to also be attractive don't. 774 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,840 Speaker 5: Be you really need the killer pretty much. 775 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:23,680 Speaker 3: No, what most killers are like socially awkward, They like 776 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,840 Speaker 3: they got rejected. 777 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:30,600 Speaker 4: In high school. Blah blah blah. Ted Bundy's ugly. This 778 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:34,400 Speaker 4: is the other thing. I feel like people not but that. 779 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,600 Speaker 4: But zac Efron doesn't look like what Ted Bundy looked like. 780 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,400 Speaker 3: And that's the same thing that you were them for that. 781 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,240 Speaker 3: But that's the same thing you were saying about this 782 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:46,920 Speaker 3: Elizabeth Holmes thing, because anytime you read about Ted Bundy 783 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,760 Speaker 3: or you watch the documentary, they're like, he was such 784 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,240 Speaker 3: a charming, handsome man, you know, and it was like 785 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,560 Speaker 3: he was ugly, he was a brunette, shut up, and 786 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:54,640 Speaker 3: he had a swoop bang. 787 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,040 Speaker 5: Yeah, the fuck out of here. 788 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:59,160 Speaker 4: He had a Jonathan Taylor Thomas parted haircut. I was 789 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,040 Speaker 4: dragged had Bundy, and anybody who thought that he was 790 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,080 Speaker 4: hot to begin with, I'm saying, what the fuck is 791 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,480 Speaker 4: do you not have eyes? 792 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:05,840 Speaker 1: Right? 793 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,840 Speaker 3: And now they're like, well, zac Efron is playing him, 794 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:08,920 Speaker 3: so he's hot, and it's like, but. 795 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,040 Speaker 2: He don't actually look like Ted Bundy. 796 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, the whites of dec Aphron's eyes are way too 797 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,440 Speaker 4: white for Ted Bundy. And that's how you know, they 798 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,800 Speaker 4: didn't cast this, but the way that they talk about 799 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:24,320 Speaker 4: white killers and white people who commit crimes, they described 800 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:25,000 Speaker 4: them differently. 801 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:29,320 Speaker 2: Oh, charming, mess rising handsome. Ted Bundy was not hot. 802 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,640 Speaker 4: Ted Bundy was and he had and he had a 803 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:36,680 Speaker 4: cave man like forehead, his forehead like his eyes were 804 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,640 Speaker 4: recessed and they were pushed back, and was like he 805 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,760 Speaker 4: had a hooded brow like. 806 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,960 Speaker 5: Don't be so thirsty, y'all. Don't even know what the 807 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000 Speaker 5: fuck would look good. 808 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,360 Speaker 2: That's why that's why I'm out here the way I'm. 809 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,440 Speaker 5: Out here, That's why I'm out here with no man, 810 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,600 Speaker 5: what nigga. 811 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,080 Speaker 2: That's why I ain't got no house because I don't 812 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,720 Speaker 2: want a boyfriend. I just want some hoes. Andrew, you 813 00:33:56,760 --> 00:34:02,680 Speaker 2: think Ted Bundy was attractive choice, It wouldn't be. 814 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,320 Speaker 5: A first choice. 815 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,800 Speaker 3: But like last call, you don't have nobody to go 816 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:10,239 Speaker 3: home with Ted Bundy. Yeah, mhm, Andrew, I mean, I 817 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:11,239 Speaker 3: see what your typos is. 818 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,400 Speaker 5: The eyebrows are absolutely psychotic. 819 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:20,200 Speaker 3: The hooded, the forehead like. And also he was relevant 820 00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:22,040 Speaker 3: in like the seventies. It was a different level of 821 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,480 Speaker 3: attractiveness for white people in the seventies. Okay, let's talk 822 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,520 Speaker 3: about it though, it was like hippie. 823 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,640 Speaker 4: I did see somebody recently that I was like, Oh, 824 00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:33,440 Speaker 4: they would look so good together. But he was a 825 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:37,120 Speaker 4: he's a comedian and he's Nigerian. But I saw him 826 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,040 Speaker 4: at a show and I was like, oh my god, 827 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:43,600 Speaker 4: he reminds me of the male version of Marie because. 828 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,160 Speaker 2: His teeth were beautiful. 829 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,319 Speaker 5: Oh my god, they were impeccable. Then he called me 830 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:49,879 Speaker 5: right away. 831 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,080 Speaker 2: She called me right after. 832 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,840 Speaker 3: She was like, hey, girl, I saw a man. He 833 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,520 Speaker 3: looked like like the other half of you. And I 834 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,440 Speaker 3: was like, well, what's his name? What does he look like? 835 00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,600 Speaker 3: And I looked him up and I was like, oh, yeah, 836 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,520 Speaker 3: he's a true acted. His smile is pretty. But I 837 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,279 Speaker 3: was like, he looks like he dates white women. I'm 838 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:03,960 Speaker 3: nice type. 839 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,040 Speaker 2: I could tell. 840 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,839 Speaker 4: I could tell when I see a black man whether 841 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,400 Speaker 4: to day white women or not. But now that I 842 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,799 Speaker 4: know that, you were like, that's attractive. Now when I 843 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,160 Speaker 4: look out, I'll be like, oh, looking for this other 844 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:13,879 Speaker 4: guy that was like. 845 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,080 Speaker 3: Hey, Sydney, remember the time you try to hook me 846 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,000 Speaker 3: up with your uber driver and you were like, he's 847 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:21,160 Speaker 3: a rapper and here's a SoundCloud And his name was 848 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,359 Speaker 3: not Tamu, but his name was something that. 849 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:28,200 Speaker 4: Was like, what, no dynasty, dynasty, dynasty is something. 850 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:32,160 Speaker 3: Dynasty Higgins or something like that. She's like, dynasty Higgins. 851 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,040 Speaker 5: Fuck you, Marie. 852 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:38,400 Speaker 4: Here, I am being a good friend, shocking out, are you? 853 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:38,880 Speaker 1: No? No? 854 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:39,640 Speaker 6: No, not a car? 855 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,520 Speaker 5: At least you get some rides. 856 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:47,440 Speaker 3: Girl, girl, you got Sydney's biscough a dust all over 857 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:50,920 Speaker 3: the microphone she got, she got six more in her purse. 858 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,520 Speaker 2: I'm just gonna wear these chat couponts. 859 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:54,879 Speaker 5: I can't find them, but. 860 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,960 Speaker 4: I swear to you I didn't. It happened and then 861 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,839 Speaker 4: I wasn't here. We haven't been here since then. That's 862 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:03,239 Speaker 4: what it was. 863 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,920 Speaker 5: It was like two weeks ago. So AnyWho it might 864 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,560 Speaker 5: be at home, I'll look for them, don't worry. 865 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,680 Speaker 4: But I just feel like, Marie, you're tough as a 866 00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,359 Speaker 4: friend who's just like your friend who I see all 867 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:14,680 Speaker 4: the time. 868 00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:16,680 Speaker 5: I'd be nervous to talk to you about shit. Yeah, 869 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:16,840 Speaker 5: I know. 870 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,480 Speaker 3: Sometimes I sense that. I'd be like, oh, I got 871 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,160 Speaker 3: something to say, but she don't want to say it 872 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:20,920 Speaker 3: to me so. 873 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,960 Speaker 2: Hard, and I'd be like, well, I'm not gonna say anything. 874 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:27,720 Speaker 4: I can't imagine some person who's like, wow, I really 875 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:28,680 Speaker 4: I'm really digging. 876 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:32,319 Speaker 3: Yes, but confidence is attractive to me. If you don't 877 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,799 Speaker 3: have that already, I'm not really into you. 878 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,879 Speaker 2: And when I look at these, thank you so much 879 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:38,560 Speaker 2: for me. 880 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:42,040 Speaker 5: And honestly, I can't wait. I can't wait to somebody. 881 00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,959 Speaker 4: You find somebody and he loves you and you love 882 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,480 Speaker 4: him back, and you're like, you're mesmerized. 883 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:48,280 Speaker 2: I can't wait. 884 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,320 Speaker 5: Oh my god, I can't believe that. 885 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,160 Speaker 2: I can't believe you're wishing that on me. 886 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,760 Speaker 4: Can't wait till you'll be like, hey girl, I honestly 887 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,560 Speaker 4: I can't do the podcast anymore because I'm just like getting. 888 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,080 Speaker 5: Dicked down every day. 889 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, but I could get dick before or after the podcast. 890 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,399 Speaker 3: Why would I not come here to talk to my friends? 891 00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:10,520 Speaker 3: You know, Hey girl, I'm sick whole time. I'm having 892 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,680 Speaker 3: six Yeah, that's what. 893 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:13,120 Speaker 5: I want for you. 894 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,480 Speaker 2: Okay, Well, thank you for wishing that for me. I 895 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,520 Speaker 2: wish that for you also. I don't know. 896 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:19,640 Speaker 5: I don't know. 897 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,800 Speaker 4: Uh, confidence is important, but Marie, not everybody has confidence 898 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:24,160 Speaker 4: like you. 899 00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:25,440 Speaker 2: Then you not my type. 900 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:26,720 Speaker 5: Marie. 901 00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:27,600 Speaker 2: You got to ease up. 902 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,600 Speaker 3: Oh but it's less that Okay, I screamed you not 903 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,720 Speaker 3: my type. But what I'm trying to say is people 904 00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:34,200 Speaker 3: are not approaching me at all. 905 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,480 Speaker 4: There it is you just explained why yes, yes, yes, yes, 906 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,200 Speaker 4: yes yes, but Sis, I was in bedsty yesterday after 907 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,399 Speaker 4: I got my hair done and I was like. 908 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:46,080 Speaker 2: Look at all these beautiful bearded buff men. 909 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:50,040 Speaker 4: I gotta move to bedsty. Yeah, I should have to move. 910 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,560 Speaker 4: Should we do some strolls and bedsty? 911 00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:53,520 Speaker 3: We got it and it was nice yesterday. It was 912 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:54,840 Speaker 3: a cool seventy five degrees. 913 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:55,920 Speaker 2: I had a crop top on one. 914 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,879 Speaker 5: Okay, we could go to Mystique boutique. Get us some looks. 915 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,200 Speaker 2: Shout out to Deer Drink and. 916 00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:07,319 Speaker 5: Shout out to you. 917 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,960 Speaker 3: Sis, love you for listening to the podcast and shopping 918 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,600 Speaker 3: at mystique. 919 00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:14,040 Speaker 4: We love you down baby, I mean, we're going to 920 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:15,080 Speaker 4: Hanny Henny Palsa. 921 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,240 Speaker 5: We're going to Handy Palooza. 922 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:19,080 Speaker 4: It's gonna be so Sydney is going to Handy Palooza 923 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,880 Speaker 4: because when I was drinking, I did not like Handy. 924 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,120 Speaker 5: So this is I can be in this space. 925 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:24,560 Speaker 4: Yeah. 926 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,520 Speaker 3: But Henny Palusa is called that because it was sponsored 927 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,640 Speaker 3: by Hennessy or whatever. 928 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:32,160 Speaker 2: But it's just a party. It's it's the longest day party. 929 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's mainly gonna be brown liquor there, and 930 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,040 Speaker 4: I you know, I want no parts. 931 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:39,399 Speaker 2: So brown liquor makes me I wasn't say it makes 932 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,359 Speaker 2: me aggressive, but that's not true. 933 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,000 Speaker 5: I don't drink you don't drink brown liquor. 934 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,960 Speaker 4: But I'm excited to have like a popping highlight and 935 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:49,120 Speaker 4: like just just being obnoxiously hot and just like you know, 936 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,239 Speaker 4: you have your iPhone X, so there's. 937 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,800 Speaker 2: That portrait mode portrait mode videos. 938 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:54,120 Speaker 5: Yeah. 939 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,719 Speaker 4: Absolutely, we're gonna have on neon thongs and uh, pistis 940 00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:01,680 Speaker 4: can't wait. I say we're gonna have on booty shorts 941 00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:03,920 Speaker 4: that are so short that both our laby is. 942 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,160 Speaker 5: It's gonna be like a little bit out. 943 00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,279 Speaker 4: Oh my god, I want my Philippian to to just 944 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:16,160 Speaker 4: like do double Dutch. Listen, we're teaching the children there were. 945 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,520 Speaker 3: Now, I mean, we're not gonna be like on the 946 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:22,200 Speaker 3: street walking like that. We're just gonna be in the clurb. 947 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,240 Speaker 5: But the place is at Brooklyn Mirage. 948 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,000 Speaker 4: So if you just so happen to be there and 949 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,600 Speaker 4: you see us unofficial expert, just scream it. 950 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,360 Speaker 3: Out, then we'll see it. And because this episode is 951 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,480 Speaker 3: gonna come out after. 952 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,200 Speaker 4: We do the Oh fuck, yeah, damn, but we missed 953 00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:39,400 Speaker 4: you if you didn't if you weren't there, and we 954 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:39,880 Speaker 4: love you. 955 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:40,799 Speaker 2: If you were there, that. 956 00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:42,360 Speaker 5: Would have been amazing. If you would put that. 957 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,480 Speaker 3: Oh god, damn it, what that episode would have to 958 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:45,920 Speaker 3: come out literally yesterday. 959 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,520 Speaker 5: This episode would have to come out here because you're right. 960 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,719 Speaker 4: See, fuck, this episode isn't come out with September and 961 00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:51,840 Speaker 4: they go, my name sucks. 962 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,359 Speaker 2: People gonna be like, what are you talking about Memorial Day? 963 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,600 Speaker 4: Is there any way we can just you know, put 964 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,320 Speaker 4: out two episodes in one week. 965 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,839 Speaker 3: No, we need to save episodes because you know I'm 966 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,360 Speaker 3: gonna be all floss for three weeks. 967 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,120 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, three weeks. 968 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,640 Speaker 4: I finally bought my tickets to go to France and 969 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:14,200 Speaker 4: it's definitely going and uh, I got this airbnb and 970 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,400 Speaker 4: you know, I'm just somea I'm gonna wear some looks, 971 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,640 Speaker 4: i'ma do some cafes. 972 00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:21,080 Speaker 5: I'm I know you've been going. I'll see you shopping heavy. Huh. 973 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,240 Speaker 2: No, I haven't been shopping, not recently. 974 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:24,960 Speaker 5: Been so happy. You just so happened to be. 975 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,360 Speaker 3: I've been You've been seeing ah, you've been seeing me 976 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,080 Speaker 3: in a lot of Oh, because I have a lot 977 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,680 Speaker 3: of store credit that I haven't used, and I feel 978 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,600 Speaker 3: like I need the cards be looking at me like 979 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,440 Speaker 3: sis use us or lose us? 980 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,839 Speaker 5: So does it? That's all? 981 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,520 Speaker 2: And also like I'm good at buying stuff wearing stuff 982 00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,200 Speaker 2: bringing it back. 983 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,200 Speaker 5: I need to be better at that buying stuff wearing 984 00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:44,799 Speaker 5: it bring it back. 985 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:45,080 Speaker 4: Yeah. 986 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,120 Speaker 2: I thought that only like like hood folks did that, 987 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,480 Speaker 2: or like bro folks did that. 988 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,000 Speaker 4: But I spoke to this woman once who had an 989 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:58,000 Speaker 4: interview at Vogue magazine, and she said she went to Barney's, 990 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,440 Speaker 4: got an outfit, wore the interview, and then brought the 991 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:05,440 Speaker 4: outfit back. I said, Barney's takes returns. I've never been 992 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,600 Speaker 4: to Barney's. I don't have any money. 993 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:10,000 Speaker 3: I'm not Sarahduska park On my namemate Carrie Bradshaw. I 994 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,040 Speaker 3: could not help, but wonder if they would follow my 995 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,640 Speaker 3: black ass out of the Barneys. 996 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,560 Speaker 5: You can help, but wonder. Yeah. 997 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:21,920 Speaker 4: So honestly, just for the summer, just want I want 998 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,160 Speaker 4: Marita like low Ki fall in love just randomly. 999 00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:26,120 Speaker 5: I don't want to fall in love. 1000 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,560 Speaker 4: I just want to find like two three two three four. 1001 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,120 Speaker 2: I want you cool dudes, to bang regularly. 1002 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,319 Speaker 4: I want you to hoe it up real quick and 1003 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,120 Speaker 4: fall in love and then break its heart. 1004 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:42,840 Speaker 5: That's what I want. From May no, from June to August. 1005 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:43,960 Speaker 5: I want all that to happen. 1006 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,120 Speaker 3: Okay, So it's going to be a French dude then, 1007 00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:48,400 Speaker 3: because I'm gonna be in France for June and then 1008 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:51,600 Speaker 3: July I'm here, yep, and then August I'm here. Also 1009 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,160 Speaker 3: I'll be in LA for a couple of days. So 1010 00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:56,040 Speaker 3: you know, I should have hoes in different area codes, 1011 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:56,960 Speaker 3: different time zones. 1012 00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,080 Speaker 2: It's my French hoe. His name is a. 1013 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,520 Speaker 3: His name is Jean Claude van Dam and this is 1014 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:08,040 Speaker 3: my West Coast hoe. His name is I don't know, Kurt, 1015 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,319 Speaker 3: and this is my bedstyle hoe. 1016 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:14,760 Speaker 2: His name is h I don't know Steven's or something 1017 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,799 Speaker 2: me love you love long time? 1018 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,759 Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean honestly, it can happen. 1019 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,840 Speaker 4: Whatever we talk about this, and I'm I want to 1020 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,480 Speaker 4: be very clear that I'm not looking for a boyfriend. 1021 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,120 Speaker 2: I'm not looking for any of these things. 1022 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,080 Speaker 5: Here we go. I just want to bang people that 1023 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,240 Speaker 5: have like a good stroke game. That's it. Cute sex 1024 00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:34,799 Speaker 5: with cute people. Even though you laugh during sex. 1025 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:38,040 Speaker 3: Absolutely laugh during sex. Just don't hear that, like, like 1026 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,239 Speaker 3: earth a kid, I'd be like. 1027 00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:43,760 Speaker 5: That's what you do? 1028 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:50,280 Speaker 2: You want me to get on top in sex? Sydney. 1029 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,799 Speaker 2: You don't thank you, Andrew. You're asking real questions. You've 1030 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,160 Speaker 2: never l o led during sex. 1031 00:42:55,200 --> 00:43:02,600 Speaker 6: You've never when I queaved, when I queathed quim it 1032 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,760 Speaker 6: you know, for those would be like a weird sound 1033 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,600 Speaker 6: and're like, what what's going on here? 1034 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,680 Speaker 5: It's like, Oh, there's too much air in there. That's 1035 00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:12,200 Speaker 5: what it is because that's how much room is in there. 1036 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:21,759 Speaker 4: No soaking wet. 1037 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,480 Speaker 5: You know they're gonna play that at Haney. 1038 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:24,520 Speaker 2: I gotta go. 1039 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:29,640 Speaker 5: Way. Do you see? 1040 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:35,000 Speaker 2: Do you see that song was very innovative when it 1041 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:35,359 Speaker 2: came out. 1042 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:38,120 Speaker 3: The Whisper song, Yeah, that's all shake a whisper because 1043 00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,480 Speaker 3: they wrapped a whole song by whispering. 1044 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,960 Speaker 4: That's what our podcast should be when you our podcast 1045 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,120 Speaker 4: should just be a whispering. 1046 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:45,160 Speaker 5: Uh you know. 1047 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,080 Speaker 4: But when you see guys, when you see the you're like, 1048 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,360 Speaker 4: y'all gotta come up with something else because I. 1049 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,319 Speaker 2: Feel like they got a lot of spaces, like they 1050 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:52,759 Speaker 2: missing a. 1051 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,680 Speaker 4: Lot of the look crazy. I want to be nicer, 1052 00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,480 Speaker 4: I want to work on whoa, I do. 1053 00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:58,640 Speaker 5: I feel like you. 1054 00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:00,680 Speaker 2: Flipped it. 1055 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:04,359 Speaker 5: Okay, so trying it's so hard. Okay, let me tell 1056 00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,720 Speaker 5: you how to be a nice person. I'm not listening 1057 00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:10,160 Speaker 5: to you. Whoa, you're not nice? Wow. 1058 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:15,359 Speaker 4: Honestly, I think my lucky stars that you're as nice 1059 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:19,480 Speaker 4: as you are to me as I see you in 1060 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:20,400 Speaker 4: these streets. 1061 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:20,800 Speaker 5: Wow. 1062 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,160 Speaker 2: Actually, and you know what's happened. I'm getting meaner. 1063 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:24,759 Speaker 5: No, yerel. 1064 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,440 Speaker 3: I'm yelling at people on the street and on the 1065 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:31,160 Speaker 3: train for disrespecting me, and they don't even know who 1066 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:35,480 Speaker 3: I am. I'm just like, excuse you when I'm trying 1067 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:36,479 Speaker 3: to get on and off the train. 1068 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,879 Speaker 4: Oh, you're nice, You're you say nice things sometimes, but 1069 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,640 Speaker 4: for the most part, I'm like, Wow, I'm gonna tell 1070 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,800 Speaker 4: you how to be nice. You just can't say anything. 1071 00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:45,200 Speaker 4: That's how you're nice. 1072 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:49,200 Speaker 3: You just you just you smile the people and you 1073 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,680 Speaker 3: say thank you, and sometimes you say hello when you 1074 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,279 Speaker 3: make eye contact with an old black person, just so 1075 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:56,640 Speaker 3: you know they don't mean. 1076 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,520 Speaker 2: Mug you all the way down the block. 1077 00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:03,120 Speaker 5: Because it said morning this way. I think they were mean. 1078 00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:05,960 Speaker 4: Well, you already know you're mean, but I know that 1079 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,520 Speaker 4: I'm mean because sometimes people be afraid to say something 1080 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,440 Speaker 4: to me and they see me and then they'll just 1081 00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,880 Speaker 4: message me like hey, I saw you, and I'm like, 1082 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,640 Speaker 4: you could have totally just said something like I love 1083 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:16,680 Speaker 4: but that's not mean. 1084 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:19,839 Speaker 3: That's you. You're intimidating because you know you'd be having 1085 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:25,000 Speaker 3: looks on Oh, that's because this is not well on stage. 1086 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:25,399 Speaker 2: You're mean. 1087 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:28,240 Speaker 3: You definitely mean on stage. You'd be clowning these audience 1088 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,040 Speaker 3: members and I love it. I need to stop Sidney 1089 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:35,520 Speaker 3: be like, look at these bootcut jeans in the front row, nest. 1090 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,960 Speaker 3: Sidney's mean on stage and jador it. 1091 00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:39,960 Speaker 5: I Actually we did a. 1092 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:41,399 Speaker 3: Show the other day and Sidney was like, I'm gonna 1093 00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,040 Speaker 3: be nice to the crowd, and as soon as she 1094 00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:44,920 Speaker 3: got on stage, she started roasting them. And she was like, 1095 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:50,080 Speaker 3: I said, I was gonna be nice. 1096 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:54,000 Speaker 4: Hard man, I need to I'm actively listeners. I'm actively 1097 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,840 Speaker 4: gonna work on being nicer because I am a nice person. 1098 00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,120 Speaker 3: I don't know, Sidney, I feel like you're trying to 1099 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,440 Speaker 3: make it seem like my meanness is rubbing off on you. 1100 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,400 Speaker 4: But I met you mean you were mean when I 1101 00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,000 Speaker 4: met you. That's a fucking lib Mary. I was so 1102 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:11,680 Speaker 4: I was so nice that you would see you be 1103 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:15,600 Speaker 4: so mean at these open mics, to these open that's 1104 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:16,719 Speaker 4: what you're supposed to be mean. 1105 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,759 Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, I'm talking. I'm not saying on stage. 1106 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,840 Speaker 3: You'd be mean off stage to the people on the street, 1107 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,440 Speaker 3: like comics coming out or walking in. 1108 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,880 Speaker 5: Meanwhile, Marie met me, Hey girl, do you want to 1109 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,320 Speaker 5: you want an uber? Let's where you need to go. 1110 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:30,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, you was nice to me. 1111 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:31,920 Speaker 4: Hey, would you would you like something to eat? I 1112 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,239 Speaker 4: would get people drinks, I would get people food. I 1113 00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:35,080 Speaker 4: would take care of peop. 1114 00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:38,239 Speaker 3: Yah, Sidney, you are nice. You're a nice person, but 1115 00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:39,879 Speaker 3: you're also mean. 1116 00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,839 Speaker 2: You can be both. I'm nice and mean. 1117 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:44,960 Speaker 5: I'm gonna say you're mainly I'm more mean. 1118 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:49,360 Speaker 3: Okay, sixty percent mean, forty percent nice, But you're the opposite. 1119 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,799 Speaker 5: You're meaning that nice. People were like, what's going on? 1120 00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,680 Speaker 5: Is everything okay? They're like, Marie about to shoot the 1121 00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,520 Speaker 5: place up? She be sorry? 1122 00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:58,680 Speaker 2: What huh? 1123 00:46:58,760 --> 00:46:59,359 Speaker 5: How am I doing? 1124 00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:01,440 Speaker 2: How are you doing? Marie? 1125 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:06,799 Speaker 3: That goal is to be Miranda Priestley. No, no, in 1126 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,239 Speaker 3: the Devil West product. Because I'm already basically that I 1127 00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:10,160 Speaker 3: don't know nobody's name. 1128 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,000 Speaker 5: I'm like Sydney, who is that? 1129 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,319 Speaker 2: She's like, that's it's true. 1130 00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,680 Speaker 5: I got stop. That is so Marie. 1131 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:18,200 Speaker 2: I don't know anybody's names. And I'm like, I. 1132 00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,600 Speaker 4: Will explain the Perton. I'm like, oh, they come to 1133 00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,160 Speaker 4: the shoulder. She's like, no, I don't know who that is? 1134 00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:23,520 Speaker 5: Who's that? 1135 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:24,600 Speaker 1: Or? 1136 00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:26,719 Speaker 3: And We'll have conversations with people and they'll walk away 1137 00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:27,880 Speaker 3: and I'm like, sinew, who is that? 1138 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:29,399 Speaker 5: Who is that? Man? Oh? 1139 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:33,040 Speaker 4: That person who's obsessed, who's like always in the Unofficial 1140 00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:33,920 Speaker 4: Expert DMS. 1141 00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,840 Speaker 5: I'm like, you know, I don't read the DMS. 1142 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:39,480 Speaker 3: I do read them, but I don't read all of them. 1143 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,439 Speaker 3: I feel like if you guys don't know, I'm doing 1144 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,640 Speaker 3: the post on the page and Sydney's doing the stories. 1145 00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:44,840 Speaker 5: Now that's what we've decided. 1146 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:49,360 Speaker 2: We have decided because Sydney's on her phone. 1147 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,359 Speaker 3: Sydney's on the phone all the time, so it's like, Sis, 1148 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,960 Speaker 3: you do the stories, uh, And I'm like, I'll log 1149 00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:55,440 Speaker 3: in and do the post now. 1150 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,400 Speaker 2: That's what that's what we're doing. And I feel like 1151 00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:57,920 Speaker 2: it's working. 1152 00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:58,359 Speaker 5: It is. 1153 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:02,560 Speaker 4: We might switch, but I I'm just like, your captions 1154 00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,760 Speaker 4: are so funny that I'm like you're better at the captions. 1155 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,480 Speaker 4: I'm so like more literal with the captions. And it's 1156 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,800 Speaker 4: just like am our producer already told us, like nobody 1157 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:16,120 Speaker 4: wants to read all of that, so Marie is better 1158 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:16,600 Speaker 4: at it. 1159 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,399 Speaker 5: And I just feel like, you know what do where 1160 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:18,920 Speaker 5: you thrive? 1161 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:19,920 Speaker 2: Yeah? 1162 00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:20,400 Speaker 5: Where in? 1163 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,799 Speaker 4: And I would truly love a young teen intern to 1164 00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,800 Speaker 4: fucking take over myself mean intern. Yeah, the seventeen and 1165 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,640 Speaker 4: eighteen year olds, they know that they know how to 1166 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,960 Speaker 4: crack the codes, they know what to say, they got 1167 00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:35,359 Speaker 4: the hashtags, they like the log line. 1168 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,279 Speaker 3: I don't care what the kids are doing. I'm telling 1169 00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,719 Speaker 3: you what I'm doing, and it is this, Okay, this 1170 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,600 Speaker 3: is what I'm doing the way that I'm doing it. 1171 00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:42,399 Speaker 5: You're great. Okay. 1172 00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:46,440 Speaker 2: She's verified, not as an eighteen or as verified, she verified. 1173 00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:48,720 Speaker 2: That's what advice got me, says, is a verified check. 1174 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,879 Speaker 4: And I'm trying to figure out what the fuck does 1175 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,680 Speaker 4: a verified get? Can we get what is going on? 1176 00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:54,080 Speaker 5: I don't know. 1177 00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,840 Speaker 3: I'm verified on Twitter too, and it just it added 1178 00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,680 Speaker 3: an extra like notification thing for me. 1179 00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,680 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like if other verified people like me. 1180 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:07,840 Speaker 3: I I posted about baps being terrible because we watched 1181 00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:09,960 Speaker 3: Baps recently and I had never seen it, and the 1182 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,600 Speaker 3: movie is very bad. And I tagged Halle Berry in 1183 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,520 Speaker 3: the in the stories, and somebody was like, well, you're verified, 1184 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,520 Speaker 3: she's gonna see that, and I was like, good, she 1185 00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:18,200 Speaker 3: should see it. 1186 00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,680 Speaker 2: She never responded, but she know Baps was bad. 1187 00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:27,280 Speaker 5: She did did you look? Oh? I didn't. You should 1188 00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,600 Speaker 5: have done that. I would have checked. Let me look now. 1189 00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,680 Speaker 3: I mean, you know, she's busy wearing bad wigs. She 1190 00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:32,440 Speaker 3: probably didn't know. 1191 00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:34,520 Speaker 5: She looks good. She's getting ready. She's in a new 1192 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,719 Speaker 5: movie with Keanu Reeves. She's in a new terrible movie. 1193 00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,120 Speaker 2: She's in a new I heard the new John Wick 1194 00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:42,520 Speaker 2: is good. 1195 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:45,560 Speaker 5: I don't know if it is, but I heard it 1196 00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:45,919 Speaker 5: was good. 1197 00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:47,839 Speaker 2: It does not say scene. 1198 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:49,400 Speaker 5: Damn. 1199 00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,480 Speaker 2: She must not have seen it. You know, she gets 1200 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:51,719 Speaker 2: a lot. 1201 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,120 Speaker 3: She gets tagged in a lot, you know a lot 1202 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,880 Speaker 3: of Yeah, she does a lot of bad movies. 1203 00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:59,720 Speaker 5: So people probably you know you're so bad. It's terrible. 1204 00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:04,360 Speaker 5: I hate this. You're the one. You see what I'm saying. Evil, 1205 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:09,000 Speaker 5: it's not evil. Yeah, she's the same. Ally, Barry has 1206 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:10,080 Speaker 5: fucking feelings too. 1207 00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:13,719 Speaker 4: You know, guys, the movie was she doesn't wear she 1208 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:17,480 Speaker 4: would I'm gonna tagger. We gotta tagger in the fucking 1209 00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:18,919 Speaker 4: I feel like. 1210 00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:22,520 Speaker 3: It's meaner to tag her when you know we might 1211 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,640 Speaker 3: say something mean. Then what your mean? You see what 1212 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:29,240 Speaker 3: I'm saying. Sidney's slick mean, like you guys. 1213 00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,680 Speaker 2: Shouldn't talk about her. She has feelings too. 1214 00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:32,880 Speaker 3: And then she's like, I'm gonna tag her like that. 1215 00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:35,799 Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Sidney's mean in that way, like 1216 00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:39,439 Speaker 3: low key like jab you like with a dull blade mean. 1217 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:39,839 Speaker 5: Marie. 1218 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,360 Speaker 4: Let's get tattoos again, and you write naughty and I 1219 00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:43,080 Speaker 4: write nice? 1220 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:47,879 Speaker 5: Yeah, no tattoos again. 1221 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,319 Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna put clutch on my body and 1222 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,240 Speaker 4: I'm god, can. 1223 00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:54,600 Speaker 5: We do that? I'm gonna know I would love it. 1224 00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:56,240 Speaker 5: We'd be friends. Yeah. 1225 00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:59,200 Speaker 2: Well, these tattoos that we got together are almost a 1226 00:50:59,280 --> 00:50:59,840 Speaker 2: year old. 1227 00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,719 Speaker 4: Now they are, and minds look like twelve years old, 1228 00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:04,160 Speaker 4: and yours is like, looks brand new. 1229 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,680 Speaker 2: What are you talking about? They look exactly the same. 1230 00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:11,920 Speaker 4: My skin's a little dull, you like, shut the fuck up. Yeah, yeah, 1231 00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:16,239 Speaker 4: let's get another tattoo, Marie. Let's do something fun, you know, 1232 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,600 Speaker 4: something to solidify the five years that we've been friends. 1233 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,560 Speaker 2: We have them on our wrists right now. 1234 00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:22,600 Speaker 5: That was four years. 1235 00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:26,960 Speaker 3: Now the five year anniversary, you're supposed to give your 1236 00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,120 Speaker 3: your person diamonds or something. 1237 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,920 Speaker 2: What you gotta get me diamonds? 1238 00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:33,040 Speaker 5: Can we get like little cutouts of each other? 1239 00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:36,240 Speaker 4: Like Abbey and Alana when I did a Broad City, 1240 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,600 Speaker 4: they went to dinner and they like had these cutouts. 1241 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,000 Speaker 5: It was so fun. Can we do something? 1242 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,680 Speaker 3: Marie honestly says that should be our merch is just 1243 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,359 Speaker 3: giant cutouts of our heads and people put them on. 1244 00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:49,359 Speaker 5: Their walls, like like we're a basketball players or something. Oh, 1245 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:50,320 Speaker 5: that would be so fun. 1246 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:54,000 Speaker 4: We should get cards made right with all our stats 1247 00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:54,479 Speaker 4: on the back. 1248 00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:59,799 Speaker 2: She mean she nice? Oh like five four and twenty 1249 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:05,719 Speaker 2: ounce bitch, that's what we should get. 1250 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:09,640 Speaker 3: Love and tell you I would collect those. Those are 1251 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:13,400 Speaker 3: collectibles like bee babies, and then when we're when we 1252 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,440 Speaker 3: have our egots, they'll be worth lots of money or something. 1253 00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,040 Speaker 5: I don'tkay, Okay, we'll talk. We'll talk to hr about this. 1254 00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:20,200 Speaker 2: We'll talk offline. 1255 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,840 Speaker 5: We'll chat later. Chat later, friend. 1256 00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:24,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we can get a card for Andrew. 1257 00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,279 Speaker 4: Okay, listeners, where do you think Marie should take me 1258 00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,080 Speaker 4: for dinner for anniversary. 1259 00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:33,480 Speaker 5: What yeah, huh, yeah, I know you're you're unemployed where 1260 00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,320 Speaker 5: you still have money. 1261 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,879 Speaker 3: No, that's not how money works, friends, And I feel 1262 00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:41,560 Speaker 3: like you know this because you make money, you save money, 1263 00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,879 Speaker 3: you have money later, you make money, you spend it all. 1264 00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:49,399 Speaker 5: You have no money. A nice dinner would not be 1265 00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:50,080 Speaker 5: you know. 1266 00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:51,279 Speaker 3: What, where I'm gonna take you. I'm gonna take you 1267 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,600 Speaker 3: to shake Shack, so hurry up and give you them 1268 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:59,080 Speaker 3: two coupons? Mean, okay, mean, No, you're being mean. You're 1269 00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,360 Speaker 3: trying to manipulate and my listeners. 1270 00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:05,560 Speaker 4: If you believe that Marie is mean, put the mean 1271 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,640 Speaker 4: the palm trees under this bitches posts, okay. 1272 00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,560 Speaker 3: And if you believe that Sydney is also mean and 1273 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:13,240 Speaker 3: she needs to eat better and she needs to give. 1274 00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:14,640 Speaker 2: Me the shake check coupons, all those three. 1275 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:18,480 Speaker 4: Things, palm trees all up and through, yeah, all up 1276 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:22,600 Speaker 4: through Sydney's last post. And then if you like Andrew 1277 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,560 Speaker 4: being in the background of all the episodes and you 1278 00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:25,919 Speaker 4: feel like he should get a mic, but you also 1279 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,440 Speaker 4: kind of like everybody already messaged me. They're like, you 1280 00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:29,480 Speaker 4: need to give Andrew a mike. 1281 00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,640 Speaker 3: But I when I listen to the podcast. I like 1282 00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:35,480 Speaker 3: hearing him scream in the background. But you're farther away today, 1283 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:38,040 Speaker 3: so you might not be you might not be as. 1284 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:41,200 Speaker 5: Okay, So it's coming, the episode is gonna come. You're 1285 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:42,720 Speaker 5: gonna gonna and then. 1286 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:47,440 Speaker 2: Andrew, what are you gonna be an expert on? It 1287 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:48,080 Speaker 2: can't be us. 1288 00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,120 Speaker 3: I feel like it's got to be something that people 1289 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:56,000 Speaker 3: want to know about you. Yeah, expert, the dumb expert. No, 1290 00:53:56,200 --> 00:54:00,719 Speaker 3: I already hate it. Wait why why? Well, it's pretty 1291 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,200 Speaker 3: dumb to say you want to be the dumb expert. 1292 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:07,200 Speaker 3: So already he seemed qualified. Listeners, do you think pretty dumb? 1293 00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:09,959 Speaker 5: Why can't I be the expert on you guys? Because 1294 00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:12,600 Speaker 5: you don't really know us? Yes, he does. He does 1295 00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:13,040 Speaker 5: know us. 1296 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,960 Speaker 4: He knows what you like, he knows what I like, 1297 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:18,000 Speaker 4: he knows what he knows about how you hurt my feelings. 1298 00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:26,680 Speaker 5: Sometimes I think. 1299 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,160 Speaker 4: The title will just be likenofficial expert of unofficial expert. 1300 00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:33,520 Speaker 4: I just be like producer gay talk gay producer intern sexy. Yeah, 1301 00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,040 Speaker 4: that's what's going to be on the back of your 1302 00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:38,359 Speaker 4: playing cards, and the front is gonna be a photo 1303 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:42,120 Speaker 4: of you in a tiny ass short just like just 1304 00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,480 Speaker 4: like it's gonna say, and then the height's gonna say 1305 00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:45,600 Speaker 4: six to two ish. 1306 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:49,040 Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh my god, I love it. That's so good. 1307 00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:52,160 Speaker 3: Andrew wants to be the unofficial expert of the unofficial expert. 1308 00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:54,960 Speaker 3: And I'm like, hmm, I feel like people want to 1309 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,440 Speaker 3: know about you, about what you know about us. 1310 00:54:58,440 --> 00:54:59,600 Speaker 5: They don't give a fuck about us. 1311 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:02,160 Speaker 2: I mean they do, but they hear us talk about us. 1312 00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:03,560 Speaker 2: Still forget about it? 1313 00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:08,640 Speaker 3: Is that the video where she had the long ass 1314 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,400 Speaker 3: wedding dress on and she jumps in the limo and 1315 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,360 Speaker 3: she leaves that old white dude for Wentworth Miller. 1316 00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:23,240 Speaker 5: No, that's we belong together. Oh, sweet expert. 1317 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,640 Speaker 2: We don't want you to be a messy gay. 1318 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:27,319 Speaker 4: You don't have to know, baby, I said, I've just 1319 00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,000 Speaker 4: asked you what you want to be an expert in, 1320 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:30,480 Speaker 4: and you just said dumb. 1321 00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:31,160 Speaker 5: And you don't know. 1322 00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:34,720 Speaker 2: So you figure it out, baby, figure it out. Beach. 1323 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:36,439 Speaker 4: I thought, that's what you're gonna say. How you didn't 1324 00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,080 Speaker 4: say because I love him? 1325 00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:42,120 Speaker 5: Yeah, we heard it. We heard verse. 1326 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:46,080 Speaker 3: Okay, there's no there's no argument that you're not nicer. 1327 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,839 Speaker 3: The argument that I'm trying to make is that you're 1328 00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:51,440 Speaker 3: also mean, and it's not hard to be nicer than me. 1329 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,040 Speaker 2: That's not difficult at all. 1330 00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:55,080 Speaker 5: Hold my hand fing. 1331 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:58,200 Speaker 2: You just have to say, I mean, I'm polite and mean, 1332 00:55:58,239 --> 00:55:59,680 Speaker 2: though I say please and think she is. 1333 00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:02,120 Speaker 4: She's When she's mean, she smiles and you're like, well, 1334 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,160 Speaker 4: maybe it's not that bad. 1335 00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:04,080 Speaker 5: Oh my god. 1336 00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,239 Speaker 4: We did a radio show on Serious Extend the other 1337 00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,319 Speaker 4: day and the host was like, I always pay for 1338 00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:10,279 Speaker 4: my weed and I was like. 1339 00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:12,840 Speaker 3: Oh, I've rarely ever pay for weed. I get it 1340 00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,400 Speaker 3: for free. And he was like, how do I get that? 1341 00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:16,040 Speaker 3: And I was like, you got to change your face? 1342 00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:24,480 Speaker 3: Can say that, m Yeah, you can say that. 1343 00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:27,440 Speaker 2: You can say that because I feel like. 1344 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:32,960 Speaker 4: Spiritually recently, I feel more at ease just now really 1345 00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:35,239 Speaker 4: because I feel like talk about a friend, I have 1346 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,200 Speaker 4: heard this out of you. 1347 00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:39,200 Speaker 3: I just feel like I'm getting After doing that show, 1348 00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:41,920 Speaker 3: I feel like I got some clarity, right, like I 1349 00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:43,600 Speaker 3: know what I do not want to do with my life, 1350 00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:46,919 Speaker 3: and I feel like like I don't know. I want 1351 00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,520 Speaker 3: to be a creative I want to I want to 1352 00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:50,879 Speaker 3: meet people. I want to experience life. I don't want 1353 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:53,279 Speaker 3: to do what I've been doing for the last five 1354 00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:56,120 Speaker 3: years for the next the next five years. 1355 00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,799 Speaker 2: And like what am I being? Like, I'm in I'm 1356 00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,120 Speaker 2: in a very good place right now. 1357 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, the show got canceled and blah blah blah, but 1358 00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:05,680 Speaker 3: like I know that something else is coming from me 1359 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:06,440 Speaker 3: and I'm like. 1360 00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,840 Speaker 5: Not worried about it. Like I do have a. 1361 00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:11,239 Speaker 3: Little bit of money now, and so if you want 1362 00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:12,360 Speaker 3: me to take you to lunch, I can take you 1363 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,799 Speaker 3: to like a when do something. But I just I 1364 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:19,680 Speaker 3: feel like I'm in a good place, so I felt it. 1365 00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:20,680 Speaker 2: I feel lighter. 1366 00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:21,720 Speaker 5: Does that make sense? 1367 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,240 Speaker 3: I feel I just feel better about what the outcome 1368 00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:27,000 Speaker 3: of my life is going to be. I still don't 1369 00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:28,560 Speaker 3: know what my next gig is going to be, but 1370 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,240 Speaker 3: I feel like I got one and it was bad 1371 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,560 Speaker 3: and I survived it, like I'm gonna. 1372 00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:37,920 Speaker 2: Be fine and I got verified and again it means nothing. 1373 00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:42,040 Speaker 4: But I do feel like I've been nicer since the 1374 00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:46,840 Speaker 4: show ended because I just feel better. Not that the 1375 00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:48,920 Speaker 4: show had me miserable, but I just feel I just 1376 00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:49,479 Speaker 4: feel better. 1377 00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:51,200 Speaker 5: That's it. Hmm. 1378 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:57,840 Speaker 4: You know, wow, that's all this was like honesty with Marie. 1379 00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:02,320 Speaker 4: Honesty with Marie so weird, you know, Plus, like who 1380 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:03,080 Speaker 4: knows what I'm gonna die? 1381 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,120 Speaker 2: I could die any day. 1382 00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,720 Speaker 3: So why not enjoy the time that I have here 1383 00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,240 Speaker 3: and also not spend all of my money? 1384 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:09,600 Speaker 5: That's it. 1385 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,920 Speaker 4: He wants me to spend. But like, I just you know, 1386 00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,560 Speaker 4: my friends are important to me. My happiness is important 1387 00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:19,760 Speaker 4: to me. Like what do I have to sit around 1388 00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:22,760 Speaker 4: people that I don't like? Why do I have to 1389 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,200 Speaker 4: sit with those people? And why do I have to 1390 00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:27,400 Speaker 4: act like like all this stuff that I. 1391 00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:30,080 Speaker 5: Don't know what I'm saying? No, you're I love this. 1392 00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:33,120 Speaker 5: This is like, this is the Marie. I love what 1393 00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:33,919 Speaker 5: I love. 1394 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,360 Speaker 4: She said, I care about my friends, and she moved 1395 00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:37,720 Speaker 4: her hand towards my direction. 1396 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:39,640 Speaker 2: I also pointed to Andrew, I. 1397 00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:47,400 Speaker 4: Say, but what But but you needed me to say 1398 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:48,480 Speaker 4: that I care about my friends. 1399 00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:51,040 Speaker 2: You don't know that I care about people that I like. 1400 00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:56,080 Speaker 5: No, I know you do. I just I you don't 1401 00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:57,960 Speaker 5: say I love you ever. 1402 00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:01,040 Speaker 2: Oh my god, Sydney, this is bullying. 1403 00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:02,320 Speaker 5: It is bullying. 1404 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:02,840 Speaker 2: Bullying. 1405 00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:05,600 Speaker 4: It is I'm like, I'm gonna wear her down and 1406 00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:08,880 Speaker 4: it's just But does that make it better? No, it's 1407 00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:12,360 Speaker 4: just this is this is a weird way to end 1408 00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:13,080 Speaker 4: the podcast. 1409 00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:16,040 Speaker 2: But I mean it's the unofficial expert is They're all weird? 1410 00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:21,120 Speaker 5: Ways. My family never said I love you. Neither did mine. 1411 00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:25,160 Speaker 4: I know that, and that's why I go out of 1412 00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,160 Speaker 4: my way to tell my friends that I love them, 1413 00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:30,560 Speaker 4: because yeah, sometimes it sounds like, oh cliche and it 1414 00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:35,040 Speaker 4: doesn't mean anything. But you know, my family's gone and 1415 00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:37,640 Speaker 4: they never said that to me, and it's just it. 1416 00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:41,880 Speaker 5: It's sad. So one day you will and I will 1417 00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,240 Speaker 5: appreciate it, and I'll take it. I'll take it seriously. 1418 00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:46,080 Speaker 2: Sydney. 1419 00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:53,840 Speaker 4: I just I'm so tired. 1420 00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:54,640 Speaker 1: Now. 1421 00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:58,000 Speaker 4: Let me tell you what I did last night. I 1422 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,520 Speaker 4: went out with you to do okay, okay, I went home. 1423 01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:01,439 Speaker 5: I needed to eat something. 1424 01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:03,760 Speaker 3: I was like, well, I got these these vegetable samosa's 1425 01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,960 Speaker 3: in the freezer. I heat it those up, and I 1426 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,120 Speaker 3: was like, well, I don't want to fall asleep on 1427 01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:08,760 Speaker 3: my couch again and almost bring my building down, so 1428 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,320 Speaker 3: let me stay up. I watched Cinderella. I had never 1429 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:14,680 Speaker 3: seen Cinderella before. M hm, it was it's from the 1430 01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:21,960 Speaker 3: nineteen fifties. Yeah, I'd never seen Cinderella. Brandy, Brandy, Cinderella, 1431 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,680 Speaker 3: whoope's the queen? The dad is the dude from the Titanic, 1432 01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:28,680 Speaker 3: the White Dude, and then the Princess Asian, so they 1433 01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:32,840 Speaker 3: it was, Yeah, it's very weird anyway, very tired. I 1434 01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:34,240 Speaker 3: don't know what you want me to say. I mean, 1435 01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:36,120 Speaker 3: I know what you want to say, friends, but I don't. 1436 01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:37,160 Speaker 5: Know if I have it in me right now. 1437 01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:41,320 Speaker 3: My eyes my eyes hurt and said, he's like, Lerie's 1438 01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:43,040 Speaker 3: gonna cry. No, Sis, I'm tired. 1439 01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:44,360 Speaker 5: I know. 1440 01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,760 Speaker 2: Guys, thank you for listening to this podcast. 1441 01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:52,720 Speaker 4: So wonderful. It's been groundbreaking. It's pretty like growth. There's 1442 01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:56,440 Speaker 4: growth here, and I think if you guys are experiencing this, 1443 01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:02,560 Speaker 4: if you love it, tell everybody, tell everybody you're seeing 1444 01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,880 Speaker 4: real friendship in real time. 1445 01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:08,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean for now, because like who knows what's 1446 01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:09,840 Speaker 3: gonna happen when we get like really famous. 1447 01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:12,800 Speaker 5: We might hate each other. No, I mean we've been 1448 01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,200 Speaker 5: through so much, Like. 1449 01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,000 Speaker 2: Why would you, I mean you said that, like we've 1450 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,520 Speaker 2: been through like a divorce or something like. 1451 01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:20,360 Speaker 4: No, but I feel like we I mean just doing 1452 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:24,080 Speaker 4: comedy together every fucking day, every like all these years. 1453 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:26,760 Speaker 4: Like you see people at their best and at they worse, 1454 01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:31,040 Speaker 4: and that makes you either like be inspired or you're like, 1455 01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:34,520 Speaker 4: oh I need to do better, or you know, we've 1456 01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:36,040 Speaker 4: come so fucking far man. 1457 01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:39,040 Speaker 2: We've come so far. We don't talk. 1458 01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:41,040 Speaker 4: About it enough, but like, man, we was in some 1459 01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:42,200 Speaker 4: dusty ass situation. 1460 01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:43,800 Speaker 5: I mean, the dust is not that far. 1461 01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:45,600 Speaker 2: But we're now. 1462 01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:49,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, we're still in somebod these dusty ass basements. But 1463 01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:53,360 Speaker 3: you know, I see just like light and stuff in 1464 01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:56,120 Speaker 3: the future. Sis for now, me too, That's what I 1465 01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:58,880 Speaker 3: see because you don't know, you know, sometimes you'll look, 1466 01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:01,200 Speaker 3: you'll meet somebody and you don't know that you're gonna 1467 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:02,920 Speaker 3: be friends with that person later. But then you look 1468 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:05,160 Speaker 3: and you're like, look, this is the this is my 1469 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:08,800 Speaker 3: best friend now? Or I just I feel like listeners, 1470 01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:09,440 Speaker 3: you just said it. 1471 01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,240 Speaker 5: What did I say, best friend? 1472 01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:13,800 Speaker 1: You know? 1473 01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:21,000 Speaker 3: I gotta go, Sidney Dick, I love Marie, Sidney, I 1474 01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:21,400 Speaker 3: love you. 1475 01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:30,920 Speaker 5: Oh my god, guys. 1476 01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,360 Speaker 4: I shouldn't live the podcast right now, but I just 1477 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:38,120 Speaker 4: feel like I need to talk about it so big. 1478 01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:39,920 Speaker 2: This is all I ever wanted. 1479 01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:42,480 Speaker 4: It feels like I won a million dollars but I 1480 01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:45,400 Speaker 4: have nothing. But she said it, and now I feel 1481 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:48,240 Speaker 4: like I can die now, No, I can't die. 1482 01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,840 Speaker 5: I have to leave. But there's so much guys. 1483 01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:52,600 Speaker 4: You guys have been a part of something so big 1484 01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:55,560 Speaker 4: that I've been wanting for so long, and it's just like, Wow, 1485 01:02:55,640 --> 01:03:00,080 Speaker 4: my heart is full and my stomach is empty. I 1486 01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:03,680 Speaker 4: must leave, but this has been the unofficial expert and 1487 01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:08,360 Speaker 4: you know, comment, subscribe, review, you know. 1488 01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:15,360 Speaker 5: I love you guys too. Bye Forever. 1489 01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:19,960 Speaker 1: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by 1490 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:25,320 Speaker 1: Brett Baham, Joe Silio, and Alex Ramsey. 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