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Speaker 1: Ridiculous Crime is a production of iHeartRadio, Elizabeth Dutton, Saren Burnett, Damn.

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Speaker 1: Glad to see you. I'm glad to see me too.

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Speaker 1: You got a second girl? Yeah, of course, all right, tell,

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Speaker 1: I was just wondering. I was like wandering around. I

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Speaker 1: was like waiting to see you. I was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: she'll know. Do you know what's ridiculous? Do I knew you? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I do? Okay, I have to say I love the

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Speaker 1: rude dudes. Yeah, so do you? So? To save our listeners, um,

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Speaker 1: I have been inundated. Inundated. Yeah, I'm overwhelmed. I'm drowning

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Speaker 1: in it. Recommendations for a ridiculous for me, It's coming

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Speaker 1: into my Twitter, it's coming into our Instagram. It's all

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Speaker 1: the same one. Everyone's focus on the same one, same one.

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Speaker 1: What pray tell You'll never hear me? Ask this again?

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Speaker 1: What is this hashow? Do you know what HVR is? No? Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: HBr goes with just about everything, right. I think I do, pete, carrots,

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Speaker 1: French fries, you name it. I think I do. But

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Speaker 1: ice cream you better believe it. I'm reading from their website.

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Speaker 1: Coming to a walmartin near you on March twentieth, for

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Speaker 1: a limited time only Hidden Valley Ranch ice Cream Ranch

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Speaker 1: ice cream. Oh there's that brand Van Luin. It looks

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Speaker 1: super fancy. Yeah, it has like a fancy box cursive

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Speaker 1: writing yeah, which means fancy box. Yes, of course, and

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Speaker 1: so they have You can't even read that anymore. That's

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Speaker 1: they can't and they certainly can't mimic it. They're not

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Speaker 1: going to draw it on a piece of paper like

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Speaker 1: a Stucy s No Van Louin ice cream AnyWho. Um,

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Speaker 1: you know, if you go to the Hidden Valley Ranch website,

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Speaker 1: which I do every day to check, you can sign

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Speaker 1: up for Hidden Valley Ranchology rewards. Um, it's a rewards program.

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Speaker 1: Down by slow is a place called Hidden Valley Ranch

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Speaker 1: that looks like it Is that the original? You know?

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Speaker 1: I have no idea, but perhaps let's say it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So you can Ranchology one O one, join us, explore

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Speaker 1: and be rewarded. So sign up. You know, rude dudes,

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Speaker 1: I ask you go to Walmart get some of this garbage,

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Speaker 1: because I know I'm not come back. Report, tell me

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Speaker 1: all about it, give us a flavor review. If you

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Speaker 1: give us flavor reviews, honest to goodness flavor reviews of

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Speaker 1: Ranch ice cream. We will read them. I will read them.

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Speaker 1: That will be ridiculous for me. I will suffer for it. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and I want like in depth, tell me the flavor profile,

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Speaker 1: tell me how it made you feel. What did your

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Speaker 1: spirit do? You don't have to do this? Yeah? You do? So,

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Speaker 1: that's ridiculous ulous? When will this stop? Never? But Elizabeth,

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Speaker 1: you got a second? I do. It's been a minute,

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Speaker 1: and I thought it was time time, mind you, for

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Speaker 1: us to once again turn the mic over to our fans. Oh, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's rights a listener male episode. Oh I'm so excited

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Speaker 1: for you. Ready to get ridiculous with dudes? Yes, I

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Speaker 1: did not even see this coming. This is Ridiculous Crime,

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Speaker 1: a podcast about absurd and outrageous capers, heists, and cons.

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Speaker 1: It's always ninety nine percent murder free and ridiculous. Seven

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Speaker 1: to start off. In order to wetch your appetite from

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Speaker 1: what's succumb, allow me to reach into the listener mail

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Speaker 1: bag here beneath my feet and pull out our first segment. Now,

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Speaker 1: this one comes from listener Brogan Luke Boquise. I'm hoping

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Speaker 1: I'm saying that right. It's b o u w h

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Speaker 1: u I s okay boise so Brogan, whatever it is,

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Speaker 1: it's beautiful, he writes in because y'all love trains, If

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Speaker 1: you visit a certain small town in the America West,

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Speaker 1: a park ranger will show you a crater and tell

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Speaker 1: you the story of a meteor taking out the town's

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Speaker 1: and we love this. It's incredible. So this is what

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Speaker 1: us all that there's always more to the stories they

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Speaker 1: get told. Yes. Now, we also receive some very nice

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Speaker 1: offer corrections of my my pronunciation of things, which yet

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Speaker 1: Other times, like this email from listener Jim Robertson, the

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Speaker 1: listeners will give us helpful context. So Jim Robertson, he

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Speaker 1: told us about the more meaningful side of the rainbow bridge.

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Speaker 1: thank you, John Wow, thank you. Additionally, I heard some

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Speaker 1: The concept of the rainbow bridge leading to pet Heaven

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Speaker 1: the bridge is wide and easily crossed. The last album

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Speaker 1: that Jimmy consciously recorded was the soundtrack from the documentary

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Speaker 1: of which you spoke. It was titled Rainbow Bridge. There

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Speaker 1: why dogs get the wide bridge exactly. Yeah, they get

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Speaker 1: So yeah, that's right. Now, you know how we both

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Speaker 1: I'm into it. Yeah. So this next one, it comes

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Speaker 1: to us from down Under. Listener Dylan g wanted us

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Speaker 1: to know, Hello, a ridiculous team. Oh wait, let me

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Speaker 1: try that again, A ridiculous team. I have a ridiculous

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Speaker 1: crime tip for you guys. Saw TikTok about it, thought

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Speaker 1: quote from a Voice dot com article on it. Dawn

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Speaker 1: Sands was at drinking in his hometown off Wan garretta

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Speaker 1: benda that lasted some five months. Dan managed to spend

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Speaker 1: he threw lavish parties, shotted private jets, and paid off

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Speaker 1: I don't know what i'd do. I would, I'd offered

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Speaker 1: to Rihanna, No, I would to make a new album.

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Speaker 1: I like, reread what's it gonna take to get you

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Speaker 1: like a Rihanna plan, right, I would like, you know,

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Speaker 1: gerloc Baretto and Alla wrote to us about a recent

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Speaker 1: Filipino onion crisis. It wasn't manmated. There was no cossuga.

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Speaker 1: getting married the huge bouquet of onions. Wow, like she's

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Speaker 1: just flexing on them. Who got onions? Girls? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: the flowers would wilt and up being thrown away missus

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Speaker 1: piori total local newspaper. So why not onions. It's practical

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Speaker 1: Flames and I want to mass text everyone in Calgary

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Speaker 1: and tell them they suck. I know this is dumb,

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Speaker 1: and I need someone to talk me out of it

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Speaker 1: or into it. I've started foolish Google searches on how

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Speaker 1: to do this and emailed you, so there's already a

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Speaker 1: paper trail. I kind of don't care if I get

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Speaker 1: caught doing this. I used to live in a marginally

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Speaker 1: criminal environment as a homeless weed dealer, so nah, I

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Speaker 1: guess my life needs some dumb excitement. Can you either

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Speaker 1: convince me this is seriously ridiculous and also whether or

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Speaker 1: not to do it completely true listener, need true help,

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Speaker 1: Jackson requiem. Now, I know I have a last name

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Speaker 1: for a first name and a weird name for a

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Speaker 1: last name, so I figured i'd give y'all some help.

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Speaker 1: My last name is pronounced raikwam. It is a bastardized

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Speaker 1: version of rachvam, which I believe means farm by the

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Speaker 1: sea in Norwegian. Love y'all, tons, keep up the awesome work. Wow,

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Speaker 1: since you know, thank you, Jackson. We appreciate that where

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Speaker 1: you're here for you though, So I bulled this one over.

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Speaker 1: I talked to the katy kat up the stream. I

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Speaker 1: got an answer. I'm happy to help you, right, really, Okay,

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Speaker 1: for the record, telling everyone in the city of Calgary

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Speaker 1: to suck at douchebags via mass texting. Yeah, it's the

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Speaker 1: sort of thing that's best left as a fantasy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would definitely say something. I mean, it's perfect as

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Speaker 1: a fantasy, it's a beautiful fantasy. As a reality, it'll

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Speaker 1: probably just result in lots of time in a courtroom.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, unless you want to spend tots of time

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Speaker 1: in a courtroom. Keep this one a fantasy. We should

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Speaker 1: start a service where you can text a number whatever

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Speaker 1: angry thing you want, thinking that you're texting an entire city,

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Speaker 1: and then you'll get like a bunch of texts back. Okay, man,

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00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 1: that's not fair. No, Calgary is number one. Brot bucko. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you all the book Calgary. Eh, you'll come

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Speaker 1: over here. Watch your language now. We also receive a

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Speaker 1: lot of meaningful feedback, and so I kind of want

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Speaker 1: to dip in a little, just for a second, and

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Speaker 1: a meaningful one. So we got an email from listener

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Speaker 1: Andrea Robertson. Okay, right, dear all. My name is Andrea Robertson.

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Speaker 1: I live in a little house in the country in

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Speaker 1: northern Vermont. I retired a few months ago at sixty

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Speaker 1: seven years old. It can be a bit isolating, but

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Speaker 1: I'm okay with it. My routine, at least until the snowfalls,

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Speaker 1: is to sit on my porch late afternoon, tap into

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Speaker 1: your stories and laugh or blurt out you're gidding me.

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00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,120
Speaker 1: When Zarin gets excited and talks a mile a minute,

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Speaker 1: I crack up. When Elizabeth starts to laugh and can't stop.

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Speaker 1: I do the same. You two are super bright people,

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Speaker 1: and I enjoy producer Dave's input. I have learned a

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Speaker 1: lot roared with laughter and I've had my spirits lifted

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Speaker 1: thanks to your great stories. The bank robberies are the

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Speaker 1: ridiculously bestest. This is just a note to reach out

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Speaker 1: that you make a lot of difference to people you

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Speaker 1: don't even know. Many thanks, Andrea robertson Northeast Kingdom, Vermont.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, so you know. So it's incredible everyone, So

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Speaker 1: thank you so much, Andrea. We are doing it for you,

473
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 1: and everyone's sitting on porches laughing out loud by themselves. Yes,

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Speaker 1: or everyone at a job that can't Yes, for the

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Speaker 1: workingmen and women. Now, Elizabeth, you love animals, animal stories. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Producer Dave does well. So listener Dustin Pile has got

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Speaker 1: y'all covered, okay, quote did you know? In nineteen o eight,

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Speaker 1: The New York Times reported on a dog in Paris

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Speaker 1: who saved a child from a river, and he was

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Speaker 1: rewarded with a steak. Over the next few weeks, that

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Speaker 1: dog continued to save more kids from the river for

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Speaker 1: more steak rewards, untill they figured out the dog tossed

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Speaker 1: the kids into the river to save them for the

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Speaker 1: steak treats. That's one kind of dog. I love that dog.

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Speaker 1: Dustin Pile had another one for you. This is the

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Speaker 1: story of a pig in Texas. Okay quote there is

487
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Speaker 1: also a pet pig in Texas currently who can escape

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Speaker 1: his house. He can even escape a harness. He then

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Speaker 1: went on an escapade of eating the neighbors jack o lanterns.

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Speaker 1: This led to neighbors being sad because the pig did

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Speaker 1: not eat their pumpkins. Ultimately, the neighborhood and pig owner

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Speaker 1: started a drive to give leftover jack o lanterns to

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Speaker 1: the pig. Again. Thanks for the podcast. Oh yeah, that

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Speaker 1: runner your beer? Your mother's dog. Bob, Dude, Bob can

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Speaker 1: get out of any harness. Yes, And when she takes

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Speaker 1: the dog to the vet, like when she takes Bob,

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Speaker 1: she basically has to wheel him in Hannibal Electric style

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Speaker 1: like job to something he can't move because otherwise he'll

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Speaker 1: weezle out and then go stand in the middle of

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Speaker 1: the road and be like, what are you gonna do?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to chase me? Do you want to

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Speaker 1: play traffic games? I love Bob but man, he's a shirt.

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Speaker 1: I got three words for you. Ready, huh bum Farto shirts? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, where's Bumfarto? Exactly? Listener Logan Wilkerson. He

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Speaker 1: went on, and where's Bumfarto's shirt? Hunt? Oh yeah, he writes,

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Speaker 1: and I hope this is the right email address. But

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Speaker 1: I love y'all show. I listened to it at work,

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Speaker 1: and I listen to new episodes when one comes out,

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Speaker 1: and it's nice that y'all make me laugh at work.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, I got just done listening to your new episode.

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Speaker 1: And if you go on Amazon, there are Where's Bumfarto? Shirts?

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Speaker 1: And the Depo hospital is real. I had to look

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Speaker 1: it up. Paul. I hope this does reach you, and

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Speaker 1: if not, it's too much to ask. Can you give

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Speaker 1: a shout out to Logan from Tennessee? So I know

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Speaker 1: you got the email about the where's bum far those shirts? Okay, y'all,

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Speaker 1: so I thought we could do this on three. Let's

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Speaker 1: give a shout out to Logan Wilkerson from Tennessee. Shout

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Speaker 1: out there. Good. Now, by the way, Logan had another

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Speaker 1: story to share. Okay, you're ready. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: this would be considered a ridiculous story. But I have

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Speaker 1: a story about my uncle who's currently serving a prison

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Speaker 1: sentence for an elementary school break in spree across three

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Speaker 1: counties Smith Wilson into Cab County or around the mid

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Speaker 1: two thousand tents. Some details I know is that my

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Speaker 1: baby mom is the one who did the driving while

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Speaker 1: he did the break in. And I don't know if

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Speaker 1: it was every time, but they would have their son

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Speaker 1: with them, and they got caught because an officer drove

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Speaker 1: by a school and noticed it was broken in. And ironically,

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Speaker 1: this officer and his family knew my mom and stepdad.

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Speaker 1: This wasn't the first time he got in trouble with

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Speaker 1: the law. Back in the early two tents, my uncle

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Speaker 1: and this guy robbed a school and Mount Joliet. When

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Speaker 1: the videos and pictures were shown on news networks, I

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Speaker 1: was at work on break when I saw them. The

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Speaker 1: first thing I thought to myself was what the excuse

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Speaker 1: the language? And I called my mom and she knew. Basically,

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Speaker 1: it seemed like a lot of people on side knew

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Speaker 1: it was him because of his mannerisms, but my grandmother

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Speaker 1: was in denial about it, and I think her and

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00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 1: my grandfather got into an argument about it because he

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Speaker 1: knew it was him all my grandmother said it wasn't

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Speaker 1: a little while later he got arrested, but it turned

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Speaker 1: out to be for a different charge. And that's all

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Speaker 1: I can remember about it, yea. Anyway, keep up the

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Speaker 1: good working on the show. I'm loving it. Wow. I

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Speaker 1: just loveing family all knowing immediately it's him on TV, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's Uncle Johnny. I know that walk that I recognize

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Speaker 1: that little anyway, So Elizabeth, I got four more words

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Speaker 1: for you, Yes, but in this case of four words

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Speaker 1: are also for producer Dave. Oh yeah, the Buddy Sancy musical. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Island's finest now listener Brian writes in and I gotta

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Speaker 1: quote him. Hey, guys, I loved your episode on Buddy.

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00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 1: You reminded me how much I loved and miss Buddy.

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Speaker 1: I'll never forget the night the Feds charged him. The

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00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: local news sent a young reporter out to a bar

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Speaker 1: to get reactions from locals. She obviously wasn't from around

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Speaker 1: here because she was shocked that everyone's reaction was just

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Speaker 1: and she could not convince anyone it was about thing

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Speaker 1: we all know, Buddy was corrupt. But he was corrupt

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Speaker 1: for us exactly. I met a stafford at a bar

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Speaker 1: once and she told me a great story about a

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Speaker 1: woman who came to his office representing a charity and

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00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: he shouted, to someone, where's the money from that drug bust?

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Speaker 1: Give it to this lady. You have to understand, though,

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Speaker 1: that Rhode Island was a mob state at the time.

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00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: The patriarcha family operated more or less in the open

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Speaker 1: and did a great job of keeping disorganized crime down.

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Speaker 1: In fact, one of my first jobs was that a

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Speaker 1: known mob front. It made for a great story in college.

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Speaker 1: Whenever someone asked what I did over the summer, I

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Speaker 1: tell him I worked for the mob. They turned white

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Speaker 1: and asked what I did. I told him I was

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Speaker 1: a short order cook. So I can't. I still can't

576
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 1: watch mob movies because they always make the mafia out

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00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: to be bad guys. Nonsense, and you missed a great detail.

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00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: Buddy had a locker at the Capitol Grill. I believe

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Speaker 1: it was locker number one, with a few bottles of

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Speaker 1: his Marinera in it, even while he was in prison. Cheers, Brian,

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Speaker 1: So right, you gotta love the bit about we all

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Speaker 1: knew Buddy was corrupt, but he was corrupt for us that,

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Speaker 1: you know. Listen, I will put up with, you know,

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Speaker 1: municipal corruption if they take care of the people. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'll just say, now, Dave, do you is this accurate?

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Speaker 1: I mean, were we speaking out of turn here? Yeah?

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00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: Mari Narrow bottles cigars and I think a backup to

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Speaker 1: pay is amazing. All the capital grill just on demand.

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Speaker 1: So I got another one for you. This is from listeners,

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Speaker 1: doctor Stephen Angel. Okay, he writes in quote, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if this is necessarily a crime yet, but could be.

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Speaker 1: And the headline alone, Yeah right, excry just letting us know.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to give you guys great a content. Watch

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Speaker 1: this space, hold my beer now. Headline he sent in

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Speaker 1: was player at Saint Louis Chess Cup accused of using

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Speaker 1: anal beads to cheat. Oh yeah, so that face you

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Speaker 1: just made me amazing. By the way, thanks so. According

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Speaker 1: to the Riverfront Times quote, the matching question happened on

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Speaker 1: September four during the sink Field Cup, one of the

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Speaker 1: longest running chess tournaments in the United States. It is

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Speaker 1: the final leg of the Grand Chess Tour. It features

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Speaker 1: some of the world's best chess players, as well as

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00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 1: three hundred and fifty thousand dollars total prize fund. So

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Speaker 1: the story goes on to note in round three of

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Speaker 1: the Cup, Magnus Carlson thirty one, a chess grand master

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Speaker 1: from Norway, played against Hans Niemann nineteen, a chess prodigy

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Speaker 1: originally from San Francisco. So stories start a pick up, right,

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Speaker 1: So a grand champion goes as this young upstart from

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Speaker 1: the city. Right, Yeah, not exactly alarm bells yet. But

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Speaker 1: when did the anal beats enter the picture? Great question, Elizabeth,

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Speaker 1: I know you wanted to know to know before the

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Speaker 1: news story outlines who these two chess champs are and

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Speaker 1: the relative to each other. Let's just get into that first.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into the anal beats next. Thank you, so

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Speaker 1: stay patients. Quote. Carlson is a five time grand champion

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Speaker 1: and one of the greatest chess players in the world.

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Speaker 1: He's been a chess for nom since he was thirteen,

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Speaker 1: and there's even a documentary about him titled Magnus that

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Speaker 1: found a general audience beyond just chess players. Nieman is

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Speaker 1: also a grandmaster, though according to World Chess dot Com,

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Speaker 1: Nieman was the lowest rated player at the tournament other

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Speaker 1: than that little dig at the end, right right. The

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Speaker 1: last time these two faced in an online tournament, Carlson

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Speaker 1: lost to Niemen, right, So who then said in his

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00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 1: post victory press conference, the chess speaks for itself. That's

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Speaker 1: the young upstart. Right after that, he went on to

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Speaker 1: lose two of the next three matches against Carlson. So well,

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Speaker 1: the chess spoke for itself exactly. He set himself up

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Speaker 1: on that one. So cut to the chess event in

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Speaker 1: Saint Louis, the one under question. Yeah, Nieman beats Carlson

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Speaker 1: in this shocking victory that Fiss referred to as quote

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Speaker 1: an upset for the ages. Now, why would VISs say that,

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm not what they're known for their chess. Now,

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Speaker 1: it's according to the Riverfront Times, Carlson had played fifty

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Speaker 1: three classical matches without a loss, and Carlson was playing white,

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Speaker 1: which has a statistical advantage over black since white moves

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Speaker 1: first in chess. Now, after the victory, Nieman told this

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Speaker 1: Saint Louis Chess Club, which subsequently posted his comments and

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Speaker 1: a YouTube channel for everyone to see. Quote. I think

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Speaker 1: Carlson was just so demoralized because he's losing to an

641
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Speaker 1: idiot like me. It must be embarrassing for the world

642
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 1: champion to lose to me. I feel bad for him.

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00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: Oh right, So now the gossip starts. He's basically texted,

644
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: suck it, yeah, exactly due the whole city of this guy.

645
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 1: So the YouTube videos get posted. More YouTube videos get posted.

646
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: Another chess champion, this dude, Hikaro Nakamura. He posts a

647
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Speaker 1: video where he outlines his theory that Nieman cheated, and

648
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Speaker 1: so Weiss follows this you know, and it basically explains

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Speaker 1: Nakamura's whole theory. Weiss describes a discussion of this player

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Speaker 1: who could cheat by quote using vibration based buttons in

651
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Speaker 1: a player's shoe. And here Elizabeth is where anal beads

652
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: entered the picture. Okay, enter Elon musk. Oh. He followed

653
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: the drama in the chess world, and being Elon musk

654
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Speaker 1: he wanted to add his two cents. He tweeted a

655
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Speaker 1: riff on a quote from philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer and I quote,

656
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Speaker 1: talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius

657
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: hits a target no one can see because it's in

658
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: your butt richest man in the world. Yeah. Yeah, so

659
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,320
Speaker 1: that tweet has since been deleted. Really, you can always

660
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,359
Speaker 1: count on Elon Musk to give his twelve year old

661
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: boy opinion on everything. So keeping things weird and inedible

662
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: for you, I have another one for you. Well wait, yes,

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Speaker 1: I feel like there was a Reddit post about chess cheating. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: same story, it's the same one. Yeah, but I don't

665
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Speaker 1: think it involved anal beats an all beat. Oh, well,

666
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: there's are you talking about? There's a poker where the

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Speaker 1: poker cheating where they had the woman going against the

668
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Speaker 1: guy and they accused her of cheating. Now you know that.

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Speaker 1: I'm a big a Subreddit lurker. Yeah, and I feel

670
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Speaker 1: like there was something another, like it was like in

671
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Speaker 1: a local chess club. Oh, I don't know, I don't whatever.

672
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: There's been a lot of cheating, Like there's the fishing

673
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 1: cheating in the Bass Championship, there was cheating in poker,

674
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,760
Speaker 1: cheating in the chest. There's been a lot of cheating.

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00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 1: That fish story of waiting the Fish I am. I

676
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Speaker 1: would love to do an episode on it, but I

677
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: just don't have enough. I've like done all sorts of

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Speaker 1: deep dive research Yeah. That's the one problem with those

679
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: stories is unfortunately there's not enough for us to stretch

680
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 1: it into a full show. Yeah, so you get it

681
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 1: like this to get this so yeah, So I have

682
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Speaker 1: another one for you. This is from listener Tree. Wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, erin. Yeah, it looks like it's to add o' clock.

684
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 1: Oh it's at a clock? Oh is it? I need

685
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: some ads to keep going? Well, then that's you're right,

686
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 1: producer Dave. Let's we'll sidetrack this because I know you

687
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 1: like trains, Elizabeth. We're gonna put this on a side spur.

688
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: Thank you, producer Dave, and we'll be back in a

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Speaker 1: flash after these ads ragged all you around. Hey, I'm

690
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 1: listening to your podcast. Hello, Elizabeth and Zaren, thank you

691
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: so much for doing the podcast. It is Stephanie from Minnesota. Hey,

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00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:46,280
Speaker 1: Elizabeth and Zaren, just want to say thank you for

693
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Speaker 1: the great work that you do on this podcast. It's

694
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 1: my very favorite. This podcast is like one of the

695
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:57,439
Speaker 1: funniest podcasts I've found about crime. No, I'm sorry, the

696
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 1: only podcast I've ever found about crime. All lesbet We're

697
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: back in. Those ads were delicious, Thank god, they're so good.

698
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 1: I bought everything so keeping things weird and in edible.

699
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: Did you buy like the public service announcements? I hope

700
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 1: there are all public service announcements. I did bottom. I

701
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: bought all gold. It was just gold, gold gold. But look,

702
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: I can't trust the market anymore, No, who can. I

703
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 1: gotta buy gold. Yeah, I had that in like paper products,

704
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 1: and then if you guys bridge you can sell me.

705
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: I got all the toilet paper I gotta. I got

706
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 1: a storage unit, just filled a toilet paper for the

707
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,720
Speaker 1: next time. Everyone wants toilet paper. I got damn covered paper.

708
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 1: Don't go bad. No, So anyway, listener, Tracy m she

709
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: wrote to us, did you want us to let know

710
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: about another ridiculous thing. It's called the Spam Museum of

711
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: the And it's not an email museum, it's canned meat museum. Yeah. So,

712
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:12,839
Speaker 1: according to TRACYM had a quote, Austin, Minnesota is home

713
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,439
Speaker 1: of spam. Spam, as you know, was the first can

714
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 1: meat that didn't need to be refrigerated, which was beneficial

715
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: in the war. Now spam is popular all over the world. Hormel,

716
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,720
Speaker 1: I think bought out spam, but one of the conditions

717
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 1: of the buyout from the owner creator of spam was

718
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 1: at the headquarters, had to stay in this tiny town

719
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: of Austin, Minnesota, and a certain percentage of yearly sales

720
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: of spam had to go back to the community, and

721
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 1: another larger percentage of sales had to go to a

722
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Speaker 1: cancer researched institute that is also located in Austin, Minnesota. Yeah,

723
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 1: all dope stuff. Way to go spam, right, how much

724
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: cancer has spam cost? Oh? Come on saving more people

725
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: that it's putting over. That is true, that's sustaining. The

726
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: spam stand for something. Yeah, it's uh, what is it?

727
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: Some pretty as meat? No, it's some pretty as I

728
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,760
Speaker 1: think it's a it's some thing about pork and ham.

729
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 1: It's I don't I don't remember. I don't know. Okay, Yeah, yeah,

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00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 1: some pretty as meat. That's what it stands for. Now.

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Speaker 1: In Austin, there is a spam museum quote where they

732
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 1: have all sorts of spam facts and facts and things

733
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,720
Speaker 1: to look at, like a motorcycle to drove across country

734
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: on Greece. Not sure if it was spam juice. It

735
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: is actually an interesting and fun museum. While they're visiting,

736
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: one of the workers told us all sorts of fun

737
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Speaker 1: facts about spam. The best was about a man from

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00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 1: England who loved spam. I mean loved it. He loved

739
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: it so much that he went to the Crown to

740
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: ask to have his name changed. Not sure what his

741
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,399
Speaker 1: name was before, but let's say John Smith. So John

742
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 1: Smith changed his name to John I Love Spam. He

743
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,359
Speaker 1: also got married and his wife took his I Love

744
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: Spam last name. John I Love Spam wanted to get

745
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 1: married at the Spam Museum and their response was you

746
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: spam and believe it. I added that part. They said,

747
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,439
Speaker 1: we will allow you to get married at the spam

748
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 1: Museum as long as we pay for it all. So

749
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: they flew him and his friends and a family to America,

750
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: had a big media event with news cameras, and I

751
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: think I Am even sent them on us honeymoon as well.

752
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,359
Speaker 1: TRACYM wow. So it's not really a crime in that one,

753
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,959
Speaker 1: but it was ridiculous. It is totally ridiculous. I didn't

754
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 1: know there's a spam museum, so now we know, and

755
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 1: there's John I Love Spam out there somewhere in the

756
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 1: world where I don't think so. I wonder if he

757
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: goes to Hawaii and they're like yeah, oh my god,

758
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: they're like brought up. Yeah. Now this next one we

759
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 1: have an email is from listener Steph Stewart. Okay, right,

760
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 1: this is the last of the emails for you, right, okay,

761
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: so buckle up. Yes, quote hello, I just quote hello.

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00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: That was it. It was a short email. Ridiculous, right, suck.

763
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 1: So this one goes and I quote I just adore

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Speaker 1: your podcast. I used to work as a nine one

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00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,479
Speaker 1: one emergency dispatcher, and the ridiculous crimes were a big

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00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 1: reason I love my job. I have some short crimes

767
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,919
Speaker 1: that I thought you would enjoy, some from my time

768
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:56,879
Speaker 1: as a dispatcher, and some from my hometown of Waukeisha, Wisconsin. Well,

769
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: we'll read just one because she was kind enough to

770
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 1: give us a bunch. But for this story, Steph is

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00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: given it the title the Gorilla Man. I already loved this,

772
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: so she wrote, this one is my favorite because I

773
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 1: was the connecting factor to solving this case years after

774
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 1: it took place. So, like you, special investigator, she's down

775
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 1: to solve a mystery years after the case. She got

776
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 1: to the bottom of a gorilla man mystery. So, Elizabeth,

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00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: are you ready for this one? Yeah? I'd like you

778
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 1: to close your eyes. Picture it. Picture quote. When I

779
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Speaker 1: was a freshman in college, I lived in an on

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Speaker 1: campus housing. One day, one of my classmates came knocking

781
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 1: on my door unannounced. You'll never guess what just happened.

782
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 1: A guy dressed as a gorilla jumped out at me

783
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: from behind the bushes. She excitedly told me, Oh, no,

784
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,839
Speaker 1: is he okay? I asked you. See, my friend did

785
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 1: not look intimidating in the least. She was a little

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Speaker 1: Korean woman. Little did most people know she was a

787
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: black belt in some type of martial arts. You can't

788
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 1: remember which anymore, but from Atlanta, Georgia. She had started

789
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 1: martial arts to protect herself in her neighborhood. She had

790
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: beaten the gorilla man too badly, just enough that he

791
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 1: ran off. Yes. So fast forward a couple of years

792
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: and I'm working as a nine one one dispatcher. During

793
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: a dead stretch, my co worker started telling me stories

794
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: from before I started at the department. Quote, just a

795
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: couple of months before you started here, she shared, there

796
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: was this guy in a gorilla suit who kept jumping

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00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 1: out from bushes at people. By the time our officers

798
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: would arrive he would be gone. We could never figure

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Speaker 1: out who he was, since you know, he had a

800
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: guerrilla mask on. Then one day he just stopped. We

801
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 1: haven't gotten a single call about a guerrilla man since

802
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: I know what happened, I said. I then told her

803
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: about my friend and her lightning fast reflexes. After work,

804
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 1: I headed over to my boyfriend's apartment unrelated. He's now

805
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: my husband and also loves your podcast, and told him

806
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 1: all about how I solved the mystery what happened to

807
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 1: the guerrilla man. Jeremiah sat there quietly for a minute

808
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 1: before saying, so that's why he got rid of that what?

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00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: Needless to say, I was intrigued. You know my old

810
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: roommate who rented that TV, the one who's jeep you

811
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:05,319
Speaker 1: filled with tumbleweeds? Yeah, that one. What about him? So

812
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 1: he had this gorilla costume he always had in his backpack,

813
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: and then one day it was gone and he would

814
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: never tell us why. Next time I shared a ship

815
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: with that coworker, I told her the rest of the story.

816
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: It was such a weird coincidence. I'm not even sure

817
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 1: she believed me. I wow, right, that's an amazing story.

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00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 1: So good. So Steph also recalled when the Stratavarius was

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00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:29,399
Speaker 1: stolen in Milwaukee, which we've covered, and she writes, quote,

820
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: I also remember when the Stratavarius was stolen in Milwaukee.

821
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Speaker 1: It was right before my parents came out to help

822
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: me with my first baby, when the master art thief

823
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 1: wanted to keep the violin in Milwaukee. That's just the

824
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 1: most Wisconsin thing I've ever heard coming from that area.

825
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: There's a lot of local pride. It's kind of fun.

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Speaker 1: Steph Stewart, I love it. Thank you, Steph. Oh that

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Speaker 1: was so good. I love the Gorilla Man story. That's

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Speaker 1: one of my favorites. I love the local pride. I

829
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: wish that, by the way, for anyone, not just people

830
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Speaker 1: in the Midwest in the South, but I love where

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Speaker 1: you are from, or maybe you should move and find

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00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 1: somewhere you do love well. I mean, I think right now,

833
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 1: it seems like I've talked about next door and everyone

834
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: I know all over the country who lurks on next

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Speaker 1: door like I do. Everyone complains about everything and they're

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Speaker 1: not to be like all like gratitude warrior about it,

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Speaker 1: because there's a lot to love. But also you know what,

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Speaker 1: not to get super cheesy on it, but to get

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Speaker 1: to just do that in general, not just from where

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Speaker 1: what are the things that are rad right now? Yeah

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Speaker 1: we can be thankful for yeah little perspective, Zar and

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Speaker 1: I am thankful for you row listen to you. Wow,

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Speaker 1: your diculous takeaway? Oh well, now, Dave, you owe me

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Speaker 1: five bucks. My takeaway is that once again the listeners

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Speaker 1: have come through. Yeah right, with's just incredible stuff, ridiculous stuff. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's amazing. We have the best fans. We're ridiculously lucky

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Speaker 1: and thanks for listening exactly. So that's our show. Awesome anyway,

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Speaker 1: I hope you all enjoyed it. This one was for you.

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Speaker 1: You can find us online if you like, at Ridiculous Crime,

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Speaker 1: us at the emails. Yeah, thanks for listening. Ridiculous Crime

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Speaker 1: is hosted by Elizabeth Dutton and Zaron Burnett, produced and

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Speaker 1: edited by the illustrious master of the Mayhem and Chaos, Dave.

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Speaker 1: Thomas Lee and our Resident Minister of the Sinister Sounds

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