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Speaker 1: dot com or call It's almost time for your phone tap.

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Speaker 1: And recently one of our listeners email asking if we

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Speaker 1: could prank her husband while he's out at the golf course.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, now, before he left that morning, she just

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Speaker 1: told him she's gonna go get a professional massage. That

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Speaker 1: seems nice. What she didn't mention, though, is her masseuse

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Speaker 1: is a notorious Latino lover with a degree in the

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Speaker 1: art of seduction. His name's Rolando, and Rolando just needs

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Speaker 1: his permission to give this guy's wife the forbiden touch,

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Speaker 1: which only Rolando can do. Okay, you'll hear the husband's

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Speaker 1: reaction to the forbidden touch in your phone tap right

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Speaker 1: now the twenty oh Hello is this Bill? Yes? Who

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Speaker 1: is this? My name is Rolando? Is your wife? Jamie

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Speaker 1: gave me your number, asked me to call you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's the reference to? She wanted to make sure you

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Speaker 1: are okay, with all of the techniques that I use excuse,

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Speaker 1: who are you talking about right now? Oh? Pardon? I

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Speaker 1: am your wife's massus today. She is in the other

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Speaker 1: room right now waiting for me, and you need me again? Why?

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Speaker 1: We've had some interesting feedback about my how do you

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Speaker 1: say techniques, which is probably why I am so popular,

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Speaker 1: especially with the ladies. Who are you talking about right now?

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Speaker 1: I am just calling to receive permission from you to

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Speaker 1: do what Rolando does. I'm not the one getting a massage.

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Speaker 1: She's an adult. Why don't you ask her? I must

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Speaker 1: warn you, sir, this is not a normal massage. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know you keep saying that what exactly is not normal?

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Speaker 1: About it? First, I will start with the dose the

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Speaker 1: most sensual and sensitive parts of the body. I do

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Speaker 1: a little bit of soaking, then some scribill excuse me,

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Speaker 1: with a little bit of what some soaking and some scrubbing.

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Speaker 1: That didn't sound like soaking to me. It sound like

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Speaker 1: you said sucking. No, I said soaking, not to socking,

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Speaker 1: my friend. No, I know what I heard. No, I

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Speaker 1: no hand socking is hand soaking. Look I don't say

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Speaker 1: what do you do? Just don't be sucking anything with

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Speaker 1: my wife. You got it. My apologies, sir. Let me

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Speaker 1: try again. I will soak her toes. Notice I said

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Speaker 1: soak okay, yeah, yeah, I got that part. Then well

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Speaker 1: I don't have to do much more. She will be

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Speaker 1: wondering what is going to happen next when I roinefold

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Speaker 1: her for the arrest of whoa, whoa whoa. If you

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Speaker 1: start doing any weird like that, that is not okay.

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Speaker 1: You don't have permission to do any of that. No, sir,

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Speaker 1: a blindfold is important. No, no, no, I'm don't you

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Speaker 1: take away one sense. The rest of them become very aroused,

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Speaker 1: and what you should have to do with the sense

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Speaker 1: is not quite as a roused. No blind fold already

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Speaker 1: said no weird. I just want you to know what

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Speaker 1: to expect. It is very common for the woman i'm

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Speaker 1: massage to a return home, and that night, when she

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Speaker 1: has asleep, you may hear her call out Rolando, Rolando,

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Speaker 1: I Rolando, he's wrong with you fashion. It's not passion,

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Speaker 1: you say like a mental patient. Oh maybe you let

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Speaker 1: Rolando suck your tho sometime, and trust me what you

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Speaker 1: will be screaming my name too. You only told you're

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Speaker 1: gonna get familiar on my shoe going up your oh

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Speaker 1: Rolando line. I looked, this sounds rufe. Maybe I'll be

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Speaker 1: screaming Jordan after out of these we um um, I

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Speaker 1: am guy, this is some kind of a joke. It's

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Speaker 1: not funny. Maybe at days, and maybe I am just

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Speaker 1: setting you up for the How do you say, phone

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Speaker 1: brank what are you talking about? Sorry? This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jose from Brinkan Jeffrey in the morning. I'm on a

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Speaker 1: radio show and I'm doing a prank phone call on you. Man.

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Speaker 1: It's a phone tap. Oh my god. Yeah, your wife

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Speaker 1: Jamie set you up. She heard you were all golfing

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Speaker 1: today and she thought, well, maybe she could make you

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Speaker 1: a little jealous. You can imagine some Latin lover giving

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Speaker 1: her a massage. Okay, what your jealous of? What? Hanging

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Speaker 1: out with a bunch of idiots playing golf? Gout? It

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Speaker 1: sound like she was going to you're something. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with phone dads weekday mornings on the twenties

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