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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame.

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Speaker 2: Today Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Trevor

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Speaker 2: calling from cleaning. Uh is this Jason? Yeah, Hi Jason,

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Speaker 2: it's Trevor calling from cleaning. You know, we clean your

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Speaker 2: house every week.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Hi, Hi, how are you today, Trevor.

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Speaker 2: I'm not too bad, Thank you for asking. I mean,

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Speaker 2: it's been a stressful day here at work. But other

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Speaker 2: than that, you know, I'm doing pretty good. I have

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Speaker 2: some plans later to hop on PlayStation Live with some

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Speaker 2: friends of mine in a game for a while, you know,

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Speaker 2: and I think I'm gonna have probably some beef stroking

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Speaker 2: off for dinner or something like that. So all in all,

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Speaker 2: i'd say it's been a pretty good day, you know, except.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm Trevor.

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Speaker 3: I'm happy that you're having a great day or stressful day,

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Speaker 3: and then you're just going to get better later.

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Speaker 1: But I'm a little busy right now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my boss told me to call you.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Well, so when we were cleaning your house today, there

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Speaker 2: was like a little incident, and so they said I

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Speaker 2: should tell you about it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So so Trevor, tell me about the little.

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Speaker 3: Incident because I got things to do? So how little

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Speaker 3: of an incident was it?

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Speaker 2: Well? I think have you ever heard of a happy

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Speaker 2: accident before?

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Speaker 1: Are you talking about like massage pilot? What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about, Trevor?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, it's like where you know, something happens where

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Speaker 2: it's like an accident, but then it ends up to

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Speaker 2: be like a happy thing, like a happy accident. I

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Speaker 2: guess you could actually call it a accident. That would

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Speaker 2: be good too, if you combined the words I've never.

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Speaker 1: Heard me a favorite.

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Speaker 3: Can you tell me what what you're calling about? Because

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Speaker 3: I have a lot of to do. What do you

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Speaker 3: mean you had an accident in my house? What do

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Speaker 3: you mean a happy accident?

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Speaker 1: Can you? Can you tell me what happened?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh yeah, I saw. Yeah. They told me to

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Speaker 2: tell you about it because you might it might be

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Speaker 2: important for me.

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Speaker 1: Tell me about it. Just tell me about it, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, So I was cleaning, you know, because I'm a

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Speaker 2: cleaner at your house.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what happened?

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Speaker 2: Okay? So I knocked over a vase? And then.

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Speaker 1: Which vase did you knock over?

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Speaker 2: Well, it's like a little vase, you know.

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Speaker 1: And which color is the little vase? And where was it?

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Speaker 2: Uh, well, okay. So it was in the living room

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Speaker 2: on a table by the TV. It's like a bluish.

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Speaker 1: Kind of color on the Are you serious?

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Speaker 2: I had some headphones in and then I was kind

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Speaker 2: of like, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Care about your headphone. So what happened to the vase?

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Speaker 2: Trevor, Oh, well, that's the happy accident a part, because.

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Speaker 1: Like not a happy accident. What happened to the vase?

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Speaker 2: So I tipped it over, but it didn't break. There

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Speaker 2: was a bunch of dust in it, and so I

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Speaker 2: vacuumed all the dust uff.

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Speaker 1: No, that wasn't dust. That wasn't dust, You idiot. Have

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Speaker 1: you ever seen an urn before? You vacuumed up my

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Speaker 1: kid's dead lizard ashes? Well, I gotta I gotta do

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Speaker 1: something about this. I gotta call your manager. Do you

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Speaker 1: have anything else to say to me? Well?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that wasn't the main reason. My boss told me

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Speaker 2: I should call you.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What do you mean that's

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Speaker 1: going for me? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Because I wanted to replace the dust, which I guess

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Speaker 2: is you can't.

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Speaker 1: You can't replace the dust. It was a living creature.

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Speaker 1: Now it's gone, and that was its ashes. We were

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Speaker 1: holding we were holding ceremonies for that listening.

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Speaker 2: Your house smells like cigarettes.

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Speaker 1: Now my house smells like stick? What does that mean?

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Speaker 2: So okay, I don't smoke, but to refill it, I

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Speaker 2: went to the store and I got a hell of cigarettes,

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Speaker 2: and so I was just burning cigarettes the whole time

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Speaker 2: while I was screaming.

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Speaker 1: Where are you from? What is wrong with you? What

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Speaker 1: is like? What are you?

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Speaker 2: The real thing is one of them fell in the

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Speaker 2: couch and it burns the entire couch.

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Speaker 1: Up? Are you? Where are you? Are you in my house?

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Speaker 1: Right now? Are you there?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Are you there?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Where are you? Where are you? I want to see you.

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Speaker 1: I want to see you in person.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Jason, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show

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Speaker 2: doing a phone frank on you, and your wife said

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Speaker 2: you up?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right. I was wondering.

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Speaker 3: I was wondering how someone Hey, yeah, you know, I

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Speaker 3: was imagining.

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Speaker 1: Going home with my house, my couch burning, My kids

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Speaker 1: are crying.

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Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone franks, we say

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Speaker 2: mornings on the twenties,