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Speaker 1: Sometimes we come up with some really brilliant ideas on

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Speaker 1: this show, and what You're about to hear is not

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Speaker 1: one of those. Okay, Because for the phone tap, we

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Speaker 1: enlisted Jose to be a professional couch coach to help

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Speaker 1: all the people working from home over the last few

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Speaker 1: years to get up and back into shape. There's a

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Speaker 1: company out there that sent a new fitness initiative to

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Speaker 1: all their employees, and apparently no one's taking it seriously.

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Speaker 1: So Jose is about to make a house call and

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Speaker 1: you'll notice at one point he almost breaks from just

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Speaker 1: one word. You're going to hear it your phone tap

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Speaker 1: right now?

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Speaker 2: Another on the twenties, Hello, what and two and three

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Speaker 2: and four?

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Speaker 3: And what? And two and three and four? How are

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Speaker 3: we feeling?

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Speaker 2: Hello?

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Speaker 3: Hi? Is this Heather?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Hi, I'm Julius. I'm your couch coach for of the day.

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Speaker 3: Are you ready to sweat from home?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 3: And three and four and three and four? No? What?

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Speaker 2: What is that? What's going on?

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Speaker 3: Oh? I'm sorry I didn't I'm from Home Flags Aerobics.

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Speaker 2: I've been hired by your company to help all you

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Speaker 2: work from homers get back in shape.

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Speaker 3: A wait, why are you trying?

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Speaker 2: I don't understand. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: Let's call. Let's call, It's called sister and what two up?

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Speaker 2: Hey? Can you please just turn off the music? I

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Speaker 2: can't understand what you're talking about. Well, if I turn

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Speaker 2: off the music, then our workout's gonna pause and it's

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Speaker 2: time to go.

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Speaker 3: Go go company? What are you turn off the music? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Now I'm sorry? What was your question?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, I have many questions. What is going on?

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Speaker 2: Who are you? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: What? I'm sorry? Did you not get the email?

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Speaker 2: The company send out an all staff email about the

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Speaker 2: new fitness initiative. No, oh, okay, I saw an email.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I read it.

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Speaker 2: So many of you are working from home now. They

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Speaker 2: want to help you lead a healthier lifestyle.

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Speaker 3: So once a.

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Speaker 2: Day they want you to take a ten minute work

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Speaker 2: break and focus on fitness with me, your couch coach.

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Speaker 3: Julie is yay, where Julie is? And three and four

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Speaker 3: and one and two and three and four? Take the

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Speaker 3: four and six. I'm sorry what I was working out

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Speaker 3: and you were? What did you say? You're right? I

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Speaker 3: was not, well, you should be.

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Speaker 2: Why would I think it's a minute break and listen

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Speaker 2: to this nonsense like, hey, they're grumpy puss.

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Speaker 3: Are you saying you don't want to get in shape?

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Speaker 2: Not like this.

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Speaker 3: I'm turning that five into a ten. You're gonna be

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Speaker 3: a dime when I'm done with you.

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Speaker 1: Girl.

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Speaker 3: Let's go hustle.

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Speaker 2: Hustle for the muscle and hustle and hustle, maybe tussle.

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Speaker 2: What do you do?

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Speaker 3: Here's what you do? Tell me a visual. Tell me

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Speaker 3: three things that are in front of you right now? Girl?

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Speaker 1: Uh, my computer?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Wall a wall?

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Speaker 3: And what else?

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Speaker 2: I don't let TV?

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Speaker 3: I don't okay, So pick up that TV. Pick it up? Girl?

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Speaker 2: Is it mountains the wall?

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Speaker 3: It's a talking okay, then jump on it.

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Speaker 2: Jump on it.

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Speaker 3: And if it doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Fall on something attached to the wall, it's vertical. You

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Speaker 2: can do pull ups on it and just lift those

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Speaker 2: knees and one and two and pull and up and

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Speaker 2: down and down? And are you not doing it? Do

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Speaker 2: you not like your job? Are okay?

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Speaker 1: Sure?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm totally doing it.

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Speaker 3: I knew it. I knew it, okay. And how much

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Speaker 3: fun are you having? None?

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Speaker 2: Listen, this is not.

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Speaker 3: Working like you think that.

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Speaker 2: You're just like yelling at me over the phone is

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Speaker 2: gonna be motivational because it's really not it. Okay, Heather,

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Speaker 2: can I be honest with you what I'm really out

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Speaker 2: of shape too. I gotta be honest with you. Why

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Speaker 2: you're doing this over the phone, because Y would do

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Speaker 2: this in person. Okay, let's be real. The company they

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Speaker 2: hired me, they never saw me either. I told them

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Speaker 2: I was a fitness trainer. But I gotta do these

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Speaker 2: calls and I'm exhausted, all right, But if you're on

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Speaker 2: the phone, I can't see it.

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Speaker 3: I don't even like walking, and I'm paying you.

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Speaker 2: To do that. I'm like baffled.

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Speaker 3: What is wrong A lot? You would actually be surprised.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe it.

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Speaker 2: But I haven't even given me a raise in three years. Well,

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Speaker 2: because you're to sound like you're motivated, you know this is.

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Speaker 3: How I sound. Oh what, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Actually doing the job and qualified to do the job.

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Speaker 2: You just said you're not even qualified.

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Speaker 3: Oh so am I I am now doing the job.

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Speaker 3: Look at me. I'm jumping, I'm twisting, I'm twirling. I

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Speaker 3: just hit a backflip.

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Speaker 2: But reality, I'm just hitting cheetos.

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Speaker 3: It's for you. It is doing no favors for my

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Speaker 3: blood pressure.

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Speaker 2: Don't tell the company. Okay, So I'm gonna hang up

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Speaker 2: now because this is no way productive. And I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: tell them that you're scamming them.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you can't.

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Speaker 2: Tell them that I'm scamming them because I'm scamming you

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Speaker 2: right now.

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Speaker 3: So they're not gonna believe a scam is gonna be

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Speaker 3: a scammer. And now we're all scamming each other.

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Speaker 1: What what does that even mean?

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Speaker 2: I should probably just tell you this is a phone brink.

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Speaker 3: Wait what we're a morning radio show. Your coworker Ada

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Speaker 3: set you up.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Ada said your company just sent on

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Speaker 2: a new fitness initiative to all the employees, but you

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Speaker 2: hadn't seen it yet.

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Speaker 1: Because I thought you were a psychopath that I really

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Speaker 1: needed to like track down and get it.

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Speaker 3: Who says I'm not a psychopath?

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Speaker 2: And seven and nine and twelve, we're skipping numbers now

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Speaker 2: in forty seven fifty three. No, okay, you got your

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Speaker 2: point across. I get it, I get it.

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Speaker 3: Weeke up.

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Speaker 2: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning