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Speaker 1: You've ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the

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Speaker 1: Fred Show. Hey, Simon, good morning, how you doing morning?

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Speaker 1: How are you? We are great, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: So it's waiting by the phone. We're trying to figure

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Speaker 1: out if you've been ghosted by this woman Maria. So

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Speaker 1: we got to kind of have all the backstory. You

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Speaker 1: gotta set this up for us. How did you guys meet?

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Speaker 1: How many dates have you been on? What were the dates?

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Speaker 1: Like kind of you'll fill us in. Yeah, so we.

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Speaker 2: Met on Hinge. We hung out a total of two times.

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Speaker 2: The first one we just had drinks and then the

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Speaker 2: second one I invited her over to my place to

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Speaker 2: watch a movie. And when so we were watching the movie,

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Speaker 2: we had some drinks and then she said that she

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Speaker 2: had to like wake up really early, and so she left.

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Speaker 1: And.

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Speaker 2: I mean I just like not no response, nothing. I

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Speaker 2: mean I tried not to like overreach out because that's

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Speaker 2: like too much, you know, but you look you want

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Speaker 2: to look hirsty. Yeah, yeah, but it's like weird because

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 1: Know, now, Simon, did you intend to actually watch a

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Speaker 1: movie or was this code word watch a movie? Stuff? Like?

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Speaker 1: What was what was really going to happen there. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I mean, she's I was kind of open to whatever.

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Speaker 2: I mean, she's coming over, So I wasn't. I wasn't

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Speaker 2: like say I was in that it was for sure

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Speaker 1: Okay, but that's a code where everybody really knows what

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Speaker 1: watch a movie means. It never means watch a movie.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, okay, so more than a movie, sure, right,

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Speaker 1: got it? So a couple of dates, you know, you

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Speaker 1: thought everything went great. I mean, so now we're trying

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Speaker 1: to figure out why you're not getting a third date.

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Speaker 1: Two dates is pretty good. A third date would be better,

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Speaker 1: of course, But you you can't get a hold of

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Speaker 1: this woman. You've called her, you've texted, I assume no

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Speaker 1: response from anything, right, huh. Okay, Well, let's call this

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Speaker 1: woman in just a second. Her name is Bria again,

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Speaker 1: and we'll see if we can get her on the phone.

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Speaker 1: You'll be on the phone as well. We'll ask some

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Speaker 1: questions and hopefully we can straighten things out, and then

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Speaker 1: we'll get you guys going on a third date that

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Speaker 1: we pay for. Sound good? Yeah, sounds great? All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna play one song and we'll come back and

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Speaker 1: do it, Simon, hang on, let's see what happens next

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Speaker 1: in part two after Ariana. In two minutes, we'll do it.

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Speaker 1: The Fred Show is commercial free. Ariana is on the

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Speaker 1: freend Show. Good morning. Thank you for having us song

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Speaker 1: on the radio. Also the iHeartRadio app as well. Anytime

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Speaker 1: search for the Fred Show. Hey, Simon, Hey, welcome back, Simon.

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Speaker 1: Let's call it Bria. You guys, you met on the

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Speaker 1: dating app Hine. You went on a couple of times.

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Speaker 1: I guess one more traditional. The first date was more traditional.

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Speaker 1: The second date at your house watching a movie. She laughed,

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Speaker 1: and you haven't heard from her since you've texted, You've called,

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Speaker 1: no response whatsoever. Correct. All right, let's call her now,

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Speaker 1: see if we can figure this out. Good luck, Simon. Okay, Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hi is just Bria.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it is hi Bria.

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Speaker 1: Good morning. My name is Fred. I'm calling from the

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Speaker 1: morning radio show. It's called The Fred's Show, and I

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Speaker 1: air right now, and I would need your permission to

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Speaker 1: continue with the Can we chat for just a couple

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Speaker 1: of minutes? I guess, well, thank you very much. We're

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Speaker 1: calling on behalf of a dude who says he met

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Speaker 1: you on a dating app and you guys were out

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Speaker 1: a couple of times. His name is Simon. Do you

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Speaker 1: remember this guy? Simon? Yeah, you do, all right, with

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Speaker 1: a laugh, little gig, little awkward giggle, which we're used

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Speaker 1: to hearing. So what happened with this dude? Because he

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Speaker 1: say about you, said that he enjoyed going out with you,

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Speaker 1: that you went out a couple of times, and that

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Speaker 1: he can't get a hold of you now. So what happened?

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm just that his choice.

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Speaker 1: In movies, Okay, Yeah, he did mention that on date

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Speaker 1: number two he invited you over to watch a movie,

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Speaker 1: which I guess you you in fact were watching a movie.

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Speaker 1: What what was wrong with his choice?

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Speaker 3: It was porn?

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Speaker 1: Wow? Okay, so you all right, you gotta set the

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Speaker 1: You're like, okay, hey, you know it's we're gonna watch

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Speaker 1: he just he just puts that on. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I thought we'd hang and then all

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Speaker 1: That was My next question was was it like, you know,

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Speaker 1: can we can dissect this a lot of ways. You know,

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Speaker 3: Uh, I won't say that. It as mildly entertaining. So

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Speaker 3: I got in shot for about uh five minutes and

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Speaker 3: then went to the bathroom. Are you familiar with pirates.

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Speaker 1: Like on a boat?

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Speaker 3: Like you want to know, like pirates the porno?

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Speaker 1: No, we want to know?

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, So it's loosely based off of Pirates of

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so we're all like dressed up like pirates.

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Speaker 1: We got like a sword and well.

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Speaker 3: It's slightly comic cult like. For example, the captain says,

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Speaker 3: I don't know how she keeps up the morale of

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Speaker 3: the I don't know how my first mate keeps up

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Speaker 3: the morale of the crew and then the next shot

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Speaker 3: is her like.

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Speaker 1: Getting y Yeah, I got it. I did.

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Speaker 3: I did see the humor in that. But however, I

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Speaker 1: Intimidated Rufield boy and uh, he's taking a look for

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Speaker 1: journalistic purposes so that he can understand. Yeah, that was

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Speaker 1: the thing that is. So if that's just let me

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Speaker 1: bring Simon in because you got some explaining to do. Simon.

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Speaker 1: I forgot to mention that Simon is here. Is this

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Speaker 1: your thing? Like you were, Yeah, Kiki wants to know

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Speaker 4: Right listen, Okay hearing this out loud, Okay, I get it.

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Speaker 4: But we we did have like this kind of jokey rip.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're a real purist, I mean, you want that

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Speaker 2: You're like, I think they still do some like that

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Speaker 1: So you're looking for more of a major motion picture

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Speaker 1: style adult film. I just want to be clear on this,

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Speaker 1: that's your preference. We're not doing the amateur thing like

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Speaker 1: we want. We want real like special effects and everything.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was just like, I didn't think we are

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Speaker 2: five minutes. It's a big jump.

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Speaker 1: It's a big jump for day two. I know. Okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, So Bria, so you guys did sort of

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Speaker 1: talk about this ahead of time. I'm not excusing it,

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Speaker 1: but like so he thought he was being funny because

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Speaker 1: it had come up. So I don't know, I mean,

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Speaker 1: other than that, can we say that was really bad

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Speaker 3: No, No, that was pretty young constable. I'm just I'm

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Speaker 3: a little too romantic for that to work for me.

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Speaker 1: So what if you had chosen a different subject matter,

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Speaker 1: would that have mattered at all? Like, were you kind

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Speaker 1: just really mistimed.

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Speaker 3: It just felt like he watched on the sexiest part

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Speaker 3: of our conversation in date one and just kind of

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Speaker 3: ran with it to creepy level.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, fair enough. Well, look, Simon, that

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Speaker 1: was a miss. I'm not going to work out. She's

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Speaker 1: not interested anymore. So look, Bria, thank you for answering,

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Speaker 1: and I wish you the best. Simon did next time,

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Speaker 1: better judgment.

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Speaker 2: I should just play the Real Pirates.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Rufeo hooked up to that movie? Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: real Pirates, the real Pirates. What do you mean wasn't

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Speaker 1: that the movie that you did something to? Oh yes,

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Speaker 1: that is true. Wait what pirates of? They care? What

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Speaker 1: happened to that? Don't worry about it, Freddie boy? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: okay that that movie. That movie works to my guy.

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Speaker 1: I will not get on a boat with you, Josh

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Speaker 1: right back. Yeah, okay, I gotta go. You guys had

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Speaker 1: a good day. Bye.